Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 636 My Homie is Kicking it With My Ex... 😣 + The Plastic Glizzy Grill-Off | Brown Bag Mornings (01/13/26)

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

The crew navigates an interesting Homie Helpline where they debate if Damian should cut off his friend Junior for staying "ride or die" with Damian’s tattoo artist ex-girlfriend and posting videos of her "backing it up" at events. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the "glizzy goblins" who are grilling hot dogs inside plastic packaging for "extra flavor" and investigate why Michael Jordan once threatened to trade his teammates for laughing at his old-man dancing. [Edited by @iamdyre 💱]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? It's the 2026 version of the graffiti tower, and it's over there in the O.C. It is the abandoned Westminster Mall. What's going on over there? RIP to the Westminster Mall, man. Did you ever go? Andrew, you're around there.

Yeah, no, I never went. There was never. anything there. It was always anything. Now there's never anything there. They got some good stuff. Like what? A lot of like beat me neat, like type stuff. They got like, they have really good bond me's.

Remember how he said only con can do those jokes? I'm actually a little bit beatnamese. What? It shows on my thing. It shows on my 23 me. What's the little? Yeah. Once you go and carry that on your forehead?

Beat my meat. Then how would I be able to say that so good if I wasn't? You're not saying it right. I thought you were saying beat me. my meat. He is. He is. Daniel, you know what to do, brother.

You're saying that. I thought you were saying, no, you're saying beat my meat, brother. Beat my meat. No. Oh, all I hear is that. Anyway, back to the Westminster, Mark.

And you never went there. No, because there was nothing ever there. Well, actually, no, I'm like, you know what? I did go to the Macy's one. Okay. See, there's something over there. Well, look, this mall's abandoned. It closed late last year.

and reportedly allegedly they want to make housing there. They want to like rebuild it. So it's going to get it's going to get demolish. Oh, okay. But in the meantime, it's getting hell of vandalized because someone found a way in. A lot of someone's. And bruh, it's nonstopping there. So much so that the police department is saying, honestly, all our resources are going to this mall.

They receive up to 400 police calls since closing in 2025. Over that. That's a lot. I mean, they're going to knock it down anyway, just let it get vandalized. right? Yeah, just let it. Yeah, you're right. Let it happen.

Because things can happen in abandoned places. Like, bad things. It's not just vandalism. Oh, okay. That goes down in there. Have you guys? See the movies? No.

All the zombies are in the abandoned malls. Yeah, they live there. Legit. I'm legend. The zombies and the smokers, they just chill there. It's just not, I think it's fun for being like, oh, yeah, you can go in there making like a rage room. Uh-uh.

That's not, that's not all. Damn. You know what I've done there? Because it's been abandoned for, like, the longest time, right? So when I'm really tired. I go and pull up to the parking lot and I just take a nap in my car. That's very dangerous.

That's so dangerous. That's so dangerous. No, but I'm not the only one. There's like a bunch of cars people's napping. It doesn't matter. I think they live there. I think they live there. Well, I would do that.

That's called the cheaters meetup spot. It is. And you're there. I know. I was laughing. I was cheating. I heard it's a new figuro. How dare you?

It's a new. It's a new Griffith Park. Bruh, Actually, be careful. Can we stop doing that? Don't do that. You should actually pick somewhere that's more populated. Yeah.

I just thought I'm like, I don't have to struggle for parking. I'm like, it's right off the freeway right there. The kidnappers won't struggle either. That part. I've seen too many murder dogs of things like that. I would be really tired and I would just pull over and then. I'd be like, is that my engine? Yeah.

And now you burn the spot. Please do not go. I know. Let's Mr. Ma get it together, my friends. All right. Angie, there's Chisholmation. Yeah, you guys. Okay, this one's a trip out.

It sounds like a novella. So there's this soccer player. His name is Givaldi, no, Givaldo Viera de Sousa, right? A.katea the Hulk. He's known because he has, like, really, like, of his kick, it's really powerful, things like that, the strength. Since he was little, he's been obsessed with Brazilian soccer star, right? Yes. The Hulk, yes.

Yeah. Do you know him? El Julkulo. July. But we're with you. Okay. Okay. Trip out.

This fool divorced his wife after 12 years of marriage. Okay. To marry his niece. Oh. But it, wait. Wait, what? So let me explain it. Let me explain it.

It's not his blood knees, okay? It's his ex-wife. Did this call me off-line? This is a lot of drama. And what's tripping out, like, well, I was tripping out. It's like, okay, so now they have kids with his new wife, right? and his new wife's kids he also had

kids with his ex-wives so then I'm thinking I'm like those kids are like cousins primos, brothers I know and then that new mom is like the aunt They're like

Yeah The kids are like uncle brothers Uncle brothers Are sure they're not from Alabama No Brazil So this niece is her niece By way of her sister her brother Yeah yeah yeah

So his ex-wife's name is Iran and his current wife is Camilla. So Camila was the niece or is the niece of the wife. I guess... Ex-wife. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not...

Silver-living dog. I know. I guess a little bit... You have like an older sister, like way older than they had you, like, hell of years later, and then that sister gave birth to a kid. That's like your same age, maybe? Like, kind of your same age? Yeah.

So it's... You know when you have your uncle and he's like seven? And you're like, wait, what does this happen? So it makes a little bit more sense because... So the whole key is... 39, but his ex-wife, she was like 18 years older than him. Okay. So her niece is more,

excuse me, her niece is probably more his age? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is so confusing. It is very confusing. But it's like, it's a, let's think, let me think. Okay, it's like if me and Marcus got divorced and he marries my niece. Yeah, my niece. That's exactly what this is.

And then they have kids. And I'll take him to the Westminster Mall. Throw him down the broken escalators. I know, but now like the niece or Camila and I ran the ex-wife and the new wife They don't have a relationship at all I wouldn't either So the ex-wife called like the knees

Like the biggest betrayal of her life Because she did not see that coming The niece is the bigger betrayal Or the man is the bigger portrayal? The niece Yeah Yeah, yeah, my sobrila Yeah, the ex-wife

It's the niece The niece is the one causing betrayal I feel like, Dan, you're dirty for not For getting on my niece And you would think that because I like literally began Yeah It's just the wrong.

We don't think. We don't think. No, but yeah. That's gross. Wait. Yes, they don't think. They're just going to get anything that's hot. That's weird, man.

And so they shouldn't be held accountable. You know what's crazy? I want to know the ages. That makes a big difference. 39, right? Yeah, 39. The niece is 39? No, he's 39.

I'm not quite sure of the niece. But she's around his age. Yeah. And she's really pretty. She's a doctor. She's a doctor. Yeah, she's a doctor. Like a plastic surgeon doctor?

Yeah. She's pretty, but his ex-wife is also really pretty. Yeah. That family is his type. Yeah. Well, yeah. All right. It's weird, but it's not incest, but it's so wrong.

Yeah. There needs to be another word for like. FAMSET. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that is. The FAMSets. All right. That's it for Cheez-Met brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.

I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Par 106. And I just want to check on the guys real quick. Are you sad? All the time. All the time. Like in my heart. Yeah, like especially when it comes to love.

All the time. No. No? No percent. Not at all. Yeah. What? No, I'm so happy.

It makes me sad. Oh, wow. In my relationship, I am so happy it makes me sad that other people can't experience what I'm going through. Thank you. I'm serious. I'm serious. Are you sad about like the love? Not being able to do what you want is the best thing.

I'm asking because there is an album. That's low key strictly for the, like, for us. That hasn't been on the charts for years, but it is leading the U.S. rap album charts this week. The number one listen to rap album. Little Zane.

No. It's take care of. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we're not doing okay then. Right? Like, this is a sign of the time. Break the, take care in place, in case of emergency.

Yeah, in case of the heartbreak. Yeah, it's just like, yes. Okay, and then I looked it up, and it says, people actually experience increased sadness or relationship issues in January due to the post holiday let down financial stress, lack of daylight, and the pressure for new beginnings. So like, you guys are just everywhere right now.

Emotions. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yes. And when you're sad, you need your freaking crew love. Oh, my God. That's all this all on this album.

Look at great. Oh, God. Bangor. Oh, we got a vibe. Yeah, Take Care is leading the U.S. rap album charts this week. It's currently the best-selling rap album in the U.S. And I was just like, there's some sad ass fools around here. 100%.

That's Drake's best album to me. That is one of the best albums, yes. It's like classic time album. Okay, but forget about Drake. I want to know about your feelings. What has you so? Yeah. Well, me right now, I'm like scrolling through Instagram and my Instagram's against me right now,

showing me like my type of girls every two slides. But I keep telling myself, no, I need to lock in. I need a lock in. Oh, yeah, because his resolution is to not be in a relationship. So now it's like, Instagram's like, oh, here's all the girls that you like. And I'm like, stop, please. So you got a sad chub? Well, yes.

You said you don't want to be in a relationship this year? You should be in two. Victor, that's horrible advice. That's good advice. You're going to get double the sadness, bro. You don't need this. Just listen to Drake. That's your personality.

description boom got you lucky that's the sound of the police the petty police especially with the parent it's just pettit I'm being petty petty petty girl pretty and I'm petty yeah I am pretty pettiest yeah you are

yes we are how you doing this morning yeah I got a conversation to have especially with the parentals sorry and jing great we're gonna exclude you that's fine okay Khan Vic

have any of your kids already broken or messed up a Christmas present that they got? Yes. What? Which one and who? Um, almost every electronic toy. All right, because here's my thing.

Missing batteries. Already. Well, did you ever put batteries in Canada? Are you part of the problem? Yes. You did put batteries. Yeah, I went and bought like 50 of them for $125. Why do you always have to do a battery run?

I feel like I bought this whole little box so that next time I need it and then the next time I need I got to go back. No, okay, so we bought the boys. they wanted laptops, they wanted iPhones. They're like, bro, we're not going to do that. Instead, they have iPads. So I'm like, why don't we buy the accessories to make the iPads look like a laptop? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right? And so they got a little mouse. They got a little stylus. It's not the ones from Apple. They're from Amazon. So it's cheaper. And then, like, one that is like a keyboard, right? They were spazzed out.

They loved it. Probably like three days later. They want to take it out. I'm like, if it's a laptop mode, it has to be in the house. Yeah, yeah. Because you're not going to carry around a whole laptop. No. Right.

Take it to the grocery store. Boom. The iPad fell. The screen broke. Oh, my. And it costs more to fix the freaking iPad than to get a new one. You're kidding me? Bro.

I put it in the chat like, hey, Donya, if you guys know anyone that works at Apple? No one. Oh, my God. But yeah, bro. Already breaking the toys, right? It's very upsetting. Teuiluil at you. Yeah.

Ouch. It hurts. But what happened, bro? Oh, yeah. No, my son broke his two. Oh, his iPad too? No. His wrestling toy.

Got him a wrestling toy. Oh, nice. He broke Liv Morgan. He broke her leg. What was he doing? I don't know. I say you're supposed to be gentle with those. Might be doing something like that.

I said, you got to be gentle with those, son. So imagine to find out that your kid either broke or got a toy dirty or a gift dirty. But it wasn't their fault. It wasn't your fault. It was someone else being Petty's fault. That's what happened when this teacher saw all his kids with new shoes and did a video saying, I'm going to make sure that your kids ruin those Jordans that you got them.

Check this out. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, just so y'all know, I got y'all kids outside with them new J's on. Hey, y'all, let's go play in the dirt. Come on. They're so excited.

They're so excited to go play in the dirt. That teacher should get fine. Right? Oh, absolutely. It's like, you know what your parents will really love if you break those new Jordans in over there in that pile of dirt? He is a mastermind.

He made them do. do it themselves. Yes. But then video recorded it. Hey, I see those kids with those new Jays. You know, anytime you had new shoes in school, they had it like, wouldn't they step on it? Yeah.

Oh, I'm going to bless your shoes. Oh, I'm going to bless your face right now. I'm getting mad. Yes, is it petty of that teacher to have done that with those parents harder money on these kids? That's why. Or they were just going to get them dirty anyway. Their kids playing outside.

Yeah. I mean, they're going to get them dirty anyway. The kids. No. I want to fight the teacher. Yeah. The teachers being petty. Do not send your kids to school with new shoes.

They need to have school shoes, the ones that they can run through. You guys had new shoes in school? Oh, here we go. You guys are rich. Okay, what were you wearing Mexican Jordan? Hand me downs. From who? My sister, dog.

So you were wearing girl shoes? Yeah. And she was in surprise as you? He was wearing the jelly sandals that we said. Oh, wow. Oh, poor Cod. We all had payless shoes. We all had payless shoes.

Let me try these on. Oh, they fit perfect. Let's go. They're Adidas with four stripes. All of those. You're the reason there's no more payless, huh? All of a sudden there was a pair of Sonic the Hedgehog shoes super worn at. Oh, no switcho rooskeys.

Oh, gosh. Dan, you got Sonic the hedgehog? Como that light up? The ones that light up? No, my, no, no, my never lit up. I could run fast, though. Super fast. Hedgehog fast.

That was Teddy police. Can you please give me your, there you go, your police. That's a great one. All right. Now you're going into chicken head territory. Yeah. Woo-woo, chicken, chicken. All right, let's get into Skrill League.

Gleasie goblins beware Yes I hope everybody in this room knows how to cook a glizzy correctly, right? Oh yeah How do you cook your glizzy? In the microwave. Whoa. In the microwave? Yeah.

You're not being serious. They're not being serious. Yeah, you're lying, dude. I don't want to do with nasty hot dog water. I hope you don't cook. You really put it. It depends. It depends on how much time I go.

No. If I don't have time, guess what? I'm stabbing it with a fork and putting it over the fire right there on the, on the stove. Yeah. Okay. That's fire. That's good.

You, Angie? Yeah. On the grill. On the grill. On the pan. Yeah. Letty? Pan. Pan?

Pan? Yeah. Well, this new way of cooking glizzies is going to have you probably throwing up because it almost made me throw up. What? It's a new trend that's taking over the internet. And people don't know if it's trolling or if it's actually true. What they're doing is that they're leaving the glizzies in the packaging of the plastic

and putting them on top of the grill. And people. People are saying this supposedly is supposed to keep all the flavors and all the juices inside and it's supposed to taste way better. All the micropastic juices. All of that's going to be inside. This guy on video is like bragging about how good it tastes. I don't know, y'all. We'll see.

We got the ballpark. Stuck them right on the grill. We're going to cook them. Look at the juices. Oh, it's so moist. Almost done. Look at them dogs. That's so nasty.

You can see the video on Broadby Mornings 101, 606. He literally just leaves them in the packaging on top of the grill. And all the juices are just in there. This is gross as me. I saw a news report on this. Please don't do that. That's very unhealthy. That's too much.

You know how, like, I know that you can't call the cops for something like this, but there should be like another number. Like, this is flagrant. That's so disgusting. Do not. Please do a wellness check on this. Yeah. That's a wellness check.

That's the hell no. It's because of melting plastic. That's what I'm saying. The plastic is a mountain to your food. But honestly, what juice is? What juices? juices. Hot dog water.

That's nasty. You would do it. Nah. No. You did. I feel like you were one of the Tidepot kids. I would hate. Right?

When I found out how like boiling hot dogs was, it disgusted me. So I was like, I only like my hot dogs on the grill now. Because like boiling hot dog is like, I feel like it. All those juices are in there too. You said you would like them grilled now? I like them grilled now. Versal. When I was a kid, I didn't know how they were made when I was a kid.

I was just eat them, right? And then when I got older, I was like, all right, I'm just going to eat these. straight off the road now. Nothing else. That's how I have my hondogs. With a tortilla. I don't have buns. No, I have them different things in times.

I just, I cut them in little slices, put a little lime juice with the patillo. Oh, that's fine. That is. Little snacks. You ever ready to? Yeah, like that. Yeah, cold.

Yeah, cold with limon and some of the potillo. Yeah. Yeah. Like raw? You just eat the glizzy raw? Yeah. Now, that's, with lemon and salt. With lemon, salt and a little bit of the patillo?

Okay. I was with you. but I like I usually cook it and then I put the tapatio in the leave. You need a cold, ice cold. Ice cold. I'm a con. That's not even healthy. Raw glizzy.

Glizzy isn't healthy, period. Facts. I'm not. Okay. Ash, HGBT, if it's bad for you to grill hot dogs in plastic package because we needed somebody else to answer besides ourselves and our own common sense. And it said, yeah, of course the plastic can melt and fuse to the hot dogs.

Harmful chemicals like BPA fell later. plasticizers can leach into the food. Even if it looks fine, chemicals can transfer before visible melting happens. You can end up eating plastic residue you can't see your taste. So I guess if that keeps the flavor. That's the extra flavor. A little BPA? A little camera.

Sprinkles. Just a little BPA on that. You know what they say? Why more men die than women? Because they do stupid things. Did you know that? Oh. Yeah.

I believe it. Here's one. I didn't know fighting for this country was stupid. How is that? I'm just kidding. What else are? I just went totally to that. You're not even in the army or anything.

What are you fighting? You're demons? No way. And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Perritos that is going down for the weather Tuesday, January 13th. First, we smash to the city of Camarillo. I'll see you later.

It means I'll see you at Rattillo. 76 And at night You're going to be 55 Next we lean like a cholo To the city of Maywood Where perros say Hey

No tegas way, fo 76 And at night you're going to be 48 Now we cruise with this Now we cruise a low low To the city of Artisia I used to think all cholos

had alopecia That's good That's good like that Yeah 76 And now you're going to be 49 Lastly we moonwalk to the city of El Toro.

If you listen to brown bag, your heart is made of Oro. And if you don't, I hope you get Chorro. Wow. Where is El Toro? You are 75 and 51 at night. I like that one.

El Toro's in the Ossi? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's in the O'C. Like up in the, not in the mountains, but like the valley. Right? Like the valley. That's cool.

It's in a valley. It's in the valley. Yeah. Oh. I like Lake Forest. Yeah. Yes, Lake Forest. Camarillo, you're going to be 76.

You are 76. And at night you're 55. Maywood, 76 and 48 at night. Artisia, 76 and 49 at night. El Toro, you are 75 and 59, 51 at night. There's just a lot of it. You want to try that again? Yeah, yeah, read it again.

Right then again. For the top. Look, dog, the point is that it's going to be, you're good during the day, and at night wear a sweater. Yeah. I heard it's getting a heat waves coming. What? A heat waves coming? Yeah, I heard.

What? It's just a news. It's just a meteorology. It's just a meteorology. It's not even. Those would be lying. I have the doppel. You have a dopple?

I have a dopple. Trust me, trust me. It's a doppler. That's the one, that's the one that they have. No. He has a dimple, bro. He has a dimple. Mine's different.

Mine's different. It's when your boy, Connie, because round back mornings are proud and oh six. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.

I mean phone line. We got your phone line. The homie help line. Damien needs our help. Damien, hit us up and said, hey, Brownback, my name is Damien, and I need help. Is my homie being fake for being around my ex, or am I tripping? All right, he said, so I used to date this female tattoo artist for almost a year. I met her through our mutual homie junior.

And before I got with her, he told me not to do it. But I didn't care. I thought she was going to be minds forever. Mines. Mines. But we didn't. But we didn't. And she broke my heart.

And ever since, it's been so hard to get over her because of my damn homie Jr. He said he still gets tattered with her. He was getting like a huge piece on his back. So I know he was going to see her for sessions. But it seemed like every damn week for a while he was there. Then he finished it and started posting new tattoo content of it. And to make it even worse, my boy Jr. throws events and she shows up every time. And I see her dancing with guys in the background.

I know they're not hooking up or anything. Yeah, they are. But I'm pissed about it. Junior knows how hurt I'd be over this chick. I feel like I want to block this fool so I can finally get over this hyna. I hit him up about it and he said that she's my home girl too. This is a good homie of mine, but this always makes me feel gotchal. I want to know, should I cut off my homie junior to finally get over my ex?

Help me out, Brownback. This happens in Guy World? What? Yeah, don't you just hate when your homies don't listen? Isn't it like Guy Code or something? You guys say bros before the bro code? But if you met the O before the bro, then it's maybe a little different. Oh my God, you guys think what if you didn't?

So what if you didn't? Because he didn't say that he knew the girl first. No, I'm just saying. True, I'm trying to figure that part now. I mean, yeah, it depends because you can, you know, just have like your loyalty to each person, like as far as a friend. You know, it's not like he's like trying to, I mean, it's, I don't think he's trying to get at her. He doesn't think so. I don't know.

Concrete's up there. They're sleeping together. They're sleeping together? But there's also bro. There's also brocode where like if your homie tells you to stay away from somebody and you don't pay attention, that's on you now. The other one? That's also brocode? That's another.

If Concrete saw me with the girl and it was like, she's not good for you, bro, like, leave her. That's a lie. You guys would still stay with them. That's on us now. But that's on us. Yeah. But then if I then go hang out with that girl that I told you to drop, I already know that I'm going to be content to be mad at me for that.

Well, one thing is going out with her. Another thing is just hanging out. Yeah, that's true. Hanging out. Yeah. I don't know. This is a guy thing. This is a guy thing apparently.

It is. If your homie gets with a girl you know. And afterwards, like, I'm sure you see the homie's sensitive or he's, in his feelings or he's hurt over her, would you not care if you were to, like, be around her? I'm assuming you care about your homies, right? Aren't you guys like,

might keep my circle small, right to die, right? Broke. Right? I don't even like her. Then why are you talking to her for? Yeah, why are you around her? What are you for? I guess it's less about how cool you are with her

and it's more about, like, how cool you are with your homie. Or, like, how much you care about your homie. Understanding this fool's going through it. I think it has a lot to do with the timing. That, like, he's trying to get over her and he feels like he can't because it's like, you know, he's always seeing her in the stories, Instagram.

Well, one, you need to stop checking your homies Instagram if that's what he's doing. True. But I think he's probably thinking like, Dan, why aren't my dog like, like, at least if you go see her, bro, don't be posting it or like, I don't know, mute me from watching your stories. What? That's a lot of words. I think that's doing too much. Too much.

Yeah. That's a whole lot of work. Like, no, that was my homie. I'd be like, dog, that's your guys' problem. That's not even me. She's a dope artist. I don't know. She's a dope artist.

That's part of where she goes back. Just because you got bad service. This is it mean I got to stop going to the restaurant. Facts. That's true. Okay. So then what, as the homie that got the bad service, now what does he do? Should he be like, it's cool.

My homie can do that? Keep going. I mean, yeah. No, he can't. Like, he can't. Damien can't. Damien is not. with the girl anymore. So how should he handle it? That's what he's asking us. How should he handle

the situation where his homie don't really care about his feelings and don't care about how it affects him? Find another restaurant or feed your soul, perrito. I guess it's more how he handles the friend, not how he handles the girl. Got it. He's already broken up with the girl. Fight him. He's trying to handle the mom. No, well, you got to think about it. He might like lose his friend and his girl. Well, he lost the girl. He lost the girl. That's what I'm saying. But like now lose the friend. Now it's just like, why not just gain two friends? How?

Can I guess you say weird. Yeah, he's just saying dumb things. No, what I'm saying is that he doesn't have to just he could break up with her. It doesn't mean he has to like not forever see her. They can be broken up. Yeah, they're broken up. That's what I'm saying. You can still be friends. So you're not making awkward. Now why you're

getting over. I think that's the tough part. Grow up. Nobody sees Amy. He's not grown. Yeah. Conn hasn't had to get over anybody in 20 years. Oh, that's why. Nope.

Never look back. Exactly. So, no, it's hard. It's hard. Like, when you're just like, damn, like, everything reminds me of her. He's in that stage. And he just opens his Instagram and it's like, there she is again. And now I feel like he's taking it out.

Well, anytime his boy comes around, shows his tattoos, there it is again. I don't even think about that. Yeah. Yeah, there's going to be triggers anything. Anyway, there's going to be a song. There's going to be a restaurant. There's going to be a movie. Always.

But I guess he's back. his intent is what or his his his feelings or her over his homie i guess lack of consideration which it all boils down to like bro you know i'm getting over her can you just not freaking post her what is it what did he say they were doing uh tattoo artists no but what did he say he's oh they're at an event like at an event like she's in the background like dancing with other dudes and stuff like that yeah she's not she's not dancing with other dudes he said and i see her dancing with oh yeah with guys in the background you don't mind she was what That's not what the hell is.

That's exactly what it says. So now he's wondering to himself and to us. Like, I don't know. Like, what do I do with this full? I think he needs like some time with his homie. Like he's probably seeing him go out with her. And he's like, what's up, homie? Like, he needs a homie right now.

And he just sees his homie hanging out with his ex. And that's why he called the homie helpline. All right. So let's help him. What's up, Mike? Hey, how you doing? What's up, bro? Mike.

Our guy, Damien, wants to know. if his homie's being a good friend or not by what he's doing. Hell nah. The homie junior is clapping for sure. What? What? Oh, no. I got multiple tattoos.

Like, I know how tattoo artists are. It is a profession. I'm not knocking it, but they got so much free time. Like, I've seen all this drink and smoke, like, you know, while they're working and shit. So I see my language. My apologies. My apologies. So I know they're doing more than just tattooing.

They're kicking it for sure, especially, like, all the extracurricular activities after work. Like, yeah, we know what time it is. The writing's on the wall. Yeah. So he should be cool with you, but like, disinacquainted. I would disdance myself for short. Wow. Distance yourself from junior.

I don't think I've ever met an ugly female tattoo artist. They're fine. They're always fine. And they all got the sleeve. They're covered. They're covered up. I know that hurts. I know that hurts.

So they're taking turns rubbing each other's back? You got my back? I got yours. I don't know the schedule of a tower. artist, but I'm sure they take appointment. Yeah. They create their own downtime. That part.

A lot of new tattoo artists, there's very much, like, appointments only. Create their own schedule. Yeah. It's rare to do walk-ins, like rare. Okay. Yeah. All right. That he's sleeping with her, we can't automatically assume. Absolutely not.

No. Is there a world where he can just be having her at his events and going to see her for tats and them not be hooking up? Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, I. What? What's the first ending?

My tattoo artist is a girl. She did my chest piece. I do content with her and stuff like that. So fine. Yeah, but she has a man. She has a man. Yeah. Doesn't mean I hook up with her though.

Well, yeah, of course, because she has a man. But what if... She's not single. Didn't this call her to say, uh, tattoo artists, they have a lot of free time and stuff like that? Yeah. And she spends with her man. Not you. Uh, yeah.

See? Don't do that. But what if she leaves her man? No, I would keep it cool. I've always, because I've known her for a while. What does that mean? I've known it for a while. That means no.

That means I could never because I've known for a while. Greg will fold. Nah. On her, you're following her? On her? No. No. I have my type.

Also, she's not your type. Is it tattooed? My type is the ones getting the tattoos, not the ones giving it. I have friends. Better not your type. Yeah. Okay. So what should Damien do?

Should Damien cut off his homie or just like put it in the back of his head. I guess how would he handle staying friends with him? Okay. How is the moving forward and that's still my homie, kicks it with my head? Like, how do you move forward that way? Catch a little fade.

Right? Get out of your system. Get out of your system. He'll probably go better after. No, he probably will. He probably will. Yeah. Like, all right.

And it has much to do with Junior. He's just fighting his demons, really. Like, just let him swing. Let them swing. Yeah, yeah. He's in a swing like, like, Trey and Boys in the Hood? Just let him swing on you and just duck and dodge. Come on.

He deserves it. I'm that. He is. Callie. Callie Wings in San Gabriel. What's up, Callie? Kelly. What's up?

Good morning. Good morning. What's up, bro. We're heading to the homie, Damien. This is for sure a dude issue. He has his friend, Jr. And they both had like a tattoo artist in common. And Damien started dating her.

Junior told her, hey, bro, don't be doing that. Don't be doing that. And he still did it anyway. And now they broke up. But he's like, My friend knows how hurt I am over her. I'm heartbroken. I'm this and I'm that.

Not only is he, like, going to get tats with her still. Which you can't be mad at that. Come on, bro. But he's also, like, at events, throwing events. She's there. She's dancing. He's posting her. And I just feel away.

Is this a good homie? Or should I just, like, walk away from the friendship? Well, if he's a good homie, how was he not invited to his events? Oh, you're right. That's a good Because I can't make out with her if you're there, buddy That's so awkward That's so awkward

We gotta ask him if he was invited Maybe he couldn't make me Maybe if he's a vendor He wants to come and sell something I might be He always has for free stuff That's why he's not invited Maybe

He's on the ticket link Hey but also he got to man up And just give it up already I mean, if she don't want to be with you, like, you just be a little Soca right there trying to make that. Yeah. That's a part. A Soca is just, you know, lame. Yeah.

A chaval. You've got a man-out. A chavala. Thank you, Kelly Wing. Thanks, Kelly Wings. Men up. I've never heard that. Same.

We neither. Soca, yeah. Little chavalooks. You're being, you're not being a man? Yeah. Soca? Like a hangout. Wow.

Use it in a sentence. What? I want to know I want to know teach the world I'm a soccer in your face right now dog pro ho

That's different No you're just kidding You're just being a sock You're just being a sock Soka No I don't Yeah From what I think it's

Yeah It's like lame You're a sucker You're lame Okay but used it in a sentence You still haven't used it in a sentence Soca Who's that being a soca

There you go Soca la bolstipa Oh Oh Oh I was like Maybe that's what it needs Sorry

Hey BWR HG1 Los Angeles Power 106 LA's number one for hip hop We're inside the Homie helpline

Trying to help this For Damien Damien is sensitive You know We all have the sensitive homies You're one of them You get annoyed at your friends

And then you kick him out The group chat Yeah too actually See That's annoying Well they're the annoying ones Yeah It's them

It's never you Right Not ever you Good Okay so I've been DEMing him He said he does Get invited

But he avoids going Because he doesn't Want to run Into his ex That's smart Ask him If he was invited to the last event.

Well, I mean. All right. Our guy Damien, he hit us up and he said that his friend is still hanging out. We're not going to say messing around. Yeah. Hanging out with Damien's ex. Okay? Damien has an ex-girlfriend that Tats and his friend after they broke up, still goes, gets

Tats with her and also invites him to her to his events. And it gets weird when he's like looking at his. homies, Instagram stories or Snapchat stories and his exes in the background backing it up, backing it up. So he don't know if that's like, he's like, I don't know, my entrepreneur is this fool like not being a good friend to me. One thing I've come to learn, just like with partners is going to get real deep. I'm sorry, I'm sad. Just like partners have love languages and you may miscommunicate your love languages, that

goes for your friends too. Your friends have certain love language. It's for any relationship in your life. Maybe that homie is like a different at communicating how big of a homie you guys are. Maybe he fails to see that like, I don't know, him cutting off that girl really means something to you like that. You know what I'm saying? Like maybe he's just failing to see that. Whereas you, it's hitting you heavy.

Maybe you would never do that to him. But I guess comparing how you would be as a friend versus how they are as a friend is a little bit. That's where you get messed up. So he's like, I would cut off anybody for you, Jr. Well, yeah, maybe I would cut off your ex for you. Yeah. That kind of makes sense. Yeah.

You feel me? Yeah. You said feeling? Feeling? I didn't say feelings at all. I didn't say that. That's inside your heart. We'll unpack that.

Love language. Love language. Everyone has them. It's just how you express or how you receive and maybe he just does a different way or it's affected him. Or the way that you are as a friend, other people really aren't. Like there's some of our friends that we know they're not going to. give two F's about what you do and there's other ones that want to know every detail. And it's just so different way people are.

Yeah. And this was probably just one of those IDGAF, bro. I'm just trying to do my events and get tats, bro. Yeah. I mean, no harm. But if you're mad about it, stay mad. Yeah, be a man. Oh, gosh.

Be a man. You're the saddest one in here. You're crying about take care of Drake, all of that, this early morning. Yeah, that's a good album. That's not being a man. Yeah, but still at the end of the day, I can get up and be a man and do whatever. everyone want. Big dog.

Oh, do you believe it? Big guy. Do you believe it? None of us. He believed that. All right. Let's go to Bravo in H.P.

Bravo in Huntington Park. What's up, Bravo? What I'm doing? Bravo. Bravo. This is a dude issue. Our guy Damien wants to know if his homies being a fake friend

for still hanging out with Damien's ex. Granted, they do know each other. But he just feels like, bro, I know you longer. You know, like, she hurt me. Why are you still hanging around her? and posting her backing it up on people. Honestly, I think my boy should cut himself off. You know what?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get his get him to my day? Dude. Oh, that's great a lot. You mean, like, vertical or? No, no, no, like social media. Oh, okay, okay, good. Oh, yeah.

You should block himself. Take a break. Like, take a break for social media? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he just got to cut some of them. He was worried about the wrong thing, man. He gets to lock in. He gets to lock in on himself.

It's so sad that y'all can't grieve a heartbreak because everyone just like, get over it! He's going to be that annoying. Oh, you're sad over her? Get over. That's so sad. As a dude, that's so sad. Girls, we have our routine. We're going to cry.

We go eat ice cream. We're going to watch the notebook. We're going to go have wine night. We're going to go all fitness journey, all of that. We have our seven steps of getting over, you fools. But you guys is going to be like, go back. to work. Stop prying.

Yeah. We'll give our homie. That's exactly what happens. Yeah. If our homie needs to talk into, we'll give them about four good words. Yeah. You need to lock in. That's good?

And they're like, we'll pull them to the side and everything. It's like, hey, bro, you need to lock in. That's it? That's it. And we'll just walk away. And they know what that means, though. What does it mean? He speaks volumes.

He better not turn into that homie and social media. Like, I'm taking a break from this. Everybody's fake on his stories. Oh, yeah. Don't hit me up. Don't hit me up. That's a cry for him. Nobody replied to this story.

Every single time. I'm done with social media. Hey, guys, taking a break. No one cares. Go bye-bye. That's like me. When I walk out and I'm guys, I'm going on a 10-minute break. Nobody cares here.

Yeah, nobody cares. I'm crying in the bathroom. That's a lie. I'm crying in the bathroom. No. I don't want to talk about it right now. I need to lock in. Exactly.

I don't care. Don't say nobody cares. Well, she does it. She counts it down. She has a little timer. Yeah. She knows when that last pop. Why don't you follow me then if you really care?

Follow me. Follow me. Yeah. Weirdo. You need to. Don't worry. It's gender neutral. Lock in cons.

Lock in cons. I got to lock in. Well, I'm kind of wood, bro. Like, you just got to stop all of that. Stop looking. Like it's doing harm to yourself. Yeah. You almost can't help but do that.

But you got to like, the first person you can control is yourself. You can't control your home. You can't control the group. The first person at least you can do is that. I guess now is it something that. he continues his friendship. Yeah. Should he continue the friendship?

Yeah. That's a question. Yes. Yes, he should. Yeah. Yeah. See it through. Okay.

And how does he do that? Just avoiding it. I decided on a mind type of thing. That's what I do with my ex. Like my ex was in social media. She was in big at the events and stuff like that. And we worked together. But we broke up.

We stopped working together. But I would see her at the event still. And I'm like, all right, you're out of, but I was avoiding it. The best way to go to go to one of the events. Take yourself a little shorty. Oh, my God. And mind your business, Peritz. Pull up and escalate

Now who got the juice. Yeah, rent something. Go to a row, rent those things. What's like your guy's notebook? Like what's something you guys can watch when it's like You just want to cry out, cry. Go let him let out. Yeah.

Menace to society. Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, that's a good one. Rudy, Rudy. Rudy and Palmdale. What's up, Rudy? Some men that locked in. Hey, what up, guys?

What's up, bro? Rudy, talk to us. What would you tell Damon? He wants to know what should he should do with his friendship after he keeps seeing his homie junior hang out with his ex that they both know so it's not that bad

and like post videos and she's in the background dancing with fools at least like how should he treat the friendship bro well to be honest he needs to man up to be honest

why I need more that's all you get that's all you get that's it that's four words onto the world you need to man up for favor

Real talk, really. If anything, he should flip the script, you know, like, instead of being in the cut and being all creepy and spying on her, bro, bro, get some girls, you know, dance and, you know, like, just go all out. Pretend she's not even there, bro. Yeah. Sign her off. Just shine her off, bro, you know. Hey, your homie has, his homie has nothing to do with whatever happened between them, you know, that's, that's damn. You know what, you know what, you know?

So, just shine her off, bro. Pretend like she's not. in there and just do you, bro. There you cool. Yes. See? That's like no one's watching. No, hey, real talk.

Real talk. Why are you going to be stressing over a female, bro? Like, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, nothing's better than pulling up. Hey, like, bro, there's more out there, bro.

For a lot. There's more females to break your heart, bro. Yeah. Come on. Everybody needs a homie like this. Yeah. No, no, there's nothing like going somewhere

with another girl and acting that nothing's happening while you're destroyed inside. That part. I'm dying. While you're dying in soon. The world's not going to know.

No. Hey, when you get home, how do you feel kind? And right there, you're dancing and she's dancing and she's fittipiando. And you? Enogado.

Go ahead and so. Hit the money spread. Taking an adios mother effort to the caress. Never show your true feelings, gentlemen. Be a man. Never let them. Be a man.

Never. Never. Never let them know you're down. Okay, because I was going to say, like, maybe put your boundary up of saying like, hey, junior, you know what? Like, you guys can be friends, but I don't want to know anything about her. Like, I don't want to, just don't talk about her around me. And you too logical. Yeah.

There's no bus balls involved in that one. Oh, get you. What? Quit your job, leave your family, but never let them know how you feel. Like Gucci Man said, girls are like buses. Miss one. X-15, another one's coming. Come on now.

Can't miss on that. Is that what he said? Yep, that's what he said. Bar. Okay. Shout to all the women out there. You're a catch. You're amazing.

You are. Guys are the prices. We're men. We're men. And Greg isn't even like the guys he says he is on the radio. He's a sweet guy. He's an amazing person. He's an amazing guy.

But on the radio, he's trash. But also, get your money up, not your funny up. I'm going to say that. Who are you talking to you now? What's he? No, he is a good guy. He's a great guy And a great boyfriend

And treats women really well You want to hear this metal card clink right here on the table? That's your mom's card Don't worry about whose card it is It's not your money It's not your money It's not metal He drags his mom's car

He lives in his mom's house Has never purchased a piece of furniture Get your bread up kings Be a man Okay, right And hey guess what We want to send you to go see Bruno Mars at SoFi going down October 3rd and October 4th.

We have a pair of tickets for you, okay? Because we love you just the way you are. But not these fools. You got to call in and I'm going to give you a Palabra because we are playing. You pick the player and they guess the word. Palabra. Oh, that's so cool. You call in and you pick the player.

Is it Greg? Oh, wait, hold on. Why am I even talking? Is it? DJ Greg C. Is it? Angie. Is it?

Confrid. Or is it? Rose Cranz, Vic. Okay, your choice could determine whether you get to go see. Easy come. Easy go. Bruno Mars, live. That's so good.

So bad. I don't know the word. I didn't know the flurks. All right. You're going to choose who's going to play for you. Okay. They're going to step out of the room. Okay.

Then I will give you la Palabra. Palabras. When they come in, you have up to three hints that you can give them. You cannot say any of the words that are in the Palabra, the password, okay? You can't say any of them, but you can give them three hints. And they're just so smart. All of my people in here, super smart. Super smart.

We all went to college. They're studious fools, okay? If they guessed correctly, boom, super easy. You go and you see Bruno Mars. All right, who do we have on the line? Nacey? Hello? Nacey.

Nacy? Is that your name? Nacy. And you're in Westminster. Don't go around that mall, girl. Apparently. Yeah. Nacy.

Are you Vietnamese vegan concrete? For sure. Yeah, like Nacy? Nisi, yes Nisi. Are you Vietnamese? Am I Vietnamese? Yes. No, I'm Mexican.

Oh, yes. Is your neighbor? Vietnamese? Oh, my God. Can you stop? Do you know anybody? Have you had Vietnamese food? Have you had a bond me lately?

Bro, can you just stop? All right, thank you. All right, who do you choose to step out of the room and have to guess this space related? Because the name is Bruno Mars. This is something space related. Who do you choose? Concrete. Concrete.

Great at jokes. Great a jokes. Find out if he's just as great as at guesting. Studio school. All right, Nisi. Nisi, are you ready? Yeah. Okay.

Your word is. Oh, make sure he's not listening or can hear. Oh, yeah, I can't hear outside. Yeah, yeah, because the speakers. Hold on. Hold on a second. I'll see. Okay.

I was like, oh, Angie's making sure. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, wow. You almost got a wait. All right.

So your word ready. Are you ready? Are you ready? Yeah. Interstellar. Interstellar. All right. Do you say yes?

Say you heard it. Yeah. All right. All right. Bring him in. Bring him in. Bring him in. Bring him in.

All right. Nisi is going to give you three hints. And you're going to guess the word correctly, right? All right. Go ahead, Niecy. He's listening. Nisi. No, let her do the hints.

Okay. All right. Okay. Sci-fi. All right. Okay. Love? Oh.

Nice. Okay. That's a good one. And a future. All right. Future. Yeah, yeah. Interstellar.

What? Yes. Wow. It's one of my favorite movies. Oh, wow. Missy. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

You see Bruno Mars. That was so good. Congratulations. That was good. That was so good. Who's screaming? She is perfect. Who is screaming?

You are perfect. I love that movie. Interstellar, time dilation, in the black hole. Oh, wow. Matthew McConaughey. God damn, he's so fun. Congratulations,

you're going to go see Bruno Mars. Go watch Interstellar, girl. Go watch. Watch Interstellar. Have a great time. By the time you watch this, 40 hours have to pass by. You're on Earth.

No, you're sure he didn't hear outside? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dead serious. I love interstellar. When she said, I said future love and, what did she say? Future love and, wait.

And sci-fi. Sci-fi is a movie right away. Nobody says sci-fi and this is a book or a movie. Love and then future time dilate. Yeah, Interstellar. That makes that. That would have caught me. That would have gotten that way.

It was either that or Armageddon. Oh, so good. But Armagedon's not in the future. It's not in the future. It's not in the future. I would have thought, like, I don't know, like, I don't know, some, back to the future. That's what I was thinking. It's not in space.

Oh, okay. Sorry. He's very, he's very, I know. I would have thought like Star Wars or something. Oh, it's a good one. That is in the future. See? I don't know.

There's love there. There's love there. The dad loves his kid, no? There's a lot of love. I am your father. Oh, yeah, that's, man. Sophie, Sophie and Upland. We're going to try one more time.

Okay. Let's do it. Good. Sophie. Good morning, Browne, happy new year. Happy New Year, Sophie. Happy New Year, Sophie, are you ready to have a stab at winning these tickets to go see Bruno Mars? I'm very excited.

I'm going to try to win him for my son for a 16th birthday. Oh, that's sweet. All right. Who are you choosing to go outside and guess for you? I'm going with Vic. Vicks. Let's go. All right, Sophie, Vic.

Please step outside. Please step outside. All right, Sophie. Make sure he don't hear either. One of that, can you please? All right. I don't know. I feel like there's some trickery.

No, I promise. That was like very specific, weird to hear. All right, Sophie. I never would have known that one. That one, she did such an amazing job. No, she did great. She did great with that. All right.

Sophie. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm nervous. Okay. Your word is two words. Oh. And it's Mars attacks.

Mars attacks. Tell me that you understand what I'm saying. Did you hear the words? I did. Okay. You can't say Mars and you can't say attacks when he comes back in. All right. You can have given three hits, but not those.

All right, all right. All right. It's a good one. Yes. It's a good one. Let's see. So good. You're so good.

So you know who's good? Vic is good. Vig's going to be a trivia. Sophie, Sophie needs these tickets for her 16-year-old for his birthday. They're going to have a great time. They want to hear Bruno Mars live at Sofi. Sophie, it's your time to give Vic his three hints. Okay.

All right. Your hints don't have to be one words, by the way. All right. No, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Keep going. Okay. Old school movie. Okay.

All right, all right. And protect. And one more hint. Come on now. I believe in you. It's related to the singer, what his parents gave him when he was born. All right. All right.

There are three hits. Protection or protect. Old school movie. It's related to the senior? The singer? Singer. what his parents gave him when he was born. Let me tell you this.

If he gets it, I know that she scandal at it. Let me start thinking about another gift. A singer. Yeah, protect. I don't know that she said singer. Let me see if she said singer. Hold on, hold on. Sophie, did you say singer?

Yeah, the singer that we're talking about. Okay. All right. Oh, I like that. Four. Three. That's another one. It's the Mars movie.

The Mars movie. Say it. The Mars movie. Say it. Ah, exactly. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Mars what? Mars what?

Yeah, of course he said Mars because she's in the singer. That was good. She actually gave you a great hint. It's a mission to Mars. No. Oh. Mars attacks. A tax.

Hey, Sophie, can you tell me more about Bruno? Sorry, Sophie, you're not going, but can you tell me what you meant by what his parents gave him? when he was little? Yeah. What the hell? Like his name when he was born Mars. So I thought he would get Mars attacks. Oh, yeah, duh. But it's big. I'm so sorry. If you said that to concrete, he would have gotten it. Yeah. I'm so

sorry, so sweet. You sound so sweet. You sound so sweet, Sophia. But you have a good one. I was going to sing to you guys yesterday because I couldn't get through this. I'm just going to do my little version. Okay. Jose, that's so messed. Jose! What? Whoa, Jose!

What? She's a good singer, you guys. I remember her. She's good singer. No, Sophie, don't hang up, Sophie. Don't hang up. That's messed up. You're so rude, Jose.

Wait, how could she hang up if you hung up on her? I don't know. So we can't even talk to her anymore because of Jose. What time you think she was going to sing? A good name? Yeah, yeah. The Lockedad of Heaven? What you're doing?

Oh, where are you at? No, the Lockedada of Heavy. Oh, no. I'm trying to find it. That's such a good. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

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operate as a self-employed sidewalk vendor in the city or unincorporated county, and earn less than $75,000 a year, all right? If you do have all of those requirements, applicants must also commit to meeting all public health and safety regulations, which I'm sure is something that you'd want to do, period. Yeah, this is a beautiful thing. 280 food vending cards available for free. That's great.

I love that. As well as like discounts and the first two years off registration fees, that itself. That in itself. I don't have any card, but I have a car and those registration fees, ugh. That helps way more than like giving out money and stuff like that, you know, because this is just like an operational. And providing. And providing so somebody can make a living for themselves.

And eventually, like, you know, they are going to pay taxes and everything. And it's going to, like, just good for the economy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give away the website. It's a long one. But if this is you, I'm giving you time right now as I'm speaking very slowly to go get a pen or put on your notes app or like, I don't know, write on your arm if you don't have paper. Okay.

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That's great. All right. Let's get into some chishamation. Okay. And gee. Let's see? I'm really. Yeah.

Yeah. Keep talking like that. See? Do it. Do it. Do it. You guys, I'm really, really excited for the Super Bowl because of Bad Bunny, right? Yeah.

So excited. But there's like a huge Bad Bunny song that's not going to be playing at the halftime show. Which one? Can you guys guess which one? Oh, I can guess. I can guess. La can zion. This one.

I guess this one. Oh, there's Drake Angon. Oh, wait, it's not in LA. It's in the bay. Oh, yeah, Drake and goes, Steph, but in the bay. Yeah. That's going to be your last show. Yeah, what about you, Kong?

I was going to say that one, too. No, you worry. He don't know the name. He don't know the name. How you're going to take, uh... Hey, name me three? Peor. No.

Peororor. Sing it. Name me three bad bunny songs. Foon. Go. Go. Go. Go ahead.

I don't know the name of the songs. How's it goes? How's it goes. The ones with, uh, the ones with, uh, the ones with, the ones with, one with, what is the group of Frontera? Okay, what is the other one? Yeah, a percent.

A percent. A percent? Perse, uh, Peor? No, is that one? You're there. You're there. You're getting that one.

It is that one. It is that. How's it go? How's that one? That's a good one. That's a good one. You never see two words. Oh, geez, no.

That's one of the old ones. Are you thinking like, and then, uh, Devitira, uh, devilted her more photos. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. So, okay.

So I'm peor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that with Koskuyella? Bro, I don't know. I think so, right?

I think it was with Kosciuela. Wow. What about you? What? What? Big song? What? Big song? Do you think it's not going to be playing at the Super Bowl?

You know what? I feel like sometimes, like, a favorite will always get left out. Like, I feel like he might not play Titi. Oh, no. I feel like that one he should play. I know. I agree, but I just feel like one always gets like left out. That one I feel like has the most English.

Maybe. Say cheese. Yeah. Yeah. GIFI. I know. I know. But you never know.

Say cheese. All right. Which one is it, Angie? All right. It's actually the one that Greg said. What? La canceo. Oh, my God.

Oh. Yeah, for sure I don't want to be. This is a great. No. This is like a slow white. This is like a. Exactly. You play this after Take Care.

Slow. Key word. Yeah. This is the Spanish Take Care. That's a great thrill. Dude, amazing. Okay, this was with Jay Balvin. It is with Jay Balvin.

And I really thought, like, Jay Balvin would be, like, make sense to actually have it to Super Bowl because now they're friends again. They pass it up in Mexico City. Yeah, they have a whole album. But actually, they caught up to Jay Balvin and they asked them, like, A, fool, are we going to see you with Bad Bunny on stage? This is what he said. Oh, no. That's, you know, I just wish my boy to kill it and destroy it. I want him to take over the whole Super Bowl and show the world why Latinos are made him.

And I'll be there definitely to support him. Oh, no, Gabe Balvin at the Super Bowl. You never know that. That's sad. He could have left it up for like, maybe. Yeah. Like, like, I don't know tune in to find out. Yeah, do you never know.

You're so many. I know. I was really disappointed because, again, I really thought Jay Balvin, now that they're friends, that he would come out. Come out and do like, even like that with Cardi B? Yeah, they did that before. I know, but I mean, part two?

Like that again? No. Because like when Hendrik came out during Dr. Gray, he did all right, no? Yeah. And he didn't do that when he was in the Super Bowl. Yeah, I don't think they want to repeat. Yeah. That makes sense.

That's so crazy. I can't wait. Me too. What song is he going to lead with? I'm calling it now. I'm saying the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, uh, the, uh, uh, uh, da, da, da, da, there's new one. Oh, yeah, yeah. The beats have to be fired.

I'm sorry. The beats have to be fire. Or they're going to be fired. All his beats are fire. For those of us, including Greg, that don't really understand the words, but they understand the beat. The vibe. That energy transcends. It has to be up-tempo.

All right. Thank you. It is. All right. That's it for Cheesme. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on Par 106. All right.

Let's talk some hip-hop. Oh. Soldier boy, tell him. All right, my little soldier boy. There's a video of him going viral at the club. Yeah. And it's not for cool reasons. It's because his air forces were too big.

I saw that. Check out the video, Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. Our little guys really little, okay? Like, we've worn, as a girl, you've worn heels sometimes, and it's like, dang, this is too big, and you see kind of like your ankle, like there's space. Yeah. You could tell from his socks. there's space from the end of his ankle area to the end of the shoe. Yeah.

First rapper to not wear his own shoe size. Wow. He did it again. He did it again, you guys. He did it again. The big problem is that he's wearing super skinny jeans. So it makes his legs look really small. Yeah.

He's skinny. Yeah. But if he was wearing like normal fitted pants, you wouldn't be able to tell. I'm wondering what may have happened. Yeah, you go to the shoe store and you're like, oh, you don't have my size. Fine, I'll take those. Yeah. I need them still.

Because we've had to either fit in like really small ones, smaller shoes or bigger shoes as like heels and stuff, but it's happening to you fools too. Yeah. Oh, no, 10, just give me a 13. That's wild. Yeah, I go a size. I maybe go a half size up. If they don't have like 11, I'll do 11 and a half. Yeah.

I can't go lower because then my feet are like, man. Yeah. Yeah. And my dogs are already look crazy, so I can't have them look crazy. Did you ever see how the ladies, I think it. I don't know what area it's at, but they wear, like, super tight shoes so that their feet can, like, morph.

Oh, that's China. Ballerinas do that. Yeah. No, the one that we're talking about is crazy. It's called, almost like your feet literally morph into, like, a weird. Yeah, that's an old Chinese woman thing. Yeah. That was, like, beauty.

The smaller the size? The smaller the foot, yeah. Yeah. It's so crazy. So, great. And, like, it drastically changes the way your foot is shaped for the rest of your life. Yes. And does that probably, like, affect the DNA?

Like, the kids come out with that? No. No, no, no, no. It's beauty standards. Yeah. But, like, your toe will be, like, tucked in between your heels. Yeah. That's wild.

Yeah. I forgot what it's called, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would rather a shoe that fits me bigger than fits me smaller. Yeah, I usually, actually, so I'm a size six and a half right. And usually with my slippers or, like, my sandals, whatever, I like to order them a size eight so I can get, like, a half a size bigger on the front and then in the back. then you look like this. And then you look like

So, boy, tell him. Yeah. I just want to get a song. Let me, girl. Oh. Oh, go, go, go. You're the rapper. I don't know.

Come on. All right. Yeah. He folded. Greg would have rapped over that. Yeah, I would have. No, Greg. Greg would have to.

Go, Greg. Let me do it too. Go ahead, Greg. Do my own rap? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go, Greg.

Let's go. Uh Yeah Uh You can't do it like me Nope Got some Oh wow

Nope Got to you big on my feet No Hey These say cheap Nope Huh I wear

Air Force ones Uh huh You look like you Ain't got none Oh You're wearing Pumas right now Oh Nothing wrong from one

Yeah Yeah Yeah Remix I'm I'm I'm I'm

I want to vent a little bit Since you're Basically forced to hear me out because meh. Well, let's hear it. I'm a little bit stressed already for my day. Why?

Why? Okay. It just started. Because, okay, it's a very long day for me. And then my husband just added one more thing. And then my kids are putting pressure on me to do it. So now I feel like I have to do it. But I'm just thinking of tomorrow me

and how tired I'm going to be. So I don't know. Feel free anyone in the crew. If you want to take over like prep duties for me or like feeling in the for me? No, no. No, everyone as a whole. No, no.

Please stop. Don't do the other things you're going to do. Please stop. No. Don't do you continue. All right. So check this out. It all started yesterday.

I kind of played myself. I was craving Tacos Los Cholos over there in Anaheim. Yeah. And the only time we could like really figure it out to go is at 8 p.m. So at 7 we drove to Anaheim. So, oh my God, tacos worth it. If you haven't been there, you don't know why I drove so long. It's right from San Gabriel to Taco Los Cholos in Anaheim.

So delicious. So delicious. So delicious. Get the Sessina. They have Wagu. All that stuff is super bob. but we went clearly to drive home I'm I'm hating it right yeah the boys are like the boys had leftover tacos and they're like we want this for our lunch tomorrow with rice mom and I'm like okay

and I can't say no to these fools like so this morning I wake up to make them rice to put a little thermis rice with the carnes so that they're good and off to school that's nice but I'm like it's cool because after work I'll just nap like it's fine yeah but I'm After work, we have the podcast. Okay. And then I'm like, whatever, like, after the podcast, I can nap. No, on Tuesday specifically, if you're a parent of kids that have Roblox, you know this game. It's called Steeler Brain Rock.

And on Tuesdays and Saturdays at Thursdays at 3 and Saturdays at 12, they have this thing, weird name. It's called admin abuse. And it's basically like, you know how when we're playing Mario and we get the star and then we can just do crazy stuff? It's that, but in Roblox, right, in their game. you have to be there at 3 p.m. So that means after the pod, I have to pick them up before 3 p.m. So they can be on their iPad

so that they could be a part of this admin abuse, right? And I'm like, okay, I'll just snap while they're doing that. My husband's like, hey, there's an event at 5.30 in Long Beach because we're announcing a marathon in Long Beach. I was like, all right, the kids really want to go. I'm like, but are you thinking about me? Are you? Because now Long Beach is far for me, dog.

And then I got a text from my son, Horito. Mom, please take us to Long Beach. I will sacrifice admin abuse if there's no Wi-Fi. And Roblox is just a game. Also, my iPads and dad's room. Wow. You're such a nice mom. You are.

You're a really good mom. I think the thing that happened is I had my oldest son very young. And I see the stuff that I missed out on because I was working so much. Yeah. Because you're like, I was single teen mom, how to figure it out. And like he suffered a lot. He suffered a lot of me working on birthdays, on weekends and all of that, that I try my best now for the younger ones to be present. For them, no matter what.

But, dang, it's crazy. Yeah, my mom would have been like, you're missing that. Yeah, you're nice. You're really nice. You are. You are. Because I know my mom would have been like, who's the parent? You or me.

Yeah. Get in the car. Yeah. Get in the car right now. But I have to be present as a wife, right? Sacrifice. Present as a wife and I have to be present as a mother. You know, so can someone please help me with prep tonight? Please thank you, you guys.

You guys tripping. Have them to do it. You should just say no. I just know tomorrow I'm going to be feeling it. Your parents talk to you guys? Oh, my God. You guys are lucky. Could you choose your lunch growing up?

Could you tell your mom what to make you? No, I had tickets. Lunch tickets. They have free lunch, too. It's whatever L-A-USD wanted for me that day. They have that too, but they want healthy stuff and they want protein. I wanted the coffee cake with a little piece of meat, you know. Oh, yeah.

Oh, a little chalupa. Thanks for hearing my mom stress out. So thank you guys so much. Again, no one has agreed to do the prep. This conversation is so that you can help me, you fools can help me for tonight. No one can do it like you. Do you understand? Mom.

Mom, mom, we need your help. Be a mom. We are your sons. I'm their mom. I'm not your mom. We cannot choose our stories let thee. Thank you. That's what I was waiting for.

We're all adults here. Yeah. We can choose our own stories for one day. And they choose my stories too. Choose all the stuff I'm going to talk about. Yeah. Don't make it glizzies and hub subjects, please. No, no problem.

Mona got you. Yeah. Right, Mona? Isn't this crazy? Monizie. Yeah. Isn't this crazy? Not one of the fools is going to step up today.

My dad never did. Oh my God. You're not even a dad. His dad never did. All right. Well, fine, I guess. I guess, stop. I tried.

I tried to move. Like, oh, my God. Wait, another question. Are you drive? The whole time you're driving because I'm meeting hold here there. You know, actually, you don't have no kids. I don't have a driver. Angie has to drive to Santa Ana.

That's right by Long Beach. I do pass by Long Beach all the time. I have to take the 6 of 5 to the 4 of 5, all that stuff. Drive your friend. I could. Oh, I could drop you on. You could drive? She does the prep while you're driving.

You guys. You guys stop! You guys start. You guys got to stop at the Westminster Mall and just do it all there. Nap at the Westminster Mall. Westminster. No. I'll lend you my hotspot

So the kids can have the hotspot In the car You're doing my stories You're doing my stories You're doing my stories You want to sacrifice my hotspot So they can play Roblox on the road Oh my god

All right I'm gonna take your phone Go ahead I'm gonna make mon move I didn't know this was a thing What? Or this was not a thing yet You know you go to the Lego store

Which is an incredible store by the way You think you know what's inside the Lego store So you go in there you're just bewildered by everything they have. You could build yourself. Yeah. Then they have different, yeah, then they have different little like Lego scapes you can get.

You get flowers. You get an aquarium. You get castle. And then you could get a plane. Anything to build, right? Yeah. Oh, you saw the Ferrari one? I bought that one so bad.

I've seen that one. But there's one that's coming that everybody is highly anticipating. And I didn't know this didn't happen before. Lego has unveiled their first Pokemon set. Pokemon. Yes. I somehow feel like this existed already, but apparently it didn't.

The franchise's 30th anniversary is coming up, and now Lego fans, you will be able to collect them all. I like that. As they're doing a set that includes Pikachu on it, and hold on, I have the price here, and the price is astounding. It's dropping on February 27th. That's when you could start pre-ordering.

I know you're a Lego dad, aren't you? I am. I'm already stressed. How much is it laid on me? Okay, there's a, is it Bulbosaur the one with a little flower on him? Yes. Yeah. There's Bulbosaur.

Oh, my gosh, they're so cute. And there's Charzard. There's so many. So cute. Which ones are? What about this little, this little doggy looking one? Oh, Evie. Evie.

Evey. Oh, that one evolves to different ones. Evie's going to be the popular one. Yeah. Evie is? Yeah, Evie. Everybody loves her. Okay.

How much would you pay? Man, I bought him for Christmas a $60 game boy Lego replica. Yeah, it was like $60. So I don't know, hopefully somewhere around there. It didn't break the bank too much. Oh, okay. They add up, though, because it's a little bit. Like if there's going to be multiple, he's going to want multiple that little kid.

Angie, what about you? I was honestly thinking like $200 or so. Yeah. For Legos, I think they're expensive. They are expensive. It's going to be way more. More than that? Way more.

There is a 650 Charzard, Blastois, and Venusaur statue. Oh. And it's a beautiful. It's going to take you a long time to create. No, they don't come made. They come in the box. No, I know. I'm saying they're all come together, though.

Yeah. Oh. Oh, it's like one big piece. This is the toy. Okay, remember, you know how there's people like that do collectible toys and they're like, oh, yeah, I just sold this Pokemon card for 10 grand. Yeah. Or I just, I kept the watches that Burger King gave us back in the day from Rugrats.

The Reptar watch. Yeah. Right? And now it's up. I guess this is the moment where I feel if you buy it, don't touch it. Hold it. Oh, that's the whole point. It's a building.

I know. I agree. But then in 10 years, it'll probably be worth so much money. We always see those things happen. Yeah, no, you're right. If you can just keep it boxed up, look like a nerd, like, hey, this is my, this is my shelf. Don't touch it. Of Legos that I don't touch.

But in a few years it would be worth hell of bread. That doesn't take away the experience of building. Okay, then buy two, bro. Buy two rich guy. No. $650. That's for the set one of, $1. Yeah, that's for the middle class.

No. No. My son better not ask me. It's not for us. It's for us. It should be for us. It's for us. For us that love Pokemon.

Heck no. It's a no for me. Well, there's that. It's out there and it's going to take your money. It looks cool, though. It looks amazing. It looks amazing. This just shows me too.

Like, maybe you can, I don't know. I'm wondering if we can secondhand this or like Mickey Mouse it. Like, try to figure out a way to do our own type version. Yes. Go buy like a whole bunch of yellow like Legos and make your own. Yeah. Take the sticker off the big Legals that just have like A, B, C on them. Yeah.

Yeah. Just make your own. Yeah. Yep. All right. That's Money Moos. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. But never mind that.

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Perritos, inherit the beautiful, attractive physical features of their dads, of their fathers, such as strong joll. lines like mine. Are you trying to flex? I wish I had a jawline, actually. Defined cheekbones, nose features, eyes, mouth, ears, and heart. Are you lying about it? A few of those, yeah.

The heart part, yeah. Researchers suggest that paternal genes linked to facial structure and bone group may be more dominant when it comes to males, and females give you more of the softer side. So the reason I look like a Aztec Warriors is because... Because of your dad? Because of my dad. He gave you your beauty.

Yeah. But you're saying, like, essentially my dad gave me my beauty and then Angie's dad gave her his beauty. Mm-hmm. We could say that. Yeah. Okay. So then that means that you're attracted to my dad? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah? They're my first or my last. But the most beautiful things about me? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't know. Okay.

But Cardi B has a lot. in her song that says, ha ha, you mad because you built like your dad. So. That's, yeah. Right? So she was like talking ish on that one. It's okay.

It's okay. Well, the point is that if your kids are a little heesh, if you look at them here like, you look like your father, it's because that's exactly what it is. Whether they're pretty or handsome or whatever. Yeah, you say it, mom. Exactly, yes. If they look a little strange and deranged, it's your fault.

Lady, look at yourself in the mirror. You did that to them Okay, but what if it's the jawline That comes from the dad That's beautiful Jaolins are beautiful Yeah But the mustache comes from the mom

Yeah man Look at these guys's jaw lines He's beautiful man I don't know The most beautiful thing about me Came from my mom's side What's that? My temper

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He's so smart. All right. Super smart. Let's go to the portaz fool over here. Okay, all right, look, we all know Michael Jordan said, F them kids, right? Yeah. No.

That's a urban legend. He never said that. That's just a meme that people say that he said. Well, he thought it. And there's a graphic, so that makes it true. There's a meme. But apparently he also said F you to teammates who laughed at his dancing. All right.

So there's a former teammate of his name Brendan Haywood who played with Jordan when he was on the Wizards. And he shares stories of when he was in the NBA. And he told a hilarious story about Michael Jordan dancing to a 50 cent song. And you guys got to hear it. They play in the club. The beat hits. Dund, dun, done. But he on like the beat hit.

And he's like, oh! He gets like this old man shoulder shit. Take type thing. Me and Jared Jeffries look at each other, and we immediately start bawling out laughing. Mike stops the dance, stares at us, and says, man, what y'all think is so funny, huh? He said, I'll have both y'all traded to Vancouver, but they don't even have a team no more. He threatened to send him out the country to a team that doesn't exist anymore. And he could do it because at the time, he was like a part of the front office while being a player.

Oh, okay. So he had all the power in the world to do. It's like, don't you cross me. No, not at all. Do not laugh at Michael Jordan's dancing. He'll have you sent out the country. Have you ever done that? What?

Got mad at someone and then, like, meet your life hell? No. Have you let them? Yeah? Get mad and wish people well. Wish people well. Wish them well than hell. You're talking like you think I have.

What? You're talking like you think I have. What? When you get angry? Yeah. No. He said, yeah, Michael Jordan got mad. Okay.

Okay. And then he just made a statement. He's saying you've been spiteful. And then he got someone moved? No. No, say it. Say it because you got me mad all the time and you're still here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

But you say it as a joke. Hmm. Jordan. I'm just kidding. Yeah. You don't make it awkward. It's not weird. It's scary.

Cool. So you don't mix on power. Yeah. I don't know, my would be the heel. Let me own it. Fade away by Leti. Swosh. Oh, it's swish.

It's all good. All right. Yeah, moral of the story, don't laugh at MJ's dancing. Or letty. Hey, I got a new update about the guy, the Starbucks employee. Oh. So the Starbucks employee that had drawn a photo or drawn a picture of a pig and a sheriff is the one that got that cup has been fired. Starbucks has announced they have fired this individual.

According to their investigation, the person, the barista, said, I was doodling on the cups before the sheriff even came in. And it's a meme. This guy named John Pork. And I've seen it. And it is a real, like, I looked it up afterwards. And we all saw, like, it's around, you could Brown by Mornings 106 on Instagram if you want to peep it. But it's a Starbucks cup and it's like the face of a pig. And then on the bottom it says accept and decline.

Like if it's calling you. that's an actual meme. Oh. But I guess it's, even if it's a meme, if you give it to a cop, now it turns into like, like, talking smack. Yeah. But even if I get it, I'm gonna be like, what? Like, that's rude.

Yeah, it's a very weird one. Yeah, like you think I'm porky or what? Like, I'm gonna be offended, no matter what. I guess like a regular citizen would also complain about it. That's true. That's true. Yes, porky. I don't know.

What? Different memes. Wow. But yes, that person has been fired. All right. Aw. Keep it here.