Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 637 Should The Silver Teeth Kid Get Presents Too? 🦷 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/14/26)

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline after Jasmine’s in-laws gifted the adults Adidas joggers and Disney sweaters but completely ignored her 11-year-old son, leading the squad to debate if kids w...ith "silver teeth" or a lack of blood relation are to blame for the holiday snub. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" react to the Hollywood Walk of Fame being voted LA's worst attraction—where Spider-Man might just shank you—and investigate a mysterious 140-year-long YouTube video that allegedly hacks your computer. [Edited by @iamdyre 😁]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Local.
Starting point is 00:00:15 All right, question for the room. Okay. Los Angeles has a lot of attractions. There's a lot of reasons why people come to L.A. and surrounding areas to come visit for vacation or to sightsee. But there has been one spot dubbed L.A.'s worst. attraction. What do you guys think it is? Santa Monica Pier.
Starting point is 00:00:33 The pier? Oh, because of the, what's it called? Ferris wheel. Wack. It's the worst because of the Ferris wheel? No, I mean, people are attracted to go there because of that. Oh, no, I love Sanamonica. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Picks our pier is way better. Oh. What, there's one? At Disney California Adventure? Mm-hmm. In the O.C.? Yeah. We said that.
Starting point is 00:00:50 I'm going to say it. I guess it's been mental. What's up? Is it Lachma? That is called? The lights? You're a punk. The poles with all the lights?
Starting point is 00:01:00 Yeah. The old school lights. It's art. No. Is that Miracle wild? No, it's like outside one of the museums. Yeah. And people go and take like a fiancé pictures there.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Yeah. Engage me photos. It takes like two hours to get there and then it's just like, oh, that's it. It makes them feel like they're in that movie La La Land or something. The notebook maybe it was? No, no. For sure. Lala Lola Lain.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Waste of time. Waste of time. What? Okay, I thought about one. The Hollywood sign. It doesn't. Doesn't it get crowded? No, you can't go up there.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Oh, well, I thought you hikes. When did you go up there? Never, but I mean, I know there's a hike up there. No, there's a hike that you can get to a place where you can take a picture where it's in the background really nice. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, but it's not like on the actual thing. Okay, never mind. It's illegal to do that.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Yeah. Only tigers go up there. Venice. Oh, that's a good one. I love that beach. It's a really good burger spot there. Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:01:58 But what's it? Tell me what's the worst attraction about it. Everything. Explain. Exound. Expound on that. No, I don't know. It's just, you know, it's overpriced everything they're trying to sell.
Starting point is 00:02:12 You weed everywhere. And you're like, bro, it's L.A. Like, you can read anywhere. Yeah. My grandma sells sex, you know. Like, it's all good. I don't know. Like, come to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Yeah, go to the doctor. That's malo, too. The beach itself? Sucks. No. It's actually pretty nice. It's nice. And the boardwalk is what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Like, that's always a dream. You want to get in that water? I have. You got in that water? Recently with the boys. Check yourself with methadileoma. You're so stupid. You don't get that there.
Starting point is 00:02:43 I don't know about going in the water, but it is actually nice. It's beautiful. I've gone there and, like, read a book, all cutesy. Just try it because you don't go to the water, huh? Nobody does. Ma'am, are you reading? There's people there. They happen to be hippies, but they're there.
Starting point is 00:02:58 No. No, there is a report of L.A.'s And while you guys did give some great nominees, it actually is the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That is a first attraction. Agreed. But I get it. Nowhere else can Spider-Man lo-key shank you if you don't have to write.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I took that from Biggie. Yeah, no, there's all types of characters and, like, man, you don't know who's under that mask. You don't? Someone can literally just put, like, put a costume on and go to Hollywood. It's a wild place. I've been to Hollywood stars like at 4 a.m. once and I was like I'm never doing this again in my life. Why were you there at 4 a.m.?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Because there's like after hours and stuff like that that happens in Hollywood a lot. So I was walking and I was like, oh, I got you. I got you. I'm never coming back here. It's pretty gross. Yeah, for sure. The Dave and Busters there is really nice. That little shopping area, I'm not mad at it. Oh, it's new now. Like it's nice again. I heard it was nice in like the 2000s, but I think there was like a 20 year gap in between. But then when you start walking far enough, that you only see lingerie shops and smoke shops, then you're like, oh, yeah, I'm the weird part.
Starting point is 00:04:02 I'm the weird part. All right. That was when you know I'm local. Let's get into some cheese man. You was going to name. You guys, okay, it's all he-he-ha-ha. It's a joke until you start making fun of church. So Drewski, he's a comedian,
Starting point is 00:04:17 and his latest skit, he's making fun of like mega-churchist pastors, right? And he's getting so much backlash for doing stuff like this. What his skits are is he takes on a roll and then he goes full. Lane. He's done previous ones. I think he's done at a nail shop. Oh, that one's the best one.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Do you, the nail spot? No. It's so funny. And then he's done other ones in the past. Yeah, the one that I remember and I started on the news too, it was the white face where he was acting like a white guy. Oh, yeah. He's acting like a white guy multiple times. He's done like the frat guy. Yeah. But this one, well, this one's the one that's getting a lot of backlash. And he has like 3.1, over 3 million views already, like in 20.
Starting point is 00:04:57 hours, but this is what he's talking about. I'm going to impregnate everyone with the Word of God. You're going to get pregnant with the Word of God. You're going to be pregnant with the Word of God. So he's making fun of the mega churches and how, like, the pastors tend to, like, wear
Starting point is 00:05:13 Christian Dior, things like that. I had somebody in the congregation that's why I'm wearing Christian Dior and Christian Lupidon. Because I'm a Christian and I walk in the blood of Jesus. I'm a Christian first. And I walk in the blood. You know what? That makes me want to buy Christian dealer.
Starting point is 00:05:33 So you can say that exactly? Are you even a Christian? No. I want to buy it just to walk in the name of the Lord. But he's like addressing things that churches tend to do. And then one of the things that we've seen is that they're always asking for money. We wanted to raise $4 million. That needs to appear today.
Starting point is 00:05:55 We are not letting anyone leave until we reach our goal. man. Hallelujah. Life savings here. Give him some praise for that. Give him his life savings up. I think it's funny. I'm like, it's comedy.
Starting point is 00:06:07 It's crazy. But some people are saying like this is too much. Like you do not make fun of religion. You don't make fun of church. Things like that. Who are those people? Some of his followers. Like some of his followers have actually unfollowed.
Starting point is 00:06:19 They shouldn't be following him. They should be following Jesus. Oh. Why are they in our social media? They shouldn't. That's from the devil. Bars. No, legit.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Like, why are you? you go in it like this was a comedian why are you following him? Like Loki it's kind of true though remember that pastor that went viral for asking for $2,000 a lot it's based on like true yeah even on that skit he's like coming in flying and people thought like oh he's just doing the most but actually he's skating it from another video that a pastor really came in flying like that he does his research he does but yeah people are not liking it but it's like okay it's a comedian doesn't like you conquer your comedian like Don't you get away with a lot of stuff?
Starting point is 00:07:00 Yeah. I mean, I think it's funny. I mean, especially, I, look, there's ways of making fun of religion, right? And I think false profits, fair game. Fair game. But there's ways of doing it. And, you know, I mean, I've done it a couple times. One of them, once, a one time it hit.
Starting point is 00:07:17 And then the other time got a little bit of backlash, 50-50. But, you know, it just, at the end of the day, like, as a comedian, if you don't feel convicted, do what you got to do. Yeah. Last night, I went to church. my passion was like, I love your skits. Boom, let's go. I'm cool with that.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I'm cool with that. I'm like, all right, cool. But, you know, again, as comedians, I mean, you get to make fun of, you know, whatever you can. As long as you're, you know, responsible about it and really make fun of what, you know, find the funny in things, you know what I'm saying? And I think if you can't laugh at that, then maybe it's not for you, you know? My thing about Druski is you could tell that his intentions are not malicious in all of his skits, you know, even when he was the country white person. Yeah, the NASCAR dude. And you could tell it's like, okay, but I guess that's more on the audience member.
Starting point is 00:08:06 That's more on how do I feel today? Do I feel like seeing the worst than this or do I understand like the intent? Intention is a lot. Oh yeah, for sure. with a bad intent doing like accents or doing like I don't know stereotypical jokes it's like yeah it's funny but I could tell it's a little bit like you mean it uh he has never presented himself to be otherwise he's always presented himself to be like I don't know he just seems very for I don't know just very good spirited good hearted yeah that makes any sense yeah and if a lot of people are like getting
Starting point is 00:08:37 mad at him it's like they should be mad at the pastors for giving them all that material because all that stuff is real Yeah. They're mad at the pastors. People are mad that they have bread like that, but also mad at this fool making fun of those pastors. So it's just,
Starting point is 00:08:51 people are just mad. Yeah, all he's doing is pointing it out and doing a really good job. It's essentially like a compilation of everything into one. Like, that he's seen like 10 pastors
Starting point is 00:09:00 and he's like, all right, I'm going to make them into one person and do a skit about it. I want to know what Pastor Torre Roberts thinks about this because low-key, him at one church, he's always looking fly.
Starting point is 00:09:08 And so I want to know what they think about it. I mean, God doesn't want you looking bummy, but at the same, Yeah, at the same time, I think, you know, asking extra money for tidings and asking for money for a jet. I think that's just, you know. And it tends to happen a lot with prosperity pastors, you know what I'm saying? No, money for a spot in heaven. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:09:30 That's all happened. Like, he's not making stuff up. He's not. Yeah, but I don't think it's the actual pastors or it's more people like people in the comments. Yeah. It's bots, bro. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Focus on the good. Focus on the good. Yeah. I really thought this part was funny. I'm going to impregnate everyone with the word of God. We need to walk with the Christian Dior's. Oh, my God. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:55 That's it for Cheesbbeb. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Morning. It's on Par 106. All right. And man, we got to send some prayers to our guy Corrupt. Over these past couple days, we've been learning, that Corrupt Young Godi, part of DPG and just West Coast legend,
Starting point is 00:10:12 has been battling an undisclosed medical condition for the past few weeks, okay? Reports are that, yes, he is feeling on the upside or better, but really there's not too much more info. Besides Das Dillinger, we all know and love him too, saying that he hopes that Krupp has a speedy recovery and for fans to send him, get well messages, flood his Instagram, tell him how much we love him. So it's pretty tough to see stuff like this,
Starting point is 00:10:39 especially with the OGs and the ones that really, really, really, like, when you talk about the West Coast, you think, you think these names and corrupt is one of them. Oh, yeah. I pray for the best, obviously. Of course. It does make me very nervous, though, because it's, to me, it's a little reminiscent of Nate Dogg when he had, like, just, I heard, like, just health scares, and, you know, you just
Starting point is 00:10:57 kind of hear, and it wasn't, like, crazy big news, but this, like, then all of a sudden, like, months later, it's like, he was not good for months, and nobody really knew the public didn't know, you know, the battle he was fighting, and, you know, he eventually lost it. So it just makes me very nervous and I just hope everything is good or corrupt and that he makes a speedy recovery. I freaking love corrupt. Yeah. I remember he has a bar where he rhymed furor with aura and I was like, bruh. Do you guys know what a furor is?
Starting point is 00:11:26 No. A furor is like a dictator like a, like a tyrant. But then he rhymed it with aura and I was like, oh, and God, this guy is the best rapper ever. And there's a reason why like Katz, like Hendrik look up to him and just like appreciate the word. because yes he is he is hella G but he's also super lyrical so I love corrupt man now you can not tell me anything uh that could make sway me different but this guy is a lyricist he's on the west coast especially when people are like oh the west coast rappers they're not really that lyrical miracle type of vibes nah bro listen to new york new york i know a lot of the credit goes to snoop
Starting point is 00:12:03 yeah but that's all corrupt oh yeah that's all corrupt bars like you got to peep peep songs like that sorry to get into my little hip hop back but we are on a hip-hop station Big up to Corrupt. I'm going to Play Some Corrupt and we send you our well wishes. We love you. We hope that you get better soon. We know not all battles are meant to be said out loud. Maybe there's a reason why he don't want the public to know. People are judgmental. We just had this story with Angie about being judgmental to someone on social media. So let's just send prayers up to our guy, Corrupt.
Starting point is 00:12:32 What you want? Who ride with us? We can bring care. Give it here. What you know about this, son? That's the sound of the police. Petty police. It's petty. It's just petty.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a petty as fiend. 49er, 19. Go 49ers. That's what I say? Raider. Raider.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Raider copy over. Actually, I even know some cops that are raider fans. What? What? The data survey of the LAPD, what do you think? Cowboy fans. What do you think the team of the LAPD is? Of the LAPD?
Starting point is 00:13:13 Yeah. It would be Ramp. Yeah, I think so probably Yeah Yeah, it had to be Rams You were quick with Cowboy Yeah Cowboy fans for sure
Starting point is 00:13:22 Yeah, Waltheads Gene Shorts I don't know I think it's your I know I know cops that are Raiders fans I feel like the star Looks like a badge
Starting point is 00:13:33 They're raider fans That's the sherry Yeah Whatever They're not the same They're not the same By the way All right
Starting point is 00:13:41 But let's talk about NFL because inside petty police, when trying to get petty over your NFL team backfires, okay, celebrity edition. All right, so over this past weekend, unfortunately, the Green Bay Packers were thrown out of the NFL playoffs by the Bears. And rapper Little Wayne, he went on our Twitter, and he was going off. And here's what he said. We just lost a playoff game to a guy with purple nails. We effing suck bear booty. Bear booty.
Starting point is 00:14:13 We don't deserve to be in the playoffs straight like that. Now, he was definitely going at his team, but also like, Caleb Williams, the quarterback for the Bears, like, why the guy he had me for? Yeah. Why not I'm like straight there? Yeah. And then also, of course, like men painting their nails, super easy to be like, ah, that's it. This will paint his nails. But the way that not just fans, but Caleb Williams kind of did their, got their get back, I think outpettied Little Wayne.
Starting point is 00:14:38 First of all, I want to explain the reason why Caleb Williams has said that he gets his nails done, which, he does, he gets messages, lettering, and all of that. One, his mom was a nail tech, but two, he's posted messages since he's the quarterback. The hand you kind of can see through, like, when he's throwing, right? So he's posted messages to troll, to troll teams that he's played. He's also posted 9-88, the suicide and crisis lifeline. So there's meaningful parts to that, too. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:06 It's like, hey, if you're going to look at me, I can't put anything on my, I can't put anything on my jersey or my pants or the helmet, but I can put it on my finger. but I can put it on my fingers while I But they can't stop my nails Hey He could be charades But anyway One little Wayne When Little Wayne tried to clown
Starting point is 00:15:24 Not the guy with the sparkly shirts and They can't stop my pants All right So Little Wayne posted that And the top comment is I don't know skinny pants and some Vans Ain't talking
Starting point is 00:15:38 And I was like damn Yeah you're Little Wayne People can start making fun of the scarf. I remember when he had us all wearing the scarf? Yeah. Quite a few outfits. Yeah. The bright colors.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Yeah. That was him. It's like, you're the same guy. And I guess it's that. It's look in the mirror before you talk smack like that. Who said that? Give me their ad, because you will not come at Lil Wayne for his fashion choice in 2008. He was a god at that moment.
Starting point is 00:16:02 And that was the trend back then, too. Yes. He did everything. He was the coolest person in the world. He made the trend. Don't start laughing at his skinny jeans now. But also the trend was a hand. handkerchief or like some type of situation.
Starting point is 00:16:15 And now it's 2026, 12 years later. I was just waiting for him to put hugs on. I'm pretty sure he did. I think he did. See? Okay. All right. He's not alone, though, in the backlash for being trying to be petty online.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Our girl Cardi B, you know, her man's, her baby daddy's team, Stefan Diggs and the Patriots, oh, they dug it into the LA Chargers. They did. Oh, you're a little team over there. Embarrassing. They don't deserve anything. The LA Chargers? That's an embarrassing game right there.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Well, she took to her Instagram to clown y'all even more. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm. Take them to Toulon. They want to go to Tulum tonight on Delta. Put them on Delta. All right. She was being petty.
Starting point is 00:16:59 For sure. Yeah. She's pretty imp petty. But people were going at her like, bro, is Stefan even talking to you right now? Because they've at least from leaks of people around that have been sleeping with offset. This girl Selena Pau was like, oh, Stefan and her don't even get along. He left while she was giving birth or some stuff, like weird stuff, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:19 So now it's like, girl, they were saying. Yeah. Oh, okay. They were like, girl, why are you at home? Or ain't you at the game? Oh. She's getting ready for her tour. Duh.
Starting point is 00:17:29 But I guess both people, both Little Wayne and Cardi B. Yeah. They went out like they were upset and they showed their, oh no, she wasn't upset, but they showed out on Instagram or Twitter. and then the fans just reminded them of like, hey, why are you talking of this? Yeah. You feel me? It's playoff season, so that's when all the bandwagons come out and pretend that their fans.
Starting point is 00:17:49 That's where people get the most petty, not going to lie. And it's a lot of dudes. As much as we want to say, the girls are the ones being petty, I see Cowboys fans to Raiders fans and Packers fans and all of that. And Niner gangs just kill me. It's the one that are going home are the ones crying. The more petty? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Oh, yeah. Because they're like, because they're so mad. It's like it's finality. What's the petty? thing you've done being like your team's fan. You're an LA Chargers fan. Yeah. You look,
Starting point is 00:18:15 it could be petty. You guys went pretty far. You went further than a lot of the other teams. I can't really talk much because our team does suck. Like I said, I'm being pretty petty about them right now. But so are the Chargers. I mean,
Starting point is 00:18:25 so do the Padres. Yeah. And you still petty talk no matter what. And then so I just kind of rub it in everybody's face that we have like the better stadiums, the better, like everything. We look better. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Yeah. Yeah. That looks. That's good. Yeah. We look better. Like as a radar fan. What have you done this petty?
Starting point is 00:18:42 I remind everybody that there's a lot of teams that suck, but nobody sucks harder than us. Prove it. Yeah. We're proof. Hold on. You guys are being petty to yourself. Do you all you love being petty to other teams, too? That's what I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Well, when other teams say like, oh, you guys suck, I'm like, you're watching the playoffs on the couch just like us. You know what I'm saying? Like Cowboy fans, for example. teams of us, they're like, okay, you got to eight and eight, but what did it matter? Because you still didn't make the playoffs. You know what I'm saying? See?
Starting point is 00:19:19 He's good. He's a cancer. He's good at being petty. Don't be quiet. I see you. All right, that was pet. Please. Let's get into scrolling.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Scrolling with the hobbies. Do you need me? Do you want me to play this now? Leti. In a second. In a second. This weird YouTube video is going viral because it's going viral. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Because it's going to outlive everybody. But what I'm going to tell you is that it has. a hidden message behind it. There's a YouTube video posted by the username Shiny War, S-H-I-N-Y, W-R, and everybody's tripping out because this YouTube video... W-R? Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Not W-A-R? No, well, they started it to war because I don't think you can't. Oh, you can't? Yeah, so people are like, oh, that's just shiny war. But the length of the YouTube video is 140 years. So you know what I'm saying, right? It's 140 years old. No, not old.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Not old. Yeah, long, long, long. Wait, you can upload something that long? Apparently. People are tripping out. People are tripping out. And I'm going to tell you why to avoid this video. Can you do it without doing that?
Starting point is 00:20:25 Right here. So, you guys seen it, right? Viral video. I haven't seen the video, but I know we were talking about it. I'm still watching it. There's nothing behind the video. You post it, you go to it, it's blank. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Very long. Yeah. But in the video, In the description, there's words, there's letters, there's numbers, there's coding. They tell you, if you break this code, your computer will pop up scary videos and scary post. And people have done it and have gotten hacked because of it. So we get this full off TikTok. You're watching a virus.
Starting point is 00:21:04 You want to do it? Break the code. No, I'm not bringing no codes. I don't want a virus on my computer. Oh, gosh. But it's a common thing that people do on YouTube. They post these videos where it's like 140 years, 60 years, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:19 And they put codes inside of them just so people could try to break them. Not inside of them in the summary or in the caption? Inside of them, on the caption. Okay. And it's on you to break the code. And when you break the code, that's when videos start popping up on your YouTube. Boom, scary video here. Boom, scary video here.
Starting point is 00:21:34 This video of this thing. This video of this thing. What? And they're telling people to avoid every single one. So who's done it? It's like a whole YouTube channel. No, I know, but who's done it? Has someone done it?
Starting point is 00:21:45 Or is it like an urban legend? No, people have done it. Is it like if you go in the bathroom and say Bloody Mary three times, she's going to come out? Hey, that does happen. That does happen. I've never met someone that it's happened to. If you go to the Gravity Hill right there in Handsome Dan. And you put your car in neutral, the ghost will push it up.
Starting point is 00:22:02 It pushes it up. Yeah. And that does happen. Well, I believe the Gravity Hill one. Yeah. So you don't believe this one? Yeah. It's a phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Well, I'm just asking who. Who did it? Who did it? Or is that like just something that you say, we're on, we're on YouTube culture. Yeah, like, let's just do it right now. Let's do it right now. Where I'm like, if you drink this slurpy at 3 a.m.
Starting point is 00:22:20 you will turn purple or if you like, it's all of that. So it's like I don't know what to believe anymore. There's YouTube creators that have like gone out of their way to break it. Yeah, okay. So did they show it? Did they show what they see? That's how vulgar it is. That's how bad the videos are.
Starting point is 00:22:33 How scary the videos are. I feel like. There's already scary videos. I know. These are even scarier. That's why they had to put that's why they had to put him in. I think Greg finished YouTube. Like, I think he got to the end.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I think that's the last video of YouTube. I'm pretty sure. He went from page one. He had to have finished YouTube, bro. There's no other explanation. You got a bump or whatever you're here. I'm nowhere near that page of algorithm that never came up. Because you got a girl.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Greg needs a girl. Whatever Greg smoked last night, bro, I'm with it, dog. It's not the, it's you, bro. It's not me. We're only two weeks into the year and you finish YouTube. It's going to be a long year. And it's a crossword puzzle. It is.
Starting point is 00:23:12 And then it's one of those where you put your face close to it and you back out and there's an image. Like there's too much, Greg. He's a hundred and forty year video. That's crazy. Hey, but watch he's right? I don't know. We'll be stupid later. You're stupid right now.
Starting point is 00:23:24 And now the weather. With concrete storm. Berritos is going down for the weather Wednesday, January 14th. Guess what, guys? What? Summer is back. It's back. It's back.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Yeah. It's super. back. Took off your shirt. First, we flossed to the city of Brea. When I used to have braces, they used to call me Betty LaFelle. Aw, I didn't know you had braces. Did you real?
Starting point is 00:23:47 I did. I had the whole headgear. Oh, way. Yes. And I had, like, retainers. I lost them one time at school, and I had to go searching in the trash. Yeah. I did because those are very expensive.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Anyways, Brea, you are 81 and 51 at night. Next, we throw one back to the city of Coronita. What do you get when you mix a cholo and a margarine? I don't know. Cholorita. Each. Ech. What? Oh, Greg, you set me up.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Greg set me up on that one. He's like, dude, that's amazing. He's like, you that's the best one I ever heard you do. Wow, you set me up, Greg. Coronita, you are 80 and 52 at night. Do you mean Corona? Yes. Oh, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Yes. Now we fast all the way to the city of Whittier, where high us tell me, damn perrito, you look old skinnier. You are 79 and you're 51 at night. Lastly, it's all caliente in the city of La Palma. So ladies, take off that podonga sweats and put on that falda and drink a fonta. You are 80 degrees today, and at night you're going to be 49. Okay, Ryan's something with Coronita right now.
Starting point is 00:25:06 What? Ryan Sumtebo Coronita right now. Margarita. Loquita. Bien bonita. That's what I did. Anything with I did. That's what I did.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Go ahead, buddy. Time's up. Brea, you're going to be. Brea, you're 81. Coronita, you're 80, 52 at night. Whittier, 79 and 51 at night. La Palma, you are 80 degrees and 49 at night. So go ahead and put on your feldas.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Fellas, take off your long socks. And just put on chanclas. I want to see Cholos with chanclas today. Cholos and chanclas. Maratches. Oh, that's. the sick-ass barbecue Cholos and chanclas With their chihuahuas. Cholos chanclas and
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Starting point is 00:26:05 Jasmine needs our help. Jasmine. Jasmine hit us up and said, Hey, Brownbag. My name is Jasmine. And I really need some help because I'm still so confused about what happened on Christmas at my house. She said, we hosted at our house and my swigros came over. I've been with my husband for five years and I have an 11-year-old son, Alexander, from a previous relationship.
Starting point is 00:26:27 My husband has really stepped up and been an amazing dad for him. But what happened on Xmas hurt me, has me hurt and feeling like his parents don't feel the same. What happened? Okay, so it was time to open gifts and brown bag. They got me something. They got my husband something, but nothing for Alexander. Alexander was feeling sick, so he was resting in his room during the gift exchange. When I saw he had no gifts from his grandparents, that hit me so hard.
Starting point is 00:26:56 The next day, me and my husband went and picked him up a gift and told Alexander it was from his grandparents. Even though I was upset, I didn't want him to feel hurt over this. Now it's weird. My swag guy hits me up, but I feel sick even looking at my. phone. My husband agrees it's wrong, but also hasn't mentioned anything to them. I guess I'm wondering if I should even consider this a sign that they don't think of my son as family or give them the benefit of the doubt. As a mom, I just feel bad. I can't even wear that sweater they gave me. Help me out, Brown Bag. That's tough. That's so weird. Yeah. Like really
Starting point is 00:27:36 thinking about it? You go to somebody's house. knowing that there's a kid there. And then it's like, man, screw that kid. They ain't getting nothing. But I'll get the other two people. In my brain, I'm trying to think like, okay, maybe bread was tight, which it has been for a lot of people, right? But then I was like, normally the go-to is to only get the kid stuff.
Starting point is 00:28:00 At least I just want to see for everybody. But like for me, it's like if I can't get everybody, I know I'm getting the kids. Yeah. What about if they thought it wasn't her weekend? Okay, so. weekend. You spoke to her on the phone, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:12 And her dad's not in the picture at all. There's no weekends. There's no on weekends. So it's always her weekend. It's always her weekend. I'm with you on that lefty. Like every time I go somewhere and it's like if there's kids there, screw the adults. Like get the kids.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Yeah. It's more like of a kid holiday like to really make sure that it's special for them. And the her son, Alexander was sick. So he was in the room. I don't know. I don't know. She's on the line. Let's talk to her.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Let's talk to Jasmine. Good morning, Jasmine. Hi, good morning, Bombay. Hi, Jasmine. Jasmine, this is weird. I get why you're kind of feeling a little bit off. It's not as easy as like, oh, well, they didn't have bread, so get over it. Because I'm assuming you would understand that.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Oh, definitely. 100% I would understand if they showed up with no gifts or like even one just for, you know, their son, which is my husband. or maybe just one for my kid and none for the adult. But it's like, how can you, you guys said it right now? Like, this is where I'm stuck. Like, how can you go to someone's house knowing, you know, we'll be giving you guys all gifts and you guys are giving this and like go to my house and exclude a child, like the only child at home?
Starting point is 00:29:28 Like that to me just blows my mind. Like, I don't know. I feel like, I don't know. Was it? Oh, he's not my blood anyways. Okay, well, I'm not your. blood either. You get me? He's the only child too, so it's more obvious that there's a kid there. He was the only kid in the house? Yeah, the only kid in the house.
Starting point is 00:29:46 I'll know you guys been together? Five? Five, uh, going on five years. Oh, okay. And how old is your kid? Alexander? 11. He's about a turn 11. Oh, okay. Yeah. So they've met him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. My, my swagger, like I said, um, she's helped me babysit him. She's helped me pick him up from school, you know. Um, she has, um, she has, um, she has, um, she has, um, he has she mad. No. Okay, okay. No, that's important.
Starting point is 00:30:12 That's important. Because family will take care of your kids, but is how they take care of kids. Do you think she refers to him as, like, her grandson to, like, other people? No. Oh. That's not. I don't think so no. But she knows that he's there and the hat.
Starting point is 00:30:29 But, like, uh, yeah. Confusing to me. Vig was talking to you on the phone and you mentioned that you're not saying anything bad about. them like you don't like it's not like I hate my suegra deal because that would be easier to like hey you and your swagger I don't get along but you don't have like a bad word to say about her that's why I guess that's why this is more confusing yeah like is this a sign that they don't mess with my son yeah and honestly as his mom it's like anybody doing anything to your kid might as well have done it to you know yeah oh definitely and it's it's just hit harder knowing that it's being done to my son you
Starting point is 00:31:05 know, it's like, I'm just so confused. I want to get angry, but I just can. I'm so hurt. I feel like I want to get angry at my husband, like, tell her something, but then it's like, Nadia's to obligado. I've, you know, I read some of the comments, like, people think I'm keeping tabs and what we wasted or, or, or, um, nobody's obligated to give a, I agree with that. I totally agree with that 100%. But I think that when it has to do with somebody, because at the end of the day, we are. family we are together coming over to my house
Starting point is 00:31:39 and doing that that's what's really rubbing me the wrong way what would they have done if they didn't go to your house maybe not giving gifts at all and it's fine it's fine but but it's not fine have they gotten him gifts in the past
Starting point is 00:31:59 yeah for birthday and then for two Christmases before yeah two Christmases before yeah So there has been some sign of like I care about this game. Yeah. Yeah. Which is why I can't, I don't have nothing able to say. Like, you know, I've gone with my cellar to get my nails done.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I invite her to eat, you know. Oh, bring a sister, let's have a time. The relationship is not bad. It's a good relationship. Yeah. And then sometimes you don't know like what financial struggles people are going through at the end of the day. it is tough right now. People are struggling to even buy groceries at this point.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Yeah. And maybe they said, you know, maybe they thought that you as parents were going to take care of that and maybe have something for him to open up. And they're, you know, I don't know. I'm just, yeah. I know. No, I'm like, you bought two presents. Of course he did.
Starting point is 00:32:55 He did. We celebrated Christmas on the 24th of my parents. And he had, you know, I gave him, I gave him his $300 back bag. I gave him other stuff. But it's just, I don't, to me, it's just the main point of coming over, giving me something, giving my husband, something, and not my child. It's like it almost, it could feel like intentionally excluding it. Yes, yes, that's how I feel it. That's exactly how I feel it.
Starting point is 00:33:18 And when this happened, you said he was in the room because he was feeling sick. So I guess take us through that. It's time to open the gifts and you see that there's no gift for your kid. How was that? Like, did anyone say anything to your, did they mention something? Did anyone say anything? No, they didn't mention anything. They gave my hubby his gift first.
Starting point is 00:33:39 They gave him two gifts, actually. What? Wow. What they gave them? Yeah, yeah. They gave them some Adidas, like, type of joggers, like, really nice ones. And they gave them, like, this Los Angeles Dodgers sweater. Nice.
Starting point is 00:33:54 And they gave me, and then they gave me a Disney sweater. Nice. But it's, but when I. opened my gift. I went to my son's room because it was closer to the living room. I went to try on the sweater and my son was, he was awake, but he was just laying down. He's like, mom, are you guys opening presents? And I was like, yes, baby. And he's like, can I go outside? But I already had noticed because that bag that they had that the gifts were in, they really had like, like, like, like crunched it up, like, yeah no, yeah, you know? So I'm like, I noticed. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:34:26 oh my God, you know, like, I was just in my head like, could this be? So then I told my son, I'm like, no baby you're you're really sick just being here resting because i don't i didn't want him to go out and he's going to be like like okay like where where's my gift like everyone in here is opening the gift like where's my gift you know i mean such a good mom it's it's it's it's really hard for me to think that they feel some type of way about your son considering that they've given him gifts before during christmas i want to chalk it up to maybe they they just had a uh they fumbled it they forgot that's just saying benefit of the doubt yeah But also being in a dynamic where you do have a child from another relationship,
Starting point is 00:35:07 it can always feel like are we family with the new family? It can always feel like have they accepted us. And that may be something that's isolated to the experience of someone that has a kid, like a mixed family, you know? Yeah. So I'm pretty sure you're always kind of like on high guard of like maybe how they feel about you or him. Or it's hitting you because you know the dynamic of this being a child for me. a previous relationship.
Starting point is 00:35:32 They shouldn't feel that way. Of course. I mean, I didn't mention this, but he has kids also previous in the previous marriage. Oh. And I treated them. Were they over? I've treated. No, they weren't over.
Starting point is 00:35:44 But I've treated them so well. Those kids, I've taken them to Disneyland, probably like four times because I used to work at Disneyland. I've taken them to Disneyland. I, you know, I help, you know, sometimes when he goes out, and we buy them shoes or clothes. I'm like, oh, like, baby, like, I'll help. I'll pay for a half, you know.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Honestly, if you start to list it, it's going to seem like you're trying to convince people, and that's what's tough. Like, you don't want to go through the things you've done because then it just seems like, okay, why you can't, why you tip for tabs and stuff like that. She said that earlier that she was keeping tabs that people were saying that.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Oh, yeah, somebody said that. And no, I'm not. I'm just stating the kind of person. I want you guys and the people to understand the type of person that I am. I have no ill malicious intent in anything. Which is why it's like if I'm this type of person like why would you be
Starting point is 00:36:37 that with me. You get me? So then Jasmine the next day okay so they don't give them a gift are they still hanging out? Like how is the like what's the energy in the room after there hasn't been any gifts that were given to your son?
Starting point is 00:36:53 I automatically shut down. I didn't. I mean I wasn't rude. I wasn't disrespectful. I was still welcoming. I was still kind of engaging. Like if, like if a question was directed towards me or whatever, like,
Starting point is 00:37:05 yeah, I'll answer. I'll engage still. But, but I did kind of like, shut down a little bit because I was like, I was hurt. I was hurt.
Starting point is 00:37:14 I immediately as soon as they left, I broke down with my husband and I told immediately how I felt. And I know it's emotional. And it's, Christmas is passed a few weeks ago, but it's still something you're confused about. And you guys even try to make it up to your son by going and getting him a gift and saying it's from them?
Starting point is 00:37:33 Yeah. Yeah. When we're in a way, my my husband is like, I'll buy it. Don't worry. Like, I'll pay for it. Like, don't worry about it. Like that's and stuff. And I'm like, no, no, no, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Like, but yeah, he didn't pay for it. But it's like, I don't know. I think it's just the principle, like the whole situation. Did your son notice that he comment? Did he make it a big deal? Who made a big deal? No, I'm asking you if your son commented about it, did he ask you like, Where's my gift?
Starting point is 00:38:02 Oh, yeah. He did. The, the, um, yeah, despite when they went, um, salio for a little bit to drink water or something like that. And he's like, mom, did they give me a gift? And there's my gift. And I was like, oh, baby, they said that they forgot it,
Starting point is 00:38:17 um, but that they're going to bring it tomorrow. They're going to drop it off tomorrow. Oh. And then you got him the gift. So, so, yeah, so this is why I feel the way I feel because I'm like, what the heck. Yeah, he knows. I hate to break it to you, but he knows.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Kids know how other people feel about him. Bro, I had a Tia that I knew hated me. And I would tell my dad, I'm like, I don't care if he smiles in your face when you drop me off to go babysit. That lady gives me rotten fruit to eat. Yeah. On purpose. Yeah. He definitely knows that he didn't get a gift.
Starting point is 00:38:46 He most likely knows that you guys got him the gift too. I feel like that. Yeah. He knows that you're trying to cover. All right. It's tough and it's weird and I get it. They've done everything good in the past. They've seemed like they've.
Starting point is 00:39:00 accepted you guys as their family, but this little thing is just kind of has your ears perked up. You're hurt, your son was sick, he mentioned it, where's the president, or did I get one? And then you're just like, now she's calling me, the swed ass calling you, and you're just kind of like,
Starting point is 00:39:15 you don't even want to answer the phone, you don't even want to look at it. Should you chalk it up as giving them a benefit of the doubt? Or could this be a sign that they don't mess with your son or really consider him family? All right, let's go to Ruth. West L.A. Ruth. What's up, Ruth? Hey, good morning, Brownback.
Starting point is 00:39:35 What's up, Ruth? Ruth, talk to us. What would you tell, Jasmine? Nah. When it comes down to the kids, it's like it's a non-negotiable. Like, I feel like she showed her true colors because, I mean, they've been married for how many years the son's been involved. They got them a gift to Christmas ago, but not this Christmas. Like, nah. And then plus personal opinion, in like personal life like me my daughter her her grandparents they don't they don't be calling by my love love I love you and um I had other people in my past you know that their family would first up
Starting point is 00:40:13 and we weren't together for that long even till this day they asked about her so it's like when it comes down to the kids it's a non-negotiable for me I guess you're saying that in your life your child that isn't someone else is you've seen the family step up and you've also seen some families not Right. And so not only that, but like as a person, as how she is and describing herself, like, you know, taking them to Disneyland, this and then the other. She could just treat them accordingly. Like, you know, like stop going above and beyond. So because obviously it buzzed her and I don't think she's going to get over it either. It's going to be in the back of her mind. Like, that's her child. That's her seat. That came out of her. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, of course. And who's 11? Kids, no, honestly, there's a thing. There's only two people in this world that tell the children. truth. A drunk person and kids. And kids. It's true. And kids know where the real love is and where it's not. They know where
Starting point is 00:41:08 the fake love at. I told you. I knew when I told my dad, my Tia does not like me. And he didn't listen to me. Was she drunk? No. She's just really mean. Were you drunk? She was like, fine. Imagine the truth. A drunk kid will tell. You're right, though, Ruth. I get you. I get you. I get you. Wild. Here, let me tell you something. Spilling all the secrets. No. Supposedly. Me. and my sister were bad. But that we didn't deserve rotten fruit to eat while the boys ate the good fruit. Oh, that's bad.
Starting point is 00:41:37 That's actually. That's not healthy. Pretty good. That's mean. That's mean. You're a little faded. Don't. You're dumb.
Starting point is 00:41:45 I'm not in jail. Offermented. Pruno. All right. Let's go to Amanda and Hacienda Heights. Amanda, we're talking to Jasmine. Jasmine hit us up because she's feeling confused. How should she take this action or lack of action?
Starting point is 00:42:00 from her Suegros. Okay, she has a kid from a previous relationship, been with her husband for five years. His parents came over to their house the 25th, the day after, or actual Christmas, American Christmas, and gave her a gift, gave her man two gifts, gave nothing to her 11-year-old. And he's wondering if she should,
Starting point is 00:42:22 if she should feel away about it. If she's tripping. All right. So let us know what you would say, Amanda. Hi, Brown Bag. thank you for having me on the radio I think giving the benefit of the doubt maybe the swagos forgot
Starting point is 00:42:38 and then it hasn't even hit them or they might be too embarrassed to say something I would definitely I would definitely bring it up to them because they might feel so bad once they realize what they did and if you don't feel comfortable Jasmine going to your swueira
Starting point is 00:42:56 and bringing it up like hey I would hurt, this is my kid, then have your husband do it. You know, we're a blended family as well, and my husband has taken on, you know, one of my daughters as their own and my suagra, rest in peace, she for sure, like, hey, you know, let's go shopping for the kids. Like, here's my card, go get gifts for the kids, whatever they want. You know what I mean? When she wasn't able to go shopping.
Starting point is 00:43:22 So it's definitely different. Like my mom the same way with my stepdaughter, like she gives them all the same gifts. all the grandkids, you know, like, everybody gets ugs or whatever, you know? Wow. You know, you're just to feel the love. You know? I know. I love my mom.
Starting point is 00:43:39 You know what I mean? Like, it's very important to have these kids feel part of, and I think you should for sure bring it up because then next Christmas, what happens? You know, you're going to feel this some type of way, like this whole time, and it could ruin relationships when it could be just a little misunderstanding. Yeah, because then you'll leave feeling that way, and now you'll be. Again, well, Ruth was saying act accordingly, but then you're going to act accordingly. And now they're going to be like us.
Starting point is 00:44:03 She's weird to us. And now it's rude. And now, I don't know, no one wants to invite you guys to the same party. All right? It's going to get bigger. KPWR FMHD1, Los Angeles. It's Power 106. L.A's number one for hip-hop, Buenos Diaz.
Starting point is 00:44:15 We're talking to our home girl, Jasmine on the homie helpline. Jasmine is talking to us about her swagros going over her house for Christmas. There is gifts that the swagdrals give her. They give her husband. But they didn't give anything. to her child. She may be feeling insecure about it because her child is from previous relationship and there might always be that like, have they accepted him as family or not. That's where she's kind of asking us for help. Should she give them the benefit of the doubt? Or are they showing
Starting point is 00:44:44 their true colors of, hey, we don't mess with him like that or we don't consider him our family. Miguel in Texas and Lubbock, how do you say? Lubbock. Lubbock. That's, you say Lubbic? That's, you say Lubbic? L-U-B-O-C-K? L-U-B-O-C-K. Yeah, middle of nowhere. Lubbock. Lubbock. Lubbock. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Love it. Love it. Love it. What's it? What's up, Miguel? Hey, how's it going, Brown Bag? Miguel, talk to us. What would you tell Jasmine?
Starting point is 00:45:12 Honestly, you know, I'm kind of going through the same situation myself, except it's not with like my, it's not like with my mother-in-law or father-in-law, none of that. I don't have a mother-in-law, but I have my grandparents. Okay. So me and my wife now, together, we have eight children together. Damn! What? Wow. That's what they're doing a big?
Starting point is 00:45:30 Foucho. Everything is bigger in Texas. Yeah, I love it. Yes. And so what it happened was... Yeah, brother. Sorry, I apologize. My work phone.
Starting point is 00:45:42 I'm at work right now. I'm at work right now. You're way too kind. I like that. You're fine. You're fine. It's a hospitality. But so my grandparents, they bought my blood kids gifts for Christmas, but they didn't
Starting point is 00:45:56 buy my step kids anything for Christmas. Oh. And they, and they bought me something for Christmas, but they didn't get my wife anything for Christmas. Oh, thanks good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's spicy.
Starting point is 00:46:09 It's spicy. I don't know. In the past, you know, but in the past, you know, my grandparents, my grandparents have brought up, you know, going to like a birthday party or something for my, for my stepkids. And they brought up, you know, this isn't, those aren't my blood. So. Damn. I'm not going. So I've been through it.
Starting point is 00:46:30 And I don't, I don't, they're older. They're older. So I don't take that away from home. You know, I still go to their house. I still go to gatherings. But in my opinion, like, whenever we showed up for Christmas this year and I saw the gifts for my children, like my blood and me and then not my stepkids and wife, I didn't accept any gifts at all. Nice.
Starting point is 00:46:49 I like that. And this is how also I, yeah, and I see it like this too. So I don't need anyone to feel bad or. or, you know, I have a lot of kids. I don't expect people to buy all of us gifts because I can handle my own. You know, I can see, I see this. I see this as the saying that I always been told, you know, people will always show up for your birthday,
Starting point is 00:47:10 but they'll never show up for your funeral because they'd rather see you on your back than on your feet. So they'll never show up on your birthday. Just your funeral. I think you mean the opposite way around, brother. Oh, yeah. People will show up for your funeral but not your birthday. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:22 I'm sorry. I'm nervous. It's the first time I've ever called a radio show. It's okay. It's okay, partner. Yeah. Sorry, you're from Texas. Yeah, I appreciate y'all so much.
Starting point is 00:47:32 I just started listening to y'all. I got a shout to y'all. Y'all are amazing. Y'all keep doing it, they're doing. Y'all make me smile. Y'all make things so much better. Through the hard times and through the things that people are going through, I respect all y'all. And I follow y'all because I've gotten into the Ferrito's only podcast with concrete.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah. Hey, can you do is a fair man? Can you leave a Yelp review? You? An amazing review. For 10% off. Please leave a young review, but, before you leave.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Yeah. Please. Tell me information. Take this quick survey. Hey, Miguel, we appreciate you too. Thanks, Miguel. Thank you, bro. Thank you, so much.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Greg wants to know if you can name all your eight kids. Yeah. There's a lot of them. I can name all my eight kids and I know their birthday. Okay, go, go, go, go. So I have Aureli, Avery, Alyssa, Ania, Ava, Serenity, Zalen. You have a lot of girls.
Starting point is 00:48:27 How many girls is it? Are you just a girl? I know. I have seven girls in one boy and Aaron. I have seven girls and one boy. Seven girls and one boy. Dude, you need a reality show, brother. Wow.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Migelma-Bake. Loving and Lubbock. It's the traveling. All the traveling, dude, I'm a journeyman lineman. So I do a lot of traveling. Oh, you're killing it. You're killing it, man. You're making great money.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Good for you. Miguel, thank you for calling in. I appreciate your bro. Thank you. Loving and love it. Thank y'all. Howdy y'all? Thanks y'all.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Okay, let's go to, dang. What's up, David? I hear you. I see you, David. David and East Lowe's. David. Hey, David. Without flirting with concrete.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Without flirting with concrete. Please, no flirting. What would you call Jasmine? Jasmine? You know what I call for? But go on. Jasmine is asking if she should give your swag girls the benefit of the doubt
Starting point is 00:49:30 because they didn't get her kid who is from a previous relationship if they didn't give her kid a gift they didn't give her a gift and her man two gifts when they went over their house for Christmas so it was kind of weird like you come to my house you bring us gifts but you leave out the kid
Starting point is 00:49:45 and it just feels like she's confused she don't know she don't know how to take it what would you say David so I you don't mean like I told Humby, right? I grew up poor, so I never got no gifts. You know what I'm saying? We should go everywhere to birthday parties and not take no gifts.
Starting point is 00:50:01 And nobody got but hurt over it. She's tripping off of one gift, right? I get it. It hurts. But at the same time, the grandparents don't got, they don't have to buy it because that's not their blood or nothing. They don't have to. If they want to, they could.
Starting point is 00:50:15 If they don't, they don't, right? But what I want to know is because she's keeping score, right? Oh, I think the kids to do this and do that, right? I think the kids to do this and do that, but when it should be like, well, how about, you know what, me? I'd rather you teach my kids something or let's see how you look because, you know what, you could take, you could take somebody who did that and still treat him like ish, do you get me? Oh, you know? Like that don't, that don't matter.
Starting point is 00:50:38 You could buy him shoes and still be like, ugh, I had to buy your shoes, you know what, whatever. Yeah. But you know what? Like you sat down, you showed my kids, you showed my kid this, you show my kid how to tie his shoes or how to swim, something like that. I'd appreciate that way more. more than a damn gift. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Don't you have like eight kids? He has four, I think. Nah, that's what burn me. Hey, straight up. That's a burn. That's a trip. How many kids? And how many baby mamas you have?
Starting point is 00:51:06 Me, I got, uh, I got five kids and seven baby moms. Nah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like three baby mamas, right? Like three baby mamas? Da, da, da, da, da. Hey, you fool's all he's trying to get me.
Starting point is 00:51:18 We only know because you said it. Yeah, you vent over here. You, I know. Never said five. You're put to be like, I'm not like your five baby mama. Hey, hey,
Starting point is 00:51:27 concrete. No. Nice. That's in the morning. Hey, hey. You want to be the sixth. Hey,
Starting point is 00:51:33 let me talk. Let me talk to my boy. Talk to him. Oh, I got us. Yeah. What was that? What was that?
Starting point is 00:51:40 What was that? What was? Baby mama. Hey, well, baby, hey, baby, you're going to be there outside of here?
Starting point is 00:51:47 I'll see you there. I'm going to give you a miniguerna. God. So we're not taking advice from David. No, we're not. David was making sense, though. He couldn't even answer his own how many baby moms he has.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I'm not going to take advice from him. What do you mean? So here's my thing, right? Because I've seen this, I saw this in the comments. It's not their blood so they don't have to. That's what said. That's what David mentioned too.
Starting point is 00:52:20 I don't know that I agree with that because they're married. True. They're married. Like that would be the families, ideally, right? The families being one family. Yeah. So it just feels a little like, I don't know, that feels even sadder.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Yeah. And it's simple, common courtesy. That's what I think it is at the end of the day. And also you got to think like the kid, he doesn't have a dad, doesn't have a dad's side of the family. Oh, all right. And she knows that. So she already feels like the kid is unwanted.
Starting point is 00:52:53 So then maybe she's projecting. Yeah. Maybe she's projecting those feelings, those internal feelings. And that's why she's on edge about it. And I'm assuming that's why she hit us about it before going to them. Because it's like it might be, hey, maybe I am. Maybe I am just from my trauma or my sensitivity taking this too far. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:14 And I think, you know, obviously it's not like the grandparents or like, you know, her husband's family's responsibility. But also kind of understanding that that like, she's probably a little sensitive about her and her kid because they don't have a dad's side. So it's like try to, you don't have to overcompensate, but at least don't make him feel like he's unwanted too because he already feels that.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Yeah. Square up with the grandma. No. And I honestly, I think they just forgot. I think they just forgot. Does he have silver teeth? Does that Alexander have? Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Oh, like he's a bad kid? Oh, yeah. People will look at you and just be like, I'm goodos. No, silver teeth just means you like sweet. Yeah. A lot of candy. Not that you're bad.
Starting point is 00:53:54 You were not bad, concrete. Oh, I was bad. Nice thing. I was bad. I mean, yeah. For sure, I was kicking dogs for no reason. Oh, honey. As a kid, as a kid, as sober-ticked activities.
Starting point is 00:54:06 That is silver-tecked activity. That is silver-teet activity. Absolutely. How many points? There's no points. Would you just bite people randomly? No, I would bite kids, like randomly. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:54:16 You were not bad. I don't see it. Me? I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I see it. I see it. I see it. Did you really kick the dog? Because then you wouldn't be Perritos only right now. I would never do that. I tell you would never do that.
Starting point is 00:54:27 I'm projecting my dad. Hey, no, I met Tom's cousin at his birthday party. They're bad. Together? We're bad teenagers. Yeah, I think you were a bad teen. Yeah, I was bad. At 11, I don't think you were bad, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Lots of fun. No. I saw your haircut. At 11, you were not bad. No, but I did have a bowl cut. Yeah, I know. A bow cut? A bold cut.
Starting point is 00:54:49 What? You can't be bad. I'll post it. I had a bowl cut and silver tea. How did you be battled? It wasn't because I was bad. My mom was getting me chocomit when I was like six months old. Chocomit and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Let you sleep with the bottle too. My dad would give me a Carlos Quinto and I was like two months old. It was a fire. Anyways, Alexander. What? I don't know. Let's get him a gift. Of course you do that.
Starting point is 00:55:19 Let's get him a gift. but don't you get them a gift. Michael Jordan. Yeah, let's get him a gift. We're going to get him a gift. I'll picture for that. We're going to get him. Tickets to come see one of my shows.
Starting point is 00:55:31 He's 11. He's 11? He's 11? Okay, all right. We're going to give you tickets to go watch movie La Cica. The theater. It's just Clica. I know, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:55:46 I don't know. Just, man, look, dog. Give him the benefit of the doubt. Yeah. but also notice this like take note of this because then if happens again it's a pattern and then you got to really be like regard you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:55:58 I don't know I don't know pick a player for a chance to win tickets I love that intro I want to play arcade so bad at you know yeah that's what it is well you do get to choose your fighter inside by Labra okay
Starting point is 00:56:17 here's the rules of the game because we are trying to win you tickets to go see Bruno Mars at so Ice Stadium, okay? If you want to go and see Bruno Mars at SoFi Stadium. I think tickets don't even go on sale to tomorrow. We got them for you right now, right now. You have to choose your fighter.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Are you choosing Greg? DJ Greg C. Are you choosing Angelica? Yeah, you know. Are you choosing Conflict? Are you choosing Vic? Rose Cranz, Vic. Or are you choosing our video editor, Jose?
Starting point is 00:56:49 Jose. What? What do you want, Umberto to play? Humberto. Or even our producer Ramona. Ramona. How does it sound like that? Ramona.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Oh, damn. So she's going to get a razor out of her hair or something, dude. Razor Ramona. No, it's raiders by Mora. Ramona. Yeah, Raters. What? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:57:24 I like it. That's your new ringtone. Hey, who's calling me? Ramona. That's crazy. That's really cool. Sorry, y'all, sorry, y'all, sorry. Get it back together, get it together.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Okay, we're trying to win tickets. Okay. I'm going to tell you right now. This is going to be really hard. Just be ready. It's going to be hard. It's like Jeopardy hard. You know, like, you watch it.
Starting point is 00:57:44 You're like, you're like, it never is to be hard. Piece of cake. You're going to call in and choose which one of us you want to kick out of the room so that we could give you the song that you are going to hum, okay? It would be easy if we gave you a Bruno Mars song, but we're not doing that. Oh. We are theming it. Like, think of the universe, think space.
Starting point is 00:58:02 All right? It's a song with something space related. Okay. That's the only hint that you get after I give you the song, whoever your person is comes back in and you have to hum it. I'll let you choose. If you either want to describe the song, but you can't say the words, or you hum it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:20 What do you guys think? I like that. Or should it be humming? Humming. Humming. Let them choose. Humming. Humming?
Starting point is 00:58:26 That's two for one. What about you? Oh, humming. Humming. Humming. He wants the hummer. He wants the hummer, okay? Humma, ha, ma'amma.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Give me that hummer. All right, let's go to Jackie and Catalina Island. Hey, good morning, bye, bye, boy. Yo. Jackie. Yes. Good morning, Rhomba. Yo, what do they got over there in Catalina?
Starting point is 00:58:50 Jackie, is your name Jackie? A bunch of buffalo and me. A bunch of buffalo and you. There's a lot of buffaloes over there. They do. She was sounding like a buffalo right now. Y'all got to come over here and do a show or something. It's the shit in the summertime.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Wait. Hey. Don't say that word. I'm good. Sorry. Jackie. It's the shoot this summer. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Jackie. Which one of the team members are you choosing to play Palabra for you? Rose Transva. Let's go I'm big on Catarline Island, y'all You don't even know And then please make sure he can't hear Please make sure he can't hear
Starting point is 00:59:28 All right, go Make sure the speaker's not out there All right Okay, are you here with me, Jackie? I am here with you, yes, yes Jackie, how well versed are you like on Like music? I love music
Starting point is 00:59:45 You love music, okay, that's good For sure Okay, so you are going to hum the song You have to hum the song And he has to get it right Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys Okay I'm going to play it for you
Starting point is 00:59:59 I'm going to play it for you That's a good one It's a great song Yeah My part's not hitting My part's not hitting yet Hold on My part is the
Starting point is 01:00:18 Oh they're saying words No, this Another dimension Another dimension Okay Are you ready? Yes, yes Okay, just so you know
Starting point is 01:00:33 Vic hates the beast Yeah, that's what I was thinking He detests them Okay So I'm just having a ball It's just because it's Vic I'm doing this song All right, come on
Starting point is 01:00:43 Bring him in, bring him in Bring him in Get in here Get in Hurry out All right Vic is here Apurate you
Starting point is 01:00:50 Come on Okay, Vic is here. His headphones are on. Our girl, Jackie over in Catalina Island is going to hum a song. Vig, please get it correctly. Okay. So she can go see Bruno Mars. All right.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Go ahead, Jackie. That's good. That's good. Five, four, three, two, one. Space Walker, Skywalker. Miguel Skywalker. Oh, my God, dude. That's a good tongue.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Yeah, bud. You're a butt, bro. You know this song. No, you didn't. Oh, you know it. No, you didn't. Don't give me big a wild. You did not.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Beastie Boys, Intergalactic. That's a space song, bro. I don't know why you're tripping. That's the worst of them all. Oh, my God. Don't go out of all the space songs. I told you he hates Beastie Boys. I'm sorry, Jackie.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Don't go on here. They made you play an abomination. She's not. That's a good job. That's a great job. She's not going anywhere. She's not going anywhere. She's the night. What do you have against Beastie Boys, Vick, where we're at it?
Starting point is 01:02:06 Yeah, go ahead. I mean, besides the fact that they sound like they're middle school rappers, I mean, just... Bro! What? He's crazy. Their music age terribly. Their music aged terribly. As monkey, like, come on.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Paul. What? The beast. Girls, all I really want is girls. What? Middle school, anthem, yes. No, it just, no bars. No bars, no substance.
Starting point is 01:02:31 Hall of here. All right. Well, we're moving on. We could have done a about. Vicky lost. That's insane. Sega. That's your name for real?
Starting point is 01:02:43 Hi. Sega, how old are you? Oh my gosh. I am 41. What? You sound so little. Sega. I am so nervous.
Starting point is 01:02:57 You guys, we love you guys. My boys are in the car. and we're trying to win these tickets for them. What's their name? PlayStation and Nintendo or? Dreamcast. Cruise and Nito. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Sega. Game boys. Sega. Good one, good one, good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. I'm cocking out. Sega, you know the rules of the game, right?
Starting point is 01:03:24 Yes. Okay, so I'm going to kick whoever you choose out. We're going to tell you what song you got a home, okay? Okay. Okay. Who are you choosing? We are choosing concrete. Oh! Country! These songs are your era. They are. All right. So I'm going to play you with a song and then you're going to hum it to concrete, okay, when he comes back in.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Okay. All right. Here, let me just play it. Here. Oh! Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do anything with your shoulders. Don't do anything with your shoulders.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Don't pop lock right now. Even though I have the urge to be so bad. I know. Your song is Planet Rock. Your song is Planet Rock. I just played it. We were talking over it. I know, but you could just throw.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Hum, hum it. Hum it. Okay. Oh, it's so good. Oh, it's so good. All right. Ring-hung me like it. Ben.
Starting point is 01:04:28 Come on, answer. Get in here. If concrete can guess this correctly, you go see Bruno Mars. Yesterday, he won for his collar. Oh, true. So Sega, you chose the right player to play the game, okay? Okay. Sega, it's your time to hum.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Don't say any other words. I need you to hum the song for Concrete to guess. Go ahead. Okay, okay, I'm ready. Go. That was good. Five. Four, four, three, two, one.
Starting point is 01:05:12 one yeah you're gonna go see brutal so much can my boy say hi to you guys yes
Starting point is 01:05:31 yes what's up whoa whoa wow was that your kids are a football team what's that
Starting point is 01:05:44 that was really good she did really good you did great congratulations to all of you thank you guys shout it to Sega bro That was tired.
Starting point is 01:05:56 That was tired. I was tired. I was tired. I was tired. Yeah. And one, two, one, two, three. Ramona. Ramona.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Dude, what? I don't believe. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? And this is so cool. Everybody, this is so cool.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Everybody, let's all pitch in on a party. Okay, okay, okay. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air's house is for sale, bro. And you know, usually, like, you hear like these houses that are going to be for sale. And I'm like, bro, this one would be so cool. Would you be down to go to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air home and do like a walk through? What is it called? The open house is?
Starting point is 01:06:39 Yeah, the open house. Heck yeah. I would love to. I'll ask concrete to throw me out like I'm jazz. Oh, amazing. With my legs in there. You hit the Carlton while you're in there? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:52 All those things. Okay. The legendary property is set to hit. the market at the end of the month for just under 30 million. Just under 30 million. Oh, that's a steal. Yeah. Somewhere.
Starting point is 01:07:02 There's six bedrooms, 7.5 bathrooms. And wow, it's massive, bro. And the home was built in 1937. Oh, check for the paint. Oh, man. It marks the first time in 48 years. The instantly recognizable exterior facade has been up for sale. Okay, so this hasn't really happened in our lifetime, brother.
Starting point is 01:07:21 No. I heard that you could a couple years ago, you could Airbnb it. Oh, really? I think you could have airbed. Obviously it was expensive. Yeah. And it booked fast, I think. Yeah, it booked fast and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:07:31 So that was cool. But yeah, 30 mil, wow. And contrary to belief of everyone that watched it, it's not in Bel Air. It's in Bruntwood, unless that's the same thing. Just to walk in there and it doesn't look nothing like the sets. It's not because it was on a TV set. I only used the exterior of it.
Starting point is 01:07:46 It's just the exterior of it. Oh, yeah. I need that rug so I could stand like Will Smith stood when they were leaving. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Everybody was gone. I need to stand in the place where you. He's like, why don't you want me, man?
Starting point is 01:07:57 I was waiting for it. Yeah, me too. You know what? Yeah, the episode I was thinking of was when Hillary got proposed when the full died. Oh, and they're watching TV? Hillary, well, you're married. Yeah, he's skydiving. But you what?
Starting point is 01:08:11 Yeah. The pool house? Oh, it probably has, does that have a pool house or no? I don't know. I don't know. It probably has a lot. It's like a lot of square acres or whatever. So if you were to get it, if you and or someone you know,
Starting point is 01:08:24 has a measly little 30 million to drop. Well, it would be 10% of that, the housing market. 10%? 10%? 300,000? 3,000? Oh, wow. Oh, no, 30%?
Starting point is 01:08:35 10 million? 3 million? Oh, my God. Hold on 10 million of 30 million is not. It's a little 3 million. No, it's 3 million. Yeah. You drop 3 million and then you can have it.
Starting point is 01:08:45 That's for 10%. For affordable payments of $300,000 a month? Yeah. Just interest. Yeah, right? And there's like legacy there. They say that OG Simpson. infamous Rockingham and State is like just two blocks away.
Starting point is 01:08:58 Two blocks away? Yeah. Wow. So. Where the. He happened? Where he was when that happened because that happened at her place. I don't know what happened and where we're talking about. No, he was at home.
Starting point is 01:09:09 He was at home. He was at home. Yeah, he was at home. When he was sleeping and that happened. What did they say Charlie did it? Yeah, he don't even buy gloves. He don't even buy them. Charlie.
Starting point is 01:09:17 All right. But yes, Fresh Prince of Bell Airhouse. I think it would be tight. That's tight. Heck yeah. If anybody rich listens. Anybody rich has three. million. Just go.
Starting point is 01:09:25 You're literally just buying the front. Who cares? What? It doesn't matter. You can say like, hey, guess where I live? Nah, you're the cool full. Yeah. You're the cool full.
Starting point is 01:09:35 Why not? And it's probably like a really nice area too. Super nice. Yeah. LeBron doesn't live too far. Yeah. LeBron doesn't live too far. So stupid.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Got you little hated. That's whack. Well, you can't even go to liquor. There's no liquor stores or nothing. Yeah. You're a little bit. What? What's wrong with a little bit of crying, dog?
Starting point is 01:09:53 there's crime just to keep you on your toes you know it's probably breakins there imagine the maintenance in that why are you hating it's for people that guy oh my god imagine all the water
Starting point is 01:10:07 you're wasting though oh my god so cool all right that was so you know I'm local what's going on and she's mission okay this is going to be
Starting point is 01:10:16 something else you hate okay concrete imagine your girl told you that she was attracted to your best friend Okay. When you guys first started dating. Not my best friend's a girl, why I was doing it?
Starting point is 01:10:28 I'm just kidding. No, but if your girl told you that, like, when you guys were fresh in the relationship, but you actually stay with her or do you be like, like, really? Yeah, she's like, you know what? I'll go on a date with you, but I really think Eric's my type, but I'll go on a date with you. Okay, then go. She gone. Gone.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Gone. You wouldn't make her your wife, right? No. Why would you? Well, actually, this actor did. Matt Damon actually, that happened to him. So apparently he's married to Lissiana, right? And they're married for like 20 years.
Starting point is 01:10:59 Is she some, an actress? No, but apparently she's a producer and she's been working a lot with Ben Affleck, which is his best friend. Louisiana? Luciana, yeah. She's Argentinian, actually. And so Damon, he was actually talking about that one time. Like when they first started dating, she really admitted that she was attracted to Ben Affleck,
Starting point is 01:11:18 his best friend. After we'd been together for probably a few months, I think I met her, best friend from high school and it came out that the two of them went and saw Goodwill hunting together and her best friend thought I was the cute one and she thought Ben was the cute so she admitted to me I'm like you got the wrong one like you told me that 23 years ago okay I see it so they wanted to double date then no no so they had went to the movies before they knew who these fools were and they were like oh I like this one oh I like this one but then they ended up meeting them and his wife got with him instead of the guy
Starting point is 01:11:52 She thought he was cute on screen. Yeah, that happens. Happens all the time. Yeah, that happens. Yeah. Well, because... I don't know. Explain, please.
Starting point is 01:11:59 How would... Yeah, go. No, I was just thinking, I mean, she said that she was attracted to Ben, but when they met, she liked Matt better. So, like, I get that. You can be attracted to somebody,
Starting point is 01:12:10 but meet them. Be like, yeah, I'm cool. And then, you know, you go to somebody else. Yeah, that just happened to me, like, two weeks ago. I thought this girl was cute and I met her in person.
Starting point is 01:12:18 But when I met her friend, I was like, I clicked more with her friend. So I liked her friend more, if anything. No, because that would have assumed that you hadn't seen the friend before. So what they're saying is they saw both of them. In a movie together. They saw both of them before and then she chose the other fool.
Starting point is 01:12:33 You get what I'm saying? So like if you had met the girl that you were talking to plus her friend and you had thought her friend was cute but ended up getting the girl, that would be a little bit, a little bit different. You see them both up front. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I never saw Goodwill hunting. Yeah, it's an old movie from like 1927. I know it's a good movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:50 I believe that was like the first. The first movie that both Ben Affleck and Matt Damon did together. They're homies. So about math. Yeah. Oh, is it? Yeah. Is it really?
Starting point is 01:12:59 And their best buds, I don't know. They are. I don't know. What he needs to worry about is her best friend thinking he's cute. That too. That too. That also goes both ways. What's going on here?
Starting point is 01:13:09 Where are y'all swang into? Or the pineapple at. All right. Thank you for that. Yeah. All right. That's it for cheese. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
Starting point is 01:13:17 I'm Manchin from Brumbeck Mornings. I'm part 106. And big up our guy. Mastard. You know he's gone through. Okay. Whoa. Nice.
Starting point is 01:13:28 That's that long? Mustard! Yeah. Nine seconds. Wow. All right. Check this. In 2018, mustard weighed 340 pounds.
Starting point is 01:13:40 That's a lot. And you know, like he was always a big and like about it type of duty. He was always like, yeah, like I look like how I look. I don't care. Yeah. I did G.A.F. Yeah. Now he's down to 225 pounds.
Starting point is 01:13:53 So that's a big, like, weight loss journey. And he's opened up to, I believe it was fitness magazine, no, men's health mag, and said, you know what? I was saying that I was comfortable. But now that I look back at it, I was trying to not even think about it. I was trying not to think about what was really going down. And when he's talking about his weight loss journey, which a lot of people were like, oh, he's on Ozambique.
Starting point is 01:14:16 He's actually, no, I'm not. It's actually two little balls I like to play with. Oh, tennis balls. Okay. Oh, yeah. He says that singer LMA, who signed to him, they do great work together, got him into tennis. And that is what he attributes to his weight loss. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Leti, we play tennis. Yeah, I love tennis. We get that cardio in every time. You get a lot playing tennis. We got to get back to that. Yeah, we got to get back to that. That's good. He found his, like, niche in, like, fitness, you know?
Starting point is 01:14:43 Because a lot of people don't like to run. A lot of people don't like to do this, do that. But it's like, he found his thing that is, like, fun and he's active. So that's good. Yeah. He says, I've been trying to lose weight my whole adult. life. I've had five different trainers. I've done every diet you can think of. I remember a doctor would always tell me I have a fatty liver. So I'd say, how do I get rid of that? He'd say lose weight.
Starting point is 01:15:01 How do I get rid of high blood pressure? Lose weight. I got tired of hearing that. So big up to him for his weight loss journey. Anybody else out there that's on a weight loss journey. One little tip that I kind of learned was that like a lot of times we do things and it makes us sit down. Like let's say you have a phone call. Yeah. Go walk while you're taking that phone call. And before you know it, you're going to be losing weight off of doing the motion versus sitting down taking the phone call or something like that. Just make it so that you, if you hate exercising, so that you don't notice it. You know what I'm saying? So shout out to mustard.
Starting point is 01:15:33 That's good. All right. Keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way. More brown bag mornings on the way. We got studios for coming up. Peritos, are you running late to work right now? Does that happen often?
Starting point is 01:15:43 Well, tell your bosses, shut up. Oh, my God. No. Because it's God's design. You're late and you're disrespectful. Yeah. It's all for the greater good. Before we get back to our regularly scheduled program, me and Angie have to tell all the ladies out there, Maluma cut his beard off.
Starting point is 01:16:02 Maluma! Yes. Not the TikTok board. Yeah. The regga tone artist, honestly, I can name a song, but I know that he's Angie's man crush. Who is he? Maluma. Maluma baby.
Starting point is 01:16:21 Pretty boy. Hold on the sad violin playing. Sad day. It is, Sante. Dude, he'll have a 5 o'clock shadow immediately. Relax. No, there's a photo circulating. That was not even dropped by him.
Starting point is 01:16:33 It was dropped by his esthetician, his dermatologist. Dude, he has an amazing jawline. Well, yeah, but we don't want to see it. I'm going to see the beard. He looks like 20-year-old Maluma. Like, it feels wrong. I'm super happy about this. Why are you happy about this?
Starting point is 01:16:50 Yeah, why? Because I am now more attractive than him. No, no. According to who? According to me. According to me, I had no shot before. Sorry, hold on. That's a sad day, sad day.
Starting point is 01:17:02 Yeah. He doesn't look bad. I'm in the lead, no. He doesn't look bad. He doesn't look bad. You guys are not allowed to speak for this situation. Angie, how do you feel about it? Dude, no, I was showing the room.
Starting point is 01:17:14 I'm like, oh, who's that? Ew! He looks like Joe from you. Ooh. Yeah. On Netflix. Oh, yes. Yeah, he does.
Starting point is 01:17:23 Yes. He does. Yeah, scary. Yeah, people were commenting. Like he took off his beard and he instantly looks like a guy named Jake. That's what people are saying on Instagram, right? Jake. Because before when he had his beard, he looked like,
Starting point is 01:17:34 Andrew how would you call him? Pretty boy, he went by that. My little. Yeah, my little baby. Wow. And then now it's just, yeah. It's just, my, um, chat.
Starting point is 01:17:46 El's in the chat, El's in the chat. Hey, but he didn't like the picture. He was tagged and called. I think he didn't want to post that. Maybe he's in between growing or I don't know. growing or I don't know maybe I've been just yearly shave to like oh perhaps maybe yeah maybe this has dimples now that's no fair he's Colombian thank your power vision for all of
Starting point is 01:18:06 ourselves I'm so happy what do you think about this chat yeah yeah sorry sorry sorry so much so much on so much. Vic. How much to shave your beard? How much? Yes. Right now. Too much.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Right now. Like how much? Name your price. Name your price. We'll go fund it. Name it right now. 20K. 20K.
Starting point is 01:18:35 20K. 20K. Yeah, I feel you. I feel you. Monke. I'm not cutting my hair. You don't have a beard. No, I'm saying my hair.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Oh. I thought you meant like your beard. Oh. Why do that to him, Greg? I don't have a beard. Oh, you're talking about his beard. No, I get it. He still won that cause.
Starting point is 01:18:56 Yeah, why did you do that to cause? I was on big. But you're perpetuating it now. No, because it's really. Cool. Now you're blaming me. The ass and something, but it's me. Wow.
Starting point is 01:19:06 I don't even want a beard. Yeah, you do? Every guy wants a beard. Oh, my God. I remember a couple of months ago, you were like, you guys. Remember it was growing up? Do you like it? Yeah, it was looking nice.
Starting point is 01:19:18 It was out of control. I was getting itchy. We were talking about big's beard. Kud said, yeah, I feel you. Not because of that. He was talking about his hair. I wouldn't cut my hair. He wouldn't cut his beard.
Starting point is 01:19:40 I'm not by his beard. He has one. He has a beard. That looks great. That looks crazy. I appreciate it. I like your long mane of hair. Angie, will you cut your beard off?
Starting point is 01:19:51 I don't have a... But yes, I would. Oh, no. Wow, okay. Okay, that was good. Okay, damn. And here girls were the world. Angie, you look great.
Starting point is 01:20:09 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Grazie. You have something to say for it? To whom? To who. Oh, he said I look great. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:19 She's amazing. She's the best partner right here by my side. Because I said next to him. I thought I was your partner by your side. Not right here. Oh, you're a cause. Yeah, me, why? Ramona say something, Gamma, by game, by again.
Starting point is 01:20:35 You guys need me. That we do. Ramona say something, Gamma. What's your little finger or the wrapper finger? Wrap it up. Come on, I'm drowning over here. You're letting me drown over here. It's Jack in the Titanic
Starting point is 01:20:51 Romona Sorry, they give me new sound effects I'm up in here They're fun, they're telling me To make money move All right Can anybody fake cry in here? Can real tears come out of you?
Starting point is 01:21:11 No, no, but you're acting. Khan, you're the actor of the crew. I can absolutely do it. You can go right now, do it. Come on, do it. If I want to do this after I tell you the story, Be a thespian. Okay.
Starting point is 01:21:22 There's a woman who makes $60 an hour just for looking sad at funerals. What is? Wow. Yeah, she's in the UK, and that's one of the strangest side hustles that you can think of, getting paid to cry at funerals for $60 an hour. She shows up as a professional mourner, blending in as a relative or friend of the deceased. What about nobody's like, who is that? That's what I want at my funeral.
Starting point is 01:21:47 That's actually super fire. Just a bunch of randoms. She's from the UK. so she knows she has a British accent. Yeah, it's like Adele crying for you, bro. She even makes up, she makes up backstories because she has strong acting skills and she fits right in with grieving families. I can't believe it. It was just a child.
Starting point is 01:22:08 None of you are sounding British right now. I just want you to know. None of you are. Hear they, hear thee. Hear thee. She says when she can't cry naturally because it's a sad moment. she leans in on emotional TV shows or sad songs to bring them out. Bullocks.
Starting point is 01:22:25 Oh my gosh. What did you say? Bullocks. What's that? Bullock? Like the word bollick? I don't know what that is. I never heard that in my life.
Starting point is 01:22:34 They say that. Shucks. Oh, really? Forlux. Okay, if you had a fake cry at a funeral, let me see your best acting. All of you. Concrete's the actor. Oh, true.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Go. God damn it! It's supposed to be me! Why did you? you go, dog. Forget the feast. He's checking and proclaim too. Okay, let's pretend you are doing a eulogy.
Starting point is 01:23:00 You go up because they have to, oh, does anyone have something to say? And you go out, and it's a woman who passed away in her sleep, and she goes to church a lot. But she doesn't have too many friends, so they wanted people to come and talk about her. What would you say? Well, Lupe.
Starting point is 01:23:22 You're not You're You're You're You're And never Despertaste From the
Starting point is 01:23:30 morning Until the I don't even know She was out of Filipino Church I got to go I was a
Starting point is 01:23:40 Filipino Oh she was a Filipino Oh You don't even Tagalo That's the name That's the name of Mesa
Starting point is 01:23:51 Tened I'll see you A Rattos You can do the gig, bro You can do the gig, Gary You want to make 60 bucks an hour You can go to the UK And get paid that
Starting point is 01:24:05 To be a professional mourner Okay, that was money move was brought to you by your Toyota dealers And now it is time for our Studious Fool to tell us something good Hey, start to tell us What's 9 plus 10? Turn your life?
Starting point is 01:24:19 Look at this studio's fool After a ton of reading yesterday, guys You're right Yeah, right After countless me rating countless libraries Oh my gosh If you're running late right now to work Don't worry about it
Starting point is 01:24:39 In fact, pull over and take more time All right Because science says that people who always run late Are more creative and successful Yes, so Ramona Back off Back off a whole day. Studies show that optimists tend to believe they have more time than they actually do,
Starting point is 01:24:57 making them more likely to run late. That optimist? Yes. Okay, so that's if you're a positive person in late. Type B personality is known for their relaxed, creative in nature, perceived time differently than their punctual type A counterparts. Losers. Research suggests that they generally feel like time moves slower, which explains why they're always late.
Starting point is 01:25:17 But we're also very creative. So, if I'm ever late, just know, dog, I'm just, no, dog. It's for the show. But that's for, like, positive people, people that walk in like, all right, guys, let's go. Like, let's get the started. That's always me.
Starting point is 01:25:29 Wow. Say it. What if your job doesn't need you to be creative? Because you guys like, hey, they're actually more creative. He's like, I don't need that at this gig. I don't need creativity. Look, the only ones I don't want to be late are paramedics.
Starting point is 01:25:46 Yeah, but they're creative, bro. Yeah, they are. No, they're not creative. That's, that's. The fast thinker. And firefighters? They're creative too. No.
Starting point is 01:25:54 How are they going to get in the house? They have to create a way to get into the house. What do you mean? It's on fire. Use your head. Yeah, don't see. It's already done. They already trained for this.
Starting point is 01:26:02 They already trained for this. And a doctor, I don't want my surgeon to be late. They have to create a way for you to be. They've been working at this. Study. You know, they've been working. I'm talking about, like, radio personalities. I was one of those people that was like, yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
Starting point is 01:26:19 that I'm late because like this makes you more creative or I would even be like because Einstein was messy so it's like oh if your geniuses are messy and they cuss more oh yeah I've seen that so but everything you you you you Romona wow pot hey everybody no but I'm smarter there are people there are people that are successful and and there are people that are all the things that you said, and they're not late all the time, and they're not messy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:55 That's what I had to learn. Prove it. There are. All that. I'm just saying, like, there's people that don't do those things in our successful. I don't believe you. That was studious, well, thank you for being such a studious. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:27:15 I do a studious. Look at this studious house full. All right. So our deport. Successful. Yes. Look, LeBron's agent and homie, Rich Paul, is making the block hot for him at work, you guys. He has a new podcast named Game Over, and it seems like it could be game over for him in the Lakers' organization after his latest comments.
Starting point is 01:27:34 Because he talked about Lakers' star Austin Reeves, and he said he thinks the Lakers should trade him to the Memphis Grizzlies. All right, listen to this. If I was the Lakers, I would probably be targeting the Memphis Grizzlies as a trade part. Jared Jackson. There's a world where you can do what's best for your team and do what's best for Austin, because Austin deserves to get paid. Dang, that sucks.
Starting point is 01:27:59 They're going to trade them to a tropic thunder, dog. Austin Reeves? No, LeBron. At this point, yeah. So this made the Lakers Front Office executive super, super upset, right? Lakers reporter Yovan Buha. He said, he reported this, and now it's a whole drama. Austin Reeves' agent actually went up to Rich Pondoff.
Starting point is 01:28:19 Paul last night at the Lakers game and talked to him for about five minutes. Some people could say he was checking him, but we don't know what they talked about exactly. Think of, okay, Concria has like a manager person named Marty, right? He's Cuban, not that that matters, but just know that he is and they run the world out here. He's Cuban, but imagine he was doing a pot. He's like, yeah, you know what I would do differently from Brown Bag? I would trade Greg and I would call Leo Gonzal to come in here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 01:28:46 I think that would be the better move. It's like, now you mess up. it up in the room for me, bro. Make it awkward. And, like, granted, that's your own opinion. And you could be, like, a stranger and just having thoughts. But it's like, you're telling someone on my team that I have to see every day that you would prefer him not be there.
Starting point is 01:29:02 Then there's like, well, are you saying something to me? Yeah. Like, why would you say that? And you guys are close, right? So are you guys talking about this? Yeah. So after the game, LeBron was asked about Rich Paul's comments. And he said, I think you all know by now, Rich is his own man.
Starting point is 01:29:14 And what Rich says is not a direct reflection of me and how I feel. also didn't deny it. He didn't deny that that would be a bad move. He didn't deny any of that, right? But he also said, A.R. knows how I feel about him. And he said, all you got to do is look at us on the bench. Me and A.R. talk every single day.
Starting point is 01:29:31 Also, didn't deny any of that. He just kind of talked around it and said, like, oh, me and A.R. are close. Like, you know, this and that. We talk. We're close. Rich, pause with Adele. Yes. I'm not with Adele. She came up a lot too this morning.
Starting point is 01:29:44 Yeah. You know what to do, Austin Reeves. I'm okay. Oh. By the way, I will never trade any of you guys. Oh, thank you. I love you guys. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:29:53 Yes. Were you thinking that, though? I'll wait for you to quit. I will wait for you to quit. What? Why are you looking at Angie? No, I'm just saying. Look at everybody.
Starting point is 01:30:06 You know, you're looking at me. Well, because that's my dog. She's right next to me. Wow. Yeah, that's what he's. Like with Greg, there's a stand and, you know. But who should be next to you understand? Who is going to replace me?
Starting point is 01:30:16 If I had to choose. Yeah. Yeah. Right now. Yeah. Why would you do this? And look at me while you're saying it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:23 Go. Iva Longoria. I'm not even mad. Eva, if you're listening, Wisteria Lane just opened up for you right here. You're so stupid. All right. Thanks for that.

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