Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 638 His Ex Misses the Doggy (Style) 🐕 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/15/26)

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

Navigating Mike’s relationship is like trying to play catch on an LA sidewalk before the law was repealed; it’s a "silly little" mess that could end up costing you $1,000 or six months in jail just for trying to have a little fun outside. Between LeBron James acting like a "dramatico" by quoting Jay-Z and the squad discovering that making your bed makes you 206% more likely to be a millionaire, this episode is a masterclass in "studious fool" logic. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦴]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Oh, L.A. in our silly little laws. Uh-huh. Did you know that until now you'd technically be breaking the law if you're playing catch on your street? What? No way. If that were true, how much of us would probably be ticketed or fined it? For sure, right? Me.

Good father that I am. Just, I would get so many tickets. You don't play in your backyard? No. Where do you play? You play in the front yard? Front yard. Yeah.

Okay. No. We would have, kickball in like baseball. We had whole baseball games in the front yard. Like with the actual hard ball too. And apparently the fine was up to $1,000. What? Yeah, it's a silly little law.

And until now, it was definitely illegal. But the city council said, you know what? We got to order this rule to be repealed. They're calling it like a silly just law in the code of conduct of Los Angeles that's been around for years. And it really said, here, let me see, violating this could have meant up to a thousand dollar fine and six months in jail. The law says no person shall play ball or any game of sport with a ball or football

or throw any stone pellet, bullet, arrow or any other missile, geez, in over across along or upon any street or sidewalk. Basically, you can't do anything outside. Wow. Yeah. Or in any public park, except a. those portions of set park set apart for such purposes. Isn't that wow?

This was really part of our law code and conduct and stuff like that. Yeah, I get the housing ones because you can hit a window, you can hit a car, but at a park it's kind of crazy because it's just open grass. Yeah. Park would be some, and I'm wondering because clearly if they're adding arrow in here, it must be a hell of old law. Something must have happened where they're like, yeah, we can't be having kids outside and arrows just strike him in the face.

Arrow's flying. You know how that happens. Please, guys, no archery and company. Por me, for me. Well, baseball season is about to start back up, so just lock me up now. Yeah. Lock me up now. I'm going to be a present father.

Oh, okay. They're appealing it. Oh, okay. Yeah. But like, our whole life, we could have got caught up. Wow. Basically, don't be a kid. Yeah, don't, and that's really sad.

That's really sad. Don't be a child and play outside. Now, the L.A. City Council did say that they're keeping the bullets, pellets, arrows part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, the balls and playing sports and stuff like that. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, I'm sure that the bullets are probably dangerous.

Yeah, in a street. Also, put your bow and arrow away, comment. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, don't drive by and just start spraying bullets. That's probably the best. Yeah, please. We definitely need a lot for that. Yeah.

So that's part of it still. Okay. But the one where you can't play ball or have those types of activities, and I was just like, damn, we'd all be in the jail. Yeah. Or were people terrorizing, like, their neighbors back then? You never know. From playing?

No, like, were they? You never know. Like, kids might have been just, like, throwing stuff at their neighbors. Now, I'm telling you now, when I was a kid, we would play baseball in the front yard, but with, like, a full-on, like, regular baseball. And we would hit the ball and hit somebody's car, and we would run. So where you live now? No. No.

I'm not trying to snitch on you, but I'm saying because I've been on the street. Yeah. He reminds me of, like, a slingshot kid. Like, he would show how to slingshots. There's nothing but cars on that street, bro. Dennis the menace. Yeah, over there and Whittier. You shouldn't have done that.

There's nothing of cars on that street. We wanted to play. There's cars everywhere. They forgot birds, too. Birds shouldn't be flying across my lawn. Oh, yeah. They forgot trees. They need to figure out how trees grow in my lawn.

No, so this rule dates back to early mid-1900s, L.A. When the city was being built because cars were very new and dangerous. So they were trying to figure out like, hey, again, the arrow theory of like, it was back in the end when people were shooting arrows. Like, be careful. That's when they were playing. You know, what is it, the Cowboys and Native Americans? Oh, and that's when, come on. Reportly, that's when sidewalks were literally for walking.

There was no, if the city was barely being built, everything was like, this is the purpose of a sidewalk, and this is the purpose of the street. They were trying to, like, really define what happens where. So the whites ruined it for us all. You can't stand there. It's a sidewalk. For sure, if it's early 1900s, you're walking. Yeah, you're not wrong.

You're not wrong. Oh, my gosh. Officials thought allowing random games would damage grass Cause fights or injuries create noise complaints They're not wrong They're not Cairns have been around for a really long time But that was the whole fun part

You just described my childhood Yeah and it was great Yeah No No, just no Well at least it's coming down And then the law just stayed And then at least he kind of like bro

This is silly little law There must be somebody's job to go through And like get all these old laws out Right? Yeah That's good Well that was don't you know Go go outside and play.

Go play catch. Yeah. Touch some grass. Little did we know, all of our iPad kids are actually obeying the law. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, or is this a trap to get us back outside? Yeah, we want them outside.

I want the kids back outside. Do they play outside? No, they do, right? Oh, they got electric scooters. They for sure play outside. Do they wear a homemate? Me and Daddy need to talk, guys. Go outside.

What do you do? You know. You need time. Because you have three, no? Four. Four. Four. You have four?

What do you think I do? I don't know. I have four. I could easily have five or six. Easy to. Mommy needs help in the shower. Yeah. We need to talk bills.

Talk bills? Hey, let me lock the door. It'll be a five-minute conversation, kids, but come back in after. We're going to do our taxes. Why is there a towel under the door? Get the hell out of here. Why? All right.

Oh, my God. Now, two. Herbchizement. Angie, what's up? Okay, you guys, you know how the Golden Globes happened on Sunday? Yeah. And the host, Nikki Glaser, she's a comedian, and she was roasting a lot of the celebrities on the show, right?

One of them being Leonardo DiCaprio. Right. But she had a lot of jokes that actually got cut. And I have them for you guys. Okay. But I want you to, I'm going to play three of them, and you guys decide whether they made the right decision to cut them or they should have kept them. So, like, if they're used to.

or she? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. So the first one is this Leonardo de Capra joke that didn't make the cut. This was another take on Leo.

He always looks like he's squinting. Leo, why are you always squinting? I mean, I assume it's to read your girlfriend's ID. Just making sure that the year starts with the two. Oh, yeah. I like that one better. The one went with. Yeah.

Like you've accomplished so much and all before your girlfriend turns dirty. Like it just, it's, yeah. In comparison. Yeah. Better punch. All right. So this one, Next one up is a joke to Timothy Shalame, which is Kylie Jenner's boyfriend.

Partner. Partner. Partner. Partner, sorry. Amy Poehler is here for her podcast, Good Hang, which is what Timothy Shalame says after. Good Hang. Oh, yeah, after they get the Niddy GERD on. Hey, Kylie, good hang.

So she sure. She's smart. Well, that's smart for her to have cut that. It is? Yeah. Actually, I thought I liked it. I thought it was kind of funny. It wasn't terrible.

but yeah. All right. So the next one, it's about Jonathan Bailey. Now, Jonathan Bailey, he's in Jurassic Park. He's on Wicked. He's an actor. And actually, he's the one, if you guys remember, yes. Scarley Johansson would be always kissing him.

It's this one. Yeah. Jonathan Bailey is here. Jonathan is the first openly gay man to be named the sexiest man alive by People magazine. And at first I was like, do we really need to say openly? And then I looked at a list of past winners. And I was like, oh, yeah, we do. Oh.

It was a past winner. Yeah. So I started looking at them. The past winners? Yes. And one of them is Michael B. Jordan. That's the only one I remember respectfully. Oh, and then the doctor fool?

Yeah. Like Brad Pitt is always one. No. Chris Evans was on it? Chris Evans? Yeah. No. No, Captain America, no.

Come on. Paul Rudd? Paul Rudd. Yeah, so I'm like, Dane girl. Okay, so should she have kept that joke? That one could have worked. Yeah. Yeah.

It's good. But I'm sure for everything that goes on, there's so much stuff that's cut. Yeah. And that was really smart. of her to go through it because I think I was watching her monologue the other day. I was researching a lot about her because especially after what you told me con that she's been in the comedy circuit

for a long time and it's really cool. I guess you turn into a fan. I think last year when she hosted people did backlash to her that I didn't really like her joke. He was like, who is this lady or whatever? But now it's like no, she's confident and she's killing it. She's been a comedian for how long? Like years, no?

I mean, I don't know exactly the years, but yeah, she's been around the the circuit for a while. Yeah, so it was basically they found her and they're Like, not even, it's not overnight because she's been in it for decades plus. But she was the right person to do it. I do like it as the host. I thought she was really funny. Now, I have to reach you one last joke that I'm so glad she actually cut her, right?

It's about ice. Oh. Listen, she said, I'm hearing from the bar that we're out of ice. And you know, we don't really need ice. And actually, I hate ice. So I'm glad she, yeah. I like the sentiment, but the punchline didn't really hit. Yeah.

She made other, she made other. She made other jokes in her monologue. She talked about the list. She talked about CBS News has the best editing. Yeah. She talked about giving this administration an award for, I think it was, best editing or something like that. Yeah.

So she did her. She did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she got her political jokes off. All right. That's it for Chisbet brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Manchi from Brambeck Mornings on Par 106. Okay.

Now, if you haven't heard it in hip-hop, there's big news. J-Cole is dropping an album more on that coming up at 830. But right now, I want to talk about the lawsuit between him and Cameron. Okay? So over on J-Cole and Cameron have a song called Ready 24. Here's Cameron on it. Deceptive not at all. I wasn't with disrespecting her.

But I stood my ground. I wasn't with all the begging her. Know that I'll flee it. Nothing I do is rag. Legendary rapper. Our guy Cameron. Shout out of this is it. But Cameron is suing J. Cole saying, hey,

after I did that verse, Cole promised he would do one for one. Like, I got you, you got me. Granted, that all happened before the beef with Kendrick, and I think that moated a lot of stuff for J-Code because he's been promising certain, like, projects and stuff to drop in that time and just has been quiet, right? So Cameron decided, I'm going to sue you for a false promise.

Speaking of false prophets, a false promise, that you were supposed to do me a verse and you didn't. I'm suing you and I'm suing UMG. We all heard about that lawsuit. Now, recently, Cameron said, you know what? I'm going to edit the lawsuit a little bit. I'm going to drop the part that also claims that UMG Universal Music Group is part of this. And I'm just going to sue J-Coh on his own.

I'm just going straight at J-Coh for breaking his promise. Right? This is a little bit, I don't know, I'm looking at it in a couple different ways. Because UMG was involved in the lawsuit with Drake. And loki, they took it on. They were like, all right, end up it. Like, you don't want to go back down. We'll stand up for our guy.

Whereas UMG here, apparently they hint them and Cameron settled their beef and said, hey, you pay for my lawyer fees, I'll pay for your lawyer fees. And then UMG's like, hey, can you just go at Cole? So then that kind of feels like for one, you're kind of, we'll take it. But for the other one, you're like, oh, you better handle that promise, bro. Throw them under the bus? That's crazy. Yeah. So according to Cameron, could this be something that J. Cole has to pay up for in royalties for that song, Ready 24?

because he didn't get any, I'm assuming, or he's claiming. But he does want a portion of the stuff that was made from that song. Because he was promised a song. That's fair. And I think he waited long enough to see if he was going to get paid back essentially, you know, in a verse. Or I think it was also like an appearance on the podcast. But it didn't happen. So he's just like, what am I supposed to do?

Like he's not going to pay up, you know? I just feel like that's a thing. So we? No. That's like a, hey, you got me for much this time? I got you for lunch that next time and there's never next time. Next time never comes. And like y'all are music, Vic and Kahn.

I'm sure there's been artists that are like, hey, I'll do this for you, you do this for me. And it's like, hey, where is that? Yeah. No reply. And then just like, oh, I'm busy. You know the tour or stuff. Like who owes you a verse? Yeah, like this day and age, bro, like you should have put that on paper.

Yeah. You know, and I get it, it's a, like, it's a gentleman's promise, you know, it's in like a handshake one. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure, like, I'm not a fan of, like, rapper sewing, right? Yeah. But I get it. get it if you promised something and you didn't come through and then he's like yo and then you wouldn't have made money off of it you when it got business then i guess i got to get business with it

and get a lawyer now cameron did get paid but he's claiming he was paid he wasn't paid fairly again that might be like well did you sign this that like it's it's all going to go down to that and and we're going to see a play out in court but it'd be a trip i feel like people's court where it's like in this defendant it's Cameron and jay cole yeah yeah and it's just a trip lawsuit. Yeah, it's a civil case. If I do business with Jay Cole, just because of, like, what I think of his character, I'm never going to think he's going to do me wrong.

So I understand Cameron to be like, no, he got me. Come on, it's Jay Cole. You know what I'm saying? I do think that, but I also think that, like, again, Jay Cole, even coming out during Dreamville Fest and apologizing to Kendrick, you could tell he was going through his own little mental drama with it, like saying, I can't sleep. This is really heavy on my spirit and I just got to let it go.

So if I'm Cameron, I hate that. I don't get this verse right now, but maybe, like, he would have got it right now. Like, he didn't get it that same year. Like, I gave you a verse this year. Give me a verse or come on my podcast this year. I think it would have been when Cole's ready. You feel me?

Yeah. Otherwise, you're forcing him to do it, and it's a malagana. Malas ganas. I was about to say that Jay Cole's about to get on a verse like, Cole World. All right. That's it.

Yeah, he's about to be, like, he's going to force the hand, and it's like, bro, I'm going through something. Like, if you're sad, I'm like, no, you got to do this. this. Ironic part about that song is, are you ready? Are you ready? He's like the whole thing

of the song. He said he was like constantly hitting him up and Cole was ghosting him. Wow. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the sound that I'm police.

The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitus.

Got a 187 on the corner. I'm kidding. That's the only corner I know. Brickick got a 211. What? What's 187? Whoa. Murder.

Homicide. Oh, no, I know 2-11. There's a 2-11. Yeah, that's a robbery. Robbery. Yeah. Anybody else? Any codes?

6-7. Got a 6-7. Annoying Greg. All right. There is a beef that's going down in the Twitchverse, in the streamer verse. I don't know if you knew this. And it involves quite possibly one of the greatest streamers of our time, Kaisenot. Yeah.

Okay. beefing with the top dog himself of Twitch, the Twitch CEO. All right? So apparently, you guys have to tell me if this is petty or if it's justified. Okay. So, Kaysenot ran into the president of Twitch. Let me see. Dan Clancy at the streamer awards that just happened a few months ago.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he posted that conversation on social media with the title, No Accountability. All right. He pressed Clancy about a Mount Rushmore of streamers. Okay, I'm not into the streamer world so much. I do know speed and I do know Kai. And to me, I'm like, yeah, them in India love the Mount Rushmore. And one more.

Black boy Max. There you go, right? That's the four I know. But there has been streaming around for a long time. Okay? So our guy, Dan Clancy, initially went on Kaizenaut's Mafiathon when he was having like a great like Mafiathon, like streaming for a long time. It's a thing over there.

And he said that on his Mount Rushmore, Dan Clancy said it's Kaisanat, this guy named Ninja, who's one of the most iconic Jewish personalities ever. Pokeyman, who's an influential streamer and face of Twitch culture and co-carnage, okay? He's a longtime respected streamer. Okay. He said that at the Mafiathon. He said that during Kai's stream, and Kai was cool with that, okay? But then he talked to, like, he was in another stream where he said,

I only put Kai's name in there because he was around me. Oh, check this out, check this out. Kind of, it probably should be more historical. Yeah. In other words, Kai is big now, but arguably it's like, now he asked me, so I had to put him on there. But arguably it's like, look, you're great, but you can't be on the Mount Rushmore yet.

See, I put, could you be speed, Kai, Koso? Right. When like, no, there's like so... Well, initially, when I was doing it, because of course, part of it is you just don't remember people. And initially, I'm in saying, and speed and then I was like oh no and I swapped speed out for Koso yeah okay but of course all the idgets on so he's talking about how yes he put him on because the mafia thong was there and

he was in front of his space but if he were to do him on Rushmore it would be his story it would be like OGs of all time and then he proceeded to name the one that's yeah that makes sense yeah that makes sense but not to Kai not to Kai who confronted him about it at the streamer awards and here's how that went down I guarantee you it was edited it didn't look at it did he tell you what I said. Yeah, he said you thought it was edited. No, no, I'll tell you what I said. That exactly what I said. Miss gave his, the Mount Rushmore. Yeah. Right? And then he gave like OG. He gave like soda poppin and Recpool and all these OG. Yeah. And I said, oh, I guess for some people, Mount Rushmore is for the OG. Yeah. I, I think that, yeah. Okay. And so if that is

your thing, then Ty and Speed are at the top of the heat now. And then, who said, everyone Kion's speed wouldn't be on? No, I said they're at the top of the heat now. Then high in speed wouldn't it be on Mount Rush. Now, you had said, now you had said, um, like, like, you can't, you only told me that I was in front of him. I like, I like how Kai Preston because it's like, if I'm not on it, don't tell me I'm on it then. Yeah, don't say it to my face and then be like, hey, I only said it because he was in my face. Just tell me straight up, like, no, I don't think you're there yet, but like, you know, you're great and you will be there one day. Just tell me that in my face. I'm also wondering if he's trying to save Kai's feelings

because some people say things to you to not like hurt your feelings in the moment and knowing Loki I'm live and I'm on a because the stream is the mafayton the Kaizu Kaisanagena. And like like people are watching. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's like a last minute invite like when you get that. It's like oh hey by the way if you want to come. Everybody else is coming like that.

I guess you don't want to embarrass that person. Yeah. Right. And then after maybe he shouldn't have done everything's just streamed. And he's probably having even the other conversations like thinking maybe. Maybe it's behind closed doors or just between us. Or we just naturally get into the talking of like, just between us type of deal.

Yeah. But it's like now the streamer world has it where you kind of tucked your tail. You went back on the things that you said. Yeah, everything is recorded. So, yeah, don't know. Is Kaisen not petty or justified for putting this guy on stream? The CEO of Twitch and saying like, hey, that's the thing you said. I'm not okay.

And you see how we try to stumble around it? Yeah. The Twitch CEO. No, you didn't see that. Yeah, you did. The clip is right here. Justified. Yeah, it's justified for sure.

All right. Are you asking or are you saying it's just... Sorry, I'm just thinking of India love the second that you brought her up for... She's a great singer. Shut up to her. Sorry. All right, well, there you go.

It's justified. Kaisenat, you will not go to petty crimes, okay? Now, let's get into a scrolling. Scroo! I'm not ready. You're not ready? I have a quick question before I get into it, though. Okay.

If they were to say you look like somebody, who would it be? Like, who is your doppelganger? The rock. Who is my doppelganger? Who am I? doppelgangor of. Who are you with the doppelganger of?

Okay. I've gotten it. I don't agree with it. Is this one girl named Melanie? Melanie. I think it's Melanie Martinez or something.

Oh, wait. She used to be on Guy Code? Yes. Okay, yeah. Iglesias, I believe. Oh, I'm Martinez. Yeah, Melanie. She dated Vinny.

Oh, you, what? At one point, maybe, when I was getting it. She dated Vinny, I think. Yeah, they say, oh, you look, like, Timu version of Melany Iglesi Oh come on no it's just East Coast and West Coast

Timu, what do you say Gertwin? Yeah Kirkley He looked like the Great Value version No Springfield Yukon, who's your The Rock? No

Easy. Let me see Not even close Over here? Maybe wait, it looked that way Yeah No No, I don't see it

I don't see it Remember they thought you were that one fool In the machete? Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Or the other comedian with the line. All of them. All of them. I looked like everybody, dog. Was that one? Felipe Svarsa? Yeah. Felipe Svarsa?

Yeah. I get that a couple times. I can see it. It's okay. Come over here, Kirkland. Oh, that's okay. You know, Drake. Oh, shut off.

I hate it, but, you know. No, for real. Do you get that? Yeah. No. I'm not lying. I wouldn't voluntarily say that if it wasn't true. I got somebody once called me a young Drake dipped in bleach.

No I was gonna say Like one of the Like I was gonna say One of the guys One of those bookies Remember? Oh

Oh yeah The one that looks like ice cube A little bit Yeah I like that one No I think the pug in Men and Black

That too I've gotten that one It's okay I've gotten stopped About that one Pug Life We're all Kirk Lake Over here

Why are you bringing this Who do you look like Oh me? Who I look like Yeah They say I look like Betty Sullivan Who's that

I can see that Yeah He's the influencer The influencer YouTube rapper as well, right? Yeah. But I would consider myself the chopper ganger of him.

You know what the chopper ganger is? No. That's exactly what you guys described as yourselves as your doppelganger. Chopperganger is the new term that kids are saying that you are the chopped version of that person. Oh, we're like the sponge of drawing. The busted version. Doodle bob. Yes.

The busted like broke down version of that person. So when I say Benny Sullivan, I look like him. And I would consider myself the chop. Betty Sullivan, you don't know who that is? It looks just like him. I look at it. Yeah, but the thing is... I can see it now.

I'm the chopped version of him because he... He's just missing a wallet. Yeah, he's rich as hell. Oh, he has a wallet. I would have thought you would say like Dominic. I do not look like Dominic Mysterio. Don't do that to Domino's. Please don't do that to Greg Zigo.

Actually, that'd be a good thing. This is not something for complimenting. This is not for complimenting at all. That's not for complimenting. This is like a dish to yourself, basically. Oh. Yes, yes, yes. I don't think...

I'm probably spelling you wrong. I don't know. Benny Sullivan. Solivin. Solivin. So, S-O-L. Solivin. You don't see it at.

Benny Solivan. Oh. Right? Don't pick that one. Don't pick that one. But your beard don't do the thing that his beard. It goes up right here. But I get tagged in all of his pictures.

Oh, the flavor saver. Oh. I need to attach to the beer. No, but you know how normally it's not attached to the beard? Yeah. This is like an anchor. The thong? Yeah.

Grow a flavor saver, bro It's a flavor saver thong, you know? I tell you, I get tagged probably once a week like you look like Benny Sullivan. You look like Benny Sullivan. So the kids are using this like, hey, you're so-and-so's chopper gangers? Yeah, so I'm basically his chopel ganger.

People say that look like Mighty Duck. Who's that? He's the influencer too, Mighty Duck? I get that all the time, like on the tags. You look like Mighty Duck. I'm like, what? That's all right? Mighty Dush.

No. No, no, no, no, bro. He's your chopbo-gang. He's the chop version of you. Oh, thank you. Oh, my God. It's just so bizarre, right? I think you look more like legend forever.

No. Legend forever. No. Oh, we just tell you. No. No, no. I would have thought Vic was the top version of Vinnie. Maluma.

Oh, my God. Which one? Vinnie. Okay, I'll accept that. Maluma. La Chuzma The homie la Chuga right there Hey, you fresh though

La Chigua do stay fresh though Who do you, who does your girl say You look like? There's not, I mean, she doesn't really say She says I don't Like when other people say like, oh, you look like that But she's like, no, you don't, no you don't Don't tell me that

I would say Vinnie from Jersey Shore I could see it, especially when I didn't have a beer too Vinny? Yeah, from Jersey Shore. If Vinny were to grow out a beard, that's what you look like. He looks like that one other journalist, but he's from Newark. Vinny looks like he's a gay pee. Yes.

He does all the freestyle raps for artists. These are very like niche people. Everybody gets your Instagram and Google out right now. I was trying to do that. I'm like, actually, you never got into me like, oh, this looks like you. Oh, more in high school. It was like a. Nobody.

No, from the pussycat dolls. What's your name? Nicole Not the bosses Oh my god Nicole's serious in here Oh my god Pushing up my buttons head out

Dude stop I'm just Don't you wish your girlfriend was like Don't you wish your girlfriend looked like Angie Don't you wish your girlfriend look like Angie Don't cha Don't cha You're so cute

You're so cute That's what she didn't want to say You're so cute That's the only one No seriously It's so embarrassing I hated it Yeah

I had my ringtone That button Yeah Yeah that was 20 years ago Angie I hated it That was the best one You're so cute

Shut out Angie And now The Weather Oh, hell my dog. With concrete storm. Ferritos, it is going down for the weather Thursday, January 15th. First, we're off to the city of Hillside. Ladies, halla, my boy, Greg C.

He's a chill guy. He's not one of the mill. He's one in a mill. I love you, my guy. Hillside, you're 79, 57 at night. Now we fight the familia, Tios and Tias and El Sereno, because if you're Mexican, you're fighting for the Terreno.

Your high is 81 and 54 at night. Now we pull up to the city of Oro Grande. Once I let one off, I'm leaving the Ojo Grande. What? Like you're taking a dump? No, like the hole is big. Oh, no. Oh!

Way! Wow. I met that I can rap, like, rap, you know, like, not the other way around. No, you do. Whichever way you mean it is weird. I know. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'll leave you like, who. You are 69 and 39 at night. Now we're skin and dip to the city of El Rio. If you're listening to us right now, your caron is meo. Your carzon.

Is meo. Yeah. Why? What happened? No, no, no. You're good? Yeah. El Rio, 77 and 55 at night.

Let me go back. Hillside. 79, 57 at night. El Sereno, 81, and 54 at night. Oro grande, Oyo, grande. 69 and 39 at night at Rio 77 and 55 at that you boy

can't give you power of six Brownback morning does get it I'm gonna go. Isn't you crazy? It's hot during the day yeah and then at night it's freezing that's crazy

it's like light during the day and then dark at night that's crazy dog science rules You said Gorazon instead of Khorazone for that's why I corrected you that? Oh, my bad.

Corazon. Yeah. Heart. He done. Boom, boom, boom. Boom. Homey, how planes coming to us? To boom, mommy, mommy, mommy, no me.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. Mike needs our help.

Mike hit us up and said, Hey, Brownback. I'm Mike, and I need some help with this situation. I got going on with my toxic ex. a new girl and my dog. He said, so I've been on and off of my ex for three years. We still see each other all the time, but we aren't together technically. We do have a dog together that I love so much, my cocker spaniel, Sparky.

I love my ex too, but it's been super rocky for a while now. She always puts me down, makes me feel like I'm never doing enough. It's a lot. He said, recently I met this new girl who my roommate invited over our place after a night out. My ex was actually asleep in my room And we were all in the living room And me and her hit it off Him and the new girl

Yeah him and yeah We just talked and had a really good combo We didn't do anything And ever since we've been texting nonstop And I enjoyed a lot But that's not anything No They didn't make out

It could be worse babe Exactly Only catch is She just got out of a relationship And I'm still technically Tangled up with my ex Brown bag Should I walk away from my ex

and let her keep my dog, or should I stay and deny myself a shot at happiness with someone new? Help me out. So he knows this relationship. It's toxic. He knows like, oh, like, I can't want for nothing. I can't do anything right. She talks down to me.

Because he told us that when he spoke to us. We spoke to him yesterday after the show, and he said that she treats him like a clown. This new girl treats him like a king. Yeah, ours. So he feels like, hey, I should just leave, right? But oh my gosh, my dog. Oh, my Rito. She should keep my dog.

Those are the most annoying person, people. Which ones? What? I'm staying because of my dog. No, no, no, you don't understand. It's only come to learn about people with animals. No, no, I had a homie. They think they're like the children.

Oh, my, I had a homie. Has a dog with her ex-boyfriend. Mm-hmm. She literally talks so much smack about the guy. Like, I hate this guy. I'm never going back. So why you see? All right?

No, I was like, all right, cool. She's not going back, whatever. She freaking went back. Of course. You know why? Because the dog. That's what she told you. She said the dog.

She's like, well, I miss the dog. No, she misses the doggy style. And I'm just like, why go, it's a dog? I've had a homie that broke up with his girl and they had a dog. And it's like co-parenting. Yeah. It's like, hey, you get him this weekends. I get him that weekends.

and then or if he has like an emergency where they got to go to the hospital which his particular dog did a lot I think because they're French bulldogs and they come with certain things and stuff like that but he would have to keep seeing his ex and then go to the hospital the vet hospital and then she's there with her new dude it is just like a weird thing but it is like a kid for people that are pet parricks and they break up so maybe this was trying to save himself that yeah I would have dog nap the dog dog dog that's probably legal There's paperwork and stuff like that. Okay, but how much time could they give you for kidnapping a dog?

I don't know. Oh, that's a good question. Dog nap, whatever. I feel like they, what, find me, whatever, you know? Find me. I don't think the dog isn't the care of their dad's not there. Dude, in America, bro, you do anything to a dog. Their dad is not there.

Their mom and their dad are really not there. You are not their real mom and dad. That's true. You think they're going to care? You already took them away from your parents. True. Do it twice. That's so sad.

I know. Technically, the dog napping was in the beginning. That's what I'm saying. These people are like, I can't. You stand side by side. You let the dog, you call the dog, and whoever the dog goes to, that's who keeps the dog. That's a good one.

That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. So depending on the value of the animal, a perpetrator may be charged with petite theft, grand theft, or burglary. What? So if you have a teacup, it's petite, I'm kidding.

A little fine. A little fine. Get a lawyer. Maybe because they buy dogs and the price of it and stuff like that. Probably because of the value of them. But what if your dog is worth nothing? Okay, name of dogs, that's not worth anything. I think my dog I found her in the street.

You know what I'm saying? That's whack, though. Like, who are you to say, well, my dog is value to me? My dog is priceless. Yeah. My dad wants bought a dog for five bucks. I'm saying, ah, you're a kid. I don't know.

He's not worth it. Yeah. That's a kid, though. I know he's been kidnapped, but. How are you doing in school? You're overcharging me right now for this kid. All right now. We're going to.

What are you doing? Like switch weekends with the dog? It's your weekend. Come pick him out. Well, yeah, that's the co-parenting part, but that's a lot of work. And, like, still being, like, tied in with your ex. Shal there. He didn't have this cage when I dropped him off.

Is that what I know? Because that's what's going to go on? You let the dog get a tattoo? You let the dog get a tattoo? Who? Sparky wants to get his tongue beers, man. Hey, where's the other collar?

I got him. I got him the nice collar. Where'd this collar come from? This is a dollar store one. Yeah, what if that dog has puppies? Who's a puppy volute? Oh. Those are my grandp puppies.

Like, if it were to go to court, the court looks at who adopted or bought the dog, whose name is on the vet records, the microchip or the license, who pays food, grooming, vet bills. Again, it's like a kid there. You guys got to go and be like, And then if you were to take it, yeah, there's theft and larceny charges.

Felony if the dog is very valuable. So just be careful. If it's a service dog, if it's trained, if it's purebred, things like that. Burglary or trespassing, where you got the dog. Like if you went and say your ex is home, all of that. Bro, don't do it. Yeah. And I don't even think that matters because I pay for the dog.

I pay for the vet and the dog still goes to my girl. But if you were to fight it. The dog barks at me. What? What kind of dog do you have? Sure. I don't know. I can pool a little one. I don't know. That's cute. Petit Pie. It's cute. And that would never happen. You guys would never even have to go to that part of it.

But like if there were a breakup, it's like that's what the courts would have to decide because you, I don't know. It gets deep. Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know. It's tough. So he wants to save himself all of that. Yes. Okay, Mike. Don't do it. Let's talk to him. Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike. You got us looking up freaking dog laws, bro for real. I know I was listening.

I was like, hmm, maybe I should take it to court. Oh, my God. Okay. You are currently on or off with your girl that, I don't know if she lives with you or not. Did she live with you?

No, she doesn't. So this is our, like, second time taking, like, a break type deal. Break, but she was over your house the day you met that one girl. Yeah. It was kind of, it was because, yeah,

she was asleep, and I was drinking with the homies at the, at the crib and my buddies went out to the bar and they invited some people over. And I saw this girl and I was like, okay, she's kind of cute. So I went to go talk to her, right? And we just talked the whole night. And I was like, hmm. And then when she left, she was like, text me.

And I was like, she left. So we did that. Play a player? He's the dog. You need to be in a cage. But your girl's toxic. Tell me how much your girl's toxic because right now it seems like it's you, but I'm sure that she's toxic.

I'll pay for everything, you know, I work a 6-to-6 job. I do a lot, right? So I do H-FAC and I do all that shit. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Cool it down, H-FAC. That's a good one. He's all that.

He's all that. Yeah, it's colder. Yeah, so I do all that stuff. But it seems like she's a, taking it for granted at this point. And me and my pops, I had a conversation about it. And he's like, yeah, it sucks whenever people don't appreciate it no more. And so that kind of like went in my head.

And I was like, you know what? I need to start, like, thinking about this more. So I did. I think the only thing that's keeping me back is this is my longest relationship. How long? Two. It's going on the three years. Okay.

But you guys have had on and off, right? Yeah, we've had on and off. And honestly, low key, I need you to tell me how, she's toxic. Yeah, I was waiting for that. Because you said that, but again, like, you haven't said it. She sounds amazing, dude.

Yeah. She does. Explain it, because I'm sure there's that. So, like, I'll want to go out with my buddies, right? And she'll be like, oh, can you just stay here? Like, it's not, like, super toxic, but, like, can you just stay here? And she loves you. Oh, she wants your time and attention.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God forbid. No, thanks. All right. Because you told us that she, that this new girl treats you like a king and your ex treats you like, treats you like a clown. So I'm trying to see where that's at. So she like talks to me like I'm dumb, right?

So like I'll like try to come up with a solution. And she just like kind of laughs at me. And then it would be like, no, I don't want to do that. And then she'll do exactly what I said. And I'm just like, want to just said that. Hey, the new girl's hot. That's called marriage, brother. No, dude.

You have to get off. I don't know, like, I want to help you. Yeah, we're looking for the bad in her. We haven't found it just yet. You're just explaining a girl. First of all, why is this a second break you guys take? What happened in the first break? Why did you guys take a break?

Okay, I'm not going to lie. I messed up, right? There it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I messed up. I have her call this, buddy. What's going on? All right, what's the second break?

So, yeah, what happened next? And so, and then she went out with Ellie even telling me, and I was just like, okay, cool. Like the respect isn't mutual there. So I didn't want to keep on with this relationship if she's not going to respect me whenever I have to respect her. Hold on, hold on. She didn't respect you by not telling you that she was going out. Did you tell her you talked to that girl while she was sleeping in the room?

Did you respect her by telling her that? I did tell her, actually. She like, because she texted me that this one night and she's like, she texted me the girl's name. And I was like, yeah, Ann. Oh, so you told her after she found out. didn't go tell her. Yeah, I guess basically. How'd she find out?

Honestly, I don't know. FBI. She probably heard her. She's in the room. Damn, she's playing asleep. Heard her what? Yeah, just conversating. Yeah, they're just talking about.

You guys haven't made out yet? You and that new girl? You can hear. I haven't even kissed the new girl, actually. She just treats you like a king. And my worry is that because you guys haven't spent too much time together, and it is only text that you may be. the love bombed right now.

Yeah. And so you may be wanting to give up on someone that essentially you've built a foundation with because things are not perfect. Yeah. Because there's other girls kind of showing you like, oh, new world. Yeah. You know, like she doesn't treat me like I'm dumb. Or maybe she hasn't found out that you're dumb yet.

Maybe. I don't know. I know I'm a little slow. All right. You fools help them. You know what? We need to get back to this dog situation. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Let's get back to this dog situation. What does Sparky think of all this? Yeah, we'll get the back to this dog situation. What's his name? It's Stokely, like, uh, Stokely's a Sump God. Stokely. What kind of? Like, Stee-Mast of Slam God, like his album, you know, Stokely.

Schmast is a Sun God. It's a rapper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. My mucus. What kind of dog is it? Stokely. He's a Cocker Spaniel.

Yeah. Like full Cocker Sondley, you better come here. Where was Stokely? when you were flirting with this girl and your girlfriend was asleep in your room? With me outside. Being a dog, y'all were being dogs together. He's like, who's this?

So when we talked to you yesterday on the phone, like after the show, you said that he's the only thing keeping you guys together. Like you know it's wrong to be with her. You don't, you feel like she doesn't appreciate all the money you spend and she wants

you to spend time with her instead of your boys and she's just she talks to you or she laughs when you tell her a solution and then she does she listens and then she listens yeah so that's the only reason because of the dog yeah I mean

I've been kind of thinking about it for a couple months too okay yeah this is just a natural thought you have yeah yeah it was it wasn't anything like big factors but like um kind of just how I was what was that nothing go ahead

keep on oh um it's just kind of just like I guess building up over the time and um so I don't know I don't know

I just I think it's time to call it at this point at the same time like I don't want to I don't want to hurt the girl you know but

you already did he cheated on her didn't you know oh the first time you said you messed up how'd you mess up I mean I was just I was texting girls

I didn't mess up. So that was, yeah, yeah, yeah, I messed up. That was my fault. I'll learn up to that. Okay. But, I mean, we're not even technically together in the first place whenever we're. Oh, he's doing that. Yeah.

I mean, we were waiting. She said, don't, you run out boyfriend and girlfriend until you ask me out, and I haven't asked her out. Yeah. So. Because he's valid. He's trying to get it all right. That's valid. No, I know what he's doing.

He's trying to get it out of life before, you know. How long have you been together? You said two years? Two, three years? Two years? Two years. Two years. going on three. Two years going on three.

Share our dog? Yeah. Okay, but not your girl. Y'all don't think logical. Hey, how'd you meet your girl? I might. How did you here? Yeah. Funny story. She's

one of my old homeboys girlfriend's sister. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. How old are you? Me, I'm 21.

Bro! Oh my God. Bro. How old is she? That's why I'm like, she's about a turn 20. Oh, she's younger. Yeah, she's younger. Oh, dude, the dog is the easy part, dog.

That's easy. There's these train tracks on Sanford on the road. No, no, no, no, stop, stop. It's the mountain. You can donate. You don't have to get rid of the dog. They want to keep the dog. Get rid of him.

That's her dog, too. Get rid of all evidence of all feelings. How's the new girl? Hold on 19. minus three. Yeah, cool. We hung out a couple times. How old is she?

No. Oh, she's 21, too. 21. Okay. 21, too. You have a whole life ahead of you. Hey, what's 10 plus 11? That's what my mom said, too.

So I was like, yeah, you're right. That's the wrong answer. Yeah. It's 21. It's 9%. Oh. Well, I wanted the right answer. Sorry, we're being meme guys over here.

Okay, bro. We need to help you out. You're 21 You want to leave your girlfriend But you guys share a dog According to you she's toxic I can't wait till 10 years happening You're like dang that was a really good girl

And your dad told you Amicoa I don't like her for you right Yeah he's seen how she talks to me and stuff Like that How because you haven't told Tell me so that I can be on your side I want to hear how she says it Please please

So my dad says like She does talk to you like demeaningly and like he said the same thing that I've seen You know Like what she said In her voice Say what she says to you Give us an example

Dude she's like I'll be like talking to my dad or something like that And she's like That's not how I fucking I fucking go Hey Or sorry I mess up like You know what I mean

Like I'm just like well okay Like sorry No I didn't hear anything Okay That's still She just sounds like I don't know I get it

Okay Yeah yeah yeah She just does it nod and say See would you like some dinner Yeah. Here's your plate. Here's your food. Abla.

Abla. She expresses herself. I don't know. She's talking like a 20-year-old. It's crazy. Kind of seems like a 20-year-old. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

Like, she's young. I get it. They're young, too. And this new girl, how does this new girl talk? I don't know. Sweater, I guess. She's nice. She's nice.

She's nice. She's not. She's not. She doesn't. She texts. So that's why he doesn't even know. Okay. But you guys have more in common.

You mentioned. You guys just have similar things that you like. Yeah, yeah, I mean, like, don't get me wrong, like, me and the other girl did, too. Did, I'm not helping yourself. But I'm a growing boy. What's the boy? Like, I felt like I could have acted myself around her, you know? Like, I would be like, oh, let's, because I'd be like, oh, I was.

He felt judged. Yeah, I'd be like, hey, let's do this. Like, come on, let's go and do this. And she's like, no. And then I'd have to say yes to, like, everything that she wanted to do. If not, it would hurt her feeling. She's brady, she's brady. You know what, Mike?

Honestly, you don't know who you are for like another few years. I'm going to say like 10 years. You think you know right now, but you don't know. He doesn't. I can't wait until you see her in 10 years and she's leveled up and she's married. She's bald. Yeah, she's not funny. But it doesn't matter because you still got to get your ish of.

She might Greg. Let's help our guy out, okay? How does he handle wanting to leave his girl for a reason to him? They mean a lot to him. Who cares what they mean to us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're older people right now. We're looking over it.

We were the old head's to him. We were his age at one time, okay? And we just wanted someone that was there to have fun and not say anything else, right? So that's what he wants. And he sees that in this new girl. Yeah. Okay. She's quiet.

When the ex is in the room, you shut your mouth when I walk. Is the new girl prettier? I like that. I like that. Is the new girl prettier than your ex? Ex. Okay. Yeah.

That's why he wanted. That's why he's like making use this. He found it. All right. Hold on, bro. He didn't mind being called stupid until he found somebody prettier. He's like, you know what? I feel like I'm being like demean.

This is a guy thing. He's 21. Should you leave the girl that you've been with? It's been two years. You share a dog. The dog is going to be the issue. And chase the hotter girl. Or should you stay?

What should he? he do and he's only 21 and he's only 21 did you ever think of it like that that maybe what you're seeing as oh she doesn't want you to go out with her friends is which your friend is because you're all going to bars and she can't go yet and i'm like yeah i understand which in alpasa i mean we have 18 and up like clubs so we'll go to those every now and then they don't hit the same yeah they're not the same yeah exactly it's so it's part of like your reason like oh like i can't do the things that i want to do with her Yeah, I mean, a partial reason, but at the same time, like, she can do whatever she wants.

Like, I'm not going to control. She can't go to 21 in a relationship. And you said she went out and you got mad. She didn't tell you, so she can't do what she wants. But I at least ask for her opinions first. Her opinion. Her opinion. Hey, what's your opinion about me going to the bar?

And then when she gives you it, you say she's controlling because she gave you her opinion that she didn't want you to go. I'm sorry, you're our homie. Yeah. And what party do you go to? No, yeah. He's our homie. What bar do I go to? Yeah.

I usually go to, like, whiskey dicks or... What the heck is that? What's that? He's in San Antonio. Oh. You go to that river walk area? No, no, I'm in the desert. I'm in El Paso.

El Paso. Oh, so, like, second street, right? He goes to Juarez. Yeah, like, yeah. Second street. He's seven and all that. It's because I be going to Mexico when she don't like it. All right.

You little guy. They have Hong Kong. He's a Chihuahua. one over there. Second straight is active. Chucotown. Okay. Let's go to Erica and Fontana.

What's up, Erica? Good morning. Erica. Good morning. Hi, Erica. Erica, talk to us. What would you tell our little guy, Mike, about his situation? Oh, my God, my guy.

Here, listen, you are 21 years old, and this girl is 20. And neither of you have reached the level of maturity to speak to each other in the respectful way. that they're expecting of each other. Yeah. So, you know, the moment that, you know, he says he's talking to this new girl, right? And she's sweet and, you know, she gives me the butterflies and all these cute things, right? Yeah, because it's new.

But what's going to happen in six months when she finds out you're dumb? Like, the last girl said you were. Like, you know what I mean? Like, who's to say that she's not going to think the same? It's because we're talking from knowing already, and he's talking for. or it barely happening, you know? He's like on the brink of experiencing all of it. Yeah, it's all that.

Yeah, and then, too, it's like, you got to think about yourself, my guy, like, what are you trying to do here? Are you trying to build a life with? And you're going to stick it through these times. Yeah. You know, there was like a service interruption on, like, all the other. I heard it. I got it.

All the good advice is getting, like, interrupted. It's crazy. Yeah. Okay. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you for calling. Thank you.

We have trouble with the phone, so we're just going to see what Pedro and Linwood has to say. Pedro. Good morning, Brown Bag. What's up, Pedro? Talk to us. How are you going? What would you tell our guy, Mike?

I would tell Mike to ditch both of these girls. So he's got two advantages. Okay. One, he's 21, and he could start going to clubs and bars. Yeah. Number two, he's got a dog. So he can go to dog park and meet. anymore girls. That's his dog with his

girl. He's saying if he leaves he don't have the dog anymore. Yeah, the dog stays. He can keep the dog and go to dog parks and bars. He can meet women two different ways. His dog can... That's game. That's game. Yeah. This guy's too young, man.

Too young to start falling for people and then the girl's disrespecting him. We don't even know how. No, he said he's disrespecting him. Okay. Yeah, but he's not saying how. He's not saying how. You're the one.

I'm saying it. He's probably disrespecting it really bad. And, you know, the dad's probably afraid to even. Yeah, he's probably afraid. He's probably afraid to sit on the radio. To repeat it. No, he doesn't want to, you know,

she hears it. And then next thing you know. He's in no pass. He doesn't, he doesn't want his homies to hear how he gets disrespected. Well, he tried. He doesn't want the homie.

He tried. He just cussed a lot. And it just sounded like she was giving him a girl answer. Not going to why. Yeah. I think he's afraid of her. Thank you, bro.

So, hey, drop them both and go willy-nilly at the bars and at the dog parks. Yeah, kidnapped the dog. Yeah. That was the 21. Jessica and Glenda. What's up, Jessica? Jessica. Hi.

Jessica, our homie Mike is 21 and he's wondering if he should stay with his toxic 20-year-old girlfriend-ex situation ship that stays at his house and was sleeping in the other room while he met a new girl. That's 21 hotter, better ingredients, Papa John's, all of that. And he wants to know should he leave, but they're going to have to share a dog or try to figure out what's going on with the dog because he shares one with his current ex-slash-situationhip girlfriend. His words. I think that he should leave the girl alone, the one that he shares a dog with. And I think he should let her keep her dog and let her and the dog go because poor girl

needs an opportunity to meet another man too. And I also think he should stop taking advice from his machismo dad because it's 2026. And if he keeps listening to that, he's going to have the same issues with every girl he meets. What makes up machismo, huh? I honestly no problems what he said. What did that he said? Because he was complaining that he pays for everything. And that she's not being appreciative enough.

But I don't even think that's the case. I think that's what the dad put in his head. And you know, the thing is he's not explaining so much. And it's like, we try to get a girl. We try to be like, all right, show us the toxic part. No. We try to get it. Or is it because it's not there.

Maybe. He's already said, I've been feeling like this for a while that I want to leave. This new girl's prettier. And like, oh, by the way, and I messed up before. That's why we broke up the first time. Oh, but she's so toxic. So toxic. You know, my dad told me.

My dad told me the way she talks to you. I don't like it. The dad was probably like, I guess you. Does she rub your feet? And then he was like, no. He's like, he's like, he's like, yeah. That's not a woman, Nicole. She bring you up here?

That's not a woman, Miko. Does she make you tortillas that's made a chos? Nope. No. Also, just bringing any other person besides who you are into it, like your dad's going to vouch for you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not going to tell you your faults. They're going to tell you, yeah, yeah, I get it.

Like, I get why, Mijo, she's not good enough for you. You're a king. Mira, Miko, necitas three. Yes. When I was your age. Me too. Hey, son, you don't got three. That's a problem.

Problem. Now was your age. It was your mom and her sisters. I'm kidding. Whoa. I know when your dad be telling you stuff, you're like, wait, you're with my mom at that point. Yeah. Like, what are you getting that?

Wait, what do you mean? When did this happen? Y'all right. Y'all got my date's wrong. Let's go to Ivan in Alabama. Ivan. What about, Ivan? Hello, bro.

I'm bad. What's up, Ivan? Ivan, you want to chime in to the situation with Mike? He's 21. He's a young guy. And he's figuring out. whether he should stay with his ex that they share her dog together or get with this new girl that's just like he just wants

she treats him nicer. So he feels like, hey, she treats him like a queen, a king, excuse me. This other girl treats me like a clown and doesn't let me go places. So I wonder, what am I doing? What am I doing here? What would you tell him, I'm in? All right, I think he should just kidnap the dog

and say the dog got ran over. Very Alabama. He finds a random dog. Yeah. It'll be all right. It'll be all right. It's a Cocker Spaniel. You can't find a random dog and like, I get what you're saying, like, post a photo or something.

Yeah, but he can spray painting and be like, oh, look, it got so messed up. It just died, you know? And then from there, um. Fakes the dog's dead. Yeah. And then from there. He's faking the dog's dead. I think.

That's kind of good. It's kind of tedious. Yeah. And then from there, I think, I think it's. He should test out how much that first girl really loves him because she would be willing to share him with that other girl. What? I think he should have both the dogs. I mean, both girls and the dog, you just want it all.

You know, they're young. Don't they share at that age? That's not a bad idea. In Alabama. We share everything. I got married. I got married at 21. Yeah, but did he have.

Have you have to share your wife? What? Did you have to share your wife? Well, this is in Alabama. I mean, I'm just giving advice. Wait, what happens in Alabama? Oh, because he's saying that's how they think we are. Because we're in California.

Don't you guys do that? Isn't everybody open with pineapples over there? Oh, no. That's how you see us? That's crazy. We deserve it. We deserve it for how we look at Alabama. True.

Yeah, aren't you doing your cousin? Yeah, well, my wife is my sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all the fault. I think we need a young person for a second. So I just can't get rid of her. Yeah, you know, I share her on my other brothers. What?

That's crazy. Just get some road kill. Even I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah, crazy boy. I've been in Alabama. It's a different world. Let's go to Alex and Reno. Alex.

Alex, you're, oh, you're 22. 22. Alex. Hello? What's up? What up? What's up? What you're doing, though?

What are you doing? I'll chop the other. What's the other? Yeah. What? Oh, hey. I'm just trying to, you know, hit the slots if you, you feel me? Oh, they're in Reno.

That's right. That's right. That's right. You guys did it a moment. Yeah. All right. Anyways. Anyway, anyways.

What do you got to tell Mike, bro? So I'm 22 with two kids and, like, I kind of like, can kind of relate to him. So, like, in order for, like, my girl and I to have two kids, we had to break up twice. So, like, I was telling him, better, though, like, I think that that food's the toxic one. I think he's just making excuses to, like,

really swerve away from, like, the real reason he wants to break up, which is that he wants to, you know, he's 21, he can go out to bars and stuff. So he just wants to go have fun and go clubbing while his girl has could have to like stay home. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Hey, you said that you had to break up so that you guys could have the two kids? For sure. Yeah. So you had to learn the heart, like, like without having her that she's the one for you. Yeah. Like one of the reasons we broke up was like a very like serious issue. It really taught us how to like, it taught us that we had to like be. alone but also like that

we were for each other like yeah we're really for each other yeah no I get it that's good in order to get healthy you know have two heart attacks before before have the scares oh yeah for sure you don't realize what you have to like a little strokey here and there you know just to get you

right it makes you appreciate your help a couple car accidents to learn how to drive let's get it I like it I totally get where he's going with this hey Mike and El Paso So on behalf of all over America, because you got people from Cali calling, people from Reno calling, you're in San Antonio, leave her. Yeah, leave her. Are you there, Mike?

Yeah. Get her sister. Yeah, you're right. No, you need to go. Drop one. And don't make it her fault. You want to break up with her right now? Oh, yeah, that's color.

You want to call her? No, no, no, no. Why not? No. I don't know if she's working. You let us break up with her. for you. We'll give you Bruno Mars ticket so you can't the new girl. There you go. Come on

Big Dog. Call her right now. Don't be it. You can't. Why? Come on do that to me. What do you mean? I really want to see Bruno Mars. Let us help you. You already don't like her. You say she's toxic. Your dad doesn't like her. Your dad don't like her. The other girl

is amazing and treats you like a king. You guys don't live together. No kids. The dog that you have, you're going to do what I even said you're going to get a roadkill and be like, hey, our Dog died, so you're going to take the dog. So there's nothing keeping you from breaking up with her unless you love her and she's actually like a really good person. So what is it?

I'm not going to say he's not a good person. But like I said, I've had these thoughts for a minute. And plus, I'm going to Air Force soon. So. Well, so there you go. So what does that mean? Yeah. Let's do it, man.

Come on. Let's do it. What's the number? What's the number? What's the number? Let's go. Sing when I was your mentor. Oh, my God.

You could be crying at a bro. Tell her right now. Say her name. I just be like, hey, it's over. There's a girl that I'm talking to. Yeah. That let go. It's all over.

All right. All right, Larissa, it's over. We're, I'm talking to, and then her, the girl I'm talking to his name Marissa. Larissa, Marissa. Oh. Yeah. My God, I have a thing for us, but. You have a thing for Issa.

Yeah. Yeah, Issa. It's a problem. Let her go. Let him go. Larissa. Larissa, where in what city? Las

New Mexico. Oh, not Las Cruises. Larissa with the Cocker Spaniel name Stalker. Stokely. Stokely. Stokely, come here. Your man wants you to live a better life.

Yeah, okay? She wants you, he wants you to have a good time. He's already getting ready for his good time with the girl named Marissa. He's 21, you can't go to the clubs. Sorry, girl. Unless cruises is really small, so it's probably only one Larissa there.

And his dad don't like the way you talk to him. So, like, there's also that. Don't come over ever again. And bro. Yeah. She doesn't, like, half my family, so. Oh. Oh, okay.

Yeah, see, it wasn't working. Let it out. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. You need to change the locks to your apartment because, for sure, she's going to hear this, and she's going to be like, what? And head over there.

Mm-hmm. And you and Marissa, we wish you the best. Thank you. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. Did you want to dedicate a song to Larissa at all, your ex? It's play when I was your man by. Bruno Mars, why not.

Isn't that a sad one? It is. Like, you want her back. That means that he... Like, he wants her back. He lost her because he didn't do... Yeah, he had to. Oh, yeah, you're right.

You're right. Yeah. It's okay. I think that's the truth. All right, here you go, Larissa. On behalf of Mike, over in Las Cruces? Yes. In Las Cruces?

Texas? Yes. New Mexico. She's in Las Cruces. And you're in El Paso? That's only like about 30 minutes away. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's not that far.

It's not that far. Does she drive to see you? She doesn't even have a car. Oh, she doesn't even have a car. She's a loser. Does she have a job? He needs you to level up because right now he has a future and you're not in it, okay? There you go.

There you go. Sorry, Larissa. The brown bag, LeBow. You have been traded. For Marissa. Wow. She's so toxic that she's made him think. that he's the bad one.

Yeah. Do you feel me? Whoa. Oh my God. I'm big of our guy, Mike. She's just so toxic. Because then that's why he wouldn't have dedicated this nice song of like, hey, I got to step out so someone gets to you better.

So she can grow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes. Maybe he's doing that. She's manipulated him so much. He wants her to have better. Yes. Okay. He needs her to change.

Our guy, Mike. Our guy Mike. And you're young. You're 21. You're young. You should be able to do. Mike. that stuff.

That is beautiful of you, Mike, to do that. Or he dedicated it to the dog that he's going to miss because they share a dog. Oh, yeah. You should have bought her more food? That part. The doggy part. Hey, we have tickets to see Bruno Mars live at SoFi Stadium, okay? We are playing Finish the Lyric by Bruno Mars.

We play a Bruno Mars song, and if you get it correctly, boom, you win the tickets. Like, Vic did, look. leave the door open I'm a leave Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa

Yeah The second part Was not mine That would never If you could do it The way Vig did it Okay We will give you those tickets

To go see Bruno Mars That's so fine Okay how Angie Ooh Ooh Ooh Kill them

That's what I was thinking Let's go to Tina In Long Beach Tina Tina. Hi. Hi, Tina. Tina, are you ready to win these tickets?

Yes. Okay, just like you heard it. I'm going to play a song. You're going to finish the lyric, okay? Once the music stops, you keep going, okay? Okay. Here's your song. Make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven.

Love you back. There's someone in the car with you, too, helping you sing. I hope you guys have a great thing. time unless you're not going to take a movie. Yes, they're going to have so much fun. Thank you guys. You're welcome. Nice. That was cool. Let's keep it going. They did that. Yeah, all right. You got another pair. I got another pair. Kristen, Kristen and Commerce. What's up, Kristen? Hello, good morning. Hello. Are you ready to play for these tickets to go see Bruno Mars at SoFi? Yes, I'm ready. Okay. Okay. Okay. I believe in you. You're going to finish the song after

the music stops playing, okay? Okay. All right. Catch a grenade for you. You know I'll do anything for you You're going to go to Sofai Stadium to see Bruno Mars But just don't sing in the videos that you take, okay? Oh my God, I'm shaking and I'm driving. I won this for my daughter. Well, that's dangerous. Don't shake and drive.

Yeah, that's really dangerous. I pulled over. I pulled over. Let's go. Shake and drive. Don't Drake and drive. All of that. Congratulations.

You're going to go see Bruno Mars. Oh, my God. I'm going to see Bruno. I'm so excited to. Thank you so much. Oh, my gosh. Look, tomorrow, we're going to do the same thing. We're going to give away tickets to go see Bruno Mars.

You want to be here. And it's Friday? It is. Friday tomorrow, not today. No. Okay. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Hey, big up to Long Beach. LVC. Long Beach has announced a couple things. You know, the mayor had a press conference. I believe it was. was earlier this week.

It must have been Tuesday. Yeah, it was Tuesday. And in that, not only did they announce that they're going to have a marathon burger coming to Long Beach. We talked to the marathon team. Amazing. We need up with Snoop and his son, his son, Corday. But they also announced that they have created a name for their team. Remember we talked about this last September?

Yeah. How they were looking for people to name the new team of Long Beach, okay? And they have came up with. What is it? And this will be like an MLB team, but like not like... Independent baseball. Okay, okay. It'll be the Long Beach Coast.

You get at LBC, Long Beach Coast? Okay. However, this team actually has two names. Wow. They said it will also go by its ultra ego. The Long Beach Regulators! Regulators! Wait, let's see.

That sounds familiar. Well, yeah, it's a song by Nadeau and Warren Eve, who's from Lange. Yeah, everybody knows that song. Come on. The team name sounds familiar. Yeah, the song. Yeah. It's the song.

It's a song. It's a song. I talked up from the movie. Yes. Regulators. Yeah. Mount up. So that's two things that it sounds familiar.

Is it a movie in Long Beach? No, it's a Western movie. Oh, okay. Oh, they got it from the song. Warren G. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But Vic isn't saying that.

He's not saying it's from the movie. He's saying it's from Brownback Mornings Parwin-06. Oh, okay. No, no, Brownback Mornings is a gang. Oh, all of us. Gang. I will give you this. We did talk about this story in September.

how Long Beach is looking for a team name for their sports team, their baseball team, and that they were asking fans, hey, you could submit 30-second videos and why we should name this team. And we're like, bro, just send in regulators the whole music video, right? Yeah. Look, I have a clip. Look, this is us last September. Right now, their name is the Long Beach Baseball Club, but they are looking for a new name. Warren G is part owner.

Easy. Regulators? Yeah. That's what I would have said to. Imagine like when the game starts, regulators. Mound up. We're a football just to figure this. Yes.

You regulate any stealing on this property. We're damn good, too. By the way, right here it says the song's called regulate. It is. It is. Okay. It is. Hey, mom, put on regulators, please.

We're going to a car show. Okay, but isn't that cool? Yeah. I know it's going to be called the Long Beach Coast. People are definitely going to call them that. I get the LBC. The logo is really. It looks like the college, the Long Beach University College logo.

Long Beach State. Yeah. Oh, like the lettering? Yeah, that's what they got. Super nice. And now they will also be known as a regulars. I wonder how long until people only call them the regulators that they're going to be like, right, it's going to take out the first.

It's already happening. Long Beach Coast. Oh, intimidating. They're not going to regulate anybody. But the regulators? But the regulators? Oh, we have to play them all. Hell no.

Hopefully they're good. Yeah. They're going to be great. Hopefully. They could just coast through the season. Oh, that's kind. I'm here tomorrow. Oh, good.

Stay here still, still. All right. That's a little local. Angie, there's cheese. Yeah, you guys, okay, I don't know if you guys remember, but French Montana Mistria. I can't even say. What? What?

He does that. You try to mix him with Rick Ross? Yeah. His Reyes. Yeah, I did. I did. I did. I did.

Well, that full, he's actually engaged to the princess of Dubai. Wow. What's her name? Her name is. Princess of Dubai. Do letty? No, you're right, you're right. No, but she's worth like three.

Her worth is like $300 million to $1.5 billion. She's like, she's rich, rich. And everyone always wondered how the hell did French Montana bag of Dubai Princess, right? And so he's actually finally speaking about it. Listen. It was one of my homeboys. He plugged me with her in Dubai. I just happened to be in Dubai.

I remember I had seen that she had put up that post where she divorced. somebody. I'm like, I like her. Because it takes a lot of, a lot of guts to throw that up. So she threw that up. I'm like, I like, I like, I like, I like, he was like, man, I know her. I'm like, he said he knew a girl that knew her. And I'm like, do what you got to do. So I knew a guy that knew a guy. Dude. What?

He made it sound so easy. Like, you know, I just, I knew a guy that knew a guy. She posted that she just divorced her ex-husband, which is also a multi-millionaire. Yeah. And then he saw it on Instagram and hit up his boy and then match made in heaven. The French is going to make me hate him. Why? He made it sound way too. Well, I just, you know, my man knew a man and then knew a girl and that's it.

Now, I have a princess. Yeah. It's not that easy, French. It's not that easy. It can't be. If not everybody would do it. I would be with somebody from Dubai right now too. You would be with Babe Hoodah.

Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, if it was that easy. It's not that easy. He's also French Montana. I know. Yeah, he got hits. Stop making it seem like it's so easy.

But it's not working. But it's like low-key. seeing a divorce post and you're like, yeah, I want her. Does that make him a prince? No. I think I looked it up and it doesn't. You looked it up? Wait, why?

Why did you look it up? I don't know. I want to be a prince one day. I feel like it would make him a prince. No, I don't think it does. If he marries her, it married? Yeah, because now he's like married into the family, into the kingdom. I mean, it's like, what's your name?

She's the duchess or something? Yeah. So, yeah. He would be the duchster. So he's something if he marries into royalty. Okay, so her name, I'm probably going to get it wrong, is Shika Mara. And her, so if he marries her, it would not automatically make him a prince. While he might gain status or a title with royal circles, becoming a prince in the ruling family depends on specific royal laws and decrees.

Oh, it's a lot more. If they had kids, maybe the kids are prince. Yes. By birth. Oh, yeah, the kids. Wow. The kids. Imagine your prince being French Montana.

Prince Montana Prince Montana Montana A little kid Han No they're engaged They got engaged last year He put a ring on it so bad

Dude yes No The ring that he got her It's worth 1.1 million dollars So he spent cash on that I'm taking a loan now Here's the thing Because he

Was with someone that was really Really popping too Her ex is like the man And then French, like, he probably has all the great qualities, but you always have to feel like, dang, you were with this person. Like, I got to, like, me up. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. He's got to go, like, I don't know. He won't buy nothing. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, no, I mean, he's unforgettable. No, but, like, imagine. What they're doing. His ring to her.

Yes. We'll probably have to cost more than the original. Oh, for sure. The price was all the way up, for sure. This is good. I know. They only have, like, one more song before they were not a song. Let me see how you do pop that.

Did he pop that question? No, he popped that question, you know. And when he saw the ring, it was no shopping. Ah. Unless you go to the mixtape days. Okay, I'm done, I'm done. Did he give her a bowl of mac and cheese? That's not.

That's the mixtape series. That's my little hip-hop that over there. All right, Angie, thank you so much. Yeah, that's it for a cheesema brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm part of one of six. And keep it here because, again, J. Cole dropped a new album. We're running through the song that got dropped

and telling you why people are calling him a fraud for it. I know, my little baby. And let's talk some hip-hop, shall you? Yes. Okay, so yesterday, J-Cole announced by dropping the cover art to his new album, The Fall Off, that, he's been teasing since 2020, 2016. Yeah.

It's been forever. He had, like, the whole setup of what he was going to do. But he had to tease this album. Clearly things kind of got in the way, like a beef with Kendrick, and all of that stuff that happened. Took some time off, mental health. I'm for it. Posted a photo of the cover art,

which happens to be his first setup when he started producing. Really cool. And dropped like a visual. It was a teaser at first with J. Cole at like a car wash with his car. Essentially doing like the life of a washed artist, so to speak, someone that's falling off.

Watching a glambo. While the narrator talks about like, yeah, people always talk about someone that fell off, but they never say, dang, that's the person that actually succeeded and got to the highest pinnacle. of success in the first place, which is very rare to do. That's where the narration went.

And then we got blessed with a track. Yep. Okay, before in the beginning of the music video, which I'm sure he's had ready to roll out, he says in a little message to fans, for the past 10 years, this album has been handcrafted with one intention, a personal challenge to myself to create my best work. It reads in part, to do in my last, what I was unable to do in my first. I had no way of knowing how much time, focus, and energy it would eventually take to achieve this. But despite the countless challenges along the way, Kendrick, I knew in my heart I would one day get to the finish line.

I owed it first and foremost to myself. And secondly, I owed it to hip-hop. So he's here saying, like, hey, this might be my grand finale. And I've been waiting if I didn't know what it was going to be. Yeah. But I've been working at it. And here it is for you. He dropped a song called disc two, track two, track two telling us already. telling us already there's going to be two sides to this album, which for J-Col fans, we're all for.

And here is the song where he wraps in reverse. And I don't mean like, you're from a refrain yet? I mean, like, he's telling a story in reverse. Check this out. I persevere through the worst. My thirst to adhere is a curse. My life I see it in reverse. I first appeared in a hearse.

The driver's steer to the church. My grandkids carry the coffin to the altar as they burst in the tears from their shirts. The tears rise to the side to the face And into their eyes It's piercing where hurt Fast forward 60 years I got births To the year

My purpose is clearest to murk Whoever dare flirt with death The best alive And what you now hear is the word The inspiration It goes on and on to his birth To even before And it ends there

Think of like a Benjamin button It's a movie that goes backwards The music video It's framed really really awesome Shout out to Scott Laser Their video director For a long time The way that they managed to do it

It goes back in time from him passing to him getting married, to him rapping, to him being a kid, all of that. But he's not the first to rap like this. Many are mentioning how he is, which we know, he loves himself some Nas, that he is trying to be like Nas, who has this song rewind off Stomatic. I spit his story backwards,

the stars at the end and the bullet goes back in a gun. The bullet holes closing his chest up a d'naguer. Now he back to square one, screaming shoot, don't please. Put my fifth back on my hip. It's like a BCR rewind in the hip. And I'm like, you can't let this guy win for nothing. I know.

There's like nitpicking every little thing. Something's already already been done. Yeah. I think it's him. Not being you under the song. Yeah, I think it's him challenging himself to do these things that he loves about hip hop. Yeah. And maybe one thing that he loved about hip hop was a song like Naz's.

What I will say is that Kendrick did something very similar, man at the garden where he kind of like interpolated one mic. And people are like, oh, he's paying homage. Oh, it's hard. And then all of a sudden, when J. Cole does it, it's like, oh, he's copy. I don't like that. I don't like that. Let me stand up.

They're both inspired by. Yeah. These are like my two debts. Yeah. Weird. But it was hard to, it's hard for the beefed. I get you. Okay.

But I think with Kendrick, he didn't necessarily straightforward go with the one mic thing. I think the beat was like, hey, this is kind of like, I feel one, like it went with the same feeling. This is a concept. This is the same concept. It's the same concept. It's the same, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Speaking of, there's so much with the song itself, the song that he dropped, also has Drake fans a little bit riled up because the beat itself seems to be a beat that was supposed to be on the Kanye West and Drake, a collab album that never happened. So this is the, clearly this is track two, excuse me, dis two track two. I persevere through the worst. My thirst to adhere is a curse. My life I see it in reverse. But reportedly, allegedly,

Drake and Kanye were going to come out with an album. It was going to be called Wolves. And in 2016, there was even a billboard out here in L.A. that says Calabasas is the new Abu Dhabi with a logo of OVO and a logo of good music, which is Kanye's, to say like something is coming. They had a fallout. It never happened. I'm wondering if then Drake gave it to Cole.

Gave the beat? Yeah. Yeah. There's stuff up in the air, you know? That would be crazy. Eddie. And this is so cool because I love this moment for J-Cowl fans because this is when they get into like their top-tier nerd. Like we hear.

We hear. We're dissecting stuff. It drops February 6-26-26 this year. Yeah. 2-6-26 is what he reps. No, no, legit. He reps Fayetteville, North Carolina. There's an army base there, I believe.

And it's like the 26 infantry something. And he always reps the 2-6. Oh, and 2-plus 6 is 8. And if you turn it the other way, it's infinity, which is forever. Wow. See, I'm telling you, we're here. We agree, we're nerds and we're here. But they also dug up what could be Jake Cole's Finsagram.

What could be his burner account, because this burner account posted the same album artwork back in 2020 and said first setup. This is the photo, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they even posted three days ago printing that photo. Yeah, it has to be that. They posted three days ago that the photo was printing, which seemed like album packaging. Oh. The name of his Finster.

The fall off, the fall off. Yeah. Just saw it. I like it. You let him have his little fake Instagram account, okay? Only one that has that picture. Yeah. He would have to meet it.

His other, he only has four photos up. One of them is Drake. Oh, he still has it? They're homey. Well, what things like Carter? He's in the middle of Drake and Kendrick. Yeah. So does he have a picture of Kendrick?

No. He shouldn't have a picture of Drake, too? Well, no. He was on tour with Drake. So what? That's who got you in trouble. He did. And then he backstabbed you and talked smack about you on a song.

He didn't talk smack. Let's be clear. Kind of. Drake did not talk smack about Jacob. Ew. Is this me defending Drake? Yeah. No, no, no.

No, no. He did not. He just said, oh, J. Cole lied. Your stuff is whack to Kendrick. He's like, J. Cole's going to say that, like, I'm not going to say sorry like Jay Cole said sorry essentially is what you're saying This was after the tour. This was after the tour.

That's what I'm saying. The picture's going to be up there. He was about to do a whole collab with Kanye and then they got mad and then everything's down. So it's typical Drake to be upset after that. See, boom, got it back. Saved it. Jay Coles, the fall off drops to 626. That's February 6th, 2026. Ladies or gentlemen, if your girl or man is a.

a J. Cole fan. They're going to be locked up in there. Oh, yeah, for sure. They don't even have an addict. They're going to be locked up in there listening over and over again. But that's the time that J. Cole fans love. So I'm excited for it. I'm excited for it. Big up, big up. All right, let's get into money move. All right, influencers, influencers, streamers, all of that. We're looking at you because supposedly what you guys say online really isn't true. Take Mr. Beast for example, doesn't this full have like candies and everything? He has the

Feastables. Feastables. Oh, dang. I think he has he has lunches too. You know how we had the, what are the lunches that? Oh, lunchebles. Yeah, he has that. That's a feastable. No way. No, but he also has Huh? Lunchlees. Lunchlees. Yeah, and the feastables is the bar.

Oh. What? Yeah, come on. He's a crazy guy. Yeah. He's a chocolate. Yeah. He also clearly has done a bunch of stuff where he does a lot of charity where blows a lot of money to help people like build houses get clean water, all of that. I think he even had a competition show where people had to do like crazy like

challenges in order to win money. They won an island. Beast games. He was just walking around New York City and the street giving people $1,000. He's like, I'm just going to see who takes it. Well, maybe he should stop doing that. Why? Because according to Mr. Bees, he says he's currently negative money in his bank account.

He says they're like, you're a billionaire and I'm like, that's net worth. I have negative money right now. I'm borrowing money. That's how little money I have. Technically, everyone watching this video has more money than me in their bank account if you subtract the equity value of my company, which doesn't buy me McDonald's in the morning. I. He's so full of it.

He's so full of it. He's so white. He's so white. Yes. Why? Because, like, he's very smart with his finances. Yeah. His form of not having money is like, would be all right.

It's no, because he's not, because he's smart, he's not using his own money. So he's in a lot of debt, but it's good debt. He's not mentioning that. Yeah, maybe he doesn't have like a bunch of liquid cash, but he knows what the hell he's doing and he's rich. He can't say he. I don't know. I didn't hear that in that comment. No, he's rich.

Okay, I took him more so. Okay, so his real name is not Mr. B's. It's something else, right? His company is called Mr. B. So he's not paying himself. Therefore, he's broke. Probably. But Mr. Bees himself is.

The company, yeah, we'll buy him and Donald. He said, people look at my network. That's not how much I make. But he's so agreeing that the Mr. Beast you're looking at is his network. He's not saying that's my company. That's not me. The owner would be like his mom or something, right? Like that would own it and they would be technically.

Yeah, no. He's white. He's rich. He knows his finances. He knows his finances. Leave it off for someone like me that doesn't know stuff like that. But fool, like, come on. You have money.

I thought we could relate. I thought I was like, oh, you too? Yeah. I got everything under my mom's thing. He's like, I'm negative a billion dollars. Do you know my line of credit is only a billion dollars? Can you believe that? You guys? I have to pay that back someday.

It's like, come on, bro. Because he knows the loophole. Yes, exactly. You guys were thinking better than me because I thought maybe he's being sued and he's saying like, I'm broke, baby. Like, I ain't got no money. I mean, that too. White people don't like to flaunt their wealth. They're like, no, these are, I got these at Costco.

I got these shoes at Costco. Yeah. They had a deal. Wholesale. Yeah. Or he's really bad. bad with money. No, or he just can't keep it because you're Mr. B's bro.

Nah. The amount of money he's dealing with, he gets advice. He has advisors. Yeah. Like he probably have assets, but maybe you don't have money. That's what he said, Luca Cash. Kanye has said that in the past. He's been like, I'm broke, I'm going bankrupt, all of that.

He's mentioned that in the past. So then it's like, okay, I don't know. I don't know what that means to you. I mean, it's kind of like. Or maybe rich broke is different than poor broke. Of course, because it's more. More about your access to cash, like access to assets, like, rather than like the actual amount of money that you have in your account. So is he Pobrecito?

Yes or no. Does he have money or not? He has access to like a billion dollars and billionaires everywhere that will fund anything he wants to do so he can never really be broke. So then why did he say that? Because technically he wants to set it up that way. He has cash then. Or there's something coming up. He says that he can't even afford. It's a promo for something possible.

He said he can't even afford a cafecito from McDonald. I'm sure he can. He said that. He could walk in there and then they'll just hand them because he's Mr. B's. He's past the point of needing money. Mr. B. Someone that's given so much is not, no, I'm sure he's all right. And he gives out stuff for free because that's a tax write-off.

Yes. You guys. Yeah. Why don't we do what they do? We're not right. You know how we go to. On a smaller level. How do we do it?

Like we helped the lady at Christmas, remember? Yeah. Yeah, we helped her. But how do we get like that, Con? Like what? Like, we need more subscribers, more listeners, let you. So if you guys are out there, tell a friend. Yeah, please.

W's in the chat. Yeah, for a while. Or you can give me like $10,000. I'll give you like $200 back maybe. I'll do some transfers. No, I got your idea concrete. Yeah. And when we're that rich, when we're billioners,

are we going to say we're billionaires? No, I'm broke. I wouldn't tell you anything. What? Subscribe. I wouldn't be here. Because we're broke. I too cannot afford a copy in the mornings.

Kanye once said billionaires don't wear chains. And I was like, whoa, that's interesting. Whoa. Oh, I don't get it either. All right. While we all have chains in here. All right. As funny bo is brought to you by your Toyota dealers.

And now it's time to get studious with our studious fool. Hey, Scott. Hell of studious. What's nine plus ten? Turn your life? Look at this studious fool. Perritos, are you walking around like Mr. Beast right now with no money in your account? Yes.

Yeah, broke. Do you wish you were a millionaire? Well, I'll tell you right now, it's your fault, Territos. You know what you got to do? You got to wake up, levantate, wipe those eye buggers off your eyes, and make your bed. It only takes 30 seconds. Study says that if you make your bed every day, you are 206% more likely to become a millionaire. What?

The study may be done on only white people because I've been doing my bed for the last 40 years, and I'm not even there yet. I'm not even scratching the thousand air. Actually, my friend, you know that you just stumbled upon something that they've talked about that a lot of these studies and researches, like, you know, it's like men do this or women or this or something like. They're mostly done with white like subjects. Yes.

So we don't know if that would be true for other ethnicity. That's what I figured. So the testing group might have been. Right. No, but I also think that if you do wake up and you do something positive and you take a first task, then you're able to accomplish the rest. It says that small actions don't make you successful, but they

shape those that are coming forth. Yeah. Oh, I like that. Because it gives you that sense of accomplishment. Like, I just made my bed, boom. Boom, let's go. Win, number one win for the day. Yeah, like, now it's my second win for the day. You know what I'm saying? The thing is, how do you make, you know, I can't make the bed because my... Your girl's in it. My girls in it

with my kids right now. So I can't make it. What about another tour? Could you watch your dishes before you leave? We do that night. Okay, could you? Because if not get in the omigas. Could you clean up the salad, the sala before you leave? You know what? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I could probably do that. Yeah. Just pick things off the floor before you leave. Yeah. Nikki told me, can you also take out the trash? That's every Tuesday.

And Kai does that. My son, uh, Kay. Oh, that's his chores? That's his chore. All right. Thank you for that. My studio. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Hello, studios. Look at this studio. It's full. All right. Let's go to this deportee, fool. All right.

Look, Lebron is quoting a hip-hop. in his latest interview, but he's sounding more like a dramatic Aweilita. What? All right, so LeBron was being interviewed in the locker room after a game, and he was asked if he still cares about basketball the same, and if he puts the same amount of effort in. Do you want to answer that before we hear his answer? And...

Does he? No. No? But that game, it was weird because he did have 31 points, 10 assists, and 9 rebounds. So it's a great game for anybody. But this was his response to his level of effort this season. I would never disrespect the basketball gods. I mean, my son is right over there, so I can't afford to cheat the game ever.

And I would never do that. And I've got to set an example for him over there too. So, you know, as Jay-Z would say, if you can't respect that, your whole perspective is whack. Maybe you love me when I fade to black. As in the words of the great Aristotle. So he's quoting December 4th by Jay-Z where he says this line. You can't respect that your whole perspective is whack Maybe you love me when I fade the black

Oh my If you can't respect that your whole perspective is whack Maybe you love me when I fade the black Now I love hope because he's a Sagittarius And that's very us Or maybe very And he's a Capricorn like me I don't know why he acts like that bro

He's such a pick me He's such a pick me You don't appreciate me now Maybe you appreciate me when I fade When I'm not hearing When I'm dead That's a mom That is a mom

Maybe I should just die right now Yeah exactly Appreciate me. That's how he's acting. Mejor me go. Yeah. Me moro. That's how he's acting.

It's like, bro, like, you're a billionaire, dude. Just, just chill, God. He wants to be appreciated for his day. We do appreciate you, but you know what happens when you, like, overstay your invite? They're like, yeah, y, y, yeah. People start doing other things. Like, oh, man, so what are you going to do today?

Oh, great, like, when you smash your girl, like, so, man, what are you going to do? for the rest of the day. That's how it is with Bra right now. That's it. Brown, you did us right. Now get the hell out of you. You were great.

You're going to make somebody else very happy. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Play golf, brother. Oh, my, povrecyt. Thank you so much for that. Dramatico. I like it.

All right. Keep it here.