Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 639 His Soccer Balls are Going to be Very Lonely ⚽| Brown Bag Mornings (01/16/26)

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

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Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Buenos Diaz, Buenos Lillas. Hey, this weekend we celebrate, or not celebrate, remember, 32 years since that Northridge earthquake.

We're going to talk more about that at 830, okay? But from a natural disaster to a man-made disaster, let's talk. talk about ice. All right. I've got to big up the LA, LA County who's moving forward with a major new proposal that could reshape how federal immigration enforcement operates over here. So the LA County Board of Supervisors unanimously, unanimously directed county attorneys to draft an ordinance that would create so-called ice-free zones. All right, what this is is not like safe zones, not like, hey, if you're getting, for lack of a better turn, chase. by ice, go to this zone and then boom, they can't touch you, right? No, it's more so to make sure

that ICE does not even come to these areas, to make them staging areas, processing locations, or operational bases for civil immigration enforcement actions. You know, we saw it especially heavy last June, where they were kind of everywhere. We didn't know who was working with ice, who was not, what type of places these were. But according to this new ordinance, they have up to 30 days to draft up places where ice would be barred from using county facilities. Think parks, clinics, libraries, or other public spaces. The reason for this being is clear, like we all see it with our family, with ourselves, with people that we know and we love.

No one wants to go outside. They fear that even if they go to the library or to the doctor, we've seen it. Like there's video of someone being taken from a hospital, you know, or them trying to keep people out, certain enforcement agencies out from a hospital where they were trying to grab somebody that was inside. So this is basically going to set the precedent of, hey, these things are county-owned.

Yeah. This is not federal. This is county-owned. And this is going to be an ice-free zone. All right? There are people that are opposing it saying, like, you can't really get in the way of federal enforcement. How much of this is you blocking us from doing our duty?

And on the other end, it's like, of this is us allowing for a space for people to feel relief that if I go here, this stuff won't happen to me. Yeah, there should be that because it's like, man, like, no matter what's going on, like, people should always get care. If people are afraid, they should be able to go to police station. Like, it's like certain human things that everybody should have a right to. You shouldn't have a fear of doing that, you know? And with what we've seen, it's just too much. I saw videos yesterday of like freaking roofers getting taken in the city of Monabello.

And it's as much as it's everywhere. And we may think like, oh, well, June we were hit really hard. It still, it hasn't stopped out here. It hasn't at all. Yeah, 100%. Yesterday I went to the Commerce Center and I didn't recognize any of the vendors. And I was like, wow, last time I was here, there was way different vendors. And I was like, huh, like, I couldn't find this place in this place.

And then my girl was like, like, babe, they're probably like not wanting to go outside. And I'm like, that is so heartbreaking. Yeah. It's really sad to see, bro. If I'm completely honest, I couldn't stop thinking about, not for nothing, I couldn't stop thinking about

the diary of Anne Frank and how they would hide people that were being persecuted and taken just for what they believed in and people were hiding them in addicts and homes and like I'm just thinking of stuff like that nowadays, you know? It's a sad situation.

And for anyone listening, if you have that anxiety, if you have that fear, I know I have that every time my dad steps out And not for nothing, my dad has paperwork. So to me, I'm like, in a perfect world, to be like, no, you should not even trip. But I still do every single time.

So if you have that same fear, that same anxiety for yourself, for your mom, for your dad, for your deal, for your brother, cousin, boyfriend, girlfriend. I pray protection over you today, okay? And I know that's serious, but, hey, it's our life. So that's what we're talking about. It's don't you know I'm local? And again, at 830, we'll talk about that Northridge earthquake

that broke my teacup set, really sad about it. But we got some cheese man. was going down. Yeah, you guys, it's time to get uncomfortable. Yay. Because we're talking about someone stinging. Oh. Michael Jackson's stinging, you guys.

What? MJ's? I know, I know. It sounds disrespectful, but Blaine, Jackie, Harry, okay? So she's actually the, she's an actress. She played the mom in sister sister. I love her. Yeah, that's all you have to say.

Yeah. Oh, sister mom. I, boom, picture of the face. Okay, so she was saying a story about Michael Jackson stinging. Like one of the things that Michael Jackson was always getting accused about was like he's always lying about his sickness. Oh, he's vitiligo. Yeah, right? And people never believe that.

They say he bleached his skin. Yeah, they always accused him of that. But Jackie has a story that proves that Michael Jackson was actually sick and it involves his thingling. Listen. Everything was true down there. What you mean? What they said about Mike down there? I don't want to be sued, though.

Come on. It has spot on it. That's all I'm saying. He got a birth mark on his. I don't know if it's a bus. He's a nice cat. Oh, my. But she said when she saw it,

because apparently they were, they hooked up, dated, didn't confirm it, but hey, how else do you see his thingling? I don't know. I mean, you never know with him.

And she saw it in the light. Might have been moonwalking and just said, you know, like a little show. What did they ever say about Michael down there? Exactly.

I've never heard anything about that. I've never heard anything about it down there. Everything was true. It's true. It's like, what are they talking about? It was being like in circles, other circles that were not involved in. She didn't mention she had a home girl that sang backup for him. So that's how she knew him, but she known for a long time.

And then she said that when she saw it, there was a spot on it. But it wasn't a birthmark. So I guess to mean that it was changing color maybe? Yeah, there was a spot on it. Not a birth mark. Wow. Yeah, Michael. That's it.

Sometimes. Not a birthmark, but a spot. I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. Meaning, oh, yes. That's scary. That's scary. I don't know. Allegedly or whatever, right?

What do we have to say? Allegedly. Allegedly. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't want to know those things about celebrities. Same. But, I mean, this is proved that maybe he was really telling the truth. He was sick and not bleaching.

But also it's like full, like, come on. He's passed away. Maybe he missed a spot. Maybe he was trying out of bleaching. Hey, Con, I think you're spot on. Says alpico, the bleach, you know. I know. Okay, well, I don't, can you actually bleach down there?

What? No. I don't know. I don't know. Why don't you do it over the weekend? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know if you're on Monday, Hedgis. Anybody could do anything, but it's like, I don't know if you're supposed to. Oh, goodness. Well, no, no, no, no, no. It's just TMI. It is TMI. It is TMI. I never knew.

I never wanted to know. But now I can't unknown. Angie, you should lead with, hey, after this story, you will never think about Michael Jackson the same. And, like, I can't even picture him hooking up with the mom from sister-sister. Me neither. I also don't know if they hooked up. She didn't say they hooked up. Everything was true down there.

What's you mean? What they said about Mike down there? I don't want to be sued, though. Come on. It has a spot on it. That's all I'm saying. He got a birthmark on his. I don't know if it's a bath mug.

He's a nice cat. He's a nice cat. She just replied me. He's a nice cat. Yeah, she ended it with that. He wrote PYT about me. Whatever. Anyway.

Maybe. No. Maybe. He said Dirty Deanna. Yeah, I was Dirty Diana. Next question. All right, that's it, but she's been brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback mornings.

I'm Pran 106. All right. Let's move over to some hip-hop news. Hey, big up to Murtab beats. I got the chance to talk to him at Coachella this year. But if you don't know who Murtabees is, he has done some incredible songs that you know. and you love. First of all,

Drake is like his number one fan. Free. No. He's done a bunch of records. He's done a bunch of records. He's done records for Migos, records for Drake, records for Nikki Minaj,

Cardi B, and a record for our guy, Nipsey Hustle. But according to Merta Beats, the song that he has done for Nipsey, he's not too big of a fan of. Check this out. Anytime you go to like any sport event,

you know what I'm saying? Like, it's a fucking legacy song. But I don't know, He's just, like, so old. I remember, like, when Nip told me he was going to, like, drop the album that was on there. Like, that was, like, one of the first songs I made when I came to LA, like, 2014. Wow. And then, like, yeah, like, 2018, he told me he was using it.

He's like, yo, if you want to touch with the beat, I was like, man, I don't even know where the files are, bro. Just just leave it, man. Talking about all my life. Right in all my life. That's great. Incredible song, bro. It's huge. They play it in stadiums.

Every single weekend, every day. Like, yeah. Yeah, that's Instagram. All the time. That's, that's like a record. Bro, when he said, and I'm assuming, because Nipsey dropped the album so much later, if he did it in 2014, yeah, if the album dropped, what, 2018? Yeah, yeah.

So that's like, I guess, like, the longest weight that he's had to do. He's probably used to, like, he's done motorsport for me, goes, I'm just dropping it right quick. He's done nice for what for Drake. Oh, just drop that, like nothing, right? But the fact that, like, Nipsey kind of weighted, which was a thing about Victory Lap in itself. He was long awaited. He probably felt like, oh, people are not going to like it. You start second-guessing your own stuff.

Yes, you're getting your head. It's a great song, though. For sure. As a producer, you just learned so much as the years go by. So he's probably like, oh, I would have changed this, right? I would have changed that. Oh, for sure. But it's like, bro, you didn't need to change anything.

It was perfect for Nip. He loved it and he made a great song. Yeah. Cotton, you knew him when he first came out here? Yeah. They actually knew Murdobeats when he first came out. I met him at the studio with Migos. Oh, amazing.

Yeah. I was shooting content at the time for Migos. and he was there and he was like, I just came to LA, bro, so I'm trying to get some work, and I was like, yeah, good luck, man. He's like, I think he's Canadian. Yeah, he's Canadian.

I just got here from Canada and I was like, word. And, you know, he's like some white dude. And I was like, you're making beats stuff? He's like, I'm killing it out here. I was like, all right, cool, man. Good dude. He's, you know, been making bangers for a really long time. Great guy.

Worked his butt off. And, you know, so big up to him. Yeah, and if you never seen him, he looks like Jack Harlow. He does. He does. He does. I confused him. Wait, but he said that Nipsey was one of the first artists when he came to L.A.

That was like, hey, let me work with you. And this is probably before he got that lineup of songs that he, that we know and we love him for. So it just, like, it just shows, I guess, the wherewithal of Nip to be like, yeah, let's do, let's go here. Let's work. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. It's just petty.

I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Hey, pretty. Petitist. Step up to the plate. Pamela Anderson. Kids, if you don't know who to Pamela Anderson is,

ask your dad. You're not wrong. Your mom. Look at his playboy. And your mom. Ask your dad. All right. Pam Anderson may be being petty

or it could be the wife of her ex-husband, Tommy Lee. That could be the petty one. We're going to decide it today, okay? And kids, if you don't know who Tommy Lee is, ask your dad. No, ask your mom. Wait, wait.

No, I don't know that your mom watched the video. Everybody watched that video. I didn't watch the video. I didn't watch the video. What video are you talking about? Vic. David watched the video.

Did you watch it? No, I just heard he has a 10-foot pole. But you said everybody watched it. Yeah. Like, everybody in the 90s. It's a figure of, figures. Everybody's seen it. Everybody heard about it.

Yeah. The video heard around the world. Ask your dad. All right. They were married, had two kids. The kids are in their upper 20s right now. Okay. About to get married.

It's a beautiful time, but not for Pamela Anderson, who went on an interview and said, well, they actually asked her, do you think that you and Tommy Lee, who she hasn't spoken to no matter how hard she's tried? Yeah. Do you think you guys would have a better relationship if his wife wasn't in the way? And this is Pamela Anderson's response to that question. I do. He's a real romantic. He's very dedicated to his wife. And I think that he just doesn't want to cause any waves.

Right. I don't know, but I don't like it. I like, I like, I wish we had a better relationship. Yeah. I haven't spoken to him in a long time. Especially for the kids. And I, just with the kids getting married. Yeah.

Oh, stop. Oh, my God. I miss him. Hey. She's like, oh, my God, it's so hot and sexy how loyal he is to his wife. Yeah, you know, it's just, she probably didn't get that Tommy Lee. You know, I'm saying. Oh, maybe.

I don't know. But maybe she likes that he's so respectful. Like. Yeah, that it's hot, how respectful he is right now. It's so hot. That he won't talk to her. He's married to a woman named Brittany Furlin. And she is, according to the internet, she's a comedian and internet personality.

She's beautiful, too. She's cute, yeah. But I know she's like, none, I still know you're Pamela Anderson, and he's Tommy Lee, and there's that video. And I knew how much you guys loved each other back in the day when you were married. It's so funny because Pam Landersons tried to get him to think about her. Here's what she's done, according to her. I always ask about him. I tried to send him pickles.

I try to stay in contact. He rejected your pickles? No, my kids just said, Mom, just, you know, I don't know what it is. Just, I have to stay out of it. He likes pickles? Apparently, she still remembers that. Yeah. Who's petty here?

Is it the wife for keeping Pamela away because how much she missed her, her egg? Or is it Pamela for trying to send him pickles? Pamela. I think Pam. You know, I missed him and, you know, if she wasn't there, it would be fine. She's sending out a bat signal right now, even with this. Like, come on. She's being petty.

Yeah, signal. I love because she's so, her voice is so sweet, and she's like, yeah, if she wasn't in the picture, I think we'd be getting along. Oh, do. He's a real romantic. He's very dedicated to his wife, and I think that he just doesn't want to cause any waves or maybe. I don't know, but I don't like it. I like, I wish we had a better relationship. Yeah.

I haven't spoken to him in a long time. Especially for the kids. Stop! Girl, pass! That I miss some part is crazy. Yeah. Yes. And, you know, she hasn't really moved on since they broke up. She dated Liam Neeson for a little bit. They kind of talked reportedly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, like... Promoting the movie. It's part of the promo. It's part of the promo. Do you promo that you're dating with someone from Kleeka? No. Oh.

Yeah, me and Duno are actually... A thing. All right. Is Pam Anderson Petty or is it justified for her to be acting this way? With pickles and with interviews and all of that. I'm going to say it's justified because she sounds lonely. and she just needs like her ex back in her life. No.

No. Why? Brough, build a border around our house. You are not coming in ladies. Leave me alone, buddy. Yeah, but they got kids together, right? Yes. That's different.

In that interview, she made a point that they have kids together so they're always going to be connected for life. No. Nothing to do with. I miss you? They're not kids. They're not. They have no reason to talk anymore. They're like 20 to make.

God forbid, right? God forbid, yeah. They're going to meet at the wedding. Yes. I would want Nikki to still talk to me. Like, yeah, God forbid, you know. But would your new wife, no. There you go.

She would have to deal with it. You're lying. You're lying. This is the love of my life. Please. Show some respect. She's the love of my life. I just to think she's being petty.

I think she's being petty. Petty and pretty. Pretty and petty. Pretty. Pretty. Pretty. Pretty an ad. Let's get to scroll it.

Scrolling with all me. All right. If y'all have been on Instagram, y'all have seen it. Everybody posting photos in the Valencia filter. That was popping in 2016. It's a trend to go back in time with 10 years. And we're going to do it right here to 10 years when this was popping.

Still popping. I'm still popping. I try not to shimmy. It's also the year that we got. Black Beatles. Oh, viral meme music. Bruh, what about this one? Penda, pendup, bend up, brand.

Shout out, designer, man. Shabara, how much, I don't know. Banger. Banger. Bangers on banger. Work, work, work, work. Banger. So everybody's posting their photos.

It's like a carousel on Instagram. If you haven't done it, do it already. Bruh, I don't know how people are finding these photos. Because I have the, like, a phone that I got last year. and it just goes back to last year. Oh. Yeah. Oh, you haven't downloaded your cloud?

No, no, no. I think that would take up to a space. I get, like, the cheapest option. I don't get the one terabyte memory, bro. Damn. My app still have to download from ICloud as I touch on it on the screen. I got the lifetime cloud. Wow.

Okay. You have that? Rich. Yeah, no. Well, he's a content creator. Yeah, I need it. I need it. Oh, it's a text right off.

You know, man. Be my friend. You are. I guess 2016, what were you guys doing? What are your posts going to look like? What's the Vick? I realized how uncool I was in 2016. That's why I haven't posted a photo.

I was selling cars and just like, I was down on my luck. I was down on my luck so bad. You sold cars too? Yeah. Yeah. It was miserable, huh? Oh, dude, I was putting people on 1,000 month plans. 84 months.

For just $47,000 down, you can take that Civic home, buddy. Look at you now. Look at you now. Hey, big up to our guy, Umberto, because his 2016 throwback, that was amazing. Umberto. I didn't see it. What is it? In 2016, what happened to you, bro?

2016 was the year after I got into my accident, so I was recovering from my accident. Yeah. Oh, wow. And he said, like, he wasn't going to let himself become a fully disabled, like they had told you you were going to be, and he pursued his dream. Really? So initially the doctors told me I wasn't going to walk. So they offered me full disability, but I declined it. I told them no.

Like, they gave me the paperwork and everything. And I just said, no. I just felt like in me, like, I had more in me to give. Oh, I'm getting emotional. But yeah. It's okay. It's an emotional show, right? It's an emotional show, Umberto.

Go ahead. I don't know. I just felt like I put way too much before my accident, like, into, like, exercising and doing everything that when it happened and the doctor told me I wasn't going to do it. Like, in me, I was just like, I'm not going to let somebody tell me, like, what I can and cannot do, you know? So I told them no

And then I went to one One physical rehab And I saw the way people Like were working out And I just thought and I'm like That wasn't me, you know And yeah, so I stepped away and I did my own thing And I'm better in a marathon

Hey Yeah Let's go, humby Man de Jambi! Mandezscheiard! Guillaar! Kiyerat! Yeah!

De Felicidad! Yeah! Yeah, he's eating love on him. That's right. Go show our board of it. That was all inspirational. Humby runs L.A. I know, bro.

I thought he was just going to say I used to dab. No. Or skinny G. Yeah. Something like that. H-U-M-B-Y runs L.A. Yes, Humby runs L.A. It's a good guy right there.

It's so super cute. Bro, but low-key, when I look at my 2016, I'm like, dang, this is before two more babies. Like, I just look at it different. And it's insecure. I can't post this. You can't post your book for and it's better than the after. It's how I feel. Like, I can't do that.

Yeah. For a girl, I get what you mean. It's like, oh my God, I had abs. Yeah. I'm like, oh, okay. But that was also the year I met the love of my life. I met Jorge. You can post that.

Okay, let's go. So the after was good. Well, you know, so I'm saying. Okay, well, yeah, Angie, what about you in 2016? 2016 is the year I quit my job. Oh. And when I'm like, I feel it in my gut that I, I can do this by myself and I just went freelance.

Let's go. Your job as like graphic design. Yeah, I used to work at a screen printing shop and I would be the one handling everything. I learned the business and I'm like, you know what? I can do this on my own. That's right. That's right. I'm not going to work out.

2016 was a year, okay? Whether it was good or bad for you, people were reminiscing about it over on Instagram. And if you wanted to send us yours, tagging yours, so we can look at how much you've grown. All right? And now, the world. weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm.

Peritos, it is going down for the weather Friday, January 16th. First, we are off and headed to the city of Costa Mesa where Cholos pull up in a Tesla. 75 degrees and 50 at night. Next, we chuggy talcant to the city of La Puente, where Cholos call a Pisto Equete. 78 degrees and 50 at night. Keep it cool, Peritos. Next, we get fried in the city of Ventura. Call me Concrete Weatherman, Tempora.

What? I love Tempora's good. Tempora's really good. You like the potato one. 73 and 52 at night. And lastly, we jumped the rope to the city of Rancho Santa Margarita. It's Friday, baby. So beer me, senorita. 77 degrees and 55 at night, Berritos.

It's going to be decently warm all weekend. So, yeah, man. It's going to be good. Again, Friday, January 16. Costa Mesa, 75, 50 at night. La Puente, you're 78 and 50 at night. Ventura, you're 73 and 52 at night. Rancho Santa Margarita, mamacita.

You're going to be 77 and 55 at night. It's your boy Concrete from Brownback mornings or Proud 106. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for. The homie help line. Randy needs our help. Randy hit us up and said, hey, Brown Bag, I have a situation. I asked my girl if she had any plans for us Valentine's Day so that if not, I can plan something. But to be honest, America plays Chivas that day, and it's the super classical. It's a huge tradition to watch it with my family and friends. I literally have the America logo tatted on me.

Oh my gosh. She's not that big a fan of sports, only the Dodgers. He said, I was trying to be sweet, so I told her. I'll buy her a beautiful cream-colored America jersey and even throw in a Ramo Buchon. Plus, I'll take her to Ojos Locos with me to watch the game on Valentine's Day. Let's go. But she said no to everything. I offered to take her out on the 13th, but she said that's National Side Chick's Day.

Or the 15th. Yeah. Yeah. Both day. Okay. Yeah. He said, we've been together almost five years. We've lived together for a year now for Valentine's.

For Valentine's Day, we usually have a nice dinner with a rooftop and a view to see the Disney Firework Show while we eat and have a few drinks, then stay at a hotel. That sounds player. I'm not going on. He said, since I brought up doing my thing, she suggested she can have a Galentine while I watch the game, but I don't know what that means. And I don't want to ruin her Valentine's Day. He said, it's just this game is like the Super Bowl in Mexican soccer. also I want to watch it somewhere fun Should I take her to a nice restaurant for Valentine's Day

And miss my Agilas beat Chivas Or go with the boys and the fam to watch the game at Ojos Locos Help me out, Brownback Brandy like So she gave him the option of even her doing her own Galantines No, she did not give him the option Oh he was like hey I want to do this And she's like okay I guess if you do that

Then what if I just do a Galantines And he said I don't know I don't know what that is. That's amazing. Yeah. To let her have a Galentine's? Yep. It seems like that's not an option.

It's not, huh? No. His options are should I take her to a nice restaurant for Valentine's Day and miss my Aguilas B Chivas, not Chavez, which they won. The Chivas are going to win anyway. Or go with my boys and the fam to watch the game at Ojos Locos Loco. Creama Podrida. Help me out.

No, Brown Bag. Sorry. My dad's a Chivas fan, therefore I am a Chivas fan. Same. Hey, a fool's on the line. Hey, hello. Randy. Randy.

Good morning, brown bag. Hi, Randy. I hate you already. Randy, I guess. You're a hated. I am, for sure. Y'all want us to be girls in the relationship, but you make us men by the stuff that you do. Mm-hmm.

Brue. Treat her like a princess. It's Valentine's Day. Take her to a nice restaurant because, Who wants to go to as a girl who wants to go to all those locals on Valentine's Day? I'm sure there's girls out there. Not this one. Yeah, not her.

But I met my team before I met my girl. Randy, this is just the game. Then choose them. Then choose them. But don't expect her to also be home. Like that's the thing. Cake and I need a two situation. So what would you like her to do while you go with your homies and watch the Aguilas lose to the Chivas?

us. No, because we talked about it because I did see. I was like, oh, the Super Classicals coming up. It's going to be on the 14th and it's at 7 p.m. and I was like, dang, by the time the game ends, it's 9 p.m. By the time I get reservations, it's going to be 10 p.m. It's going to be going to be turn at the game. Yeah. You're going to be mad. Your hair is going to be all messed up. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, grude already. So I told her I was like, like, just do it together. Because we've been there before together. I've even took it my mom to Oco's locals. Really?

What? Never mind. But have you been there on a Valentine's Day? No, I've never been on there on a Valentine's Day. But also, America's never really played on a Valentine's Day. So it's just like a tradition because my stepdad, he's a huge Chivas fan. So we have like this big rivalry and we just kind of like go somewhere to watch it. All my friends and family, like they all have America tatted on them, like their bodies, on their legs, everywhere.

So it's kind of like a thing that Every single Sunday growing up since I was like Four years old That's just what we do and watch the games So I told her I was just like Hey this game's kind of important for me to watch And then she was like well do your thing But I know

You know when you know Don't do your thing Don't do your thing That's the worst thing Whenever she says yeah Yeah just do you Don't do you What you want

And I'll go hang out with my girls I'll do Galentines Which part Why were her girls before you were her man if we're doing what you did? And that's not a bad idea. Galentine's is cool beans. It is. No, no, no, no, no.

It's fun. The girls that are going to be hanging out with her that are single on Valentine's Day, it's not a good idea. Why? Okay, and your guys' head, what do you guys think happens in a Galentine's? No, for real. You think we're just, what you're doing? You did that dress strippers coming in or something? Everybody's blindfolded.

I don't know. I don't know. You dress cute. It's mimosas. It's usually brunt. Pajamas? Yeah. It can be if that's a theme.

Yeah, if that's the theme, why not? That's past, though, what? Pajamas. It's a pajama jam. Langerie. That's what we think, honestly. That's what I'm not. Don't think small, big.

Don't think small. Think big. Laundery, champagne bottles being everywhere. She'll about you. April, she's told you that she does not want to go to the game or watch the game? Yeah, she said, no. She's like, I don't care how super it is. I don't want to go.

How super the classical is. She said you're super stupid for wanting to take me there. You've been to her for five years. She's not usually like this. Usually she's down for like whatever you all want to do. You said she's been to host locals before. It hasn't been a problem. She's been to the game before.

It hasn't been a problem. The issue is that is Valentine's Day and it's special to her. Yeah. Yeah, because I mean, I wanted to go like before like last year, we went to the Mexico game at the Sofai and then I'm like, I bought her a jersey. I'm like, let's go, we're going to go to the game even though she doesn't really like soccer. So she still went, but I'm just like, hey, I'll buy you a new jersey. I'm like, I'm still going to do the whole thing.

But let's just go watch the game there and have dinner there and eat some nachos or something. Is there a reason you want to have it at all those locals? For those of you who don't know those locals, it's essentially like a hooter situation, girls beautiful girls as waitresses great service is what I hear and it's just really fun to be around Is there a reason you would want to be there To watch it

Because I've watched most of my soccer games there And it's just the vibe Like everyone's excited They have the DJ like He's made go for the DJ Guys he's been going there since he was four Yeah It's just open

Hey hey let me like two years old He's like guys I've been going there forever. Yeah. I knew them before I knew my girl. Hey, Randy, what's the DJ's name? If you want to go so bad, you go to see the DJ. DJ.

Yeah. He doesn't DJ there. He don't even go there. He's bad. I don't know. They can't be playing anything. He's not there for the DJ. Can't fool me, buddy.

Dude, the DJ, dude, diesto, kills there. You don't want to be watching it on your phone. Yes, distracted. Yeah, because then I just find that even more like. Not, like, disrespectful. Like, we're going to have dinner. And he was like, dude, you should have just went to watch it wherever you wanted to go. But I'm like, I'm missing out.

And I'm not fully at our date. If I were to say so, like, if we were to go to a nice spot, we normally go to maybe like an orange county, like orange hail. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Okay. So you're romantic when you want to be. Yeah. When the Chivas and America are not playing, he's all about her.

Yeah. When they're playing, she has to take. So then what's the issue? Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. It's super classical. Is it a meaningful game? Is it like mid-season?

Yeah, it's mid-season. Nobody cares, buddy. Have a history, bro. It's just that they're right. I get it. Trust me. My house is split too. My house is split too.

But yeah, bro, it's not that serious, bro. Because at the end of the day, the Chivas or La Mica, they're not going to be with you at night when you go home on Valentine's. Yeah, and your soccer balls are going to be very. lonely. They're not going to hit the goal. That's true.

They're not. Okay. What do your homie say? My homie say, I told him like, what are you going to do on Valentine's Day? He's like, I hate him. I'm going to do you, bro.

Don't be a Monday, lon. Stop being a bun. I'm like, I'm like, okay, cool. He's like, I'm single. Well, he was single, so he's so he's,

so you're hanging. Yeah. So you're hanging. out with your single friends on Valentine's Day. Wow. Why don't you want to? Hey. Don't worry.

Galantimes? Y'all are pissed me. Why don't, why don't you want up it? Get two tickets on Volades and go watch the game in person. Be like, baby, they want to get to get with me. Romantic. Volaris. Yeah.

First class on Volades. Oh, you did? Yeah, I thought about that too. I'm like, let's just fly to Mexico. See? Yeah. But she just started. started her job like last week.

Oh, for her. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. She's a loser. No, she's not. He said, yeah. He said, yeah. Randy.

Oh, like what? Going down in Sapopan. Zapopan, Halisco. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. In Akron Stadium. Don't be a sapopan, homie. You are.

You're being a big old sapopan. No, you're not. You're being a sapo pan for the team and your homies and the girls at Ojo's Locos. Mm-hmm. All right. You want to know if you should miss your game and be with your girlfriend or miss your girlfriend and be at Ojo's Locos watching the game with your single homie. With your deal. Yeah, exactly.

Or if she wants to tag along with us. Tag along is crazy, bro. It's not, y'all. She said no already. She's not your nine-year-old brother. Yeah. He's a little phagely. Well, vent, please.

Yeah, change. And not go you, yeah, bienfea. Arreglate a foondga and not go to your carota. That's the worst. And no, and you know, I'm gonna be

that carot. Amargada. Yeah, because I did tell her, I was like, If we go to a roof top, I'm going to be wearing my America shirt. She was like, oh, heck no, like, you better not wear that if we're going to go.

Which, I get it. I have a couple ideas. I have a couple ideas, but I want to see what L.A. has to say, okay? I can't wait to hear yours. I have a few ideas. 818, 818,000, 1059. 818 52059. Hit us up.

Let's help Randy, man. Yeah, Randy. Randy is between his two loves. His love of Ameri-1%. soccer and his love of his girlfriend. And his girl with her carota right there. Yes. Yeah.

Unfortunately for her, the soccer game landed on the Super Classico when America plays the Chivas, okay? But he's wondering, hey, I really want to go to Los Los Los Los Los Los Losos. It's a vibe. I know all the waitresses by name. I love the DJ. I can't wait to what they wear on Valentine's Day. Oh, my God.

Red or pink lingerie like Vickette. Yuck. Disgusting. I'm going on my single homie. Or, and she can come along. She can tag along. I guess. Or should I take her to a rooftop, spend Valentine's Day with her, be with her, you know, it's a special day for her.

That sounds sweet. And just be distracted on my phone. Right? Randy, why won't you just do it in the day? That's a logical answer. I already know how she is. So it's kind of like if I just, you're getting this out of the way. It's not really like a brunch.

Like a brunch. Yeah. Well, Randy, let me give you another option. Why don't you? Let's get calls first. I know we have the answer, so we have to see. I have the perfect answer for me. I feel like I have the perfect answer.

I understood what he said, though. My girl would be the same way. She would be like, you're just doing this so you can go out later. Yeah, you're doing it with. Yeah, you're doing it. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly why I'm doing it. I would be a little bit more understanding, like, because I know what you're doing later. Versus like you just went ghost and I don't know who you're with.

later. If like I know, maybe I'll tag along to the Ojos Locals now because we did something special specifically for us. Yeah. During the day, whether it's a picnic, whether it's a lunch, whether something you brought me flowers at work or you took, I don't know, whatever you did in the daytime, I'm like, all right, like that meant something. Now I'll do something for you and go with your homies as you lose to the Chivas.

Like, I get it. Like, I would have used a little bit more understanding. Yes. Yeah. But. So, yeah, he's trying to decide whether to take her out for Valentine's Day. and miss the game or go with his boys and the fam to watch the game at Ohos Locos.

Because she did say, you want to go to Oos Locos? I'm not trying to do that on Valentine's Day. But do you think what you're single friend and ask him why he's single and then I'll just do Galantines. Right? The guys right here said don't do Galantines. Specifically Vic is like, hey, at Galentines, they're just wearing lingerie and I don't know.

They're like hitting each other with feathery pillows. Right? K-WR FMHD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, LA's number one for hip-HOP, inside the homie helpline. and we are trying to help Randy. Rendellicious, okay? Let's go to the phones. Let's, oh, yeah, yeah, let's.

Mervin. That's a cool name. Mervin. Mervin, I love your stores. Good morning, bro, babe. What's that, bro? Mervin, talk to us. What would you tell this guy, Randy, about his situation with his girl?

Yo, first of all I say, Randulfo is tripping, man. Randulvo. Randolfo. Yeah. Randolvo. Randy. Should he Scoti-E, America, and Chivas at Ojos, locus, with his homie, and let his girl do her thing on Galantines? Or should he just not be able to see the love of his life, his team, play and go with her to, like, a rooftop dinner?

No, he's shaking her on a day, because America's going to lose, first of all. So he's going to be sad that day. Yeah. And then he's going to be sad that his girlfriend's over there at Galantines or whatever they do with them feathers. Oh, my God. No feathers. See, he's thinking the same thing. Girl on a date, bro.

Yeah. Feathery pillows. You can watch the highlight real after. Yeah. He's going to be distracted. He's going to be so annoying and obnoxious at dinner. Go pluck her instead of the. Agilas.

It's not Agilas. Yeah. America's Aguilas. Yeah. It's Aguilas of America. So, pluck. Plug their feather. Plug their tail feather?

Yeah. Okay. That is a chicken. A chicken. You guys. It's wow! Or something like that. Yeah, let's okay.

Let's go to Eileen. Eileen and Compton. What's up, Eileen? Buenos days. Good morning to you. Hi. Hi, Eileen. What would you tell Randy?

Should he take his girlfriend on a date on Valentine's Day? How dare she want to do it on the same day that Chivas play, America? And he wants to go to Ojo's Loco. She said, no, I'm not trying to do that for Valentine's Day. But if you want, you go and I'll go with my girlfriends if we're doing that. He doesn't like that part of it, but said which one should he choose? Ohos Lokos with his homie or a date with his girlfriend on Valentine's Day. I say go to Ohos Loco's to see his wife and get to win.

Because me personally, I'm on Team Chivas and if he loses, he didn't see that Chivas won. Team Chivas. So go watch them lose. This is not a discussion about the teams. I know. It became about Team Riberg. I knew this is going to happen. I said that yes.

Thank you, Aileen. Thanks, Eileen. That's a super classic. Wait, don't they have later on in the year? Yeah. Like, how many do they have this year? I'm sure a couple times.

So why not just miss this one? It's not a big deal. Because you don't understand, Angie. This is a super classical. Soccer fans are not rational. Don't look for ration in their logic. Oh, okay. Well, this would have been like, you know,

Kobe, prime Kobe playing, you know, LeBron at some point. Like, I was going to watch that game for sure. Okay, but I'm saying like a classical, it happens a couple times later on the year. It's been happening for like 100 years, though. And then what you're talking about, Kobe playing LeBron, that would only happen like maybe once.

Don't make me cry. I'm actually not sure. They play at least, I'm looking on Google and they play at least once in the regular season. So they play today, or the Saturday, February 14, 2026. I don't know how much else. Bro, I don't know. I'm not, my dad's a Chivas fan,

so when I see them playing. They're playing. I'm going Chivas, all right? Chivas. I didn't even know how many kids. was Agilas. I thought it was America. No, the Aguilas of America.

What does that even mean? I don't know. And why is their local of the world? I know, right? It's all of like, man. It's the Agilas de las Americas. Oh, my God. The Chivas is a straightforward.

It's a freaking Chiva. Hopefully it is. It is a Chiva. It is a Chia. Hey, Kim K. Oh, Kim in Kaytown. Never mind. Oh.

Oh, she dropped. Why did you give you what a draw? Goodbye. Oh, y'all. Oh, no, service. Spencer, any cell late. What's that Spencer? Spence, oh.

Hey, hey, how's it going, Brown Bag? Good morning. Spencer, talk to us. What should our guy Randy do? Should Randy go with his girlfriend to a rooftop dinner like they do for Valentine's Day? Or should he skip out on that? Let her go to her to go hang out with her home girls while he hangs out with his homies and watches the Chivas take on America, the super classical soccer game.

Okay, first you never ever look. girl do some galaxy Who had to talk about him? Oh, Oh, hold on, hold on. It's okay. Spencer just, I don't know. My boys are in the submarine or so.

No, no. It's the outages. It's the outages. Spencer. Yeah. There it is. Talk to us. A lot better.

Okay, can you hear me now? Yes. Okay, yeah, don't let his girl do this Gallantine thing, man, because they're going to just sit around and talk about him. That's going to be real awkward when he gets home. Oh, for sure.

than we are. Yeah, no, in their pajamas and feathers. Yeah, man, no guillotines, man, no guillotines. No. Gallantimes! Galantimes!

He's gonna get home. He's gonna get home. Yeah, man, no gelatinas. No gelatinas. All right, a couple is calling us. We got Pablo and Betsy. Oh, Pablo?

From Pekoyma. Okay, what's up? Pablo? What's up, Betsy? P. Beas. Hey, good morning, Brombe. How are you guys doing today?

Are you both there? Are you both in the car? Yes, we're both here. Okay. Okay. As a couple. what would you offer advice to this guy Randy? Well, for me, like, I was telling my girl, you know, like, you know, looking at her

and she's looking at me with her evil eyes. With her carota. We can go, you know, I'm going to wake you up with flowers, you know, I'm going to take you to brunch, take you to breakfast, my little gifts there and there, and then, you know, grease her up. So when I'm like, hey, babe, you know, you want to go to the game with me? We're going to get together with my boys and I'm going to get together with my brother, my dad, we come from a big soccer family. So that would be my way and I'll get her a jersey.

You know, I'll get it flow. You know, and then later at night, I'll be like, hey, I got a little surprise for you, you know, take her out, you know, on a drive, we can go do something at late at night, you know. So the adventure, so she can get over being mad at me. Yeah. So before and after. I'm not going to work.

Dude, that sounded amazing. If I was a chick, I'd be like, dude, freak yeah. You know what it is? It sounds nice. But will it be carried out that way? Because, again, we got to think if it's your game and your turn up, you're not going to be able to do that drive around after. You're going to get an Uber and you're probably going to go home.

Or she has to drive. She doesn't have to be crying because she was going to lose. There you go. Oh, that's hard. No, no, trust me. Hey, drop her off right now. Right there on the fight free of her. He's the one driving.

Oh! Roll away, bro. Roll away. Oh, bro. Tuck and roll. Tuck and roll. I'm about to get out of this. I'm about to get out of this car

and this intersection right now. Right now. She said, all right, bet, do it. Take a picture and send it to us. He did. She locked the door right now. She unlocks it. You're free.

I guess, Betty, as a girl in the relationship, hold on, let me tell you, wifey, as a girl in the relationship, what would you tell Randy to do? I don't know. He must, he has to be like this greatest planner ever to be. make her feel special on Valentine's Day because if he's anything like mine,

he's not going to be invested in the brunch. He's going to be worried about what's going on. Then after the game, he's going to be complaining about how his team didn't make it. And he's better out of going out with his girl, making her happy and watching the replay later. Yeah. See? She's not going to be invested in the bruce of the brucey. You know how to touch her post-lawly?

She's from the other side. We don't claim her. Hey, that's what you're Yeah, there are Chivas America A couple. So cute. I love it. He's the Chivas fan.

Loser pays for the Valentine's dinner. Boom. With Betsy and her man. And Pablo. Randy over here. Pete Bezels. Okay. Andrew and Downey.

Gio, Andrew. Andrew. Andrew and Downy. I hope that's you. Hello. Andrew. Andres. Hello.

All right, by Andrew and Donnie. All right, you want all my idea? Oh, yeah. Well, let's tell, let's tell Randizel. Randi. Randolpho. Randy. Randy.

Randy. Big Rand. Little Rand. Wait, hey. Hey, fool. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea.

Because you said all of you, your family or her family is Chiva friends? Or you guys are big. Well, her family is mainly like, like my stepdad is Chivas. Oh, your stepdad. Your stepdad. Yeah. I'm excited at the family. Okay.

Who has a bigger house? I have the biggest house. Okay, y'all can't do a thing where you have a dinner at your crib with the couples for Valentine's Day so the guys can get their game on and the girls don't have to worry about the old's locals waitresses and you looking at them and knowing their name and tipping them extra on Valentine's Day? It's not the same thing, though. You're right. You're right. I do that every Sunday. We have carne asada.

Well, that's good. Yeah, that's a good guy. Because you said you want the vibe. You don't want to be in a ritey. He wants the, he wants to all those locals vibes, right? Perfect. Like, when they score, like, I want to hear everybody scream. Like, you hear it.

Well, you're going to have all the people that like soccer there. But it's not just about people in here to scream, dog. You're going to old crazy eyes. Listen, that's what you're going to do, Randy, okay? You're going to wake up in the morning, take a girl to brunch, give her a little gift. You guys are going to go. You're going to take her to a host locals with you. the kicker is that she also has to wear lingerie

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh now it's bad but the waitresses can wear it wait a minute babe be camiata no vengas with those cochinadas you don't freaking work there okay babe so do you like that idea and the only problem is her birthday is the next week after we're not talking about that it's my idea Listen.

Hey, but I mean, I told her a buyer in a Medicare shirt. That's my way. No, no. No. Let her have the yiddies out, just like the girls do at Ojos Locos. Let her wear the lingerie. Hey, usually, you're going on. I'm a Chivas fan.

I'm trying to help you. That or have the girls have their Galentines at Ojos Locos and they all wear lingerie. Yes. Just as you guys pick them. Yeah. But you pay for it. I'd be crazy, huh? Like, she invites her mom or grandma, they're all in lingerie.

Like, my mom! Amma! You got it for me, Mika? For sure, all his locals are like, eh. Like, the eyes will really be crazy? Why is the grandma cross-eyed? Randy. Randy, what are you going to do, Randy?

Or you were lingerie, perro? That's what's up. Let's get it. Something lingerie. Pull up, yeah. For the vire. lives, no? Yeah, no, I'm thinking, I mean, obviously I'm going to take her out to dinner, but hopefully

they have like a little bar area that we can put the TV on, hopefully, somewhere. And they just kind of peek at it. Oh, that's going to be a fight. I hear, I can see it. Oh, you can be. But maybe not at all those locals. Maybe it could be still nice, so hopefully that cannot got two birds of one stone. Gosh.

He's like chilies. Yard house. We try to help you. Yeah, man, we're going to go to hometown buffet. There's not a lot of those. I don't think they exist at all. They don't exist no more. He was about to say Applebee's.

He's a big Applebee. We're going to the Pizza Hut buffet. Shakeies. I'm taking her to shakies. Mojo's. Unlimited mojoes. Unlimited mojoes. For me, my amorin'o six.

We're leaving the door wide open for you to come and risk concrete up. By the way, to Concrete's wife, Nikki, this is not my idea. He said you were going to be cool with it. He did say that. We have tickets to see Concrete. Nope.

Nope. Not Conch. You can come see you whatever. To see Bruno Mars. October, he's going to be as soapy for a few dates. He has four dates set up. And we are sending you to one of the shows. that, come on, by the time we hear this,

show's gonna be sold out. So, we have your tickets right now, but you gotta ris-up concrete. You don't have to read like that. Tricia. Hey, Tricia. Hi. Hi, Tricia.

Tricia, are you ready to raise up concrete for these tickets to go see Bruno Mars? I mean, I'll try. You gotta be the best. So it'd be confident. You got to be the test. Rizzing them up. All right, there's other contestants.

All right. So, Tricia, you are the first. Imagine the rock. Three. I'm Jerry Hernandez. Two. Hold on. Let me restart this for you.

Three, two, one. Go. Oh, I just did my lip. Can you kiss it and make it so better? What? Pappy, I seen you last time when you were at one of your shows and he felt so good. Oh. I know.

I was like, and I hugged you and I went home and I was like, I sound so good I want to see him again Wow Hey I want to take you to the movies But they don't allow me to take snacks in Oh That was good

That's good That's good that's good That's good okay All right Your hair sounds good too What conditioner do you wear Berritos condition One in

Oh Perritos only He's nervous He's nervous Conditioner and shampoo Hmm Can I borrow it? Absolutely. Bring it back.

Good job. Good job. She's so freaking cute. She's not stopping. She's not done. She's got more. That's crazy. I'm scared. All right. Trisha, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Tricia's a good. She said, I can't bring snacks again. She called you Poppy. Where's Greg? We need them. No, it's risen up comment.

Was anybody else uncomfortable? Yeah. Oh, my God. You ready? Who's this? Melissa. Oh, my God. Melissa, what's up, Melissa?

Good morning. Melissa. Hey, Melissa, Trisha did her thing, Melissa. Are you ready to riz up concrete for tickets to see Bruno Mars? I am. She got me nervous, too. I know, right? Right?

All right. It's your time. Three, two, one. Go. Good morning. Good morning. How's your morning going? Pretty good.

I'm trying to know if I could take you out. Maybe go see Bruno Mars with these tickets I went. Yeah. Oh, my God, though. Try that she got nervous. Try that she got nervous. All right, all right. I was like, hey, you guys, I think it should be Greg.

He's single. I think her, my girl don't care. My girl is. It's me, old. Carolyn. Carolyn in Torrance. What's up, Carolyn? Hi, how are you guys? Good morning.

Amazing. Carolyn, you have some stiff competition. It's your time. Oh my God, I'm so nervous. Don't be nervous. It's your time to Riz up concrete. If you are the best Rizzer, you get tickets to go see Bruno Mars, okay? Okay, full disclaimer.

I got my 14-year-old daughter in the car. I'm trying to win for her, bro. Tell her, cover her ears, please. So where I was done. No. No. All right, three, two, full disclaimer.

One, go. Hey boy, how you doing? Ooh, I like that. I've been for tickets, but your smile feels like the real prize. Yeah, I pay for it, Western Denham. Are you a song because you've been... Oh, boy. Are you a song because you've been stuck in my head all day.

Oh, yeah. Are you a magician? because when I... Go ahead. Oh. That's right, boy. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Oh! That was good. That was good. Okay. Walla. Walla. Ala. Abra-cadabra.

What's going on? Abra-abra. Abra-cadabra. Abakadab, bro. That was good between her and the first. She had a few one-liners. Wait, there's more. There's more.

Oh, please. All right. Andrew. Wait, wait, Amy. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew. And Downey.

Are you ready to ris up concrete? Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. Okay. Okay. Hey, Randy, there's been some females that have been hitting. it. Okay. They're killing it. You got to do better, okay?

I'm the best. I'm the best. Okay. All right. Three, two, one. Go. What's up, baby, girl? I know you got your boy David from down east LA, but me, you plus David. I'm the cement. He's the water. You're the concrete. We got this, baby, girl. Like I said, you're a 10. But I'll make it 11. I'm the one you need.

You can do whatever. me, you, concrete. Hey, I'm a push the arrow on my wrist. It's me and you. Bro, that's crazy,

dog. Don't tell me that's how you talk to girls, because there's no way. Hey, baby, girl. Hey, me and you? Hey, let's mix it up. Hey, me,

me, you plus one equals five. I'm gonna give you one more chance, Andrew. For favor, Andrew. I need you to talk slower, bro, just like, like, like.

Rism, come on. Like deeper voice. Say with your chest, okay. Yeah, but go. Oh, say less. All right, go. Okay. Go.

Hey, baby girls. Yep. Yep. Let me take you out. Yeah, yeah. Yo, let me take you out. You're the one. Okay.

If it ain't you, I don't want no one else. Okay. Me and you. Morizos? Okay, that's the rest. Morisos or did you say chorizos? Oh, you got my chorizo. Oh, you're crazy.

You're a little crazy. Boy. I have to tell you one thing, you know. I am a little crazy. You and me? Let's do it. You're a little... Don't talk to me sweet like that.

Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. I like you. You know what I'm saying? I like you, man. Bro, please. Oh, my God.

Hey, I like you, man. Me and you are a place, man. Me and you and you are. Me and you get to do it together. We're 11. You and David, your concrete, he's cement, water, and then the other guy's a son. And I was like, what my hell? Bro, I didn't.

He'd make no sense, bro. He did. Oh, my God. I'm paper. He's rock your scissors. Hey, hey, man. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, oh, gosh.

And then they go deeper. And he was like, hey, what's up, man? I can't go deeper. Hey, who wins? Who got the most race? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Honestly, the first girl.

The first and the second. The third girl. Trisha has a third girl. Trisha. Yeah. Trisha. Yeah. You're going to go see Brunabon.

Yay. You're also never allowed to go to a concrete show again in your life because we are about, you talked about hugging him and the shampoo and conditioner and all of that, okay? Congratulations. You with those tickets. And to Caroline, Caroline and Torrance, who did all of this in front of her teen. Oh, yeah. Karolene. Oh, my God.

You are going to see Bruno Mars. Yay! Let's go. My daughter, Valentina, Valentina. Say hi, baby. Hi, thank you guys so much. Oh, you're welcome. So much.

Thank you. Thank you. You will not be yours of Dad. Nope. But congratulations. You're going to go see Bruno Mars, all right? What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.

Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Yeah. Yes. January 17, which is tomorrow, would be 32 years since the Northridge earthquake, a powerful magnitude 6.7 quake that, bruh, when it hit out here, it was wild. About dozens of people unfortunately lost their lives. It was so detrimental to infrastructure, to streets and all of that.

It happened at 4.38m. in the morning and became one of the most costly and destructive earthquakes in U.S. history, buildings, freeways collapse, thousands were hurt, and like we mentioned, dozens of people lost their lives. Do you remember that at all? I remember, like, it was yesterday. We were living in Silmar off of Hubbard, and I remember, they even try to break into our house.

Oh, shut up. Yeah, because, like, Dujo just going to. Yeah, no electricity, nothing. Yeah, no electricity, nothing. And I remember, like, my dad grabbed the bat, and he was like, metamse los matto! And the guys ran off.

Nice. But it was, you know what it was? It was the aftershocks that skis. scared me because where we were living at, I don't know if you guys are familiar with the movie Tremors, but I grew up watching the movie Tremors are these, like, these huge animals under... Yeah, that come up out of the ground.

Underground. So the piping from the house, it made that noise. I was like, dude, what is under the house? It was popping at that time, too. And then so we ended up living at Sanford Island Park for a few days, eight hot pockets for like three months straight because the gas lines were all messed up, so I couldn't see a hot pocket for years.

After that, yeah. I remember when it happened, my area. I was in the Glendale area. And again, woke up in the middle of the night. And we were all on couches. Like, we were all on the couches. Nothing worked, but my dad had a battery powered radio. And we were able to hear, like, the updates and stuff. And I just remember the uncertainty of, like, what's going on. And we, batteries were essential. If you don't have batteries right now, go get some batteries. I know it's easy to lose them and stuff like that. But a lot of stuff, when electricity goes out, when Wi-Fi goes out, anything that battery powered, anything, can help

you out so, so much during an earthquake. I remember they even had like a, they made the fire in the backyard and we were eating from there for a few days after because stuff wasn't good right away. It wasn't like, hey, there's a power outage. It took a while. Dude, the lines were long to just to get water and resources and stuff like that. But yeah, keep batteries, get a radio. And the first thing you do if anything happens, dial into 105.9.

Listen to us in the morning. In case of emergency. In case of emergency, tune into Power 106. Hey, for some good laughs, I get it. For sure. Oh, I won't be laughing. I will be scared. I'm the, during, during those moments, I have a panic attack.

I'm like, oh, what's going on? Yeah, don't ask me. That was crazy. Of course, a lot of people lost a lot of things that we cannot put past that. I personally, I just remember being a really, really little girl and I had this really awesome T set. So it was like the little, like, the little, like, the way that you played with. And it broke because if, like, it broke.

It shattered from the thing. And I remember trying to go get it. and they were, because I was, Piaz de Scalza, and I was barefoot. And so they didn't let me touch the tea set and they threw it away. And it broke my heart as a little girl.

To this day, I can't drink tea. You're traumatized. Take that hot pocket. You guys had toys during that time? I need to be it. What? You would play with your socks? I was playing with sand and dirt.

You got to see sand? Yeah, I was playing marbles or rocks. You had marbles? My rocks were from what broke from the earthquake. It was so sad. Anyway, let's stop Struggle Olympia. My parents forgot me. In the earthquake, they ran out without me.

You're lying. Yeah, they ran out without me. And then what happened? Well, I mean, you're here. I mean, they're still here, yeah. They just forgot. They're like running out. Yeah, and they're like, where's the baby?

Oh, I thought you had them. Yeah, I made it though. You did. Yeah, you're here. You're here. Take that. Hot Pocket and tea. No?

And it's time for Chismation Nation. I like it. You gave me a Chisemation Nation intro. Come on, Roald. Chishmation nation. Oh, give it us. I guess I'm cheap.

It's going out of there. You guys, we've got to start listening to our mothers. The way that Aesab Rocky did. Okay? Okay. Because apparently, according to Aesab Rocky, his mom is the reason that he actually ended up with Riri.

Oh, wait. It was not because he loved Rihanna? Well, I mean, he did, no. What? What? Let him explain it. My mother used to say, like, I know you like this girl that you with right now. I ain't going to say no name.

But I want you with Riri. I was like, Mom, why you keep saying that? That girl don't even want me like that. We cool, mom. Like, that's just my friend show. I'm telling you, she will. And mother's no best. Yeah, they do.

But, brug, he was in a public relationship before he. Brianna, I forgot baby girl's name. No, not Iggy. Oh, before that? Wasn't he, like, dating one of the Jenners? No, they just told me they were just homies. Oh, okay. No, it was a baby girl that was like an actress.

I'll look at it while you guys talk. Yeah, I just, I just remember Iggy, him being with Iggy. But he didn't. No, he was. He was totally with Iggy. He was something with Iggy, not. Okay, see, see, stop putting up rumors. But it's crazy that apparently Chanel, her name was Chanel.

Oh, I remember. Chanel West Coast. Shelly Mon. Not her. Okay, my bad. Chaneli Mon, there goes. He also talked to Rita Orra in the past. Chanel is who he was publicly dating.

And I'm like, dang, your mom didn't like her? Well, I mean, his mom just knew best. His mom saw it from the beginning. Like, hey, you and Rewee, you guys have a lot of things in common. Mom's known best. All she said was she's cool, but she's no Rihanna. Br us. They were to, she was a former Victoria's Secret Angel.

and he confessed before I was so in love, I would say she's the perfect girl just the wrong time. Ouch. Wow. That hurts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not. If that's who your mom was telling you,

A, Lee, Rihanna for it, I don't know. Like, granted, it's Rihanna. But now that I know that you're saying she's the perfect girl. Wrong time. Maybe Rihanna's not toxic like me. And wouldn't be mad at him saying that's the perfect girl the wrong time. Yeah, no, she made Savage. Come on, are you kidding?

Yeah. Are you kidding? And she's like just like, oh, what? You looked over there? Let's have another kid. I'm tripping. Come getting pregnant right now. I'm tripping on that.

If my girl said he was a perfect guy, babe. Just wrong time? No. We'll make it the right time. And actually my- Largate. What are you talking about him for? What are you talking about her?

And con, if then she said, well, actually my mom made me go of concrete. Made me? Made me? Who did they like that? It's arranged marriage? I know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. But I just know when I'm mad at Hode, I play Rihanna. So I'm sure she's as toxic as I am. I'm sure I'm in her brain right now. God put us together. Brough, Rihanna made Fenty. So she never had to wear Victoria's Secret again because this girl was a Victoria's Secret.

Oh. Is she the pettiest person on earth? And that's why she started her own runway show too. Oh, yeah. Savage Fenty runway show. Yes, that was a big thing. Guess who's not invited? Yeah, really should be.

Of course. Just speculating, just speculating. Yeah, your speculation. Yeah, yeah, mom knows best. She does, apparently. Mom do no best. You what? Mom's do no best.

Oh, okay, I thought you said something else. All right, that's it. She's been brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Cardo 106. She thought you said Mom's Dome's best. What? Honestly, that's what I thought.

I'm like, what? What? That's also true, though. Two things can be right. All right. Hey, let's keep about talking about Aside Rocky because he did drop an album last night. It's called Don't Be Dumb.

And speaking of exes and stuff with Rihanna, a lot of speculation going on that he's at least three of the records. He's gone in on Drake, ex-boyfriend of his girl Rihanna, and also they have their public spat and all of that. Okay. To which Rocky was like while he's during an interview, he was like, yes, I'm talking about him.

And here's why. I think we all know. They're going to say it's Drake. I mean, that's a man who was, With you in those early days to brought you on tour. Where did things go wrong in that relationship? I don't know. I don't know.

I just started just seeing people who just started out as friends and just became foes seemed like they was unhappy for you and started sending shots. And I think that's what led to any of our misunderstandings or whatever the case is. Yeah, he was like, yeah, bro. He was my homie until he started hating from the hotel club, which a lot of people do allege Drake of doing,

you know, like dirty mac in or like being your homie and then wanting your girl or saying these things about you. It's a weird situation, but on one of the records called Stole Your Flow, Rocky does mention the faux part and even low-key something about Rihanna. All right, not going to lie, this album, and I've been talking about A'sab Rocky

and how he previously sounded, it sounds like how we want A'sab Rocky to sound. Not mad at this album at all. There's another song. Oh, by the way, he does mention guys getting BB yells and all of that. Oh, we know. Yeah.

To the BBL Drizdy and stuff like that. But I want to talk in particular about this song called Plea. And in Playa, he talks, he kind of lowers his voice a little bit and talks about how somebody keeps talking about his other, his relationship and they need to stop it. Listen. So he's basically saying like, look, I'm taking care of my kids. Me and my girl, we good. Yeah.

You can't stop talking about it. People are going to route this like, bruh, can no one make an album without mentioning Drake? Is it 20V1 with Drake? I'm already knowing. I get it. And I will agree with you. Yes, everyone is talking about Drake

and throwing shots of Drake on their new albums, but is Drake to blame? Because Drake also has songs like this one, Fear of Heights. Yeah, I'm Auntie because I had it with you. Okay, I'm Auntie like your daddy sister. The name of Rihanna's album is that night. I had way bad a bitch. Damn, man, he's still with you.

He can't leave. Talk about Rocky. Y'all go on vacation. I bet it's anti. Let me stop. You know what I'm fucking. Bruh. This guy.

This song in particular was like, I don't even know why I'm making this song about you. Like, I don't even care about you anymore. But, like, let me talk about you and talk about your man and how, like, he will never be me. And I've actually had girls that are way better than you. Oh, my gosh. And then, girl, I want to cuff you. This is that in one song. And probably less than one minute, he says all of that.

So a lot of the times these rappers that are now coming out with their albums, they're talking about Drake in response to Drake. Yeah. You know? Yeah, it's fair game. I mean, this is his first album, Rocky's first album in eight years. So he has a lot to respond to. Yeah.

The last time, like, when he got this, that was for all my dogs. That was like, what, three years ago. Very recent. You know, so it's like he still like has these. material that he's like, bro, you said this, you said this, you said this. End up energy. Yeah, the whole like, you know, obviously on the disc song, he came at Rocky too. So it's like, it's fair game.

It's 100%. It's going to be a ping pong. Just get ready. Yeah. All right. That was your hip-hop news. Let's get into some many moves. Can you hear me now?

That's rising, right? Yep. Yeah. Okay. There was an outwitch that affected a lot of us. Everybody. Yeah. It affected you if you had a phone.

And Verizon is saying, hey, because of all of that affectation that happened, we are going to give our users $20 credit. And I thought that was actually really tight. That customers of Verizon now are going to be eligible

for a $20 account credit if you were affected by the major wireless outage that knocked out service for hours this past Wednesday. You do have to claim it though. Okay. Let me tell you how. Log into the My Verizon app. redeemed that $20 credit manually once it appears going to pop up,

and it's going to send you a text notification when your credit is ready. I'm over here like T-Mobile. What's up? I know. What's that? Well, did you have problems? Because I have T-Mobile, too. I always have problems.

Well, I mean, wait. I text 20, and you don't text me back. Oh, you're right? I mean, I wish this was 2006 and $20 would mean a lot more. Wow, V. I mean, at the same, it was like $20. Ooh, thanks. Okay, but it was just what a day.

I'm bothered. I know. I could use those $20, big. But how far will it get us? But it's $20 on all of their customers. I know, but it should be $40. $40 is four gallons of gas. Wow.

Where? It's because he charges up, so you don't care. Yeah, I don't know. $20 is like three copies. What's gas now? What's gas? What is that? You still drive a combustion engine?

Internal combustion. Automobile? Gross. Your carbon footprint is disgusting. Yeah, no, but I mean, yeah, thanks. But like, 20 bucks. It should be like 40. That would do.

a lot better. I think 20. Okay, then it's just me. I was just happy with that. Well, my parents used to give me $20 in 2006. I was lit. I would They gave you the allowance. I had money for the whole week. But now it's nothing. That's a dollar. I look at it. I look on what other phone companies

T-Mobile. They confirmed their network continue working. Reassured customers the outage was specific to Verizon. Not us, they said. Oh, I gee, we can't claim. Oh, man. AT&T, likewise said its services remain stable and in the context of this outage, having

offered any credit or payout for customers. But if you have Verizon, 20 bucks. I guess 20 bucks is small, but when it's a bonus, 20 bucks, it's like, hell yeah, I'm up. I'm a good. You telling me 20 bucks shows up in your pocket and you're like, oh, dang, like, I can use this. You're happy.

You're not like, oh, it should have been 40. No, I'm just like, yes, I can now get one ice cream. Where do you buy your ice cream for $20? That's how much everything. Everything's so down expensive. Okay, all right, all right, all right. That was money. We was brought to you by your Toyota dealers.

Give Vic. 40 bucks, please stop. Let's make a difference. Right now, though, let's get into some studios. Hey, Scott. Hell of studios. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your line?

Look at this, studio. Perritos, are you guys sad? Are you guys just moping around? Well, studies suggest that going out for drinks with your friends may reduce sadness by up to 45%. Being with your homies. Just being with your boys. And it's not really the drinking.

It's the camaraderie. that brings it out. So guys, Randy Rodolfo or Randolfo, go with your boys. Who's that? I don't know. I'm just tuning in at 9 a.m.

I don't know what you're talking about. Let me explain the homie helpline homie that called in today. He didn't know what to do for Valentine's Day. So go with your boys that day, dog. Oh, my God. Go with your boys that day because it says right here, dog, 45%.

What? Your sadness will go away by just chilling with your boys. So, lady, if you want a happy man to come home to you, Let him chill with his boys. That means 55% doesn't. So that's more percent doesn't. It's better than nothing. Yeah, the 55% is your growing makes you happy.

The 55% is your other half making you happy. See what I'm saying? And then that's fine. Just let your boy go out there. Let a dog roam and he'll find his home. Find his way home. No, let the dog roam. That pink leg stick will come out for another dog roaming around.

That's what? In the neighborhood? No, just trust. their neighbor. Trust your man, all right? So just let your boy go out and have a good time with his boys,

have a couple drinks, and he's gonna be happy coming home. No, don't say, don't say, don't you. Okay, does that apply also for the perritos?

Too, or nay. Yeah, does hanging out with her home girls make you feel better? Can we have Galentine's thing? No, you know what they want to do? They want to watch

rom-coms and eat ice cream. But did you say that there? No, I'm telling you that. I did that study. I did that study. Look at his studios as full. All right. Vig, what's going down in the sports world? Dodgers legend Clayton Kershaw live to every single one of us in this room and listening to this radio, all right?

He didn't throw his last pitch after all. Remember how sad we were? You were. You know, he's his last pitch. This is his last game. He's going out on top in the World Series. He's retiring from baseball. No.

What happened? He's going to be pitching again. He's going to be pitching for Team USA. in the World Baseball Classic. Oh. Yes. It starts in March, March 5th of this year, and it ends March 17. So he's going to be on the USA baseball team, which is essentially like the all-star team of

all American players. And so he's going to be pitching. He's active for that roster. He's going to be on the team. Is he going to disappoint or not? No. No, I think he got over the disappointing thing. Okay.

I think it's a hurdle he got over. Aaron Judge is going to be on there. That's that one full from the Yankees. The Yankees. The junkies. Yes. That's cool. Yeah.

I mean, it's cool. They were like rivals at one point. Yeah, but it's like just don't play with our emotions. Like, oh, I thought we saw the last game. Yeah. How matter the people. You said you're leaving, now you're back. What?

Yeah. How matter the people that paid so much money to watch his last starting game? Yeah. Oh, you're right. Or if someone caught the ball, do people get the ball? Yeah. It's like, people are like, yeah, I saw Kershaw's last game. No, he didn't.

No, you didn't. There's another one and maybe another one and maybe another one. You never know. So, yeah. But people love Kershaw. Of course, I love Kershaw. But it's like people are going to be upset about this. Because he's dying.

However, he's happy because of someone tucked. That's right. Yeah. Speaking of the Dodgers, look, the rich got richer, you guys. The Dodgers, us, we, me, because I'm on the team. We got the best available free agent. There's an outfielder out there named Kyle Tucker.

He signed for four years, $240 million. Mother Tucker. He got a $64 million signing bonus, and the rest of his contract is on Clarna. Again? Like show. Hey, yes. He got 30 million of it deferred. So he's, you know, he's coming at a discount.

They give him $64 million up front and then they're going to like play the rest in payments. And is this guy good? Why do you think he's good? He's great. He's one of the best players in baseball. Yeah, but what does that mean? What does he do? Does he back good?

Yeah. He's a great hitter. We had a hole in the outfield this year and now we clocked it up because now we got one of the best, not one of the best players. Yeah. What's to do you was your girlfriend born in? Whittier. Okay. Well, hospital.

The one. That's right there. You see how much you fools know about these other dudes that you never meet? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he went to college here and he batted this. What's your girlfriend's favorite color? Vig.

Yellow? You just think colored? Yellow. It was yellow. Oh, okay. Yeah, but we got the best tuck in the world. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

Yes, you did. Vicks tucked before, but did you know that? Oh, yeah. He's actually done. He did it to see how it would feel. We all have. We all have. We can litigate this.

all day, but we all have. What? Yeah. Have you? Concrete? Wow. Touch? Well, actually.

Just a see. You have enough? You have enough to tuck? Wild. Wild. Tuck it in, y'all. Tuck it in. Tuck it in.