Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 642 My Suegra Stole My Plates... 🍽️ | Brown Bag Mornings (01/21/26)

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

Todays Homie Helpline is a rollercoaster! Alejandra is asking for help as her suegra is stealing dishes, rearranging her home furniture, and changing her home decor! And her fiancé is lying about it! Furthermore, the crew talks about how El Segundo is currently swarmed by mosquitoes, prompting the question of why or who would do this!? [Edited by @iamdyre 🦟]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Bratback mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? All right, Los Angeles, as we prepare for the World Cup.

There is some news that was announced yesterday, and that is that L.A. has been named the home of Mexico's official cultural hub for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Why did you do with the basketball? That's basketball. Big did the ball in. Yeah. It's soccer. It's football.

Soccer ball in. Football American. Right? Yes. Right. No. No. No.

No. It's just football. It's just the football of the world. Yes. Yeah. So June 11th through July 19th. La Plaza of Culture and Artes in downtown LA. It's just like steps from Union Station.

Mm-hmm. That whole area. They're going to transform it into what is called Casa Mexico, Los Angeles, 2026. Wow. Wow. Like Olvera Street, give or take, like around that. Yeah, around that area.

Well, already, like, that is low-key. Is that out of Mexico? That ours. To call it Casa Mexico, it was pretty wild. I don't know why. I just thought I was like, what the heck? Casa Mexico. What is this?

Wasn't there like a show, Plaza Mexico or something? Plaza Sesame. Plaza Sesame. Which is, like, Sesame Street in Spanish. Yeah, Spanish Elmo. Spanish Count Chocular or whatever's name was called. What? What were the characters on there?

I don't remember. Remember them. But instead of a, you know how there's big bird, they had a cotorro, a parrot. That's crazy. A great parrot. A great parrot. Yeah, I was a perico. Great perico.

Okay, so this isn't just a watch party. They say, although you can for sure watch the game. It's a free open to everyone cultural destination. Catch live viewing parties for Mexico's matches. Enjoy music, art exhibitions, food, all of that. So expect us to be like where to. go when Mexico's playing because clearly Mexico is playing in Mexico

all the games are going to be up. But it's not a watch party. But it is, but not just a watch party. Okay, okay. It's an experience probably. It's an experience. Yeah. I hope people go. I know what the times. People are very reluctant to go out, understandably so. Yeah. But I think what L.A.'s trying

to do is to be like, look, we understand these are going to some things. You should also be allowed to celebrate openly and freely. And so here's this place that we're trying to designate an area for people to come and enjoy. like a safe zone. I wouldn't call it that because if people think that and then we don't know what happens, you know, like, so we can't control people.

That is true. Yeah. A fun zone. They're planning for more than 20,000 visitors over the five-week run, so that's going to be pretty tight. You know what I think of? More traffic. Yeah. Well, maybe not because since it's by LA Union Station, they're trying to, like, they're

trying to, like, push the whole train stuff. People to move to drive out there? Yeah. Or people to take the train? Yeah. Take the train. Not trying to agree with Greg. No.

It's already lucky sucks to get parking there. If you don't get parking in that one lot of crossroom in Placito Olvera. Yeah. Where else can you park? I don't know. That's the only parking spot I know. So where. Chalmers.

Chinatown. Chinatown. Which is a couple streets down. Oh, okay. Okay. Ask a business. Can I park your friend here? They tell you know.

But you still do it. Anyway. I just thought about all the traffic like Greg said. But also I think a lot of international people will be taking like a, public transit because that's normal. Yeah, they're expected to do that. They're planning for extra metro buses. They're trying to make sure that things downtown are as easy to get through publicly

with transportation as possible. So just be ready for all of that, all the shenanigans. I don't know. I feel like World Cup energy is a different kind of energy. I always like being downtown or go to different, what are they called? The beer places, not bars. Brewries, pubs. Oh, okay.

To watch the game. and it's just there's nothing like it although I'm wondering what time the games are gonna be because again before when they're in other countries yeah you're waking up early you're waking at 6 a.m. or 3 a.m. to watch a game you're right but it's gonna be our time yeah so I'm wondering like okay just be like some some good times they should just put it at 2 a.m. just for the vibes just for the vibes just because we're used to it like it's it's always international like South Africa it's like yeah the time we never line up for over here but now Now it's like, I'm used to that.

I don't want to watch a game at 7 p.m. Okay, okay. It's as many matches are going to start around 12 p.m., 3 p.m., 6 p.m. or 9 p.m. Pacific Time. Boring. Those are good times. No. No.

Why not? Angie, it's the World Cup. We need to be up at 2 a.m. Yeah. Real sicko hours. Sickle, like six ones. You're right. With our soccer jerseys are.

It needs to be halftime right now. Like at this time, some game needs to be in half time. Right now. So we can be taking shots at this early? Yes, Angie. Now you see the vision. Now I get it, I get it. Loso!

4 a.m. Try not to wake up your abuela. That part. That part. All right. Well, shout out to Casa Mexico coming soon during this World Cup season. Angie, there's Chisholmation. Yes.

Okay. You guys, Ben Affleck is freaking cool. The more and more I find that about this guy, we need to start calling him Benito. Because you guys know, he knows his Spanish. Yeah. And his Spanish is pretty good. My mother and my my brother and my

were with mexico when I'm working on a show for the new the time

the man that's him speaking Spanish and this is pre or or mid J-Lo

I don't know because he was he had before in between yeah I don't I don't know

but he learned this outside of yeah so he was saying that at the age of 13 he was living

out in Mexico for a gig oh my god and since then it stuck to him and he's

meant keeping up with him. That's why he's talking in this clip, he's talking about my mom, me and my sister, my brother, moved out to Mexico for a gig. Yeah, listen.

My mother and my my brother went to work in Mexico when I was working with a show for the nioes the voyage of Mimi. You know it's crazy?

That's how I think I sound. You don't. Greg, I don't think he's good Spanish or bad Spanish. Well, you know, since I'm just being a hater and I don't really know Spanish,

but he still sounds terrible. No, bro. You tell me a story of you and your mom when you're younger. In Spanish. Me and my mom is to be there. You're stupid.

No, try. Tell me something. Tell me about a memory of you and your mom when you're little. My mom... That's good. You're starting off great. Travago much. Yeah.

And... No, that's good. Don't curse. No, no, you're getting it, bro. I work much on the Beverly Hills I can't even say

I can't even think Incredible And what were you doing? When you're little Com Comying You were eating, okay Yeah

I don't know how to say drawing Dibuha Dibuja Oh, Dibuando And Dibuando De Dibuando of

De I saw your face during Ben Oh my God. Don't hate on FLEC right now. Digibuando.

Pictures. Let they play that one more time. Did he move to Sinaloa or what? My mother and my my brother went to mehrued when I'm working on a show

for a new show for the he has a good cadence. He does. I like it. That's a little accent like the dialect that he picked up.

It's not like dry like he never like conversed it. or was around actual like Mexicans. You know what I'm saying? It's not like dry because sometimes like my son does a lot of duolingo. Nice. But like when he speaks Spanish, it doesn't sound like it's supposed to.

He's trying to. He's learning the words. But the dialect that have to work on it with him. The flow, little by little. Him and Leonardo DiCaprio need to have a Spanish off. They do. They do. They do.

They do. And then the movie he had one battle after another. He's talking Spanish. Like he, he learned it out of here. I can't do it. Okay, but can you guys guess Ben Affleck's favorite Spanish word? What's my favorite word? It's not a curse word.

It's not a curse word. And it has something to do with Saka la Bolzita. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. It's Saka la Bolzita. No, it doesn't. Angie just totally deflected you guys. Okay, but just guess it's not a bad word.

It starts with Sackala? Is it a bird? I don't know. Look what you did, Andy. I know the answer. Is it Coca-Cola? No. What about you, Greg?

A Spanish word. No Borzita involved in this. But like what is... It's close to it. No, it's not. Sackalos. No. Just play it at the...

See, do you see what you did? Yeah, but... It makes sense. It's this. It's this. My favorite word in Spanish is sacabundas. I always thought it was a swear, and I kept on there like, oh, my God, what they say. It could be a great swear, though. Isn't it?

Yujo, sacabundas. pencil sharpener. Oh my God, that scared me the way he said it. Do you guys know what that is? No. No? You don't? Okay, still not.

Saka la bolzita, no, no, that. But you get it. Saca la bolzita? Saca punta. She's hilarious. No. Anyone want to guess? Points.

Uh, I don't know. Okay. It's like literally translated to like get out the point, but it's a pencil sharpener. A pencil sharpener? Yeah, it's a pencil sharpener. The fact that he knows that, Facts.

Someone taught him that. My favorite word in Spanish is sacca bumba. I always thought it was a swear, and I kept on saying. It could be a great swear, no. I'm not. I'm so sure I'm not to know your mom. You guys want to know my favorite Spanish word? Not really.

That was it. To go to dealers. I'm magic from Roan Bank Morty in Sanbar, what else? Yeah. Yeah. That's go ahead. Yeah. Wow.

She choked that energy Like, no She got, what did you even have a mic? Don't mean you should be talking You're a sacapunas. Saka putta, tu badre Hey! Oh, that was great.

That was amazing. Jay Cole must be a little bit sad. Bro, he used to be the one in rap especially. Like, you had J. Cole and you had Kendrick that were like the OG's favorites. Like OG's left and right in the rap game and were like, yes, they get it. They understand the fundamentals of rap.

They take it serious. They respect it. All of that. Like they've always been understood on that aspect. But bruh, the heads. One, Cameron is suing Jay Cole. Yeah. And now Fat Joe, another New York legend, has said, you know what?

I don't even respect Jay Cole. You said Jay Cole. I don't look at him the same. He ain't come outside. Sometimes you tell me, Joe, you want the $100 million this that? You got to say the truth. I don't look them the same. He doesn't look at it.

at J Cole the same because Jay Cole said sorry to Kendrick Lamar and says he doesn't want to hear Jay Cole's new music that he doesn't even consider Jay Cole top like the big three anymore these are like really heavy words but they're coming from an OG that Loki

had beefs of his own little riffs of his own too and I guess for every riff is like you got to take what it comes even if you're fighting with your brother you got to fight with him you like started it you got to end it's a fade yeah yeah and so Fat Joe is not rocking with Cole at all No.

Me. I'm a bit sad. Forgive him. Are you being sarcastic? No. Yeah, he is. Smiley. What?

He's cool. I'm excited. I'm excited for New J. Cole. I would appreciate New J. Cole. I understand. And you know what? I'm already thinking he's coming into this new album knowing. Oh, G's not going to give a crap about him.

But he's going to do it anyway for the love of the game. He should diss fat Joe. No. Don't. Don't. Don't. Come on. It's war.

But that does be like, oh, okay, see the podcasters. they're not messing what you call come to do an interview here right here because all of these people the one that's suiting in camera has one of the biggest podcast yeah glad joe has another podcast right cool over here come home come home take gas like that's the sound that I'm pretty petty police the petty police you're pretty pretty petty police you're just petty I'm being petty petty petty pretty petty girl pretty and a pettiest hey come outside we know you have it That's big in his cop era If I was

Yeah, that would be very useful Hey, I gotta talk about Cardi B I love that she's the background to this segment Because this story is in relation to her And Offset Now I do gotta sit here and talk about How everyone has been coming at Cardi B And I do think maybe people owe her an apology

Because all throughout these past couple months last year When she started dating for Patriots players, Stefan Diggs While still married to Offset even though they're separated because of a lot of like stepping outside of the marriage, all of that type of stuff, right? Because of that, people were calling her all sorts of names. There was even a joke going around after she had her baby that offsets legally the dad in Atlanta, to which offset like LOL dad and just kind of like partook and all of that, right?

Partook in the making fun of her didn't partake in the defending her. Which, you know what? Maybe he doesn't need to because they are exes and they are having a contentious divorce. But come to find out that the reason why they are not divorced is because Offset was being petty. Huh? Okay. Offset, reported allegedly, according to Cardi B, was low-key holding her hostage in the marriage until she paid off his debt. Check this out.

The only way I can get out of my marriage if I pay for somebody else's taxes, even though I pay for my own and give them one of my problems. properties. I'm not, I'm fighting for that. I'm a fight for that. That's wild. She said that during a Twitter space. She's probably in a really large room. So it sounds like an echo. Yeah. But she was saying he wants me to pay his tax debt that is upwards of $1.5 million. Wow. She fought for that. And it seems apparently she won because we just got news and reports that offset has finally paid off some of that debt. Okay. Which would help, which if I'm seeing, think looking at this, certain way.

It would help their finalizing of the divorce. Yeah. If the debt and you paying it off was what was keeping you hostage, now he's taking the responsibility on himself and at least paying it up, kind of figuring out like, I'm going to pay this. Or maybe it was that time he pillowed talked to that one girl and then she was like, yeah, he wants to blow off the kneecaps of Stefan Dix for men. And then he like, maybe it was that pillow talking that you're like, yeah, I can't even

battle this. If I were to battle this in divorce court, they're not going to choose myself. Of course me. At all. So might as well. Yeah. It's so crazy to see like right when they broke up, like he was like speaking highly and like, oh, you know, I hope and wish her the best. Everybody go listen to her album.

Vick, we were just talking about how when Offset was in here. And he was like, you know what? I just want to move forward with that part of my life. And I wish her the best. I just want peace. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. I just want peace.

I remember. I just want peace. And for the low price of $1.5 million to pay off my tax. and a property, I will sign the divorce thing. Oh, we misinterpreted him. He's like, I just want a piece of that fortune. That's what he really meant. Yes, me.

But loki, look, this is really, this is, this also makes me feel very sad for our guy offseat, excuse me, because we've seen him videos in Vegas trying to like, hustle up some bread. And again, the woman, Selena Powell that he was pillow talking with that went on her own podcast and just told every. I don't know why he would assume she would keep that a secret. Was saying like, yeah, I let him borrow hell of bread and he owes me. And because he didn't pay me back, now I'm telling you all the tea.

It's just not looking good for office. He's not making really good choices, you know? Very sad to see close and personal friend of mine. Oh, so dumb. But, you know, he's... Then go help him. Go pay. Leave out like that.

Let him borrow a million dollars or not. I haven't heard from it. I would. It was just like taxes and all sorts of things. I have to wait for the new year, fiscal calendar. Reset up. It's a lot of things going on. But, I mean, he's music royalty

at the end of the day. Like, the Migos are literally like the Beatles are literally like the Beatles of rap. Yep. No exaggeration. That was big. Yes, that was me. I agree with you.

They are. They have the run. You know what I'm saying? Versace, Rastchi, Versace. Yeah, come on now. Vick and Greg, I am bowing out of this guy. What? Come on.

He has a pedigree. He has his moment in rap. He did for whether you like it or not, whatever him and Migos did, definitely change the landscape and soundscape of hip hop you know what I'm saying and it's just sad to see that at one point him in cardi it's like okay that was a match and it's an incredible match and you guys are quote unquote power couple and you now see what having a good woman does for you like you can keep up with all

of this lifestyle you can be able to go and get your businesses off create music and now that he doesn't have it for however you want to talk about Cardi B you're seeing the ramifications of that like his life is showing you that you feel me yeah Her man's going to Super Bowl right now. Yeah. Yeah, he might be. Well, maybe. I said going right now.

Okay. A contender, bro. No, he's more than likely going to go. I would bet on it. Yeah? Yeah. The Patriot. A million dollars?

Okay. Do we even have a million dollars? Yes. But it is crazy to see that the petty one in the situation is offset. Yeah. A lot of people were going in on Cardi B for her new relationship status. But what should she have done? You feel me?

Yeah. Oh my gosh. That was Petty Police. Let's get into Scroliando. So. Scrolling. Everybody knows Druski, you know, making fun of people, all the skits that he does. Yes.

Internet comedian, Drewski. He's just a, he's a star. Yeah, he's on TV every, like, commercial now. Commercials, yes, he's doing commercials all the time. Oh, yeah. For the NASCAR video that he did. I like all the fraternity videos that he does. My husband, he'll be scrolling and just laughing.

I'm like, who's making you giggle? And it's Drusky. I'm like, who's texting us? It's just him watching Drusky be, uh, he'll be, uh, he'll be a little bit. day labor. Yeah. It's funny. It's funny.

But everybody's been talking about this pastor video that he came out with. Oh, yeah. Broke the internet, basically with that one. And it broke the internet so bad that he's got,

he has pastors mad about what he did. He made that pastor video. Somebody in the congregation asked why I'm wearing Christian Dior and Christian Lupidum. Because I'm a Christian and I walk in the blood of Jesus. Give them to praise.

I'm a Christian. Christian first. And I walk in the blood unseason. Give them some praise. Pretty funny. Yeah, I like the beginning of that video where he's like, I'm gonna impregnake you guys with the word of God. You know it's wild?

I've been to church services that have said things like that. Really? But it's funny from the outside I get the, when you're in there. And Vick, you can attest to this like just being in that experience. You're like, oh my God, I feel it? Like you feel it. No, no, you're there.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I went to like a Christian church like that beginning of the year, like first weekend. And yeah, I was excited. They were like, we're building a new church out of Walmart. And I'm like, let's go! Yeah. I was like in it.

You're in it, you're wild up, bro. For the Lord. You found pregnant it, big? I very. You did. You need to go. Maybe impregnant yourself. Since no girl wants you to impregnate them.

But anyway, anyway, Oh, yeah. I don't know if you knew this, but Angie talking about this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're getting impregnated. There's a pastor going viral by the name of Pastor Mike Todd saying that the video that Druski made, it's a distraction that we should not pay attention to this video. How you feeling, Pastor Mike?

I don't even know really what happened. I had a few people tell me what was going on. I was like that. There was a video that came out this past week with a few hundred million views. And some people were trying to link it to me. And so I watched the video. It was funny. It was all this stuff.

And then people started trying to say different things. And the thing that I was most taken aback by was how much frustration it created in people. And I stepped back for a second. I said, oh, my God. All this was was an attack on people's lives of distraction. Fighting with somebody they don't know in the comment? Do you know how many people watch video after video after video? video making decisions about what they wouldn't do and what they will do.

And if I ever, it was a, there were people that did not do what God said to do this week. Oh, I get it. I don't. I get it. The collection play was a little light this week. No. It was a day. It distracted you all.

Put the money back in the collection play. I'm not going to let you guys do that. That's church. Church always does like relevant things that are happening and then boom puts it to the word. and be like, hey, focus. He said, y'all. Because in the Bible, blah, blah, blah, blah. It was distracted by the blah, blah, blah, and that led to la la la.

Like, they'll put whatever happens in the day to day and then they'll flip it and they'll make it Bible dog. That's what he's doing. That's what he's going to do? What else are you going to do? What else are you going to do? Just read the Bible? Yes, I thought that's what they do. No.

No, not at Christian churches, bro. They turned up. Letti, he said, y'all didn't do something this week that you did last week. No, no. You didn't. You didn't do something that you were called to do this week because you were too busy, scrolling and focusing. And that might be true.

They didn't make it right. That might be true. Because where are you supposed to start running? Where are you supposed to start reading the Bible? Where'd you start being faithful to your wife? Whoa, whoa. How would he know that? Whoa.

He just expressing. Hey, if the shoe fits. He just knows that the collection plate was like. Oh, my God. He talks holler is what I hear. People were putting them together because they dress similarly. Yeah. Because apparently this is the fool that.

would have come out from the ceiling flying and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah so this pastor he dresses really nice and you know like druski in the skit he had like a lot of design yours on and stuff like that and this this pastor was like bro i don't even have cars like that how you feeling pastor mike i don't even know really what happened i had a few people tell me what was going on i was like that's crazy i don't even got a rose royce i know what like like people ai in pictures and doing stuff i said I don't remember being that big. Like, I was big, but I don't remember being that big. But you know what I'm saying?

Like, that was kind of the vibe. But the reason I couldn't get distracted is because I'm building something. The reason that I cannot be moved off in my post because what God has called me to. Represented God to the loss and found for transformation in Christ, that's what I'm supposed to do. I was waiting for the no weapon formed against me shall prosper. Hold on. I almost turned. I turned on Druski right now 20 more seconds and I'm like, I'm feeling it.

Hold on. To me, that's church, bro. Donnie was like, what? I kind of like. Oh, no, low key even hearing it, I'm like, wait, is this the Drewski's here or is this? Yeah. It sounds like I don't even have a Rolls-Roy. What are what you're talking about?

No, because they need clown Druski. I love that. Church people are some of the most like, oh, bless you, hi, but really kind of you. Yeah. Because he's like, I'm not even that big. What do you mean? That's not me? I'm not fat.

That's what he was trying to say to Drew's. Tedruski This is a Bentley Not a Rolls Royer Come on now Yeah I'm another

Yeah All right All right Yeah Maybe this will encourage people To go to church So they can see it

Life for themselves Yeah I think I gotta check it out now I gotta check a church out You should Yeah You need it Well thank you for that

Yes Let's get into the weather Concretto And now The weather Oh Hell the dog With concrete

beach storm. Peritos, it is going down for the weather, Wednesday, January 21st. First, we're off to the city of Raymer, where Greg be playing the girls like a gamer. Yeah, I do. That's right. Where's Raymer?

Hit it. That's right. Thank you, Angie. 66 and you're 50 at night. Now we keep through shot to East Lowe's where foods be like, hey, I got life on the pistoles. For Greg. For Greg, because he needs a drink.

65 and 52 at night. Now we get all tactical in the city of Chatsworth. We're going to roll up on fools like we're task force. With Greg. Put your hands up. With Greg. What? 67 at night and 49 at night.

And lastly, we smash to the city of Banning. What if you said 67 at night and 49 at night? 67 and 49 at night. Okay, gotcha. Lastly, we smashed to the city of Banning where Greg says the show, he's throw it like they're Peyton Manning. I don't know. I'm just lying on you now, bro.

He's dedicating weather to you, Greg, because you're so sad. You know about what's going on in life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So get better, bro. Yeah, banning, you're 67 today and you're 49th and I, throw on a sweater. Thank you. Or don't throw on a sweater and lose weight. Whatever, I don't care.

That part. Greg. Greg. Studio banning. Go tanning. Go tanning with some bannies. Yeah, okay. Thank you.

Stop being sad. You're affecting all of us, bro. You just stop. How did you have to change weather for. I change everything for you. It's all about great. They change the weather. That's the, uh, well, I'm concrete, I guess.

For Bombag mornings, our Prong-O-60s. Be here tomorrow? Yeah, I'll be here tomorrow. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.

Alejandra needs our help. Alejandra, hit us up and said, Hello, Brownbag. My name is Alejandra and my mother-in-law is getting on my last nerve because not only is she rearranging my furniture, she freaking took my dishes. She's a thief. She said, so my fiance's family is from up north.

They come to visit about three to four times a year. But every time they come, my mother-in-law changes and swaps out my furniture items without my permission. She said, she swapped. out my TV stand, dressers in my son's room, carpets, home decor

items, and trash cans. It irritates the hell out of me because it ruins my home aesthetic. The other night, they left back home and in the morning when I cooked breakfast, I realized I had no medium-sized plates in the house. I was looking around everywhere, and I

asked my fiance, where are our dishes? He acted like he didn't know, and I told him, checked every cabinet and then my fiance confessed his mother took the dishes she assumed they were hers and took them without asking me how do i get her what what go go go she said how do i get her to stop it's always always always turns into an argument with my fiancee and his mom any time i lay down a boundary please help me out brown bag it's annoying okay because i currently do not see a problem but go ahead wait what you don't see a problem no she swapped out her

yeah yeah i see uh her spending money on me okay i saw i like that too i wanted to know that part too i'm like how did she switch the dressers in my son's room that's a that's awesome but uh home decor items and trash cans thank you for doing the let the it's the aesthetic yeah that's me that's me that you guys go ahead yeah so when my dad moved back into my house with me and my mom it was just me and my mom my dad moved in. Okay. He tried to do this. He tried to switch up the whole house.

He tried to do his own thing. And it would piss me off every, I'm not even kidding, every single day. I'd come home. This is moved. This is moved. This is moved. We'd be yelling at each other and my mom would have to step in like, stop fighting. Because it just irritates me.

When somebody moves something without asking. How old was I? Yeah. 19. Which bill did you pay? Which bill did you pay? I lived that. That was my house.

Which bill did you pay? He moved it to my house. Which did he pay? None. Now he does. Now he does. But in that moment he wasn't. But it would piss me.

I would leave something. Gone. Leave something. I was telling Angie. Yeah, I feel like she sounds just like how you sound. No, no, no. I'll leave one piece of clothes on the floor. One piece of clothes.

One piece of clothes on the floor. Is it a house? I just put it there. Why? Because I was changing. Because it's dirty. I could see the clothes. argument happening. I was changing.

So mad. Did he pick it up? He picked his up. Picks it off. Actually, that's nice. And he washes it. Oh, Greg. No, I already know what happened. He messed it up, didn't he? In the washer. Yes. He's not supposed to wash that shirt. He's done a lot of things. My mom got irritated. She would leave one thing on the floor. Boom, he would pick it up and wash it. I get irritated all the time. Horre decides for me what he thinks should be in the kitchen and whatnot. Like, my families are all in the garage. Yes, I haven't used them in a while. But if I do

want to use them. I don't want to go outside to get them. Jorge. He's funny. So I, too, I'm that person, but I still, I'm like, bro, I'm not, you just deal with it. No. Jorge's like, you outgrew these, I said. Yeah. I get it.

No, yeah, but I mean, like the mother-in-law and like the family stuff, I think those boundaries like that happens, you know? Like, when I was younger, we used to live in my grandparents' home. Yeah. My mom and dad and all of us, we used to live in their home. We rented it from them. and there would be times where I remember I was a kid and my mom would say

oh I'm so mad because your grandma just walked in here with a key like nobody answered and she just opened the door and then walked in and at the same time you're like it's technically their house yeah you know what I'm saying but it's like they're paying like we were paying rent and stuff like that so in like you know after that she was like dude I gotta get out of here we got to move like get our own house and all this stuff and it was like a big issue that's that's the way to for the

That's a good solution. Yeah. Let me get out of my mom's house because she has the key to it. Keep opening to your house. He's opening my door. No. She's got to, I just got to know more. Like, there's just so much, like, right now, I thought, like, dude, Suegra was a whole thing.

No, no, no, no. The aesthetic. Yes. She said it right there. The aesthetic. You know what? She's not going for. She's messing it up.

She's not going for wood. She wanted black. Yeah. I don't know. She's probably got like a, live, laugh, love sign or something that she put up. Yeah. Just ruins everything. Maybe she, I guess, too, it could be like, I don't like her already, so anything she does.

It could be. Because I've got, like, we've had parties. People leave with plates. People leave with things, like, and I'm just like, yeah, you just chalk it up to the game. Like, they leave with plates. What kind of plates? That was really good food. You got some nice plates over?

Like, Tupperware, like, glass, too. Oh, wow. Yeah, but imagine having a plate that's a plate that's too small or too big. Now she doesn't have any medium-sized plates. This just sounds great. Like, I don't know, I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm mad as hell.

I think the problem is Alejandro's husband Because he's probably telling his mom Like yeah it's fine Oh you like them you can take him It's okay I know It's him can't tell his mom no Yeah Oh you like him here

Take him she won't even notice She notices immediately Yeah She's going to it's her house And then he lied and he's like What? What place? I don't even know Who's to say that the Swagrad Knows what she's doing is irritating her

You know it's like because once you think you're doing it like out of good good energy you're like oh let me help out oh this is good or maybe she's that way right something particular like that

not that you have to be okay with it but if you're not okay with it say it yeah you know and that's where she's having trouble she's saying how do I get her to stop it always turns into an argument with my fiance and his mom anytime I try to lay down a lot

boundary so she's trying to figure out how does why do I get her to recognize that this is not okay with you right it might be okay with other people like Letty, but it's not okay with me. No. And it's to each their own. What you're okay with in your crib is different from what somebody else is okay with in your crib.

That's what I'm seeing from this. If my Suegra was like, hey, babe, this does, like, you know how much strength it takes to move a couch? A lot. I'm like, bro, go ahead. That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, okay, when they were doing all that stuff, nobody told her anything. Like, she swapped out my TV stand.

So the swap out means it's still in the same place. She just got a new one. I need to know. I didn't know these answers. And thank goodness, we have baby girl on the line. Alejandra. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello. I have a couple questions for you. When you say swap out TV stand, dressers, carpets, home decor, is she buying new stuff? Oh, I can. What do you mean swap out? So sometimes she brings me stuff from her house or sometimes it will. it will be new.

Uh-huh. But I don't know. I just think she just likes her decorations more or her style. So she's trying to take her style from her house and put it into yours. Like old stuff? Yeah. Old style? When she leaves, does she take it?

No. Sometimes she'll throw stuff away without moving. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No. You ain't throwing anything away. So these dressers in your son's room.

dressers are hard to move or swap like you said did she buy new dressers or she brought a dresser from her house bring them from her house or she'll go buy one no but what did she do with your son's room

yeah she took she had swapped out his dressers but who did it like who did that for okay so and then she throws away your dresser that you bought or you had previously. Yeah. And she just throws it out.

That's crazy. So she got you a new one. Sun's room, that wasn't a new one. That one was one that she had from her house. Okay. Okay. So what, like, what new stuff has she bought you? Like home decorations.

Okay. A trash can. But you don't like that. You're irritated. Was it nice, huh? The trash can was like, same skill? First, I would have accepted that too quick. And she just, like, it was too small.

Like, it was, like, the most smallest trash town ever. How old are you? I'm 32. 32. Oh, you're grown. Okay. She goes. She grows.

Alejandra. Alejandra. Yeah. Do you see her in the act? Like, I'm assuming for the dresser, or is it she does it while you're asleep, or she does it while you're away or, like, in the dead of the night? Yeah. I know.

You wake up and there's a different dresser? So sometimes I'll be at work. And then she'll do it when I'm at work. And that's the thing that bothers me the most because it's like she doesn't even ask. Ah, okay, okay. Girl, how did she swap a whole carpet? You said, it says carpets. She rolled one, she rolled it out and put her own.

Oh, it's like a new level of roll out. Oh, okay. Okay, how does she bring stuff from her house all the way she married puppets? I know. She has her husband who helps her. Okay. It sounds like a task force, honestly. Yeah, they come with the truck.

They have everything in there. Obviously, I don't see what's inside their truck. Yeah. Because it's closed off. You'll see it just later. You'll see it in your house. Yeah, I'll see it later. Exactly.

Okay, Alejandra, have you ever thought that maybe your husband is asking for these things behind your back? Like, hey. La Alejandra no, she doesn't have taste, mom. No, steal. Please, bring the carbon, ma. Is it stuff like that maybe? He's just not telling you. And then he's like, they come down for a reason for that specific reason, like swap out stuff and like make it new.

I don't think so because he does, like he was irritated about the trash can because he's all like, oh, great. He's like, it's going to be full faster. Yeah. It's more work. It's more work. I get it. I get it. It's just not your choices.

I can count it all days. Just things, you didn't, you didn't choose for those things to be in your house. Yeah. What if your, what if your son is like, Aualita? My mom only gives me a key of furniture Avalita, please bring me the old heart furniture and breaks. It's 31.

Please, abolita. My mom has me with a mom that's broken. The mom dresser. That's so specific. Oh, Madreo, Alejandra. Okay, you say that whenever you try to set a boundary, you get in arguments

with both your fiancé and his mom. Yes. Can you tell me an example of that? Um, so when she had took my TV stand and, uh, had thrown that one out and put her own TV stand, I had, uh, instantly I was angry. I couldn't, I couldn't hide it. I was so mad because it messed up my aesthetic in my home. Agreed. Agreed. Okay. Yeah. So when I, I automatically, I had said something, uh, to, like in front of his mom like, hey, like, I don't like this ugly one you brought. But I didn't say it in that exact way. I was just like, you know, I don't like this one. I like my old one.

It matches my house more. And my fiancé was, like, in the background telling me to, like, like, basically, like, shut up, basically. He was telling me, like, no, no, don't say anything. And his mom was just so mad. His mom was mad. Yeah, his mom was mad about it. Was she offended? Yeah, she was offended.

Good. Yeah, she was offended. Good. Yeah. Because you said, I mean, that's that she. And she ended up leaving early. Thank God. Then her usual stay.

Yeah. And then me and him just had arguments the whole weekend after. Yeah. You just like your things. You like your things and you want your things to be respected. Yeah. You know? And that, and that's just what it boils down to.

Tell me about the dishes, girl. Oh, yeah. Tell me about where your medium-sized dish is at. So I was cooking breakfast and I'm opening up my cabinet looking for plates. Obviously, I want to use a medium-sized plate and they weren't in the cabinet, checked the dishwasher, not there. I checked every other cabinet, not there. And then I started to bring the eggs.

And then I told my fiance, hey, where's the plates at? And he was all like, oh, I don't know what you're talking about. And then I said, well, I'm going to call. call your mom because she was the last person in the kitchen and it's crazy that they're missing. And then immediately right when I brought up his mom, we started confessing that she took them because she thought that they were hers. And I told them, why couldn't she ask me before she took them? She had the whole day before to ask, she had a whole three days she could have asked me.

She didn't ask me. Yeah, it was her fee. It was her fee for all the stuff she brought from her house. It was her fee for the carpet and the dressers and everything You owed her a balance You didn't know about it. You didn't know. You didn't know.

There's probably other things wasting, not going to lie. Check your cabinets in the kitchen and in the bathroom. Check the change drawer. Yeah, the forks. Is she a nice lady, though? She's very controlling, very, very controlling. And she only, the son that I'm with is like her only favorite kid. So it's like very her way and that's it.

Yeah. Yeah. Her baby. That's her baby right there. And you're about to marry that man. He's not even a baby? No, it's her favorite. He's her favorite.

He's a middle child. Oh, wow. That's good. That's good. Big up to the middle child. Yeah. That doesn't happen. Never.

They're like. The little child won't let him, he won't let his mom step in. Tell him what to do. Yeah. This one does because he wants to tend. Mom, whatever brings you to my house. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, my little Alejandra. No terrible problem. That's not really a problem. It's a problem. That's a problem. That's terrifying. If you wake up and you have different furniture than when you went to sleep.

That you don't want? Yeah. Okay, let me tell you. My dad lives with me. I love my dad so much. And he would do this thing where he would go to like a thrift store. And he would buy little trinkets, little like, I don't know, nothing. Like one looked like a little carousel.

Something looked like a little Santa. And then he would just put them on my kitchen counter. Right? That wasn't the aesthetic. No. But it made him happy. And I know he did it for me. So I'm like, I'm just going to leave these little porcelain trinkets everywhere.

They fit nothing at all to my house. But she's like, oh, that's a nice little gesture from him. You know what I'm saying? That's really cool, nice. It's what she did. She brings her decor. She's doing a little nice gesture. That is exactly what they're doing.

No, it's different. Alejandro, do you wish she was not alive? Whoa. No, I'm not that mean of a person. But do you wish you had your man to yourself? No No You wish your mouth would be a man

Huh Step up Yeah I wish he would step up Yeah see But that's when he kicked his mom Yeah I'm not gonna do that It's kind of crazy

Yeah I don't want him to fight with his mom But I just want him to be like Hey Respect our boundaries You don't touch nothing in our house Yeah be a man Come visit visit that's it You know

Come visit Yeah the trunk better be empty Next time you come visit lady You raise some great Great points. It's your house. Like, don't swap things out. At least talk to you about it. At least go shopping with you.

I just like, hey, I want to add something to the house and take you with it. Yeah. She may not know that she's overstepping. And when you try to tell her, your man told you, I'll beck and you see it to my mom. But maybe. You got what I'm saying? Like, you, you tried and then it didn't work. So what's your route now?

All right? How do you deal with this situation? All right. We have Amanda and Sarah in South L.A. One of them is nine. Wow. Bringing the kids into this. Hello?

Hi. Good morning. Are you Amanda or are you Sarah? Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Sarah, talk to us. What would you tell Alejandra? Okay, so I think he should go to his Vegas house

and take all of the dishes or like any plates that he stole and run to his house. Awesome. And put them in a secret place. Nice. Love it. Thank you so much. Yeah. Should I have to put them in a secret place.

This is what you do. You go and you steal and then you bring it back. She still back. An eye for an eye. Okay, we got Ashley in San Fernando. What's up, Ashley? Hi. Hi, baby girl.

Ashley. Hi, guys. Ashley, you went through something similar? Yes, with my ex-soid. I had moved into her back house, and she, like, went. She came with us to home people. I chose my colors. How she said, you guys do it however you want.

And then we end up going over there. And then she, like, she was, she said, she was going to help us, but his whole family was helping us. And I found that cool. And then until I saw that she was, like, painting it the way she wanted it, she was, like, taking my tub blue. And it wasn't even, like, the paint, like, for the, for the tub. It was, like, paint for, like, the wall.

Oh, she painted the tub with paint from the wall? Yeah. That can't be healthy. Bludes. That's odd. Yeah, but it wasn't, like, porcelain. Oh, no. She was, like, painting the walls, like, the living room.

She was doing it, like, I wanted it, like, a, like, a lost gray, kind of, like, a light gray. She was painting it, like, orange, like a bright orange, and then she was trying to do my kitchen, like, yellow. This is she trying to, like, bright yellow. Yeah. No, she's Mexican, so she, like, she, like, trying to do it, like, the way she does it in her house. Well, dude. Well, hold on. Because she can say it is her property.

Yeah, like you guys are sending. True. Yeah. She can say that. I mean, but she did say like, you guys should do. Yeah, you guys choose it. But it's like that's where you got messed up. It's like where you feel messed up towards like, hey, you told me I could do how I wanted.

I picked it. And then it didn't turn out to be like that. Yeah. You probably chose all the wrong colors. Yeah. I wasn't telling him. I was telling him. I was saying when they were paintings, he was.

he was with his mom when they were paying me in the living room and I had stepped out. I come back in. I'm like, what is this? Like, this is not what I wanted. And she saw how upset I got. And then I was like,

I kind of got, I kind of felt bad because of the way I approached it, but I was, I was like, this is not how I wanted it. And she just like, oh, like,

I don't know how you guys wanted it. And I was like, you know, I wanted it like, you put your boundary up. Yeah. And sometimes it makes you feel, bad to make an old lady cry

sometimes it doesn't even so bad but you held your boundary the old lady's covered in paint you don't like you after she painted everything she put on three coats she spent money on that painting okay pues

but you said that's your ex-suegra so you don't have to deal with that anymore or like what happened I mean I still talk for because we have cake okay yeah I don't deal with that okay Oh, cutie-fi. So she should just be the ex-sueger.

What should I like Alejandro do? Alejandra. I feel like she should just talk to her and tell her like, because it is disrespectful that she's doing it behind her back and she does it while she's at work. And I don't know, I feel like she should just talk to her and be like, I don't find it right that you're just being it behind my back. Yeah.

Like, I don't know. She should just come to talk to her. Make her cry, girl. You need to show the exact, you need to write down the exact words. You told your swagra? Not you said you felt bad. You said you felt bad. What's never living a house with these colors.

Oh, who throws his TV stand? Not even a good paint job. This trash can? It's all patchy. Thank you, Ashley. This trash can is trash. And then the lady, no te gusto? But you guys don't hear it.

It's the guy. It's the guy not saying anything. Did your man say anything when that happened? He was helping. Well, with the tub, when he saw the tub part, with the living room, he was like, what's wrong with it? See? I feel like he used to seeing those colors all the time. But with the tub, he was, he looked at her.

He did say, like, Mom, okay, what are you doing here? I don't want my tub blue. It's like the ocean, no, the water. Yeah, it's that the kids are going to be in the water. The kids are going to be in the water. It's in, like, they're in the ocean. No, yeah, the pain was actually coming off. I know, I bet.

I don't think that is healthy. I don't think that's not paint for porcelain. Yeah, yeah. You did the right thing. You did the right thing. You did. Peace out. Oh, ladies cry.

And you said she's Mexican. Do you have to, are you Mexican? Yes. Okay, okay. Because it might be a, thank you so much for calling. It might be a cultural thing because we got Elisa in Long Beach. She said, oh, she said her boyfriend is Guatemalan. Elisa is Asian and says this happened to her too.

Elisa. Hi. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi. Tell us your situation. So I kind of get what she's going through. I've been with my boyfriend for almost eight years.

And his mom, he's the only son too. So I think it's like a cultural thing because they might get a little jealous. And they like to have like a little control or like space there still. So I think that's coming from there. I want to bark at you so bad. But it might be my Latin mom instinct. What do you mean we're jealous? Yeah.

So I guess like still holding on to her baby is what you're saying? Yeah. And then they like to have like a like kind of have a space there still, kind of like control. Yes. I get it because like she does the same thing to like our apartment sometimes and she'll like bring stuff. Sometimes like I get the part where it doesn't match with the aesthetic. Yeah. But she hasn't gone to like moving furniture and all that.

But since it's her fiance's mom, I think that she should have him like, He needs to set the boundary and talk to her, like, to the mom. Yeah. What did your mother-in-law bring... Coming from Alejandra, like, it'll be awkward for her. Yes. Oh, for sure. Yeah.

So it has to come from her fiance. You know what I'm wondering? What if he doesn't feel the same? What if he doesn't feel like it's a big deal? He probably doesn't see why he should. You know what I'm saying? It's just furniture. Yeah, but like, if she is feeling uncomfortable in some type of way,

then he should speak up for her. Yeah. Okay. Did you end up telling your mother-in-in-law? Anything? She doesn't speak too much English or like she speaks like a little bit so I have him tell her. And even then he doesn't tell her like exactly too. Of course not.

Tell her I don't want no Guatemal and trinkets in here. Oh mama, she doesn't know, no, no kidding. Yeah, yeah. With the plates like with my boyfriend's mom, she loves everything. that I choose and pick out. So I always, like, buy it for her. Like, if I have, like, I just just buy her like that.

Oh, that's fine. A question. Yeah, she loves me, but, yeah. But you don't let her. Yeah. Nour her taste. No, I'm not fair. I like her, like, I like her, the things that she has, but for her house.

Yes. Not my place. If it's her house aesthetic, do your parents ever bring anything over? No. Like, come in. I don't know if it's, like, for everybody, but, like, I feel, I see, like, the dynamic between, like, his family and then mine, like, we're so different. Like, his mom is always, like, into, like, his business and all that.

And, like, my aunt, like, I'm closer to, like, my aunt and mom. Got it. They just stay out of it. They're, like, not. Yeah, it's like, it's your own thing. It's your own thing, girl. And I bet they take off their shoes when they come in the house. Like, I don't know, like, from Hispanics or, like, the ones I know, like, they like to, like, be up in the business and stuff.

The cheese man. It's called cheese man. It's called we wouldn't have the homie help line if we weren't all up in everybody's business. I love you guys. I love the thing so bad. No, thank you Lisa. It's crazy how you see it. And then we're over here like, isn't everybody like this?

Yeah, it's normal. Nobody gossipy and she's most so. You're like, no, not my aunt. Not my mom. They kind of let me be. All right. Thank you so much, baby girl. Wow.

To me, I feel like if you let me be, you don't care. Is that our trauma? That is the trauma? All right, let's go to Lizette and Torrance. All right, Lizette, check this out. I got to tell you what's going down with baby Gra Alejandra. She hit us up because her mother-in-law comes over, moves things around, swaps stuff out that she has, throws away things and replaces them with things.

But she's just like feeling like, hey, these are boundaries you don't cross. Okay, I tried to say something when she moved, like she switched out the TV stand I had for the TV stand she wants, which now has me interested because I never cared about what a TV stand looks like. Oh. There's a one that have the shelves on the bottom, or she could have hung it up, like, you get me, like, so it depends. Those are expensive. No, I know,

but to me, I'm like, a TV stand's a TV stand. No, so there's different ones. I know, but now has me interested in seeing which one she traded in for the other, which one didn't fit her aesthetic. Yeah. And she wants to know, how do I get this woman to stop bringing stuff over? She's brought a whole carpet over.

Yeah, it looks ugly. She's done all of these things that maybe fit her house but don't fit mine. When I've said something, my man's shut me up. And I was not allowed to set that boundary. So what do I do now? We got Ruth and Glenda. What's up, Ruth? Hey, good morning, brown bag.

Good morning. What did you talk on that? I think it's pretty funny because, like, you know, like when you're so I don't come, just bring them out. And when she's not around, put them back away, you know? That's a lot of work. But still, though, like, I don't know. I guess I get it, but at the same time, I think it's funny because, for one, like, you're getting all worked up.

You're getting your trolleys in a bunch, and it's still happening. Did your swear? You know? What's up? Well, my ex, but I gave, I'm different. You know what I mean? I spoke my mind. I gave her, like, you know what I mean?

Like, oh, we're not doing that. Yeah. Oh. She's throwing shots like to stand on business. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, we're not doing that. Thank you, but no, thank you.

Or, you know, just be like, okay, at least ask me if I think this is cute. You know what I mean? I don't know. I feel like, maybe because I like, maybe one of my love languages is gifts. Gifts, yeah. So anything you give me, you could give me something that is broken from outside. And I'll be like, oh, this is really nice. I'm going to put it on my counter.

Put you take it ugly. But I will never, I like the. You thought of me. The thing that you did. So when a swigras like this, I would have been like, oh, my gosh, she's so sweet. I do suck at decorating. My aesthetic is really bad. Oh, you know what?

That carpet that you brought that's checkered and stained? Way better. Wow. But Ruth, do you think? I just feel like maybe, like, I don't know. And this is funny, but this is cute. I love how you and Angie are like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, no, don't do that.

You guys are probably going to be the suegras that are. gonna be giving things like that. Oh, not probably. Oh, for sure. Oh, no, no, Ruth. Yes, I know. I will be that's like that. When Alyssa,

I'm with you. Exactly. No, no, no. I'm with you. When Alisa said, oh, I don't know what it is about like the Latina moms and they're like jealous.

Oh, yeah. And me I'm like, and so would. Yeah. Hortito, I got you know a little trash. No matter what. I can't wait for my nueras

to feel this wrath. Because sometimes like they're throwing stuff away and all they say to like it still works and I think I get it from my dad because he's the same way. Luisito, this picture of us would be perfect right here. Over your bed.

Yeah, over your bed. I can't want you to be like, Horito, you're going to choose her over a mirror, mom. Oh my God. I prep it in the mirror sometimes. I talk to my son. You're prepping? Luis. Yeah.

Luis, remember when you had nightmares? Does she going to hug you? Horrito these plates? You're going to hug you? You're going to guilt you? Let me sit in the front seat, people. Let me sit here's a bamboo table. Oh yeah

It's the table I got you I thought of you at the store Horito It did It did It only has three lakes

But But have me I'm at When you were younger It's like this one It's like It's the memories Remember me

You're gonna let her You're gonna let her Take you away From your family Louis Horrito I'm not gonna be her one day What are you gonna do

Oh I'm not waiting till later You said already It was We were at Marathon Burger and O'Gizi comes in and he brought it because O'Gizi makes a cameo

in the movie. Oh, nice. And he brought his parents and his grandmother and his uncles and it was so nice to meet his mom was like,

I listened to you in the morning. Oh, that's time. And she's so cute and then his Theo also listens to us. That's cool. And they were saying like because they really wanted to come to the premiere

and OJC's like mom, my camera was just like a minute. She's like, I don't care. It's my baby. It was so cute to have met all of the O Jizis. The family O Jizi.

Yeah. I didn't even know what to call him. I was like, because it'd be weird talking to the Auelita. Yeah. Oh, I'm like, oh, I'm here for O Jizi? What the hell? Yeah.

Alejandro. Alejandro. You can call me O Jizia. Which one of his parents does he get the curly hair from? Oh, that's a good question. Maybe the dad's side. Well, the mom had her hair slicked back. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Yeah. Super cool, super cool. Really cool to see his old Jizi pop out. And as you know, I'm Shoreline Mafia, cool guy. Yeah. But literally it's like his family just,

yeah, I don't care of me because it's a minute that you're on screen. I want to credit you. Super family oriented. Yeah, that's cute. Mama O Jizi?

Mom Jeezy? He brings her out and show us all the time. Oh, it was really cool. It was really cool. Shout out of Jizzy, man. All right. Now it's time to give away some tickets to go see the plumpster.

Yeah. Oh, my baby. These tickets don't even go out until today at 10 a.m. But look at us right here. Hours before. Did we steal them? I don't know.

but you're not going to say anything because you want to win these tickets. All right, we got... You say the name. Say it, Jose. He can't. Kailuani. What? Hello?

Hello? Hi. What's your name? Kalani. Kallani. Oh, my God. Kalani. I wish that you saw how this will spell your name.

He spelled it. K-A-I-U-L-A-N-I. What? Yeah. Yeah, that's how you spell it. Oh. All right. Well, it's Mar-Bad.

Not like the singer? I apologize for my mispronunciation. Okay. All right. Are you ready to sing like Pesla Plumster? Yeah. All right. I'm going to play the clip, and then you're going to sing, okay?

Okay. All right. Go ahead, Kalani. That's close. That's hard. Mom! Stay out of it, Mom!

Wow, that was really good. That's some stiff competition right there. Let's go to Joseph, who's third. Oh, by the way, Kalani was 12. Joe, we're having kids sing, because of pluma. Yeah. Joseph, who's 13 in Laguna Nigel.

What's up, Joseph? Rich. Hello. Can you hear you? Yeah, we can. Can, brother. Hi. Are you ready to sing, bro?

Yeah. All right, I'm going to play a clip, and then you go into the singing, okay? Okay. Okay. And by me, Lord, no, my God. That's all. They all sound like Pesopuma, though. They all sound like Pesopuma.

Pesopuma. Pesopulma sounds like a 12-year-old. All right. Let's go to Andrew in Rosemey. Tell me my. Andrew. It's like a 12-year-old with a smoking problem. Andrew.

Peace, yeah. Hey, Andrew. Hello? Andrew, it's your turn. Are you ready? Yes. All right. I'm going to play, and then you go, okay?

Okay Incredible They're so cute They're so cute He started making up words Oh my Lando Let's go to Johnny who's 10 in Fontana What's up Johnny?

Johnny Johnny Are you ready? Johnny. Hello? Hello? Johnny, are you ready? Hi, hi, Johnny.

Can you try to sing this song? Okay, here. Johnny. That's Johnny's money talking. Hello. Say hi. Sorry, guy. Sorry, buddy.

Have a good day, school. You're about to get yelled at for not saying hi. For real. I told you. We didn't win the ticket for me. All right. Johnny, we got Joseph and we got Andrew. Andrew was good.

Andrew was the... He remixed it. Andrew. Andrew. Yes? Let me hear a little bit more, bro. Go ahead. Just hit it.

Three, two, one, go. Eia, best of someone, so man. Ando, and no balla. Yeah. I love it. I love it.

You're going to go to mess up for you're your parents or just whatever. Yeah. Hey, don't go anywhere, Joseph. Joseph, don't hang. Hey, dad, don't hang up. Also, Kelani. Kalani, don't hang up.

All right. Just they need to not hang up. But yeah, I just checked on their mentality. They're okay. My guy, Andrew. Andrew, hit it. No, my, la, no. What's up?

This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Man, I have to share this story, because I feel so bad for the residents of El Segundo right now. El Segundo. Was there a song about El Segundo? I let my wallet in El Segundo.

Well, someone left a bunch of mosquitoes there because usually out here, I'm used to the mosquitoes being here like springtime, maybe still being here summertime a little bit once we get into the fall, and then they're out. And they're going to hibernation or wherever they go until they pop back up again. But in El Segundo, they're dealing with an infestation of mosquitoes that's so bad. You walk out.

and you just get covered in wells and bites, they say. Okay, apparently there's some water reserves close by, and residents are theorizing that they've been making babies in those water areas and now sending it over to the actual communities that are right there, which sucks really bad. Those are plants. They're planted there? They're planted there.

The mosquitoes are planted there. Absolutely, yes. Okay, so we've been having a mosquito problem at home. Bad letty. I'm not even kidding. Like, in the span of 15 minutes, I killed like maybe. Maybe seven last night. Seven?

Yeah. Didn't we have a Nats problem just recently too? I don't know. But I feel like mosquitoes are supposed to not be here. I'm very prone to mosquito bites, so I literally watch the time. Like, dang, it's about to be Easter. These fools are about to come out. But this is way before Easter.

Yeah. Way before. Dude, no, all throughout like Christmas, New Year's and stuff like that, we've been having like a problem with mosquitoes. And so we thought it was like, oh, they're probably like landing on the water from the Christmas tree and they're having babies there. But then like my brother. Googled something and we ended up putting oil on it so they won't...

In the water, yeah. So they won't have mosquitoes. And it's still water. And you'd be surprised, bro. Even as little as like a soda cap with water in it can be breeding ground from mosquito. That's how small they are. And how often are they fornicating? It seems like they're doing it every...

They get busy, though. These fools really hibernate, though. Like during the wintertime and the cold months, but you know how it's been a heat wave and all of that? Yeah. Just feel so bad for the residents of El Cigmanu. Because, again, they have trap set up. They're Loki going to live like how they do with the...

With the nets over their beds because it's that bad out there. It's even loud. There's so many mosquitoes that the noise is deafening out there. I would hate that. It would make me feel like a princess with like the mosquito net over. Like a veil? Like getting married. Yeah, like I'm in the old day.

You're going to walk around with a veil? I have to get up in the morning and move the curtains. Hey, where do you travel that? That's a sick one. It's so sad. Residents have said, quote, our kids have been covered head to toe in mosquito bites. We spend our nights with the electric racket, It's smacking mosquitoes just to make sure everyone else doesn't get in.

It's a really sad time over there. And they just want an answer because Loki is like, bro, I invested to live out here. What the hell. And it's expensive. Also, you don't play. Hell yeah. It's by LAX too. Yeah.

All of that. They might catch a flight. Look at them not living in the Amazon. Perfect. All right. That was so you know I'm local. But there is some cheese. It's going down.

You guys, okay. You guys are familiar with the glam bot? Like on the red carpet. I love it. Right? It's really cool. It's like. The celebrities go at the red carpet.

They take their video, but it's like really fast. Slow motion. And then they make it slow motion. Now, J-Lo at the Golden Globes actually had a video going on. But she's getting backlash because of the way that she was acting towards the guy Cole, saying she's getting dragged online saying she was straight up rude. She didn't acknowledge him. Didn't say hi.

Thank you. Bye. Things like that, right? But Cole is actually defending her and saying she is not a... Rootie. She knows. She knew what she needed to do. Yeah.

That GlamBot is there and it's been there for all of the nice award shows. You pull up and you're a really nice dress. You wait there for a couple seconds and then the video looks immaculate. This guy has made social media videos himself. So like everyone knows him. He has long hair, tall dude with a really nice suit. Yeah, you know him now. Yeah.

He's a staple. It's not Brett Harbiz. But apparently there's video circulating where she don't even acknowledge him. She don't say hi. She don't say bye. She don't say thank you. None of that. He was like, bro, she knew what she needed to do.

Even if he's not offended, why should we be a bad? Yeah. Yeah, straight out he said, I don't think she just knew what she was doing. She was there for work. Like the red carpet's already chaotic, things like that. So he was standing up for her. But people online were still dragging him afterward. Yeah.

It's because, man, people don't know when to stop. Yeah. Lassen Mucha perro, dude. Like, just chill, it's not that serious. No, you're right. Go ahead. Even if J-Lo is, like, let's say, what everybody, all the rumors and everybody says she's rude and bitchy or whatever, it's like. You said it.

No, it's different. But it's like if that's her, that's going to continue to be her. Just why are you guys surprised if that's the case? You know what I'm saying? Oh, J-Lo's acting like J-Lo again. So what? Yeah, but again, Cole was saying, you already don't like her.

Yeah, there's that narrative that she's always rude and things like that. But now, Cole is the one getting the backlash because one of his clients or she wanted to, like, actually hire him, she's leaking some video or emails. Yeah. Some emails going back and forth with him and saying how. rude he actually is because she emailed him saying like hey like I actually want to hire you for like the video and the way he's been responding has been like well this is not cheap I don't think you can afford it it ranges up to 10,000 to a million things like that right and he didn't say I don't think

you can afford it. He said no if you think you can afford it no we can talk. That's almost saying I don't think you can afford it my guy. Brokey. He was like hey this is really expensive but if you think you can afford it respond to me and I got you. Oh, you like this watch? Oh, yeah, yeah. They have, like, replicas that if you want one, you can have it. Yeah. They also have these insanity alley.

You know what that time, right? Of course you do. Of course you know why that's crazy. It's wild that because he defended J-Lo, now they're like, oh, how dare you, you rude person? What if it's like, take one to no one? You know, like, hey, J-Lo's still rude. I love it. Like, just like me.

It's because people are just looking for someone to try to cancel, bro. No, you're right, because these Elmo's emails are so. They're from like 2019. Oh, they're emails. I don't think you can afford it. You can't afford it now. What's the word of the day? Money.

Emails. Keep going, Nancy. But the point is that going, is I apparently really rude on emails from six years, seven years ago. They're all rude. All of you fools of rude. Like celebrities are not allowed to. have a freaking bad day, dog?

How do you know that? How do you know Jayla doesn't have massive diarrhea and she's trying to get through the damn day? Like, how do you know? Like, seriously, how do we not know that, bro? Maybe she's going through something. Maybe her kid just cuts her out and she has a lot. We don't know, dog, you know?

I think we should allow celebrities to have a normal day just like everybody else. A bad day, bro. It's not that serious. It's been having a bad day. Thank you, Angie. All right. That's it for Chiefsman brought to you guys.

buy your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Morning. I'm part of 106. Okay. Usually I talk about rap right here, but we're going to talk about R&B today because the legend himself, Key Sweat, is saying R&B singers need to stop acting like rappers,

okay? He's giving us hits. I can hear a Key Sweat song and it takes me back, so back in time, like this song. Lights, right? Yes. Well, he's saying R&B singers of today, they don't know nothing about that

because they can't stop cursing. Check this out. Y'all want to act like R&B is a rap record. R&B is full play. RMB is, you know,

you've took the whole foreplay game out to rap. If you're cursing and you're trying to make up with your girl or whatever and you're playing an R&B a song,

you're cursing. Now you're going to make up y'all get up and argue so now that's making arguing with y'all. It's true, bro. It's true. I'm a big fan of R&B

and I haven't heard R&B something to say, oh, I want to f you own me. Like, why do you want to bang my chick, dog? Yeah, I want to take your girl.

It's like, yeah, they're taking the rapper persona and then they just want to sit. It's like, bro, I want to fall in love, dog. My heart is broken. Keith is upset. It's true, though. He said it's foreplay. This is supposed to get you in the mood, not make you fight.

Yeah. Or even it's like it's maybe supposed to like, from his perspective, it's supposed to be the lead up to the sex, not the actual. Yeah, the foreplay. Yeah, he's starting a foreplay that before, like, get you, get you hot and ready and then you handle the rest. I haven't heard a love song that says, like I want you.

It's more like whatever, whatever you did me wrong, and it's like, but in R&B foreman and it's like enough is enough. Yeah, but he's so good. Enough is enough.

Fultz it is incredible and he loves R&B he loves it as amazing. No, I love that song. I love, but yeah, but yeah, but they're not like completely cusset, like it's just, you know what I'm talking about the ones that curse.

Yeah, I want to love, ooh yeah. Oh, you want to come. You feel me? Yeah. Knock in the boots. Yeah. Rock and talking, knocking, knocking, knocking.

Oh, not long. You know what needs to happen? The dude R&B singers need to say sorry on a record. They stopped saying sorry. You're right. Because before, it was all about sorry. Yeah, sorry for 2004. Snoop-Daw said it.

That's where you went? No. I was like literally going back to Boys to Men. It's like them apologizing to get it on. It's like, I have not heard that since. I've heard, hey, where is my residuals at? Who else is getting this? You're right?

You feel me? Snoop's been talking about that about just, you know, just be an R&B singer. You don't have to be a gangster. But some of them are gangsters, even back in that time, the biggest R&B singers were the biggest G's. They were hiding it better, though, like, I think back then.

They are more scummy than rappers. R&B singers? R&B singers are the scummy is in the earth dog. I've always said that. No, I'm just saying, like, if you look at all the gangster rappers, Ice Cube, married forever. Yeah.

He's been L.O. Koo J, Mama said knock you out. He's been married forever. Jaru been married for, Like all these, they're good dudes, bro. Yeah, good hugs. You know what I'm saying? The R&B ones. Oh, those are the ones you got to look after, bro.

Seriously. You know what? Yeah. You're right because they can sweet talk to you. Yeah. They know what to say. They can, oohie. Yeah.

You know? Stop looking at her when you say that. No, no. That's not, I'm, it's the R&B. Every now and then when I sing, I get a little crazy. Ooh. Don't look at me. Look at me.

Wow. Yeah. All right. Look I'm big. And we have. for you this weekend. You, my friend, should go see the new movie

out in theaters. Broughts you by Rancho Mildee, Sony Pictures, our guy Concrete, our guy Duno, JD from Erencia de Patrones is all in there. Here's a little preview.

All I ever wanted to do was make music. This video has 3 million views. That's my nephew right there. I have to do whatever it takes. You're out of control. You're getting caught up in this. You're at this appointment.

I heard a concrete's voice. Is that concrete? Yeah. He got to control me, bro. Yeah. He plays a Tio in there, bro. Oh, good. They had the premiere yesterday at the Chinese theater.

I want to tell you, it was really nice to see everybody out, dressed up. You saw La Slippy? La Slippy. He said, oh, G's there. Angie Ruiz, boxer, he was there. We saw Lerri Hernandez there. Our video guy, Jose was just straight like a creep taking photos of videos of Larry. He's a legend.

Danny Trejo. Danny Trejo was there. Machete. Your girlfriend Jordan told me that she embarrassed herself in front of you because she told you where she knows him from. Spy kids. Yeah. It's okay.

That's the guy from Spine Kids. I'm like, no, it's not. He's not. He's not in, blood in, blood out. Like, come on, Machete. There's so many other movies. Everyone gets him as long as she knows who he is. Spite is George Lopez, right?

No. He's in it. No, Machete is in it. But it's just that there's so many other movies, but she knows him for that. It's so cute. She's just a girl. She's just a girl.

And that's besides the people that were in the movie. So many cameos. It was a cool to see. And Loki, the man that brought all of this to the light, did something similar with music. We're talking about Jimmy Humilde and Rancho Milde, okay? It's not for nothing, but he for sure made people listen when they weren't really listening and that genre blew up with the work that Rancho Milde did.

in the genre, you know? We see people that are in that from the Fuerza Rejidas to the JOPs, Junior H and even J.D. himself and Ereencia de Patrones, what they've done with The Corridos Tumbados, like, it's just a whole thing. Uh-huh. And that was part of what he's wanted to do.

He's wanted to build that legacy and that genre, and he for sure has tremendous impact there. Now, bring you on over to the movies. Yep, nice. And Jimmy Uvilde, loki, I told him, like, I'm like, I don't know. When people ask me how to describe you,

I just say you're Mexican Shugnight or something. It's a good way to put it. He didn't say he's not. Yeah. He likes it out. Yeah, he didn't say he's not. So I don't know, take that as you will. All right.

How would you describe him, Vic? Yeah, I mean, he's definitely like, you know, the face of a movement, you know. Oh, gosh. No, like if someone does it, like, if you're explaining, oh, Jim, Milde, he's the face of a movement. No, you have to explain to someone who no, no who he is. See? Master P. time in Mexican music.

He says that because masterpiece is in the movie. Yes, he is. Wow, Victor. I would say the Theo that has money and nobody asks where he got the money from. That's a good one. He's nobody has money.

And just don't get him at. Don't get him on your bat side. Why? I feel like he could deal with people. He can smile and laugh and then in the bank. Algo te pasa. Okay.

I'm kidding. I'm watching too much narco novelas right now. Why would you correlate though? Yeah, why? I don't know. That wasn't me, Jimmy. No, but Jimmy Mildee came through. And he talked about just even having concrete in the movie,

because what we know Concrete for, clearly the laughs, clearly the weather, duh. But he's more than just that. And Jimmy Mildegh wants you to know. My boy, Concrete over here has a huge part in the film. And it was kind of crazy because when I met him, it was like I always got a different, view about Concrete, right?

And the concrete was like a comedian, wipe that smile out the face. You're not like that every day. Like this was more serious. Like he's a, so when I told him, I said, look, I think there's a different role that has nothing to do with comedy with you. Wow.

And he was like, fool, I'll play the part real quick. You know, like, I got you, fool, you know, the concrete faces, you know. And I got to see that part. Shout out, Jimmy. If I were explaining Jimmy, I would say he's the type of guy that will mispronounce your name and then tell you to wipe that smell of face

and you're gonna do it. Yeah, yeah. He called him Concrete. Concrete. He said, wiped that smell off his face. And guess what concrete did? Did he wipe the smell of his face? Yes, sir.

Oh. See, three. Got it. Got it. No, Jimmy is not just all scary bear, okay? He's the happy guy. He's very intimidation. I get it.

But I guess you've got to be that in order to get to where you at. True. You know what I'm saying? But he did have very humble beginnings for those of you who don't know, Jimmy Humilde started off as a taco man. Look at it. But when I go by Lennox, it's a lot of full of emotions, you know,

because that's where, like, my career started. You know, that's why I was a taco guy. And I started on the street, like, everyone else. And then I moved myself up to, like, a little taco truck and then a little taco trailer. And then, you know, we started doing parties and everything. And, you know, tacos of assad, viria, chorizo, cabaron, tripas. Buccia carolitas. Like, I didn't get the whole list, you know.

I would trip out just if I would. to see Jimmy making tacos. Yeah, right? That'd be a trip. Dude, I mean, look, my hands, like, I got cayos, and my hands are really hard because of the comal. You know, it was really hot. And so when you're touching the spatula and everything,

you're flipping and doing all that. And then when you're getting the tortillas is the worst. Like, if you're not a taco guy and you start in your job right there, a lot of people quit right away because the tortillas is like, like when you're busy, busy, ain't no spatula. It's your hands. You don't boom, boom, boom, boom, and you put it out. That's why he has callous is.

It's not any other reason. Not any other reason. From bringing your hands? It's from slapping the pan, not slapping. Yeah, people. Oh, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. That wasn't me, Jimmy.

You said that. You said that. Jimmy too was not me at all. I got invited to a party, guys. Don't mess this up for me. You're going to a party? Super Bowl party. It's going to be late.

Oh, nice, nice. Be careful. Be careful. Rancho. I don't know. Maybe they want me to. Victor Omilde? I can't wait.

I can't. That flows, though. That blows. All right. Chath Jimmy Omilde, man. He's the man behind a lot of the Spanish scene that you see going on here. A very polarizing figure. He knows it about himself.

But ultimately, he's a guy that started off. Like, in your area, no? Yeah, Lennox. Originally Venice and then Lennox, like, just between, like, the South Bay and stuff. Brann, he still has the same number. So much so that people even call him for tacos still. I still get called. I swear to God, I still have my same, this is my same phone number from when I was a taco guy.

And I just sent them over to my homie. They call you for catering. Hey, I'll have a party. Oh, yeah, I'm, I'm like, oh, see, me, this. I'm like, oh, see, me, this. Cambiaron of the number, there's a new number. I just sent him to my homie, Raffa. Wow.

Salo, my homie Raffa, yeah, Taco Mexico. Yeah. That's so cool. He doesn't tell people he doesn't do it anymore. Yeah. He still wants business. Yeah. Being a business, make sure you go on Friday.

It's out in theaters, Klika, the movie. Shout out to our homie Kahn. Shout to homie Duno and everybody that's in the film and really, really doing it. It's really cool. Really, really cool. Okay. That McMan, move. That makes man move.

You ever feel like you got shortchanged by something? Like, either you were like, I'm going to sell this for this much, or I bought this for this much, and then you end up selling it for, like, not a profit? You ever have that feeling? All the time. Or you buy something and then you see it's on sale later. You're like, I could have saved money. That hurts.

All right. This is that type of feeling that a guy named David Flores has because he caught the third home run of Shoheyotani during NLCS's game four in October 2025. Now, if you paid attention to that game, it was like a historical game for Shohey O'Tani. He had like no hitters that game and he hit three home runs. So this guy got the third home run, all right? And people offered him like, hey, we would. will pay you $2 million for this ball, right?

And we always talk about like, hey, who catches the ball or whatever. Supposedly, this fool was taking a nap, heard all the commotion. Taking a nap during that game is pretty wild. Heard all the commotion, woke up, caught the ball. Crazy. Crazy fate, right? But he's like, no, I'm going to wait until this goes to auction. Okay, it just wrapped in auction. And it ended up making around $300,000.

Loser. So you could have had two millie right there, but you held on to it. 300 grand is a lot of money But you just feel That you could have got two million You feel? Yeah You just have that feeling

That's that greed That's that listening to people in your ear Being like no bro Just wait it out Don't take the best offer Don't take the first offer That one homie that's never done anything Fool

I saw a movie one time dog My fool waited full All kinds of fairer dog Fool you can save you and me And all time 300,000 is not enough for both of them. Oh, that's not enough for the house, though? What am I going to get?

That's enough for your house. Not mine. Yeah, what about me? Oh, Tani balls have, weird. They have sold for a lot more. Like, one has sold for $4 million, I believe. So I'm assuming he took all of that in a play. And he did make mention, I want someone from Japan to win this.

I don't know if they were allowed to be part of the auction because they did not win that. Somebody won it for $300,000 in auction. It had to be the, the option. the hype of the moment. Yes. It's like it was at a peak. Oh yeah, I want that right now. That energy was crazy.

Yeah, everybody was so excited during the World Series. Now it's passed. It's already 2026. Cold. Cold turkey, baby. So now it's like, oh, now you put it up for sale. That's where you messed up. Yep.

Strike while the iron's hot. Yeah, the game was legendary. Six scoreless innings by Otani hit that three home runs. That full took a nap, woke up, caught the ball of his dreams only for it to not. And he still fell asleep. He still fell asleep. He did. Sleep at the wheel.

Okay. But wouldn't you be happy with 300? I'd be ecstatic with 300, but I would have been happier with two million. Of course. We all would. You could fit like so many 300,000s and two million. That's going to be full. Just wait.

Wait till the new year people get their taxes in January. For Christmas. Nobody can spend too many. Imagine. What goatejo would you give him now that he's up 300 grand, but he could have had too many? Because that's going to follow him for the rest of his life. That's going to be the story he tells when he's an older fool and talking to his kids and all of that. Put it all on black.

So, no, no, no. Go to Vegas, put it all on black. While we're at it. Always strike when the Comale's hot, dog. There you go. All right, that was money moves. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. Let's get into Studious Fool.

Great stock. Hell of Studious. What's nine plus ten? Turn your wife? Look at this studious food. Perritos, I used to get mad when we, when my dad wouldn't put the heater on, or when my dad wouldn't put the AC on.

And he was only doing that. because it was actually saving our lives, guys. Really? All right, because sleeping in cooler rooms might do more than to improve your comfort. It could also help you burn body fat, more calories, and support metabolic. Metabolic? It's okay, it's okay. Metabolic.

It's okay, little, Angie. No, you're rubbing off on me, Angie. Health. Cooler temperature is also. Oh, you just reused. They just skipped it. No, go back, go back. Metabolic health.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Thank you guys. You're welcome. Cooler temperatures also promote deeper. What's happening? He doesn't know what he's reading. What is your story?

No, I'm telling you, more restorative sleep by Lauren. What? Restorative. Bro, this dude just mixes all the, when you don't know a word. And then he puts an Asian accent on it. He just mixes it together. Restorative. More sororough.

Like, you. You get what I'm saying. Sleep at low and cold body temperature. Sounded out. A key process with initiating quality rest. Okay. I don't know what you just said. Doesn't it sound smarter for reading in an Asian accent?

It does. It does. Say it. Sleeping in cooler room might not do. Might do more to improve your comfort. It can help your mind, your body, and your soul. Okay. Okay, not going to lie, that does make it time.

Yeah. So much wiser. Right, right, that's what I'm saying. Everything you read before that didn't understand you. It could help your body burn more calories and support. Metabolic. All right. So the point is, the point is, the point is that if this winter,

the gas company cuts off your gas, don't trip, dog. You're only going to lose weight. Okay. Not money because you don't have that money. Yeah, that's why you cut it off. That's why you cut it off. Don't sleep with the heater on if you want to lose weight. It's what do you say.

Freeze. Freeze and lose weight, people. The colder the room, the more your body starts to eat itself. Yeah, you lose more calories. You would think that you would like sweating would make you lose weight. That too. But that's if the heater's on. But that study hasn't came out yet, so I'll talk to.

The study that contradicts this study hasn't came out yet. I don't have a study. I know. Don't study my study, bro. No, I'm not. I'm just speculating. Don't study my study, dude. How you're researching his study, man?

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