Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 648 (Full Episode) Is He a Mama's Boy For Splitting the Rent?? 🫥 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/29/26)

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

The crew navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Griselda, whose man pulled a last-minute "mama’s boy" move by demanding they split the $2,000 rent 50/50 just days before their move-in date. The vibes get "hella studious" as the squad investigates a scientific study exploring why human males evolved to have larger primates than chimpanzees to attract mates and intimidate rivals. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥲]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type Robback mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, Perrito. Do it. Go! What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? All right, if this is happening to you or in a city that you reside and you were like tripping out, like, hey, why is that one thing that was always there, not there anymore?

We're talking about gas stations. It happens to us right here. We thought it was just a Paran 106, like... Conspiracy theory? No, not conspiracy theory. Like a Paran 106 problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not.

Apparently, it's happening all over California. Gas stations are... Disappearing? Disappearing. We have one on the corner that we always love going to. And, oh, no, now we're going to have to drive down the street. First World Problems, by the way. You know how many times I've almost ran out of gas because of that?

That's where I usually get my gas at before I go on the freeway and go home? And because of that, you've been running out of gas. I've been on miles zero and I'm almost out of gas. Oh, my God. Okay, where there is a new California law that's forcing some stations to shut down. The new law now requires older underground storage tanks at gas stations, those with only a single layer of steel, to be permanently closed or replaced with modern double-walled systems.

Wow. I'm going to tell you right now, that seems to be, like, what's happening down across the street from us, where we saw, like, this gas station that was very, very, heavily trafficked. It's not like it was losing money. You know, sometimes there's those one gas stations that you're like, who goes there like that that's for one? Yeah.

There's one over here too, that's so weird. We will go to the other one instead. So there's those ones, but this one was always heavily trafficked and it's like, boom, one day it just shuts down. Now they're doing construction on it. And it seems to be that maybe they're adding like that double steel layer or whatever I've you. I checked it out.

They're going deep in there. They are. We're watching the excavation of yesterday. So just so you know, if there is a gas station in your area, and you're seeing it kind of just be demolished. It's not a thing. It's a law. It's not them just leaving by by.

They might be coming back stronger. Good. And double steeled. That's how we like it. There we go. I miss this one so much. I would go on my walk over there. Just, you know, chill out.

Yeah, you'd be like, anybody need anything from the gas station? Yeah, I would go all the time. His team would be chattering. Energy drinks anyone. I would go all the time. And now that it's close, I'm like, wow, what am I going to do in my life? The good news is it may be coming back. And I guess if you are also wondering what happened around your area, that may be it.

It may be this new law, okay? Yeah. All right. Well, that was doing. You know, I'm local. Let's get into some schismation. Zoola, come here. Now what's going on?

Cheesmation with Angie. Aye, Ray J, Ray J, Ray J. Oh, man. Did we got to talk about his health, okay? Yes. So maybe like a couple of weeks ago, he was actually hospitalized for like a really bad chest pain, right? And then he came out. saying that he had like pneumonia.

Then he went on and saying that only 25% of his heart is functioning right now. A lot has been happening really quickly with Ray J. And by the way, these past few weeks, Ray J has always been relevant, you know? Brandy's brother, but also R&B star in his own right. Vic, you love him. Like, this is your guy.

Yes, absolutely. But recently it's been one thing after another with his health. Yeah, back to back. Back to back. And then just like maybe a couple of days ago, he went on Instagram live and said pretty much, much bye-bye to everyone because he's not going to make it according to him. 2027 is definitely a rap for me.

My heart up on the right side is like black. It's like done. I fucked up because I think I thought I was a bigger like I had more weight. So I'm like I can handle all the alcohol. I handle all the drugs. I can handle everything, but I couldn't. So he's saying that right now the doctors are telling him he only has months to live. And he's blaming it because of his party style of always.

like partying, always drinking, things like that. No way. This is so sad. Well, I don't know. Okay, this is the crazy part, okay? Because in that same life, he was saying that he's going to go to Haiti and he's going to do some type of voodoo and he's going to live stream it because they have the cure letty, whatever he has. Oh, so he might be on a sick one right now. No, no, no.

Well, that's the thing. We don't know what kind of sick one, though. He's going to go to like a witch doctor and try to get himself sick. I don't know. There's just different ways to treat things. Yeah. Probably someone told him, hey, whatever you have, they have something there, you know? And it might be more holistic or maybe cheaper.

So people try things. People, I've seen people do juicing instead of treatments that are given to them for different ailments. I know when I was diagnosed with the thyroid disease that I had, I was, like, heavy into juicing, like, celery juice and stuff like that. Or, like, reading what the holistic ways were to kind of battle it. So I think maybe he's going through that part of it. I hope so. But people online don't know whether to believe him or not. Yeah.

The thing is like Ray J is kind of always in character. You know what I'm saying? And so people are wondering like, is this part of the show? Is, you know, he exaggerating or is he, you know, serious? Yes. And we don't want to not take it serious. Yeah. We also don't want to be trolled.

No, but also people are worried. I've been getting texts about this. Like, you know, is everything okay with Ray J? And I'm like, man. Who texts you? Oh, yeah. Who's texting? People are texting.

to me and I'm like I wish I wish I knew and they're like you know I'm here for you in this difficult time you know because they know you don't even have his phone number I do but I don't use it I do but I don't use it you know because he has a lot of things going on right now oh my god like I like this thing is people know how much I admire Ray J and his work that's true that's true that's true lucky you caught him on a sick one yeah we partied together you were not together you were in the same city and you took a photo from across the room of Hugh's turn then how did we get him at power I don't know. Wasn't it?

Didn't we DM him? I thought it was even. No, because of me, because I met him that day. You're such, I don't believe he's been. This really happened. I said, you got to come to power in a couple weeks and then he came. I feel like that was a man. This really happened.

No, he DM'd. No. What else is going on in 2027, Vic? Can you tell us what's happening in 202027? I don't want to. You guys aren't ready for that. What's going to know in LeBron? Yeah.

Well, I do tell the future. All right. All right. Okay. We do hope that Ray J gets better. Oh, yeah, for sure. And you know. There are these moments where we don't know what's going on with someone and we kind of make our own assumptions or like he's on a sick one or clowning.

Yeah. And something is really happening. Like what happened with Chadwick Boseman, a lot of people were making jokes about his appearance. And unfortunately he ended up passing away battling colon cancer in private. So I guess for Ray J to be public about it, that also shakes people up. Yeah. And I just wish for the best for him. You know, he's been through it.

Loki, there's so much going on with him that it's like, wait, is this a way to, like, deflect or anything of that? But that's where our brains are now. Because we have so much information in this world. We don't know what's real, what's not. But I love to Ragey. Prayers to Ragey. I know. I feel like he's like the guy that cry, the boy that cry wolf.

Because now it fits this serious, no one's believing him. And I just keep thinking of that one time where he was saying about that he hooked up with sexy red. And then he's like, yeah, you're right. I was lying. Oh, yeah. Remember sexy. I forgot about that. Yeah.

Yeah. He is getting sued by the Kardashian. That too. So it's like, Ray J, you're not helping your case. But yes, fool, I hope you do get better. And, you know, you are here with us in 2027. We value you. Yes.

All right, that's it for his Cheesmeb. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brown Bank mornings. I'm Par 106. Speaking of characters. If it's hip pop, you know let these on. There I go. Rep sheet.

Let these set go. Some things I wish I didn't have the report on. Mm-hmm. Yesterday, um, Nikki Minaj. Um, she was at the Trump account summit.

It was held in Washington, D.C. And she wanted to let the world know who she's the number one fan of. Check this out. Well, I don't know what to say, but I will say that, um, I am probably the president's number one fan.

And that's not going to change. lame unlike Ray J I think she's telling the truth I think she is the president's number one fan

but people are very I guess concerned or don't know how to feel you know her barbs are watching her and the

fandom of Nicki Minaj is like no other they they worship the ground that she walks on she's done so many so much

things for them big part of her fandom is the LGBTQ plus community and so they're kind of like what do we do

this is our our leader and this man has been blatantly against who we are as an identity. That's just one part of it. Then you take the immigrant part of it. Then you take the black people part of it. There's so many sections of her fan base that just doesn't know what to do with what's going on. And it doesn't align with the president's ideals and how he carries himself and the things he says. She was holding his hand at one point. What? Yes, she held President Trump's hand at one point, said she was his biggest fan and then it turns out that she got a gold card that the president this the trump administration

is calling the trump gold card and for a 15,000 dollar dhs processing fee and a background approval and contribution of one million dollars you can receive u.s. residency in record time with this trump card this is something they've been selling on their site for a lot of people that are from other countries like hey if you got enough bread we can get me can make you a resident right it was gifted to Nikki. She posted it on her social media and said, well, and so people are wondering, is this a transactional relationship? Is it, hey, come say this, if you want this. Nikki Minaj previously saying that she was actually

not from here. She put in a post from 2018, I came to this country as an illegal immigrant at five years old. I can imagine the horror of being in a strange place and having my parents stripped away from me at the age of five. This is her being empathetic to the situation that was going on those times. The quote unquote, kids in cages, how everything was shown online, right? Yeah. This is so scary to me, she says, please stop this.

Can you try to imagine the terror and panic these kids feel right now? Which is understandable if you have that experience in your life of coming and being a strange place, not really having the, you didn't choose it, but you know that your family wants to be together. And fast forward to 2026, you're calling. the man that was responsible for a lot of this and even upped it in a degree where we're seeing so much uh detention of u.s citizens so much uh death of u.s citizens not immigration and that's that it hurt me when there was people being chased and unfortunately passed away that were undocumented there was a man there was a field worker that fell off of a roof there was a man that

was by the Home Depot and I believe Al Monte that had that ran into the freeway all of those things still like are in my memory yeah you know like so you're watching all of these things we're hearing about little Liam who's five years old in Minnesota and now he's in a detention center in Texas and his uh his health is failing him yeah there's reports of him kind of just deteriorating in health and all of these things and then we hear someone like niki monage who is of immigrant herself understands that battle and then for what cost are you saying hey this is my number one guy you know what I'm saying it's a weird place to be it is but not for her because look at her track record she has a history of loving terrible people okay like who like her husband yeah

her brother and you guys looked to me kind of crazy when I was cheering that her house was going to get repossessed all Monday but you know yeah last week her house was going to to get a judge had court ordered her house be put on the market out here because she wasn't paying a lawsuit fee that she had to to another man or her ex bodyguard because she had her husband reportedly allegedly but the court found her husband attacked the the bodyguard because she ordered him to and then so they granted him like about a $300,000 payout settlement she didn't pay it and so and that was back in like 2019. Wow. And so then they were going to take away her house. And then Vic was like, let's go.

Yeah. I remember. I remember. For the record, never wrong. Just early. Oh, wow. You know what? It's just a very weird place to be. And it's been a weird place to be. Not for another thing with Nikki specifically, because you cannot say you're not a fan of certain songs. Of her music. Yeah. That part. And what she's done, especially for her side of rap, like the female side of rap, incredible. But this is something you can part ways with. Oh, hell no. And then I wonder what if. in a few years, she comes back and says, you know what, I was tripping.

You know what she's going to do, right? She's going to blame it on one of her alter egos, Roman. She's going to say, it was Roman. Roman is Maga. Roman is Maga, not Nikki. Yeah, that's going to be wild. It's true. It's just a, it's a tough place to be in as a hip-hop fan, and we're seeing it play out in

real time. It just seems unreal. Yeah. Because real life sucks right now. It does, you know, especially if you are an immigrant, have empathy towards immigrants or that's your background, you know? So, I don't know. That's the sound of the police.

The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. 9 or 9 or 1-9. Breaker breaker.

Breaker. Are we being cops or are we being pilots? No, we're being a, it's the... I don't know. Are you being truck drivers? Yeah. That's a big 10-4. Yeah.

All right, anyway, in the world of pettiness, No one can be betterier to you than your sibling, all right? Truth is in the Kardashians. So I'm going to take you back to the year 2018. The Kardashians were filming in Japan, all right? And Kim was so upset at her sisters. So upset at her sisters, but they got a one-up on her in 2026. So you got to see how this plays out, all right?

So they were in Japan. Yizi was doing his thing over there. The Kardashians were taking it on, all of that. Kim was so upset that her sisters were. wearing fur while she was wearing a gray biker short and like a gray windbreaker jacket plus some boots you could check it out brown bag mornings 106 on instagram to see the outfit themselves but this is how kim Kardashian described it at the time i can't even eat dinner because i'm so disgusted with my sister's crazy outfits that completely don't go with my look like i can't take it she would then

go on in the same episode to say like you guys look like clowns oh you guys are making me look bad you're trying to look like a geisha and because we're in Japan what the hell is wrong with you the her sister Courtney the older one she was like bruh you look like you're in the tour de France shut up so it's like that sibling yeah yeah back and forth yeah but fast forward to 2026 Courtney Kardashian the older sister post the photos from that sad trip where supposedly they were making Kim look crazy yeah all the comments are backing up the sisters in the furze like bruh Kim Kardashian's outfit aged like milk. Yeah.

She also had pink hair at the time with the roots grow now. Yeah. So there's that part. That outfit is very, very, very, everywhere. From the hair to the boots. Oh, the Al-Qaeda. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like snake skin, boots. Yeah, with biker shorts. Make a make sense. She was going to the club, but then she also needs to go run after. I don't know. It's kind of confusing. She was fashion. She was her man's muse at the time.

Remember when that full, like, made her go like super blonde? and then lay down in like a haystack. Oh yeah. In like some luxury. Yeah. It was pretty weird. He was just doing anything. Yeah, he was.

But I guess the fact that she was clowning her sisters and come back around that your outfit didn't age so well. So that leads me to the question, have your siblings ever done anything petty to you or you to them? Because I'm saying it's the sibling stuff. Until this day, my brothers, every single day, every outfit that I wear, everything that I do, they're just always petty about like, bro, what do you wear? Is that a crop tee, bro?

Bro, give our sister her shirt back. Well, that's pretty good They just hate because they're not fit like me That's the thing Let's wait 10 years to when all men are wearing crop teas Let's wait till that works out What about you, shiny pants, Vic? Yeah, always

I've always been like super petty with my sister's joking with them You're the petty one Yes, it's always me like Growing up I used to like just wait for like 30 minutes to scare my sister Anytime I could That would like be my enjoyment Oh okay, okay

That's sibling fun Maybe it might be a sister thing Angie But I knew she was scared. I knew she was scared. No. I think you guys are being kind. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. To me with my sister, sometimes, like, if she's getting me mad or annoyed, I'll be like, oh, I'll go with my mom.

And I'll be like, ask her where she really was, Mom. There you go. You want to have my location. I have yours, too. Ask her where she really is. Damn. Okay. All right.

All right. Let's get into scrolling. Spraliyando. One of everybody's favorite influencers. Great time. celebrating something that we should all try doing one day, especially if you're in these streets. Shottie Bay.

You guys know Shottie Bay? Yes. Vic loves Shottie Bay. Oh, my God. He says that's her favorite. Single Queen. No, I don't. Why?

Don't confuse her with that other lady. What other lady? I would never confuse Shottie Bay for anybody. Or the please know the bed bugs. Oh, what's her name? Oh, Ash Trino. Yeah. She's not Ashtravino.

I don't know who the other lady is, but I know who Shottie Bay is. Okay. Single queen But she's going around Following this trend That everybody's doing right now And is celebrating celibacy And she's been celibate for five months

Wow She's sharibe Five months I've been celibate No Camote no Oh my god And no rose to it either But I missed that Oh my God

I can't believe this I've been celebrating This is no of me Because I always love Doing it with people Anyways She is so weird Anyways

She has that little girl's voice How old is she Shottie Bay She's old enough Angie She's 23. She's 23. Celebrating five months of celibacy because she was always down in the streets, getting freaky with it.

Who? With who? No, she's had boyfriends. There's, like, been a whole thing. Like, she has her own little storyline online. Yeah. Like, there's people that are, like, deep in the knowledge. I guess it was, like, 2000 manager, that then was her boyfriend or the friend,

like, I don't know, friends owner. I don't know. Oh, I thought they were all skits. There's, like, a dude that's really big because of her. Like, she, like, he dated her, and then now he's, like, a big streamer. stuff like that and he has a whole bunch of money. So how long has she been with non-intimate? Five months.

Five months. Yes, five months. It was pretty impressive. You think you could do that? No. No, I like to get freaky with it. Oh, what? But you're single.

So you really are out in the streets being a coccino. Not like with different people, but like with different people. Like I have my same. What? What is she going to say right now? I don't know. It's been like, I'm going to say about a week. Yeah, a week.

I'm going to say about a week, a week. A week. My mom found rubbers in my room. the other day. She got mad. Greg, you take them to your house and your mom's house? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's your mom's house. I won't do that. I'll go to, like, their house or, like, the car. What? What? It's normal.

Hotel rooms. You know how many hotel points I have right now? Crazy. No way. Take them there. Crazy. Okay, so here's my thing with Greg. Here's my thing with Greg. I know too much about his life. Yeah. You had a girl that would come over that would just cut him. with you.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you didn't want anything to do with her. She would just come over at 3 in the morning and cuddle. No extra stuff. No extra stuff. Because Greg missed his teddy bear, so he has the growthies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somehow I don't believe that you're getting it on the way that you get it on.

No, trust me. I don't believe in myself either sometimes too. Oh, gosh. I was just like, I should probably call myself down, which I have. I used to be bad. I used to be really, really bad last year. So it's been like a whole couple months. that I've been

You said one week But no I'm saying one week Until I got freaky But like I used to be back Like last year It was like every other day Ew with who Worry about it

I can't You need to worry about it Not me I can't kiss and tell like that But yeah Every other day I was like Yo like I would leave one girl's house Go to another girl's house

And bowl It would be Go get checked No I did A lot of time Yeah Tell them to I even pay the extra one too

And everything like to make sure I feel better than Oh my comrade Thanks Bay. Hey, Vic, are you guys glad we're in relationships? Yeah, I just changed the whole game. I don't know.

I'll join us one day. I don't know. I don't like it. Thank you for that. Thank you for that, Greg. Let's get into some weather with Concretto. And now, the weather. With concrete storm.

Berito Zinnis going down for the weather Thursday, January 29th. First, we're off to the city of San Fernando. So sad when I heard Tommy's burger, is it really? Yeah I'm gonna do that yeah yeah second more yeah I'm a clay sad sad sad 76 and 50 degrees at night next we cruise control to the city of Westlake my girl was made in a bakery because she got the best cakes 78 and 49 degrees at night now we look like Greek gods in the city of West Athens out there they ain't tripping whatever happens happens hey 76 and 46 at night lastly we

rockero and head to Palos Verdes. My favorite Spanish rock band and Anitos Verdes. Let's go. 69 and 55 at night. Sing it. No, I'm saying... This song...

I don't even know if they sing it. You said they're your favorite. Yeah, I know. No, that was just for the rhyme. Oh, goodness. So then what really is your favorite? My favorite rock band? El Niño.

Yeah. All they sing the one is... Exactly. Right. It's not my name. Weather. Is that my not? I mean, yeah, it's cool, but I like more metal.

Like, you know, a little more metal. Oh, metal. Yeah. San Fernando, 76 and 50 at night. West Lake, 78 and 49 at night. West Athens. West Athens. 75 and 45.

Palos Verdes. Crazy. Palos Verdes, 69 and 55 at night. Say it in metal. Say it in metal. Roquejo. Who you are? Paulus Ferdin.

You gotta be 60. No. 55. Raw. It's your boy Concoe for Bambach morning's or Pau 106. From where? From Pallemak morning. Oh, Bambagga, Bada.

Bambay, Bada, Bambay morning. Bambah, man, man, it always got to be that. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. Griselda needs our help. Griselda. Griselda hit us up and said, Brown bag, I need your help, please. My man is 35 and I are moving in together. What? 35, man.

But just how did you read that? Yeah. It's because it's in parentheses. Sorry. Did you have a stroke right now or something? So, yeah, I know. She said all of a sudden, he wants to go 50-50 now. we've been together for two years

we both live with family in the beginning of the year I told him if we didn't get a place by March I'm done with our relationship because for months he said we would move in together and never made it happen so he agreed

and now we move in together this Sunday February 1st I was happy about this finally happening but here's the thing I don't come from money at all I was working two jobs for a while to support me and my daughter I don't have any savings.

He knows this, and I don't know if he has money saved. I've never asked to see his bank account or savings. Nothing. At first, we agreed he would pay the rent, $2,000, and I would pay the bills. But now he's switching up and saying he shouldn't have to be struggling and paying a lot when I only pay a little. I'm getting paid $17 an hour right now because I just started my job and I'm in training, and he gets paid about $30 an hour. Pretty much double what I make.

How is 50-50 fair? She said, I asked him why he switched up now and he said his mom, who I have a good relationship with, I thought, talk to him and told him it's just not his place. It's both of our apartments. So we both have to put in equally. I'm fine with putting in, but 50-50 isn't fair since I don't have that much to give. Plus, it's not cool to switch it up a couple days before moving in. He thinks I'm playing victim just because his parents. do 50-50 he thinks we should be doing it too should I go through with moving in with him or should

I stay put where I live now since he switched up get your money up yeah it's hard out here she's training to you know further her you know to do better okay so she's saying she was working she was working two jobs for a while to support herself and her daughter they both live with family but she still understands, like, I got to get it. Yeah. So I'm assuming this is not the daughter of her boyfriend. And so they've been together for, do they say how long they've been together? No, right? No.

But for months he's been telling her, maybe promising her, like, oh, yeah, we're going to get out of here. She's like, put your money where your mouth is. Like, do it or like it's over. Yeah. Right? And that may be where he may have the first one, maybe the first round. Maybe the first one was him, like, talking it up. Yeah.

Yeah. that wasn't like truly what you were going to do because now she's like well where's it at? Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, girl, one day I'm going to propose to you. Where's the ring at? Where's the day? If you don't give me the ring right now, it's over, right?

Then the ring is like not a ring you like. Then it's kind of like your fault. Yeah. So I see all of this. But now it's coming down to the wire where they're supposed to move in this weekend. The start of the next month is right here. And then he's like, hey, we should go 50-50. I know we agreed that you would pay the utilities and I would pay.

the rent, but no, this is both of our spot. My mom told me. My mom told me. Doesn't that make it easier on both of them? No. Depends on, like, I understand what she's saying, like the, how much you make. Because 50 to her is probably 70% of her income versus 50 to him is not.

Okay. Do you get what I'm saying? But also 100 to him is probably 70% of his income, which is making it tough out here. And it's so important that I think sometimes with dudes, like y'all don't, y'all not open about your finances because the world is telling you you should have it together, you should be the provider, all of that. But then you kind of can land in these situations,

and then it hurts. It does, it does. And then to not say anything, you kind of, maybe you start acting a little different. Maybe you start, like, being bitter, things of that nature. But it ultimately comes down to like, dang, I don't got it like that, but I can't say it and things like that. So it seems like these conversations needed to be had and they weren't.

It was just more so the, okay, the next step in our relationship is moving together. I want to do that. There's probably problems at home. There's probably reasons for why we should be together, you know? Yeah. But sometimes it's not the best move right now. And probably, you know, he didn't want to say like, hey, we could move in together, but, you know, then you're going to have to pay half. Or we could delay it.

He probably didn't want to do the delaying because she stood firm in the ultimatum and thinks that he's BSing. Because if he was our home meet, came like, hey, guys, I've been telling you my girl that I'm going to move in and then, bro, she gave me an ultimatum. Because I hadn't done it. it. Yeah. But like, and then I said I was going to pay and she could pay utilities, but now it's to the wire and I don't got it like that. Yeah.

Do I make her pay 50-50 or do I like stomach it? And you know, like he's going through that thing too. Yeah. They're just not talking to each other about it, it seems. Like an ego thing. Yeah. Because he did talk to his mom about it. Somehow the conversation had to have started with mom.

Well, it's moving out. No, where the 50-50 came into play. Yeah. Where then she said, no, that's both of yos. Yeah. He probably was honest with his mom and saying, hey, I'm going to struggle if we move out. And she's like, what? You don't have to struggle, make her pay half. And then it's like, she's your partner, right? She doesn't make enough. And then the mom's probably like, well,

that's her problem. Yeah. She really loves you. She would split it with you. Yeah. Sounds like me in the future. But a lot of it is, is like letty said, it's like he's probably going to struggle now. Yeah. She's probably going to be a little more comfortable. And he's like, how's that fair? I make more money. Yeah, because he's paying mostly of it. It's going to build resentment either way. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. It's building resentment that it's 50-50 with her. because she's like, yeah, I get paid probably half than what he does. Yeah. But I have to pay right as much as he does.

That's going to get bitter towards her. Yeah. And as a kid. I know. I've been there. Or he's going to get better. Like, I pay for everything, bro. I'm struggling now here.

Yeah. Or let's talk to her. have a couple questions for you. Before you guys decided to move in together, how long were you together, period, in your relationship? And then where did you each live? I've known him since 23, and I live in L.A., who lives in the Valley.

No, like, with who? I have a roommate. He lives with his family. Okay. So you're used to, because I know you're a mom. So you're used to kind of like, I got to provide and all of this. I'm assuming you guys are like, dude, we've been together long enough.

You mentioned he would bring up moving in together. Yeah, so we've talked about in any twins and, you know, we have many discussions about it. But it's just, I don't know. Okay. Did you feel like he was like BSing for a while? Like, yeah, we're going to move in together and then it's like the time wouldn't come? Yeah, we had a rocky relationship. We've been through a lot.

And, you know, so finally. like our relationship has been really good for a while and I just told him like you know you've been saying we're going to move in and I don't like we haven't really talked about it and then so that's when I told him like you know if we're going to do this like you know let's let's do it and I understand my situation too but he knew he he knew everything about me she knew that you know my low income and he knows that I don't have anything saved and at the beginning of the year we just started looking at apartments and at one point in the beginning of January we were going to get an apartment and he knew I didn't have her deposit and then we decided not to get that apartment. So then once we found this

apartment, she knew about it and he knew that my situation and everything was fine and that we've known about this apartment for three weeks now and all of a sudden now that we're moving in it was the whole discussion. Yeah. I wonder you seem to be very, very, very, vocal about your financial situation? Is he vocal about his? Like, do you know when he struggles financially? Um, no. Like, he's just, he just told me once we started, like, moving in.

But, you know, I know he has been saved, which is not a problem for me. Like, yeah, okay, you got money for you. That's, that's great. Yeah. You know, um, we had discussed in earlier in the week, like, okay, maybe it could be like 70, 40, you know, and 70, what, 70? was 70 30 and you know I could help out which is fine which I told them yeah you know I'll help out because initially it was him paying the rent me paying the bills yeah you're not saying to be mantanida

you're not saying you pay everything and I'm just you're pretty pretty no no no because I was like you know I'm not over here just sitting not doing anything I'm trying to work as well yeah yeah and the 17 an hour it's only because I got a new job to be closer to him yeah like you've made He made those, I guess, sacrifices or commitments to him. And now it's tripping you out that days before you move in, he says, hey, I think we should go 50-50. Yeah. How did that sit with you? Like, I'm sure you're, it seems like you feel really, really hurt by it.

I felt betrayed. How? It's like you, he knows my situation. and you know, like, how do you expect me to do 50-50 if I can't do it right now, especially because, you know, I, the money that I had, I put in to buy stuff for the apartment. So it's like, you know, now it's like I don't have anything right now. And you want to do 50-50 when you know right now that's, that's not possible because of the 17-an-hour. Yeah.

Yeah, you feel like your situation maybe isn't being considered in that. And I understand you completely as somebody that was like, I, D-E-E-P-E-N-T, girl. And then my sister's like, all right, you're in a penny, let's go fit there. I'm like, ooh, hey, don't get it. And there's moments where you don't got it. Like, again, you're a mom, there's situations. There could be anything under the sun of why you don't got it. And then it does feel like, dang, like you're, you know what it's, and then you almost feel

guilty for complaining about it. Because I already know the answers we're going to. get, well, you want equal rolls and you want this and that. And but understand like, damn, I don't got it like that. However, you guys, you did want that relationship to go forward. I told him, I was like, you know, because he mentioned it, you gave me the ultimatum. I said, you had every right to say, you know what? At least it's wait a couple months to save up.

He had every right. He didn't have to go for it and do it. Like, I understand. I told him, like, if we don't do it, then we were going to end the relationship. but I mean I wasn't twisting his arm. That was for me. I love you. He didn't want to lose you.

He didn't want to lose you. Yes. He was doing that. He said, yeah, he did it because he didn't want, not want to lose you. Because he was taking you for your word, that you would leave him if he didn't happen. Like that ultimately for sure. And I told him once I start getting paid good, which is, you know, because I'm only in training, so I should be done with training by mid-February.

When I'm done with that and I'm getting paid good, I'll go 50-50, that's fine or you know whatever you want but it was more of a heated argument and conversation and so he has a conversation with his mom and she tells him no that's both your apartments that's both of your responsibility does that make you feel away about her um a little bit yeah i mean but at the end of the day like i mean i understand no matter what that's her son and she's worried about him so yeah she's looking up for him she's looking up for him And she doesn't know anything about my financial situation. So because he doesn't tell her.

Yeah. And you guys, you said you've known each other since 2023. So it's been a couple years. You guys have known each other or dated. And it's been in the talks for months. And now it's going down. And now he hits you with a, hey, let's go half. And that's tripping you out.

And it's. And so now it's like, what do I do? Do I do the 50-50? Should I stay put where I'm at? You said you have a roommate. Is that situation pretty, 50-50 or is it like less than what it would be? No.

No, it's 50-50. Is the price like 2000, like how you, how the thing you wanted to do with him? It's, yeah, it's like half, yeah. Can you see how? But just this right now, it's, of course, because of the new job, I don't have because it's 17 an hour. So, and that's what he understood. But again, a couple of days before moving in, he switched up.

Griselda, can you see how he can be like kind of that you're going 50-50 with like random person and then it's like well would you won't go 50-50 with your man? Yeah but again that was the stuff you know He's known. She can understand it

I don't mean to speak for you She can understand it but if y'all don't say anything If he doesn't say it Just like you're like we can't read your mind She can't like see it Because you guys put up such a strong front of I got it Yeah You don't got it

And someone told you guys that the society put that pressure on a dude to just do that and be that. But then we get in these tricky situations where someone's expecting that of you because you never showed a different. You know? And to him, he's probably like, I gotta tell her before it's too late. To him moving in is too late. So at least he told you a couple days before.

Should he have done it months ago? Yes. Should he have done it when you did the ultimatum? Yes. But in those moments, he didn't want to let you down. He has something where he can't say, like it's going to hurt him to say, I don't got it. It's not his fault either.

I think it's neither of your faults, but now you got to deal with it. It's a thing, like with dudes, it's like, man, if you got a dollar or $100,000 in your pocket, poker face. Yeah, poker face. Like, you're not supposed to, you know, lean either way. You can't be sad. It's like, what's wrong? I only got $3. Like, your girl's going to leave you.

Your girl's going to be like, oh, he's not providing. That's what society has made you all believe. Yes, yes. No, it's true. All right. Baby girl, we're going to take some calls. I talked to you early on the phone, like, get ready. Get ready for what you ask for.

Get ready for the, oh, you want equal rights, all of that. Equal rights, equal rights, equal fights. So weird. Oh, my God. Y'all love to go there. So random. Guys, that's men. Men, men.

All right, Jorge in Highland Park. What's up, bro? Jorge. Hey, what on? How are you guys doing, bro? What's up, bro? What are you doing, Brouselda? Miss.

She got to write it out. She got to write it out. I mean, in my opinion, at least. Because as I was telling somebody, it's literally, my wife, I have a $13 an hour job. This is, you know, back in like 2013, 14 maybe around there. Okay. And my wife was making more money at the time. So she's the one that, you know, got us to move out.

She's the one that got us to, I mean, luckily I knew people, so I got cheap rent, you know, back when rent was still like $1,300 maybe. So, yeah, when it was affordable. So now I understand his side, you know, with, hey, you know what, we need to go 50-50. Like you guys are mentioning when it comes to the utilities and everything. All of that, you know, let's just say, for example, your average rent in L.A. counties, what, like, 2,300 nowadays? Well, she's mentioned her rent. Her rent is 2K.

Her rent, the rent itself would be 2K and she's down for utilities. And I'm wondering with you, what if your wife had told you back in the day? Because you mentioned she held it down. So what if she didn't? What if she's like, hey, you got to pay? have well and that's what that's when i started working two jobs even three jobs at one point i was us when i was i was i was one of those guys that was uh selling the little spray for your for your headlights let's go you found it how you could right here it says she held it down for one year for

you though yeah exactly so she held it down for me uh you know because i had got kicked out of my spot you know it was my parents so you know i got into it or whatnot she didn't have a spot you know she was driving from uh from corona to LA to come see me. Wow. So we were just like, let's, let's move in together. We knew what we wanted. We, like, you know, we were 19, 20 years old,

but we were still riding for each other. You know, there was a point where we were even sleeping in the car. Yeah. You know, so we legitimately held it down for each other. I mean, there was points where she lost their job, and I was over here paying everything. Yeah. And we weren't even engaged yet, you know?

So that's the thing. Like, I think this is going to make it or break it for them. So if Zerizelda isn't super happy with that, then, you know, then it might be time to start stepping, you know, or vice versa. You know, if he doesn't like it, he's probably nervous, too. It's his first time moving out. Yeah. Himself or with the, with the companion. Right.

At 35, I mean, I'm not even 35. And I could, I can only imagine how hard it is, especially now because of the, because however the economy is, you know. So like you got said, like literally. the utilities alone is maybe like 400 500 bucks depending you know for an apartment yeah nowadays so but that's not 50% of the rent no you know and if they have a talk together and like hey look like some mentioned earlier oh like give us to May give us to March or whatnot and that's when you get some be like all right you know what I'll pay I'll cover the rent for the first three four months like I'll cover it completely or give me what you can and

And then we'll start working it out. I don't believe it. At the end of the day. Thank you, Jore. Thank you. I don't believe that this food sold headlight freaking cleaners. We talked to me. This guy.

Bro. He's doing the math in his head, Greg. Stop it. Mathie. You want the headlight clean. No, it's a lot to, it's a lot. It's a lot to take into account. It is, it is.

The 2K alone. Yeah. I wish my utilities altogether was $500 a month. That's pretty, I felt like that's rich. One bill. It's $500. $500? $500.

$0. $0. This is expensive. And then this full got us to know the lighting. Remember you guys? That's February's problem. The lighting.

Oh, yeah. It's almost February. Vicks at that. Yeah. It's February. Your house looked really pretty. It did look really pretty. In November.

Yeah. Now in January and February. Yeah. Now it's got to pay a mini mortgage that I did all of that. Hello. From the other side. I love my life. I love my life.

Ben. Ben in Ontario. Ben, what I'm like Ben. Ben, talk to us. Let me recap you real quick, bro, because I know a lot's going on and Jorge just added a lot of more layers.

All right, so, Ben, check this out. Our girl, Gerselda, her and her man, been together for years since 2023. That's a good little minute, right? He's 35. She lives in with a roommate and her daughter and they've decided, hey, let's move in together.

They got a place that they're supposed to move into this weekend. A couple days ago, though, he tells her, hey I was talking to my mom. She mentioned it's both of our spots so we should pay half. She feels betrayed, she says. She feels betrayed because

she knows her situation. She makes 17 an hour. What she could handle, she vocalized to him. I could do the utilities and you can handle the rent. Yeah, babe, yeah, babe. But now it seems like real life

is hitting him and he's like, nah, babe, I can't do that. Which I totally feel for him. I would rather him say that now than later and they're like behind on rent or this is that nature. At least he felt like, I got to tell her before it's too late. She feels like, dang, should I go through with it or should I stay put where I'm at?

What do you have to say to her, bro? It's a couple things. First of all, that alone that he's quitting her in that position. That's a red flag. The guy's 35 years old, and he's pulling up the, he's me, mama? Like, my mom did? Hey, you're right, man. Mamiti's crazy.

He's 35. And then Letti, Lettie made a good point about. you know, 50-50, if what you want to do is usually the guy does the rent and the bills because the bills are lower, that's what 50. If you're not going to charge your girl, oh, la mitada rent and bills, and this is what you got to pay, you know? Like, yes, if you're going to be roommates, but this is there a couple, you know, then you, and you got to help each other out. Yeah. And this thing, he's putting her in a horrible position right days right before they're going to move out. Wow, Ben, what do you do for a living?

And like I said, Ben, do you, what do you do for your living? And I guess what's your situation? I'm, me and my girlfriend, we live together. We have two kids. We've been together for, what, eight years. And my girl doesn't work. My girl doesn't work. I work.

Wow. She's a trophy wife. Yeah, she's a stay-at-home mom. She's a trophy wife. Keep talking to me. Go, go, go, Ben. But, but, see, that's the thing. Like, everybody has a different mentality to relationships.

I'm the one, I'm the one to think, if I have to hold it down, I hold it down, no matter what. Look, you know, as long as she can stay home with the kids. And, and when we're. good, you know. I'm not going to sit there and I'm not going to put in that position when we have two kids. Yeah. And pay someone to take care of the kids that I don't know. A, but Ben, is it tough for you to tell her when you're struggling? Like, or does that give you more motivation of like, I got to go out and get it. I have to provide. That should be more motivation. That should be more motivation. Again, the fact alone that he's 35 and he came up with the,

this email, like that, that alone is this. She has a daughter. At what point do we have to stop talking to our moms as men? He should have stopped at 18. Oh, my God. Hey, cut off your mom at 18. You're a real man. You're bad. Don't see your parents.

Hey, don't know. That's so good. Ben, did you cut off your mom? Someone made a good point. I'm sorry? Did you cut off your mom? No, no. I'm good.

I'm good. My point is you're an adult. You're a man. step up. Griselda has a daughter. She has to think about her and her daughter, and she's going in with someone that can't even can't put up, yeah.

Is your wife right there? We'll get you some coffee real quick. Oh my God, you take her again. Coffee! Why is he literally doing that to her? Wifee. What would you tell Griselda? I would tell her that it's the red flag

for sure because like a couple days before you're going to move out that's when he's throwing that at you and you have a daughter like what is if he's doing this right before you have to move out what is he going to do while you're already in the relationship or you're already moved out is he going to be like one day oh I can't pay the rent

you have to pay everything you know what I mean like it's already it's already a bad to I feel like it's going into a bad situation because if he's never moved out and she already lives she already knows what the responsibilities you need to move True. You know, everything that you need to pay for.

Mrs. Ben, please. Mrs. Ben, how would you give Griselda advice on how to create a Ben? To make her man into a Ben? Oh, mold her man into a Ben. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like you just, I don't know. We talked about being in this movie.

I used to work before full time when we had our son, you know. So it wasn't like I've never worked. even before me and him met. You know, I was moved out by, I was like 23. Okay, Mrs. Ben, how do you go from working full-time to being a stay-at-home mom, Mrs. Ben, trophy wife? I don't know. It's hard.

It's hard. Being a stay-at-home mom is a full-time job. I don't want to hear that. You don't ever stop. I just want the fantasy. You don't ever stop. You want the fantasy? Yeah, I got to get to be at home.

I told her, like, I want to go and I want to go to brunch with my friends and where Chanel while you go. No, it's lonely. No, it's lonely. It's lonely. No, my God. No, the kids go to school. The kids go to school. You have so much me time.

You get to go do your nails. You get Pilates. That's what you think. You think you have a lot of time to yourself, but in reality, like, you're spending more time going to the school and I participate with things at the school for my kids. You know, my son, he has autism, so we spend a lot of time with him getting calls from the school and me going in and meetings. And it's a lot. It's a lot. You end up doing a lot for your kids, which is fine.

Right. But you, you know, like, the downtime that you do have, you're kind of like, I'm tired. I don't want to do anything. I just want to chill. So you get to take naps. That's so cool. Yeah. Thank you so much, Mrs. Ben and Mr. Ben.

Real Housewives of Ontario. Let's go. They're in Ontario. Yay. I can't wait. Maybe that's the answer. Move to I.E. It's cheaper.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe that is the answer. All right. Okay, let's go to Amber in South LA. What's up, Amber? Hey, hey, how you guys doing? It's Amber.

What's up, baby girl? Amber Griselda needs our help. She gave her man an ultimatum and said, hey, we got to move in by March, or it's over. They've been together for two years. She lives with the roommate and her daughter, and then he lives with his mom. So they find a spot. They agree. He's going to pay the rent.

She's going to pay utilities. It's a couple days out of the moving date, February 1st. And he's like, hey, talk to my mom. It's both of our spot. we should go 50-50. She's like, bro, he understands my financial situation. I only make, I make half of, like, $17 an hour. He makes sturdy an hour.

And it just feels like half isn't fair. But I love him. Do I go through with it? Or do I stay home? Amber, what do you say? Nope, you don't go through with it. He's a mama's boy. Oh, no.

No, look it. Here's the thing. There's equality and there's equity. equality is when you try to do things 50-50 Equitable means Hey whatever percentage you make Whatever I make we do it like she said The 70-30 that makes sense

Just because mama out of nowhere doesn't know My financial situation says we gotta do 50-50 He's gonna jump on board To me that's just saying He really don't necessarily want to take on the responsibilities Of truly being the man And yes being the man and wearing the pants I believe that

It's okay for you to want things to be fair it's not okay for you to stay 50-50 even though you know you make more than twice as much more than me, that's not cool. That's not okay. And she's got a baby to take care of. How much does he put in on this new family that he's created?

Does he help with the baby's bills? Does he help with, you know, make sure the baby has the clothes and all that stuff? No, it's not okay. It's not okay. And for him to do a 180 like that just from a conversation with mom's days before we move in,

no, you tripping. You tripping. It's a rap. It probably validated feelings that he may have had and now get. gave him the confidence to do that. It seems like he's been weary. Yeah.

And the combo with the mom helped. Yeah. The confidence to bounce up out of that relationship. Nope. And I guess maybe you would want for someone, like if you had a 35-year-old homie, you would want for him to have his own crib, his family.

Like you would want that for him. Yeah, but maybe staying home. Like I'm the mama in the future mama's boys of America. But like I would want to be. We're like, no, stay as long as you can. Like, move in this house. 35 is excessive. Hey, there's no problem with that.

Chill. You're not near there, Greg. But if you were, I'd let you know. Yeah, Greg. By the time you're 35, you better be out your mom's weird. He'll be out. He'll be out. So I have one year.

A big double standard. Her prince has to rescue her from her castle. Well, that's not her problem. That's her man's problem. Marcus got to sit up. And they've been looking for spots. Yeah. I've been telling him, I'm your problem.

You wanted a girl. And here I am. What's up? I'm trying to be a trophy wife. I just heard Ms. Ben and could... Miss Ben. Let's go. Oh, Ontario's checking in.

I'm telling you. They got the answers over there. Michael. Michael in Ontario. What's up, bro? Hey, what's up? Michael. Grisel that needs help.

What should she do? You know, honestly, growing up, I mean, I built my life 18 years. I remember when we were dating, and she told me straight out. If we're not married, within the two years,

Don't ask me to live with you. Don't ask me to move in. It's for a custom. You know what I mean? We got married. We've been married 14 years. Before I did make what I made now. And she would have to be here and there with the bills, but I used to have two jobs if I had to. But you know what?

As a man, we have to provide for our family. You know what I mean? And that's the problem with this new generation. They're not motivated, you know. I can go out. I'm a sales guy. I can go out and sell anything. I go out with these.

you guys, I'm like, this is why you still live with mommy and daddy. I got a buddy. He's married. They live with the mom and he lives with his mom. What? Yeah. This is crazy stuff. You know, and I'm like, come on, guys.

You guys, you guys got to grow up. You know, he's like, well, I got a financially stable. I said, I married my wife. We moved in together. I used to pay the rent. All the bills. Yeah, I was stressed out. But you know what?

We made it through. We grew up and looked at us now. You know what I mean? I have a question for you, Michael. because I get you. He's a salesman. He had to gain these skills in order to get the spread. He can sell water to a whale.

That's right. Salt was a snail. There you go. This generation, what? You can't even sell a promo code. You know, TikTok kids. All right? I feel you.

I feel you, Michael. But were there ever moments where you felt resentment towards your girl? Because I'm assuming that this might be where it plays out. That fudge, I'm providing and you're not. You know what? I had some wise words from a buddy of mine That's why I used to work at

There's one thing you never fight about my What's the hell I told him? It goes money You never fight about money Because that's when the problem started happening You just make it happen I used to do live part time Just to pay the rent To pay the bills you know what I mean

To make sure my son had food closed You know what I mean And I had a full-time job Wow But you gotta make it happen As a man you have to make it happen I go yeah there's times She'll be like hey babe don't worry

I'll help you up But you know what The rent was always paid Because I made sure the rent was paid Oh, my God. I wasn't out there. I wasn't out there. I wasn't out there spending money on stuff that I didn't need.

You know what I mean? We got to grow up. I mean, you can tell the guy is a mama's boy. It's time to move out. I was a mama boy for years. I love my mama. It took your girl to help you move out, I'm assuming. Like the, no, no, no, it's a custom.

Like, you need to get out. We don't think we're just playing house. With you and your girl, bro, did she put in her side too? Is she like the one that cooks and cleans? Because at the same time, we're all here. Ra, Ra, this is a man. But the girl has to be in her own role as well, I'm assuming. Oh, 100% she cooks.

And she works full time. She works with kids. Oh. So you know what I mean? You know, and we have a 9-year-old son. You know what I mean? It's like, you just got to grow up sometimes. You know, you got to, I'm here because of her.

I'm successful because of here. Last year, last year I wanted two trips with my word. It'll be number one in the company. Come on. Let's go. It's all because of her. You know what I mean? We might be back to each other up.

Because not it's a custom. Where'd you find her at? Yeah. Hey, it was hard. It was hard. It was hard if I got online. This is AOL, right? AOL.

America of love, buddy. Hey, cutie pie. America of Love. AOL. America of Love. Shout out of Tio Michael right there. Myel. Michael's got the answers, bro.

Oh, hey, homie, get out your mom's house. So my husband Jorge, get ready for being a lift driver, baby. You heard Michael. You heard Michael. All right. I get it. To each their own. All right.

Good morning. We have your tickets to go see Pitbull and Little John. I can't be the only one that's high for this. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What? I tried.

Greg? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Greg, pay attention here. You're on your laptop. You're listening to others. Pay attention to the radio that we're on. I'm helping Jose here.

You don't need to help Jose. He needs my help. He has a burtho for that. And Ramona. Ramona, scream at him. All right, it's Brownback Mornings. We have your tickets to see Liljohn and people live at the Hollywood Bowl. These tickets don't even go on cell to tomorrow.

Oh. But we got them for you right here, right now. But you got to earn them. All right. Greg has compiled some Little John songs in reverse. Yes. And if you can guess the Little John song correctly, hearing it in reverse, boom, you get the tickets. I'm hoping this is cut in dry and boom, we can just move on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lizette, Lizette in South Delaide. What's up, Lizette? Hi. Hi. She's already crying. Are you excited for us or are you excited for Lil John and people? Be honest.

Oh, baby girl. Oh, my God. Hi. Hi. So listen, listen, I'm going to play a song of Little John in reverse. You're going to tell me the name of it, okay? Oh, my God, okay. I believe in you.

I believe in you. Me too, me too. Here it is, here it is in reverse. Wow. What little John song is that? Five, four, three, two, one. Lisek, congratulations. I wish I could yell like that.

Congratulations, baby girl. Oh, so cute. How do you yell? Like, oh! Yeah, I don't have the yell. A girly yell? Anyway. What's up?

This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? And the World Cup is coming. Some of us may or may not have been able to score tickets, but we could still enjoy it in our own right. This is Waka, Waka in the background. I didn't know.

It started like this. It has like a whole. vibes. Look, if you're in Los Angeles and you want to see the FIFA World Cup but you don't got tickets to go, there's going to be a lot

of hosted watch parties out here. We talked about it before, the one that's going to be at Union Station in La Plaza de Cultura and Artes out there in downtown LA. That is going to be

like a little Mexico, Casa Mexico, that they're calling it, but it's not alone. I'm going to hit you with a few different fan zones that are slated to be the watch parties

to be at should you want to go and get hype and watch these games, right? Remember we, found out that the games are kind of like going to be around like 3 p.m. Yeah. Yeah.

Shots. Yeah. Yeah. It used to be like at 6 a.m., 3 a.m. 1 a.m. because they'd be in other countries. Yeah. But now it's on our time and you can enjoy it in a few different places.

We got the original farmers market in Fairfax. Oh, City of Downey. You guys are going to have your own watch party. Oh, host locals or where? Not almost locals. Oh, okay. Hanson Dam.

Bro, if you're in the valley, Hansen Dam Lake is going to have its own watch party. Shout out to our homegirl, Monica. Rodriguez, I bet you she's going to be out there. Irvin Magic Johnson Park is also going to be having their own watch party. Whittier Narrows. Wow. Venice Beach.

The Fairplex and Pomona. Oh, that's going to get turned. Oh. That is going to get turn. We're a lot of soccer fans. A lot of high socks, too. They're down. You put the high socks and soccer.

And in the West Harbor area, San Pedro is going to have. All parts of town. Yeah, all parts of town. Yeah. All parts of town. If you want to get, be out there with the fans and be watching the. these games while you're probably supposed to be working. Yeah.

Yeah. I love that. The Woody and Erwald's one is going to be cool because it's a big park. So a lot of people are probably welcome and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, it's supposed to be free. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I just want to know where the Brazilian games are going to be showing at, though.

You're so dumb. True. Yeah, that'd be a good game to watch. I was waiting for, you say, the beat my meat, watch parties. Why you're going to go? Yeah. That's my people's. I don't understand what the joke is there.

Yeah. Just like different country representation, right? Yeah, but you didn't even say it right. Beat my meat? You're saying beat my meat again. You want to do that at the watch party? That's crazy. That is insane.

Wow. That is. I thought it was a watch party. People meet. Oh, my guys. Zhu, come here? Now what's going on? Cheese Mason with Angie.

Okay. Fans are being messy because apparently a lot of people want Sabrina Carpenter and Marcelo Hernandez to be dating. Now, Marcelo, he is like a comedian. He's known from SNL. I actually know him or got to him because and Happy Gilmore 2, he was bad bunny's catty. He's bad bunny's homie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's where I know him from. And so I thought I'm like, why are people like really trying to put with like Sabrina Carpenter and Marcello together? But I started looking into it. And it's because of them. They've actually been putting out signs. So you know how Marcelo's actually part of SNL?

Yep. And Sabrina has been part of SNL. like as a special guest, right? A lot of times. And when they do their skits together, Leti, I kid you not, they're like flirting. They have chemistry. They have chemistry. And so it didn't help when Sabrina Carpenter actually brought out Marcello and one of her concerts and was arresting him.

Listen. Where are you from? I'm from Miami, me. Miami, I wish you were from my bedroom. Is there anything you want to say before I arrest you, Domingo? Came on this way. How to explain. You know a friend Domingo.

Something else of friends. She's like my sis. But I would hook up down. So imagine you're seeing the chemistry on the screen. Yeah. And then in person, I'm going to be in my bed. Yeah. Okay, yeah.

I was going to say, that role playing, exactly. That wasn't actually him. That was Domingo. Domingo. Yeah. Okay, but we don't really talk like that. Yeah. He doesn't.

No, you're right. But it's like you're still continuing that little roleplay. What? No. They do all the time the performers, Angie. What's the one that was on SNL making? out and then their homies. Wasn't it like Rosalia or something?

Oh, and Bab, they kissed. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they never did it. Yeah. They didn't. But it's part of the performing. Okay, but see, after that concert.

Yeah, everybody's shipping them. Yeah. Shipping them, yeah. After that concert, they took a picture together and they're cozyed up in a sofa where Sabrina Carpenter is in lingerie and Marcello's hand is on her thigh. Ew. So then people are saying, like, you guys are cooking up. And he has that one weird chin stripped.

Yeah. Yeah. First of all, that's not Marcelo's hand. That's. Yeah, that Domingo, that Domingo's kid went like viral. It's super viral. Domingo could get away with a lot more than Marcelo can. So he's taking advantage right now.

Is Domingo just like a horns or what? He's just like these. I'm from Miami. You know what I'm saying? You know, like it talks with his hands. Yeah, no, you're right. He's supposed to play like the super Latin lover, confident, over the top guy.

I'm sure that would cause problems in his real life. Yeah. And so now people actually ask them like, hey, aren't you trying to hook up with Sabrina? And this was his answer. Are you not trying your hardest to marry her? I'm in a relationship with a Dominican girl. She's an architect.

She's unreal. She went to Yale. But Sabrina's awesome. He's, he shut all those rumors and told people shut up. I have a girlfriend. He said Marcelo has a girlfriend.

Oh, but Domingo. Where I'm from? I'm from Miami, baby. Miami, I wish you were from my bedroom. Oh, my God. Is there anything you want to say before I arrest you, Domingo? This way had to explain Irondon Domingo.

Okay. Oh, yeah, he was Dominio. Yeah, Domingo. Domingo and Sabrina might have hooked up. But Marcelo is a faithful man to his Dominican baddie. Dude. So him and his girl made the relationship public, his real girl. Yeah.

Last July. Okay. During like the Happy Gilmore 2 premiere. I don't know if it's just me. I would be so upset if this is how you're role playing. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me.

Baby, it's domino. She's hot. She's cute, yes. And then you guys are talking with that in front of everyone. She's arresting you. And then you're taking a picture with her in lingerie. Come on. I'll just clear up the rumors that Sabrina's man.

You know, her and I have been dating for a while. No, you're not. You're not. It's fine. Like, he's safe. But I do not have to worry about that Domingo guy. You guys are dumb. Good Domingo.

Okay. But Marcello and Sabrina Carpenter are not dating, okay? Stop trying to ship it. It's not going to happen. All right. That's it for Chisement brought to you guys by your local dealer. What? Oh, my God.

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Oh, man. She from Brownback mornings. I'm proud of when it was sick. But tell your local dealer. We stay high. We should tell you. How much. TMI.

Well, not TMI, but just keep my abolita in your prayers. She's in her 90s and she went to Wanojato. There's a big fiesta every February for La Virhe de Candelaria. She hasn't gone in a long time. She's gone through a lot. She recently had a surgery. She beat cancer amazingly. And she's kind of having a little bit of medical issues, but nothing that like my

Tia Lourdes, who she lives with doesn't, like she handles it. And I love my family for how well we take care of our abuelita. But they took her to Wanajato and then they hit us up. that she had gotten an infection. And it's kind of the biggest worry in my house right now. My dad's worried. I'm worried about my abolita, but I'm also worried about my dad because this is her firstborn. And he's kind of like the big brother to all the siblings.

A couple years ago, my Tia, his oldest sister, the only sister that kind of was the older one and could really get him passed away. So a lot of this is happening in my household. And I'm so worried. And they were telling me how we called them yesterday. And they said that my abolita has an infection and they have the house. hospitalize her there. And so things are kind of getting a little, who.

But also with things that she has, she's going to constantly get infections. So kind of we have to be aware that this is not the last time. But this is happening. My dad's telling me and my six-year-old's like, oh, she's probably going to die, Mom. And I'm like, Luisito. Because my dad's telling me, yeah, me, how she has an infection and they're going to hospitize her. And then Lucito's like, an infection. He's probably going to die from that.

And it's like, Luis. Don't say that. But mom, and he doesn't know? Yeah. He's like, wait, why? Like, this could happen. By the way, what happened? Oh, my God.

And then he's just a lot of questions in his six-year-old little mind that. They're valid questions. They are. I have no answers. Yeah. I have no answers of why people die or why. Like, I don't have the answer. Yeah, I don't know answers.

Yeah. Really, I was going to tell you, play the Lion King when he says the cycle of life. Cycle? Look simple. Look at the star. Circle. Cycle of life? It's also a cycle.

She's probably on hers right now, so stop it. I just finished. Okay, thank you. Oh. But yes, the circle of life. Yes. When the week, yeah, when he's all like, look, Simba, I'm not always going to be with you, but look up at the stars. That's good.

And then just not show the part where that happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the whole point. No, no, no, no, no. That's a little lecture. Yeah, no, just a little. And then play crossroads. Yeah.

I know. Yeah. I don't want to die. I miss my uncle, child. When I was. little I used to have little existential crises and that's this like when you think about the end of the world or dying and you get like that ball in the pit of your stomach but my parents would just like not care about like my little like my breakdown so when he I'm seeing him break down I'm like dang I don't want to leave him out to dry like I was like I just had that like it was just a dark time in the room like oh my god the zombies are going to come in the end of the world's going to happen we're on a floating rock yeah all right well there's the intro to my life what's going down over here in the beach household let's get into So many moves That makes money move

That make money move All right We are not getting our money's worth Of our jeans, you guys If you've ever noticed Like, damn, why are the jeans today Not last? Yeah

We're supposed to be strong Bill Fort Tu, all of that Oh, that's a car But jeans are supposed to be right there, right? Last forever According to employees at Levi's That work for the brand, Levi's. We are messing up our own jeans.

It's our problem. What? Because we're washing them. Check this out. So you work at LeVos, right? Yeah. Are you supposed to wash your jeans? So it's better to wash your jeans, but not a lot.

So maybe two or three times by year. What? Two or three times a year is the most that you're supposed to be washing your jeans. Ew. When I was younger, like high school, I used to wear a lot of 501s, like the denim ones, like the denim one, super denim. Uh-huh. And I wouldn't wash them. I feel like you can't wash them.

I feel like they're so hard. I tried washing them one time and it ruined them completely. So I just had to ride it out until I could smell them. And then I'd have to buy a new pair. Yeah. Yeah, jeans, you should be able to wear them about like three, four times before washing them. No, she's saying two to three times a year, brother. A year, one year, one year.

Yeah, I don't know about that one. Some people. That's, yeah, people do things in their jeans. Yeah, so I'm saying. Yeah. You could flip them inside out and steam the crotch. That's pretty amazing. I feel like that would make it worse.

Stink. Yeah. You've seen people what? Work out in jeans and stuff like that. That's crazy. Oh, that's wild. Yeah. That's crazy.

He's at the gym and someone's in the gym. It's true. Like, people do a lot of things in jeans, so like, I don't. That's good. Plenty times. Only if you watch them two or three times a year. I'll see they disintegrate. And jeans do cost a lot.

$60. I wish. There's some jeans now that's like $200. Yeah. Purple. The purple ones, yeah. Purple jeans. Chloe Kardashian, her brand, expensive.

Yeah. But I guess you think you're paying more because they're going to last long. But even if you buy those expensive jeans, if you're washing them, no. Just think about it. Dry cleaning, maybe. Dry cleaning. Yeah, but that's expensive too to do. Yeah, that adds up.

Yeah. I know this might have been a duh moment. Like, duh, it's obvious, but you know they don't even wash jeans that are clothes that go to dry cleaning. Duh. Yeah. They don't wash it. What do they do to it? It's like steaming and stuff like that.

They clean it dry. Dry. They use like a... There's no water involved. They use like, I don't know. It's like a steamer. No, no, no, no, not a steamer. What do they think?

Like, not ingredients, chemicals. They use chemicals. Chemicals? Yeah, and to like remove blood or remove your same. And then I put that on my body. And it's dry. Yeah, yeah. Just dry cleaning.

Just pshu. I actually never know what they did. Yeah, now you know. See? That was money moves. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm a little deep for brown bag mornings. And it's time to get a.

into some studiousism with concrete Great start Hell of studious What's 9 plus 10 Turn your line Look at this Studious food

Perito let me ask you this Do you have you wonder Why your penis is bigger than a chimpanzee I don't have one I hope not I hope not I don't

I hope not Wait Listen to wonder Listen up America I didn't even know They had them I didn't know they had them Chimpanzees

Yes Of course it has Penises It's covered with all that hair. Just like me, for real. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Mine's like a snake in the grass.

You got to walk over to see if it's there. You're wild. Anyways, if you're wondering why your penis is bigger than a primates. No one has ever wondered that. I have. And this is why. And other people. And researchers suggest sexual selection may have played a role in shaping human penis size over the time.

This is true much. Can you stop saying that word? Hang on or hold on. Humans have much larger penises than other primates, even after counting for body size. A new experiment shows penis size affects both female attraction and how men judge rivals. Women prefer larger penises up to a point

while men saw larger penises as slightly more threatening. Yuck, get that thing away from me. Okay, what is great? Also help me. Yeah, all right, let's see if we're rivals. Also help me. Get that thing away from me. Also help me.

Get that monster away from me. What is that? That's crazy. You're crazy. So, Peritos, if you ever wondered, wonder no longer, Perros, it was a selection of time and time and time. Can I read this study? Absolutely. In a nutshell.

In a nutshell. I just said it. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I have questions. Like, what experiment? and what they're, were they doing? They have an email, you can email.

You can email your questions. The scientists showed hundreds of people computer generated male bodies with different sizes down their height and body shapes. The results, women prefer the larger to a point. And men tended to see the bigger ones as rivals. Yes. Slightly more intimidating. Palos.

This is what they took from it. Size might have evolved as both mate attraction and rival deterrent. So that if when we were cavemen, you saw someone would. a bigger slong, you're like, hey, they're more masculine than me. I'm scared. I'm going to retreat. So they say that that's why it evolved the way that it was. That's why they made guns. Level of playing field.

And Ford F-150, monster trucks. And monster trucks, four by fours. Is this soft or hard? Bro, I don't know. Because some people are growers, not shores, you know what I'm saying? And some of the shores, they don't function correctly. You feel me? Some of the showers?

I'm dead serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, limos break down all the time While small little civics drive on for Ever How do you know? Is this a limo talking or a civic talking?

Me? Oh, no, I'm a sedan. You have a biadour. I'm a sedan. Full-sized sedan. I'm a sedan. I have a big truck and I have a small car. I'm a sedan.

I'm right in the middle. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Yeah. I'm like a S-500. I'm not like a big truck but I'm not like a little, I'm not like a hatchback.

I'm definitely a four-door. You know? Oh, okay. Yeah, full body. Full body, sedan. For sure. Oh, yeah. Wide.

I'm a wide car. Okay. Okay. All right. What? That's your study. That's your study. That's your study.

Look at this studious house food. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Play ball. Now it's time to play some balls. That's right. Play ball. All right.

Look, LeBron is quitting one of his favorite things ever, you guys. What? No, it's not lying about knowing things before they happen. Reading books upside down. Or getting lyrics wrong as he sings along. Wow. Oh, wow. He's quitting drinking, you guys.

What? Yes. Let me not make it seem like he's an alcoholic or anything. Okay, because that's how it sounds. Yes, but he has talked about how much he loves drinking wine in particular. He says after games, he goes back to hotel, drink some wine, off-season, drinks a lot of wine. And recently, back in October of last year, he made a huge deal about being the new face of Hennessy. Yeah, so that's where I'm not getting it.

Like, it's okay to like wine. Okay, but like you're the face of Henny, aren't you right now? Yeah, he was making it seem like he was like doing a whole retirement. Yeah, during the promo for it. It called it the second decision, all that. Not only that, he also owns his own tequila brand. Tequila Lobo 1707. So it's all these things associated with alcohol.

And recently he came out and said that he quit drinking while he was recovering from his sciatica injury to take pressure off his backs and joints. Because now he wants to keep up with the young guys. Yes. He wasn't recovering from sciatica. He was recovering from a hangover. Oh, my goodness. We all say that when we're hungover, I'm never drinking again. Well, I think let this be a lesson to you that whatever, like, joint or ailments that you may have,

drinking kind of just like enhances that ailment on you. So I'm assuming that in order to get better, he had to cut drinking to help his immune system and just like his body recover. And then he probably was like, that's one of the best decisions I ever made. Yeah. It's being a decisions. Exactly. There it goes.

Yeah. So I think we should all congratulate LeBron for being less over. Lessover only. Yeah. I'm proud of you. What are we going to do with this tiny bottle, Lebron? Yeah. I know.

I have your face on it. Because you said that you liked it. It's like when Future is like, yeah, I don't even do the lean that I'd wrap about. Right. Yeah. It's like, bro, you own all these brands. Like, yeah, I mean, no drinkie. I'm like, I want to take a shot to your, you know, maybe your last season, LeBron.

It's like, no. No. No, no, that's fine. What am I going to do with all this tequila loboes? Tennessee and wine. Thanks, Vic. No problem. That was playing balls with Vic.

That's right. There you go. And for the right price, you too can pay ball. Play balls with you. Or if you're a primate, you can measure up. What? Okay, all right. That's where you start.

Let me wrap, Vic. Let me be the one to be the last thing to say something. Okay. All right. More brown back morning time away.