Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 650 (Full Episode) Stop Putting Churros in Your Concha 🥐 + Grammys Highlights! | Brown Bag Mornings (02/02/26)

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline where they tell 40-year-old Melanie to "close the store" after her long-term "friends with benefits" chose a boys' night at a Concrete comedy show over her. The "studious fools" also break down the high-stakes drama from the Grammys, including Donald Trump’s legal threats against Trevor Noah and the scientific "power pose" of manspreading on dating apps. [Edited by @iamdyre ☕]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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All right, listen up. It's ever season of scamming, but I feel like the whole year's season of scamming. You know, like, this blue season. Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant like kissing. Scamming? Yeah. All right, girls.

Thank you. Thank you. So I used to be like, oh, yeah, we all, we scammed. They're like, what do you mean? I know we're in the same era. Yeah, I know. Oldies, oldies, but goodies. Okay, no, scabming, like if scamming ever had a season.

Yeah. Because I'm just seeing it happen so often. And authorities are warning residents now in our L.A. area, specifically the Pasadena area, but I would say this goes all around. Be warned of fake water company reps going door to door, okay? So, A, number one, if you haven't paid your wife. bill, don't be like, oh my gosh, let me answer the door and talk to this full. But apparently, people are posing as private water company residents, excuse me, representatives

going door to door claiming that they have a permit to test your water. So be very, very careful. And what do they do? And I don't know. They test their water. Oh, no. Oh, no. Pasadena is just saying this is untrue and these individuals are not representatives of the city of Pasadena or P.

P, Pasoena water and power. I'm wondering if someone caught on, like, hey, there's someone coming in and trying to test my water, hitting up the authorities, and they're like, no, no, this is not real. So be very careful, bro. You got to be skeptical with all that stuff at all times. That sucks for the people that are actually the people, though. Yeah, I'll tell you one thing in that area. One time this will came and was like, hey, I'm selling meat.

And we're like, you're crazy. Get away from here. And they're like, no, we got wag you. We got rib by it. We got this. It's in the truck. They drive around a little truck. Yeah.

They're like, it's in the truck. And then we're like, no, babe, don't listen to this. This is weird. Who goes door to door selling Karni? But it was real. It was real. It was legit. Nobody ever believes people that sell water because my mom used to do that.

She's to go to door to door trying to sell like the water cleaner and everybody. Alkaline. And everybody was like, no, get out of here. It was hard to sell it. So I believe the scam. Poor thing. So, yes. Don't maybe allow.

them to come through, but I don't know how you're going to verify if it's a real water cellar. That's true. Or like a weird carne seller. That's horrible. But for sure, the water in person that's kind of saying their private company, try to test your water. What the hell? This isn't TikTok. Don't be testing my water.

I know it's alkaline or acid. We know it's tainted. Leave us alone. We know already. We like it like that. All right. Let's get into some Cheez-Mez-Mez-ZE. Zool, come here?

Now what's going on? Chezmation with Angie. Okay. The F-B. files, you guys. Oh, I know. We're starting off like that. It's creating music in the background. Not that. No, but about like

3 million pages of documents have been released. So we have like a huge, yeah, 3 million. That's not even all of it. No, that's partial. So it's like 3 million pages of documents with like 2,000 videos and like 180,000 images. A lot of stuff came out.

And this is the crazy part that everyone's talking about. Jay-Z and Pusha T's names aren't mentioned in the documents. No. Yeah. But we do got to make, it's very important to understand what that actually means, okay?

Because their names do not appear in Epstein's personal flight locks, contact books, or verified investigative evidence. Instead, their names appear in FBI crisis reports taken by anonymous or third-party people that have submitted to the FBI

back in 2019. So, like, tips. So, yeah, yeah. In other words, like, the documents, just because somebody reported it, it's just a tip, meaning it's not true. Like, the FBI hasn't been. Doesn't mean there's proof of it, right? Yeah, yeah.

It hasn't been verified anything like that. So neither Jay-Z. Didn't investigate it. Or they didn't corroborate it. Or those parts of the files of the investigation or corroboration has not been released. But everybody's going off that. Like, because the claims are pretty insane. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. But again, they haven't been charged. They haven't been prosecuted, nothing like that. Because, again, those are just tips that people were calling and saying, hey, Jay Z did this, Pusha Tea did this. So in the report, the victim or the caller actually claimed to have been drugged and abused over time. And she named Pusha Tea as one of her handlers. And then a separate part of the same report,

she said when she woke up, Jay-Z and Harvey Weinstein were both presence in her when she woke up right there. and she said her memory was just very foggy from all the drugging things like that. Jeez. That's wild. It is wild. But again, it's just very important that they're not actually, it wasn't actually, like, evidence that, okay, like Jay-Z and Pusha-T are both guilty of this. Yeah.

You just even seeing Pusha, like, this weekend, it's like, ooh. Yeah. Yeah, because it's like, like, how are you dealing with, like, your name popping up and something so, like, vile and just, like, you know, and knowing that most people don't read the full context. You're right. And are just running with it. And then they already started like nicknames for him, you know, and especially like,

don't get Drake fans to see this. And now they're all like running with a certain narrative. Like, um, and so it's, it must be tough, you know, just it's an anonymous tip. And you don't know. Like if there's multiple tips, then maybe they would have looked into it more if they did. You know what I'm saying? But it's just like one thing.

They're like, okay, well, I don't know what this is. But maybe we don't need to investigate because you don't know the validity of the person. True. You want to look into multiple tips? One tip is enough for me. Oh my God. This is really serious. I guess more so I'm looking at it and that's very true.

You don't want to like take claims, but you mentioned Drake friends specifically. There was no real, like they could say the same thing. You're right. Y'all took and ran a quote unquote tip or like whatever on this end. And it blew up to the way that it was. So there's like a little bit of the hypocrisy there. And then there's also like how much do you believe, like how much of. it is it completely oh just don't work just don't look at it yeah because lucky that's the same

thing that Trump people are saying because there's some accusations on that same tip line about him and there was like how he would quote unquote and this is way too much probably for on there but like he would quote unquote like you know like when he said grab him by the yeah do that at certain parties to underage girls you know that's in that same that report yeah and they're like no these are also just yeah I don't say just tips now because it's that joke But these are also now just that. They're not the full corroboration or investigation. But because the transparency, excuse me, the transparency was supposed to be full on,

even the slightest little note memo pad, all of that needs to be released. Crazy, heavily redacted. But release, that's where you're getting all of these convos. I also definitely think that it's curated. I think it's supposed to get, like, they know what's going to drop and what people are going to now shift to. It also doesn't surprise me that whole. and push are also very much proponents of the other side, quote unquote. And a lot like Bill Clinton clearly the other side, quote, unquote.

It's like, okay, that's how clever to just. True. The ones we are going to drop are going to be the ones that lead you guys down this way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's very tricky. It's very tricky. It's kind of like be careful what you wish for.

Yeah. Because we all asked for this. We did. We did. Release the file. And now it's weird. 100%. 100%.

There's so many of us. All right. All right. That's it for Chezeman. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm part of 106. You know let these on.

There I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. All right. Check this out. Grammys went down yesterday. And Farrell, singer, rapper, producer,

won the Dr. Dre Award at the Grammys yesterday. But what he said on stage has people tripping out. This is a nicest guy, by the way. Mm-hmm. Don't ask his ex-partner on NERD if he's the nicest guy.

But he's a really, really nice guy. He went up there. like his salmon velvet suit, and he said this during his speech. And listen, never stop working. Stop doing anything else but working. Work, man. Because when you, when I'm 52, I get to do this every day. I love what I do.

And if you do what you love every day, you'll get paid for free. What? What? There's a couple things. I think for as what a wordsmith that he is, I think he got his lyrics wrong. I think his words were just a little bit off. I think he meant never stopped creating.

Probably. Because like when you create, you feel like, and then you get paid for free. I'm like, wait, hold on. That's like a double negative. That one tends to the other out. People are upset. It's like that's that work culture that drives us to the bone.

But it's like, what do you mean, never stop working? Yeah, never stopped running. Yeah. Yeah, I felt shamed by him. For real. Because you stopped working. You weren't working at the side. If you never run, you never have to sprint.

Man, what? No te duermas. Is he trying to say, like, if you love your job, then you won't ever work a day in your life? I think so. I think that's what he was trying to say. And we're just talking to a room full of musicians. So to them, work is creating.

So I'm wondering if that's what he means. Otherwise, people are taking, like, him, like Kim Kardashian in that one time. Like, that's her secret. It's like, girls don't want to work these days. People don't want to work these days. It's like him. Everybody's lazy.

Yeah. Because if you eat, you'll never have to be fed. That part? Yeah. I like it. I like it. What? I like it.

Makes sense. Hey, Greg, something about the Garmys last night made you think of white guys, huh? No. What? Was it Justin Bieber and his boxers? No, I wish I could perform like that, first of all. You can do that. You can.

You can. You can. You're right now. Say it. You're right now. But it is Monday mashup. And, you know, I had this matchup in my head. I was like, Justin Timberlake, this is such a good song.

And I don't know why at the same time I was singing Big guy Big guy Guy Such Justin Timberlakes Like I Love You With Big Guy by Ice Spice I low key thing

I feel like I saved This big guy song Big Guy's a hit I made it more of a hit now But you saved it She's killing Two more weeks On the TikTok

I like this Because the boys are actually asking If Ice Spice was going to perform And I was like Look now you can listen A Brown Bank Yeah Yeah there we go

What song of Justin Timberlake? Like I Love You? Oh, deep cut. That's not even a deep cut. Okay, sing it a little. So give me your chance to be a man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just love you, baby.

I don't think I love you. Yeah. I don't think I know that song? Do you think, bro? Here you go. The guitar one. Yeah. That's not singing your redux.

Yeah. They got Sponged Bob, Big God pants okay Sponge Bob, they got pants okay Big, big, big got, they got, Sponged by Big Got Spong, Big Got, Spong, Big Got, Spong, Big Got, Op though wake up, I'm feeling my butt. I bend over, I do my little stretch. I ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch.

Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping and fancy, like no, this isn't chum. With my best, he like everything fun. Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Spong, Big, Big, Spong, Big God, Pants, Okay, Spong, Spong, Big God, Panso, Coming up They got

Big got Spongob Big got Pantsok Pants okay Sponsby big guy pants okay Coming up next We're going to give away

Chrysanthemums to find out I thought that was pretty hot If Trevor is going to give his girlfriend Cresanthamums Or to his sidepiece That's next

JT's back I was waiting for Justin to come in That was too much ice What? Whoa. You're right. You're right, Angie.

Yeah, I said. That's way too much guys, bro. No, that was pretty good. Yeah, yeah. I would have preferred the other Justin, you know, Justin Bieber. Oh, my God. We didn't have the argument all morning of who's the better Justin. Justin Timberlake or Justin Bieber?

Justin Timberlake. 100%. Stop it. Oh, my God. What? I'm a Selena Gomez fan, so automatically I'm like, hey, Justin. But, yeah, the full wrong. Come on, dog.

I don't know. I'm with you. I'm with you. Insync? I'm with you. In sync? Yes. I like Bestry Boys.

Bye, bye, bye. Come on. You like Backstreet Boys? Yeah. Yuck. Jay, hey. J.C. helped that group together.

This mashup kind of felt like it was cool. Like, I love the beat. Yeah. And then I just couldn't wait for ice to just be toned down. Like, I just needed to be quiet. Yeah. I need it just to come in. Yeah.

Yeah. I told you. Too much ice. Ice spice. Ice spice. Not okay. Yeah, this mashup had way too much ice, bro. And everybody knows we don't want that here.

No, right, yeah. More spice. More spice, less ice. Less ice. Less ice. All right. Thanks, Rick. Yeah.

That's the sound of the police. The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and pettiest.

Yesterday the Grammys went down. We're recapping it all morning. But one thing that we got to talk about that was super petty was Trevor Noah's. Jokes, you know, the hosts always have great. Jokes, monologues, all of that. But did he go too far with his pettiness, okay? So first up, I'm going to talk to you about two people that responded to him that also happened to be homies. Wow.

Where's the Nalkeith? Nal Kith. All right, I need to stop before I get two for that. Okay, so first person he went up at was Nikki Minaj. Okay, he said this about the Nicki. Nikki Minaj is not here. She is not here. She is

still at the White House with Donald Trump discussing very important issues. Actually, Nikki, I have the biggest ass. I have it. Everybody's saying it, Nikki. I know they say it to you, but it's me. Whop, Wap, Wap, Wap.

I like how he entered the Wap Wap Wap Wap, which is her right, whole Cardi B song mentioned, right? But Nikki Minaj responded on on Twitter about it. low-key a little bit too close for comfort for a lot of people or too harsh for a lot of people

but I think sometimes with jokes you can't you have the what is it freedom of speech to say it but you also cannot tell other people how to react. She essentially reported allegedly saying like he needs to come out the closet already. Which could also be taken as a joke himself right but I'm sure

as comedians you're ready for like if I'm going to make a joke about somebody they're probably going to joke about me. The words have a place. So you have every right to say it, but they also have every right. They cover consequences. Yeah. She can say whatever she wants, but like at the end of the day, she just, she's not funny. And she uses that same insult to everybody.

I feel like she calls everybody that. You know what's wild too? Because, again, she has a really big LGBTQ plus following. I'm wondering, that's a really big no-no. Like, you don't out somebody else. Never. So I'm wondering, like, how, like, how many more of those passages does she have? She doesn't give an ish about her fans at this point.

Come on. Basically. Okay. So besides going in a gym, Mnage, Trevor Noah also took it upon himself to take a jab at our president, Donald Trump. That is a Grammy that every artist wants almost as much as Trump wants Greenland.

Which makes sense. I mean, because Epstein's island is gone, he needs a new one to hang out with Bill Clinton. So, oh, I told you, it's my last year. What are you going to do about it? No, he did something about it. So the Grammys are not going to air on CBS anymore. It's been a 54-year partnership.

Starting next year, they're going to be on Disney. I believe, Disney and ABC. So it might change the hosting and all of that too. So that's why he's like, it's my last year. What are you going to do about it? But Donald Trump took to truth social to say, one, that the Grammy Awards are the worst, that they're unwatchable, bad ratings.

CBS is lucky not to have this garbage litter, their airwaves any longer. Yeah, yeah. But he also is threatening to sue Noah. Noah, a total loser. Better get his facts straight and get them straight fast. It looks like I'll be sending my lawyers to

sued this poor, pathetic, talentless, dope of an MC and suing him for plenty money. Ask somebody else that he sued and others how that all worked out. Ask CBS, get ready, Noah. I'm going to have some fun with you. Hey, yo. Hey.

That almost feels, again, I don't know if it's a joke. I don't know if it's real. This is very real. And it's horribly not a joke. But yeah, so his petty jokes are getting into some petty consequences. But is that fair? I guess you're a comedian you're looking at it this way. Like, you know, you just said there's a price to it.

Do you think being sued by the president of the United States is the price to pay? That's crazy. It's a wild thing to do. Let me tell you, if I'm getting sued by the president of the United States, I'm popping, dog. I mean, I'll be broke, but I'm popping because there's no way I'm, you know, going to be able to afford lawyers. He's going to drag it for 30 years, you know? And to get serious because it's a serious time, you see last week that a reporter, Dunlaman, gets arrested. for covering what he should as a news reporter.

There was a protest at a church and he was asking questions, right? And now you're seeing a comedian on stage make a joke about the president and now there's threatening to be sued for. Yeah. Like, it's like we can't even say anything. Yeah.

And granted, that does happen in other countries that dictators have, that authoritarian have. This is supposed to be a democratic country. You know what I'm saying? North America, not North Korea, buddy. That part. Literally. And now that you mention, Aleti, Trevor is originally from South Africa.

Yeah. So does that put his, like, citizenship in question? You know what I'm saying? The way that the government's working, yes, it might. That's what I'm saying. Now I'm worried for a whole other reason. They're going to boot them back to South Africa. And I'm worried about the journalist comedians.

Yeah. You're both, bro. I'm done. You can't say anything. I'm not even going to say the weather, guys. Just grab a jacket and umbrella in shorts today I don't know what's what they're going to Hey what if he was trying to catch you slipping in Greenland

Oh dude No and look Concrete was supposed to go to Greenland by the way Context Conquere was supposed and then his flight was not Yeah so they told well yeah they told us that there's going to be a shutdown which there is a shutdown now In Greenland

And so we were going to get stuck there for days, weeks or months You know Dang concrete's stuck in Greenland is crazy And I'm like I'm good dog I'm stuck in Greenland You just get there and he's like I'm gonna have some fun with you Ew

Bruh now he's coming after y'all That low rating show He can't say that Alright let's get into Scroliando Do you guys remember the veggie tales right Back in the days It was an old show No

I still watch it You still watch it I have children Oh yeah Oh it's this was era My era Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's old show About like vegetables

That could talk and stuff like That is kids show. Yeah. There's now a T-Moo version, and thanks to AI, that's teaching us how to be adults. No. Yes, it's all over TikTok. It's viral everywhere right now. It's like fruits and snacks that we all do.

We all keep out in our fridge or keep them out. Right. Sometimes we're doing them wrong. Sometimes we're doing it right. Okay. I'm going to go fruit by fruit, vegetable by vegetable. Spinach. Where do you guys keep your spinach at?

Fridge. The fridge. I don't have spinach at your house. You don't have spinach at your house? Yeah, I'm not puppy. You have spinach Where do you keep your spinach bro? Isn't it supposed to be in a can?

I thought it was supposed to be in the fridge When I do get it. You're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to keep it in the fridge. Then where? Dry spinach before storing. If I stay wet, I spoil fast. Treat me like I'm delicate

Because I am. You're not supposed to keep it in the fridge Because it'll spoil. Okay, so where do I put it? Outside. In London? In your stomach. In London, because she sounds British.

Dry spinach before storing. If I stay wet, I'm sorry. boil fast. Treat me like I'm delicate. It's not saying don't put it in the fridge. It's the same dry it. Yeah, no, it's not supposed to be wet. It's not supposed to be wet. I know, the fridge doesn't make you wet. Yes, it does. It's saying dry it. The fridge

makes it wet. Man, water's not wet. The fridge makes it wet. The spinach is saying dry it before you store it. Yeah, you're supposed to store it just regular. You're not supposed to store it in the fridge. Okay. All right, I don't need to argue it. Also, you're chocolate. Where do you keep it?

Chocolate? Out? In my pocket? In my tummy? Yeah. I usually put a bunch in my pocket. Yeah, you're not supposed to put it in the fridge. What? Yes.

The fridge makes my fat crystallize. I lose my shine and my flavor too. I don't think I've ever put chocolate in the fridge. I low-key put chocolate in the fridge. Yeah, I don't either. Because cold chocolate is fire. Okay. I like cold chocolate.

How about your nuts? Where do you keep your nuts? In my pants? In the pantry? Yeah, the country of the counter. When I'm at the counter? cold in my stomach. What is around in my face?

Oh my God. He gave him to me. He gave him to me. Meloza, I'm a good wife. Where did he keep his tea bags? What are you? Good morning, America. Buenos days.

I'm allergic to nuts, so I don't keep him anywhere. We know. We know you're going to. Boom, boom, boom. Go more chocolate, chocolate, cookie. Well, and you keep them out, you have them cream in, you're... You're wrong.

You're wrong. You're wrong with the nuts. You hit him in the nervous system. Here's what I say. We contain healthy oils, but they go rancet if I'm out too long. Store us in the fridge if you care. If not, we'll... We'll just quietly turn bitter.

Stop what your nuts say. All right. Store your nuts in the fridge. All right. Not they'll turn bitter. Yeah. I don't know which algorithm you're on. I know.

There's like some other ones. There's some that yell at you. Yeah. That is yelling at you. No, they're pretty nice. Chew garlic. I was like tight. All right, I'll try it.

What? Chew garlic? Yeah. I don't know. It's good for you. Thank you, bro. And you ready for a little bit. Yeah.

All right, let's get it. And now, the weather. Hell, dog. With concrete storm. Peridos dez de'all is going down. We teabagged our way through January. That was the longest three months ever, dog. Dude, yes.

It was. Didn't it feel like January is just? Yes. Yeah. Very long. I feel like it's 2027 already. That was crazy. First rocked to the city of Covina,

where the perros know how to bus Movidas. You're 75 and 52 at night. Now we push the minivans. to the city of Loma Linda. Reminder, follow Brownback and the crew on Insta. Oh, 75 and 51 at night. Brownback 106 on Instagram, by the way. That's right.

That's right. Now we walk to the gorgeous city of Paris where food stay fresh like a piece of lettuce. That's right. Lastly, we wiggle our toes to the sand to seal beach. I'll pull up in the thong to see a real beach. That's right. 68 and 55 at night, but it goes, it's going down. Hey, it's going to be a cool week.

It's going to be a cool week. Yeah. It was a hot weekend, bro. Yeah, it is. It was a hot weekend. I threw away all my hoodies. I thought summer was back. It is back.

It is back. But they just said it's going to be three more weeks of winter. No, six more weeks of winter. Sorry. Six. Yeah. I said three, but I didn't multiply it by two. What?

Covina, you're 75 and 52 at night. Loma Linda, 75 and 51 at night. Paris, 76 and 47 at night. Seal Beach, 68 and 55 at night. Perritos. It's going to be pretty cool. dog. She boy concrete from Brownback.

Morning's our Pa 106. Let's get it. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line.

Melanie needs our help. Melanie hit us up and said, Good morning, Brownback. My name is Melanie, and I need your help. I'm almost 40 and I'm really tired of being a booty call or friends with benefits. So there's this guy I've known since I was in my early 20s. He's a year younger than me. We would hook up just for fun.

Then we stopped for about eight years, but about a year ago, we started messing around again. About a year ago. We've gone out a few times in the past year, but most of the time he just wants to call me or message me to hook up. It's gotten to the point where I'm just like, at my age, I don't want to do this anymore. I want to be in a relationship and be able to go on dates. About a month ago, I had messaged them about going to a concrete show. Come on, guys. That's the Adrian.

Oh, no. We love listening to Brownback and watching Concrete's videos online, so we had that in common. I sent him a screenshot that said Concrete was performing in February, and all he replied was with, Oh, that looks like that would be fun. It is, actually. That would be. It is. She said, then he posted a photo of him and his boys at one of Concrete's shows from a few days before.

I was so upset he didn't even think of taking me. I'm not going to lie, Brownback, that hurt me. It's like, okay, you would rather go out and hang out in public with your guys, but not me. A few days later, he hit me up because he wanted to hang out, but I know he just wanted some booty. Part of me wants to cut him off, but the other part of me wants him to take me seriously. I don't want to be playing high school games when we're clearly adults. What should I do, Brownback? Do I cut them off or keep being friends with benefits?

It's a lot of years of friends with benefits. If you started in your early 20s, even if you took that eight year layover. Yeah, layover. And then you're back a year ago. Yeah. That's a good chunk of time. It is.

Oh, yeah. She's been around. Not a lot of bodies. Same body. No, same. Yeah. She hasn't been around. Oh, been around him.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. So it's going to be hard for him to get, snap it out of his brain that you're not that person anymore. You're not that. Yeah. Somehow still, this is all still, this is all still, concrete's fault but yeah

I know what's up bro why am I the catalyst of this damning why are you you broke her heart why you sell tickets in pairs why can you do three why can you do three some tickets they're supposed to go to your show

yeah why did your show sell out yeah she was left outside why do you guys want to go to your show on boys night I know why do just all why not yeah bring girls it's not you're fault

that actually happens I know it's all just dudes going to my show dude please come on man You know at the parties when it was just all dudes, you're like, oh, man. Yeah. Sausage Fest. Sausage Fest.

Oh, no. Man. Tell her. What advice do you have for her? She's clearly a con fan. Buy tickets. Performing live March 7th and Coachella Spotlight, Dwayna Casino, tickets still available. We want you there.

That's not going to help her. Yeah. Help her, please. Oh, okay. No. Hollywood Improft this Thursday. Oh, my God. It's not promo hour.

That's not me to her. Anybody but Khan have advice. Yeah, I mean, like you said, that's been a long time of, you know, him and his mind, it's like it's 3 a.m. Time to call Melanie. It's Melanie time.

Maybe that's all he knows of her. Maybe she hasn't explained to him like what she actually wants. And at 40 she should be able to do. It's like my dad has a saying, no las masas, malacusum. Yes. And that's what she did.

to him. She already let him... That it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. She let him smash for this long with, you know, with, uh, with no strings attached. Now she wants the strings and then he's like, what, what, what do you mean? What is that? So he's already, like, he's already, like, in his mind, this is what we are.

Yeah. He, like, categorized her in this box over here. And probably he doesn't see her as nothing else because he's probably like, well, like, if I'm doing this, there's probably, you probably have another couple dudes doing that. Yeah. You know? She needs help. She's almost 40.

and she's tired of being a booty call or a friend with benefits. I guess how does she get out of that rut? You know what I'm saying? She closes the store. She closes the store. Close the box. How does an almost 40-year-old, I guess, get to that?

Do that. Start dating. Like, she, she needs, it's not with him. It's with somebody else. Yeah. Somebody else at that age? Sheesh. What?

I'm chill. Bro. You're not that far away. Sheesh. That's 40 years older. I'm in my prime player. But you're married. She's not.

She's looking to date somebody. She's probably still in her, you know, she's in her prime, dog. Yeah. Yeah, you're in your prom by the way to 65. Yeah. Quite Kenyan or something. There's a lot. Quiet Kenyan.

Wow. Marie Callender. She's almost 40 and feels like she's too old to be a booty call. That's what she's saying for herself. So how does she turn it around? Oh, my gosh. How does she turn it around? Maybe she fixed her.

relationship and she was like and maybe gets him a little jealous. Oh. Oh. Oh. Go for his homie or somebody else in the kitchen. Nah, no, no, Tampoko, don't get that out of control. Don't have to control. All right.

Maria in South L.A. What's up, Maria? Hi, good morning. What's up? Maria, talk to us. What would you tell Melanie? She's kind of, she's pushing 40 and doesn't want to be a, I guess, like a sneaky link anymore? Like, just like that she gets hit up just in the middle of the night to hang out with this guy.

And it's been a couple decades. And they're both concrete fans just don't know. They're not that it. No, it matters. Toxic. I just thought your bullet of a sneaky link. I've been, Maria, I've been Melanie before. And she needs to cut them off.

It's going to hurt. But she really needs to cut them off because if she really wants that commitment, it sounds like it, which is what I wanted then with this person. she needs to cut him off It's going to hurt But she needs to remember That she comes first And she has kids

So her and her kids come first And then this guy This boy Comes next You know If she was a man That seems to be Yeah

She doesn't have time for boys I don't have time for boys either Which is why I cut him off You got to tell us the story girl You got to give us your Your testimony. What age was it at? What age were you sneakily cat?

Just last year. Yeah. Oh, okay. This is a long story. I have a meeting in three minutes. We have plenty of time. We have three minutes. No, I like the condensed version.

All right. Before you're meeting, how did you know this guy? True, true. We met through a dating app. Okay. We met three years ago, actually. And actually four years ago. And we, our vibe was sports.

Yeah. And... What team, girl? What team? Ugh. Ugh. Come on. Stand up for us.

Raiders! Oh, no. No. Patrients fans. Patriots? Patriots? I've been a Patriots fan. Okay.

But we rooted for the Dodgers. Dodgers. And we are Dodger fans. Okay. So you grew up. You linked up with him on a dating app. You guys hit it off. I'm wondering, did you guys start off with like, hey, let's just, like, this isn't anything

serious? No, we didn't. We started off with let's get to know each other. We both want a commitment. Let's go. Let's do it. So we were both on board. And then once, like a few months in, he flipped it on me. He said, I don't want to do this. Let's just call it off. So we called it off. He kept hitting me up, you know, at that time. I was like, yeah, mine as well. and then it led to a four-year on and off thing. So I was finally ready for a relationship. I brought it up again a year after. And he said, no, that's not what I want.

So I stick it in my head that unless he was ready for commitment, I didn't want anything. So I just had to stand tant toes down on what I wanted, not what he wanted. and now I'm dating someone who actually wants to be there. That sounds like a question. But I can't ask you more questions because your meeting is like in 60 seconds. I think you're late. So you're better off. You stood 10 toes down that you wanted a relationship and then a relationship came to you.

She's still in the same place. Yeah. Just to somebody else. No, now she's getting to know someone else. We're happy? I know. You asked the question. You asked the question, like, I'm dating someone?

Yeah. Like, you asked it. Well, because it sounds weird, you know, after trying for so long with this person that we had so much in common, I finally found someone that is actually not worried about, like, liking the same sport, but rather being present for me and my son. Yeah. So that's more to me than having a good time at a stadium. Awesome.

Yeah. No, that means more than the Michelada. Unfortunately, I have on Micheladas. All right, Maria, your meeting started. Your meeting started, Maria. Go to your meeting. Click on the Zoom link. Bye.

Hi, I'm here. All right. KPWRFMHT1, Los Angeles. It's Paran 106. L.A's number one for hip-hop. Melanie is a 40-year-old side piece, and she does not want to be that. She's seen her person that they've known for,

she's known for two decades since the early 20s, be like, I just don't want to right now, but then also seen him through girl and girl and girl again. She's waited. She has. She probably had a baby within that eight-year run that they didn't see each other. True.

And then they got back at it this past year. And now she feels like I have to go back. She didn't, but she did. Yeah. It was too good. Or she was just bored. She was bored? She was probably bored.

She was bored. They didn't work out with her baby daddy. I don't go back to restaurants I don't like. Yeah. Well, I don't go back to restaurants that give me bad service. Oh. Yeah. She's got service.

She's got service. She got served. What should she do? She doesn't want to be a four-year-old sancho anymore. Four-year-old sancho. Yeah. And that happens. A four-year-old, la other?

La-a-old. Four-year-old phone only rings after midnight. Oh. They're asleep at 9 p.m. Yeah, you're supposed to be getting your rest at that age. Yeah. I'm tired. right now.

Let's go to Flip in Long Beach. What's the Flip? What's the flip? What's up? What's up? Flip, talk to us. What would you tell Melanie? You don't want to be a sidepiece anymore.

Boy, Slick, big right here. Look, check it out, man. What's going on is this? Yeah, it's a grand de la Doña, no? Fortya, it's a quentinona. Like, at this point, you're going to start, like, you know, focusing on the future, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

But the, what's going on is, look, she keeps on giving the concha out, the The Pandoosa for free, she's never going to find her panadero, bro. Like, that's just flying black. You know? And I'm only saying that because I'm in a factory right now. So I'm looking at Pandoza. Hey. Hey.

Yeah. Oh. He's a panadero. Yeah. Seriously. Serious. You guys are Long Beach, uh, Mace and Lombich is bomb. I'm going to let you know right now.

Masa and tasa. Masa. Cosa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Spesa. Homies.

Homies. Comorado. Gros. Gros. Oh my. This guy It's his mom's bakery Ha

Gaiganle For a Amma Amas We do Commercial Ma Sin pagan

Sin pagan Did you record it? No but look At the end of the day Hongro is There's a There's a soul tie right there

Right You keep on giving I'm I really believe That every time You're exchanging Energy right You do exchange

In this So we're On the vanilla sky It's not just a Cholo, he's still philosophical, Spencer. Okay. She keeps on giving her energy to him. He keeps on gaining her energy that they're changing the back or forth.

And until she puts a stop to it, put some boundaries, and really think about her kids first. And look, man, these kids are worth more than something. You know what. And she's going to keep on going back to it. So she really needs to detox from this guy. She needs to find a new hobby. She needs to find herself who she really is without the need of a love from another individual.

Not just a man, just a person in general. and just focus on her. She needs to grow. And the whole thing with concrete show, look, I'm gonna tell you right now, guys, don't put him on blast.

If he's willing to sponsor a date, I'll take Emily to a concrete show. I'll start a good time. What? I'm just saying, are you single? Are you single Flynn? I'm single.

Have like a Pringle. Yeah. I don't. I feel like he's not. I don't know. I feel like you're not. He's single. Hey,

I'm single. I want to say that. That doesn't make sense a spingle like a pringle because stringles aren't single. They're coming a big-ass cage. Okay. Yeah, that's what I think. You never sell just one pringle. Yeah, they're coming like a can.

They say once you pop the fund don't stop, no? True. Pop that. It does stop. Eventually. When your can is empty? Melanie. Hide the concha in the bakery so that a panedero can find it.

Put it away. Put it away. Put it away. Stop putting churros in your concha, for for more. Stop exchanging your energy. Hey, that Loki sounds like a new trend.

It does, it does. You want a churo concha with ice cream? Oh, churro concha? With a bunch of lecetta everywhere. Churro concha? Oh, there's a leech on it. Churoncha.

Churoncha. Churoncha. All right. I also want to send love to anybody that's 40 in up, bro. Like, that's right around the corner for all of us. If you are young. If you want to be the still side piece or whatever, that's how life is. It happens.

It happens. My dad finds all of you. It exists. Well, you're like 40s total. I'm like, no, I'm not. The ladies and my dad gives rights to. Oh, that's crazy. That's when they cross into his territory.

That's his wheelhouse right there. Don Luis is like, yeah. Yes, because either that are the girls that are my age and that's weird. Your dad has a collection like that? Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. Oh, Donoise. Stop!

Oh! Lettizia! Your dad! Your dad! I just the pocket, miha. Yeah. Ew. I'm a pollita

that I have to myis. You make some keys in everything too. You guys are gross. He has the keys to all their hearts. And their conchas. That's Lathy's dad. And he listens. You're lucky he's in Mexico right now.

Because my grandma's really sick. There you go. Oh, why are you? No, no. Is that true or not? Is that true or not? Is that true or not? But we're here and then you bring us down here.

I'm lucky that he's not listening right now. Because he's listening for a heartbeat of my grandma. Don Luis. Don Luis. We have to you, sir. And with his spirit of Santa. We love him.

You know, that's, that's, that's, that. Anyways. We go to go to yeah. We have tickets.

We have tickets, all right. We have tickets to see Cardi B. Live. Hit us up. And give us your. best okr and you can do the honors oh wow she's so naturally so good yeah she she rolls her ars oh yeah no i like it i like it it's the best uh let's go to uh elana ilana ilana hi elana and rcita are you ready to give us your best ok i'm ready all right okay three two one go

Okay. Okay. I think the tea is done, you guys. Her brakes need to be checked out on her car. That too. Disqualified. Okay. My coffee.

What was that? Sounded like a teapot. Her tires making a noise that she was turning or something? Okay. All right. Alex. Alex and Santa Ana. Alex.

Hi. What's your poppy? What's up? Alex. Alex, you ready to give us your best? Oh. Yes. Okay, three, two, one, go.

Okay, that's good. That's good. I like it. I like it. I like a whistle. That sounds like a whistle. All right, let's go to Blanca, Blanca, Blanca, Norwa.

What's up, Blanca? Hi, good morning. Hi, Blanca, I need you to tap into your inner Cardi B. Okay, your inner bodega body. Three, two, one, go. Is that a hawk that you slew by? I feel like you're a nosabo like me for some reason. I feel like we don't know.

Is it perro or is it perro or is it perro, I don't know. It's a peron. All right. Jennifer, Jennifer in South LA. Yes, good morning. Hi. Jennifer. Jennifer, you ready?

Yes, I'm ready. Okay, three, two, one. O'KR, go. Oh, Kuh. I like that. Good. Good, that's good. I think it's between Alex and Jennifer.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have an ok. Are you ready? Nice. All right.

Alex. Alex. Yeah. All right. You're tired, bro. It's sudden death. Alex. Are you ready?

Yes. All right. I need you to get like just tapping. Just go in there. There has to be a Dominican lady inside you somewhere. Okay. You need to bring out the Cardi B and you. Are you ready?

Yes. All right. Three, two, one. Go. Okay. Okay, okay. Jenny, Jennifer. Yes.

Come on. It's time. If you want to see Belcalis live, Cardi B. Oh, I'm taking it home today. Oh, she's taking it home. It's confident. All right, I'm going to count you down. Three, two, one, go.

Oh, that's good. Okay. That was good. Would you guys panel of judges? I would go to Jennifer because her phone service is better. Oh, my. I could hear it better. I could hear it clearer.

The other one had like some like service issues. These are some wild. That's not much she probably needs a ticket. That's why she needs a ticket. She's kind of bored them. I'm going to go with Alex because she's from Sanana. Okay. Oh.

That's fires. I go on these reasons. Yes. No, because they're pretty evenly matched. So you got to start going to like ancillary things. Okay. Go, go. He doesn't remember the name?

He doesn't remember the names? Balcalis. No, the first one was. Cardi B. The first one was Alex or Jennifer. First one? Hello, Jennifer. That's what I was going to say to.

Jennifer. She's sounding better. Which one was she? Was she first or second? She was, well, it depends. Out of the four? Yeah, out of the four. Yeah, when did you hear her?

Just recently. He's picking up. We suck as a judging panel. I'm going as Jennifer. It had more like, like, uh, like sauce to it. It sounded like more like a sauce on. Yeah, like more like, um. Yeah.

Jennifer, Congrats, Jennifer. You're going to go see Part of B. Okay, there we go. I like it. I like it. Congratulations.

We have Pesopulomateke. Yeah, we do. Anybody else? Bye, yeah. Oh. Bye. Okay. That's the wrong one.

It's not like SpongeBob. Yeah, that's the wrong one. Angie, you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. All right, come.

Go, go. You shot us music videos. Be, yeah. Yeah, kind of a little bit. What's the next part of the song? You got to say, right? That's the hard question. Oh, my gosh.

I know. For those of you that don't know Spanish, you're like, why are these people who love Pesopouloma so much? It's just a vibe. He's just like, he's got to be there. He's our young club. We don't know what he's saying. But we love it.

According to Mona, he's our Michael Jackson. No, honestly. Don't do that. Don't do that. No, that's our producer. Mona, he put you on blast. Remember when you said that

Pesso Pluma was our Michael Jackson? Yes, I do remember. But why did you say that? Were you drunk? I was probably intoxicated. At work? That was like a crazy. At work is crazy.

He's a good performer. Is he? I said probably. I said probably. She says it like with a doubt. Really? At work? Yeah

Okay, question Yeah Why, Mona? Why was I intoxicating? No No! Why would you make that I went towards the performing part of it

Like Michael Jackson was a great performer Pesopuma put on a good show I think that's where my mind was Okay You're right about Michael Yeah And I've seen Pesopuma perform But still, why, Mona?

It was the moonwalk. Oh no, he didn't do that. He didn't do that. It was the stick your knee in the air and do the little thing. Yeah, that was it. He did choreography and that was sick. He had a dance. Yeah.

Just like Michael Jackson. All right, if you want these special pluma tickets, we are, we have them up for grabs, but you got to choose your fighter. All right, we got Jocelyn in East L.A. What's our Jocelyn? Hey. Jocelyn, who are you choosing to play for you this morning? I'm picking Angie.

You're pig. Angie. All right. You don't even know the game. I don't. You don't even know the game. But Angie, you're my first little guinea pig. Hopefully you get it though.

Hopefully. Hopefully. All right. Angie. Yeah. Peso pluma. Okay. Two Spanish words that start with the letter P in 10 seconds.

Oh my God. I think of a bad word. And I gave me five Spanish words. Yes, you can. That is not the Ito or the anocha that start with P. Okay Go Okay

Peluche Periodo Wow No that's Bocado Pintura Papal How many

I started to Oh no Peropedo Yeah Angie This doesn't count I know Wow

Pastel Oh What Wow Shut up When Angie When Angie went silent for two seconds

I was like it's over Yeah I kept thinking of the battery Dude she was rebooting hard. Okay.

Whenever. I'm sorry. Kimberly. Kimberly and Compton. Kimberly. Yeah, let's say pardon to her. Pardon, girl.

Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly, choose your fighter. Who's playing for you? Concrete. Concle. Step up to the plate,

my friend. Concrete. All right. And just like, Jose right here, I'm going to the second one, right? It's going to seem hard

for you. It might seem hard. Oh. But I want, literally, this is the first one that Angie did. and then the next one is yours.

I don't see it. Exactly. But I'm going off of the list. It's not like I'm choosing to be against like you, okay? Yeah. Just so you know. Did you make it, did you increase the tough level? No, I just wrote them.

As I was thinking of them, I wrote them. And I'm going through the list. In your hair movies. I have a lot of them. They all play at once. It's an AMC 16 in here. Got it, got it. Every room is different.

Every room is different. No one's in the Melania room. Okay. But, but doesn't need. All right, let's get into this. Ten seconds on the clock. Pesso pluma, right? Concert coming in March.

Oh, my God. Pesso is also a form of currency. In ten seconds, give me five other forms of currency. Oh, that's easy. Go. The yin. Oh. American dollars.

Oh. Canadian dollars. All right. Pesos from, from the Filipino ones. Even if you got that, it would have been for. Is it Euros? And I think it's yen.

I don't think it's yen. It was close enough. No, bro. Oh my God. But do you see how it's right there? It was the second one. You had it with a dollar and then the Canadian dollar? I was there with you.

I didn't mind. Whatever you were going to say, I was going to be like, yeah, let's go. There's the Euro. You could have said, Samp. dollar or take that. How wow. The old Salvi the old Salvi stuff.

It was like a soul or something. I would have said cryptocurrency. Oh yeah. Oh wow. Everybody has the answers once you're not playing.

Like now I can think that he works. Con is giving us the depth there. You guys can't see it. As he should because I didn't like that either. I was set up.

All right. No, you went. Don't even go. My commienses. I know. I wasn't. Valerie. I'm just not smart.

You're so smart. No, you're not. Valeria. Yes. All right. Valeria, it's your time to choose who's playing for you, baby girl. Pick me again. No.

I got Vic. You got Vic. Valeria. Vic is on the line for these tickets to go see Pesso Pluma. Okay? We're putting 10 seconds on the board. Vic, you got to tell me five. A Pesso Pluma.

In Spanish. Pluma is a pen. Oh, yes. Five other. Spanish. Office items. Go. Lapis.

Basura. What? Yeah. How do you say desk? Deskotio. Eskotio. No, it's not. If you don't win,

if I don't want nobody wins. I'm throwing out random things. Capel. Marker. Pizarron. I'm all thinking it's Spanish now. Why do we all know the ones that we didn't get? All right.

Greg. Greg, it's your time to save it. Greg, Eileen and Rancho is going for you. I'm locking in. I'm locking in. Good morning. Good morning. You're going to the no sabo.

Yeah. Come on. Okay. I know. I didn't get the no sabo. I got currency. You did. You did.

You did. All right. All right. Locked in. Locked in. I'm locked in. Okay. You locked in?

Yes. All right, we get these Pesso Pluma tickets, all right? Eileen and Rancho is counting on you. And I'm going off of my list. This is my list. All right. Pesso Pluma. Bluma is also a feather.

Mm-hmm. In 10 seconds. Yeah. Name me five feathered animals ago. A chicken, crow, eagle. Bro. A turkey and a ostrich. A what?

Aster. Let's go. We got there. We got there. No, thank you. Congratulations. Congratulations. I mean.

Congratulations. Yay, thank you. You're welcome. Oh my God. Thank you so much. That was a lot of work. Wow. You're welcome.

Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome from Greg. Concrete wants to challenge. Why? I think so. Why? Because.

Have you ever seen an ostrich feather? That's the one I'm questioning. Yeah. They have feathers. They do. It's a bird. He was going to get mad that he didn't speak Spanish, but he also didn't speak Spanish in his.

Well, because, yeah. Yeah, so you can. You can't. I know. I'm in your brain. Why was he checking his papers? Like, the answer was somewhere on here? And I wrote it down before we didn't start it.

I just went through the list. Con was going through his paperwork. No, actually. Exhibit. Where is? Where are the rules in this game? All right. All right.

Be real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Yes, Los Angeles. And you know what? I really appreciate that we were able to get to know one of like our authority figures in L.A. and put a face to the stand-up job that our L.A.F.D.

Our fire department is doing. We got the chance to speak to Chief Jaime E. Moore. We asked them what the more was short for it because I'm like, is it mortinas or anything? You didn't see that. You're Mexican American. Shout of this. He's like, yes, it's Imas.

The chief sending smoke signals. Yeah. He's the chief of the Los Angeles Fire Department, I believe, took over around the time or after the fires that happened last year and has been really making the case for like, you know what, we're going to rebuild, we're going to come back stronger. And it was really cool to get to know him. A couple things about him. He's from the Venice area.

Oh. Mexican American. He grew up with the dog town fools. Yes. He was talking about like skateboarding and surfing and all of that. And really, really cool guy. Really cool guy. Super dope.

But we did end up talking about so many things, including the fires that happened last year. And seeing loki how the Mexican firefighters, the firefighters from Mexico came. Do you guys see those videos that kind of look like, is it Top Gun? Yeah. Or like Maverick?

Yeah. They're just flying into the sky helping us out. On a different color plane. Yes. Yeah. He said that they built relationships between the fire departments from L-AFD and the Mexican fire departments. He goes over there helps.

train. A lot of stuff is donated to the Mexican fire department so much so that that bond is so strong when they saw what was happening out here. They came on their own accord. Check this out. When they saw what we were experiencing, they voluntarily came up and said, hey, we're here for you and we were able to put them to work and they did an incredible job. We had people from Canada to come and then people from all over the United States that came out to assist us. That's amazing. And it was truly in all hands on deck because, again, we've never seen fires of that magnitude before and we needed everybody we could to be able to put those fires out. That to me shows true humanity.

Like I see my neighbor needs help and I'm going to go help them. I'm going to cross those borders. I'm going to like it's beyond country at that point. It's like they need help and we're going to help them. And to see that that happens internally within the fire department. It's not like the government made the call or it happened like they were forced to. It's like, no, we see you and we're going to go help you out. That's how it should be.

You know, forget our differences. We'll do with those. later, it's like, man, a lot of people need help right now. I know how to do something about it, so I'm going to do it. Yeah, politics, everything aside, it's like, oh, you got, you guys got water over there, you guys got stuff we can use, boom, bring over here. Yeah. I have pulled him up like, hey, shh, shh, shh, shh, over here.

By ya, I watch, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. For real. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. All right. Has, I wonder if anyone's ever had this intrusive thought. All the time. I told him, I'm like, hey, before I ask you this, I know it's a stupid question. Uh-huh.

When you watch them pick up water, do you ever think, like, hey, are they picking up like a scuba diver? Or like fish? I never. I never cast your mind? Yeah, I don't know. Wait, wait. You know, like, the fire, the planes, how they pick up water. Water from the ocean.

You never think, like, oh, I wonder if there's some animals in there or humans. Just fish flying out of the forest. I imagine. Like, or like, if they're in the forest, there's, like, crabs in the forest. And you're like, why is there a crab in the forest? That would be crazy. But that's a good question. I never thought about it.

Okay, well, I asked him. Thank you. So I thank you, Fire Chief Moore, for answering my question. When you guys pick up water from the ocean, do you also get fish and crabs and stuff? That's a good question. So we've never had a diver swept into the helicopter. Oh, yeah, like into the helicopter. But the reality is, no.

We have strainers whenever we get water, but we don't usually use the water from the ocean. We use things like reservoirs. We use things like for us in the city of Los Angeles, we don't even. even use the reservoirs. We actually land. We have hydrants there. Our helitax will jump out. They connect and within one minute they have a helicopter filled up with just about 500 gallons of water and off they go. It literally takes us one minute to fill up. Wait, don't you guys use people's pools too? We do. We use siphon ejectors to do that, which those have a strainer on them. Yeah. So the thing is, is that we can't have debris.

Okay, okay, okay. So we're not fishing. Okay, okay. I learned something new. Yeah. That the Hylithel taxes have strainer's. I didn't know that just in the kitchen. They have strainer. And then I was thinking about it, it would be kind of done to put salt on fire or no?

Because the water from the ocean is salt water. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a scientist. I'm just, I don't know. I just know the fire chief. Where there's salt water? What do you mean? You got to strain the pasta.

Yes, there's salt water. Do you get what I'm saying? You get what I'm saying. He's just joking. Oh, okay. He's shaking. No, he's for a lot. This is the studio? Dude, who would say something like that?

At what? Of course. Salt water. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. Back to the Fire Chief more. He was talking to us about clearly fire season in Los Angeles is every day. It's not like, hey, like flu season like a little bit out of the gear.

It's all the time because we're so careless. We asked him like, hey, what is the most common reason people get into fires or fires happen? And here's what he said. Well, in all honestly, it's carelessness. I mean, it's literally. Using candles inside your home, not being conscious. Yeah, you leave them. It's leaving things on the stove unattended.

We have tons of grease fires that occur because somebody walks away from the grease that's in a pan and catches fire. It just feels so stupid when that happens. Like, oh, I left it. No, it's true. I can't tell you how many tortillas I burned. Fire Chief Moore, can you shame my sister because she once put a couple noodles in the microwave with no water and then pretty much caused the fire? Oh, no. Once again, careless.

Of course, because the styrofoam melts. Or how about people who don't take the aluminum wrapper off of something and stick it in the microwave? Well, there's no instruction. That's us. That is us. He's talking about us. So we're being careless, but thank goodness we have someone like the fire chief

and the Los Angeles fire department. We did tell him like, hey, bro, you guys are like the most loved. Like we want to see sand on a fire truck. That's very true. On top of a cop car. Right? Yeah, no, that's how much. And he's like, yeah, they just want to be us.

Anyways, if you... They have the best calendar. What? Firefighter calls. Nah, never mind, never mind. Yeah, you're crazy. Scratch that, scratch that. Are we live?

You're annoying. Yes, we're alive. If you want to be a firefighter, you can hit up join lafd.org because they are saying like, hey, look, if you want to come join the force, come try out, come see what you got. It feels like a, like a job, one, that's purposeful and that people love you for. And I know it's a lot of risk, a lot of risk. a lot of risk, but the reward is literally saving people's lives, saving structures, you know, and being able to take care of your family.

So if you are interested, join lafd.org. Shout out to our guy, Fire Chief Moore. Yeah. Yeah, shut out. Fire burning over there. All right, let's get into some schismission. Zooler, come here. Now what's going on?

Cheezmation with Angie. All right, the Grammys did happen last night, But I want to highlight our primo, Benito. That bunny, you guys. Bermito. Yes, that full won three Grammys, including album of the year, which was, it's a huge deal. This is the first time any Spanish album has actually won that award or that category.

Yep. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. And when he was doing his speeches from all the, from the three Grammys that he won, he actually took the time to address ICE. Listen. I say, ice out. we're not savage

we're not animals we're not aliens we are humans and we are Americans beautiful awesome yeah we touched so many people and every artist that went up there and said something yeah he did and the once he won the album of the year he also talked about saying who he dedicates this album to

I want to dedicate this award to all the people that had to leave their homeland their country to follow their dreams So for that one He actually got a standing ovation People were just very happy for a bad bunny Because again that was just history in the making

No one's ever won that award with a Spanish album Yeah, that's dope That's well deserved, that's such a good album too Yes, but he's gonna get in trouble So you know how Trevor Noah was actually the one hosting it, right? Throughout the whole award show He was trying to make Bad Bunny sing And I didn't know that actually

Wingered the Super Bowl halftime show perform it. You're not allowed to, you're contractually not allowed to actually perform. I did not know that. And with Bad Bunny being up on stage, like in two weeks,

Trevor Noah actually got him to sing with him. Listen. I know contractually you're not allowed to perform anywhere else, but like, is he, if they sue you,

if they sue you, that's not me. So even, dude, Trevor knew. You might get sued But you know what There might be like a little work around it Because no wiggle room

Yeah Because they could be like You know what It was an actual performance It was the joke He ha ha What network do the broadcast The Super Bowl on?

Fox Oh it's not on CBS So that's why it's like very like Okay you cannot perform For another major network You know It's like a clause Like a radius clause

For like you know People perform Yeah Well hopefully he still performs At the Super Bowl Hopefully we don't know He might get to But there's a workaround did.

But shout out to Bad Bunny because, again, that was history in the making with album of the year. We love you, Bad Bunny. Him crying before he got the album of the year? Incredible. Yeah. So happy for him. I love that. All right, that's it for Cheesme.

Brought to you guys by your local Toyota dealers, a Manit from Brownback Mornings on Par 106. All right. And we got some hip-hop to talk about because not only did we make history with Bad Bunny, also our guy Kendrick Lamar made history by being the most awarded rapper. for the Grammys, okay? He beat out, I believe it was Kanye at 24 and Jay-Z at 25. He was like up, up, up, up,

GNX, Luther, all of that, winning Grammys. And we also won a Grammy for his song, TV Off, with our guy Lefty Gunplay. This was before the award show, but they had like a pre-ceremony, pre-ceremony, excuse me, check this out. I want to thank Kendrick Lamar for putting a Latino on into other Latino kids in the hood,

watching anything is possible. O-T-R-T-E, Pee G. Lane. Let's go. And get this, not only did Lefty win the Grammy for that song, but also because he was featured on the album, best, and they won the category, best rap album, every person that was featured on the album also wins a Grammy. So you think of a peso, you think of an AZ Chike, and that was a full, bro, deria. What? Yeah. So, so you think of all of this, that is not just a win for Kendrick, it's, he

make sure this was a win for everybody else. One for LA, baby. Even if Cher messed up his name when announcing that he won for Luther. Oh, the government goes to Luther Granddress. Him and sister. For Lyman. Nothing to see here. But she said Luther, and it's Cher.

She's older, okay? So she thought Luther Vendros, who is up in heaven, won the award. And she checked herself right away. Like, oh, wait, Kendrick Lamar. Leave her loan. One of two things, either she had a flashback to 1985 when, And she presented the award to Luther Vandross or she can, she's close to their side. She already, he is in the room.

No, he just. She did old. She's like 84. Yeah, she thought it was Luther Vandros. And granted, it's a sample of Luther Vandros, which they got by the skin of their team. Or maybe she was being petty. No. No, no, I don't see it.

But Kendrick Lamar did go on stage and talk about how getting that sample meant the world to him, that they even went off. They didn't curse because that was the rule. They granted us that, you know. They said no cursing, though. Can't curse on it. That was the only thing, right? And we say, you know what? We're going to do just that.

No cursing, and we're going to make sure that this song represents love. There we go, Kendrick, bro. You deserve it. That's even harder. Goat. Goat of all goats. Big up, Kendrick Lamar and everybody that won a Grammy. Shout out to the West Coast.

Shout out to Los Angeles. To make money move. If you found out your ex, It's making money off of you still. Oh. It might be happening if you ever gave your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend some jewelry. Anybody guilty? Jewelry?

Jewelry. Not me, but my mom has given my ex-girlfriend a lot of jewelry. What? Your mom? Yeah, my mom gave her a lot of jewelry and stuff like that. Wow. They wanted that to happen. That's your mom.

All right. Well, if you have any jewelry from an... ex partner, JCPenney is actually doing something really funny on Valentine's Day. They're calling it the X change. Okay. Oh, that's cute. Whoa, what is going on my voice? All right.

So, according to what they're doing on Valentine's Day, JCPenney will be trading in any past jewelry that you bring in from an X, maybe, and switching it out. Sorry, I'm hearing it in my headphones. I don't know if you're hearing it in yours. And to switch it out for new jewelry at J.C. Benny. Oh, wow. I like that.

So they said that shoppers can receive a half-carat lab-grown diamond necklace set in 14-carat gold, yellow, gold, or silver. Jeez. Tom Foolery, jewelry, women don't like jewelry. What? Yeah, we do. Oh, yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do.

Maybe your girl don't like jewelry. Gentlemen, don't believe it. They don't like it. Don't buy it. Your girl don't like jewelry? He doesn't like jewelry. He doesn't want it. He doesn't into it.

Okay. I like jewelry. I like jewelry. I used to sell jewelry at JCPenney. What? I would be so pissed if I have to deal with this. Some people bringing in some crumpled up, like old stuff and be like, and I exchange this.

It's all part of the game. Hell no. Get out of here. So if you are interested, ladies and gentlemen, it's going down on Valentine's Day from 1 to 3 p.m. at the Glendale Galleria, J.C. Penny. And you could look for other select stores that are also partaking in this campaign. That's cool. It's going to be emotional.

People are going to be their hands shaking. I just need to turn this in. If they still feel that way. Or they'd be like, damn, I've been waiting to get rid of this. I'm going to pawn it now giving to me. It could be. Then you guys might get a whole different type of customer, the pawn shop customer. It's a good campaign.

I bought my ex-a-ring. I know. I forgot about that. I did. You don't buy her a ring and forget about it. I did buy her a ring and I forgot about it. She'll turn that in. It was a promise.

Yeah, it's expensive though, but yeah. My God. Jesus Christ. How did you give it to her? Oh, my God. I don't remember. I think it was a long time ago. Was it a holiday?

No, no, no, this is a random. I think it was our anniversary or something like that that it gave her the ring. That's really nice. How much she spent on it? Like $3.50. Wait, that's fine. Who broke the promise? Me.

Yeah. Anyway, why are we going there? Yeah. You're correct. Anyway. Anyway, my little flower child that's probably listening or probably not because you have us all blocked. You can, notice how to say her name. I just said flower child.

You can now turn in that jewelry. Jason, Danny. They'll give you some lab grown. diamonds, okay? No, they're, they could, someone could say those aren't real diamonds, but neither was your love with Greg. All right, that was money moves,

brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm letty for Brown McMorne. That was a good one. That was good. I'm on you today. I was going to do some studios full. Great start. Hell of studios.

What's nine plus ten? Turn your line? Look at this studios. Ooh. Perritos, do you guys want to be sexy forever? Do you want women to just lust over you when you post pictures online? to the guys. Yes.

The best thing you do is man spread. Spread them legs all the way, Perito. What? If you want to get crazy, spread them nuggas too. What? Why do man man spread? Is it a form of communication? Do women on dating apps prefer men who man spread their legs and arms in their profile pictures?

Do men on dating apps prefer women who man spread? Are you asking? What is? What is the mess? What is the mess? A team of psychologists found that nonverbal displays epitomized. by the man spreading are quite beneficial for people on speed dates and dating apps. So basically, like, you take a picture and you spread your legs and you're like, watch Hot Trusha right there.

Oh, gotcha. Watch the pantoon fly right there, dog. Oh, gosh. I always think that to myself. Like, if girls could show what they got, why can I show what I got? Show you to bully, dog. Yeah, why not? Girls don't be showing their pee either.

But they be showing their oms. Yeah. That's your arm. That's different than. Oh, my God. Nope, not that one. That looks like you're out of gynaecologist. Yeah, he's looking his legs up.

They're like, yeah, like stirru. They're surveying, they surveyed women, I guess, on dating apps. Yes. And it's like which one would you like swipe for? Yeah. And a lot of the guys that were man spreading, which is like sitting with your legs kind of open, seem to be more attractive to these women.

Because they have nothing to hide. Yeah. It seems like it's a power post. I read a lot about power poses. What are you doing? I don't know. It's so uncomfortable right now. They're doing it to like the side though.

It has to be like straight to the front, the forward. Oh my God. Yeah, actually, yeah. He looks like he's in a position of power right now. Zoom in right there. This is a position of power. I got my foot on her neck. Oh, my God.

Oh, my girl's neck. Oh, my girl's neck. Look at me. Look at me. I didn't know you're that flexible. Oh, dude. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised the thing this body can do.

I didn't think you were that agile. Oh, agile, fragile. All of the aisles. All the Niles. If you're on dating apps, guys, and you can't seem to get a date, maybe try spreading it. Yeah. Well, who's going to be like this?

Spread them. Do you find that attractive? No, not at all. You put his legs together. The way. Yeah, the way. I take pictures, I have them open a little bit. Not too much, but it's open.

Open them up wider. Yeah, I open up wide enough just so like the pants could get the full like thing, you know? What thing? Yeah, you get the full print, you know? Open wide. Open wide. A print doesn't ever hurt anybody, you know? He splits so you can see the print.

Yeah. It takes a while. Come on. So the moral of the study is open wide so they can slide. Yeah. Open wide if you wanted to slide. Yeah. I like that.

I like that. You swipe on 10. That's right. Open wide. No, like slide in a slide. It's Tinder. Oh, it's for Tinder. Oh, it's for the horns, people.

It's for people on dating apps. Thank you for that study. Studio's food. Stay smart America. Hello, Studius. Look at this, Studius has food. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

Playball. All right, you guys. Ex-Clipper, X All-Star, and current Philadelphia 76er, Paul George, has been suspended for 25 games for violating the NBA's

anti-drug policy. What? Can you believe that? Okay, so a lot of Because I got a ha. Because like a ha. Okay, so a lot of people online instantly thought he was getting high

like his Palmdale pal afro-man. But I do not believe that was the case because the NBA does not have marijuana on their prohibited substance list. There's not? No, it's not. They stopped checking for it back in 2022. Yeah.

So, you know, burn one. Or else they have to like get rid of everything. Or else the whole league would be gone, right? They don't test for it, but a lot of players and ex-players don't think he's getting high at all. They believe he's doing PEDs, performance-enhancing drugs. So like human growth hormones are like peptides, steroids, essentially, stuff like that. NBA player that plays against him pretty often, Dylan Brooks said he don't move good, then all of a sudden he's effing catching down threes looking like himself from four years ago.

I guarantee he'll be on his podcast explaining his story about what happened. So he's already pointing the finger. Well, that's what they say. Braun's on as well. Oh, really? Yeah, Bron goes to Germany, comes back and he's like, you know, taking out of use dance. And I'm wondering, like, what's the give and take there? Because stem cells help you heal, but they also clearly enhance your performance

because you didn't play like that before the injury. But, like, at what point is it, like, I don't know, the line. I think they have to figure that out. Oh, yeah. And 25 games is a hefty thing because they only, you know, hefty, like, you know, suspension because they only have 70, 72, no, 80 games. Has he been playing crazy. He's been playing a lot better.

He scored 32 points his last game when everybody was saying he was washed and all this stuff. So like mid-season, all of a sudden he just got better. You know, it looked like he, you know, found the fountain of youth. And that's what like competitors are saying like, hey, bro, that's suspicious. All of a sudden, you're playing good. For the record, they haven't said that it's PEDs. It's just a rumor. It's just a rumor.

But it is just like he just. But he's suspended. We just know he's suspended. And we don't know that. But he did make a statement. And he said, over the past few years, I've discussed the importance of mental health and in the course of recently seeking treatment for an issue of my own, I made the mistake of taking an improper medication.

Oh, damn. Then he wouldn't be, it was really a mistake. That's what he's saying, but we don't have the full context and we don't know what it was back. Are opioids banned? Opioids, they are. That's something that's probably prescribed for mental health issues. Yeah, opioids are banned, yeah. Yeah.

So oxycodone, stuff like that, percocet, things like that. Yeah, hydrocodone. Sheesh. Yeah. All right. Thanks for that, Vake. Keep it here.