Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 652 (Full Episode) Borrowing Without Permission 🚗 + The 2028 LA Olympics... City-Fishing? | Brown Bag Mornings (02/04/26)
Episode Date: February 4, 2026The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline for Smokey, a 6'2" reformed "Lexus borrower" who is trying to find love after a two-year stint in county but currently has less game than a "sassy" probat...ion judge. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the 2028 LA Olympics for "city-fishing" the world by hosting soccer games in New York and investigate why Batman has to be on a subway before men will give up their seats for a pregnant lady. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦇]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esed?
Don't you know I'm local?
Sit down, sit down because I learned so much about boats so you could come in a little yachtie.
Did you know there's two Queen Mary's?
No.
Did you know this?
Nope.
All this time, I thought it was just that.
One little lady, the little old lady, about to take her night, it's her 90-year anniversary of her first maiden trip or whatever, over in Long Beach, right?
Yeah, the haunted one.
The haunted one.
Yes.
No, there's a Queen Mary too, bruh.
What?
Yes.
And this Queen Mary, too, she's bigger, better, faster, better ingredients, Papa John, all of that.
Wow.
Uh-huh.
She was created in the early 2000s.
Okay.
Same namesake after the first Queen Mary.
Why are you saying yes?
She got like newer technology then.
She does have new her technicalized.
She's actually one of the only, the only remaining ocean liner.
Told you I learned a lot.
What is an ocean liner?
What is that?
Letty.
I will tell you.
Ocean liners are like low-key made for rough seas.
Steambo?
Oh, okay.
No, ocean liner.
A steamboat is a little baby.
No, like steam engines.
Steam engine.
Really, really, like when you think of the movies like the Titanic, like it's meant to go transatlantic.
It's meant to like battle rough seas.
Whereas a cruise ship, it's like for the lives.
It's like, hey, let's go to Rosarito.
and come back, all of that.
This ocean liner, or this ocean liner is one of, is the last remaining one.
And this past Monday was the first time in 20 years that the Queen Mary's met up.
The Mary's met up.
And they're like, hey, what's up, girl?
The Queen Mary too honked her horn at the first Queen Mary.
This is how it sounded.
Mary liked it.
You want to know why?
Why?
Because it originally belonged to her.
The Queen Mary two took her freaking horn.
Damn.
She's been using it.
But it's her!
She's in the retirement home already.
She wasn't using it.
I just hated for the first Queen Mary, bro.
She's the creepy older sister.
She's haunted.
She can't move.
Everyone's afraid of her.
They're probably tagging her up as we speak.
True.
True, true.
And then the Queen Mary too is like, oh, it's so funny because they went and said what's up to each other.
They had a cute little rendezvous.
And then she's like, I don't think I'm going to stay here.
I'm going to go to San Pedro.
And so she dogged.
Wow.
The Queen Mary two docked in San Pedro.
She's like, you live here?
At school.
It was the whole thing, but I learned a lot.
She's like, you touch Wilmington?
I'm going to San Pedro.
There's a video up on Brownback Morning's 1060.
You can check them out.
It's super cool.
It's just something I learned.
It's just random facts.
Yeah.
There's always a hotter sister, huh?
The younger one.
The younger one would have been the hotter one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The older one is the one that I just like that.
But the whole one knows all the tricks.
Yeah, me
So I still need to corroborate this other fact
But I was reading that
First Class lounges
That started with the original Queen Mary
Because of the crew
Again, when they were on their transatlantic tours
Or their trips
They had like a special lounge for VIPs and all of that
And then that came
Oh yeah
Well, the Titanic had the special
No, it was just like the poorest, the rich
That's it
However that went
The sunk.
All right.
Well, now you learn.
Oh, you know all this stuff I know about boats too, okay?
Let's get into some schismation.
Zool, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheesemation with Angie.
Okay, you guys, Cardi B's man, Stefan Diggs, football player for the Patriots, right?
Yeah.
This fool is going to get in trouble for his answer.
So he was at a press conference and he was asked about the ring because of Cardi B saying,
like, hey, since you guys are going to the Super Bowl,
when is Cardi getting her ring?
Listen.
Cardi getting her ring?
It's on the agenda maybe, right?
Right?
I got to get mine first, though.
Dude, his answer is getting him in trouble by fans.
He'll never get in trouble.
He'll never get in trouble from Cardi.
It's an honest answer.
Cardi getting her ring?
It's on the agenda maybe, right?
On the agenda maybe.
Maybe.
And it's like that nervous little laugh that he does.
Stefan Diggs makes me believe karma isn't real.
Why?
He got six women pregnant within a year and he's going to the Super Bowl.
How does he do that?
I'm a faithful man.
I'm not going nowhere.
You're here.
You're here.
You're loud right now.
I'm just saying, what do you mean?
The Bible says, spread your seed.
Strader seed.
I'm not saying I want to do what Stefan is doing.
That's what the Bible says.
You know how many other things the Bible says, but we only focus on the little one.
You're not supposed to wear mixed fabrics.
Did you know that?
So if you have like half polyester, half cotton or whatever in the Bible, it says do not blend fabrics.
What?
Random things.
That is random.
I do not know that.
Spread seats
Don't do that one
No
No
No
You can be allergic
We just
We just pick a choose
A spreadger seat
But yeah
I just feel like
Carmen isn't real
Because of him
I realized recently
Like it must not be real
It must be a thing
That we just talk about
Yeah
I'm all of you
Being a good person
For what
So six different girls
Got pregnant by him
A lot of girls
A lot of girls
Maybe four
And then didn't he get unsuspended
Like he
He also
Allegedly like
Oh yeah
Allegedly like
Threatened his chef
And nothing happened
They were like
Oh you're suspended
Oh you have port
It was allegedly.
We'll do it after the Super Bowl.
Like, you figure out your Super Bowl stuff.
The Patriots came out and said, you know what?
We'll do it after Super Bowl.
Okay.
The courts, too.
They gave him a court date for after the Super Bowl.
How does he keep getting away with this?
He's lucky.
He's just a lucky man.
On a Cardi tip, it's like, oh, yeah, I left this really bad situation with offset.
And then now this guy don't even maybe want to marry me.
Maybe one day.
They just start dating?
Well, I don't think he gave her a baby
He has a baby with him already
Yeah, it's like a little over a year
So I was I'm giving him
He has to be with him too?
Yeah
Oh my God
That's what I'm saying
That's her last baby's his
Man he better play for another 30 years
Doug because
A lot of money
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
And he's just
Savani stop digging in people
Well he's a lucky man
Okay
Hey his brother
Is his brother that pop in too
Trayvon
Oh he does
Yeah he's the same
He's the same.
Lucky?
Not lucky.
Trayvon.
Not lucky, but he's on the same type of activity.
Oh, my God.
It's the digs.
The digs thing, yeah.
Oh, they're just digging.
They're diggers.
All right, that's it for Cheeseman.
Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
If it's hip hop, you know let these on there go.
Rep sheet.
Let these set go.
All right.
We all know.
This Friday, leading up to Super Bowl, is our guy, Jay Cole's drop date for his album, The Fall Out.
If you're a Jay Cole fan, you've been very much looking forward to this.
And if you are also a Jay Cole fan, you remember once upon a time when he dropped his album sideline story, he dropped it the same, or excuse me, was it Bournemouth.
He dropped it the same day as Kanye West dropped his album, even at a bar that was like, I'm going to drop the same day as Kanye.
Now, one of his big fans is dropping on the same day, he is this.
this Friday, and her name is Ella Mae.
Oh, the homegirl.
Deep in my feelings, notice that you really like me.
Can't control my anxiety.
Oh my gosh, I need to hear that song.
I need to play that song.
But big up to El-M-A, she actually came through
and talked about dropping on the same day as one of her idols, J. Cole.
Check this out.
You know what's so funny.
Cole is one of my favorite rappers, like if not my favorite rapper,
for anybody he doesn't know.
And when he announced that he was dropping on the sixth,
like I had a few people text me like,
oh, like, are you good?
Like blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, what?
I was like, this is alignment.
Yeah, what do you mean?
I'm like, we're so aligned.
Like, we picked the same day.
Like, that's exactly how I felt.
But that is really how I feel because Cole to me,
he's one of the best.
And it was funny to me because he's been,
he's been teasing the falloff for years and years.
So at first I didn't even like
I really wasn't even paying attention to the date
As a fan I was like oh we're finally getting
You guys, Cole's about telling out
Yes I'm like we're finally getting the fall off
And then when I saw the day I was just like
Oh yeah this makes perfect sense
Like Cole and I are dropping on the same day
That's like something I could say for the rest of my life
And like how they she took it as a sign like
This is me and him right now
Her album is called
Do You Still Love Me? I love it
I've been hearing parts of it for sure
Yes. LMA is an incredible songbird
Greg couldn't stop just staring at it
It's like an angel
Walked into the room
And guys
If you ever have that argument
With your girlfriend
About like Valentine's Day
Ella Mae is on your side
Because she said the exact same thing
All guys say
Every day should be Valentine's Day
Listen to this
I'm not a big Valentine's Day person
Even though I'm a big lover girl
Yeah
Like I do like it
I think it's a cool day
Like to do something
But I've never been super super
super super into Valentine's Day
Oh the guys are gonna love this
Stupid question
Me personally
Remember
but what to me might not work for you.
No, they're clipping this and showing their girl that's upset.
Yeah, big up to baby girl.
I'm a bigger fan.
Right?
That made you fun.
She said every day should be Valentine's Day,
but also guys that say that make sure that Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday are your Valentine's Day.
Every day is Valentine's Day.
I know.
But people use that without making everyday Valentine's Day.
They make everyday Groundhog's Day.
There, that's hard.
Hell, you again.
You again.
Thrape.
Big up to LMA.
We're going to drop our full interview with her this month.
morning at 10 a.m.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
You're petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Pretty and pettiest.
All right.
Got someone being petty towards their ex's new thing.
All right?
Have you ever had it where, I don't know, maybe your ex-girl got what a dude that's
like a DJ and all of a sudden you hate going to clubs and clubs are stupid and DJs are
whack?
Or your ex-man got out of a lash tech and all of a sudden you like.
your lashes natural.
We're not going to do.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like those slight little disses.
Yeah.
Towards someone that happens to be the new occupation of your ex-boo.
Oh, yeah.
You mean like when they downgrade.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on here.
Downgrade to a DJ.
Hold on here.
Hold on here.
Hold on here.
Hold on.
Hold on.
My son's a DJ.
Oh, damn.
Wow.
You know, you just say like, my best friend is.
My son's a DJ
I would never
You know
You end up doing your digging
And you find out what your ex's new thing does
And you're like
I hate that stuff
Yeah
They're a mechanic
I hate cars
Who fixes cars
All right
Well that is what
Streamer and rapper
DDG may have done
He was on stream
And he was talking about
Like new celebrities
And how streamers have this big influence
and he also kind of made a jab at producers.
Now, his ex-Bee Your Mama, Little Mermaid, La Hallie Bailey,
she's with a producer and a really great credited producer.
And let me see, his name is Scott Bridgeway,
and he actually worked on the GNX album.
He did squabble up Luther and Picaboo.
He has contributions to all of those records.
So, like, they were at the Grammys.
And everybody's like, oh, is he trying to diss him
because he's at the Grammys with the X and he's the producer?
All right, check out what he said on his story.
stream about producers.
There are celebrities that are very influential, but it's 1%.
A Z-less streamer.
Got more influenced than a man.
Look at that damn producer.
You know what I mean?
Even a Z-less streamer has more influence than a damn producer.
I wonder if he's ever heard of Pharrell or Dr. Dre.
But he said, that's 1%.
You know?
It just seems very like, like, like very direct.
A direct subliminal?
He's just salty, so he's trying to bring anything out.
That's the thing.
That's what he's saying.
Like, he could have been anything.
And he would have made fun of him.
True, true, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's not completely wrong.
About what part?
Well, he's not completely wrong.
What part?
What part?
Well, I mean, streamers and guys like that, they do have a big influence.
When you look at guys like, you know, the boxer, what was his name?
Right.
Garcia?
No, you know, the YouTube.
What was his name?
Oh, Jake Paul.
Yeah, like Jake Paul.
Like, he's a YouTuber, but look at how much extreme influence he's brought to the sport of boxing
and giving actual.
boxers big bags.
Yeah.
But actual boxers get them too.
No, no, no, no, I know.
I know.
I know I'm saying like enough for Netflix to give them deals and all that stuff.
Yeah.
There's massive influence.
I think there's multiple ways to do it.
And that just happens to be his lane.
And the other lane is like being really, really great at your craft and like pro
and all of this.
And I think that's where the traditional versus modern.
And then he's just like totally different because he's not talking about a streamer or
a rapper.
He's talking about something in a completely other genre.
Or like another occupation because that happens, quote unquote, to be the occupation of her, his ex's new person.
Yeah.
And, Con, you're not wrong with like the streamers.
They are influential.
But DDG said a Z-lister.
So like the worst of the worst.
So like, yeah.
So that's why it's like, he's like, oh, come on, dog, be real.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that's not accurate at all.
He's just salty.
It's like it is.
I don't know.
Like if Vick started streaming today.
Yeah.
No, yesterday.
He did.
He did.
You did?
Yes, he did.
Yeah.
What is it called?
He has more important.
List.
No, no, no, no.
But, like, saying that, he would have more influence than this guy that was on JanX,
one of Grammys, and is with his baby mama.
You know, it's a petty.
It's a little, ping, ping.
So you just started?
Yeah, just yesterday.
So you're definitely in the Z's.
Yeah, I'm trying to get to the Y's.
Okay.
You got this, bro.
You got this.
Use the platform.
What is it?
What is your?
Oh, yeah.
Rose Cranes, Vic.
Okay.
Nice.
So shy about it.
I love it.
I'm on Twitch.
Rose Crenz.
We're getting there.
First five subscribers, you are good.
Woo!
Give away after 10 subscribers.
13 hours for $4.
He'll get there.
Vick is incredible.
Let's go, baby.
We're going to support you.
Yeah, Vic is great.
Back to this full.
He's being petty.
Oh, for sure.
And loki, he was with India Love
and reportedly alleged.
He had his own academy of girls
trying to hook up with him too.
Not one word.
from his ex.
Like she didn't come out dissing
or talking smack about any kind of girl
or the occupation, but he went around
and been like, hey. That's true.
Producers are. Ew.
You're streaming like every girl that I was with too.
He was trying really hard to get
a response. No, no, no, no.
Let's go into Scroly.
We're going to look in this room
right here and see
who would snitch on their best
friend. We all know who.
it is.
Why?
Who is the new streamer?
The new streamer?
Yeah.
He's going to be streaming the snitching.
Dubs in the chat.
Snitches get riches.
Come on, let's go.
He'll snitch for the subscribers.
There's a viral TikTok trend that's going on right now.
And it's an AI video of FBI agents walking into a room giving you an interrogation.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, like if you're sitting at a table and they're walking in and they're going to give you
different levels of what you would snitch at for your best friend.
Got it.
You know how they say like you'll snitch for like, I don't know, some yuck in a box or something?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And it's like they're putting stuff in front of you and seeing what would take for you to snitch.
All right.
You guys have to call that when you'll start riding, okay?
So there's different levels.
All right.
Once he hits that level, let me play it.
Boom.
The FBI is looking for your best friend.
On which level would you snitch?
Level one.
Unlimited free Uber rides for life.
Travel anywhere without paying ever again.
Level two, a personal chef cooking any dish you want.
Restaurant level meals every day.
Level three.
Perfume that makes anyone instantly like you.
One spray and every person feels instant attraction toward you.
Level four.
A wallet that refills with $100 every morning.
Guaranteed daily cash forever.
Level five.
A room full of brand new sneakers.
Every size fits you perfectly.
Level six, a ticket allowing you to retry any day of your life once.
Fix any mistake you ever made.
Level seven.
A chip that boosts your learning speed times 10.
master any skill unbelievably fast
level eight
a Lamborghini super yacht
so the ultimate luxury
on the water
I'm snitching on the yard
offer me a Lambo and everybody's
who's gonna jail
which level you're thinking of it
the go back in the day
and that was like a kitchen huh
yeah
yeah
you could change that one thing
if I could
yeah if I could change one thing
yeah why your mistakes as well
what makes you today.
No, I wouldn't change my mistake
because other people's mistakes.
You choose level six then.
That's level six.
That's level six?
Yes.
I would choose, yeah.
A ticket to retry any day.
Honestly, none of them were convincing to me.
Wow.
Because I'm thinking even the yacht,
I'm like, I can't even swim.
What if I just slip and die?
I'm gone.
Yeah, I'm not such either.
The boat sounded cool,
but then I'm like, you got to do maintenance.
That's probably super expensive.
What?
You got to pay somebody to clean it.
I'm good.
I'm good.
No, and then it costs a lot to dock those.
Exactly.
Yeah.
There's a lot of prices associated.
$100 a day with the wallet.
You're the only snitch.
Clearly, I'll be happy on my Lambo.
Y'all not invited.
It's going to drive it.
You're not invited.
I'm driving it.
Level eight?
Level eight is the level.
Yeah, that's the last one.
Level one was unlimited Uber rides.
Level two was a personal chef.
Level three was a perfume that makes anyone fall in love with you.
That one's good to.
Really?
Really?
Level four, level four, wallet that refills with $100 every day.
Need more inflation.
Level five?
Real.
Level five, a room full of new sneakers.
Level six, a ticket to retry any day.
Level seven, chip that boosts your learning.
That one is the one that I would be like.
Which one?
Could Angie sit down for a little bit?
You know what?
Get her out.
I'll learn how to get her out.
Br, I finally learn Spanish for real.
Oh, yeah.
When I heard that, I'm like, letty has that already.
She's such a good friend.
No, she does.
She knows stuff really quick.
me and the other hand
who?
Here,
here's
just kiss
already
just snitch
on each other
Khan was
like,
wait,
where does it
enter?
I enter
and never
a lot of
all right
let's get
to the weather
thank you Greg
thank you
Greg, thank you
Greg.
And now
the weather
with
concrete storm
Peritos then is
going down
for the weather
Wednesday
February
4th
first we go
to the
glorious city
of Menefi
where a place
for Cholo's move and never see an enemy.
You're 84 and 46 at night.
Now we run like forest to the city of Gardina.
I love you, Jenna.
Tina, Gina and Sabrina.
84 and your 53 at night.
Now we're going to 88 to the city of Blythe.
Where it feels like you travel back in time.
84 and 48 at night.
Lastly, we start the dickies to the city of Folsom.
When I'm broke, I ask my perros.
Hey, let me hold some.
66 and 44 at night.
Perritos.
It's going to be pretty hot.
I heard down next week it's going to be cold.
So keep your sweaters around, dog.
Last week was supposed to be hot.
This week's cold.
Next week's high.
I don't create the weather, dog.
We'll do something about it.
Ask Jesus about the weather.
He creates everything.
So it's not my fault, dog.
His dad does.
His puppy does.
Men of feet, 82, 46 at night.
Cardina, 84 and 53.
The city of Blythe, 84 and 48.
And Folsom, 66, and 44.
Perrito, your boy, concrete.
for Brownback morning.
It's our power 106.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
Smokey needs our help.
Smokey.
Smokey hit us up and said,
What's up, Brownback?
They call me Smokey, and I need your help.
I really want a woman in my life,
but I don't know how to get one since I got out of jail.
He said, I'm a big fan of y'all.
I started listening to you guys when I was locked up for driving a car without the owner's consent.
Oh, he bought it.
That's stealing the car, isn't it?
It's called borrowing.
Yeah, borrowing without permission.
He did his time.
He did his time.
He did his time.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, it's been a long time since I dated and been with a woman.
I got out of county in 2023.
I've been really focused on myself.
I've been sober now for three years.
Now that I got my stuff together more, I want to date.
That's right.
The only problem is I don't know how to talk to or approach a female, and honestly, I have no game at all.
My last relationship was with my BM.
They call her downer.
That's right.
And you stop doing it.
I know.
I do it at me, but we practiced.
We had rehearsed.
That was so perfect.
That was perfect.
Awesome.
Yeah, that was amazing.
That was amazing.
Sorry, he said that was a super duper toxic one.
We started dating in 2016 and broke it off in 2021.
Ever since I left my baby mama, I noticed I get anxious in crowded places and I start
thinking everyone is just staring at me.
Oh.
Also, when I try to shoot my shot, I back down and don't shoot.
Well, that's good.
That's good.
We're so very happy to know that.
We don't need you back in jail, bro.
No, we don't.
Don't chew.
Okay.
He said, God didn't give me the looks or body, but I know I have a good heart.
Oh, my God.
What is it left?
He said, I'll not cry later, boom.
He said, I don't know if there's any way to help me.
Do you think there's hope?
I can find love, or should I just give up and be happy with my three kids?
Oh, my God.
Smoky.
Smokey.
Smokey the beer.
I picture him, like, just sitting there writing this out in a letter.
Sad fool.
Sad fool.
In his notebook?
Okay.
What a bit of a bug and bug him.
What a lot?
What's up, bro?
What up, Smokey?
Oh, what's that?
Oh, Smokey.
So let's get a little bit backstory, bro.
You were in county and you were listening to us?
Yeah.
I was at a sub station.
And, uh, to dad, my sister, so, yeah, when my sister used to come visit me,
you should be like, hey, she'd be listening to Brownback in the morning.
I was, uh, oh, well, check it out.
So I had a radio inside, and I saw I listen to you.
I think, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
That's so awesome, bro.
And, and you took your, you, you had to sit down for a little bit because, oh,
and it's so crazy, you took a car, and they didn't give you permission to take it.
But you know what?
You know what?
What happened?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What kind of car was it, I'm just curious.
True, true, true, true.
A car?
Yeah, what kind was it?
Lexus, I.S.
50.
Hey.
Those are nice.
I had one of those.
How'd you start it?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Hey, Smokey, we talk to us.
So I guess you come out and you're seeing that sheesh, it's pretty tough to start dating, huh?
Yeah, I guess it was just different since back then.
How long were you in county?
I was in county for like a whole year, like a year and a half.
I thought you did like 20 years.
No, think about it.
He got, I think he got locked up during COVID.
I got out.
No, I went in in 2021.
Once my daughter, my last daughter was born, my youngest one.
And it's different because before that he was with his baby mama.
Yeah.
And then after that.
So you did like two years, roughly.
Yeah.
So after that, when I came out, it's just different.
It was like, I don't know.
And then I just, I was like, first, like, before I even do anything, I got to fix myself.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was doing bad.
I was like, holy fit.
I was out in the world.
I was doing some out.
You know, so after that, I was just like, you know, I need to get my own spot.
I need my car.
So when I got out, I had a, I had it yet.
There's another thing, too.
Like, when I got out, they took my baby from my baby mama.
Oh, man.
She came out dirty.
She tested dirty.
So that gave me the question, but you know what?
I need to, like, click over.
You need to handle it to make sure you're there for your babies.
So I got my daughter back
After I did all this classes
And I got back to her custody
And I just
You know I just been focusing on her
And me as well
But now you're trying to date
And you're just seeing like it's not working
You go out
You get
You have social anxiety
Yeah
I think you have social anxiety
Is it because like you feel like
institutionalized or what
That's true
That and also because like
When I was in my baby mom
It was so toxic
I couldn't talk to a lot of people
because then she would start tripping
like tripping to live in
So did you
Did you feel the same before prison or jail
Or you know like
Was it just after a deal?
What?
You know just feeling a little feeling different
What are you saying bro?
He was his baby mama before he went to jail
And then after you they're not together
Yeah
Back then like I guess back then back then
Like it was no problem
I would return to anybody like I wouldn't
You know
but since I got it like since I got with her
I think that's when it's starting I'm like
I kind of got like
really anti-social with a lot of people
did anything happen in jail that that made you like that bro
nah
no I'm just no I'm saying
no I'm taking you serious
I'm taking you serious
no no no no no no what I'm saying is that
I don't know if there was maybe he had issues
in there where he had to watch his back swine here
he feels the same way
hey you sound sassy now
he does
Nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah.
Nah.
No.
Chill.
Come on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's trying.
You said when you were trying to shoot your shot at people.
Also, like, like, last time I tried, I try, I actually, like, try hitting on someone and everything.
I allow, you know what, let's go out, whatever, but, like, I guess she stood me up.
I didn't do it.
I even got a spot, like, at Casualena.
that was like my first
that's nice
yeah
I was like
doing a reservation
doing this
he tried
he tried
he got an open table
yeah
you know
so I was like
for sure
but next you know
when I got there
she was like
oh I can't go
oh I'm whatever
but from there
I was just like
you know what
I think just probably
I need to keep
focusing myself
so
now that like
now that I have my
I just paid out
my car I just got my like I've been in my apartment for like two years.
Nice.
You have your little goals.
You have your goals and now it's like hey should I give up on trying to get with
someone just focus on my kids or should I like is there hope for me?
Yeah like now that I have like all like my money's up I have my I have everything that
I need you know so I'm all right for sure like maybe it's time for me to start dating
but I just don't know now because it's so different.
And you said your words, that's feito.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Oh, that's a lot.
That doesn't matter, Smoky.
Oh, so cute.
You're cute to somebody, bro.
It's like, like, my other homies, like, other homies from back there, like, hey, uh, uh, Verbo Matakara, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe.
But then again, I'll just like, dude, I've been so.
But also, you don't have game.
Yeah, like, well, you're missing that, too, can I tell you.
So this is going to be an uphill battle right here, buddy.
How tall are you?
How tall are you, Smoky?
I'm six, too.
Okay.
Oh, he's tall.
Tall enough to fix that smoke alarm.
Yeah, there you go.
Since your money's up, you got to get some batteries on the roof.
Okay, well, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, because you don't have the roof to go on fire, but he's got to be here.
So you're tall.
He makes money.
He has his own apartment.
Yeah.
Okay.
He takes care of his daughter.
Paid off his car.
Yeah, paid off his car.
He didn't steal it.
Did not steal it.
We're going to help you, bro.
Hey, Smokey.
Why did you take the car, bro?
Sorry, we sound like your probation judges.
Why I took the con judge?
I didn't go off crew kicking it.
Okay, never mind.
I'm glad you got caught.
Dude, I tried to set you up, dog.
You should have said I was going to go apply for Medi-Cal.
Something noble.
I was going to.
The stolen car.
I was like, nah.
I wanted you to talk like John Q, like my son, he just broke his hand.
He's like just curse.
With my daughter, I'll just take the bus.
I'll just take the bus, you know, with the stroller and everything, you know.
So I was like, whatever.
But you were just cruising it.
Okay.
Yeah.
This guy.
Can you tell me how you've hit on a girl before?
Like, what was the recent one that you were like, oh, dang, that didn't work?
Like what you say?
Like, we want to see your game.
Yeah, yeah.
I just, like, I don't know.
Okay, like, let's go out.
I'm going.
I don't know what to keep saying because then I just ran out of there.
Probably I just overthr think.
Yeah.
But I just don't know.
And let me tell you, Vic showed us your profile.
I want to just tell you, bro, not that's fair.
you're not. Plus you have kids so
someone found you attractive, bro. That should give
your sign. There is hope.
You know? Because right now you're just like, dang, should I just
give up? Focus on my kid.
He's like, hey, I'll give you three
soapas for a kiss.
As long as it was
in the chon chon, like.
I'll give you three
so potter in the cigarette
for your number.
All right, bro.
So we're trying to help you.
Yeah.
Smokie needs his group back.
He does.
He's a game.
He's a group back.
But, yeah, not you're fitito, bro.
You got a lot going for you.
How old are you?
We never asked.
Oh, 35.
Oh, you still a lot of time.
You stood a lot of time.
Never mind.
I looked at his profile.
He has a sick shoe collection.
Right, Smokey?
You have a sick shoe collection?
That's stolen.
Please tell me you paid for those shoes.
Are those your shoes, bro?
Yeah, I went to a fight club and I just dropped eight,
eight, ten for them.
Wow.
Ben?
Sheesh.
No, 800.
$800.
You could have the matching shoes.
That's a good conversation right there.
All right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Thank you, then.
No.
All right.
Let's go to Lewis.
Lewis.
Lewis.
What's up, bro?
Luis.
Hello?
Luis.
Aw.
What happened?
All right.
All right.
Let's go to David.
David.
You better act right.
David.
Hold on.
Someone's phone went off.
Who's right here?
It's my.
All right.
Come on. Read it to the class.
It's a thing on Brownback Morning is if your phone goes off, you have to read whatever.
Guiding Cross, the items you liked are running out.
Get it now with this code.
Yeah, see?
Was that worth interrupting the class?
No, I don't know.
Stupid phone.
Stupid phone.
That does what I threw it.
He threw it.
You didn't put it on Sally.
You just threw it.
David.
David in South LA.
What's up, bro?
Yo, yo, yo.
What up, David?
Hello.
What's cracking?
Good morning, guys.
You're not David.
Yeah, I'm David
You're not our David
He's a different David
Oh you're
Oh that's from South L.A
Not East L.A
All right David
Same thing
I'm like you're not our David
Hold on hold on hold on
Hold on hold on
No
Well really I'm from East L.A. too
But I'm not that David
Oh
HR David gotcha
All right you're another David
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Talk to us David
How about Smokey
Guys
Hold on hold on real quick
I just want to say
I love y'all
I've been listening to you all while
since before y'all jumped on power.
A big time fan.
A long time listening.
Let's go, David.
Thank you, David.
But one thing I want to tell Smokey, part of your listening,
it sounds like you got your stuff together, bro.
I wouldn't really be too focused on finding a partner.
Not that there's a bad thing, because, look, I was in a similar situation,
but not on a different spectrum.
See, I was homeless for.
three years and it took me a long time to get into the groove of things. All that to say that
the entire time, I was never really looking for a partner or, you know, nothing like that. I was
just kind of focusing on what I was doing, which was to get up on my feet. And slowly but surely,
things started getting better. And I'm glad to say that now, since then, you know, I have a family.
I have a good paying job.
And I've been out of the street since 2013.
So my best advice, boy, is just keep doing what you're doing.
It sounds like you're doing good right now.
And just keep going, bro, you know, love will find you.
Dog, love will find you because, you know what?
I always thought that I wouldn't find love, bro.
You know, because I consider myself the same way, you know.
You know, I'm justo y'aldo, he failed.
Oh, don't say that.
Wow.
No, netta, and it's not just to get the a-haz out of you guys.
I always thought that, you know, I wouldn't find love.
And I did, you know, so.
There we go.
I mean, if I can do it, Perro, there's no reason why you can, dog.
There you go.
That's right.
Perro.
Yeah, but I know you're saying, like, stick to your script and figure it out, and it'll come, but what about?
Yeah, what about when he's turning, like, get it down, you know?
Oh, my God.
He's feeling.
Like, what about when he's horns, bro?
Yeah.
I mean, everybody has these, bro, and if I have to show you or tell you how to take care of this,
oh, whoa.
Wait, he's out of jail, brother.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
We're all right.
You know?
That took a sharp left.
For real.
Let me show you.
I'll show you right now.
KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles.
It's Paro 106.
L.A's number one for hip-hop.
We're helping the homie Smokey.
Smokey is having trouble dating.
According to him, you know, I was in jail for a little bit.
I got out, broke up and baby mama.
It's been tough.
I've been getting my life together.
I have my own spot for two years.
Cars paid off.
Work is good.
Money's good.
Family's good.
Like me and my kids, we're good.
But, like, I feel like I just don't have it when it comes to women.
And I really, really, really feel like, dang, is this time for me to just give up hope on this?
Or is there still, is there a chance out there that I could find?
Elamor.
Let's go to Slick Vic in Wilburne.
What's up Slick Vig?
What up?
What's up?
It's your voice Slick Vick from Wheelmas.
What up?
Slick Vig.
What would you tell the homie, Smokey, bro?
Smokey!
You got to keep shooting your shell like it was going to be la Cajas, folks.
Don't ever stop, bro, por favor.
You got to keep pushing, dog.
Look, what you got going for you right now, you got the bad boy image, though.
You've been in prison.
Women love that.
They love the fact that you've been in prison, dog.
You're a bad boy.
Right?
So what you do, you take whatever you learn in prison or jail or county, whatever, right?
Look, obviously you know how to make a good spread.
Enhance that, petro, make it look good, you know, make that ramen, beat, that soup, you know, you don't what to do.
And then, like, you know, get your routine on.
Burpees, come on.
You know, your burpees.
It has to be on point.
Get your body back right.
Yeah.
All I'm going to say is, dog, look, like the other guy said, let love come to you.
Let it find you.
I love this.
I love this.
So what I'm going to suggest.
is take a bunch of pictures with your primas,
make sure they're pretty ones, all right?
Like, get all your fine people.
Take pictures with them and let me tag you,
and then your prima's hungry,
and then your prima's hungry.
They'll come to you, dog.
They will come to you.
Marketing, internal marketing.
Enlist the primas.
Propaganda.
Yeah.
I like it.
Propaganda.
If you feel the body, they will come.
That's a good one.
Oh, my God.
That's right.
Now you shank them, me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Shank him a love.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Like, it says that, like, you, you know about this.
Why do you know how to, like, do it?
I'm a fellow felon, baby, yeah.
Like, you know, I went in, I learned, I learned what I had to learn in there.
And then when I came out, I applied that out here, you know?
What did you learn?
Yeah, what did you learn in there, huh?
Oh, I learned a lot.
Dude, I was in the Fed, though.
I didn't do county stuff.
I went straight to the Fed.
Dang.
I learned how to make, you know, we were making tamales in there.
We were making rice bowls, tuna bowls.
I'm a, I'm a chef.
out here. Like, I'm dope.
Yeah.
I'm tall.
That's right.
Slick Vick.
You already know what time it is here.
We're doing burpees all day, all day.
Hey, did you have any pen pills?
My grandma.
Oh, that's so.
He's only one that's wrong me.
Oh, my wita.
Oh, I te quoth a kiddo.
Oh, don't know.
Hey, Slick is good.
Slickick is good.
Because look how he has to throw.
Yeah.
That's where you find out when you're real.
homies are, you know?
Damn.
We ta.
Thank you.
And I'm glad you're good and you're out
and you're living good.
We appreciate you.
Yeah, sometimes you need that type of advice.
Like, hey.
Burpees.
Like, get on the program.
Lock in.
Lock in the PILAS, homie.
All right, let's go to Monica in Huntington Park.
Monica, from HP.
What's up?
Monica.
Monica.
Our guy, Smokey, needs some help.
He's out of jail and just can't get his group back.
He was dating.
He had his baby mama when he went in, not when he went out,
and just dating is really bad for him.
He has social anxiety.
He's finding out.
Plus, he don't really have game.
And he's just wondering, like, should I give up on love or do I still have a chance?
Never.
Love always wins, but come out.
I'll be your wing girl.
I got you.
I'll put you with the baddies.
I got you.
My boy, don't even trip.
Okay.
Monica, you'll be the wing woman?
Yeah.
Better than a wingman.
Let me tell you.
It is.
It is.
It is.
Yes.
Yes.
It is.
Why not a date?
Why not?
Man, I just got a 20-year relationship.
You think I want to date right now.
Oh, you never know.
You never know.
I want to spend his money and be a friend.
I'm out here having fun.
I never been to jail, but I was locked up.
I'm out.
Okay.
I get it.
She was locked up in a relationship.
Oh.
So, Monica, you're down to be his wing woman.
I don't know mad at that.
Where are you going to take them?
Where are you going to take them?
Mm-hmm.
I know, like,
My local bars are always fucking...
Hey.
You know?
Hold on the line, Monica.
All right, we're going to get your info.
Yeah, maybe a growing woman will help.
That would help a lot.
Because you already see like there's a good combo.
She can help me through everything.
Jackie, Jackie and Catalina Island.
What's up, Jackie?
Catalina.
Good morning, I'm bag.
Jackie, what is going on?
Side note.
What's going on with the freaking deer over there?
Are you for or against all of them being?
Bro, I am totally against it.
We need help.
You all need to do whatever you can publicly to get that out there.
It is horrible.
You have like 2,000 deer out there, no?
And bison, right?
She wants them there or gone?
No, she wants them there.
No, we want them here.
People come here to see deer, not a stupid plant.
Yeah, because the reason why they want to get rid of the deer is because they are not letting the plants kind of do the thing.
That's because they're messing up the ecosystem.
Well, the plants are native.
But that lady is the only person that cares about the plant.
Like, honestly, everybody else wants the deer is wild.
Oh, it's a lady.
All right, all right, right, right.
Back to the topic.
Smokey needs our help.
Smoky needs our help.
Anyways.
Smokey, what's that, bro?
Can you hear me?
Yes, okay.
He can hear you.
He can't talk back because everyone's on hold.
We don't have, like, a conference call on our phones yet.
No worries.
Okay, well, Smokey, I am just like you.
I'm a little bit older.
Well, I got my shit together.
I've been single for a long, long time, and let's go on a date.
Straight to the point.
I like that.
Wow.
Do you want him to go?
You want him to go to Catalina?
What happens?
You go over there?
He comes here and what's going down?
Well, I don't know because that's an exchange.
You've asked him.
So we got to figure that part out.
Okay.
Okay.
He got money, girl.
He got money.
True.
But on your birthday, you get a free ride.
If he really cares, you'll swim over there, right?
There we go.
There we go.
Birthday rides are out.
Birthday rides are out.
But still, you can get a coupon.
Okay.
Oh, yeah?
Jackie, hold on the line.
Hold on the line.
Wow.
Hey, we got Vanessa.
Vanessa and Carson.
What's that Vanessa?
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Hello.
Hi, Vanessa.
Vanessa.
We're trying to help.
Smokey.
He said he has no game, but he wants to start dating again.
What do you want to tell him?
It's okay.
Let the girls come to him because that's what I called for.
I wanted to shoot my shot.
What?
Oh, let's go.
Hey, Slickick was right.
Girls do like a felon.
They do.
It's time.
It's right.
Vanessa,
Vanessa,
shoot your shot, Vanessa.
What would you tell him?
So what's up,
smoking?
My name's Vanessa.
I'm 39 right now.
My birthday is actually next week.
I'm going to be 40.
I have a kid as well,
but I do got stuff together.
I work full time.
I take care of my kids,
but I also like to go out
and have some fun.
So I'm down for a blind date
if you're willing to
be my birthday present.
Who knows?
Oh, cute.
All right, Smokey did say he's,
That he's just so you know
But he's tall.
Beauty's and I, the behold, it doesn't matter.
It's all good. It's all good.
I could build his confidence.
Oh, got it.
Hold on, hold on.
Wow.
Wow.
That's amazing.
This is the homie hookup line.
It's a party line right now.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Smokey.
He's all happy.
Smokey.
Bro, do you hear that?
We got two girls, bro.
In this Beke?
Yeah, I hear that.
Fuck a phone.
He's folding.
He's folding.
He's blushing.
He's blushing on now.
Say something back, bro.
Say something back.
What?
I'm speechless.
I'm speaking.
I'm saying,
I know,
my eyes.
Hey,
Hey,
y'all really suck.
Hey.
Hey,
help them,
come turn to the,
he turned to the fourth.
They're going.
Yeah, no more they're good.
He's flattered
He's flattered
For real?
Gunnys never stayed that
He has to shoot a shot
Smoke gets to shoot a shot
Which one sounds more appealing
Or what?
I don't know
Hi
Yeah see
Melissa
Melissa Linwood
What's up Melissa?
Hi
Good morning, bro, bye
Lisa
You heard Smokey's story
You know
He had to do some time for a while
came back out, got his life together, and it's finding it really tough to start dating again.
He's losing confidence.
He says that he's not the most handsome or the most fit, but he does have a good heart and some Brit.
So he's just wondering what you advice we have for him.
Well, I'm just going to tell him, like, don't be scared.
Let's go to dinner.
I'll hide my car keys.
You know, let's have some conversation.
And, you know.
Oh, my God.
Melissa is down.
Melissa, you're down?
Yeah, I'm just saying, like, you know, you never know.
You got to put yourself out there and, you know, like, if you're a good person, well, let's see.
Oh, my God.
We got to vlog this.
I will vlog it.
Same.
What if we do like a speed dating?
Yes, let's do it.
All the women.
Let's do it.
Valentine's.
Well, I don't want to be in with my husband on Valentine's Day.
I mean, no.
You want to do it.
And she will host
I'm not
I will not
You see how she signed this up?
I will not
I will stand you up
We got Evelyn
In Bellflower
Evelyn
Evelyn
Hello
Hi
Are you calling for Smokey too?
I'm sorry
Are you calling for Smokey?
Yeah
Well you said he's six to
He
You did say he's not that ugly
No
I said he's not that handsome
He said, oh, I did, I did, I looked at him.
I looked at him, yes, I personally do not think he's ugly, like the way that he's making himself seem.
Like, it's not.
Yeah, he's just, he hasn't been out there, so he doesn't have the confidence.
I think, I don't know, he sounds like a sweetheart, so.
He is, he has a great heart.
So talk to him, what would you say, like, are you shooting your shot?
I'm a little shy, too.
I haven't been dating.
Okay, so you guys are both going to be another corner of the room.
Both of him, like, oh.
All of the line, Evelyn.
All these girls heard was 6-2 and felon.
That's it.
I know.
And bread.
That's not that ugly.
6-2 breaded up.
They pictured that guy that went viral for the mugshot.
Smokey.
No, no, they know.
They know his tafeito.
Right, Smokey?
Smoky, are you there?
Huh?
Oh.
Smoky.
Who are you from, first of all?
Oh, true.
The valley?
No, don't say that, no.
Which valley, fool?
Don't say.
You should have lied for one said Mow vowel or something, though.
For a p'o'or, da.
See, we got good hearts in the valley.
He has it tied on his leg, bro.
Oh, girls, he has tattoos.
He's tatted.
He's tatted up to.
Taddy from the A1-8 skirts?
What?
All right.
All right, Smokey, we're going to set something up because we do have a bunch of women that are down.
And, loki, I love the game of women.
I have like, you know what?
If he's not going to shoot a shot, I'm a shoot a shot.
And, hey, you try, you meet new people, all of that.
That's what you need.
You need those experiences.
I think we're going to get it.
Aren't we going to set that?
Dude, yes, yes.
And look, whatever you do and ask you a question, just don't be like, uh-huh.
Like, talk right for them.
Have confidence.
Have confidence.
And if you guys go on a day, we could set it up.
You know, we set it up, I'll pick the restaurant.
So, like, Smokey, you're going to be on a date.
And Smokey, what do you like to do?
Tell me what you do for, like, besides work.
Oh, what?
Besides work?
Like, I'm talking to you.
I'm asking you a question.
We're at dinner.
Like, you're at a date right now.
We're not because I love my husband.
And let's he is.
Someone else.
But, yeah, yeah.
Hey, so what do you, what do you like to do?
Uh, work, bro.
Oh, I don't work.
just work.
And all I do is just work.
But honestly, like, I do go out by myself.
Like, I do go to theaters, whatever.
I go take a hike.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Don't take a hike.
Go on a hike.
Taking a hike is like, get the hell out of here.
Yeah, that.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Oh, is that too cocky?
Okay.
All right.
We love you, bro.
We do.
We're going to change that part of your life around, bro.
Yeah.
You're going to be, at least you're going to have experience under your belt,
and you're going to know how to maneuver through these waters, okay?
We appreciate you.
Hold on the line, okay?
All right.
We got to set that up.
Smokey.
I want to, like, make him talk.
Like, put it in there.
Like, put it in there.
Like, I know there's something he has to say, but he just gets, like, tongue-tied.
Yes, yes, yeah.
So what do you like to do?
I'm hungry.
What do you do besides work?
Work.
Think about work.
Overtime.
I see your ass.
Great, that's how you sound.
Yeah, we're going to set it up.
We're going to set it up.
No, that's how you sound.
That's not how I sound.
I'm confident now.
I'm confident.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no, look, this is the thing.
I think Greg knows how to shoot his shot, definitely.
But if the girls shoot their shot at him, he's like,
oh, yeah, 100%.
I'm like, uh, uh, the, uh,
especially ladies in uniform.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
We helped him out.
We got to figure it out.
We'll, we'll brainstorm about how we're going to be.
We have tickets to go see Ashanti,
Ashanti Buster Rhymes, Envogue, Fab, Jarl rule,
Lil Kim, Maya, and special surprise guests.
All going down at DJ Cassidy's,
past the mic, live Valentine's Day at the Qaforum.
We're giving away those tickets, but you got to finish the lyrics.
Ashanti style.
Nice.
Okay.
We have Kareem from Watts.
What's up, Kareem?
Yeah, what's going on?
How are you, bro?
I'm going good.
How are you?
Good.
Are you ready to finish the lyric, bro?
Yeah, I think I got this.
Okay.
Let's go, Karee.
I think you got this too.
And if you do, you get these tickets.
Here is your song.
Can you take control of me?
I just want to be always thinking of you.
Could you ride for me?
Oh, baby.
Would you die for me?
Could you take it to the tap for me?
I just want to hold you, baby.
Always think of you, baby.
I think I like how you're right to me.
You're rude, Greg.
Kareem with the hook.
What?
I think he, what did he?
He made his own song.
He made his own song, but it bang.
He just repeated what we played.
Well, yeah, he did the hook.
But it was going into the verse.
Going into the verse.
Well, the hook is repeated eight bars.
Did he do the first hook?
Wait, but how is he supposed to know what verse is going to start?
Yeah, Greg.
That's the first verse of the song.
How do we know that?
Do two hooks play before the song?
It's eight bar.
Maybe he thought it was the first one.
I'll say, give me another one.
Give me another one.
Crew?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Another one.
Come on.
He knows the stuff.
It's Greg Small.
He's the one that grabs all this stuff, by the way.
Blame Greg,
Kareem.
All right,
here is your next one.
Can I play it one more time?
No.
Come on, Karim.
He's going to Shazam it right now or something.
He's driving.
He's making a left,
and it's taking a long time for him to make a left.
Okay, bro.
I'll play one more time.
Cream.
Okay.
Only you can make me feel.
Only you can make me feel.
And only you can take me that.
Let's go.
He has a cadence.
I can't, you know.
He can read it, but you love.
You're going to go see Ashanti, Karim.
Shout on Ashanti, bro.
Congratulations, brother.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate, man.
The hottest station and the nation.
Let's go.
Yeah.
We're clipping that.
I know.
That was tight.
Bro, why'd you go into the verse versus doing the hook twice?
Because the hook and then the verse.
So how do you know it's like the half, the second part of the hook versus the first half of the hook?
Well, like there's two hooks, right?
It's the same repeats.
Yeah, it's a eight bar.
So I would have thought that it was going to go into the hook again.
But that already played.
So how, like, why would you?
Did you play the full eight bar?
Played like the fourth of it.
Okay, so then someone could have.
assume.
I played the last half of the A bar.
Okay.
You're getting too nerdy for this.
I'm not going to like it.
Dropping on the one.
All of that.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Imagine in the future someone being like, oh, have you visited L.A.?
And they're like, oh, yeah, I went to the Empire State Building.
What?
Wait, what?
That's New York.
No, it's not L.A.?
No, it's New York.
Oh, okay. Well, is LA the one that has Times Square?
No, that's New York.
That might just happen.
What?
Thanks to the Olympics.
It's called the Olympics.
2008.
The Olympics is the L.A. Olympics.
Think about past Olympics when you're like, I don't know, the Tokyo Olympics or the different Olympics.
They did Atlanta Olympics in 96.
Oh.
This is the L.A. Olympics.
Okay.
But for some people traveling, the L.A. Olympics are going to take place in New York.
What?
Especially if you're here for the soccer version.
So it's going to get confusion.
It's going to be like, hey, are you from Los Angeles?
No, I'm from the IE.
Oh, so you're from L.A.?
No, I'm from the IE.
They had to look for other venues in the United States for the soccer part specifically
because there's not enough 80,000 Cedar Stadiums here in Los Angeles.
And I thought we had L.O. Stadium, right?
I thought so.
But we do not have enough to hold these soccer games and as many as they're going to happen.
So they spread it out to different.
cities in the USA.
But I always think of like the people that are not from out here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they're like, oh yeah, it's the LA 28 Olympics in New York City.
That makes no sense.
No sense.
What's happening?
It's pissing me off.
Right.
Yeah.
They should have fed as many people as they can, I guess.
Yes, I'm sure.
But like, imagine if you're like, oh, yeah, I'm going to, I don't know, the Rio
Olympics and you're actually a whole other, like, across the country.
Yeah.
You're not in Rio.
Then at this point, they should have just called it.
the USA Olympics and that would have been on brand and understandable.
We would have known it's, oh, it's going to be spread out all over the U.S.
Yeah.
It's supposed to be ours, you guys.
It's supposed to.
We did a vote and everything.
I think we like won the raffle to get it here in Los Angeles.
Yeah.
What they're going to do is they're going to show footage of downtown, but then the actual
game's going to be in New York.
Yeah, they're not going to show like the city.
I would hate it.
Even if I was in New York, I'd be like, hey, that's not us over there.
Yeah.
I wouldn't want to do that.
And like, imagine people are making their travel plans.
and stuff, they're like, okay, I'm going to stay in L.A.
for this amount of time.
That's going to be dope.
And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, the other game, oh, yeah, that one's in New York.
Okay, where's New York?
Because mind you, this is people from a whole different country possibly.
And it's like, oh, yeah, it's like six hour flight.
What do you mean?
They're going to be pissed, bro.
And it's not fair.
So, Vic, you did bring up a great point about Atlanta.
It was the 96 Olympics were in Atlanta.
But some places, like some sports, excuse me, sporting events were in Miami.
So imagine you think you're going in Atlanta.
but you're in, which would be a great surprise.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
But you get what I'm saying?
Like, it's just not the place you're saying it's the place.
Yeah.
Like being our place.
Yes.
We have fights internally about what's really LA, y'all.
And now you're going to make us fight with Brooklyn over what's really allay.
They are.
They are.
They are getting catfish.
Hey, false advertisement.
City fished.
That's what I'm thinking, too, like, why out of all cities, New York?
There's a few other ones, but I think the New York is the most standout because it's so stark.
It's such a difference.
Yeah.
That if you think you're coming to the S.
Yeah.
Because Texas has got a ton of stadium.
Vegas.
I mean, it's a big stadium.
This is funny.
We sold the world on a cassadilla and we're giving them a chop cheese.
For real.
Other cities include Columbus, Ohio, Nashville, Tennessee, and St. Louis, Missouri.
Columbus, Ohio.
That's so random.
They have a nice soccer stadium.
They want to go to Minnesota.
Yeah.
But people are going to go there and think they're at the L.A.
Olympics just so you know.
From around the world.
Yeah.
That's annoying.
That is.
I would understand.
And more, because some of the stuff is going to be like San Diego.
Driving distance.
Okay.
San Jose, I believe, too.
It's like, okay, all right, that's understandable.
Somewhat driving distance is still very far.
But still not LA.
But not across the country.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
That's what I'm saying, Vegas, Allegiance Stadium.
That's a nice beautiful stadium that they just made.
That would make sense.
Or the Cardinals play in Phoenix.
Yeah, even Phoenix.
That's not that far.
You know what's happening.
Yeah.
Come on.
Well, that's what's happening.
No, let's fight.
No, let's fight.
Yeah, no, why can't they just play in one stadium all games?
That's so many games.
It's a lot.
It's the Olympics.
It's not just soccer.
It's like a lot of different ones.
There's archery.
There's, you know.
Imagine playing soccer and then there's a itchy-born arrow came out of.
Okay.
All right.
Nothing.
All right.
Chezmation.
Yeah.
Dole, come here?
Now what's going on?
Cheesemation with Angie.
All right.
This is honestly really scary.
So Savannah Gunthery's mom is missing, right?
Now, Samantha, she is the co-anchor of NBC's Today Show,
and her mom's been missing since Saturday.
And right now, officials are still investigating,
but they do believe that she was taken from her bed in the middle of the night.
All right, so here.
And you don't want to go somewhere.
That's an abduction.
Investigators do believe Guthrie was, quote,
taken from the home against her will,
which could include, quote, possible kidnapping or abduction.
Also, or possible DNA evidence found at the crime,
seen. We took some samples that we hope will have enough profile of a DNA. It gives us some
identification as to what we're looking at. So her mother is she is 84 years old. She, her name is
Nancy, right? And I was telling you guys, the last time she was seen was Saturday night. Family
members did drop her off at her house like around 9.45 p.m. Then the next day on Sunday,
a church friend actually called the family and told them like, hey, like Nancy didn't come to church.
Is she okay? So her kids go to her house. They say,
started looking for her for like a good hour, eventually like around noon on Sunday, they actually
called 911 to say like, hey, our mom is missing. Until now, right now on Wednesday, their mom is
still missing. And again, authorities do believe that she was taken against her will, possibly in
the middle of the night. And more and more stuff have been coming out. Like lately, I know there was like
blood was found. So now they're taking some DNA and seeing like, okay, what?
I'll play. Yeah, what's going on with this, right?
And stuff like this happens all the time, unfortunately.
This is everywhere right now because her daughter's a news anchor.
TMZ got sent like a ransom note.
This is like happening right now as we speak.
Yeah.
And supposedly, reportedly, I don't know, I just looked it up, the son-in-law is part of this.
What?
Or is a person of interest.
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
They're still investigating again.
Like I was saying, it's an open investigation.
One of the things that they said was like the last person to actually see Nancy
was her daughter and the son-in-law.
So that's why they're saying like,
and the daughter, the news anchor.
No, the other daughter.
Not Savannah herself.
That's the one that dropped him off at 945.
Yeah, that's the sister or the daughter
that actually dropped her off at 945.
That's so weird.
It must be like heart-wrenching to report news
and then you become the news.
Yes, dude.
You see like, is it targeted towards that?
Yeah.
Sending TMZ, the ransom note is also really like
somebody that wants to be seen like that.
And actually there's been two ransom notes
One was sent to TMZ
One was sent actually to the sheriff's department
And I believe they're both getting investigated
To see how legit they both are
Which one's actually real
Harvey I think mentioned that there's things
That were said in the letters
That are like oh this is too close to what's happening
For it not to be real
So it's wild
I know and then Savannah you guys
She was actually supposed to be flying out to Italy
because she was going to be hosting, like, the opening for the Olympics,
and she's canceled that because, again, her mom's still missing since Saturday.
And is she on air today?
No, she's been gone.
She hasn't been on air or anything like that.
She posted on Instagram, please pray.
Yeah, she did.
Hopefully there's cameras or something that catch it.
So there is.
There was, like, cameras inside the house, outside the house.
They've been asking for neighbors for video, anything like that.
But the thing about it is that it was so dark and there's so many bushes
that they're saying they can't really see much of it.
crazy it is
hopefully she is back and everything's fine
but they're saying like you know what she did like leave her cell phone
she left her car
and she does need medication and things like that
for her health so they're really scared about
oh yeah no so she has something attached to her phone or something
and it's what is it is a pacemaker
it's a pacemaker I believe so
it's something like that and it stopped working
yeah stop thinking because clearly she's far away
so all of that stuff is like dude what's going on
It's literally a date line show.
It really is.
All right.
That was it for Chezeman.
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I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm part 106.
Hey, let's talk some hip-hop, yo.
If it's hip-hop, you know let these on.
There I go.
Rep sheet.
Let these set go.
We all heard about this drama show that was going on last year
surrounding the Super Bowl, how everybody was like,
why the heck is a little Wayne not performing at halftime?
Why does Kendrick get it?
He's not even from it.
Here because it was in New Orleans, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You're a big Little Wayne fan.
Big Little Wayne fan.
Were you so upset that he didn't get his halftime show?
I wasn't.
I understood why.
Because I've been to a Little Wayne show.
That's not Super Bowl worthy.
Oh, worthy.
Oh, my God.
It was a whole thing.
He walked out in the middle of it.
Wow.
He got tired of the crowd.
Yeah, he was mad.
We didn't cheer on his new artist.
He was like, we don't know him.
So Little Wayne is getting his get back kind of.
Okay.
He isn't performing at the Super Bowl,
but he is having us a halftime show of himself.
on that one mobile app game called Royal Clash.
Crash Royale.
I hate that.
It always comes up while I'm watching this video.
Wait, what is it?
What is it?
Yeah, it's just a game for your app.
Are you going to defend your soldiers?
Are you going to launch an attack on a neighboring country?
I'm like, what the hell's going on?
I have another game that's like parking the buses the right way, different colors.
And then it gives you an ad for this.
I'm like, I'm not clicking it.
I'll watch it through.
I'll go do something.
So I get to it.
Anyways, during that game this Friday at 12 noon hour time,
he will be doing a virtual show on the actual app.
Think of like how Fortnite has little concerts while you're playing.
While you're playing Clash Royale, you could be listening to,
which I am not mad at.
That's cool.
I don't know.
I feel like he's going to do more of his pop stuff because it's Clash Royal.
No, it's Amelie.
Oh, yeah?
It's set that he's going to perform.
Oh, wow.
And it's not him, actually.
It's like a little version.
Oh, I'm not young money, Melia.
So he's like, hey, if I can't play at the Super Bowl,
I'm have a halftime show of my own that I can control.
Love it.
You don't have to buy any extra in-app purchases to play it.
Oh, yeah.
At least, let's go, Louise.
Win is a win.
He built his own stage, okay?
That's right.
In and not.
All right.
I'm looking forward to it.
I want to see how that goes down.
100%.
All right.
You'd watch that one?
Yeah.
You can't walk out of the game, huh?
Exactly.
That make mon move.
That make mon move.
This is for all the homies and homets that do really good at the claw.
Oh, yeah.
Are you at the claw?
No.
I take forever at the claw.
Yeah.
I never get the stuffies or love that.
Yeah, no, it's rigged because I feel like I'm good at it.
And I like do like geometry in my head.
And I'm like, boom, okay, this is the one.
And then it doesn't hook on.
And I'm like, this is rigged.
Nice.
I saw also like a hack that you're supposed to press the button.
One, when it goes, so the clock goes down and then twice when it is, so it latches.
That apparently we're not double-clicking, and that's why it's so faulty.
It never does the hard latch.
Reportedly, allegedly, and some of them, that might work.
I'm going to try that.
The double click.
You, Connor, are you good with the claw?
I'm very good with the claw.
You are?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
After $300, I'm sure I come on.
You might something.
And rocking the machine?
I've been something.
Well, get this, Dave and Busters, they have the human
claw. Have you seen the human one?
Yes, I've done it.
You have? I've done it.
Where you go, you can get, they have the surfboard, like inflatable.
They have an alien inflatable.
What did you win when you got there?
Big Alien.
The Big Alien.
Oh, okay.
Well, now there could be an engagement ring inside of the claw.
David Busters is putting a three-carat engagement ring, not just one, a few,
worth $15,000 inside the human crane game for Valentine's Day.
What?
Wow.
The chain's also offering a $99 date, night duo deal, excuse me.
That includes a sit-down meal, your appetizers, dessert, entree, plus two 90-minute game cards.
Wow.
They're really hot to be there on Valentine's Day.
Wait, wait, said how much for like 100 bucks?
100 bucks.
Oh, that's not bad.
100 bucks, eat there, play there, and then possibly get a wedding ring.
Yeah.
I want to do that.
And it's really fun.
So, like, yeah, that's a great way to do it.
I know.
But what if you're, it's just going to be a bunch of girls.
Hey, go get the ring.
Yeah.
It's your turn.
Go, go, go.
It's going to be a long line at the crane game, brus.
For sure.
And then where are they going to put it?
Because low key, that cranking looks really easy.
It is.
It's really easy.
It's, they lay you down on, like, some kind.
I don't know, like a bungee kind of cord thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you're, you're like, they have to make it hard.
You're blindfolded or something.
It kind of feels like they're weighing you a little bit.
True.
You just kind of laying on it.
Yeah.
You probably got a deep.
That's kind of cool, though.
Yeah.
It's going to be hidden or something like that.
For sure, because it's a tiny little box.
I'm assuming.
The photo is the actual box of the ring in like a bubble.
A clear ball bubble.
Yeah.
If you think about it, there's going to be a whole bunch of inflatable so people are not going to be able to see it.
So they're probably going to hide it.
Really good.
That would think so.
Yeah.
I would just start, you know, throwing my hands through it.
Like kind of digging in a way?
Yeah.
Swimming to it.
Watch it's like one second.
Boom.
True.
That's also, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they get, yeah, like,
they only give it like 10, 15 seconds, you know.
Oh, okay.
That could start an argument, too,
if, like, the guy doesn't get it.
You don't even want to marry me.
You couldn't even get it.
You didn't even try.
You're stupid.
You know.
Have you heard that so far before?
No, never.
I don't know.
That sounds like, like, like, actual dialogue.
I know.
Sounds like experience.
Something written.
Like a text.
Or a text or yelling
I'm wondering to
Girls if your man was to get your engagement ring
From Dave and Buster's like a claw
Oh my God
Now it's that
That's what you're gonna see
That's what you're gonna see
So you can't spend money on my ready ring
Really? You have to go get it for free
That's 15 bands right there
It's worth 15 bands
I know I know but that would be the argument
Yeah
Would you take it?
That would be the argument
So there you go
David Busters
David Busters this holiday season on Valentine's Day.
They have less than $100 deal.
It's a $99 deal for you to go on a date night,
for you to enjoy your food,
and also have the 90-minute time to play.
And then also they're doubling that up
or tripling it up by putting little engagement rings
in the human claw machine.
That's cool.
I like it.
I think it's David Busters, man.
Hey, I'm going to hit up our guy, Popeye from over the shit.
Hey, Papai, please.
Let me get in front of the line.
I know it's in.
All right, let's get into Studio.
food.
Hey, Scott.
Hell of studio.
What's 9 plus 10?
Turn your life?
Look at this studio.
Food.
But let me tell you one thing.
Chivalry is not dead.
Okay.
Well, 40% of it.
All right.
All right?
Well, actually, 60% of it.
What?
But it's only when there's a superhero around, all right?
Because the study says that they were doing a study in the Milan subway, and they put a fake
pregnant lady in there, and she was standing.
And whenever the, whenever a, whenever a, whenever a, whenever a,
Batman was around, gentlemen would actually get up and give the pregnant lady their seat.
But only when Batman was around.
60% did it, the other 40% did not.
Oh.
So they had somebody dressed as Batman?
Yeah.
And somebody dressed as a pregnant lady.
They put her in by herself at first.
They put her in by herself.
And saw who would give up their seat.
And people were more inclined to give up their seat once Batman was in.
Oh, yeah.
He just reminds you of like, you got to be a good person.
He's like,
I'll get to be a vigilante if you see Batman.
He just started like, oh no, I got to do right,
or else this guy's going to beat me up.
I'm not, true.
I see Batman on a subway.
I'm like, where's your Batmobile, bro?
I'm not doing anything.
I'm not getting you up.
I'm not moving.
No, maybe he's there for the pregnant lady.
Oh, he's there for the pregnant lady.
To protect and serve.
Maybe Joker blew up the Batmobile and lost his wheel and the Joker got away, you know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Shivery is not.
It's shivery, bad ladies.
That's crazy to me that you wouldn't give up your seat if he's.
He wasn't there.
Yeah.
Like you see,
I think even me, like anyone that's quote unquote able-bodied,
when you see someone that's pregnant, elderly or handicapped, you kind of,
that's your C, bro.
Like, you stand up.
Well, how pregnant?
Yeah, and I'm gonna say this too.
Like, you see the belly.
I'm gonna see this.
Come on.
If you could tell she's pregnant.
Yeah.
Then at that point, it's like, yeah, okay, I see a big belly.
Like, sit down.
Yeah.
But then sometimes it's that you got to be careful because then you're like, oh, my God,
you're pregnant.
She's like, no, I'm not pregnant.
I'm not pregnant.
You're just, don't say that.
You're giving a lady your seat.
Yeah, period.
Well, sometimes it's like, no, I can share.
Maybe she needs to get a car.
You're in the same bus.
Same train.
Lady, we're both struggling here, okay?
Sit on my lap.
I have got out.
Just sit on my lap.
What's wrong?
Come on.
You can't get pregnant twice.
The baguagitia.
Lady, you're pregnant.
I have gout.
Which one?
Lady, yeah, I got her bed arthritis.
I got bed.
That's what I say like pregnant ladies and old people I don't ever give up my seat because like you never know how they're going to react to it old people are always mad about stuff and they're like no I can stand I can do this and that
pregnant as well like I see like no I'm fine just because I'm pregnant it doesn't courtesy it is courtesy but people are
I guarantee you that hasn't happened to you yes I guarantee you that's just your thought no screw old people I'm sure I'm sure more people will say thank you
then we'll give you the opposite.
Nah, old people look at me like,
you're looking at your criminal,
I'll tattoo it, I don't need your help.
And I'm like, okay, bro, relax.
All the thing, there's something like behind it, what you're doing.
And where do you see these old people?
Bro, it just happened in East LA like two weeks ago.
What were you doing?
I was at the hat trying to, like, open, like, the door for an old person,
and he's just like mad dogs me and looks at me and just, like,
staring at me all nasty.
And I'm like, bro, screw you, dude,
and I just closed the freaking door.
See, that's why shivore is there.
So then you close it on the old person?
He deserves.
It was a dude.
He's close.
He's close.
He's close to his carcett, too.
He's closer there as well.
Be kind.
If Batman was there, you would have been nice.
No, I would have told Batman to beat him up.
Yeah.
Batman only beats up bums, all right, in criminals.
That old dude is not going to beat up old man.
Greg, what if that old person was you 30 years before?
30 years before?
Because now you're going to be that old person one day.
I hope I'm that old person.
That's just great and angry all the time.
Just get my revenge on him.
Angry and horns.
Yeah.
No, it's because sometimes too like, old people.
Well, not only.
old people but sometimes women like and it's happened to me where like you you
open the door and then they walk in like you owe it to them not even a thank you rude
I didn't thank you you're not doing it for for them no no no I do it because you're a good
person I'll do it because I'm a gentleman and then it's like but it's also nice to be like oh
thank you for opening that's their mess up at that point that's their beddle and then sometimes
it's like oh he's trying to get at me he's like I'm just trying to open the door be a gentleman
like I will not open the door for a baddie no you can open it yourself
I'm not about to get in trouble.
He got it, girl.
See?
Get it yourself.
Not, dude, I do it for a baddie and I'm not baddie.
Baddy's got to figure it out.
There's some schmuck over there opening for you.
Not me.
Not me as a faithful man.
Oh, you're that way, it's me.
It's me.
Then you fight in the car.
So why'd you hold it open so long and look at her when she walked away?
Oh, go ahead.
Babe.
Open the door, babe.
Oh, God.
Baby, can you pull the car around?
This is not even their study.
It went, boom.
I would support you in getting up if someone you see is either,
even if you think they're pregnant and they might not be.
You don't have to say, hey, since you're pregnant, sit down.
It's just like, hey, you can sit down.
Yeah.
What if they're old and pregnant, Greg?
Would you do it?
Would you get up for that?
Screw them as well.
Yeah.
Someone did.
Someone did.
Someone did.
I don't know.
I'm not nice of people anymore.
Yeah.
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Do you know someone that changes jobs or moves every time something doesn't go their way?
Well, if you do, that person is the James Hardin of your life.
All right?
L.A. native, James Hardin has changed teams for the fifth time in five years, you guys.
Wow.
He was playing for the L.A. Clippers for the past two years, but things weren't going his way.
And then he decided to change teams again.
And now he's a Cleveland Cavalier.
All right, he spoke to an ESPN reported.
He actually denied asking for a trade, even though he's done that the other four times.
But he also spoke to her and made it seem like he was breaking up with them.
This is his quote, in life, not even just basketball.
When things don't work out, there are ways to end things in relationships without having to crack each other.
Okay, maybe we don't see a future with each other.
Maybe we just got outgrew each other, whatever the case may be.
So he's writing like a breakup letter essentially to the Clippers and saying,
but I didn't ask to leave.
And it feels very gaslighty.
Like, what are you talking about?
You didn't like the way things are going, so you wanted to dip.
And he also said that he's excited to now be on a team that has a chance to win a championship.
Wow, that sucks.
To say that about your boys that you just were with like 24 hours ago?
That's messed up.
Yeah, and he has a history of this.
He left the 76 years before the Clippers because he didn't want to play with Joel Embed
because he was always hurt, especially in the playoffs.
So he's like, oh, I'm not going to win a championship here.
in 2022 he left the Nets because he didn't want to play with Kyrie because he wouldn't get vaccinated and he got suspended and wouldn't play.
And then when he left the Rockets because he wanted to play with K.D. and Kyrie in Brooklyn with the Nets.
I read the way that his contract is set up is he has veto power over any trades.
Yeah.
So he essentially worked with the Clippers for this trade.
Exactly.
So he even be like, hey, I had no part in this.
Yeah.
But understanding.
Like, also I'm getting older and maybe the money was better or right.
Yeah, because the Clippers were going to give him.
80 mil he wanted. Yeah, they weren't. They're like,
now we, and then they got a good, they got second
pick, no? They got a second round pick
and then they got a good player, Darius Garland.
He's pretty good. Yeah, and he's way younger,
he's 26. I think each kind of left better off,
no? They did, but it's like he's denying
that he didn't ask for the trade.
DoorDash, a lot of people are chiming in, even
DoorDash chimed in and said, dude gets traded
more than I get food delivered.
Oh, yeah. So yeah, if someone, you know,
wants to change jobs all the time or break up with people,
then you can call him a James Hardin.
That's what you did.
That's what you did.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Jake.
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