Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 659 (Full Episode) Relationship Debt Consolidation 💘💔 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/13/26)
Episode Date: February 13, 2026The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline for Ross, who is "down bad" after his ex-girlfriend booked a "self-care" trip to the "relationship grave" of Miami with her freshly divorced bestie for Valent...ine’s Day. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad roasts the hilarious AI-translated lyrics of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance and debates boxer Mario Barrios’ controversial claim that breakfast tacos are superior to burritos. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤍]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Okay, my little friends.
It is February 13, the day of love.
Or the day for your side, if you were.
I was about to say it's the...
I don't know, it's like the surrounding day.
It's also Friday to 13th.
Friday the 13th.
Yes.
You know, with all these days getting so tricky,
the best thing that you can do for yourself is have a laugh, okay?
I know that's why you're listening to us.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Our faces are so funny.
No, but also, because we want to make you laugh,
check this out.
We have the homie Jack Jr. in.
Let me tell you how I know this comedian Jack Jr.
So big up to him, man, he's half Armenian, half Mexican.
I grew up in Glendale, so I loki feel half Armenian, half Mexican, half Salvadorian.
How that plays out?
I don't know, but it plays out.
It works out, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little bit of Filipino, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he grew up in the same area that I did.
He actually graduated the same high school as me two years before.
That's crazy.
Super tight.
And then to find out who he is and like what he's doing.
And he came through because he has a show tonight.
It's also his YouTube taping for a special that he has.
So it's going down tonight at the Haha Comedy Club.
Tickets are still available now.
Shout out to our guy Jack Jr.
But I did want it to bring up.
We had him in here.
and we were clowning with him.
He's a good friend of Concrete's,
and they were clowning about Armenians
and their track suits.
Check this out.
What is it with Armenian and track suits?
I don't know.
Or like tractsuit pants?
What's up of Mexican's a Raider jersey?
It's a similar.
This role is hilarious.
It's a good guy.
He's not wrong, though.
He is half Mexican, half Armenian,
and he grew up actually on more on his,
Mexican side. He said he didn't learn that he was
Armenian until he was about 13. That's probably
when his hair started going in, huh?
When did you learn, Vic?
That I was half Armenian? Yeah.
Same time.
All right. When the hair came in.
He talked to us about his upbringing. Check this out.
I love both sides. I put my kids
in Armenian school. Amazing. You know, to teach
them Armenian because, you know, there's not a lot
of us, so, you know. Spanish is easy to learn.
You can learn one day outside.
This fool is about to be 30. He don't know
Spanish. Look at him, though. He looks pale.
He's trying to be white
My name's Greg
His name's Greg
Yeah
His name's Jack bro
Yeah
His not his actual name
But you're really
His real name's Greg?
Yeah
Your mom called you Greg or Greg
Gregorio
You said you grew up
Learning Spanish
A lot of us did too
But kind of lost it
Did you lose it too
Or?
No I literally
Every summer as a kid
I went to Mexico City
How rich were your parents
No we weren't rich
You're rich, bro.
You know, you know what?
He just to go to Mexico?
It's two hours away.
I envy him.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro, you're full of stereotypes that day.
Bro.
You're full of stereotypes that day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I envy him.
He has, like, such, like, he has two sides to just shoot jokes all day.
Like, he said, like, Mexicans and Raider jerseys, I was wearing a raider jersey.
I was almost offended to I remembered he's half Mexican.
Yeah, yeah.
He could make those jokes.
Oh, dang.
All right.
Shout out to our guy Jack Jr.
You could get tickets to go see him at ha ha-ha comedy club.com.
Okay.
He is there tonight doing a YouTube taping.
And I think it's just really cool.
And by the way, if you go be prepared because he clowns the audience.
Yeah.
I've seen a lot of his clips online.
And on his clips, he loki goes on a lot of Armenian people, but that's because Latinos, you got to show up more.
Check this out.
I'll come in all right.
I make fun of Armenians.
I'm like, dude, that's what's in front of me.
Whoever's in front of me, I make fun of it.
You know?
That's good.
More Mexicans need to go to your show.
Did you know what's funny?
I want them to my shows, but the thing is Armenians, they get the tickets.
I want VIP.
Yeah.
I will buy out the section.
I buy the whole club.
And they're real!
The worst of the Armenians, you know what they do to me?
They call me.
They text.
I get my number to everybody.
I don't care.
I always give my number.
I've been like that.
Oh, go ahead.
You were the party.
818303-15141.
You want tickets to my show?
818303-151.
That's my real number.
Anyway, if you're a sucia, speed dial.
Anyway, listen, Armies will text me,
hey, I'm on no way, don't start the show.
Jack Jr., bro.
Hey, he came out his number.
It's insane right there.
If you caught it, hit him up.
You can also follow him at Jack Jr. comic on Instagram.
That's a good guy right there.
It is.
If you go and you see a bunch of BMWs in the parking lot,
you're at the right place right there.
It's probably late, because all the sections were about up.
Don't start the show.
What was it? A1A8, what?
A1A, let me play it again.
I'm like, dude, that's what's in front of me.
Whoever's in front of me, I make fun.
You know?
That's good.
So more Mexicans need to go to your phone.
You know what's funny?
I want them to my shows, but the thing is Armenians, they get the tickets.
I want VIP.
Yeah.
I will buy out the section.
I buy the hookup.
And they will.
The worst of the Armenians, you know what they do to me?
They call me.
They text.
Say my number to everybody.
I don't care.
I always give my number to everybody.
I've been like that.
Oh, go ahead.
You can say it.
Yeah, you were the party.
818303-5141.
Do you want tickets to my show?
818303-151.
That's my real number.
All right.
Do it right now.
8-18303-5-1-4-1.
Say, wake up, Jack.
You're on Brownback Morning.
Just hit him with the all caps.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
I want the VIP section.
Brol.
Oh, a voice message.
Yeah, even better.
Shout to Jack Jr.
Brul.
Add Jai Jr.
Comic on Instagram.
and he has a show tonight.
Ha ha comedy club.com for your tickets.
All right.
That's a good guy right there.
Angie, you ready for some?
Yes.
Zoola, come here?
Man, what's going on?
Cheezmation with Angie.
All right.
You guys, La Chloe Kardashian put up with Tristan Thompson, her baby daddy, her ex.
She put up with him so much.
Guys remember how he cheated on her while she was pregnant, things like that, right?
Oh, he was fighting demons.
He didn't cheat with Jordan, one of the homegirls of Kylie?
What,
allegedly.
No, they,
I think they
I don't know.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah,
yeah,
she was in the
Yeah,
and then
Kylie stopped
being her
homegirl.
Yeah,
it was a whole thing,
but then
the Kardashians were
still cool with
Tristan,
but now
Jordan,
yeah,
it was the whole thing.
Chloe has
dealt a lot
with Tristan,
but she was
recalling this
one time
where he was
trying to serenate
her,
but it just
went completely
wrong because
she was mad.
Listen.
There was one time
I was serenaded
years ago.
I was in the
backyard
and Tristan
was like
come outside and Givion came and he is just singing and I remember I hated Tristan and I was like,
why are you doing this? And Givion is pouring his heart out. Tristan's trying to sit next to me and I'm
like slapping him and poor Givion is still singing. It was mortifying. Why y'all try to do that when you're
in trouble? It's Givion singing. Okay, that would be making up for it. I'm grateful.
You kissed the girl that I thought was like a little sister to me. It's Givion.
No, bro. Okay. For the record she did.
Wait, that's not Khalid?
No, it's not, Givion.
Okay, for the record, she did say, like, oh, Givion wasn't Givion, like, who Givion is right now.
No, he was always that sound in my way.
She just didn't know.
No, she was mad.
But she was mad.
Who, Nio in front of me, and you did something like that to me?
You're laughing.
What?
Do that, like, for love.
Don't do that for, I'm sorry.
It's a, what?
No.
You're single.
That's not making it.
No.
Imagine it's when you do something sweet but you're in the doghouse.
It's like, oh, really?
Now you want to do it?
I know.
But I mean, but if you get Ruben stuttered to sing, sorry for 2004.
Yeah, but first date a girl that was born before 2004, babe.
Angie, you're mad at Marcus and he gets Michael Bubez to stand outside your door to sing.
Yeah, get out of here.
Let me listen to Michael Bubele.
It's a Christmas song again.
Oh, imagine that.
If Chloe was like, Tristan.
then you leave Givion stay.
Yeah.
It's be crazy.
Don't do it when you're in trouble, fools.
It's not going to work.
No.
Try this.
I'm sorry.
Try that.
Well, you're in trouble.
Not the 2004 part.
Oh, my God.
All right, that's it for Chees-Bet brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm part 106.
If it's hip-hop, you know let these on.
Yeah, I go.
Let these set go.
All right, this one's really special to me, man.
Yesterday, shout out to Black Sam.
Nipsey Hustle's brother, he was, it was like a surprise drop from the marathon team.
And it was really cool.
I'm trying to figure out what I can say, what I can't say.
I hate that I have these comments with Jorge.
Don't say that, Let's.
But there's a project that's dropping this summer.
Nice.
Okay, with Bino Rodo and Nipsey Hustle.
And it's going to be called Prolific.
They already have a previous project.
This is kind of like the second coming of it.
And for die-hard Nipsey Hustle fans, they know and love that initial project.
So seeing something like this be like, hey, we're about to drop after Nipsey Hustle not having or his estate not dropping any music since his passing, you know, unless it was intentionally given out to an artist, they've made note.
Like, unless he gave you this verse, we're not going to do the posthumous drops.
We're not going to do the biggie duets.
We're not going to do like, hey, Eminem here, do my whole album, you know, like it's not going to be that way for them.
And so everything's been intentional.
And what's wild is the last time Nipsey dropped, he dropped racks in the last.
the middle while he was here with us and he dropped it all-star weekend 2019 when all-star weekend was
i believe in north carolina i think it was in charlotte and so now it's all-star weekend it felt like
the like the time to drop and so they gave us and shout out to charisma be nice at night they
cleaned that thing up shout to our guy burger everyone at power 106 clean that thing up and we're
able to drop it here on power 106 which is such like a bond that we have with nipsy already yeah
so it was so cool to kind of just see it live and play out and if you check you
out the artwork we're going to put it on brown bag mornings 106 on instagram it's a photo of nipsy hustle
in studio with bino riddow and nipsey is on the boards it's intentional everything is intentional
because this is at the hands of nip still nip planned this project wanted to drop it wanted to drop it
around summertime so it will see the light of day this summer and it's intentional because they
want you to know that all of this is something that nipsy press play on and tweaked and liked it the way
that he did.
You know, Sam's been really, last time he came in here, he was talking about going to the studio
and listening to Nipsi music or checking out where it's going to go.
Big up to Mike and Keys, big up to Black Sam.
My husband, Hoare, the whole marathon team.
It's mixed by Ali, so big up to the homie Ali for tapping into this project, and we're going
to play it right here on Power 106.
Come on.
It's called Reckless.
Nipsey.
Come on.
The passion lately.
That's Mercedes.
Reckless with passion lately.
Yeah.
I'm gonna my crash don't save me
I know this cash don't make me
I know this fake don't make me
you know this game
how much late
I'm on a different level
trying to get to her in
I'm not ashamed
doubting who I was for a second
now I see it clear
and it's not a game
filthy these flaws that I'm dealing with
drop a goal yard at the dealership
been through it all
and some killer
blood on my heads
but it's still a gift
well you still answer
when I call you middle of the night
and you're trying to tell a lie
kept it real with you from the jump
and I'm a better ride
Goet my crash don't save me
Driving this fast Mercedes.
Reckless with passion lately.
Fast Mercedes.
Reckles with passion lately.
If I crash, don't save me.
Look if I crash, don't save me.
Driving this fast Mercedes.
Reckles with passion lately.
Fast Mercedes.
Reckles with passion lately.
Reckless.
Nipsey Hustle,
this first offering from the marathon camp.
Woo-hoo!
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
It's petty.
It's just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, Petty, Betty, girl.
Pretty and pettiest.
Pretty and pettiest.
Department of Homeland Security.
She wasn't lying when she said those bars.
Pretty and petty?
Pretty and petty.
A.F.
All right.
In fact, I'm trying to figure out who's more petty.
Our government or La Cardi, okay?
So, Cardi beat.
Clearly, she started off her Little Miss Drama tour.
And I just want you to know, government.
She has beat with all the rap girls.
Okay?
They can't beat her.
She wants all I'm dead.
She said that in one of the song.
It started off the album, okay?
Cardi B.
I know, she has friends
I swear to God.
Yeah, she's good court.
Okay?
Yeah.
But on her start of her tour,
her Little Miss Drama tour,
she did make a comment
before going into,
I like it.
Yeah.
She talked to all the Latinos.
Latinos make some noise.
And then use that moment
to reference ICE.
If ice come in here,
we're going to joke that.
I got some air maze in the back.
They took to my family.
Oh, yeah.
The crowd went wild for that.
Yeah.
The Department of Homeland Security?
Not so wild.
They tweeted, though, because don't let, don't get it twisted.
It's not like they're like, how could she?
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
It's this regime's Department of Homeland Security.
Who is known to make on Twitter at least, whoever runs their Twitter account,
is known to be super petty at anything and everybody, okay?
So, they tweeted, as long as she doesn't, how did I even say this censoredly?
I know.
As long as she doesn't, drug and rob our campaign.
agents will consider that an improvement over her past behavior, referencing what Cardi B has mentioned
before as her past as a dancer that there was a thing of drugging men and taking their money.
Yeah.
That movie is also hustlers with J-Lo.
And Cardi B also references stuff like that.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong on all accounts.
And then Cardi B said, oh, say less, you thought you got me.
You thought you got me to shut up.
she said if we're talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and his friends
doing that to girls oh oh oh oh right crap back
why I don't want to talk about the Epstein files that's how I feel like she yeah
for sure that was her second life that's a good comeback yeah it's a great comeback yeah
two petty girls going at any day's on Twitter rise I like it
the Department of Homeland Security has not responded to that one yeah they didn't have anything to say with that one
No further comments.
All right.
This is nothing to see here.
I'm just going to go ahead and, what's the, just going to go ahead and redact myself.
Yes, we got to laugh at the pain of this country.
And yeah, that's petty police, you guys.
I don't know which who's more petty in it, but look, one shut up.
That's right.
Let's get into scrolling.
If you didn't understand a single word of Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show.
Whoa, DHS.
Chill out.
I did.
I mean, most of them.
You know, most of them.
Some people didn't, but don't worry.
A.I.'s got you, all right?
There's a viral video going around right now of Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show.
And, you know, everybody knows it's in Spanish, the whole thing.
Somebody translated it through AI and put it in English.
Okay.
But it sounds hilarious.
All right?
This song I'm a play from Bad Bunny's performance is when he's doing Nueva York.
This is how the original sounds.
Fives on Ruella and the vibes, vibes, vibes.
Every time I hear, I see it now, what's that mean?
Is it Medea where he's like, I felt Puerto Rican?
Yeah.
Yeah, right?
Everybody's using that meme like when I felt Puerto Rican.
I feel Puerto Rican.
I feel Puerto Rican.
So then they put it through an AI translator.
And this is how it sounds.
Hey, hey, hey, 4th of July was the 4th of July.
I'm with my drunk cousin having a good time.
My people in the Bronx know what's up.
Feeling high through Washington Heights.
Willie Cullen, they call me the bad one.
Because years go by and I'm still hitting home runs.
Selling records like Frida Kahlo paintings.
Oh my God.
That's ill.
Really?
I like it.
No.
I like the translation.
Not for nothing.
Sometimes when he's in his accent, I don't even know.
After the Fourth of July, something you like?
I don't know what it is.
Yeah, like the original was like,
Hey, hey,
what's Lulae?
What's Lulai?
It's just vibes, let me.
It's that fresh.
I know, but now I know.
I know.
Now I don't know because of, yeah.
Fourth of July was the Fourth of July.
I'm with my drunk cousin having a good time.
My people in the Bronx know what's up.
Feeling high through Washington Heights.
Yeah.
No.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
He also performed El Apagon.
Yeah.
Right?
And this is how it sounds like.
Hey,
so that's what it sounds like.
Hey, yeah, yeah.
This is the A.
Now, everyone wants to be Latino.
Hey, no,
no,
no,
no, but they lack sasau
barterie and revetone.
Hey,
I,
I,
Pido with my Cori,
so we're a ton.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is the AI
translated to English.
Hey, the capital of Perio,
now everyone wants to be Latino.
Oh, no,
but they lack flavor,
drums and reggae talk.
Hey, hey, watch out for my
crew because there's a lot of us.
They like flavor, drums, and reggaeton.
Reggiton.
Reggerton.
That translation like flavor.
Yeah.
Registin.
Oh, that sounds like a spin off of Bridgeton.
Reggerton.
Lord Veneto.
That's amazing.
There's also one more where they do the translation of Monaco, Monaco.
Monaco?
Monaco.
This is a viral part of the video, too, that everybody
keeps posting as like a motivational time.
This is what the original sounds like.
Super Bowl 60.
It's because
never
never
to agree to me.
So that's like the Spanish part.
This is the English AI.
Super Bowl 60.
It's truly because I never ever,
not even for a moment,
stopped believing.
So.
In myself.
And you should too.
You really should also believe in yourself
because you are worth so much more
than you might think.
That part, English, in Spanish, whatever language, believe in yourself, please.
You hear the message.
I feel like even if he did it in English, Mago would still find a way to be mad.
Because that's the thing they're hung up on right now, right?
Oh, it was all in Spanish.
It wasn't for us.
I feel like, you know, they still would have been mad at this.
Someone made a note, and I really like it's like, there was parts that were in English.
Are you guys like missing those?
Because those are really important parts.
One, the sign.
That talks about love being more powerful than hate.
And then two is the, the.
the ending where it's like God bless America and saying the, the titles, not the titles, the names of the countries.
Yeah.
So it's like, hey, those things are, yeah.
And yeah, he said, Fort do you like?
Yeah, but if you performed it.
He did? He also said VIP.
Sell did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's some word.
Say cheese.
Say cheese.
Wow.
Wow.
But if you performed it like this.
Hey, the capital of Perio, now everyone wants to be Latino.
See?
That was horrible, dude.
Perreel.
Perreton.
Regaton.
Regatton.
I don't even know how you would translate Pereo.
You can.
You can.
You can.
Isn't it.
Yeah, you can't.
Some things don't need to be translated.
Yeah.
Thank you, guys.
Let's get into the weather with concrete.
And now, the weather.
Hells on, dogs.
With concrete storm.
Peritos, it is going down for the weather Friday, February 13th.
First, we get all romantic in the city of Ramona.
Are you kidding, really?
So let's get all freaky in our Toyota Tacoma.
65 and 48.
Next, we keep it cozy in the city of Warm Springs.
Springs, Perrito, make sure you put on some warm things.
69 and 48.
Now we act up all the way to the city of Julian.
Haders sometimes make you act like a fool again.
Oh, my God.
Fool again.
Fool again, Julian.
Get it.
It was there.
It was almost there.
Anyways, Julian, you're going to be 56 and 44.
Lastly, we keep it solid all the way to the city of New Hall.
All sticks and balls like a pool hall.
What do you mean?
What?
You know, pool halls are solid and striding.
I know that, but why?
So listen again.
Lastly, we keep it solid all the way to the city of Newhall.
I'm all sticking balls.
Like, like a pool hole.
Dude.
What?
What?
It's going to be nice and cool.
So keep a sweater on.
Is it going to be nice or cool?
I like it nice and cool.
Is it going to rain?
Is it going to rain?
It's not going to rain.
At all?
It's not going to rain.
No.
Promise.
If it does, if it does, you pain for all of our hands.
If it rains stay inside.
Look, I'm not predicting the weather, okay?
I'm just saying.
What are you doing then?
I'm telling you what the weather tells me it is.
Oh, my gosh.
All I do is put my, I lick my finger and I go outside and I see what's going on.
Ramona.
You're going to be 65 and 48.
Warm Spring, 69 and 48.
Julian, 56 and 44.
And Newhall, 69 and 49.
Or 48, whatever you guys.
You should boy concoe for about back morning.
So, probably, oh, six.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We'll need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Ross needs our help.
Ross hit us up and said,
Brownbag, I need your help badly.
My name is Ross, and I'm down bad right now.
He said, I've been with my lady for about three years.
Back in December, I broke up with her
after I got caught doing some bad stuff.
stuff.
I realized I had made a mistake and wanted her back.
A few weeks ago, we started talking again, but we're technically still single.
And since then, she's been going out a bunch and sleeping at her friend's place.
All right.
Okay.
She's single.
She's single.
We're in less and going out more.
He said, this Sunday, I asked her to be my Valentine.
She said yes, but said she's leaving to Miami this Friday.
Oh, today.
Yes.
Oh.
I instantly felt sick to my stomach.
When I asked her who she's going with, she said her friend Monica, and I know that girl literally just got divorced.
Oh.
Honestly, I want to trust her, but I also know Miami is a relationship grave.
What?
Santos Yellow.
I know she's technically not mine right now, but I eventually want to marry this girl.
Help me.
That's what it says.
It's hurting already.
His question is, though, has anyone's relationship survived a guys or girls trip?
To Miami?
What's wrong with Miami?
Nothing happens in Miami.
Oh, so much happens in Miami.
Pit bulls from Miami.
Let's tell you enough.
Everything goes down in Miami.
Not at it.
Did you see the news of Miami or Florida man?
Yes.
There's always a Florida man.
There's so many Florida men.
But he did do her wrong.
Yeah.
He seems to be, they're in this space where they've been together, they know each other.
They have that foundation, but they're still, like, I guess they can't fully put rules on each other.
Yeah.
Because they're still in the getting back together phase.
After he messed up, he did.
And her home girl's freshly divorced.
And also have questions.
Well, he's on the line.
Ross.
Ross.
You know, I'm back
Hi, Ross.
Good morning, good morning.
Hello.
Okay, Ross, I have a question.
How long has been the in-between time of, like,
you guys getting back together to right now?
Like, how is, like, that probation period?
How long has it been?
Again, I'd probably say, like, a good month,
months and some change.
Oh, okay.
And when you asked her to be your Valentine,
I guess tell me about that.
That happened this past Sunday.
Oh yeah, it was cool, man.
It was Super Bowl Sunday, so, you know, after that, you know, I brought her over to the place,
made some dinner, some good steaks with a chimy sauce.
Okay.
You know, I like to cook, so, you know, some weight of a woman's heart.
But anyways, you know, killed off the dinner, and then after that, I, you know,
I asked her, I made her this, like, little box, and then, you know,
I said, like, will you be my Valentine's stuff?
And, you know, she had accepted, and that's when she had told me that.
And, man, I felt like, I felt like, you know, like the wasted in GTA.
Wasted.
So, yeah, man.
So, I don't know.
So now we're here.
So now we're here.
Okay.
Did you ask her to be your Valentine?
Like, do you think that, I don't know, this was before you know about the trip?
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Because I'm wondering, like, did you do that to get her from not to not go on the trip?
That would have been a good strategy.
That's a good strategy right there.
Good, good strategy.
Didn't work.
But she was already making plans because to her, you guys are barely talking again for a month.
She probably was like, hey, it's been my first Valentine's that I'm kind of single, you know, because the past three years you guys were together.
You said you broke it off after you messed up.
I'm not sure that's how, usually how that happens?
You can.
Yeah, you can.
You mess up and you break it off?
Yeah.
I'm just so tired of you telling me about how many times.
I messed up.
Oh my God.
I'm out of here.
No,
but he said he messed up.
Yeah, I know.
Broke it up.
Yeah, right?
That's what she did, Ross.
She didn't break it up with you?
No, she didn't actually.
So, you know, when that happened,
when everything that folded out,
you know,
we kind of came up with like a game plan to, you know,
reconnected and we consolidate.
But kind of,
I already told it by that time I was,
I was already, you know,
kind of.
Hold on.
We're going to, you know,
just reconvene and, you know.
Yeah.
You're about a program to consolidate your debt?
Yeah.
Sometimes you got a wee work and we wire.
What did you do?
What did you do?
He lowered her interest rate.
What did you do?
No, he didn't.
He did something.
I think he, Ross.
You went for a test drive or something?
Ross, did you?
No, I pretty much.
She had caught me talking to another girl.
Okay.
Okay.
And so then you left?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it does.
How does that happen?
I told her what, I told her what we have a really good, like, transparency with each other.
So I told her exactly what led up to that point.
And what led up to it?
You know, three years, we've kind of been doing this.
And I kind of started to get, you know, the feeling that, you know, it was just, I was.
He got bored.
Yeah, that there's better out there, huh?
He got bored.
No, no, not even that.
It was just, how do you say it?
I was kind of tapped out, you know?
Yeah.
I feel like as a man, you can only give so much without getting anything back.
Oh, you're blaming her.
Nice.
Now you're blaming her for that.
It's her fault.
No, no, it's not.
You didn't?
I did.
Yeah, and I own it.
So now she's going to Miami.
She is.
Are you going to drop her off to the airport?
No, but I'm going to pick her out.
Okay.
You said that she's going out a lot more now, like different than she used to, and you say
that she stays at her friend's house a lot.
Are you worried that maybe she's stepping out on what you guys had to?
Granted, you guys are on like the get,
getting back together, this game plan, the consolidation that you said, all of that.
But do you think that she may be now exploring her options?
Because honestly, to be the girl and be told or you doing something like that,
it's, I bet you her home growers are telling her, look at your worth.
You don't deserve that.
You like, yeah, he was what you, and you gave him everything, and he still did that.
And then said it was because you didn't give him anything.
Yeah, that's definitely a valid point.
I mean, yeah, of course.
I mean, that's what she tells me.
So, but I have nothing to do.
No, no, but do you think she's exploring?
Like, with all the new ways that she's going out,
the difference that you see in her,
do you have maybe like a little fear
that she's also talking to someone else?
Yeah, I think any man in this predicament would, you know.
So, yeah, of course.
And she, hey, Ross.
Oh, Ross.
She's going through it.
Ross, does she have a bunch of, like, new random homegirls that you've never seen before,
but apparently they've been close for years?
No, not the latter, but she does have a bunch of, like, new home girls, yeah.
Yeah.
What do you know?
Yeah, but who's going to the girls trip?
It's just her and that divorced friend, so.
They're both getting their grooves back.
I want you to go.
They're for sure going to Miami on, like, a self-care mission.
Hell yeah.
Oh, they're going to get self-care.
Oh, yeah.
It's true.
They're going out.
Getting ready looking cute.
And you're not her, man.
And then according to you, you're the one that broke it up.
So this should have been the time that you guys have to be away from each other.
Yeah, that's the fallacy for me.
Honestly, like, even when I did it, it was very, like, you know, emotionally based, which is also on me.
So I meant my wrong on that, you know what I mean?
So it was very, like, not fiery, but I wasn't thinking about anything of that point besides myself,
which is just I've worked so hard not to be that way
and the fact that I allowed my past self
to get to get to that point
again is just a big mistake on my part
and that's kind of why I'm at that point
because you know you know all men change and I'm in that changing
I'm definitely not a perfect person
Right no no no I'm sorry bro
No no sorry as long as you're giving the effort
In the one month that you guys have been split up
Yeah I was about say you see what a Miami trip does to a guy
Now he's just like reconsidering everything that he's
done? No, he was doing that already. He was already reconsidering the reconsolidation.
Hey, Ross, you need help, huh? Like, it's tripping you out because you don't want to be jealous,
but you're also, like, feeling it. And, like, that's on Valentine's Day. She's going to be in
Miami. Probably on a yacht. Or when is she back? Yeah, probably on a yacht, you know, having a grand time.
I can't be mad at that. But, you know what I mean? Like, you know, it's just, you're not spending it with me.
Yes. And you know the thing about girls trips, by the way, and just like girls stuff in general?
We can really have fun with just meet us and our girls.
Yeah.
Like we can really be on that yacht solo with your home girl.
Oh, my God.
It's true.
How'd you get on the yacht?
Who's the girl here?
How did you get on the yacht?
I am the girl.
Nobody on the yacht.
Yeah.
We can find our own entertainment.
It seems like when guys go out, girls are their entertainment.
It seems like when girls go out, we can be our own entertainment.
This is that situation, Lettie.
And yes, the yacht, you can, what do you mean?
You can rent them.
You can rent them.
Don't be dumb.
Y'all don't know the yachts when y'all get on it.
Two home girls are not going to rent a yacht.
A yacht.
Two home girls.
We don't know that she's going on a yacht, first of all.
It should happen.
Yes, we do.
No, we don't.
Yes.
Ross even said he knows that's going to happen.
He accepted it.
Her location is going to show in the middle of the ocean.
You guys are wild.
But let's also make note that you messed up.
You messed up, but you're pushing your
insecurities on her as are these two fools in here.
I am telling you as a girl, we can literally have fun and it doesn't have to do with that other side of it.
What, a pillow fight? Come on.
Yeah, come on.
No.
It's literally like we want to go outside, have fun with our girls, drink, yes, have fun.
Like, we don't want to be out at the club and get hit on all the time.
There would be more guys strip clubs like strip clubs of men if that was our thing that we go to for fun, then there are.
There's bottle sections.
There's more brunch spots.
No, there's more brunch spots.
There's more spots that girls like to do spa spots.
There's more nail spots.
No, no, no, we like doing that for fun.
You can't tell me you're a man.
You cannot tell me what I like to do for fun.
You go to brunch and then go home?
No, they go to brunch and go to the club.
They turn up.
There's a plan.
They're both single.
They're both single women that can go out and be like, you know what?
They want to be on the other shit.
Yes, yes.
And I'm still saying she can also have fun without doing all that stuff.
In Miami?
Go to the beach.
Yes.
Vives.
Go to the beach.
a Pinia Colada on the beach, that sounds amazing to me.
In Miami.
Yes, in Miami.
A single person in Miami.
Yes.
They're going to be up the beach and they're going to see a yacht and that dude's going to
ask them.
It happens.
But your guys' thinking is what messes it up for the girls because loki she don't even
have to do anything wrong, but already in your guys' head, you've counted it that she's
going out there to do something crazy.
These girls in their 20s are demons.
You know what that does?
I don't know how she is.
But you know what that does?
That just shows the guilty conscience you all have.
That when you go to Miami and you're going to.
That's what you're trying to do.
That's what I'm trying to do.
You guys.
You guys.
Men.
I'm a single guy.
You're actually single dude.
Of course I'm going to buy a yacht.
I'm going to buy a yacht.
You're not going to rent a yacht to what?
Put girls in it.
You're not going to rent a speedboat.
To put girls in it.
I'm not going to freaking.
Exactly.
You're proving my point.
You are proving my point.
You are proving my point.
Let's sit on this boat and have a pinia collater bro.
Yeah, let's do that.
No, I was going to put girls.
Respectfully, you're proving my point.
That men do that and they can't have
otherwise. And who's the girl that's going to be in the yacht? Her. No. I've seen a boat full of
girls, just girls. Who's driving the boat? Guys like to have the girls. Who paid for it?
Who paid for it? You y'all can't be, do they doing that either? No.
Not to say they don't have the money, but they don't like to spend it. So all girls' expenses
and events and experiences are paid for by a guy? You're really going to say that? 95% of
95%. Let's be real.
Yeah.
Yes, 95%. If they are single girls.
Girls going to Miami.
Then a guy has to pay for it?
There's dudes out there that will pay for it.
They might not even be there.
That they'll pay for it.
That they will pay for it, that they can pay for it is one thing.
That I can't or I don't is another thing.
They're going to take advantage of that situation though.
If a guy offers a girl.
That's such a weird thing to automatically say she's like that when she never messed up the three years she was with him.
When she's doing her own thing and she's being very vocal about it.
This is her get back to him.
That's so bad.
She's like, all right, you want to do me like that?
I'm going to do you like this.
Boom.
I'm in Miami now.
That's so hard to just automatically count it off as that.
And I guess it just really takes me off as a girl that literally, again, I am speaking to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I am saying I could literally have fun and fools not be a part of it.
Mm-hmm.
A guy will not be in my plans.
I can do that as a single woman.
Yeah.
I'm not single now.
But when I was, yeah, I have fun just as much fun going to brunch and even going to the club,
and even going to the beach and even going on a boat.
And no fool has to be there.
Yeah.
But when you have a single divorce home girl, that's there too?
Who's she going to bring?
More guys.
No, she does it.
It's the same thing.
It's okay.
You want to believe Angie that should me.
I believe it.
I believe, I believe y'all.
Lettie, I believe you and Angie like that even in your guys' heyday when you were single that that could be you.
But these 20-year-olds are demons these days.
It's so different.
Ross, is she 20?
Ross.
A. Ross.
While we were fighting.
Yeah.
You guys are going at it.
Yeah, you are.
You did.
It's your fault.
Why you messed up on her, bro?
The hell is your problem.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
I'm glad I gave you guys some good content.
How old is she?
25.
How old are you?
Oh, come on.
How old are you?
27.
Okay, yeah, you both their babies.
Yeah.
Hold on, Ross, real quick.
How old is your girl, Vic?
26.
Okay, you don't trust that she can go to Miami with her home grows?
No.
Damn, that's sad.
That's sad.
At least you're straight up for you.
She's not going.
That you can trust her.
That you can trust her, but I'm not.
trips all the time. She could have a girl's trip.
No. That's not where we're at.
That's not where we're not. We're not doing that.
I like that. I like that.
Because I said so.
Who are you right now?
Me, I mean. That's her man.
That's like what he is. She wouldn't even ask.
Me and Angie went on a trip to Miami.
I believe you too. Like I believe you were not in yachts with guys.
I know. I believe you. We went to a dolphins game in a suite. No. I got it. I got that.
Yeah. I believe you. Yeah. We went to have amazing.
dinner.
You're married.
We're talking about these new demons.
You fools are saying that like, oh my God, it has to be a guy that pays for it.
And it's not.
There are women that are like that.
Yes.
But you guys are saying because those girls exist, all of y'all are like that.
No.
No.
We'll draw a clear line between Letty and G.
No, don't do that.
Because we're not the exception.
There's hell of girls that are like how we are.
Yes.
You're in relationships.
Yes.
These people are single.
There's even single girls that are like that.
I doubt it.
These new demons.
There's new demons on the loose.
Russ, back to you, Russ.
Yeah.
Russ.
Yeah.
Is your girl a good person?
Yeah, she's a good girl.
Was your girl good to you in the relationship?
Earlier in the days, I don't know.
But later on, yeah.
Do you think your girl is capable of getting a free yacht ride in Miami?
That she's capable.
Yeah, well, 100%.
She's probably beautiful.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But she can take it.
She's single.
She can do whatever she wants.
She's single.
She could take it, but doesn't mean she will.
She's going to.
Y'all are just putting his.
It's Miami.
Y'all are putting his vibe on her.
He's the, it's his fault.
Yes.
You're the one that messed up.
To be honest with you, hold on.
To be honest with you, I actually have not pushed any insecurities over to her.
You're calling us.
You are calling us tripping that she's going to Miami.
Sir, you are insecure right now.
You're happy thoughts.
If a girl had called us up, like, hey, my man is going on a guy's trip to Vegas.
I'm scared.
What would y'all say?
That she's insecure.
You need to trust you, man.
Not all men are like that.
You will never.
All they're going to do is go to a basketball game.
There would be no reason.
There would be no reason for a homie helpline for you if the insecurity was not there.
Wait, okay.
Let me, insecurity check.
Ross.
Ross.
Ross.
T.J. Max.
Sorry, what was that?
Ross.
Have you considered, have you looked up flights to Miami?
To maybe supervised.
Maybe.
Oh, that's so funny.
I'm going to Miami too.
That is true.
No, man, I'm not like that.
So what are you going to be doing Valentine's Day weekend?
No, I'm chilling at the house, you know?
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
How much of a lie does that sound like?
That's 100% alive.
Hey, I'm just be chilling.
I'll be chilling.
I hope by myself.
What's it do you learn?
Just light some candles.
What city are you in?
Nah, I just, I host a, I'm hosting a cigar event, and that's really it.
A cigar event.
Where are you from?
Very chill.
What freaking 27-year-old holds cigar event?
Y'all really be real right now?
Very mature.
Call him on his.
Just like you were yelling up a storm at the yacht.
I want to know what that's code for.
What is it?
What are you working?
Where are you from, bro?
Long Beach, East Side.
Ah.
You're going to have a cigar of it?
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
5-6-2.
Ross.
Ross, what do you even need help with?
You're so secure.
I'm secure.
No, I was just saying, like, you know, if I'm truly, you know, like, bugging about her, just, you know, let her have fun, let her be.
So insecure.
All right.
Imagine, not only do you find your partner is talking to someone else, then they break up with you after three years.
And then you're supposed to not go to Miami?
Yeah.
He hit her with the, you know what?
If you're just going to get mad every time I talk to another girl, this is not going to work.
He did all.
Yeah.
And, uh, so.
So this past Sunday, he asked her to be his Valentine.
And she said, yes, yes.
Oh, my God.
But I'm going to Miami.
I'm not going to be here.
Oh, my God.
I'm going with Monica.
With Monica.
She just got divorced.
It's going to be so much fun.
I want to let you know, Ross.
It was definitely planned as a, hey, we're both single now.
Let's not think about these fools.
Like, just how it's not about guys, it's also not about you.
Like, she don't want to hear from you.
She wants, don't be bugging her on her.
trip.
Yeah.
Don't be doing any of that.
Don't be like, hey, no.
Don't be FaceTiming her.
Yeah, no location.
None of that.
She wants that with her and her girl.
Yeah.
And she has every right too, right?
Because she is single.
Her man left her after talking to another girl.
Mm-hmm.
She's single.
Her home girl single.
Ross, look for flights to Miami.
Yes.
Get a buddy pass.
Oh, my surprise you for Valentine's Day.
Show up, be romantic.
Conveniently are down.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
No, it's true.
It's true.
Hey, let's call Miami right now.
Let's call Miami.
What's in Miami that we know?
305, 305.
305.
Pit bull.
Call right now.
She's leaving today.
And I just want her to wish her a great fit.
So do I.
Got it.
Everything that she's looking for she finds in Miami.
And guess what?
If she does talk to a guy, that's the risk that you put up after doing those things that you do with her.
Like, we are not going to be like, hey, she shouldn't be going.
Yeah.
We started talking again.
no.
Yeah.
I had a good friend that he was talking to a girl.
It wasn't like, it was like getting serious, but it wasn't like official.
She went on a trip.
He's talking about you, Greg.
No, no, no.
No, she went on a trip.
She went on a trip to the East Coast, right?
And she met a guy out there and pretty much never came back.
Yes.
And they never, they didn't work out and she got pregnant.
Wow.
It worked out for her.
She found what she was looking for.
But also, he was also like, I can't commit.
I can't.
Like we're going back and forth on our little like isms.
Yeah.
And then she was like, this is not what.
If anything you showed her what she's looking for or what she's not looking for.
Was that you?
No, it wasn't me.
Nuevaio.
No, da, do.
Mine is Dominican.
In her life.
No, he's talking about it.
Yeah.
But yeah, that happens.
It does.
It's not her wrong.
It's not her wrong.
It's not.
Before the phone lines died, someone called and said,
how dare she not tell him when the flight was booked?
Right?
It was something like that.
What?
She should have said something.
Don't trust her.
Don't trust her.
She should have said something.
They were broken up.
And she told him.
Conveniently forgot.
I'm going to Miami.
That week that they broke up, she probably booked it.
When she had told him, if he broke up with her after messing around or talking to somebody
else in the month that they've had been broken up,
when they probably, she probably was venting to her girl.
You know what we need?
We need a church to Miami, girl.
The second.
And they booked it.
She now needs to hit up her ex and tell him I'm going to Miami.
Well, the second that they start talking again.
What?
No, it doesn't need to be the second, but it's like, okay, imagine it was like, oh, so what
you do today?
And it's like, oh, nothing, just hung out that you're going to conveniently left the fact
out that you booked a flight to Miami.
That's not your business.
That would be like the upsetting part.
If it was booked before, like when we broke up, when we weren't talking, all right,
fine.
I see it all the time.
You guys, even if you did something and you're like,
Dang, I did it, but now we got back together.
Oh, no, I tell her, what do I do?
You guys do the same thing.
But wait, tell me that I'm doing my birthday at Sam's.
Because the homies did that.
I'll tell her the day before.
Whoops.
There's that part of it, too.
I don't know.
My last relationship, she told me the second, like, we started talking.
She booked a flight to Puerto Rico.
And I was just like, oh, yeah, that's not good.
That's not good at all.
I didn't like it.
And she still went.
Yeah.
Did I like it at all?
I crashed out every single second that I was there.
found out there was like, that you were where.
Yeah.
That I was at home, that she was there when she was in Puerto Rico.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, there's a topless bars of men and Puerto Rico.
Oh, you can't put it.
Just the guy has no shirt on.
No, it's a whole bar that's.
You're topless sometimes here too.
I mean,
they're dedicated to it.
Well,
I was like,
it's not as bad as bottomless.
It's hot.
I was like hot.
Topless.
It's Miami.
It's their sons out.
Fools just take their shirts off.
It's not that big of them.
Yeah.
But she was in Puerto Rico.
You're in Puerto Rico.
Yeah.
So yet, it's hot.
The guys are going to be without their shirts, right?
Inside of a bar, as bartenders,
what bartender are you doing?
That's a bar.
Well, he is different.
Yes, there's a whole bar that out there in Puerto Rico
that is dedicated to bartenders not wearing their shirts
and these are ripped as hell.
Ripped!
But she's not good.
Who would you be going to a strip club, huh?
That's great, bro.
Greg is like, it's not even fully nude.
We have personalities, all right?
I'm supporting women.
Don't do that.
She was the point man.
Those are bartenders.
I want you to know, my friend, this trip is not about you.
Your feelings are hurt, but also think about what you did to get yourself in this situation.
Every time something goes wrong, you can tell yourself, what did I do that got me here so that you have some power of control over how to get out of it.
Like you said, working on yourself, being better, I don't know, watching a TED Talk.
Smoking a cigar.
Googling therapy.
Not going.
You guys go on Reddit.
Getting on Reddit.
Whatever you need to do, do those things in this moment.
That's for her.
And it's the risk you're taking if she does meet someone else.
And that's in your head.
But the worst thing you can do is be blowing her up while she's out there.
Yeah, no, just show up instead.
Just show up instead.
And tomorrow is the day of la more and amist.
Why is Nenka be so long in Spanish?
I know.
I don't know, but it sounds so much more romantic.
It's a day of love and friendship, right?
And if you don't have love in your life, at least you have Humby in your life.
Right, Umberto?
Humby!
Yeah, you're here as Cupid for everyone in the world.
I got a nice little poem written for y'all.
You have a nice little poem.
Hold on.
Like Greg, get us with it.
Instrumentary real quick.
Okay.
You're going to, what's your poem about?
It's actually about all of you guys.
Oh, what?
Wow.
It's to the team?
Yes, a little bit of everybody.
Oh, and leave it to everybody.
If we had a baby, this would be it.
Okay, okay, go, go.
All right.
So, Brownback Mornings on Par 106.
It starts with Leti.
With heart, with grace, she's the pulse of the team.
Rosecrans Vic, keeping LA's energy loud in person and on stream.
My boy Khan brings the joy, the laugh, the creativity, only seen in your dream.
Angie, stay turning Cheesme into Tia the week.
Greg's baggy fits, fresh tile, and its player podcast stays on repeat.
Jose always one step ahead, making magic happen before we even take a seat.
Ramona, from the smallest detail to the biggest play, she keeps brown bag shining every day.
Jen making sure the city sees every brown bag memory.
And I missed one team member.
Can you guys guess who?
Yourself?
Humby.
Pico.
Our brown bag list.
We ain't nothing without you.
Hey, happy Valentine's Day from your boy Humby.
I'm Brownback Power 106.
That was so good.
Umberto's the first voice you hear when you call in the Power 106 Brownback Morning.
So he's who you greet.
That was awesome.
That was good.
Salivo.
Salvo.
That's for me to everybody.
Incredible.
Yeah.
That was awesome.
He was practicing that.
Well, you have to say who people are.
Jose is our video guy.
Ramona is our producer.
And Jen is our social media.
Yeah, yeah.
And we all pay a crucial role in this team.
And I just want to say how thankful I am to be here.
It's not Thanksgiving, bro.
I was going to get you late, bro.
We need to get you late, bro.
This guy deserves it, okay?
If you just got turned on by our guy, Huberto, hit us up.
818, 52059.
We're gifting them that for Valentine's Day.
Right, it's funny right me?
Yeah, I got five on it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is that a paper?
Whoa, whoa.
Where's the new spot?
The new blade is where?
I think it's still the old blade.
No, what's that new area?
Why would I know?
What do you mean?
Because you posted about it.
Oh, no, that's been there.
Western.
No.
Yeah.
Larchmont, no.
East Hollywood Larchmont, like off of Western.
Yeah.
All right, anyway.
Wow.
All right.
Brownback mornings, Buenos deyes.
If you think you can do a Valentine's Day poem,
it doesn't have to be all crazy like Comberto's,
although you.
You did sell me more life.
That was awesome.
You did set up for high.
What up, Eman?
Good morning.
How you doing this morning?
I'm good.
You're crazy, girl.
You're crazy girl.
All right, look, we are asking you if you want these tickets to go see Cardi B live and Pesso Pluma live.
You have to call up and give us your best Valentine's poem.
You know, before the, we hit you with some songs.
Umberto did a really nice poem.
Umberto, you left out DJ E, man.
I know.
Wow.
How could you?
Chee.
Your own boss.
Eish, NGV mixes for one week
and now you forget about the game.
I know.
That's wild, Inverto.
Just remember who signs your time sheet.
Even when you lie.
Add him into the poem right now.
Do it right now.
freestyle.
Eman, with solid mixes.
And oh, I phone and kissing.
There you go.
Hugs and kissing.
Oh, my brother, Bumble.
We were down on the phone lines.
All right, let's go on.
We got Jose and Bellfire.
What's up, Jose?
Jose.
No way, Jose.
Hello.
Jose?
Yeah.
We're ready for your Valentine.
Are you in the bathroom?
Who's in the toilet?
We're ready for your Valentine's poem.
You ready?
Oh, a little bit.
He's wiping.
All right.
Give it to us, but not smelly.
Let's the toilet first.
What?
This is for my girl.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
If beauty were time,
you'll be my eternity.
If 50 were stars,
you'll be my galaxy.
And if baby, and if sexy
was a crime, I'll visit you every
weekend.
That was for your girl. It's for his girl. It's not for us.
Okay. All right. Let's go to Precious and Southgate.
That was great. Shout out to you, Jose.
Uh, Precious.
Yo.
Precious.
What's up? Brownback?
What's up?
Precious.
Hit us with your Valentine's poem.
Okay.
brought me sunshine when I only saw rain. You brought me laughter when I only saw pain.
But through it all, you turn on the radio on, listen to Brown Bag in the morning, and again,
get turned on all over again with the music that brings love. Love always precious.
Whoa. Oh my God.
I feel like she sealed it with a kiss.
Yeah. Wow. What do you think of that one? She added her name to it.
Oh my god, I just wrote it
Umberto wants to know how precious you really are
He's turned on
But it's yours off
How
Answer, answer
Answer, how
Answer, why be shy, don't fold
Come on
He's shooting his shy
I mean, come on
My name says it all
I'm precious
If you were a hot wing
Would you be mild
Hot or spicy?
All right, you know what?
Spicy all the way
I'm on needle
I'm on a little
Who is rat?
Get a room.
All right.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, chill out.
If you were a hot week,
stop.
What was that?
That's his icebreaker question.
That's his first day question.
Oh, my God.
Jessica.
Jessica in Long Beach.
Jessica.
Jessica.
Hi, good morning.
Hi, Jessica.
Tell us your poem, Jessica.
Are you ready?
Yeah, sorry.
I understood like a poem just for Valentine's.
So this is.
is one that my now husband told me once.
Okay.
Okay.
But you're the sugar in my tea.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
You're the sugar in my cake.
The sweetest valentine.
There will ever be my one and only sold meat.
Aw.
How do you still have it?
Oh, I have it on a little note because he gave it to me with business.
Oh, that's so cute.
Shout out to your man.
Shout out to your man.
All right.
Hold on the line.
Hold on the line.
Hold on the line.
Don't go anywhere.
I want some like chicken wing one like
Herberto's just saying
Jay, Jay in South L.A.
Jay.
Hey, good morning.
Jay, tell us your
Valentine's poem.
It could be to whoever
from whatever.
So go ahead.
This is my love letter
to Power 106.
So roses are red,
my list are blue,
Power 106
we're turning up for you
from morning vibes
to late night flow
on Power 106
feel the love in every show.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I love that.
I like that.
That was great.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I feel something.
I need to feel something.
Yeah.
Hey, Kobe.
What?
Who said that?
It's true.
Who said what?
What did that?
All right.
Kobe.
Kobe in South L.A.
What's up?
Kobe.
Yo, what up?
Hey, Kobe.
Give us your romantic poem for Valentine's Day, bro.
All right.
This is my girl, Stephanie.
I look, you ain't just my Valentine's for today.
You're my forever everywhere.
From late night talks to morning light
Love you just feel so right
Okay
Those are great
Those are great
And I'm sure your loved ones
That you just said it to
Like would love and appreciate it
Who wins our Brown Night Morning's poem
I'm still turned on by that one girl
Yeah chicken wings
Yeah
Chicken wings
Her name is precious
Precious
Oh my God
Preciosa
Yes
Yes
Oh
Oh
Hold on the line
We're gonna
We're gonna hook you
with your pick of either Pesso Pluma or Cardi B tickets
because that's how we do here.
We got those tickets on deck.
Both. Or 106 or Roberto.
He's going to take your info.
He's going to have your number anyway.
Might as well.
Might as well.
Dancing bear.
But you guys, it's time to step out of the way.
DJ Eman is here.
Oh, my.
It's not that type of house party, my bad.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead.
It can be whatever you want it to be, bro.
It's Friday.
We turn it up.
It is the beginning of Valentine's Day weekend.
Yes, it is.
Let's go.
We feel it, go, y'all.
Let's go.
Brown Bag morning's house party with DJ Eman.
Hey, E.
How are you feeling, Eman?
I'm feeling great.
I just want to shout to Angie B.
She killed her last party.
Oh, she did.
Much love to Angie B.
Of course.
It's the day before Valentine's Day.
Do you have any Valentine's Day plans?
I'm going to hang out, of course, with my wife Joy.
Of course.
I think we're going to do a very quick getaway.
We're going to go see my boy Cassidy really quick doing this thing
at the Pasta Mike event.
Amazing.
I think we're going to go
right after that to Vegas and hang out.
Oh, wow.
We'll get away, Valentine's Getaway.
And then he's going to get enjoy.
That was about six hours ago.
Wow.
Already.
I just got to enjoy.
Wow.
Ian is filled with love.
Spreading joy.
What, man.
Keep it here.
More problem.
Mornings on the way. Thank you, E.M.
Enjoy.
Zooler, come here.
Now what's going on?
She's Mation with Angie.
I hear bad bunny may be giving us something
for Valentine's Day.
Yeah, so Bad Bunny, actually, he has a tradition
that started back in 2018, right?
So it's going to be, what, eight years?
Oh, you're making me do months?
I mean, years.
Yeah, it'll be eight years if he actually continues it.
So since 2018, he's been doing it.
this thing where like on Valentine's Day he has
this thing of he either drops new
music or he drops
like the music video of a song.
So it's a special day for him. Definitely.
It's like Bad Bunny Day, honestly.
Wow. Wow.
I think Bad Bunny Day was a few days ago.
Yeah. Angie, they're going to
take this from us if you keep doing that, okay?
Well, I mean, it's a Valentine's Day
if it's not, if Bad Bunny doesn't drop.
Just saying, just saying, that's really the thing.
As a bad bunny fan, you're used to him doing this.
He has the heart on his album.
Well, even in this last album,
No, no, no, in that, the heart one.
Yeah.
In Venezuela, he says, like, I, in Spanish,
he's like, even if we break up,
I'll go, I'll meet you again
so we can follow love again
because I love falling in love.
Like, he talks about, like,
he's that lover guy.
He's a lover boy.
So he's done it for eight years.
Yeah, if it happens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know, like, in 2024, he didn't,
but that's why he was, like,
in his little villain era of, like,
Oh, so he skipped years.
One year.
One year.
But that's when he was with Jenner.
Yeah, that's when he was sad and down.
Yeah.
He was just like little.
Drop Monaco.
Mm-hmm.
But everything else was on the album was like, he.
He even dropped the DTMF video on Valentine's Day.
Yeah, it's like in 2025 last year, actually, he dropped the music video for Tudista.
That's the one you're thinking of.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Lohito loves San Valentin.
Yeah, 203.
Oh, Hittos Lindo, which everybody loves.
Oh, Angie is that way?
He took down everything from his page?
Yeah.
A lot of people are speculating, like, maybe this is like he's going to bring us something.
Or announce a new album?
Because he cleared, not, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
He cleared his whole feed on Instagram.
He usually does that after every album.
Like, he clears his whole feed and everything.
So hopefully it's a new album.
I hope it's the roll out I've been waiting for.
Another album or what?
Wait, what role?
Him and Carol G.
Hi, Letticia.
I hope it is.
That's not going to happen.
No.
Leti has like a conspiracy board at her house.
The manifestation board.
It's manifestation.
I would say Jessica Alba before Carol G.
No, she's married.
She's with that one actor for.
She's dating with someone.
With the new Captain America.
Yes.
Yeah, Danny Ramirez.
You know who's not?
Carol Jean.
She is free.
But he was homies with Fade.
Yeah, that's...
Has that stopped you all?
Oh.
Yeah.
True.
Anyway.
I think maybe he's going to drop a new song because, okay, during the Super Bowl
performance, right?
He had this announcement.
that's the only thing more powerful than love,
I mean, then hate is love.
Which every time that he drops on Valentine's Day,
it always has to do with love.
So maybe that was like a little Easter.
Hey, hold on.
If that's the name of the album.
And you don't think that was about America?
A powerful message?
Like, it might be like something we're going to fight with love.
I know.
Okay.
If he used that for marketing, you would feel kind of,
I would hope he was genuine about that.
And it was just like, my new album, everyone.
Like, oh.
Well, that's the name of his album, maybe.
No.
I hope not. Please, Bad Buddy.
If it's not too late, please stop it. Don't do that.
Don't do it.
It's a great message. Leave it at that.
Well, I still hope he does drop tomorrow.
Yeah.
Valentine's Day.
Something.
Even if it's a music video, I'll take it, Bad Buddy.
Just don't break tradition.
A hard launch, y'all.
A hard launch, with Carol G.
I don't think so.
Okay, well, it's what I think so.
Oh, true.
All right, that's it for Cheezsmed.
Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Par 106.
Shoot the J.
Shoot it.
Playball!
What's up, Vic?
You didn't say it this time.
He just goes, hey.
You know what?
I was thinking about it later on.
I was like, that probably sounds so dumb.
I'm like, I'm going to stop doing that.
You know what you also do?
You say, okay, you guys, you started copying me.
Okay, well, who started it?
Me.
So don't do it.
All right.
Because it gets stuck in my head.
All right, what's in sports?
Mario Barrio.
All right?
What about him?
Mario Barrios is having a fight with Ryan Garcia very, very soon.
Oh, he is.
And he showed up, you guys.
He showed up and talked to us.
Talk to the gang.
And why are you laughing at me?
We're a gang, remember?
Morning.
What else?
What else happened?
I'm waiting for, uh, leticia.
Shout to Mario Barrios, bro.
El Azteca, okay?
He's fighting Ryan Garcia.
It's going down February 21st at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, baby.
Yeah.
You know, he and Ryan Garcia, we went to, I went to their.
Press conference and they got into it a little bit, but being able to talk to Mario Barrios and kind of seeing who he really is really made us, I guess, respect this guy a little bit more.
He talked to us about the meaning growing up in San Antonio.
He talked to us about the meaning behind his attention to his roots.
He comes out dressed up in amazing and authentic indigenous gear when he fights and he owes it all to this.
I didn't reconnect to any of my, like, indigenous roots through until my, like, early 20s, one of my best friends.
He took me to a Temescal in, back in San Antonio with Elokoda brother that was running it.
It's an indigenous ceremony.
He had this, it's called an inipi, which is, it's not like a teepee.
It's like more of a dome shape.
They're heating these rocks from the start of the day.
This inipi is covered with animal hide or blankets to, like, sealing the heat.
And the elder that's running it will, yeah, he'll be drumming and like singing songs.
And so like you'll go for the four rounds.
Everything has a lot of meaning.
Like ceremonial and intentional.
It's very intentional.
And I don't bash religion, but I'm not religious.
I'm not religious myself.
But that was a time when I was trying to reconnect and I didn't find that.
I remember when I let that ceremony, I went back home and my mom.
She was like, boy, she was like, what kind of herbs were there burning in there?
And I was just like, no, like, I just had like a sense.
like clarity and I was like man this is like this is our medicine this is how like our people healed
for hundreds of years before like everything it ignited me to like just really like dive into
my like indigenous roots and then just try to just learn as much as I could that's cool now I want to
go on at them as God me too that's the first time I hear that but I want to experience it's done it too
oh true he did say yeah yeah they said it wrapped him up like a little burrito in the night time so you
could look up at the stars too wow and his scores all right look he's fighting Ryan Garcia
and it's going down February 21st at Timable Arena in Las Vegas.
We do have tickets for you to go see it all.
And you might want to fight Mario Barres yourself
when you hear what he said about San Antonio breakfast versus L.A. breakfast.
You know, anytime someone is from out of state,
we have to talk about food.
Here's what you said.
I'm looking forward to being back home.
Like, at this fight, has it been a while?
I missed the food.
Yeah.
What do you mean you miss the food?
What do you mean?
Like, you're talking like if L.A. don't get.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, no.
Oh, what are you going to say?
I forgot.
Yeah.
Like if I bring up food from back home,
people are like, oh, Beth, I'm actually, that's text mix.
I'm like, okay.
Like, all right, I'm just saying I miss breakfast tacos.
I don't want a breakfast burrito.
Ah, okay, okay.
Wait, wait.
Breakfast tacos?
Yeah, what is that?
A flour tortilla, you get bacon and egg, machucado an egg.
It's just, it's just.
It's week away.
So it's an open burrito.
Yeah.
Well, you basically just have more options because you don't have to eat a whole burrito.
So you could get like three different things.
tacos, but it's all breakfast food.
Yeah.
We're going to fight. We're going to fight.
Yeah, we're going to fight.
Yeah, we're going to fight.
Breakfast tacos.
Yeah.
Bigger, Mario Barrios, big up to San Antonio and your breakfast tacos, I'm sure they're
delicious.
You said Tex-Mex?
Yeah, because people clown the food that comes from Texas because they call it Tex-Mex-Mex.
They don't call it actual Mexican food.
Other haters, trolls, not me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You think like a Chapado.
Chappado.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I get you.
Vic has said it's text mix.
He don't like it over there.
Oh, he did say that, yeah.
And then he also said that Chicago has better Mexican food.
No, I didn't.
I said the best Bria I ever had was in Chicago.
That's crazy.
That's crazy to all the Biarias out here.
Yeah, a little disown.
His name is Rochkansvik.
He says he's from Downey, but right now he lives in Whittier.
Yeah.
Wanda B-O-C.
Go spam his stream and just make fun of them for that.
There you go.
Please watch.
Yes, please watch.
Please comment, like, and subscribe.
He needs seven people.
To stay alive.
Because if not, it's just a FaceTime.
Anyway, no about you.
