Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 661 (Full Episode) She's a 34B and He's Delusional 🍒 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/17/26)

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

The crew attempts to stage an intervention for Gerardo, a 28-year-old who has never had a girlfriend and is currently "delusional" enough to believe his barber wants him to "save her" from her incarcerated husband just because she shared her cup size and took off a hoodie in his presence. The "studious fools" also investigate Kevin Durant’s alleged secret Twitter burner where he supposedly called Russell Westbrook a "triple double c*****e bear" and discuss the "airy" reviews of Brandy’s national anthem performance. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥤]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Good news for anybody that's ever ate in a backyard before at one of those makeshift backyard restaurants. Yeah. Shout to one of the Marisco homies and Watts vibes.

A lot of them in Whittier. Really? A lot of smash burger spots and stuff like that in Whittier. Backyard Smash Burders? Yeah. Okay. Well, it's legal now. Yeah, I wasn't legal before.

What? To have a backyard restaurant, bro. Because low-key to have a restaurant, you have to go through inspection. You have to go all these codes and permits and all of that. But California is making it easier for those of us who want to be selling out of our homes to do so. Especially if you're a good cook, bro. Yeah. I love that.

Yeah, I used to go to this place in Lennox, but they actually turned it into a real restaurant, like up the street. Afterwards. I haven't gone since because it's like it's not the same vibe. You needed to be like backguard Bougie almost. Yeah, I wanted to go inside and look what, see what his bathroom looked like. So California has legalized. They usually never let you go inside. They let me.

They let me. They let me. Let me talk. California has legalized micro enterprise home kitchen operation and L.A. County is now actively issuing permits. This is different from selling cookies at a bake sale. We're talking about full hot meals, tacos, pasta, curries, all prepared. in a home kitchen and sold directly to

Naebees. Wow. Yeah, I didn't know you couldn't do that before. Yeah, same. Sure. Still. Went to the backyards. The homie in Watts, dang, I forget that I

I hate that I forget his name. He's one of those homies. You literally have that park inside because Loki is still what. Umberto's roaming around. But you go inside. I don't know how, but they got like the booths from a restaurant in the back.

Oh, yeah. They got legit. I don't know where they got the booths. Love it. But they have the boots from a restaurant. Full-aw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was super tight. Do you have a favorite wine, bro?

Yeah, it's off of... I don't know if it's still there, though. It's a marisco spot off of Sepulveda and, like, plumber. And what kind of food? It was marisco spot. Marisco spot. Do they sell the Michelada juice and, like, a big old gallon? Oh, fire, fire, fire.

Then they got raided. I know. Happens to the best of them. But I think it was like a rival house restaurant. They dropped the dime, man. I don't like that over the same. I'm hating. Damn.

Okay, but you do have to, like, really be careful, though, too, because clearly these inspections and all this permit stuff, you have to be extra clean. I believe it says, okay, it says 30 meals maximum per day. Wow, that's nothing. That's not, no. Nothing. 30 meals?

Yeah, like, that's like, what, three families? And you can't make more than $100,000 a year. What? All right, it's still illegal. Yeah, pretty much. No. Because this one that I know was making bank. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm glad I forgot their name. Zoola, come here? Now what's going on? She's Mason with Angie. All right, so the NBA All-Star Game went down this weekend, right? And Miss Brandy, she actually signed the national anthem, but she's getting mixed, not reviews, but,

mixed, yeah, reactions from fans of the way that she actually sang it because she didn't sing it the traditional way. She sang it her way, okay? Listen. Oh, same. People are, again, there's splits. I love it saying like, oh, my God, this is so brandy. She made it all a capella and she made this and that.

Yeah. Others are hating it and saying, like, I'm still processing it. This is low-key, this respectful, things like that. How many people did she have up there? It's a few. It's a few. It wasn't just her. It wasn't just something.

It was brandy, and then this other group called June's Diary, which is like four girls doing vocals with her. That was fire. I loved it. Come on. somebody. Yeah, I didn't know where the voices were coming from. I know.

This is the one you need surround sound for. Yeah, I was surrounded right now. But I liked it. It sounded good. I love brandy. I don't know why people are hating on it, though. I could see why, do you have the end part of it?

Yeah, you can play the ending part. She's just doing ad-libs. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. As someone who like singing along, it's hard to sing along to this. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. see why it would stunt some people listening because they're like which way where do I come in when we're hitting that high note when we're saying like yeah to the free home on a break

like people are waiting for that and it just hit different and I could see why people may like the when you said I'm still processing the processing part of it yeah but I understand you can like appreciate it oh yeah yeah for sure the greatest uh national anthem of all time was Whitney Houston we couldn't sing along to that either oh we tried we could we couldn't hit those notes yeah and this way she was like Edens the cadence no this I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it to say, but I understand why he could be like, oh, I didn't, I missed it. But I'm also down for the airy, uh, the airy.

Honestly, okay, because I kept listening to it over and over again. And then on it, two minutes of just that was kind of boring. The airy national anthem? Yeah, it was just too much. If you remember, my niece sang it in an airy tone for her baseball. Maybe she should try again now. She was before her time. Yeah, exactly.

They didn't choose her. They didn't choose my niece. All right, that's it for cheese. We're brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm from 1060. That's the sound of the police. The petty police.

You're petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitist. Okay, okay.

A basketball, a basketball player is being accused of being petty towards bad bunny. Who? What? Aater. Baller, Devin Booker. Is he still on the Phoenix Suns? He is. From the Phoenix Suns.

Also ex-boyfriend of Kendall Jenner. Oh, that makes sense. Like Kendall also was dating Bad Bunny at one point, okay? But Devin Booker's response to a reporter on Media Day has people thinking, oh, he's got a bad for Bad Bunny, okay? Now, the reporter's question was a little bit tricky because she was like, how does it feel to be a part of such an amazing moment for Latinos? and, you know, it's Puerto Rican, but the Latino audience in general to be represented at the Super Bowl stage. That was her question, and this was his answer. I'm Mexican.

I know, but how did the feel be part of the momentum of the Latin American? I didn't watch it, to be completely honest. What a liar! No, I actually believe he wouldn't watch it. Yeah. You wouldn't watch your ex and ex's ex. But get over it. Or ex is ex.

Yeah, but get over it. This is, again, this is bad bunny. Everyone's going to watch it. It was like a big deal. Yeah, I wouldn't watch it. watch it if I was in a movie. Angie. He's Mexican.

This is bad bunny. He's Mexican. Yeah. And he's more Mexican than I thought. Yeah, but he sounds like a Viacar like, okay, you're going to be feuding with bad money because of a girl. No. That looks like they were all the feuds happen.

Look, he's Celoso. He's a Mexican man. What do you expect from him? He just said. He asked him if you watch. Literally, you watch Super Bowl. No, I'm Mexican. Yep.

That was his answer. And his answer was, and I didn't watch it because I'm Mexican. His answer was basically, I got these emotions because I'm Mexican. I'm Mexican and I do what I want. And two. To his credit, the first person that was petty and what did you say fought over a vienna or fought like a via over another girl was Bad Bunny when he mentioned or did a sub-tweet on his record.

I should check this out. The soul of PR, the son of PR, shines brighter than that of Phoenix. This full play for the Phoenix Suns. Yeah. So, Brett. Oh, he was taking shots. He was. He was.

He was. Yeah, that was bad bunny's like evil era when he was dishinger. Okay, Angie, you can excuse bad bunnies. I know. She's like a bad bunny

apologist. I am. He could do no wrong. I love that bunny, but he did throw the first shot at the X of Candle of La Cando, of Kendall Jenner.

So now I could totally understand why I said X was like, no, I didn't watch that. I'm Mexican. Yeah. And Bad Bunny went to a court side, went to a Phoenix Sun's game Courtside with like a new baddie.

Yeah, he's like... He's throwing it in his face. Yeah. He have not heard Devin Booker say one thing until... I know. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. I'm Mexican.

I know, but how did this not be part of the momentum about the line? I didn't watch it to be completely honest. Too busy tanking. Oh, Debbie. He was out here, no, for NBA? Yes. He's good.

Hey, he's had Mexican, bro. We got a. take pride in our culture being represented in the NBA. And he's super into cars and lowriders and stuff. It's cool. There's a lot of them. That's dope. Yeah.

That's a big up to you. Who was more petty? Bad Bunny with that bar or Devin Booker for being like, hey, I'm Mexican. I want you that. Devin Booker, for sure. Okay. Oh, is it validated? It was.

It was. Scrolling with zombies. Ooh. The new face of community engagement. Who would have thought? What? Folding would be turned into such a point. positive thing.

Okay, Kailani. Yes. You guys know that viral video, you know, of me and the cop. No, viral video. You guys know, right? It's like 2.5 million views on it. Oh, wow. For real?

Probably one of our most meat videos. Yeah, Brownback Mornings, Windows 6. And by the way, we were kind of like in holiday break when that went viral. So we never really got to talk about it on air. But I love that the Internet is bringing it back around for us to make fun of you. I thought it was gone forever. It was a king taco Christmas festival. Super awesome.

And then there was the LA County Sheriff's Department there. And then Greg over here, big dog in the game. What do you always say? Like, she don't want to move. She doesn't want a big dog. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my saying.

That's my favorite saying. But then you guys brought a cop to me and I got scared. I thought she was going to arrest me. No, you didn't. No. She was dancing. Yeah, she was having a good time, but it scared me. And you guys took a video and you guys posted it and was super viral.

But somebody saw this video and they thought the most positive thing in the world about it. You got to listen to this. Sometimes the best medicine for a police officer is community engagement. Shout out to this police officer who got out of her comfort zone. And shout out to the DJ who got out of his comfort zone. So that way they could engage in some good old fashioned community policing. There's no better therapy than this. Oh, it's like one of those videos where they're dissecting another video.

So this guy was like, yeah, this is a great example of community engagement. He goes by the name of Ryan Tillman. What has changed in your life since then? Everybody says that I got caught 4K folding. Even my dad. My dad was like, really, bro? That's what you're going to do? I was throwing off.

No, no, no. You did something better. You engaged community. Community service. Yeah. You're like that one Kendall Jenner commercial where she gives a Pepsi to the police officer. And then, oh my gosh, the world is saved.

That cop hasn't pulled the one over. You guys are back. You know what? I think I'm going to run for me. said it now. For what? For mayor. Yeah, I'm from mayor now. I should, yeah.

What do mayors do? They look over the city. I've done more than that. They're supposed to engage. Yeah. Yeah, with the community. You wouldn't even engage with the community officer. No, the community came to me.

Oh, goodness. Sometimes the best medicine for a police officer is community engagement. Shout out to this police officer who got out of her comfort zone and shout out to the DJ who got out of his comfort zone so that way they could engage in some good old-fashioned community police. Hey, you engaged. More like engaged.

What? It was a girl police officer. Yeah. Gross. Oh, man. Ladd the plane, buddy. Lad that plane, buddy. Let concrete be concrete.

No, the funny part is that he thought he thought he was out. He didn't. He didn't raise his hand. He's like, I got some. I'm waiting for my moment. All right. Let's get into the weather. Here comes the weather.

And now, the weather. Oh, hell, God, dogs. With concrete storm, let's engage. With the community peritos for the weather. Tuesday, February 17th. First, we're off to the city of Dos Viantos. Every time my cheeks break viento, I'm like, lo siento.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Check it out those viento's flood watch by 6 p.m. You're going to be 56 and 44 at night with an 85% chance of rains. Now we relax our way to the city of Descanso. Shout to my amor after this weekend. And I'm, I'm thinking. Wind advisory at 10 a.m. You're going to be 49 and 41 at night with the 80% chance of rain.

Now we creep over to the, we creep over the hill to the city of Montecito. Wake your ass up and Ponte Listo. Because it's going to be 54 and 45. at night, 80% chance of rain. And lastly, we show off all the way to the city of Garden Rove because the Fierro's longer than a garden hose. 60% and 49 at night with 90% chance of rain. Winded advisory at APM, Perritos.

Oh, yeah, it's going down. It's going to rain all week, though. Up until Thursday. Up until Thursday. So it says. Where does it say? The weather. The weather report, guys.

The sun's coming on right now. Yes. It's coming out? Yeah. The sol sol's all for all. I heard Wednesday and Friday it won't be as rainy. It won't be as rainy. But it's okay.

You're the weather guy. Well, stay tuned. To find out. To find out. It's your boy cocky for mom back mornings or pound 106. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Gerardo needs our help. Gerardo hit us up and said, hey, Brown Bag, I need your help now more than ever. My name is Gerardo. I'm hitting y'all up because things with my barber are heating up,

and I think I'm starting to fall in love with her. All right. He said, I'm noticing she's watching my stories and posts on TikTok. She's hilarious and a bit of a purve. We flirt back and forth, but I don't know if she's just being friendly. But she even undressed in front of me. What? Wait.

That's weird? because she feels self-conscious about her physique and body. What? What kind of barbershop is this? I know, right? She undressed because she felt? That's what he said. Herardo said, I always thought she was gorgeous, even when she didn't think so.

She's trying to better her life. She quit drinking and is consistently going to the gym and exercising. She is married, but considering calling it quits, with her quote-unquote husband who's locked up if he's not out by next year. He said, I think it's her way of giving her a year and she needs a, she said she needs a break from romance and to better her life. She has no pictures, no ring, nothing, just her word. She's literally the kind of woman I can spend the rest of my life with and her daughter

is incredible. Should I take her away from her man in jail or is this situation too risky? Take her away. What's the man going to do? He's in jail. Okay, no, first find out why he's in jail for. That's true. What if he beat up the last boyfriend?

He'd be like a salt. Salt on the last boyfriend. Yeah. So he's wondering if what? If he should take her away from her man in jail. Didn't he already do that? He already knows the kids, seen her naked, all that? It seems like it's already there.

She wants to make it official, though. Sorry, pop. Can he legally, if she's married, make it official? He's locked up. He can make her. Does it matter? There's still husbands in jail. I think she's going to, what the plan is, she's going to divorce him.

In a year. Well, that's if he stays in there. Yeah, yeah. He gave him an ultimate important thing. He's like, girl, I can't help what the sentence is. If you're not out in a year. Yeah. So five-year sentence, if you're not out, I'm divorced a year.

But I still got three left. He needs to find out if the husband has a little thing in jail, you feel on me? Then, whoa. What do you mean? his own barber? His own barber, yeah. Oh, gosh. That went weird?

His own be a hole in there. How would he find that out? His own... How would he find that out? I'm wondering if he's... And why would that change things? Yeah. Because now it don't make it a lot easier.

How? No, he's already doing it. He's getting some chon-chon in there and... Oh. You know? Dirty Mac? No. You know what I heard about that fool?

You're dumb. How would he find out, you weirdos? I don't know. Maybe he had to go in himself. Oh, gosh. Get locked up and figure out. Let's just talk to him. Let's just talk to him, yes?

Gerardo. Hello? Gerardo. Oh, Gerard. What's up? Good morning, brown bag. You, what's up? You what's up.

Okay, so in seeing that you and your barber have a thing, you've talked about seeing her undressed, you talked about thinking that her daughter is incredible, so I'm assuming there's some type of a relationship there, and that you can. spend the rest of your life with her. Well, with the type of person, yeah. I'm just trying for, if it's really with her or just, should I just, like, move on with, like. How did you see her undress? Like, y'all hooked up?

Is that part of the, no, no, so, uh, no, so she undressed her, like, I guess she says she's, like, super self-conscious, so she only wears hoodies. Okay. Because, uh, I guess, like, she thought, like, she had, like, small, like, uh, sizes. and she took off her hoodie and she had like a sports bra on but she's actually told me her cup size too well

that's okay so that's not addressing that's just taking a sweater well yeah technically hey so what's her man locked up for yeah uh for according to her shaking a baby huh oh okay

uh that's not funny enough no so how long is he locked up for um I think she told me like eight years. So he's locked up for years and how long has he done? Well, eight years. So he's done his time.

Yeah. Well, no, no, no. So he's still in there. Yeah. How much does he have left? That's the thing. It's always confusing because last year she said he was supposed to get out like twice. And it's like, oh, so he's supposed to get out this month?

And he's still in there. And it's like, oh, he's supposed to get out next year. both, but he's still in there. And then it's like... He probably gets in trouble in there. Yeah, I forgot some ad chargers are at a time added, all of that. But it's frustrating her. And she seems to like have confided it a lot in you.

Did it start off as homies? And then it just got into, I guess, romantic stuff? Honestly, it's a little bit kind of confusing because she's actually told me some dark stuff too. Okay. Okay. All right. So she's, again, she's confided in you, but has it turned romantic? it seems like to you it has or has she not even gone there with you?

It seems like she wants to but she's just not sure of what she wants. Okay. So she hasn't done anything like, well besides showing your address and telling her upsides. But she hasn't crossed that line. Not yet. Okay. What makes you think that she wants to cross it?

Because she keeps like she's homing certain things that like I feel like are just Like, how do I explain? Like what? Like, what does she say? She told me she's cheated on her husband. So how does that validate you? So he's like, I'm next. Yeah.

And this is a girl you want to be with. Dog, don't get locked up if you do get with her. This is your type? Yeah. Little cheater's my type. What about her is your type? A little cheater with a 34B. B's actually.

Yeah, exactly. But what about? her is your type? Well, first of all, she has a great kid. She's like, I've met her like quite a few times already and she's just like really amazing. She's a bit of tall actually. She has beautiful hair. Her eyes are like the moon. Her smile kind of reminds me of like a sunrise. She's just not giving you a good customer, great customer service. What if she's just doing that? She's just being nice. That's what I've been thinking about too. Oh my. Oh my God.

Her smiles like to sunrise. Okay, talk to me about your taking history. You don't have someone that you're talking to or another person that could be an option. What's your, like, relationship status? Have you been in one? No, never. Okay, I know. Never?

No. Her kid's great. How do you know the kid's great, man? What's going on? So I actually went to her game a while back. She's in band. and she invited me to go. I have no doubt the kids amazing.

Damn, for you all invested, dog. Yeah. And so that's where it kind of went bad. Okay. How did it go bad? So she invited another friend of hers. And so basically it was, I didn't care. You know, you can invite for whatever you want.

But throughout the whole game, it was just him and her talking. and I felt ignored. You were right there playing the air flu. Yeah, well, basically, when I would try to talk to her, she would just continue the conversation with the other guy. Like, dude, can you stop? I'm having a deep conversation here. And the thing was that I actually told her about this,

and she's like, well, if that's how you feel, I can't control that. That's on you. Right. But just recently, it kind of seems like she sort of a policy. but I didn't really hear I'm sorry she said kind of say the same thing

but she also told me that people won't know what they've done wrong unless people speak up which is what I did you were vocal you communicated I get you yes there's a little part of your story that feels like a little a lot of delusion and I'm

low-key wondering if she knows that like if she feels the same way about you it doesn't seem I don't know it doesn't feel both sides. Like it feels like it's one-sided here. It doesn't. It doesn't. But it seems like she's just afraid of open the door to me, you know. Like, that's how you're taking it. That's how you're taking it. Okay. Okay. She's, okay, what did, how long were she your barber before all of this started happening? About a year? Okay. Okay. So, oh, year in, she confides in you. She talks to you about

her body insecurities. No, no, no. So this was about only about a, when she started all this was about a year. I've known her for about two. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah. I'm sure. I'm with you. So a year-in, you guys start talking.

She opens up to you. She talks to you about, like, her family. You've met her daughter. She's told you her frustrations with her man, all of that. Again, she's opening up to you. And, but I have yet to see where she's like, hey, I like you. hey, I want to be with you. Like, I wanted, I think I need that on, on,

and I'm sure you need that. You need that type of confirmation. And Gerardo, as an ex-barber dog, that's what we do as barbers. We just talk. He gets a great conversation on the TV. That's it. Therapy session.

Yeah, we're just talking, bro. So, you know, what you may think as her opening up, is just her just trying to have a conversation for the 45 minutes that she's cutting your hair and giving you a lineup. Especially because it's been two years. She's told you she's cheated on. on him before, but she hasn't cheated on him with you. Like, it seems like she's telling a friend things.

I don't know that it's necessary. And you're saying she's something stopping her from hooking up with you, right? Or from going, it seems like it wouldn't based on what she's said about things she's done. Yeah. Yeah. How many times a day do you guys talk? Every day, once a week. Zero.

Zero. She clearly doesn't want your moco de gorilla. Let me tell you, don't know. Yeah, sounds like it, huh? Yeah, well, not even close, buddy. Back to you, Gerardo. You've never had a girlfriend? Like, be honest.

No. Never. How old are you, bro? 28. You're 28 years old. Never had a girlfriend. Your barber is opening up to you. Maybe you don't know how to read the signs,

and that's exactly why you're hitting us up. Because then you look here ready to take her from her man in jail. Mm-hmm. I'm just ready to take her from everything back You want to save her She wants to save her I can save her Yeah Okay

All right Tell me about you You work, you go to school Yeah I'm actually I'm working right now Doing like financial security Okay

Oh nice Okay Do you have your own car Your own place Talk to me Like what's your situation like Yeah I mean I have my own car

I don't have my own place I'm trying to work to it you know trying to pay off a certain loans and debts but I'm actually about to pay off my first one right now and let's see what else I'm also trying to get a better job who do you live with what who do you live with uh my my mom and my brother okay it's all good happens uh 28 years old you have time it's fine totally cool and this day in age bro yeah you're fine I'm saying he has time. What are you acting offended for?

You guys make fun of me all the time. I literally tell you to stay home. I just clown me all the time. You just clown me all the time. Stayed home. Please. And stay there's stuck while you're staying in the home. That's right.

Staying home, you're spending on frivolous things. Okay, so you are wondering if it's too risky to take the jump. I guess what would be the jump for you with her? Is telling her how you feel about her? Or is it? I've actually told her that. actually. And what's her answer, bro?

She says she just doesn't feel the same way. But this was like a year ago. Oh, okay. And then that's when everything started. Okay, so it's like mixed signals. Like it was a year ago you told her your feelings as a Barbara and then she's like, no, I don't feel the same way. But then a lot of stuff started.

You hung around her more. She opened up to you more. She showed you her body. All of that stuff, right? Yeah. Okay. So it's like mixed signals. He's confused.

Yeah. He's confused. For someone that's never had a girlfriend and is trying to figure out the signs, he's confused. And now that she knows that he feels that way, she's probably going to play him. Yeah. Like you get me, she's going to play along with it. She's going to try to not. Maybe she just, you know, like some attention.

Yeah. And maybe she's not thinking too deeply of it. You know what I'm saying? Or maybe she's reading into it. To have clients come back. True. That could be it. You know what I'm saying?

They probably tips her well. Yes. Yeah. He probably tips her well. and he probably takes care of him and, you know, gets a nice haircut. And she's like, how do I keep this full around? Let me take my sweater off. Abril, have you paid for anything of hers?

The things I did as a barber. Maybe just like a, like a, there was one dinner, but that was like a year ago. Okay. So you're not paying her bills, none of that. No. Okay. Oh, sorry. That's good.

Meant to do that. Let's go to the phone lines. Mario, Mario, Mario in North Hollywood. What's up, Mario? What's up, Mario? Hey, what's up, brown bag? How are y'all doing? Good.

Come on, my little 8-1-8er. Mario, talk to us. What would you tell, Gerardo? Personally, from professional experience, I've been a barber for 14 years. And I think that she's just being a barber. Friendly. She's just talking. This is what we do.

We know how to communicate with each and every individual client. We know how to blend. We're professionals. That's what we do. But do you show your body? Nah, I haven't done that in a few years I'm good What advice would you have for him?

He's 20 years old He's young 28 28 Oh 28 Damn he's young That changes all He's 28 But think about it

He's telling us He hasn't had a girlfriend Imagine what he's opened up to his barber about So she's just trying to make him feel comfortable She's just trying to make him feel welcome And trying to get him to come back Especially if that's residual income Yes

You know? So I don't blame him He's probably just falling for her She's probably attractive too Knows how to talk Yeah I don't think that he should wait around Especially because

Her current husband still has access to her She's still saying I'm going to give him another year Yep You know it's been eight years But you know I'm going to give him one more year Maybe another year

Yes. True. And you know, it seems like she's had a tough past because he does mention that she opens up to him about dark stuff. And I'm wondering if part of that is like, oh, I can take her away from it all. I can present her a better life. But clearly she's not interested in it with him. I'm pretty sure she's very independent. She's just opening up to him the same way he's opening up to her.

Expressing some vulnerability to make him feel more comfortable. Wow. Do you guys go to, like, psychology school as? barbers to know how to like get inside your client's head so they can come in come back we mind in that every year you get another knocks on your belt in psychology oh let's go let's go barbers of the world poor guy man i don't know i just feel like all this stress is uh gonna shave years off his life oh okay no you're going you're going into big territory role don't do it don't do it you get for the first time because then you've just been chilling thinking about that you're

not even talked to the combo he just used to cut it off Oh, great. See what you did it? It's contagious. See what you did? And this is the funny guy. Yeah, this is. He's to cut it off.

You have any else so we can get us? I'm done, I'm done. You don't have any more lined up? Oh, my God. What did you get up? This is both, like, their dad's sign. Yeah, that's a dad jokes. Yeah, this is a bad joke.

The secondhand embarrassment for Little Vig. They probably say this in the barbershop thinking it's funny. We're glad to have them here. Thank you for making an appointment today with us. You're dumb. You're so corny, but it's funny. It's not funny. It's not funny.

No Warkin's in the homie hop. All right. We have a bad walkins. That was pretty good. I know, I know. All right, you tell me when I could go to the class. Okay, yeah, let's go. Okay, thank you.

All right. Lupe. Lupe and Santa Ana. What's up, Lupe? Lupe. Hey, good morning. Good morning. Lupe.

Lupe talked to us. This fool, Herardo hit us up. He has a barber. For like two years, he says he's known her. A year it's been like extra like, okay, if she into me, is she not? Even though a year ago he said that he told her his feelings, she said, I'm not into you. And I made him presented itself as a challenge to him. Because he said after that, everything just switched.

You know, she started opening up to him about her life, her husband, that's in jail, that she can't get she can't wait to divorce and she's shown him her body he knows her kid and he feels like man i really want to spend i can spend the rest of my life with someone like this i have not dated ever he's never had a girlfriend uh but he does feel like he's wondering should i take her away from her man in jail or is this situation too risky god i know if if i would seriously think that this was a guy i dated for one month in the summer, and his name is very, he sounds identical. Herald, I'm sorry, I have to be really straightforward with you.

I'm sorry, but you're being extremely delusional. And if you continue on, you know, trying to push, you know, trying to save her, eventually you're going to make her your enemy because this is not attractive at all. and it's extremely red flags and you need to go out and you need to get out and you need to get out and I don't know fight but I'm sorry you're being extremely delusional here. I'm just I'm sort of true for now because literally this sounds identical to my to this guy I dated for one months in the summer. It sounds, I think it was...

What year? Like, how? This past summer, this past summer, it just, the way he talks, everything, literally, I would think it was him. But I don't think it is, but it's... Well, do you think or not? Yeah. Well, I don't think, I don't think it's him, but, man, dude, I was just like, what the

fuck? fuck, I was just with my daughter. Hey! He's, no. And it's bad. Like, it's bad. And, like, Leti, you said, I get it. Like, with other girls, it's scary.

But the type of girl that I am, that stuff, so it makes me very angry and just, man, I've been, I'm still this day, I'm still dealing with this guy. And he doesn't stop. And I've made it very clear to him that it was just a little summer swing. And he met my kids. and he, like, he swears, I'm telling me, he sounds just like this guy. He swears that he, that he's like, baby.

Well, I mean, I mean, what do you want him to think? Yeah, it was a summer fling and then you let him meet your kids and everything. What is, I mean, what is he supposed to think? I'm sorry, but, come on. Dude, like, he needs to get out. He's 28 and he's never had a girlfriend. And, yeah, I mean, two other girls need to be scary, but to girls, like, you know, Us girls are, you know.

Girls don't want that. They want to be invalidated. They don't want to be listened to, huh? What? What? Poor guy. He's over here like, yeah, I listen to her. I speak to her feelings.

And it's like, we don't want that, dude. Such a red flag. No, no, no, no, no. Because that stuff he's doing is scary, too. What is he doing? What is he doing? He's in a delusion that this girl wants him and she's told him, I don't want you. She has told him.

I do not feel the same. The good guy. She has brought another. guy around him and said, yeah, like, that's a, that's a you problem. I'm talking to this guy. Oh, I think I still have a chance. Should I save her from the world? You don't have a chance. All I can think about is the stand video. It's scary. And then I get it. Maybe there's girls that are like going to get upset, but I don't know. I feel stalker vibes from him. Yeah. And then often, sometimes when it happens to be stalkers, right? This guy says he's never dated. He said that she's

told him no, that all of this. Who's to say this girl? is not just like this is a client of mine and he's building a lot of this stuff up here right I agree because loki that's part of the delusion that stalkers do you could say yeah I ate an apple today and it could be twisted into she grew

an apple because this isn't the sign of love for me because when I was seven my teacher gave me an apple that's how weird delusion works like you'll find a way to make it fit in your life yeah says someone that's how to get a restraining order on a stalker you know what I'm saying like this

This stuff is weird. Kind of reminds me of the Joker when the whole time with that, he was dating. That's what I'm thinking of. He was dating his neighbor. Yes, yes. And then come to find out at the end of the movie, like, it was him in his head. Yeah, it was all in his head. That's peak delusion.

That's literally. And literally in your world, in your mindscape, everything is confirming what you believe. Yeah. He put all the scenario. But the rest of the world is like, no, bro, that's not true. She's literally told you if you don't mess with you. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Like, I have a real big question. Herardo. Gerardo. Gerardo. Yeah, what's up? When you go to these outings of the daughter, are you invited by the lady? I'm pretty sure I was invited last time.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is scary. Did she say, come to this of my daughter? Okay, I didn't hear what, wait. I heard the ding, so you got to say that again. Did she invite you to her recital or whatever she was doing with the band? Like I said, this was like in October, so I'm pretty sure. No, no, no.

No. No. It couldn't be like, oh, my daughter has a thing. Yes. My daughter has something and it's like, okay, and then you go. And then he showed up. Would she surprised to see you, Herrera? Especially not you said another guy showed up at the recital and she was talking to him.

Was she surprised that you were there? No, no, she told me to go. Okay. Okay. Are you sure? Hmm. Sounds different than I'm pretty sure. How did she?

Sure what? Okay, did she invite you or not? Like, did she say come to this event that my daughter's having? Yeah, because I know exactly which school she told me which school she goes to. That's not the way. She told you. That's not the same, bro. I want you to be here at this event, this date, this time, this location. Yeah, yeah.

She knew I was going. She knew I was going. Okay. Did she know you were going because you said, I'm going to go? Or did she know you were going because she said you should. You still haven't said yes, she invited me. Yeah. All right.

Pretty sure. Pretty sure. Pretty sure. What is the pretty show? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure she told me she'll follow her there. No, I went. And question.

Question. When you saw her body, bro, did she send you the photos or was it like on social media or something? Neither. I was there. No. Was it really hot that day? Was it hot that day? No.

It was actually cold. When she told you her cup. Did you ask her about it or did she tell you? That's the thing. She's been bringing this all up without me asking about it. She brings it up randomly. Okay, like how? Like, let's pretend you're in the chair and you're getting a bus cup.

Okay, let's just say I'm talking to you by your birthday. And then all of a sudden it's just, oh, hey, you know, my husband's getting out and it's just next month. And she's done that quite a few times. I've noticed that. And for her cuff size, that one was kind of an interesting. inside joke because she actually told me how uh for her costume about i think last year two years ago uh she says she like had no shape and i knew that was then true because i mean the way i see here is you know yeah yeah but i guess i was joking about it you know oh so the person says you know

who doesn't have a shape and she's like oh oh okay okay guess what i just found out you know this and that went to the story the other day that they insisted for me to get remeasure because I guess she's like she's been wearing the wrong broad size the whole time and we just joked about it. Okay. That sounds like homie joke in. No more conversation. When she showed, you said she showed you her body because usually she's covered up. When she took off her sweater, was it like, like I feel like you saw her body, but I don't know

that she intentionally showed it to you. Like, it could have been she took off her sweater. Yeah. No, no, she, like, specifically, like, like, she was actually kind of, like, hesitant about taking it off. Yeah. I was just like, look, the thing is, one is I have nothing but the best of intentions with her. Yeah. No matter what you guys say, I have nothing but.

Because I actually, I, I, I, actually, I, doesn't matter what you guys say. Because I, if I, if I, I'm thinking of leaving. That's the thing. I'm not, you know, like, the type of person. who just I'm going to stay here forever and ever. You know, I thought... Leaving what, Gerardo? Like, should I drop her as a barber?

Yes. Get a male barber. Yes. Get a male barber, dog. Yeah, you should. It's not healthy for you. It's not healthy for you. It's going to land you in a lot of trouble.

It's going to let... One, if this situation was just like, hey, I'm talking to a girl and she has a man. Boom, that's number one layer. Number two, hey, it's a husband. Two layer. Number three, he's in jail. Four, like four, five, six layer.

That's already going to tell you no, but these other signs you're just added on One, she told you she don't feel the same brother. It hasn't changed. It has not changed. There's a lot more details too, though. I know. We asked you and you've had time.

Maybe you just, maybe you can't handle a female barber. And that's okay. Our producers just said jaros downstairs, guys. Maybe. I've had a few other barbers, though. But guy barbers. Yeah, guy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's where you should stay. That's what that's probably one. I don't know. One cut me last time and then the other one. They all do that. They all do that.

This one. And then the other one, he was, he's always late. Okay. Yeah, that happens. It's barbers. Yeah, they're the star, not you. Did he smell like weed? Yeah, that happens.

They make you wet. You don't make them way. Barbers. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But for sure, in a nutshell, stop. Like, stop.

Called turkey for your mental health. You need to step away from the situation. Already is bad. She has a man. You're going to bring those problems to yourself. She has a man that said, Joe. You're going to bring those problems to yourself. All right.

She has told you. She does. not care for you like that. She's brought other guys around, paid attention more to them. Stay, go. Like, you need, you need to walk away. Thank you. Like, after my next hair car, just.

Now. Now. Stop going to her. Don't go to her. And then if you want, give me, give me her number. Give me her number. Hold on the line. Give me her number. If you are listening to this and you are a barber and if you've cut someone that sounds a lot

like Jarado and you've taken your sweater off and he's been to your daughter's recital. Run. Surprise. Run. Stop. A client isn't worth it. No. A client, keeping this clientele is not worth it.

Jarlah's a good guy. You are feeding into, by not stopping it, and maybe you can't stop it. Maybe he didn't know. Maybe he thought he was in a full-on relationship with someone that didn't know. But now you know, it's not going to be good for you. It's not going to be good for you, and it's clearly not good for Heraldo. Cut it out. Oh, my God.

Oh, God. I concretto. Both of you guys. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Mese? Don't you know I'm local? Dodger started like everybody going back to work this past weekend, but some notable faces were missing.

And it might break some hearts. Ladies, I'm talking to you. Anthony Banda. Yes, I was. Anthony Banda is now going to be playing for the Minnesota. Twins. Minnesota. He has been traded.

Bye, bye. Thank God. Gone, gone. This was a site for sore eyes for the ladies that liked the Dodgers. They appreciated Banda. There was even an Anthony Banda look-a-like contest. True. Yeah, and all stem from Anthony Banda, I believe, taking his shirt off during the Dodgers

parade the first time they won a couple years ago. Well, not the first time in history, but their recent win. Yeah. Yeah, such a show off. Honestly, I am. I'm glad to go. Good written. Good written.

Bye, buddy. Yeah, don't be taking your shirt off like that. Now, now girls are only going to know one player, Kike. On the whole team. Kiki, Kike, Kike. Oh, they knew two. They only knew two. Kike and Banda.

But now it's just Kikeke is the last one left. That's true. N. N. D.E., name three players. Freeman. Ooh, because he's from Kahn Valley. Kike. Hernandez.

One more, one more. Damn. You got it. Exactly. Damn. Right there. One of the best guys. One of the biggest players.

Give me one letter. Give me one letter. B. O. B. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. I don't know. Oh, Tony. Show her. Oh, you see. How do you say bets? No, she proved me 100% right.

Yes. Thank you, Angie. I appreciate it. All right. Some girls are there for the vibes. And they were there for the band. A banda is gone. He's going to Minnesota.

There's going to Minnesota. There's also Dodgers News. Former Dodger, Walker Bueller, has been traded from his other teams because he was on a couple teams after the Dodgers. He was on the Red Sox and then he went to, I forgot what team. He had won with us a couple years ago, and now he is on the Padres. He's not going to do anything but. No, you were all hype.

You were all high. Like, oh my God, we got Walker Bueller. I'm going to buy my jersey right now. Right now. Let's hope he makes the team. This team is going to be sad as ever this year. The Dodgers. The Padres.

I mean the Padres. Last year was a little bit of hope, but this year is like, no, I have no hope in my team. Oh, no way. Yeah, this is very terrible. The Machaca fool he's there still?

Machado is still there, yes. Machado is still there, yes. Machado was actually complimenting the Dodgers. Nice. He was playing their great team. Wow. Because they are. Yeah.

After hating on them for so long? I don't understand. What is this? But he was actually doing that just to throw a lot. a shot to his ownership. Yeah, because I love what they're doing. Every team should do it. Yeah.

Because how the Dodgers buy a lot of stuff. Defer payments and all that stuff. Titi, is he still there? Tatis. Tatis, yes. The other great player. Is he still there? Yes, he's still there.

Yes, he's still there. Huh? Takis. I still have the Tati jersey. Oh, Tati. Tats. All right. It's not about you.

Banda's gone. Bueller. Pied. The Padres. Oh, but Otani is still a Dodger. That's right. So is Beth and so is Freeman. Oh, thank you.

Yes, yes, yes. Muncie? Muncie? Yeah, we got Muncie. Will Smith? Will Smith? The fresh prince. Kirschildaba bye.

Yeah, he's not. You're not. You're named me players that actually did something in the Dodgers. Nobody cares about Bandha. He did nothing. Okay, what, like, position that he plays? Rojas. Oh, picture.

Okay. Rojas is still there. Yeah. See how they're all still there, and he's not? No. Okay. He was trash. Oh, great.

He was in trash. He's gone now. He's God now. That's all I'm saying. All right, Angie, Cheesemason. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie.

Okay. La Cardi. She confirmed her breakup with Stefan Diggs, you guys. So you know how there was rumors? They unfollowed each other during Super Bowl. When they asked her, like, do you have any words for Stefan? She just said, like, good look, fool? Yeah.

So actually, yesterday at one of her concerts, she confirmed it. But at the same. time, don't get it twisted because you can be talking smack about her baby daddy either. Listen. Let me say, just because I'm fucking with my baby daddy doesn't mean you get to talk about my baby daddy, dude. Hey. So she said it right before she started pretty and petty, right?

Which is the song for Bia. Yeah, it's a distibia. Mm-hmm. And this comes after actually Bia responded to a tweet from a fan saying, named Fibia's songs got and pointed to your head, right? So, Bia actually said, can you name someone with more baby mamas than receiving yards? I can, and I know that. Yeah, so she was talking about Stefan Dix, has hella baby mamas, including Cardi B,

and she's like, look, just because I'm not messing with him, don't mean you can talk about him. Okay. She's still befriending him. Yesterday was, she did this a couple nights ago. Yesterday, during yesterday's show, before, she was telling Bea, like, I'm in L.A. where you're at? She is with him. She is crazy. Does Bia even stay out here?

I believe she might if Cardi said that. Oh, true. They're always about location. Here's my location. Where you're at? Pull up. Pull up. It's like, yeah.

I met the Kioforo and where you're at, right? Yeah. I feel like she's getting back with him. For sure. For sure. That's what she said. Because I'm mad at him. Doesn't mean you can talk about him.

Oh, for sure. There's a stage right here. But she's showing him that she means business. He needs to get his act together. That's true. That's true. Carty's really killing it, by the way. At her shows, she has.

She has, she has a different, a lot of different outfit changes. But you really think she's going to get back with stuff for him? Yes. I'm just thinking, okay, maybe she's like setting up for him because that's her baby daddy. Nah. So it's up to it. Usually you don't. But it's like, they just broke up.

But if you're not going to get back with them, usually you don't. Usually you're like, yeah, I shouldn't know them better. But it's also Bia. So I'm like, you know, she's going to get back with him. All the girls at that concert are saying, screw their baby daddy. That's what the Cardi B concert because they're like they don't like their baby daddy. But they're going to go home to them. Yeah.

Which, I don't know. I don't think so. I hope not. But anyways, that's it for Cheeseman brought to you guys by your local Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on Par 106. If it's hip-hop, you know let these on there I go. Rep sheet. Let these set go.

Okay. Here's some little science for my bromancers over there in this whole world. According to science, many single guys do care about Valentine's Day a little. liars. You pretended like you didn't care this past weekend. Oh, this is a stupid holiday. And what do they do, Galentines? And everybody should be Valentine's Day. No, guys also are romantical in their own way. They've used, especially if they're single, they use this day as self-love, friendship, humor, or personal celebration. As is true, our guy Greg just told us, yeah, we went to the swap me with my cousin and said, we can do whatever we want, right?

We can't. We did. We had to use. You have beer. The Tierra together? To what? Oldies? That's right, Pierre. It's an increasing trend called the Broentines

and you're not alone, bro, because even Blueface tried to broentines it up with DDG. Check this up. No, I ain't got a lot. We ain't doing shit Valentine?

No, what we're doing, bro? You're going to be my Valentine's? Oh, my God. Hell no, man. It's a bro thing, bro. We can have a bromance, bro. Hmm. That's not a bromance.

That's all right. Romance. See, because if it were true that V-Day sucks, right, you would be happy because you're single. You don't have to celebrate it. But it seems like, because you don't have a girl that you have to please or make her happy. But it seems like guys are using this day to celebrate themselves too. Yeah, we were. We had little little tears too and everything.

Little tears came out too. It's just like drinking. Bro, has a bro time. We need that. I know. He's still sad about it. It's Tuesday, dog. Chill, chill.

These were all the fools like Greg and Blueface and DDG and Greg's cousin. I'm sure that you guys had time this week. Because you have to find something to do. You can't just stay home and think about her. A lot of people hit the booty club. I drove by on the way to my nice date with my nice girlfriend. That thing was popping. It was popping.

It was like 7 p.m. I'm like, bro, all the homies are just in there, like, trying to be like, you don't even need her, fool. You need her. You need candy. Yeah, this is where you want to be, fool. All right. Spending money on girls, I'll never give you the time of day. Never.

That's how you deal with it. Cudy fies. San me'd mon, move. San mei mon, mu. Buenos days, good morning, and Kogne Pachoy. Happy New Year. Happy Lunar New Year. Happy Chinese New Year.

It's all the Chinese homies out there. Hey, and big up to my dentist, Dr. Lee, over at Media Center, I cannot like a. encourage you to check her out enough. One, she's the number one, super good. But two, she also gave my signs a red envelope this weekend. So the elders give these to kids. And inside was literally a bunch of $2 bills.

Wow. Wow. Look at this, fresh $2. Bruh. I was like, Dr. Lee, you're amazing. Yes, it is the Lunar New Year. We are in the Fire Horse Year. Okay. Now, I want to tell you about this because even if you are not of the Chinese ethnicity, you can partake in this tradition.

You've seen red all around. I live by the Westfield San Anita Mall. And they have it super decked out. There's been festivals and events and all of that. And also the Chinese traditions are really, really cool, especially today. If you want to give yourself, maybe your start of the year, the American New Year, didn't go out so well. You had another try of things? Yeah. Yeah, Chinese New Year might be the thing for you, okay? But you got to listen to their instructions, okay? Because it is very important that you do none of these things if you want a prosperous year of the fire horse. Check this out. No sweeping or taking out the trash.

You're literally sweeping away your good fortune. Let the trash pile up for a day. It can wait. No negative words. No arguing, no complaining. If your family makes you upset, bite your tongue. In a toxic relationship, keep your distance. Just be positive on the stay.

It sets a tone for the rest of the year. Do not break dishes or objects. Breaking anything symbolizes breaking a fortune or family harmony. Do not wash her hair or do laundry. You're washing away your luck if you do so. Do not nap. It's a sign of laziness and bad luck for the whole year. No crying.

Stay composed. Even if you're emotional, hurts. Stay strong. Crying on New Year's brings a year of sadness. Oh, wow. Our Chinese home is really strong out here. They can't nap. They can't cry.

Yeah. Can't shower. Do not nap. At least today, do not nap. Do not shower. Do not throw out the trash. You're throwing away your luck and good fortune. If you break something today, it could also cause a break in your fortune and all of that.

Yeah. Take no shower. And you know how we do things? We do things like the travel or get suitcases and walk around the block or get the 12 graves. This is essentially their version. Yeah. I feel like I've done seven things wrong today. Already, right?

Yeah. I'm saying they're on a strict. They're on a strict regimen. I'm wearing the red hat, so that's good. But I already shower. Actually, it might not be, Vic. Wait. It might not be.

Because there's also, low-key, the Chinese homies are having a debate about. about this. Yeah. It's the year of the fire horse. That doesn't happen but every 60 years, okay? Because it's fire and horse,

the energies are really, already really strong. So some people are debating if you're adding that red to it. It's kind of just like you're setting yourself on fire this next year. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm telling you. So some, like I'm following a few influencers and some influencers are saying do not wear red because that's just going to tack on and it's going to make it super intense for you.

Wear more earthy tones, maybe like an earthy green or earthy brown or neutral. And then other ones are like, no, it's red. It's tradition. You got to stick to it. You know, I do have the red envelope. In China, they are using red in their decoration. So it's kind of like up in the air. Could you be jinxing yourself by wearing red or are you just following tradition?

Yeah. Wow. Okay, so I guess I'm over eight. You're like in the middle. You're like in the middle. You're like in the middle. Okay. I showered.

I definitely washed my hair. I throw out the trash. Like all these things that I'm like, I'm starting. the week, like in a positive note. Oh, you showered today. I did. Oh, yeah, you were all shower today. You messed up for a minute.

You watched away your luck. I hit the snooze. Oh, I think that's good. Okay. But if you nap right now, like if you were napping I ate 40 a.m. And that's a problem. No napes.

Go harder. Yeah, go hotter this year. Dude, I really did a lot of my research because I want to make sure the Asian homies got the representation, man. They did. You know? I'm just running one more time.

These are things that you could do. to help out your prosperity this year as it is the lunar new year okay no sweeping or taking out the trash you're literally sweeping away your good fortune let the trash pile up for a day it can wait no negative words no arguing no complaining if your family makes you upset bite your tongue in a toxic relationship keep your distance just be positive on this day it sets a tone for the rest of the year do not break dishes or objects breaking anything symbolizes breaking your fortune or family harmony do not wash her hair or do laundry you're washing away your luck if you do so do not nap it's a sign of laziness and bad luck for the whole year.

No crying. Stay composed. Even if you're emotional, hurts. Stay strong. Crying on New Year's brings a year of sadness. I'm telling you, they're strong. They can't do a lot today. So if you got a for-jicca, you can't even break it open? Yeah. To break things?

I think that's food. Yeah, that's not things. But like if you break a dish, you know what I'm saying? Or someone's heart? Oh. Don't do that, don't do that. All right, that was money moves. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers.

I'm Latifibank Mornings on Power 106. Let's get into Studious, ooh. Hello, studious. Look at this studious house food. Perritos, are you the class clown at work? No, it's my bad. My bad.

What happened? What happened? What? Hell of studious. What's nine plus teen? Turn your life? Look at this studious, fool. Perritos, being the class clown, now might backfire. And it might not be good at work.

What? Yes, don't ever force funny at work. If you drop jokes all the time. Victor. And they flop, Victor, people might think you're wild and now. Not winning. What? Crazy.

Funny is risky business. If you ain't careful jokes that miss can also make people think less of you. What do you mean? That's a career killer, not a career booster. According to research. Think like a comedian. Don't act like one. Instead of trying to be hilarious in every meeting, use that creative brain to think different.

Flip ideas. Look at stuff from a new angle. That's what really gets you noticed. What are you reading? Is this research or what's up? Are you just telling Vick off? I know. No, no, no.

Are you just reading Vick? Well, the article was like about three, you know, three chapters long. And I was like, so bottom line, it says, good jokes can help sometimes. Bad jokes can hurt you way more, but it does. So don't do it. I feel it. Stop it. Smart thinking or reclout chasing.

Okay, Vick. Wait, but what's the study? The study is that stop trying to be funny because if you are funny and it flops, then you look worse. You look like a clown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, to look like a clown? Like, to be funny. To flop?

Yeah, no, not to flop. To be funny is being funny. Yeah, concrete's got it. Not, but not being funny, it doesn't work. Why is everybody looking at me? This is the worst lunar new year ever. Be positive. Yeah, you have to say it positive.

Yeah, positive. Okay, give us one joke right now. This is what. This is your chance. One joke to redeem yourself today. Okay. So the study is saying that people that try to be funny at work, it often leads them other people's perception of them to go lower. Decreased.

What a lame. Yes. Versus people that actually. Because you do it to win people over. Yeah. Science is saying it's not working for you. It goes the other way. Science says stop it, Vic.

Science says stop trying to be funny if you're not funny. Because people might look at you a little different at work. Like, oh, look, there goes Vic. Straight flopping right now. He can't walk and he can't say jokes. Vic is rather than his house. right now. Thanks, y'all.

He's sweating. He's sweating. Victor, I'm sure you got something that hits. Like, what hits? Come on, man. Come on, man. What's that one joke you always tell that you know like it's going to hit?

Like, what's your Pepito Joker? What do you know? Oh, you're not-knock joke. Go. You have five minutes on stage. Come on, man. Just one. One little banger.

All you need is one joke. Yeah. All you need is to believe in yourself. Come on, man. 30 million. I'm just start turning into Humby right now. Everybody should just think positive and love themselves. Like that money at the Super Bowl halftime show.

All right, so you don't got it. I don't got it. Okay, remember that next time you want to say something, remember that you don't got it. Every time, yeah, I think it's being funny. You don't got a poem like Humby? He always says. Get your money up, not your funny up.

He says that. He says that. I stole that. Oh, that's what he's good at. He's really good at. He's really good at people's ideas, content, credit, all that. Great artist's deal. Don't be a class kind at work, Perritos.

It could backfire. All the stories. Don't be a class town if you're not. Hello, studious. Look at this studious house full. Vic, stick to what you're good at, brother. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

Playball. All right. Look, right before the start of the All-Star game, a story broke on Twitter that someone allegedly found Kevin Durant's new burner account. All right? There's an account name at Get Higher 77. that was DMing people things about Kevin Durant's opponents and even his teammates.

But there was like a lot of specific information. And this burner account liked and disliked all the same people that Kevin Durant does. Now Kevin Durant has admitted he has burner accounts, that he likes to have burner accounts to say what he really feels to joke to troll. So he's admitted in the past already, he has them. Yeah, he's been caught with it before. And he's also just said like, okay, like it back then it was more. so to defend himself. Okay.

He was defending himself. People were calling him out. He would snap back. Yeah, he was weak for joining the Warriors, all this stuff, right? Now he's actually been called out because he's talking trash about his teammates, all right? One current one is Rocket's teammate Jabari Smith. He called him the R word and said he can't shoot. And then this account also called Russell Westbrook a triple double cocaine bear.

This is the Twitter account. This is the Twitter account. So it's private. People cannot read what is on the actual account, but people have been screenshoting quote unquote messages from him or reportedly allegedly. And some of these messages are saying those things. And they actually had nice things to say about other players

and players that he actually likes in real life. That's what makes it kind of suspicious. He had nice things to say about Kyrie Irving. Also, Ben Simmons. He said he was nice. He played with him before. Oh, I get you. That's why it's like leading people to think it is KD.

Because he's really homies. with these people in real life and says nice things. The people he don't mess with in real life, he's also saying mean things about in the burner. So it's kind of going hand in hand. Exactly. He complimented James Hardin. He said he plays hard.

You know, he's a good player. Also, Devin Booker caught some smoke, which, you know, we talked about Devin earlier. He said that when the sons, when he was on the Suns, anytime that they would win, it was Devin Booker's team. When they would lose, it was Kevin Durant's team. And he hated that. Oh, he hated that. And he since moved on.

His burner said that? Yeah. Oh, that's what I'm saying. It aligns with the people who likes and doesn't. I don't get just how anytime. Yeah. Anytime the sun's win, it's for Devon. And every time the son's lose, Katie.

Yes, exactly. It was very specific to, like, you know, his own feelings and how people feel. And it's like the proof isn't putting. He got traded from the sons. He asked for a trade. Now he's on the, now he's on the rockets. Victor, is this corny behavior to you? Yeah, because I mean, I think.

The burner part. Yeah, because, you know what? He's very outspoken. Like, he, like, on his regular. Twitter, he kind of like says some outlandish things that's like, wow, like he's a professional athlete. And one of the biggest ones at that. So he should say all these things with his chest and just be a true villain. But didn't we catch Vic doing that on the Brombe page?

Oh. What? What? It's the lunar year, dog. It's coming now. Every time the ratings are up, it's let these fall. But every time the ratings are down in, it's big's fall. This damn fire horse year needs to end.

Every time the homie hop back doesn't call in. It's Vicksful. You have a burner account? No. He uses Brown Bag's account as the Burger account. So if Brownback has ever snapped back at you, it's big. That's not true. He's like Big has the best hip-hop blog ever.

It's not true. I just use it to boost my views. I have it on the loop. Common fire moj is that's it. That's the extent of it, right? Nothing bad. Do you think this is corny behavior? Yeah, he's 37 years old doing this.

Really? I'm 33. Okay, it's not against you. Oh, you're talking about Kevin. Durant. Oh, my bad. Yeah. You think it's corny behavior?

Yes, 100%. You know who he's best friends with? Who? You man. Drake just have a burner account, though. And guess what the photo is? An owl. Oh my God.

And guess who he's also talked smack about? Kenrick on his birthday. But I'm glad you agree it's corny. Yeah. Because I agree it's corny. That is corny. But I wanted you to agree it's corny before you started standing up for you. And it aligns with all the people that KV likes and doesn't like.

Yeah. And that too. Yeah. Exactly. You are who your friends are. You don't get a burner At this point I feel like everybody has Finstas

Or like a business account You don't just have your account on there Everyone just has one account Oh yeah My hat page I just have two What? So that's not one

Wait where's the other one? Yeah what's the other one? Brought bag Yeah No no No I need a podcast You know

Yeah this podcast Right now I have about five pages Yeah Yeah yeah What do you use To see someone That probably has you plucked Yeah

Yeah Wow. It's a regular thing. Yeah. It's regular. My picture is Mr. Caponi, so they'll never know his V. Oh, they'll never know. No way.

They'll never get. Mr. Caponi. That's right. Okay. Thanks, Big. Yeah, no problem. Stop with the burner. Happy Lunar New Year.

I'm Brombeam Mornings 106. Okay. I'll stop next, next Lunar New Year. Okay. All right. All right. We are two and a half weeks away from the L.A. Marathon, you guys.

Already? Yeah. Umberto, are you excited? Umberto is part of Marathon Run Club and he's running the Marathon, right? Oh, yeah, I'm definitely excited. We've been training for a long time, so. How long you've been training? Like a year, almost.

Almost a year, yeah. Oh my God. Sound more happy to do it. Come on. Okay, he's ready to do it. So excited, guys. I know. They're out of there.

Right. No, no, no. Truly, like, I'm excited, like, for everything that goes on because, like, I've never done one before, but I'm excited to experience it, like, from everything that everybody's been telling me. Like, like, they change. cheer you on like they like give you food a bunch of stuff like there's alcohol i don't know so it just sounds like a good time you know on top of like what are you already doing afterwards no during no during to help you do i'm waiting for those people if you see me stumbling in the l a marathon please hand

me a shot uh he's really excited do you see how long he's been training for yeah a year i've been training for like one month and it's two and a half weeks away i am so afraid i'm very afraid you got it no you got but i something that i do have like in my favor is this past weekend there was a 5K at Venice Beach. Okay. With Marathon Run Club and 714, or 741, excuse me. That is the model that Jalen Brown from the Celtics, no? Jalen Brown, he goes off of.

Jalen Brown was here for the All-Star game, and he's one of the best. I asked you guys, hey, you guys know Jailene Brown, and you're like top 10. Top 10 NBA player, period, right? And he's out here, and I kept pace with him. What? It was for like a half a mile, but I kept pace with him so much so that I try. I tried to interview him. No.

I was trying my best. Because he was on stream. And I was like, this is my moment. I'm just doing here or whatever. And it was like a marathon run club collapse. So I'm like, let me just ask him about Nipsey. My favorite Nipsey. I'm prolific.

So gifted. I'm the type to go and go get it. No kidding. Okay. And then I was like, oh, you got catch up. I'll catch up. Did you hear it? Yeah.

What's your very Nipsey's home? No, in between breaths. Look, look, look, look. Look. Yeah, what's your favorite nipsy back? My favorite nifty Cutie guy He was awesome

He still answered He still answered His favorite Nipsey song is this one Victory Lab I'm prolific So gifted I'm the type that's

Go go get it No kidding That made me Have a lot of motivation Yeah And then I saw my husband Lapting me With the stroller

And my 8 year old lapped me And I was like All right I'm gonna suck at this You got it You got it Just take cold shots before

Take shots during You can walk. Always remember that. No, no. That is. The finish line's always going to be there, Lettie. No, they actually cut off to a certain amount of time. They actually start picking up the phone down.

This is Santa Monica. We got to get people to come through. But I'll try. But I'll try. By the way, we're fundraising in order to run. I have met my fundraising goal. So thank you to everybody that donated. Our guy, Umberto, would need some help, right?

Yeah. So. We'll have fundraised, fundraise. If y'all got some time, my donation, like, is on. on my Instagram. If you got some money. Send it to me like a month ago.

I was sent it to me shy, shy guys. I'm like, you have to fundraise $650 or else you have to pay it. Oh, damn. What? How much have you fundraised? And the last time I checked, that got $150.

Okay, $150. You do not have the right. Yes. So if you have like five extra bucks, throw it this guy's way if you want a fundraise. Say the link outside. Okay. I mean, like right now,

H-T-T-E-S. What is it? Yeah, I think it, man. All this is Marathon, dog. Running makes you hungry. Yeah, and so perfect today. Because it's Chinese New Year. We're eating habachi today.

We need to hit Alberto's go. That's Japanese, dog. What? Oh, dude, wrong Asian food. My bad. Well, shout out of my boy, go to Habachi. He's still bringing. He's still bringing.

It's a Latino that mixed. When was the last time you seen the actual Chinese person at Panda Express cooking, I'll never. There's the homies back there. You got to double check. But Kahn is like, y'all, we're going to celebrate Chinese New Year with some habachi.

With some habachi. Let's go. Show support. Okay. Marathon. We're talking about the marathon. I'm running the marathon. Because I'm hungry.

All this marathon talk got me hungry. It's always about him. That's why. You know, it's about someone else. I don't run. I don't run. Yeah, but let us have the stage. You guys not going to run either.

Let this is running. We guys are not going to run either. Umberto has a really good pace. I know, uh, 8.23. Wow. What? Yeah. What does that mean?

Eight minutes and a mile? Yeah. I believe in you, Lette. You have a new garment watch on. You're ready to. I'm doing, I'm doing my thing. You're taking the whole thing serious. I'm doing my thing.

What's your time right now? 11. That's really good. That's really good. I'm trying my best. See us at the marathon. If you're there, if you want to make a poster, I would really appreciate it.

Because otherwise, I have. no motivation, like my coworker concrete, saying that I'm not going to run. 11 times 26. And that he'd rather talk about food than talk about my motivation. That's 11 times 20. That's, 126. You guys are counting how long if you take me? Just know, that's my best smile.

That does not mean that I'm going to run all of that. That's me not stopping. That's me trying to keep up with Jalen Brown at the 5K. Give her takes you'll be done on Tuesday. 286 minutes. It starts at 6. 6. 60?

Oh, man. Oh, my, no way. We had 60 minutes. An hour. Incredible radio. We're trying to do the math. Four hours. That's what I said.

I said four hours. It's so easy to just Google. If I have 11. 26 mile pace in how long will I finish the marathon? 4.7 hours. You say 4.7 hours? 447 hours. It says it's thinking.

I'm faster than the computer. No, you're not. It's just our Wi-Fi gets really bad. Okay. Jesus Christ, started showing me algebra. Oh, damn. It says four hours, ten seconds. Wow.

Okay. Four hours, 55 minutes, ten seconds. Four point seven. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Con is smarter than the computer. I'm actually bigger that numbers.

Okay, what's the square rule of 69? Me and my girl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha