Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 665 (Full Episode) Proposing to the FBI 👮‍♀️ + The $150 IKEA Monkey Plushie... | Brown Bag Mornings (02/23/26)

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

The crew navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Leo, a man with "no game" trying to surprise his "FBI" girlfriend with a proposal despite her tracking his every move since he drunk-texted his boss's daughter. The "studious fools" also dive into the viral heartbreak of Punch the monkey in Japan and the skyrocketing resale price of his only friend: an IKEA orangutan plushie. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤗]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any roundbag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esed? Don't you know I'm local? You're probably one of the richest schools ever and just even driving by you're like, wow, everything's so rich over here. But you cannot always get your way. UCLA tried to get out of its contract with the Rose Bowl because that's where they would host the UCLA games. They wanted something closer, maybe some sofa action, maybe something. But no, no, no, no, a contract is a contract.

And they have to stay in the Rose Bowl. And hate their drives to and from and parking and all of that, just like everyone else. That goes to the Rose Bowl for concerts. You have to be stuck on top of the hill forever. Yeah, going to the Rose Bowl, I get why. I get it. Then you see all these new venues that have open laws and it's just super easy and vibey. No, no, no.

It's... Well, yeah, geographically makes a lot of... lot more sense. Like, Inglewood is definitely closer on the west side. If UCLA had moved to Sofi. Yeah, exactly. But, like, it's like one of those things of, like, they saw a shiny new toy. It's like, ooh, ooh, I want to go there.

I want that. And then it's like, bro, you sign the long contract. Yeah. No, and if you work the event, it's even worse, that make you park at Dodger Stadium and walk over there. I don't know. I got to open that worst. I was like, oh, my God.

It's the worst. Oh, my God. You park at the end of the golf course. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Oh, the end. Basically, like, by the 210.

Good. We got to do a 5K to get to work in a while. You do. It's really long. UCLA moved its home games to the Rose Bowl in 1982. So keep in mind, that was before a lot of the new venues that we have and all of that. 130 years? No, 19882.

I just say 1882. Damn. 130 years ago, that's crazy. Doing the math. Yes, but they have to stay now. And I know you tried. You tried it. But the Rose Bowl is still iconic.

We're all going to make that trick. It's still fun. Money Tucks, though. I mean, I'm sure they can. buy their way out of it. No, they try. They try by the way out of it? They try to do everything to get out of it.

But you know what it is? I think UCLA, sadly, like, it doesn't have the attendance. So even if SoFi wanted to do something, it's like still, they're still taking a risk. I don't know. I wouldn't say that. I don't know if they. They don't. You're the sports.

No. They don't have the attendance. Like USC does. Yeah, they're a football school. Yeah. UCLA doesn't. But I think they were trying to make the case like, well, if we were a sofa, more people would come. And I hope they would, you know, but.

Okay. And I have to check because I'm not a strength that my son goes to UCLA, I'm like, I'm on UCLA fair. UCLA's a basketball brand. Oh yeah, you're right, you're right. What his face went there? Triple G, no?

Great film school, too. Triple J, Westbrook, yeah. A bunch of good players. All right, well, yeah. Rose Bowl, it is. Rose Bowl it is. I'm trying to go away from so far, okay? A contract is contract.

Let's get into some Cheeseman with Angelica. Zool, come here? Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. Okay. All right, let's talk about Clay Thompson and Megan Estelle. Oh, yes. They've been dating since July of last year, and they seem really happy.

Yes. Like Megan's birthday just passed, right? And actually, Blake gave her a Bentley for her birthday. Not Blake. Sorry, not Blake. Blake Griffin gave her a Bentley for her birthday. That's the real cheese man right there, guys. Did he jump over it?

She's cheating. She's not. Any chills? Clay, Clay, gave her a Bentley for her birthday. Drake GayRubney verb Whatever rhymes With Blake No and then apparently

No with Clay Thompson Yes they're dating They're happy Yes they are They are super happy But apparently after her birthday These rumors started saying like Oh my God they broke up

Clay and Thompson are I mean Clay and Megan are not a thing anymore Wrap it up Wrap it up All right Wrap it up. There's been rumors that supposedly they broke up because they're not following each other, which is all fake, you guys.

Do not believe those headlines. DeBunk it, Angie, debunk it. Why? Because they never actually followed each other to begin with. So stop saying those. That's weird, huh? That's very weird. Well, maybe they wanted to be private since, I don't know.

I think initially when you're starting to talk to someone and you're like, I don't know, we don't want the world to know yet, that's what they went through. And then they just announced it, but maybe they never went to follow each other, which again is weird because they both. posted and they True. Yeah, I don't know. Seven months in you buy them a Bentley. It's like, no, it's an arm.

But not following each other. That's where they draw the line. Well, they still have pictures of themselves, like, of each other on their Instagram. And actually, Megan did see, like, this rumor going around. And she went on her TikTok life and, like, made a subtle debunk, listen. I feel like, I don't know what's going on.

They say boyfriend wait. They say Clayweight. All you do is feed me. She's still happy with him. Yeah. She's saying she got boyfriend way because of Clay because all they do is eat. And she looks good. She does.

She didn't gain any extra balance. I don't think so either. But I think that was her way of saying like we're still together. Stop it with those dumb rumors. Okay, because check this out. Previously, like, Cuevo had gifted sweetie, a really nice car. The same one. It's the same one.

Same color. So I was like, oh, my gosh, does that car the jinx? It's the same cars. But because then people were like, they unfollow each other. It was just her birthday. He had just given her a car. You know? Yeah.

That Bentley is the grim reaper of relationships. That is. It's your good buy gift. It's the Tiffany blue one. So she got the same as that car. Why are you so invested in that car? I don't know. I feel like, is this like on sale or something?

Like, I'm going to go buy one. Let's check to me. Didn't someone else buy the one that Cuevo had gotten sweetie or something? I think Drake bought it back. Drake. Yeah. And then now Blake has it. Blake gave it to him.

Yeah. All right. That's it for Chiseman. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Morning. I'm part of 106. All right, y'all are going to have to do some intro for me because I can't find it. Box.

Buc. Buc. Buc. Come on, Rocky. Come on, Rocky. What? What? He is a new world champion and he's really excited about it.

Big up to this guy, man. Let's see. Oh, no, that's not going to work either. Okay, that's my. So a champion of the world. Let me play one more time. Ryan Garcia is about to be. Come the WBC

Walterweight champion of the world. Here's Ryan. Finally to be a world champion. This is something I've been dreaming of since I was seven years old. This is the most richest history of bout you could get. 147 Walterweight champion,

WBC champion of the world. That's legendary. Osir held that belt. Floyd's held that bout. Everybody's held that bout. And now Ryan Garcia is holding that bout. Honestly, this feels like a dream come true. And I couldn't be more happy and blessed right now.

He's right. He's right. That, that, uh, excuse me, that belt, that world championship belt has been worn by some of the greatest, including, like he said, Mayweather, Pacquiao, Sugar Ray Leonard, Oscar de la Oia, Errol Spence, Terrence, Crawford, Sean Porter, Danny Garcia. So many. Oh, yeah. That have held the same WBC, welterweight belt, and Ryan Garcia is right there. Wow. Well deserved. It was a good fight. Well, deserve. It was a really good fight.

We were there in the audience. It was really cool to see Ryan Garcia kind of defeat all of the odds and expectations that were, I guess, low on him or just not understanding, I guess, what he's been through. And you know what? I kept thinking. I'm like, dang, this movie is going to be crazy. Yeah. The kid that was the TikTok or the social media star that grew up in Victorville. I saw a lot of people rep in Victorville, very proud of this guy.

The Ville. Yeah. The what? The Ville. I don't know. I don't know. Count down, Jekyll. The Victor.

The Victor. No, no, no, but reping that area. For sure. You know, him come up and come out, going through the demons that he's gone through. He was really fighting demons. Wow, y'all say it. This whole was really fighting.

He was sparring demons every day. And he said it, too. Yeah, he was very transparent at the press conference about it. Like, you know how he lost his mind? And I was like, that's cool that he actually acknowledges this. Because it could be a kid out there that's going through this or even adults. And to be able to express it, admit it, and come forward with it and say, hey, I was able to get over it.

That's amazing, you know? Yeah. Most people don't get over it. Most people stay in that spot. Because they don't accept it and they're not open about it, you know? And so obviously, you know, him training and, you know, this fight was like a great accomplishment for him. It is. So big up for him, dude.

Yeah, and I hope things go well. You know, again, we've seen this kid grow up in front of us, especially if you love boxing or if you're on social media because he kind of hit both worlds. Yeah. And to see the turnaround, it seems like something really, like really, really important. Especially like, my kids love Ryan Garcia. Yeah. Yeah. My eight-year-old's like Ryan, it's a Ryan fight.

they're excited about boxing because of this kid, you know? Yeah. As long as he keeps his head on straight, he could really be like the future of boxing. Which is also we don't know if that will happen. But we don't know if there will be another twist or another turn to this. Very young guy. I was proud of Ryan Garcia because he stood up and fought for all the Nosobos.

I was like, this is my boxer right here. Okay, I hope you know that like big a guitar guy, Barrios. Yeah, shout out to him, man. Still reps. Yes. But I think he's also a Nosabo. Both of them were Nosobos? Yeah, I don't think he.

Yeah. What you're saying Nosabo is like, you can't. I remember speak Spanish to Guel, right? Yeah. Yeah, I believe that Mario Barrios is similar. Wow, this is a way better fight now. Oh, my God, man. You're trying to make him the Benavides'

Zordo fight. Excuse me. That's a different fight. Benevides is the one that's saying, I'm a nosavo, and then surdo saying I'm pure Mexican. I'm for the no Sabo. But Barrios never said that.

Barrios never made it a no Sabo fight, bro. True. It's a Zabobo fight. And they're both winners in my mind now. They're both at the top. They both rep you? Sometimes quiet. Sometimes be quiet.

Okay. Yeah, but big a big of. to Ryan Garcia. We look forward to, I guess, seeing what's about to happen with this guy. And he seems like he's handling it really well. Yes. It seems this, though. Devin Haney wants a part of it now. Oh, yeah. They said the part two might be coming up very quickly.

All right. Big up to our guys. And let's get into some peddious. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest.

Pretty. Petty. I'm telling you, we got to add 50 cent into this. Oh, 50, oh, 50. Okay, so we've been seeing this drama play out. Another section of 50 cents drama is with T.I. None other than the King of the South, T.I. And it all has to center around this versus battle that T.I started talking about.

And then 50 Cent came out and they were just kind of going at each other. Right? They already previously didn't love each other. Yeah. But now things have gotten into, oh, my gosh, you're throwing jabs at people in my life. You should not be. And things are going to where you are cross. crossing the line.

Who crossed it harder? You guys tell me. I'm going to show you. So first of all, T.I went and said, look, this is what's weird about 50 cent. Behind closed doors, we talked about doing a versus with each other. And he was all for it. We're going to celebrate each other's catalog. So I started talking about it.

I started bringing it up. And then 50 started attacking me for doing that. He's like, so I don't know this guy's character. Like, now I do not trust him. Right? To which 50 cent posted a photo of T.I's wife, tiny on stage and she doesn't look at the most flattering. Okay?

It's like her skirt kind of being blown up, like proportions of her dairy air and her legs not looking too great. And he said, keep my name out of your mouth essentially. So T.I. hasn't said anything, but their son King has said something. And he went at 50 cents mother who is no longer with us. I want to say something about my mama. Your mama, dad is go dig up. Damn.

And I post a picture of my mom. Where's yours at? That's messed up. It's getting to the territory of the things that you were supposedly, like the rules of who not to touch and things are happening. It gets dangerous. You know, it gets like that scene in white chicks. You want to talk about mothers. You know what I'm saying?

It's mother time. Once somebody brings it up, then it's like no hold barred. You know what I'm saying? Because that's like a sacred person to everybody. It is. You're right. But it's like T. son shouldn't have gotten involved.

Like I get it. He's defending his mom and stuff like that. But it's like, dude, like that's their stuff. Like, that's a grown-up. Grown folk business? Yes. They're going to handle it. Yeah, well, eventually. I mean, he's an adult.

I see the, yeah, he is an adult. And he is also, after else, King is on his own. Yeah. Right? But I guess understanding how much of it is dad's responsibility to be like, hey, I know this is something I'm kind of partaking in. Yeah. I have agreed to be in this spit.

Spat with 50. With 50. King doesn't seem like he follows directions though. Like he seems like he's just kind of always doing his own thing. Seemingly. I don't know. And then 50 Cent just posted a photo of that crying frog like a frog. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I feel like he doesn't even want to like go fully on him. No. He will. He will. He will. He hasn't spared sons. Did he son?

Got it? He goes harder on the parents though. 50 Cent's own son has been with him. Oh, yeah. He doesn't. Respect your kid? It's just going to be a lot. Yeah, he doesn't care.

It's going to be a lot, so please get ready. All right, let's get into some scrolling with my friend. Scrolling with all these. There's this sad monkey out there that has no friends. And maybe one of those could be his friend. Punch the monkey, located in Ichikawa, City, Sioux in Japan. He's going viral because he wasn't accepted by other monkeys in his encounter. and it's a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad video.

You can see it on Brown by Morning's 106 right now. He's just trying to make a friend. He goes up to the other monkeys, and they attack him, and it sounds terrible. You got to listen to how this video sounds of Punch trying to make a friend. That's punch. That's Punch. You hear the devastation.

Yes. Punch just crying because the other monkeys are bullying him the whole time. And these are adult monkeys. And these are adult monkeys. And he's trying to make a friend because he has nobody. His mother abandoned him when he was a baby. No. Really?

Yes. They're saying because it's possibly he was the first litter. So the mother didn't want nothing to do with him. Yes. So the mother just abandoned him and he has nobody but a plushy from IKEA. That's now $150 by the way. Yeah. That used to be $20.

But IKEA sold out on this plushy. I tried buying it. You tried buying it. Really? Wow. It's $150. Well, it's going for $150 now. Yeah, for resale.

But this monkey's sad. Leti, I think he needs a friend. Punch. Okay, Greg, you're so weird. Why are you talking like that? I'm not sure. All right. Yeah, this kid, this monkey's going viral everywhere.

The music are crazy. Concord just showed us someone dressed up in a monkey zoo. Like, I'm going to Japan to be his new mom in the zoo, right? Yeah. This kid, and then the zoo actually made a statement about that one, the one video that's going viral that you just played. And they said it was something like they were giving him some type of discipline. And that's why he saw that happened. Because everyone's kind of going at the zoo.

Like, why aren't you guys doing anything about this? There's different videos. There's other videos where he's being accepted. There's videos where he's being chased away or pushed away. Everybody's really invested. Oh, my God. The one that got into my little carousan is that orangutan that he has. It's a stuff orangutan.

He tries to make it hug him. Oh, my God. He tries to make it hug him. It's the cutest thing in the world. Yeah. He's just like us. That's crazy. I always think about, like, you know how like Harambe went viral?

Yeah. punch. Like, what are the monkeys know they're viral? Like, or like, any type of you do animals. You know what I'm saying? Remember that panda? That panda was super viral. Like, I was like, do they know they're super world famous? Of course he does. Well, they see more people.

They see more people and the people are focused on them. Yeah. Oh my gosh, there's one where the person that's, the zookeeper goes to feed them and he's like so, that's his person. So he climbs up on the zookeeper and like he just doesn't want to let him go. The zookeeper

even puts food on the orangutan to like, hey, get off me. And he's like, no, I want to stay with you. That's so sad. They're saying he's finally been accepted by the other monkeys that he's getting groomed. He's getting groomed, playfully poking at others, getting scolded, and like having just all the type of normal experiences now that a monkey should have. No, bro. That food is famous. Yeah.

They want to be his friend. Viral. Viral. We're all on like, like, when our kids were in child care, there was like a, there's a stream we could watch it. We're all on that stream now. Like, you better treat him right. Yeah. You better treat him right.

the other monkeys are ops right now. I know. He's going to have a Netflix special in no time. Oh, for sure. Oh, my God. National Geographic Tapin. That too. Oh, yeah, 100%. I'm going into some weather with Concretto. And now, the weather. Oh, hell my dog. With concrete storm. Peritos going down for the weather Monday, February

23rd. First, we are back in the city of Marina del Rey. I except all weekend with carita de wade. Oh, 74, 50. Oh, yeah, yeah, bien perio, you don't talk to the weekend. He sounds 70. What? You sound like the 11. I was shot to the drunk boys and no me salio.

Yeah, you sound like old. Next, we battled away to the city of Roland Heights. Shout us to Ryan and Mario who fought this weekend like Roman nights. 81 and 50. Now we take the Michelad to the city of La Sierra. Greg Love, Santa Fe Springs, and dancing to Tierra. 79 and 48 degrees. Lastly, we take our sweaters off in the city of North Shore, even though this morning I felt like I lived in the North Pole.

79 and 58 Perritos. It's going to be pretty hot today. It's going to be nice and warm cold at night. So keep your sweaters. It's going to be warm. It's hot today, but warm at night. It's going to be warm. Yeah, 74, 80 during the day, 79 during the day as well.

58, 48, 48, and 50 at night. It's going to be warm during the day, cold at night. Any questions on how that works, guys? I'm a little scared of there. Okay. It's a 30 degree different, so it's pretty significant. And then you'll be giving weather at, like, places that are three hours away, so I don't know what the weather. Because they listen to us three hours away.

But I don't know what the weather is. Like literally, looking at you, I don't know what the weather is. Well, I usually like to do something that's really close, like Marina del Rey. So if it's going to be 74 a minute der Rae, more than likely it's going to be around the same facility. By the beach. We're not by the beach. Dude, we're not like miles away, dog. You're like 15 miles away from the beach.

It's not going to be that crazy, dog. Don't study his weather. Yeah, don't study. my weather, phone. Okay, thanks. Thanks, God. And nobody likes monkeys. Yeah.

I'll punch you. Nobody likes Rambay or punch. Not even his own mother. That's so neat. You're going to be 74-50. Roland Heights, 81 and 50. Las Sierra 79 and 48. And North Shore 79 and 58.

It's been your boy Concrete for Balbaugh morning. It's a proud of 106. So wild. You're a wild guy. All right. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. Leo, needs our help. Leo, Leo hit us up and said, hey, brownback. My name is Leo, and I need help because I'm about to propose to my girl on March 12th after six years together, and I'm nervous. He said, I got the ring hidden and everything planned, but here's my problem.

My girl is basically the FBI. She has access to the house cameras, my phone location, and my truck app, so she knows where I am at all times. If I'm at Target too long, she's already texting asking questions. She stopped fully trusting me all because one day I drank too much and texted my boss's daughter, you up? Question mark. So now everything is suspicious. I want her completely shocked when I'm.

propose not investigating me like I'm hiding something can anyone out there give me tips on how to distract my girl so I can surprise her for the engagement I oh okay to me it's just like why do you even have the boss's daughter's phone number to begin. First of all that was crazy. Yeah crazy thing to add to a proposal message. Yeah it's 4 p.m. Yeah no that's that's that's that's wild. But yeah of course It's obviously like the trust is going to be a little, you know, different. Wonky after that. Yeah.

I would say buying iPad, put the location on the iPad. She can't track you. Why are you telling him how to be more sneaky? More sketchy? I think he's trying to turn that. It's the opposite that he needs. I mean, it's a solution. And then give her the iPad after.

Here you go. I don't know. That's a gift. It's more sneaky. That's more sneaky. He's just trying to get around. He's trying to do it. He's trying to get around.

I want her to the backstory From the boss's daughter Yeah, me too Like what's the backstory How do you have her number? Yes When was this? Were you dating her?

Do you still love her? You only want to get proposed Because you got in trouble Yes Right Those are the real questions Any of the info? No

Oh, okay Well Can we talk to him? Of course What's his name? Leo Leo Leo

Leo I'm looking at you weird right now. Leo, you up? No, I'm up. Explain yourself, Leo. What happened with the boss's daughter? A long time ago. Maybe like a year, three years ago.

A year or three years ago. A year or three years ago. But definitely not too. Yeah, this happened on Monday or Saturday. It's been a while since that happened. But I think that's where the whole trust. All right. How long have you guys been together?

We've been together for six. Six years. And then what happened about one to three years ago? So I was working at an in the lake from Palm Springs. And the company I was working with the daughter was actually in charge of payroll. So we had her number in case of anything that went wrong with the. I'm going to tell you right now, I don't have our guy Mitchell's number that had payroll here.

Do you even have his email? I don't have to go through our producer or I want to talk to him. It might be a smaller company. Okay. It's a smaller company. Okay. But yeah, I guess too many drinks. Something led to something else and I sent that message.

What led to something else? There was no problem with the payroll. Were you in Palm Springs or L.A. at the time when you returned? I was in Palm Springs. You were in Palm Springs. And the boss's daughter was in L. Is she pretty? Well, you have her number.

You get it with the E? It was just the same of the moment. Okay, so in the moment, she was pretty to you. When there's too many drinks in there, I think anything's pretty. Out of all people. Yeah, you shouldn't propose. He's like, hey, something's missing on my check. What's that?

Your heart. So tell me how your girl saw it. What happens? you were out with your boys, right? Yeah, I was out with the guys. And then, while I came home, I got into my pajamas and fell asleep. And then my girl went through my phone and she saw the text message. Did the bus's daughter reply?

No. Wow. That's worse. That's worse. That's even worse. Your girl's like, no game. No, cool. That's the worst.

When you're trying to cheat and it doesn't. And they don't want. How come they don't want me, man? You can't even cheat correctly, my boy. Wait, you don't work there anymore? And she don't. No, I don't work anywhere. Okay.

All right. So your girl takes you back, but now she's suspicious of everything. Because how did you explain it to her? Did you explain it that when you're drunk, everyone's hot? You didn't explain that to her, huh? No. I honestly just admitted to her that, I don't know. I just texted her and I was like

I really don't know why I did it but I did it and then yeah from there You didn't you didn't You did it so and she saw it So there's really nothing else you gave besides Yeah I did it That was good

But I don't know why I mean other than owning up to it I mean there's not much that I can do Like in that moment at least Other than just over time I was like you know what I'm going to prove it to you That I'm better than this Is your girl a smokeshow?

Oh, of course. Are you drunk when you see? What made you want to propose? What made me want to propose? I don't even know if there's enough time to explain why. Try it. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, we have a long time. Other than her being there for me, like, in everything, bad situations, good situations. the way she handles me she puts me in my place when I'm in the wrong when I'm in the right you know it's just sort of a balance

that we have that it's good and I like what she has to offer her lifeful everything and it's just she's just perfect to be honest she was there for me she consoled me when I got turned down by my

boss's daughter it's okay that was so crazy it does That's insanity, brother. And then my question is, how many times do you get turned like that? As of recently, not anymore. Okay.

So, like, when? When did it stop? Probably the same time that happened. Okay. Oh, that was a one. That was the end. One to three years ago. Yeah, one or three.

And then also, before that you text her, were you texting other girls? Did you do something similar? Because you said when you're drunk, everybody, but he's hot. So it makes me believe, because you've been with your girl for six years, and that's your train of thoughts. I'm wondering if you've done it previously. Well, the first three years were a little struggle for both of us. We were both kind of doing stuff. Okay. So then we sat down one day and we kind of talked about where we were going to go from there. And we both decided to make it work after all of those incidents.

So I feel like that's also another reason where like if we can go through that, then I'm being good now. And I feel like eventually if anything else were to happen, it's probably wouldn't be that. It'd be something else. So you mentioned to us that she's like an FBI detective. Like basically she doesn't really, she wants to know where you're at at all times and all of that. It's not really something that you appreciate because that's how you even got to telling us about the girl that you text you. too. So she's going to be like that. I don't know that there's something that because you change. You personally change with something like that gets done to you, you know? So are you ready to deal with

that for the rest of your life? Yeah. I mean, I feel like if it gives her closure, it gives her comfort to know what I'm doing, how, where I'm at, you know, and stuff like that. And I don't really mind. Okay. I mean, now she goes through my phone. She grabs my phone. I don't care. My location, yeah, I tell her, oh, I'll be here. and then she checks, kind of just to tell me, like, oh, how long are you going to take, this and that. But it's just mostly just to know where I'm at, to know, like, if I'm safe or not at this point. Got it. So now that those things are in place, you're trying to propose to her.

Yeah. Okay. You don't have any kids? No, no kids. Just the dogs. Just the dogs. All right. So March 12th is the day.

Is there a reason why March 12th? Our anniversary lands on the 12th. Okay. And then March only because I don't want any other buddy's special day, like, birthdays, holidays or anything like that to get in the way. So March Saturday, sort of like that holiday. Okay. But so March 12th is your anniversary like every 12th of every month or on March 12th is your anniversary? No, on August 12th is our anniversary.

You just said March. No, no. He's doing the, he's going month anniversaries. Yeah. The 12th of every month is their anniversary. anniversary and he's choosing March because it doesn't land on somebody's birthday. But it's not. But it's a 12th.

It's a 12th. Yeah, when you do back, you do anything. It's the 12th. I get it. All right. All right. You on, where is she at? Where are you from?

I'm from Palm Springs. Where is she at? She's at work right now. Where is she? Like, where in the world is she at? In the world in Palm Springs. Yeah. Okay.

Both of you. Okay. So you said that you want to surprise her. You said that you don't want her to like find out where you're at. The planning part. part of it is kind of like the part that's getting you pretty messed up because it's like dude nothing i can do really will go uh under like under the radar because she's just on it right yeah i think she i think she even knows i think i might have bought the ring already so

give me her number what propose to her right now on the radio yes if you want to surprise her live we will call her at work we will call her on the radio and you can propose to her and that will be the surprise. Would you even light some candles right now for you. Yeah. Make it romantic. Bro, you don't have to spend money on anything. You don't have to coordinate with her family.

Yeah. You want to shock her and surprise her? I don't know what you're doing, hitting us up and asking her, ask these questions if you don't want us to call her. Millions of people will be here and she's going to say, wow. Yeah. Memorable. Yes.

Your ex-boss's daughter, for show, is going to hear this. Oh, yeah. She's out here. She's going to be up. She definitely is. Give us her number You already said She already knows I got the name

I know he's like I'm off right now I think she knows I hope she don't know Hey Leo This is your only option Ross we're not going to give you device Give us her number Oh

I don't know if she'd like that because I had something going, going, and then we kind of talked about the whole proposal. What's the plan? What's the plan? What's the plan? Yeah, drop the number, fool. Well, the plan, the plan was, you know, set everything up in the backyard and have a nice. This is way better than your backyard, big dog.

Let him finish. Go ahead. How do, you know, how else do I surprise you? I don't know. I really spent money on the ring. I feel like the proposal is something minimal compared to everything out. The greatest morning show in radio history is going to help you. viral.

That's how you surprise her. It's the best show, but I don't know if it's the best show for her. It doesn't. What? Where you walk in there. You got your goddamn mouth right now. We're everybody. We're everybody's type, all right?

Food. You better. Call us or we'll call your boss's daughter. Yeah. Give us her number now. Come on, man. Let's do this. Yeah, because I don't know what you're really expecting.

So then what's your question? I think I think. I'm just more nervous. How do I get rid of the nerves? No, I do. How do I get rid of the nerve? Oh, no. Let's bring Humby in here to ask.

I mean, he wants to distract her so he can set everything up. Yeah. But it's like doing all the setup is going to require him to be at places that she's going to get suspicious about. Okay. So get her out of the house is what he needs to help like. And how are we going to help with that? She won't know. Like, this is enough of distraction right now.

Do you be like, hey, I have let the online. Right. Come on, dude. I just don't know how to help you. I don't know how to help you. I mean, he's saying if he has, if anyone out there has tips on how to distract her for the surprise engagement.

Okay, there you go. Anybody out there, help this full. Dude, come on. Yeah. Or give us a number. Yeah. Because that'll be spicy. That'd be awesome.

Give us a number, dude. Come on. Or call around three way. Yeah. That's on three with craving. Why? Guy's gordo. Frankie and Anaheim.

What about, Frankie? Annault. Hello, I'm back. Good morning, good morning. What are up? Talk to us. What would you tell this guy Leo? Well, first of all, that Leo Perito has to be slick with it.

Uh-huh. How? How? Thanks. Because, like, I'm a videographer, so a lot of people, like, always message me, hey, being on spots or whatnot. And I always tell him, hey, hey. you want to be slick with it you don't want to get caught up you don't want to none of that tell you girl hey let's go out for dinner or let's go out for a movie night or like little cute

day night right so something casual doesn't have to be like don't make it too like crazy where it looks suspicious but like something casual like like a Friday night day right but have your friends your homies and her family or whatnot set set up the whole scene okay you know and then so by the time you get there, like, you're getting there, you're talking to it, and you start leading up to that, that conversation. Hey, look, check this out. I've been with you this so long. You got this so-and-so, and so, and I see us in the future, you know? And as you're walking, as you're walking, turns around and sees that whole setup, and

then be like, you want to marry me. Simple as that. I mean, if either that or like how you guys were saying earlier, get on the line. Do it on the radio. Come on, good baby to go home. Yeah. I like that one and said. I like that one instead. But thank you so much, bro.

Thank you, Frankie. Coming from a videographer that films these things, knows these locations, yeah. Enlist the help over our family. I see us in the future. I see us in the future. I see us in the future. Hey, what's over there?

I'm distracted her a little bit. So, Con, when you proposed to your wife, was everything, did everything go as planned? Yeah. Yeah, I would say so. It wasn't as romantic as a lot of people, I would say 90% of people, but it was meaningful because that's... It was meaningful to you guys.

Well, because that's where her dad and her mom, like, grew up going. That's where they were together at the time. That's a huge. It was not a berry farm. And then, so it was kind of one of those things where... And then she loves Halloween, so I did it on Halloween. Did you have a speech? Did I have a speech?

Did you see us in the future? Did you see this in the future? Yes, I did. And I had... I just had a big role. like box in my pocket that I was trying to avoid the whole day. So I kept switching sides.

I kept switching sides. And it was cool. How did Jorge, like, distract you? Like, from knowing that you're getting you proposed to. Hey, run that way. No. That was before he was a runner.

It was Easter. Yeah, I was planning the Easter party. Yeah, you were talking about like it was like the eggs, right? Yeah. I was planning it. Okay. And then he was planning.

To put it in the egg and for you to grab that egg. Okay. That's an easy distraction. So, like, I don't know, I don't know what his stuff was because I know I was busy planning. So how did you distract your con your wife?

When, like throughout the whole day? Yeah, throughout the whole day. Oh, I just kept buying her food. Here, eat this. I just kept buying her. That's one thing we bond on is theme park food. What plans you had, like knowing that you were going to propose. Like besides the day of, like the days leading up to it.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, there wasn't much distraction. I don't think she knew. That's what I'm saying. Because I don't think she knew I was going to propose. It was like we were just seven months in. So she was like, I don't think she saw it coming. True.

You know? Yeah, I kind of feel like this is pretty cut and dry. Like, just don't take her somewhere and propose. Just do it right there. It doesn't have to be all crazy. And the way that you keep it from her is you shut up. Yeah. You shut up until it's time. And let me tell you, don't do it with the family around her friends, buddy.

Why? Because what about if she says no? Oh, then you put her in a predicament to hopefully say yes. And when she doesn't want to, when she doesn't want to say, we don't know. We don't know how she still holds. maybe some resentment towards him. To those three days. Those three, one to three years.

To the one to three years that he did that one thing. He seems confident that she wanted. Dulce and Watts. What's up, Dulcee? Good morning. Good morning, my love, Candy. Hey, good morning. Hey, girl.

Good morning. Dulce, talk to us. What do you want to tell Leo? He wants to propose to his girlfriend of six years, but doesn't know how to distract her because he's kind of messed up in the past a little bit, texted someone he shouldn't have when he was turned. And so she doesn't trust him has location.

If he's gone too long at Target, she's calling him like, where are you at? So he's just trying to figure out how to distract her. Honestly, I would just hire an event planner, take her out somewhere. By the time they're back, the whole setup is already there. He has to be careful, though, because I'm sure that she has a password to, like, social media. So that would be a little bit tricky. Maybe, I don't know, make a fake account, hire an event planner or something. Or they also do, like, little picnics at the beach and just take her on the beach and with a view.

And there you have a little picnic with flowers. and all things. Yeah. I just looked up event planners for the proposals. This start at $500. Dude, I'll do it for $200. Well, if you can't afford a $500

event planner, then you can't afford a wedding. That part. You said it, I thought it. No, because you got to think if you pay for yourself is going to cost that much. True.

If you pay for the flowers and the setup and the restaurant or it could just be something small and meaningful. I agree. Monetary doesn't mean it. You know what's free? Literally us calling her right now.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So free. Leo, come on. man. No, no, he need to propose. We need to go viral.

It's a way to say. Your girl wants the world to know you're taken. Yeah. It all works out. Now, he ain't trying to do that. All right, let's go to Ceci. Cessie in South LA. What's up, Cessie?

Hi, good morning. Sessie, talk to us. Help Leo distract his girl so that he can propose. Yeah, I feel like this is real simple. Just plan a spa day for her. Get her like either like a massage. or a facial. Either case, she doesn't have access to her phone,

you know, for at least an hour. Do what you've got to do. Call your people, get set up. And then by the time she gets home, there you go. Yeah. I like that one. Okay. And I do.

Yeah, because just having her, like, not, that's not suspicious. Be suspicious. How about that? Would be extra suspicious. No, be suspicious, bro. If she thinks you're being weird or following you, boom, now you're going to make sure she's there.

I just, I think all the suggestions is down to be as memorable as us calling. I agree. This is the fool's not trying to do it. Leo, you see how lame everything else sounds and you think it just called? I'm down to do it another day. Oh. You think she's not going to take it here? I'm not going to answer you another day.

I wasn't prepared to propose a day. What's the different? I thought you already bought the ring. I do. You have the ring, right? How am I going to give her to the ring if she's at work? You got the ring, right? You drive to her.

Yeah. Do you have a hair? cut? No. Stay ready. See you. That's really good. We repost her. She comes home. You got roses for her, bro. Yeah. Have it all in a new. That's the easy part.

Oh, gosh. Oh, my God. Poor girl. Leo. He's not going to do it. He's not going to do it. He's not going to do it on the radio. If you're doing it now, we will send her an edible arrangements. No. No? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. We'll send her a fruit roll. He's like to do it. A fruit roll up.

Some hot chitos. Well, we wish you the best of, like, you got some ideas. You got hire an event planner. You got a take her to a spa day. You got all of these things. And I hope, I hope that they help you propose there. What was it, March 12th? Because 12th is every month on the 12th is their anniversary.

Yeah. You get it? You got a once-in-lifetime opportunity to propose on here and he didn't take it. I know. I know. Don't call on me asking for help if you're not going to take our help. True. That.

For favor. Thank you, bro. Homie. Much thanks. We have tickets to go to Disney. You got to win them though We got Jorge in Pecoima What dole Jorge?

Good morning, brown bag. Good, Buenos Aires. Okay, Jorge, who are you choosing to play for you, my friend? I'm going to pick my Winnie Boy concrete. Okay, you are going for concrete. Are you going for or against concrete? I'll be on his team this time.

You'll be on his team this time. All right, so Eddie in Ontario, you're on the line. What about, Eddie? Hey, good morning, Brownback. Eddie, you down to go against Concrete? That means if he loses, you win the tickets. Yeah, I'm down. Okay, yeah, he's down.

All right, so Jorge and Pecoyama is going for you, Con. Eddie and Ontario, against you, my friend. All right? I'll put 10 seconds on the clock. Oh, my God. I'm nervous for you. I'm not, because either way, someone wins. You're right, yes, yes.

But it was it someone that was running for you or against you is the thing? crazy. You know what I'm saying? Well. All right. 10 seconds on the line. All right. In 10 seconds.

Oh my God. Name me five. Five. Disney movie titles. Go. Mighty Ducks. Snow White. Anastasia.

Blanking. You have kids. God. Damn. That was four. That was four. That's sad. You could have named princesses.

You could have. No, but I said movie titles. Mighty Ducks, too. Yeah, Eddie. Yeah, what's up? Being a hater has done you well. You are going to Disneyland. There you go.

Rood against someone today, okay? Let that be the lesson. Someone wins regardless, right? You're on their downfall today. I feel so bad. Yeah, I would too. Because I have a ton of them. That's four ticket too.

Happiest place on. Toy Story 1, Toy Story 2, Rose. All of them. Moana. Coco. Oh, no. See, they're all coming to my head right now.

Yeah, I know, but you needed them then. Something about that timer. Yeah, and everybody's looking at you. Yeah. Oh, we have to count, bro. Yeah, what else do you want to do me to do? You don't have to look at me. How we do.

Okay, do you want to try again for fun? Like, no one's going to win tickets. We don't have extra tickets to give away, but you want to do that again? We don't? No. But just for funsy. Sure. Okay, sure.

Okay. In 10 seconds. No one look at him. Don't look at him. And then I'll make the timer lower. I'll put it down, okay? Okay. Okay.

In 10 seconds, give me five Disney rides. Carsland. Tomorrow. Tomorrow's land. It said Disney rides. Okay, so what was it this time? That was worse. Mona was looking at me.

Dammit, Mona. Pides of the Caribbean. Indiana Jones. The T-Cubs, bro. Small world. Okay. Dumbo. Magic Mountain.

Space Mountain. Magic. Mountain. Yeah, see, it's not that easy, buddy. Yeah. Okay. Okay, just for fun, Vic. Let's do it.

No, I ran out of time. I'm sorry. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? To all the Olympians out there, because there are a few that we're going to celebrate today because they come from California.

And California knows how to medal, baby. A total of five medals. from this year's Winter Olympic Games come from people that are from California. Wow! Okay, so first of all, we got Elisa Liu.

She's from Oakland. She went two goals in figure skating with a sunny performance that helped the U.S. dominate the podium. That's baby girl with the cool hair. Yeah, she's really cool. I love her hair. And on the ice too, she was crazy with it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Very free-spirited, really, really awesome. You also have Kayla Barnes from Eastvale. Wow. Eastvale. Yeah, you do the weather over there so tight. Shout out to Eastvale. Yeah, she was a key contributor to the USA women's ice hockey team gold medal,

their victory over Canada in overtime. Okay. Oh, wow. Let's go. We got Chloe Kim from Torrance. Torrance. Yes, she won the silver in the women snowboard half pipe final. Let's go.

And we got Madison Chalk from Redondo Beach. Wow. Silver in ice dance. I'm proud. I'm very proud. That's dope. You know, overall, USA came in second with the total metal talism. Norway came in with a little bit more medals than we did.

And they were at 41 United States, won 33th. So they were second. But I went to win, bro. Yeah, I went to win. All the Norwegians. The cheaters. What happens this week? Why are the cheaters?

That one guy that said he was cheating on his wife was Norwegian. Oh. Well, if cheating was a sport, I don't know, you guys might have them. What about the Norwegians? No. It was one guy, and that was just his girlfriend. Okay. I'm a really stupid person when it comes to geography.

It does it, is it snow in Norway? Yeah. Yes. Okay. The winter. You know, as I'm watching these freaking, I was watching the games, by the way. Yeah. As I'm watching the games, I'm like, where do you know to even play that?

Curly? Like here, no, there's other ones like just the other ice stuff. Like, where do you know that, hey, I want to do that. I want to practice and stuff. I get you. I want to say that more than half of the Olympic games, you got to have bread to play them. You got a what? The thing is like, I know.

What she's saying is that we need to grow up. No, but like, where do you even know that you can play that? Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's because it's not, it's not exposed to inner city kids like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, curling? Curling?

What the hell is that? You know what I mean? That shouldn't even be a sport. The guys wore khakis. Or, like, a lot of Olympic sports are not exposed to, like, inner city kids like that. Yeah. Okay, but do respect. Our children, they're not inner city kids.

Yeah. Like your children don't know where these things are. either. You know what I'm saying? I can find out. Yeah, that's what I'm. But how do they even know these games exist? Yeah, like the homie's spouses kids, like, they're sailors.

Literally, sailors. Oh, for real? Yeah. Do they have a boat? Huh? Do they have a boat? Mm-hmm. That makes sense because they grow, they're growing up on the boat.

Like, these kids, where do they? That's what I'm saying. Do they go to Big Bear? Exactly what I'm saying is that he exposes them because he has a financial ability to do that. Oh. But if I go to, if I go to Big Bear as a kid, I was like, I'm not going to be a professional snowboarder.

You get me? If you go up there enough, maybe. Maybe you start getting the hang of it. Yeah, I'm not even specifically talking about the snowboarding or I'm talking where the fool is laying down in the tunnel of ice. Like those ones, like the skeleton weird ones. Or like bob sweating. Or nowhere. He's in the air flying.

He's like crotches all that. Oh, yeah. Like, where do you know that that exists? Because even like there's people with money, like sailing, I get it. Like even rowing. Rowing is a really big one. Look, he was a scandal of all the top schools that were saying their kids were rowers and all of that because they had bread. But like these weird intricate things, where do you know that that even exists to do it?

Like the ones that when you're laying on top of each other, I guess you don't need money for that. Right, you don't. Yeah, that. See, just talk Greg. Yeah. Yeah, but not in the Winter Olympics. Oh, that's the Winter Olympics. I'm specifically talking about the Winter Olympics.

These weird ones where it's like you're just staring at the ice floor in a weird tunnel. Yeah, you know what it is also is that we're not a snow city, right? So maybe where there's a lot of snow, like northern states, east coast states, I'm assuming that it's probably more common to see these sports. And you see the people from Cali, like they were the ice skaters, their hockey, all of that were around and surrounded by. The guy bought to practice. These games drew me out. So shout out to it was closing.

So shout out to, it was closing. It happened over the weekend. Oh, that's it? Yeah. Yeah, I was like, I can't wait to see what happens this week. No, it's over. It's been happening, though. Yeah, your eyes were closed for like a good month.

Yeah, you lost it. Yeah, you lost it. Okay. All right, let's get him to some cheese, man. Do you, come here? Now what's going on? Cheese Mason with Angie. All right, you guys.

So Eric Dane, famously known, he's an actor, famously known from Grace Anatomy, but he's been in other things like Euphoria, Countdown, other movies, right? He recently just passed away from ALS, which is a disease that makes pretty much your muscles or a person's muscles get very weak, and then it's very hard for them to talk, move or even breathe. So it's pretty much like a fatal disease, right? The ice bucket challenge, that was what people were doing it for. To get, like, build awareness and donations. Well, he knew he was going to pass away.

So what he did was actually do an interview back in November because he was diagnosed with this back in March of last year. So come to November, he did an interview with Netflix that was going to be released after he passed away, right? And it got really emotional because towards the end of the interview, he actually looked straight to the camera and addresses two girls, Billy and Georgia ages 15 and 14, and pretty much gave him like four lessons of life that he learned from life and just his illness, ALS, right?

The first lesson that he gave on was like, you know what, Billy and Georgia live in the moment. Number two was like fall in love, find your passion, joy, something that you get up, that you just love. He was saying like, for me, that was acting. Number three, he said, choose your friends wisely. And towards the end, this was the final advice he gave him. Finally, fight with every ounce of your being and with dignity. When you face challenges, health or otherwise, never give up. Fight until your last breath.

This disease is slowly taking my body, but it will never take my spirit. Billy and Georgia, you are my heart, you are my everything. Anything. Good night. I love you. Oh, my God. It is, dude. And that wasn't just two random girls. No, those were his two daughters. Yeah, Billy and Georgia. But the fact that he knew to plan this and, you know, I'm assuming there might be some type of partnership with Netflix so that the money goes to his family.

I'm sure. So this could a well-placed, I guess, a moment for him. I know I'm about to leave here and I want to leave them with something, you know? Yeah, I guess we're saying even that I'm not sure if I read the report quickly, but it was Johnny Depp that let him stay at their house for free to kind of like, you know. Deal with everything that they could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was pretty crazy too because, like, I know he was McSteamy on Grey's Anatomy. So, like, all the, like, girls and ladies, like that watch that show.

Yeah, they loved him. He was super, like, attractive and stuff. And then I know to, like, see him in that condition. it must have like struck people a lot like you know hit them work you know hit them in the heart yeah take care take care of your family man and love on them i i remember when i worked with people that have Alzheimer's i think i've told you guys about this guy before and he was like a he was a world wrestler he had dating maryland row had pictures oh i do remember her and it was billy he had pictures of her he had letters that she had written him in his room uh but before i like he was there his his wife had passed two of his

sons had passed and there were moments where he would kind of snap out of what he was going through whether it was Alzheimer's or dementia and kind of give that realization I remember I was in the room a moment that he had and it's like I have so much money and I have no family and just to those type of realizations where you're kind of chasing thing as young as young people is that I have my money I don't have anyone to give it to you know did you no bro it's like sign here yeah I was about sales. No, but like those things you have to take as learning lessons as a young person, you know, it's really easy not for nothing to put, prioritize other things sometimes.

But when you keep hearing this by people that are kind of up there and say it should go to show you like, yeah, maybe I should plan my time a little bit different. Yeah. That we have here because it's all limited. A lot of the older people like that, they always say like, we're all going to the same place. We're all going to the dirt. The money doesn't go with you. So it's like, oh, damn.

It's sad. Neither does your family. That's so sad. Okay. Well, yeah, thanks, Andy. All right, that's it for Cheez-Men. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on Par 106. If it's hip-hop, you know let these on.

Yeah, I go. Let these set go. Oh, we're learning all types of lessons today. Let this be a lesson to you. The only slim shady to be slim shady is Eminem. May I have your attention, please up? If you try to do your own little take on his name, whole little funny, slim shady, whatever.

He will come for you, okay? Which is what recently happened to someone trying to register the name, the real squid shady, in connection with music and entertainment, you know, these trademarks. You can go, you can be like, hey, I want to be called out, sign the trademark, all of that. But it also, Eminem's team is super on it. They saw that that was happening.

And immediately it was like, no, no, no, this is too much to the trademarks that Eminem owns. The applicant ended up withdrawing the trademark. before it got into any further issues with the court, but it's not the first time. Back in 2025, he had a file a lawsuit against an Australian beachwear company called Swimshady. Oh, that was good. That was good.

But that name is too close to Slim Shady. And he did make it popular. He did trademark it. You know Slim Shady or the variations of that because of Eminem. For sure. The irony of him to start getting mad at people for stealing names. Eminem. When Eminem is literally the chocolate.

The chocolate. It felt different. I know, but imagine they would have hit him with that. You know, and his name is really like M and M. Like, martial matters. Yeah, the March company should hit him up. Yeah, it's too late now. Yeah, so late now.

Yours back, Texas. So he's also opposed other trademark applications in the past. There was a podcast trying to be called Reasonably Shady, filed by reality TV personalities. And he's like, no, this is too much like slim shady. What? And although his daughter had a podcast. I was about saying, man.

He's like, no, I'm going to give the name to my daughter. Because hers is like a little bit shady. Yeah. And I guess is Shady attached to M&M still? I can see it. But Shady's not like... Shady is a word, but when you think of Shady, I don't know. I'm shady, come on.

It's the real slim Shady. I'm telling you. I do think of that. You know Shamedy is back. You know Stan is because of M&M. Because she named the guy Stan that was a crazy fan. So I can't use Stan and nothing else? Well, Stan makes sense.

But like he coined a lot of terms. Like we can clown it, but he coined a lot. He did. Big impact on. And now he needs coins. You can't use the because it's the real slim shady. Can't use real either? You can't use.

I don't say that word. You don't say that. You can't be white and wrapped. And I'm Googling if Eminem's ever filed a trademark against him. I don't know. I think just shady is just shady. The word shady. I don't think the real slim shady.

So it's like, come on. It's because he had so many songs. He's shady. Like, it's like, I'm not like, who, Eminem? Yeah, I guess with Stan, you know, It's attributed to someone that's like an extra fan. When someone's being shady, you're not like, yeah, it's someone that's a bleach blonde hair, white guy that knows how to wrap. Or using Batman and Robin as characters for his music video.

Like, come on, dude. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so no, the candy maker behind Eminem's never actually sued Eminem over his stage name, just so you know. Yeah. There's no record of a real lawsuit. Don't let me get a Joe up through. Don't let me get a job. First order of business.

First order of business. Sue Eminem. No. They hired you. You're like a packager? Because they're not white. They're chocolate. They're going to start making white chocolate eminems?

Also, his real name is Marshall Mathers, so it's M&M. Yeah. Those are his initials. He could fight it. Yeah. Okay. All right, that was your legal hip-hop advice. Thank you.

This is really cool, right? Speaking of, I was just looking right now, and not from this, not the song from, the song is from, Jesus Christ, his debut album. It dropped 27 years ago today. This song was not on it, but this song I was like, oh, what's my name? Yes. This is the high. My name is.

Oh, wow. You remember that, huh? Yeah, I remember, you know, being on the bus, going to school, and my headphones, and my Walkman, my non-skip. Yes. Oh, that's luxurious. I remember hearing it right here on Power Oneosis. Yeah. And then the story behind, and shout out to, man, shout to my homie buys.

He's not here with us anymore. He actually connected Eminem to come on Power 106 to the wake-up show to freestyle. Dr. Dre heard that. They met up that night. The story goes. What? Wow. It was really, really cool.

And all of it, like, look, he, like, it just brings me back to how blessed we are to be here. So you're saying if it wasn't Power 106. Look at that. They help make the connection for show. That's what I'm saying. Because he was in Detroit. He was doing this thing over there, winning the Rap Olympics, all of that. And then the wake-up show got connected with him.

Again, shout out to my guy buys. He passed away of COVID, but he made sure that that stuff happened. Wow. 27 years ago. Super tight. Super tight. Okay, you know, this whole TSA pre-check stuff, we got to talk about it. Apparently, they reversed that.

So it was kind of rumored that over the weekend TSA pre-check was going to go out the door because of the government shutdown. They reversed that. They said, no, like, it's still, everything's going. Yeah, no, I got a text early yesterday morning at 7 a.m. I'm talking about arrive early at the airport. Yes. And I was already like 40 minutes behind. So I was like, oh my God.

And I get there and everything was super smooth. Yeah, everything was smooth. Yeah. DHS said TSA precheck remains operational with no change for the traveling public. But even though you guys still had some travel troubles, both you, Vic, and concrete. Yeah. I saw you guys complaining. What happened?

I had a terrible time. Yeah. I went to the Vegas airport Friday. And I thought I was all cool because there was like a huge long. line, I was with Greg, and then I was like, sorry, Greg, you know, I got to go to Clear. Yeah. And so we split up, and he had to go to the regular TSA line. And I think I'm going to cut the line.

Greg got on the plane before me. What? Greg got on the plane before me. It was still the worst experience in the world. Yeah, we both had terrible experiences. So the line was long. It took, probably, I'm going to say 40 minutes to get across to that line. When I get through the line, you know that machine where you put your hands up?

Yeah. It, like, lost calibration. So I had to go through it twice. Oh, no. Yeah. And then when they pull my bag to the side after that, just because I had face wipes. The girl literally opened my face wipes, pulls one out,

and then puts it back in, you're going to go. It could have been something else. A face wipe? You're very suspicious. I almost miss my wife. You just have to accept sometimes that you are suspicious. It was a face wipe. Right?

Bro, we're on the TSA line right now. It's like, hey, this guy is a little bit weird. You're sketchy. No, he looks super cool. He had his, uh, Oakley's, yeah. Oh, yeah. You have forced the speaker. It's recording.

And stop trying to go through the metal detector with your glasses on. They look cool. I was so mad. They checked my bag too. They pulled it to the side and they're like, you shouldn't have the speaker in there. And I was like, okay, my bad. Like, give me the speaker. He's like, no.

Now it has to go through the machine all over again. Yeah. You guys have never seen a catch a smuggler or something. It's on like the NAC Geo channel or something. It's an awesome show. It's a great show. It things go in the wipes. Things go in the speakers, all of that.

No, no. But they find, for someone will be like, oh, it's fake. and then they're going to open it as cocaine. And they're like, oh, I didn't put it in there. It was my friend Vic. Come on, man. That's not watching the show. That's rookie stuff.

No, you guys got to watch the show. Everybody knows you Kister in Vegas. Dude, I don't know. Me, well, I pull up to my window seat that I upgraded because I'm a list, preferred member. Oh, wow. So 10A is supposed to have a window and only to get there and there's no freaking window. What? And then so I'm like, and I'm already mad.

I'm like, excuse me, man, that's my seat. And the guy's in the middle. He has his phone. his backpack. He's taking up two seats with all his belongings. Oh, no. And I'm like, excuse me, I need to get over there. And he looks at me like, okay?

And then so I get into my seat. And then for some reason, he thinks that both armrests are his freaking armrest. Bro, you got to share these, buddy. These are not yours, okay? I'm trying to understand what that means because you said that in the chat. And I was like, what does he mean that the armrest is not for a piece? Like, well, you're supposed to share the armrest. It's either you go.

You're supposed to share? I don't think so. It's either you go up front or you go behind the armrest. Like it's, it's big enough to see. Yes, you do. See, see, that's, I mean. Uh-huh, uh-uh, because I thought, okay, I'm right-handed. So the right one is mine.

Yes. Okay, so when you're in the middle, which one is both? If I want to, I'm a girl. I think that's the, I think, you know, okay. So here. No, see, that's, I cannot sit next to you, but. Go, go, go, go. Okay, so the window see, you have your, you have your benefit that you have the window.

I paid for that. No, I know. The I'll see. The I'll see. has the benefit that can use a restroom without bugging people. What the heck does the middle seat have? But the armrests. If they have anything, it's the armrest.

No. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. You got your ticket late. Okay. I pay for that window that I didn't even get. So they lean on it. Okay. Lear the damn window. What do you need? Why do you have the window? Lean on it. It's not to lean on it. What do you want this armrest?

I didn't have a window. Why have he just wanted by armrest? You have a wall. You have a wall. You have a wall then. You have a wall. Walk to lean on. Yeah, so you know what I did?

I started sprawling out. You're the bad one. I started peacocking. Yeah. I started peacocking is when you just start spreading your wings a little bit. Like, hey, it's mine, parlor. No, you did it. And then I had chili cheese fries, and then I had a burger.

And I started, I sprawled out, and I had all my food and everything just to the side. He has a story about the window seat passenger that was too much and didn't know that the armrest was not his. That's what his story. you somewhere. Yeah, well, next time going first class off, you don't want to get bothered. I was in the first class of the third class.

First coach? I was in the first class of the coach people. Okay, this needs to be a thing. Okay, does the middle seat deserve the armrest? Yes. The window, see, you should have lead right. I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it. What I'm saying is that you can.

share. That's weird. That's weird. You're a big man. Yeah, you take the whole thing. And then the problem is that he was big too and I was like, Babel Pelo. It was a clash of the Titans.

And then he like, dude, he had like a 30 inch iPad. It's like, dude. Stop judging you. So what? You wanted to watch TV? Let him. We're on his side.

He wasn't watching something that I wanted to watch. All right. Studio is full. What's coming up? Hey, check this out. If you're not gaining muscle, it's because you're doing this one thing wrong.

Oh my gosh. Are you going to tell us? Or plenty of things wrong. Hey, we got a Monday mashup for you this morning. Yes. What's going down, Gary? I've got a French Montana mashup that the clubs aren't ready for. Okay.

It's that new French Montana ever since you left me. And I put that Sierra beat in the back, behind it. I feel like y'all going to like this one. Okay. Get ready to shit. I went deaf on the... Oh. Ever since you left me.

More money. More cars. More show. Ever since you left me. left me. More diamonds, more gold, more emotion, more. I went to death one of my chain. Gold all in my rain. I'm in my wife. All I need is one night. Don't believe in jet watch. We're going to have this girls. All I need is one night. I'm looking at a prize. I win death on it. Yes my yes. I fiesta. Drop top G wagons. We don't do Teslas. Don't pay for the bag. I pay semesters. I turn dream girls to my new extras.

Nice game, girls do too. Run through the city like the two live crew. Got a Harlem broad, got a Brooklyn broad. I ain't coming this far, just to come this fall. A friend to all is a friend to none. So don't push me, press the button. I went deaf on my train. I'm going to all in my rain.

I went to death. All I need is one. All I need is one. All I need a whole other song. Yeah. What other songs did you add in there? So it's goodies. A humble of matchups.

I know. It's goodies by Sierra, the French Montana ever since you left me, and then that's Trinidad and James all gold everything. Yeah, but there was something at the end there, too. That's just a different part of the song of Goody. Oh, goody. He sprinkled everything. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Trying to make it a little turned up, you know. That was a full-on remix. Yeah, I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it. Let's get into Money Moos. That make Mon Moot. That make Mon Mo. New gambling addiction unlocked. Oh, no.

And it might make you think twice about whether you're going to run that red light or stay at that red light or pass the yellow or any of that. All right. So there is a new, I guess it's a crypto fast growing, a crypto's fastest growing casino. It's called Rubet. And apparently on there, you could bet over traffic. That's how crazy you fools have gone with your gambling addiction. Yes, people will sit there and watch the traffic from any video, any camera in the world, right? Yeah.

And they bet how many cars will go before. the light turns red. That's awesome. Things are getting insane. I saw somebody betting on Instagram whether people, like out of 10 people, how many would step on a crack at Costco? Jose, what did you do? Yeah, this is.

It's a lot. That is. Already, our guy Jose is down bad from his Vegas trip. You know, last Vegas trip, he won $800,000. Yeah. I saw him at 4 o'clock in the morning. I went down to get coffee My boy was betting on like fake horse races

Yes The little plastic race He was like no one of them's gonna get hurt I swear You're plastic Jose Oh man You're bad Jose Angie are you a gambling addict

Now that you went to Vegas Honestly I saw you won something I won the most I've ever won in Vegas How much? Five bucks E Yay Wow

That's a coffee You can literally bet on, like, casino lizards, which ones are going to go home with the, you know, with the suckers. What? What? They don't know what casino lizards are. Casino lizards are women of the night. Oh, that's what you guys call them out there? That's not crazy me. And they're just walking around, just looking for that well, you know, like who's going to have the most money.

I know. And then you'll see, like, the food stumbling around and then they'll have a little casino lizard on their arm. Five in the morning in a casino is the best time. You see all walks of life. Yeah. Yeah, you'll see the ones that are down and out, you know. See people getting up early for their coffee. That was us.

I going to work. That was us going to work in the morning. Leti running over here at 5 in the morning. There's running too. There are runners. That's that run life. Okay, but now imagine to bet on traffic, this now makes me think, because you know how we always think they're watching us.

Yeah. But someone is legit watching you at that red light now and betting on whether you will take it or not or you're going to take the yellow or any of that. Wow. Okay, so you pull up and now that I know people bet on this stuff, I'm like, do I take do I not. Their fate is in my hands at this point. Also my fate because I might get in.

True. I bet you didn't see a donut coming. Reverse it. The company's called Rubik. Jose, don't download it. Actually, he needs to get up on things. Jose, do it on the light right here. I'll pass it.

Insider trading. Let's go. Yeah. You ready? You ready for studio school, my friend? Let's get into it. What's nine plus ten? Turn your wine?

Look at this studious food. Perritos, are you wondering why you are not gaining the muscles that you think you deserve after all those workouts? Yeah. Because muscle growth comes from real things like consistent training, proper nutrition, quality sleep, and recovery. There's no shortcuts to that, Perritos. Let's be real.

A lot of us work long hours shifts, hitting early morning workouts, balancing side hustles and trying to stay energized. But if you're replacing real meals, waters 7, 8 to 8 hours of sleep, With stimulants, then that's the problem. Energy drinks don't block muscle growth. But if they keep you up, keep you dehydrated,

they replace real recovery. They can slow your gains, dude. Are you not understanding what I'm saying? No, I think anyone is understanding what you're saying respectfully. Yeah, so listen, okay, pay attention because I just explained it in four different ways, okay? It didn't. If you're not sleeping well, if you're not recovering well, if you're not recovering, And if you're replacing meals with energy drinks, that's not just blocking it.

It's really blocking the fact that you're not going to sleep and you're not eating well. That's what's blocking it. It's not the actual energy drink. I see. Muscle gain. So you need the recovery time to build the muscle. Yeah, but if you're keeping you up. Yeah, but if you're replacing meals with energy drinks, then you're not sleeping, you're not recovering and not eating.

And it's not the actual energy drink. It's not a direct impact. It's an indirect impact. It's an indirect impact. Here you go. Here you go. Hey, to all you meat heads that are going to the gym right now and you're picking up that energy drink and you're getting ready, it's your pre-workout, it's your this and you're that, right? Have some protein in it now.

I know they do crazy. Yeah. No, it is going to be the reason why you do not get muscle gain because it's going to keep you up instead of letting you rest where you would get that muscle gaining. Boom, you could have done it like that. I don't believe it. I did do it like. No, you even said stimulus and I was thinking stimulus. Stimulence.

Stimulence. She was like, oh, my God. He owes me $2,000. Yeah. I was like, where's my money at? Damn. I have to dumb it out even more. Yes.

Wow. Wow. It's way to it like a five-year-old. I have to be like a five-year-old. Okay, so basically don't drink. Energy drinks, yeah. But our guy right here drinks energy drinks. I drink them all the time and I go work out and I feel perfectly fine and my muscles are growing.

You have no muscles. I have a lot of muscle right now. I know. So much muscle. You have so much muscle. I have my God. Too much muscle. Like either that.

Show it to us. Way too much. It's, you drink an energy drink and you lift heavy and you're fine. Okay. I want you to know. Dude. All he did to show me his muscle was showing his forearm. He showed me his forearm.

I have a sweater on. Doing steroids doesn't count. Or peptides. No, I'm just saying. Do you have a muscle? Do you have a favorite muscle? Yes, I do. Like, do you make muscles like?

No. My favorite muscles, my girl's favorite muscle. My butt cheeks. Why is that her? Glutes? Yeah. What should do? She claps them.

She claps your butt cheeks? She claps your butt cheeks? That's what he's saying Con is getting clapped He can get clapped New song coming out on Spotify This week I like Jorge's leg muscles

What's this? The calf? He's a runner He's a track star You guys have favorite muscles Yeah Yourself or your man This one?

I don't know what it's called Is your bicep? It's little but I can move it Let me see Oh, it's little. I feel very like, Popeye, like in. Oh, yeah, I see it. Like a little mountain.

There you go. I like my big thigh muscles. They're just big for no reason. They're not muscles. They're just big. Yeah. They're just big as hell. They're just, I'm super thick.

Okay. All right. You know how muscle? Yeah, it's something. Okay. It's a mixture. It's right here. Thick thighs.

Six thighs. Save lives. That's right. All right. Thank you, my studio's friend over there. Well, you should stay, stay smart America. Stay smart America. Unless you need more help, then I'll dumb it down to more.

It was just really, like, weird to read. It was too much. It was, and then you explained to the end. It wasn't too much. You just weren't keeping up. That's different. Yeah, because you lost me with stimulus check. Oh, full.

Yeah, she told you where she went. Yeah, I know. She was like, stinginess check. What? Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right, y'all, the 2026 Winter Olympics just

wrapped up, but not before. Someone died. A leg snapped and the FBI got involved. All right. So I'm going to get into the top three craziest stories of the winter games. So number one, Chinese American Eileen Gou emerged as the star of the 2026 Winter Olympics. Not only did she dominate on the slopes and got her sixth Olympic gold medal for China, she also stole the show off the field on social media. She went viral. Yeah, she went viral for her. to a reporter asking if a gold medal was a loss. Listen to this. Also, do you see these as two silvers gained or two goals lost?

I'm the most decorated female freeskier in history. I think that's an answer in and of itself. Fine. Big up, Eileen. And before that, she was going viral because of her face card. Yes, she's fine. She's beautiful. Yes, but she went viral again this time for not such a great reason

because after she won her six gold medal, she took to the podium and announced that her grandmother had just passed I just found out that my grandma passed away and um she was like a really she was a really big part of my life growing up and someone I looked up to immensely and she inspired me so much the last time I saw her before I came to the Olympics she was very sick so I knew that this was a possibility um I didn't promise her that I was going to win but I did promise her that I was going to be brave like she has been brave and so I'm really happy that I was able to uphold that and hopefully do her proud but it's also a really difficult time for me now. So I really apologize for being late, but like that's what was going on.

Oh, busy girl. Yeah. So ups and downs all throughout the game. Yeah. What a story. Yeah, absolutely. Like, no, she gets viral because of how she looked and there's also this like kind of controversy over her. Some people were upset. She didn't play for USA because she grew up in the Bay. Exactly. You know and all of that, but she played for China. But she's also part Japanese. Excuse me, Chinese. So that's a choice she made, you know. So people were talking about her and then this happened. And then this happened. So, yeah, it was a whole lot. Wow.

Then number two, 42-year-old Lindsay Vaughn competed in her fifth Olympics. And right before that, she tore her ACL on January 30th. So that was right before the start of competitions. And usually when that happens, you can't compete for about six to 12 months. But she went ahead and competed anyways. But then sadly, nine days later, she hit the slopes and broke that same leg. Lizzie Vaughn pulls out of the gate in hopes. Of more, Olympic glory.

Oh, my goodness. No. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. No, it's not worth it. It's not worth it. And I think a lot of people are like, oh, yeah, they said I've got to rest for two weeks. I got it.

I got it. But we're like, and you just do whatever you want anyway. This is like a key reminder you couldn't. Lettie, she's been down for two weeks. She got airlifted off of there. And she's had about six surgeries. to her legs since then. Oh, she's the one like my whole leg is broken apart.

Yes. It's completely, it's completely broken. She ran into some kind of little fence thing that they had and then it was, it was done. And she was also facing some backlash because people were saying she was selfish for competing and not letting like a younger competitor in her place in her place. And just wanting like the attention or wanting to compete for the fifth time. How old is she? She's 42. So this is her fifth Olympics.

But she responded on social media and said, hey, you know what? Before I got injured, I was competing very highly. Like I was ranked number one and all the stuff So that was like kind of her clapback No you still got it You still got Go to Columbia get the stem cell Yes

And number three The USA beats Canada again All right We have been on a winning streak Ever since this Yet again Yet again The USA beats Canada

Another win cronies Yes obviously Kendrick Lamar against Drake Then the Dodgers against the Blue Jays And now the USA Women's and Men's team In hockey beat them And that's like a big deal

because that's like Canadians are way better, you know, typically than the USA. So they won. But that actually wasn't the craziest thing. Cash Patel, the FBI director, actually went viral because after they won, they were celebrating the gold medal. There was a video of him celebrating and chugging a beer. And that just went crazy online. Listen to the audio of this. Oh, no, I don't trust that guy.

At all. Honestly, I thought this was 80. I before I would like win and verified I'm like no way he actually was chugging a beer with the hockey jersey on like he played you know the whole time but it was a hundred percent real and yeah he's getting a lot of backlash for it he also responded already and said for the very concerned media yes I love America and was extremely humbled with my friends and newly minted gold medal winners on TMA USA invited me to a locker room to celebrate this historic moment yeah so he's not backing down and not denying anything they had asked him about the Epstein files before the world saw him

And he was like, yeah, no, Trump is not mentioned at all one bit. And then could you find out he's mentioned more in the EFSI files than Jesus is in the Bible? Ew. Yeah. Meanwhile, he's parting it up. And then also he took the private plane over there. So that was our taxpaying dollars that he took to go over there. So, yeah.

That was that. That was great reporting. Yeah, that was. Incredible. Thank you so much. All right. Keep it here. More Brownback Mornings on the way.