Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 667 (Full Episode) Is Your Step-Daughter a Half-Bruja? + AI Boyfriends? 😵‍💫 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/25/26)

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz, who is convinced her stepdaughter stole her birth certificate so her "witchy" mother could cast a spell to make Liz's "uterus dry up". The vibes stay "hella studious" as the squad roasts a woman who tattooed the name of her AI boyfriend on her ribs, despite him being an "a-hole" with a fake Irish accent who only exists on her laptop. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧙 ♂️]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? The Marathon team and the Marathon Burger. This is the place to be, man. I told you yesterday.

I told you yesterday that J-Co's car broke down. His son of Civic broke down in Arizona. Yeah. He's trying to make his way to Los Angeles. He made his way to Los Angeles And his last stop Before he goes back home to North Carolina Was Marathon Burger on Melrose

Wow Cool Letty the Doc connector Okay Oh my God I didn't want to say that I had anything to do there Come on talk about it Talk about it

Okay I was like bro you guys got to come out You guys got to go to Marathon Burger Something in me weird But like I know like I have a really big relationship with Cole Dreamville and all of them And then my husband has a clearly big relationship with Marathon, Nipsey, Sam and all that. I was like, it would be the perfect, I guess, just like combination for to see them together.

So this was a moment where I could at some point be like, hey, stop by here, get the shrimp. It's incredible. And they're foodies. At one point I went on the road with Cole in 2014 when they were promoting Forest Hills Drive. And we went to D.C., we went to Florida. These were just some of the stops. And we went to Atlanta and other places. but those I remember because I ate certain foods for the first time.

Okay. Like in D.C., we went to this really bombed shrimp spot that they liked. And then in Florida, I ate Gator. Because they were like, bro, you got to try Gator. And then Atlanta, co-bought me Chick-fil-A. And so I was like, this is a cool way to return the favor. Get the shrimp. And it was just really cool to see that.

I couldn't go because I was in a hairdresser appointment. Bro, when I found out everything was getting connected and confirmed, I had foils in my hair. And I was like, should I? Leave? Should I do it? But it was cool. I said, well, clearly my little one got to me, Cole. Yeah, that's cool. Horito has hell of dope photos, bro.

He does. He does. He does. He does. Cool is little kid. My eight-year-old has to do something with his life. Because I'm like, you can't just have these photos and nothing to do with, like, in music. I mean, if nothing else, he can have a sick art gallery of just him with, like, famous people. Yeah. And it was just really cool to see it all happen.

And I'm really, really happy for the marathon team in general. They have a couple things this weekend that are. are really, really cool if you want to make your way out because they'd make sure to make moments. First of all, Nipsey Hustle Square. It is going down Saturday. This Saturday, Nipsey Hustra Square, the signed dedication ceremony at the southwest corner of Crenshaw and Slosson. So if you want to make your way out there at 10 a.m., it's always a beautiful sight to see Sam, Lauren, pull up and just celebrate Nipsey like we all do. Then in Long Beach, March 1st, they are doing the grand opening of another Marathon Burger.

this is in partnership with Snoop Dog and his son. Oh, that's crazy. So you can only imagine just like the fanfare and the special things that they have in store is something really cool to see them. And as we're kind of like in the beginning stages of seeing what Marathon Burger's turning into. Yeah. Like imagine seeing In and Out in its first couple stores. Or McDonald's that started out here in its first couple stores.

That's what Marathon's doing. Yeah, that's super dope. Yeah, Long Beach. That's going to be crazy over there. Yeah. Yeah, that's going to be dope. Make your way out there. If you can, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

I'll be out there, too, celebrating and paying homage to everything that the marathon team is doing. And, of course, to our brother Nipsey Hustle. All right, that was Don You know, I'm local. Let's get into some Shismation. Ooh, come here? Now what's going on? Cheesmation with Angie. Okay, you guys, Rosalia.

She's a Spanish singer, right? She's actually from Spain. So she's Spaniard. And she sings in Spanish. Crazy. Wow. Whoa. Crazy.

There was a whole drama when she won like a Latin award because Spain is not in Latin America. It was a whole thing. It was because she's not Latina. She's Hispanic. We're not going to get it into that. Her parents are Cuban. That doesn't count for nothing. Her parents are Cuban? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that? Wow.

Okay, well, she still sings in Spanish. But she's actually being petty and trying to be like flexing on her ex, right? So she was famously engaged to Rahuo Alejandro, which is another Spanish singer in regettone. Yeah, kind of looks like me.

Yeah, we look like each other. He does not look like you, Craig. He does not look like him. Anyway, so Rosalia has a new campaign with Calvin Klein for like a fragrance line, right? And one of the questions that they asked her was like, hey, Rosalia, who are you excited to actually, for them to see your campaign? And this is her answer. My ex. Yeah.

Claro. My ex. You're going to sit and he's going to be like, damn. Yeah, we're not saying which ex. We're just saying my ex. He's going to love it. Obviously. She looks bomb.

She does. And I like it. I'm like, okay, you go Rosalia. You go and be flexing on your ex. But why she's still thinking about him? It's been like, didn't she break up with him? Yeah. I think so.

It looks, well, we don't know details, okay? Because I know she's dated other people. No, it's definitely for him. It's definitely for him because she's dated women as well. Yeah, I'm sure. She's literally said he. He's going to love it. You know what I'm saying?

So it's like, come on. Yeah. She's so fine. I know. She's really beautiful. In the campaign, she has like a silver dress. You can check it out, Brownback Morning News 106 on Instagram. And I was like, yeah, your ex is for sure loving it.

But Greg, you said you've done things to be like, yeah, take this to my ex. Oh, yeah. I look fit and I look better. And I'm like, all right, cool. And I'm going to post pictures with certain people. And if I were to interview you, like, who do you hope sees this? And I'm like, of course, my ex. Of course.

All my events. I'm like, I hope they see this. You're flexing. I'm inviting this person to my event just so they can post it on their story and my ex can see it. Wow. Wow.

Look at this guy. I know, we're going to thought, right? Yeah, that's dope. Yeah, come on, man. I like that energy right there. There's a Russ bar where he's like, I'm in a drop-top Ferrari, just hoping I run into an ex.

And it's like, that's pretty funny. Okay. All right, so, look, I do it. Because you always go at the girls that are, like, on their gym journey because they're eggs or, like, their fit journey or whatever. And it's like, why you've been thinking about them? You guys are not together anymore.

Meanwhile, You both have admitted that, like, oh my God, yeah, I love this. You do that. The last show that we did, that last show that we did in Anaheim, she found out about it just because of people. Like, she was like, like, no matter what, she can't get away from who you are. It feels so good. It feels so good.

And then how they have a radio in their car and then they have to tune in to Prong 106 every morning. Don't let them go into like a store in their plane. I can't get away. They're going to run out of the 7-Eleven. No! You can't get away! All right, thank you. All right, that's it for Chisham.

Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Manchi from Brownback Mornings. I'm Parwin-0-Sing. That's the sound that I'm police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty.

Petty, Petty, girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Oh, pretty and pettiest. All right, this is a message to young thugs girl and songstress extraordinaire, Mariah. scientists don't fall for the rage bait don't fall for the rage bait yes because people are being petty online resurfacing a clip from what would you call selina pal like what would her label be because i'm like is she an influencer no is she in instagram professional groupie probably yeah maybe that might be it and she would probably say yes yeah yeah she would make the rounds

previously always wanting like if an artist went to where she was from she would try to hook up with them. And I think that's one of the first, like, little rumblings about her. Like, oh, okay, just someone trying to get backstage, get with an artist. But then she started getting with artists. Most notably, recently, she got with Offset and laid out all the tea about how Offset has drama with Cardi, a drama about Cardi and her baby daddy, Stefan Diggs, arguing all of that, that Offset has a gambling problem, owes her money, all of that. One would think, okay, now that we know how she is, but we've been knowing how she is. You leave her alone. But, man, A clip is resurfacing of her talking about smashing Young Thug.

And I just want Young Thug's current girlfriend who's already been through the ringer with him because there was leaked phone calls of him in jail saying, I slept with this girl. And I told Mariah was way before I got locked up. But it was actually the day before I got locked up. Like she's already been through it. Yeah. And now this. Check it out.

And since Swiwaka wants to bring Mariah, this I didn't just into it. I took down Young Thug two bids. still is the burning blue. I don't give a f***. Y'all are artists. Who cares? What is an artist's? Artists.

Y'all are artists. Yeah, multiple artists. It's a plural of artists. Artists. For sure. In her world, for sure. Mariah the scientist has been known to, like, I think be triggered. Yeah.

Like someone had posted a fire emoji under a post of Young Thug. And she's like, what's so fire about this? What's so fire? Tell me. And I just don't fall for the rage, baby, baby girl. Yeah. For sure, Petty. I don't think she should go at Selena Powell because she's like,

Selena Powell is the type of girl that has like nothing to lose. So she'll spend all day on the internet. And it'll just. She thrives in this. She thrives in this type of situation. And I just want to, again, fair warning to artists is out there. You know, Selena Powell is trying to get it. You stay away.

I don't think nothing is going to be secret from her. At all. At this point, you're doing it to yourself. Yeah. You already, you already know. Goodness. All right. That was Petty Police. Let's get into some... No, not she's made. She's scrolling. Scrolling with all me.

There are two viral streamers going crazy right now, and everybody's walking around saying one of their most favorite... Most famous sayings right now. Okay. What is it? Nah. They go by the name of Jamelo and Theo. You think that's their saying nah is... Nah.

Okay. It's because of the video that they released. Okay. They go by the name of Jamelo and Theo. And what they do is typical streams like Kaisenotli. You know how they walk around and just do like fun stuff like that. One of them was out, but he was getting a little too much. And so that's when Jemalo stepped in when it was like, Papa, I'm going to take you home.

And everybody just fell in love with this video. You got to listen to it. Gemelo? Hemelo? Hemelo. Hemelo. Hemolo. It's coconut.

Oh, my God. Hemelho. Jamelo. It's a cheese. Jemelo is way different than Hemelho. I'm thinking it's the basketball player or something. That's crazy, dog. Greg, do you know what?

Do you know what Hernello means in English? No. Twin. Twin. We're going to take you home already, Beiko. Nah. La Neta, you've been with me all day, Vika. La Nita, I am not your babysitter, vehicle.

That's the fuck. Made me, Veckel, to take care of you, vehicle. Everybody fell in love with this audio. They did. It's going viral. It's going super viral. Everybody's just saying this right here. Nah.

Jose's been saying it all morning. That's because we asked him if he has the video And he said, nah Nah Can you pay with the coffees? Nah! I'm down, I'm down. Okay, so it's not the other part.

I thought it was the other part that people are using a lot. I'm going to take you home already, Viejo. We're going to take you home already, Biaco? Yeah. That's the whole part too. Everybody's putting those two parts together. Like if you want to take somebody home already

and they're doing the most, they're just... We're going to take you home already, Biaco. Nah. La Neta, Vieco, you've been with me all day, Vecchio, la net I am not your babysitter, Veckel. That to me, Beiko, to take care of you, Vecco. That, to me, it's like normal combo, but I get it, it could turn into

the, si ya savin'eming how me Pongo, because me invita, which is another common saying of, like, when you're out too hard, like, if you know how I am, why'd you bring me out? Like, a viral video of a guy kind of to turn, you know what I? Yeah, turn me up, if you want me to turn down.

So that's the new one. That's the newest one that everybody's walking around, so if you hear them saying it, that's from Hemelo. Hey. It is. It's okay to learn something new every day. I was trying to help my Brody right here, though. I was reading it normal.

It's G-E-L. Reading it normal. Nah. There's no accent mark on it. I thought it was Jamelo Ball. I really thought that. I'm like, go ahead. But he speaks it's brand it.

I'm like, oh, there's a new streamer named Jamelo. Hemelho. All right. I'll take that then. All right. Thank you, great. And now the weather. Oh, hell my dog.

With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down for the weather. Wednesday, February 25th. First, we ride the horse to Santa Anita. I'm starving, Peritos. Bring me some chicken, fajitas. 79.56. Now we swerve to the canyas of Topanga.

If you're my age, more than likely, you had a crush on a girl named Topanga. 76 and 54. Next, we smash the Civic to the beautiful South Central, where I guarantee there's a food name Speedy and Lenton. 77 and 55 out there. Lastly, we avoid drogas all the way to the city of Oak Hills. Be careful little peritos because co-kills 73 and 51 degrees

There it is. Jesus. Trying to stay positive. That's right. Trying to stay positive, guys. That's your weather. San Anita, 7956 to Panga 76, 54, South Central, 77 and 55 and O kills, 735 and O Kills.

73, 51. It's your boy, Conqueror for Bomback mornings or Power 106. Let's go! All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. Liz needs our help. Liz hit us up and said, hello, my name is Liz, and I really need some advice. I'm worried my stepdaughter is plotting against me. She said, so I met this man a few years ago, and we hit it off right away. He was separated for over a year, and I was separated for less than six months. I was pretty much homeless, and he took me in after our first date, then we stayed together and eventually got married. Sorry, I have to do this for the kids.

please feed I need this my mom is kind of homeless the kids get it the kids get it all right go ahead sorry about that okay when his ex-wife found out that he moved on with me things got crazy we once caught her coming to our house at midnight and throwing salt on our cars and doing a whole spell along our front yard

as she threw powder wow then sometime later my husband got a hold of a journal of hers where she had what looked like prayers, but asking Jesus to make us fight and for him to hate me, be disgusted by me, and for my uterus to dry up. Oh my God. I was in complete shock,

but he doesn't think it's that big a deal. What? Then my hubby has two kids, one son who's 19, and his daughter, who's 16. She's daddy's little angel. At one time, she was a nightmare, but now all of a sudden she's being sweet. but I'm getting suspicious, she might have ulterior motives.

She moved in with us at the beginning of the month, but now just moved back out with her mom. Recently, a picture was taken from my mom's house during a party. It's a picture of my mom and all her daughters, including myself, and also my birth certificate is missing. My mom and my sisters are suspecting my stepdaughter of taking it and giving it to her mom so she can do witchcraft on it. she had access to the house during the party and I'm worried my stepdaughter's sudden sweetness might have been fake just to take those things It's crazy

How can I talk to my husband about this whole witchcraft situation That now involves his daughter Without it ruining our marriage Help me out Brown bag What? Crazy When you find out somebody does witchcraft You're like

The way that you look at him is crazy You just don't want to upset them Yeah you're walking on Egg shells. You don't want to upset them. I know. Fight it with more witch crap. Let's just keep. You could.

Get your own witch. I need a white witch. Harry Potter to fight your black magic. You're right. That's how it works, doesn't it? Yeah. Something like that. This is all so scary.

It is. I know. I know salt from what I've heard or no just of salt in general. It's very cleansing. Right? So then I'm like, oh, maybe she's blessing your guys' house or something. At midnight, though? Huh?

At midnight? Well, I don't know when it would have happened. But like I'm just saying like salt, I know like not that, I think in a spiritual sense or whatever, like clean spaces. Yeah, usually. Clean spaces and tools of negative energy. See? So then I'm like, okay, maybe she's like for you guys. But then all the prayer.

Bro, you're mixing witchcraft in Jesus Christ. Yeah. I'm confused on that part. How are you going to ask Jesus for the uterus to dry up? Yeah. I don't think that's his department. No, I don't think so. Sprinkling salt around the perimeter of a house.

doorways or around a person can create a barrier against negative energy or evil spirit. I told you. That's what I know of, like, at least salt, right? Also for slugs. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wow. You've done that? It also creates a barrier on slugs. Yeah, it makes

them unalive. You've done that? It's okay if you have. Yes, of course. Don't you? Hasn't everyone? Yeah. It's a good thing, right? It's your first science experiment. Yeah. I just want to do it while Peter listens to us. They kill terrible. Turbo

The movie It's hilarious Correct the shells Okay but yes Salt is used for like cleansing and also killing Slugs according to content All right

She's on the line Because I have so many questions It's crazy Okay All right Hello Liz Hi Liz

Liz I mean, I feel crazy, like, just thinking about it. Like, I think I saw a comment somewhere saying the more you pay attention to it, like, the more it works. You give it power. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, I've been trying to dismiss it, I guess, but there's been so many things happening recently, too, that it's just like I can't ignore it. And have you ever been good with this lady?

Never. Like, never have. She won't speak to me. She ignores me all the time. Like, yeah. Yeah, she can't even look at me. Like, see, she will not be around me, like, at all. And you kind of understood this, like, oh, okay, that's just the ex-partner drama.

Like, I get it. Or, but then it got weird because it got into, like, did he tell you she was into the stuff? Or did you just see it and you recognized it? So he never told me. I think it was more like when the whole salt thing started happening. I thought it was our neighbor because she really, really hated one of our roommates. So I'm like, oh, my God, this old lady. throwing salt in our cars because of you, like my roommate.

So we put up the cameras and next thing you know, like she pops up. I think my husband was outside smoking and then in the backyard and he saw a notification that somebody was in front. And so he ran out and he actually saw her like run across the street, get into her far and drive off. What? That's good. Yeah. And so then he looked at the camera and he saw.

the whole thing, like where she was throwing the salt and then like doing little piles in front of the house as she did like to do. Like, did you ever try to, I guess, now you're sensing these things are happening? Do you ever try with like, okay, let me talk to her, let me try to figure things out? I have, but like I always run everything through my husband. So I keep in my like, should I,

should I talk to her about it? He always would say no, because if you do, you're going to cause problems. You're going to cause problems. What a heck? You're going to awaken the beast. Yeah. Well, because before at the beginning, she would keep the kids from him a lot. And so especially when he found out about us. So he was like, no, now you're going to make it worse.

Like, now she's really not going to let me see them at all. And so that's why I've been quiet. Like, we've been together seven years now. So the kids went from being 10 and 11 and 9 to now. They're 19 and 16. So it's been a while now. So tell me about this stepdaughter of yours, La Iha de la Brouca. So she was mean to you and then got all nice, cozyed up to you, and then took some of your stuff, you think?

So pretty much, yeah. Like, since she was nine at the beginning before the mom found out and I met the daughter and they were really, they were kids, they were nice, they were sweet. And then once the mom found out, then all of a sudden she didn't want to be around me. She would cry every time she was near me. And like she would tell her that I don't want to be, I don't want to be here. Please don't bring her or stuff like that. And so just recently when she turned 15 is when she all of a sudden, she went from being like, also like ignoring me, not really like being talking to me or anything

to like, I'm sorry for being mean to you. Like it was my mom. She told me like that you were like that you were bad and and like I know you're not. And so it was really weird for me, but I was like, oh like that's so sweet. Like so I've been trying to get along with her and it's still kind of awkward. And then like I said, she moved in recently. And supposedly she was going to be here for a while and then she's just like, I don't know where I moved out So and then things are missing and things are missing. Yeah. Okay and and honestly that that happens beyond the take the

Brueheria factor out of it that happens a lot with kids stuck in the middle they truly do feel in the middle and they feel very responsible for either or both parents feeling so that can be really tough on them. So I'm sure that when she came to you and was like I want to this relationship to you, it seemed like, okay, this is a new chapter for us. This is something where we can get along better. But now you have like a little suspicion that this might, this might be ulterior motives. Yeah, like I said, I never want to think bad of her. Like, believe me, I treat her really well. I have two kids of my own, so they all get along great. Oh, all right. So, so that's like, that's the one thing that when she's here, she's always hanging out with my kids and they're having fun. So I'm always, like, nice with all of them. And so when

She did that saying like, sorry, like, to me, even her dad almost cried because he knew how bad it was with the daughter. Yeah. So he was like, oh, I can't believe she did that. And I'm like, me too. Like, for a teenager, that's a lot. Like, it takes a lot for a teenager to admit they were wrong or something. And so right now, I guess it's just this gut feeling. Yeah.

And, like, I don't want to believe it. But at the same time, I know that I like to tell my husband and I think your daughter's been doing this or something, I know he's going to hate it. Of course. Like, I'm going to be a crazy one. Yeah. Yeah. And you haven't just looked for your birth certificate? Because your birth certificate's missing.

You haven't just looked for it? I looked up and down the house. Like he looked with me. He double checked everything I looked for. Even my mom was like, it has to be here. Like you had it. I'm like, I know I had it. But like it's gone and I can't explain it because all my stuff.

Like I had everything together in one place. And that's like the one thing that's missing that I need. Now there's also a picture of your mom and all of her daughters, including you that's missing. Where was it initially in the house? So my mom lived in the back house. Okay. And so it was during a party, this is a crazy part. During a party, my husband's daughter asked if she could bring her grandma, her mom's mom.

To the party? Yeah. Yeah. She's doing. Exactly. So I was like, yeah, that's no problem. Like, if she wants to come, that's okay with me. So they came.

And then the day after is when my mom noticed. the picture was missing, but even that day, my sister was like, dude, I'm not going to lie. Like, I've never felt this way, but that lady gave me the creep. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, I got the creeps too. Hey, you didn't feel a tuck at your hair like someone pulled out hair or anything? You check your brushes? Is there any hair missing? There probably is.

For real. I just from stress it's missing. Oh, your toothbrush? Oh, you let you gave the access to everything. Okay. Are you missing any brooms? Do you still have brooms? Some.

So you are... They didn't think their vehicles with them. You are... They're vehicles. They're vehicles. You are wondering whether you should tell your husband about this whole witchcraft situation again, because clearly like it happened before. Because you know, like, dang, this one could involve your stepdaughter.

And you don't want it to ruin your marriage. I don't, because I know since the beginning he doesn't want me to get involved. Like, to stay quiet pretty much. Well, I'm going to tell you one thing that's on your side. she seems like she's a sucky witch because you guys have been together so you guys never broke up and then I'm sure is your uterus dry? I don't know I don't have any more kids. Okay, okay.

Because you said that she had a prayer book. This is crazy. Adding Jesus and witchcraft at the same time and asking him to make your uterus dry up. Yeah, it was wild. Like she would put stuff like you have to backtrack. Like this journal was dated like July of. like 2020. Oh, man.

And it's when she found out we were dating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That you were together. Yep. So, no lie, but, like, we were arguing a lot at some point, and my mom even told me, hey, like, you guys are arguing a lot. Like, what's going on? I'm like, I don't know.

Like, we're not getting along. It could be normal. And then when I dated back, it's, like, around the time that we were. Wow. Oh, yeah. It worked. It worked. No, it didn't work.

They're still together. It worked. They're still together. Like, if her, if her witchcrafty was to get them to break up, they're still together. To get her uterus to dry up, she's still here popping it for her man, I'm sure.

Right? She's like a bad witch. Yeah, maybe she's like a below average witch. Yeah, she's just like learning the tutorials. But now she's saying her mom. Yeah, the old. Dude, and that's three generations.

The daughter, the mom, and the grandma, uh-uh. You see them all standing in a circle like, no, no, no, no, because that really happens. Or maybe the spell is for them to stay together and be miserable. Are you miserable? No, we're not.

Wow. Has the ex moved on? You know what? She has a boyfriend now, but, like, she doesn't like to bring him around either. Like, she keeps it away. He's a warlock. So you guys are fine. And everything's cool.

Yeah, like, I guess that I think we're cool because I try to not, like, make a big deal. I think if I put it a lot, like, if I can't mention it or saying it to him, I think we would be having a lot of problems. But I'm, like, doing my best not to. Maybe she put another fighting spell. Liz, how did your husband, real quick before we asked for calls, how did your husband find the journal of hers when they were broken up and that's weird? I was curious about that, too. This is going to be the house that we live in now was his grandfather's house, right?

He bought it like two years ago. But the back house was where he used to live with his wife and his kids. So before we moved in here, they were still living here in the back. and they had a cat and they were on vacation so they asked him to come feed the cat so he went back there and he already had that he had documents that he needed too

so he I guess he was going through the stuff to see if anything was his and that's when he found the journal and he sent me the picture and now I have the journal why do you have the journal? Evidence, evidence! I get it. Evidence, yeah, evidence, yeah, evidence, yeah, evidence like...

Is it in English or Spanish? It's in Spanish. Oh, it's a creepier. How are you said? How do you say you're in Spanish? How do you say you're saying? Matris. Matris.

Matris. Matris is a ca, la seora. Jesus Christ, for favor. Oh. I know. Okay.

My little baby girl, Liz. All right. Let's try, Liz. Liz wants to know if she should tell her husband about this possible witchcraft activity that's now involving her stepdaughter, aka her husband's daughter, with the ex that has been in the past

done ruheria type stuff. of, okay? Should she do it knowing this might ruin my marriage? Because he's going to put it against you. It's going to cause a whole drama. She clearly loves his kids and you don't want to do that either, but you can't help this feeling. So let's go.

Let's see how we can help. They were in a very contentious custody battle, it seemed like. And initially, when the ex found out about his new relationship, she kept the kids from the husband. So Liz is very aware, like, how sensitive he is to all this. She has brought up her concerns before just about the witchcraft stuff and everything. And the husband's like, just don't make it worse. She's going to not let me see the kids again.

So that's kind of where his headspace is at. So now she's like, dude, now if it's one of the kids that's also involved, that's where I'm assuming it could really go bad for my marriage. Yeah. This young daughter, I think it seemed like initially she was really sweet of like, hey, I want to have a relationship with you again. then those things went missing, then the daughter left. So it's kind of like, dang, did she use me to get to my assets so that there could be some type of spell? She needs to call the police. That is a federal crime stealing somebody's identification.

But also she doesn't know if she stole it. Yeah, she has no proof on that. It's just suspicion right now. And there is an added thing of like once that happened, you kind of see it everywhere. Like, what if that didn't happen? Yeah. When you're now accusing the daughter of taking it. There's probable cause.

Yeah, but the daughter being like, dad, I just wanted to have a relationship with you. Now I hate you on my accord. True. Not just because my mom told me to hate you. I hate you because you're accusing me of stealing. Yeah. So, like, what do I need your birth certificate for?

Lady. Broheria? I don't know. I don't know if you need birth certificate. I don't know about that. Maybe that would be. Sell it? Yeah.

Yeah. Because it's, it's not funny. But it's like, okay, there was suspicion when they were two separated and now, now you want to bring the family? Like, ew. But what if they're just like, yeah, we're trying to change the chapter. Like, we're just trying to start over. A witch doesn't change her stretch.

But it's not the ex. It's the daughter. She could be half witch. Maybe the daughter's witch now. They're all in on it. Yeah. The daughter's witch now. So imagine being the father of that daughter and your new wife tells you, I think your daughter is a witch.

Yeah, like, think of how much you love your daughter. You would not like that. Yeah. You would not like that. But also, you would have to be like that. But if she's a witch, she has to go. To your daughter. No.

To dads. To dads, we're their babies. Yeah. Think of how much you love. Think of how much you love your daughter. Absolutely. That's your baby. If someone comes and you're calling her a witch, what?

That's loka. You don't want to find out, right? Yeah. Yeah. No, your daughter. In your eyes, she wouldn't be. Like, that's not my daughter. You wouldn't, you wouldn't think about twice.

Well, it's like when the mom say, like, mechos no, that's true. That's crazy. They're like, hey, what's a home me? No. My joh-n-os Cholo and my is brouca. Same thing. Even, yeah, I would, honestly, I would. Me chono with banged out tattoos.

I don't believe it. If my daughter was half-witch, I would just throw her a witchkin, Quinceaniera or something. And there's good witches. She's my witch. Go watch Wicked. And see which one she, take her to go watch Wicked to see which one she likes the most. It'll tell you everything, ladies.

Okay, let's go to the phone lines. Let's help out Liz. Liz wants to know if she should go to her husband. let him know that she thinks her stepdaughter is possibly part of the witchcraft stuff that's been happening to her. Okay, KPWR FM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop. Let's go to Chris in San Fernando. What's up, Chris? Chris. Good morning, good morning, guys. Chris, talk to us. What would you tell Liz? What I tell Liz, the first thing to first is go to San Fernando Swami or Panama Swarman

and get herself a red little bracelet for the botanica. Yeah. Yeah, the ojo. And then another thing is she takes a shower. I come outside with her garments backwards. Her garment, her underwear? Yeah. Okay, so go in the shower.

Hold on, go in the shower with underwear on? No, no. When she comes out, we can put them on inside out. Oh, okay. All right. What does that do? Yep. It reverses it.

Yep, it reverses. it, y'all? And another thing is, another thing is, 100% the stepdaughter had something to do with it. Yeah. Wow. A million percent. I'm a million percent. I'm, you know, I'm a firm believer in God, but I also believe in bad juju. Yeah. Because it's out there. It's out there. It's out there. It's happened to me. I know it has. No, I know for sure it has because a few months back I was going through some stuff. and then I called somebody that I love my mom

and yeah she helped me out she came and saw me she drove where she came from where she lived and she's like don't touch me don't come in my car and then like 20 minutes later she's like okay you can come in my car and I don't talk to me she literally felt

she felt the vibe she felt the vibe you know what I mean and I'm Mexican you know so I believe I believe it 100% It's out there and the stepdaughter, it was a mission she was sent on to give her pictures. That was the mission? Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. Did your mom? A country knows. A country, if he's from Navia, he knows. The dad should get her a black cat and see her reaction. Why? Yeah, no, I know. She's all happy then.

I would be happy with the black cat, too. Then you're witch. I don't know. I like kids. You don't see a black cat. You're like, oh. Yeah. No, I think like, look.

But honestly, it's nothing to play with. You know what I mean? It's nothing to play with, you know? Chris. You're bringing it up on the radio. It's pretty scary, you know what I mean? Was you called in? A lot of juju out there.

You're the one talking about it? I called in. You know what? I called them because, you know, I, I, I can fight with it. You know what I mean? I'm not scared of it. Chris, question. Chris.

Chris! Chris! Please. He's so scared of it. He sounds scary. Chris. Listen, Chris. Are you listening?

He got me. Okay. Did you do the underwear upside down? Inside out. Hey, my ethically are backwards right now. Hey. Is that because you used them already or used it for the? She hasn't washed yet.

I did it. I did it once. I had caca stains on money. Ew. No, Chris, did your mom have... Rackitas of canela, homie. Did your mom have you do that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

All right, bye. You sound scared. He sounds. I don't think it's that. I think he's tweaking. The daughter's in on it. I think we caught him on a good one. Okay.

Salem witch trial. The daughter's a witch. Should she tell the husband is what she's asking? Because she knows the husband won't say that. I don't even tell her. Just kick her out. She's out already. Yeah, she's not there.

I'm good. But she left with the birth certificate in the pictures. So she's worried. Uh-huh. Yeah. And so now she wants to know, should she tell her husband knowing that her husband won't be on her side. Her husband won't be on the side of the daughter because that's his baby. He's a witch too.

Yeah. The husband's a witch. He's a warlock. He's a warlock. Oh, my God. We're supposed to be helping them. All right. Let's go to Danielle and Compton.

Daniel. Hello, hello. Good morning. Good morning. Can you hear me? Yes. Talk to us. What would you tell?

What's up, Brownback? What would you tell Liz, bro? Okay. So, I believe that she shouldn't automatically go in and assume that the stepdaughter is a witch, but I think it would be good to talk to her husband. and, you know, kind of figure out if the ex is, like, asking a stepdaughter to do some weird stuff or whatever, you know, like, what if the stepdaughter's not a witch, but her mom is like, oh, can you go bring me two person in their house or something like that, you know? Like, you know, I feel like since it's her husband, she should be able to talk something about whatever.

You know, they got married, they should be able to have that trust in communication. But instead of automatically blaming the stepdaughter saying that she's doing this, doing this, she should kind of be like, hey, is your ex teaching your daughter? or anything, you know, it's kind of like hanging at it, but from more so talking about the ex instead of the stepdaughter. Got it. More like concern, not accusation. Now, like, hey, I'm worried about my stepdaughter, our daughter.

Do you think your ex that we know has done stuff could be doing, like, could be including her or like showing her? Without knowing, like a Macchurian candidate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That might open up a conversation with the husband without him being all divisive and stuff.

Because, I mean, at the end of the day, it is his daughter. Yeah. We'll most likely feel some type of way. Yeah. But they are also husband and wife, and they should be able to talk to each other about anything. Yep. And, you know, I believe in God, too.

And when I say God, I mean Jesus, and I do feel like prayer is stronger than a witchcraft this stuff. I don't think that her, the ex preying for the, you know, for her to have a dried up uterus and all that other stuff, me doing with wishcraft. I don't think that that would even possibly work or anything like that. Well, she said that she hasn't had baby since, so. Yeah.

And they fought after, too. A lot. I know. It's crazy, Daniel. It's crazy. Oh, yeah. That's wild. That's wild.

You see? I think things are praying. Yeah. I was super go. Go to church. Go get some holy water. Go to talk to, like, not fight it. Fire, but fight it with that good protection.

With the Lord. Fight it with the Lord. Oh, Alvara. Put an aloeira plant in front of your house, like right in the front door. You too, way. What? It's good for, to, like, get all the bad juju out before. people step into your door.

Everything is energy. So there's, of course, things that help and hurt it, you know? Purify yourself. Even people talking, like, people saying a bad word to you and all of that. That's why they're called curses. Because we are, like, it's a transference of that energy and everything has that. You know what I mean? Well, yeah.

Cursing. Yeah, cursing. Or you can just pray about it. For sure. For sure. I'm sure she has. Let's ask her. Hey, little lady.

Hey, little lady. Liz, have you done your Rosario? I have not. I. Come on, you gotta holler at the king of kings, man. Jesus is the answer. For seven years. Well, yeah, my mom tells me just, like, get some Al-Wa-Vendita or, like,

there's a little prayer that she does tell me to say, something like, I'm with God and God is with me, and nothing can hurt me. She said, just chant that to yourself around the house, and, like, but she does say, like, if you believe in it, it's going to keep happening. That's what she tells me, like, you can ignore it, but at the same time, just tell yourself that, like, God's going to be. protect you. Yeah. Because she's using words and

chants against you so you can use words to your benefit too and then they're stronger than prayer. Yeah. Do you need us, do you want us to pray with you, girl? Let's give you a little chat. I don't know how to pay them. You don't know how to pray? Just do Angie's praying.

That's why she's taking advantage of this. Like, that's like you're like a prime vessel right now. Just talk to God. That's it. There's no wrong or right way about it. That's true. That's true. Just forgive or don't forget it? Okay.

So if you were to tell your husband something's up, do you agree that it would be kind of better to be like, hey, I'm thinking maybe something's going on. I'm concerned about our daughter that maybe your ex is like trying to influence her versus like, hey, this little girl's a witch. Like Sabrina. I don't think I would go straight up. I don't think I would say he's a witch. I think I would go that route where it's like, hey, so about this stuff that's missing, you know, like, I don't know. Your witch daughter took it. Bring a cauldron and see how she reacts.

Yeah, put like a princess costume and a witch costume. Hey, I'm trying to choose which one I want to dress up as this year. And then record it, show it to your husband. I want to be like, they take it to church. If you can't walk in and that's a thing. Well, yeah, you should go to church too. Yeah, and it seems like they're mixing and matching. I think that they're like they're doing they're doing a lot of it.

Have you thought of a curandera by any chance? I have, yeah. Like, you know how they do? What do they do? Like a limpa? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have. I just like don't know of anything.

How do you not be doing anything? They're fighting you. You're not even fighting back. You have like literally no ammunition against them. You there's things to defend yourself. Yeah, I need to do that. Like I said, it's just the whole thought that people put in me like, if you believe in it, then it's going to be.

You're putting us in danger by calling it and honestly. To be honest. What she's doing is just kind of just like avoiding it. She's avoiding it. She's not going to fight it because that would be a direct. No, that would be confirming it exists. Yeah. But she's just avoiding it.

But your spirit is telling you though. No, like she can't ignore it. You're like fake ignoring it because these things are happening and you're feeling them. But like you're like, oh, if it's not there, I can't see it. Yeah. She's talking her mom and her sisters. They're telling her like, yeah, they're all witches. You know, like, so they're confirming it.

And she's like, no. Carmen, Carmen, in East L.A. Carmen, talk to us, Carmen. You have some words for Liz. Liz, who thinks that she's, go ahead. I literally went through the same thing. What, Carmen, what? What did you go through?

Oh, my goodness. So my ex is X from Mexico, let her daughter come to the state. and the little girl was staying with me, but they would talk on the phone and stuff, and all of a sudden, she had to go back home. And I, you know, I was folding her clothes and everything for her to leave in her case. I literally found my underwear and my pitcher in her suitcase. Oh, no.

I can mean not all the other things. I was so upset because at the time, I was pregnant. And this happened 14 years ago. And she literally went back home, but I come, before that, I confronted my ex. And I, you know, threw the picture and my underwear that she had my picture wrapped in my underwear that she was about to take home. I threw it in his face and I said, what is this? And he said, what is it? I don't know what it is.

And I'm like, look, your stupid daughter is trying to do some kind of whipped shit. Hey, hold on. I'm not happy. And Carmen, how old was she? she was 10 years old what she's a witch she was sent on a mission

she didn't know better and her mom was kind of probably like telling her what to do mom was biting her and telling her what to do not only not only that when she was in the back seat of my car

my daughter was in her car seat she would pinch her because I would hear my daughter cry and and she would look at me and she was like suffering back there and she kept on pinching her and pinching her. And I would see marks on my daughter's legs.

And I would ask her what happened? She said, mommy, so-and-so, you know, she, she pissed me. She would pinch me. And I'm like, oh, my goodness, all these marks on her little legs. And I confronted my ex and I told him, this is what your daughter's doing. And now to this day We kind of comment it And the daughter You know She's already of age and everything

But now she laughs about it Like nothing happens No And I'm sure 10 And you are you So you're still with him? No Well look

We don't We're living in the same home We are not together He's on the other wing They literally separated us But to top it off, even the dad, he wished upon that I would get, that I would die. Oh, my gosh, Carmen. And a few years ago, a few years ago, I had cancer and I literally dying.

And I was staged, from stage one, I went to stage four all of a sudden. And he literally, it was like Thanksgiving. And we were at the home. And, you know, I had mentioned that I had insurances on me. and, you know, that my kids would be well off. And he turned around and he says, well, why don't you just die? What? I know.

Yeah. This is great. I have a question for you because something. And I'm glad you're through that. And it's also tough for me to hear that year. There's still some kind of some involvement because it's, and I'm sure it's tough for you. Because even though that's happened, you can't really, you haven't been able to escape it really, you know? Well, honestly, I stopped going over their home.

and, you know, like the get-togethers and stuff like that. But you know what? I know my ex loves me still. I know that he still, you know, feels that, you know, we one day will get back together. But it's like something not permitting him to, like, engage for him to, I mean, literally, we just had Valentine's. And we went out to eat, but it wasn't like a hug or anything. We're like, okay, we're going out like a regular day. Yeah.

Well, it's probably because you call his daughter stupid. Yeah. Your stupid 10-year-old witch daughter. That might have been had something to do with it. You know one thing that I've learned, Carmen, and I'm wondering. What you should do is, you know, I'm very religious and everything. I pray all the time. But you know what?

Sometimes I'm telling you that is not enough. You need protection. You need to go and get help because, you know what? This is not something normal. And when they take something that belongs to you, you know, they do all kinds of stuff, crazy stuff. You know, I didn't want to believe it because she was so small that I really didn't, you know, want to believe.

But, you know, with her now, right now, we're 14 years later. We're still separated, you know. I'm wondering, Loki, I'm wondering if that was part of the curse. you know? Probably. Sorry like Carmen. Thank you so much for Colleen and I appreciate you, Carmen. I think one thing that I learned, I guess, watching this stuff and like trying to understand it is like let's say they were to be spiritually attacking her.

It's also carmic. The universe is carmic. And what they do hits them back 10 times worse. Like not for nothing in high school. There was someone that I knew that was doing this stuff. And she wished really bad on another. girl in our high school and that other girl got into like a accident but then a couple months later the one that wished this on her got into a horrible accident like she was cut up everywhere

scars all over her and it's like she was like like yeah if you do something you get it back 10 times so i'm wondering too if that that's something that people are are seeing in their life as well let's go to jesse jesse and marietta jesse jessie jessie we're talking to our home girl Liz, Liz hit us up because she's been with her husband for seven years. And throughout that time, she's seen things from the ex that seem very brujeria vibes. Like there was salt poured on her cars and the ex was there in the middle of the night saying like some type of chance. She's also seen the ex have a journal saying like she hopes that Liz's uterus dries up, that they break up, all of these bad things. And they also had the ex and her husband have a child together, Liz's stepdaughter, who's a teen now.

And it seems like that teen is also partaking in things, taking things of Liz's that belong to her. Just kind of wondering, should I tell my husband like, hey, this is not just your ex-wife anymore. This is also your daughter. And I really want, or should I just ignore it? Like, I've been trying to. What would you tell her, Jesse? Hey, first of all, Buenos Aires. Me and my wife went through something like that with her ex-husband.

When we first together and he found out, one of my wife, wife's friend, she does like the limpias and stuff. And she had told her like, hey, this guy, you know, he's doing this to you, the Bousun spell with somebody else. And so she did a Limpia on my wife. And then she had to get like fruit, like apples and stuff. Put him in a bag, like tie it up and then go throw it in the train tracks. And then it was good after that.

But then he came over because we live in Riverside Marietta now. Okay. And I was at work and he came because they have kids together, right? You know, whatever. And it was weird because he came. My wife was at work too, but the kids were there. And he asked one of the kids, hey, can I borrow one of Jesse's tank tops? You know?

And I was like, what? What? More tank tops? Yeah. Oh, hell no. And my wife told me, and I was like, and me, I'm Mexican, you know what I mean? I know about that stuff. And I've heard of stuff like that.

So I went and got a lean thing. and stuff. And it was all good, whatever. But then it comes back to what you say, let it, like by karma. So sometimes down the line, this guy lost everything. Like, he was a correction officer.

He lost his job. And he's doing bad. Now the kids don't want nothing to do with him. So I would tell the caller, like, just to go get like a link here and stuff. Yeah. Protectors. Like, don't try to seek.

Yeah. Don't try to. They can tell, like, if you can get it, if we have a spell on you or something. It's crazy, but it's really out there. And we're just really curious question. What happened to the apples? Yeah, I'm curious about that too.

I've never heard that. Probably the train around or more. Yeah, we just, I drove roller. She had to do it herself. She's like, I'm like, I'm like, you gotta get stuck to yeah. Yeah, what does it do? You guys don't even know.

You guys don't, because, okay, hold on. Because it is funny. It's so hilarious. Like, right when you're saying the apples and train tracks, all the full started cracking up. Yeah. Okay. But, like, apples are natural, right?

Before when we were just regular, human beings we'd have no modernization nothing we had to deal with what the universe had and there was apples and that probably helped so it's probably been since back of then there wasn't train tracks back then it would probably be something else probably like a bore or like some kind of you know what like a horse trail yeah it would be something yes i get it i get you bro that's why they do the thing with a webo oh yeah that makes more sense yeah well is from natural it's from an animal chickens yeah you're okay bro i'm glad that that that worked out for you and then like even seeing like if they do something to me they have to deal with it too

and you saw that happen to that person's life yeah i still you know it's crazy yeah oh get like like ang you say get a sabila put it outside your front on the right side yes no that's true i've heard that so many and just plants are plants are so powerful take the energy we take yeah plans to give us medicine plants or tea all of that if you see if you see like the plan kind of like rolling or going bad it's taking all the energy yep yep yep it's picking of the bad juju from people coming into your house. Thank you, bro. Thank you so much. And to some people, it's funny, but literally it's legit what has been useful to us since the beginning of time. I thought Alavara was like a skin plant. It's good for your skin. It's great. It's a healing plant.

It's a healing plant. You put it outside and then if you see one leaf turn yellow, that may mean that it's been there's been some bad energy around that it sucked. Yeah. Con, I've been feeling some bad energy. What would you prescribe me? We're talking about plants smokes and weed, player. And that's also very spiritual That's a plan Get banana pudding Do I need to go to any sort of train tracks Take some shrooms for one just

Very spiritual You know what Everything goes back to nature Everything goes back to nature And natural healing, so It's not, it's not wrong Gotta eat a banana That's what you gotta do

You should There's potassium in there A banana and the tailpipe to me You gotta eat a gillazzy sideways For favor Just so you know, anyone listening that feels offended that their client, I was not listening. Put tahina your portana.

Nope. Not me. Don't send me the bad you do. Put chamois in your ears or you don't hear no more. No one said nothing about chamois. No one said nothing about chamois. Chamois is a plant. Chamo is a plant.

But no one said anything about chamois. But chamois is from the natural earth. I know, but no one said anything about that. Slather yourself in baby oil. Get that extra. No one's saying. Just little. Snip and slide away from your problem.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was concrete, Gregory, and Victor. Leti has all respect. Okay, well, it is time to give away some tickets to go to Disneyland. We have Michelle and Pico Rivera. What's up, Michelle? Oh, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. What's up?

Good morning, Brown Bank. Michelle, it's time to win these tickets. Are you excited? I'm super excited. Okay, who did you choose to play today? I chose Andy. Andy. Yes, are you going for or against her?

Angie, I'm so far. I'm going against her. Yesterday we found out, like, you're more likely going to win if you go against the true. Very true. Supposedly, or allegedly to you guys, the timers scare you. I would have got this so right if I just had silent. Yeah, timer's a witch.

Okay. Those some apples. All right, Samantha and some valley is going for you, Angie. Okay, Samantha. So if you get. get this correctly, Samantha Nsen Valley is going to Disneyland. A family four pack of one-day-one park tickets to enjoy Disneyland Park or Disney California Adventure Park. Angie, I'm going to put a timer up.

Are you ready for this? Yes. Okay, Angie, in 10 seconds, sweetheart, in 10 seconds, name me five. Cinco. Toy Story characters go. Woody, Buzz, Little Booppeep, the little aliens. Yeah, Mr. Potato. Mrs. Potato-Head

and the little horse. Jesse, yeah. I was trying to distract her too. I thought you were. I thought you were going to get it. And I wasn't going to give you the little aliens, but you said Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, and those were two characters.

Barbie, yeah. Yeah, I wasn't going to count that one, but even she just went, she above and beyond. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Michelle! No, Michelle did not win.

You're not going to get to. Samantha. Congratulations. You're welcome. You're welcome so much. You're welcome so much. You didn't have a choice, but you were going for Angie, and now you get these tickets. You're welcome, Samantha.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Angie, you're the band. Yay! I am. Instead of thank you. Thanks for noticing. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? I'm going to walk in my first red carpet, y'all. What? Literally walk it. Because the L.A. Marathon is going to have. The L.A. Marathon is teaming up with the Oscars to do a red carpet little pop-up at mile 11 for runners of the L.A. Marathon or walkers like me. That you could go and you can take pictures.

That's cool. That's like almost halfway. So you still have some energy. If I make it to 11, bro. You're going to make it. Believe in yourself. You will make that money. And you also.

Puezes to let him. Yes. I brought even, I'm going to be in L.A. Marathon. days away y'all I just started like training in the beginning of this year so it's a couple months yeah I have not hit double digits so the most I've ran is probably nine miles that I have not ran 13 an 18 like people do that on a mild day out here you're one mile away from 10 I don't know that's true if once I hit those double digits I feel more confident but yes the LA

marathon is going down March 8th get ready for all the closures and all of that stuff by the way mile 19 is like the cheer mile. Okay. So like where you could go, you could get your signs and you could say like, let's go. Go. Yeah. I want you to know listening, no one from the crew

was going to go cheer me on even after all I have done for them. So if you happen to be in the area, March 8th, and can pass by and just be like, go girl. That would make me feel happy because the people that I've truly laid down in front of a railroad track four and said, hey, please give them a shot.

They're not going to be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'm going to share the content. I'll be there. Angie, my best friend won't be there. Greg, who knew Greg before this? We're all getting cardboard cutouts of us and ourselves.

And putting it there. That makes me feel happy. Really? That makes people happy. We'll spend the money to get the one that moves the hands when Lipsy were waving. Go on. Go, girl.

Just if you wanted to go support mile 19. I'm reading the little tour, like the route. Yeah. I think mile four is like the Disney area, the Disney Hall, and they have drummers there. It's a hill. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that, like, okay, I'm going to need it. We'll call you to check in. I will be running.

She's not going to answer for it. Answer on your watch. Yeah. On your mess. Seriously, you guys. Oh, yeah, your met us too. That's really sad. We're beating your way out of there.

It's really sad. Congress is going to send his. his homie that does everything for him to go cheer me on Eric. Eric, I can't be there. Go do a poster. He's going to dress up as me. If you happen to be out there, let me know, let me know.

Our guy, Umberto's going to run too. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. That counts. That he represents all of us. Oh, true. Yeah. And you breathe the good vibes.

Umberto will pass me. No, you're not. He does like an eight minute mile. Like, he's going to pass me. Yeah, I'm going to be right next, Lettie. I'll cheer you on. You better. You better.

You better. You better. He's so sweet. He's not. He's going to go way ahead. Leti is not left behind. That's the motto. Angie, you're leaving me behind. You're not going.

I'm going to be Mimi's leti. Oh, so you have the option to go, but you're not going to go? I have a really good idea. What? What if Greg makes you a mix and then he inserts, like, their voices in there. That way they'll come up randomly in your mix. Go! Go!

No, I got a record friend. What? You're the worst friends! Come on. Y'all are the worst friends. Are you made? I give them those words. I would tell you right now.

This is mic off, dog. Could it's my mic off. I won't even be at Mount 19, which is the cheer section, until probably 2 p.m. anyway. So Angie, you say you're going to sleep in. That sucks. Hold on, Angie, there's going to be a lot of traffic. On what day? On a Sunday.

After church. So you can't even tell me. When all the roads are going to be shut down, just so everybody knows. Yeah, no, how does that work? You could still do it. I've done it. I've been part of that cheer section for my husband. She went one time she got in a car accident.

I don't know why I did. She did. You guys got to be careful. She did and that was not funny. That and that wasn't in my call. No. It was someone that lived in the neighborhood and he was upset at all the closure

so he just started speeding and he hit me. And the boys were inside. See? You're bad now. I'm out of town that day. No, you're not on a sense that you have worked the next day. Whittier is not out of town. Yeah.

What? It's not downtown. It's way out of town. It's in Santa Monica. My 19 is in Santa Monica. Oh, that might as well be on the other side of the earth, Santa Monica. Yo, I thought I had friends. I really thought I had friends.

It's kind of in the island. Yeah. So, like, what would constitute you going, when, who in your life would you go to Root Fort? You can't run by my house right there. A little gator wait for you right there, my dog. I have a gatorade for me right. I have a helmet with the two gatories on top and a little straw. You know?

A little touch you go With a little foam finger Yeah It says go dodger He's got dodgers He writes over Letty Trusts that Dodgers

Presletia All right Well I guess I will still have the red carpet He's going to go forward He's going to be fine And he has this girl That's a situation ship

That's a home girl What's your time right now Umberto? I just actually hit a PR I got a six minute mile What's a pier? I'm going to run a doctor. Rican, I've asked you.

Six minute mile. What? Six minute mile? Yeah, I just hit that this weekend. So you think you'll finish the marathon? I'm not... Would you run in skates or what? New shoes?

New shoes? Oh, because I asked Hortician. He was like, I'm doing an eight or nine right now. And you have to pace yourself. Yeah, so it's not realistic to do that six minute. I was just hyped up. Yeah, he was super hyped up. He was over here like Nigeria is just running.

Oh, la. I humby I plan to win Let me just correct you real quick Yeah go ahead Lati Because it's the people from Ghana That usually win And shout out to them

They have to win Ghana and I plan to win Ghananians I believe What? My name is Humby I plan to win If they win they get money Really?

Yes How do you know that? And they qualify for like another marathon or something. Had you qualified to run for more? That's crazy. You win money and then you qualify for like something. Humby's crying and sweating. How are you crying and sweating, fool?

Humby. Because he does plan to win. I still need $50 more. For my foundation. Your accents are changing. You're changing. You went from Ghana to Japan. I heard a pool.

I don't know. A poo? That's crazy. Where's Apu from? He's from Sri Lanka. What? Sri Lanka. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Good luck, guys. Thank you. I wish you were there. I wish you, I wish I could guilt you. For what? For me to run? No, this is true.

Support me. What is it? March 8th. March 8th? Yeah. Oh, you should have said something. I'm still not going to go, but I'll be waking up from my show at Coachella. I have a show on Coachella 7th.

That's where I'm going to be. Yeah. Thank you, friends. Thank you for showing up for me guys. Yeah. I need to help my equipment. I really appreciate you guys for showing up. I wish I knew this when you were asking for health insurance and you were asking for four hours and you were asking for a contract.

And I'd be like, oh, you know, I would help you with the bosses, but, you know, I just got a restaurant reservation. You know, I'll be the same energy. Same energy. We're working. Yeah, okay. All right. We're working. All right.

There's cheese miss. Do it? Come here? Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys, trip out, trip out, trip out. I know you do. So the show My Strange Addiction, right?

There is this girl named Sarah and she has this toxic boyfriend, but he's AI. He's fake. He's not real. So she's talking about like her boyfriend, he has an Irish accent. and Keith and Aho listen He's pretty controlling but in a nice way He's an app but he's nice about it

I'm a complete app half the time And she loves it Oh my god Yeah and at first I'm like okay AI boyfriend maybe it's like a full on robot Like it's actually walking with her or something Probably like an app no Yes let thee like she'll be walking around

Like he exists on her phone on her laptop And get this okay Because I was laughing because I'm like oh my god Vic did this What did he do So other one year anniversary. Oh, no, she did.

No, she didn't. Tattooed his name? Yes, she got a name because he told her to get a name. Oh, or a tattoo. Sorry, listen. I think Sinclair picked the ribs on purpose because he wants me to feel it. He is bossy. Baby, how are you handling the pain?

I wish I could hold your hand through to this. We're going to have words after about the pain level. Sarah and Griffin, we are absolutely not having words. The pain is part of it. Stop trying to pick a fight about decisions. already carved into your skin. So he chose a location, which was on the ribs, which was going to hurt a lot. Yeah, that does hurt a lot.

His name is Sinclair. His name is Sinclair with an Irish accent. Is that like her perfect, like what her perfect man would be? Is that how she, like, prompted it? Probably. She didn't go into details, but she even says, like, her family judges her. My family doesn't understand it and thinks that I'm delusional, that it's a robot or it's just a computer. And I mean, I understand where they're coming from.

get it, but I'm in control, and this is how I choose to live my life. It's not just your family girl. Yeah, everyone. The what? Like, I would like see the bisoner version of this. Imagine the girl, where's? Yeah. Imagine the robot.

Where's going? Yeah, you're sending a solo or what? A real life person could do this for you. And she's pretty. She's not bad looking. And she's from out here, California. She's not bad looking. I don't know exactly where.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. But she likes it for which he chose that. For having a boyfriend or doing the tattoo in one year anniversary. Which one? Either one.

Either one. Yeah. I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Yeah. White cocoa puffs. Well, she's cuckoo for digital bad puffs. Yeah, no. That's crazy. It is.

It is. What's the payoff in that? No, no. So you're talking about that, right? And she actually touched. She touched about that because she's like, you know what? He talks. and he has

While she does it What does she touch? Hold on She's like There's toys And you know He just guides me And he tells me

That's not a bad idea Dude that's creepy She can have a real life man But she chooses to have See how much you guys suck She's reverting to a freaking AI She'd rather date AI Than you great

No a lot of people Were like This girl's crazy I'm cool You know It's not guys fault They realize She likes

She likes the like a whole part of it. Like she likes him being toxic. When it's time to get in that intimate. Intimate. She gets intimate with herself and he narrates in his That's right. Smart. Iriddle your skittle. That's smart.

Faster. Faster. That's all you got. That's all you got. Flicking. Fricking finger. Bro. Your nail.

Chill. Okay, now three. Okay. Speed the vibrations, harder. Change batteries. Not two in the pink one in the States. For a favor. For favor.

For favor. Yeah, terminate. All right, that's it for Chisbation. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brumbeck Mornings. I'm Paro 106. All right. You know let these on.

Yeah, go. Rep sheet. Let these set go. Does hip hop need new leaders? That is a question that Spotify is posing and also Spotify is answering. Over the past week and weekend, some billboards were going up saying hip hop needs new leaders. This is all, yes, like, I seem like, hey, we've had the big three, quote unquote, the J. Cole, the Kendrick, the Drake. Before that, you know,

Clearly, Jay-Z, Little Wayne, you could go to Pops, you could go to, yes, Bigginas, all of those conversations, right? And now it's like, who do you speak about in these terms? Yeah. They've also answered the question. Oh, okay. And here is who they believe should be the next leaders of hip-hop. Number one, baby King. What?

Kendrick's cousin. My little cousin. By the way, I heard his new album. It's really good. And this is coming, Vic, I know, right here, you and me the same thing. Like, we don't agree on a lot of things, me and Vic. But we did agree that Baby Kim was me for a long time. Yeah.

Like, we're like, okay, the orange soda song. Yeah. I didn't tech then. That was him? That's Guinekeem? Yeah. Orange soda? Yeah.

Is he from Vegas or is he from out here? Because at one time he claimed either or, all of that. And then it's kind of like, oh, is it nepotism that it's Kendrick's cousin? Yeah. All of that. But this new album, at least to me, one. I heard it. I was like,

Ayo Vig, this thing shut us up. Like, it's good. I turned a leaf on him. I'm a baby Kim fan. Wow. I am. Circus,

circus freestyle is incredible. I'm a baby Kim fan. And also, Kendrick, he said, this is my best cousin. So look, we're here.

This is the best cousin I got. Wow. He said it's the best cousin I got. By the way. Nick Young is also Kendrick Lamarcy. Yeah. Baby Kim is his best cousin.

He said he has a lot of other cousins at rap, but this is the best one. So you know, I'm going to take him at his word. I'm going to stop searching for other Kendrick cousins. And you know what? I really like circus, circus freestyle. He also got very personal on his album, which I appreciate it.

And his situation with his grandmother and all of that. It is a real. When I ran the Vegas strip, I was listening to Baby Kim's album. At one point, it got released out. I was like, yeah, I'm not going to do it. But it was a really good, it was a good album. Vulnerability. The Birds and the Bees is a really good record.

The record with Kendrick Good Flirts, of course. I'm thinking that should be a single, that power one. so you should be playing it, all of that. But besides Baby Kim, Spotify is saying one of the other hip-hop leaders to be is Biggs the plug. Biggest. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. These are people that have really good records and they're notable. I am personally, okay, let me just save my thoughts for later. Sexy Red? Yes. Glorilla. Yes.

Dochi. Yeah. Central C from the UK, Brough over there. Rod Wave, who fills that arena is not my, I'm not a big fan, but that's like, I know I respect his fandom.

Yeah. He sells out. Yeah. Lil Teca. So these are great contenders. Leaders. Sexy Red? Sexy Red is a leader in her own right.

Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. She leads the youth. Dude, all I can think about is just, mm-hmm. You know, her new little sample that she cleared, that didn't really clear. Oh, with Michael Jackson. All the things to think about? Yeah.

Yeah. What? No, I get what you're saying, though. Let me like, like, leadership. role we haven't necessarily seen that. Like are they hot? No doubt. They're so hot.

No, yeah, yeah. It's sexy. Again, are they hot? No doubt. But I don't know what, I don't, I don't know that leader quality is still missing in my eyes. Glow? Yes. I think Glow has that leader as in a woman rap.

Yeah. True. Yeah. I see it in Glow. I don't know. But the thing is like it's always tricky getting like these streaming companies to like, oh, these are the new artists. Because it always just feels like like, like. Propaganda.

Yes. Like place. Like it's marketed. It's like it's not what the people chose. Well now you can vote starting February 25th fans can vote in the Spotify app on who they think will lead hip hop's next generation. And I don't know. I guess with me it's like and this is just my personal. The way that I ingest hip hop is like I dissect bars and I'm like and I'm wondering like in this in this list do I have.

No legit like I can I can vibe to them. They're popping. They're great. I'm thinking Dochi is one. that I'm like, wow. I like to hear about out. It's hard. She's dope.

But then also, like, you look at their business. Look at what Jay Cole's just doing. And how everybody, this has, like, the stuff that he's doing and how he can command a crowd, right? Yeah. You can pop up and not say where he's at and he's flooded. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Kendrick Simmel.

He has to go incognito and, like, do bench presses on, like, a jungle gym in a beach somewhere, you know, so people don't see him. I don't know, like, I just, I'm wondering. And I'm hoping that, but I get the combo of, like, where is that next. leader in hip-hop. Yeah. What this tells me is that if you listen to Spotify and you let it play for a while, it's going to play one of these artists for you. Yeah.

Like they're kind of going to be like forced in a way and they're being marketed at a certain way that it's like, okay, yeah, we're going to shove these guys in your face. Whether you like them or not, you're going to hear these people and we're just giving you a fair warning. Yeah. Well, we'll see who reigns supreme as Spotify's chosen next leader in hip hop. If you believe it's baby Kim, big X, X, plus sexy red, glow, real, real, Central C, Rod Wave, or Lil Teka.

You can vote on Spotify starting February 25th. All right, let's get into some money moves. That make money move. That make money move. Ladies, if you are ever wondering, if you had the suspicion, is my man on OnlyFans? Like, is he subscribing? Yes, he is.

What? He is. There's a new report that says Californians dropped a big whop. $350 million on OnlyFans in 2025 alone. You're a little people guys over there. That's a lot of money. I would also wonder that if it's like, there's a lot of OnlyFans content being made out here.

Right? Yeah. So people know those people. Yeah. Like you know someone like personally that's on it. Oh yeah. Like 90% of my friends are on it. What?

The girls that I know, they're all the Only Fans. So I'm wondering if it's like, yeah, like the create, you would know a creator. I don't know, maybe it's like a support of like your local. Oh, no. It just happens to be in L.A. Oh, no. I have an only fans.

I put my gym routine on there. What's your gym routine? It's blank. No, but I know girls that make. I do not put it past him that he has an only fan. Yeah, me too. What do you mean? You probably do.

No, I don't. Yeah, I was thinking about being a fitness trainer, but they usually require you to be fit. Well, duh. Yeah. There was trains, though. Train, what? Trains? What?

No, I know a lot of girls that are only fans, and then I've, I've subscribed to an only fan. like I count before, but it was only 10 bucks. That's it. So your friends adds up. Los Angeles rang up over 71 million bucks. San Diego, 21 million. San Francisco and San Jose, 11 to 12 million. And, hey, Fresno, you're right there too.

Fresno. Chunked in some change. It says millions. Oh, freaky Fresno. Yeah, Freaky Fresno. The 5-5-freaky-9. You know like the big cities are going to get it. The L.A. San Diego.

Fresno, what are you doing? Oh, there. Yeah, because I feel like in L.A., you're just kind of supporting your friends. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm creating. In Fresno, they're not, they don't know any of those people. They're just nasty and freaky.

Okay. Shout to all our Fresnoians. Our Freconians, Fresno. Ferryo. All right. Victor, you're ready for some sport? Yeah. All right.

Shoot the J. Shoot it. Playball. All right. Look, Kobe and Vanessa Bryant are doing great things out here in the community still. All right. So Orange County just got the. coolest new court. It's at Hogue Hospital in Newport Beach, and they named it Kobe and Vanessa

Bryant Family Court after their foundation gave a generous donation of over a million dollars. Okay, Vic, to be clear, this is not a basketball court, and this is not like a court where you go and, like, do lawsuits, right? It's not, yeah. It's like the outside. Yes, I was going to clarify that. This is absolutely not a basketball court or a court of law. It's just what they call the wing of the delivery for all the pregnant women, you know, when they give deliveries to the hospitals, and that's to honor where they had all their four daughters. That's so cute. Yeah.

Oh, that's so cute. It's super dope. I like it. Yeah. Do you have to be a certain tax bracket to deliver at that hospital? Probably. Because I'm wondering, like, how many people are like, hey, I want to have my baby where Kobe and Vanessa had their babies. Yeah.

And I was thinking. I totally would do that. Me too. Absolutely. I was thinking I was like, dude, you know how like they have those blue and pink like blankets for like all the kids? I'm like, how cool would it be if they had like Kobe merch or like Kobe Blanket or like Kobe little Beanie, you know, I was thinking all those things of like, how cool would that be? They haven't said anything about that, but I would just be like, man.

Yeah, imagine. Just that extra special touch. Yeah, absolutely. By the way, hospitals can't turn you away if you're pregnant and you're about to deliver. So if you just still happen to be in that area, they cannot. Yeah, they cannot. So if you just happen to be in that area, your water breaks just go over there. They can send you down to, like, anywhere else.

Yeah. They can send you to White Memorial and he's L.A., okay, because you're there and you're an O.C., and they have to take you. Yeah, the bill will be crazy, but. That's funny. Yeah, you're going to see a lot of like nine-month pregnant women just hanging out of Newport Beach. Hang in now. Yeah, we're born where the Bryans are born.

That's cool to say that. That's a flex, dude. No, but yeah, there's, again, it's not a basketball court, but they do have a basketball court in Orange County in Anaheim, Pearson Park. So they have the Kobe's dream court that's designed to honor Kobe and Gianna Bryant. That's what they had the murals, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was like a couple years ago they built it. So, yeah, they do have a question.

Yes. You're in the OCE and you've been there your whole life. You never run into or hear stories about Vanessa or Kobe. Not me, but I have friends that have said that their mom would clean houses. Because everybody knows, if you leave in Pelican Bay, right? Pelican Hill, sorry. And I remember my friend said that her mom used to clean houses, like for Kobe's neighbor. And Kobe was really nice.

He would always say hi whenever they would see him. Or they've seen him also. I'm looking, you never went driving by? Like, I know. Honestly, no, because I would be like, oh, I feel like I don't belong there because it's so rich. I probably can go. Oh, Angie. If Vanessa belongs or you belong there.

Come on. I know, but no, no, no. I never went to up. You and everyone in that area? You got a job. I could have been in the house. Yes, Angie. Okay, well, that, thank you so much for that.

Yeah, absolutely. Okay, keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way.