Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 668 (Full Episode) The Sancho with Morals 🌹 + The LA Metro Invites You to Ride the D | Brown Bag Mornings (02/27/26)
Episode Date: February 27, 2026The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Josh, a self-proclaimed "Sancho with morals" who is caught in a two-year situationship with an engaged woman but draws the line at marriag...e. The "studious fools" also roast an LAPD officer caught skydiving while on disability and investigate the "scientific" claim that your favorite color might actually reveal you're a total psychopath. [Edited by @iamdyre 🚄]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
Metro Los Angeles wants you to ride the D, baby.
Yes, there's a D subway line. The Subway's, Ride the D, D, D line.
D line, all of that.
And I like that. Although they do have merch that says write the D, you can get it.
at metro los angeles.com.
But it's going to be really cool.
You can go underground now in Los Angeles.
And I know there's like little parts everywhere
that we seem to be able to go to,
but no one does because over here everyone drives.
However, bro, imagine going from like Beverly Hills
to, I don't know, pick a place in 25 minutes.
So you're going to go underground to catch the D.
Yes, the D lane.
It's a subway.
Don't go, bro.
Don't go because you don't want to be sussie.
and then all of us that don't mind a faster travel time will go.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
Oh, my goodness.
Yes.
They also do, again, they have merch that you could buy and literally says ride the D.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, I got to go catch the D real quick.
Hold on.
From downtown L.A. to Beverly Hills in under 25 minutes, you guys.
Does it pass through WeHo?
I believe so.
The stations hit major corridors, Wilshire, Miracle Mile, Beverly Hills, and put cultural hotspots like Lackma, the Grove, the original farmer's,
and more within quick subway reach versus how much traffic.
Because you've been around there is a lot of traffic.
Yeah, that's cool.
Has it always been there?
Like this.
It's always been in the works.
But they're speeding up a lot of these in the works type of situations because of the Olympics.
When the hell are they creating tunnels under us?
It's underground.
The future of Los Angeles will be underground just like New York City.
Conspiracy says there's been underground cities for.
Oh, God.
The reptilians all they're under there.
This guy watches Ninja turtles
He does
Lidget turtles splinters down there
I would go looking for them
The underground and everything
You ever tied?
No, I wish
Do it?
Yeah
All you got to do is like pop up
One of the little one of the hubcap things
That are in the middle of the street
Oh, the turtlebacks?
Yeah, the sewer
Those are turtle backs
Sewers
Turtrients
The turtle prince
Yeah, it makes sense what he's saying
Yeah
We know what you're talking about it
The cover thing totally makes sense
All right.
Anyway, yes, it's available.
It's going to be dropping in May, excuse me, but right now you could go to the Metro Los Angeles shop and get your ride the D shirts.
Nice.
That's going to be so popular on TikTok.
I feel like people are going to like, oh, watch me ride the D, you know, and then it's like it's going to be this whole thing.
Bro, if it gets me anywhere in 25 minutes in Los Angeles from downtown, I'll take it.
I'm doing that.
It might be bougie, too, which is cool.
Yeah.
Taking the train is awesome.
I love taking the train.
So do you drive to the train and then get on the train?
Yeah.
So I'll take the train from Boyle Heights to USC and it's fun.
Angie used to come on the train to downtown.
Yeah, all the time.
And then from there I'll take the metro and then walk.
Oh, get bored.
I was.
That's more efficient because you keep parking, you think gas, you think all of that.
It was actually a lot cheaper if I, like, what I spent on gas.
Because I think I paid like.
Yeah, I think I pay like a month was like 200 and something, which again,
cheaper than gas.
Yeah, all right
Angie, I'm with you
Yeah, we'll go ride the D together, me and you
Thank you
Do it, come here
Now what's going on?
She's Mason with Angie
Okay, you guys, so Amanda Seifred
She's the famous actress, right?
She's known from like Mama Mia
Jennifer's body, dear John,
but I know her
From Mean Girls.
It's 68 degrees
And there's a 30% chance
That it's already raining
I know her as Karen from Mean Girls, right?
So she has a new movie coming out called The Testament of Anne Lee, right?
Where she portrays like an 18th century religious leader.
And she went on to a podcast and she was talking about it.
And Homegirl had a TMI about a specific hole during the movie.
Listen.
This movie, it needed to be graphic.
So, like, I had a prosthetic.
It was cool.
It was exciting.
I was pregnant and naked, but I wasn't naked at all.
Cannot see my bachsh in it, but I swear there is a prosthetic.
What?
She admitted to having a fake hole back there, but it's like, why?
I get it.
Why, Amanda?
Because you're not actually seeing hers.
You're seeing a fake one.
Okay, you're right.
But the thing is, the thing is that she even said it like herself, like you can't even see it in the movie scene.
It doesn't even show up.
Yeah.
She just wanted for funsy.
For safety.
Yeah.
For Justin Casey's.
Yeah, exactly.
But that's the first time I heard that.
I'm like, I didn't even know they did.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I never heard of that.
Fake all that?
It's like makeup.
No, it's like when they put like the underwear down there.
Supposedly they have underwear down there.
But when they do the scenes, the intimacy scenes.
Yeah.
No one's really going.
Oh, that's like a chastity underwear?
Yeah.
Almost weird.
I don't know.
Yeah, just hitting the fence.
You're the Hollywood superstar.
I know, true.
I know, true.
Did you have a fake butt hole in Glika?
For no reason?
For no reason.
Why would I have a fake bow?
I don't know.
I'm bad.
I have fake Fierro
and click
So watch to find out
It's just a walking part
You see the part where I'm walking funny
Yeah
Thanks
Squam
All right that's it for Chishmation
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By your Toyota dealers
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I'm part 106
Box Talk
Okay
Has Canelo
been cheating this whole
Don't say that.
I know he had that little
Carni mishap or whatever,
but supposedly it goes deeper than that.
What?
Yes.
Okay, Crawford, who fought Canelo this fat.
Last year, he won and the decision
it was a really tough way to watch.
Everybody left just quiet.
Just like, ooh, my stomach hurts.
Right?
Yeah.
But Crawford went onto the Joe Rogan podcast
and they were talking about how hard it is
to drop Canelo Alvarez.
And Joe Rogan was like, look, it's his chin.
That guy is incredible.
Like he's so, like a better term, hard.
And Crawford was like, oh, no, no, it's not that.
It's actually this.
Check this out.
He's got a crazy chin.
It's something unusual.
No.
You don't think so?
No, they say redheads is hard to knock out.
It's proven.
Yeah, I googled it.
What is they called?
Ginger's.
Yeah.
I promise you, where you look it up.
Well, they have a higher painter for us, supposedly.
Yeah.
When you look it up, I looked it up because my cousin,
She's a nurse and she said, yeah, them genders, they hard to put to sleep, even when you giving them the aesthetics to go to sleep.
Really?
Yeah.
I think he meant anesthetics, but yeah.
It's okay.
Yes.
And apparently Joe Rogan does the research right there live on the show.
That's cool.
And this is what you read.
Interesting.
Redheads often possess unique pain profile generally exhibiting a higher threshold for specific types of pain like heat or pressure, but requiring 19 to 20% more.
general anesthesia.
Wow.
That's supposedly.
What?
Is that wild?
That's wild.
It's wild.
He's superhuman.
Yeah.
Shout out to all the homies that are gingers.
I have always been there for you and thought you had superpowers.
And now I know you do.
My grandma's a ginger.
This makes a lot of sense.
Lots of like pain tolerance.
I didn't know that either.
You know, just cleans all day.
So could this be why Canelo-Avarez is Canelovris?
Oh.
Like has gotten that far in the game because, but it's genetics.
He isn't in that.
Ametics is advantage to end us in any way, shape, or form, right?
Wow.
Or is this cheating?
No.
That's not cheating.
No, it's not your fault.
You're a superhuman.
Right?
That really makes me want to have a little ginger baby.
That's a little supervato right there.
Supervato.
Supervato.
And there's that rumor that like ginger's have no soul.
They just have a higher pain tolerance.
You just can't drop them.
I do that I do not have no soul.
He has a lot of soul.
Yeah.
Very respectable.
Little Rapunzo can't get knocked out.
Crazy.
A guy will tell her I would put you to sleep.
No, you won't.
Pulse is a ginger.
Lindsay Lohan, she was a ginger husband.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude.
She did a lot of drugs and she was getting locked out.
Yeah.
She's fine.
You better stop.
She went to hospital for exhaustion one day.
She did.
You're like, you're lying.
You're fine.
You're right.
You're right.
All right.
Well, Canelo Averis.
There you go.
That might be his secret.
Damn.
What?
What were you saying?
What did he say, Drake?
I said the most posth thing I've ever heard.
What?
What?
Greg, no, you'll be quiet.
Greg, what did he say, Greg?
I yawned, right?
Like, right before we're getting on, getting on?
And he looks at me, he's like, hey, that's my size right there.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
I was like, you're, you're.
What?
Yo, that's next level.
It took me a second to get what you said.
That's great.
That'll be one way to get people to.
stop yawning in here.
Yeah, that's all I'm like, I don't want to, I don't want to yon.
What?
Your eyes just get watery because you're holding in your yawn now in front of concrete.
Can't yawn.
That was crazy.
Greg, I will get to our HRs is.
That's crazy, though.
I did not say that.
Wow, I would never say that.
That's my size right.
That's crazy.
That was crazy.
I can't even look at caught right now.
I think it's going to be awkward in the shower later.
What?
You get in the shower?
That's another positive.
That's another, but that's what?
He said it on air.
That's crazy.
What?
Like after the show, you know, when we hit the shower?
He said,
What?
There's not even showers here.
That's a bigot.
A little bird bath in the bathroom.
Good game, y'all.
Good game.
A little butt slap for you.
Sorry.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
You're petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and a pettiest.
Boy, do you look at that.
More back-end talk on Brownback Morning.
This time for San Diego Padreys pitcher Matt Waldron.
He's been shut down from baseball activities after he went, um, surgery to drain an infection and his back end.
It was a hammer-related issue that got so.
So bad.
They actually had to take him out of spring training.
But here's where it gets petty because of dude wipes.
You know dude wipes.
Yes.
I love dude wipes.
They're made for you fools.
Yeah.
Love them.
Dude wipes, the flushable but white people saw the whole situation and basically said,
look, he needs our stuff.
And we're down to send him their fragrance-free hemorrhoid soothing wipes to help him recover, okay?
Those work.
I feel like someone at dude wipes or somebody who's a Dodgers fan is like,
bro, this is perfect, just do a post.
And they have his name on a big old crate
full of dudewives. Like, hey, we got you,
bro. Don't even worry.
Because Loki, that is kind of embarrassing, like,
getting taken out of a baseball.
Hell you.
Like, I got hemorrhoids, bro.
Like, what?
Hell yeah.
People are going to call him the San Diego Paz-Dreys.
You know what I'm saying?
Why?
Pause.
But what's Paz about it?
Pause.
Concrete.
Ayulah, Ayo.
Hey, Ulauella, Awe.
Do I have called Cali 93-9-9.
Do it.
You love it!
San Diego
Victor, what's wrong with you?
San Diego.
In his head,
it made sense.
That made a lot of bars.
All right.
Well, Patty Police goes today, goes to
two wives for being like a.
To his hemorrhoids.
To the posthre.
It's ironic because he's a knuckleballer, too.
What's that?
What does that mean?
He's a knuckleballer.
What does that mean?
He's a knuckleball.
Yeah, he throws a knuckleball.
Oh, literally with his knuckles.
Yeah, that's it.
This viral monkey punch is still everywhere to this day.
And everybody loves him so much.
And everybody's happy.
The monkey over there in Tokyo?
In Japan.
Yeah, Japan.
Yes.
Everybody loves him so much.
He even got a new toy and people are mad that they took away.
Oh, no.
Yeah, because that was his, what is it, his safety at?
Plush?
Yeah.
The orangutan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's had since he was a baby.
His mom abandoned him, and then he's been carrying him around the zoo going viral, such a cutie pot.
Yeah, a little cute little monkey, you know, he was so cute that people made a corrido for him.
Oh, I love it.
Yes, they're going viral right now.
They're called Easy Band official.
Yeah.
You know them, Con?
Yes.
The lead teamer Jamie decided to make a Corrido for Punch, and this is how it sounds.
I love it's a punch gunner,
a man
Aja in
A lot of
A macho
A macho
A lot of
It's a tiger.
Yeah, they're great.
They make a lot of covers
of like different
viral stuff.
I love it.
Yeah, I like it a lot.
A mono punch.
I'm gonna be pumping this
in my truck right here.
Oh gosh.
How do you know them?
We did a show
I was hosting
an opening up for
Mr. Felipe Esparza
out in Houston
and they were the opening band.
Oh, wow.
They called them Espalser.
Esparza.
on them.
Felipe Espos.
Oh, yeah?
Spaws.
Spaws.
Spas.
Hey, you and Felipe Spars are in the same room?
Crazy.
You never thought that would happen.
Yeah, I know.
Because you guys look so much alike.
Yeah.
You're so mad.
No, why?
I love Felipe.
That's the hollings.
Do you guys hear how his voice changed?
That's the Perlitz right there.
I know, but you guys look alike.
That's the foo.
Okay, but you like this, Corrido.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to run it one more time.
Listen to this.
I love punch.
I love it.
I love it.
For being
a cold punchoon
was a
man
a mancaco
that caused conmocio
Monocoridos.
He's immortalized with the
Corrido.
Yes.
Can we get a Corido if you know,
for?
Monor Ridos.
It would be some time.
I'll tell them.
I'll tell the easy man.
And monoconcrete.
Yeah.
And now the weather
With concrete storm
Berritos it is going down for the weather Friday, February 27th
and I want to give a very special shout out to my poppy
It's his birthday today
Shoutouts to Poppy, Papi Pappy Te Ceremoch, let's go
First we slide to the city of Compton
Next week, me and EMA will be in San Fernando
bawling like John Stockton
90 degrees and 59 at night
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're talking about Compton, then you're talking about San Fernando?
That's right.
Okay
You're just confusing
You're just confusing
You're in confusion right now
No I'm just saying
Shout out to Compton
I'll be in San Fernando
Next week
Bonn like John Stockton
Got it got it
In Stockton
No
Another city
Yeah that's three cities
But then I will be in Stockton
March 14
Oh my god
Bringing the heat
With me and Greg C
Ooh
Does it rhyme
Just his size
You stop
Okay Connie
Go ahead
Now we sip on Raspaos to the city of Los Angeles.
It's going to be hot.
I'll be double-cheeked up, dressed scandalous.
Double-cheeked up and crazy, huh?
I shaved, too, so it's going to look good.
You shaved your cheeks?
90 degrees and 60 at night.
Next we send out a shout out to Sharky in the city of Linwood.
He stays doing burpees being a fit fool.
91 and 59 degrees at night.
Lastly, we hit the barbecue spot in Northridge.
Take your baby girl for some short ribs.
89 degrees and 61 at night.
It's going to be hot again during the day
and pretty cool during that night, guys.
Just a little, the wrist thing.
Today is Friday, we cannot eat meat.
Thank you, Angelica.
Wow.
Wait, why is that?
Wow.
Lent.
Well, what about if you're not of the religion, dog?
No, I'm just saying if you are.
Huh?
But you are.
I'm eating fish ribs.
Fish ribs?
Ew.
I don't know what you guys are doing today,
but I'm eating fish ribs.
I mean you shrimp ribs, okay?
Barbecue shrimp ribs.
Barbecue shrimp ribs, guys.
Let me tell you.
It's a new thing.
It's a delicatessen.
You guys wouldn't know.
It's a deli?
It's a deli.
Yeah, whatever, dog.
Menteenista, what?
No.
What's the weather for?
You know what?
Hey, Compton, you're going to be 90 degrees and 59 at night.
Los Angeles, 90 and 60 degrees at night.
Linwood, 91 and 59 at night.
And then Northridge, short ribs.
89 and 61 at night.
It's your boy concrete from Brownback Morning's a pound of six sponsored by myself.
Oh.
But you could be right here for the right price.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Josh needs our help.
Josh hit us up and said,
Brownback, do I got a story to tell you?
My name is Josh.
I'm 27 and for two years I've been messing with this girl I went to high school with.
She's a year older than me.
She's cool and all.
But she has a man and I know him too.
He said they've been together since high school.
And recently she got engaged and now I'm like, that's it.
You know, I told her we are done.
But she got drunk and called me again at midnight and she's been sending me text saying she misses me.
and all this stuff.
Wow.
She's been telling me her man problems, and I don't care.
I'm just hitting it, you know?
Oh, my God.
He said, ever since she got engaged, I'm feeling guilty.
Like, damn, this guy went all out for her, gave her a ring,
wants to marry her, and here I was hitting it with no effort.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I don't blame her.
It's me, but like still.
Oh, my gosh.
So what y'all think should I tell her fiance and save the bro?
Or do I keep her secret?
Well, first of all, you got to catch these hands with bro.
Catch hands.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
If you tell him, you'd have to catch the hands.
Right?
No, yeah.
Yeah.
Dude.
Yeah.
You can't tell him and you know him without it being something on you too.
You can't just be like, hey, man, your girl, she's striven.
You can't sleep with me?
It's so crazy.
Your girl, I don't know how she didn't have a conscience.
Because you said you knew the guy too.
Yeah.
So what about your conscience?
For sure.
What you got to do is that?
Hey, a yo.
Singed on a water.
It's crazy you're wearing a raider jersey, a raider shirt as a Chargers fan.
It's drifted.
Yeah.
It don't matter.
Get on that swag.
But anyways, let's go back to you.
Oh, God.
By the way, this is Josh, right?
You just sound like it.
Josh is on the phone.
Josh.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
All right.
So take me back a little bit.
because you said you knew her from high school
but you barely started her, you know where like two years ago,
but she's been with her man since high school.
So you've known both of them.
Like not so know of.
It's not like, like, I would say what's up to them or anything like that.
But you knew who they were.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But you knew her man.
Don't try to like disconnect yourself from her mind.
You knew her man.
I bet you know his first and last name if y'all went to school together.
Nah, no, no.
I ain't know a last name like that.
Okay.
You know his first name?
Okay.
I think.
I think.
Oh, gosh.
We're already here, Josh.
We're already here.
You knew the guy.
You knew they were dating, but you said, how did you reconnect with her?
How did this whole initial hooking up happen?
Nah, it started at a party.
So we were out, right?
But her man wasn't with her.
So she was with her home girls and stuff.
So they, I mean, they started talking to me.
We went back in Florida, got numbers, right?
And then we were texting cool for like a year.
Hold on.
Hold on.
that I'm gonna stop you right now.
I'm gonna check you live on air, bro.
You can't lie.
You told us something very different
when we got you on the phone yesterday.
You said you hit on her at the party.
Yeah, yeah, we were talking.
You right now, you just said.
Yeah, they're talking to me.
They came up to me and said,
What's up?
Bapapapit Tulo.
Let me get your number.
Can I buy you something to drink?
Nah, but you know how it goes out on a party?
You say, what's up?
You can go out.
Okay.
Yeah.
But you did that noise she had a man.
That?
Not because I didn't follow.
her or anything at them so she was there alone.
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Oh, so you thought she was single. It's her fault.
Fair game. At the beginning.
So then y'all, so then y'all were, you were talking for a year.
Yeah, something like that. Like, it was cool at first. So it was just like friends stuff, right?
Like, hey, what's up? Okay. Like a little flirting here and there, but nothing, nothing too bad.
Okay. So no, no, no, not in the first year.
Not the first year. Got it. Okay.
Yeah.
After that, like, like, text started getting more flirty and stuff.
And, you know, like, we seen each other again.
And then that's when stuff was out.
Because then that party wasn't just, like, talking.
Like, we were dancing and stuff, you know, maybe a kiss here and there.
And then after that, like, the message got a little wild.
And then that's when everything else started.
At what point did you find out or re-find out that she's still with the guy she was with in high school?
Probably like, like eight, nine months in.
Okay.
So while you guys were texting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so like that didn't really bother you at the time because that's just her man.
Like that's not like, because it eventually starts to bother you.
But initially it didn't.
And you said you had no feelings.
Like it was just like, I'm just looking at what her.
I don't care.
No, no, no.
So like there was like a four month period where things got serious, right?
It was like like talking every day.
Like she was like like in between.
Oh, I don't know if I should leave my man.
whatever like they're having issues and stuff and now she's bringing me into it right like like
falling like reaching out and all this stuff okay and then but what were your feelings like
because you mentioned you don't care like you were just hooking up so you didn't care and you
wouldn't mind because it's you like of course anybody would want to hook up with you right
i mean he's a 10 he believes he's a 10 he believes he's 10 that hello so
So you said that you had no feelings or were there feelings at some point?
Maybe like for like two months, right?
When things got said, well, she actually started taking like things into fact, right?
She was like, yo, like maybe this is something.
And then like that, but then after that we cut it off.
We try to cut it off, right?
And I was like, yo, like this is it.
I'm going to be mean to you.
Like, that's it, right?
But then she started getting me stuck because I was being mean to her because I didn't want to talk to her.
So she's like, she got even worse, huh?
She liked you more.
She liked you more.
She couldn't resist.
She couldn't resist.
She could not resist.
She could not resist Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
So then you see them getting, like, engaged.
Does she tell you?
Do you see it on social media?
What is it?
Oh, social media.
So on social media, right?
And this was why you guys were hooking up still.
Like, like, we had it like maybe like a month before that.
Okay.
So, but you had broken up or you guys were still talking?
No, no, no.
The late night texts were still coming in.
Okay.
Okay.
So you see she gets engaged.
And then what happens, brother?
And then I'm a good person, so I texted her and I was like, yo, congrats.
But like, this is dead, you know?
That's it.
And then I left it at that.
But the message just keep coming in.
You couldn't have just ghosted her, blocked her?
Yeah.
Because, like, the congratulations also can seem like.
Like a little bit.
Like petty, pastor aggressive.
Hey girl, congratulations.
Like that you even saw.
Congrats.
Like if it was over, why'd you even look through her stuff?
Good luck.
You know?
No, no, no.
It's on the feed.
Okay.
Suggested for you.
Yeah.
It's on the feed.
Okay.
So now you see them engaged and now you feel guilt.
Now you're like, oh my gosh.
It should have been me.
He should know.
Well, if you're going to keep texting me, like, I'm not going to keep here.
Like, now like you got a guy going out of your way.
like he's tying the nod and stuff
if you're gonna keep texting me like
like that's not a right
it's not none of it was right
even the other stuff was not right
but this one is the one that's like
this is where I draw the line there needs to be
more sanchos like you
Moros yeah yes
Sancho and Moros
no married women
no married women that's no married women
no engaged women
don't yeah she's not married yet or women
in relationships it's the same thing
okay women in relationships are
fair game?
I mean
they're not engaged
yeah it's okay
yeah
just you say so
look
ain't no kids
there
ain't nothing
too serious
if it's just a relationship
okay
never know
but engagement is
is really serious
and now you feel guilty
like girl
like respect yourself
why are you
why are you texting me
respect your man
respect your man
respect you're bad
So you really want to know if you should hit her man up and do what?
Because at the same time, when you're hitting him up to him,
it's like this guy I've known since high school has been sleeping with my girl.
Yes, my girl is wrong.
He's going to have some issues with you personally.
How do you think that's going to play out?
What are you going to do?
You're not scared of him?
How do you think that will play out?
Like what do you think, like you tell him?
like, hey, I've been messing around with your girl, and I just had it tell you because you just got engaged to her.
I'll put up the whole scope.
I'll be like, look, look, I told her, like, you know, when you guys got a gay, that was out, but I keep coming back.
Okay.
She keeps coming back, big dollars.
She says she's not satisfied at home.
And what if he says, why don't you tell me sooner, bro?
Then you guys were married.
You guys weren't married.
It wasn't serious.
It wasn't serious.
I didn't know what he was going to do, you know?
I like this guy.
It sounds like you're,
you said you have no feelings for her.
Nah,
no,
it sounds like you're upset that she's doing
and like it's,
I don't know how much of it is like,
oh, my conscience
and how much of it is like,
nah, she's moving on.
It's more like, like,
why you keep hitting me up?
Like, I already told you,
like, you got what you wanted.
Like, it's,
It still sounds like you're mad.
Yeah, you sound a little.
You got what you want.
You took my body.
How dare you?
You used me.
Use me.
That's how you sound right now.
Because the part of it sounds nice.
Like, yeah, I just got to tell him.
Like, she's doing him wrong.
I just feel like I'm a man.
But it feels like also like you're a little bit hurt.
How dare you marry you another man?
No, like I'm cool with it, but like you can't keep hitting me up, you know?
They've blocked her on.
You feel like she's stringing you along a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's feeling.
Yeah, he has feelings.
He didn't have no feelings.
He was like, nah, I don't, we don't feel.
Well, Josh is a player, but he has feelings too.
Whoa, whoa.
So how much of it is you want to say it because you're hurt and how much is it you want to say it because like you want to do the right thing?
Nah, it's like like 50-50, right?
Okay.
Have you been listening to a lot of Drake, maybe some Marvin's room?
Have you been feeling those songs a little more lately since this whole situation happened?
Nah, bro.
I've been listening to like Juan Sebastian songs, you know?
Juan Sebastian.
Tatuages, pataches.
Oh, that's even worse.
All right.
How old are you fools again?
How old are you?
27?
27.
And she's 28.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, how tall are you?
Like, 5.9?
Oh, okay.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
All right.
The guy's think you're short.
Yeah, we had a bet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were all between like 4-11 and 5-2.
Oh, hang on not.
Short-king activities?
He's short king activities.
No, no, no, it's fine.
5-9.
5-9 is.
I'm good.
Ha-tamos.
Hey-tamos.
Okay.
And for the record, you do not want to hook up with her anymore.
You don't want anything to do with her.
No.
Because she didn't choose you.
She didn't.
What if she's not engaged anymore?
So you want to blow up her spot?
Uh-huh.
And Tampocos.
Well, what do you think it's going to happen, dog?
What do you think it's going to happen?
Look, look, if this was like reverse rolls, right?
Uh-huh.
What the world say?
She's doing the right thing.
Yeah, no, if you were a girl calling in, no, if you were the girl and you were calling in, like, yes, he got engaged to this girl.
And now I want to tell her because as a woman, like, I, girls, girls.
Everyone would be like, yeah, you're mad, you're bitter.
And this is why you want to blow.
And then you weren't mad when you were the sanchot all this time.
So why you can't know?
That's what the answer would be for a girl.
But they'll be like, like you got to tell his girl because he keeps sending you up.
Yeah, because he cut it off.
The guys would say, girl, shut up.
No you roll.
They would do like that.
Show your roll and shut your mouth.
Exactly.
You were happy in the dark this whole time.
Now you want to come to the life.
But it's different because he's a sancho with a conscience.
Okay.
And there needs to be more like him.
Do you wish that it was you getting married to her?
Growth.
What's up?
Do you wish it was you getting married to her?
Nah, she'd cheat on me.
No, she's a cheater.
He gets it.
He gets it.
He gets it.
He gets it.
So what should Josh do?
Good for you, man.
What should Josh do?
Should Josh tell this guy that is about to get married to the girl he's been sleeping with?
Should he tell him?
Like, hey, she keeps sitting me up, bro.
We've hooked up.
She keeps sitting me up.
Yes, I know you.
Yes, I knew you guys were together.
But now it's kind of crossed the line.
Should I say something or should I just?
Could you do see yourself being able to just not talk to her, block her and move on with your life?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, Josh, what do you do for, what do you do for a living, brother?
I'm in marketing.
You're in marketing.
What kind of?
Yeah.
What do you market?
Yeah.
No, like like corporate.
Like, like actual like.
Okay.
For what?
What?
Automotive parts.
Okay.
Okay.
Automotive parts.
Marketing.
Hey, wait.
I forgot to tell you guys a detail, though.
After I said the congratulations.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on.
KPWRFM, HG1, Los Angeles, Power 1,06.
LA is number one for hip-Hop.
We're inside the homie help line.
We got the homie Josh right now.
He's going to tell us a detail that he forgot to tell us.
Conveniently.
Being with this girl that's now engaged and he wants to rat her out.
He wants to blow her cover.
Okay, Josh.
Go.
After I was like, yo, congrats, whatever's, right?
Whatever.
The text back said,
sorry this didn't work out between us.
Glad you're happy for me.
Hopefully you find happiness too.
So, like, that's what I'm saying.
She's still playing the game.
Oh, no, you cried, bro.
No, you got.
That got you mad, bro.
Don't like.
That got you upset.
A breakup with the Sanchez crazy.
He hit her with the Melvoio, my dad!
Because, see, initially you hit us up that you just feel guilty for the man because, you know, like, he shouldn't have to.
But now it seems like that she hurt you.
Not, but what I'm saying is, like, after that, like, still, she's still hitting me up.
So, like, what's she trying to do?
Send me the combo.
I want to see.
And you're not answering her hit-ups?
Screenshot it.
Are you answering when she texts you?
Are you answering when she texts you?
I haven't.
Okay.
Do you want to?
And how long has it been, brother?
Oh, since that?
Yeah.
Like, like, the last text, probably like two weeks ago.
Okay.
But like since the breakup, like three months.
The breakup.
The breakup.
Okay.
So two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago, she left you alone and you've been sitting with it and you're like,
I have to tell me.
And in his mind, they were together because they broke up.
No, but he said they weren't.
He was just hooking up.
Which one is it?
Were you together with her or you didn't care because you guys were just hooking up?
Which one was it, Josh?
No, no, no, it was just a hooking up.
But like, like, the thing is she kept reaching out of me.
So I'm like, why you keep reaching out?
You had hope, bro.
Because you keep answering.
Yeah, he's probably like, a guy who wanted me to be happy.
Why do you keep answering?
No, I haven't.
No, before that, why do you keep?
That's why she keeps reaching out because you keep answering.
Because, so when we text, like, she'll take me.
during the day, right? Whatever's.
But then, like, at night, you get the 1158 text.
Hey, did you ever tell her?
Did you ever tell her you loved her?
Nah, no, no, no, no.
Chill.
I feel like you have to.
Send us the text messages.
I want to see what you're talking about.
And number two, have you, during this time of you guys,
looking over with each other, did you ever have a main girl?
Because, you know, like, you're 5'9, your work in marketing, you're Josh.
Like, did you ever have your main?
Like, yeah.
But like during that, so during those times, like, we wouldn't really do anything or nothing like that.
Ah, you're going to talk.
You respected your partner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Morals.
Remember, morals.
Moro, Josh.
Moro.
Moro, Josh.
And throughout this whole time, you've been single?
No.
No?
No.
No.
How many girls have you had since you guys have been hugging up?
Like girlfriends?
Yeah.
Girlfriend, actual girlfriend's like two.
What does the actual girlfriends mean?
roll.
Like, not, like, you meet other girls, but they're not your girl, but you still, like,
hang out with them and stuff, you know?
So how many girls have you messed around since you were messing around her?
Like, like, four.
Like, three or four.
And then actual girlfriends, like, two.
So you two, too, too, but they just weren't her, huh?
He kept going back to her, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, he had a whole, brother.
He had home.
Like my dad said, andes de caliente, huh?
Andes de caliente.
Josh.
All right.
And now Josh wants to know,
hey, whatever happened,
happen, happened.
Yeah, that is all besides the point, right?
Josh, all those details
is beside the point.
Right now he wants to do...
Yeah, he wants to do the right thing.
He wants to do the right thing
or we're just forgetting the right thing.
Forgetting the body is doing the right thing.
Let me tell you.
Just walk away, Josh.
Let's see, let's see.
Let's take calls.
Let's go to Shorty in South LA.
What's our Shorty?
Shottie.
Hey, so my thing for Josh is,
let her be.
stay you're late and know how to be a good sancho because i'm from a sancho you're not supposed to tell
the other person what to do i've been with my my sneaking link for decades decades
jordie yes girl i i had i had a man and they cheated on me so no no so then you're the ones
so now you're on their girls with oh say that again so now you are the one that's the one that
this guy's cheating on his girl with.
She's the other.
Yes.
And to be honest,
it's not,
it's not,
it's not cool to go tell the other person,
you know.
Let them be,
let them be happy or whatever.
At the end of the day,
I make him happy and it makes his wife happy.
You never wish you were the main one though?
Say that again?
You never wish that you were the main chick,
not the side?
No, because I know he's dark shy.
So whatever he's doing over there,
he's going to be,
over here.
Okay.
So, Josh, you're talking to touch that bully because she could be cheating on you with other men.
Hey, Shorthy, and is your sneaky link, like, super married with the family and kids?
He's all the dog?
Yes, he has all of that.
Wow.
Okay.
So you're telling Josh.
Not caught, but I wouldn't tell you because I'm afraid they probably listen to you guys,
and she would know it's me.
Shorthy already knows me by Shorty
because my name is very famous out of here
Oh!
The famous Sanchez!
Shorty!
All right.
Shorty, but he has to know his role.
What is his role?
His role is
that if he's going to be doing that,
why you need to bother the other person.
He don't need to be known
unless he find out on his own,
caught her, red-handed,
then he has.
but why would you want to call her man and let her know?
You were not guilty when you were piping her.
So why you feel guilty now?
You caught feelings.
Because you do catch feelings when you mess around with the same person over and over and over.
There is feelings involved.
For sure.
Do you have feelings?
I do.
I love this man.
I always did.
Even though I still love this man.
And what if he tells you?
it's over, will that make you want to tell his girl?
No.
That's how much she loves him.
That's how much she loves him.
And I know where he lives and I know everything.
But I won't.
I got genuine love for this man, like mad love for this man.
Like I never love nobody like I love this man and he knows it.
But I wouldn't be his stability because, you know, he's why represent a civility.
I represent
something that he's not a show in the world
like he's dark side
you know that bad boy type of shit
bad boy stuff
you know
okay I get you
you guys are different parts of him
and you're okay with sharing
this is Shorty's ideology
The one at home
It don't make him like Shody no one
She's a rare one
Yeah you heard what she said
I would never blow up his spot.
I love him so much.
So she represents the parts of him he keeps from the world.
The dark side of them.
The dark side.
The dark side.
What does that mean?
She'll never expose that.
Ever.
Because they know they're being fake with his family and his kids.
Yeah.
Los Giro much,
Niñoz.
I'm going to work.
AJ.
AJ and Eastlose.
We're going to you.
Our brother, AJ.
So we're talking to Josh.
Josh is 27, started hooking up with his girl, a girl that he's known since high school.
She's been with her man since high school too, but that's neither here nor there.
Yes, Josh knows him.
That's neither here nor there.
He was hooking up with her for the past couple years.
While he was hooking up with her, he's like, eh, I don't care.
Like, I'm not catching feelings for her.
I'm not catching feelings for her.
And everything is fine.
I've also had girls on the side, too, so it didn't matter.
Now I saw on Instagram that they're getting married, and I hit her with a congratulations.
And she hit me with like, thank you.
clearly this didn't work out.
I hope you find who makes you happy.
But she then continues to hit him up.
And now he's like, I should tell her man.
It's been two weeks since they, then since the last text, according to Josh.
But now he feels like should I do the right thing and tell her man that this has happened.
AJ and East LA, what should he do?
Should he blow her cover or should he walk away?
I think he needs to mind his business because he's definitely in his feelings.
like he's feeling some type of way.
I think that, you know, she put that on him.
And to see her getting married, I think he's jealous for sure.
But he says he has no feelings, AJ.
He says like, uh-uh, he's a player.
Players do real things.
He's not going to tell us he don't have no feelings, but let's be for real.
The last conversation was two weeks ago.
He's been sitting around, probably listening to Drake like you guys.
Like, that's what it is.
Like, and then he's probably lonely.
Like, there's no way that he just had like two, three or three, four girls,
but they're so focused on what she's doing.
And no man goes to another man as a man about their woman.
I think he just wants to see her.
Like, I think he wants to see her single.
Like, I want him to tell him to call him on three ways.
Let's hear how he confronts him.
Let's hear it all.
Hey, bro, do you know his phone number?
No, I don't.
Oh, I don't.
You could get it, though.
Does part of you want to see her hurt?
Does part of you feel like she's getting away with it?
After she got engaged, like you shouldn't be doing that, you know?
Some morals.
And you just can't see, you can feel the injustice in that.
Well, yeah.
Because like, like one thing is one thing, right?
But now it's like, you're going to get married.
Yeah.
You got to control, baby, girl.
I can't be doing this anymore.
You got to be that guy at the wedding
when they're like, if anybody has anything to say,
speak now and forever hold your good.
She'd be like, me.
It's going to be Josh.
My name's Josh.
Stop it.
I'm going to walk up in there.
Caballio in there.
You see?
In a horse.
In a caballio.
A dog.
Casas de la life real.
If you could tell her anything, what would you tell her?
Because you said you haven't talked to her.
Stop hitting me up.
Yeah, right, bro.
Then block her.
Enough is enough.
Not leading me up if you're not going to choose me.
Enough is enough.
That's what it is.
Leave me alone.
I love you.
Well, he said it.
He feels like she's stringing them along.
Yeah.
All right, bro.
Well, it seems like everyone's telling you to be quiet and just another call out of
I'm going to tell you to be quiet.
But you feel like you, it's still in you to say something.
Right?
No, no, I can be quiet.
I'm cool with being quiet.
I just need advice, you know?
So what are you going to do?
You need advice.
What are you?
What are you going to do?
She hits you up right now.
Nah, block.
Block her.
But go ahead and tell him.
Wait, what do you mean?
Right here.
Block her?
No, no, no, no.
Tell him and block her.
But tell him right now.
On live radio.
On live radio.
Dile.
But I don't know, like, his name and stuff.
You know his name.
Don't lie.
He's probably in.
If you saw the engagement, you know his username at least.
You saw that they got engaged on social media.
You know his name.
You go, go and do it on live.
ready like this.
Yes.
We're keeping you safe.
If you do it in person,
you might catch his hand.
That's tricky.
That's tricky.
He's like,
he's like five three.
I'll catch those hands.
Okay.
Then do it.
Oh,
I'll catch the little manita.
Yeah, they'll do it.
You're not afraid of him.
Go ahead.
Mike's yours,
fool.
It's not that.
It's not that,
too.
It's not.
It isn't that.
It isn't that.
He's that he's,
he's hurt.
He's hurt.
He's hurt.
He's hurt.
Is he.
He's,
breaking heart.
Listen to Johnson.
Players
also have their
chas chas chas chas chas
too.
Of course.
But I would like him to admit that
because right now
he's saying he's not.
I guess that's the thing.
If you have your
your heart or if you're
going to miss her
and you love her,
he said,
I never told her I love her.
Oh yeah,
I was just hitting it.
He told us all of that.
So which one is it,
my friend?
I don't care about her.
I don't even care.
I don't even care.
about a stupid fiance,
stupid nice ring.
What a better ring.
I hope it works out.
Okay, congratulations, Josh.
All right, what song should I play for him,
though?
We would have in this.
Oh, Marvin's room.
Because he's, Marvin's room?
Because for sure he's not.
No, all I want is you.
All I want is you.
No, don't mess up all I want is you.
Come on.
Now let you go.
Chris Brown.
Hennessy and Bud is the last meal.
Say goodbye?
Crisp.
Yeah, never the right time.
Oh, yeah.
This one is for you, Josh.
Sing along.
Sing your little heart out.
Do this while you're blocking her dog.
I'll spend her over and go home.
Go.
I've been in this cloud too long.
Power 106.
All right, I'm going to get to it.
I'm going to get to it.
If you have a homie help line that you want to hit us up with, email us.
We got an email, right?
Yes, homie helpline at power 106.com.
Oh, official.
Homi helpline at power 106.com.
If you have a homie helpline of your own,
did you just check if that's the real one?
No, I just like to give Mona thumbs up.
Okay, I hope that that's the right one.
That is the email.
Homie helpline at Power 106.com.
If you have a Homey Helpline story, Cheesme, question of your own, okay?
Nothing is too out of range for us.
We just got Josh pretending that he's a strong guy.
Yes.
Parasel Rose.
Power 106.
Happy Friday.
Greg, put your phone down.
Greg has been texting and singing this whole time.
You know how many times I've been drunk to that song?
It hits different, especially after the club.
It's just like.
And you're sad.
I'm gonna call you anyway and say, oh my God, just...
See.
Yeah, it's you, Angie.
It's the one that was taking on and putting it on your head.
My bad.
Greg, give me your phone.
Who did you just text?
I have nobody to text right now.
That's the saddest part.
You and Josh, same boat.
Text Josh.
Let's hope that we can kick your weekend off the amazing way with tickets to go to Disneyland.
We got a family four pack of one-day-one-part tickets to Disneyland Park or Disney, California Adventure Park up for grabs right now.
And we got Dite,
Diana in San Fernando.
Diana.
Diana.
Hi.
Hi, Diana.
Who are you choosing to play today?
I am choosing Angie.
Oh.
Okay, are we going four or against Angie this morning?
Four.
We're going four.
Wow.
Sorry to hear that.
Diana, sorry to hear that.
You're such a butt right now.
Last time I won.
I won her right.
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, but Vic is like Maria in Granada Hills and is going.
against Angie this morning.
All right.
Maria is your up this morning,
but if you lose,
we hook Maria up with some tickets, Angie, okay?
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
All right.
How are you feeling about this timer?
The guy say the timer.
You know what?
It's intimidating.
50, 50.
You know what, Angie, for you?
I won't even put the timer.
Oh, no.
Look at their little faces.
Look at their little faces.
Look at them.
Wow.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
I'm trying to see if you're still here.
Yeah.
Hi-hah.
Okay.
Angie.
I have 10 seconds on the timer.
Okay?
In 10 seconds.
These are tickets to go to Disneyland celebrate the 70th celebration over there.
Name me five of the seven dwarfs go.
Oh my God.
Happy, dopey.
Stop looking at me.
Angie.
Happy, dopey.
Oh.
She didn't get it.
Angie.
Grumpy.
Just start naming Cholo names.
I know.
Sly.
Sleppy.
Smiley's not.
No, it's not.
Grumpy.
Grumpy.
There was Dachner.
Dashful.
Dashful.
Yeah.
Well, Maria.
Maria Garnada Hills.
Congratulations, Maria.
That works.
That works.
Whoa.
That's cool.
Maria.
She's getting to a car accident?
Yes.
You're going to Disneyland.
Wee-hoo.
I love Angie, but I touch you off.
I did this.
There you go. There you go.
We're not your downfall.
Angie.
I do blame the guys.
Why?
Because you'll see the video.
Give her another shot.
Give her another shot.
No.
You have another four packet ticket?
No, just for funnies.
Just for funnies.
Okay.
Angie.
Don't be looking at her like that.
Don't be all up in her mask got off.
All right.
Angie.
Okay.
In 10 seconds, name me five rides at DCA.
Go.
The Incredica coaster.
the Little Mermaid
The Saurian across California
Stop looking at me
Andy
You're almost there
You ruined it for yourself
Oh my God
You did it to yourself
And you're blaming them
Sworing across California
Yeah
Sorin California
I'd have taken it
I would have taken it
Okay
All right you
Ten seconds
Five rights at Disney
Little Mermaid
Crash Mountain
That's not splash mountain
That's not splash down anymore
What?
Why are you guys moving a goal pole?
No, it's five rides.
At Disneyland.
He didn't say deader alive or nothing.
At Disneyland.
That's different than not.
Flash Mountain is not there anymore.
And that was the same question you gave them last time, too.
Little Mermaid is that California Adventure.
It is.
Yeah.
Is it a part of Disneyland, though?
Disney California.
Oh, stop.
Disneyland Resort?
Yeah.
Small world.
Too different.
If you have a Disneyland ticket, you can't go into Little Mermaid.
Okay.
You, right now.
Mama give you one.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
Name five of the best known things to eat at Disneyland.
Okay.
The dough whip, the churros, the macaron, the ice cream, the pretzel, the corn dog, the turkey leg.
You have more?
You have more?
You don't even know the question.
Do you want come here?
Man, what's going on?
Damn!
She's Mason with Angie.
Okay, you guys, this is crazy, crazy, crazy.
Okay, so I love Nelly.
Tell me why I'm just finding out that he has an Eskimo brother.
Nelly?
Nelly.
Nelly.
I think he probably has a lot, Angie.
Well, yeah, okay.
Well, a boxer.
Him and Mayweather are actually Eskimo brothers.
What?
I had no idea.
So Shantelle Jackson, apparently, before dating.
You have to kind of explain what Eskimo brothers.
I mean, they were not in Antarctica.
No, I mean, they were messing with the same girl,
different time, period.
It's obviously.
So Nelly, this is Shantel Jackson, right?
This is the same girl that broke up with Nelly
because she's like, you know what,
space is going to bring us back together and no girl,
like he ended up with Ashanti.
Okay.
So before she dead in Nelly,
she actually was engaged to Mayweather.
They broke up in 2014.
They were dating for like eight years, right?
Tell me why, like, their actual breakup was really messy,
like to the point where she ended up suing him
for like some serious allegations, right?
Tell me why a couple of days ago, like on Tuesday,
she goes on her Instagram
and she wishes Mayweather a happy birthday
posting a video of him without a shirt.
Flex, let me see.
I ain't got a flex.
I ain't got a flex.
I ain't got a flex.
You know what it is.
Wow.
Yes, and then the caption says,
like, help me wish my ex a happy birthday.
My ex that I sued.
That I can choose of certain things.
Who does that?
Yeah.
Unless you.
with it.
I don't know.
Were they together?
Are they back together?
No, that's the thing.
People are saying, like, maybe she's trying to, like, circle back or, like, spend the block with it.
But come on, 12 years later.
I did see a report that they were together, but that might be misleading.
Yeah, I know, like, back in, like, a couple of months ago, I think in August or so, like,
Mayweather was spotted at a yacht with some girl, and they're thinking it's actually
Shantel.
Because, actually, Mayweather's daughter, Yaya, commented on the post where Shantel was wishing him
a happy birthday and said, no freaking wait.
I love it.
So does that mean you're going to be my dates to the fight?
L.O.L.
Wow.
Yeah.
I wish my ex would text me happy birthday.
No, dude.
I'm telling you.
We'll have to wait until August.
Yeah, but now that's up in the air like, okay, are they going to get back together?
But I'm telling you, like, their breakup was really messy.
Of course.
Really messy.
I don't know.
Maybe she heard about the $100 million plus that Mayweather is going to earn for this fight versus Paciao.
It's like, oh, happy birthday.
Hey, long time don't talk, big head.
You, cabason, hi.
Who knows?
He better not let her.
Or if he does, he does, like la Malavida.
Maybe, yeah.
All right, that's it for Chisholmation.
Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on Par 106.
All right, and we do have Eman coming through
with the Brownback Morning's house party on the way.
But before all of that, we got a big up to Bruno Mars.
Yeah.
For dropping this unout.
The first album sing, in 10 years.
Since 2016.
What?
Has it been that long?
No, he's done the Anderson Pack, the duo.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's done that.
Clearly, the Lady Gaga song, Die With a Smile.
Incredible.
But this is his first solo drop in 10 years.
Let's go.
The romantic.
And oh my gosh, is it Romantico?
Okay, it kicks off with this song called Risk It All.
It's crazy, but it's true.
There's nothing I won't do.
So good.
I'd risk it all.
for you
look this pause
to hold your hand
you call you my
this is an incredible
album please make sure to check it out
another one of my favorites
is a song called Chacha
because he interpolated this part
this song by Juveno now that we all know
like it like that
slow motion for me
here's here's
Bruno.
I'll cha, cha, cha with you, my husband.
Not Bruno, my husband.
My husband.
And, April, for all the Chicano's out there, this feels like such a vibe.
This song called Something Serious.
Oh, my goodness.
I just want to get on a lowrider bike and cruise down East L.A.
What is?
Look.
He makes...
Come on.
There's a reason why he's in Vegas.
You should be my boo thing.
My boo thing.
I should be your man.
Something serious is the name of that song.
Eman, you heard that.
I heard, so I got to preview the album a couple months ago.
Oh my God!
And you didn't say nothing?
They were asking me, what did you like off the album?
I said this particular song, because it reminded me of Oya Como va.
Yeah.
Lowrider, Lo-Witt.
All that.
All that.
Bruh.
George Lopez needs to do a new show so that I could start with that stuff.
You know how you started out with low-writers?
You could do it, can't do it.
Thanks.
Check it out.
It's a new album out by Bruno Mars.
Incredible.
And, you know, like, he tapped into his Latinos.
He's a bit Puerto Rican.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It sounds like boleros a little bit.
Yeah, there's boleros.
Mariah.
There's Chacha in there.
There's Marci in there.
Then Risk It All.
It's like a really slow ballad.
And then there's that funk that we're always used to from him.
Shout out to Bruno Mars.
And to James Fonroy, who helped produce all of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
This is why you should never lie to your employer that I'm sick or I have to go on disability
because you could end up like this LAPD officer who is now facing felony insurance fraud charges.
After prosecutors say he was skydiving while on disability leave.
Yes, skydiving.
43-year-old Christopher Brandon Carnahan, 18-year vet of the LAPD claimed he hurt his elbow
on the job back in 2023, so it was placed on what's called temporary, totally disabled status,
which means he was collecting 100% of his base salary while recovering.
But here's where it gets crazy, my friends.
Prosecutors say he was supposedly too injured to work.
While he was too injured to work, he was out here completing multiple skydives at Skydive Elsnore and even hitting the gym.
Oh, my God.
Skydiving on disability, everybody.
No, but I've heard that.
I've heard that, you know, for elbow pain, skydiving.
is the best remedy.
Oh, really?
I thought it was that bomb, the tiger bomb?
No.
No, skydiving.
That's why he did it so much.
But, br, it's going all the way to the DA's office.
They have now charged him with two felony counts of insurance fraud.
His bail is set to $100 grand, and if he's convicted, he could face up to six years in county jail.
Wow.
Oh, they're not playing.
No, they're not.
Oh, that's crazy.
He should have just fell.
The parachute made me.
He should just fell.
Should have just not.
Not ripped his cord.
What?
The parachute maybe, like, knocked it back in place so he's feeling fine.
Helping out there.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Maybe we can pull the cord.
It's like, you know, relieves tension in your elbow.
And now, while this is all happening, he is still part of the LEPD.
They're reviewing his employment status as the case moves forward.
This is more so like, hey, you're taking money from us and, like, you're claiming all of this is happening.
You can't work and all of this, but then you're out here skydiving.
Probably posted it because there is a photo that you could check out, Brown My Mornings 106 on Instagram.
You see, like, him, like, like, he's.
All happy.
Skydiving release attention, but he lost his pension.
Oh, boom.
Boom.
That's how you do it, huh?
That's how you do it?
Greg, what do you do when you're fake sick and then you just miss work when you're to
get paid?
I never fake sick.
I'm always here.
What are you talking about?
I never miss a date.
You could ask Angie, though.
What do you mean?
Oh, dad.
The mud slinging.
She just caught a straight show and you know.
Well, you know what?
Who we should have?
Ramona.
Ramona.
Who's the one that causes sick the most one?
They're not really sick, but you can't say anything because you're not D.A.
Sick?
Greg.
What's your time off?
Angie.
Oh, vacation.
Your vacation.
My vacation.
Those three days was actually something personal that I had to take my sister to the hospital.
Yes.
Okay.
You know, that's going to violate hip-a-loss.
Q and we did, Greg?
I didn't do nothing.
You were just sick.
I didn't do nothing.
When you're really drunk.
How about that?
How about that?
No, he comes to work anyway.
How about he caught?
No, he calls in sick with the night before he's at the hookah lounge at 2 a.m.
That was so long ago.
Bump and Drake.
Oh, goodness.
That wasn't in 2024.
Yeah, that was like two years ago.
Oh, goodness.
All right.
Well, yeah.
Don't be like this LAPD officer.
Please do not be caught skydiving when you say you're on disability.
Okay.
Looking at you.
He had disability.
Me?
What?
I would never skydive.
What would you be doing?
Fighting bears
On disability
They're overpopulated
No they're not
They're not
They're protected
Our California bears are protected
Alright let's get into the studios
Great start
Tell the studious
What's 9 plus 10
Turn your life
Look at this studio
Food
Peritos you might be a psychopath
If your favorite color is what
What?
What are you guessing?
Yeah I guess it
Guess it
Black.
No.
The color you're wearing red.
No.
Green.
Nope.
I hope it's not purple.
It's not purple.
Okay.
Barney, it's blue, guys.
Blue?
Yes.
Some studies suggest that if, that most psychopaths usually love the color blue.
Don't do that.
What?
Yeah.
While your white, red is green.
I'm not making this up.
So most psychopaths are men?
What?
That's one of guys' favorite color.
No, gross too.
Gross too, gross too.
Blue's clue.
But I can tell you other.
favorite colors and what that means for you if your favorite color is red you are bold
passionate and love being the center of attention we don't care we want to talk about the psychopath
what the heck does blue have to do with being a psychopath yeah why what's that research it's
it's my research oh my god okay because according to those theories y'all are studying his study right now
guys no because according to color theory like blue is supposed to be calming but too much blue will get you
sad yeah have you ever seen a crazy psychopath no they're like calm
with their, you know, methodical killers.
Well, but yeah, what, and you saying, yeah, like the term feeling blue is like a thing.
Yeah, because that's sad, but sad and psychopath, two different things.
Two different things, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And based on this search results, there's no credible scientific evidence that liking the color blue.
Oh, I never said it was credible.
But your studio is full.
I know, it's my study, fool.
So you just made up, you just made it up, you little muttering.
You just made it up that if you're blue, that if you're blue,
Absolutely.
You can't do that.
It's my study.
But this is radio.
Can I do my study?
No.
Yeah, this is not National Geographic, dog.
Okay, but where did you even get this idea that Blue makes you a psychopath?
I just thought about it yesterday.
Oh, my God.
What, listen, listen.
Okay, Blue means you love peace, loyalty, deep emotional connections.
That's boring.
What do you haven't to say to that?
People are going to be like, no, I don't want to hear about that.
So.
You just add some little...
So look, number three, if you love black, you enjoy mystery, power, and keeping things private.
If you love white, you seek simplicity, clarity, and fresh starts.
On a high credit score.
Green, you love nature, growth, and finding balance in life.
How would they...
Those are the cycle paths?
The green.
The green?
They talk to trees and stuff.
I don't know.
The mootering size when it was green, your horns.
Oh.
You got all right.
Oh, yeah.
That's line three.
Yeah.
Super horny.
What about orange?
I feel like that's like a psychopath color kind of.
Orange?
No, yellow.
You radiate positivity, creativity, and a fun-loving spirit.
That's Angie's your color.
One of them.
Yeah, I like yellow.
Okay.
Purple.
You have a unique and appreciate deep and meaningful experiences.
Oh, my gosh.
I love it so deep.
What is?
Wait, it's right.
Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely correct.
Deeper the better for me.
You're absolutely correct.
Dig in there
Yeah
Well, hopefully
You learn something
About yourself
Today
That's what you are
That's what you are
That's crazy
Anyways I'll be back
Monday to make more things up
Stay smart America
Look at this studious ass food
Hey my deporteño
You ready?
That's right
Go do it
Shoot the J
Shoot it
Playball
Yes
So we all know.
It's awesome.
We're both fighting on.
What is it again?
The intro too.
It's the intro to Edwin Diaz when he comes in the game.
He's a closer for the Dodgers.
Yeah, the newest closer.
Is he from Spain?
No.
But you are.
That's right.
All right.
All right. So we all know Kobe is the black Mamba, right?
Yes.
And he spread the Mamba mentality globally and all that.
But recently, it was reported that the Black Mamba persona and marketing,
was intended for the other goat,
Kobe's self-proclaimed big brother, Michael Jordan.
What?
That makes sense.
Yeah, so the Jordan brand created the Jordan 19 with TechFlex technology
that resembles a black mamba snake's skin.
Oh, it has to do with shoes?
Yes, and reportedly Michael Jordan hated it
because he was secretly afraid of snakes.
He also never wanted anyone to know this,
and that he had ophidophobia.
That's ophidioophobia.
that's a few of snakes.
But his son actually spilled the beans and confirmed this on a podcast with his ex Larsa Pippin.
Listen to this.
His son?
Yes, Marcus Jordan.
Marcus Jordan.
Yeah.
Shoot, there's a bunch of stuff that I feel like people don't know, but would be interested to know.
One is that he's terrified of snakes.
What?
Yeah, my dad is terrified of snakes.
So, yeah, Marcus Jordan said, yeah, my dad is terrified of snakes.
So that confirms that he was actually afraid of the snakes.
There was like a whole marketing campaign with the shoes and like a black mamba near it.
You can still see it.
It's up there and it's out there.
For the actual shoe.
Yes.
And then he said no.
Yeah.
And then Kobe said yes.
Basically, yeah.
So coincidentally, years later, Kobe and Nike collaborated on a marketing campaign surrounding the black mamba and the rest is history.
But some people are claiming he stole the name for himself and ended up making it legendary.
No, he made his own.
Yeah.
I feel like I don't.
I don't look at Jordan be like the Black Mamba.
No, it just fits Kobe.
It does.
And, you know, Nike and Jordan are obviously under the same umbrella.
Of course.
But they don't share any marketing or anything like that.
They operate as two completely different companies.
So that's what a lot of people are saying, like, it was just a coincidence.
There's no way that, you know, Jordan was like, hey, we're not going to use this.
You guys want to use it Nike for Kobe?
Well, I do feel somewhat of that might have happened.
Like, hey, this would have been a great campaign, but like we didn't do it.
And it's like, you know who would be perfect for that?
Kobe.
Kobe.
But supposedly he never knew about that whole marketing campaign that they had for Jordan.
Oh, that they pitched the movie.
Because if they would have told him that, he would have been like, I don't want that.
Nah, he probably would have like, I could do it better.
Baby Boy, do you guys hear the story for Baby Boy?
That's that Tyrese's character was supposed to be for Tupac.
And they wrote it for Tupac.
And after Tupac passed, we're like, we're just not going to do it.
And then they end of seeing Tirees and how he worked.
And they're like, okay, you fit the role.
And even though we had this set aside, even though it was originally for Pock.
Tyrese made that movie too.
And that's why in Jody's room, there's a big Tupac mural.
Yeah, and the nose ring is the doorknob.
Super cool.
Yeah, super cool, right?
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