Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 670 (Full Episode) The Papaya Smasher’s 10-Year Secret + Busta Rhymes and the Big Face Instagram User 🫠 | Brown Bag Mornings (03/03/26)

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

The crew navigates a "Level 10" Homie Helpline where a caller named Chris gets publicly blindsided by her secret wife of ten years after trying to complain about her "mistress" baby mama's ex-girlfriend. The "studious fools" also catch a case of the Petty Police as they roast Busta Rhymes for telling a fan she had a "big face" and investigate how Kylie Jenner’s custom Stormi world clothes ended up in a Goodwill bin. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍠]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review. And yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any brown bag mornings. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? I thought it was a paranormal activity in my house. I know.

This morning. So 3 a.m. this morning, bro. Oh, my God. That's the time. 3 a.m. this morning, my son Luis's iPad goes off, right? Okay. And so I go to turn the iPad off and then the speaker in the restroom, I won't say the name because I don't want to turn it on for everybody that's sneak,

turns on like an alarm. It's 3 a.m. bro. That's scary. And I was like, wait, this is like in paranormal activity in one of the episodes or one of the movies where I go to turn the iPad one off and then the bathroom one goes off. And I'm like, what the hell is happening, right? Yeah. I turn it off.

I do my, my, my, my, my son, sorry? All of that, right? Yeah. And then I go back to sleep and then clearly wake up for work. And my little one, Luis, wakes up at the same time, kind of like, like, Mom. And I was like, wait, what happened? Is it happening again? And he's like, my alarms.

Wait. What did you do, Luis? He's like, yeah, I was supposed to see the blood moon, mom. Oh, my God. And it was at 3 a.m. this morning. And I was like, you couldn't tell me, dog? You couldn't tell me. There's the blood lunar eclipse, blood moon.

Was it last night? It was like, it was a full moon. It was like. It was like, mid-moon. Yeah, it was like midnight to like 3 a.m. around 6 a.m., yeah, but this fool put the alarms at 3 a.m and didn't say anything. He did it for himself. He did his alarm.

But he didn't wake up for them. Oh, that 3 a.m? At 3 a.m. So then I'm just at home, like, tripping, like, hold on, what's happening? So, yeah, shout out kids and they know how to do alarms now, parents. Joseph White. I didn't know that. Oh, my God.

Yeah, you have to, as a kid, you have to tell your parents about alarms. At 3 a.m. Wow. Wow. And then Luis is the type that before he goes to sleep, he just wants to talk. So he's like, hey, Mom, so what do you think is the last thing you see before he die? Oh, what? No, I swear to God.

These are these kids' thoughts. Yeah. And who was the first human? And who's the oldest person? Like, he wants to have those convos at night before sleep. You couldn't tell me you set the 3. You have an alarm at that type? Wow.

You left that out conveniently? All right. Well, there was a blood moon. I'm sure all your kids know about it. Oh, yeah. It was a whole lunar eclipse thing. The spiritual people are coming out and saying like, hey, this is a big, big day for change, all of that. That was a 3M, wow.

Yeah. That was the alarm. You know what? On my way here, I did see it like the little eclipse. Eclipse. So cute. Eclipse. And then as I kept driving out of nowhere, I just saw like the moon go down fast.

And then it became like a full moon. Oh. Okay. I get you. Because it's not, I guess the lunar eclipse is when the sun. Yeah. But this time I saw the moon. It wasn't an eclipse.

Whatever it was. I don't know what I saw. I saw it with my eyes full. As the sun rotates. And the game rose bigger. It rotates horizontally. But this time the moon went down fast. What time was that?

It was four. Oh, no. My girl caught the full moon at 10. No, four in the morning. There's a full moon. You? Your booty? What a lucky lady?

You're so. Yeah, it was a total lunar eclipse, Angie. The Griffith Observatory actually did, like, a stream about it on all of that. Wow. Oh, they're streamers now, too? Yeah, there's a total eclipse of the horror. It's a great song. It's an incredible song.

The Griffith Observatory is like, dubs in the chat. All right. It was very mid. I'm serious. I'm serious. Okay, like, uh... Zool, come here? Now, what's going on?

Ew! She's Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys. This is a PSA for anyone. in a relationship, okay? Because if your partner knows Ashley Madison or knows what discreet dating is,

run. Leave them, okay? Because Ashley Madison is a dating app famously known as a cheating site, okay? Yeah. What? Dude, it's tailored for married people looking for an affair

and their famous slogan was, life is short, half an affair. For people like me. Yeah, yeah, you're married. What is it called again? Stop it, don't do that. It is Ashleymedicen.com. No, it was an infamous cheating site and all of that.

There was even a hack and all the fools information. They were all the cheaters. All their names, their email address. Disgusting. Everything leak. That happened in 2015. But now they're back, you guys, and they're relaunching and rebranding themselves and dropping the affair part of their slogan.

And now their new slogan is called where desire meets discretion. Discretion. Discretion. Discretion. Oh, my God. Secretion. It's okay. Discretion.

Okay. Same thing. Why is like this company so hell bent on having people cheat? Like they already kind of. Mostly it's not for cheating anymore. It's discreet dating. Yeah, it's dating app. That's what they're calling it.

But isn't that? On the low keys. Like that's like the sneaky link. Yeah. It is. It is. It is. No, if you actually go to their website, it's called like the little tab on top.

Still says affairs and discreet marry dating. Oh. What? Yeah. Is there a documentary? on this, I'm curious to watch it. And Ashley Madison one, yeah. Yeah, Ashley Madison.

My girl watched it. My girl watched it. Really? Yeah, she wanted to see if I was in there. Those are the credits. Was he production on this? Yeah, baby, I was a P.A. I was a PA.

Yeah, it was a camera operator. When they talk about the Puerto Rican guy named Christian. There was one Puerto Rican guy. One anonymous Puerto Rican male. What little brain? Apparently he does radio. So stupid. Shut up to my boo thing.

Okay. That's crazy, though. Discrete dating. It's like, yeah. They just come up with new terms. I know it, but it's literally still a freaking affair.

Greg, none of us in this room would ever be got caught on that website. Oh, hell no. Yeah. Would you be down to discreetly date somebody?

Like secretly? Well, it's a discreetly dating. You guys would never know. So yes, I would. But you don't even have to hide it because you're not in a relationship. No, he would. I would.

I would. Because they would be. Oh, you would be. Go make your profile right now, bro. Actually, yeah. You like a little intel for us. Forget cheese spot. Go on discreet dating.

See how it works. Go on the inside. So you're a sancho with a conscience and see how it works for you. That might work. It might. Thanks, Angie. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. There I go.

Rep sheet. Let these set go. All right. Drake might have some explaining to do. Okay, reports are flying about this streaming place betting website steak. Oh yeah. And he loves to be on there. He does.

He's already facing a class action lawsuit alongside Steak and Aidan Ross for their gambling live streams. And now on top of that, they're seeing that when he gambles, he wins more than the average user. So people are saying like, hey, this site is being biased towards drugs. Drake because he'll play slots on the actual website and win more often than like a Joe Schmo that's on. Of course. So it's saying that it's swayed in his favor to win, but that's not like what is like false advertisement.

Yeah. What is like the Hunger Games thing? Like the odds are in your favor. Yeah. That's him. I mean, because of course they're going to want him to win so he can talk about it, share it and all that stuff. And it's not, it's not fair because that's not going to happen to everybody.

Not really because when you gamble and you're gambling the moment. amount that Drake is gambling, you're guaranteed to win. Well, actually, check this out. Bloomberg Business Week studied 1,500 hours of live footage from 25 players around that same type of big gamble as Drake, and they found that Drake won twice as frequently as the next luckiest better. Like, it's the same kind of person. It's not like a $5 better or like every once a week.

No, someone's the same frequency. Yes. Wales. Wales. Wales is a thing. But they found that Drake would win twice as much. Twice as much is so much. Brough.

That's a lot. Maybe he's that good. He's doing like million dollars. No, it's slots. How are you that good at slots? Yeah, like how do you control? Yeah, let's sue him. There's no skill in slots.

Yeah. Lucky. Stake is firing back telling Bloomberg business who did, business week who did that, that like watching over everything saying you were categorically incorrect. What does that mean? I don't know. Shut your mouth. Wow.

You know what? Shut your. I was just, the house always wins, okay. I was just about to sign up to that. honestly never mind you don't need to there's other places that are more fair he was about to be influenced

yeah yeah yeah yeah he was about to be influenced I know whatever their loss the most steak you're gonna get is a piece of carne that's good that's a good steak that's a sound of the police the petty police

it's petty it's just petty I'm being petty petty pretty and a pettiest what pretty pretty pettiest Do not have a busted face around Buster Rhymes because he will tell you about it. Oh my gosh. According to him. So Buster Rimes was out on the night out of the town, right?

This videographer, Instagram user, was doing nothing but filming him. He didn't like to be filmed, okay? So as he's getting out of the car with his lovely lady date, he gets greeted by this Instagram user and then proceeds to tell her about. herself check this out hi bud she said what you filming me for what your big face at he said what you filming me for what your big face at oh my god yes the user was like what did i do to you yeah just said hi to you coming from buster that's crazy what calling oh calling somebody a big face well it's because buster has the head of a first space big glove.

What? I gave you. A first base glove. A first base glove? Fasti that is got our own kit. Oh, yeah. He does like the moon man sometimes. Remember the old moon man from McDonald's?

What it was? The first base glove is longer than the average glove, that's why. Oh. Yeah. I get you there. Get you there. Yeah, but I feel like he's had these types of in like interactions with people. Because in the comments, they're like every time I ran into Buster Rhymes, it's never been good.

Really? Seems to be like on the defensive maybe. He seems very prickly. Yeah. Like you don't want to get too close to him. He's going to like poke you. Chippy. Prickly.

Yeah, you know? He's just like, just keep, keep away from him. Yeah. No, like it was reported alleged that he said some druggatory things to a gym worker that happens to be Mexican. And like he was like, oh no, I definitely didn't. But to see how this girl just said hi. Yeah. You're filming me for what your big face said.

I'm like, oh, he probably said it. More than like. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And at that point, like the, like the world was like, oh, I don't know, maybe, again, allegedly, maybe the Royds or whatever. I'm like, no, this one was not at the gym. No. This one was just like, hi-bus.

Hi, Buzz. I'm filming me for what your big face is. Damn. I'm curious, but how big her face is now. I'm just curious, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, right? You want to see how she looks? I want to see how she looks now.

Do you see if maybe Busta was right? Yeah. Did you have a point? Yeah. Or is he? It was like the first thing that stood out to him. She could have been probably wearing like a red shirt and he'd be like, oh, get out of here with your cherry booty or something. I don't know.

True, true, true. It was just the first thing he locked in on. That shows me he's been clowned a lot to know, like, how to pick people apart. You get what I'm saying? Like, I'll first look. I know. You're right. With your carota.

I know. Would he have told you that? Like, imagine you're like, hi, Buzz. And he said, hi, Buzz. What's your big face is? Ooh. I would have been like, woo ha. or something.

What's the scenario, man? Old. All right. Hi. Thank you for the enthusiasm, my friends. Get them some copy, please. All right, let's get into scrolling with my guy, Gregorio. Scrolling with all me.

There's a TikTok creator out there that just had the biggest come up at a goodwill store. I'm so jealous, Greg. I'm so jealous. Goes by the name of Fell off the truck deals. So they didn't find this well. the truck but they found this at a goodwill store and it is all of Stormy's clothes Kylie aka Kylie Jenner her daughters Kylie and Travis Scott's baby yes stormy's clothes what from Stormy world from Stormy's first birthday they all say that yeah well it's the Astro

World collab one so there's even one that says a Stormy and it has a Barney on it and people are like how in the hell did you find any of this merch did they say where they found it no they didn't say where they found it but they didn't say where they found it but They are thinking Kylie because they're like she could have easily just resold those things or kind of just put them somewhere to be more expensive. Cheap I don't even know they're there. Yeah. Yeah. It's someone that cleans up.

That's what I was thinking too. Or like someone that's tasked to like, just get rid of it. Yeah. To make sure she's not like hoarding things because they get so many things. They buy things. They get overwhelming. Babies grow fast. You guys don't keep your babies clothes like that?

I do. Just one piece. I think it was one piece. What piece is it? I took a one z. and then like the blanket they came home from the hospital with. Oh, my God. That's beautiful.

That little pink and blue one. Yeah, that's beautiful. As it should be. It should just be that one piece. You hear that Jorge Paniche? Yeah. My husband is a hoarder dog. The whole, and granted, the kids grow fast.

Yeah. But it's their blankets. It's their shirts. It's their undershirts. Their socks. Any shirt that they wore. And he's like, no, one day they're going to be stars. And the Smithsonian's going to ask for like a piece of their clothing and we'll have it.

And I was like, sure. Horace. Wow. That's great. He keeps all of that. Everything, bro. Everything, bro. That's pretty cool.

That's cute. My brother's baby mom was like that too. It's cool until you try to find space. There's no way there's that much clothes. I believe it. My mom still has my umbilical cord. I saw the boys in biblical cord too. What?

We've talked about this before and Greg said the same thing before, bro. It's, you have a kid. Yeah. You save the first hair cut, the first nail clippings and the ambulical cord. And my quirito. She still has it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're quittito?

What do you mean? Circumcised. Oh my. Which I doubt. You're so dumb. You're so annoying. She still has a little pork rind. Proof it, show Greg.

Why? Why would she have that? Why are you giving that kind of information? That was TMI. That is so funny. You're going to find out a good one. Oh, now it's TMI. It's too much. That was a little too.

We've been going too far for the last, I don't know, three years here, guys. That's too much. Prove it. Come on. I'll bring it. I'll bring it. I'll bring it. Show me your proof.

I'll bring it. That was yesterday. Context. Revenissance. I got the video of all of the stormy stuff. Brown nice morning 106. About all the clothes. It's a little like cute little jackets and stuff like that.

There's even clothes from like the Grammys when they've gone before. Brough. Like matching outfits that they've worn together that they found out this goodwill. Yeah. Someone probably really put it there and Kylie's probably going to reach out to grab that stuff bag. For sure. show on it back?

Maybe. Yes. I feel like that's so much, like you were saying, there's so much clothes that they have that they just throw it out. Yeah, and it's custom stuff.

Like that person could sell it. You know what I'm saying? Like they're like, come up with it. Yeah, and their name is fell off the truck deal, so of course they're gonna try to sell it for more. All right.

Thank you so much. Great. Thank you. And now the weather. Oh, hell my dog. With concrete storm. Berritos,

it is going down for the weather Tuesday, March 3rd. First, we up in the valley, all up in the recitas like a day. just ring splitting both your chiquitas. 75 and 50 degrees at night.

Now we hit him with the pimp walk to the city of Breda. Shout us to the play of players from the Himalayas. 75 and 51 at night. Next, I noticed strange things headed to the city of Irvine. I looked in the mirror this morning and I'm losing my her line. Back on. 72 and 51 at night. Lastly, we get cozy in the city of Big Bear.

I'm still tipping on my greas because I swear I had thick hair. 55 and 39 at night. It's crazy. I'm trying to lose it. Like, I'm trying to see it. Your hair like, it is not going to help you. I know, it's fine. No, it's all red.

I wear a lot of hats and I start to noticing that my hair lines gone, dog. Damn. Do you see bretta? Yeah, he said it. He said bretta instead of Brea. Brea? I said Brea. You said Brea.

No, he said brea. Well, then respect the Beretta, homie. Brea. You mean Brea? Brea, yes. Okay, all right. Yeah, Brea. Racina, 75 and 50.

50 at night, Brea, 75 and 51 at night. Irvine, 72 and 51 at night. And Big Bear, 55 and 39 at night. Stay cozy, Big Bear. Yeah. Over here in the Burbank area, you see all the clouds? Super cloudy. It's going to be like a chill day, no?

It's going to be super chill. Mublado. Super chill, just relax. And there's been like a lunar eclipse, so all your spirituality's whacked up, right? If she argues with her today is with you today, it's not her fault. It's the moon. It's her chakra. Yeah.

You know. You know. And there's also daylight savings time coming this weekend. This weekend we get more hours? No, less. We lose an hour of sleep, dog. No, but we get more hours of sunlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. But that means we usually get here at five. We're supposed to get here at four. Or it's going to feel like four, but it'll be fine. But there's more sun. Nah. Yeah. Yeah.

My vibes are going to be here. I won't be here. Oh, my God. Your vibes just showed up. All right, check this out, homie. a homie or need some help we need your help we need a line i mean phone line we got you for the homie help chris needs our help chris chris hit us up and said hey brown bag my name is chris and my baby mama won't stop entertaining her ex she said i met my baby mama at work we've known each other

for a while she used to cheat on her girlfriend with me after her girl found out she blocked me for two years, but we reconnected. Two to three months into us talking again, she said she was pregnant with a man's baby. She said... Okay, it's another lesbian. Yes.

Why do you just say mas lesbian? Is it lesbian week or something? No. Not that I know. It's a shark week. Yesterday, Chris called in during yesterday told me how plenty of older and... I remember, yes. It's a lesbian week.

Yes. She said, I thought... Well, she said, this was enough time for me. I was homeless, a tough time for me. I was homeless living in my car. I felt shocked and betrayed. Eventually, we ended up moving in with her mom and while I, and while there, I caught her texting her ex. She said, fast forward to now. The baby is 11 weeks old and we have a place together in Downey. The other day, I came home and caught her talking to her ex on FaceTime. Which ex is a guy ex that had the baby or the ex? The girl ex. The girl.

Girl eggs. Oh, okay. Okay. So the guy. That was the main when she was size. Exactly. She said, she told me they were talking about mail that's still being delivered to her house. So you're going to have to illustrate this for me because I'm already confused.

Okay. So there's a man that doesn't, there's a mystery man. That's just a daughter at this point. Well, picture. Pictures. These pictures. Yeah, he's just a donor. He's just a donor.

He's not an ex. Does not in the picture at all. Okay. This ex is the one that she was. When she mentions X, she mentions the girl X. The girl. The guy's not. relevant the guy was wham-bam thank you ma'am like a one-night stand well we don't know that either true

it's what it's not to the baby daddy out yeah oh man maybe he's like hey my girl she is chris chris is the baby daddy you'll see you'll see you'll get to a victor just read we'll get to it all right um she said uh they were talking about a mail is still being delivered to the ex's house i'm frustrated because as much as i tell her to cut communication she still talks to her I know she's not physically cheating on me. I have cameras all over inside and out of my house. Damn. She said, still though, I'm thinking about leaving her over all these red flags.

The baby has my last name. I saw her being born and I signed the birth certificate. Wait, in what area? What do you mean? Downey? No, because the mom gave birth and that was your girlfriend. Yeah. So she signed as a dad?

Yes. Oh, wow. Damn. So legally, that's her baby. And she said, she said, crazy part is the baby looks like me as if I was the baby. I'm not going to stop it. That's what she said. That's what she said.

Unless you look like your girl. That's what she said. She said, should I walk away and just handle my responsibility through child support? Like a man handle it. Exactly. Or keep trying to make this relationship work for my daughter. Okay. Wow.

I wish I was this delusional. She's not delusional. She's not legally. She just signed up to be a baby. And the baby, she's signed up to be a baby daddy. She's going for the full experience. Yeah.

Child supported and all. Oh, gosh. I think ultimately it's why is my girl still in communication with her ex? That has no ties. No. The girl ex is and that has no ties to her at all except that's your past. Exactly. And she keeps seeing this.

Even though she has cameras all over the house. I know inside and now. And I'm sure she feels away because it's like, wow, like, you know, kind of how you got her is how you lose her. Potentially, she was cheating with me. So now it's like, could she be doing the same thing? Yeah. Well, she says she doesn't believe that she would cheat. No.

Physically. Well, she says she hasn't. But she did to be with her. Yeah. Let's talk to Chris. Chris. Chris. Yeah, what's up?

What's up? What's up? Chris. Chris, there's a hard front right now. But you're going. through a lot right now. Yes. Yes. Does it feel, does it feel like you're being betrayed by your girlfriend or your baby mama? I feel like I'm being betrayed kindly because I don't honestly really feel like she's physically cheating on me because like I said, I have cameras in and out.

I mean, I'm talking on her phone right now, despite on the one that she already has at home. So like I said, I mean, I don't think she's cheating. I just think, you know, she's a, you know, full-time mom at home, staying at home, and she gets a little bored. And, you know, she wants something to do and stuff like that. But, I mean, at the end of the day, I know for the fact she's not cheating. Okay, but the baby is 11 weeks old, Tamien, right? The baby's 11 weeks old. How does it look like that?

Honestly, that's a conspiracy, everybody that knows me. And I know there's people out there right now listening to this. I know me because I'm well-known. So a lot of people that don't know us, don't know our situation, they're like, hey, the baby lives like you. The baby looks like you. I mean, she does kind of have her characteristics with me. Like she has, you know, my nose shave.

She does have like my small mouth, you know. A baby with a small mouth. But your big heart. No, but the baby at 100% doesn't look like my girlfriend at all. You know, so. Have you ever seen the dad? Like the biological dad? Yeah.

Does the baby look like the dad? Yeah. Yeah. So the dad looks like you. Some people say that. So your girl has a type then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you, like I guess, are you more butch?

I'm like a, you know, homeboy, yeah. Okay, okay. Okay, so maybe like the dude looks like the dude. Okay, yeah. Makes sense. Is the baby a boy? Chris. It's a little girl

It's a little girl Okay What makes this more fragile You know You get me because like I mean I feel like A boy is always going to succeed in life Regardless of what it is

And But I feel like You know A little girl just needs more love Need more care And yeah So tell me about Let's go back a little bit

Chris Because this was someone That you were Essentially the side piece She breaks up with her girlfriend And also Are you and her break it off too? There seems to be some kind of time you guys weren't together.

And in that time, she got pregnant. And you and her reconcile, and you guys are like deep in it two months in. And then she tells you, I'm pregnant. And you decide to be there for the child. Was there any issues there? No, no. I think that everything was always civil. She's very mature for her age.

She's 23 years old. She's very mature and it's something that I think that why we kind of like Connected so much, you know, because she's very good on on communication and she's she's very sweet up to this day. She's very sweet. She's like candy, you know And God sent you an angel You know, and you might have been both disillusional and continuously being delusional for both of us, you know, you're in memory, but I mean You're not really explaining too much what I asked like what? Was there an issue there? Okay, so pretty much, I know her from work.

We were just, like, kissing and stuff like that, nothing crazy, you know? And then, like, her girl found out about me. So she blocked me, right? Cool. Whatever. I let it be two years went by and stuff. And then, like, I started, like, I hit her up. And I'd be like, well, what's up?

And she told me she was single. And she already had broken it off with her. So I think within that gap time, she was already. kind of like talking to the guy, but breaking it off with him, too. You know, like, she already had broken out with him. And then I'm in the picture, and we're like two months in. And I actually found out with her she was pregnant. Like, you know, like, she told me straight up, like, hey, I might be pregnant.

Right. She kind of threw it out there. Like, I might be pregnant. Whatever you want to do, I'll understand. So then we went to a hospital. We went to the clinic with the guy. And the guy is a bedby. I still went to go pick him up, you know, and did a favor.

Yeah, but you said you were homeless at the time that you guys got back together, right? So, yeah, yeah. So also I was back to me. No, no, no, no. I got homeless over a situation where, like, I was doing an A-DU. Okay, I get you, got you, got you. But that was still a lame. Yeah, but he's still lame.

We don't like him. Wouldn't it? Yeah, so point period is that. The guy just decided to just not be there, you know? And I told her like, hey, you know what? Like, I'll step up. You know, there was already feelings involved between me and her and stuff like that. And, you know, there was a lot of love there.

Also, he dipped out. You guys all went to the clinic and he dipped out? No, not at the clinic, but down the line like that. Yeah. When you guys went to the clinic, was he her man and thinking you were the homegirl that was with her? Or did he know this is her new partner? No, they were already broken up. up there were nothing i mean he he he he knew of a chris he just didn't know chris was me you know

like i know but you went to the clinic with them so who did he think you were the home girl oh no he knew i was chris so then so he was shocked that it's like chris was the girl how come when did chris find out that his girl was slamming clams this is chris we're talking to chris no the guy one of the guy one of the guy when did the guy find out that his his ex or his girl was with you? I'm sure down the line as they were like breaking up because they were breaking up or something like I think that she was

already cutting him loose and I don't know honestly that's between them I don't know but they were already breaking up because I was already like talking to her we were already like Okay this is a quick question so quick answer so you were with her and throughout her whole pregnancy he was not in the

picture at all. Didn't yeah no he was not in the picture At all. At all. Okay. Baby's born. You put your name on the birth ticket. This is your baby.

This is your and her baby. Legally, she's mine. At what point do you see her? At what point do you see her talking to her ex? The girl ex from work. Okay. So from work, so I have to wait until I get home to connect on Bluetooth, you know, because right now my phone is disconnected.

But so how I caught her this Friday, mind you, it's my birthday. week in this last Friday. Oh my God. So, so I get out of work early. I work in the Hamburg and the Toyota dealer. Hey, Chris, running out. Everything got there. Everybody will be.

I'm Chris from Ohio. Come and see me for low financing, right? We make it easy. So, so I was like, birthday weekend I want to be home with my baby and my girl. So I get home and I open the door, and as soon as I opening the door, she's on the recliner, and she's FaceTimeying Homegirl, and she hung up the phone, and she looked at me like, oh, like, she shook and that she got caught, you know?

And I thought, like, who you're talking to? And she was like, you know who? And I was like, no, I don't know who. Who are you talking to you? She was like, well, you know what? Call her. Call her. Keep on her.

So, so Homegirl wasn't answering. So down the line, I'm off of barber, so my homeboy pulled up, and I started cutting his hair in My father. You're a barber too. Wait, what? Why did you start cutting hair? Because she had freaking time, man. Chris is a hustler.

Chris is a hustler. When you're trying to make ends meet. That part, you have hell of job. And still doesn't have connection on her phone. So there's something wrong. Wait until she gets home. We got to hurry up. I got to go change it all the way.

No, it's on Wi-Fi. Okay. Yeah. So my home boy pulls up, right? You know, like, I cut his hair, so my home boy sticked around. So then we started instigating the situation, and we're like, you know what? Call her, call her right now and tell her that we're going to go pick up the old man.

The old man, you know? Oh, we're going to go picking up. The home boy, she's trying to get the haircut. And she calls her, and home girl's like, nah, I don't want her knowing where I live. Mind you, I really know where she lives because my girl's ID is her address. Oh, my God.

Okay, keep going, keep going. So I was like, you know, let's go, let's go. She was like, nah, I don't want to. She just said she'll drop it off another day. And I was like, she ain't nowhere getting here with you again, you know, and whatnot, et cetera up. But, I mean, just the whole week and over all, I just killed it. I'm going to be honest with you, Chris.

And this is a common fact, okay? Lesbians moving super fast and also lesbians have the most drama. Yeah. What it seems like right now. Oh, my God. I was unaware of this. There's a lot of drama. She's like, and then my lizard crossed the street.

I mean, I heard that there's, like, lesbians off there that are domestic. I mean, I'm not going to lie. Like, you know, my... No, no, no, no. No, no. Don't lie, please. You just have drama. That's it.

Okay. And then I was getting my lizard a tattoo. Yeah. I guess drama maybe, you know, but, I mean, honestly, I don't feel like me and her really drama. This was, like, our first real argument, you know, because, like, I said, we're... Girl. It's a lot. You have drama.

The drama starts with a kid. It's a drama. Okay, so the baby is 11 weeks old and you're seeing that your girlfriend is FaceTiming her ex telling you that it's about the male. Honestly, that could have been a text. So the FaceTime part, like, I'm sure you're seeing like this is not everything she says she, it is. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Okay. So now you're trying to figure out like, dang, like, is this something that I should pay attention to?

Because you just did say it's your first real big fight. You guys are locked in. There's a baby. There's legal forms in all of them. that. Yes. So how are you feeling? How is your feelings towards her?

I mean, honestly, I don't know if I should do it for the baby. I don't know if I should just go back to my old ways and fuck it. Hey. No, curse. Don't curse. Not you're a player too. No, you know, I don't know if I should go back to my own ways and just be like, you know what?

I'll do it. Like, we could like, like, you know, co-parent for the baby or should just like, honestly just. Forgive her. I feel like, no, like, I, I, you know, she's telling me to give her the benefit of the doubt that she already knows what she needs to do that, you know, that she loves me. She doesn't want to break up her family. She doesn't want to break up the baby's home because the baby all she knows is us. And it's true, you know?

So, I mean, she was like, we were both sad this weekend where there was a lot of crying. The baby was crying. There was a lot of crying. And it was a lot of crying. I bet you the baby was crying. I bet you the baby looks like you when it cries. Yeah. The baby was hungry.

They cried the same, bro. They cried the same. Jesus. Okay. So at this point, I'm wondering, would your girl block the ex? Just like, hey, she blocked you for the ex. True. When the ex?

Well, that's the thing, though. I keep blocking her, and I'm talking about blocking her from TikTok, Instagram, emails, and then she keeps unboxing and talking about what's because you need to understand. I was with her for a long time. I know. Oh, girl. Oh. Oh.

That card on you. Hell no. She's playing that card on you. I got to understand. No, you need to understand. Oh, Chris. Oh, damn, Chris. That's...

All right. We got to help Chris. Did you guys get physical or now? Who? No, me and her? I would never. I would never. That's right.

That's good. That's good. That's right. Chris said other people are domestic. Not her. Not me. She just cuts hair and sells cars and... Anything you need.

Anything you need. Chris is a go-getter. One thing about Chris, she's a go-getter. She does roofing in July, the man. You need a jumpers and chairs? Do you have an ex? Do you have, like, options? Just wondering.

Of course she does. You said everybody knows you. She said she's very good looking. That's what she said. You know, honestly, everybody does know me. I currently right now, I'm just focused on my girl and I'm just focused on my baby. But I know that if I was to leave her. You got options.

Gotcha. You go to Joseph's, huh? No, I'll be going to, what is it, Dibi Lounge? Dibi Lounge, there you go. Downy! Ha, ha, ha. All right. Mombo, Mombo.

That's right. That's right. Some Downy stuff. If you were to describe yourself, because Vick said you said you're good looking, how would you describe yourself? Um, jeet up. Jita. Jita. Straight up.

You know, tattoos. Um. Who do you look like? What do you mean who I look like? Like, who's a celebrity? What celebrity look like do you look like? Amanda Perez. Not him.

I just, it sounds like you, it sounds like you're about to be like, God send me an angel. Yeah, you're doing candy kisses, all of that. You're dead. Hey, why does your bio on Instagram say that you are, how do I say this? You are a kitty pounder. Why does it say you're a kitty founder? Gagetta pounder. Why would you say that?

If you are a father and you are, have a baby and a family, why would you say that on Instagram? She slams clams. Why? Hey, because I'll be pounding that every name. Okay. Papaya smasher. Yeah. Papaya smasher.

Hey, she's a gripper. She's a gripper. What? You cross the line. You cross the line. You cross the line. Gripper. Gripper.

When you were asking? Don't get a little serious, lady. Don't get a little cheese. That's crazy. Why would she say that? Amanda Perez is out of control right now. Candy kiss is going crazy. Amanda Perez is out of control right now.

She needs an angel. Be an angel No, what do you want to play? Phone calls. It seems to us that Chris has been keeping information. Oh my God, dude. Oh my God.

This is so good. Power 106. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hi, what's your name? Hi.

She knows exactly who I am. Ask Chris, what's your... What? We're asking you. We're asking you. What's your name? Tell us who you are. Carol.

Okay, Carol. All right. Carol, you're laughing. But what happened? Because you called in saying that Chris is lying. Yeah, dude. Exactly. I'm her fucking wife.

Sorry, I'm her wife. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're the baby mama? Say it again. You're the baby mama? No, I'm not the baby mama. I'm her wife. Literally her wife.

We were married 10 years. Well, we were together for 10 years. We got married in November of 20, 24. she let well she cheated on me in March of 2025 with this little girl which I don't care it is what it is yeah and I'm assuming the girl doesn't know that she's legally married oh my gosh wedding we had a whole wedding bombshell right now bombshell right now bombshell and that is the reason that her girl keeps on blocking her ex girl because she continues So call me, she continues to look for me, cry to me like, please give me another chance. The marriage deserves a second chance. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Lesbian drama is the best friend. Oh, my God. What's that? She was literally just on the phone. She was literally, and Chris, you better not hang up. I see you on hold. Chris was literally telling us. No, she was literally on the phone telling us

that she's been a one with this girl, that she's stepping in as a parent. Please. Please. because this is she did what she did is wrong right but it's not the baby's fault

no but she only did this because I from we were together in my new 10 years right she would always tell me like oh let's have a baby let's have a baby mind you neither me or her

well I could hold more of a job but I'm not bashing her at all you know like she's a hustler I'm not gonna lie you know but to leave 10 years for this little girl for this

talking about the baby. I'm talking about the girl. The lady, the girl. The baby mama. So we, that ain't her baby mama. First and formal. That's her mistress.

That's always going to be her title because I'm... Oh, Carol. Yeah, because you're the main. You're the wife. I get it. I get it. You are the wife. She's the wife.

I'm the wife. You're Mrs. Chris. You're Mrs. Chris. You're Mrs. Chris. You're Miss Toyota, Miss Barber. But, but... But who hold her down all these years, it was me. The things that she's going on through now, believe me, she wouldn't be going through the middle of this.

And she would have still been willing. Because I'm solid. Yeah, because she said that she was homeless. She said she was homeless. She's going through. But is it that you kicked her out? No. The whole big issue.

I don't want to get into people. Okay. But we live together. We live together. And I know that this girl has been around. because when she was homeless, I would lend my car. And guess what she would go do in my car? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What would she go do? Well, I'm guessing to pick her up in my car. And slam the clam. In her car. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Carol. Is Chris a good person? Because it seems like you say she's a husband.

She's a good person. She's a good person. She has a big heart. But she does dumb things. that get her into dumb situations, and that's why she's been in place. Because karma's play. You play me?

That's what? Karma's going to ditch you. Oh, my God. And Carol, you guys are still married? We're still married, but I'm filing for divorce today, actually. Oh, yes. And Carol, I asked her, is there anyone else? Is there any other options?

I asked her that. She said, no. She's going to deny it. she's going to deny it, but, dude, oh, my God, it's a lot. But believe me, and she's lucky, and I told her, I deleted all of our messages because I don't need to have. Yeah, prove. Like, yeah. Yeah.

You're not going to. Like, I said, I could really comfort her if I really wanted to, but I'm not that person. You know what I'm saying? Like, it is what it is. It didn't work out. You wanted to leave me for home girl. It's cool. But don't be mad when I decide to move on or don't be mad if I decide to be with.

someone else don't be over here like oh if you're with someone else come gonna does she do that does she try to guilt you does she try to guilt you yeah oh wow um wait carroll do you still love chris she wants to come here she wants to come here uh do you still love her no do you still love her you care for her no i don't love her you care for yourself more because that was drawing my love yes yeah wow Carol don't hang up Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That's Chris. Yeah. Chris, you lie.

You're not lying. I asked you if there was anyone else. I asked you what about. There isn't anyone else. I haven't seen that girl over a year already. But she said you're hitting her up and you're asking her to take you back and all of that. She sent me up about, oh, I filed for divorce already. Chris. But then what? So she's not get divorced? She's over here talking about, oh, I'm with somebody else.

They do me down and this and that. Like, okay, cool. You know, like, you know, like. She's saying that you beg back for her, though. Like, you're the one that's, you want her. She's just spicing it up right now. That's how she's doing, you know, seeking for attention. Who's telling us?

Oh, my God, hold on. I thought only guys gaslight. This is beyond me right now. What is happening? I know. Oh, my God. All right. Let's go back to Carol.

Carol. Carol. Don't play. Carol. Don't play. She said you are lying. You are spicing it up. I'm lying

I'm spicing it up Okay Girls please don't make me Put my receipt Ooh Can we have She says she has a She says she has a CBI

Chris Yeah No yeah You sound like you You sound like it's you You sound like you're not telling It's a truth Chris Saying it for what it is

I've been with my girl We've been living with No no no You have been with your mistress You didn't tell us That this was a mistress She's not my miss. She's going to, you know, honestly, she's going to think that way, so she's not my miss.

Okay, you know why she's going to think that way because you guys were married and you cheated on her with the other girl. You told us about how the other girl cheated on her ex with you, but you didn't tell us about how you had a wife at the time. That little girl. Our relationship was already done. Mind you, if she was really my wife, like she said she was, she would have took me out of the gutter. She didn't do that. You get what I'm saying? Oh.

I don't have to do what I have to do, you know, you get me? And this girl was the only one there for me. Oh. But she left you. She blocked you. Oh, no, I'm talking about. Yeah. I'm talking about actually the fact that I got homeless.

She helped her out when she was down. Yeah. What about the 10 years? What about the 10 years that you were with Carol? In and now, you know, that was in and out. You know, she was coming around my family or whatever. That was in and now. It's marriage.

What? Well, you know, I told her, hey, I told her, hey, give me and I'll give you. I told her, you know, I don't want to throw her business. out there because that's what she does. She likes to throw my business out there. But I don't want to throw her business out there. You get me? But, I mean, I told her, you know, like, you know, she had DACA.

You know, you get me? And I told me, I'll fix you and you help me, you know. But at the end, she told me it's because in reality, Chris, I don't want a baby. She already had, did her gas chick sleeve. I don't get, man. I'm not even trying to entertain this, to be honest with you. Oh, now you don't want to entertain. Now that you're getting held accountable, Chris.

It's because like honestly Like I'm way too mature And she obviously for her to do all this That tells me the kind of top of person she is You know and this is why I distance myself From her because you're trying to gaslight us I feel very gaslight us. We wouldn't know any of this

If you had not hit us up She's not like an important factor You know you gave me what She's your wife She's your wife for 10 years Chris and I don't know the legalities But if that's your wife and you're the parent To this kid

there might be some connection there legally. I don't know. Well, like I said, she's already filing for divorce. Oh, yeah, yeah. And she told me this last month on my birthday. She texted me for my birthday telling me, oh, I'm falling for divorce. Wait, your birthday was last weekend. That was like four days ago.

Yeah. She texted me this last weekend, talking about, oh, I filed for divorce. You just said last month. I. Well, she texted me last month, too. Like, oh, I'm fighting for divorce. You know, so it was like. But she was capping.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's just, I don't know. I don't know what she's trying to do. Honestly, it's just really done to me, you know? What do you want to tell her? I'm not trying to feed into that. Honestly, it is. Chris, Chris, she's listening right now.

What do you want to tell her? Just, just, what's your last words to her right now? Honestly, Carol, you do too much, you know, and you know you do. And I was there for you. My family was too. And when it came down to it, you wasn't there for me. You never put your foot down with your family. and straight up like you you foul you know so that's the end you know like do you want to take any

accountability for also the part that you played because i'm sure carroll can say again like you cheated on her you did this stuff to her she's always going to say that you know okay but do you see where she can say that like if that's legally your wife i mean i mean i i see why she could say it but i mean at the end of day she already knew she was she had told me like I'm giving up like she's like that she didn't want it no more that she told me that she didn't want it no more we both we were both done so she's doing too much you were done but you kept going back and forth back and forth right and and there's no truth to what she's saying that you hit her up and you tell her don't move on and you tell her that you want to get back there's no no truth and uh we haven't you know in the

beginning you know maybe like you know like when we were talking you know when all this was going on, I was like, hey, you know what? I hope that me and you can, you know, find ourselves and we could talk again and da-da, da-da-da-da-da, but, I mean, not like how she fucking... Hey, no, no. Why, it's because I don't even know that I'm in the life anymore. It's not like how she said it, you know, like... All right.

Thank you, Chris. Hold on. Hold on. Chris. Oh, my God. Carol. Carol. Oh, my God.

Carol. Carol. Okay. No cursing, by the line. No cursing, please. No cursing, please. Carol. You heard her response and you heard her words to you.

What's true what she said. Look, like I said, she knows the truth. She knows the truth to all this. We want to know the truth. What's the truth? What side? Who's saying it more? Because she's going to deny it.

And how am I going to show you guys the proof? There's no way of me showing you guys the truth. No, just you tell me what the truth is. What's the truth is? She still looks for me. She still looks for me. She still prized to me because I've been telling her I want nothing to do with her anymore because I tell her I have someone else and I'm happy where I'm.

Now it's like, okay, well, I hope that we can be friends. Why would I be friends with somebody that can even be accountable for her actions? You know what I'm saying? Like, okay, the relationship is done. Yes, we had ups and down. Yes, towards the end, towards the end, it got really bad. Like, I wasn't even sleeping in the same bed as her. I was sleeping in the sofa.

So I'm, yeah, it was the end. So I'm not even mad at the fact that she did what she did. Eventually, that's who she is. This is not the first time she does this. What do you mean? She said cheating. That's why things happen to her. That's why all her life is all messed up because things, she's a, but at the same time,

she screws people over. The good people that actually care for her and actually love her, because what happened to when you got in the car accident, what was your family out because nobody wanted to take of you? I quit my job to help you. Wow. Wow. It quit my job to help you.

What happened to that? Because she said that you didn't hold her down. The other girl did. When she was down? Yeah. And guess what? Because I don't tell her who exactly I'm with. But you know what I'm saying?

I am dating a guy. I don't want to get back with her because I am dating a guy. Yeah. So you're no longer a lesbian. Because why? No. I don't even know. No.

I'm just asking. I'm just asking. It's an honest question. She's just not a Christian. A Christian. No, just look, and she swears up and down. It's like, oh, it's because my girl, she reads the Bible. She's Christian.

We pray. Okay, you're Christian. First and foremost, if you're Christian, being a lesbian is the biggest thing there is. That's a whole other story. Wait, wait, wait, wait, everybody just settle down. That's a whole other story. Everyone just settled down. Everyone just settled down.

I want to get to that. The thing with her is that she wants to send her a manipulative. everybody in malipidate the situation. The situation is that she's a cheater and that's why everything happens to her. This is happening to her. And I give you my word, I'm going to get a call because according to her, she don't got a phone. According to her, she don't got a job.

According to her, oh, I'm just there because I don't know what. Like, believe me, I don't care what she does with her life. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no going back to her because she's never going to change. She's always going to be the person that she is. And what is me having back to God has do? with anything. What are me getting the gosh of the sleep

got to do with anything? I was almost 300 pounds. Do you keep me telling a baby was going to be healthy? No, it wasn't. Yeah. Yeah. You know, at that point,

she's speaking from a hurt situation because of everything that, like, she lost. I understand that, but why try to shame me? Yeah. About me getting, losing weight. Yeah.

Why you're trying to, like, what are you trying to do? Like, trying to humiliate me because I decided to be better for myself. and do the surgery to lose way to look good. Carol. To look good for you. Las those,

because also you're speaking like the Christian stuff and like her with the gastric stuff. Right now. Mind that. Okay. Get that out of the door. Play the role that she's like,

oh. I'm just speaking out of anger. No, I wish she's talking about pain. Yeah. I'm not speaking. Yeah. That's a lot. She'd be trying to pull up on a goddamn time.

Yeah. Yeah. She'd be calling me. She'd be trying to text me. For what reason? You made your choice. You decided to leave 10 years Throw it down the window

To be with someone else Carol Carol Carol Carol Carol Carol What are your last words for Chris right now And you know what I do think it's healthier Because you both are like you both have done You both can point the finger at each other Right whether it's right or wrong

And those are doing that I want you to be able to air it out But also I think it might be best that you guys don't speak Because if she's saying that you also reach out to her and you tell her things, las dos are, like, trying to get it back at each other. It's an emotional show.

When she reached out, and I said how you're doing, because, you know, at the end of the day, I don't want to hate somebody that I shared 10 years with. Yeah, but also,

that's not how you can't do that. That's life telling you because of how she acts, you know, and how you, how you both act with each other. So last words to, last words to Chris.

Yeah, last words. What are your last words? Last words to Chris. No, Cassie. No, Cassie, please. No, I'm not going to say that come. I wish her nothing but the best, to be honest. I wish her nothing but the best.

I wish that she changes as a person that she does better for herself, not for me, not for the girlfriend, but for her to be better for herself and that baby that she loves so much. And I hope that she's so much. succeed in life. And I hope that God brings her peace. That's it. Like, there's nothing more to say there's feelings are not there anymore.

Even if, you know, because she's like, oh, like the marriage is the second sense, it doesn't. It really doesn't because you grew to me that I didn't thought those 10 years didn't matter to you because you chose them over 10 years. Carol, that was very respectably said. You did not shame her in that. I want you to hold on to those words. and be like, yeah,

I did he said what I hope for the best for you, that if you're really filing for divorce. No, I really do. No, I really do. I really hope that everything works out for her the way she expected, you know, but at the end of the day,

she knows that doing the things that she does and playing people in whatever way and always comes down to, you're not going to ever leave this earth without paying your dues. Yeah, Hey Carol, just one question, neither here nor there. But does your boyfriend or you're still legally married?

Yeah, he knows. Okay, very good. All right, because we have him on line two as well. Yeah, I didn't hide eyes. I'm just kidding. The drama continues. I didn't, I never hide the fact that I'm married. I'm very open about that.

You know, when I talk to people and I meet people, I let them know like, yes, I'm married. we're no longer together. Yes, I'm going to file for divorce. I wasn't ready to file for divorce, you know? It took me all this time, but I understood that she's not my person anymore. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much, Carol. Thank you, Carol.

Chris, sorry to keep you waiting. I was just talking to your wife. I mean, I know as you could hear her, she's a person that you can't really talk to. And I'm a person where, like, she just said the nicest thing. She really said nice things. She was very passionate. No, but Carol was very passionate. What was the point of her doing all that?

Like, you know, and that's what thing. For closure. Closure. Closure. You brought her family involved, Las dos. Just like I told her, bro. Chris, just like I told her, you both are saying things out of emotion. You said things about her.

She said things about you. But, like, it seemed that at the end, she was able to be like, okay, if this is it's to all, and you guys agree not to talk to each other again and said all the. We have been said that. It's her that can't let go. You know, we've been to that. You know, so, but I mean, it is, I guess, I mean, I mean, like, okay, you know, like. I'm telling you, I don't believe you that it's, that it's her.

I think it's you keeping reaching out because the way that she was so passionate about telling her, like, like, she wants to move on, which is the best for you. I don't know. I'm not believing you. No, no. Again, I'm not reaching up to her. The only time I reach out to her is, like, you know, when she hits me up or whatever and whatnot, you know. No, la Buscas. Are you sure?

Because she mentioned... And you know what? I think... I hope one day that you could be like, yeah, I've done some things. Yeah, I did this. My girl got actions with my phone, too, the same way I got access to hers.

You know, you get me? And my phone stays on, and that's what my girl says. Like, hey, my phone is open for you, and so is it for her. Yeah, but this was your wife at a time, and I'm sure she had access, and then you still messed around with your coworker. So it's still possible.

No. No. She, she, she, she, she, everything. I mean, I'm talking about I couldn't even have friends because every girl was an issue. And yes, she's right. It's not the first time. You know, you got me? It's not the first time.

So there's an issue there because of what you've done. It's not the first time, but look, let me tell you something. That girl is a complicated person. She's a person that you can't talk to. I tried and I tried and I tried and I just couldn't make it. We just did. We just did right now. We got to like a little peaceful point. And part

of it is like, yeah, like I get your anger. agree, let it off, but also, like, Tamien, you've done your things, and she also held herself accountable for things that she mentioned that she shouldn't have. And, and... I just don't get what was the point of her doing all that. Because you came on the radio

and you were saying a story that she felt was not true because you didn't mention her. She was your wife for 10 years, and you kept that out of the story that you told us. Yeah, no, definitely the grease fell off the pan right now. Yeah. Because it's a done deal. It's a done deal.

You know, you get? Yeah, but you told your girlfriend. Your baby mama right now, you talked about her past, but you didn't talk about yours. Oh, yeah. Okay, so my baby mama does know about Carol. You know, you get me, she knows, you know, like, you know, my sister would be telling her. But, I mean, like I said, it's not, she's not, she's not. She's not.

You get what I'm saying? Like, you get what I'm trying to tell you, like. I don't know that she's trying to, though. She's trying to just move on. Well, let her move on, you know. But she's saying that you won't let her. And it's crazy. It's crazy because she'll be like, oh, yeah, I'm what I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm

I'm with a girl, and then I'm with a man. Like, you know, I don't even know what to believe with that girl no more. But you don't need to believe anything because you can, you can just leave it alone. You can just move on. You can just leave it alone. I, I am moved on. I'm happy where I'm at, you know, and I mean, I love my child. I love my child, you know, she's the best blessing of my life, you know.

Yeah. She really feels in a way that I've never felt before. And I can't even say that, you know, like, you know, coming this Friday, you know, I was holding my daughter and I was, like, crying, you know, I'm not. my daughter and I was like damn I thought like that daughter was being ripped out of my heart you know and it just for worse in a heart break you know yeah and well one thing i've learned one thing i've learned when life got hard is you can't fix other people you can't change them you can only change yourself and if you do some deep digging into yourself pause uh i'm sure you can find some things that maybe you can fix that

if anything will allow you to be the best parent you know because that's expressly but i'll tell you this right now you know, like, you know, my, my girl, she is a beautiful girl, you know, she's very gorgeous, but she's also very matured, and I can tell you maternal knowledge, never be too narrow. I care about you right now. Your girl that is still FaceTiming her ex, I don't know, I don't know about that. Yeah, I want to talk to you about you right now because you can't just pass the book to other people. What can Chris do to be a better parent to your 11-week-old? Because whether your girl stays in the picture or not,

that baby is, you know? Yeah. And God willing. So that kind of has to be your focus. Okay. And then get that divorce down. Like get it in, get it in. For your piece and for your ex's peace.

My girlfriend, my girl should not worry. You keep bringing up your girl. You keep trying to like bring up your girl to kind of, I feel like to make her jealous. No. I don't see the point of what just happened. Honestly, I'm like, You know, like...

Then get the divorce. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Why don't you are? They get the divorce. Get the divorce. Because you know you can file too.

You know, you can file. Hey, I could file, but I'm not going to waste my time. My son. Do it. You should want that. You have to spend it regardless. She should have been done it from the beginning when we were just like... But you too, you already have a kid and you moved on.

You moved on, too. Like my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my baby's money is more invested on her. You know, you can do it like... You can do it for free depending on your, depending on how much money you make. You could waive the cost. Yes. Yep. It's all possible.

Believe me. Wow. There you go. Thank you so much. Chris. Stay tuned for more tomorrow on lesbian week, huh? It's not like that. It might be.

Is it not? No, please, if you're a lesbian and you got issues, call this right now. Do you guys look at arguments like this? Yeah, this is super intense. I love it. Do you look at it? Continues. Do you look at arguments like this and it's just like, it could be worse.

Like your arguments. Well, just period. Like period in life. Like, not because it's two girls or a guy and a girl. We need AGB to come DJ this Friday. Wait, did you say we'll have AdGV DJ Friday? Oh, my God. That's the homie.

Okay, shout out, JVie. I love you so much. We're going to be doing a You're Not Down collab. Yeah. And we're inviting Carol Anchorage. Oh. All the lesbian. It's going to be a set beach of party with all the clams.

They're all down. We have tickets to go to Disneyland. A, by the way, if you have a Homey Helpline of your own, you can email us. Homey Helpline. At Power106.com. Remember. One more time. Homey Helpline at Power 106.com.

It's lesbian week. Yes, it is. At this point, it is what it is. It's Tuesday, two back-to-backs. Let's keep the, that's-moment. He's more going, yes. This isn't like freaking shark week on Disneyland. But it is now.

But it is now. Are you making it? Yes. The first week of March. They're just regular people. Rob back morning. First week tomorrow is for lesbians. Oh, my God.

First week of March. March? Ma'am. He wants you to say a word. Marimacha. Marry March. You're amazing, Vic. Yeah, you too.

You're amazing. Madness, Ad Madness, Maddenance. Money March Madness. That's amazing. I like it. Oh, Braddious. The next one is April Fool's Druel or something. No.

We're working on it. We're working on. We're working on. And we need like a co-sign from the community, by the way. Oh, true. Of course. We've been co-signed. Look at the comments.

They love it. People are loving it right now. People are loving it, dude. I think we need a representative in here. Yeah. We need a representative. Who wants to be gay? I'll be lesbian.

All right, you guys, we have to give away these tickets. Stop. Let's go. And I keep trying to reset. Oh, pardon, pardon. Okay. Go, go, go. Aye, y.

All right, on the line. On the line. We got three callers, okay? They have each chosen who they think is the slowest in the room. Okay, Andrea. Andrea and Riverside. Good morning, Andrea. Good morning.

Andrea, talk to us. Who do you think is the slowest in the room? Oh my goodness, I think it's Angie. Okay. I'm sorry. I love you. I love you. Chill. Okay. Just so you know, I ran the half marathon last year.

Last year. Last year. Yeah. You ran? I ran. I ran. For real. Stop saying that.

We weren't going to talk about that. We are actually coming up. All right. Joe, Joe in Santa Monica. Who do you think is the slowest in the room? I want to say Greg. You want to say Greg? DJ Greg C.

I don't know. I was just thinking. You're just thinking, Greg? Greg has been running his whole life. Like he runs away from the cops, his mom, love, all of that. All right. Tiana in Irvine. What's up, Tiana?

Hi, how are you? Tiana, who do you think is the slowest in the room? I think it's concrete. You think it's concrete. Oh, Tiana. Sorry. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. Don't worry about that. Don't you worry about it. Is there a reason? It was just like, I'm going to go with Congri. I'm sorry. Say it. Is it because I'm more weight?

Is it because my hair's not aerodynamic? No, we'll see the other ones. They ran and I didn't see, I didn't hear about you running. So I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. All right.

Okay, I'm going to tell you, thank you for it. I'm going to tell you right now, where the heck is the slowest in the room just ruined my stuff? Strava streak. Why? Because the pelaton in the back, which I told them, hey, if you don't run your mom, they were supposed to run them on yesterday. You can run in the back.

You did say that, yeah. But it's linked to my Strava. Oh. So a couple things. They only went .99. Oh, hell, no. They didn't do the full mile. And they are for sure the slowest in the room.

And now it looks like I'm that slow. Oh, hell no. Who was that? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Sabotage. My mile, I average 10 minutes. and 48 a mile right looking at these numbers and granted I've had more time to train yeah I'm the fastest in the room yeah I believe it I don't I didn't believe it

the second fastest is Angie's mile is 11 minutes and 17 seconds I believe it I believe wow 11 mm-hmm yeah ha Andrea Third slowest person in the room. Who, who, who, who, who. Third slowest. Third slowest. Yeah. Rosecrans.

Vick. What? Vick. Vick has a 15-21 mile. Nice. A 15-21 miles. I thought that was really slow. That is actually pretty slow.

That's like walking. Put it this way. If you ran this slow in the marathon, they'd cut you off. They would. Yeah. I figured. Yeah. It's okay.

It's okay. It's between Greg and Concord for the slowest in the room. What? What? If he beats me, I don't believe it. I think it's rigged. If he beats you at being the slowest? Yeah.

If he's the slowest. No, if he's the slowest. If he's faster than you? Yeah. Or slower than you? Slower than me. If he's slower than you. All right.

So the second slowest person has a 1727 mile. What? And the slowest person has a 19 minute and 13. 32nd mile. And the slowest person in the room giving their caller four tickets to Disneyland for being that slow is, find out after this time. I'm kidding. Great tease.

Country. Yeah! I'm freaking slow, man. 1930. Okay, so one thing I found that is that you never run in Timbs. You didn't run home. Your toenails might fall. off.

I only have three left. Did you walk? One of them is a crazy toenail. Huh? So, did you walk? More than I ran, yeah. Okay. Oh, but you tried.

It hurts. Well, here's the thing. Because on my Strava, there's the 1727. That's you, Greg. So then you didn't even do the mile. Literally your Peloton, I told me a mile. And then I go on there and it says 0.99. So I'm like, what the hell is wrong with you?

Should have run a little more? Yeah. A centimeter more? Yeah. Honestly. We could do it right now. So if he didn't even complete his mile. That's literally a mile 99.

Yeah. Would it have taken him two minutes is my question. For a point. Tiana and Irvine, we're going to give you the tickets. Congratulations. Tiana. You picked the slowest poke in the room. You picked concrete.

All right. Sorry. It's okay. That's okay. And then you're disqualified. Yeah, I don't run. I don't know. You were all confident just a couple minutes ago.

Hell no. Running to me is like, waste of time. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Do you see how they treat me? Because all of a sudden, any of my hobbies are lame. Greg, that's the me. I know.

Running is a waste of time. Who does that? Losers. Go rid of bike. Make it fun. Oh, God. When I was running, I was like, this is so, we can just do this for fun? People do this?

Yeah. Yeah. People. People. Anyway. Do it. Come here? Now what's going on? Damn!

She's Mason with Angie. Okay, you guys, Zendaya's bestie betrayed her. I'm talking about La Roach. That's her stylist and her bestie. They've known each other for like over 15 years or so, right? They're really, really close. Now, if you guys know, Zendaya is dating Tom Holland. Spider-Man.

Spider-Man, yeah. They've been engaged since 2024, like, during the holidays, things like that. I get him and Tima-Lamala. mixed up. Their roles. Which one was the Wizard of Oz? It was Willie Wonka. What?

Timothy Chamonle was really? Timothy. That was, he was really Wonka. Oh my God. Ariana's Wizard of Oz. Yes. Yes. Okay.

Yeah, I know. Oh my goodness. I get my wife. Wizard of Oz. Yeah. Yeah, wicked. Wicked. Yeah.

We know what she's talking. That's in the Wizard of Oz land, right? Yeah. It's part of the story. It's a prequel. Which one is the Wizard Harry? No, I take a whole. Or a wizard, Harry.

That's Harry Potter. You're thinking of what's his name? Heggard. RIP. All right. So yeah, Sendea has been, was engaged or is engaged with Tom Holland. They got engaged in 2024.

They never really announced it. It just got out in the public, like, because Zendaya was a photograph with the engagement. No, no, no. She was photographed in an engagement ring during the 2025 Golden Globes, right? That's how everybody found out. Again, never mentioned it because they're very secretive. Tell me why. while La Roche thought it was okay to leak it and tell people that Zendaya is already married.

Listen. We know she's going to be getting married. Do you come to her and say, hey Zendaya, I think, or does she say, this is the bride I want to look like? Y'all, the wedding already happened. Y'all missed it. The wedding is over. Sorry. Damn.

That's messed up. That's messed up because, again, Zendaya and Tom, they're very, very secretive. And this is not the first time that La Roach has actually talked about Zendaya's wedding, because like a couple of months ago she was asked again about the wedding or he was asked about the wedding and this is what he had said. It would probably be a wedding dress

and no one will ever see because she and Tom are super private. Like they won't be a vogue spread or there won't be pictures of the wedding and the people that she will invite will be really respectful of their privacy. But not me. Yeah.

Everybody else will be great. But not me. Yeah. And so people are saying like, dude, how can you do that to Sondaya? If she didn't say anything, why do you think like putting her business out on blast is cool unless it was a red herring what do you mean like it was fake like she was like just like oh yeah this happened already

you missed it like get a scent off the trail distraction they're actually having the wedding this weekend true you think so yeah could be that okay because zanda's mom actually reposed that video the interview with a roach is saying like oh they got married and he she just put like ha ha the little laugh yeah yeah she could be an honor too but yeah the little Dania loves her people So she's probably And if that girl Or that person is still around

Even though what happened They're probably Okay True because it's like Oh what Like oh she absolutely hates When people talk about her privacy Yeah yeah yeah

And she really hates when people talk about her elbow And like she could like be doing all this stuff And it's like bro you're obviously leaking information Okay Well she La Roach also reposted a picture of himself With the caption saying

If I send you this I just know that I'm being messy Yeah Yeah So maybe I don't know I'm just saying They know who their friend is

They know that's the message homey Yeah they don't mind Okay Okay I was just really thinking I'm like fool Like you really did that To Zendaya your bestie

From 15 years If she married out of business They were in trouble They would not be talking Yeah Yeah you do You know the mom wouldn't be cool They like just

No one would be He hahing Okay Because also There's been another thing Because Zendaya was actually sing with the gold band, not the engagement ring anymore. Oh, nice.

Yeah, that's the wedding band. You get that when you walk down the aisle. So then Leroch did say, or spill the tea. But it's fine with them is what I'm saying. Like Zendaya's not mad. Gotcha, gotcha. All right. What's up?

This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? And a lot of it is. That make money move. That make money move. Yes, because we do have to. talk about your money and where you got to spend it today, ASAP Rocky.

You got to go right now if you have a car, which many of you listening do, and it is a gas-fueled car. Go fill up your gas tank right now. Go fill up your gas tank right now because, yes, gas prices are going to jump crazy by the end of this week, all right? And it all has to do with the conflict that's going on, U.S., Israel, and Iran. It literally has sent oil prices higher around the world because Iran and its neighbor. sit right by the straight of Hormuz is what it's called. That's the shipping lane that carries about 20% of the world's oil. So because of everything that's going on, we're seeing it on the news.

We're seeing it on our phones. Yes, that will directly affect us at the gas pump. Your best bet right now is to go fill up today. Because us being in California, already we have a more expensive fuel because we have a summer blend. I don't know if you ever see that, like, oh, the summer blend of gas. You hear that in the news we do over here because of that. It's already more expensive. Add what's going on with the conflict.

Yes, go fill up today. Please. We turn our air conditioning on, which makes our car use more gas because it's just being used more. It's a lot. It's a lot. California uses special summer fuel blends that are more expensive to make, which means the state's drivers feel price spikes faster and more sharply than most other states when crude prices rise. So I'm talking to you, my friend.

if you have a gas-fueled car, go for a little today. Don't wait. Because sometimes we're like, oh, wait until sad. I see one better. Maybe on Friday when I get paid. I do think that you will just be the better luck of it filling up today. So you're telling me I'm going to start hitting 89 instead of the 91 now because gas might be cheaper there? You get the 91?

Yeah, I get premium, but now I'm going 87. That sucks. I stay 87. That's my birthday. I think, oh, nice. I think my car value just shot up. My electric car value. I think it might have.

By the way, I know we are electric life, but don't get it twisted. We have our own problems in our own right. You can fill up in five minutes. We got to wait in line if there's a line in a public station. Don't let one of those things be malfunctioning or your car not be part of an app. By the way, every electric station, now you got me started. Now I'm fancy. Every electric station needs a certain app in order for you to turn it on.

Really? It's not like you just walk up and pay. No. They each have their own app you got to download. some major like payment information all that. It's so much. That's insane.

Yes. And there's some to make sure that you got the bread. They'll charge you like 40 bucks off top. And then like oh, like let's say you only use five bucks. Later they'll put the rest of like 35 different. Yeah, they float your money. Yeah. They basically float your money.

It's wild. In its own right. It's on right. But at least we don't got a guess. I get you. I'll get you on that too. But if you do have a gas filled car, I strongly suggest that you go and fill it up.

today because yeah we're gonna feel it over here in cali there's no way that we won't all right that's crazy that was don't you know local money moves brought to you by your so go to dealers yeah i'm letty for brown bag mornings and let's get into some studios food hey stodious what's nine plus ten turn your line look at this studio food peritos is your girl tripping on you every single night because you go to sleep late and you just sit there and drooms scrolling all that well couples that go to bed together report happier marriages and happier relationships. Couples, on average, only go to bed at the same time of about three nights a week.

One person goes to bed about an hour and 20 minutes later in other nights. Younger couples care more about going to bed together. 62% of millennials say they sleep better when they go to bed at the same time with their significant other. I believe it. You believe that? Yeah, last night, my girl fell asleep earlier because I was in the shower. I came out. She was asleep.

and then I was like on my phone because it still wasn't sleepy and then she's like waking up and then I'm like now I turn off my phone because now it looks like I'm sketchy like I'm texting. Yep, that looks even. You know what I'm saying?

But I was just checking my email. You know what I'm saying? It does look. It does. It looks sketchy, right? You just like, you just got a bright light in your face. So what were you doing?

Just checking my email. That's more sketchy. Do you? What? Do you and that's that's a flag, Jordan? Do you and Hore and go to sleep at the same time? No.

I go to sleep when the boys go to sleep and Jore stays up. Yeah, for work, there's always jacking the crack in the trash can. It's either jacking or wiener schnitz. So Mr. Vienn, I'm very fit. He's jacking and a crack? I would never think that.

Oh my God, yes. I would never think. He's so fit. And I find it every morning. He's so fit. Like we were in Vegas, I tried to offer him a beer. He was like, no, man. Oh, no, he's not a drinker.

I was like, no. I was like, dude, look at you. That's amazing. Good for you. He'll give me that back. He does it when you sleep so you don't catch him then. He does appear because I knock out early because of our job. Yeah.

And he would have done it if I was awake too. Please don't do that because in my brain I feel like, yeah, it's not that he doesn't want to buy me things late at night. I think that's what it is. Very happy couple says go to sleep at least four nights a week together. The least happy couples only go about once a week. What if when you live away from your couple like Angie does? They're cheating. What?

So I'm cheating and he's cheating? Maybe you are. Look at that laugh. Oh my God, Andy! You saw that laugh? That's bad. Big checking his email. What?

Why is that bad? Because no one checks their email, dogs. And then you hit it when your girl woke up? It's three hours ahead. Who the hell is emailing you at 11 o'clock at night? It's three hours ahead in New York. You never know. What?

Who's emailing you at 2 a.m.? It's already daytime in Tokyo. You never know. He's checking the promo emails that got sent to him. And then he comes in saying, oh, I didn't see that email. Oh. Dang. Wow.

I haven't even think about it. After all we've been through together. If there was a bus here, he'd be under it. Stay Smart America. Stay smart America. Sleep with your wife. Hello, studios. Look at this studio.

It's as full. All right. Hey, by the way, you didn't answer to you and Nikki go to see for the same? Absolutely. All the time. We go to sleep together all the time. At the same time. Yeah, we tried to.

Yeah, we tried to. At least 10 o'clock, 10.30 around there. Okay, nice. You know, and then we wait for the kids to go to sleep and then. You know? Massagito. All right. Shoot the J.

Shoot it. All right, you guys. Team USA Captain Aaron Judge just delivered the most uninspiring speech ever. And I think America might be in trouble. Baseball Team USA. Baseball Team USA. The World Baseball Classic. Yeah, World Baseball Classic.

It starts on Thursday. So, you know, Aaron Judge is... You said Team USA. I'm like, wait, he's at the Warner Olympics? Yeah, Team USA for the World Baseball Classic. Nice. So Aaron Judge, you know, he's a great player for the Yankees. He's at, like, 60 home runs, you know, for the Yankees.

Yeah. He's one MVP. He's their show hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He faced the Dodgers. He actually dropped the ball in the fifth inning that turned the whole game around in the World Series.

All bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. But, look, he had a speech to, you know, motivate everybody in the room. And it's like, hey, we're about to start the baseball classic. Nice. This is going to go down. And he had a terrible speech, and I need to play for you guys.

Listen. You're sacrificing for your family at home. You're sacrificing for your country. and, you know, sacrifice it for the brothers in the trenches with you every single thing. That's what they want us to do, fellas. You know, we're down, we're beat up a little bit, man. You know, we're going to lay it out of the line.

If we do that, we'll bring a little on, man. Well, he's making it as in the front lines or something. Yeah. You're playing baseball. In the trenches? What are you talking about? And they're sacrifice for your country. For relax, dog.

You're playing baseball, food, catch. You're playing catch. And you should have seen his face the whole time He looks like he's trying to hold in a laugh Yeah Like he's being so unserious And I'm like bro, he's the captain of the team It's a recreational sport at the end of the day

Yes, but it's serious There's a lot of country pride on the line They're playing patch And for some odd reason A lot of people don't like America right now So they need to go out there And they need to win Yeah their first game is against Brazil

Yes, yeah Are they good in baseball? No, they're not that good No, no we have We have a stack team. Team USA is really good at the world baseball class. We have Will Smith for the Dodgers. He's a catcher on the team.

We have like Clayton Kershaw is going to pitch. He's going to pitch. Remember he's going to retire and he didn't? He didn't. I know. That's going to be dope. Is Shohei playing? Shoah's playing for Japan.

Yeah. What a traitor. No, that's our team though. Japan is good. We literally got him from Japan. We literally gave him a billion dollars. Switch up, homie. Switch up.

But if you don't let him play for Team U.S. I say, what if it's that? No, yeah, you can. Yeah, he wouldn't be able to. Well, he would have to get an actual dual citizenship. Yeah, and then America doesn't want you to have dual citizenship. They want you to choose one. Yeah.

Yeah, so don't blame him, all right, brother. But he would be a better captain, I believe, because he was, you know, captain of Team Japan, and he's delivering a great speech in Japan. Everybody's serious. Everybody's riled up and stuff like that. What did he say? Oh, he said a lot of things. Like, what is like?

Oh, we're in the trangche. He did not. Say that. He said, yeah, we're going to get them back, you know. Get them back? Yeah, like for last world baseball classic. Last world war? No, world baseball classic.

Oh, my God, Victor. We're not, we're talking about the world baseball classic, not, you know. We're going to eat you like our sushi roll. Okay. You're being messy right now. What are you talking about? Nobody's drawing parallels between the world baseball classic and what's going on in the world. Never.

No. Never. That's what he said. He's in the trenches. Are you guys a little bit hating on Aaron Judge because he is tall and handsome and Yankee? Yes. Absolutely. It sounds like concrete.

You see something that we don't. Oh, no. I think it's everyone said. Vic told me that. Oh, yeah, I don't like that guy. That Aaron Judge is handsome. Yeah. You said that before?

Yeah. You said that? You just said yeah. I mean, yeah. Like, that's another reason I hate him besides the fact he's a Yankee. He said he's not handsome, though. I feel him. Yeah, he's not handsome.

I didn't say that. You just said yes, Vicki. I'm going for Team Mexico. They played March 9 against USA. Just so you know. Who's there? Who's on Team Mexico? Oh, we got everybody.

Like, who? Everybody. We got the brothers. There's two brothers on Team. Say last name. Yeah, yeah, I'm for Robles. Yeah, we got a Rosarena. Hey, is that Yankee that was a Dodger that comes out to Chente?

Is he on the Mexican team? No, he didn't make the cut this year. What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his? name. We hated him.

We also. I think Alex Guerro. I don't know. He was a Canelo type. Yes, yeah. He was a redhead. Yeah, no, he didn't make the team this year. Wow.

Well, thanks for that, Vic. Thank you. Yes, absolutely. Shout out to the Japanese homies, by the way. That's a stacked team already. You just have Shohey and I'm sure other people. I know. Yeah, so.

The Dominican team. No, the USA team is really good, though. Yeah. The Dominican team would be crazy. Like, hello que. They don't have a lot of hitters. Oh, yeah. Who looks better.

Team USA or Dominicans? I wish I look. like a Dominican, so I'd say it's the team Dominican. What the hell? Is the Elskite on there? Your girl's Manco? Hey, chill, chill, chill. No, I don't think so.

All right, all right. World Baseball Classic going down. When's the first game or what time? It's a tomorrow night Eastern time. So technically on the West Coast, it would be on March 5th. Where are they playing up? They're playing in Tokyo. In Tokyo.

Yeah, they're playing in Tokyo. All the way over there? Yeah. Did the time when? When? 10 p.m. Eastern, tomorrow night. 7 p.m. our time. Yeah, we're on.

Well, it would be like 3 in the morning, West Coast time. Or 2. 000. How is 10 p.m. Eastern through the morning here? 2 in the morning. They're ahead of us. 7 p.m. They're ahead of us by 3 hours, my guy.

7 p.m. There you go, my guy. 7 p.m. like I said. You mentioned his girls crush. They all got it. Now he's good. Hey, guys. So it's going to be 10 p.m. Eastern.

So make sure to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch it here. You don't want her to watch it. That's right. It's actually not going to play it here. No. All right. Well, we have more coming. More coming.