Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 671 (Full Episode) My Granny's Getting Cracked...!? 🙃 + Selena Gomez’s Dirty Foot Fetish | Brown Bag Mornings (03/04/26)

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Robert, whose 72-year-old grandma just "sprung" a much younger girlfriend on the family and wants to bring her to the late grandpa’s 20th-anniversary memorial party. Between roasting Selena Gomez for kissing Benny Blanco’s "grounded" dirty feet and debating Jeremy Lin’s bold request for respectful body language from Kobe Bryant, the "studious" squad also calls out national sports hosts for stealing their viral Byron Scott interview without giving the show any credit. [Edited by @iamdyre 👴]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Yes, we have our own Hall of Fame. One day we will be there, my friends. Yes. Yes. Yes. Actress, Jamie Lee Curtis. Wow. Oh, what? Is going to be inducted into the California Hall of Fame.

Also, the governor. Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be inducted into the Hall of Fame, which I think is really cool. Yeah, that's cool. I wonder what they're going to do for him. That's what I was thinking right now, too. I was like, why? Is he from California? He's from California?

He was the freaking governor. He's from Austria. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. He did make his name in Venice, California. Yeah. tell you Gold's Gym, I know it because of freaking Arnold's Horsionager. By the way, have you seen the documentary?

Have you seen Gold's Gym now? Pump and Iron. No, no. Have you seen Pumping Iron? A little bit. You would love it. You would love it. You would love it. Really? He talks about what the pump feels like.

Yeah. Yeah. Pause. No, no. Play, play, play. Fast forward. Feels like an explosion. Yeah.

I got to watch it now. You have to watch it. It's crazy. I'm watching out. The governor will be immortalized in this Hollywood California, excuse me, Hall of Fame, Jamie Lee Curtis as well.

You know all her acting? Yeah. All her scary movie acting. Halloween, all this stuff, Freaky Friday. Bro. Nobu is going to get inducted. Wow.

Wait the restaurant? The guy. His name is actually Noble. Who? Again, I saw a documentary about him. It's on Amazon Prime if you guys want to watch it. You didn't know that was his name, stupid? I'm going to add that,

but I'm going to take you to a California winning, you know. What is it? Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame. The food, not the food. It's not the food. The girl's not going to know. It's the chef.

The food probably won a lot of stuff, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Nobu's actually really, really cool. Something I learned about him in his documentary. I watch this so that you don't have to. Is that clearly he is from Japan, learned the sushi, how to create it, all of that. Then for some reason, he goes to Peru. In Peru, he starts using the things that they have as ingredients,

and he's come up with so many things. When you see the alapeno on top of, of like a on top of a roll or anything. He did that. Oh, wow. He added cilantro and I was like, wow, Peruvians and Mexicans have the same ingredient. No, but he did that.

He's created a, but like the crispy rice that we've ate in sushi restaurants that other people have copied or just made their own. He started that. He created so many. You know, like that dish where there's oil and there's sashimi, which is just like sliced fish? He created that too. Dang.

Like this full, it's. Before him, sushi was just regular rolls and then just like the fish on top of the rice. Or like hand rolls and stuff like that. Nothing too crazy and he kind of mixed and fused it up. Wow. We had to thank him for all the Instagram stories and stuff like that. Your Instagram stories. Oh, sorry, that's our next indicted.

Your Instagram story is a little hater. Okay, but speaking, what's up, bro? Is there anybody actually from California on this list? That's what I'm saying. Oh, crap. Is that adding up? I'm sure Jamie Lee Curtis is from here. Maybe.

No, I wanted to tell you guys also, and big up, a groundbreaking all-female group Mariachi Reina de Los Angeles. They, too, are going to be inducted into this California Hall of Fame. Sounded a little bit like this. Come on, baby girl. Come on, baby girls. Jamie Lee Curtis, by the way, is from Santa Monica. There we go. There we go.

Why you cut off the mariachi, the women. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey, don't cut off women on women's money. Yes. Come on, man. March. March is for mariachi's. And Jimmy Lee Curtis.

Marci March. That's right. Yeah, Marci March madness. Yeah. Right? Shut up. Not too confused with that I think we're doing inside home and outside. All right?

Hey, big up to all of the inductees. There's a couple of U.S. Olympians is there as well. But I just wanted to highlight and big up everybody that was on this California Hall of Fame. And one day, one day manifestation, one day it will be us. Yes. Yeah. And we are from California. We are.

We are from California. I'm going to switch up right after, you know. Shut up. Zoola, come here? Man, what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, this cheese mess a little bit. Oh, by the way, Angie is out sick.

Yep. I hope she feels better. Send her good vibes. Please send her medicine balls. Send her all of that, okay? But Justin Timberlake, I think he's trying to hide something. Okay, so he was arrested. I don't know if you guys saw this.

We all saw like the mugshot. I remember. Of him being arrested. Like in the Hamptons? Yes. But he has now filed a petition to stop the release of body cam video from his drunk driving arrest. And he says it would cause him irreparable harm if it got out. Oh.

What do you think was in there? I already know what was in there. Wait, what, wait, wait, wait. He tried to bust some terrible dance moves to get out of the ticket. Oh, no, no, no, no, if he was like, I'm Justin Timberley. I'm trying to rock your buddy. That's what I'll see him up too. Oh, babe.

And he was just terrible because he's watched now. And it was just like, no. Nobody's going to go to his tour if they see that. You know, nobody? I got this feeling. No, no, no, no. It's Justin Timberley. I think that would make him, like, more popping.

No. No? Trying to fracking him. Okay, I was thinking, like, what if he's listening to Britney Spears while they pull him over? Oh, that could be. Like, what, that's sex? Oh, yeah. Or she's in the passenger seat or something, I don't know.

No. It had to happen something he says. It had to be something that he says to the officer. Yeah. Irreparable harm, bro. Or he was just so drunk that it's embarrassing. No. Embarrassing things happens every day that makes a celebrity more likable.

What the heck would he have done to give irreparable harm? Yeah, I just picture him doing the rock your body like Vic said. Yeah. I don't know. Janet Jackson should have been banned more time or something. I don't know. Like something bad. That's very wild.

Yeah. Women's Month, Vic, come on. It would have been terrible for him to say that. He was arrested on a DWI charge after leaving the American Hotel in Sag Harbor, New York. Initially charged one count of driving while intoxicated and two citations, one for running a stop sign and one for failure to keep in the lane. Brough, he was crying a river, bro. He was crying for Britney. They pulled him over.

Such a good song. Why do we have that in the system, but not all the old school stuff that I was looking for. What? Why don't we have F faces by Scarface in the system? That should be. Yeah. But we have driving a river by game. Anyway, the city here nor there, Justin Timberlake is trying to keep this drunk driving arrest body cam video away from our eyes.

And you know that's going to make us want to see it more, Justin. I know. We didn't even know about it. Now I can't wait. No, I want to know. Now I want to see it. 50-send. Get on it.

All right. Now we get stuff that we can't get. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl.

Pretty and a pettyest. Yeah. Pretty. Petit us. So this is one way to get back at social media for making fun of your boyfriend, her husband. Selena Gomez. All right. Let me take you back a little bit.

A little bit ago. Selena Gomez is man, Benny Blanco. How would you describe Benny Blanco? Guys, like a... He looks like a... He looks like a... like Andre the Giant. Yeah.

Like a teacup. Andre the Giant. Yeah. He has fluffy hair, you know. Recently did a podcast with Lil Dickie. And in the podcast, which is a video podcast, you saw like that his feet were really, really dirty. Like he just probably walks around barefoot.

Which might be a thing. I know some people, they do that for grounding. Grounded. You know what I'm saying? That brings you close to the earth. That settles your chakras, equilibrium, all of that nervous system. I think they watched their feet still, though. Yeah.

This is dark. This was dirty. If I would have done that as a kid, I would have been grubborn. Grounded. Yeah, true, true. Instead of grounding, you're right, Vick. But it wasn't just that. He also was like, hey, can the mics pick up things that, like, noises from my body and proceeded to do this.

Let's see if you guys can pick this up. I like that. That was just a little. It was a little squeak. Ew. Oh, he's so. Him, right? What that room smelled like.

Yes, that clip went viral because people were like Selena Gomez. What the heck are you doing? Yeah. Miss Rare Beauty. Miss Lena, Wizards a Waverly place, right? Yep. Yep. Selina Gomez. Yeah.

Because you endos with this, with las pastas suces, right? Because she's so like perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they go back on the podcast as a couple. Selena Gomez is by the funky little feet of Benny Blanco. And she kissed his feet live on camera. What?

My mom said I was very... They liked that. Oh, don't make it a moment. Oh, no, I wasn't. I liked it. Oh, they're so gross. Yeah, but that's what she got back. Everybody was clowning him.

Everybody was telling her why you would him. And she just suck it to me. She was like, no, I'm going to kiss his feet live on this podcast. Yeah, I'm going to talk to my homegirl, Selena Gomez, because she just added me to her, like, best friends list on Instagram. She added everybody. That's the whole thing. Lennon Gomez put everybody on her close friends.

I got to talk to her about because that's disgusting. Like, his feet are gross. Super gross. They weren't as dirty as the first time he was on. I could tell, like, maybe she made him, like, clean that up. If you could try to hear the little that she does watch. My mom said I was very... He looked...

Oh! Even the awkwardness makes it worse. No, because he was like, it was for play, low-key. It was. Don't make it a phone. Oh, no, I wasn't. I liked it. It made me feel good.

I love you so much. And then she puts her head... Oh, she puts her head there. She puts her head at his feet. Yeah, which I'll tell you, as a wife that loves her husband, I've kissed his feet. Yeah, I'm saying like... His feet are up. I'll kiss him. Yeah, but they're clean, right?

Yeah, but also it's like been a long day. They've been in socks. Yeah. But, like, I'll still kiss them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, but they're not this dirty. Yeah, there's a difference between maybe sweaty and dirty. True.

You know what I'm saying? And I'll kiss them, but, like, y'all will never see it. Unless he's down to do the only fan account that I was telling him, we should do. Wait, what? Hey, do you want to be an imaginary rock? Who would say to this? All right, that was petty of Sina Gomez, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be talking to her, don't be saying anything about her relationship.

She'll just double down on her. Yeah, she's going to do worse. No, no, no, no, no. All right, yes. Letty. Greg. That's up. It's up.

What we're doing? What are we doing? We're going there. We're going there. What's the ad? Drop the page. We're going there, all right? People need to put some respect on our names. What?

Me, me at Whole Foods. We may have a whole food? No. No, no, everyone, they got to get this news. You got thrown in your face. People need to put respect on our names because we're going holliviral right now. We're going where? Hala viral.

Hala viral. We're up right now because of our Byron Scott interview. Shout out to the legendary Laker and coach. Yes, he was recently in. We just did an interview with him. And one of the questions that we asked him is going super viral. Concrete had asked him if LeBron should be gone and be done with the Lakers. And this is what Byron had to say.

Are you ready to see him go from the Lakers? Yeah. You know, I mean, like I said, I'm a fan. But, you know, I don't mince words either. I mean, I think this should be his last year here. Great job. Great question. Question. Great job.

Teamwork. Teamwork makes the dream mark, all right? And I saw it everywhere. It went everywhere. But nobody's giving us credit. So we have to call him out. We have to call them out. What do you mean?

No one's giving us credit. People are going on their own little shows that they have. Chill out, roll. Chill out with little shows. Chill out with little shows. National shows. This is Vick's favorite shows. One of Vicks' favorite shows.

This guy's called Colin what? What's his name? Colin Cowherd. calling cow coward cowher oh my god don't do that that was Gregory he went on his show and didn't give us any credit you know what he called us this is what he had to say bairn Scott on a popular local LA radio show yesterday said what a lot of former lay did you know he wasn't wrong he didn't lie she didn't lie popular I don't know but calling us local kind of feels like calling us local right now the homie

Alabama's listening to me. True. And from L.A. Vick's cousins in Chicago got us right now. I'm sure there's someone in Arizona because concrete's there right now. I'm sure there's someone in Arizona

listening to us. For sure. That's why we got to... We got to call him out. What's that? It tells us we got work to do because I wish he would have said like Brownback morning.

Yes. But... It's clear. It's clear as day. He's like, I'm going to mess that name up. It's three words. It's very long. I'm not going to say it.

Are you trying to make excuses for it? I don't know. He thought he was going to say. going to be racially insensitive by saying the name. I don't want to go there. Did he say Shannon Sharp talk about Ocho Zeno? You mean the Unk Show? The Unk Show.

The Unk Show. Hold on. I like that show too. Watts got a check and help us out. Hold on. Hold on. Nightcap with Shannon Sharp and Chad Ochosinko. They talked about us too. What?

Yes. But did they see her name? Oh. Former Lake of Byron's Carp was Lebron J. game off the team. Scott said, I think he should be his last year here. I don't, he don't have to go home, but you got to get the hell out of here. Ocho, are you surprised to see Byron Scott publicly calling for LeBron's departure? That wasn't AI. Byron Scott really said that? Byron Scott really said that publicly? That's what he said. Yeah. You're on his podcast.

I mean, what? We're a podcast? A podcast. He said he was on his podcast. This would be gladly Baron Scott's podcast if we wanted to. But, what? Oh my God. Yeah. That is what he said right here. I'm a flip. Byron Scott really said that publicly? That's what he said. Yeah. You're on his podcast.

He was not on his podcast. What? Right. I'm so mad. After all the times we talked about you, Shannon Sharps. Chat and Charps. Shannon Sharps. Hey, maybe that was get back.

Please just say our name. Oh, come on. We need it. Please see you. Say our name. Nobody. Oh. Yeah, go.

Say our name, say my name. When no one is around you. Say brown bad mornings. Say your name. Say your name. You're acting kind of shady. Ain't calling me brown back mornings. Oh, my gosh.

Please. Just say our name. We need it. It's not that hard. It's three words. Brow back mornings. Okay. I don't know.

Someone called us Brownback Before big bag morning That's why I gotta call him The Unks show The Brownbacker Yeah, that's crazy That's crazy Great job, great job

That was crazy Check this out, homie You need a homie Or need some help We need your help We need a line I mean phone line We got you for

The homie help line Robert Needs our help Robert Robert hit us up And said Brownbag My name is Robert

And I saw you guys Said Send in lesbian stories So here is mine. We didn't say that. Concrete said it. Concrete said that. Concrete said that because he said it's Marri March Madness.

Mari Macha Madness. No, that's a Mardi March. Marry March. Marty March. Marcia Madness. Marry March Madness. Okay. I'm sorry.

But he said, I'm sending a lesbian story. So here's mine. I can't believe I'm saying this. But my granny is. getting cracked by a woman. This is not real. And I don't know what to do about it. He said, my granny is 72, by the way.

This past weekend, we went to brunch for my mom's birthday. And we were all shocked at who she brought. Granny brought a much younger woman with her and said, this is her new girlfriend. We had no idea she was even lesbian. She just sprung it on us out of nowhere. He said, I'm not going to lie, though. My granny seemed really happy. She was glowing, had a new perfume, didn't have that old red nail polish.

She got French tips now. Oh, my God. And she hasn't seemed this happy in 20 years since before my grandpa passed away. She's never brought a partner around us since he died, and I guess I now know why. He said, I talked to my mom about this. She's not sure what to think yet. She's also processing it all. The lady was so nice to all of us, though.

Great manners, a real gentle woman. and she's probably in her like early 50s he said but she looks good for her age and I'm just shocked and don't know how long this is going has been going on behind our backs brown bag how do I deal with my granny coming out. Grandma has a new Subaru Outback. Can you guys stop with Subaru Outback? I mean. I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope our home girls of the community can call it.

and tell us what kind of car they drive. And one of them will not be a... Good love. Anyway, anyway. All right. So Robert's conflicted because I guess I'm trying to see how he can deal with the situation of his abuelita. Yep. Having a girlfriend.

Yeah. After this whole time having photos of the grandpa. And like, of course, that's still part of it. She still loves him all of that. He passed away 20 years ago is really... She hasn't seemed this happy in 20 years. years before my grandpa passed. Yeah.

Wow. So very early. It's kind of like twofold, right? Because it's like first they didn't even know she was dating. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? They haven't met anybody that she's dated. She's older.

And then all this. And now it's, it's a woman. And he's got to be older if he knows how she was 20 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you think he's probably like, oh, it's probably just a phase that she's going through right now?

Mm. I mean, she's in her last phase. I was about to say she's in her final phase. Oh, yeah. She's 70-something. Seventy-something. Which nothing wrong with 72. Don't do that.

My dad's 75. Got way more to go. My dad's 75 got way more to go. Whatever you say, Vic. She's going out with a bang. Getting cracked. Okay. How does Robert deal?

Is he saying, how do I deal with my granny coming out? There's things that must be, like you're saying, you're seeing all the happiness that she's gone through. But there's things that must be a little bit weird for you, you guys. Not necessarily about the whole. who she's dating, but that she's moved on past your grandpa. Yeah. That part's going to be something new to deal with.

You said that this person seems really nice. This person is also much younger than your abolita. If she's in her early 50s, that's a good 20-year difference. Yeah. Okay. How can we help him? Gabby in Southgate, Gabby, Winozias, Gabi. How are you?

And good morning. Buenos Diaz, Gabi. Talk to us. What would you tell Robert? Roberts kind of going through a little crisis. his abuelito passed away. It's about to be 20 years. They're planning a really big party.

But he just found out that, or recently found out that his abuelita has a girlfriend and is going to bring that girlfriend to the 20-year anniversary. And he wants to know if he should just be like, no, we can't do, you cannot bring her. Or if they should allow this new flame in the abolita's life? So I think to the original question about how does he deal with his Aoyita getting cracked by a girl

He needs to mind his business Because I don't know if it would make him sleep better at night Knowing that she was getting piped down by some old man Right what's the difference I'm gonna say it like that Yeah You're right you gotta hit him Yeah he said it cracked by a woman

All right you want to pipe by with all these old pipes The rusty pipes You want a rusty pipe in there? You want a rusty pipe in there? pipe in there? No, you don't. Does she have an iron deficiency? Not anymore.

Oh. Spipes. All right, Gabi. Exactly. Yeah. Okay, now how about the party? Now, as for going to the anniversary, I mean, same thing.

Treat it the same way you would if moved on. Did they expect her to never move on? But I understand if they find it a little bit weird. But I think they just need to face it that same way. If she had brought a man, how would they react then? Are they still going to tell her, hey, you know, what we're not feeling it. You know, maybe not yet.

Or maybe we feel like out of respect for him and what you had with him. Well, it should be the same way no matter what. Don't bring him. That's what I'm saying. I mean, it's probably just like, okay, if they see her with like, you know, old dude from like the old folks home, it's like, okay. I get it. All right. He just texts us back.

Gabby, when he says you sound hot for all that talking. Oh, gosh. He's one of those. And then he also said that, yeah, he would still feel the same way if it was a dude. because it's for the grandpa okay then they should all the family should get together

and they should tell her like you know what I understand he was your man at the end of the day also but you know who are his family too we're not really comfortable with this yeah and her girlfriend should understand that

hold on yeah he's just saying what's up tell her what's up tell her what's up tell her what's up no I have a man there you go if your man never passed away would you uh

no no Well Nope, I'd be going with them too Oh, you're so cute Gabby, just like me Stuck as Unite

Is what we do Why do you even bring up Those stupid questions That's our word question She's the one that's talking about Her grandma getting cracked by an old guy No, piped Same thing

Piped Thinking about the wrinkly It's crazy The rusty trombone Okay Okay, Alex and Reno Oh look, Reno Reino

Take that coward Alex Alex What's up Alex Let's talk to Robert Robert's trying to figure out How to do his

Auelita Having a girlfriend After all of these years She had an abolito He passed away 20 years ago He's also the favorite Grandchild of the Abolito So he kind of feels like this extra

Like no It was about to be 20 years Anniversary We're going to throw a memorial party For him And Abolita wants to bring Her new girlfriend What would you tell him

I'll make a kid because but I agree with Gabby I think he should mind his own business All right Thank you so much You're so fast

Very insightful No he He should mind his own business bro And the fact that Like the grandpa Like rest and peace your grandpa

But like That's who died 20 years ago Bro I think your grandma That's your grandpa Oh my god My niet My nietos don't think

Like this Wow What does it matter The time That is your mother It matters a lot bro. Time is a human construct, bro.

True. It could have happened just yesterday. Didn't you see Interstellar? One hour turns into 30 months or something. Yeah. Yeah, his soul, in his soul... I've never seen an interstellar. Oh, go watch it.

It's a great movie. In his soul, only five minutes went by. So, five minutes after, he's just seeing his wife getting cracked. He's a speed, too, kind of watching over all of this. Yeah. I don't know. My girl's grandma's lesbian and we all love her, bro. Like no one, no one ever criticizes her, no one cares.

And she's like a person. So if she wants to rule that way, I think that I think you should just let her, bro. Let her live her life. Yeah. And to me, that's the least of the like, oh my gosh. Like that you moved on. And that's how you chose to move on. But it's the moving on period.

It's the 20 years bringing the new person. To bring the new person. Yeah, that's like a whole like, you're old bringing a new person until you should just die. I mean, just die alone. From what it seemed like, I mean, okay. Okay, so like, all this songs say, die, die alone. Yeah, she's not. You, I'll be single for the rest of my life.

There's that one. My great grandma, her husband, my great grandpa, passed away when I think she was in her 30s. And as far as we know, she's never dated ever since. They had 12 kids and she was just like, all right, I just, I'm a single mom now. A lot of older people that just accept that they're going to be by themselves after that. To this day. Yeah.

To this day, like she hasn't dated, remarried, nothing the whole time. And, you know, I'm not saying it's wrong if you do. do, but I'm just saying, like, sometimes they're just like, all right, peace out. I'm saying it's wrong if you do. If we move on. Jorge, Arturo, Paniche, it's wrong if you do. Okay. Actually, our guy Jose had a kind of similar.

Really? Right. Jose? Are you saying, could you talk about it? Yeah. Yeah, a couple friends of mine, brother and sister, their parents ended up separating because they were both gay. Like, they both ended up coming out of the closet.

Oh. Oh, wow. And they ended up being friends. And did different ways? Yeah, like the mom was a lesbian and the dad was gay. Oh, yeah. So they could be besties, yeah. Oh, that was so different.

I was thinking like the abuelita got older. No, they separated. Yeah, maybe they hated each other so much. Yeah, they each turn each other out. Wow. But they get along now. Yeah, they get along now. That's common.

That's happened to my brother before. My brother's best friend. No, no. What he's saying is they both changed. Yeah, so my brother's best friend, his parents, they were dating for about, what, 30 years? And then the dad came out being gay. Yeah, but did the mom come out to be lesbian, too? No, the mom's straight, but they're best friends now.

Oh, no, yeah, that's coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty crazy. That is wow. Yeah. Just like, you showed me, I don't want nothing. Good, because you showed me, I don't want nothing to do with y'all. Hey, girl, I got a confession.

Okay, wow, wow, wow. All right. Okay, back to Harvard. Robert's abuelita has moved on from her abuelito. They're about to be, it's about to be 20 year anniversary of his passing. And to him, it means a lot he was a favorite grandchild. And they're about to have a party. But the abuita wants to bring her new girlfriend.

He's already trying to deal with and has asked us, how do I deal with my abuelita getting cracked by a woman? His words. And now he's like, bro, I just don't feel comfortable in this whole little space of like this anniversary. because what is it going to be? Hey, Abolito, I remet. Because the stories are going to be like,

you and Abelita or you and da-da-da-da-da. And then, there was to la Miga. Yeah. Why does grandma have short, spiky hair now? That naturally happens when you get old. That naturally happens when you get old. Yeah, we all have shorter hair. We get hair-law.

We get hair-loff. Okay. Albert, Albert in Southgate. What's up, Albert? Talk to us. What would you tell Robert? Hey, what are you about my? But I think we're looking at the wrong picture, bro.

What if Auelito already knew that grandma was getting cracked by women, and Auelito just had multiple partners, bro. What? Hold on. Now you're making him a cheater? Why was he? Not a cheater because if she was by, grandma was by. And I accepted it.

Grandpa was like, all right, well, guess what? I got multiple people who are crack at night. What do you know about your abelito? So they were all getting it cracking together? Yeah, they were right, yeah. What I know for my abelito? Let me, my abelitos from the same Pueblo where you're... Oh!

Stop! Stop it! And Pueblo Nuevo, and I had uncles that I never knew. Oh, my God. Albert, we're my cousins. Pull online. I know, I know. Why you got to bring my family into your...

Yeah, that was wild. That was really wild. Oh my gosh. So Grandpa knew. Angie, Angie in Pasadena. Angie, Angie, good morning, Angie. Hey, good morning. This is a perfect question.

I just saw your call notes. Please go ahead. Talk to Robert, who's tripping out that his grandma has moved on after 20 years of his grandpa passing and moved on with the woman, no less. And his eyes feels like, I don't know, how do I deal with her getting cracked by a woman? and then also is leading up to the 20-year anniversary celebrations they're supposed to have for their abolito and grandma wants to bring this woman around angi what do you have to tell him robert i just want to know what if it would have been the other way around and your grandma was the one that went first because men don't stay alone by themselves as long as women do and i i've been with my husband for 31 years

and i already told him please don't bring a date to my funeral oh because that's how quick it happened Damn. Don't bring a date to your funeral. Angie, he's writing you back. He says, I was my abolito's favorite, not my abolitas. Okay. But that doesn't matter. So it's about him then.

It's not even about the family. Yes. It's about him. Yes. So he cares more about his comfort than everybody else's. See, now you're getting it. Other people are okay with it in his family. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He needs to get over it. I'm sorry. Rest and peace, grandpa, but. But, you know. I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Either's grandma.

Hey. That's pretty funny. Don't bring a date to my funeral. Yeah, because you fools are crazy. No. If I'm gone, I'm waiting. I'm waiting. When are you coming?

Come on. Come on. K.W.RFM.HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106. L.A.S. Number 1 for Hip Hopin. Inside the Homey Helpline. I don't know if I did that already. I did it? I did it?

No, I didn't. Okay, well, we're inside the homie help line. Robert hit us up. He's dealing with this. How? because he said that you guys called this lesbian week and yes it's women's the first week

of women's one I don't know if we're gonna make this thing concrete conveniently left today yeah yeah yeah you know what we should do we should do

Marimacha madness Marmarch madness so here we are talking about Robert who hit us up and said hey while you're doing this is perfect

myolita 72 she recently got with a woman and it's tripping me out the lady is nice but my dad my grandpa's 20 year anniversary is coming up and I feel really sad to know that she's going to bring the woman to the

celebration. How do I deal with this? Okay. Danny. Danny in Mission Hills. What's up, Danny? So I've had a talk with my wife about this. Like, something were to happen to me.

And I just told her remarry. Who cares? I'm dead. Like, have a good time. Have fun. Wow. Like, who cares what the grandma is doing? Just let her have a good time, dude.

It's like, who cares? I'm gone. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was her response? She said no. Yeah. And I'm sure she got mad at you. He's like,

what do you? You don't love me enough that you want me to keep me forever? No, no. I think she said no because go ahead. I think she thinks I'm testing her,

but I'm not testing her. I'm dead serious. Like if something happens to me, I'm gone. Whatever you believe in, heaven, hell, whatever. Yeah.

Like, I am somewhere else doing my thing. Oh, he's going to be doing his thing. Not you're going with Charlie's angels. Yeah, he's in heaven. He's going to be with 72 virgins. Yeah.

Hey, Helen Keller doesn't look too bad. I'm sure. Oh, my God. Why don't you go that way? Hellen Keller? Out of all. What? Yeah, Maryland Monroe.

A lot of people you get named. Damn, you're right. Yeah. That's what you're thinking of, bro? That is crazy. You think she could see in the afterlife? What? I want to talk to your wife.

Oh, this guy's sick. Out of all people. We need to, this guy needs to call all the time. I don't know who Helen Keller is. I'm one of the few that doesn't. She's deaf and blind. Holocaust? No, what? No? Greg, no. No, no. What?

Greg, no. Who am I thinking of? Who am I thinking of? You're on your own, bro. Who am I thinking of your own, buddy? Wait, wait, are you thinking of the diary girl? He's thinking of her, I think. I don't even want to say his name. At Frank. I was thinking of that Fred. No. I'm done it. I'm done you. That's a girl. Oh my God.

Tickets to go to Disneyland. Yeah. You got a pick between Greg and Vic, Greg and Vic are my two gladiators. They're even wearing gladiators. I know, is that a toe? It's just hair for Vic. It's just hairy sandal. These are really tight on my calves. Oh, goodness.

I got them my fashion cute. Also, the strap is broken. Yeah. Okay. We got Jocelyn in downtown L.A. Jocelyn. Hi, good morning. Hello, honey.

Jocelyn, who do you want to go? Who's your player in this game, my friend? Greg. All right. DJ Greg. Is there a reason, Jocelyn? Do you like his little F-boy style? What is it?

Greg just has a nice personality. Said no one ever. I like you, Jocelyn. He cannot afford these tickets to give to you if he uses. I just want you to know. Okay. Estella. Estella in South LA.

Who are you going for Vick, right? Yes. Rose Cranz, Vic. Okay, is there a reason? Don't like like Jocelyn did about Greg. I feel like he always goes straight and win. That's right. Winner.

Winner. Say it again. No, don't do that. Okay, it's between both of you fools. Okay, so here's what we're going to do. All right. You're ready. Yeah.

Ready to play. My little game. Yes. Okay. So this is one of those games where I'm going to say a subject and you each have to say something in that subject. And whoever loses, like whoever can't name something or repeats, loses, okay? Easy. So Disneyland, one of our favorite Disney princesses, Disney characters is Ariel.

Hara. Oh, by the way, you guys want to rock paper scissors who go first? I'll go first. I'll let them go first. Okay, okay. Okay. Ariel, one of our favorite Disney characters. She lives under the sea.

Come on now. All right. We're going to go back and forth naming things that are also under the sea. Whoever gets stumped, you lose or you're. repeat, you lose. Okay. It's something that's not under the sea, you lose. All right, go, Vic.

Coral reef. Lobster. Fish. Shart. Dolphin. Whale. Whale sperm. No.

What do you mean? Where is it under then? It's part of the whale. It's part of the whale. Of course. It's floating around. Victor. No, I'm not going to lie.

Oh, come on. What? What? We're not going to. now. Oh, come on. Hey, Jocelyn, congratulations. You are going.

All of all. Disneyland. Technicality. Jocelyn, congratulations. You're going to Disneyland. A lot of all things. Thank you.

You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. I would have won if it wasn't for you meddling people. Vic, why would you do that? Because it's true.

I just spit facts. You know what I'm saying? All right. Then you can get the tickets for Estella. Because you messed up. No, I didn't. No, no, no. That is part of.

The well. The whale. It's in the whale. No, it separates. No. It's in the whale. No, he lets it out. Out of his brawl.

There's so many other things he could have listened. Okay, all right. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Local. You guys, Zeti was on the news.

What? Zetty. Who? Zetti. And who is Zetti? Who's daddy? Who is, who are you saying his daddy? Who's my daddy?

You tell me who's daddy, Vic. Who's daddy? You have your zaddy. At your, at your, at your, at your casa. Who's the zad? Who's my daddy? Say it. You say it.

You say it. Jose, who's my daddy, Jose? Umberto, go. Oh, yeah, Huberto say. That's also Umberto's daddy. Yeah, Huberto will probably say it. Where is he at? He won't hesitate.

He has a tape twice. Umberto. 20 bucks he says it right away. Umberto, get over here. Get over here. Put a smile on me. He's happy about it too. Wow.

He's in the restroom. He's probably watching the video right now. He's probably watching the video right now. We're not going to move till Umberto comes to tell me who most is. None of you can say it. I'm not saying you that. Ramona, do you want to say who's my daddy? Yeah.

Jorge Peniche. Yeah! Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, was on the news. And I know it's like, dude, let me what the hell. This is, yes, but he's on the news representing Marathon Club, okay? They are, clearly, we are running the L.A. Marathon this Sunday. Nice. And the news station went to go interview him, and I don't know if it's just me, but it got a little toxic at the end.

And I have an argument with him on the way. Listen to this. Long-time business associate Jorge Paniche says taking Marathon from figurative to literal was always part of the plan. He's the one that put the battery in our team's bag and said, we're going to do it. And in order to make good on that promise, you know, in 2024, we, you know, our team took the initiative and said, you know, let's move forward on this. Panice helped found the Marathon Run Club to fulfill that mission, putting out an invite to the community. All of the participants are raising money for the Neighborhood Knip Foundation,

the philanthropic arm of the Marathon brand. One of their goals, convert the Crenshaw and Slosson Plaza that used to house the Marathon Clothing Store into a community center. Okay, all of that is amazing. Like, deservedly, you deserve, like, Like, that was so awesome. Well deserved. But I'm still his wife. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

You let another woman interview him? Wow. Oh. Wow. No, no. Here's me. Because you might hear this and be like, this is really nice. And I hear this.

I'm like, ladies, stop learning my husband. Listen. We're chipping away one dollar at a time, you know, to make that happen. One mile. And we're, and one mile at a time. At Venice. Why is she laughing? Why is he laughing?

Yeah. He knows not to just laugh at somebody else? Don't you also interview people? So why why did another woman do it? Yeah. You could have done it for them. They should have gave you the mic. Wow.

Well, I was here at the time. Oh. They should have waited. Hey, don't start the show. Don't start the show until I get there. These are all valid arguments that I will use it. My little toxic up to him later. They both laughing for it.

What's funny? What's funny? Okay, I thought I was just tripping. Because I was like, wait, wait, wait, what's so funny? What's so funny? We're tripping away one dollar at a time, you know, to make the happy. And we're, one mile at a time. No, no.

And he's stuttering, too. One mile at a time. Well, it just happens. He thinks really fast. That I can't blame him for. All right. Well, thank you for joining me. I wanted to see if I was valid or not.

Oh, yeah. Shout to them. And raising money for funds for the neighborhood, new foundation. It's going down this Sunday, the L.A. Marathon. So all the road closures, all of that. They could have interviewed him as a team, but they just chose him, huh? No, yes, sir.

No, no. Oh, there's a birthday. Hey, just don't let the Thelemundo or the Univision women do it. Okay, because he told me Telemundo, you were there yesterday, Humberto. Yeah. Did the Telemundo interview Jorge? Yeah, they did. He was the first one.

Did you do the weather? Stop. Were the weather girls there? Was it a girl or a guy that interviewed him for Telemundo? It was a lady. That's two. That's two? Back to back.

All right. Tomorrow, all morning long. Jorge Benija. Who's my daddy? Jorge? There's my daddy. Say, Jorge's your daddy. Jorge's your daddy.

That's my, that's my girl right there, Umberto. Let's go. Let's go, girl. He doesn't choose it. Now what's going on? Cheezmation with Angie. All right. Big up to Hillary Duffman.

She is doing her thing. Not only was she incredible when her younger years and her music career and her acting career, Lisa McGuire. They had all the cool hairstyles. I appreciate me. Some of the Zie McGuire, some Hillary Duff. Yeah. But she was also on a podcast where they were talking about food. And she wanted to tell the podcast about her favorite plate at a restaurant called Casa Vega that's out in the valley.

Right? She talked about a specific plate and the internet is on fire. We all want her at our house, ASAP. Check this out. Oh, gosh. Okay, so they have this thing called mocha hette. A mocha hette is like a, you know, like a mortar and pestle? Yeah.

Okay, it looks like a bigger one of those. Number one, I never knew what the heck a mortar and pesto was. I had to Google it. And it makes sense, huh? Yeah. A modern and peasant is a small mochette. It looks like a little cup almost. I just don't like the name mortar and pestle.

When you smash avocados in, right? No. Yeah. No. That's what the... The mori pestle is for spices and stuff, I think. Oh, wow. It's like a small one, a cup one, no?

Okay. Oh, okay. Let's keep going, huh? And there's beef, chicken, and shrimp inside. Yeah. And then there's a pepper that's almost like a chili reeneno, but like not fried. Who showed her chili riano? I know.

I feel like the person she's talking to has no idea about anything she's saying. This other lady is like, I no comprehend. A chila rea, yeah. I've only been to Cabo. I have only been to Cabo. And it's stuffed with a cheese. It's a sharing meal. And then it has like a special sauce.

Yeah. Then that's what makes it the mocha hette. And like, okay. So I'm like, wow, lady. Wow, you know a lot. That's a lot about a restaurant. Yeah. She even knows what happens in our homes.

Listen. Usually in like a Mexican family, they'll have their own special sauce. And so Casa Vegas happens to be really good. How do you know that? Yeah. How do you know that? How do you know that? How do you know that?

Yeah. Well, no. Her man's not. Her man's not Latino. That's what I'm saying. Maybe back in the day. You know what I was thinking, though. Lizzie McGuire.

The home girl is Latina. The home girl. The home girl. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The little home girl. Yeah, I forgot her name. Me too.

But I would, like, I saw myself. I look like her. Oh my God. I don't know. Someone showed her. Molcaheta. I feel like that there is like on on on albums you have like the singles and then you have the album cut or the deep cut. She knew a deep cut Latino dish. She's not talking about enchiladas or you know tamales that's like the tacos tamales. Yeah burritos. What is it called the ones that

sizzle that everything is? The fajitas. Like even that one I would think she would go to she went to Molcajete. You really got to know. She described it way better than I would have. I would have been like Oh, Tine carna. You know the thing that grandma never washes and it's for flavor. And then, you know,

there's some tortillas around there. Put up the center in the table everyone did dig in. Yeah, that's it. That's how I would have described. She did a way better job. Who's her little Latina, homie?

Miranda Sanchez. Miranda Sanchez. Leilani? Lay, la la. Wait, what do you tell you? Oh, like her character name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That's her character name. I don't know. Like, even the way she said it. Oh, gosh. Okay, so they have this thing called mocha hette. It's so funny the way that she explains our culture. I know. Okay, girl.

So sit down because I'm going to tell you about it. The Latines or Latining? We got to, I was going to say, Lindsay Lohan. No, that was your ah back in the day. But you got to Hilaryta, if you're invited to the carnasada, to a molcahete, to all of that. Greg wants to mow your hette too. I don't know. She's a mocha mahete.

Oh, cool. Oh, letty's on. There I go. Rep sheet. Letty set. Let me run that back one more time, New York. If it's hip hop, you know let these on. There I go.

Rap sheet. Let these set go. Okay, so have you ever been listening to hip hop or saw a rapper being interviewed or saw like a music video and we're like, I would like to fight them? Low pump. What? Wow! You already have your answer.

Yeah. Okay, so Sasuaka, rapper Saswaka was streaming and he was talking about a potential game that might be in the works reportedly allegedly. I don't know how true this may be. Yeah. But supposedly it's called only hands and in it you could fight a rapper. If you could fight a rapper, that was going to be my question. Which rapper would you want to fight?

And you say, little pump. Oh, I have multiple though. I have multiple. Can you give me like why and reason and like what you would do? Okay, low pump for, you know. Why have you thought about this is what I'm saying? All the time. I think about this all the time.

I would take, I would take out damn near all the Lills. I would get low pump. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Lil Wayne for sure. No, no, no, leave them. He's the legend.

Lil Yadi is not Lil at all. He's huge. He's big, yeah. Lil Dickie. You're going down, buddy. Oh, I like it. I like it. I like it.

You're going down. I feel like he also might have some hands. Hell no. Or some very obscure fighting stances. Like, he might pants himself and be like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to hit me? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So according to this, only hand is going to feature Kodak, Black, Lil' Dirk, Glock, and other rappers. Oh, I'm not fighting. I was going to say strike black. I'm cool. Yeah. I'm cool. He's crazy.

I think he has a strong pain tolerance. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes. Stop asking why. Don't ask why. But would you have someone that you were like, ooh, I would get down.

Oh, my God. I would want to challenge myself to this and I would think the game. What? You're done. Bro. You're, come on. No, bro. That's the worst person you could choose.

I would pay for your ER bill. That's going to be allowed. So, much street credit if I won. But you won't. No, you won't win, though. You won't win. You won't, bro.

Put the game in the game. I think you're a little too young to see you, you never saw the 40-glock video. That part. You didn't see them right up on World Star, World Star. Hey, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. I was surprised he didn't say Kendri, because you hate on him so much. Bro, he's always hiding.

Oh, Scott. Don't do that. No. He's a boxing enthusiast, by the way. I see his burpees. Yeah, right, brother. Come on. You didn't.

No, that's not Leti. That is not Vig. That is not Paran 106. As a staff record, as a crew, that is just great. There's so many rappers. I'm going after. Let me get ahead of this, Kendrick.

He's just saying that for on air. He's just a, he's a troll. He's a cloud chaser. He's a 6-9 in a brownback morning. Yeah, right. Please, please. Yeah, right. Yeah, why not 6-9?

Why not fight him? He likes him. Yeah, I have no problem with him. Oh, my God. You have no problem with him. You got a wrong priorities. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Give me a good challenge.

Just something in the game, you know? Like, Kendrick's easy way. Bro, how are you going to sock up? It's possible. No. It's possible. I wouldn't even choose Wiz Khalifa.

Whiz Khalifa would... Dog walking. Yeah, and he's tall. But, uh-uh. No, that doesn't seem like a challenge either. Oh, bro. He literally trains all the time. So?

Moy Thai, all that. Yeah. I just... I feel like I got this. Well, there's a game called Only Hands. So, report you allegedly in the work where you can fire a room, okay? Okay.

You get your... Win a little. level with the game and then we'll talk about it. We're going to talk about this one shoplifter. How she got caught, all of that. And how the Irvine Police Department is putting her on blast on social media. Yes, Irvine Police Department. So there was a woman who was arrested for allegedly stealing more than $5,000 worth of clothing from Little Lemon.

So she took three pieces. Yeah, over in Orange County at the Irvine Spectre. I love going there last month. Never been in my life. What? So nice. It is really nice. Yeah.

She loved that store. Okay. Well, apparently there's video. You can check it out, Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram. She goes in there with like a duffo type of gym bag, which Lulu Lemon sells. So it could seem like you're there shopping. It's vibes, right? She crouches down and she just stuffs a bunch of like leggings and whatnot.

And one legging, not going to lie, 100 bucks, $110, $100, $130, all of that, right? Just one. So she stuffs a bunch of them. in her double bag goes outside. This is the kicker. This is how she gets caught. They're waiting for their Uber. No getaway car.

Oh, come on. You're a rookie. It was her and another woman with the stroller outside waiting for their Uber. And then instead of an Uber came the cops. The Spectrum cops. The Fire and the Spectrum. All right.

So the Irvine Police Department put this video out on Instagram. I'm going to warn you right now. They have a hell of like loud beatbed in the background. but you can kind of see how she's trying to excuse her way out of what happened. Check this out. If I just give you the little lemon, let us go home. I don't know.

They feel like they're an EDM DJ or something. She tells him, in the video, you can check it out. If I give you the little lemon, can you just let us go home? No. No, that's not how it works, Sharon. Come on. Oh, yeah, yeah. You must be persecuted.

Her name is Kylie Marie Shoemaker, 27 years old. I know this because everyone police put it on the Instagram. But yes, they try to put the stuff in a stroller afterwards as they're waiting for the Uber as if the store wouldn't see what you. It's just. Kylie, you deserve to go to jail. Yeah. Terrible criminal. Check this out.

How the Irvine police put it was like, her ride chair was replaced by a very friendly driver in a top-notch professional outfit in a black and white police car with a five-star rating. No tip required. Look at them. Look at your little social media person putting in that work. She is so dumb. Yeah. For real. You're supposed to keep running and running and running.

Never look back. Yeah. You run out the parking lot. Yep. You keep going and going and going and going until you're far away. You get to the movie theater and then, you know what I'm saying? The thing is they were literally waiting outside the store. I'm not familiar with that area.

Yeah. But if you look at the video, the store is in the background when she's getting caught by the police. Yeah. It's behind her. That's so funny. Yeah, the ride share is like a whole little thing. And maybe she was just like chilling. Like if I act like I didn't do anything, they won't know.

It's me, but they pulled up on her. The pickup area from that Lulu is pretty far. It's like it's a big. The stores look like they're behinders, what I'm saying. Yeah, it's big. It's a huge shopping center. So what do you do when you shoplift? Reportedly allegedly, all you're going to do is keep running, all right?

So you keep running, go as far as you can. And then you don't post anything about it. You don't tell nobody that you shoplifted for about the next two weeks to see if you're clear. So it's at least been two weeks since it's happened then, right? Once you clear. And it's like, all right, nobody's looking for me. Nobody's asking. you sell one piece at a time, boom.

Off her up. Burbank, please, can make an example of you. I hope it's at one cup. That big thinks is cute. Whoa. Okay, all right. All right.

Let's get into Studios for. Great stock. Hell of Studios. What's 9 plus 10? Turn in your life? Look at this studio. Ooh. Perritos, who is the fittest and least fittest states in America?

You guys have any guesses? Oh. I would say the fittest is Texas. The fittest is Texas? Yeah. Okay, good. I don't think so. Okay, I was going to say the fattest is Texas.

The fattest. Yeah. The fittest. No. Nobody said fattest. Oh my God. Fittest or. Least fit.

Yeah, least fit. The least fit is Alabama. Okay. You're close. So the least fit states are heavily concentrated in the south. That's right. Louisiana, Mississippi, West Virginia, Alabama, and Tennessee all landing in the bottom six. Oh, ma'am.

Sharing limited exercise infrastructure and high rates of inactivity. Sharing limited exercise infrastructure. and high rates of inactivity, obesity, and smoking. Vermont ranked the fittest state in the U.S., excelling in sleep, diet, physical activity, and low smoking rate while Louisiana landed last. Where's Kelly at? Callie, you guys want to guess?

Anybody can take a guess? I feel like we're fit. We're pretty fit. There's so many different types of fits to get in over here. We're in the top ten. There's a lot of pressure over here. I'll do four. Number four.

Six. Six. I like number eight You're right At number eight California is in the top ten Sitting at number eight Are we better than New York

As long as we're better than New York We are better than New York Oh wow I think of New York And because Well obviously we have a lot of trails We have a lot You know like

People tend to hike more here And there's less bad weather So people tend to be out more And Cali We outside I would have thought because of Ozzy We outside Well that too

That's not fit though No that's not fit A fit, no, yeah. Well, if you want to get fit, don't go to the states of Louisiana, Mississippi, West Virginia, Alabama, Tennessee. If you want to be fit, move to Vermont. Vermont. Move to Vermont. Also, Massachusetts is in there, too.

Massachusetts. Yeah, so there it is. But if you want to get fit, don't go to all the southern states, basically, dog. There's a lot of fried foods out there. It's because it's so good. The food is good. It's so good. All right, stay smart or stay fit America.

Hello, studious. Look at this studious house food. Shoot the J. Shoot it. So, like I was saying before, before when gave context, you say a lot of stuff before, like the Burbank Cup is hot. I didn't say that before. You totally said that before. Before we went to break, I, before I was ignored, I said, have you ever asked a coworker for something and got completely ignored?

Yeah, I got you, Latte. You need the charger too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you need? I got you. Monum. What's your favorite, Oona? Yeah.

Me or Greg? We're doing the ones that matter right now. Hey, Ramon, isn't this my segment right here? Oh, my segment right? Hold on, I'm gonna. Oh, yeah, there we're gonna. Thank you for that. Thank you for that.

Thank you for that. I'm gonna, just tell us. It's your favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Okay, okay. This is my favorite. Yay!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fine. I'm trying to tell a story, you guys. All right, go, go, go, go. Okay, all right. So, um, is your story about how we ignored you before? No.

Okay. But I can. Never mind. No, what's good to the story? Okay. All right. So former Laker and New York Nick, Jeremy Lynn, was on Dwight Howard's podcast and their former teammate, the goat, Kobe Bryant, came up.

All right. And Jeremy Lynn went on to tell a story about him and Kobe's relationship when they played together on the Lakers. And you guys need to hear this because it is hilarious. I was like foul him. I was like, I know I'm trying to, but I'm telling the coach, and the coach is telling me, don't foul. So then I'm like, I don't know what to do. He had given me really bad body language. I texted him. I really don't appreciate the body language. He came back with a sharp response, and then I went back at him. It ended cordial. I was like, I'm not saying

that you can't teach me. You're obviously a hundred times the player I am. I want to learn anything and everything I can from you. I'm just asking, can you just say it and do it in a way that's respectful to me as a man. He was like, all right, I got you. We didn't speak for five months. Damn. He said, can you just be more respectful to me? He's like, yeah, I got you.

Crickets. I'm a grown man. Talk to me like a girl man. Bro, that's Kobe mother effing Brian. Yeah. And Jeremy Lynn was asking for a little respect. You got to let yourself be molded by him, bro. That's a robot.

Like, he doesn't have feelings on the court. Like, that's Michael Myers. on the court, you know? Yeah. Like, it's the same thing, like, look, when people go to the Army, right, and it's like, oh, give me 10 maggot, right? Yeah.

You know that. Like, that's part of, like, I don't know, I saw Major Pain. Yeah. It happened to Major Pain. No, yeah, yeah. Of course, it's kind of like, they break you down to, like,

build you up and stuff like that. Well, like, at least with Kobe, like, he's trying to make you, he's not trying to make you suck. No. Look at me copying for Kobe because I talk to the people. Yeah.

He's trying to bring the best out of you. So what do you think, Nick? What do you think? What do you think about this whole? Oh, well. It's not the messenger. It's the message. Well, I mean, I was reading like a lot of the comments like under the post and stuff.

And people are like, Kobe did not care about people's feelings. He cared about winning. Yeah, he did. And I was like, you know what? I can respect that. Jeremy Lynn cared about winning too, but he also cared about being respected. Yeah. And, you know, he obviously didn't go as far.

And he was bounced out of the league, seven, eight years later, you know. As you mentioned it, I'm like, dang, we did have. insanity on yeah the Lakers oh no it was on the Nix but he came to

like I found oh a limb sanity yeah but maybe too with Jeremy Lynn he got he got hella acclaim really

fast he did like when you said when he was on the Nix it was really fast oh yeah

and it didn't seem like that it followed him for example LeBron had a hella really fast yeah

but like he's followed him his old career like he's maintained it yeah sustained it Lynn just probably

couldn't like the shine is he's like the shine that he has? Well, yeah, because people, like, it's like, they'll get rookies, right? And I'm not, I'm not Vic. I don't know as much about sports. But, like, you see the early newcomers. They tell you, like, like, a Luca had it really early, you know, like, the dude that looks like MJ's kid, supposedly. Anthony Edwards, like, but it's like, do you maintain that hype? Do you meet it or do you fall off of it? Okay. And Lynn may have fallen off of it. Yeah. And, you know, then there was, like, highlights that I've seen. And, you know, when he left the, like, because he went to play for the Hornets. Kobe played against him and he fouled him super hard. And now you know why. And now you know why.

He always resented him for that text message because I bet he's played with so many other better players in Jeremy Lynn. And none of them came at him and asked for that, hey, can I have some respect? He said he did me weird body language. What would that be? Probably. That's what he said. Probably.

Yeah. He said, hey, I didn't like the way. Well, I didn't like the way you looked at me or your elbow was shaped at me or what's body language. I mean, I would assume maybe he threw his hands up. I don't think Kobe wasn't the type to like flip you off. You know what I'm saying? And so, yeah, it was the body language.

And Kobe was probably just appalled. Like, he was probably like, bro, really? You're coming at me for this because I shook my head at you? Yeah. And he said he had it back and forth. And it seems like Kobe was telling him, I'm trying to teach you. And he said, I know you're trying to teach me, but like, can you do it respectfully? And maybe for the things he's trying to teach, there might not be a respectful way to say it.

Yeah. Again, me copying for COVID because maybe I don't think sometimes. Like if I tell you, bro, if I say, hey, please, Craig, can you do a nice tease? And that, like that, that won't work. Yeah, I will, actually. Yeah, I don't listen like that. You don't, because I've tried it. Ramona tries it.

You guys walk all over her. No. No, we don't. Look at her body language now. See? She knows I'm right. I talk about the time. Bad cop, good cop.

I don't know. How did this turn internal? I don't know at all. But also, I mean, to give Jeremy Lynn some credit that to actually share this story, because a lot of people are going to come at him because like Kobe's not here and everybody is going against him basically play one more time play one more time

new op unlocked I was like I know I'm trying to but I'm telling the coach and the coach will tell me don't foul so then I'm like I don't know what to do he had given me really bad body language I texted him I really don't appreciate the body language You know what? Wait imagine you got that text

I really don't like your I really don't appreciate the body language Vic It's like when your girl's mad at you She faces the other way in the car I don't like your body language? Oh, they probably got under Kobe's skin. I get where Lynn was coming from. His actual coach is telling him something,

but the greatest of all time is telling him something to. Who does he listen to? Nobody. No, you're supposed to listen to Kobe. Listen to the goat. For sure, listen. Because he's not going anywhere. He's one of the coach, too.

Jeremy Lynn, right? No, no, no. What I am telling you is he, as coming up in the Lakers, he got a direction from the coach and a direction from Kobe. And he did what the coach probably told him. Yeah. Or he acted unsure. And Kobe probably, I don't know, did something, looked at them.

Listen to me, I'll get him out of here in two weeks. Yeah. So stupid. But, yeah, I mean, it's a funny story. And, you know, shout out to Jay Lay. But we all agree that if Lisa greatness is pretty fine, right? The ends justify the means? Yeah.

Okay, boom. Michael Jordan punched Steve Kerr in the throat and they won six championships. Look at that. It could be worse, bro. You want to put you in the throat? More probably.