Brown Bag Mornings - EP.169 Just Two Homies Sleeping Together | Brown Bag Mornings (3/04/24)
Episode Date: March 4, 2024Is it national simp day!? Because they showed out today! Find out who in the crew platonically sleeps with their best friend of the opposite sex. Safari Confesses that he didn't know Nicki Minaj kiss...ed Nas for their music video until it came out. The Cyrus family is passing around a hall pass and keeping it in the family. AND THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL… The homie that asked for help and wants to wiggle his way out of the friend zone and into her end zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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That part.
Hey, I hope you have a sensational day.
Sensational.
The sun is out.
It is.
It's 6.30 and the sun is out.
It's beautiful.
This is going to be the start of like, well, we're already in March, right?
Yeah.
Spring times upon us.
It's going to be where the sun sets later.
Wow.
So we're going to feel so much greater.
What a dream.
Is it going to be more rain?
No?
There will be a little bit.
But like, it'll be fine.
I think we got through the worst of it already, you guys.
I hope so.
That wasn't even.
Bad.
That wasn't bad.
Yeah.
It was pretty bad.
Really?
It's like flooding and everything.
Yeah.
There's a crack in Travis Scott's Hill.
Yeah.
It's because of the rain.
Scary around here.
All right.
But let me tell you why your day is going to be so sensational.
Not only are you listening to like the best warning show ever.
L.A. King's taking on the Vancouver Canucks.
I like that name.
I don't even know what a Canuck is.
I'm not sure either.
It's a bird.
Connick over here.
Yeah.
Look.
Yes.
Okay.
You let me know, producer.
I don't know.
Yes, it is.
She just said, yes
What you said is what you said
Whatever she said
Whatever she said
We're going to be
Okay and we also have our guy
Maximo on deck
With Simp or Pimp
What Pimp?
What's on Maximo?
Yes, Safari
Nikki's ex got a story
And it's gonna really affect
All us men
Can't trust nobody
He's talking about
Nicky years later
Yeah
Oh my God Safari
All right let's get into that next
Simp
Or Pimp
B I am B.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip.
Sif Sip Sip Sip Sip.
Recently went on an interview and, you know, he loved.
Nick Noges X from a long time ago.
Yeah.
And he just loves talking about her.
But they asked, he loves it, they asked them about the time that Nikki Minaj Kiz Nas in the music video.
Naz.
Yes.
It was the video for right by my side.
Mm-hmm.
They were collapsed together.
Yes, and this is what he said.
He was there when she kissed Nas.
You don't know what's so crazy?
I didn't know what happened until the video came out.
Ouch.
I ain't a lot.
I was hurt when that happened.
He didn't know until the video came out.
He's like, oh, time to support my girlfriend.
Let's see what her video is about.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Naz, man.
He's a legend.
What is he doing?
What are there?
Get your tongue out there.
You know what's wild?
It looks pimple.
of Nikki, she didn't say anything.
She didn't say anything
until the music video drive.
Because if you were weird,
she didn't say nothing.
She's for the art.
And he continued to talk about a little bit more.
I must have left for like an hour or two hours.
And I think that's what the fucking happened,
you know.
He was there the whole time for the video.
Worst part is she probably sends him.
She's probably so pimps.
She's like, hey, you know what?
Go get a massage.
Like, you know what?
You know, you've been here long enough.
Yeah, exactly.
And he's probably tripping, like, you're not like this.
Yeah.
Me, you have to leave.
I need something to drink.
I didn't really like this when they bought me.
Can you get something?
Can you go to wherever it was filmed?
Can you go an hour away?
That's crazy.
Yeah, she's good.
And then I think more than anything is she ended up dating Nause after.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Safari were together for a long time.
That's allegedly he helped her with her music.
Yeah.
And they were a couple.
They were a thing.
They were a big.
behind the scenes couple of those too.
And see,
that's what happens
when you have a behind the scenes
or let's keep it private
because they didn't acknowledge
that they were each other's boyfriend
girlfriend until after it was the end.
Yeah, pretty much the end at that point.
Yeah,
he was just like her manager,
her,
like her part of her entourage.
And it's like,
that's your first mess up.
Yeah.
Because if you can't claim that person,
then honestly.
And they always say,
because maybe Nas would have respected it.
Right.
Yeah.
And they always say,
maybe not.
Yeah, no.
I make you know.
They say you don't want to meet your legends
and I'm sure Safari
was probably happy to meet Nause.
That's the worst.
He can never listen to Elmetic again.
He'll feel ill-matic.
He's playing takeover non-stop.
Yeah.
J-C.
Beef time.
All right.
So you get with the girl.
So foul.
I think it's just knowing,
like the guy she told you not to worry about.
Exactly.
When she ends up with that person,
that must hurt.
More than if she did.
just moved on and got with someone else.
It's like you ended up with a one that you told me not to trip about.
Yeah, a thousand percent.
Because I bet you, Nikki, after the music video, don't worry, it's just for the art.
It's just, like, I went to art.
I went to, um, acting school.
She was an actress for, yeah.
That's what I was thinking, too.
I was like, if she would have just brought it up, because it had to be part of the
treatment in the music video.
No.
Right.
No, they sent it to you.
No, they were like here.
And the treatment is like sitting up.
He probably read the treatment.
Yeah, they said, okay.
He probably wrote the treatment.
All right.
All right.
It was her idea.
Scene 19.
And it's like, make sure he's not in the room during this scene.
Yeah.
That's what it says right under it.
They were sitting on a bench, right?
Yeah.
It was like a whole like a little park scene or something and then.
Yeah.
It was like to be.
That's so crazy.
That sucks.
And the thing is Safari thinking about it so many years after he's been in a marriage since.
Yeah.
He's like been in that whole drama with Eric and Mena.
For sure.
Nothing beats that one time.
Yep.
When Nikki sent you away.
And then she kissed him.
And then there's the music video.
So he's going to have to replay it over and over again.
Yeah.
We replay that video all the time.
No, I'm just saying like,
it's there.
Or like, if he hears that song, it's like, oh, man.
Yeah.
That's the time they hear that song.
Yeah, that's what I say, yeah.
Again.
Yes, but anytime I feel, for Safari.
That sucks.
Yeah.
I think Safari was one of the first, like,
because everyone always looked,
no one's ever looked at him, Pimp.
No.
Everyone's always looked at Safari,
and Safari is,
as simp.
Yeah.
You know what I'm like,
or like,
poor guy.
Yes.
Yeah.
You look at him like,
not even sin.
Yeah.
Well,
you feel sad for this particular sin.
Because didn't a similar thing
happened in the Drake and Nikki
a moment for life video?
In any video that Nicky is in with another guy.
They got married.
She gets very like touchy with the other guy.
But again,
that's what happens when you're just like,
I don't know if it's a beta in him.
No,
but like Nikki,
no,
like,
Nicky was the like the man of that relationship.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's what happens.
I know.
I was like, it sounds like me right now.
Wait, what?
Someone else wears the pants, Greg?
No, I'm just kidding.
It was a joke.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know, Greg.
All right, guys, Safari.
Poor Safari.
And poor Greg.
They're very similar.
Let's get them out of here.
Sorry Safari, but it's probably you've been hearing it all the time.
All the time.
He was to it.
Yeah.
Simps.
Simps.
Simps.
Keep it here.
Spireod of 6.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Roastcrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
All right, you all.
Schoolboy Q, nerded out and ranked his own albums.
Yep.
Okay, look, schoolboy was on Twitter.
You know, he's been on Twitter heavily since his album.
Blue Lips dropped on Friday.
And he said, give me a moment.
I'm going to nerd out and rank my own albums.
So, here is his ranking.
All right.
Number six, setbacks.
Okay.
Number five.
Number six setbacks?
Setbacks is like his first mixtape.
Yeah.
I like that one.
Yes. And Crash Talk coming in at number five.
Okay.
That's probably his latest.
His most recent, 2019, right?
Oxymoron, his, you know, official debut album.
Yeah.
Number four.
I love you, Q.
I love you, Quincy.
You are, me and you go so bad.
I appreciate you.
I respect everything you do.
I support everything you do.
Oxymoron at number five.
I'm sorry.
Number four.
Number four.
Number four.
Four.
Even.
Yeah.
I love you.
Stop three.
Q.
You're trolling.
You are freaking trolling.
I had to go back and listen to it yesterday.
Oxy moron.
Studio is on that one.
Break the bank.
One of the greatest songs in his catalog, I think.
And I'm about to break that bank.
Even like, you know, man of the year, which like.
Man of the year.
This is your number four?
All right.
I'm already guessing what number one is.
And I love you, Q.
He said habits and contradictions.
Habits and contradictions number three.
He's tripping.
Okay.
All right.
That's number one.
I would understand it being number three, if number one was oxymoron and number two, setbacks and then number three.
But I already know the two left.
Yep.
So, okay, keep going.
So number two, blank face LP.
Nice.
That's great.
I think the promo for that one was amazing, too.
I mean, people walking with him with no face.
Yeah.
The videos, the storytelling on that was incredible.
That part.
That part.
Yeah.
Tuki nose, too, was incredible.
Five.
And blue lips.
is number one, his most recent album,
showing that he agrees with me.
Let's clap it up, y'all.
You're the only one.
I told you.
Did I not take you on Friday?
You watch anything and you say it's the best thing.
Whatever's the most recent is the best to make.
Prisoner of the moment and I want to live in this prison forever.
Yeah.
No.
This is an incredible album.
I've been listening to it all weekend and it's really good.
It is.
But I feel like,
I disagree with the ranking a little bit.
Yeah.
You know what you were doing.
You were doing the freaking BD end of the year list where he put some
random stuff at the top and kind of blue lips is not random we're too new to it to even know where it ranks in you
like it a lot in your discography i like it a lot but tell me what your favorite part of them uh smile
and then what about slides blue slides is just talk to me about smile give me a bar uh that part where
he says that thing see see you're a liar no i don't let's do i hate you i can't have much you
I have a bad memory.
No, you're just lying.
I think blue lips is good, but it still has to grow on me.
Yeah, it has to do its thing.
He threw me off when he set back.
I like that album.
It's really good.
He was talking about he just learned rapping.
It's like, yeah, he just got the formula.
He's like, even for just learning to rap, like I did great.
Shout out to Punch for signing me.
He was very smart for that.
Yeah.
Which is true.
Setbacks is your first.
It probably should be on the lower end because of that.
Right.
Right.
Right?
But habits and contradictions is like a classic.
Classic mixtape.
Incredible.
Blessed.
Yes.
Bless.
Say blessed.
Amazing.
That's where hands on the world.
That's how we first learned.
Who the freak was school boy cute?
Like the mainstream really understood like this is that guy.
Yeah.
It made it in New York.
It did.
Wow.
That song itself.
Yes.
They would be like there.
And let's not even forget to talk about the album artwork, which, oh my God,
incredible photographer that took that photo.
Oh.
That's cool.
Oh.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, we got to clap it up.
Yeah.
We got to clap it up.
For who?
That's so far.
For the legend.
Who?
Young George.
Yeah, my husband took the photo.
Oh, he did?
Yeah, he took the photos of Schoolboy Q.
Have his contradictions.
And I'm going to take some shots at Maximo.
He's going to meet you at the gym.
Yeah.
He was just so jumpy.
You're waiting there?
No, it's because Maximo is a photographer too.
So it's like that.
All right.
No, he killed that.
Yeah, that was an incredible.
You think of that album.
cover, that mixtape cover, you know the photo.
Yeah.
You know the, it kind of just goes.
Yeah.
Habits and Contradictions is incredible.
To me, that's like the number one album.
But I also wonder if like his, his approach to this list is just like where he was in his mind
state, like how he's feeling, like his experience.
That's what I thought so.
He gave a little explanation for like each album, you know, for habits and contradictions in
particular.
Hold on.
I'll put it up.
Yeah.
Um, he had said he just, uh, he had a hit with hands on the wheel.
blessed. He said there's so many highs. Nightmare on Fig.
Sacrilegious. Raymond 19-6-8. Port his head samples. He said, I don't know how I pulled this off on God, but it's 8 out of 10 for me.
No, it's 10 out of 10. You're trolling. I love you. I know what you're doing. I know you're doing.
Well, he did say this album made me who I am. So Habits and Contradictions. He did say that.
That's like me. That would be like top three right there. The top. Yeah.
Oxymoron is incredible. For me, Oxymor is so good. I like Blankface a lot too.
Yeah, yeah.
But I get it.
We got to run blue lips up.
Yeah.
Listen to blue lips and listen why it's better than all those other albums.
According to Schoolboy Q.
From his.
And Rose Cranzvick.
From his own blue hair.
That can't even recite me a bar.
I could recite you a bar.
No, now after you've Googled it.
Give me a week.
No.
I like you, I think he talked about that one.
I like the one.
I like the blue stuff.
Something about the lips.
Yeah.
Make your problems.
My problems.
Now they're my problems.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that one.
Thank God for me.
Yeah, thank God for me.
All right, Vick.
Next story, Nick.
Okay, look, Cardi B is explaining her coach bag slander on her new single,
Like What, Freestyle?
Oh, poor girl.
So, you know, she hopped on live and started explaining herself because a lot of people were like,
bro, what's wrong with coach?
Yeah.
Why'd you come at coach like that?
Coach got a stray.
It caught a mooch stray, right?
And so she went on to explain like, you know what?
The bar, what was the bar though?
Okay, this is the bar.
Yeah.
So she went on to explain.
She's like, you know what?
I'm from New York.
She's like, I feel like sometimes us in New York, we live in like a little bubble.
And the things that, you know, we don't like or what we say is like just all like very insulated.
Yeah.
Right?
So she said, the only reason I said that is because I'm a Cameron fan.
And back in the day, Cameron had a bar.
So this is what she said.
You ain't got no swag.
It's so fun.
It's so sad.
Still by the coach.
Need a coach bag.
Let me coach you.
No coach tag.
What that means?
Get rid of that coach bag.
Yeah.
I like how Angie thinks that only New York heard that song.
And that only New York wore coach back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, so she went on to say like, okay, like that song, it just like was like everybody in New York at the time was like get rid of that coach bag.
Yeah.
So she's kind of continuing that theme.
Right.
And it wasn't personal.
At one time she had coach boots like she was rocking coach.
That song came out and then everybody was clining her for the stuff she was wearing.
Yeah.
So she, yeah, she's like continuing that like Vic said.
Yeah, exactly.
But you know what?
She's taking shots at even Louis Vuitton.
This wasn't mad at her.
Yeah.
Because like that coach bag line, there was.
There's a, I don't even know if I could say it on there.
Why did I bring this up?
He was talking about a girl.
Yeah.
And she's like, you have loose V.
You're a Louis bag.
Like LV.
Oh.
Lewis.
Yeah.
She's like, you're a Louis back.
And it's like, you would think that like, oh.
That's top of the line.
Yeah, but everyone can get it.
The luxury can get it.
Wow.
It just comes down to like where fits in the bar.
Yeah.
And I was like, dang, I don't want to be an LV.
I know, right?
It's all Gucci over here.
Yeah.
I want to be a TV.
But also coach rebuttaled and said that they still love Cardi.
Yeah, they tweeted to her.
They're like, we love Courtney.
Why is that me for?
We forgive you.
She said she was going to buy a coach bag man.
They should do a collab now.
That's what they should do.
That's what's coming.
I like how she kind of just blamed Cameron, though.
Yeah.
Camero said it burns.
It was a dip set.
2011, don't forget.
Yeah. She did say though.
She's like, I'm going right now.
I'm by coachback.
I'm so sorry.
She's one of the very few times that she's going to say sorry for throwing a shot at a mop or something.
But sometimes, you know, as an artist, I guess like she's in the studio.
What rhymes?
Oh, this is hard.
Okay.
Doesn't realize how far a bar can go.
Yeah.
It was a good bar.
It was a good bar.
And how she said, if I say, do you want a Chanel or do you want a coach, what are you going to pick?
You're going to want the Chanel.
Of course.
I want the money.
Yeah.
That's kind of like if you had a choice, you're not going to want this one.
That's what the bar is.
Yeah.
Essentially.
I really like coach.
Love you, coach.
Let me coach.
All right, coaches.
All right, so that was your word on Rosecrans.
I'm Rose Kranz.
I'm Rose Kranz. Vickford Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Man, shout out to our guy, Top from Top Dog Entertainment TV.
The man.
This is so tight.
Central and Imperial in Watts, California is now also known as Top Dog Square.
Wow.
She got commemorated with this.
And I love this because one, Top Dog is still alive and he's a living legend.
For him to even see this type of an honor, you know?
It's really, I think of Nipsey Hustle Square.
And I think of these streets where they laid the foundation and where they did their best work
and where they really made a difference and seeing Nip not be able to really see that out,
you know what I'm saying?
But to see Top Dog be able to see not just that people love him like that,
But just some type of like forever recognition, you know.
Just to go take a photo in front of it.
Like you said, he's still here to, you know, to get his flowers and everything.
And to take that photo with with J. Rock.
Yeah.
You know, and with punch, it's like, oh, this is so iconic because they really got it out of the month together.
You know, it doesn't go and notice what he's done for Nickerson Gardens and Watts.
And just like you said, with J. Rock and them doing their annual holiday toy drive.
And that's just the start of what they've done.
That's just the beginning.
Like that's not even the start.
That's just a little bit of.
what we know that top what they have done exactly i know he's always making sure that that community
and he never uh he never gives up on that side of that side of things he never is stopping
to either go back put money in yeah just be around and his presence alone is now going to be felt
with this top dog square and okay that's a cool name oh yeah that sounds super cool that's so tight he's like
a superhero to that area like when you really think about it like all the community work he's done
right and everything it's like when people
are like, you know, they have something going in that area.
It's like he's going to find it.
He's going to help, like, get it out to the world.
No, I love that.
And literally, like, if we're telling superhero, like, you know, if we look at Top Dog,
it's like he has like the Steve Jobs about him where his outfit, you're going to know his outfit.
Yeah.
That red hoodie, CD, hoodie.
I feel like he has one new one every day.
They said with Dr. Dre, he wears new air forces every day, like a new fresh horse.
Yeah, white pair.
I feel like, I feel like that's some Top Dog stuff.
Yeah.
Rish TDEU hoodie every day.
That's so tight.
One of the coolest things I would always see is like when he's front row at a
Laker game.
Not a lot of like,
you know,
he doesn't make a lot of public comments,
but you see him at like all the Laker home games with the red hat.
And it's just like he's right there.
Oh,
that's so tight.
Now that's a goal.
I didn't even know I wanted until you got it.
Not going to like tough.
Like getting a square.
Yeah.
What streets though?
Mine are going to be,
mine are actually going to be eligible, I feel.
They're going to be in Glendale.
Yeah.
I want Lake and Western.
It's nothing.
Well, not that it's nothing.
Shout out to Lake and Western.
But that's like where my elementary school's at.
That's like the spot that I remember going up.
Do I give back?
No, not really.
It's just the place I remember.
Not yet.
But also, it's hard to give back to like Glendale,
community that has everything.
They got to give to me.
True, true, true.
What would be your streets, Mike?
I think mine would be Sherman Way and Woodley.
It's like an area.
It's like the radius of like elementary.
where Toys R Us used to be
Where I grew up
Like the restaurants I like
We're always pump gas
So you get back
You get back
You get back to me
Okay, alright
Yeah
Vic
Lakewood and Rosecrans
Like
Because it's in between like
Three cities
So it's Downey on one side
The other side is Bellflower
And the other side is Paramount
So you get back to all three cities
Look at you
Well I used to go to the Booth mobile right there
And get home
When I was like younger
We know the streets
But I think we're doing the other part of it where we have to like Wendy's.
Sometimes I don't put gas at that gas station anymore.
But I've been to the food for less a lot.
Nice.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Yeah.
You gave back for less.
I would say anything of Bristol in Santa Ana.
That's like the big thing, what?
Bristol Street.
Oh, the whole street is Angie Street.
The whole street.
The whole street.
The whole street.
No, get that's like the way.
You said street or blocked.
Did you get back to do community work?
I drive there all the time.
Uh, of course they do.
Uh.
Okay.
That's like the Woodyer Boulevard of San Ana.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I'm not asking for nothing.
What about you?
In Whittier, there's a street called five points.
And it's where five different streets all come together.
Nice.
And it's the most complicated.
Cinco points?
No, that's another five points.
Oh, okay.
I thought there was only one.
No, there's two of them.
There's one in Whittier and there's one in...
That can be a square.
It can be.
Because everybody knows it's at five points.
Wait, but five points is a rhombus, not a square.
So there's five...
Parallelogram.
You're a Pentagon.
Yeah, there's five different streets.
Greg Pentagram.
Yeah, exactly.
Pentagram?
No.
No.
Pentagon.
Yes.
He said exactly.
It's complicated.
It's complicated.
All right, well, we're getting to go to commercial.
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The sun is out.
It's out.
Yes, it is.
Sunshine up there.
Go ahead.
Thank you, Maximo.
Sun is shining.
Weather is sweet.
When I say that, it's because I want to.
to sing that.
Yeah.
And then you guys go out saying.
That's what.
Thank you.
It's actually national sun day.
Yes.
S-U-N.
Sun?
S-U-N.
Oh.
Like for the sun.
Yeah.
No, no.
S-O-N.
Oh, S-O-N.
Oh,
shout out to all.
Shout-at-to-all my son.
Hey, Vic.
I call you son.
Can you shine like one?
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
That was very Riz.
Yeah.
I'm taking a back.
It's not.
National Sunday, do you want to claim yours now, Greg?
I don't have a...
Yeah, not even today.
Today's like the perfect day.
It would have been such a fire reveal today, bro.
I don't have any sons to reveal.
You're supposed to say they are my son.
They are all my sons.
Yeah, but you have guilt.
That's why you couldn't say that.
You want to shout out.
Your son, Max?
Yeah, I want to shout out my son, Max.
Have a good day at school if you go.
He wasn't in front of us.
If you go.
He was in a son to work.
He's fine.
He wasn't filmed too well.
How is he?
Fine.
He's getting away with so much.
He's getting away with so much.
I love you, Max.
He's 18.
He's 18.
He's 18.
You are working your parents.
It's fine.
It's fine.
He's fine.
There's 18 more years of school happening or more.
18 more years?
He's a super duper senior too?
Why so many?
No, he's going to university to be a doctor.
He's an 18th.
All right.
What grade are you?
18th?
Yeah.
Thank you.
You all shout out your son.
Of course.
Shout out a little Vic.
I love you son.
Getting too old, man.
Oh, yeah.
You were saying that.
For a little.
It makes me sad.
But yeah, I just, yeah.
Yeah.
I love my son.
Shout out to all three of my sons.
I love my baby so much.
David is in UCLA.
Wow.
I'm really proud of me.
I know.
The other ones have the bar set very high.
I know.
What's the other one's name?
Jorge.
You guys know I have mom brain.
I call you like,
Hey, what's?
Hey, Vic.
Greg!
What's your name?
Jorgeito has his championship game for his clippers on Saturday.
And then it's also our snack day.
So it's a lot of pressure, you guys.
We've got to bring better snacks than all the other parents.
It's going to be crazy.
Because one of the parents brought, like, red envelopes for Chinese New Year for Lunar New Year,
and they have money in it.
So I'm like, we got to beat that.
Like some had won, $2, $5.
Some people really go all out in the snack.
It's our time.
It's literally our time.
Bring up in Yappi.
My girl's the worst as snack prep.
Why is it?
Caprice.
No, she's just like, like, she buys a bunch of things.
She doesn't want to pack.
Like, you know how people make bags?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The presentation.
Oh, she's like, everybody pick one.
She just like, here's go, dude.
Here you go.
I love it.
Because she knows they're just going to do that anyway.
Right.
No.
And on us, Horde has this app now that tells you what's good and what's bad.
Oh, yeah.
So it's just to be a bunch of like healthy snacks.
And I'm like, Jorge, I don't want to do that.
Cale chips.
It's their last game.
Let's turn up.
Like, let's go takis with it.
And he's like, no, Takis does not get a good grade.
She loves Tegas.
Yeah, it's going to be a bunch of airwashed.
I'm going to need, yeah, exactly.
Volcanic water.
You're joking.
This is real.
This is real alkaline.
Yeah.
So just get ready.
I'll take a photo of it.
The bigger thing is that Hortito is taking the clippers to the championship already.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's crazy.
And I buy a little mic.
I'm going to mic them up.
Oh, I can get him.
Because he does everything.
thing. Before he shoots, he says either Kobe or I like Mike.
Because he's been the movie.
Watch him win a championship before the real clip is here.
A lot of championships won, okay, already at the YMCA.
And then shout out to my youngest, Luisito.
We took both the boys, the younger ones, to the Bluey pop-up yesterday.
Luisito loves Bluey, and it was the best time ever.
It was really cool.
Yeah, it wasn't like the Wonka situation.
Did you guys see about the Wongka situation?
Dog, those people got scammed.
Really bad.
And Wonka's a great movie, so I would have understood, like, the appeal.
Glasgow, where's that?
That's in England?
In the UK.
Yeah.
So they were saying, hey, we have this whole pop-up experience for Wonka, come through, give me your money.
And they pull up, dog, it was a fire fest of pop-ups.
Like, what?
They did, they just add, like, a wallpaper thing.
It said Wonka.
This is a chocolate factory.
Yeah, they had freaking beer pong.
They had tall umpalumpas.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I saw them giving candy to the candy to the kids.
kids and it was just a lady just pouring a little bits of candy to the kids. Yeah, there wasn't
actually candy. Like, it wasn't actually like a big bunch of candy for them. Yeah. Imagine how
piss you got to be that you just call the cops like, I'm about to Merce them. Please. I just got
scared. Please come to this and they shut it down. So yeah, I don't know. The Bluey pop up was fire. It
was amazing. That's a blueie. We have more shoutouts. We got more shoutouts and birthday shout
outs as well. Okay. Marcella wants to shout out her daughter's Genesis Lana and Lolita.
There we go. Genesis.
just won overall MVP at Kutella high school soccer team wow come on
here's yes shout out genesis i wonder if she likes the peso plume album it's about you bit
girl uh shout out alison who just got accepted to cal state channel islands
chanelle let's go wow channel island yeah i just like
i read i was reading it i was i actually want to say chanelle yeah it seems cool
yeah it is like i go to chenelle islands that'd be cool why why would you go there
to hit on uh college chicks yeah maybe okay
It's a national park too.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
All right, cool.
Good Island.
And then we got birthdays as well.
Liz wants to shout out her daughter's Gianna and Giselle.
Gianna.
Today's Giselle's birthday.
Okay.
Giselle.
Sorry, I only shout it out, Gianna.
Giselle.
Giselle and Gianna.
And then Aurora wants to shout out her husband, Omar, a happy 14th anniversary.
Hey, shout out on Aurora.
Okay, so it's only Giselle's birthday.
Yeah.
All right, Giselle.
It's only year.
birthday. Nobody else's birthday matters, but yours,
Giselle. Your sister doesn't even matter right now. Just kidding.
Jana, you matter. You matter.
Giselle, happy birthday to you.
Felizco Blandios.
At thee.
And also a happy anniversary to Omar.
14th. That's amazing.
14 years.
It's a long time.
I think the 15th is going to be something.
You know how there's like, oh, your paper anniversary, your diamond anniversary, your gold
anniversary.
What's paper anniversary?
I'm just saying.
Oh.
For every like 5, 10, 15, 20, there's like a special.
Yeah.
All right. Well, shout out to you guys. Shout out to love. Okay.
Yeah, love. Speaking of love, there's some love situations going on inside the homie help line.
All right. Let's get into that.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.
The homie help. Rudy. Rudy.
He sent us a DM and said, hey, Brownback, I need your help.
I've had a close friend for about four years now.
We grew so close to the point where my house is her house.
house. Okay. He said she has keys in a toothbrush at my place. Okay. All right. We get dinner three to four
nights a week. She sleeps over at my place a lot too. So his girl. This is a friend? This is a friend.
Oh, it's okay. He said, we go on family trips together. Friends. Sure. My parents love her and hers love me.
We even take trips alone. He said, what? She's been in a relationship for the past three years,
but recently became single. And I have recently grew some feelings. Recently. The key word is recently.
He's the reason they broke up.
Yeah.
He said, not going to lie.
I've always had some feelings for her, but I've always respected her.
We have great communication, and I believe that's why we're so close.
It took us three years to even sleep in the same bed together.
Wait, what?
Nothing has happened between us, but a simple kiss on the cheek.
Okay.
This is wild.
I'm getting grossed out right now.
I don't know why.
He said, everyone around us, everyone around us thinks were together.
Her ex would even question how close we were.
I love her to death.
She is my ride or die.
Recently, I texted her saying,
been wanting to ask you if you would mind if I kissed you.
Respectful?
Respectfully.
And her response was, we need to talk about what you texted me.
Should I express my feelings to her or should I let them die and play it off?
Help me, Brownback.
It's a lot of info.
I'm disturbed.
That's crazy.
Yo, this is why.
This is why I always tell girls that I'm dating.
Those guys aren't your friends.
Yep.
I've dated girls.
Hold on.
Irene is exasperated.
Yeah.
All right.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
No, because me and A.O. are really close.
Oh, you already even knew who?
How close?
Yeah.
And we, oh, you guys are pissing me out.
Hey, it's your life.
Let's how you wanted.
Me and A.O. are, like, are really close.
We've slept in the same bed.
Nothing's ever happened.
We've gone on trips together and stuff.
However, however.
No, no, no, hold that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, we have a question.
Let me spoke.
This is the homie help.
Hold on.
Hold on.
And then, but once he got a girl.
Like those dinners stopped like we stopped hanging out.
We haven't gone on vacation together like there's boundaries
Were you sad?
No, I wasn't sad because he was happy and I was like oh finally like someone took him from me
Someone took him from you.
Yeah.
So you see how the replacement of you is a girlfriend, right?
Yeah.
You got what I'm saying?
Yes.
Because if you're just a friend then you're still a friend.
No, I mean we still hang out but it's not like dinners or shun hang out with us.
You were doing girlfriend things with your guy friend.
God damn it.
I don't know.
I would just why did you sleep in the same bed
Um when you did
Your mom and your dad and your sister and your
I'm weak
And your godmother and your DIA are listening
Oh they? No they know
Um
They know it was yeah because he threw me
A birthday party and I got really drunk
And my siblings drove home
And I wondered like we had like an after party after that
And then he was the only one like I trusted to like take care of me
So he took me to his house and I fell asleep
On his bed
Yeah
That's happened before like we would watch movies and I would fall asleep
But nothing has ever happened
Backs to each other.
Like, yeah, dead ass, like, backs to each other.
Like, or his homie would be in the room, too.
Or your back was to him.
Oh, da, la, la, la.
There is.
Yeah.
Well, how big of a sleeper are you?
Are you, like, a rock-hard sleeper?
You don't know.
Are you making a weird jump?
No.
Are you a light sleeper?
Do you wake up at?
No, I don't wake up.
Did you wake up with your clothes, like.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I was fully cloud.
We got to help Rudy.
I have so.
And the rings.
Okay, but Iries been in that situation.
So she knows.
You can just sleep with a friend that's just your friend.
Yeah, I've done it.
This guy also.
I mean, I told you guys.
My girl, I never did anything with her.
But she wanted to.
Yeah.
And you knew you wanted to cuddle.
Yeah, you did it.
So you want, that wasn't your friend.
That was a girl that was like a cuddle buddy.
No, I said, I was a friend.
You know, you could say, I mean, there's a guy.
What happened with Greg and that girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Greg had a girl that had a crush on him.
He knew he liked her.
And at 3 a.m. in the morning, he would call her over to just sleep with him.
Not even cuttle.
Not even do anything extra.
Just be there to cuddle.
That sounds so wild.
Yeah.
And guess what?
Now I understand why you and Irene have such good relationship.
That's it.
It kind of makes sense because Irene will just sleep in the bed, not do anything.
Back to back.
Back to back.
Shout to Drake.
And they're just friends.
She was a friend.
That's it.
But she liked you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Boom.
There was a difference.
Someone had feelings.
Yes.
That's the thing.
That's what's going on here.
One of the people had a feeling.
The whole time.
And so he's saying I had feelings the whole time.
The whole time.
See, that's, he's not going to take a girl on a date.
Whoa, those are extra, bro.
I know.
This is the plot.
That's different than your home.
That's different than your home.
Like, you, Vic is going to use this to be mad at any guy that is a friend of any girl that is with her.
No, it's because I told her they're not your friends.
No, I know.
They're just waiting their turn.
Exactly.
That's what it is.
Yeah, they're waiting their turn.
If they go cuddle with you, take you on family trips.
Have a toothbrush in your house?
Yeah.
That's your house.
Shoulder turns into a...
Greg.
I know that if I need help, you're going to come through, Greg.
Yeah.
Should Jorge be worried about you?
No.
Shut up!
Why'd you call?
For the wellness of the show, we need to get Greg a girl.
We try.
Let's help Rudy.
Rudy, what have you done to us?
Rudy is tearing this family apart.
This one, too.
I hate Rudy.
Rudy.
No, Rudy's the boyfriend.
No, Rudy's the creeper.
No, he's not.
We're helping him.
Whatever.
We help creeps too, I guess.
Okay.
Well, let's help him.
Okay, if you've been the guy that's the friend or if you've been the girl that you slept with your friend that did nothing else.
I want to hear from the girl that slept in Greg's bed.
Everyone wants to hear from him.
No, no.
There's more people like this.
Clearly, I thought this was a one-of-one situation.
Apparently, it's very common.
in this room.
In this room specifically.
All right.
Two of our seven have done this.
Two and seven people.
All right.
Keith here is five or six.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We'll need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
We're trying to help the homie.
Rudy.
Rudy, yeah.
Rudy's trying to find his way out the friend zone.
Okay.
He's doing his best.
I'm trying my best.
Basically, Rudy's had a close girlfriend for about four years now.
She has keys to his place, toothbrush, all that.
Get dinner three, four nights a week.
Even sleeps in the same bed together.
They've taken trips.
Yeah, all types of stuff.
But it happens, apparently.
Apparently, yeah.
So she was in a relationship for the past three years, but she's recently single.
Try to make a little move on her and said, would you mind if I kissed you?
All right.
Already, the type of move that he made, I'm like, ugh.
You can tell the type of dude.
Yeah, no game.
Would you mind if I kissed you?
mind like it's not the notebook bro yeah yeah i wrote you texted and he texted you got like what did you
say with your chest you know what she did she screenshoted it and said it in her group chat yeah
he got he got group chatted for sure yeah exactly yeah oh my god look what rudy said according to him
their families love each other yeah yeah as friends um they've been on vacation together even solo him and
her yeah for the past three years she's been in a relationship that's crazy how her man let this happen
He was plotting the whole time.
All right.
Well, he says he wasn't, but.
We have, people were hitting us up on on Instagram though.
Yes.
What was going on?
Mr. Worldwide 35 said.
Mr. Worldwide 35?
Yeah, Dada.
Dahl.
If she wanted something to happen, it would have happened already.
You're in the friend zone for life, my boy.
Zim.
That is true.
He has a point.
So, props to the girlfriend because she was loyal.
Someone said, I experienced this before, and all she wants is a solid friend.
That's all.
And then it's like, tap him with their energy.
and see if it's worth a relationship,
sometimes it's better to be friends.
Yeah, you know her as a friend.
Clearly, her as a girlfriend
goes sleeps with other guys.
So.
Yeah, you want that?
Oh, that is true.
Yeah.
You got to think about that.
She's going to find another friend.
You know her as a friend.
You don't know her as a girlfriend.
You know what I'm saying?
Her man knows her as a girlfriend and she stuck that.
She was with you the whole time.
She's going to take solo trips with other men.
Are you with that, Rudy?
Do you say with you?
Would you mind?
That's true.
You got to think of it like that, Ruth.
You got to think about all that stuff.
All right.
All right.
Arizy, who's on the line, Mamma Cita Linda?
We got Corey from San Antonio.
You're not Irene?
Oh, she's busy?
She's doing to work right now.
Okay, well.
We got Corey from San Antonio, Texas on line one.
Wow.
Corey.
Cory.
What's going on?
Corey, do they do this in San Antonio?
I think we're all the same.
I mean, honestly, there's a few different ones, but he just comes out here, you know, he's into the conversation.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll go some of them.
So you think that he should tell her how he feels?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they've been cool for so.
You know, kind of stupid to throw it away like that.
Oh.
You think that's like a make or break of their, like, friendship, though?
Because it could ruin it if she doesn't feel the same.
It kind of sounds like she was mad.
It does.
It just depends on how he approaches it, I guess.
How would you approach it?
Man, my wife listens to this.
I'm trying to get into all that.
Ah.
Thank you, Colin, for San Antonio, Texas.
Appreciate your call, brother.
All right.
Who else are going to, Papasito?
We got Denise from Reseda on Line 3.
Denise from Reseda.
Denise, talk to us, baby girl.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
So I'm with the homies.
I believe that at the end of the day, you cannot be friends with a guy.
You just can't.
Denise, if I can't be friends with the guy, there's no more brown bag.
Because I can't be friends of Vig or Maxiemore, Greg.
In a relationship, you can't be that close.
You can't be that close.
Going on lunches and like, okay, lunches is one thing.
Dinners, I don't know about that.
Another thing
Another thing
If you guys are sleeping over
That's like a boundary
My man would go crazy
Right yeah
He would be like
Oh no
This is not a friend
And my man always says this
Not all guys are your friends
And not only that
Some guys they do like
Even like guys' friends
They like try to be friends
With their girl
And it's not to be their friend
It's to
Like your man's friends
Like his homies
His homies
trying to be cool with you
Yes
In general
It must be so fine
Denise you're fine
you're fine
huh. Denise, you're fine, huh?
Yeah, she is.
I know, I'm not going to
solid eight, nine.
You're solid eight.
Denise, now we got to see it.
Right, right, respectfully, as a friend
and you're sending it to me and Angie's just like why.
Vic and Greg and Greg are not looking at it.
Greg,
Greg,
asked if you need a friend.
Yeah, I'm a good friend too.
I'm a good friend.
Really good friend.
So I would say it's a girl,
mostly because she's probably pretty
and because he's been pursuing her for three years.
Yeah.
He needs to let it go because he is friends
zones all the way.
She does not want anything.
One thing about a girl is a girl's going to shoot her shot at the end of the day.
A girl, she knows.
Yes, if she knows what she wants and you're what she wants, she's going to give you those signs.
It's not like, you're going to tell her, hey, I want to kiss and all of a sudden, she's like,
thank you for finally doing it.
But, hey, baby girl, Denise.
And they've slept in the same bed and everything.
Denise.
No way.
What if that was her signs?
Yeah.
What if that was her signs of liking him, her sleeping in the bed, going to dinner with
her family and his family knowing each other her going on trips with him
because a girl would say something a girl would say something at the end of the day
girls always speak up if they have some type of feeling towards another man at the end of the
day they could only go so long they could only go so long being like oh are we friends or not
but maybe they told her in caledita they'd be more beautiful no because she wouldn't
while they were sleeping in bed she would have backed it on up like a you haul trip yeah maybe she
don't got booty like that maybe she tried wait let
At Denise talk.
Three years and we're friends?
No.
If I liked you, I would tell you.
That's just any women, though.
No women.
And mostly women are not just going to sleep with any guy in their bed.
I'm just sorry.
So if she really feels, she just feels like, okay, I could go be friends of this person,
but I don't want anything with this person.
Okay, well, Denise, let me just tell you this.
You have pretty privilege, so you're speaking from the perspective of somebody hot.
Okay?
So, of course, you know, the guys are making muscles at you.
And you're on the phone.
Let me.
Let me.
Absolutely.
I'm happily taken and have a beautiful family.
I'm not going to stop them, Denise.
I'm just going to prove.
Soccer got a goalie.
I'm young and I could tell you,
I could tell you even now it's really bad.
Even if you have kids,
doesn't matter.
Men still look at you.
Men still try to pursue you.
Oh, poor you, Denise.
Poor you.
You're so pretty.
Let me get the try to my Ferrari really quick.
He's crazy.
We actually have someone that's pro having guy friends.
Oh yeah, but she hung up.
Oh.
You know why?
Her guy friend called it.
Yep.
Who was on the line?
I have A.O. on the line.
When we were first talking about this, we're like, who does this type of a relationship?
This has to be fake or just they're very unique to these people.
And then Irene was like, actually, I have that situation.
Me and my friend, A.O. We would sleep together.
Not like that.
Back to back.
Shout to Drake.
You guys would go out all the time.
And when he got a girlfriend, that I'll stop.
Yeah.
Understandably so.
Yeah, because it's just boundaries.
And then when we do do that together, like, all the first place.
Still.
Because it was like, who cares?
Even when he was.
We got to respect.
Yourself?
You know, but even when he was dating girls,
we would still, like, we would still go out and still, like,
have, like, we would go out of town for the day.
Oh my God, no, never, no, no.
It can never be you.
No, he's not like that.
True or not true, they can never be you though.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
But, yeah.
Hey, yo.
Oh, he put on his mad voice.
That's how he sounds.
Ayo, good morning.
Vic knows him too.
Good morning.
But Vic never slept in the same bed with him.
Oh, my God.
That only happened one time.
Ayo, eh, I read, I'm turning off your mic respectfully because I love you,
but you're not going to coerce him into saying what you wanted to say.
Yeah.
Hey, yo, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Were you listening about the whole situation or did Irene text you?
I'm like someone in and out of it, honestly.
I don't really know.
All right.
That's what a hang burger is all about.
But look.
So Irene was talking about, we're talking about how this guy would sleep with his best friend, but not like that.
It was a girl.
They would sleep together in the same bed.
They would go to dinner together.
They would be very much doing girlfriend, boyfriend things.
But we're not boyfriend girlfriend.
They were strictly platonic.
And Irene says that that's the same thing with you guys.
All right.
So then I guess what's your question with that?
We just want to know what's the deal.
How does this happen?
How do you platonically do this with a friend?
Well, like, if you're in a relationship, then like, no.
Okay.
And then if it's with your friend, like someone that, like, you treat like your brother, your sister, it should be normal, you know?
Yeah.
Okay.
So it should be normal.
This was normal activities.
Does Irene snark?
Yeah.
For me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
All right.
So when you and Irene slept together, there was no feelings?
Oh, my God.
No, no, because we're not leaping to individuals knocked out.
We do it.
The gas lighting is crazy.
I'm going to use that one.
How did you sleep were two individuals?
That's good.
Hey, yo, you're too cancer.
Hey, I'm going to use that one.
Okay.
And so then when you got a girlfriend, the activities that you would do with Irene, stop.
Yes, of course.
Okay, but if they were platonic activities in the first place, why would they have stopped?
Well, it goes to her lady hated Irene.
Huh?
Was she jealous of Irene?
No, no.
She knows her.
She always actually wants to kick it with Irene.
Yeah, we like, me and his girl have kicked it before.
And how do you feel about that, Irene?
We're good.
Like, yeah, we're good.
Like, I'm over at their house sometimes.
I can't be the only one talking here.
Big, say something.
You know, I think they're cool.
Honestly, it's because, like, I'm going to be good.
Like, I've been Irene's friend for a long time.
So, like, I mean, yeah, we didn't get to that level.
But, like, I did it.
No, but I get it.
I get it.
You know what I'm saying?
You get it to be two individuals knocked out.
No, that part.
Well, yeah.
But, I mean, it's circumstance.
You know, I watch a lot of crime shows.
Yeah.
And then the detectives talk about when they're interviewing somebody that it's not to try
to find out how a person lies because people lie so many different ways.
It's about finding out how they tell the truth.
And once they deviate from.
like how they talk normally when they're telling the truth
that's how you could tell they're lying.
Yeah.
And I'm just hearing like Irene just so like talking like this and like she's like,
there's no giggles in her.
No tone.
That tone was different.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Irene, you're making me nervous.
Yeah.
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Find out how someone tells the truth.
And then once they deviate from that, it's like that's when they're lying.
Yeah.
It's not the eye twitching.
It's not the any of that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
The two people just laying.
Knocked out.
Knocked out.
Two individuals.
Two individuals.
It's okay.
Ayo, we believe you.
We believe you.
We believe you.
That this is Platonic.
Beat the charges.
Yeah.
This is Platonic.
I love it.
And then she really likes your girlfriend.
Yeah.
Of course.
Yep.
No, no.
No, no.
Yeah, like her or whatever.
Oh, you guys are messed up.
Just kidding.
Sambra Sala with Anci.
Okay.
This one's like a Jerry Springer type of drama, guys.
What?
Jerry Springer.
Jerry Springer.
It's like, ooh.
It's top notch, guys.
Top notch.
I'm like, that's her suit.
That's his suit.
That's not.
Same same.
No, my excuse.
Jose Luis.
I'm like, that's Jesus Christo.
No.
You're thinking of God.
This is not godly things that they're doing over here.
Okay.
What are they doing?
So apparently, Marley Cyrus' sister, Noah Cyrus,
dated.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She dated her mom's now husband.
Before the mom married him.
Oh, before.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
And I think she wasn't at the wedding or anything.
That would make sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So right now I know like the Cyrus, the Miley Cyrus family, they're like split.
Their five are with the dad and two.
I mean, and they're all like adults, no?
They're all adults, but they're all taking sights.
Yeah, okay.
And so like this is like a big rumor going on time.
Noah Cyrus dated Dominic Purcell, the husband that's married to Tisch.
And Dominic Purcell is.
He's a bit.
He's an actor in prison break.
He's a guy from prison break.
Oh, I know I recognize that name.
He's big.
He's big.
And that's what I'm saying.
This is like a weird.
She dated her stepdad.
Yeah.
Now.
I can't go to my ex is having a wedding to my mom.
Whoa.
Yeah.
It's a weird, weird love triangle that's going on right now.
And I know the mom and Noah, they're not talking at all.
Yeah.
The mom and her daughter.
Oh, that's sad.
That makes it difficult to talk.
Well, it's awkward.
It's super awkward.
And also that dude is like 30 years older than her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was already weird that they were dating.
But hey, strange things have happened.
Yeah.
True.
True.
But apparently, Tish had spoken about it, and apparently Dominic is her hall pass.
She was talking about it earlier, and when she was married with Billy, Billy Ray.
She was saying that, you know, if she could date any guy, it would be this guy that she's with.
I would always say Dom's my hall pass.
Always.
I was like, oh, my gosh, it is so.
They sound all alike.
Yeah.
I thought that was mighty.
They do it.
Heartbreaking, the two of us aren't going to be a couple because we're so perfect.
Yeah, not even joking.
So she was just saying, like, it's always been her, like, her three guy.
It's a lot.
So if that was her hall pass, then her daughter knew that that was, like, the guy that she had a crush on.
Her daughter probably even knew about the school for prison break because of the mom.
She would put it on and be like, oh, my God, this is my hall pass.
Look at this home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My, it can break a heart.
Yeah.
You know, if I were to leave your father, this would be your daddy.
I don't know what date is.
Yeah, Noah dates him.
And then apparently the mom knew that Noah dated him.
Oh, she did.
Yeah.
So one part I was like, maybe she didn't know.
No, she knew.
Oh, wow.
She knew about all this going on.
Wow.
Is he from Alabama?
Yeah, that's, where are they from here?
I don't know.
Yeah.
But I didn't even think about the part that you said letty, like that Noah probably knew about who this guy was.
Yeah.
They were probably watching together because prison break came out in, like, 2003, 2003.
It was like, it was like early.
I was a kid when it was on.
And see, like we can have those things where like, oh, like guys were like,
oh, that's your stepmom or whatever, too.
So random celebrity on TV, right?
Yeah.
But they have that type of access.
Yeah.
To meet them, to be around them.
Hall pass, you got messed up.
Yeah.
The moment she says, this is my hall pass.
Of a kind of, like, obscure actor, it's like, oh.
Like, you're just random.
Yeah, like, that's too.
No, you could say Tom Hanks.
Yeah.
Tom Hanks is crazy.
I know.
Like, time.
Like the big A-less actors.
Yeah.
Like a Learles actor.
I'm going to be a little more like, yeah.
Whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
You're like,
You want a forest?
That'd be crazy, man.
You'd be really crazy.
But it's like you're saying like an actor from like a yeah.
No, it's like you know who my whole past is, Stasia Gemina?
And you'd be like, wait, what?
No, let me see you follows you.
You follow him.
I'll be hot.
Yeah.
So apparently.
Billy Ray Cyrus tried to stop this from happening, right?
Yeah.
She did try to stop this from happening because I believe.
Billy Ray, the husband.
The, oh, no.
Yeah.
Yes, Angie.
Sorry, I had another part.
From what I saw on the podcast is that she had tried to message him, but she was blocked.
So the mom tried messaging her hall pass, but he was blocked.
So it turns out that Billy Ray Cyrus blocked, went on her account and blocked the hall pass.
Shout out to Billy Rad.
Every right to do that.
Yeah, he knew.
He was right.
And then they ended up divorcing.
Yeah.
That was his threat.
Justifiably so.
Yeah.
You're not going to break his achy, breaky heart.
No, not at all.
That's one thing you don't do with Billy Ray.
This guy broke out from prison and broke.
Billy Ray's heart.
Who is this guy?
What's his John McPherson?
He's not the other dude.
The other dude was the fine dude, right?
He's the other one.
No, it's because all the girls,
because he was in a Mariah Carey video.
Wentworth Miller, yes.
So all the girls are like all over him.
Yeah.
It's the brother.
But then we're not his type, so.
We're not.
Yeah, we know.
Dominic Purcell, that's random.
Exactly.
The thing about that is like, dude,
Dominic is a sick guy for like dating the mom and the sister.
Oh, now you call him sick.
Yeah.
Yeah, because normally you guys would always step in the line of you.
This is disgusting.
Because he was like, you know what?
I'll take it.
Hannah, Montana, whatever.
Just give me one of them.
Give me one of them.
I'll take whatever one I could get.
No, and they dated for like eight, nine months.
Oh, man.
So they were, it wasn't like a little hookup.
It was like, no, no, no.
You guys were together for eight or nine months.
Then a year later, you started.
dating the mom and then a year later you marry the mom and now your ex is your step kid.
Your stepdad, daughter.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Do you think they're going to talk again?
The daughter and the mom?
Because that seems, because clearly she wasn't at the wedding.
I just read that Miley Cyrus was the maid of honor, so I guess me was still with it.
Yeah, no, well, Miley didn't even know about it.
She just found out just the way that.
The way that we're out of the situation.
The whole thing probably hit her like a wreckingball.
So, hey, Loki then it's kind of, it's kind of Noah Cyrus's fault for not.
telling them that they dated.
Telling who, her family.
When they were dating.
Oh, I guess.
You know what I'm saying?
Not after she got with the mom, but when they were dating.
She said that prior.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, they have, hey, mom, guess what I'm dating your house?
You know what I'm saying?
This guy looked familiar.
Yeah.
But she did say it to the point that the mom knew that they were dating.
So it's like, no, it did.
Probably like since I'm telling you, the family, they don't all talk.
The mom only knew.
The mom should have told Miley.
Because Miley's made an honor
Yeah, because it said that Miley's the one that confronted her about it
But at the end just wants her mom to be happy
Confronted who? Confronting the mom?
Yeah, like why you're married?
Yeah, when she found out.
I know we make country music, but
And I'm tripping because low-key,
there's a famous Latino family that went through the same thing
Who?
Angelica.
Who?
I'm not going to say RIP.
Yeah, we don't have talked about it.
Yeah, but it's not the white people.
Yeah.
That's the first thing I thought of too.
Yeah.
It sounds really familiar.
This sounds very familiar.
A chickies familiar.
Yeah.
Oh,
it's true.
But we can't just say that this is a that thing.
Yeah.
It happens everywhere.
Yeah.
Someone right now is with, is married to their daughter's ex right now.
Yeah.
You know what?
That's exactly what's going on here.
If Ice Spice and her mom, I'm just kidding.
That's not a lie.
That's not a lie.
I can't lie.
But see, if that happened and you actually
did it
ice
daughter and the mom
separately
separately
separately
then the guys here
would be
like hyping you up
saying like
oh pimp
pig dog
but right now
Dom is doing that
and you're calling him
like
sick
yeah
because he's not me
yeah
it's built different
and I don't
yeah
the age gap
is also very different
yeah
Vic is kind of
literally in between
both of them
that guy
is literally
on the mom's
yeah
he's like
the mom's age
and Noah is
like
pretty young.
Yeah,
normally I'm with you on how creepy Vick is, but...
He's a little creepy.
Nah,
come on.
I'm just the only one that's going to admit it.
You would totally date.
You would date Ice Pice,
keep it quiet,
then marry her mom.
No,
I couldn't keep it quiet if I did I did.
Yeah,
that's why she would make up with you.
Yes, yeah.
And then that's what you did mom?
Yeah.
There's more my speed,
anyway.
Yeah, that's a trip.
I just wonder what's that situation
going to be like?
Because even if,
let's say no,
Noah Cyrus went on a date.
We don't know what that meant.
Just dated.
I could have dated you went on a date to found out you weren't for me.
Not like this is my ex and I'm so heartbroken.
That was my boyfriend.
They would have like just held hands.
I'm just trying to help.
It said it was an on and off relationship.
It was.
Being on and off means that it was a pretty big gap of them going through it.
It wasn't just like a date and ended it.
No, that Noah had an on and off relationship with up for eight or nine months.
Somebody give Dominic, what's it called a time machine?
A jellon?
No, just give him a time machine.
Send him back to prison.
Did he break out of prison?
Yeah.
He could have just dated, what's her name, Miley's mom?
Tish.
Tish.
She could have just dated Tish when she was young and avoided all of this.
True.
No, Tish was with Billy Ray's Sack.
Yeah.
They were married for like 29 years.
But he's obviously attracted to like that family.
Oh, that family.
You know what I'm saying?
And then Miley could buy herself flowers, so she don't care.
Yeah.
I really love that song
I love her
Oh my god
Every girl
And Tish, the mom too
No
All right
Well thank you for that Angie
That was crazy drama
It's weird
Love triangle
Yeah
Jerry
All right that's it for Somas
I love
I'm Angie from Brownback
Mornings
I'm Power 106
What's up
This is Be Real from
Cypress Hill
Where are you from
Ese?
Don't you know I'm local
All right
Listen up you little hooligans
My little
Sobrinos
And Sobrinas
Over there in Ingowood
Stop breaking
to the Intuit Dome.
Okay?
Over the weekend,
some two little fools
broke into the Intuit Dome.
Granted,
they gave us a really cool view
of what's going on inside over there.
Thank you for that.
They were jumping around
all of the Intuit Dome.
While it was kind of
still being built out,
they do have some hoops up
and they were shooting.
By the way,
one of the kids,
incredible shot.
Like, I know you're a ball player.
Wherever you play,
you're a ball player.
He was making those shots.
But it was illegal.
Okay.
They got a,
this one was unnecessary to me.
They got like a fire extinguisher
And you can look at the video if you haven't already on Brownback Mornings 106 and they were just spraying it.
And I'm like, come on, bro.
Like that was unnecessary, dog.
Yeah, it's because those shots were hot.
Yeah.
No, it's just like, to me, I just think of the person that has to clean up that mess.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there's a homie that hits a stuff that listens while they're building out the Intuit Dome.
And I'm like, oh, porosito, no he has to clean it.
Yeah.
To me, it's crazy that it's like how much they're investing in this stadium and they don't have security.
Yes.
Like, what is going on?
I didn't even think about that.
Keya Trenen, it started with the graffiti tower, not going to lie.
People are seeing where they can.
No, no, but people were seeing where they can get into now.
Right.
Because people just know, don't go in there, but it's like, no, let's see if we can figure it out.
Similar to, like, those high rises, no one knew that you could just pop up in there.
But now it's like, okay, where else?
Right.
I think the, the quirkiest part of this whole situation is one of the kids was wearing Lakers'Pajas pajamas.
So he was.
Oh, he blessed the court.
Yeah, he blessed the court in his Laker pajamas.
And of course, he's probably like Kobe, Kobe, Kobe.
He didn't bless a different question.
Yeah, that part.
Because you guys, they posted themselves.
It's one thing to break in.
Right.
It's another thing to break in, post yourself, video, all this.
And then they also, like, hashtag the Lakers.
They hashtag the Clippers.
Oh, my gosh.
They hashtag LeBron James.
Like, they want to be seen.
Yeah, I did you.
Right?
But they also don't know that hashtag detectives, hashtag LEPD,
hashtag Inglewood PD are also watching what you do.
The Inwood PD is like right up the street.
Oh my gosh.
Hashtack community service.
Yes.
Hashtag Chalvi.
Hashtack Caltrans.
Yeah.
Hashire, let me see you make those shots from here.
Yeah.
Right.
Man.
Criminals don't know how to like just commit crimes without posting.
As I was thinking, I'm like, there's less and less LAPD officers.
It's probably because social media does your job for you.
Yeah.
They're going to do the crime and you don't have to look for them.
It's like, boom, Exhibit A.
Their Instagram video.
You know what it is?
It's like people would be like posted or it didn't happen.
Yeah.
So they're like, oh, look, I got to show you.
People are usually trying to avoid being filmed on camera.
Yes.
And these people are like, now we're going to film this.
Yeah.
I want to get views.
I'm going to go viral.
Back in my day, it was, don't record me.
Yeah.
I'm on a warrant.
Yep.
Yeah.
Now it's like picture.
Now it's like, oh, let's go viral.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
They didn't even wear ski masks or nothing.
No.
And I'm sure they're fair.
Dusty PJs.
They're not dusty PJs.
They're not.
You said very dusty.
I heard you.
I said very dusty.
No, I said very dusty place.
Because into it looked very dusty at the time.
He was musty, but that has nothing to do with the Lakers.
Yeah, so that's because he was pushing up to get over and all.
Bro, they brought a ladder.
Wow.
I'm thinking they must have sculpted it out.
Yeah.
Then like, hey, there is.
Steakout.
Yeah.
I feel like it would be more done.
I don't know why.
Like, I'm looking at the video.
Yeah.
I feel like they're doing tours.
Yeah, exactly.
They're doing tours of the Intuit.
They are.
It doesn't look like it's going to open.
Next year.
Oh, they have time.
Yeah, we have time.
Yeah, like this, it's going to be done.
We're working on the restrooms.
We?
Work on the doors.
Now you don't let people live.
Yeah.
Like getting a security guard.
How about that one?
Whoever left that more unlocked or that is going to get it.
Right.
Whoever took a little nap?
And you know it's going to be upsetting because I know we were all upset at it when the graffiti
tower went up and now there's expenses around there.
Now they're hiring security.
And I was like, that's what we're wasting our tax money on.
And now that's going to happen into it.
Yeah.
I feel it.
I feel the same about the Pasadena Bridge.
It used to be so nice.
Beautiful.
But now we're going to see security everywhere and we're going to see people trying to get into
other places.
If you had a trespass, where would you trespass?
Just kidding.
No.
No.
You've trespassed me before.
No, I haven't.
You for sure trespass me before.
So, okay.
Yes, I have.
Yes, I know you trespass before.
You're a all-star trespass.
Exactly.
But you'll never know where.
You'll never know.
Okay.
I could have been there where you are right now.
Where?
Wherever is someone listening.
That's scary.
That's dark and ominous.
Key eight years, five one of six.
Ellie's number one for hip-hop.
We're talking about Sidney Sweeney next.
Yeah.
Oga.
Auga.
What's a homie.
Hey, my homies on TikTok Live
You're being
Wow
You're being haters right now
That name I just saw
All right you guys
We gotta talk about this
Your mouth
So
You'll find out right now
Over the weekend
SNL was hosted by
Sydney Sweeney
You might have to see me in anyone
But you were euphoria
You definitely did not see me in Madam Webb
All right
So she was so funny
I'm going to tell you right now, Cindy, Sweeney, Sweeney, I don't see you from it.
The reason I see you is because you're all over my Twitter feed from all the guys going,
Ouga.
I see her.
You're so funny, Sydney.
You know how I was up on her?
The Hot Wings thing.
Oh, the hot ones.
Yeah.
She did the hot one.
Yeah.
So hot one.
She's so funny, too.
Okay.
All right.
So she's an actress, right?
Yeah, she does that too.
She does that too.
And I just want to shout out this guy.
Imani music that's going viral for his tweet saying Hollywood going to force that big
chested average looking mid actress down on us I see oh he's tripping she's a
despian there's a fact in there's a truth testian there's some facts in there there's no
facts in there yeah the big chested okay that's facts okay that's facts yeah that's all you guys
and I'm not even a milk merchant myself you know what I'm saying but like I am I am take away
her breast is and she looks like every other
Like no she is beautiful Irene yes she looks like any other bleep
No, no no no there's a lot of people that have blue eyes police every other girl is not funny like her okay
She's a good actor. She's funny. Yeah, it's not just about her looks guys come on now
Yeah, be and it's okay it's okay to be that because I think every so often we have this where like I
I come from the era of Pamela Anderson and just like was she a great actress
Incredible. Yeah
She had an amazing look, though.
It's the blonde hair, it's the blue eyes, it's the big old...
Running on the beach.
It's a big old check.
Yes, incredible.
And it's kind of like that's all they had to do.
All Sidney Sweeney had to do was eat Hot Wings and you're like, ooh.
You're right.
She shouldn't do her.
I can remake a Baywatch.
Oh, my God.
And then before that, it was another actress.
I forgot her name.
And she likes Hot Wings.
But she was a blonde actress.
We've talked about her before.
And she kind of just went into obscurity after this.
Also with big breasts.
Uh.
Uh, Jessica L Simpson.
Or wait, what's your name?
Jessica Simpson.
Who was it?
No, not her.
She didn't have big breasts.
Yeah.
Uncut jam?
No.
Is it the girl from Hunger Games?
No.
What's her name?
No, but you guys are just giving me different.
Kate Upton.
Kate Upton.
Do you remember her?
Definitely.
Definitely remember her.
What does she have similar to Sydney Sweeney?
Great acting skills.
Yeah, great acting skills.
She's a great person.
All right.
I'm not being a hater because, hey, take away my big chest.
Am I really that funny?
I'm kidding.
You're actually really funny.
I don't know.
They're saying these girls are really funny.
Yeah, they're very beautiful to me too.
Okay.
They're blinded.
So then we asked who's someone that you think has been overhyped.
Like we get it.
Like she's pretty, but it's like, all right, she's not, she's not Nicole Kidman.
She didn't do that AMC commercial that we all recite every time we're AMC.
Okay?
Right.
She's like, she's beautiful and just say that.
Say you like her because she's beautiful.
Or like a celebrity.
Or because you have a,
fetish of the tattas.
Say that.
I have a fetish of her.
Yeah.
So like a celebrity that's like been pushed on you.
Yeah.
You feel like you're like where did they come from?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Who is that for you?
Pedro Pascar.
What?
Why?
Victor!
Where does he even come from?
He's not a favorite or something.
Never seen it.
You know what's a mandolin?
Never seen it.
He's so funny.
Like him just, he's all over TikTok for just the way that he is.
Like people will.
Yeah.
He's a meme guy.
Yeah.
You never seen Last of Us?
Game of drones?
Nope, nope.
He gives me dad vibes.
Just like any other dude.
Like a very nice guy.
He don't like Pedro Pascal either?
I'm on the same way with Jake.
Dude, Pedro Pascal.
That's because y'all don't know good TV.
I seen him as superior.
He was in the bread aisle.
So you don't like him.
I just don't know where he came from and I don't know what the hype came in.
He came from South America or Chile.
You know what it is?
He's regular and he could still pull girls.
And you guys try so hard and you can't do that.
Hey, don't you guys.
I think we're also not his type though.
I know, I'm just saying.
Yeah, I just, I don't understand the hype, genuinely.
Like, I just don't like, I don't know.
I've never seen the, the hype of Pedro.
I haven't seen any of them.
I think he's really good in Last of Us.
I've never seen, well, because he's in, like, movies and TV.
Okay, okay.
So that's Vig's choice.
I asked this on TikTok Live, and this is why I said they're a bunch of haters.
Someone said Jen Ortega.
Oh, keep her name out your mouth.
I'm like Gen Ortega's being overhyped and forced on her.
She's incredible.
I get it.
I get it too.
But, okay.
Wednesday was amazing because of that.
And then after that, it's like, no one.
No, but she was in the scream movies.
She was in scream, yeah.
Yeah.
And that was before Wednesday and I liked it.
Who said it?
Who said it?
No.
No, that's hate.
I get it.
It's not hate.
Okay.
I don't understand the fight.
In the chat, they said this one.
Let's see.
Shari Bey.
Oh, my.
What?
Oh, I am shyness.
I can't say that.
Anyway.
That's me.
No, it's not mean.
It's a little worse.
It's worse.
I think she's just everywhere now.
If she could just cover up a little bit.
Stop it.
Don't tell a woman what to do with her body.
She's a single queen.
I'm the bad guy.
We're all thinking it.
She's a single queen.
Don't tell her that, but thank you.
She makes people comfortable?
Okay.
Yes.
I think as an interviewer, Bobby Altof.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you, no, no, no.
Where she come from?
Where she come from?
Her skills?
Why is her bed, the place she does the
interviews.
Apparently she's from the IE we found out.
Oh, she gives an IE vibe.
For sure.
She has an interview with Drake.
I don't get it.
No, she does.
No.
And it was taken down.
It was taken down.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's beautiful.
It's not about being beautiful.
She has a thing.
You equated with their hotness.
Like, for example, I'll give big up to Vig for the Pedro Pascal.
No one's being like, oh my God, he's all hot.
Although I think he did win like a GQ something kind of man of the sexy men.
I didn't.
But like, it's not, it's not whether they're cute or not.
It's just like what they're being pushed on us.
for it.
Yeah.
You're just like any hot girl.
No, she's a good podcaster.
No, she's just a good podcast.
No, she's not.
Awkward conversations.
I don't watch it on mute.
I watch it on full blast.
Yeah.
The whole point of like interviews is to not be awkward.
And she does that.
Yeah.
And now she's super awkward and made it.
Anybody else.
Who's going to say it?
Yeah.
I got one.
Who?
Tom Holland.
Tom Holland.
Spider Man?
Spider Man.
What's wrong with Spider-Man?
What's wrong with Spider-Man?
Where else has he been?
I just almost Spider-Man.
You're like, that's it like, uh...
That's the boat.
Or whatever.
That's the boat with the best Spider-Man.
I don't know.
He's the best Spider-Man?
What's the flick of the wrist?
It was like uncovered or something like that.
I don't think.
Because you flick your wrist for other things, but he's flicking it with Spider-Man.
He's cool, man.
Hey, Jose, it's your time, bro.
Who is overhyped and has been...
Michael B. Jordan.
Oh!
What?
Michael B. Jordan.
He's a terrible actor.
What?
Oh, shut.
Okay.
I'm what I can't say it all right well you already did it's not like I can dump that
why he's a wait dump what just he was terrible actor I'm glad he got shot in the wire
oh they made him they made his girl deaf in creed just so he would have less lines
he is horrible this is your king they made his girl deaf so that you wouldn't talk to his girl
like his daughter what yes just so he could have less lines so you wouldn't have to act
All right.
Wow.
Rubio station.
It's incredible.
I don't even want him to,
to comment on that movie.
We'll be back.
Scrolling with the homies.
The homie.
Gregorio.
All right, Vic.
If you needed a sign to date her,
this is your sign right here.
Oh, okay.
So you're not talking to anybody else with Vick.
Oh, okay.
It's just Vic in the room.
Me and Vic are the single ones, you know?
Yeah.
They're not real friends.
They're still they too.
All right.
We're single.
Yeah.
Unless you know something we don't know.
I don't know that.
That an a talk earlier was.
Oh, you're like, I always cussed.
You got me so.
It sounds like jealousy, Gregorian.
Yeah.
All right.
There's a new trend going around right now, these two girls.
There's a new trend.
These two girls.
Hold on.
They're not just regular girls.
They're really hot.
They're hot girls.
They're two hot girls.
Bless my God.
Two hot girls, no cup.
But a lot of flags.
Yeah, a lot of red flags.
being sarcastic.
And instead of being like, oh, like, you know,
when you talk bad about a person,
and you try to avoid them.
Red flags.
Red flags, right?
They're telling us and trying to encourage us to date them.
Yeah.
So it kind of manipulates you
to really think if she dated.
It only manipulates you because you're just looking at how they look
and then you're like, yes.
Because any other person says these things,
you're like, no, I would hate that.
Yeah, I love both of them, so they can say anything anymore?
Okay, let's play the audio.
I'll play the audio.
I'll play the girlfriends.
If her phone's on D&D, date her.
If she has a privacy screen, date her.
If her Bluetooth,
whose list has foreign cars in it, date her.
If she goes on vacation but doesn't post who she's with,
you got to date her.
If she knows club promoters, date her.
If her favorite rapper is Drake, date her.
If she likes espresso martini's, date her.
If she's court side, date her.
If she knows what a taper is, date her.
I like it.
She goes to the Rams game?
Dater.
Oh, I did.
I did.
It's funny, because I still follow the one that goes to the Rams game.
And she just had an espresso martini in her.
I swear to God, you can't make this up.
It's the big.
Oh, she chokes on it.
No.
No, no.
No, no.
She's cool.
We're cool.
Yeah.
It's all love.
It's all love.
Part of little guy.
But both of you are like,
Goo-Gugga in the chat for these girls.
Like, yes, we're going to date them.
Yeah.
Because any other time we had a topic, like, we had a topic about how, like a girl likes guys buying
stuff for her.
And you guys like, I'll never do that.
I hate that girl say this.
Blah, blah, rah.
And then they're like, hey, if your favorite restaurants,
Nobu and freaking Javier's data you guys are like yeah we're gonna do that yeah it just
depends on the person's how they look yeah they look they look at any other way I would be so
offended and be like how dare they we're men how many foreign cars in your Bluetooth
like I'm hurt you know but like but if they say it's like I'm fine with it it's cool yeah you
know what I'll overlook some things we can we can work with that you know okay um so the foreign
cars the vacations the Javier's and no boo I'm the court side the court side
I'm thinking that's the types of guys they're looking for too.
So I don't necessarily don't think that, Greg.
Yeah, that's not my tax bracket.
Yeah, definitely not.
But they're both your girlfriends.
Yeah.
It's not about money.
No, he said he's going to choose one.
I'm going to choose whichever one he does.
Oh, you're going to choose the other one.
Yeah, yeah.
And then what's going to happen when you guys are at Javier and you get the bill?
Oh, it's easy.
Just, I'll pay it and then the next day.
It's disputing?
Yeah, you just got to call in.
Like that was brought on my account.
I don't know.
I've never even been to what is it called Javis?
Javis?
Javis.
Where is this?
I've never,
Century City,
I've never even been there.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Yeah,
yeah.
I'll be like,
mom,
I need some money.
You please send it over.
You guys are crazy.
Yeah.
Well,
I have like this like savings account.
So it's like,
I've been saving for a long time like baby Vic.
For like that's college.
Oh my God.
Oh,
I'm just kidding.
No.
It's crazy.
If he did have that saving his account,
I don't think he had,
but if he did.
To make another baby.
He would use it on a girl that looks like this.
For sure.
Yeah, he would never.
So make her think he really lives in the house on the hills.
Yeah.
I would encourage you to.
You would?
Yeah.
You're a great.
Then you can just, you know.
Yeah.
Well, put somebody on the clippers and get it back.
It's okay.
Not at all.
But great.
What are some things that you would say?
It's like if.
On the other side of your thing.
Oh, my goodness.
How would you pitch yourself in the video like this?
I would say if she follows Rosecrans Vick, date her.
No, no, no, no.
About yourself.
About yourself?
About yourself?
About yourself?
Myself?
if she's seen DJ Greg C in San Ana.
No, no, if you, like, okay, like if he drives a truck.
For dudes.
Like, date him.
Yeah.
And like, pitch yourself.
If he always, if he always, like, goes off the grid on his phone, date him.
If he feels like a chair, date him.
Yeah.
If he lives with his mom, I come on, Angie.
They want to do, the guy, just so you know, the guys want to do a rebuttal video.
This is showing you how great the brainstorm is so far.
Let's go.
Yeah.
If he has tattoos, date them.
Yeah.
If he's still friends with his ex, date him.
If he lives with his mom, date him.
I feel a tag now.
You're not ex-s and your friends.
She don't even like that.
Wow.
If you have girls, buy you drinks.
Date him.
Date him.
Yeah, or whatever.
He doesn't have girls.
Yeah.
If he knows strippers by their real name, date him.
If you go to all those locals, date him.
Yeah.
He's a regular.
We're better do it.
If the security guard, all host locals know him, date him.
See?
See?
I like this.
Yeah, now I get it.
All right, yeah.
Rebuttal this.
I'm going to make it.
Yeah, y'all let me down.
Yeah.
Two single men, y'all let me down, man.
I know, right.
Maximo has so much to say, but he's in a respectable relationship.
Let's say you're out there.
No, he can.
He can.
Let's say, let's pretend.
Pretend world.
Oh, we're pretending?
Yeah.
He's still got to go home and talk to Daniela.
If he's a photographer, date him.
Yeah.
I did.
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He married him
LA's number of
For your pub
Buenos Diaz
Good morning
Have a good day
Enjoy your healthy
Relationship
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Now it's not
What
Why are you looking at me
Like all that all crazy
My mic is off
Oh
That is funny
Hello
I'm
Was it that important
To have his mic on
This guy
No
I'm giving away ticket
Because he's like
I thought
You're gonna ask
My question
No Victor
No question
Well it's
Well it's
National Angie Day.
My day.
Really?
Yeah.
It's National Snack Day.
Don't look at her.
Don't look at her, Big.
I did it.
Don't be looking at her.
I did it.
Now I'm asking me,
what you're saying.
What are your intentions with Angie?
None.
I know what she looks like.
Looks like how.
Angie.
She looks like Angie.
Does you know what she look like?
She looks like Angie.
Does he know what it looks like?
Angie, why is your eyebrow twitching?
Vic, what do you mean?
You said don't look at her eyes up.
What happened in Vegas?
Nothing happened in Vegas.
Wait, was that her two-brush that you were talking about?
That is correct.
See, you want your mic up again?
No.
No. I actually turn it down.
All right.
It's national snack, David.
All right, hold on.
You guys laugh while I left while I looked for this.
This is not awkward, thank you.
I found, I found, I found, I found, I found, I found, I found, I found, I found.
The time has come for this.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, yum.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Delicious.
Who added that?
That was scary.
That scared me so much.
Dora, chill out.
Very aggressive.
Oh, no, that was the backpack.
That's the backpack.
Okay.
What's going on, Maximo?
In Nom Nom Nom News, IHop and Girl Scout cookies are doing a collaboration for Pankake of the Month.
What?
Panic of the Month.
Yes.
So for Pancake of the Month, they're doing a pancake mixed with thin mint cookies.
Okay.
From Girl Scouts.
That sounds really good.
the pancake.
Just a thin mint one?
Yeah.
Okay.
So they're going to crumble pretty much the cookie and put it inside the pancake.
It's going to be a fresh pancake.
It's fresh breath.
And it looks so delicious.
It sounds really good.
You think so?
Yeah.
Oh, that looks good.
It reminds me of, there's a place called BBs, I think, out here in Burbank,
and they have like a match or like a green tea pancake.
Really?
It looks cool.
I love eye up recently.
I never had it.
It just looks really cool.
I had green eggs and hammer.
when I was little and not anything green reminds you of green eggs and have.
I did, yeah, actually.
In school?
Yeah, in school.
Vibes.
Yeah, they just put food coloring.
Yeah, there you do.
Yeah.
It's food coloring.
That's all it.
Same thing.
No, yours weren't just raw.
All right.
What's up big?
Oh, I hop, whoever's been doing like they're creating of their new pancakes.
Yeah.
Salute to them, one.
And also, like, you have the munchies, obviously.
Because you're thinking of all these things of like, there's like, last time I was there,
I had like purple pancakes for Willy Wonka, like,
Oh, that's so, okay.
It's very creative and clever.
I'll give them that.
Next, we're going to see, like, hot chito pancakes or something, I'm sure.
That's crazy.
Oh, well, the hot chito are Hispanic characteristics.
Yeah.
Let's not do that.
That's not a stomach game.
Girl Scouts are stepping up their game.
What happened to, like, it started off as little tables outside of a Ralph or something?
Now it's, I wonder.
They're like a multi-billion dollar corporation.
True.
I wonder if you get the thin mince, if that goes towards the Girl Scouts.
That's a good question.
Or is it just.
I would hope so.
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't clarify that, but I just know that it's a collaboration.
It looks delicious.
And thin mince is probably one of my top three cookies from Girl Scouts.
Oh, it is for me.
That's like me.
But you're right.
It does sound a little fresh.
Yeah, a lot fresh.
You eat that and you're just like, then you text your friend, can I get a kiss?
Hey, yo.
It's going to be like eating a Mentos.
That part.
What's the one that I like?
the one to have
Samoas?
Samoas.
No, dosi dos.
I thought you were talking about mints.
Like, what mint do you like?
You know the mint I like?
No, I was about to guess.
No, I was just like, I don't know.
Heard too.
You don't got to look because you know how it looks like already?
Bro, you're going to get jumped.
Turn my mic off, please.
You get chug.
All right.
It's going to be all hands in, bro.
All right.
Shout to Narno News.
Thank you for that.
That makes me very, very hungry.
March.
All month.
It makes sense, though, because it's March, it's St. Paddy's Day.
It's green.
Oh, I didn't think about that.
You're so smart.
You're very smart. I know.
Thank you.
They go to college.
They should do the peanut butter patty ones.
That'd be fired.
The peanut butter patty ones?
The dosi dosi dos.
Stop giving them weird.
Oh, taggallongs.
It's one of those.
It's peanut butter patties.
That's what it's called.
Why do you have to make everything?
Everything doesn't have to be a fight, bro.
And we know them by their street name, dog.
We know them by their street name, dog.
We don't know them by the actual name.
Yeah, no one that calls them that in the streets, bro.
What about the lemonade ones?
That would be a crazy.
Lemonups?
No, but that would be a crazy pancake.
Yeah, no.
I'm good at that.
I do like I hop pancakes because they make the one with the happy face for the kids.
They do.
And they have like a sprinkly one, like a rainbow sprinkles one.
Yeah.
So they always came with the like innovative ones and all that cool.
The glit.
They're good.
Every time I hit eye hop, it's like a great decision.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, thank you so much for all of that incredible news.
Thank you.
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