Brown Bag Mornings - Ep.171 Who Likes Their Mouth Drilled? | Brown Bag Mornings (3/06/24)
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Bro, how did they get the same voice from Thriller?
That feels like the thriller voice.
Like, oh, the end of it?
Yeah, yeah.
The darkness rather than, yeah, I know.
Super tight, it's very tight.
All right, Sparrow 106, good morning,
round, back, morning.
I know, my, look a little bit sunny outside.
At least it does over here in Burbank in the valley.
It's supposed to rain.
Yeah, a little bit, a little storm.
Yeah, one day, Thursday.
Oh, tomorrow too?
Yeah, a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Oh, yeah.
Over it.
I'm not. I like it.
Are you watching the weather channel or what's going on, Gray?
That's my job, darling.
Why are you trying to know your link?
It's because, you know your link.
Shut your damn mouth and know your damn lane.
Did I do that right?
No.
No.
Go ahead.
Do it.
Know your role.
Oh, yeah.
And shut your mouth.
Yeah.
It says 75% chance today.
75.
It's a high chance.
That's a high chance.
Could have got a bag of chips.
How much were on better under the 25?
Stop betting
Maximo is betting
On everything
I'm trying to bet on everything right now
Get on yourself, Doug
That's it
I'm up
All right
It's a big thing
It's national dude day
That's all the dudes out there
We got a little dude song for you
We're a dude
We're up
Angie doesn't know where it's from
What?
Dude
You don't know where that's from dude
I don't
I know dude from
From Crushu
From Crush from
Fatianimo?
Dude.
Totally.
This, I'm a dude.
You're a dude.
That's, um...
Good Burger.
Good Burger.
Good burger.
Oh, okay.
Okay, a good burger.
Home with a Good burger.
Can't take your order?
Come on, dude.
Didn't watch it?
Okay.
Dude, where's my car?
I know.
National Dude.
So, shout out of the dudes.
People that say, dude, I love the word, dude.
Me too.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen this super throwback?
This is super only for the old heads.
No.
And it's probably, like, not even old.
I'm not talking about, like, MASH or, or, like, I love Lucy.
There's a song.
There's a show, it was on Nickelodeon called Hey Dude.
Hey dude.
Sounds so familiar.
They were on a dude ranch, which I don't understand why it's called a dude ranch, but they were on a ranch.
Yeah.
And it was called a dude ranch.
And it was just like teenagers like being on a ranch.
Hey dude.
Hey dude.
Not familiar.
Do you guys remember, salute your shorts or salute my shorts?
No.
Damn.
I'm so.
Salute my shorts?
Yeah, that was also like on Disney or Nickelode.
Saturday Night Nickelodeon?
It was one of those.
No, why are laughing?
I don't know.
I think he's being sarcastic.
No.
I remember that that was a thing.
Yeah, Saturday night night night.
Okay.
No bad, I didn't have cable.
Yeah.
I can't relate.
All right, look, check this out.
Rolling Loud is upon us.
This is next weekend.
Next weekend.
Yeah.
Excited.
I was fast.
I'm already trying to plan my fits.
Really?
Yeah.
I love it.
I love it.
And I'm not going to like the song.
Like the little version of the song I'm going to play, but that's the only one we have.
What?
Ramon.
Ayala.
It sounds weird.
It sounds weird.
Oh, really.
Why is this sound like he's a lot?
I don't know, this is all we have in our freaking liber.
He sounds like he's farted.
I know.
It's a power tools version.
They could do a better job.
Go ahead.
What?
Sing Tras Amargo?
No, it's his dad that can sing.
No, yeah, I can't sing.
Just try it.
No, I don't know how to sing it.
I got this.
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
It's a try.
It's a try.
No.
It's because he's going, it's funny because we, go, go, go, go.
No, no, no, no, let me.
Oh, okay, sorry, sorry.
You guys don't understand.
He don't know Spanish, so he's going off of what it sounds like.
We know the word.
Yeah, you did, you got it.
Like, Bodio.
I like it.
That's all off ear, huh?
Yeah, that's all off.
That's all off when I'm a little late at the club.
Yeah, translate it.
Uh, trot, I don't know.
Trots.
Truggles.
Yes.
Man, that did me, no.
Yeah.
It's really good show.
He does.
I've seen him a couple times.
He's like a, that was like masculine simp music.
Him and Chente?
Yeah.
Facts.
But speaking of masculine simps, maximal.
Wait, not me.
Yeah, what's coming up?
Sim or Pimp.
We're going to talk about some men who get monthly allowances.
Oh, they get monthly allowances.
I'll tell you about it.
Okay.
Let's do that next.
It's Power 106.
L.A.'s number one for hip-hip.
Simp or Pimp.
Zip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Where were you guys?
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
What?
Sip Sip Sip.
I like I just felt like I was alone on the first SIMP there.
You were at Sills.
Maximo was a L. SIP.
I was Mons.
Absolutely.
Maximo is doing influencer stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would have never guessed.
If you would have asked me at the start of this, who's the one that's going to turn Hollywood in the whole crew?
No way!
I would have said Vic.
Vick is the right answer.
I'm not.
Maximo is the most.
most super staria.
Yeah.
He just took a photo of his drink so that he, like, and on Vicks, Mike.
Yeah.
He's got a Power 106 logo on it.
He's like, Vic, can you move, please?
Try to take a picture.
He told me, Elati, I'm waiting on my care package for Marathon.
I'm like, bro, I don't think get care packages.
Well, actually I am.
See?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I mean, I hope.
He's going to start posting.
Stay humble, Maximo.
Stay humble, please.
I am humble.
You're going to mind it fast.
Start doing gym boomerangs now.
Oh, yeah.
You know the thing with Maximo, though, that's a long-ass discount code.
Yeah.
So we need to work on whatever your influencer code is.
Use code Maximo.
That is such, that's too much.
And they're going to misspell it.
You misspell it.
You don't deserve the discount.
I got you.
Get the Max with Max.
Oh.
That's still long.
I need Max Wean.
Yeah.
I need a Max win.
Max win.
All right.
Well, let's get into some of it.
Well, we know someone who's not winning.
Who?
In Japan, they're saying that some men give their whole salary to their wives.
So they can...
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, what happened?
So they give their whole salary to their wives.
Oh, yeah.
I heard right.
That's amazing.
And their wives give them their monthly allowance for pocket money.
Oh, it's like the opposite over here.
Yes.
What?
Yeah.
So they're saying that pretty much,
Because they say that the women control all the finances in the household.
Yeah.
And the men just go to work, go home, hand them the money, and then they get like, hey.
The women are like the financial advisors of the household.
It's like rent.
Which they should be.
Yeah.
Even here?
Like rent?
Even here?
Consider them rent.
Because they just take the money and then you're like, oh, well, I only got this much left.
You're paying rent for your wife.
And then, no.
You're not renting your wife.
Yeah.
That's great.
Like, considering there was also a Japanese man that is now living his.
life as a dog because he got like that whole policy as a single man maybe it's the best
bed that they give their money to a girl yeah that's what I'm curious of like if
you don't have a wife like in Japan you're just a loser yeah well I mean you turn into a
freaking colleague like you have nobody to manage your money you just like oh I don't know
to do that man work make no brain it might be it's probably it's probably like a
tradition and a good strategy yeah you know what
saying?
I mean, it depends.
It depends.
Yeah.
Depends on what?
Like, on your wife.
Like, if she's into, you know, the makeup.
If she's a big spender.
It's not a good idea.
But a lot of times, I'm assuming, the wife is the homemaker.
And so she probably knows what the house needs.
She probably knows, like, those types of things.
For sure.
And so, I don't know, it just feels very, honestly, it feels very.
It feels smart.
Smart.
Yeah.
I get it.
Yeah.
It's just, I feel like that's like a lot.
lot like to oh yeah yeah like to do to do that but also like for the women like you know to do so much math
in the kitchen is like whoa whoa whoa what do you mean oh wow the only math that vick does in the
kitchen is should he put one minute or should he put three minutes on the microwave so ladies
believe me it is not a dish yeah he's a couple noodles and you're not supposed to microwave that at all
so it's fine man has carcinogens in his body as we speak because of his kitchen math
Ladies, you're all right.
See, because at first I was like, this is hell of sin.
This is like just hand over your check.
Yeah, it is.
But then I'm like thinking, I'm like, I think, I challenge you.
It's not a bad idea.
Try it.
This is going to be the future.
Who am I supposed to give it to?
I don't have a girl.
I was not even looking at you.
The only guy I was talking to is Maximo.
Yeah.
Try it, Maximo.
Let us know.
Because I.
Well, I kind of already do that.
Because this is the thing.
Would you rather do that or hear her nagging?
We need to change this.
We need to change this.
We need to fix this.
Hey, this is still not fixed.
I'm sure you get that with a girl that's at home that sees everything.
She wakes up.
She's in the kitchen and she's seeing what's wrong or that the laundry is not working or like stuff that is needed.
And so she's hitting you up about it.
And you're like, okay, I'll get to it.
I'll get to it.
I know you.
That's how it starts.
Then the whole bathroom has a new decoration.
Well, it's okay.
She stopped by home goods on her way to the bank.
She probably got it on a discount.
No.
She deserves it.
We tip everybody else.
Tip your girl.
Whoa.
We tip everybody
This reminds me of the Jetson
Remember the Jetsons
Where like
He's in the sky
And then he's handing her the wallet
And then she takes out a couple dollars
And then takes the wallet
And hands the dollars back to him
Yeah that's essentially what's happening
So it's like it's the future
It's the future
Oh they were the future
Yeah that's what was happening
Wow
So are you really going to spend your money on anyway guys
What do guys spend their money?
Clothes
Oh honey packs
Price for sure
Price fix
Price bakes.
You say honey packs?
Yeah, that's what Big Spence is on.
No, he got the monthly.
Oh, the money.
How dare she have my money?
Well, I mean, if she's really responsible with it,
then I guess it takes more like,
it takes a load off of you.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
And then if she's not responsible with it,
why are you with someone that you don't trust with your money?
True.
You know what I'm saying?
We're all like, oh, don't get that girl the money.
Why are you choosing girls that you don't trust them with your money?
True.
You should choose the girl.
girl that you would try if you're going to marry them.
Yeah.
Wow.
Do you know how many relationships?
You have a relationship you just broke up?
Why are you worth?
Wait a second.
In the car, look at that girl like,
Why am I?
She's right.
Okay, so O-Tani gives his entire check to his girl.
He's on Clark now, dog.
She's not getting the full whatever billion that he got.
Two million a year.
Is that why he did that deal?
Yeah, maybe.
Did not give her the money?
Oh, maybe.
Or maybe he's used to it.
Yeah.
He's a very nice lady.
He likes her.
He appreciates her.
She's an average Japanese woman.
Yeah.
He said that?
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
But not in a rude way.
He's just a Japanese woman.
He chose that.
He didn't want to give like too many details on it.
Right.
Which is smart.
Yeah.
She's probably waiting for him to post her.
All right.
All right.
Let's tip these fools out.
All right.
And this is not anti-Japanese.
No.
It's actually pro.
Japanese men.
Can we all be like that?
All right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sips, Sip, Sip, Sip!
What's the word?
Word on Rosecrans.
Rose crants.
Word on Rose crotch.
The word is, Kalani says her new album is for outside.
And she's sample the last for it.
Okay, look, Kalani has cleared her Instagram feed besides her past albums and one new post.
And this post is Kalani in the mirror listening to a snippet of a new song of hers.
Listen to this.
Okay, Kayloni.
Hey, if that sounds familiar.
Yeah.
Very familiar.
Sampled Nina Skies.
Move your body.
Move your body.
Yeah, all right.
Oh, thank you.
You're waiting for the drop, weren't you?
Yeah.
Angie, why you know the whole little dance?
Come on.
I love it.
You guys don't do the dance.
She has a whole music video, Dan.
Yeah.
Thunder clap.
Yeah.
That's tight.
Yeah, so she said that we couldn't dance to the last album,
but we outside this go around.
I like that.
That's what she said.
She posted on her Instagram.
So this album is going to be, you know, probably a lot more dance-heavy, a lot more vibey.
The last ones have been heavy R&B.
Yeah, for, they've been incredible.
You know, I've really liked her last album, but this one's for outside, not for inside.
No, I like it, man.
It's getting ready for the summertime.
Yeah.
And I feel like all the summer music is going to start coming out.
Yeah.
And the vibes are going to be real.
I want to see.
Kailani with Nina Skye doing that song.
Doing a little dance.
She should be in the video because Nina Sky is super active still.
Yeah.
Yes.
DJ.
Loki Kailani looks like if like their daughter.
Like you know what I'm saying?
Like some type of relation.
Yeah.
That's tight.
I'm exciting.
Shout to Kallani.
One of them's all tatted now, right?
I think so.
I'm not too sure.
They were twins.
Yeah.
And then Shadow Kailani because Loki on one side chain is making baby music.
With Janae like soothing sounds for babies to sleep.
Lullaby.
And then on this.
Move ya.
It's balanced.
The rain.
I love it.
As soon as the baby goes to bed.
M-hmm.
Baby sleeping, baby sleeping.
I love that.
No, go.
Okay, this is for the baby?
The baby is sleeping.
The baby is asleep.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Close the door.
Close the door.
Go.
Hey!
Hey!
I love it.
Kalani, we love you fine.
I love it.
I love that another classic sample.
Yeah, I'm ready.
She's doing it right.
Yeah, I'm ready.
For sure.
Absolutely.
Yeah, but speaking of remakes, look, they're remaking Twilight,
but this time it's going to be an animated series.
What?
Okay, look, Twilight is coming to TV as a series,
and it's just been announced that it's going to be an animated series.
Cartoon Twilight?
It makes sense.
That I think would be bad.
It doesn't make sense.
I'm so happy about it, though.
I'm excited.
thing was really bad.
Why?
Why are you happy about it?
Like,
you want to see those awkward
little face expressions?
No,
because we don't have to see
Kristen Stewart anymore.
You're going to see the face expression.
She was cool.
Okay,
if you read the books,
she played Bella perfect.
That's what I heard.
That's what I heard.
No.
Yeah.
That's not.
They didn't say nothing about her stale face.
Yeah,
she had to be awkward
to fall in with a freaking vampire.
True.
Dude,
it's going to be so like dark and ominous.
It's going to be black and white or what?
Black and white animation?
I have a feeling like,
I don't know,
I can't even like,
Is it going to be like, yeah, like the nightmare before Christmas type of animation?
That'd be cool.
No, and I think it would take too long.
It's going to look like Courage of Cowardly Dog or what?
Yeah, because if you said it's a series, like TV series.
Yeah, that's weird.
But it makes sense.
They're trying to branch out into like the bigger market.
They already have the audience.
It's just more merchandise.
If it's a TV series, that means it's not like what happened in the books.
So they're probably vampires already, like taking on the world.
Yeah.
Like different.
Yeah.
They're going to kill a Voltary every other episode.
baby grew.
The baby grew.
Yeah.
Oh, the baby grew.
Or the war starts again.
Someone starts the war of the wolves.
Or somebody that said it was so bad.
You know a lot about it.
I was forced to watch it.
No, he was in it.
He's one of the werewolves.
He's one of Jacobs tribesmen.
I look like the...
Don't get him angry.
Don't get him angry.
I look like the non-transform version.
Vic looks like the transformers.
Hey, can we talk about the...
I can't help that I'm pale.
No, that you look all hairy.
Oh.
It wasn't about you being
I'm a combination
I'm pale and hairy
Yeah that's what happened
A combination of vampire and wolf
You'd be like a white wolf
What's the wolves
That everyone has
The dogs
Hussein
Mix the Hussein
For sure
You don't censor about my weight
Yeah
I think no one's had the conversation
Of why Jacob imprinted on a baby
That's great
I've always said that
It bothered me
Honestly
You watch the movie
All the movie.
It was so bad.
That doesn't happen
until the last movie.
I can say
the acting is bad
because I watched the movie.
Nobody forced you to watch
all eight though.
Yeah.
This is so bad.
This is so bad.
I'm going to continue watching it.
There's at least six
because I think they cut them in half.
Like they do the thing where
five.
It's just crazy that the remake
in it like the first one was in 2008.
That wasn't that long.
That was long.
It was long.
For a remake?
For a cartoon version?
Yeah.
It's cartoons.
You got to think, like, how Batman movies have Batman cartoons and things.
Yeah.
TMT.
Oh, but that's different.
The Batman movies are really good.
Don't put that in this in the same category.
Roll, the Twilight series, I'm going to tell you whenever I want,
y'all watch The Notebook when you want love, I watch Twilight.
Yes, because I love how extra it is.
How he's like, I couldn't be in the room because I could smell you and I just love you.
No, like that type of deep, passionate love?
I think that's when I turned off the movie.
Is it?
Is it toxic?
Duh.
He was making those faces in the classroom.
Same difference.
No, no, bro.
No, to me, that's what I watched.
Vampires and werewolves.
And werewolves fighting over a girl?
Come on.
That's love.
Does she kisses both of them?
Chica, where are you saying?
Terrible.
Where the hell you've been, Loca?
They were like for like 200 years or something?
Yeah.
The werewolves and they didn't have no girls.
I mean, sorry, the vampires.
And they didn't have no girls.
They had to wait.
And they're good.
They would kill them all.
That was weird too.
They're 200.
They're 200.
Okay.
You guys don't understand that.
That is why it's special that he fell
with Bella because all this time he's been alive
he hasn't had that type of attraction.
But he's 300. She was like 17.
Exactly.
You stay the age.
The age gap is crazy.
You stay the age that you turn when you.
And why are they so good at baseball?
Because baseball is like the oldest sport,
they're good at two things.
Killing and baseball, duh.
Too old sports?
Oldest human sports.
But also, rumors of circulating last year
that Jenna Ortega and Jacob
Elorti would be the lead character.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Like the voices?
Yes, as the voices.
Oh, boy.
Jenna would Loki make a great, whatever Kristen Stewart was.
Yeah.
Yeah, she has the voice for it.
Yeah.
Yes.
So, I mean, that was cool.
Jenna.
Yeah, the monotone is.
Yeah.
And she does all the got stuff anyway.
That's her lane.
So she would kill it.
Yeah.
Goss.
Yeah.
But yeah, that was your word.
I'm Rosecrans.
I'm Rose Kranzvik for Brownback Morning.
I'm Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
Okay, I'm going to tell you right now, I'm not here to judge you.
But if you didn't vote yesterday, you cannot complain.
Okay, yesterday we had elections over here.
Shout out to everyone that has an I-voted sticker and that went out.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
I know that they were voting on stuff like the DAs and even like who's going to be like our presidential candidate for, at least in California, Biden for the Democrats, Trump for the Republicans.
but let me tell you about this measure.
It's called Measure HLA.
And I know how much already the guys in here,
mine is Greg,
hate bikes and bike lanes and all of that.
We do.
Oh, you do?
Okay, sorry, you and you too.
Well, guess what?
You're going to see a lot more.
Yes.
Because L.A.
Voters approved measure HLA, okay?
That's going to make it safer
for pedestrian and bicyclists
while holding everybody else accountable, okay?
See?
See?
See?
Fornoir?
Uh-huh.
Yep.
So not only are they going to make bike lanes more protected,
they're also going to make sidewalks, I believe, a little bit wider.
Nice.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
I love it.
That's what we need.
I almost got hit twice the other day.
You almost got hit twice?
Twice.
It's people like you.
People just don't pay attention.
That's why.
Because you're a party stand dog.
Also because the street is for cars.
Right.
You are a bicycle.
There's a bike lane and you guys don't hear me.
Yeah, there's a bike lane.
Use a sidewalk.
It's a bike lane.
You guys still have trouble.
Bike lanes are still.
theoretical like they're not actually for real use like they're just like oh that's cute yeah and these are
going to be protected bike lanes you guys so it no longer i think you know how usually you can kind of
slide in the bike lane yeah yeah they're probably going to have some type of cone or spiked yeah something
so that cars can't use that bike lane got him so oh man yeah you know what i hate about bicyclists is like
if you just accidentally bump them a little bit they go so far right responsible to bump us
At all
They swear they're like SUVs
I know
They have no protection
They have the protection of the law
Now they do
It's like go to the park
Yeah
Go to the park
Honestly I stopped riding my bike
When I was a kid
I like this song
I love it
I know you do
Because you ride bikes
I'm actually like looking up
This is this Poseidon bike
That I want to get
It's gonna be my first bike
But I'm getting on that lane too
And then we have all of those
Sike LAs and all of that stuff
What is it?
Siklavia.
Siklavia.
They do this in Mexico, too, where every Sunday or something, they stop traffic.
You can't even go on the streets.
You just got to be there on bike or on foot.
I love it.
And then we complained about traffic.
I've been behind there one time.
They shut down the entire street.
And I'm like, what is going on?
People riding bikes?
I get so mad.
I think they shut down the Pasadena freeway.
Yeah, they do the 210.
No.
No.
The 110?
The one.
The first freeway.
They just did that one.
Yeah, they shut it down just for people to just ride their bikes and walk.
It's so helpful.
It's helpful for our health.
It's a point of it.
Raise awareness to cyclists as well.
Go to the gym.
Yeah.
Go to the gym.
The world should be the gym.
Yeah, go to Hemet.
My car.
I'm just letting you guys know right now.
You can't complain if you didn't vote.
Yeah.
What's your sticker?
I just want to point out that my car and bikes have the same amount of gas emitted.
Oh, because you're an electric vehicle?
Exactly.
Yes.
It's less about.
gas emissions and more about you being mobile, walking, being on your bike, fresh air,
go to the park for that.
Smog.
You know what I'm saying?
I just got to say if, you know, my car and a bicycle just happened to collide.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
That bicycle will fly.
Get a bicycle.
I just got to say that I'm really upset at this friend.
I have a friend that he didn't vote, but he sure put in his picks for a certain app.
And he sure picks something.
Yeah, he picks something.
yesterday he bet on the game but didn't bet on his life okay yeah yeah I judge you I judge
that friend yeah I judge that friend even though if you ever want to download that app yeah
oh so if last night you were deciding whether two food places but you didn't go to the polls
and decide whether which primary candidate yeah yeah no yeah I'm upset you don't don't complain
okay I think I went to a place with the wrong polls
I'm not called.
All right.
Well,
I chose for show.
We are great role models.
I like that though.
I like the bike thing too.
I feel like you and I will like it.
It's just fit your knees.
No, I know,
but it's only,
it only accounts for L.A., so I'm good.
I'm here more than it.
You're probably going to be in L.A.
resident soon.
I don't want to.
Angie's going to go run me over back.
It's fine.
Yeah.
You shouldn't have been in my way?
Now it's going to be his way
with this new measure.
Now the bike link,
you're going to see more of them.
You're going to see why.
Sidewalk.
I'm going to start looking at the driver even longer.
Yeah.
Like this,
he's going to be like,
this is my town,
not yours.
Yeah.
And Law 32 of page 37.
It says that cyclist.
You're such a geekyner.
Sparrow 806.
LA's number one for hip-hip.
Not going to lie,
when it was revealed,
spoiler,
if you've never seen Harry Potter or read Harry Potter.
That Snape was actually protecting Harry the whole time.
Snape?
Yes.
It really,
it really, Snape.
Oh.
Literally.
I don't want her daughter.
That was hilarious.
I thought that was a sprinkler going on.
It really shocked me.
Why?
Because the whole book you hate Snape.
He's the bad guy.
Because, like, this or mind, who's really the villain?
He was the villain the whole time.
Is Snape the guy with no notes?
No, that's Voldmore.
He's read the villain.
Snape is a teacher.
Like, kind of shoulder-length black hair, but he's mean.
Yeah, he was mean the whole time.
Yeah, and you always thought he was on that.
He even killed Dumbledore.
Wait, he isn't a villain?
He's not the villain.
He's not a villain.
It turns out that he made a promise.
to Harry's mom to always protect Harry and to Dumbledore.
And so his protection was just like mean love.
Like in order to protect him,
he had to be one with the bad guys to make sure he knew like the plans.
But was always protecting Harry.
And the whole time you hate this fool.
And then you find out the last book or the last movies
that he's the good guy all this time.
And it really messes with your emotions because like it was easy to hate this guy.
Now I can't like you've been protecting him the whole time.
Who's good?
Who's bad?
And then that's just I'm like, is anything real?
Life is all about perspective.
Nerds.
Lettie just ruin the whole plot for all the kids that are reading it in the classroom.
Okay.
Read faster.
No, it's true because fourth grade, no, fourth grade you read it.
Okay, I did say, I did say spoiler alert.
True.
Also, Sparkynos.com.
Also, the kids just watch like six TikToks and they got the whole thing and they just explain the whole thing.
Part one, part two, part three.
Yeah, I don't know if it's all kids, but Amy watches movies and she skips everything.
Like she'll like watch it
And then she'll skip like all the slow part
I'm like what are you doing
She's like that person's slow
Yeah but to be honest
If we had that ability
We would too
We had to stay for the commercials
We had to stay for all of that stuff
Because we didn't have like
Built character
Yeah we didn't have that
And then if we were to fast forward
What goes in a VCR?
VHS
A VHS
That would take forever
Yeah
And then you don't know where it's at
And then it gets all messed up
Yeah
In the race card
To rewind it
And hope it doesn't get tingled?
I know.
So they just have more access.
That would have been the same way.
Maybe.
I know when we first found out we could skip commercials, everybody did it.
Yeah.
Everybody was going crazy with it.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you can record it?
Companies were not having that.
Yeah.
What do you mean you skipped over our commercials?
We paid $1,000.
Yeah.
Now they know that you can't skip commercials.
Okay, so I guess the commercials on Netflix, they're not skippable.
Yeah.
And literally the boys are like, skip it, skip it, because their YouTube era.
After three seconds, you can skip a commercial.
And I'm like, nope, we've got to see this one through.
You've got to see what the Energizer Bunny is doing for another 30 minutes.
Yeah.
We got to see what this car commercials.
No, we've got to tell you all about icy hot.
Yeah, we've got to stick through it.
What's that?
Are you tired of just sitting at home?
Yeah.
Do you have mezzly almost?
All those commercials.
You just have sit through those, you know?
You want to get to Morrie.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we have shout-outs.
Oh, yeah, we do have shout-outs.
Yes, what you do?
We got birthdays and regular shoutouts as well.
Okay.
Shout out the twins, Jonathan and Raylene.
Their mom said they listened to us on the way to school.
Aw.
Jonathan is low-key embarrassed of us and turns us down before getting dropped off.
Jonathan.
Jonathan.
What I'm doing?
Yeah, exactly.
Don't do me like how I did my dad and turned on his music.
I know.
What is so, yeah.
Jonathan.
Come on your school and scream, Jonathan.
I used to make fun of my friend named Jonathan.
Jonathan.
He used to call him Jonathong.
We just lost Jonathan.
We just lost Jonathan.
Yeah.
That was really embarrassing.
Yeah.
We just lost him.
We just lost him.
Yeah.
It's not making worse.
All right.
That's a good one.
That was really good.
That was really good.
I never heard of that.
We released the column that.
What's the other sibling?
Uh, Raylene.
Raylene?
We still got you, Raylene.
We still got you, Rayline.
Please, please.
Fight for us.
Jonathan is going to want to listen to the
the roses.
I did?
Hey, Jonathan's mom,
please, just keep us.
Just keep us.
Just love us.
Let us know what time you open the door for school
so we know that at that exact time.
We all say,
bye, Jonathan!
Let us know.
If you're going to be embarrassed,
you're going to be embarrassed for real.
You don't know what embarrassed is.
You don't know what embarrass is.
We do.
Been there.
Dang, that's crazy.
And that guy probably hates you.
That's a homie.
Built character.
I had never heard that.
Me neither.
I like it.
I like it.
All right.
Any more a shout-out.
Eloy wants us to shout her out.
She recently moved to Kansas, but she still tunes in.
She makes us feel like, she makes her.
Oh, my.
I mean, please do it.
She makes her.
Hold on.
We make her feel like she's back at home.
Not us starting this break talking.
about reading.
Literally he never watched a reading rainbow.
Hey, popcorn passed it to Irene, please.
Irene.
That was, yeah.
We put you on shadow so that Irene doesn't have to deal with this madness, okay?
I confused myself about one word.
It was one word that messed me out.
One word.
It was like the whole sentence.
Do you want me to start it over again?
I would like for Irene to read it.
Okay, Irene can read it.
Please.
Where are you exactly?
Right then, that one.
Ely wants us to shout her out.
She recently moved to Kansas, but still tunes in because we make her feel like
She's back home.
Oh, thank you.
Wow.
Now, what word messed you up, Kansas?
Eloy.
I don't know why he said us instead of we.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just, I switched it out of my head.
No, we got birthday shoutouts.
Okay, let's do birthday shoutouts.
Okay, let's do birthday shout out.
Geraldine wants to wish your son Carlos Jr.
A happy belated birthday.
Come on.
10 this week.
Let's go, Jr.
Yeah.
Imagine Carl's Jr., Carlos Jr.
There might be a business idea.
Carlos?
That's actually pretty smart.
Yeah.
And Mendez wants to wish his brother Juan a happy belated birthday as well.
Juan.
Yeah.
Shut of Juan.
Indez Mendez?
Okay, so Juan and Carlos Jr.
birthday?
Yep.
To Carlos Jr.
and to Juan.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumplaeos?
A-thi!
All right.
Are you ready for the home-e-up line?
Let's get to it.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got your fault.
The homie.
Helpline.
Jazzy needs our help.
She sent us a DM and said,
Hi, Brown Bag.
I've been with my man for almost a year now.
I do love him very much.
One thing that I want help with is posting each other on social.
It bugs me a little that he really hasn't posted a photo of us.
He tags me,
but it would be a dinner or a night out,
not showing me or my face.
I posted him a couple times and he won't reposted on his profile.
Oh.
She said, I feel like social media is all for show sometimes.
But it's nice to see people post their significant other just because the thing is too we don't really take pictures
I used to love taking pictures since we got together. I don't pull out my phone and capture pictures together since I have to force it out of him to smile
Jazzy. Oh, that sucks. He wants to live in the moment help me brown bag. Yeah, living in the moment is
It's terrible. I feel she's our friend. Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with you? Yeah. Who you hide him from? Yeah.
I think it's okay so this is this goes back to like one of those at the breakup the movie the breakup that I tell you guys about with Jennifer Anderson and some some other fool and she's upset that he doesn't wash the dishes and then he's like fine I'll wash the dishes and then she's like no I want you to wash the dishes like I don't want to force you to or you wash the dishes because you because I'm forcing you I want you to want you to want to and then he's like no one wants to watch the dishes right but this feels like that it's not necessarily that she like she can get a
photo, but she wants him to want to take a photo
with her. She wants him to
smile when there is a photo taking of
them. So I think that's what's getting
to her. You know, that a phone gets pulled
out and she has to ask him to
smile for it. He's like, oh, yeah,
he does that. And I
know, like, again, in the grand
scheme of thing, the argument is, don't
do it for social media. This is
like living in the moment, I'm with you.
But if it is, if it doesn't
mean that much to you guys,
but you see it means something to her,
what's the issue with just posting her.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
That's just kind of in my, because I've been through this and I understand kind of where
she's coming from.
I understand the argument too.
Yeah.
Why do you to post it?
Like this is too much.
It's too extra.
Be private.
All of that.
Yeah.
I mean, I get like the social media stuff is like, okay, well, I mean, that's to each
their own.
But also, I feel like personally, if you're really in love and like you really like someone,
just taking the pictures.
I never really post a lot of pictures I take.
I just take them just for me.
Right?
just to send them back and forth, like, oh, remember this night?
Or whatever.
Oh, yeah, in case that comes up.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's not so much about that,
but it's also because I know, yes, I'm living in the moment,
but there's also times to capture that moment.
Yeah.
For sure.
You know what I'm saying?
And, like, replay it and have more memories of that night.
So the fact that he never wants to take even a photo is kind of, it's kind of strange.
He's cheating.
Like, no evidence.
He wants zero evidence.
Like, it's one thing to not post it, but just to not have it at all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now take photos in general is weird.
Well, that's me, though.
Personally, I do not like taking photos, even with my mom.
Like, my mom gets so mad.
What?
What would you say?
Nothing.
Your mom gets mad?
My mom gets mad because she'll want pictures of me and I'm like, I don't want to take pictures.
And she's like, smile.
I'm like, no, I don't want to take pictures.
Like, that's how I've always been.
Yeah.
Like, I just get tired.
I get it with that's your personality.
Yeah.
But I also think like the whole posting in general, there's people that are private.
There's people that aren't.
And there's people that like to put it out there.
Yep.
You know.
But also there's that thing where.
You know those people that put everything out there.
You know when there's an issue.
Like the whole world knows when something is going on.
And it's like allowing people to be in that space, that access,
and even having an opinion on that is why people also don't post a lot.
Right.
Yeah.
At that point, like, you're just, that's the gift in the curse of social media.
For sure.
Yeah.
Because, like, the honest answer would be, then don't be on it.
Yeah.
But it's like you're on social media, but you're not posting me on social media.
For sure.
You're not posting me because you don't want, like, like, like,
gossip people or whatever to be on your business but then why do you have it and it it depends like
what jazzy's man maybe does or who he is or if he has a big following because for me personally
anytime i've like dated a girl publicly i've warned them i said hey i'm a post you but just know
people are going to start to get weird people are going to start to comment on your stuff
people are going to start to like yeah they're going to get divisive they're going to they're going to
they're going to send a judge what they're going to send me that just happened when you just
mentioned Ruth the other day.
They went to her praise.
I was like, what the...
Bro, it's real.
That's how people are.
People are nosy by nature.
You're nosy by nature.
No, and I always give them the fair warning and they're like, no, it's fine.
And then they'll be like, well, then there's a whole TikToks made about us.
And then they're like, what's going on?
I'm like, I told you.
They made TikToks about you?
About my past relationship, yeah.
Oh, that one.
Yeah, he's like, yeah.
Celebrity.
He's, oh, celebrity.
Oh, I thought it was me.
Oh, I need to do a soreselon you, man.
At least you like, dudes.
Like, there's a lot.
always other thirsty dudes.
That too.
That too.
Trying to snob.
And like trying to see.
Trying to follow.
Nah, bro.
I don't give me that accent.
You know the thing is, and I understand what you, Maximo, because your girl,
she is a teacher.
For sure.
And she's more on like,
like she's not really that public for herself, right?
She literally has social media for her friends and her family.
Yeah.
She's not trying to be an influencer.
She's not trying to get a lot of followers or any of that.
Yeah, true.
It's more like Maximo's.
public figure and she's her private that's her private life for sure i'll move it to me and hodh we are
both public figure i'm like yeah i'm saying and so i just think there's different lifestyles there's
different ways of being and then also i'm a public person i was having this conversation with hore last
night i'm a radio personality my life our experiences are content they're supposed to be shared right
so if you're dating someone that's quote unquote private it's almost not for this type of life
Yeah, exactly.
And more and more people and,
we're radio personalities,
and that was before social media,
but now people,
content creation is their job.
And they become the content they create.
Yeah.
It's a personal thing.
People are in your business.
They want to know who you are,
who you're with.
So then dating someone or keeping someone private,
it can feel like, what?
Like, what is this for, right?
Yeah.
It's definitely for that,
I think these conversations need to be had
when you first start dating.
And it's a weird conversation to have,
but it's like, are you private
in social media?
or are you not?
Yeah.
Because if I'm someone that posts everything
and I date someone that doesn't,
then I'm going to get upset if he doesn't post me
because that's what I'm used to.
However, like, for example, Angelica,
Angie and her man both really private.
I have to force Angie to post.
Yeah.
Because it's really new.
Yeah.
To me, this is still new and I don't understand
this homily help line.
Yeah.
Because I don't see the problem with it.
Like if you want your privacy, I respect it.
You show what you want to show.
But also you are dating someone
that aligns with you.
That even Marcus is private.
So with baby girl she's probably not private like he her man maybe and that's where it's getting
They're not aligned on that. It is weird if it's like if he posts everything if he's like wigsail post like his breakfast
Yeah and then the only thing you don't post is her that's like that's weird he posts his dog all day. That's the thing I've dated somebody
Yeah that is also public as well and they were all over my page. Yeah and they still had a problem that I didn't
post them as much. So it's like they were all over your page out like we had viral videos.
We had pictures and stuff like that and it's like that they still felt like it wasn't enough
of me posting them. All right. Toxica advocate over here. I don't want to say devil's advocate.
Yeah. Toxica advocate is you would post her but you wouldn't claim her. For example,
you'd post me on her page if we did a video together. Yeah. You post videos with Irene. Yeah.
So if I'm your girl, it's like I'm like you're not posting couple photos, right? You're posting like
funny videos that you do together.
But it's, you know what I'm saying?
Wouldn't you put two and two together?
Like, they're clearly together.
People don't know math.
Nope, nope.
Two plus two is me and you are down.
Like, that's what people.
And this is also the thing.
Because I know some guys that don't post,
that are just posting their business,
you probably still get hit on in your DMs.
Yeah.
So nothing, no way that you are is going to change the getting hit on.
Girls, the way you post, no matter what you post,
you always going to get judged for that.
You could post your little eyes.
Oh my God.
How could you be with a boyfriend and post your eyes?
your eyes.
Oh my gosh.
Like look at her.
She wants me.
Or in the DMs,
ooh,
what those eyes do.
Yeah.
Like,
it's always, like, no matter what you post,
it's going to bring something.
Y'all deal with way more than us.
Yeah.
Girl?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And I guess for a baby girl,
Jazzy,
she would like to feel that she,
like,
she's probably seeing other couples.
The comparison is coming up.
That's a problem.
She would like to feel that same.
I guess she would want her man to feel like that about her.
Yeah.
I think that's what it is.
She wants her man to feel like he wants to post her or think she's beautiful or anything of that nature.
Just because her home girls man is a lot of time.
Comparison is a thief of joy.
He doesn't want to lose his roster.
True.
That's it.
That's what I mean.
He has a roster.
So you think he has a roster?
He's protecting somebody's feelings and it's not his girls.
I think that's a Drake bar.
All right.
I wrote it for Drake.
Even not taking photo.
Even not taking photos at all?
Yeah.
That is weird.
It's not weird.
But you have an account.
At all?
No, yeah, because I have family.
Yeah, I have family.
Like, my mom doesn't like taking pictures, so I understand that.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think it's weird at all.
Social media, though.
That's a different era.
Yeah, that is different.
The only people that don't like taking photos that I know are on the run.
Yeah, criminals.
He's not lying.
The only fools I know that don't have social media are criminals.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good, good ones.
Because there be criminals on social media, posing the thing.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
But the homies?
Yeah.
How can you know post markets, Angie?
Huh?
Huh?
How do you know post markets?
Because I don't feel like it.
Is he on the run?
Honestly, like even his profile, he's on private.
His last picture was literally four years ago.
He only has like eight pictures.
He's not like that.
He's hiding his roster.
No, I'm just saying.
But he's like that and you're like that.
Yeah.
So imagine you weren't like that.
Or imagine he wasn't like that.
Mm-hmm.
Imagine he's posting all the time but doesn't post you.
Yeah, no.
That would be an issue.
Yeah.
But right now, like, we're good.
Yeah, you're not posting him.
All right.
He's not posting me.
But watch what happens when you do post each other.
Uh-oh.
Is that something?
No.
No, no, for real.
Yeah.
I'm good.
Homey Helpline, how would you help Jazzy in this situation?
Hit us up.
It's Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Is it okay if I talk on the radio, Jose?
All right.
Jose wants to tell us about what he did in his childhood house.
Go ahead.
Well, we're talking about Chivas America.
Yeah.
And I went to go visit.
my childhood home in Santana and it was completely painted yellow.
I know exactly what Hals are talking about.
I live there.
It's by Leithrope, right?
You live there?
Yeah, I lived there.
Byletrope.
And it has like even a fountain and everything.
That's where you lived?
Wow.
So when you lived there, was it blue and redder?
No, it's just regular color?
All right.
We're Chivas fans here.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Shout to my niece, Jasmine America.
So shout out to Jasmine.
That's tremendous.
literally because of America.
Oh, because America.
Yeah.
Shout out to her baby girl Yaline, too.
She's an America fan.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I just don't understand
how you guys say crema and it's yellow.
Yeah, I don't get that either.
Right now that you said it,
I'm like, they say that.
Yeah, they say something me crema, right?
What kind of cream is that?
No crema.
Kna, creole.
It's yellow, bro.
But they're playing today.
We got Bruno from the flavor unit in here.
Bruno, they're playing today?
What time they're playing?
Oh, okay.
Thank you for that, Bruno.
Thank you for that, Bruno.
Thank you for that.
Amazing John Warner. Amazing contribution.
All right.
Woo.
Don't we got to help Jazzy or something?
Yeah, we do.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Right now we're helping the home girl Jazzy.
Jazzy has a mazzy.
She has a man.
And you couldn't tell if you checked his profile on Instagram.
Oh, yeah.
It's a secret.
She feels like they've been together almost a year or now.
And she loves him very much.
But one thing that I want help on, she says, is posting each other on socials.
It bugs me a little that he really hasn't posted a photo of us.
He has posted them out at dinner, but not her face, nothing.
Probably their hand, probably the food.
Yeah.
Sponsor vibes.
Yeah.
Sponsor vibes.
Yes, that it is.
It lets the people know that he's taken.
No, it lets the people know that he's got bazies.
Oh, that's like you do it.
Is it?
Yeah, that's like that.
In case you forgot.
She says also she feels like them as a couple, they don't take photos.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, she says, I used to love taking pictures, but since we got together,
I don't even feel like pulling out my phone to capture pictures since I have to force it out of him to smile.
You know what I'm saying?
And then I also know, guys, don't smile in photos.
I literally, when I take photos with these fools, I have to say, hey, make a smile.
Don't put that middle finger up.
Just smile, please.
We got three poses.
Yeah, we got a kicker gangster.
These three poses.
Yeah, but you're not taking a photo.
You're taking a photo like your girl.
Act happy.
Smile.
Show your little white.
Because then, you know how we say like people talk?
Gossip folk chuzma?
Guess what they talk under the photo where I'm smiling and you're not smiling.
He don't even love her.
Yeah.
He's cheating.
Like if we really care about other people think, put that freaking smile on.
I don't want to mess with that guy.
That guy looks scary.
He doesn't smile on his pictures.
That's not what you say about Ben Afflech when he's looking like that and jail is all happy.
Oh.
Yeah, he's scared.
I mean, yeah, he's actually, I think there's something else.
No, you see, it's exactly what that is.
Choose my, choose my, choose my, choose my.
She's most of us.
Okay.
Irizi, we got people on the phone line, and thank you for being on the phone,
Daryan.
I know that's a tough job.
Wait, were you being smart or like?
Smart?
No.
I was just like, you know, smart?
You're crying.
Dumb, Irene, I was being thankful.
Oh, okay.
I was just like, wait, wait, wait.
You always being thankful because I like you on air.
Yeah.
No, because, never mind.
I was like, it's not hard to be on the phones.
I'm sorry.
It is hard.
If you have you seen these full strikes?
Well, it's because they're guys.
Guys are dumb.
You make it look easy.
All right, let me be smart.
Irene, would you please tell me who is the caller that is approaching the phone lines?
We have Denise from Léliez.
Letty, I don't know you're smart.
There's that button right there.
Maximon, don't do that.
Irene, who phone?
Irene, number, which one?
Sorry.
I press the dumb button.
I press the regular letty button.
Yeah.
Thank you, letty.
All right.
It's okay.
Are you dumb?
No.
That's not what I said.
You're going to make a TikTok about it.
Oh, my God.
It's okay.
I love you, Irene.
I appreciate you.
I'm sorry that you took that shot of oregano oil.
And it also had...
Oh, yeah.
Had an allergic reaction.
Yeah, that was crazy.
He's been mad ever since.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's help Jazzy.
Jazzy.
Jazzy.
Who's on the line again?
Denise.
Denise.
Denise.
What up, Brown Bag.
What's up, Denise?
How are you?
Good.
How are you guys?
Good.
What are you doing right now?
I'm dropping my kids off at school.
Bye kids.
Get out the car.
All right.
Denise, talk to us.
What would you tell Jazzy in this situation?
My advice is red flags everywhere.
Run as fast as you can quickly.
Just because I feel like if she starts liking him even more,
the longer you say in the relationship, you know, you're going to have more and more feelings
and it's going to be harder for you to leave in the end because it is a red flag for him not
to post you. Nowadays, it's not that difficult to click, click, click here and there, you know,
it's a post, you know.
You can't be like, I don't even know how to use social media.
What's a caption?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It's just a bunch of excuses.
And if he's not smiling in the pictures and he doesn't look genuinely happy and you have
to tell him like, hey, like, look, smile, like, you know, this and that, he's taking
your happiness.
Like, the longer that that continues, you know, you're draining yourself.
and I feel like it's not fair to her, you know.
If she's genuinely happy and it's not being reciprocated, she needs to run.
Denise?
I feel like you're talking from experience, Denise.
Yeah, I was with a DJ for...
Wait a lot.
What did it's sour milk due to you?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
What DJs?
It's a hard no for me.
Wait, what?
What do DJs do?
What's so bad about that?
No, no, no, no.
I can't put them on glass like that.
You don't want to give them to love?
There's nothing wrong with DJs, yeah.
Put him on Blas out.
He wouldn't put you on blast on social.
For real.
You don't have to say his name.
Just tell us.
Just describe him.
We will know.
What does it rhyme with?
Describe him?
Yeah, describe him.
Describe him.
He's a Cholo.
A Cholo DJ.
Baldhead.
All right.
Where does he DJ?
E-Men?
Cholo bald head.
All right.
Where does he DJ at?
Yeah, what like what places?
Oh, bad.
You guys put him on Blast.
Orange County.
Orange County.
Hold on.
Pointe Park.
That's my.
No.
Either.
Fulinton or Sanana.
Angie knows of?
I'm out of to be specific.
Okay.
Did he DJ?
Oh,
thank you do.
Did he DJ at OG mics?
O.G.
Mike's.
No more comments.
He probably DJs at 99 bottles.
Yep.
All right.
No more comments.
All right.
Okay.
Denise.
But talk to us.
That fool would not post you.
No.
And I'm, like I said,
I'm his baby mama.
I've had two of his kids.
Oh.
Oh.
Lenny G.
How dare you die.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He just always put it under his job position.
Oh, I'm a DJ.
Girls don't like to see that.
Girls don't like to believe me.
You will still have the same thousand followers,
even if you post a girl.
He's like, I'm a sexy mobile.
100%.
So, Denise, you had to end it.
And see, you did it having a kid with him, too.
This girl is just dating.
Yeah, she needs to run.
Well, she can anyway.
Yeah.
I think I know what she's talking about, too.
It's funny.
All right.
Well, we're going to put you on her because we want to clown him.
in the background. We probably know him.
But you also sound fine.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So do you think,
do you think that,
no, no, no, you sound fine, like fine.
So do you think that if he posted you,
did he ever give me like,
I don't want guys to know who you are,
I'm private, stuff like that?
That's the, you know,
that's what he would give me the rundown, you know?
But that's not what it was.
You know, I don't feel like that's true to an extent, you know?
Yeah.
I mean, how many other guys post their girls
and they're probably way finer than me, you know?
Like that's just an excuse, you know?
Yeah, true.
But he wants you out to himself.
Yeah.
Yeah, what if he was scared?
No, no, no.
Yeah.
I mean, it doesn't hurt.
Like, it was to the point where I think one of you guys were saying, like, he would go,
we would go out to eat even for, like, holidays or, like, something.
And he would post literally everything else around us.
And it would make me feel so, like, you know.
Yeah, it must have made you feel sick.
But if you know, you know, because you're going to, it's going to bring home in.
Because you could put one in one together, and if you're posting one side and he's posting
another side, they're saying, no, you're.
And you have mutual followers.
Yeah, it's a puzzle.
Denise, I get you and you even have to step out of that.
Have you dated since?
No, I haven't.
Oh, baby.
There's a, I know a DJ.
I know a DJ.
He also DJs in San Antonio.
He does.
He has hair, though.
No DJs.
He ruined the free.
I'm not a red flag.
I'm a green flag.
No, he's definitely a red flag.
I'll trade this right now.
They all act like the DJs.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
It's because she got played like the records.
Oh.
Don't talk about Denise like that.
I'm not.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's sticking up for all DJs.
Yeah.
Don't tell me that red flags.
You know you're a red flag.
I'm a green flag.
No, you're not.
I press green like the button play.
You're not funny either.
All right.
Irene, glances on the song lines, please.
We have a more though from South Central on Lightford.
All right.
Eduardo.
Hello.
What's up, Ed?
How you doing?
Good.
How are you?
What are you up to this morning?
I actually drive my kids to work a little bit.
Look at traffic.
but I'm managing, I'm managing.
Let's go, okay?
There we go.
I love a dad on Daddy duty.
Talk to me.
I just want to say I'm a really big fan of the three of you guys.
I watch your podcast.
I listen to you guys every morning.
And I'm excited.
A, which three?
There's like 20 of us, and I think the one you're mentioning doesn't even work here anymore.
Thank you.
No, it's not doing all you.
I watch all three of you guys.
There's seven of us.
Four, four.
For a lot.
No.
I'm just saying about my favorite.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Eduardo.
Wow.
We don't know who he's saying.
Oh, he loves big probably.
No, no, no.
Eduardo, who are the three?
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to be staring.
You already did it.
You already did.
What did you say?
I don't want to be messy like that.
You already started, bro.
We're all messy.
Who are Eduardo's top three brown baggians?
Yeah, come on.
Favorite.
Top three?
Yes.
It's going to be, of course.
Happy?
Okay, who else?
This is where it gets good.
We're gonna fight.
He's like, who is it?
Eduardo.
Roll transfig.
Yeah.
He googled your name.
He's like, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me give you a drum.
Drum roll.
Top three.
Round baggings.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait till it stops.
The last one is.
Angie.
Hey!
Maximo had the biggest smile on his face.
Yeah, he was like, so d'Eye!
You're not good in South Central!
Oh, God, me!
He was so ready.
He was all confident.
He was so confident.
He's so mad.
Thank you.
I am mad.
We love you.
You're our favorite.
Clearly, we know what he thinks was.
Well, I was Eduardo, baby girl?
Four.
Hey, we forgot to get your advice.
I know, I forgot.
What do you want to tell jazz?
What do you want to tell jazz?
Me, Vic and Angie are listening.
Yeah.
And Maximo, too, I guess.
My favorites.
Yeah, I guess.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Oh, he's silent because that's how silent her man's page is for her.
He and here, Star 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Sambra Sala with Angie.
Just when you did that intro, I was about to start making little fart noises
because he said my brain is farting.
So I was going to start doing the...
I almost have a fart.
You did it.
You did it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Because I was like, I literally just said what we're doing?
And then I'm like, what are we doing?
It happens.
It's happening.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, can you, I'm sorry I said that word.
I'm sorry I said the word because now everyone's doing fart noises.
Even right now, listening, they're doing fart noises.
Stop it now, kids.
Do you guys know how to fart with your armpit?
With armpit?
No.
Well, I'm not going to make it, but I know.
That's my hidden telling.
You're hidden telling?
Listen.
That's so hot.
Someone wants to smell your hand.
Who wants to smell his head?
For the right price.
Okay, but back to that.
Do you guys know Drew Barrymore?
Yes.
I love her so much.
Did you just learn about her?
Charlie's Angel.
You know how she has that.
50 first dates?
You guys do know her.
You know how she has that show?
Wedding singer.
Her new show.
Drew Barrymore show?
Yeah, and then she gets really, really close to the people, right?
Like to her guest.
So she had Christina Aguilera on.
Nice.
Yeah, and she was saying how now her kids, Drew Barry Moore's kids,
they used her past against her.
Drew Barrymore's kids used Drew Barrymore's own pass.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
But she was talking to Xena.
And so Drew was talking about it.
And this is what she had to say about it.
Listen.
My daughter wants to wear a crop top.
I'll say no and she'll go, you're on the cover of Playboy.
She's already read.
I love that.
She said that though.
Oh, of course.
Did you guys know that?
I didn't know that.
Me neither.
Let me look this up really quick.
Hold on.
I didn't want to flip.
I didn't because she's been in in Hollywood since she was a kid.
Like she's literally smoking cigarettes when she was five
Like with the Hollywood elites, right?
No, legit.
No.
She was.
No, this is a real story.
It's a documentary, yeah.
Yeah, she had it early, right?
Yeah, Newport.
And so then to even think of her doing Playboy, I didn't know that there was a thing.
I didn't know that either.
That's why I'm like, wait, I didn't want to Google the images.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
Oh, it's not bad.
Oh, it's like no doubt vibes.
Yeah, I was like when vibes.
Yeah.
Playboy used to do that?
Yeah.
On the cover.
Oh, cover.
That's all she did.
Yeah.
But now she's saying like she can't tell her daughter to not be wearing a crop top.
Because in the photo, she's wearing a crop top in the boy boy photo.
Oh, my.
And that's why her daughter's like bringing up the past like, well, you did it.
Why can I?
Don't worry about what I did.
Right.
You're my child.
No, but then X-Tina's like, dude.
X-T-N.
I love her so much.
She did go by X-N-She did.
You're right, yeah, right.
When she had the black hair and the piercing on her lip.
Yeah, when she was wearing those chap pants.
Oh.
So then she got into that, right?
And she's like, dude, when I'm, I'm,
like I'm afraid when that starts happening to me.
I knew it was coming the day I wore chaps and I'm like one day, I know I'm going to be like, you know, because my daughter wants to wear a crop top too.
And I'm just like, can we just pull it down and, you know, like I see myself doing that.
But it's like, Xina, you were with your, you know.
She's a genie no bottle, baby.
Yeah, literally.
Can't come in a.
Yeah.
They have to rubber the right way.
Right way.
Oh no.
Yeah.
You're gonna have daughters one day.
But now I was just thinking it's like,
Dean, now like her past or their past is like,
coming back to Huffin.
Yeah.
And so I was just thinking, I'm like, look, my mom swears,
because I like drinking, right?
My mom swears that she didn't.
Water.
No, alcohol.
Oh.
I was trying to save me.
Water, there's kids.
I'm like, I'm over 21, I'm 32.
But no, it just reminds me.
So when I drink, my mom will put it,
The will be like, okay, and you're like, why are you drinking, right?
She's like, oh, like she'll scold you.
She'll try to scold you.
She'll try to scold me. I'm like, Mom, like, you don't drink.
She's like, no, when I was your age, I was just throwing parties but with just soda.
Yeah, right.
I'm like, mom.
Yeah, right.
I remember. I tasted that soda, mom.
Yeah, I'm like, chilly.
That was jungle juice.
Yeah.
But it's just like your past is going to start coming back to you.
Even your present, not a lie.
Like, your everything is going to come back to you.
I know.
I try.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm trying not to think about that too much because like Vic can like read now and stuff.
I'm like, what if he gets a hold of my Twitter?
You're twice where you tweet.
What if or when he does?
When he does.
He already has a Reddit on you probably.
Yeah.
And guess what?
He can also see pictures.
So look at your stories.
The story you wanted to post yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
Victor.
Yeah.
Wait, you have him?
He has social media?
No, he doesn't yet.
His mom does.
Like, yeah.
And he uses her phone.
I wonder if his friends do and they show him.
Not yet, but it's coming.
It's inevitable.
Yeah, you're like Xina right now.
Yeah.
It's coming.
It's tough when you want to scold or you literally want to be the parent and your kid is like,
no, no, no.
I know what you did.
I know what you did.
Irene, I know that's you, you too.
Yeah, I do that to my mom all the time.
When she, before, like, when I was, I don't know.
But, okay, before, when I used to go out more, and especially, like, she didn't understand,
like, what I was doing for work.
Because you have a, you do a lot besides this.
You manage artists.
You're out at shows and concerts.
Yeah, I'm at, like, clubs all the time.
But I'm working.
She's wearing an angel.
Working like wood.
Oh, you're angel?
You go by angel?
No.
Oh.
But she's holding you down.
Yeah, I get the job done.
And then she used to give me like a lot of crap like, oh my God, you're always out in the street.
No, no, no, no, no.
And I'd be like, hey, bro, like, I didn't have kids.
I don't have kids.
And like, are like, are you jealous?
Like, like, are you jealous?
I like that.
But it's one of those kids.
But I just wanted to be like, hey, Brad, like, I have no responsibilities.
Like, let me go to work.
Let me do my thing.
Just because you couldn't go to work when you're young.
Doesn't mean I can't.
I mean, yeah, mom's the hardest job in the world.
Irene.
Yay.
There's a reason you call all your clients, your sons, your children.
No, it is.
It's a hard job.
She had five.
At my age, she already had five.
And you were one of them.
I know, yes.
I love the hardest one.
Hey, Irene, Hodge and say that again.
Yeah, Huff is a hard to say.
Say it one more time.
She said it like you will say it.
What did you say it about the mom?
Yeah, say it again.
This is the hardest job of the world.
No, no, no, no, no.
You didn't say it like that.
You didn't say it like that.
Say it like you did.
My phone's going to start blued ever.
Good.
No, it's not good.
She's crying.
She's a little crying.
All right.
Well, we take all of that back.
Yeah, sorry.
Giggles's mom.
Oh, my God.
Angel's mom.
I remember Angel's mom.
Angel's mom.
That's true.
I remember because I had my oldest son young.
I had him in 18.
And I remember like me and my sister were still teenager.
We still like go at it, fighting over room stuff.
Like you're still growing at that time, right?
And I remember I had gotten a fight with my sister.
I legit had gotten a fight with her, whatever.
Girl sisters fight.
Physical.
And then like a couple weeks later, it passes.
We're best friends again.
It passes.
And then her and my son David were fighting.
They were arguing over something.
Probably the TV.
Probably something little.
And then she's like,
Mom, hit her, hit her, mom.
And I'm like, no, I'm not going to hit her.
Like, we don't do that.
She's like, no, remember you punched her in the face?
And then I'm like, damn.
Like, I can't eat, like, you're right.
We just started cracking up and it was really sad.
Please don't fight, physically fight.
Yeah, no way.
Because they will use it now and then be like, hey, my mom will punch you.
Do it again.
My mom's going to punch you like she punched you before.
Yeah, it happens.
Yeah, it happens.
So shout out your brain.
Yeah.
She's being honest.
It happens because I do it to my mom.
All right.
That's it for some rest of it.
I'm Auntie from Brumbach Morning's I'm Power 106.
Now, I don't know if you knew this.
But it's National Dentist Day.
Dentist Day.
Wow.
Oh, I have bad memories.
Don't ask if I brush my teeth.
Ew.
Did you hear him?
I'm sitting next to you.
There's girls that actually like you, bro.
Yeah.
And you just said, don't ask if I brushed my teeth.
Actually, you know what?
Stick at your tongue.
No.
Don't look at my teeth now.
I'm self-conscious.
No, no, no.
If your tongue is white, then your breath's standing.
How would you know that?
Your tongue is white?
Yeah, everyone's checking their tongue.
My tongue is white, Angie.
Because usually that's how you have bad breath from your tongue.
You don't know.
I don't want to.
You don't just smile your own breath.
That's your best friend.
That's your best friend.
That's an urban legend.
Yeah.
Okay.
I just smile like a little.
Okay.
So we are celebrating a dentist.
Yes.
I don't know why.
We bought the homie Dr. Hank.
Dr. Hank.
Is he cool?
He's super cool.
He's a rapping dentist.
He does TikToks. He's all up in the mix.
But he's a dentist.
Make a for real dentist.
Yes.
He has his own spot, everything.
So he's a doctor.
Yes.
Doctor.
So for National Dentist State, we are doing what everybody wants us to do.
We're going to beat up a dentist.
I'm kidding.
We're going to come in and we're going to put them in a chair.
We're going to get noisy tools.
Yeah.
Go in on him.
Imagine your dentist with those noisy tools is like, I'm going to bust a flow for you.
right now hold on well that's next that's crazy who's next
animal put a bright light in his face yeah count down from 10 10 9 6 4 5 6 7 8
okay but maybe maybe this dentist will help you like the dentist yeah is what
we're hoping I'm not a fan of them I'm not a fan of him I'm not a fan you know I
listen to have my jaw go that that was a dentist the dentist did that and not in a
that that's no oh yeah don't think like yeah name the dentist did you go to name the dentist
I can't.
I have dental surgery later today.
Oh, my God.
You're celebrating.
No.
I know.
I'm partaking in the activities.
Real celebration.
All right.
We're going to talk to this dentist pool.
Dr. Frank.
Dr. Hank.
Dr. Hank?
All right.
Keep it here.
It's Power 106.
It's Power 106.
Yes, it is.
It's number one for hip-hop.
Good morning.
We have public enemy number one.
Oh, real.
I don't know anyone that is a fan of you.
I don't know anyone.
I like to go see you.
I don't know anyone that's like,
hey, you know, guess what I'm doing today?
It's you and the DMV.
Oh, God.
Yeah, yeah, bottom two and you ain't two?
That's pretty accurate.
That is accurate.
That's accurate.
Right?
Finish with a DMV?
Yes.
Oh, for sure.
Sometimes I would rather be in the DMV line
than sitting in a chair.
All right?
Yes, I have cavities.
Yes, I know it's up to me.
Yes, yes, I get it.
You have to do what?
Yes.
Exactly.
Yeah.
How much is my copay?
Yeah.
Jeez, what's my deductible only covering?
What?
Let me move some money around really quick.
Hold on.
Yeah, I like how you're laughing, but you're not defending yourself.
We have the homie.
It's true.
Dr. Hank in here from HD Dental Studios.
Good morning, Dr. Hank.
Good morning, you guys.
Thank you for having me.
Okay, we are so excited to have you
because not only do you make our teeth nicer
while our souls get more crushed every time,
but you also rap.
Yeah, ma'am.
And we got caught up on you because of my son.
Maximo was checking out your page and you're super on TikTok.
Like so in between clients, you're just TikToking away.
This one or that one or this one or that one.
That's a hit, by the way.
Yeah, the ATM Danny?
Yeah, I love it.
I love it.
No, so as far as TikToks and the Instagrams, I either like film my procedures or I have a set day.
No way.
I'm actually doing it.
Wow.
Okay.
How much off if I let you film a procedure on me?
Damn.
Hey, I got some Tita Nii.
I got some teeth that need out.
And I already did my whole detective.
We can barter something, dog.
I got a lot of followers.
We got a big of something out.
We got this chip tube right here in the front.
Hey, Doc, I had this thing right here.
No.
No, we got that.
And you know what's cool?
Because we were talking to, the other day,
we're talking about how real estate agents
are now using TikTok in a different fashion.
It's not just about showing the house off.
You have to have personality to actually sell your service.
And I think that that is also helpful in the dental
industry because we're all afraid of you.
To us, if you say dentists, like, because of trauma on our past or just stereotypes or
just because we know we're not doing the best, what our mouth, we're not, we're not
our dental hygiene.
We're afraid of you, but your types of content helps kind of just relieve that.
Like, God, I'm just like everybody else.
We all trying to be rappers at the end of the day.
Aren't we?
Aren't we all?
Yeah.
He walked in with prodig shoes and I was like, all right.
He's got.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
I hear dentists.
I hear.
That's in the back of my head right there.
Yeah, but he sampled it.
He wraps over it.
No, and as far as the drills, you guys,
ours are not as loud, okay?
Not as loud.
Electric handpieces aren't loud at all.
What is it that makes those other ones sound so crazy?
I feel like it's like if the trauma's not enough,
let's make it sound very primitive
because that's what those tools feel like.
So yeah, so they used to be air driven,
but like in the 2010s,
dentistry like kind of evolved a little bit.
So now the electric handpieces, they're not as loud.
And we also have, like, noise cancellation headphones in my office as well.
Wow.
So patients watching TV, listening to the music, why they get their tune down.
That's cool.
I like that.
Do you guys use car tools at any toy?
Why does dentures things sound the same as when they're taking the knobs off the tire?
It's crazy.
Whenever I place implants, I always think I'm doing, like, work at home.
Okay, so now you do cosmetic surgery.
I do everything.
I was like, I was just using that for my old.
change the other day. What is it? That's crazy. They look similar but they're not the same.
They do look similar. Okay. Do you still use those little foldy x-rays? The foldy things that they put?
Did you bite? Yeah, they got to bite and that hurt? Come on, bro. You do. I know you do. No, it's a little bit better now. Yeah. It's a little bit better now. There's one I saw that's like
Loki and MRI machine. Oh yeah. So we had that CBCT? It's right. It's $250 extra that. Your insurance doesn't cover. And if you want it like,
If not, you gotta go through the little foldy thing
and it's just take an hour.
We don't charge extra for that.
You're lying.
I'm dead sick.
My dentist charged me extra for that.
No way.
My front desk is right here.
Oh my God.
Do we charge that for that?
No.
And it was like, hey, we really need to see the back of that too.
But in order to do that, we need the MRI machine.
Are you ready?
Okay, just cost $250.
Or we don't have to do it and we could just get.
No.
And I'm like, no, do it.
That's crazy.
They be playing you.
All right.
I'm clearly you see and you hear the type of things people feel about
Dentistry. Are we exaggerating? Is it just we're being extra? Or like as a dentist himself,
do you understand where I guess those fears come from? Yeah. Yeah. No, I will say probably around like
50% of my patients are scared of their dentists. Yeah. There are a lot of people that do like going,
though. Maximo loves when they drill his mouth. No, 100 years. Who likes going? And what skin color are
they? Because I bet they're not ours. Okay. I'm happy you guys brought it down. Yeah, yeah. Beyond
Black and brown people.
Oh, yeah, but say like minorities, like black and brown people, usually they do not like going to the dentist.
Okay.
Most of my patients that do like going are, yeah, Caucasian.
That is true.
Yeah.
And I'm wondering, too, because I was talking about this, about when it comes to with my dad specifically, he came from Mexico, right?
He came, and I think that they were, with them, their life has been fight or flight.
They got to get away from somewhere to build a better life.
I don't know that necessarily dental hygiene was a priority to them, right?
I learned about dental hygiene through school.
I didn't learn through my parents, you know, and it's not their bad.
It's just they were focused on other things.
They were focused on literally making a life for us and building the groundwork of our household.
So I learned about it in school.
So I learned it secondhand, right?
So I don't know like the ritual part of it.
Now that we have children, my husband and I, it's a ritual to them.
They know it just like they know breathing air.
You wake up, you brush your teeth, right?
But I guess we had to be the gen, the first gen,
to actually implement that into our ritual.
And sometimes we don't.
You know, sometimes we didn't.
I do see a lot of my deals with like windows.
Like there's so many different, they'd rather pull the tooth in Mexico for $2,
then go over here and not understand the dentist or the dental work or anything or insurance,
even maybe not even have it.
There's so much stuff that's like on top of that.
And I'm sure for the black experience, it might be similar because while it's not the immigrant lifestyle,
it is a lifestyle of can I afford it to have insurance, do I even have a job?
to get that insurance to help me out you know what I'm saying um so I guess there's so
many layers to it but it is a fact that in our communities we're we're anti yeah you know
so I can actually get real deep with that job y'all really want me to come on you can rap you can rap
it no it all serious is no when I was a in dental school so I went to UCLA for dental school
I remember like we took systems classes so we learned by every single system of body so
like probably vascular neural everything right
And when it came to morbidity rates or like death rates, when it comes to everything that happens to do with diet and how we take care of ourselves, black and brown people are leading in every single category.
Wow.
When it has to do with your body literally breaking down, like for example, osteoporosis, that basically means that your bone doesn't build, right?
And for that, Caucasian women and Asian women are number two.
No way.
Yeah, yeah.
So, like, it had me thinking.
And I'm in Dillon School, y'all, and I'm thinking about this.
Like, damn, like, it's the reason why we have what we have in our communities as far as, like, a whole bunch of churches, liquor stores, stuff like that.
But in UCLA, we had, like, literally three grocery stores within a mile radius.
Cheez.
Trader Joe's, rides, whole food.
So all that stuff is like.
honestly programmed for us to think this way.
But when it comes to like prostate cancer,
black people are number one.
When it comes to cardiovascular disease,
Hispanics number one.
That's your heart.
Is that red meat?
So things that have to do with like our diet
and like I were taking care of ourselves,
we're leading in that.
And why is that?
That's honestly, in my opinion, design.
It's built like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we can get real deep with that.
We just did and we are sad.
Okay.
No, no, no.
But there are steps you can take.
That's the beautiful part of it.
Once you know, hey, this kind of what's been set up against you,
I think we have a community of fighters.
That's like, I'm not going to be that.
So many of us don't want to be statistics.
So many of us don't want to be, all right?
That might be what's against me, but it's not going to happen to me, right?
And one big step is literally your dental hygiene.
You got to do me.
You got to make sure you check out on your teeth.
Floss.
Okay, so we're all going to smile at you right now.
Rate us.
And you're going to rate our smile, okay?
And I'm going to let you know.
If you don't choose mine, then your song's not playing.
I have it right here.
She's on the board.
She's not lying.
Here's my smile.
Teng.
Ten out of ten.
Yeah.
Maximo, Maximo.
Maximo got ten on.
Every time.
Everyone said,
that's my kind of dentist.
I can't wait for that bill.
All right.
Look, we have Dr. Hank in here.
And again, we became fans of you because of just
the work that you're putting in on social media too.
you're a fun guy, you're a great personality.
You can tell you care.
You can tell you really like this.
And then you're smart.
You went to UCLA, like, wow.
Yeah.
And he has bars.
Yeah, and you have bars on top of that?
And dentist bars.
So we have the song right here.
Yes.
I need you to co-perform the song,
because this is a song, right?
Yeah.
Are you down?
You're on Par 106.
I'm down.
I'm in Par 106.
Let's go.
Let's go, Dr. Hank.
All right.
What's the name of the song?
Office phone.
The reason why I wrote the song is because a lot of my friends and
family, they would, like, call me to set their appointments instead of calling my office.
Right. Right. And I have an office manager that work for me that can answer the phone.
Hey, we hear it too. All our friends hit us up for tickets. It's like, hey, you can hit up the radio station.
And by the way, you can't win if you're related to me. Yeah.
Okay. All right. Let's get into office phone right here. Oh, hold on. I have the, the, the, oh, here we go.
Here we go. Oh, here. Hold on. Let me turn one. I'm going to get a room on.
All right.
Performing live office phone right here on Pine 106.
Dr. Hank.
Dr. Hank.
Let's get into this Letty.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Pi 106!
I've been out here, think about this life I'm living.
Being Hank and I can't worry about them catching feelings.
I got baby.
Or I just got she got some club.
Yes, she loved her, some Hank, so please watch them out.
That's the album.
Download the people stop sleeping.
Boring all your favorite rappers, spend them once a weekend.
Call me Hanky.
Rookin' as I'm in my zone.
Hell no, I ain't rich.
I got stoop long.
Just the eight of twilight, I don't do cologne.
Don't hit me for a performance call the office phone.
You need a dentist in L.A.
You see, they come to me.
Wait time like B-O-A with the EDD.
You doctors under me.
Like me, hooping in A-Z, like some sons to me.
Fourth of year-in, best believe I'm getting paid.
Handing the shirt for me as well as like catching phase.
I'd rather catch the K.
I'm in the office.
Booked up.
Five crowns a day.
No referrals over here.
You see, I'm in do okay.
They tap in with Hanky when she got some dental pain.
Check out my number skills on my grind.
I'm a vet with my demo drill.
Plain me numb, then while your patient feeling still.
I'm the doc for real.
I appreciate y'all, man.
I appreciate it.
You're tight.
You're my favorite dentist rapper.
No, thank you, y'all.
Shout out Dr. Dr. Dr. Dres. How about Dr. Hank?
Where can people find you?
So my office is at H.C. Demo Studios.
I'm in Culver City, California.
Come on, Culver City.
Yeah, right by the Fox Hills Mall.
Oh, okay.
And what about Instagram?
Oh, Batman Hank.
T-H-A-T-M-H-H-H-Bat-T-M-H-Batman.
Let's go.
That's go.
I like it.
What would you say about your five crowns a day?
Oh, yes.
He'll hear his 5106.
The homie.
Gregory.
Letty.
Gregory.
Go ahead.
It is a shame.
But some people want some shaming back in their lives.
Shaming.
Yes.
This girl went on TikTok and was talking about how she,
needs people to start
shaming again all over.
I agree.
Like what kind of shame? Yeah, what kind of
shame? Yeah. It's the basic little shaming,
you know, just telling people like, hey,
you're mean, hey, this, hey,
that, and point at a point, shame, shame. Shame. Shame. I'm going to let her
describe it a little bit. Listen to this.
I feel like this
might be a little controversial, but
I like it already.
I feel like it. I feel
like this might be a little controversial, but I feel like we should bring back shaming. But the type of
shaming where it's like you point and you shame and you're like, shame, shame. But like in a big,
in a big group, like if you see someone doing something that's like, shame, shame. I personally feel like
that would make the world a better place because a lot of people would feel embarrassed because a whole
bunch of people are just closing in on them pointing and screaming shame.
Oh, you know why we can't have that? Why?
Because we're going to do it for anything.
What do you mean to do it for anything?
We're going to do it for anything.
Like once we can shame someone for actually doing something shameful.
But then it's like you wore that hat.
Shame, shame, shame.
Well, it is a shame when he wears Padre's stuff.
Yeah.
Yes, you guys do it to me already, you see?
Yeah.
Not a whole group of people doing it.
No.
Maxibu did it to me in the morning.
When you're doing it, that's a group of people.
You know, one of my favorite questions of all time is, do you have no shame?
It's a great question.
You have no shame.
Yeah.
You don't.
What is the answer?
Oh, for me personally?
Yeah.
I have some shame.
Yes.
Some.
Some.
A little shame.
A little shame in me.
I personally think it might be like a something to build character for people, you know?
Just be like bringing back like, hey, shame on you to doing that.
They might not do it again.
Maybe it's going to drive them to do it again.
I don't know.
A little light school bullying.
A little light bully.
I don't think we're going to bring that back.
It could build a character?
Yeah, it does.
What type of shame though?
Mm-hmm.
Like.
Because again, like, that's a broad term.
True.
Yeah.
Even baby girl when she said controversial.
Should I shame her for how she said it?
No, you can't shame her for that.
Why?
Why?
We do it as a group.
Yeah, we shame Angie sometimes for how she says them.
Yeah.
You do all the time.
Maximo shamed me this morning for my weight.
No, I did it.
Yes, you did.
Yeah, he did.
I got on the scale and what did he say?
Dude!
He said, damn, big mama.
I was like, damn.
Well, Dan, the baby.
So let me shame him for a fat shame in you.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
You guys shame me for riding bikes.
Oh, that felt good.
I'll never do it again.
Yeah, we did.
Angie, I'll never do it again.
I'll write a bike.
Sorry.
You learned your lesson.
Thank you.
Lesson.
You shame me for riding bikes.
Don't look at me.
I didn't.
Yeah, I do.
That's not a shame.
You shouldn't ride a bike in the street.
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
Shameing the bike lane.
Not you specifically.
But there's a difference between shame me and judging, right?
I'm judging you for being on the bike.
Yeah.
Well, shame on you for judging.
We're judging me on the mic.
There's a counter.
There's a difference between judging and then shaming someone.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think so.
I do just say it first and then you shame them.
Like I'm judging you.
Yeah.
No, I'm judging you and so I judge that that's wrong.
So I'm going to shame you.
Oh, Maximo, that's how you felt.
You judged my weight and then you shame.
Yeah.
Not the worst kind of shame.
What a shame.
I'm Reisy.
You think shame should be a thing.
Yeah.
I think it should because it builds.
Jill's character and then it makes people change.
Like a little light shaming, isn't that bad.
Oh yeah, you guys shaming for being late, you know?
Yeah, and it changes people.
Like sometimes.
Yeah, I haven't been late since.
Oh, it was yesterday.
I know.
I stand by my statement.
You haven't been late since yet.
Wait till tomorrow.
Yeah, but I'm filled with shame now about it.
Yeah.
No, you're filled with pain because because you were late,
you had to buy us all coffee.
I know.
See?
I pray.
Fahomboard to me.
Pain, pain, pain.
At this point, call me sugar, shame Mosley.
White sugar, because that's your ex is stupid name.
Oh, shame about you.
Shamed about her too.
For dating sugar but not claiming her.
Shade, it's far one of six.
Now who's eating over there?
Nobody.
Oh, you're right.
Huh?
The time has come for this.
Mnamnam.
Nom.
Nom.
Nnam.
Mnam.
I can eat if you want me to.
All right.
What's the nom-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-news today, maximization?
Today is National Frozen Food Day.
National Frozen?
Yes.
Oh, that's your date, Greg.
And we were having a conversation.
And Greg said something outlandish.
All right, when it comes to frozen food.
Yes.
I could taste it.
I asked.
Yeah.
What tastes better frozen than you're so good.
I love it so much.
What tastes better frozen?
Right?
We were having that conversation in here.
And Greg had a plethora.
He had a lot.
His answers.
One surprised me so much.
What's,
what tastes better frozen?
Fried chicken.
I love frozen fried chicken.
I love it.
Gregorri.
You're dino nuggets.
You like the frozen?
They're good.
I don't know why.
Drumstick is an ice cream.
But for you,
drumstick is an actual chicken.
I could taste the drumstick.
Like cooked and then you freeze it?
It's just,
yeah,
it's fried chicken.
You let it like thaw out or something?
Well, yeah, but it's still frozen.
Like, it's still cold like that.
Yeah.
Like, I take the ice off of it, of course.
Cold once fried chicken.
You take the ice off of it?
It's frozen chicken.
But it's, it's raw?
No, it's right.
Sorry, I just pictured like my freezer.
And then frozen.
No, it was once fried.
Yeah.
Then it got froze.
Yes.
Then it got a little thawed.
And then he ate it still cold.
Oh, my God.
And then.
Greg, what happened?
Did you not know how to, you didn't know how to rehe?
You didn't know how to heat.
I think it was just being lazy.
You didn't know your heat up thing.
You were left at home.
I doubt that Maria knows this.
No, she does.
She looks at me weird.
Like, why are you eating?
Oh, so you do this even when you could cook it.
Yeah.
She looks at me like, why are you eating it like that?
I wouldn't love it.
Shame on you, fool.
That's bad.
And like eggs, scrambled eggs too.
What?
Oh my God.
Scramble eggs cold?
He has a genuine, genuine happy face to him.
You guys have to try it.
No, bro.
You have Stockholm syndrome.
Yeah, I think, yes, I think you just fell in love with it.
Just because you had to, low-key.
Because you had no other toys.
Yeah, you didn't know how to work the microwave.
You didn't know how to work the stove.
I got to warm it up.
Once I had it cold, I was like, oh, my God.
What happened that you had scrambled eggs cold?
Somebody just, like, didn't finish theirs.
So they left it there, like, and they left over.
It was cold.
So I just took it out the fridge and I started eating it.
And I was like, oh, this is so good.
Like, why would you?
And you don't.
That is so weird.
Puffet.
What do you mean?
It's not munchy.
No, it's good.
No.
Genuine.
You're sober.
You're right mind.
Stay away from that.
Because you're going to eat weirder things.
And there's been,
there's been times where, like, people will leave it on the stove and it gets all cold, too,
and I'll eat it then, too, as well.
I'm like, wow.
You need, like, an anti-micwave to, like, instantly cold things.
It's good.
It's going to freezer.
Yeah.
The fried chicken, I like when it's more crunchy when it's cold.
I don't know why.
That's insane.
The skin is more.
I don't know.
I promise you, and I'm sure there's more people like you,
but you're the only person I know that would rather eat fried chicken cold than fried chicken, like fried.
That's good.
The only time I ever did that was when I went to a buffet.
What?
Because they leave the food out of.
You know how they have, like, at the carnivals, they have fried Oreo cookies, fried pickles.
Yeah, he needs the opposite of that.
Like, it was just a frozen food section for Greg.
They can sell like three things.
Once fried things, now frozen.
Cold pizza's good too.
I like cold pizza.
There's a lot of people that like that.
Something that I like frozen is like frozen grapes.
Oh, that's good.
It's fire.
That sounds weird to me too.
Frozen grade.
It's actually really good.
It's like almost like, no, they're like icicles now.
Oh, okay.
So you eat nice.
Yeah, I like getting nice too.
Oh, yeah.
Hot food is like a lot tree.
You have anemia.
You do?
I don't have been trying so I cannot check.
Have you ever had chorizo conuevo like cold?
Like when it's cold?
I like it hot.
You like chorizoa.
No.
Tchrizo calleduevo.
The only time I've had like anything cold like that was like a hot pocket because the middle is cold.
But the outside is hot.
It's spotty.
Yeah.
It's like a mystery flavor.
Yeah.
Oh, this is cold.
You might bring your tongue or you might still be cold.
You don't know.
It's a game.
You just go through with it.
Exactly.
You're in too deep.
Too late to turn back.
Irene, do you like anything better frozen than not?
No.
Hearts.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I know.
Goert.
Oh, that's a yogurt, though.
Oh, that's a good one.
No.
Yeah, but I like it better frozen than when you can have it from the fridge or you can have like, like yogurt.
Frozen, it turns into like ice cream.
It's almost like a bowl.
You don't make me weird when you eat freaking frozen, fried chicken, dog.
It's good.
I'm bringing a frozen piece for you guys.
That would be like his, his, uh,
dream ice cream flavor frozen fried chicken
that actually just not out bad at all
when you think about like oh they got they made ranch ice cream
with your little weird taste buds Angie there's nothing you like
what was thinking uh frappuccinos those are frozen right
oh my god oh yeah it's like ice cream yeah it's supposed to be frozen yeah but he's still
frozen the idea is it's frozen yeah oh you know what's good frozen um the little girl scout cookies
oh yeah oh yeah the thin men I have no
Try that.
The patties.
Or frozen chocolate, it's good, too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, chocolate is, it's supposed to be made.
So it could, like, melt in your mouth or whatever.
Pause.
But, like, it's.
She would know.
No, but.
Oh, man.
You guys all have strong teeth.
Yeah.
I was about to say that.
And then he was like, the way my brittle teeth work.
Yeah, I'm like, I don't trust them that much.
What if I'm just like, ah, hang in that?
Yeah, yeah, chip too.
Dr. Hank.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, thank you for that.
Brother, I can't, I can't believe that.
I don't want some now.
That sounds so good.
Hey, ladies, see, this is what you're missing out on.
This is wild.
He's going to get mad at you.
No, I want it colder.
Yeah, you guys go to KFC.
He's like, hey, hey, hey, hold on, don't touch it yet.
We're going to put in the freezer for an hour and then we can eat.
Oh, that sounds so good.
I can just picture the skin.
Oh, no.
No.
Kentucky frozen chicken.
That's what KFC stands for.
Keep it here.
It's power one of six.
Brown bag.
Brown bag.
Brown bag.
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