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Sparrow 106, good morning.
Good morning.
It's Friday.
It's Friday.
We're feeling good.
You guys feel good.
Is it our pay week?
Yes.
Yay.
Pay day, baby.
Angie's rich.
You want payday.
I know that.
You guys let them all time.
Then again.
Did again.
Sorry.
Pay day.
Pay day.
You want pay day.
I know that.
Was that intentionally a song or it just like came out like that?
No, it's not even a song.
No, I know.
But it's not even a song.
It kind of was like a little jingle.
He's just saying like, ah, yeah, yeah.
He's being heckled during a press conference by this full Andrade,
and he was like, ah, you just wanted to pay.
We should loop that into a song.
I feel like that should be like a TikTok video.
Like, you know how you guys do sounds?
It is.
Oh, it is?
I don't do it. I know that.
I know that.
We just played Tony Wayne Savage's red rum.
Angie, do you know what red rum means?
No.
Drink?
Do you know where it comes from?
Like what movie?
No.
What?
Fun fact
Wait, I knew
I knew, I knew
That she didn't know
Yeah movie
Me, no, no
That was my first DJ name
Red Roe
DJ Red Roe
That was my first DJ name
That was you
Because of the movie
Yeah
Wait don't say it
I'm not gonna say it
Do you guys know the movie?
Yes
Maximo
Maximo?
No, you don't know what
I don't think so
Do you know what
Red Rum means
Red Rum
Shut up
What?
I thought a drink
You're like
Oh like Red Rum
Yeah
I feel like you would know
Max, you know what you're lying.
You think your mom's listening.
He doesn't like those movies.
Yeah.
Okay.
They're not godly things.
Which one?
Red rum, yeah.
Red rum is murder backwards.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so cool.
I thought you knew.
I mean, Vic, I thought you knew.
No, I was lying.
See?
I didn't know.
So you guys think 21 times he's talking about.
Because he's like, all I see is red rum.
All I see is murder.
Yeah.
It's from the movie.
The Shining.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Vic, you lied.
You were lying to kick you right now.
I was.
I said, do you know the movie?
Yes.
Yeah, the movie's ungodly.
That's why I didn't watch it.
I was hoping you wouldn't call on me.
I'm like, yeah, wow, maximal, wow.
Wow.
Did you notice how quiet he was?
Yeah.
He was still in quiet and setting us straight.
He said yes too fast.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah, the shining with Jack this was saying.
Wow.
So they're getting haunted throughout this weird, crazy hotel thing, right?
And then, I don't know, like, somebody writes, or one of the, the kid.
The little girl.
Yeah, writes murder.
And they look at it, like, through a mirror.
And that's when they see that it's murder.
Yeah, she writes red rum on the door.
She writes red rum.
And she keeps going, red rum, red rum.
Wow.
That's really cool.
I thought he was just talking about alcohol.
That's so funny.
He needs to know that.
Yeah.
He needs to know that there's a whole, like, percentage of the population.
That don't know.
That don't know.
It's like, well, he sees red.
Does he wine?
Is you drinking wine a lot?
A lot of times, like, hooks and stuff don't make sense,
but you're just like, ram, rum.
Yeah.
I was drinking rum.
Right.
But, Doc, now that you know where it comes from,
that this fool's name is DJ Red Room.
That was so much of you.
I made, like, T-shirts, I made stickers.
Oh, my God.
I hired DJ Red Room.
Oh, my God.
For some of the Power 106, I'm kidding.
Really?
No way.
Yeah, I made a whole bunch of stickers,
and everybody was putting them around the school.
And they're like, hey, it's red rum instead of his murder.
Yeah, let's have a full red rum, right?
So, like, can you stop giving out those stickers?
They're everywhere.
Oh, my gosh.
All right, well, we learned something new today.
Yeah, thank you.
Happy Friday.
Shout out to you.
That phone, we just made it like 100 times better.
That phone, we just made it like 100 times better.
Yeah, like you listening to it.
Like it was cool, but now it's like, wow.
It's even coolest.
Here's like eggs there.
I got to go to savage.
Look, check this out.
Got simp of the week, Maximo.
What's going on?
Every day this week, we nominated a simp.
Yes.
So I'm going to let you know which one is a winner.
Oh.
And there's a lot of great ones.
Love it.
Love it.
Love it.
Maximo never changed.
We're going to be.
LA's number one for your pop.
We're going to be getting a winner.
The buildup.
These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week.
Being a Simp.
On Simp of the Week.
Yes.
Wow.
Oh, very inspirational.
That was Riggs.
That was like symbology.
It was St. Patrick's.
Symbology?
Sympology 101.
No, St. Patrick's Day weekend.
St. Patriss?
I'm using that this weekend.
You better not.
You better not.
It better not get you any girls.
What up, girl.
I got that St. Pat Riz.
You're lucky.
You're probably not going to get there.
Yeah, you're green.
Get out of here, Lepercon.
Yeah.
Sit out of here, lepercon.
Okay, what's up, bro?
Well, we're going to start with Savannah James.
Oh, Savannah James.
Who last weekend was caught in the middle of some drama because her boom.
Her man was caught in the middle of two ladies.
But she had to catch all the drama from the social media platforms.
LeBron James was at work talking to his boss.
Yes.
Talking to the owner of the Lakers.
Yes, Jeannie Bus.
And then what's baby girls name?
The Rombus lady.
Linda Rombus?
Linda Rombus.
Rambus.
But Lebron was sitting down and he was coached.
posied up, they were being a little extra touchy-touchy and loving to him.
He didn't touch him.
Very touchy-touchy.
And the next day.
It's crazy that the video shows him sitting next to them and they're like all over him.
And then lip readers are like, he told them happy international.
First of all, happy International Women's Day.
Dog, that's so crazy.
I know because they were like, yeah, go ahead.
Oh, no.
I was just saying, yeah, that's like not consent to touch a man.
To me it was crazy.
Like, Dad, even on women's day, a man will get us angry.
You know what I'm saying?
But they got so high.
International Women's Day, fights happened, okay?
But we're assuming that baby girl got upset,
at least upset at how the internet was reacting.
Because they were like, wow, they are all over him.
And they set her up because the next day when they were at their son's basketball game,
someone took a picture and they obviously posted the one where she looked angry.
Right.
He looked like, I don't want to be here.
She looked a little bit upset.
Yeah.
But good news.
What is it?
LeBron James posted a picture of them together.
I hope you didn't wish her Happy International Women's Day on the Post.
They either made up or he's, you know, trying to win her back.
Is the caption nights?
I have no idea.
It was just like a party they went to.
It wasn't really a captioning.
Oh, no, they probably went to that one party.
The gold party.
Yeah.
He played a same.
That's one nominee.
That's a big nominee.
Yes.
Then we have Damien Lillard who last month, I mean, Glorilla, I mean, Glorilla is the nominee.
Yes.
But she shot or shot at Damian Lillard.
Oh, yeah.
She tweeted, like, whose man is this?
Because I want him after they took a photo.
And then she says, whoever she is can get whoop.
Fight for him.
Fight for Dave.
At all.
Something about the photo they took.
She was like, I need this man in my life, right?
Yes.
So they asked Damien about the situation.
He was just like, oh, cool, played it all.
Yeah, like, shout out.
Shout out.
He's going through a divorce himself.
Yeah, he wants no parts of it.
And then she actually tweeted.
Okay.
Okay, cool with like a little sunglasses emoji.
Wow.
Wow.
So she's like, I guess.
She's like, yeah.
Yeah.
She's like, damn.
Yeah, that's a synro.
Oh, I feel bad for her now.
I didn't know she tweeted that.
Yeah.
Because she came out as a pin like throwing like shooting her shot.
Shooting her shot.
Like hey, I don't care who it is.
I'm gonna shoot my shot.
Then he answered like, yeah, shout out her,
but kind of like deflecting the question.
Yeah, for sure.
And then she reposted it?
No, she just replied like, okay cool, the timing.
But reply to what?
Oh, like during the time she tweeted.
Oh, cool.
with sunglasses.
Oh,
she's,
she's,
yeah.
But don't worry,
Andrew,
don't worry.
She has a new one.
Because you are a nominee.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See,
look how I light up
and you tell me that.
Oh,
I know.
I know.
She's really proud of it.
Yeah,
because we went to brunch on Sunday.
Angie brought her men
and this was like the first time
we've met him before.
Yeah.
But this was the first time
you were
grunching with him.
Oh, yeah.
I think that's the first time
I'm like PDA with him.
That's the mob
just kicking in,
huh?
Because normally I don't like
I don't like hugging them.
Okay, so normally, because this, that was so weird to me, Angie.
And I'm not, I was like, let you're being possessive.
Lettie, let her go.
Like, I was like, let her have love.
No, but I'm like, but literally there's parts to me like, no, this isn't her.
What is happening?
It's not.
What is my feeling this way?
Let's like Angie blink if you're okay.
Yes.
And then Angie and my sons were there.
And they love Angie.
They've known Angie since they were born.
And they went, we didn't talk about this.
Luisito went on her lap and she's like hugging them and everyone's like oh are you guys going to have a baby suit like everyone yeah everyone was like how they looked so cute like her my son and Marcus and I'm like bro I don't right Irene yeah yes you know what you guys have they both have the same shirt the cost shirt right Marcus has the same one oh my god he's like yeah the unique little for you and cause collab yeah so I was just watching that like I'm losing her yeah no they're taking my kid with her
They were all over each other
I heard them call each other like
Snoopy poo.
You were late
You wouldn't know
He was late
All right
Guess who's gonna be late
For their month period
Oh
Ouch
I don't like it
Move on
Next nominee
Next nominee
Adam Sandler
The Big Daddy himself
The Big Daddy himself
Go ahead, Mike Timo
Yeah
He does this
Speech he did for an award show is popping up all over socials again.
And he's, during the speech, he said this.
I love about his wife.
I love every car ride and every kiss we've ever had.
Oh, God.
Forever and ever my girl.
Okay.
I truly believe that my husband loves me.
I don't believe that he loves our car rides.
No.
I agree with you.
You know what I'm saying?
Angie, I truly believe Marcus is head over heels in love with you.
But can he say he loves every car ride that you guys have ever had?
I don't think so.
Right?
No.
No.
Because what happened?
Especially when I'm on my days?
Yeah.
No.
I don't want to get him breathing.
And then car rides with you and your girl.
You love her.
You love her so much.
You've been with her like over a decade.
For sure.
But car rides sometimes.
Every single car ride.
Can I listen to this music already?
I don't want to talk about this real.
Bro.
So by the way, I will say about Adam Sandler, people are mad that we nominated him.
Really?
Yeah.
Irene.
Why?
Yeah.
We got so much hate on Brown Bank Mornings 106.
And I think just people don't understand.
the context unless you're listening right now
and you get it, people are like,
why is being in love with your wife bad?
This is what's wrong with social media.
Like, y'all got it.
Y'all got it.
Can we not many of them?
No, and it was so, and they chose Pimp, right?
Yeah, they were just like, it's good to love.
Why do you guys love toxicity so much?
Like, it's such a trend to hate your wife
and then and I'm just like, oh my gosh.
Yeah, they were going in on the post that we did about.
Wow.
And I think it's how much we love Adam Sandler.
Yeah, I love that.
But anyone can be a sin.
That's a big daddy himself.
Yeah.
Now what?
Honestly, I feel like he was just using his incredible acting skills.
Right.
He called every step.
Acting to love her?
Acting that he loves every car ride.
We think he loves her.
Yeah, I think it had to be sarcasm.
Like, and then the car ride home was like, I got you.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you know, our car rides.
He probably knows their car rides are the worst.
Yeah, he probably farts like crazy.
Yeah.
Roll up the window.
Not even like.
Locks in the colors.
But yeah, just so you know, we got a lot of hate on it.
Well, losers.
Cip.
Well, the Cimp of the week.
Okay, hold on.
It's Queen James, Savannah James.
Savannah James.
Yeah.
I won't simp you out because you are a queen.
And I'm not going to do this on Women's Month.
No.
Okay, but the guys are.
Happy you're a women's month, Savannah.
Yeah.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip, sip, sip, sip.
What's the word?
Word on Rosecrans.
Roast crotch.
What's the word?
That's you.
The word is, sorry.
The word is Gunna has rap friends again, okay?
And he's proud of them, all right?
So look, for the first time since Gunna was released from jail as a part of the YSL Rico case,
he's finally getting support from other Atlanta rappers, okay?
And he just dropped a brand new song with Offset titled Prada Them.
Okay?
Here's a snippet.
of the song
All right of
I'm a rest of
getting chatted
Out of my race
timeless
certified for every
diamond
All right
All right
So he got that song
Offset is featured
on there
A lot of people
are like wow
Offset
You know
At first
kind of like
Everybody really in Atlanta
kind of took a step back
From
Right
For sure
To get a step back
Or definitely
Denounced
Gunna
Yeah
Because Gunna
Homies with Young Thug
Young Thug
Goes name
For the Hawaii
I saw this part of the same camp.
It's believed that Gunna started working and cooperating, aka snitching.
And so then he gets out.
Young Thug is still in there.
Young Thug who kind of brought him, at least in the rap game.
For sure.
It made people more aware of him.
And so people are like, dang, how could you do that to Young Thug?
So everyone knows in hip-hop we say we don't like snitches.
Yeah.
We say that.
So people have been taking sides.
Exactly.
And a lot of the relationships that Gunna had were, like,
like met through young thug so of course you know you're kind of gonna your loyalty's gonna be to him
and some big names like like drake like 21 savage like 21 savage 21 savage is actually the one
that probably has been the most vocal about i'm anti you exactly but he got the support of offset
you know by being featured on the song and future former frequent collaborator of his also showed support
by tweeting the link to the new collab but then he deleted it once people cut wind of it okay so
you know, it appears that maybe they're rap friends again.
Maybe he didn't tell nobody or he just got like tired of people.
Or maybe he thought it was an offset song?
Maybe.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, dang, Gunnarth Sundays?
Oh no.
What have I done?
That would make sense.
But overall, I mean, he's going on tour, you know, it seems like people are starting to
lighten up and kind of like not be so stern on like, hey, we can't talk to him, we can't
listen to his music, we can't anything.
Right.
For the most part.
their peer group probably not the audience i don't think the audience ever really left him
because the audience that loves gunna is always going to love gunna even when that was happening he was
selling out shows he was selling out shows because the common listener isn't not that they're not
hip but like they love his music for what i'm saying so which the album he dropped after he got out
was really good yeah that's how you mean we still play that song yeah exactly well i think at first like
they weren't even sure if the public would support him because they only booked like
New York and L.A. shows.
Yeah, they're testing the waters.
But now it's kind of a little bit more okay.
Yeah.
And he delivered.
He delivered on his album.
You know, so it's like, that music was undeniable.
So it's like, all right, what you mean?
We can't listen to him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Look, Drake is doing the most to win the Mexican vote, okay?
Seems like he's on a campaign trail or something.
Yeah.
Last night, he was in San Antonio, Texas.
And while he was there, he brought out.
Pesso Bluma.
All right, listen to this.
That's so tight.
And Pesso Bluma has roots in San Antonio.
I know he's Mexican, but he, like, he lived out there for some time.
It's kind of weird where he's at, but San Antonio's definitely.
That's like if there was a U.S. hometown for him, it would be that.
It would be San Antonio.
That they brought him out there.
Yeah, he was close by, he was at a music festival, South by Southwest.
So it was kind of like not too far.
He's like, all right, you know, Drake gave him the call.
He came through.
And then.
He went in his Rubicon.
Yes.
I really do.
Yeah, it's like a 45-minute drive from Austin and San Antonio.
Maryland.
He didn't do it.
So, and also earlier this week, he was at Houston's rodeo.
Drake?
Yeah, Drake was.
And he brought, he came out to Chino Pacas music.
Chinopacas is new artist signed to Fuerza Regida.
Yeah, he's going to be a rolling loud.
He's going to be a rolling loud.
Tonight.
Yeah, he's going to be out there.
So there's a lot of, you know, speculation that, you know, Chino might be signed to, uh, to
Drake's label or at least they're in the same camp.
Really?
Yeah.
And so earlier this week.
Yeah.
Tezu was so crazy one time we interviewed Chino Pacas.
Yeah.
And someone with an owl chain was with him.
Like a big someone.
Very expensive.
And we're like, wait.
Talk guy.
You don't, do you speak radiation?
Yeah.
Because Chinito Pacas is like straight Mexican.
Yeah.
He went to Florida from Mexico, but like he came and like he was working in drywall or
something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then making music on the side and blew up after that.
And like, but it was just funny to see like him coming with some owls.
It was so wild.
Yes.
What's what's going on?
Hey, you usually tell things that you know on power.
Why don't you do that now?
I can.
I don't know if you can.
I don't know.
But also already got mad at Angie.
What did you do, Angie?
This week.
Yeah.
Let's just make a more man.
Okay.
We just know that there's a certain.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Big.
This is your thing, Big.
I know.
I don't know.
There's a certain collaboration coming up, and it's going to be more like, wow, Drake has gone Mexican.
It might have been all the characters that we just need.
Yeah, he's champagne poppy for real.
And I'm thinking he's always, he always knew, like, that Spanish-speaking audience is an audience to tap into it.
From your name being champagne poppy, right, which my friend Bodega Bam's really mad about.
Like, I'm the original puppy.
He took it from me is the whole thing.
But doing Sangzu Romeo.
Yeah.
Bad Bunny.
Like, he always knew, like, I.
I got to stay in touch with this and it's going to be really good.
Yeah, and Spanish girls love him like his adventure.
Yep, that part.
Yeah.
I just want to hear him on time, brim, bram, bram, brim, bram, brach, bram, bram, bram, right.
That's probably coming next.
This is all interesting.
They got me and drag on.
Yeah.
All right, guys, that was your word on Rosecrans.
I'm Rosecrans, Vic for Brownback Mornings.
I'm power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
Lucky, I love that Rolling Loud is in Inglewood this weekend and very far away from downtown, okay?
If you are anywhere near downtown from, and even from Echo Park to Century City.
Wow, that's big.
Stay far, and you're not a runner, you don't have like a runner anything.
You stay inside, go somewhere else, visit family in Palmdale or something.
Why?
Because there's going to be insane street closures because the L.A. Marathon is this Sunday, March 17th.
But even beyond the marathon, the day before, there's another run.
There's the LA Big 5K and then there's the LA Kids run that's at Dodgers Stadium before even the marathon on Sunday.
So there's going to be traffic period and road closures period.
That's crazy.
Yeah, a lot of people.
She's a runner.
She's a track star.
I hate running.
Yeah, just on Instagram, huh?
Yeah.
So who's really?
You don't just run on Instagram.
This is real life, dog.
According to Greg, people fake run.
People do fake run.
And now they're closing down the streets again for it.
You fake run.
You run. You run away from your problems and girls.
It's still running.
There's a runner versus bikers underlying.
And then bikers fight it because even like low-key how commuters hate bikers.
Yeah, we put up with your like when everybody on Sunday decides to like just ride their bikes together.
Yeah.
Your little hand signal like, bro.
What are we 12?
True.
The way that bikers feel about runners is how cars feel about bikers.
We're not closing down all of L.A.
On the sidewalk.
They don't try to jump in everybody's lane.
They just closed all of downtown L.A.
I'm so down.
Running was the first sport.
Yes.
And actually they do close.
Not by choice.
They do close the street for bikers.
And then the other day that was driving by Overe Street
and was a bunch of naked bikers.
I don't know why you guys could do that.
Oh, legit.
Naked bikers.
I was like, wait, what?
Why did I get excited?
No, it's nice.
She would not.
It was gross.
I laughed because I remember seeing the videos on TikTok.
No, it happened.
They're just allowed to do that.
Not bikers that are in motorcycles.
No.
Like bicyclists.
Bicyclists.
There you go.
We love bikers.
Shout out,
Mongols.
These don't be mad at this.
I like mountain bikers because they stay in the mountain.
Yes.
You can't even do that.
No.
Like go far away from us.
You know,
I love you.
This was all about the marathon.
This is all runners here.
That was cycles.
No, but you know what?
I am, loki, jealous of the marathon runners
because they get to ride freely
through some of the most iconic L.A. landmarks.
They're going to pass by Rodeo Drive,
the Hollywood Walk of Fame, the Pantages Theater,
Capitol Records, the Cathedral of Our Lady of Angels, you know.
But it's going to be clear.
They're going to run through that and not be bothered.
Yeah, they should run down the 405.
But, Loki, speaking of the 405,
the 405 is going to be closed.
A lot of the 101.
Yeah, the 101 exits.
marathon run this.
No, I'm telling you.
Let's talk about the road closures.
I promise you, you're not going to be able to make any, any type of commute or any of that.
The 101 on Hill Street, the 101 on Temple, on Stadium Way, on Sunset Boulevard, on Broadway, on Grand Avenue, Echo Park Avenue, and Glennell.
Like, all of the exits are going to be close.
That's crazy.
Get the bikers and the runners and put them all on the mountains.
The freeway stop on 405 at Santa Monica Boulevard.
on Wilshire Boulevard.
Nah that.
Yeah.
Street closure is crazy.
I'm telling you.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, Elysian Park, Echo Park, all of that.
We just got to stay inside or go cheer them on.
And look even me because there's a, I guess, one of the miles, there's the cheering station.
Yeah.
So I know that's where we have to go to cheer on Hoaree because he's running.
But I'm like, I don't know how when I get there.
I don't know where I'm going to park.
I'm already frustrated.
Maybe a cheering station?
Yeah, just so when they're running, like, who.
You could just run there.
They just run by you for 10 seconds.
Me and my kids?
Yeah, just run there.
No, because I was even thinking of Ubering,
but Uber's don't have car seats.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm like trying to just figure it out.
I'm like, already I know wherever I end up parking,
I'm going to run there.
I'm going to have to.
All this road closure just for somebody on Instagram
and be like, get ready with me to go to the LA Marathon and run.
That just shows me the type of people you follow.
Like, you're just mad at the girls you follow.
Everybody's doing the marathon.
All of a sudden, it's like, stop caping.
Stop being fake about it.
Wow.
If they're such a terrible.
The marathon, then they're doing the marathon, then they're being real about it.
They're not.
Yeah, they're being helpful.
Yeah.
I just wish I liked running.
I hate running too.
I hate the marathon.
Yeah.
I like running.
I'm okay.
I know you, yeah.
You know what it's called?
Instead of being on the road, a treadmill.
How about that?
Run on a treadmill.
Wow.
Yeah, exactly.
I do.
Run on a peloton.
I mean, use a peloton then.
Yeah.
If we're talking, instead of a bike.
No, bikes have wheels.
I just don't understand this bicyclist runner hate.
Yeah, it's some real beef.
Yeah.
It's some real beef.
Yeah.
I just don't understand it.
They get in the way.
Okay.
They be on the bike.
All right, dog.
You're in the way right now.
Look.
You know my legs will never come off the chain?
Like your bike will?
Yes.
Yes.
Your legs are your legs.
All right.
Check this out.
Hey, look.
I like that you guys are riding for the.
Yeah.
They're not running for the race.
Because next year, are you guys down?
Yeah.
We could try it.
Okay.
Remind me.
The marathon is how many miles?
26.2.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, hell.
I will send you great juju.
You guys.
See you, boo-boo?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm down to do it.
I'll cheer you up.
Do you want a bike?
Not at the cheering station, though.
Would you run the marathon with me?
Yeah, I'd run a marathon.
It's easy.
That's easy.
Easy work.
Oh.
Wow.
Wow.
That's easy.
Girl, next year you're running the marathon with me.
I don't have to be posting it on Instagram every time.
You're going to post it.
You're going to post it.
I'm going to make content.
He's going to say it every day.
Yeah.
Running his life.
I'm a little thing.
I'm a little bit.
I'm trying to go viral.
Yeah.
That's all great.
I'm running with my phone in the air.
Run right into your house.
You do that already while you're riding your bike.
I'm hitting mile two and I'm good.
I'm feeling good.
Like, bro, shut up.
We know how your little laundry room looks like because you record yourself doing burpees.
In my room, yes, but I'm not running in public and like, look at me running.
Look at the hills.
Look at the sun.
Oh my God.
It's so perfect.
It's like I'm sitting there.
You literally film yourself getting out of the door here at work.
What's the difference?
It's not like I'm fake working out.
Because I know they're recording it, and then they're like, okay, I have to edit this.
And then that's another 20 minutes of them editing.
Is that what you do?
Are you telling on yourself?
Maybe.
Yeah, a little bit.
Hi, Greg.
We have shout-outs, though.
What's up, Gregory?
Yes, we do.
I want to give a shout-out to Stefan, London, and Elijah from your dad.
Aw.
Gabriela's wants to shout out herself and her daughter, Audra, who listened to us on their commute every day.
Hi, little babies.
And then we have a lot of birthdays as well.
Birthday?
Birthday.
All right.
Happy birthday.
Nicole from your mom, Yvette.
Nicole.
Happy birthday to Amelia and Uncle Steve Barraza from Bree.
Uncle Steve.
Happy birthday to Sarley from Madeline.
Sarley?
Sarley.
Sarley, S-A-R-L-E-Y.
S-A-R-L-E-Y.
S-R-L-E-Y.
We learn.
Yeah, that's a cool name.
That's a cool name.
Happy birthday.
Joey from Monique.
Happy birthday to Jonathan from your mom, Marita.
Aw.
Marita.
Happy birthday to Ari Renee from your mom.
Ari Renee.
And then happy birthday to
Arlexis from Brianna.
Our Lexus or Alexis?
Our Lexus.
Spell it out.
That's our Lexus.
Maybe they're fighting over their car?
Yeah.
It's not yours.
It's not mine.
It's our Lexus.
That's what you're made.
You're made in our Lexus.
Kiddy, kidding, kidding.
Oh!
That would be a vibe though.
Is that it, baby?
That's it.
This is a lot of birthdays.
That's a lot of birthdays.
Nicole, Amelia, Uncle Steve, Sarley, Joey, Jonathan, Ari Renee, and Alexis,
happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumblai!
Ati!
I'm kidding.
Irizi, you just got a winner for the Disney California Adventure Park tickets or Disneyland tickets.
Who is our winner?
Juan Ortega from Sephora and Novelli.
There you go.
My God.
S.F.E., great, 1-8.
All right, we are getting into the homie helpline.
Are you ready, Victorino?
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got your fault.
The homie help line.
Wendy needs our help.
Wendy.
All right, she sent us a DM and said, hey, brown bag, I need your help.
So my mother-in-law hasn't been working for the past couple of years.
She gets state help, but of course my husband, being an only child, has to step in to help her.
her. So this has been the main issue of our arguments because she is perfectly capable of working.
She said, I get so frustrated and my husband understands and also gets frustrated with her,
but just doesn't know how to tell her that we can't help her anymore.
I can see how much stress my husband is under. I'm currently pregnant and I'm over her to the
point I don't want her around. What should I do? Should I be the one to step up and tell her no?
how can my husband tell her
if she's, if he's all she's got
help me, brown bag.
Wow. Wow.
You're screwed.
Yeah.
Don't involve me into this.
Yeah. I'm stressed out.
Don't make his pick aside.
The pregnant lady or the swagra or the swagra?
No, I don't want to think.
The swagna that has nobody else?
Yeah.
I can't think that.
That's hard.
Yeah.
And I just go straight because my dad lives with us.
My, like, I'll take care of him until
what this guy is no longer.
Like I will not never do that.
Do we get frustrated?
Yeah, it's family, but
and also baby girl, you're pregnant.
Yeah.
I know what it's like to be pregnant
and not just the stress,
but like there's emotions that you may feel
and you may not even really think this way
not being pregnant.
But it's a thing.
You're right here and you're right now.
It's affecting you.
And even being pregnant,
I'm sure there's time she hates her husband
so she must hate her swag
that even more.
Even more.
Yeah.
making her husband.
I've heard there's like a certain thing that like when you're pregnant,
there's like one person that for some reason you just become like intolerable of.
Like you can't stand them.
I don't know if it's like an old wife sale or something,
but I've heard that it's like your ire,
like everything that you hate just goes into one random person.
I think that's just what Ali told you because she was like.
This happens to every pregnant lady.
Are you saying that she was lying?
No, I think she was trying to tell you something.
Like you're just annoying.
Yeah.
She's trying to break it easy to you.
She hit up to him and he's like,
how do I tell my baby daddy that he is annoying me?
No, no, no.
I get you.
But, like, for example, when you're pregnant,
you start to crave things that you never craved.
You start to be disgusted by things that you probably usually like.
I could not even smell white rice.
White rice would make me feel like puking while I was pregnant.
Yeah, it's the weirdest thing.
Wow.
But other people, like, they want to see what laundry detergent tastes like
as pregnant girls.
And I don't know what I think that's good.
Some people get crazy.
No, it's not good.
Yeah.
But that happens.
Yeah.
It's just, then that's just what it makes, no, you want to.
Yeah.
Obviously.
The smell is appetizing for some reason.
My mom told me she licked a brick when she was pregnant with me.
Yeah.
What?
That's what she told me.
She's like, it was red.
Like, it's a white or like, construction worker brick.
Yeah.
Construction worker like from the house.
Like, it was wet.
She's like, that looks appetizing.
Yeah.
And she went and she called.
That's true, though.
Yeah.
And you can't explain it.
Because these are all the hormones that are happening in your body.
Why are you laughing at my mom, bro?
That's so odd.
No, I'm not going to laugh at your mom.
I'm not going to laugh at you.
I'm not going to laugh at you like with your brick face.
That's probably why.
Yeah.
Like they're licking bricks.
I wonder if it was red or was it a concrete color.
Can you please ask her?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Hopefully it wasn't concrete.
She licked concrete crazy.
Yeah.
How old is that for?
You might be your mom.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
I hope not.
I'm saying is, you know how you're not you when you're hungry?
You're not you when you're making a baby inside you, okay?
But not to invalidate her feelings.
She don't like that the mother-in-law is basically living off of her man.
It's capable and living off her man.
Who cares if she's old?
Right.
Who cares if she?
Two new replacements.
There's one answer.
Easy answer to this one answer.
Old people's home.
Send them there.
No, because who's going to be?
be paying for that.
Those aren't free.
Miss Maria Conday, do you hear how this 27-year-old that is still living in your house?
Full free?
Well, yes.
Doesn't have to pay rent, but he's saying, send them old people to old homes home.
Hey, Greg, isn't there old people's home in Whittier?
There's like a lot of them.
Right when you get off the exit?
Yeah, there's a lot of them.
Do you like fantasize about one day?
Sending them there?
Who goes first?
Your mom or you're dead?
Oh, my dad's long gone.
Oh, bro.
You live in their house read free as a 27-year-old.
How many years will you let them live with you?
You don't know how many times we tell my dad, dude, go somewhere.
Do something.
You're a wild.
Get a girlfriend or do something.
Get a girlfriend.
Okay, now you're going into the family dynamic and I don't want to do that.
No, we'll send him to all.
We'll send him right now and he's not even that old.
That literally before we got up on Mike, I asked him like, are your parents proud of you?
And he's like, yeah.
But now you're talking smack about them.
Yeah.
They're so...
Don't put it all people, so...
They'll appreciate it.
No, they don't have fun.
As long as you've been living off of them,
how many years would you let them live off you?
No, seriously.
That's a great question.
You're 27.
You have a job, but you don't pay rent.
Yeah.
I get why your brothers are like so annoyed about you.
Right?
You're the youngest you still live there, A&Bee.
I have my own place or as I'm living at their house?
It's your house.
My house.
And they live with you.
rent free how long are you doing that i'll see like a year or two i'm like hey that's wild
ungrateful i worked so hard to get here you know so ungrateful you saw me on my downfall and now
i don't want to see you at your downfall oh my god it's like it's like a family you know
oh my god it's hard to see you from up here yeah i heard there's a good bingo night down the street
though you want to know it's his like suppressed childhood trauma hey dad remember when you didn't get me
in and out oh yeah oh yeah
So now you're out.
I'm in and you're out.
Exactly.
This is crazy.
All right, let's please help Wendy.
Let's help Greg Pack.
That probably only has like three things.
All right.
Prego Wendy is mad that her
swagger is living off her like Prego Wendy's man.
Who's the suegra son?
And she doesn't know how she should,
if she should be the one to tell her
because she don't even want to see her.
Because they're both frustrated with her.
They're both frustrated.
Or should the husband say something?
and how can they go about that, all right?
Let's help her.
Watch she's like a, oh, my God.
She tries her heart is.
Oh, and when when the baby, I can't stand this lighting.
And you kicks her cane?
Yeah.
She's going to watch novels while I'm watching love is blind again.
Power 106.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, online, we got you for the homie helpline.
Wendy wants to know Wendy, hell her mother-in-law is going to get out of her house.
That's a good one.
He talked about that one.
You were still late.
Nobody knows that.
They'll know.
So, all right, look, Wendy has a mother-in-law.
Her mother-in-law's been living with them for the past couple years.
She gets state help.
She doesn't work.
But it's stressing her and her husband out.
And to top it all off, Wendy is pregnant.
She's Pregos, and she has this look in her eye for her swagger.
She's just like, she needs to get the hell out of here.
She's so annoyed.
There's towning big enough for the both of us.
Yes.
So, yeah, so she wants to know if she should tell her
or how she can tell her husband to tell her.
Okay.
Her husband is going to tell her.
Her husband is also frustrated.
Yeah.
Or her husband knows how to keep her happy by saying, too, is frustrated.
Yeah, me too.
She's so annoyed.
I know.
But she cooks my favorite food and you don't.
I'm going to.
You don't know.
Let's go to the phone lines with it.
Who do we have on the line?
Baby, girl, Irene.
We have Alexis from Whittier on line four.
Alexis.
Alexis.
Good morning.
Good morning, baby girl.
How are you doing this morning?
Bless to see another day.
That part, Alexis.
All right, talk to us.
What would you tell Wendy?
Who's not blessed to see another day with her mother-in-law?
I would tell her that she needs to have her do really speak to the mother because obviously if she has nowhere to go in different things.
Like if it was her mom or dad, would she kick them out?
She's pregnant.
She's hormonal.
It's understandable.
But if the mom is not contributing to nothing and I found out that she gets some kind of assistance, that's crazy.
But like, he really needs to sit down and talk to his mom because all he's going to do at the end of the day is keep making a wedge between her and his girl.
Right.
Like you can't pick.
She's carrying your child.
Even if she wasn't, this is somebody that you committed to.
And she does have a right to feel like, like, you know, she's like, man, I do.
He hurt.
I'm hurt.
Right.
And the mom is just sitting there.
But like, they, not even all, he needs to sit down with his mother and speak to her and let her know the situation before it just get bitter.
Right.
And that would be so stucky to get bitter with your mom and your girl.
And you already know, if you're a mama's girl, whatever, she's never going to like the female you with, really.
Because, you know, it's my child.
She ain't.
You should.
Come on.
Now, you got to think about it to Alexis, because I'm assuming that she's probably had conversations with her man to do it.
And I really do feel like she's at her wit's end and she kind of wants to do it.
If she was the one to talk to the mother-in-law, how would you tell Alexis to go about it?
Because I think, low-key Alexis, she's all jacked up on pregnancy hormones.
That she's like, no, I need to tell her how I feel.
Oh, no, Alexis's own pregnancy.
big, I'm going to be a single mama at this.
Yeah, that part.
That's how she needs to tell him.
Because if I got to tell her pregnant how I feel about her, I'm going to be a single parent.
No, it's going to turn to sound bad for sure.
And then the mom's going to cry.
Yeah.
And the baby's going to come early.
Oh, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
The baby's going to come early.
No, we don't need that.
No, we don't need that.
All right.
Iese.
Who else we got on the line, Mama,ita?
We got.
Hold on that.
I got you.
I got Brittany on line one from Watts.
All right.
Brittany.
Britney.
Brittany.
Hi.
Hey, what's up, guys?
What's up, baby girl?
Why are you posting all crazy on Instagram?
For real, I just tell that.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, Ron.
I wonder, Robbriny, Robbony.
Hey, Brittany, talk to us.
What would you tell, Alexis?
Good morning.
What are you doing?
Who are you hiding from?
My son.
He's going to wake up right now.
Oh, why is he going to wake up?
Because he's going to be allowed?
Oh, okay.
How old is he?
He's a baby.
He's four.
Okay, because I'm like, it's school?
Hey, put the phone next to him.
Hell no, girl.
I'm just going to play cocoa melon
No no I'm not
I'm not in my okay talk to this momacita
What would you tell this girl Wendy
About her situation with her mother-in-law and all that
Okay so from my personal experience
I stood with my son's dad and his mom
During my pregnancy and it was a sectioning house
Mind you we all know that the friend below
So I was very confused
as to why my son's dad would always give more money, you know, like, what the hell?
Like, you just got your check.
Right.
Like, you're, you know, you're spending all this money and I'm pregnant too, but I work during my pregnancy.
So I didn't mind it.
I would question it, but I wouldn't mind it.
Right.
So my thing was that my advice would be like if she is capable of working the pregnant girl, Wendy, go work, you know.
I think it would be better.
Right.
She worked, you know, because don't have, don't put your man's through that situation.
Yeah.
Don't put him to pick between the ladies.
that birthed him and the lady that's about to have his child.
Yes, because although I know that, like, with my son's dad, like, the whole Section 8 thing,
she struggled a lot, you know, so I love that.
I love that my son's...
You love that she struggled?
Yeah, that's weird.
No, you...
No, that he contributed.
You're so funny.
I'm trying to wake up your baby.
All right.
No, so she was...
Let's wake up right now.
No, but my advice would be is, like, you know, like, just don't.
Don't ever put your man in that position where he's helping his mom.
And especially seeing that he's the only child.
You know, she depends on him.
And then what if the hardship comes and then she's pregnant?
And, like, you guys, girl, you're going to want to go out.
You know, you're going to want that daycare.
So don't.
Right there in the house.
Don't.
Yeah.
So let her get her little free from government money.
And you work.
If you're capable of working, girl, then you go work.
I love it.
No, no, no.
Because I understand what you're saying.
In your situation, you guys were in Section 8 housing.
So you know that, like, he didn't really have to pay up that much for the actual.
Yeah.
But you did see him put out money to his mom.
And you were just kind of like wondering, like, oh, okay, he's giving her more than what really they need.
And probably it's for the mom.
For sure.
It's probably for the mom.
Yeah.
But to you, you were like, I see it.
She's probably been through so much.
They've been through a lot together.
And I can work.
So, like, you take it on yourself.
Loki, even if you don't want to be around her, you're at work.
You don't got to be around here.
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly my point.
Yeah, like, and if you're going to, if you're pregnant and I don't mind if you're not working
and if you're pregnant and you're not working, but if you can work, it's like better.
You know, I think it's much better.
You have your own money by your baby, whatever the fuck you want, your amount, whatever you want,
and you don't have to question, you don't have to mind not.
I'm getting like work.
No, I get you.
Wendy needs to stop pocket watching.
Like, why are you pocket watching?
Yeah, have your own money.
You have your own
own wreck
That's perfect
Prego
No
Yeah
No
But not to bash Wendy either
I just want to know
I just want to know
I get extreme with it
Yeah
First you bash your mother
That's perfect
The husband can work
Wendy can work
And then the mother-in-law
can just stay at home
And watch Judge Judy all day
Yeah
It works out perfectly
It's Laura
Hello
Laura
Yeah whatever
You know
Like
Sehita Laura
Causo
Serado
All right
Thank you for calling
up
Shout out to you
And your baby.
All right, guys, bye.
Bye.
That makes sense.
That was really good.
Yeah.
But I know, like, she's pregnant.
She definitely shouldn't have to, but if you can do it.
You know, because there also probably is a sense of, dang, I'm always in this house.
Dang, she's always in this house.
Like, damn, I can get rid of her.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Do something that while it doesn't get rid of in the house, you have your own time.
You guys do your own thing.
Something like that.
So get a hobby, pre-o.
It could be a little things, too.
Like, let's say she just wants to, like, kick it on the couch and watch TV.
And then the swuegras there.
You know, it's like, oh, like they're constantly clashing.
Like, just like it's those little things sometimes
I feel like when you're like in those emotions.
What is it, Marimo?
What don't you like?
Yeah, you're speaking from experience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's on my couch all the time.
And you're sitting on the couch.
And you want to be on that couch.
I want to tell her to go to school.
She's sitting on the couch.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you're doing nothing.
Not doing nothing.
Side it's Northwest College.
Peter here is 5106.
Sambra Salah with Anci.
Guess what?
What?
What?
The Drake and Bobby Alta.
The Croma, the beef.
Podcast girl.
Yeah.
So if you guys know.
Interviews him in bed.
The IE legend?
Yeah.
IE legend to who.
Where is she from?
When Laie?
Paris?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So she's not to do those awkward interviews.
Like back in July.
Like, what are you doing?
Yeah, no, back in July.
Hey, Kay.
Who is that?
But who even are you?
What's a song?
You're pretty good at this.
She's a lot.
I don't even know who you are.
Who is this?
I've never listened to you.
Why is your name Drake?
Why do you have a girl name?
No, I listen to how she sounds.
My mom named me, Aubrey, a guy's name.
Aubrey's not a guy's name?
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Have you ever met a male Aubrey?
Yeah, you're looking at him.
Awkward.
Yeah, I met myself.
That's her.
That's her interview.
That's her interviews.
And you guys know that a month after that interview came out,
like there was the whole drama that supposedly Drake, you know,
planned it out and he had the video taken out down from YouTube
And all social platforms.
Supposedly, that's like the theory that this TikToker came out saying like he was purposely putting like Taiga's music so he can get taken out.
What?
That was like a theory.
Okay.
So during the interview, he said something about Taiga.
Yeah.
She was like, who's that?
And he's like, Rack City.
And then he played the song during the interview and people were saying it was intentional so that eventually could get taken down.
Yeah.
So that was the big thing.
Oh.
So that his interviewer would get taken down to.
Yeah.
That's lame.
And now you can't find it.
It's not on her.
YouTube or social media actually.
Right.
But it's not because the Tiger song played.
No.
No, but I'm saying that way he said, take it down.
Yeah.
Take it down.
And they unfollowed each other too.
And they unfollowed each other, things like that.
And now that we're adding more to it,
apparently over the weekend, Drake had a party out in Texas, right?
And Homegirl was not invited.
And somehow she got inside the party and she was kicked out by Drake's security.
Damn.
Imagine.
You show up.
She's escorted out.
Damn.
You show up to a party.
You're not invited to and then you get kicked out by the men's security that you don't even like.
Well, what makes you think if he don't follow you that you should go to him and you guys don't talk and the podcast is taken down that you could go to his party?
Yeah.
Yeah, because even the security was like, I don't know how she got in here, but she was not on the list and we gave her the boot.
The security said that.
The security was saying that.
She was trying to blend in.
She was like behind the plant.
No, I'm pretty sure she just stood out.
I'm pretty sure she was like just like in the little corner to herself.
Everyone's down here dancing, biving, and she's just, yeah, she's doing her face.
Like, like, oh, why's everyone doing?
Why am I here?
Is it.
I love her.
Yeah, Greg, we get her.
You love her.
Yeah, love moms.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, like, oh, that's your new thing.
Bobby Altaff is my new thing.
Oh, my God.
That's your, my job.
She sold 2023, though.
Yeah.
But I actually posted in my story, and I was asking people like, okay, have you guys ever been to a party or any place you were not invited to and get kicked out?
And this girl named Diana actually responded by saying that she got kicked out by her Suegro.
Okay.
Damn.
My ex-suegroveiro booed me out.
So at the time, with my husband at the time, we were reconciling.
And they had things planted with his, you know, parents and brothers and whatnot.
And he was going to take our daughters.
I'm like, oh, that's cool.
You and I guess I'll stay home.
And he's like, oh, no, you're coming along.
And I was like, your family doesn't like me, especially your dad.
So I'm okay.
He's like, no, you're my wife and you're going.
So okay.
All right, fine, I got myself already.
And as soon as we arrived to his parents' house, his dad was like, she's not invited.
She's not going.
And that was it.
So that was me.
Boot it out.
At that point?
What do you do?
She probably knew already.
She knew already.
They don't like me.
They don't like me.
But her husband at the time was saying, like, no, no, no, no.
You're my wife.
You're coming along.
Did she say what she did?
That everybody did.
Yeah.
She didn't tell you that.
Exactly.
I know.
That's not her husband for a reason.
I get it.
I get it.
Who did she did?
Yeah.
You know she did that you're not invited to the swigro.
One thing is the swagger I don't like you.
I know.
That's kind of like a given.
The suegro's chill.
No.
Usually.
He's usually.
He's the chill one.
Usually.
I don't know.
Damn. That's crazy.
The drama.
I'm telling you, people tend to do that.
Because I also ask my sister and she's like, oh yeah, my ex, uh, cunado, her ex-brother-in-law, he would do the same thing and just show up to people's kinsueira and just dance and drink and eat.
Right.
Right.
When he was 15, I'm hoping.
That's a thing.
That's a thing.
That's a thing.
Is it?
Yeah, that's different than going where you know you're not invited.
For sure.
Versus like going, like.
Party crashing.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Kind of, wait, it's a little bit.
It kind of sounds the same thing, but it's not.
So they're going, like this girl on the voice note and Bobby went to a place, they don't, that person don't mess with them.
Like, you're not only are you not, I don't like list.
Whereas, like, random people are not going to invite you because they don't know you, but we're going to show up.
Like, and it's just different.
They're both uninvited.
But one is like intentionally you're uninvited.
The other one is like, oh, I don't know you, but you just showed up.
Yeah.
You intentionally go to get everything.
The other one is that you know that person don't want to see you and you're still going.
Wow.
That takes guts though.
Yeah, it does.
I don't think I can be able to do it.
Yeah.
And the fact that the father-in-law, that is crazy because I swear dads don't care.
They're the ones that look out.
The chill is.
Yeah, like, let me say.
Yeah, whatever.
Do you guys think Bobby went knowing that she was probably going to get kicked out?
Like, with the intentions of like.
Probably.
You know what it is with her?
And her sarcasm and her style of comments.
Because what she's doing is comedic, right?
Yeah, people love it.
Yeah, that's why it's popping.
Yeah, that's why I love it.
Dry humor.
So her type of humor, right, she might be wondering, is he giving me back the type of humor?
Like them saying, I don't like you is part of their humor.
She's like, oh my God, Drake, this is so us.
Yeah.
Because that's how they're, like, they're talking to each other, even in the interview.
It seems like he don't like her, but, like, they had an agreement.
Yeah.
So now in real life she's trying to see, like, is this...
Like, still keep it going?
Is this?
No, no, no, I actually don't like you.
Yeah.
You actually need to leave.
Yeah, like, you can leave.
Yeah.
I don't need to leave.
What does leave even mean?
That's such a girl's name.
Leave from the club or like leave from your presence or what?
Bobby, you're always invited to my place, Bobby.
It's fine.
Yeah.
She don't want to go with you.
Yeah.
I don't got Drake money, but it's fine.
You have a twin bench.
You won't fit in there.
Hey, hey, I moved to a full size down, all right?
No, you're a car.
You don't have a full size, my brother.
I don't have the car bed anymore, okay?
The car.
You're not helping yourself, right?
All right, that's it for Sondra Salab.
I'm Manchi from Brambeck.
Morning, it's on Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Eset?
Don't you know I'm local?
Otani.
Oh, Otani.
Remember?
Our new Dodger extraordinaire,
Oh, yeah.
Shohei Otani.
A few weeks ago, he announced that he was married.
Yeah.
And when he did, he's like, he didn't pull him.
a photo his wife or anything like that but he's like I am married to a regular Japanese woman or nice
average Japanese woman yeah he was very very like low-key about it yeah yeah super humble okay so now we
find out because a couple days ago they were getting off of a private jet or something and because
you know I lost money and and loki when we were talking about the wife we're like dang she she
won a lotto because of his deal with the dodgers blah blah blah yeah but then when photos have surfaced of them
And we found out what Shohei Otani's obey looks like.
Her name is Mamiko Tanaka.
And she's not a regular.
She's not average at all.
She's actually like a basketball star.
Oh, this is a baller over there in Japan.
Like, there's highlights now of her just going in.
Like, she's got great ball handling skills, okay?
She has the, I'm, what?
Bro, I didn't even mean it like that.
Oh, okay.
Isn't that a term for basketball?
It is.
Bar-Hanling.
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
No type of dribble.
Okay.
And he is a baller in the baseball field.
Yep.
That's amazing.
Yes.
She must be tall.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's tall.
She's tall.
Maybe we misinterpreted what he meant.
And maybe he said, like, she averages 30 points a game or something.
Not that she's an average Japanese woman.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
She has a high average in her sport.
They want to have a kid.
That would be like the ultimate, like, super athlete.
Yeah.
Dude.
Yeah.
I wonder what they export another sport?
Soccer.
Because the Japan soccer team vibes.
Wow.
Yeah, no.
Big up to Shoah Otani and Mrs.
Shoahotani.
That's a baller in her own right.
She's average.
She's average.
No, she's average.
It's so tight to see him happy because I think a lot of people were wondering, like,
oh my God, what is it going to be like with him with the money?
She's probably, not that she's seen that type of money, but she's probably right there, too.
She's athletic.
She understands the lifestyle.
All of that stuff.
She's like used to it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
means if a woman can dunk on you she's nowhere near average she's more of a three-point shooter
oh she's a three-point shooter yeah that's amazing yeah big up baby girl yeah oh gosh okay um
shout out to them i love to see them together you said they they can relate or did you say that
they related no they didn't relate to each other bro they look so much like they resemble each other
and i wonder if it's the because that's your partner yeah guys i've been getting this i got this at least
I got this at these two to three times recently
that me and my husband look alike
That's weird
No no no I don't see it
I don't see it either
I don't know that happens
I've heard that before
Yeah
I've heard that over time
Yeah they say that over time
You end up looking like each other
Like of your siblings
Yeah overtime
Wait but Maximum Daniela
Do you guys don't look like?
We don't not look like
I don't
I have couples that look like brother and sister
Yeah
That's a lot
Yeah
That is kind of weird
Why is that even a thing
It's a thing
Yeah
And then there's also, like I watched the history channel one time, and you're attracted to someone that can almost resemble you.
Oh.
It's weird.
Like, stop.
Because you're attracted to a similar looking thing.
Because Loki, they don't want you to go hump a bear when you were like a barbarian, right?
They want you to like, like, want something that looks like you.
That sounds like something they say in the south, you know.
That's not something that's over here.
True.
No.
Well, apparently.
So that's why I look like.
Nobody.
No.
What is Drake say?
Like my ex is like me.
He has a bar about him.
Ex-girl female version of me.
That part.
That's you.
You have a lot of look-in-likes, bro.
I have a lot of look-a-luck-lionis.
She had a shooting rate of 47%.
She's a 47% shirt.
Oh, Joe Tani's white.
Wow.
See, that's not average at all.
That's like Steph Curry numbers.
He downplayed it like a mofo.
He did.
Yeah, he don't want no one trying to hollet his girl.
He's too humble.
He is too humble.
He is.
Yeah.
70% from the free throw line.
You know what I like about this?
That we have a new couple goal.
Yes.
Because it's not like Jay Z and Beyonce.
Like, oh, we want to be like Shohei Otani and Mrs. Lottini.
Yeah.
The Otanis.
All right, we just got to get tall first.
Keep it here because we have La Cardi.
Cardi B herself.
Coming in to check in with us and kick back with us right here on Brownback Mornings.
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Good morning.
Brownback mornings.
And enough is enough is enough.
We finally have her in here.
La Cardi, Cardi B and then.
Good morning, Carrey.
Good morning.
I love it.
You're on your hoodie vibes?
Yeah, cozy.
Listen, I'm tired.
Yeah.
People always ask like, oh, like, what's your style?
Out here?
We don't really have style, but I'm like, look,
my style is 4 a.m.
Whatever we could put together,
we got to put it on, feel good, feel comfy.
I don't know how you guys,
I don't know how you guys do it, 4 a.m.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I'm like, yeah, but then I have the whole day to myself
and it's like, with a curfew.
I was talking to Charlemagne
You're right
I was talking to Charlemagne
And we were talking about how
When you had went in
You were talking about the sophomore album
And he told you don't even worry about it
It doesn't even matter
It shouldn't even matter
But to you it matters
Because you're an artist
Right?
Are you still feeling that way
Of like setting up
What the sophomore album's gonna be?
Right now I feel like nope
Y'all gonna take it
Y'all gonna take it
That's part of like
What enough is enough huh
Like I've thought about it too much
I've been in my head
Or I've tried different things
Like whatever's coming out
is what you're gonna, it's like my mom, like,
whatever I have in the food and food, you're eating.
Yes.
That's what you're eating.
Yeah, take this.
I didn't say the whole thing.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I didn't say the whole thing.
You're good.
I didn't say the whole thing.
But that's how we feel.
And I think that that's what's fun about you,
Cardi, is especially when we saw your come up
on Instagram and the videos you were doing,
you're not thinking about it.
We have content creators now,
and they have to have a whole team of strategy
of what they're going to do
and bring videographers
in you were just pop up with it
whatever I'm doing in the car wherever I'm at
that's the video yeah but I wasn't
but you know what like a lot of music
critics like they be saying like it's that
oh Cardi's afraid to drop her album she's afraid
to drop music and it's like I'm afraid
to do everything like it's that I'm even
afraid to do content I'm afraid to go on live
I'm afraid to do videos and everything and it's just
like I just keep telling myself like
I took my I took a little break
because you know I haven't taken a break
on social media in like seven eight years
since I became famous like I have
never, like, got off social media.
I got off social media, and, like, I just, like, started telling myself, like,
because, like, people didn't feel in love with you for just being a celebrity order to
do.
They felt in love with you, too, too, like, and it's like, and it's like, I'm not being myself,
and I'm just, like, tired of holding back.
I'm tired of holding back my passion.
I'm tired of holding back things in.
Like, even yesterday, like, it's like, I'm like, I'm going to do a video by the pool
promoting my song, then a tooth came out, and I'm like, you know what?
Let's keep it.
I'm putting it in there, too, that was.
Like, I just, I'm, one of my two is going on.
I'm putting it that too.
I don't care.
Like, I just don't care anymore.
You fixed it?
That was a big part of your charm.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Got a bag and fixed my teeth.
Like it never happened.
Yeah.
That was like a big part of your charm though, especially when you came out as like, man, she's so her.
She's so authentic.
Yeah.
Nobody's more her than her.
Yeah.
But like when it comes to fame, it's like, like, it's like you're a banana.
Like they just peel you apart.
Like you're getting peeled.
You're getting peeled.
And it's like, I feel like I just like lost myself.
I don't want to say that I lost my mind or something.
Like, like, I just feel like.
I lost myself and it's just like, you know what?
I'm myself.
Everything just gets overwhelming.
But you're right about the Instagram break or like the social media break
because then we're seeing Cardi's missing and that's your fans.
Like Cardi's missing, blueboards, posters, all of that.
Like you have to take pride in that too.
And you know what's so funny?
Like when my fans did that because I was, I ain't gonna lie.
And I was told them too.
Like I was really mad at them for like a long time.
I was mad at my fans for like a couple of months like we're in a relationship.
Yeah.
So like I was really mad with them like like for a hot minute like for like six
five months and then it's like when I started seeing like it's like where's
Cardi and everything I'm like oh they love me yeah yeah
they care about me toxic
we're a very toxic relationship like very toxic
Cardi I swear to God we were like what nails is Cardi gonna have yeah and you
went short Cardi everything's changed like you're going to a transformation what is it
are we not with the nails tell me right now so I'll take these little things on my
nails what are we doing no no I'm gonna put my I'm gonna put my nails back on
I just been wearing like a firehouse.
So it's like, you know what?
Like I want to be super snatched up for the summer.
Yeah.
I just been like...
Oh, everything's like in preparation of that.
Yeah.
And everything.
So, yeah, I'm just putting like short news for right now.
Okay.
I noticed that.
I'm like, I even got my press on so I can impress cardi?
Because I've been checking your nails and I'm like, why did she go short?
Just for a little bit.
Just for a little bit.
Like, like all summer we're going to have nice bodies and long nails all summer.
Come on.
You know what I also noticed?
though you went thin on your eyebrows too.
I do and I love it.
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Like, I'm never going back.
Like, it takes a long time to achieve this because, like, my eyebrows, like, I have to, like,
put like a gel on it, then put a concealer on it, then I like, to shape it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They don't understand.
Yeah, you guys don't get it.
They think we do it with a Sharpie or whatever.
It's like a troll-eyebrows.
Yeah, the six time.
It takes, like, a good 15 minutes to do my eyebrows, but I love it.
Okay, you're an eyebrow expert.
What should I do with these caterpillars right here?
No, you got nice eyebrows.
Oh, really?
Oh, you heard that?
Yeah.
Cardi, no one said that,
you don't have to lie.
Your eyebrow sucks.
Yeah.
Enough is enough because there is a part where, like,
you see Cardi going back to the fun,
having fun with it, like saying your regular,
smegular, all that stuff,
like saying how you are when you take shots.
Oh, you love.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
They call me four shot letty,
because after four shots,
they turn up.
But I like that.
You're three shot Cardi.
Three shot Cardi.
I'm like a very weak drinker, honey.
What is it?
What's like the of choice?
Is it tequila?
My choice is Hennessy.
Bring the Hennessy out.
Bring the Hennessy out.
Well, good because we brought Hennessy.
Stop!
Like, my choice is, my choice.
I'm like really a Hennessy girl.
I'm not a tequila girl at all.
Yeah.
Cardi, you know what we said?
What is it?
Is that you think your house is haunted?
No, my house is haunted.
The L.A.
House, right?
No, no, I was renting a house in L.A.
In L.A.
Right?
And it's like.
this house is haunted like there's no way and and I and you know like I have my own house like I don't have that feeling over here but this house you felt somebody got here yeah and they're with me at night do you still still stay there hell no no good would your mom ever tell you that like your house was haunted or like any family members house was my aunt all the time like all right so I just got like in 22 and 1 I bought a house and it was just getting it was just getting built and like I don't even have a whole year living in my house in Jersey and everything and my aunt like it's like yeah I
because I saw something and it's like, girl, that was probably a deer.
Like, this house is not haunted.
Don't be putting that on this house.
Like, this house is not haunted.
Like, I go to the basement all the time and I don't hear nothing.
I don't see nothing.
Like, it's like, girl, that's probably like the ventilator like turning on.
I don't hear nothing.
Like, this house is blessed, honey.
Like, it's blessed.
Do you guys do?
Because we believe in like Ojo and all of that, like Mexican Americans and all in
Curanderismo and stuff like that?
Because we're like, we need to get Cardi via a whole bracelet.
Do you know what that is?
Yeah, of course.
So, like, no one gives you like, Envidia or whatever?
Yeah.
that in DR too?
Like they do the red with the black wrist.
Mm-hmm.
So we're like, maybe she just needs one.
Because they did get you one.
We got you one.
I got you one.
And I got a red too.
Yeah, because a lot of people are behaving.
That part.
Maybe that's what we need it all along.
I'm protected.
Yes.
Cardi B's own,
Cardi B's own Ojo line of bracelets to get the legs away would be great.
I can't do that because my sister is.
Hennessy.
She's been working on an evil eye line.
That's awesome.
That's my sister.
Yeah.
That's my sister, like, signature.
I love that.
Oh, so you already know, like, just get that shit off you.
Like, me, I don't believe in much of it because I do believe on it, of course.
But it's like, I feel like I'm getting my de'oho every single day.
I get my leoho every time on the internet.
But my sister, she's the type that is like, I got a rash on my arm.
They're doing shit on me.
It's having a head as he stopped.
Yeah, you're just, like, sat by something weird.
Like that.
Have them in here.
Every time I'm like, no, man.
There has to be that little spiritual one that's like, you know what that means?
Yeah, you know what that means?
There was this list that was going around, and we want your take on it because this list said the guys put it together, not these guys, but a guy.
They're like, since girls always want to talk about how sassy men are, here's a list of masculine women traits, right?
And one of them is just, she's from New York.
Think it was number 56.
Yeah, it was number 56.
Being from New York, do you get that, like, intimidation?
Like, you come with a different aggression towards and dudes are like, no, no, no, no, it's too much.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
gosh,
Kiarri,
he says to me
all the time.
Like,
I, like,
what is going on?
Like,
I'm very,
like,
my mouth is nasty.
Yeah.
My mouth is nasty.
And on top of that,
like,
a lot of my best friends
are dudes and it's just,
like,
that's like a little bit different.
Or, like,
I'm very, like,
I don't know, like,
I feel like a lot of down south women
that have,
like, mates and everything.
Like,
it's like,
when they go in a place,
they just go in, like,
dainty.
Dainty.
Like, I'm the type
person that is like,
I'm like saying,
How do you know? How are you doing? How are you doing?
Like, it's like, maybe I'm just too much.
No.
I love it.
And I can see people eat hot dogs.
What?
It's a New York thing.
Yeah.
I don't know how to explain it, but it's like, just don't eat hot dogs.
Ew, come.
What is the proper way to eat it?
Like, you have to, like, rip it apart or what?
No, just don't eat it.
At all?
Just get a fork.
Just get a fork.
Okay.
And split it in half and then, like, you couldn't.
Have you had a baked a bake?
You can wrap hot dogs out here?
No, no, no.
Yeah, the street ones after the, after the club.
No, I never, I never think, but when I be walking, like, through the, like, I guess it's Hollywood, I don't know.
Yeah.
Like, I do see, like, like, they be doing hot dogs with corn and stuff like that.
Yeah, but I never had the chance, like, to eat it.
What about the fruteros?
Do you have, like, what's your fruit order?
Like, actually, in California, it was my first time eating mango with tahin.
No way.
Yeah, like in California.
Yeah.
That was my first time meeting, like, Sahin.
You just tripped us the fucking out of it.
The Mexican is like, what?
First time, he ate.
He gave me as a baby.
Yeah.
My favorite lollipop.
Okay, well, you're in Jersey now.
You don't miss L.A.
I remember you talking about it.
I'll come visit, but that's home.
But that's important because you know that that grounds you.
You know, how important is the East Coast to you?
It's very important.
I haven't been home in two months, and it's like, I just cannot wait to go back.
I just want to smell pollution.
There's plenty of pollution in L.A.
You're back home.
Please, y'all don't even put plastic forks and spoons in that you take our order.
Y'all drink paper straws.
Yeah, y'all have paper straws.
You don't know what real pollution is.
For the record, I hate the turtles too.
Me too.
No, not the ninja turtles.
Not the ninja turtles.
No, not at all.
Yeah, okay, so.
Damn, what was I going to
Oh, they're foldy
Sorry
No, I'm not bolding
Oh wait
These were just bold
Before you got here
And respect
Like, like
Respect to what you
In the house
But these are
Oh my God
When Cardi becomes
Oh my car
Like oh my god
I tell my kids
That's your stepmom
All of that
Cajaditos
Cajaditos
I didn't say that
But I maybe thought
Us
Bring the hand and see
We get in the party
Sorry
Cardi
We know
We know it like
I know you told
The last interview
Toletti, like, you're a boob girl.
So we have, yeah.
I love it.
We got to have you right.
Pick.
Hold on.
I first met you at Charlemagne's MTV show.
And we went to, it was like a Christmas episode.
Then I went to go change and, like, you could see like my shirt was tighter.
And then you were like, let me see.
And you, and Charlemy took this photo.
It was way back.
Like, probably like 2016.
Oh my gosh.
I have a problem.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Come on.
Because that's how we.
I'm like, dude, Cardi loves boobs.
We need to ask her to rate boobs.
Will you rate these famous people's boobs?
First of all, Sydney Sweeney.
Everyone's talking about Sydney Sweeney's boobs.
Yeah, right now.
She got some big s'i.
She got some big s'i.
Billy Ilish.
And of course, the iconic Salma Hayek.
Salma Hayek.
I got to see her in the ****.
She thought is.
I got to see.
I got to see Samaheaheag.
Because they look good.
They look good.
They're like in a good position.
What about these?
Do you see how Sidney's like popping now?
Like everyone wants her like SNL.
She did the monologue.
They're posting both of her.
I mean like,
this changed my life.
Yeah.
No seriously, like when I got my boobs done,
it changed my life.
It was like day and night.
Really?
I got to see the, like I can't judge it
if I don't see like the,
maybe.
How do you expect me to judge little tis?
If I can see that.
They're little to me.
You said billies are nice.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
These are some good ones too.
Like it's like, it's like, because you know that like they like they drop a little bit.
So.
Because I hate big boobs that like, mm-hmm.
I hate big boobs that is like separated.
Like I, I, I.
That is like sometimes it's a little thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, but, but let me not even talk about like my like my like my f***es.
They look like I fed a village.
Like it's like, it's crazy.
Uh-huh.
No.
And I defend that because you're a mom and you had just had a baby.
Yeah.
So like, fuck that.
That's going to get better after time.
Other people have to live with that.
They haven't got better.
I'm trying to hear.
It's like they help you.
They haven't got better.
But you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, my mother.
Yes.
It happened.
It happened.
Oh, we're talking about culture.
You know, at least with us, we have different names that are more English names.
Yeah.
But our Latinos and our Hispanic parents, they don't know how to pronounce it sometimes.
So I wanted to ask about culture, for example.
You want me?
You want to know how they say?
What do they say?
Coche?
La Coche?
Yeah, La Coche, be here.
And my daughter speaks Spanish.
Oh, I love it.
Oh, I love it.
Oh.
I do want to talk to you.
I think we spoke a little bit about the Latin trap part of it.
You know, it's being Latino.
I saw you do so much just by using your platform.
Once you got hot in hip hop to bring something like a J Balvin, a bad bunny and, like that song.
To be like, wow, now this is mainstream.
Now this is a hit, right?
And I know you've been a fan because to you're like,
These are the greats.
I just put other people's heads on it.
Yeah.
Right?
Do you see that in your future too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, next week I'm coming with a, well, I'm like, you know, I did a record with Shakira.
Yeah.
And then I actually got another land artist feature coming out.
Love it.
Like, I think it's just right after that too.
Oh, let's go straight up for the spring and summertime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So as soon as I finish, like, like when I put out my album, that's the lane that I'm a goal for.
Straight up right away.
But understanding that, yes, you're Afro-Latina, but for me to see you, I see parts of meat because of you.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like because we all share, like, the same, like, like, custom.
Like, we don't have, like, the same traditions like that.
Like, you know, like, we don't have the same traditions and we don't eat, like, the same plates.
And, like, you know, our diet, like, there's a little different.
But we all have, like, things that is like, that stuff in common.
That we all do.
Like, all our moms beat us with, like, chancletas.
And that's, like, all our moms be like, oh, yeah, when I, that's like, that's,
Like, we all share like almost like the same thing.
We all like, well, I don't know about you, I don't know, you're younger than me.
Like we all watch like the same novellas.
I mean, you're younger than all of us.
No, you're a baby.
I'm 32.
I'm going to be 32.
Yeah, see.
You're still young.
Well, I'm 33 this year.
Oh, well, you know.
Yeah.
No, but yes.
We all know who is El Chakal.
Yes.
So it's like we all know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's that we all know, like, we all have like.
They're same.
Like, you know, that it's like, okay, okay, sis that.
Yeah.
I get true.
It did me too.
No, I appreciate that.
And even with the music you're coming out with, again, enough is enough is the single.
I'm sure it's leading up to so much.
Even I love with like what where you're like, I got to put some gas in this year.
Like, y'all trying, but you can't.
Like, let Cardi drive.
Like, let me drive.
Yeah, like, it was like, it was like my little like cockiness.
Yeah.
Do you drive with one hand?
I don't even drive.
You don't know how to drive.
So you beat one of the allegations.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
You just don't have your driver's license.
You just don't have your driver's license.
But can you drive?
Probably like on a real, like on a empty street, like on a pregnant ride.
Like if I get on a highway, I wouldn't know what to do.
Like I wouldn't know what to do in a highway.
And you know what I hate?
I hate when I have dreams that I'm in a highway.
Oh, you got those.
That's like a nightmare for you then.
Yes.
It's like.
What are you now?
Yeah, because like I'm working up.
And it's like, oh, what the fuck is that out?
What's the side?
As Kennedy, she'll probably be like, you know what that means?
Get my word.
Yeah, they know what I mean.
Do the babies, like, do you feel culture and your son a little bit sensitive to that stuff or they're cool?
Because, like, I have two babies.
Yeah.
And one of them I feel can sense things and whatnot.
But also, I'm superstitious.
My kid.
Or they're just laid out.
They're just laid out.
They don't get a goddamn thing.
They don't feel nothing.
They just run their stuff.
But my daughter knows how to pray, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, she knows that a break.
English or Spanish?
Spanish.
Spanish.
Because my aunt and everything, so I'm making sure.
Yeah, we're no Sables.
Yeah, for sure.
Like, people that speak good Spanish look down on us, but we try it.
We try our best.
Do your, our father in Spanish, Vic, try it.
That's what you be.
Enough is enough is a single is out now.
Make sure you even stream.
I love how, like, what has different versions.
There's a sped up.
There's a slow down, like whichever way you want to listen to it, listen to the instrumental, listen to the Aka Pella.
Yeah, listen to a lot of them.
Yeah.
Streams that.
The software album I know is coming and we're going to eat whatever she puts on our place.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Oh yeah.
For sure.
For sure.
Come on what I do.
Yeah.
No, Cardi, thank you for coming by.
Thank you.
This is funny.
You're funny, bro.
You're so funny.
I want to show you my n-h.
Scrolling with the homies.
The homie.
Gregory.
Letty.
What's up, bro.
How did you meet?
your husband again?
Oh, wow.
So he liked,
I liked, like, seven of his photos.
Uh-huh.
And then he, like,
I don't know.
Yeah.
No, I met him through Nipsey.
Oh, so,
like mutual people?
Yeah, mutual friends.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were friends a long time,
probably like three or four years
before we decided to start getting you.
Oh, okay.
Maximal, how did you be your girl?
You met her through a mutual friend
at a baby shower.
Oh, mutual friends at a baby shower.
Oh, do you guys have any mutual friends you could hook me up with?
No, I don't, you don't deserve them.
I don't deserve them.
No, I see how you talk.
about girls.
Oh,
for sure.
I'm a gentleman.
I'm a big dog, too.
Yeah, big a lot of places.
I mean, anyway.
Yo, Greg is on a sick one right now.
That's the number one way.
You know that he's not.
Yeah, but he has to be.
All right, go ahead.
This girl on TikTok went on and saying that a lot of married couples have mutual friends
that they don't want to hook up them, their friends with.
So they have a friend, married couples, that they found each other through friends.
Right, right.
I got my words mixed up there.
Yeah.
But listen to this audio right here.
She'll explain it to you.
Yes. That's her talk.
Let her talk.
I saw this while I was scrolling.
How most married couples meet.
5% at a place of worship.
8% at a bar or restaurant.
12% online.
17% at school.
18% at work.
But 32% through mutual friends.
And I just got a question from my friends.
Okay?
Why are y'all holding out on me?
Do I need to get some new ones?
Because what's happening?
My friends don't introduce me to anybody.
Most of the people I've been have been.
from online and well I'm still single so there's that so what what am I to do what am I to do here
real life friends baby girl real life friends 32 you know what that's true because although me and hood
knew each other we never hit on each other because like I didn't want to be like oh okay like this radio
person I was out here like freaking dating fools in the industry and then he was very respectful so
he never like crossed that boundary either but it took our mutual friend Laura to be like you
guys would literally be perfect for each other and because she said that and already had to kind of
thought he was cute and he of course he knew always i'm kidding but then we started talking like
texting each other if it was not for her we wouldn't have text each other yeah which is tight that's
cool yeah she's she's a good friend but well not anymore i've had two kids oh well does it make me a bad
friend if i know like i would never introduce any of my homies to my home girls like that why why wouldn't
you because I know my homies.
I don't want that for my home girls.
I'm wondering.
Oh, you're trying to keep all the home girls too.
Yeah, he's trying to gate keep.
He's gay keep.
I don't date my home girls.
Was your mutual friend a girl or a boy?
It was a, I mean, it was like a, it was a girl.
Because I think it's the girl mutual friend.
You're got, like, it's the girl mutual friend that's going to introduce you to the girl.
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
My friend Laura is who introduced.
Like, I don't really trust the dude mutual friend.
Yeah.
Because they're not going to be like, hey, you should date so and so.
No.
You know, you would be perfect for, fool?
Like, no.
I could just see you guys living in eternal happiness.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
He's like, hey, go get it down.
She has a sister.
It's the mutual friend that's a girl.
Yes.
Yes.
And then you make him stop talking to friends that are girls.
I don't like them hooking you on anybody else.
All right.
So it's on you for Greg.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Where's a friend's at?
No.
No.
No.
He hangs out in the O.C.
Aline.
Oh, he does.
You do.
Yeah.
She has sisters.
No.
I've been taking my friends.
Have you ever hooked up a couple?
Like you were the main reason or any of you guys?
No, I always try to keep them away.
I did.
Like my cousins and my friends.
Don't know.
What about you, Irene?
Have you ever been like, you guys should talk?
Yeah, I do that all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You never done that for me.
Yeah.
What about me?
You went to date.
Yeah.
You did it.
Bro, you went inside her home with it.
So you're not allowed to look at anybody.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
I do it all the time and nobody does it for me
So like what the hell
Oh
Irene
I try to do that for you one time
Wait
You guys don't give each other a chance
All the time
No I send girls like for him
No
That's it
Hey Greg you gotta
You know
I mean not now
Not now but
Don't do that
It's too late now
See you don't do that
What I tell you earlier
I literally had a conversation with Irene
earlier before any of you fools got here right and I'm like you know what it is Irene you
help everybody and she said like people always say like I don't like who's gonna help me
yeah but when we try to help you it's like you don't want it you don't want to you don't want
to feel depend on anyone you just did that I know I know I try to help Irene once on her
birthday when got her cool like shout out special shout up oh you did yeah come on yeah that
that failed miserably though it's a thought that counts it's a thought that counts
Well, what's shout out?
It was just a shoutout for her a couple years ago.
From somebody she had a crush on.
Oh, well.
We talked at the same time.
You shouldn't have said that.
I wasn't going to say it.
Do you ever, have you guys ever hooked up your homies?
You know what?
My homies are pretty good at hooking up themselves.
Yeah.
They'll be like, first in line, here I come.
They don't wait, you know?
Yeah, and I think that's what the different intention is.
The guy homies are going to want to hook you up with someone you can hook up with.
The girl homies are going to be like, you know who you would be perfect for?
You know what I just realized is that I hooked up my ex-best friend with his current girl.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay, you made her best friend.
Yes.
But I was like, hey, fool, right there, slide.
And they're still together.
Slide.
And I don't, Rockler, bro.
Yeah.
He broke up with you.
I'm an angel.
No, I broke a boy.
Let's be clear.
I'm a matchmaker.
Look at that.
See, I like that.
Okay.
Okay.
Probably going to stay together.
That's cool.
Shout out to all the mutual friends.
And maybe just give your friends a chance to hook you up
because sometimes no Sereyana.
I think it's got to be like the girls who hook up the girls.
Yeah, we're more like intentional.
I don't know.
They're going to hook up with any girl that has like an Instagram that has bikini in it.
I'm not going to lie.
I think my home girl that brought her was like not don't do it.
Brat Daniela.
Yeah, like don't do it.
To her.
Yeah.
Told her not to do you.
Yeah.
And then what happened.
Hold her not to do you?
But to your credit, you know why?
You were a big dog in the game.
Something like that.
Yeah.
Damn.
The rumors in the streets were?
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
What kind of dog are you?
Are you a Rottweiler?
He's a Labrador.
Yeah.
A chihuahua.
He's the little white dog that every Latino household has.
It's mixed.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's big.
No, that's big.
That's big.
Yeah.
I'm not a mutt.
Okay, I come from Europe.
All right.
Thank you for that.
Yeah.
So if any, any, uh, any good hand's mutual friend girls, yeah.
My DMs are open.
Yeah.
Bro, you need your nostrils open.
You need your sinuses open.
Take some medicine.
My morning voice.
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This is not a good morning voice.
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520-1059. All right. We're slowly going to pivot. Pivot. And I'm just going to play you guys something and tell me what it brings to mind. Okay, everybody? All right. Everybody.
Betrayal
Yeah
That's what I hear
Love?
No this sort of
It reminds me of scooting over
Yeah
Before there was
For the streets
It was for the ocean
Exactly
That's what she was
Oh gosh
Y'all are so hurt
We are hurt
I feel betrayed
Yeah
Oh
Oh
What's a girl
Titanic
All right
May we be seeing
The Titanic
For real
Like we don't have to
Take the little
submersive
And possibly
explode to go see it.
Oh.
Yeah, implode.
Imploat.
Yes.
We don't need to do that because there is a billionaire that says he's going to put the money up
to create Titanic number two, okay?
A replica of the Titanic.
Yeah.
Knowing what we know about the Titanic.
And people that still try to go down and see it.
Uh-huh.
It's down on the bottom of the ocean floor.
Wow.
Would you jump on to the Titanic 2, the replica?
Heck yes.
I would do it.
No.
I would do 100%.
Never in a million.
years, bro.
It's cursed.
The name.
When it set out, it was
marketed as the unsinkable ship.
It said not even God
consensuous.
God himself could sink this.
And that's why I got sunk
because you don't play with my boy.
Yeah.
And then got said,
Iceberg, please.
Yeah.
He said, you ever heard of Iceberg?
Yeah.
Imagine my Instagram story as we're sinking.
It'd be crazy.
It'd be lit.
I liked it.
Oh, my God.
Talking smack about people
that run the marathon.
It'd be perfect.
Because of their Instagram story.
And then here you are.
thirsty for life.
You think I'm on the Titanic 2.
You're Titanic 2.
The Wi-Fi is going to connect before you.
No, it's not.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to get a piece of wood and be like, look,
two of us can fit here.
I'll never let go.
What a liar.
She let go so fast.
I know.
I can't stand her.
She got cold.
It's a fake story, you guys.
No, it's real.
That really happens, though.
They let go.
They let go.
They should let go when you're not ready.
You guys
The little bromance in here
It's crazy
You just can't stand her
Yeah
Nah
She let the dude die and free
After he painted her
Like a French girl
Guess what
He was
If we're really talking about it
He's the original sim
He would rather die
Than have anything bad
Happened to her
Nope
She didn't want to school
No she was being petty
She was not being petty
She was not being paid
I mean
We're talking about the Titanic
Now
The end scene
Spoiler if you haven't seen it
I think it's been decades
They Jack puts, what's Kate Wynel's character?
Rose, yeah.
Puts Rose on top of a, like, a door.
And he's holding on, and then she doesn't let him up.
Literally, if she did let him up, they probably would have both drowned.
They probably both would have flipped over.
But that's not the point.
What a beautiful love story would have been.
Yeah, but it's not Romeo.
It's not Romeo.
It's not Romney.
That's a whole other movie.
This is Titanic.
Wrong storyline.
And maybe it was meant to be, shout out James Cameron,
so that we could still talk about it to this day.
Because part of the lore of the Titanic is a love story of the Titanic.
Like there was the actual name that he had, it was Jack something.
Sparrow.
No.
No.
Jack said to him.
Did he flowed away and become a pirate?
But his actual name, there was someone, I guess, like in a grave site, this isn't a fictional character.
But they went out and looked for him and he to this day, this unbeknown's Jack, right, gets all the flowers and everything.
because people believe in that love story
and the characters.
They feel bad because she did him foul.
Jack Dawson, yeah, she did him foul.
Yeah, she did.
Yeah, she did, yeah.
Honestly, it-
Dog, she did not do him foul.
She did.
Bro, okay, I'm not.
If she's with me, she better freeze.
Yep.
Okay.
Either you scoot over or we freeze together.
There could have been two sides of the story.
Now there's only one.
Guess what?
Here, I almost shut you up.
Daniela, the girl you love,
the mother of your kids.
No, if she scoots over, you guys die.
You would rather both of you die
and leave your kids.
That's a true love story.
Apparently.
Yeah.
No, no, no, be honest.
You would rather let her die with you.
At that time, I wouldn't have kids because they're young.
You wouldn't be on Titanic either.
This is a theoretical question.
Theoretical Titanic.
Yeah.
Oh, my.
You're being annoying.
I was under the boat on the bottom with the forbby.
Partying and dancing and drinking.
So you're just going to let me freeze here and die while being cold and you're going to go
be over there, be hot with other dudes?
Yeah.
Exactly.
After I gave you these and now you're going to let me freeze?
Yep.
I gave you one.
I'm so turned off.
Now you're getting on a boat with.
Other guys, huh?
Oh, that's what you saw the other guys on the boat
and now you let me go.
Oh, you're going to let some other guy drive the boat?
Yeah.
Oh, hell not.
She's saying come back for a reason, right?
See if that book for your little French girls
keeps you warm under the sea.
Oh, under the sea.
Yes, that part.
You guys, this is so obnoxious, but cool.
I would never go on the Titanic 2 for the record.
Thank you.
That was the original question.
That is what this is for to begin with.
The Titanic 2, would you write it?
Knowing like what the Lord is, with the actual Titanic 2?
with the actual Titanic.
I'm too superstitious.
That and I can't swim.
I'm getting a swim.
You can't swim.
It's just some things that have like the stigma, the energy.
Well, I know that there's going to be a lot of people.
But because of that, yeah, but because of that, people are going to go on it.
Yeah.
You're talking about the CISO Hotel earlier this week and how it's getting sold and, like, people just wanting to be around.
They take photos.
Because of the lore of that, people want to be around.
There's a market for it.
As much as like people like me are against it.
Like, no, no, no, absolutely not.
There's other people that are like, where can I sign a lot?
Yes. Okay. Okay. If I'm being honest, if it was like not on the sea and if it was like part, yeah, yeah, then I would go.
To me, I like, I jump on and jump off. Yeah.
It's going to follow you like final destination.
You know why? I don't, I wouldn't do it because if he creates this, right, he funds this,
is billionaire that's like down to make the new Titanic, the replica. It's going to be in the 20s.
In the 1920s is when that happened. Yeah. And we're in the 20s now.
Keep tempting. I'm not, yeah. It's just history. Like history repeats itself. I'm not.
You're gonna give that bad juju.
I'm signing up.
Whenever that sign up comes up, I'll do it.
I'm not getting on.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to knowing you.
Yeah.
I'll be in the Titanic.
No, thanks.
Oh, wait, actually, maybe.
Rose, Rose survived.
I'm Rose Kranz.
Maybe.
Oh, Rosie.
They're changing the, the rule.
Yeah, but sorry, Jackie.
Help, yeah.
See?
Stand on business.
I should be good.
Okay, but then who holds who?
You're going to be in the front.
She holds you from the back when you guys.
do that little,
yes.
It's a little thing
off the side of the boat?
Vic,
that's crazy.
Beck is going to be
like, holding you
from the back,
you guys pretend flying?
She's the queen of the world!
Key video is Power 106.
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Buenos Dias.
Good morning.
Good morning.
You know St. Patrick's Day is on Sunday?
Yes.
Same Patrick's Day is Irish.
Why are you in French?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, I said, shut up.
Okay, look.
We're getting lucky today.
Happy St. Patrick's Day weekend.
It's an amazing weekend.
And we plan something in here, and we're like, let's figure out what to do.
We've got to be cool.
We got to be awesome.
We've got to be green.
Okay.
And so I'm like, okay, remember last time that Maximo said that, like, he's the best cook in his house?
We even called his girl, and she said, like, yeah, I'm, he's so good.
It's amazing.
Remember one else suspicious?
So we're like, you know what we should do?
Let's do a pot look.
But you guys can't buy anything.
Like, it's not store about food.
Everyone has to bring in a food that they made.
You have to make your own food.
And then Angie added on top of it that it has to be green.
The plate that you bring in has to be a green plate.
Yeah.
And in front of us, please go to Brownback Mornings 106 because in front of us, we have a plate full of green stuff.
And something Vic made.
It's like yellow.
It was supposed to be.
It's because the corn tortilla chips were yellow.
Right.
And usually if it's tortilla or another like chip color,
then they turn green with the green salsa.
Don't worry, not your salsa.
But it's green salsa.
There's some things on this plate that are questionable.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Okay.
So we were tasked to make something green and we all had to make it ourselves.
And so I would just like to applaud everybody.
Yeah.
Everybody did it.
I'm proud of all of us.
Yeah.
And Irene is exempt from doing this because she's living out of her car at the moment.
No, she's not, but she did.
She did last night
She brought store-bought cookies
And I know she would have actually made
That's true
If she had went home last night
But she wasn't
She was out on the town
She's out of the town
She's SMA-Ching-us
She's shaking her head
Okay
So in front of us
I brought spaghetti
Do you guys want to try
Lettie spaghetti?
It's green
It's green spaghetti
All right
And I'm just like you know right now
It might be a little chiloso
For you Greg
My palms are sweaty
Knees weak
Leti spaghetti
All right
Tell me how I taste
How's my spaghetti taste?
Oh yeah
Tastes.
Oh yeah.
Tastes.
Are you lying?
Are you like it?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh my God.
This is good.
Incredible.
Okay.
Angie, are they like?
Are these Poblano?
But to me, I like it spicy.
It has a little kick to it, huh?
Yeah.
But I don't like spice.
So I don't.
I put Poblano peppers in there,
but I didn't want to make it crazy spicy.
Because I also want the boys to eat it.
Hey, Chef, A, you know, if you're listening,
I got a chef here that.
You're like, okay, there's two things happening.
You guys are feeding my love language, but I don't know.
Hey, Chef Adrian, bro, come on.
No, it's good.
It's good.
Wow, this is creamy.
It's, it's not dry.
And then I have got chitia cheese.
Yeah, this schedule could the chef give you?
I'm just wondering.
I think he's lying.
I'm not lying.
Honestly, delicious.
You're very sarcastic for someone that just brought like a bag of lettuce.
Are these noodles all dente?
Okay, you put brown guacamque.
Yeah, they are authentic.
They're really good.
Letty, this sounds like a person that I like and it tastes good, too.
It sounds.
It sounds like a person that you like.
Oh, yeah, never mind.
I'll keep that to myself.
Oh, my God.
Okay, tell me why when I was heating it up, okay, I have the actual thing in front of my Tupperware.
I was heating it up and then I'm mixing it so like it could get all around.
And so I'm doing this.
Shut up.
Shut up, like to do it on the mic.
Pause.
And so this will go, everything reminds me of her.
I almost texted her right there and there.
Wow.
So let's move from my spaghetti that Maximo is clowning to Maximus.
I swear.
Maximus salad
Because again, we just told you that
Maximo is known to be a great cook
But he said
But he brought in salad
He brought us rapid food
Yeah, he brought us rabbit food
And some salads are hard to make
But I'm gonna tell you right now
The ingredients of a salad are lettuce and cucumber
That's it
There's no dressing
There's no dressing
Maximo please explain yourself
You got a bag full of lettuce, rabbit
Every time someone in this room
goes to the restroom they take forever
So I said
I'm gonna bring them
vegetables so there's stool cassopin and they can be faster.
Don't be stool watching, bro.
The one that takes forever to go to the restroom is you.
This is Maximo being like, oh, I forgot we're supposed to do that after my nap.
Okay, let me go on to the, what's in the fridge.
Yeah, he just went to the field.
I don't know, but fresh vegetables are delicious.
This is Maximo not prepping again.
Yes, literally, there you go.
So let's, let's move to Vic.
Okay, so Vic, this makes me more happy for, oh, how is Maximo's cucumber and lettuce?
It tastes like rabbit.
I mean, if I was a rabbit, I know I'd love it.
Since I'm a human
Are you a rabbit?
No
For some of the
No letty nothing
Please log on a brown bag morning's 1 oh six
Because you also need to see how this stuff looks
Okay moving on
Again our assignment was a green
A green dish
And you also have to prepare it yourself
Yeah
Vic made green chilaquiles
Oh I've been trying
Okay you guys dig into Vick's green chilaquilis
They're orange
They are orange
They're yellow
They're corn color color
They're yellow.
How does everyone feel?
I personally, Vic, I am so proud of you.
I thought all you know how to make was cereal dog.
I told you.
Actually, they're good?
They're good, right?
No way.
Again, just me?
Personally, I would like them a little bit spicy.
She?
Personally.
Angie, everything can't be more spicy, Angelica.
You're judging all of our stuff.
Oh my God.
You know what?
I'm scared for you guys to try the wok.
Do you mean guac?
The guacamole.
Yeah.
I have a question.
Because it's spicy.
Base.
Put your wacamoleole all wrong.
All our stuff.
Based on the amount of chilaquillas
Vig bought, this looks like an order.
Yeah, this is...
I was about to say that too.
I was like...
Did you guys not see me make it?
You poured it on the pan!
This tastes like a meal prep, like...
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate the compliment.
You guys are haters.
You know what?
I'm starting to...
A chilaquilla business.
That's it.
Yeah, thank you.
Rose can chilaqueles.
Instill the confidence in me.
What are the ingredients in this?
Maximo, you make cucumbers and lettuce.
You can't judge this.
I'm trying to keep you healthy.
Okay. Now let's move over to Angie's
Wacamole. Angie made wacamole.
I did from scratch. And she put a green chip.
The green. From scratch.
Everybody dig in, dig in.
Digging. I did not try it last night. I'll be honest.
I bought it. Yeah, you bought it. That's why.
No, I made it. No, she made it. You can tell because it's semi-brown.
Yeah. She put the pit in it, but it's still a little bit brown.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow.
Angie, Jesus Christ.
Wow. This is good.
Jesus, Angie.
Damn. Angie.
Angie, please take it easy, dog.
That's spicy?
No, it's not.
That's spicy.
My mouth is watery.
That's far.
Now I need to move on again.
You guys, please log on a brown bag morning's 106.
We did a St. Patrick's State Potluck.
We each were tasked.
We're making our own dish that had to be green.
And so here is our little baby child that is 27 years old.
Me, yes.
Greg.
I'm not eating.
What he made looks like, you know the one the frogs are too bright colored.
They look toxic or they can kill you.
Yeah.
Greg's eggs.
Yeah.
Look like they can kill us right now.
It looks like he put all the food coloring into these eggs.
I'm proud of my eggs.
When the kids leave a plateo out?
Yes.
And it dries up?
Yes.
That's what it looks like.
So can you guys please taste his egg?
Someone please.
Mmm, oh my God.
Taste it.
Whoa, so good.
So good.
Can I have another?
Please somebody try it.
I'm scared.
Honestly, I'm going to be.
I'll do it at the same time.
Number one.
Number one.
This feels like when they all drink
The Kool-Aid at the same time.
One, two, three, go.
He didn't put salt.
This is gross.
This is delicious.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Rule number one.
Add milk to your eggs so they fluff up.
Milk.
What?
That is, mm.
This isn't really gross.
Eggs add milk and it flips it up.
No.
And they add salt.
Greg.
And a little bit of garlic.
I would like to never try your eggs again.
Is that okay?
Is that okay with you?
You just had Greg's eggs in your mouth.
Hey, yo.
Fire 106.
It's true.
Brown bag.
It's brown bag.
It's brown bag on Power 101.
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