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Spar 1026, LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Aires.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I have superpowers now.
You have superpowers.
From the clips.
It didn't give you guys superpowers?
What would is?
I wish I was flying.
Now I'm a cart.
Transformer.
It gave me push-a-tie powers.
What's your push-a-t powers?
What is that?
I could just say that now.
That's all.
Oh, I thought you had flams.
Yeah, that too.
That's part of it.
It's part of the package.
All right.
What if one person in the whole world
gets powers every eclipse?
That'd be tight.
That'd be pretty cool.
It'd be like Superman.
You can't tell which person,
but it's just one person.
It was probably our friend Louisa.
That's like she was laying on the floor.
Why?
She's not going to go to Lisa from Cali.
Yeah. What happened?
She was laying on the floor during the sole eclipse.
You know what?
As another half Salvadorian half Mexican.
There's just got to be the voice of reason over here,
beacon of hope.
I think that,
She was just, you know, I don't know, like iguanas, in a flower, they eat iguanas.
They couldn't serve the...
She was just laying out like that.
I think she was just basking in it.
Why?
I don't get it.
She was like, you're not supposed to get it.
Mexican, yeah.
I was just hoping it was on grass because it was on cement.
Yeah, she was laying on the cement.
You have to see this video.
Someone posted now because people don't know the context and what's going on.
We went up yesterday to go look at the solar eclipse and we had our home girl from Cali, Luisa.
And she just was laying down.
And she just was laying down.
And she even wrote her.
notebook. Like, you know, there's the people that
know the superstition that's the people that
take it serious. Baby girls.
Wait, but I thought you weren't supposed to like
You're not. You're not. She is. I told her, I'm like,
don't go writing. She's like, I don't care.
And the next thing you know, she's laying down to write. Maybe that's why
she's the one that got superpowers.
Yeah, true that. I told you guys to manifest.
Yeah.
Don't do it.
Did you?
My dad, I had given my dad the glasses.
Because I'm just like, I know he's going to be out about these streets.
And I was like, dad, if you want to look at it or if you
see people looking at it here have glasses and he was at the yonke he was at the junkyard
because that's his toy's like that's his target he calls the junkyard and you know i'm not you're
judging for it but he says that he was showing all the people in the junkie like they were passing
it around oh yeah to see the little thing that looks like a lucky charm oh yeah it looked like the moon
charm it did it did exactly yeah it was so cool i took those glasses to my barber and he was so excited
I was like, oh, you want to look up?
He's like, yeah, it's a lot!
They were happy.
People don't care until it's that moment.
I was like, you can use yours?
Yeah, that's so tight.
Everybody was cheering, too.
And then my wife and my dad was like,
Miha, they were saying something bad in the junkyard.
I was like, what?
They were saying that the moon was having sex with the sun.
Oh, my God.
But I was like junkyard talk.
They probably said it way crazier by the way.
Junkyard talk is crazy.
It's like a step.
No, it's a step above your, what is it?
Locker room talk.
Oh my gosh.
Sounds like my next mixtape or something.
Wow.
Jungeart Talk.
Jesus.
They do a lot more under than just grab it.
Yeah, because Jungeran Gert Talk, they're the people that have the model pictures cut out and paste it on the wall.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Dog, it's so uncomfortable.
Super.
Even when you go to the liquor store, some places have it.
Like nothing.
And you got to think, like, I, like, well, my dad has always made keys, has always been around those parts.
and I remember he was working at a like a tow yard, right?
Okay. So he would go in the tow yard and then like do keys for the cops.
I know. Oh my God, it's crazy.
But then maybe I, wow.
I always start a story then realize I shouldn't say it.
So then I remember I needed to use a restroom.
This was not a cop to yard anymore, okay?
Okay. Then I went in the restroom and then I'm just seeing all these magazines literally right next to the toilet.
Like, and it was those magazines.
Ew.
Nice.
But like, I'm 10.
Yeah.
I'm like, what is going on over here?
Like, where are we?
Dad?
I want to go home.
Like, please, let us chill at home.
But no.
I'll sneak pictures on my phone.
Just like, I'm going to take that really quick.
You wouldn't be, there was no phones at that time.
Oh, for me there was.
This was before phones came out.
Yeah.
You just memorize it.
Yeah.
Memorized it.
Wow, that's wild.
Yeah, no, shit.
I had a homie in middle school that would talk about taking their mom's
Victoria's Secret catalog.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like, that being a thing.
That one.
Or Frederick's of Hollywood, I heard.
You know how like the shoes catalog?
Yeah.
Oh, my dad is your kid.
Yeah.
All right.
12 year olds, boys love those.
Yeah.
It's okay.
I used to go to rent on movies.
You know how they have those little sheer things?
Yeah.
For the second.
I would walk back and forth.
Oh.
Hey!
I moved, walked back.
Oh, my God.
I get you.
You would be, like, standing behind it, like, you're not going to go behind, but you'd walk back.
Like, Homer in the bushes.
That's so funny.
Oh, no, where am I?
Oh, no.
I don't know how I ended up in here.
Seeing a bushes.
They were always bushes.
That was crazy.
How did we get here?
I don't know.
The clips was crazy.
Like to Louisa.
All right.
See, so you we have powers.
Keep it here.
Maximo Simper and Pimp, what's awaiting us, bro?
Leti, Megan the Stallion attended a Laker game.
And one of the players trying to catch a body.
They got caught simping on the sidelines.
Let's find out who next.
It's Power 106.
Simp or Pimp.
Simp, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Megan the Stalian went to a Laker game over the weekend.
Oh, did she?
Yeah, she was looking good.
She's.
Yeah, she was.
But, what?
I want to get that shirt.
That shirt was nice.
That was a tight shirt.
And it makes sense because one leaker player, the internet is going after him after he did something.
So during a play, he, like, fell into Megan the Stallion.
Fell into her?
Like on her lap?
He was hustling on the play.
He was trying to get the ball.
To me, it seems a little strategic.
But he fell right next to her.
You know, it's funny, I've never seen him die for a ball like that.
The effort that he chose to give a game.
That was crazy.
And the funny thing is that he was apologizing everyone and checking up on everyone around them.
And then he just didn't look back at Megan.
What?
He didn't acknowledge her?
No, he didn't acknowledge it.
Like, he looked at the camera guy.
He walked around.
He was like, but he did, like, he fell right by Megan.
Who is it?
DeAngelo Russell.
The Angelo Russell.
Wait, what if he's already known her?
Nah.
He would apologize.
Yeah.
Especially the person that you bumped into, like, you hit.
But what if they already knew?
other and they don't like each other now or what if they she's he gave her the ticket yeah she's
sitting courts out because of him oh and they're trying to play it off they're trying to play it off
yeah you say excited everybody with your girl true uh or he has a girl oh yeah and knows that he cannot
under any circumstances Megan the stallion no no he knows better probably yeah yeah that makes sense
you know what I he also had like a terrible game and they're blaming it on her the nerves the nerves
So he was nervous.
Calling next to her,
they're like, is it strategic?
But the thing is the internet is going after him saying,
he apologized to everyone so he could slide in her DM to apologize.
That's smart?
No, actually, it's not.
It's kind of lame.
That's pretty smart move.
No, it's not.
You saw me in person, but you don't talk to me.
You only talk to me through DMs.
In the moment, you know, there was so much going on.
I was focused on the game.
I was focused on the game.
Make sure everybody else is fine.
On everyone, okay.
No, it would have been better if he actually focused on, like,
actually scored and was a good player
during the game.
And he could have done everything.
All the guys, the one that is booty right now.
What's mine?
No, thank you.
Yeah, that guy that scored three points.
Yeah.
Yeah, he invited me here.
He basically fumbled twice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's not even a football game and he still fumbled.
That's crazy.
But yeah, so it was just funny.
Like the internet's going after him.
You guys ever make a fool in front of yourself
in front of a girl you like?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like trip or like
I know you stutter all the time.
Yeah, true, true.
Yeah, great.
I have, like, a very vivid memory in middle school.
I was running in the field, and I tried to jump over a bench.
Like, to kind of, like, oh, I'm cool.
Yeah.
Yo, my foot hit it?
And I face planted.
And you know, like, the ridiculousness, like, body thing?
Like, my back bent over.
I was like, ah.
Oh, my piece.
It hurt so much.
Like a chair, like a folding.
Scorpion.
Scorpion.
And I didn't look back.
I didn't look around.
I just got up and acted like it didn't hurt
and I walked really fast.
No, no.
Mama.
Oh my God.
It was bad.
Wasn't even the girl that was right there.
Oh, you still know her?
One time I hit a curb, like looking at some girls.
Not you hit a curb.
No.
You were turning?
Yeah.
I was turning like getting off a freeway exit.
Yeah, like a while ago.
A while ago.
Not like any time.
Is your Tessie?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, way before that.
But, like, I was just, like, stared at them.
You said a while ago.
No, yeah, no, like, years ago, years ago.
You just scratched your Tessie and you blame them on the street.
Hey, look, all right, insurance, there's a claim involved.
Stay out of gross on business, all right?
Time came out of nowhere, okay?
But, yeah, like, it was just, like, staring at them and then being like, damn, and, like, my music's loud, and then just turning and, like, hitting the curve.
Wow.
So, it's so embarrassing.
So embarrassing.
Then they looked at me.
That house.
I sped off an embarrassment.
I have when I still think about this day.
I took some girl to go eat.
And we were sitting in the parking lot eating our food.
Yeah.
So then when I drove off, I drove over those center dividers.
Oh.
And the whole bottom of my car was just like.
When you think about it, does you make your stomach hurt?
Yeah.
Oh, that was embarrassing.
Like the little dividers that divide the parking spots.
Yeah.
I went over that.
That's embarrassing, bro.
Instead of going backwards, like you went forward
I kept going, I was like, I'm already here.
I'm already here, like, keep going.
Oh my God, is your car okay?
I was like, just shut up.
Yeah, yeah.
I do this all time.
I do this all time.
That's fine.
It's my favorite thing to do.
Listen to email music after I drop you off.
Ruined my car and my night.
And my head.
Exactly.
And you still think about it.
I still think about it.
When you park her.
It was so embarrassing.
You think about it when you leave a parking lot.
Anytime I see it was in the boulders?
That's a crazy trigger dog.
A chunk?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, see, the Angela Russell, it could be worse.
It could be worse.
It could have to file a claim.
Yeah.
But for now, you were sim.
You were sim.
Sip.
Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip!
Sip!
L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Aires.
What's the word?
Word on Rosecrans.
Roast Crans.
Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
The word is,
WrestleMania is over, but the beefs are still going, all right?
What?
What?
L.A. and Meek Mill are beefing and so are the city girls.
Is it over Meek Mill saying that stuff at WrestleMania?
No, it wasn't.
Was he at WrestleMania?
Who was saying?
Get up!
Get up!
Oh, he was saying get out.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
He said rock.
Get up.
Something exactly like that.
After WrestleMania, as wrestling fans know, comes Monday Night Raw.
Okay.
So that's rap edition is what happened.
yesterday.
Oh, I'm thinking something else.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, yo.
That happens to.
Not your Monday?
It's like, suck.
So look, we know Kendrick and Jekle had the main event of the beef this past weekend, right?
But now Wale and Meek Mill are getting in the rap ring together.
And it all started because Mique posted a screenshot of Waleigh's photo with the Philly
rapper named Dean Stay Ready and wrote, Wale never liked me.
Because he no longer, Mee and that guy no longer get along.
And they used to be friends.
Right.
Yeah.
So it's an ex friend of Meeks.
And so he said, Walee never liked me.
And so then Wale replied with, when you get in people's unsurious drama in this industry,
90% of the time they be back friends.
Eventually, then you look silly in the end.
So I love mining my business.
This is just too much.
I don't need this one.
Like, we're just still reading from what J-Cole did at J-Go Fest.
And then the WrestleMania, the Rock.
Cody Roads, Undertaker.
Yeah, so much going on.
Exactly.
I know.
And they initially were both on Mayback music with Rick Ross.
Yes, they were, yeah.
Yeah.
Labelmates, yeah.
And this is where it gets petty.
And guys don't ever say this is a girl thing because this is very petty.
No, clearly not.
One of them, was it Wale didn't tweet out Meex album or Meex didn't?
That's what happened.
Yeah, Waleigh did not tweet out that Meex album was dropping.
So then Meeke got upset.
Allegedly, hold on.
Reportedly, allegedly.
So then the beef happened.
Yes.
Back in the day.
From a tweet, why are you guys like this?
That all.
from that and didn't promote my album that's a me thing though that's yeah come on
no that's a guy just like you guys make every girl thing a whole of the women of the world
is it like when it's like we didn't like your picture so it's the same energy like that
but yeah it's like yeah it's yeah but then it would be if i beefed with you after but but also i feel
like it just contributed to whatever meek already felt about about wale it was just like oh he
doesn't like me because he didn't tweet out my album and then now he's taking pictures
10 20 plus years later.
I told you the whole little clip thing.
What's happened in the past is rehashing.
That's what I felt like for sure.
Because it was a bunch of people just going back and forth at each other.
Unnecessarily, does.
So after that.
Wait, Vic, who do you choose?
Waleigh or Meek Mill?
Walee.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
I like Meek.
Yeah, makes cool.
He's tight.
I think Meek is entertaining.
Yeah.
He's very entertaining.
Yeah, I think it needs a little bit of help.
Tamalito.
But look, proving my point is after that, that just a little exchange,
Meek went off on a rant.
I can't even read all the tweets.
It was 10 plus tweets of him going off.
One of them, yes, one of them was, he said,
Walee's always jealous of him.
And then he said, he said he was going to.
a treat Walee like the streets the next time he saw him.
And then he posted a video of himself in the gun range shooting a bunch of different guns.
Shut up.
That happened.
Why would he do that?
Someone needs to take his phone away.
No, literally.
And the most ironic thing about the whole thing is crazy was that they were both in Philly
because of WrestleMania.
So they could have.
They could have really said to each other.
They could have met up and talked it out.
But it ended when Walee posted a pick of him in a North Philly restaurant, which is
Meeks Hood.
It's a restaurant.
called Big Boys and he's saying
thanks for the hospitality. Wait
is this a WWE play?
It's what it felt like. You know what trips me
out and it felt like cutting a promo.
This is the thing with me
is that you are like
an advocate for change in the
judicial system and everything
you went through and you just being on
like you're getting caught up for riding
the dirt bikes and stuff which you shouldn't have for
like that was way too crazy a charge
they put you in jail for that but it violated.
whatever and you fighting so hard,
then you saying you're going to take it to the streets of Waleh,
posting photos in a gun range,
like that just kind of goes against the theme that you have.
Yeah, of like advocacy to change and that like you're getting misrepresented
in the court system.
But let Walee be jealous of you, boom.
Yeah, and Mique was just doing the most.
Wale didn't do much.
He did a jab at the end with like going to the North Philly restaurant
and be like, thanks for the hospitality.
because he knew what he was doing.
Yeah, they know what they're doing with it.
But yeah, I mean, yeah.
I'm not really ready for the Walee Meek Mill battle.
Me neither.
No.
They both can, like, I've seen Waleigh.
Waleigh is incredible.
There's his one, some of my favorite albums, Wale.
Like that ambition album is incredible to me.
Like, I really do appreciate Wale's music.
Bless he has hits.
Lois Flower Bomb.
He knows how to really give us hits, right?
Yep.
But I don't know that the beef is something that we want to see.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what that rap beef would.
be like but see what's happening Drake yeah yeah they'll take it to the ring
see you everybody else is beefy because you do not step out to the plate
now you got the undercards yeah under cards stepping up in the main fight we
already paper viewed it so we're gonna watch it exactly yeah this is all great
Aubrey this is all you bro yeah and next up in the women's division the city
girls are beefing okay JT girls are beefing Jatavia and Carisha aka JT and
Young Miami were beefing online yesterday as well.
On Twitter.
Yes, on Twitter.
It's always on Twitter.
And it all started when Carisha said a bee been sneak-dissing me for weeks and I ain't say,
ish, what a bee mad at me for.
And then J.T. accused Miami, Young Miami of being dumb, of playing dumb.
Then J.T. said she wanted to do a sit down on Carisha, please, on her podcast.
Her podcast talk show.
Oh my God.
They hopped on the phone and after the phone called, J.T. still tweeted something that got Carisha Matt and said, didn't we just hop on the phone?
Then J.T. said this was after the, this was before the call, but it didn't send.
And then they made up.
Yeah, and then they made up.
It all ended with me.
Young Miami's telling J.T. that she loves her and that she's moving on.
And then they put out a link to their new, or something.
Yeah.
Another promo run.
Why is this the approach now?
I don't know.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Because then what's going to happen is that you guys are going to have real drama and no one's going to actually believe you.
Again, it's like the girls that cried wolf.
That's how good WrestleMania was that everybody wants to have their own promo by now.
They wanted to keep it going.
I don't like it until it is.
Yeah.
It was so much.
It felt like a lot.
So clearly city girls, JT and York Miami, they're like sisters in the game.
Like they came together, like all of that.
That's why this felt very like if they had beef, I think they would and they had and they took it to Twitter.
Yeah.
Which they could have just gone on a call to begin with.
Like they said, we got on a call.
They could have just done that, fixed it there.
Yeah.
They wouldn't go in on Twitter about each other.
No.
Me and Angie, when you got beep, I'm getting on the phone with you.
We're going to have to talk it out.
I'm not going to be tweeting.
Yeah.
And then back and forth.
Yeah.
That's so weird.
That's dumb.
And then to just patch up right away, what?
Did J-Cole three-way you and say, hey?
No, he stepped in between them like Jonathan Majors.
You won't be able to sleep.
He's going to hurt your spirit.
Yes.
This is going to get in between you and your sleep.
Let's not put J-Coo in this.
Yeah.
But it's like we're, I feel like we've just had enough meat dog.
Like enough meat.
On season three of beef on Netflix.
On like the night.
Yeah.
It was so much.
Yeah.
So who side are you?
Pick a side.
No.
Nobody's side.
I'm tired of all the, it's too much.
Yeah, it's a lot.
And there's no, like, if there was rap songs, I would be a little happier.
But there's just all Twitter beef.
Yeah.
I don't like to hear the songs.
Yeah.
Same.
Just want to hear some beats.
All right.
Thank you for that, Victor.
Okay.
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Where are you from, Eset?
Don't you know I'm local?
The wheels on the bus?
Go round and round.
Round and round.
No?
No, they're going to go to all of our traffic very soon.
Because come 202028 Olympics,
we're going to see more than 3,000 new buses
hit the streets of L.A.
because that's how many are projected to be needed because of how packed Los Angeles is going to get because of the Olympics.
I hate that.
Yes.
That's a lot of buses.
Yeah.
That's the worst.
Yeah.
And if you miss one, five minutes and another one come in.
I know.
Like the Gucci made, you got to be updated.
So apparently our mayor, Karen Bass, she went to Paris.
Shout out to you.
And she said when we were in Paris, the message was clear.
There's no time to waste in preparing for the games, preparing for the 2020.
eight games.
And one of those things is that we need more buses.
However, they said that their estimate is that they're going to need $2,700.
So about $3,000, all right?
That's a lot.
Almost doubling Metro's current fleet.
The cost of it would be around $700 million to $1 billion.
And they don't know who's going to pay for it.
No, they've asked the federal government.
They've asked the state government.
They're like, no.
They put money into funding for the L.A. Olympics and all of that.
But it's going to different things.
Okay.
So now these buses are going to be like, we need.
need them. We need to pay them. Why don't they come up with these ideas without knowing where the money's
coming from? I know. It makes zero sense. I do feel like we probably might need these buses,
do we? How many people are going to come from other countries? They can walk. They go Uber.
They can Uber. There's bikes. Bicycles? I mean, I kind of get it. The scooters? It's a thing like
natives don't like us like from L.A., like we don't really use public transportation like that. It's not
as big of a thing as it is in other countries or even like New York or different places. Right.
But a lot of the people that come, they're not going to want to take an Uber.
Like, they're going to want to do what they do back home, which is take public transportation.
So I get that.
But it's going to be annoying to deal with all the buses on the road.
Super annoying.
Oh, and they're going to be driving super slow.
I know.
Making full stop.
Catching your red light.
I feel like unless they have, like, lots where they encourage people to park together and take a bus, then it makes no sense.
Now we're all urban planners.
I love this.
I just get a committee to get it.
I have four bikes right now.
What they're saying, especially now, she's like, I know it's 2028.
It seems far, but we have to prep now.
And more buses means more bus lanes.
So shout out to...
Be nice, you guys.
No.
We're going to have Visita.
We're going to have Visita in Los Angeles.
It's going to be a lot of it for all over the world.
Oh, my God.
I just love it that it says, so far, no one has stepped up to pay for them,
not the L.A. Olympics Committee, the Metro or the federal government.
Yeah, because they're like, not my problem.
But it's like a party and it's like a party,
like, hey, we have this thing that we got to pay for.
So you're cutting corners.
I don't think you can cut corners on this dog.
You cannot do that.
They're looking for the padrinos of the buses.
Yeah.
I think that one would we try if you could sponsor a bus and then put like whatever.
Like we can put brown bag all over here.
They made them party buses?
Oh, that we're going to pay to get in.
I'm interested in that now.
See?
Now we're talking.
Now it's a club bus.
Now's a club bus.
But I just feel like downtown L.A. is going to be insane.
It's already crazy, right?
And then we're adding like the new protection.
to the bike lanes, remember?
Yes, protect the bike lanes.
How about they relax?
I feel so bad for you guys.
Because I know as an O-C native over here.
Oh, I am very sure what's going to happen.
Your taxes are going to go up and bam, you're paying for it.
Not me.
Angie!
But your white-ass freeways, leave us alone.
I know.
Why do you need 10 lanes anyway?
There are these buses to be clog up their freeways.
Send them off to 5.
I feel that for you guys.
Oh, my.
I'm going to be avoiding that area
Get ready, you guys.
Why don't they encourage taking the train?
Or ride a bike.
Right.
Get skateboarded?
I think that they can,
but you have to understand
how many people are going to come.
I don't think we understand
the freaking gravity of the people
from all over the world.
All the countries of the world
are going to be represented
at the Olympics, you guys.
That's no key why they do it
in probably bigger countries
that have more space,
but look at us, Los Angeles,
we want everything over here.
I know.
I was happy about that.
In a super condensed little area.
Now I'm regretting it.
You know what I'm getting it?
All we need is like a concert and basketball game at the same time and it's over.
Oh, it's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
I know what's going to happen.
Because what they do is that they change the whole city around for like a couple weeks of games.
And then what we're going to do with all these buses after?
You know what?
Yeah.
We should just take those weeks off.
We should be off of work those weeks.
I don't think it was like that.
Maybe it's easier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, there you guys.
Get ready.
2028.
More buses.
Oh, God.
Wheels on the bus.
No.
It's so sad.
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We have shout-outs.
Who are we shouting out, Greg?
We got a couple of shout-outs.
Little one, 12, 15.
on Instagram wants to give a very special shout out to her high school sweetheart,
aka her husband.
They're celebrating their 17th year anniversary of their marriage.
Love is real.
Nice.
Their three daughters, Vivi, Bubba, and KK.
Love You so much.
Bubba.
Yeah.
That's so cute.
Our Sally from the Valley, shout out to her as well.
That's from Maximil.
It might be some business.
Well, she, DM the Brown Bag morning's page that she saw me at North of Jamal, but she was
embarrassed.
Too shy?
Too shy.
Wow.
Star power.
Oh, yeah, she said she was star struck.
No, she didn't say she was too shy.
She said that she was having issues with her dude.
And you took her breath away?
Oh, wow.
And she didn't say that, guys.
I'm not trying to get her in trouble.
Wow.
That's what he said.
What happened?
Starstruck.
What did she say?
She said that she saw me at Northwood Jamal and she wanted to say hi, but she was a little shy.
And that she had just some issues with her dude.
Yeah, her man wasn't in the mood.
Why are you putting her business?
I know.
Hey, Loki, that's a random.
Hey, baby girl, shout out you.
But Loki, that's a random admission to make to a dude.
Because it doesn't need to do.
You know what?
That feels like the Alicia called.
Oh, God.
You don't know.
Like, you didn't have to know that part.
Yeah.
Like, you don't have to know.
Unless you want him to know that you have issues.
Exactly.
You know what?
I'm having issues at home, Maximo.
No, she didn't say like that.
But I was starstruck because of you.
I just love when you order the fish in hot chocolate.
That's why I got your back.
I appreciate you.
This is a family friendly, family friendly, respectful.
Baby, baby, baby.
Since I saw you.
You don't get her in trouble.
Not me.
She's going to get herself in trouble.
Yeah.
No, she's not.
I'm just singing.
I'm just singing.
Maximil is the one that brought it up.
I just a shout-up.
And Greg said something
And if you asked me why
And I don't know what I told me
Shout out a loyal listener
I should lie to you
Yeah I don't know
We're a loyal girlfriend
Yeah
I don't listen to them
But what's your name?
Aricella
Aricelli
Right now girl
No right
No way
Get used to
Because you're part
of the cruise soon
You don't
We do
And we got some birthdays
As well
Yesterday I went to Rose Bowl
I walked the Rosebo
Yeline
And there was this
cute little girl
Like cute
Not little
But like she was a adult
but she just came up to us
but she's Chiquita
kind of like
you know Norby's girl
so think of Norby's girl
like a smaller girl
like but shorter than me
and I'm short
I'm 4 11 and a half
okay
so she's shorter than me
she's like
hey can I talk to you guys
real quick
and then we're like
walking the rose over
and I'm like
oh so it's a solicitor
she's like yeah
I just have a fellowship group
and we challenged ourselves
to talk to 10 people
about God
and I was like
oh cool
two girls right boom
let's knock it out
what's you gotta say
about Chui
and she's like
oh that's so
funny, chewy,
as Jesus.
And, like,
she was just,
like,
she didn't know what to say.
She was nervous.
And, you know,
this wasn't,
like, the ones
like join my church
or, like,
the ones,
like, sign up
or let me give you a pamphlet.
You could tell that
her and her home girls
in her church group
literally challenge themselves
to just go up to 10 people
and ask about God.
And she's like,
you know,
like, on a scale of 1 to 10,
what do you think your relationship
with God is?
And I'm like,
well, I'm not going up
to people talking about them.
So I'm definitely not.
Whatever you are,
let's scale it back a little bit.
you know boom and she's like what is that because she's Christian oh so then I
taught her about God her I'm like ha ha ha ha you've learned something today you're for sure
yeah I'm not mad at that we do bro me too me too me too I don't know it
yeah yeah yeah and I'm the only one wearing the cross necklace on me and Vic so
you're definitely no I always wear it okay you too me and Vick are gonna go start walking
now find these church girls yeah we gotta talk to 10 of them you have
you have la Vig hand in neon dog
You know what?
We should go up and talk to 10 girls from all host locals about God.
Exactly.
Wow.
That's real saving.
Do not save what my baby girl.
And her name was Nicole.
And she was just so happy.
And she was just,
and because I know that's hard.
Oh, yeah.
And again, I thought she was a solicitor, but I was just feeling good.
I was like, come on, let's talk.
And I'm like, is this tough for you?
She's like, yeah, some people like, like, turn me away.
Some people say mean things.
And I'm like this little chick.
Like, again, shout out to my homie, Norby and his girl.
You got, I'm putting this.
a point of reference to the crew.
Just little chick, like super sweet.
Yeah.
No, any information?
Any app?
Don't you say?
This is not necessary.
Uh-huh.
To be getting on this little girl.
He's a child of God.
She's a woman of God.
Yeah.
But it was so cute to like see her really do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Never mind.
All right.
What's your shout-up?
Forget it.
What's your shout-out?
We got birthday shout-outs as well.
Happy birthday to Champagne Danny on Instagram.
Champagne Danny.
Okay.
It's his birthday today.
He says, we are the best.
Oh, Papa bottle.
And then Pancho wants to give a shootout for his son Mateo.
He's turning three today and he says,
Dad loves you and he's always proud of you.
Here's some guns.
Blah, blah, blah.
That's Lightning McQueen.
I don't even know what that is.
I know.
He's a three-year-old.
Yeah.
This is for the dad.
Not for the little baby.
I want to give this to a three-year-old.
I think it back.
Shout to you, Matthew.
Happy birthday.
That's it.
Okay.
So two shampoo.
and Danny and two, Mateo, happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumpalinos.
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Lupe.
All right, she sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownback, I have an issue with my baby's padrinos.
This weekend is his baptism party
And his Padrinos won't be attending the party
What?
Okay
How is that possible?
They got one job
Okay
They said
Lupus said
He is already baptized
Since he was born premature
He was baptized at the hospital
Okay
But his godparents are going to a soccer game instead
Of attending his party this Saturday
How am I supposed to do it
As far as the party
To the things that they're supposed to help with
If they won't be there
Help me out, Brown Bag.
This weekend?
This weekend.
Is Messi in town?
That's what I was thinking.
I'm like, they better be going to watch
messy or something.
Nah, not he did.
They can watch it at home.
This typical.
But if it's messy.
Ninos and Ninos.
Yeah, they're starting off.
They're starting off and showing you
exactly the type of godparents
they're going to be.
You know, right when you need me?
Yeah, don't bother.
When I see you.
Yeah.
We'll be good.
Or rub your head with my knuckles.
Yeah.
Is it?
I can't see Padinos that are like.
Like present?
I rarely hear stories of like balino that are present.
I feel so attacked right now.
Why?
Why?
Because my goddaughter has parties and I'm always like, oh, yeah.
Bro, you have to go.
You have one job, bro.
I show up when I remember.
Did you love to what made you the godparent?
Like, did you go to the baptism?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I went to that.
You have to go.
Yeah, but no, I always forget.
No.
I don't feel messed up too.
I always feel messed up.
But you don't change
No I don't change
No but I feel terrible after every year I feel terrible
Right after I feel so bad after I cheat
I just wish I wouldn't
But I just don't go
Okay so
And apparently there's still help that's to be needed
Yeah
Yeah
I guess they she's relying on them
She's not choose the Padino's wisely
Because even if they were not there
The Padino with the deep pockets
It's gonna be like yeah
You know what's how I can't make it
But
Here's 500
Yeah, like they're not, they're probably like, oh, I'm not going to go.
So you guys, sorry, can't help you out.
Right.
But also that's an excuse because it's like, man, if you wanted to be there, you would be there.
You would sell the tickets.
Yeah, you would make time.
That's a good.
That's important for you.
You guys are doing amazing opinion.
I think the answer is they don't want to be there.
They don't care.
Yeah, they don't.
I'm just thinking like church time.
Who's going to hold the baby?
You know how they have to put the back.
Oh, so they're just doing party.
Yeah, just a party.
I was going to throw the bowl.
Somebody else.
Somebody else.
You throw money.
You throw money in the air.
My question is, right.
When you pick Baradino's, like, what is your process?
Like, because I don't know how that works.
No, that's a good.
Oh.
You should, like, get someone that's reliable, trustworthy.
Yeah, somebody.
Yeah, somebody that you foresee being in your child's life a long time.
Right.
How come in there works?
I've never went to things to the same.
I've never met my godmother in my life.
I was thinking that's you right now.
My nino is my dad's homie.
Like my nino is my nino Coco.
He's my dad's homie.
But I don't have ever in my life know who the lady is.
She's in a photo.
Yeah.
That's all you know.
That lady holding me.
Wow.
And then my nino's not married or anything like that.
So I don't know who the lady is.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so sad.
Shout to that lady.
Yeah.
I'm going to find out.
I'll find out.
I'm going to text me.
My dad kept, my dad and mom kept it simple and they made my grandparents, my godparents.
That's really smart.
That's smart.
So it's like.
I know what's a great.
for it because it's a weird thing to do it is they're already your grandparents
gave that honor to somebody else no absolutely but like I see them all the time
yeah and they definitely they're present they care of me yeah yeah they did what they were
supposed to do I'm glad look he that we haven't baptized the boys because the people
that we thought we're going to be the godparents they split up so now like hey
they can't leave the black man that happened yeah so they have to be together no
no no but those are some that we decided to be together right yeah okay okay
Yeah.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I mean, I've never met my nino any of the other.
So you're taking it out and on yours?
Maybe I am.
It's little behavior.
They're like really rich.
Everybody's met them and they're like stupid rich.
That's how you're going to be to your like.
Whose godparents are in their life.
I would only think if you make a Tio or Tia or someone that's already in that family,
you're going to be in their life.
True.
You got to make sure they're not the ones that like always pick a fight with everybody.
That well, yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
That shouldn't be one of the requirements.
You're so dumb.
Yeah, I want to know why they chose those people in the first place.
Yeah.
What made them like good parents?
And what's her question?
He's trying to start to go for me because they're not going to show up?
No.
They're already.
What are they supposed to do?
They can't change the approach.
She's saying, how am I supposed to do it as far as the party?
The thing and like the things that they were supposed to help with.
Yeah, you got to.
Like what?
They're not going to do it.
They're trying to cope with it.
No, they're the godparents and they're like, oh, like, we're going to, for
example we're going to bring the meat we're going to bring the party
supplies we're going to buy the jumper there's classes
that you take too as godparents as well
no that part's already taken care of because
the baby was premature right so they
baptized it at the hospital
so like they're not going to be a big case
these godparents are you can't say get new godparents
because these godparents are already did the
process of okay to be the godparents this is just
the party they had a preemie baby so this is just a party
to celebrate yeah the
So to be a godparent, you got to take, like, a class and get registered?
No.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, I did.
I had to.
Really?
You had to do with that?
No, because I am.
I mean, I said, godmother.
You're ready?
I just, you were supposed to.
Oh, yeah, you do.
You do take a class.
I fell asleep.
You do go to church.
You're just sitting like a day or two.
Yes.
And they're telling you it's just a big responsibility.
It's like a training.
Yeah.
Like a little like, checking your heart.
He's up.
They need to update these trainings.
Make sure never leave them alone.
I don't know that this is strictly a Filipino thing,
but we had Filipino neighbors, right?
And they love my dad so much.
They made my dad one of the Ninos.
They have multiple.
Oh, that's so cute.
I forgot the kid's name, never see the kid again.
But maybe that's why their culture does so many.
Because, yo, we're about to run into one God parent and need one God parent.
But yeah, for the baptism, they are, I think it was First Communion.
It might be First Communion.
They had multiple Godparents.
And my dad was one of them.
What?
Nice.
Look it is for the culture.
Wow.
He's the father of the yavas?
That would be sick.
What?
I don't know if you're kind of my dad.
I'm not.
No, I'm saying like, that's cool.
It doesn't make sense, but I'm trying to call me a four.
No, I did.
No, I said your relationship with God from one of the 10 is a four.
But even my relationship with God is not a four, dog.
I take that very, like, personal.
It was a joke.
That was a bad joke.
I don't know.
To take it back.
I talk about God all the time.
She does.
Do you?
Yes.
The way you said it's a three?
You don't hang out all.
We don't hang out with her.
Well, God is telling me to do some things and say some things and I'm just not going to listen.
There you go.
See?
Hallelujah.
I'm going to God right now.
Shut up, Irene.
All right.
She's laughing way too hard.
Why?
You devil that's a little over there.
Lubei.
Lupa.
Lube needs our hell.
Lube needs our help.
All right. 818.
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That's 818.
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I also would like to talk to Lupe.
Yes.
I would love to.
Because we need to find out what was it about these godparents
that made them godparents in the first place.
I hope it just wasn't that they came to visit at the hospital.
Probably.
First was a good.
You're already here, so might as well be the godparent.
Because it can happen like that.
It's your coolest homie at the time is probably going to be your godparent.
That is true, yeah.
But you don't know if they're going to be around.
That cop is going to be here.
Not that you say that, when my homies pick Jamie as a godparent, I believe.
And he's a terrible godfriend.
I'm not doing his godparent filtering correctly.
Nope.
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No, Lupe.
Right, his baby's Padrino rather watch the game than hang out with little panchito.
Aw, Panchito.
Damn, going to the soccer game will be here.
I know, that's so messed up.
Yeah, so what's going on?
So basically, this weekend, Lupe has a baptism party for his baby.
He's already been baptized because he was a premature baby, so he was baptized at the hospital.
Okay.
But his godparents are going to a soccer game instead of attending the party.
and Lupe needs help because he doesn't know what to do.
They promise that they were going to bring things, participate, help out during the party,
and now they're going to a soccer game instead.
Dang, finding out the week of that's not going to have that type of help is crazy.
That's so messed up.
Yeah.
So Lupe needs to be.
All right.
I think we got Lupe on the line.
Do we have Lupe on the line?
Yeah, line 10.
Louper.
Hi.
Luper, are you a girl or boy?
I'm a girl.
Oh.
Okay.
Who told me that?
Somebody lied to me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's a gender neutral name.
It is a gender neutral name.
Okay.
All right.
Lupe, talk to us about these padrinos that you chose, Lupe.
Why did you choose them as paddinos in the first place?
They were always, well, they've always been good to me, my baby, my husband.
When my baby was in the hospital, they would go see him while he was there.
I chose him and I still think they're good people.
Yeah.
I just bad decision, bad timing for everything.
Lupe, well, bad timing for the soccer game.
I don't think it's that bad a timing.
It's just a soccer game.
Yeah.
Lupe, are they your neighbors?
Are they related to you?
Are they friends?
No.
Friends.
Friends.
Okay.
Who's playing?
What soccer game is it?
First mistake.
It's just a kid's soccer game that they're going to be having.
Oh, my God.
Lube, we got like Chivas and we're playing a lady.
Those kids suck, dude, they can't even make a goal.
Yeah.
Stop.
What? Not yours.
But none of those kids are their godchildren.
Your kid is their godchildren.
Their god child.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so how did they tell you that they weren't going to show up to the baptism
that by like duty of a godparent, they kind of have to be there and help with?
Well, they just called me, told me, well, we're not going to be able to attend.
We have a soccer game, which I completely understand because it's their child.
No.
One of their child children is playing.
And it depends.
they're going to be playing a, you know, a huge, a different location.
Oh, it's like a tournament.
Oh, they're playing the MLS?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Oh, they're going to pay.
How old is their kid?
Oh, my God.
Hey.
She doesn't know her kids, they're kids.
90?
I'm a soccer dad.
95% of them will not make it.
Okay?
I'm sorry.
Well, all right, Lupe.
So they tell you that they can't make it to, and they probably find out recently that the tournament is
this weekend.
Like, oh, my God, it's the same weekend as that kid that we threw water on, right?
That's how they're treating them.
That's how they're treating them.
Dang, it's the same weekend.
Oh, no.
But there are godparent duties, right, that need to be done.
Like, what stuff that you're missing now?
I mean, I be being part of the whole thing, no, they won't be there.
If I would have known, I would have thrown him his birthday party instead of a baptism party
because he just turned one last weekend.
Yeah.
But change it up.
It'll, yeah, so now it has to be a baptism.
Because you probably have all the iguergos, the white lace, like the, all the decorations.
They got a cross piñata and everything.
Yeah.
Me, me, like, that's going to be like the little ribbon for this.
Okay, baby girl.
Oh my.
Yeah.
And how old is your, is your child?
He turned one last weekend.
Oh, no.
And when they told you that, what was like your reaction to them?
wouldn't you say?
My reaction to the whole thing was more than anything, I was disappointed.
Yeah.
Because they weren't going to be there.
But at the end of the day, I mean, and then they didn't have a solution to the.
Right.
Because they could have put some money up.
Like, hey, we're not going to be there, but let's take care of this.
Yeah, like, here's this.
And it's not even about the money.
It's okay.
It is.
You shouldn't chose the rich.
You should have.
It's definitely about the money.
Because they won't be there for you, but they'll pay for it.
It's like they're going to pay.
They're not doing either.
Now you're going to have to figure.
Everything is paid for.
I pay for everything.
Well, see, if you had rich Padrinos, they would have helped you.
Yeah, you would have more money in your pocket.
Come on, you would have wore a...
I mean, that's true, but...
Okay, Lupe, you're very nice, and that's why they did this.
You are insanely nice.
I've nice get told that too much.
No, I would have ripped them a new one.
It's a kid's soccer game.
There'll be another one.
They're not going nowhere.
Have that kids, Padrinos.
show up to the soccer games.
That's what they're far.
They're replacement parents.
I didn't know it was that important
of the game.
It is a tournament.
I didn't know they were playing against messy.
Soccer games are usually at one time.
It depends.
It varies.
No, it's a tournament.
It's far.
If it's a tournament,
they have two games a day.
And it's far.
They're going far from where we're at
so they can't make it back in time.
Oh my gosh.
Because like Maximo did a tournament in Vegas.
Yes.
I've missed family things for tournament.
It's like a 30-minute flight.
You miss family things for tournament?
Where there's a one.
Well, there's a way.
Yeah.
Yeah, they could split, like the Padrinos could split be like, hey, one of us to take them.
One goes. One goes to the party.
Yeah.
The business.
Or they could also just not go to the tournament because it's not important.
It's not important.
It's a tournament.
Look what you did, Lupe, for being so nice.
Now we're fighting each other, Lou Ge.
How many goals that kid going to have?
Zero.
Zero.
That kid better have the best game of their life.
Better make that.
Oh, my God.
That kid better turn into mess.
I really hope they have an amazing game.
It was worth it for their missing every.
No, you're supposed to tell us.
Wish that they have a horrible game.
Wish they spray their ankle.
Lupta.
Wish they choke on orange peel.
Stop it.
Oh, sorry.
Lupita.
Where are you from?
What area are you from?
Where's the party gonna be at?
Killary County.
Where in the world?
Calgary County?
Can you spell that?
Calary County?
I'm also making of Baker soap.
Okay.
Oh, the one of the tournament is far.
Yeah.
Everything is far from Maker's field.
Yeah.
All right.
And where is their tournament?
In San Francisco area?
Okay.
Okay.
It's a whole trip.
It's a trip.
Not if you get a plane.
Just skip it.
It's just baddinos, bro.
Okay.
It's a big deal.
So you're kind of, and I'm sure you're thinking about the photos.
I'm sure you're thinking about like,
just the memories.
Photoshoap.
Be in present.
Photoshop?
Really?
They should Photoshop themselves in the game.
And then the people that do show up,
is there anyone that,
that wanted to be the Nino or Nina, that didn't get to be the Nino or Nina,
that's going to throw it in your face, that the Nino or Nina you chose isn't even there?
Yes.
I knew it.
I know it.
It's your sister, isn't it?
Who is it?
My husband's best friend has been throwing it in my face.
Oh.
Switch it, switch it.
He's like, I'm not even a soccer fan.
Why didn't you choose your husband's best friend?
I don't know.
Nah, it's not too late.
You got a week.
Yeah.
You can't just own them.
Can you trade the Palinos?
Yeah.
No, you can't.
Why not?
No, you can't.
These soccer nuts, they don't care about your kid.
All right, all they care about is tournaments.
Yeah, I know you can.
Yes, we do.
Okay.
I bet it feels about these old tournament they would show up.
Hey, Lupe.
Who is a good idea?
Do you know your godparents, your Ninos?
I absolutely love my godparents.
I am 34 years old, and until this day, I get a Christmas present from them.
How do you feel about robbing your child from that experience because he chose the wrong god parents?
How do you feel about that?
I hope that they were going to be, you know, I have a wonderful godparents.
I have God kids.
I have three God kids and I try to be there for them as much as possible.
And I was hoping I would get the same, but I mean it.
Little Panchito is going to be.
This is a first birthday already left out.
First baptism.
They were there for their his first birthday.
I made him something for his birthday.
So they were there.
We're trying to help you with the problem.
She's so nice about it.
You hate us up that it's a problem.
Now we're talking to you and you're like,
it's not a problem.
It's a huge problem.
She's just nice.
Lupe!
You need aggression from you.
Say something mean about them.
Yeah.
Just say one thing mean.
Say their kids suck.
Go, Lupe.
I.
I don't know.
I have nothing.
Me too.
Ah.
I see.
That was very nice lady.
There's a really good reason.
How about you promote your padrinos to also the padrinos of your kid?
They're already in place.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Tell them.
All right.
You just got some new Padriens.
You just got a new God kid.
I want to help you, but I don't think that you want to help yourself.
I think you just are like, oh, it's fine.
You know what?
You have their number.
Let's call them.
Let's guilt trip them.
You're no pasa nada in this.
Yeah.
Give us their number. Can we call them?
I think they're at work.
Well, they'll be better. We'll find out.
Work tournament.
All right, we're going to put you on home.
All these tournaments.
We're going to put you on home.
We're going to get the number.
We're going to call the Nino.
Yeah.
A.1.
Oh, we're going to calling them.
Never mind.
How would I think.
Give it here.
So, freaking Lupe.
Lupita.
Lupita.
Lupita, you're so nice, girl.
Lupe and has a one-year-old son.
and his godparents are not going to be at the baptism.
They're going to their kids.
You got a very serious soccer tournament.
Yeah, they live in Bakersfield, but the tournament is in San Francisco,
so there's no way that they can make it for the party.
Okay.
I get it.
But according to Lupe, they are great people.
She chose them because they're always there and on point and all of that.
However, she does feel frustrated and disappointed that they're not going to go to the baptism this weekend for this one-year-old.
Okay.
She has a really good relationship with her knee.
knows.
Yes.
So, like, she doesn't know different.
She knows, like, being there, being present.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
For real, because, L'Ki.
That's a man I'll ever see you again.
I think you'll see him once a decade.
Like the eclipse?
Yeah.
Oh, you're going to see him again.
Oh, you're going to see him.
Yeah.
He's going to see him.
Doing good, doing good.
Good.
Here's $100.
Here's $100.
But Loki, maybe that's just setting her, the child up, to have a different
that type of relationship.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's go to the phone lines, though.
So, by the way, we asked if we could call the godparents.
And, Lupe, you said no, right?
They're both at work.
They're both.
All of a sudden, they got jobs.
They're their secretary, too.
But when it's time for tournaments.
It feels like they don't like to do their job.
Yeah.
They're not doing their god-given job.
It's tournament slander, y'all.
Okay.
So we have someone on the line that has advice for you, Lupe.
Who we got, Irene?
We have Crystal from Covina on line three.
All right.
Crystal.
Hi.
What's that, Crystal?
What's up?
What's up?
What is a barri.
Hey.
Crystal, talk to us.
What would you tell Lupe in the situation?
I would fire them.
Fire the God's parents.
How do you?
Absolutely.
Talk about it.
It's possible.
It's possible.
I've done it.
You've done it how many times?
Fire them.
I've done it three times.
Yes, but my second child, I, we had God parents the first time,
and they just were never there, never ever,
never ever for nothing and it would piss me off.
So I fired them and I got a new godmother.
Okay.
And that was out for like,
slow down, Crystal.
How did you fire them?
Did you bring HR?
Is it like a, the mic or like?
Did you sit them down?
No.
Was it an email?
A paper?
No, I just did not include them for anything.
And then I had got a new God parrot and was like posting like,
hey, this is a new godmother.
And.
Oh.
Hey.
You just post them.
did their replacement and that's how they knew
that they were no longer godparents.
Dang.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
But they probably had disappointed you so many times,
not showed up so many times,
all of that, right?
Yes.
Like, I'm always reaching out like,
hey, game, hey, you know,
kindergarten celebration, hey, X, Y,
birthday party and nothing.
And for me, it's like,
you don't need to buy anything,
but I feel like your president should be here
or say something or something,
but it was always a nothing.
So literally three different times I fired them.
And finally, my best friend and her husband, shout out to Ashley and Albert, I literally got them and was like, they are the godparents because they're here for everything.
And they haven't disappointed since.
Shout out to Ashley and Albert, fourth pick in the godparents.
They're not, they're the ninos that stepped up.
Wait, what was their relation to you the first?
fools you fired. What was their relationship
to you? Just friends?
They were my exes,
brother and wife.
Oh, okay. So fire them.
And who was the next pair of
godparents? What was their
relationship to you? My
cousin. I love you, Crystal.
And how did you fire those cousins?
And again, you just posted the
replacement or what? I did.
I just kept being like, next person,
Why did you fire the cousins?
Because same thing.
I would ask like, hey, it's birthday party time or hey, like it's this or hey, you know,
do you want to come see her and everything was just like, I can't, I can't.
Or just like never a phone call, never there.
I love it.
You take no is.
So I feel like, you know, the bar was set high.
Like my Nina was like you can't get any better than that.
And I'm just like, my Nina, my mom and dad separated.
and she was from my mom's side and I stayed with my dad
and she showed up.
She still showed up.
Yeah, it's to give your mom the achievement, but it's cool.
Look, right, Crystal, what was, who was after your cousins and you fired them?
Who was the third set of godparents?
No, it was still my other cousin.
I just got my other cousin.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh, Crystal, she kept in the family.
And then that was the last and final firing that you had.
So first it was your, your, your, and,
Exes, brother and sister-in-law.
Then it was your cousins.
Then it was your other.
Because, like, you deleted, you only fired one, and then you fired both of them, right?
Yep.
Okay.
And I just went by new godparents.
Ashley and Albert, you better get it together.
Crystal, have you ever considered a career in HR?
Yeah.
You're great at this.
Really good.
You don't take anything.
Everyone's on zero tolerance.
As soon as they walk in.
Literally.
Say, hey, there's a birthday party.
I can't make it.
You're done.
You're done?
Sounds like a job, like a corporate job.
What's up?
When it comes to your kid, like, don't be playing around.
Don't be letting my kid down.
Okay.
How old by the time your kid got these, like, permanent godparents?
How old were they?
Like, once you found the ones?
She's 10 now, so by 8.
By 8 years old.
Oh, it took us 8 years to get it right.
It was 8 years.
But you got it.
8 years, 8 godparents.
No, that's awesome.
Crystal, I love it.
I think, hey, you're just.
not going to take it.
You're not going to take a non-present.
Yes.
Exactly.
And Crystal, one question.
What's more important?
Tournaments or sacraments?
The sacraments.
Yes.
I think Crystal's very like she takes no age.
But I think our baby girl, Lupe, she takes too much.
She needs to be like her.
Yes.
All right.
Hold on.
Hey, Lupe, you heard Crystal?
I did.
Okay.
Lupe.
Get it together, Lupe.
Five.
Lupe.
I say at the party, is it your man's brother that wants to be the Nino?
Or best friend?
No, it's just one of his friends, yeah.
Just take the photo and be like Nino alert.
And then tag the old one.
Yeah, let them know their fire.
And they did it to themselves.
They were no call, no show.
Yeah, the Nino that stepped up.
Yeah.
He would definitely absolutely love that because he's been, he's very, he was there.
He deserves.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to wait until your...
So people are just cleaning the yard.
You want to wait to your kids eight?
So find somebody or you want to go it now?
Yeah, give a seven-year head start.
Come on.
Yeah, and then in the caption...
Like, I've seen them with their...
They have another godchild, and I've seen them with their guard tile.
And I mean, they were good always to their other god tiles, so...
I don't know if it's just this time of what it is.
I mean, and I see them, you know, I don't see them all the time.
Right.
But I see them often, and they're really good with them.
You know, they interact with me.
But not yours.
But not yours. So that's it.
It's over.
No, with mine.
With mine.
Oh, with yours.
Yeah, with mine.
It's that mine also is, he's tiny, so he can only interact back so much.
Yeah.
But he.
Well, it's time to hurry up and walk.
I want him to, but since he was more so tiny, he doesn't even want to sit on his own.
Hey, how about this?
How about this, baby girl?
Give us the number to your man's friend.
And we will tell him that he has been newly assigned as Nino because he's right now.
You said he's raking the yard?
Yeah, he's already helping out.
Lupe, that's, he was.
That's a Nino.
Yeah.
He was literally yesterday because we had a pull up, so we had to take the pull down.
He was in the yard over there.
That's the Nino.
Give us his number.
We're going to make him Nino.
I have his number, too.
Okay.
Give it to us.
Yeah, let's call him.
All right.
I'll put you on a brief hole, you better give us a number, okay, Lupet?
Yeah.
Because I feel like we gotta talk to me because you're really nice.
So give it to us right now.
Right?
All right.
We got to call it.
We do.
We have to call it.
Are we the church?
Yes, we know.
See, I told you I'm not a four!
You're in a third!
You're in Paris.
It's Parano 6.
It's Brownback morning.
Lupita.
Lupe.
Lupe.
We tried calling your,
future,
future, god, son, parent.
parent. Your man's homie that wants to be the godparent, but he's not answering either.
You work tonight. All right, Lupe, it's you.
You have to do it. One of the godparents don't want to be there for your baby's baptism.
The other one's not answering your cause. Lupe, what's going on, Lupe? Apparently, I'm a mess.
Oh, hey, Lupe, stop.
My gosh.
We get it. You're going to heaven.
All right?
I know.
Don't worry, Vic got you.
All right.
Take us with you.
We want to know what you've decided on after we've, like, cloned you,
clown your godparents, kids.
Or the, what is it called?
Cuniados?
No, comadre.
Compadres.
Your comadres.
Yeah, your compadres kids, because supposedly they're not going to your kid's baptism,
that they're the godparents because their kid has a soccer tournament.
Yeah, and so we clown their kid.
We clown them.
We clowns you.
We have someone on the line that fired their godparents.
What are you going to do?
Have the party.
I am going to party, and I'm going to probably get drunk.
Oh, wow.
And they call them?
That sounds fun.
We are going to throw a huge party for my baby.
Why are you?
You're the friend that asks for advice, and then you don't take it.
We just gave me the advice.
Fire them.
Yeah, fire them.
I want to fire them.
I definitely do.
This other guy, he will be there.
He actually does DJs.
He's going to do it all.
He's a big day.
This guy's a dream.
This other guy, this other, my husband's best friend, he's a DJ.
He has a whole setup for like groups and bannas and stuff.
And he is going to put all his setup for my baby.
Wow.
That should have been the Nino.
Get drunk.
You're not going to fire them.
DJ Nino.
She's going to give them a write up a strong warning.
No.
Don't do this again.
They're going to do it again.
Have a son to stay with them.
She has to post a petty, like, photo on Instagram.
She's the nicest girl.
But maybe when she gets drunk.
Give me your Instagram password.
Yeah.
Let me post it.
I'm going to post sacraments over tournaments.
Your caption's crazy.
That's a good one.
All right.
That's a good one.
Look, we're looking to play a game.
So I need three contestants to play a game.
So it's National Astmer Day, ASMR.
ASMR.
ASMR.
And if you know that.
So what we ended up doing,
was we got some sounds.
Greg got the sounds, okay?
So think of whatever's at Greg's house.
Already boom, hint, number one.
And he did ASMR at his house.
Hopefully now it sucks.
All right.
I'll know.
But we're going to make,
you don't want to know.
I don't know.
Then we're going to play the sound.
And if you can guess correctly,
what that is the sound of, okay?
Super easy.
Easy, easy.
Yeah, easy.
It's not that hard.
Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos days.
Yeah.
You know what that means?
What?
I do.
Google it.
Google.
Google the whistle?
Yeah.
I don't do that.
No, you have to hit it.
Hey, Siri with that.
Hey, Siri.
How do you write?
Snash a NASMR day.
I can't even whistle.
I don't know how to whistle either.
Apparently it means something that doesn't sound.
Like when I say it, I feel happy and shipper.
But supposedly it's a, it's not a good, it's not good.
It's bad?
Yeah.
It's the one, it's the main one.
I can't, I can't whistle.
Can someone, can whistle?
You can't whistle.
Can someone actually whistle?
But not at the same time.
Angelica, you can whistle, do it.
What?
Now we all can't whistle.
What are two short teachers, okay?
To blow the whistle.
I'm trying to recreate what you're doing.
You know, oh.
Oh, that's pretty.
There's go.
All right.
Go on again.
Yeah.
Oh.
Wow.
So that's like a common.
amongst Mexican,
Americans, Mexicans
that we do that whistle, right?
Yep.
But it means something.
It's a colleague.
Oh, it's not a colleague.
Something about a mother.
Yeah.
Something about a mother.
Oh.
Like, to me, when I say,
I was like, I'm like,
like, shoo, shoo, shoo, like, it's vibes.
It's like, ooh, I feel like good.
Yeah, I thought it.
Yeah, no, but apparently it means like,
wow.
And, Jason, be careful.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Stop doing that to my mom.
No.
Stop doing that, Lassie.
I'm your mom now.
I'm kidding.
All right, look, we're playing a game.
At our Power 106 Brownback Mornings after the...
Yeah, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all the...
It's going down.
All right, if you're trying to go, we have three contestants on the line.
We're going to go to contestant number one to see...
And we have three contestants because every time we do these sound things...
No one ever gets them.
I feel like they're pretty easy.
We really feel like they're easy, okay?
And granted, we know the answer, so of course it's easy to us, all right?
I guess some.
Being on the other side of it, we're like, no.
All right.
Who do we got on the line?
Colleen from Long Beach on line two.
Colleen.
Who's Colleen?
Colleen is Colleen.
Hey, Colleen.
You're so funny, Victor.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are you, Colleen?
Thanks for Colleen.
Thanks for calling.
Colleen, do you get made fun of like that a lot?
Yes, I do.
Every day, I hate him.
Ah, she hate you.
He hates you, too.
ID. All right. Colleen,
we're going to play us down. It's
like an ASMR Lives, okay? And then
you're going to tell us what that sound is, and
then if you win, you get tickets to join us
at a Power 106, Brown by Mornings, after
God. Let's go!
Are you ready? Are you ready?
I'm ready. Okay, here's
the first one. All right. I believe in you. I believe in you
too. Okay, let's be very quiet. Okay. Ready?
Listen. I'm only
going to play it once.
What is that?
sounded like a zip time.
Sounded like a zip time.
Sounded like a zip time.
I said I was going to play it one.
Is that your final answer?
I can only hear it once, I guess.
I only heard it once.
I guess so I only heard it once.
Oh, no, it's okay?
You're nice and big, make fun of you,
so I'm going to play again.
Okay, ready?
Okay.
What is that, Colleen?
It could be like a little,
a little motorcycle you start up.
Okay, so you have said two answers.
Zip tie and motorcycle
that you, like, get ready
or something. Which one are you going with?
I'm going to go with the motorcycle.
It's a motorcycle that you wind up.
Yeah.
Okay, no, no, no.
That's your final answer.
Is this a motorcycle that you wind up?
Thanks for calling.
All right.
Who else do we have in the line?
Who is our next caller, our next contestant,
because Colleen did not get that correctly.
Who else are we going to?
We have Amelia.
from LA Online 3.
Amelia or Emilio?
Amelia.
Amelia!
Amelia!
Amelia!
Amelia!
Buenos yeah.
Do you get clowned like that?
Because your name is Amelia?
Yeah, a lot of people pronounce it wrong.
No, we didn't pronounce it wrong.
Right?
What's your name?
Amelia.
Amelia.
Amelia.
Amelia!
You need to see Dieter Roxbury.
All right, Amelia.
Just for Funzy, do you want to guess what the sound was?
Do you want me to play it?
Yeah, yeah.
This is not your sound, but this is the sound that our baby girl did not get right here.
Just for Funzy, do you want to guess what that is?
I think the zip-tai one shot.
You thought it was a zip-tai?
The, like those Mexican toys, like the wood ones, like when you like...
Oh, you spin-up.
Wood Mexican toys.
Oh, like that.
Oh, that's a good one.
I think it would have been faster, but that is also wrong, but good answer, because you know we're beans.
But it's actually a camera winding, a disposable camera winding up.
Listen, listen.
You get it?
Yeah.
You got to do that to get to the next line.
All right, but that's not yours.
This one is yours, okay?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
If you can guess it correctly, you are going to our brown bag mornings after Dark Live show, all right?
All right.
Here you go, Amelia.
Hard.
It's very rough.
Oh, man.
Ashy.
Two things running together.
Two things rubbing together.
What are those two things?
Like the sand.
Sand paper?
Sand paper.
Sand paper.
Is that your final answer?
Is that your final answer?
Is that your final answer?
Is that your final answer?
You want to hear it again?
Yeah, yeah, let me hear it.
Okay, okay.
Like sand paper, like sending something down.
I get it, I hear it, I hear it.
Yeah.
Is that your final answer?
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I like this.
I like this.
This is sandpaper.
I mean,
I just didn't hear it.
No, no, you are you at your answer.
Is it?
Amelia.
All right.
the next person and our contestant we have Anna from Santa Ana online
Anna! Anna! Anna! Anna!
Anna!
Anna!
We're hyping you up for...
I hope you have a great day after this, Anna.
I'm from Fontana.
Oh!
Love it!
Fontana!
Anna from Fontaine!
I'm a little disappointed now.
I'm a little disappointed now.
I'm not the end.
Sorry, I was crashing.
Oh, they listened to us over there.
Shout out to Fontana.
Except that one street.
All right.
Anna, from Fontana.
Do you just want to guess for Fonzi's what this sound was?
I actually thought it was sound paper too, but it could also be someone rubbing some hard hands together.
If you were playing and you guessed that, you would have actually been our winner.
Because it's freaking Gregsies
Ashy's
Ash's hand paper hands
Those are hardworking hands, all right?
No, no, they're not
What?
Those are men hands.
They're in need of lotion, brother
Yeah, super ashy
This guy caresses as a girl, he probably scratches it.
Yeah, he's a bolter
Dampaper's like, all right?
He has Fano's hands.
We're man over here.
He stands his walls with his hands.
All right, so here is your
here is your sound, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
What is that sound?
Oh, man.
That's not like when you get your fresh nails and you're like tapping on the desk.
Oh, she's so cute.
I love you, Anna from Fontana.
Okay.
Oh, I have my nails.
No, we can't do that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right.
So she thinks that this, I'm going to play one more time.
Anna, Fontana thinks that this is when you get your fresh nails and you're like click-clacking them together.
Is that your final answer?
Um, it also sounds like those popping, um, male.
Yeah, like the male poppers, like the stuff that.
Yeah, yeah.
The bubble wrap.
Okay, so is this, is that bubble wrap or is it the nails?
Which one are you going with?
Or is it something else?
I'm going to go with bubble wrap.
Bubble wrap.
Okay.
Is this?
He even has a beat to it.
I know.
Is this bubble wrap?
From Fontana.
It's okay.
We're going to a long drive for you to go to Hollywood.
Yeah.
Oh, Anna from Fontana.
you're not right
she got the other one right
yeah she got the other one right
all right
we have to go commercial
we have no more contestants
that was a good one
I guess we're keeping the tickets
no we're not getting
let's just see if someone wants to play
hey what's your name
Power 106
Hi what's your name
Eric
Eric what's city of you from
from Linwood
Eric from Linwood
Eric you want to play our game
Yes
All right
Eric from Linwood
For Funsies
Do you want to guess
What this sound was?
Oh I was thinking it was
Boob wrap too
Bove rap too
It's a snapback
You know like when you have
Like a snapback hat
Snapback
Oh okay
All right
All right
So excited
Eric we're gonna make it
So easy for you dog
Like please
Okay are you ready
Yeah
Yeah
Stop.
What is that?
Wait, it broke up, it broke up.
It might get in trouble if someone else hears this, but.
Oh, that's the bed sound.
Is this the bed sound?
It's some cut?
What it is, yo?
What's up?
You are going to our brownback mornings after start,
my name.
You need more energy.
Thank you.
Thank you, Eric.
Thank you.
Eric, you spent all his energy last time.
Hey, Eric, why you know what this sounds like, eh?
Really?
Yeah.
Scrolling with the homies.
Goryo.
What's up, bro?
We had that solar eclipse.
We did have that solar eclipse.
Which made me feel solar e-sick because.
It made you feel what?
Was that the only one?
I was only one.
No, no, say it again?
Solar e-sick.
Yeah.
Get it?
Like, e-sick, and sick?
Yeah.
I thought you're saying solo like alone
Not too, he was alone
Oh my little baby
It's okay bro
And that was scrolling with the homies, all right?
Last solace you guys were together
This solar clips you're not?
It's cool
I just thought about that
You'll be okay
You'll find someone
You'll find the moon to your son
It's eight years?
Ten years? Ten years? It happened ten years ago
I don't think I'm going to wait that long
But anyways
I think so.
How did you guys feel about the solar eclipse?
You didn't feel anything after?
After I felt like I got superpowers.
You got superpowers?
You got up and I'm levitating right now.
Nobody else got to.
I just got high.
I'm jealous.
Stop!
We don't do that.
We don't do that here.
I felt like some electricity in my body.
I don't know.
It was weird.
Or maybe that was just my car.
What do you flash?
Yeah, maybe he's really fast now.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Were you watching it with your barber?
Yeah.
Nice.
So romantic.
Wait, you're watching it with your barber?
Not electricity?
Yeah.
We didn't watch it like that.
We weren't like holding each other like the front of the Titanic.
You got a boost of energy?
Hey, oh, whoa.
Anyways, I was scrolling through TikTok and I was like, I was feeling sick about like those solar eclipse.
I don't know.
After I got a headache.
I thought I was the only one.
But this girl on her video explains what that was.
this. So if you didn't know this, apparently there's this thing that can happen with the eclipse
where you start to feel eclipse sickness and no joke. Like, I feel like that is what I'm
experiencing right now. And went outside to watch it. And then when I came back in, like,
after a few minutes, like my hands are shaking for no reason. I feel nauseous and like heavy for some
reason like it's I'm in something she I'm not kidding I felt her I have I had a headache
right after right after what you know I'm nourished well-nourished yeah you have
starving yourself did you have breakfast I had breakfast I had water of course but I'm not
even kidding I sat in our back room and I was like why do I all of a sudden have a pounding
headache like bad headache I went home because of it did you sleep well see yes I did you feel sick
I thought you said it's because you were starving yourself till Friday yeah I am
No, I've been eating my protein, but...
All right.
Normally, I don't believe anything that TikTok says
because TikTok says a lot.
And just because a grown TikTok is like,
hey, I got a clip sickness.
And then people like Greg, like, hey, clips sickness.
Me too.
It's real.
No, I'm with you, dog.
I'm telling you.
Relax.
Normally.
But since the clips, I have had a change of heart.
No.
I've read this does happen.
Like, people do have little symptoms that happen afterwards
because you're literally staring at the sun.
Even though you're doing it through glasses,
is you're staring at the sun.
Any one of us right now that doesn't naturally go out to the sun and get sun.
When we go out and we get sun, it's going to do what the sun does.
If you ever lay down on the beach and you're tired?
Yeah.
That's what the sun does.
Get you exhausted.
You can probably get a headache too because of the exposure, all of that.
That happens period any day that you go outside and you sit in the sun.
It happens to you that you normally don't sit in the sun, right?
I go outside and I run my bike outside a lot.
You're not listening to me.
You normally don't do what you did that day, right?
stare at the sun.
Look up all of that.
right?
That's probably going to happen to you
if you do that any other day too.
So if I try it today again,
it'll happen.
Try it.
Yeah, start the sun.
Or go pick up your son.
That you don't claim.
Yeah.
Looking at the wrong son.
I'm looking at the wrong son.
That's your headache, buddy.
But do you know what I'm saying?
I get what you're saying.
Like, it could be something that naturally just happens to us
when we do something outside of the ordinary, like,
look up or have our head up in that position,
which everyone was like,
ooh.
Look at the sun.
in that position for minutes.
It was cool.
Your body's going to be like,
hey, what are you doing?
Why are you staring up like this?
And the sun is glaring at you.
Sometimes I go on my backyard
and, like, I literally look up with the sun
and I pray and, like, I have my hands up
because I am not a four in my belief with God.
You see?
Maximo, that's going to, that hurt me.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Earlier, Maximo said that my relationship
with God is about a four.
And I really feel like, no, legit.
Like, I really,
did we talk that I feel like I have God's eyes?
Oh, yeah.
That's why I said that.
For Jesus.
I love God so much.
All Chewis are my homies.
Like, I get a lot with all the Chewis of the world.
All my brother.
Yes, all of that.
All right?
But I'll go up.
Have you ever done it where like your eyes are closed but you're staying at the sun?
And then when you open them, it looks a little bit different.
Like the colors look a little different.
Yeah, I've never done that.
Yes, dog.
It's like a rainbow.
It's not looking straight at the sun.
Your eyes are closed and you're looking up.
It kind of changes the color of like anything you see.
I call that.
Imagine.
Imagine I said, oh, that happened and because I looked at the eclipse or I was looking outside.
It just happens naturally because you look at the sun dog.
It's a thing that happened.
I mean, she got sad after.
So I was like, but.
Like sadder than usual.
Respectfully.
Maybe you're PMSing?
No.
Cool.
Well, I had a stomach egg, but I also ate a chicken sandwich and I wasn't sure what it was.
Me too.
When I was driving, I was getting really tired.
I'm like, maybe I'm getting food coma.
Or maybe it's a clip.
That's the eclipse.
This is not what they wanted us to know.
It does happen.
Even optometrish is saying even if you use the right eyewear and all of that,
you might start seeing little things like mess up with your eyes and you kind of just
got to go get checked.
And it might not even start like you might not start seeing visual like damage of having
looked up at the sun until about 12 days and stuff like that.
So it's like just but that's what we get for looking up with the sun even with our little
glasses.
Yes.
They make glasses for us to make look up.
I feel like, you know how you guys are all like conspiracy thising?
Yeah.
It's the optometrist.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's big optometries.
Look at all the business they're going to get.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A big on autotomy.
That makes sense because it did say that yesterday my eyes hurt, like the Google search for my eyes hurt was like an autochurch.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
All right.
But no, no.
You got a clip sickness or whatever that you did.
I got a big headache.
Yeah.
Maybe it was from the girl eclipse.
I don't think it was.
What?
No.
No.
The girl.
I wish it made him funny.
I wish it made him funny.
But look, we have your tickets.
You have your tickets to go on our Brownback Morty's after dark.
After this is Fire 101 6.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos diea.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not up on modern technology.
Tech, yes, no, brownback mornings.
Take my shirt off.
Tech moves.
For all my salves and want to be salvi's
Because hey, this is exactly for you
The president of El Salvador
Naib Buckeli
Has announced that he is with
What?
Legend.
Legend.
He has announced that he's willing to give away
5,000 passports
to people that are non-Savodorian
If they want to become Salvadorian citizens
As long as they're experts in tech
In the art form
Like really like he wants to bring in people
that are really about their business, really experts,
and said, hey, you'll bring that stuff to El Salvador
will give you national citizenship.
You can have the rights of every other salvi.
Like the right to eat as many pupuses as you want.
The right to say wos.
The right to say, buy a puy.
No.
The right to call popotes pahias or pahias popotes.
What do Mexican say?
Popote.
Popote.
Pagia.
Pahia.
Pohua wins.
The right to drink an insalada, not eat an insalada.
That's a drink.
That's a drink.
Ensalada.
Ensalada.
Ensalada.
That's a drink in Salvi.
Wow.
Right to drink, Cola Champan.
Cola champan?
Cola champan?
Panko.
Yes.
That sounds fancy.
Yeah.
Isn't that a chintel?
Curtido.
I think that's really cool.
Shout out to the president for that.
He's just doing all.
And he announced it on social media.
Right.
He's so cool.
He's so cool.
You applied?
You applied already?
You can't have citizenship.
Yeah, it's easier if he gives it to me.
Oh, gosh.
You're going to take up one of the 5,
True, true, true.
The 5,000 passports would be issued to new, highly skilled scientists, engineers, doctors, artists, and philosophers.
Wow.
Wow.
Like any electronics.
Is that what you're going to apply?
Yes.
As a philosopher.
Yes, because you're definitely not a scientist.
Philanthropists.
Not like DJs?
Not DJs.
I don't know.
Not that.
Unless you play motivational music or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That could work.
I was wondering about the scammers.
Because I feel like that's a highly skilled tech.
Gave scammers a job?
Yeah.
You're right.
But also he locks up anyone that doesn't.
any crime or there.
I don't know.
But the FBI will even hire scammers.
Yes.
We'll hire like people that are hackers.
Yeah.
To catch other criminals.
All right.
So which one of these would you be, Victor?
A scientist, engineer, doctor, artist, maybe, philosopher?
I'll play doctor.
That is a crime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a crime.
I'll play doctor.
That'll be fun.
What right would you want as a Salvadorian?
Oh.
Not to my non-salvi's, to my Angelica, Gray.
The right to.
Ooh, more Salvadorian baby mammas?
Yeah, that is valid.
I like that a lot.
Hey, I've already got one in the tuck.
Well, everyone knows.
The Mexicans take the salvi, Mexican baby mamas, so you won't get them as a salvi.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
It might not benefit you.
Yeah. Hold on.
Angie.
What right of a salvi would you like?
That I can pay for, I can pay anything with crypto now, right?
Oh, very much.
Because that one male man had you.
Join crypto and I don't know how much I happen.
I'm probably rich over there.
You are.
You go to Bitcoin Beach.
No, I have another one.
I have another one.
You can point out things with your lips.
That's a good one.
The right to walk barefoot and pick stuff up with your toes?
I want to flip you off right now.
Greg, what right of a Salvadorian would you like?
I could be passive aggressive and people will not care.
Like, oh yeah, he's Salvadorian.
That's fine.
Yeah.
There you go.
That's a good one.
I'll take that one.
I feel like men, period,
can be passive-aggressive and we're fine with it.
Yeah, I like that one.
Jose, you want to chime in on this?
I know you have an essence.
Yeah.
Is there a salvi right that you would like?
Should you get that citizenship from Buckeli?
Walking barefoot in public?
Oh, gosh.
Look, you did that already in Oregon.
Yeah, you did that already.
I was judged for it on there.
Oh, yeah.
As my half.
Mexican side would like to be able to eat with my hands and not be judged because apparently that's the salvi thing and I would like the right to eat like that's frowned upon yeah yeah yeah I tried it I tried it I didn't yeah no Salvador I just didn't I can't get a fork
really yeah that's disappointing your hands but what do you mean like you with your hands like they eat everything with your hands like yeah yeah so like rice right like you'll get it with your hands right right right right so like no rice that's a lie
Bucani would give me the right to not be judged by you guys, okay?
What is it that?
Like, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I'm trying to picture what you would eat with...
Everything, everything with my hands, apparently.
Obviously not soup, Greg.
God.
It depends, actually.
How much do I want said soup?
There you go.
I would...
Yeah, I've gotten rice with my hands.
Yeah.
And Luis does it too, and I know he's the...
And Horto, like, here's your point.
Here's your spoon.
But he'll like,
it's just grab it and cup it.
So like, it's in spiritual.
God gave us utensils with our hands.
So like eggs and stuff like that.
Like forks and spoons are modeled after our hands.
Yeah.
I don't know that.
All right.
Well, there's that.
Okay.
I'm not going to like with you anymore.
Tech yes?
Is it Tech Yes or Tech?
Yes.
I think it's Tech Yes too.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Tech Yes.
With Angie.
The drama continues with the Cyrus family, you guys.
Myly Cyrus.
The Cyrae.
The Cyrae.
No.
And this time it's Noah, Cyrus, that straightened up the family.
The daughter, the sister of Miley Cyrus.
Yeah.
Miley Cyrus is sister.
Now if you guys remember it, they all have bad blood, you know, like it's...
Oh, now they're Taylor's Wave.
Yeah.
No, but you know how like the parents split in each child they took...
The siren side.
Yeah.
Miley took the mom's side and then Noah took the dad's side, right?
And then the dad moved on.
Philly Ray Cyrus.
Yeah, not the dad.
Like, the man that man.
Yes.
Don't you go breaking the sake, you break your heart.
Okay, well, that fool.
He's a legend.
He's not a fool.
He was a great TV dad, too.
If we didn't have here, we wouldn't have no rompizman.
Mi por de corasso.
We would have the Spanish version, okay?
And he was on Lilana's X's song.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I'm trying to, like, make it really simple.
Okay.
I have cool music idea.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
Billy Wright Cyrus.
Yeah.
There you go.
He moved on.
He remarried, right?
Okay.
And then same thing with the mom, right?
Tish, Cyrus,
she remarried, but remember that she hooked up and married.
Noah's her daughter's ex boyfriend.
Dominique.
Oh, my God.
The mom married the daughter's ex.
Yes.
Remember all that.
Did she get Cyrus?
Dominique Persil.
I think she still was.
Tish Cyrus.
His.
Well, I mean, it's not, it's not weird.
Because, Acquerade, like, even what's her name?
Larza Pippin?
It's still weird.
It's still weird.
It's still weird.
Even both of them doing it is still weird.
You know what?
It's branding.
Because of achy, breaky heart, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Oh, you just want to keep a last name even though you're not married to them.
Yeah, she doesn't want to be Tish prison break.
Yeah.
True.
It would be Dominic.
It's Dominic Purcell, so she would be.
Because Tina, I don't know that Beyonce's parents.
I think they're not.
together yeah but Tina still Tina Knowles yeah she's but that's the dad but nobody in that
family can do any wrong okay okay true true you're right judging the tireses and then you
guys remember how Miley Cyrus married and got a divorce from Liam what's his name
Liam Hemsworth yeah right Thor's brother yeah so you see how everyone's breaking up
right and now Noah Miley's sister that they don't have a
good relationship with she liked one of Liam's thirstraps on Instagram.
Wow.
And it's like, that's a gym photo.
This is not the most Tennessee thing I've ever heard.
That's why I'm like, too, the drama continues with this family.
Like, I don't, I don't like that you're doing the drama continues.
Because it makes it your marathon and I'm like, I'm sorry.
How would I say it?
I don't know.
It keeps going.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Yeah.
And of course, everyone's.
Drama is extended.
Yes, like that.
No, dog, that's wild.
And I was checking each other's followers.
They follow each other.
Liam and Noah, they follow each other,
which is like, cool.
What do you mean one of his family?
A man's third trap?
Yes.
It was at the gym.
It was at the gym.
He has, like, muscle cell.
She likes the picture.
Of course, fans of Miley were saying, like,
how can you do this?
This is your sister's ex.
It's a photo of the gym.
Yeah.
No, it makes sense because let that be a girl gym photo.
And you like it?
You're like it.
You're like it.
You're getting trouble.
I like your gym.
Yeah, you're getting trouble.
Yeah.
Jorge!
You said, you don't like my phone.
I didn't say it to you.
I said to Greg.
Yeah.
I got in trouble for saying that.
They didn't believe me.
I was like them.
We're in her gym.
Yeah, you're in my gym bike.
That's why I liked it.
Because I was in it.
Jim Brits.
Yeah, but no.
It's weird, right?
I'm telling you.
And so she went on to her Instagram.
She responded back and she was saying, no, just like in general because people were going in on her saying like, how could you?
This is so nasty.
This is bad, right?
Oh, wow.
I like.
Oh, my God.
And she responded by saying there's no greater Joey.
They didn't see y'all get so angry over the dumbest things ever.
It's entertaining and it's so funny.
Yeah.
But then after that, she liked the picture.
Oh.
It's like, which one is it?
Yeah.
I like that.
Which is it one, Mike.
I know.
You think.
know Noah Cyrus was like, he's like my brother.
Like a brother to me.
Hey, Noah is engaged, though.
Noah is engaged, though.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm on mighty side of whatever.
I'm on mighty side.
I don't know.
Mindy has incredible music, especially now she's killing it.
She has a lot of Beyonce.
She doesn't even seem problematic.
No, she doesn't.
Miley doesn't seem to be a part of any of the ones.
Yeah.
What are you mean?
Yeah.
Well, then they keep it between themselves.
I think even like, for example.
my sister's ex, cool, fool.
Yeah, like, I have no problems with him, no issues with him.
Not following him.
Don't really check on him.
If there was a photo of him,
yeah, I wouldn't be like in the gym.
I don't know that I would like it.
Same.
And this is someone that I literally was like,
oh, you're a cool-ass dude.
Like, they just didn't work out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So I get that part.
Even with my sister's, like, baby daddies or exes,
we don't talk to them.
They're not even allowed to come inside the house.
Oh, wow.
Stay up.
Yeah, I'll stand on fitness.
Yeah, I'm the same way.
So it is weird.
With somebody like we break up.
Yeah.
It's sad, but we just break us.
Even if I'm like, man, the person was cool.
But also this is the same family where the mom.
Mom did it.
Married.
Married.
Married.
I just liked my sister's ex's photo.
I didn't marry her ex like my mom did to me.
Oh, yeah.
Talk about what mama did to me.
Wow.
No, no, it's true.
There's no topping that.
I know.
She doesn't talk about it of this.
Well, there is topping that in her music.
Topping that.
Hey, yo.
She doesn't talk about Noah Cybers doesn't talk about any of this in her music
I haven't caught anything. I've never heard her music.
Her music is pretty good.
Yeah.
If this is what she talks about, I want to hear it.
Yeah, I'll listen to it and then I'll let you know.
It'll be another topic.
My mom dated my ex.
No, she doesn't make country music.
She makes sad music.
Yeah.
She's dope.
Okay.
I like it again?
I don't think.
My mom, date of my ex.
I don't think any of them are not dope.
but I do get it like
party in the USA classic
yeah that's my
yeah I like Miley
yeah I like Miley
yeah but see
she can buy herself flowers
team Noah
team Noah but I just
I'm just thinking it is wrong
because I would feel bad
liking my sister's ex picture
like in the gym like that like
yeah I shouldn't even be following you
and he's Thor's brother
yeah and it's Liam Hemsworth
it's not like your your
sister's ex that like doesn't have no pack
that's like you know what I'm saying
yeah yeah
that all of a sudden he's doing
And he's wearing fully clothed in the gym, like hoodie in the gym and all of that.
No, this is Liam Hemsworth.
Yeah, exactly.
He's body.
Yeah.
I mean, she wants to like my picture.
She could like my pictures.
Okay.
Hey, no, did you hear, if you want to like Greg C's pictures?
Yeah.
Please like his pictures.
Please.
No.
It's open.
You got to get in through the mom first and then he goes up to the house.
I like the strategy.
I like that.
Gregory Cyrus has a little ring.
Gregory Cyrus.
I could be a luxury star.
You would take her last name.
You would take her last name.
Doug.
Look them doors and turned up.
Yeah.
I like it, see?
Thanks.
All right, that's it for Sobraska.
I'm Angie from Brownback Morning's on Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Have any of you ever, don't lie.
Do not lie about this one bit, okay?
I need only honest people in this room.
We all are honest, right?
Super honest.
Have any of you ever bought
bootleg merch from the Lakers?
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
After they won.
After they won in 2020.
In 2020?
Yeah, I went to the Staples Center at the time.
That's what it was called.
And I went and there was, bro, they had like a bunch of exclusive shirts that they would have never made.
Super exclusive.
They weren't making Alex Caruso shirt, you know, at the team store.
And you needed it.
So, yeah, I got an Alex Caruso shirt.
Like, it was like, it was, no, sorry, it was LeBron, Anthony Davis and then Caruso was like the big three.
No way.
Yeah, I still have it.
Because it's like, dude, nobody will.
Ever print this ever again.
No, again.
You're right.
I did at same time, 2020,
went to downtown LA,
especially that was like pandemic vibes.
Oh yeah.
I feel like I was helping
to small business.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
It was a tough time.
I don't know if they got the PPE loans
or whatever.
Right?
Or the stimis.
And they had this bright yellow
long sleeve and it was cool.
It was like I just loved it.
Yeah.
It's one of my favorite merch shirts.
And I know it's not real.
Yeah.
I know it's bootleg.
But it makes you happy.
It makes me happy.
What about you,
Angie?
Have you bought?
No.
I'm not asking if you've sold.
Oh, have you bought?
I'm on the other side of the vote.
Yeah.
No, but say that I just.
It was.
I was.
I was.
For the past, like, five years, I've bought my brother hats, fake Lager hats for his birthday every single year.
Fake Laker hats.
Why?
Is it because you late him?
Their bootleg ones.
No, because I'm like, it's going to give you a birthday gift.
Like, I forget last minute.
So I'm like, oh, I'm going to get him one.
So I started running to go to the bootleggers and give Lakers stuff from every year.
Wow.
Apparently, that might not be a thing anymore, at least for the time being, because $140,000,
worth of counterfeit Lakers apparel was seized outside of Crypto.com arena from the police.
They took up all the stuff that the vendors were selling.
They said, the LAPD police department said on X,
we love sports, but don't like counterfeiting.
So they took away all of the...
That's part of the charm of going to...
Took Criott.com arena, see what they come up with that day?
Who made the graphic? Who makes the graphics, Angie?
I always think that. I might as well...
Angie, who makes the graphics, Angie?
You told me not to talk.
At this point, you might as well arrest the guy that's singing R&B outside.
That is true.
That's part of the experience at the line.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't like it.
Trying to low ball them is the greatest.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be something like inspired by?
No, I try to find out.
It's very.
Inspired by.
No, it's totally illegal.
Apparently it's illegal, even though it's your design.
They should focus on like making shirts of like not LeBron, not Anthony.
Davis because it's like, oh, they already have those.
Like make shirts of the role players.
Like, okay?
Yeah, like, you guys weren't going to do this anyway.
That makes sense.
Yeah, like, nobody loses because it's like, bro,
nobody was going to buy a camaraderie shirt in the first place.
And then also, go ahead.
A lot of times I've noticed that the bootleggers make really cool stuff.
Yes, what I'm seeing.
They get created.
That's why I feel like they're not just stripping the load because I know that there's rules.
You can't use a logo right now.
Yeah, you cannot.
Even though you make your own design.
But you can say perfect.
And gold or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They said buyers beware of these poor quality fakes.
Now they're dissing them.
Oh, come on.
Wow.
Yeah, that's a dish.
And buy from licensed retailers.
And it's like, bro, we're poor.
The price difference is crazy.
It's like $10.
And if you haggle with them, maybe, you get it.
Get it for eight.
Buy a few more.
Yeah.
Get it for eight as opposed to $80 shirt at this team store.
Come on.
Yeah.
No one's going to be checking the tag.
Let me see you tag.
It's a real.
Yeah.
Now Booleg is cool, too.
True. It's in.
Well, there's that.
Okay, guys.
So maybe, I don't know, that might be open market now that all of those are taking away.
And then what happens to this $140,000 worth of merchandise?
They sell it.
Where do they?
Yeah.
They're taking it to the team fund right now.
It's going to be a ice cream brings a tag.
Comey to doze.
Aren't you a cop?
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