Bulwark Takes - JVL & Chris Cillizza on What Happens When Trump Dies
Episode Date: September 4, 2025JVL sat down with Chris Cillizza for a conversation on Trump’s future, authoritarian politics, JD Vance’s ambitions, Don Jr.’s role, and why pro wrestling explains Trump better than anything els...e.
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Hey there, guys, it's JVL, and I sat down to talk with my buddy Chris Szilza yesterday, and it was kind of a wide-ranging discussion.
We talked a lot about Donald Trump and politics and, oh, I don't know what'll happen when he dies, which, of course, won't be for a very long time, hopefully.
Please, Jesus, protect this great man.
And then we went into youth sports, and I even got a little eastward.
egg for you guys about the time I met Heidi Klum. You're going to love it. Here's the show.
Let's start with the piece you wrote about Trump's death, which I thought was really smart.
And again, this happens to me a lot with stuff you write. I get annoyed because I'm like,
okay, I knew that that was going to be a thing that everyone was talking about. And this was a smart
angle that I didn't think of. And the angle you took was, okay, Donald Trump is not in fact dead,
as the internet seemed to think he might have been at the end of last week. But he will, at
some point. Now, I want to get more into your piece, but I want to ask you a question first.
It's been my operating assumption, and I think this is informed by you, but it's been my operating
assumption. When people say to me, when is this era of Republican politics or politics more
generally going to end? I say, I don't know, but I think the next chance that there will be a real
conversation will not be 2028, but will be, well, it could be, but it will be when Donald
Trump expires. Do you buy that, or do you think like that even probably doesn't do it?
I think that's too soon. Yeah. I've been kind of thinking about that lately.
I think that Trumpism, and by Trumpism, I mean sort of populist nationalism, which at the least
flirts with authoritarianism and maybe is outright invested in the idea of authoritarianism or
competitive autocracy or pick whatever you want to be.
I believe that is where the Republican Party and Republican voters are right now, and it's
where they want to be right now.
And at some point, that will change, right?
Because all things change eventually.
Yep.
It could be a change is in two years or 20 years or 200 years.
I don't know, but at some point it will change.
But that's kind of where they're going to be for the foreseeable future.
And at some point, maybe that changes at some point.
I just talked about, did you see any of the National Conservatism Symposium, the NatCon thing?
No. You know, this is like the Yoram Hazzoni.
Yes, I know who it is.
I didn't see it, though.
Yeah.
So they had a, the guy from, is a senator from, God, I'm going to pull this up and just read it to you because it's so fucking insane.
The new senator from Missouri.
No, the new senator from Schmidt, Eric Schmidt.
And I want to just read what he said.
Because it's, it's insane.
Our ancestors would be astonished to learn that they were fighting for a proposition.
Scare quotes are his.
They believed they were forging a nation, a homeland for themselves and their descendants.
America belongs to us and only us.
If we disappear, then America, too, will cease to exist.
I mean, that's like the 14 words, right?
I mean, I don't think there's any way to read this
that it's coming from a guy's last name is Schmidt.
It's like the cherry on top.
I heard Schmidt.
Like the guy who belongs from a culture,
which was very concerned about blood and soil in the fatherland,
that he is the one who's like, you know, our ancestors,
your ancestors, Schmitty, give me a fucking break.
Especially because the whole premise of America,
I mean, is the melting pot.
is that it's not.
Well, or that they literally use the word proposition.
It's in the founding documents, you asshole.
Like, you know, come on.
But my point in all this is just like, I actually think this is where some sizable
percentage of the Republican Party is at, not 80%, maybe not even 50%, but not 2%.
You know.
Okay, so I have two questions off of that.
The first one is probably smaller.
The second one is bigger.
And then I do want to talk more about your piece on Trump's death.
Was that sizable percentage there before Donald Trump or not?
So I think that sizable percentage has been present in America in various sizes, like since, I don't know.
I'm not going to say the founding, but it was there for Robert Byrd.
It was there for Strom Thurman.
It was there for Charles Lindbergh, right?
I mean, it's been, it was there throughout Jim Crow.
George Wallace.
Instead of George Wallace, right.
And it's looked like different things, right?
At some point it was anti-black.
At some point it was pro-slavery.
But it's always the same, which is the idea that this liberty shit is, you know, huh, huh, we all know what we're talking about.
Right.
And I think what is happening, I mean, this is the first time that this has captured
the mainstream of an American political party since Jim Crowe.
And I think that is meaningful.
And the fact that it then, like, captured the White House and is really incredible.
Like, captured the White House twice, really meaningful.
So I don't know.
And what do you think?
Is that, like, I don't want to say it's new, but it's.
No, but the thing that you wrote this, and it was not in the Trump death piece,
But I think of this all the time because my contention, I think you and I have talked about
this. If not, I can very briefly summarize it. My contention is the 2024 election is by far the
more important in telling election as compared to 2016. Meaning effectively, in 2016, you could
have written off like, I mean, I don't love what everything Trump says, but like I want an outsider.
I don't want another Clinton, blah, blah, blah, blah. But in 2024, it is impossible that you
went into the ballot box and you were like, I don't totally know what I'd be getting with Trump.
Yeah, I mean, like, whatever you think of him, the guy just not trying to hide the ball.
He's probably not capable of it, but he doesn't.
And so the thing that you write, and you say this relatively frequently, you said it recently in a piece, I can't remember which one is.
A lot of people want this.
I mean, that's what I do remind people.
He got 77 million votes, not by hiding the ball.
I mean, he was pretty clear, and I'm not saying all 77 million people voted for him, you know, expressly voted for him.
They didn't want Kamala Harris, for whatever reasons, race, gender, they didn't like her policies, whatever.
But the point is, 77 plus million people were like, okay, I have a choice between these terrific CNN AirPods that they gave me once and this pen I like, and I'm going with pen.
Yeah.
So that's what I keep coming back to is it's not like he's fooled.
It seems to me on the left there's a sentiment of like he's pulled one over on the American public.
And I think like the truth, as I think you kind of have got me to think about, the truth is actually darker, which is that hasn't really pulled one over on people.
People want this.
And that's the reality that I think people still have not come to terms with.
So there's a political scientist, and I'm forgetting his name, and I'm sorry.
You and I are like the classic examples of getting worse.
I read something that I can't remember.
No, I wrote about this a month ago about this book by this guy who's, anyway, unimportant.
Point is, I was struck because this guy wrote a piece for Politico magazine in like summer or no, not even summer.
I think it was like early in the Trump campaign before, early 2016, before.
he captures the nomination.
And he is going through a bunch of polling data,
and he says the single biggest predictor
of whether or not somebody supports Trump
is where they are in other questions
on the authoritarian spectrum.
And there are people who like authoritarianism,
and those people all wind up supporting Trump.
And he sort of expanded out this thesis
after Trump became president
and then wrote a book about it.
And his ultimate argument is that,
like everything else in America,
affinity for authoritarianism just sort of existed in the general population, but it was
reasonably evenly distributed. Like there were, you know, Democrats who had authoritarian tendencies,
there were Republicans with authoritarian tendencies, et cetera, et cetera, and that Trump has sort of
sorted that all out, right? Trump drew to him all of the people who really were kind of interested
in aspects of authoritarianism.
In the same way that he has, like, the cranks, right?
I mean, it used to be once upon a time that there were, you know,
there were a bunch of people who were super evangelical homesteader types
who lived off the grid who thought that vaccines were evil.
And then there were a bunch of really rich hippies in Marin County.
Totally.
Uncatchelized mill.
Right.
And those people have, that thing is all sorted out partisan lines now.
Like, those people are all Republicans now.
McWilliams who wrote that.
That is, does that ring a L?
Sounds right. Yes, yes, that is him.
Yes, thank you.
If you do want to check it out.
Right.
Thank you, guys.
So it's now just sorted, so they're all over here.
And so the authoritarian vote has consolidated around a single party.
And that turns out to be bad in the same way that having the cranks consolidate.
It's just polarization, right?
And polarization, which has eaten like all of American politics over the last 40 years.
And, you know, you just pick the issue.
Yeah.
And it's all polarized, right?
Every poll question is basically the same now.
Yeah.
So when the Republicans in office, Republicans like whatever and they don't, and Democrats,
I mean, it's remarkable polling.
In some ways, polling is less insightful than it ever has been because it.
Well, it's because the party's sorted out, right?
So predictable.
And this is, it used to be, we were sorted along like largely geographic lines that went away.
We, we sorted in sort of ideological lines.
Those ideological lines are really now.
proxy for things like urban rural or education, non-education.
And so, what, Bridget, what can we do about it?
See, I have the answer.
I just don't tell you guys because I get off on withholding.
99.99 will tell you the answer.
Now, believe me.
I would tell you if I knew.
I spent 10 years of my life thinking about this shit.
If I had the answers, I'd tell you.
Can you just walk me through?
I do want to, I found the Trump death piece really insightful.
and I want, for people that haven't read it,
I want them to go read it,
but I also want you to walk it through.
And I want to raise one thing at the front end
that I hope you'll explain to me
as you explain it,
that I was like, huh,
your contention seems to be that,
and a lot of this is based on the timing
of when Trump dies,
but that Vance, J.D. Vance is kind of a fake maga,
like not ultimately core, core.
Explain the theory sort of broadly
and like the P.D.
And then I may ask a few questions, but go.
Yeah.
I mean, so ultimately, J.D. Vance is not populist.
Like, populist means you have popular support.
J.D. Vance is a guy who has gone around and his entire life has been supported by patrons.
You know, he finds, he finds A.
before Peter Thiel, it was Amy Chois.
And after it was Peter Thiel.
it was Don Jr. and Tucker, right?
And between Twah and Peter Thiel, it was David Frum.
And he has never been able to convince large swaths of people to be in the J.D. Vance business.
You know, he's always been able to be dragged across the line, not always, twice.
He was able to be Josh, Josh Mandel, was that his name?
He beat Josh Mandel in that primary.
Josh Mandel, right?
Trump endorsed him.
Because Trump endorsed him and Peter.
Teal gave him a bazillion dollars and so he was able to beat this super weirdo who had two cents. He had two nickels to rub together and he almost beat J.D. Vance anyway. And that race, by the way, with Tim Ryan was
Oh, yeah. It's reasonably close. For Ohio. Yeah. So, you know, I just don't think that Vance's entire plan to inherit the MAGA movement.
is based around convincing the authentic populist candidates,
which would be Tucker and Don Jr.
It's like, hey, best friend, you don't need to do that.
I think I did this exact same spiel with you last time we saw the other.
Guys, I'll do this for you.
But Sam, I do this.
You don't want to be president, man.
Be president's no fun.
You got to go hunting.
You got to shoot those things, man.
I'll be the president.
I give you everything you want, right?
I get that.
And the, but the thing.
is, right, that presupposes that Don Jr. wants, like, policy stuff that JD can deliver. And you saw
this thing that was just out in a Wall Street Journalist this week, that the Trump family has added
$5 billion to their holdings. We don't have to spend a lot of time on crypto, but like,
it is just straight up corruption in plain sight. It's, they're not even.
even pretending.
And yet nobody seems to
Nobody cares.
It's unbelievable.
It's like JVIL.
It's not like 70% of his net worth.
Yeah.
So, I mean, if you're Don Jr., your access to all of that money, that money machine is predicated
upon you and or your family retaining control of the Republican Party, do you think he's
going to just give that to J.D. Vance for free?
Like, what in the character of the Trump family?
leads you to believe that they would ever hand something valuable, like monetarily valuable
to someone else.
No, not voluntarily.
I just don't see that.
No.
Do you walk through your, because I thought this was interesting, you're kind of like,
look, I know people will think this is morbid, look, Donald Trump is 79 years old.
Breaking news, in the words of Johnny Ernst, well, we're all going to die someday.
So, like, it's just a reality.
Can you walk through your thoughts on, like, why?
I, it matters or there are different scenarios based on kind of when Donald Trump does be dying?
And what he's doing at the time, not that moment, but broadly.
So, I mean, broadly speaking, there are two states in which he could die.
The first is the state in which he is currently holding power.
And the second is which he is making a claim to power.
And you can slice that in a bunch of different ways.
You could say that he has not yet declared his intention to run for a third term.
I mean, I should say as an aside, we could all say that, like, oh, he's not going to run for a third term and he's going to retire to Mar-a-Lago and paint watercolors.
Like, maybe, I guess.
I find that to be the single least likely scenario.
It's not in his nature.
Doesn't mean he won't do it, but it's not in his nature.
Yeah, but do you guys, you know, maybe your mileage will vary on that.
I look at this and I think if Trump is holding power, then the immediate leadership goes to whoever happens to be sitting in the vice presidential chair because that is an elected office, it's constitutional office, you can't get it.
There really isn't a way to get around that that doesn't involve like the actual end of the republic, right?
Yes.
Well, I mean, it just means that.
the rule of law and the Constitution is moved here.
Right.
And so in that case, if Vance is vice president, he will become president.
He will be the leader of the Maga movement, at least temporarily.
And then he has to be moved aside.
And that's hard.
It's not impossible, but it's hard for Don Jumeur to do.
And I was thinking about all this because I just did a thing on death of Stalin with Sunny
Bunch and Sarah, which is...
That was kind of the lead of your piece about this thing that you did with Sonny and Sarah.
Yeah, and that is, and so that's Georgie Malenkov, right?
So Malenkov was Stalin's deputy premiere, and so Stalin dies.
And Melanchov is just like, well, I guess I have to be premier.
And Melanchov was, was Vance-like, and he's just a schlub.
I even went and dug up two Time magazine photos.
It's amazing.
And it is, like, it really is.
Melanchov looks a lot more like pre-Ozempic J.D.
So anyway, but, and what's really funny about this is that when Stalin died, it was really important.
So, you know, you have Malenkov ascending to the throne while Beria, who at the time runs the NKVD, and Khrushchev, are fighting each other.
And one of the chief battlegrounds is the kids.
and what are Stalin's kids?
Who are they going to...
Which the parallels here are uncanny, but go ahead.
So, and especially Svetlana is like the responsible one,
even though she's insane, and Vasili...
Oh, you said Svetlana.
Stizavonka.
I must have to assert it.
Yeah, right.
And Vassili, who is just a drunken embarrassment,
is like, obviously Eric Trump.
But there is then this question of like,
okay, so what would the Trump...
kids do. And I think if Trump is making a claim on power, so not in power, but making a
claim, and maybe this is that he has left office and has announced that he's running again,
or maybe he has announced that he's seeking a third term, I think the natural thing for
them to do is have Don Jr. step forward and say, I am here to fulfill my father's,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think you and I are basically aligned on this.
I totally agree.
Right.
I mean, I really do think if Don Jr. runs for the nomination under any circumstances,
he would be the most likely person to win.
I don't know that he will, but I do sort of.
He is the closest thing to the thing that people currently want within the part of it.
Yeah, and he is not.
And he is like, like, you know, legitimately sort of a manga folk hero.
Guy loves hunting.
He's got pictures, go to a bass pro shops.
There's lots of pictures of him and stuff.
And I honestly, the more I've watched the way that the Trump family has operated over these last seven months and their focus on self-enrichment, the more I've thought that Don Jr. is absolutely going to want to be president for, you forget all the ideological stuff. Forget the MAGA stuff.
Like it's just because you've got to keep those taps turned on. And all of that money goes away, the minute the Trump family doesn't run the Republican Party.
it's so interesting too
I think about this all the time
is like
and maybe they're not
maybe they're not mutually exclusive
but you know I've always assumed that like
Trump is solving for like power
because he doesn't have
any real views
in my opinion but he's just solving for power
and I increasingly
think maybe they're just
solving for money and power is
a sort of a
means to that end
do you know what I mean like you can
because it is
It's true. I mean, even with me, we don't talk about him anymore, purposely, because they're out of the spotlight. But, you know, like the Jared Kushner stuff and, you know, all the money he made and the, and the crypto stuff. And, you know, the, all the times that he goes to these, these things where he's, he's promoting his club, but he's also just there as president. And the White House, you know, the, the Trump.
to hell, bless you.
Sorry, guys.
And so that's what I wonder about.
Is it like, is it power or money or is that not, that, that effect, practically it doesn't, there's no real difference because they're so intertwined.
I think in Trump's mind, that's how it is, right?
But those two things are inextricably linked.
There is no separate enough.
But he doesn't have like a vision of what he wants the country to be real.
I don't think.
I don't think he does either.
I think his vision has always been.
I want to be loved, right?
And I want to be loved.
I want to be respected as the big man.
And I want to get all of the money that's due to me.
And whatever.
I mean, in my darkest, darkest moments, I think that the way that we could,
maybe the only way we could have avoided this is if we had like gone back in a time machine to 2017 and just said,
hey guys, no resistance, every just get on board and say he's great and let it wash over you.
And let it wash over, which of course is wrong, right?
Right.
But like in that timeline, like, and he waltzes to Victor, maybe, you know, maybe the Democrats don't even run somebody against him in 2020.
We just say, you know, oh, this man is so great.
And, you know, he doesn't even need a third term because by acclamation, we're going to put
you on Mount Rushmore, right?
Maybe things are different then.
I don't know. I think I've told you this that
if the Nobel Committee wanted to do us a solid,
feels like they can go to him and make,
we'll make a deal with him on, you know,
hey, you stop this mass deportation bullshit
and you stopped deploying the National Guard
and we'll give you your fucking Peace Prize.
I bet he would do it.
I mean, I think he, I was so struck by this yesterday.
It was a yes rate.
think it was Friday. He sat down with this reporter from The Daily Caller. I mean, it's the
whole interview was beyond weird. But she asks him, one of the like semi-serious questions,
she says, do you crave the Nobel Peace Prize? And he goes on for 286 words. I mean,
it's like a five-minute answer. Now, it doesn't make a ton of sense, but it's clear how
obsessed he is with it, you know? Like, I mean, we know that already, but I mean, it's just an
affirmation. Like, it's by far the longest answer he gives to any question. You can ask
him about like the nuclear threat from Iran and it would be two minutes long. It's crazy,
isn't it? Yeah, this is where we are. And I think it's all genuine. Like, I think he is
legitimately obsessed with this stuff. I don't think it's at work. And this is the guy who I always,
you know, our friend David Parenthold, you know, when I was at the Washington Post reported on how, you know, Trump had fake Time Man of the Year covers hung up all around his books.
That's what you're, it's that. That doesn't go away, folks. Do you know what I mean? Like that's, that is a, that, that is your whole life. You are driven by external recognition. Like, nobody even cares about Time magazine anymore and he still is into it. You know, it's just, um, okay, I want to make.
a hard turn because I do want to talk about a few other things before we go.
I do want to, you, for people who I think know you and follow you, you are in the world
of youth sports, at least in the baseball regard. I am in it in soccer and baseball. My baseball
is younger than your baseball. I just want to ask you this, because I have this woman
named Melissa Jacobs on. I'm going to do a thing with her tomorrow, and we're doing a thing
on youth sports. She writes a great subset called Good Game.
Have you, have adults in your mind already ruined you sports?
I include, I include parents, I include travel team coaches, you know, anyone who's above about 23, I guess I would put in that category.
Yeah, I, yes and no.
I mean, you know, we all have agency and if you are super duper intentional about it, you know, you.
you can still make you sports to be like a really, really large positive for your kid,
no matter what their ability level is.
It's harder to do that just by accident in the way that we used to be able to do, I think.
Yes, I agree.
But my general proposition is that all of you, every sport is now girls gymnastics.
And I use girls gymnastics just as, like, again, nothing against girls gymnastics,
But just as a placeholder for when we were kids, the most insane level of sport was essentially the pipeline for girls gymnastics that led to like the Soviet Union and the Olympics and Carol.
You'd move away from home when you were six years old.
Right. What was the, what was the Bella Caroli, right?
And his wife, yeah.
And that that is, I mean, it isn't literally.
true that everything in America is that.
But, like, everything in America is headed
towards that way. Like, girls'
volleyball is headed towards that way. Girls volleyball
didn't really exist as a sport in America
25 years ago, and it's gone from zero to
60 like that. You know?
The globalization of little things.
And this has happened
sort of at every level, and
it's, I think it's not
great. But one of the things
that I've observed, and I'm very interested
to hear your your
experience on this because mine is really
just limited. So, A, it's just my experience
so it may not be right. And
B, it's just baseball.
But in my experience with
youth baseball,
all of the worst stuff about
it was at the lowest levels.
And
the worst, the worst parents,
the worst coaches, the worst
kids in terms
of behaviors. I don't mean the worst kids.
I mean kids are being failed by those around. You know
what I'm saying. Right. They're a function of their parents and their coaches.
Right. This is all happening at like 10-year-old little league level.
Yeah.
And that as my kid moved up, every level of eliteness you gain, people's perspectives become much, much healthier.
I think that's right. I think that's right. I have two thoughts on it.
So tell me about what you're seeing baseball, but then I want to hear what you see in soccer.
It's very similar. I actually think.
I would put soccer in terms of tolerability above baseball, but it's afflicted by the same stuff.
I have two thoughts on the word elite when it comes to sports.
One, a lot of people ask me because they know my kids do this stuff, and they say, like,
how do I know if my kid is like an elite level fill in the blank?
And I say, trust me, if you have an elite athlete, you will know it.
people will find you.
If you're a kid at 14 or 15,
kids can throw 93, 94, 95, 96 miles an hour,
and he's gigantic,
they'll find you.
That's number one.
Number two, I think that the worst thing
that you can have in terms of keeping your perspective
with all this is a kid who shows some athletic ability.
I think if your kid is, you know,
You put them in Little League
and they got like the helmet on backward
Like all the cliches that we think of
Yeah
They don't you know
They don't really care
And they like being on a team
And throwing the ball around
But like you know
Five minutes after the game is over there
Like what are we eating for dinner?
I think the biggest danger is
Your kid shows like
Oh he is a pretty good little league picture
Yeah
Being the third best player
In your little league division
Is like that's the place
For the parents and adults
They're like well if he worked harder
Jimmy might be able to like
And then you're like, well, I've got to do everything that I can to make this God-given ability.
Because it's like the truth is, as you go up levels, I've seen this with my son and soccer.
The pyramid at the very top is extremely narrow.
Like my son is a really nice soccer player.
He's a very good soccer player.
He's on a really good travel team.
He will play in college.
My son is not going to play a starting role as a freshman for Duke's soccer.
team he's just not now there's a lot of reasons for that some of it's his height some of it's
the transfer portal some of it's the number of internationals coming in but my point is it's like
this top top top thing is there i mean it's just like baseball if your kid is a pitcher right
can can your kid throw it through a wall like can they throw 98 or are they six foot four
then they they might take a chance on you if they're 511 and they're crafty and they throw
86. It's just, I just think it's this obsession with you're going to produce a professional
athlete. You're almost certainly not going, are you a professional athlete? Because if you
are not, your chances of you producing a professional athlete are like roughly the chances
of you. I mean, I don't know these numbers, but roughly the chances of you hitting the
Powerball. Like it's just very unlikely. So I would say I'd make a distinction between professional
athlete and like capital P professional athlete, right? I mean, there are people who,
who like, who wind up being good college players who then wind up in the coaching system
and wind up getting a head coach job at a division three or division one school who, like,
who can make an entire career and life for themselves in baseball. And I view that as still
like professional athlete, right? You know, they're making,
maybe $150, $180,000 a year in a job, that they love doing, right?
Which is winning the lottery, too, right?
That is, you know, this is, it's like Don Zimmery's to say, you know, like I've worked every
day of my life in baseball, which means I've never worked a day in my life.
Totally agree.
Right.
That is different than I have a 15-year contract with the Mets.
Correct.
You're Juan Soto.
Right.
You've made $800 million playing baseball.
Right.
And I would say for the first thing, which most people don't ever think about, like, when most people think about, like, professional, becoming professional sports ball player, they don't think about what that means for 98% of the people who make their living in sports, right?
Because they make their living as coaching a travel team or running a facility or, you know, any of the other places.
Yeah.
Can I say, I want to make an analogy for when you said, like, you know.
what does elite look like?
One of the things that I found in sports in general,
and again, maybe you will have a different view,
is that no matter what the sport is,
the answer is that you can tell the elite stuff
after about five seconds and at almost any age.
Like it isn't really the case that, like,
well, a lot of these kids are late bloomer's,
Their bodies might be late bloomers, but the kids who are like absolute elite level, you could just tell it by looking.
I could watch five minutes of an 11v-11 soccer again with 16-year-old boys.
Girls, maybe I just have never done it.
I definitely know I can watch these boys and be like, and if you tell me, there's one kid who's on the national, U-17 national team in this group of.
22. I think I could pick it out
within
90 second. Now, it might be a little longer the kid
doesn't get the ball for a minute. You know what I mean?
But it's, they move. The analogy
I don't know if it works in baseball, but it
definitely works in basketball and soccer.
Elite,
a leap. Hoping a pyramid
kids
move through space differently. I don't even know how to
put it. They have an ease.
Let me explain to you.
Like it's, Christopher. Yeah.
Let me explain it to you.
When I was a young lad, I wound up in a room with Heidi Klum.
I did not know who Heidi Klum was at the time,
but I fucking knew that whoever this person was,
she was something because she looked like a fucking alien.
She did not look like she was part of the same species
as literally every, the other thousand people in that room.
You just looked at it and like everybody had the same thing.
Everyone's like, what is that?
And that's what professional athletes are like when you see them at any age.
He's a kid on Georgetown.
Georgetown is a very good soccer team.
There was a kid on the team who's a centerback.
He was the only college kid to make the U-19 national team.
He, because I went there and I see, I know the coach and I see, you know, I've seen them up close.
He looks like a horse.
I mean, like his legs are like.
looks like a different
it's hard to explain that to people
because I think people don't have the context either
it's like I see this all the time
they'll be like oh so-and-so is such a good soccer player
I'm like the reason you think that is because
you haven't seen elite elite
players you know what I mean it's like yes my
it's good but you just haven't seen
how good I mean I think of this with baseball
my 13-year-old's on a good travel team
every once in a while we have to play these
prospects teams that
are either through a major
league team, you know, like...
Mizzuno, the Canes, right.
Marucci, whatever.
That's when you see.
Like, that's elite.
These are gigantic. They all look polished.
They move, they move easily.
You can tell them watching them warm up.
You don't even need to see them play,
honestly. You can tell just watching them play catch.
And this is, so there's a kid,
I think, I'm sure I've told you this.
There's a kid who was at Flash's facility who's three years older than he is.
And I walked in when I saw this kid, the first time I saw this kid, he was a sophomore, I think.
And I was watching him take BP.
And I think I saw three swings, just three swings.
and like my fucking eyes fell out of my head.
Yeah, because you just don't see it.
What is this?
Now, this kid was taken 41st overall in the draft last year.
And I and everybody else in this facility understood that Luke was going to, he's in the
nationals organization now.
Although that may be bad for him, but we'll take it.
But the point is like, everybody could tell because it's not, it isn't like he's 10x better
than the next person.
It's like he's a million X.
Do you know what I'm saying?
And so that's what, yeah, it's just a different thing.
I want to talk two quick last thing.
Number one, Shohei Otani.
You have written about Shohei, and this is a good natural segue.
I was thinking that's when I watched him strike out nine batters in five innings and hit two home runs in one game, all in the same game.
Is he?
One, is he still underrated?
Two, is it possible he could?
be the greatest baseball player of all time,
which I default to sort of it being Babe Ruth with Willie Mays, maybe second.
Yeah.
Yes to both.
So he, what was his contract with the Dodgers?
I think it's like 850 million.
Yeah.
Something in that.
Over 800 million, I believe.
That will be looked at as the biggest steal of the history of professional sports.
I think when Google bought YouTube for $4 million.
Right.
I mean, like, are you kidding me?
They got this guy.
But he's, like with everything else, the difference between him and number two, number two here being Babe Ruth, is so great that it's not even really worth talking about.
Like, it's, Shohei will be the greatest player in the history of the game, and it won't even be a conversation.
Like, everything else is just going to be, well, I mean, other than Shohei, who is the greatest player in the history of baseball?
Because it's not comp. There is no comp.
I mean, like, well, he's Babe Ruth and Nolan Ryan.
What?
Right, right.
He's Babe Ruth and Nolan Ryan.
Okay.
And the only thing that stops this is if he gets hurt.
And I really, really hope he doesn't because I love watching him play.
And I love everything about the guy.
Like, I just...
I think we're not talking about it enough.
Like, you are watching a, like, in all time,
all-time great.
Like, worst-case scenario, he's like a top-10 all-time player, I think.
Worst case.
Here's my question for you.
Should they keep giving the MVP award to him?
Or do you just have, because, again, it just isn't, he is the most valuable player in the league.
It's not close.
Or should they just say, look, we're going to rename it after him and we'll give it to somebody else every year?
No.
I think I hate the whole MVP thing.
think you and I've talked about it's probably not online, but I hate the whole MVP conversation
because it's bullshit. It's like everything else. It's all politics. Well, so-and-so has won
it so many times. We can't give it to him again. Well, of course you can. Is he the most
valuable player or not? I just, to me, it's not even close. I mean, the idea that he would not
win it this year, even though I mean, I know he missed some time. And he's second in the
National League and home runs. And I know he came back slowly from the Tommy John. And but I just,
and I know the team isn't good
I know they're on the West Coast
and I know
I mean sorry I know the team is
I was thinking he was on the 8th
I know the team is good
I know there's a bunch of stars
and clear
that he's clearly
the best player
like who would you rather have
Shoheyotani or Aaron Judge
I don't even think it's close
like I think Pete Crowe Armstrong
is a great player
what I mean it's just not
it's like you said
it's like a million X in my mind
different
No, I couldn't agree more.
Under Tatis, great player, will be in the Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
Will Smith might wind up second in the voting, honestly.
The Dodgers, the Dodgers won through four is so silly.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, Freddie Freeman continues to be ridiculously good.
It's envious.
Sohey, Tamuki, to Freddie, to Will Smith.
I mean, all four of these, they have four first ballot Hall of Famers in the
absolute primes of their careers, all having amazing seasons.
Like, I just, I've never seen anything like it.
Okay, I haven't either.
I want to do one more thing before we end up wrestling.
Somebody in the chat just put Cal Raleigh's name in there as MVP.
Now, I like the Cal Raleigh story.
I love it.
My 13-year-old is really into it.
Am I too cynical that Cal Raleigh,
how Raleigh's sudden power
seems slightly less storybook
than it's being sold as.
He says remembering the McGuire Sosa Summer
and how media sold.
I think we're like, I feel cynical,
but I just don't, it's the,
we've talked about the sport,
it's the Brady Anderson.
12 home runs, 18,
home run, 70s, 52 home run.
I never want that feeling that I had.
re-watching Dodgeball and seeing Lance Armstrong in it
and all of a sudden like now it's actually not as funny
and I don't know you know what I hope is that six years from now
Cal Raleigh is still hitting 50 home runs a year
that's what I want more than anything for him and I really
truly hope that that's the case.
It's a great story I just I was trying my 13 year old was like what what and I was
like well he just has never hit me and I was like you know what
don't worry about it it's a great story don't you don't need to worry
Not that dad's cynicism.
I'm going to tell your kid that, you know,
there's a tooth fairy to where you're out.
Come on, man.
Let him have nice things.
I'm the worst.
Last thing.
I was talking to, I think it was chucked on.
And he derides my love of pro wrestling,
which is fine.
He's entitled to his opinion.
He said something that I thought was interesting
that I put a note down in my head to ask you about.
He said he is concerned about,
ESPN buying the
WWE rights
because it further
blurs the line
between what is
actual sport
without script,
without plan,
and what is pro wrestling.
I don't,
I will admit,
I don't,
well,
Netflix has the rights now.
Netflix.
Sorry,
but that,
like,
that,
I think they're advertising,
I think ESPN
is doing some stuff
around that space.
Maybe. I thought ESPN was in the process of losing UFC to Netflix because TKO sports was all.
I understand what you mean.
His broader point, whether DSP or not, is like the adjacency of and the prominence of pro wrestling as co-equal to, I mean, it's not even equal to baseball.
More people care about pro wrestling, but regardless, co-equal to a major sport in this country was problematic.
What do you?
I don't have a, those things I have some sort of.
hot take on? I don't. I just thought it was an interesting thought.
I want to be nice to Chuck. I think that the general views like this, which are fairly widespread, are from people who seem to think that it is only recently that the whole world was shocked to discover the pro wrestling was staged.
when the I mean pro wrestling
the vast majority of people
who are aficionados of pro wrestling
have understood what pro wrestling is
like everybody who is alive right now
literally every American who is alive right now
has for the course of their entire lives
understood that professional wrestling is sports entertainment
nobody who is crazier than someone's like
you like pro wrestling you know what's
sake, right? I'm like, yeah, I get it.
Oh, okay. Patrick notes the premium
WW premium events are going
to ESPN. Thank you. Oh, is that what's going on?
Very interesting. Because they're just trying to buy
up so much live programming, Jim. Right. I mean,
it's the only thing that they can still monetize.
Right.
I don't,
I love it.
Do you know, did you read
the David Shoemaker book,
Life and Death in the Squared Circle? Yes.
It's so awesome. I love him.
He's great. He's at the ringer, I believe. He's at the
ringer still. I think he's still there, yeah.
He's great. But he's
really smart and thoughtful about it.
And his book, which
I had never understood the
origins
of pro wrestling, and so I will
share with you guys. Yeah. So
pro wrestling begins as
a traveling carny
thing. So a barnstorm and you go to
a run. It was like tough man contests.
You know, two men. I bring my champion in the
and what the promoters
found was that
Real wrestling was boring.
Real wrestling was two guys rolling around in the dirt,
and it could take, like, an hour or two hours,
and the people were just standing around in a circle watching,
and also the guys who were doing it were getting hurt.
It was just like it was no fun for anybody.
It wasn't entertaining.
Why don't we just, you know, make it a show, and everybody loved it.
And once it was a show, then there was a show,
then there was ideas about like, okay, well, we're going to use this to tell story.
We got to have a guy who's the face, the baby face, the guy's a champion that the crowd can
root for and somebody who can make a root against.
And that, again, it has been like that for like 150 years in America, you know, since before we had electricity.
So, I don't know, it doesn't bother me.
I like it.
I understand that maybe it bothers Chuck.
No, I get that other people don't like it.
But I just, somebody said to me, they were like, you know, it's fake.
I was like, have you ever watched the soap opera or literally read a book or watched anything that is fiction?
Because like, you know the summer I turned pretty is not a documentary, right?
Like you're aware that it's not a documentary, right?
And yet you're still drawn in to a fictitious.
It's the same thing.
By the way, we can end on this.
But as you were saying, two men rolling around, they thought that was boring and they needed to make an entertaining or they needed to kind of,
You know, I mean, that's literally, I know these comparisons.
We make them all the time.
I've said it many times that I think pro wrestling explains Donald Trump almost as well,
if not better than any other lens.
But my God, like politics was boring, right?
Yeah.
Dry policy debates.
Oh, the lockbox.
We got to talk about the lockbox again, Chris.
Gorvin Bush.
Yeah.
Right?
And now we've got, we're going to talk about the Panama Canal and we're going to, I mean,
there really is.
is I would urge people, read the David Sheemaker book,
Ina Freed wrote, or Ina Freed wrote a book about McMahon,
Vince McMahon, that you should read, and go watch.
Oh, the Josie Reisman, is who you're thinking of.
Yes, that's what, Josie Reisman's book, which is called.
I was thinking Marseus.
Yeah, what's the book called?
It's not called Mr. McMahon. Ringmaster.
It's unbelievably good.
It's so insightful.
And go watch.
say this every time I do a live of any sort,
go watch the Mr. McMahon documentary on
Netflix. I mean,
it's just, if you want to understand Donald Trump,
it's all there.
I mean, it really is, you know,
I hesitate to call it the codex that unlocks everything.
Because it's like, even once you understand it,
it's like we're talking about earlier,
understanding it doesn't mean that there's a solution for it.
You know what I mean?
Like, but it really is,
I mean, you know, people who deride people who go to pro wrestling,
it's like, well,
there's a lot of those people
and some are in it
most are in on the joke
some are not in on the joke
I mean there's just
I think they're all in on the joke
I don't think there's anybody left
in America
who wants in on the Donald Trump thing
like does everyone know
no no
so there is a difference
I was just trying
that there is a different thing
because I think my whole thing
is I think he is basically
playing a character
that is not dissimilar
to who he is
but he's playing kind of like
a character of himself
that he kind of wryly
understands and winks at, but that there are a lot of people who don't understand he's playing.
I equate it to, like, people on cable news. It's like, I don't think Sean Hannity is not
conservative. I'm sure he's probably conservative, but he's not. The character he is playing
on TV is not necessarily his belief set. Well, that's what Vince was. Totally. So Vince McMahon,
and this is, you know, a famous story about Vince, is that he talked about what you should
always do in life to succeed is you should find what makes you use.
and turn it up to 11.
And that is the Vince McMahon ethos, and this, right, it's in there.
And I'm fairly convinced that that is one of the many lessons that Trump took from his close encounter with wrestling.
Because he was a major figure of professional wrestling in the 90s.
And this was part of, it's this about heat, right?
You learn about drawing heat, learned about making people care.
I would urge people, sorry to interrupt you.
I would urge people.
I think the stuff that JBL writes about wrestling,
and Trump and heat and how that works for him,
I think is like really, really important and insightful.
Anyone can be like, Trump bad.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I get it.
You know, I'm not suggesting he's not.
But understanding how he views the world is critical.
And I think the whole, I mean, if you do do a minute or two on that, JBL, and then we'll end.
I promise.
A minute two on what, on Trump?
I'm heat and Trump and like
Yeah
sees the world that way
So in wrestling
Heat is just the
Heat is the measure of an audience
caring about your character
And it has an absolute value sign around it
It doesn't matter if people love you or hate you
What death is in wrestling is indifference
And Trump very much has that internalized
Right
This is behind the constant
You know flood the zone of shit stuff
is it serves a lot of functions for him, but one of it is it forces people to care about him
and to never take him for granted, to never get bored of him. And he understood the power of
having people care passionately about him. And alone, I mean, it's not true. Maybe George Wallace
was like this, right? I mean, there have been other figures in America who were not obsessed
with being loved, who understood the power of being hated. Nixon was probably like this, too, right?
Yeah. But Trump took this to a level that nobody has ever really contemplated bringing into politics before, where he really didn't care if half the country really, really hated him.
And he understood that their hatred would reinforce the devotion to people who liked him.
And this is the thing I wonder about what Trump is, you know, people are like, why aren't you more exercised? Why don't you hate him more?
And I always say to people, I understand that view, but your hate, not you, but the hatred of Trump and the way that people get angry, like in a lot of ways, I know this is difficult, but it is what he thrives on.
There is, there is a huge piece of him that draws power from the amount of dislike there is out there, which doesn't mean you should be indifferent.
but I do
I do think that that is a thing
and that's another wrestling thing
it's the worst thing in Donald Trump's
world is not to be hated
it is to be irrelevant
I mean there's just no
to not be mentioned to be on the
outside looking in right
I mean that's death to him
all right and I think
Don Jr. has internalized
that lesson too
that's the other
the other piece of this is do we think
Don Jr. has learned that
and really taken it to heart
and I don't think he's very smart
But I think he's reasonably crafty, and I think that like his dad, he is desperate to, like, be loved and have affirmation because his dad clearly didn't give it to him.
Yeah. His social media presence is fascinating. I would urge people even if he really don't like the guy. He is crafting and has been crafting a persona.
You know, I mean, to the wrestling conversation. He is crafting himself in the mold of, I'm the next guy. Maybe he won't be. But next time we talk, we got to go deep on Heidi Clem.
I love a good in the room with Heidi Kloom
I mean that's JVL in the room with Heidi Kloom
Okay thank you my friend
Next time buddy pleasure take care
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