Bulwark Takes - Sam Is BEGGING You Not To Listen to This Trio Video

Episode Date: August 14, 2026

Brandon Herrera is running for Congress in Texas and we’ve discovered a very strange side of his public persona. Sam Stein, Tim Miller, and Will Sommer dig into Herrera’s podcast, where he discusses “Lock & Load,” a supplement he says helps men with...something. The trio goes down the bizarre rabbit hole of male-enhancement supplements, the nine-pills-a-day regimen, and the strange world surrounding these products. Plus: Sean Duffy’s son-in-law is running for Congress, a MAGA podcast fight turns physical, and Candace Owens is preparing for a bizarre $300,000 debate.Ready to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/bulwarktakes to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you.Read more from Will: https://www.thebulwark.com/p/the-charlie-kirk-murder-business-crass-spectacle-candace-owens-andrew-wilson-debate

All right. Hey, everybody. It's me, Sam Stein with Tim and Will. That's our new intro music. Hope you enjoyed the jingle. It's pretty good, I think. We're jingling. Wait until you hear the Maga Monday jingle that's coming after you return from vacation. It's a heater. I'm excited. What I'm not excited for is what we're about to talk about. I need to start with an extensive disclaimer. If you are a parent and you're in your car, don't listen to this. Just don't. If you have kids in your car with you. If you have a little sensitivity around bodily fluids and discussions of ejaculant, don't listen to this. Okay, mom, check out the Adam Kinziger podcast instead. There's other content out there. We've talked about like this kind of stuff before and the people in the comments sections are like generally supportive,

but there's always some people who are like, why are you focused on this stuff? And I just want to give them a forewarning. This is a grotesque, grotesque podcast. That's about to happen. NC17 treato. And you absolutely shouldn't. You don't have an obligation to listen to this. You can skip it.

You can just erase it. You can just go on to the other weightier content. But there's reason we're going to be some weight in this content. Well, depending on the pills. That's disgusting. The reason we're talking about this is that a likely member of Congress, we discovered, on our own research, Brendan Hartnett, pulled this up by himself, was pushing a. supplement to

How did Brendan come across this again? Okay. He came across. Can I see his Google history? Well, my Google history now is off the charts. Brendan Herrera is the member of Congress. He's running in Texas. Everyone knows him as the guy who's like a kind of a gun nut.

A couple weeks ago, a video surface where he was going after Shannon Watts, who's a gun control activist and talking about what was the phrase? I don't even want to say it. Cumb trophies. Yes, how children were cum trophies. So Brendan Hartnett wanted to look, as Brendan does, for other instances in which Brandon Herrera talked about come. And he stumbled upon a podcast episode for a podcast that Brandon Herrera hosted, called Unsubscribe Podcasts, where basically they just riff on how these supplements are allowing Brandon Herrera's come to taste good and ejaculate a lot more forcefully and with more heft, so to speak.

Yes. I totally said it was going to be a hefty podcast. Okay. The supplement is calling. I just think it's important just for the context here. Like Brandon Herrera is running as the Republican nominee in this house seat because he was running against Tony Gonzalez who had to resign Congress because he was having a lengthy torrid affair with a staffer who subsequently committed. suicide. So that's kind of what's happened in the district. We're replacing Tony Gonzalez and his

affair in the suicide of the staffer with come man, Brandon Herrera. Okay, so let's just get into it. That's the bench. That's the bench that they got. Okay, so the setup here is they start the podcast, they crack open a white claw,

they grab one that's pineapple flavored, and they talk about how their cum is going to taste delicious. Let's I can't not do it. Why the fuck do you think I know what my cum tastes like when I... That's what I was wondering. Why do you?

I didn't say I didn't. I'm asking why you think I know. You look like a guy. It looks like a guy that tasted his come. We have to clap. One, two, three. Damn, okay. Hey, that was like, poof.

So, lock and load, what's that? I started taking it Tell me more. All right. I need to get some of that stuff. You do. You do. Okay.

Okay. Brandon Herrera is the long hair guy on the left, and he's not denying that he's tasted on come. I don't know where to. High school? You never did any. You never did oaky cookie in high school or anything? I did not.

Okay. No. Will, any oaky cookie in Texas? No. You know, I did go to an all-boys school, but I wasn't kind of part of that scene if there was one.

Okay. It seems like Brandon Herrera House tasted is, It seems like he's tasted as him come several times because he has a baseline with which to judge the pineapple flavored taste versus the standard. So that's interesting. Yeah, it just gets worse from here. We're going to play another clip. Basically, so lock and load is a supplement. I went down the rabbit hole a little bit here.

Again, my Google history is all fucked because of research for you, the viewer. I just got it. well I can load like a load and also you know gun guys I guess it's kind of the name also I know yeah yeah so I was looking on Reddit for reviews on this

and apparently someone said it's not safe to take for several reasons one being the zinc content is ridiculous you're asking for copper deficiency taking 50 milligrams of zinc per day another big issue is the selenium they added some info there are better load enhancing supplements out there

make your own stack with the Holy Grail or do research. Then they suggested two Reddit forums that I'm shocked. Well, I guess I shouldn't be shocked. One is R-dash shoot more come. Again, I'm sorry for the people in the cars. And the other one is R. Come bigger loads. I can't.

Okay. Let's just go to this. Can I ask, Sam, since you spent some time on the forums. Yeah. Why do people want that? I did research into this. this, yes. Yeah, okay.

What, like, what do they feel as deficient about their current, you know, sort of ejaculate, that they feel like they need to supplement it? Well, is it about impregnating women? Is it about, is it gay men who are bottoms who just kind of like it? What's the? So I looked into this. I researched the medical journals. I did some, you know, perusing of medical news today, looked at how much.

much your average ejaculate is. And I got answers as to why people want to increase their volume. But also, I did not know this. There's also a lot of interest in making your ejaculate travel farther. And mostly it's just psychological. It's basically- Showman. Yeah, you feel like more of a man. Okay. So as a gay man, I'm going to have to turn to you guys for some expertise here, which is unusual. As I understand heterosexual sex, it's been about 23 years for me. So maybe the memory is a little fuzzy. You don't really get to see how far it goes, you know, because it's like in the shoot.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, I guess if you pull out, you do. And if you're just masturbating, you can check out. Oh, so it's for self-awareness and self-confidence. They get into this a little bit. They talk in very vivid detail about all this stuff. And since he said this in a public forum and since he is running for Congress and since people are going to vote this guy into the house, I do think there's a value in knowing who you're electing. So let's play.

Oh, God, all these clips are so horrible. Let's start with sticky fingers. What does the increase in semen volume percentage-wise if you had to ask? That's what I thought you were saying. After about like after like two two weeks it's a big one it's like jump at least 50% a double Wow, which also makes you it makes you come longer too bad mad Which I was gonna say Did he do double come?

Lots of pre-no not quite You can stick your finger all day long I don't know what the fuck you're talking about your lying You're lying so okay come to you come taste right I guess I just don't really know what you're, why would you want to sticky finger off? I just think I want to comment just and then you could take it. There's something odd about five dudes just hanging around a table talking about cum. Packed, packed in.

Yeah, I mean, I've been to a lot of gay brunches and I've not had this much cum talk there. As we interrupted, but if you missed it, there was a little bit of a math error from these geniuses. I'd say it's 50% more. The other guy's like, you mean double? Like, no, that'd be 100. It'd be one and a half. But my question is,

you might have said this in the intro, but I was just, you know, kind of just gathering so much information at once you're trying to process. So this entire podcast is dedicated to load size or it's a podcast, but something else

where they had an extended discussion of it. I don't know, Will. Do you know? I didn't watch the whole hour plus of it. No, it seems like it's not just about just about com, right? It's about, I think, kind of macho men lifestyles. And yeah, I mean, we're being told. I think this discussion went on for about seven minutes. I will say watching this, I mean, I know even before this, I was aware of like people

who are experimenting with zinc, which obviously seems to be kind of key to lock and load here. But like, if you're like buying products for this, you should have like every other problem in your life solved, right? I mean, like, to get down to like, like, I got to be shooting double cum, as that guy said. Like, that is like the last thing to worry about. Yeah. Yeah. It does feel like it's a little bit of a, you know, maybe a way avoidance, you know, a way to, you know, try to solve this problem because, you know, you're not really ready to confront the real issues facing your life. That is a deep observation will, yeah. Everything would be perfect if only my selenium was higher.

Why does the zinc give you a copper deficiency? If we have a doctor watching this still at the 11th minute, Mark, could you tell us the comments? Why would taking a lot of zinc give you a copper deficiency? I don't do experimental metals in my body of any kind, but I am just curious. All right. Well, again, this is just five dudes hanging out, drinking white claws and talking about semen. And they can't stop because that's what you got to do on a. podcast so they keep going let's play i can't believe we titled this scooping it

it's just a female enjoyment go from oh this is amazing to all this is going on for a while to what the fuck is physiologically wrong with you scooping it out what's it why is it you got to warn me it's still going yeah i'm sure that happened can i make a point about his boys here. Now, like, obviously, I think Brendan Herrera here is coming off as like one of the more reasonable people at the table. I think we have to keep in mind, if this guy is in Congress, probably one of these guys is going to be his chief of staff or something. You know they're going to be visiting at minimum. Maybe they're going to become lobbyists or whatever.

This is a whole crew that's going to come to D.C. And, you know, I don't think we're ready for it. Katie Padilla Stout is the Democrat running in this district. You never know what could happen if you're in Texas. You might want to consider supporting her. For all we know, she's also on guerrilla mind supplements, too. But we'll check that out. Oh, is this a Sernovich product? So he, Sernovich has promoted guerrilla mind supplements, obviously.

I did research into this. It looked like Sernovich was promoting products, but not the cum enhancement ones. Just the, he draws a line somewhere, I suppose. I was seeing today he did some new tropics. For people who don't know, Mike Sernovich was one of the O. G-Trump, you know, kind of podcast supporters way back 2015. He had a book called The Guerrilla Mindset about how you nab chicks. He endorsed the new tropic gorilla mind smooth, which is certainly what I want my brain to be a smooth gorilla's mind.

Well, look, I think I've had enough of this topic and I think we can move on. I just, I, you know, are there other clips? Are there other clips? We have, we do have come a lot. Okay, let's do that. I wanted one more. Sir come a lot. If you want to shoot ropes like Brandon Herrera, where'd that name

come from? If you want a lot of It's like a supplement, you take a bunch of shit. It's like selenium and a bunch of other shit, but basically it's nine pills a day and go for it. Oh my God. Yeah, but basically the whole point is

like a fucking champion and like it literally just like it's a, it's a volume enhancer. It gives you a beautiful. Volume and enhance. You come a lot more. Would you like this is the product an eight or 10 Roper.

Yeah. It's like it's, it makes it come more. It's the whole fucking point of the supplement. It really works too. You have to take it for a while. My favorite part is just bewildering random women. Yeah. It's amazing.

Yeah. I'm going to be able to. Nine pills a day for a while. So I don't know what a while means. Tim. Let's say it's a month. Like you're, you're dropping at that point,

270. Zinc and Solic. lenium pills before you see any results. That is insane. Tim, it's worth it because you get 50% more. Look, there's been some austere members of the house.

You got John Quincy Adams was served there, Abraham Lincoln, John Lewis, Tip, Nancy, Jo Canaan and Sam Rayburn. I think they also probably were worried about I can't finish the job. Chris Dodd really cared about shooting ropes.

Did Dodson in the House or just the Senate? I don't know. I don't even want. I can't. This is too much. During the cum trophy saga, we sent Brendan to the House to ask them,

you know, what do you make of the cum trophies thing? Should we send him back to say, you know, like, do you need to be a 10 roper to serve here? No. Well, I maybe make Brendan try the group.

No, I'm not going to do that. That's an HR violation. All right. Can we move on? Let me just say, it's an R plus seven district. House Majority Pack in March poll that had Herrera up by only two points, but it's 40-2-40. Everyone just assumes that Herrera is going to win, but it's not a certainty.

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Let's move on. I might need some pineapple white claw after that. Pop the white claw, get the load going. Taste your... Okay. Sean Duffy's son-in-law is now the nominee for Wisconsin 7th Congressional District. Have you seen this man's eyebrows? The eyebrows.

Is that what we're talking about? I was immediately going to the eyebrows. And look at those eyebrows. They are on their firm, quite firm. The amount of work done around this, and you can see the discoloration, a major discoloration of the skin surrounding the eyebrows, which to me suggests waxing. I don't know.

I mean, if you're running for Congress as a macho Republican in Wisconsin, eyebrow waxing definitely feels like a choice, intense, like really intense eyebrow waxing, kind of not like a little trimming along the edges. I don't know. It recalls to me, George W. Bush, there's a funny, there's a line where he was joshing with some of his advisors about how Al Gore dyes his hair and how unmasculine that is to dye your hair and how like a real man should just kind of gray naturally. And I feel like we've come a long way from W. out in the ranch riding his bike to Sean Duffy's son-in-law doing. who knows wax and peels. Yeah, well, Michael Alfonso, he was pressed on the fact that he has no actual

experience. Well, his eyebrows, but no experience. There's no actual eyebrows. They may be fake eyebrows, but he has him on his face. What he lacks is experience. And he was asked about this. And here's his answer on News Nation as to why he's qualified. And I want you to listen very closely to see if he actually says anything, anything.

Because critics will say the reason that you seem to be a shoe-in for this race is because of the man next to you, Secretary Duffy, and also his relationship with the president and his endorsement. Michael, I'll start with your reaction to that, and then Secretary Duffy, I'll ask you the same. Look, I'm not going to apologize for marrying my middle school sweetheart. I grew up in this district my whole life. I've been working full-time, almost full-time in the summer since I was 14 years old. And I will tell you what, in this race, I'm going to talk about the things that really matter to the voters. I'm the hardest working one. I put 60,000 miles on my car in nine months. And I'm going to represent the pupil of the seventh, the same way I have done worked on the campaign trail as the hardest working one in the race.

There you have it. He's been a full-time summer employee. Does Duffy just like just run this district like a god? Like, how is he able to install this guy? I don't know. He vaguely looks like his father-in-law. He looks like a metrosexual. And his big accomplishment is that he's driven a lot of miles. That's it. That's it. Dad is the transportation secretary. And he put a lot of miles on his car. And he loved his middle school sweetheart. Middle school sweetheart is kind of a weird phrase for me.

You know, usually you hear high school sweetheart. Middle school sweetheart, you don't hear a lot. Yeah. It's an R Plus 11 district, like you said, northern Wisconsin. It's pretty much a shoeing unless it's a huge wave. This guy's a powerful character. I'm kind of kicking myself for, you know, I've been doing a lot of work on the Great American Road Trip, the Sean Duffy TV show. He, I believe, appears on it at times. The eyebrows had escaped me.

But I think the eyebrows thing is giving, like, if he gets to Congress, this is a guy who's going to be worth digging into. I mean, kind of like Brandon Herrera. This is a guy he's going to get up to antics, guaranteed. Yeah, well, he was on the. trip. The reason the eyebrows may have escaped is I think the picture we have of him is he's got like a, he's in ski garb and he's got a helmet on, so

maybe miss the eyebrows there because of it. I'm looking at the map here, sorry. It has a bit of the mini suburbs, according to Brandon. But we're getting the edge of the, in Minneapolis suburbs. We met some great people when we were visiting Minneapolis and when we went to

the ICE detention center who were out there in the cold and there are a couple of ladies that I met and they drove in every day from Wisconsin because it's only like 40 minutes or something. And so there are some Minneapolis people in Wisconsin. I think that they could be in this eyebrow man's district. And I would encourage them to get their friends to vote for the Democrat. All right.

There you go. All right. We have a MAGA podcast brawl that we need to talk about. We'll flag this one this morning. Normally it's our podcast that are breaking up in fist fights. But today it's on the other side. Yeah, so this is, I mean, look, these guys are kind of nobodies. But we're going to talk about them anyway.

Well, you know, look, if you get in a fist fight on a podcast, you're getting on the trio. So basically, I'm sorry, can we just pause really quick before you tell us this? Can we just pause for one second? So just doing some quick Googling because this wasn't on my radar. Fred Clark is the Democrat in Wisconsin 7. And I love this guy's look. If we could pull this up on screen for everybody and compare this man to the eyebrow man. Look at that. There we go. Hasn't waxed his eyebrows. That's rugged. I has never waxed his eyebrows,

Fred Clark. And I think he'd be a great representative for Wisconsin 7. I'm sorry, I want to hear about the maga brawl now. But I thought that was important information. Back to the braw. Yeah. So these are sort of two nobodies. They've got Yosef Haddad, who I think is a bigger deal in Israel. He's a former IDF soldier. Notably, he's Arab-Israeli, but very pro-Israel. So I think that's kind of his angle. And he came to the U.S. to face off on a podcast with a, you know, Sometimes we call these people graper generals, Gryper lieutenants. This guy is like swabbing the deck for the Groypers or something.

This guy's name is deaf noodles. Now, they start talking about Israel, and let's say things get ugly pretty quick. Let's show that fight over the table. There's deaf noodles in the white shirt. Stop, stop. Stop it. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

We go. Please go. We go. You're going to have. Oh, oh, the guy slides across the table. What, like, what's, what spark this? Well, I think they just started talking about Israel and it got ugly. And, you know, now, now you might say, looks a little fake to me.

Well, you know, no real blows were thrown or what have. You punches were thrown. But then it spills out into the parking lot. And this is like maga media hell. They're in like some sunbelt strip mall, totally desolate. And it's just all these like weird, like their spouses and their bodyguards and their fellow tweet buddies. and they all just are going out. In this video, we've cut it down,

but it's like four minutes of like, fight, fight, fight, fight. Let's check this. That's the second one out. Look at this guy. Stuffin rocks in his fist. There is. You too.

Yeah. Oh, he's getting in there. So that continues and continues. And there's one point I think where like, because you know, it's like a strip mall or an office park. And so there's kind of just like decorative rocks. And I think at one point one of that gets it and kind of like sneaks up on the other and tries to whack it with it.

I mean, it's like the three stooges. So it'll anchor man ask for me. Yes, that's a good. Yeah, good comparison. Yeah, deaf noodles is dressed so properly. And Yosef is like a small little fella. Yeah, well, that's the other thing is like there's been a lot of commentary that deaf noodles, despite having like a foot on this other guy, you know, kind of couldn't

put it to rest. Yeah. Kind of seems like a wist to me. deaf noodles. Yeah, that's been, the gropers aren't proud of him. Well, they can continue being totally obscure podcast figures, but thanks for the fight. You got a great piece up. I had not realized that this was happening, but there's a big debate tomorrow, like the debate to end all debates, also like maybe the worst content ever created in the Magosphere, genuinely horrifying and grotesque. Do you want to explain? Yeah, so it's two of the most disreputable figures on the,

the right. On one hand, of course, we have Candice Owens, the queen of Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories. On the other, we have a guy named Andrew Wilson. Now, Andrew Wilson, scruffy guy, looks about 10 years older than he is. And basically, his kind of, his forte is going on the whatever podcast and arguing with only fans models. And when they say, you know, oh, I've slept with 30 guys, he goes, oh, you're a tramp, you know, all this stuff. And famously, he's had some people may know of his, some of his memorable crashouts. Like, one of them was like, well, if you're such a man, opened this jar, and she handed him a jar of olives.

And then he couldn't open it. And he was like, you greased it up. This isn't fair. So anyways, he's offering, he has, unfortunately for those of us who live in the sane world where we don't believe in the Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories, he has kind of like stolen that role defending normality. And so he is offering Candace 300 grand to debate him on Friday over the Charlie Kirk of it all. Can I ask, where does a man that debates only fans models procure $300,000?

Is that that lucrative of an industry? Good question. This is an excellent mystery, Tim. So basically, this guy, him and his wife is another kind of influencer. She calls herself Rachel for patriarchy. And basically they, my sense is that they are middle class. and yet he has somehow come up with I would hope lower middle class, but okay. Well, at best, at best. And so they've come up with this money. Candice is suggesting that there may be a hidden hand at play.

I mean, she thinks that. Israel. Well, yes. I mean, Israel, Turning Point USA basically has, because, you know, folks may remember back in late November, turning point was like, Candace, we will challenge you to a debate. And let's put this thing to bed. And ultimately they didn't do it.

But it seems like maybe they want, you know, previously these people kind of rallied around Laura Lumer, now she's busy with Ukraine. It sort of seems like they're like, let's get like a kamikaze figure who can just like, just try to destroy Candace, but we have a little plausible deniability. And they've worked with him in the past. They've hired him for debate tips, I guess when they face only fans models or whatever. So there is a link there. But then now that he's put the money up, now he's like, I need to raise money.

I just spent 300 grand on a YouTube debate. And so now he's crowdfunding. I assume you're watching this. I'll be seated. And we also have to talk about the moderator. So originally they were like maybe Joe Rogan can do it. And then Candace didn't want to travel to Rogan because she's pregnant. Then they said, well, what about Michael Knowles at the Daily Wire?

Because he's kind of in both camps. And he was like horrified. He was like, you want me to help Candace make 300 grand off our friend's murder? I don't think so. And he said, how about you give the money? How about you give the money to Charlie's kids instead? And then we all promised to never debate this issue again. And then the two of them were just like, well, never mind.

You don't ignore that. And now they've landed on Patch. Bet David of the Value Tainment podcast, the ultimate business bro. He's going to take a cut. You know what? I think he's getting his beak wet, let's say. And it's so funny, one of the ads for this, it's like, you know, the two of them facing off.

And then Patrick Bet David is dressed in a gold suit. And it's like, well, I'm glad we're, you know, we're giving this the gravity that it requires. They're facing off, but she's holding her cell phone and he's just got a siggy. It's like. So let's talk about the cigarettes. So this guy, this guy, like, they, you like, pull them out from a dumpster.

I mean, this guy is like one of the scusiest characters in right-wing media. And so his, one of his big things is he's always like chain-smoking cigarettes during his debates. And Candace was like, look, we got to do it in person. You got to come to my Nashville studio because I'm seven months pregnant. And the other thing, there's going to be no smoke in here, buddy. And she called him a Tammu, Danny Zuko from Greece. You know, there's been a lot of focus. And when she said no chain smoking, Rachel for patriarchy was, like, furious.

She was like, he has to have a. cigarettes, but it looks like they're going to do no sigs. No sigs. Yeah, Patrick, but David, I listened to his podcast, why I do this to myself, who knows, but the day after the Turning Point USA kerfuffle, where Ben Shapiro was attacking Tucker and Tucker and Megan, where they all gave speeches. And I remember, like, vividly Patrick, but David, like the next day at his podcast being like, you know, it seemed like Ben Shapiro had the facts right about all the various conspiracy theories that Tucker and and Megan were pushing. But Tucker and Megan, their presentation was a little bit better and they had a little bit more

rules. I love that type of moderator that he's like, I'm not here to try to, you know, figure out what's true and what's false. I'm going to, you know, judge, you know, based on charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent. And that's nice to have something like Patrick, Bet, David, there to do that and to get a little cash that'll walk around cash for his troubles will what can we get you to just sort of live stream i don't live blog it how would you what what can we do while you watch it to like get your insta reactions here yeah i mean i tim tim's raising his hand i want to have a camera inside will's home

um yes yes when i go oh he did it he owned her you know i i do think Andrew wilson is walking into a buzz saw here. This guy again, Candice is pointed out. He's going to get destroyed. His whole thing is just like owning only fans girls. He had another famous Andrew Wilson moment was he was like just tearing into this woman and she was like, well hold up. Aren't you the family

values guy? Why does your wife have three baby daddies? And he just goes he's like you dyke. He called her a snizz liquor which is like I guess a really weird I had to link to the urban dictionary in the newsletter. And he just starts like flipping out and then his wife calls in and he's like whatever.

just talk to my wife and then he's like he's like wife you know be quiet be quiet it was just like it's going to be a disaster for him i think how does kansas do this she's getting 300 000 300 000 just to have like a mike tyson fight against a patsy yes yeah paul mike this is this is a one run tk if it makes it that and they've been begging her to do it for months oh and she said at one point oh it's got to be 500 grand and i guess they've talked her down to 300 oh my god again like I said, the most awful, grotesque, horrifying spectacle we've seen. It makes you feel a little bit bad for Erica Kirk almost, but not really. All right.

Before we go. There's more? The last one. We got to make it quick because I got to run. Carolyn Levitt, she's leaving announced yesterday. There are a list of front runners to take the job. I'm going to ask you guys to make your predictions about who on this list ultimately ends up with it and we'll revisit this. Okay. So here's a list of frontrunners.

I'm going blind. I'm taking Rachel Campos Duffy. Wow. Do you even know the list? You didn't even know the list? Can I at least put the list out there? You can put the list out there? I just wanted to go blind on my guess. I didn't want to, I didn't need a cheat sheet. So you did not know the list? I mean, I could guess the list, probably. All right, why don't you guess the list? Guess the list? It's probably

So Rachel Would definitely be one She's on They'll float Scott Jennings But he won't take it Yep He's on I would say

Anna Kelly Who's her deputy No I'll give her a shot No I'm trying to think I'm trying to think through The other Fox

Stephen Chung No No He's on the list Yes Come on They're not I would not put

I would not put him about the Okay Steven Chung doesn't look the part. What about Carrie? What about my girl, Carrie? She's on the list.

She's on the list. All right. The list is Elena Haba. Matthew Boyle. Oh, it's a weird one. He kind of looks like Ralph Wiggum. Taylor Budwitch. Stephen Chung, Rachel Campos Duffy,

Jason Miller. Katie Miller. You said Scott Jennings. You said Carrie Lake. One last one is. Spencer Pratt. Wow. That's a great idea, President Trump.

You should do that. I'm standing by. Rachel's the obvious choice in that list. Who do you have? Alina. Alina. Yeah. Rachel or Elena seem like the obvious choices.

I can't see Carrie Lake doing it. She was just confirmed to be our great ambassador to Jamaica. The poor people of Jamaica. All right. Well, what's your guess before we go? I want Natalie Harp, the lady with a weirdly close relationship with, She's not on the list. Okay, you never know.

I'm just kind of fascinated by this thing where it's like, now like the Daily Mail here in Rupart. Whenever there's a picture of Natalie Harp like smiling, they'll just run it and sort of like, you know, you know what we're implying. I like, I like that Natalie Harp got into the food cart, the safe food cart while cabinet members did not. Yeah. Marco, let me go to the drugs. Mark, you stay back. Yeah, Marco, good luck. I'm bringing the human printer and the golf caddy with me.

And Pete Higsap. Okay. Well, this was quite the journey, honestly, and I never want to do it again. Will Summer, Tim Miller. Thank you both. Appreciate it. I apologize to everyone that we did this, but it's a public service. This man is going to be in Congress potentially, and he's tasted his own ejaculate,

and he says it tastes like pineapple. And I think there's a point to knowing this before you vote. All right. Take care, subscribe to the feed if you're okay with this content. When there's Hankie-Panky at T-B-U-S-A, Groyd was Grip to Jay-Sixas Mar-Ralago horseplay. You got the trio as a singing girlfriend and the gay Maga Cruz. A bay, I tell you, caucus left in Central Park to you.