Bulwark Takes - The Trio: “Reporter” Covering Mitch McConnell’s Hospital Stay Has a CRAZY Backstory

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

Buckle up. It’s the last Trio video of July—and it’s a big one. The guys start by reacting to Joe Rogan’s interview of JD Vance, in which the Vice President trafficked in Epstein conspiracy theories. Vance also reflected on more important matters, like who’s cooler: Republicans or Democrats? His expertise on coolness could only come from years of experience getting stuffed into lockers and getting swirlies from bullies. Then, they go deep on New Orleans rapper Boosie’s attempt to get a pardon from the administration with help from an infamous duo of GOP operatives. Plus, an update on Kash Patel’s girlfriend. And the woman who couldn’t walk forward after receiving the flu shot—where is she now?Read Will Sommer's False Flag newsletter: https://www.thebulwark.com/s/false-flag

Hey, everybody. It's Tim Miller of the Bullwork. I am here with my buddies, Will Summer, author of the amazing false flag newsletter that you must subscribe to at forc.com. And managing editor Sam Stein is also here. This is the trio. It's our last trio of July. Okay. So enjoy this. Sit with it. Marinate in it. You know, laugh with us, cry with us. Why won't you do one while you're on vacation? No, thanks. The, First place we're going to start is as we are recording, the vice president took a visit to Joe Rogan's compound in Texas yesterday. That interview, which is three hours just published, we are forcing trio minions to watch the entirety of the three hours. They're not finished yet. So it's possible that more embarrassing things will come. But we have a couple clips from it that we want to start with. I'll get to some of the characters from Wells' recent newsletters. I guess there was a pretty lengthy back and forth on Epstein,

and during that exchange, the vice president offered some kind of like theories that he asked about him. Let's watch. Well, most people think he was Mossad. Yeah, Massad or CIA or some other deep state, whether in America or Israel or another country or both. You know, look, he clearly had connections. to the upper the highest levels of american intelligence he clearly had connections to the highest

levels of israeli intelligence feels like they should still be investigating this pretty seriously sam well is it clear he had i mean he he emailed with some high level israelis for sure and i guess some high level american officials but he's implying that he was uh asset there right am i or am i over interpreting that well no i think that's what he's saying and you know to tim's point it is crazy to be like, and that's why I work for the president who said, nothing to see here, let's all move on. That's true. Actually, this morning,

like, Todd Blanche was asked about Epstein, and he was in there like, well, did he traffic girls to anyone else other than himself? And then she's like, ah, we couldn't find anything. That was it. Like, come on anything. He's like, we released everything. Already, we've released all the files. There's nothing

more to release. It's like, okay, so we think he might have been an intelligent asset of either our country or Israel and that they were using him to, the subtext of this, I assume is that like these intelligence agencies were using Epstein to entrap or, you know, influence people who were pedophiles. I'd like to know more. You would think that the vice president would like to know more about that.

He's like he's the fucking vice president. He was in a situation room meeting about the Epstein files. and he's just now like hanging out on a podcast. He's like, yeah, you know, I don't know. Might have been CIA. Who knows? We don't know. We're not investigating it.

We're not looking into any, but maybe. It's weird. I mean, it's crazy to say like, yeah, this was a really powerful guy. He had all these influential connections involved in a cover-up. Now, that's unrelated to the attempt to close the investigation that the White House is doing. Don't worry about that. Our thing is totally good. Well, where did the, where did the,

The theory that Epstein was a Mossad agent originated from? Sure. So, I mean, you know, as you said, he had some connections. Some connections to the Israeli government. I think really what it is is that it seems as though possibly he was collecting blackmail on people. And then some people say, well, what's he doing with the black male? Okay, well, maybe it's an intelligence thing. And then I think naturally it just sort of jumps to the Mossad.

He was buddies with Ehud Barak. They had a very extensive relationship. I don't know that makes him a facade asset necessarily, but I think that's also part of it. Jady Vance also was weighing in on something that he thinks about a lot, which is coolness. Wait, before we get there, it just occurs to me. Basically, Vance is like saying, okay,

Epsine had these connections to all these really, really high-level officials, like all the way up to up, but not the very top. the president. Not the very top. Not Trump. Not me. Not me. I'm the vice president.

But everyone at the top. But not the very top. And everyone over there. Yeah. Over there. All the top Jews. But not baby. Not baby.

And we haven't found anything. It's like, what? Sorry. It's a classic. And it's the perfect Joe Rogan thing. No. It's like we're not actually looking for answers. You know, I'm not trying to.

to get accountability for anyone. The point of this is to search for truth. The truth is out there. This is all just a never-ending search for yet another layer of pedophile liberals and Jews that we can find. It's like we're not trying to find accountability for anyone, certainly not in the administration. We're certainly not looking at Howard Lutnik or Donald Trump. They're good. But somebody else, I don't know, who knows, within the deep state, somewhere deep within the deep state. Well, you know, JD's always been kind of the main Epstein enthusiast in the White House who's kind of tracking this story. You know, we know Susie Wiles said he was a conspiracy theorist about it. He was the one guy who was like, I don't think we can just close this thing and move on.

But, you know, as you said, I mean, it seems like he can go on podcasts about it. I mean, Joe Rogan can't really investigate it. I understand why he's just kind of shooting his mouth off about it. But it seems like Vance, you know, actually could. And I guess we didn't get to watch the three-hour clip. But I would love to know if Rogan ever was like, pushing it. I know that's not Rogan's style. He doesn't push people on it. But like, did he ever once be like, hey, you guys have done a really poor job getting to the bottom of this? Like, can we get on it?

Do you have any evidence? Do you have like a, is there a step? You come to this podcast with a single item of evidence about this? Because we'd like to know. A lot of people would like to know. Okay. As mentioned, J.D. Vance is kind of a, he's an enthusiast of cool. He's an attour of cool. he thinks about cool he talks about cool lots of things are cool the iranians are cool it's actually really cool how many cool iranians he's gotten to meet and so uh him and rogan we're kind of talking with this coolness as a concept and and what it means for our politics let's watch that republicans still fundamentally have a cool problem right there's something more charismatic more cool about the democrats as opposed to the right so you said something about

there are too many dorks or something on the right. There's a lot of dorks. Fair. I'd say there's a lot of dorks. There's a lot of dork, too. It's a different kind of dork. It's a different kind of dork. But the point is that there's something, you know, like, okay, if you're a pop star, you're a rock star,

you're an actor, you're in all these cultural centers. You're more likely to be left than right. And so I think that a lot of young people who are attracted to these population centers, they sort of move along with the prevailing culture. I think that's one thing that's going on. population centers. Only someone that has been swirlied multiple times thinks about who is cool and who is not cool this much. Exactly my thought. He's obsessed with this shit. He's like obsessed with social status in a way that suggests that like really bothers him. Even like the Iranians,

how cool it works. Like why who cares? Do you think George Clooney ever talks about how cool other people are or you know, Kendrick Lamar. You think he's out there being like, you know, it's cool. It's not cool. I'm very insecure about coolness. Yeah. It's really, it's embarrassing.

You know, this talk about population centers. It's like a little, it's a little pole potty, you know, like these intellectuals and their population centers. But I also wanted to say, I mean, this is kind of a... Did he mean cities? Yeah. I think the fandoms. I think the population centers are the fandoms.

So this is a thing that we run into on the right is these guys who are these kind of right-wing figures, whether it's J.D. Vance or Nick Fuentes, this comes up with. But they really don't want to be around other people like that. They don't want to be around the MAGA people. And so when they see these things that are like, you know, move out to the rural areas, abandon the liberal cities, you know, someone like Nick Fuentes come out and say, no, I like being around liberals. I like the cool vibes. You know, I don't want to go out there. And I feel like J.D. Vance is kind of hitting on something similar there. Yeah, it's very self-hating. Nick Fuentes obviously was like, is prone to just ridiculing the looks of his followers. Like, you know, he clearly is self-loathing to a bit. But JD, it strikes me. I guess because JD got a taste of like liberal life. And he was in San Francisco and Silicon Valley. He was Netflix. He was Netflix. Yeah, he's been. And he's hung out with those folks. And I'm sure, I wonder if he like looks around at like Stephen Miller and them. It's just like, man, this kind of. sucks. Like, I wish I could go back, but I can't politically. I don't know, man. I do think that he wants to be president because he wants people to think he's cool. So cool. Just one more note on

this. I was interested in how Rogan was kind of like, yeah, a lot of dweeds on that side. It was kind of like the bully weighing in. He's like, the liberal dweeds are like this, you know, and the right-wing dweeds. I can't fit them in lockers or whatever. Like, he really seemed to have a lot of thoughts about different kinds of dweeds and nerds. It's short, man. Something the very short man would think about a lot. Speaking of coolness, there's one guy that in this, in this video, that I think we can all agree, it's cool as fuck. And that's boozy badass.

And if you put badass right in your name like that, and that tells you something, Boosie, Sam, do you know Boosie? No, I'm not cool. Will, do you know, Boosie? I had heard of him. I'm not super up on his jazz. Why didn't I wear my Boosie sweatshirt on this? I have a Boosie sweatshirt.

Should I go change? No. It's too much. Damn it. Boosey is a famous Norland's rapper. Well, famous to the people who care about New Orleans rap, I guess. Among his songs are Set It Off. Set it off in this motherfucker.

Set it off. Anyway. Oh, yeah. Boosey. Yeah. I know that guy. He took a turn to the dark side, as many kind of C-list celebrities did in 2024. because they saw something in Trump, an opportunity to get pardoned for their crimes.

And so, Brucey turned MAGA briefly. And as part of that, he, I guess, paid for the services of a couple of guys that you, Will Summer, have been covering for God, almost a decade now. Oh, easily a decade. It's, I mean, it goes back. You know, back when Jack Berkman was a Seth Ritch guy. But basically, yeah, so enter Jacob Wohl and Jack Berkman, our favorite blundering GOP operatives. These are the folks that you may remember from a decade ago. They would be cooking up these, you know, these smears against someone like Elizabeth Warren saying that she entrapped a Marine in a sex dungeon, all this crazy stuff.

Did that turn out true that one? That one wasn't true. That one would say, look at this poor young man's back. This is where she whipped him, all this. They did it about Pete Buttigieg, all these guys. And so then, you know, they've been a little quieter. I will say I get a lot of reports of them, sort of like, almost like cryptids, like Bigfoot, where people will say to me, I was in a grocery store and one of these guys approached me

and invited me to like a hot tub swinging party or something. And I say, oh, okay, well, I don't know what to make of that. And I can't verify it. But I get reports of them kind of lurking around town. And now, the big one now we get is the website Notice has reported on this deal they had with Boosie to get him a pardon and it went south. Yeah, I suppose he paid him $600,000. He's been sending a series of all caps tweets. So when Boosie went MAGA, he also decided to, I think, take the style of Donald Trump in his tweeting.

So I'm going to read some of them to you. Jack, shut your lying ass up. Talking about this stuff in Houston messed up the pardon. sued in March. This happened at the end of May. Don't start lying now. I gave you three months to send me my money back talking about Trump signed the pardon, got me running around the damn house jumping saying you talked to the president. You played with the wrong one. I'm suing y'all in federal court. Cashag Ponzi scheme. Okay. He also went on to ask where the money is going through, more all caps. He said, you should have did your research before trying to jack me.

you did the others. So I guess there are other people that they've taken money from. Then Boosie does a hashtag, I'm loved and respected. That is fucking true. I got the sweatshirt to prove it. You are loved and respected Boossey. Boosie then posted a list of other people. Laura Lumer, Mike Cernovich, Jack Posovic, Erica Kirk, Mike Johnson, Nancy Mace. Mace spelled like Mace the rapper. Wow. That's a actual name. Good. Andy Biggs.

Can the names above please make a truthful statement about having contract or no contact with Birkman and Wool about my pardon process? 600K was taken from me with your names mentioned in emails by these people. Thanks. So I guess Wool and Berkman were telling Boosie that they were working with Mike Johnson and Erica Kirk and others on the pardon. I was just going to lay down a bit of the details here. So basically there was a contract that said,

Boosie, we will get you a pardon by the end of last January, although there was a typo in the contract and it said January 2025, but whatever, they mean 26. And so it's 300 grand, just flat retainer. And then 300 grand that he also had to pay, but then if he couldn't get a pardon by the end of January, he would get a refund on that 300 grand. Now, this is a crazy way to do business.

But basically throughout the fall and the winter, they would text him and say things like, well, you know, this is crazy. Essentially, like, you're black, and there's a black pardons lane. And so we're contacting the black pardons people. For Jews, Laura Lumer handles the Jews. And so that's not really relevant to you.

But, you know, and saying that, though, they would also say things like Jack Posobic, Mike Cernovich, Mike Johnson, the speaker of the house, have all endorsed your pardon. So things are looking good. Oh, my God. Who else was in the black pardons lane? Do you know?

You know, he doesn't say, explicitly. No, I don't think. Was there a gay or Lebanese pardon's lane? I just kind of wonder in case things go. It's got to be a crypto lane or something like that. Can I just say he should have done like a modicum of research prior to choosing this duo? Like it wouldn't take much to figure out that these guys are total buffoons. Boosie, I live right here in town, man. I live right here in town like I play wipe me down for my daughter. Like just vet this stuff with me in the future. Okay. I was starting to say you probably would have.

more sway in the Trump administration. Well, I couldn't help him get a part of him. I could tell him who could and who could. He could vet this stuff with me. He could come over to the house. You know, we could have it. We could have some juby snacks. Yeah, you're trying to get a meeting with someone who you think is cool.

I get it. But I'm just trying to, I want to say the wall Berkman. I say cool. The Walt Berkman, the Wal-Berkman resume is insane. Like, it's truly insane. And it boggles. of mind that they still are even operating. Like, I was just pulling up the Elizabeth Warren thing,

because I remember editing that when Will wrote it for The Beast when it happened. It was 2019. They were sued by the Marine veteran who was part of this fabrication for $11 million dollar in a racketeering lawsuit because they used his image to falsely depict him as a child sex predator. It was like, oh, that was a different one? Yeah. So the thing I would add, one of the antics they've been up to that has gotten less attention

is they were running, before it kind of got hot again, they were running their own to catch a predator. But basically, a lot of these guys, I would say possibly all of them, did not know they were meeting a quote-unquote teen. It was just like, hey, come meet this hot babe who's of age, and then they'd walk in and they'd say, you sicko. I talked to a woman who was one of the bait women,

and she alleged that basically she was like imprisoned in one of the houses they had in the suburb, as they were running these like nightmarish 72-hour filming sessions. Jesus Christ. In 2024, they founded a AI lobbying firm called Lobbematic, but they didn't use their real names for some reason. For some reason. In his role as the founder and CEO of the new firm,

Jacob Ball uses the name Jay Klein, according to former employees and emails obtained by Politico. Bergman used the pseudonym Bill Sanders. Like, why? Who comes up with these schemes? They're insane. There is something about them where, like, particularly like with the fake stuff where Elizabeth Warren stuff, they were coming out with it so much.

It would be like twice a week. They'd have a new accusation. And so it was almost like they were in like a situation where it was like, I need to get arrested or I'll die. Or like, you know, I need to get sued for liable because they would just. We used to send you to his house every week I felt, I remember. Yeah, he had a townhouse. And Jacob, I think. lived there and they, they,

Jacob, by the way, is like 30 years younger and the Jack and they would have like the neighbors would get really mad. They would say, what's happening here? And they would put out a box of donuts and they say, you know, welcome back to the show. Did you have another favorite woolen-Berkman story? God, they're innumerable. I mean, I think the thing that always sticks with me about the Marine who is supposedly, you know, sexually

satomassized by Elizabeth Warren is I was interviewing him and he was telling what a sad tale this was. A lot of these people that they would get to be the quote unquote victim thought that they were on like a House of Cards type fictional TV show that was being filmed and they just didn't know Elizabeth Warren was a real person and they're like, okay, go out and this will guy, he's an actor and all this. And so he had a triple X neck tattoo from the Vin Diesel movie. And I said to him, oh, because I was looking at his back where the, you know, the Caddo Nine

Tales had hit whatever. And I said, you know, oh, do you like the movie Triple X? And he was like, it was exactly where it is in that movie. And he said, no, these are for like brothers. I lost in Iraq. And I was like, really? And then I looked up the triple X tattoo and it looked just like it. So I'll always wonder.

That was the story. The Cat O'9 Tales. Is that the, what's what you call the whip? Well, that's, you know, I don't know exactly what kind of whip it was, supposedly. But supposedly she really went to town on him. Okay. Well, that's an interesting place to go. Guys, we've got much, much more coming.

All right. So just get comfy. Next up, our friend, the FBI director's girlfriend, Cash Patel. What's the girlfriend's name again? Alexis Wilkins. Country Music, Sensation. Sensation. Sensation.

Alexis Wilkins. Alexis had a concert this past weekend. It was in a parking lot of another event, it seems like. But it was big first. her because she's on the come up and the FBI director very supportive quasi spouse wanted

to take the plane that we pay for to go watch her playing in a parking lot and unfortunately that got canceled because some top administration officials were frustrated with them and

summoned him to the White House. Have we heard any buzz about this? Have any of your FBI sources or friends? I didn't have anything to say about what's the latest with Cash? You know, I think Cash is in a tough spot. I mean, I think the frequent antics seem to be getting to the administration.

I think the idea that he was, the reporting's a little unclear. I mean, they've claimed that he wasn't, like, on the tarmac. But it does seem like he was about to, like, fly off and go see this latest Alexis Wilkins show in a parking lot. And, you know, you can imagine you're going to go spend the weekend with your girlfriend, you know, take the FBI jet, not too bad. And then, you know, it's like, Cash, get in here.

We got a subpoena at the New York Times. And you go, oh, no. Tough to be a lover boy. I mean, he continues to stay in. Do you know, do you know anything about why that is, Sam? No, I don't. I'm looking up this windy city blowout that she played at. I'm not sure it's a parking lot.

I got to be honest. Looks like it's like a decent stage. It seems I found one thing that said Hooty and the Blowfish was playing it the same thing. Well, Hooty is not exactly crushing it right now. They're not. Well, Hootie, Hootie's a person. No No, Hootie's not a person

Hootie's a whole band? Is Hootie? Hootie and the blowfish. Yeah. Come on, hold on. I don't think Darius Rucker is Hootie. You don't think Darius Rucker is Hootie? Well, he's Darius. He's not Hootie. I think in practice he is, but.

Oh, he's not. Okay, fine. I think in the lore he's not. You know where they're from, Columbia, South Carolina. We've got some movies coming up about that. I'm not going to tell you about it yet. Hootie. So, yeah.

Are you sure that that is right? Because she also was scheduled to play in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Wasn't she in Europe just recently for some of America to be on the rowdy, rowdy piper stage at Rock the country in Sioux Falls, South Dakota? Yes. Alexis was at either our embassy in the Netherlands or Belgium for America 250. These are all the big, the big hotspots in country music. Look at this stage at the windy city smokeout. Alexis Wilkins at 2.30.

She had the 230 times. lot, which was the first, so she was opening the stage. So, man, Cass was really good or bad. Yeah, he doesn't have to get up. I hope he wasn't too hungover. 330, Blake Whiten, 445, Tyler Hubbard, 630, Russell Dickerson,

820, Jordan Davis. Jordan Davis was the headliner. I can't say I know any of those people, but it is pretty noteworthy that she was the lowest build. There, it was, and it was at United center parking lot C, Sam. Okay, so it was a parking lot. But that's a big parking lot. That's the parking lot

for the arena. There's like a lot of space there. It's a big parking lot, I guess. It's a lot of hectares. Think how many cars there were. Do you think a lot of people were out there in the lot, starting at 230, just kind of banging all the way through the 820 headliner?

Well, no, because cash was not allowed to go. Otherwise, he would have brought his posse and they would have been hanging out there. Well, have you heard from like your buddy Kyle Serafin or anybody lately? Yeah, Kyle Serafin, the former FBI agent who's now Cash's, you know, ultimate hater, always tweeting at him. You know, I haven't seen, I think the Kyle weighed in after Lindsay Graham died and Cash said,

you know, the FBI is on scene assisting and he thought, well, why? He had a hard, you know, a hard issue. Why would we need the FBI for that? Kyle was speculating the Cash kind of was just went to the thoughts and prayers folder. and kind of copy and pasted it without altering the line. Well, I do think that Kyle's on to something because it's pretty noteworthy that right after Cash was summoned from not being able to see his girlfriend's parking lock concert, like Lindsay Graham dies.

And then he's like, okay, this is my way to show that I'm on the job. I'm on the job. We're awake over here. We're focused, you know, and we are looking into this, sir. We are looking into this. All right. Well, I looked at Kyle. Kyle just tweeted at me about Pete.

makes a small penis, but we'll talk more about that tomorrow. I'm jealous that we can't get to talk about that. Do you want to? We can double. No, no, I talked about it with Salts, and I know you got to come in tomorrow. All right. It is a micro. All right.

I want to close with this. Desiree Townsend. If you, do the listeners know Desiree Townsend? Have you heard of her? Here's how she came to my attention recently. She has been doing standard. up outside of the hospital that Mitch McConnell is allegedly at. Her standups are kind of like a mix of inside edition and like Russia today and like an insane

person. She's doing like, you know, we've seen Elaine Schawe's eyebrows and did the picture. They're different from in the last picture. And Mitch McConnell, how can you serve right now? You resign today. And it's like, whoa, I thought this was a. So it's a strange combination, but she's gaining momentum lately because a lot of people are interested in what's happening with Metro Connell. It kind of has an air of authority, though, in kind of an uncanny Valley way.

That's going to play a little clip of what she's been up to lately. Desry Townsend here again outside of George Washington University in Washington, D.C. for the medical mystery that is Mitch McConnell. Today marks day 32 of Senator McConnell's hospitalization for what his office officially described as a fall in a mild pneumonia, making his nearly five-week hospital say increasingly unusual. Hmm. That's the general tone of what she's up to. Who is she doing those for? The public, the American people.

Just putting it out there? There's not like a station pain or anything like that. Sam, that's a good question. On her LinkedIn, she says, Independent Journalist, Find Your Friends TM News, freelance. She's working with some other influencers. So you can see how people scroll, through could look at that and if they don't have a close eye for what a real news correspondent

would sound like they might think okay i'm interested in what's happening with the mystery behind micha connell um but uh i had somebody flagged for me something that was i don't even think i can put words to it so um they recognized deserate townsend from past life she before becoming an independent journalist Trying to get to the bottom of what was happening with Mitch McConnell. It was one of an early viral sensation. Viral, maybe literally. Let's take a look.

Her story created a national firestorm. Desiree Jennings is the pretty ambassador for the Washington Redskins cheerleading squad, who claimed she developed a rare neurological disorder called dystonia after receiving a seasonal flu shot, causing dramatic spasms and slurred speech. So you used to be able to go sideways. Yeah. What made the story so startling is that her symptoms seem to disappear when she walked backwards or ran. Yeah, I can talk now.

Back in October, Desiree and her husband told me they worried they'd never find a cure. But look at Desiree now. We found her walking normally, playing with her dogs, going shopping, even getting behind the wheel of a car and driving. to believe the woman we've been discreetly observing over the last few weeks is the same woman we met during the height of the flu shot scare. So we wanted to ask her about her remarkable improvement. We've been trying to reach you and you have not been returning our phone calls. Oh, I'm sorry. What's going on? It looks like you've made a complete recovery. Well, I don't want to say complete recovery. I still have a lot of cognitive issues.

So what happened? Did Desiree Jennings really suffer a one in a million reaction to the seasonal flu shot, as she says? Or is it all some kind of elaborate hope? Or is it something else entirely? They went in on her. They put an enormous amount of investigative resources into this. It's a cognitive matter. It's like, what? No, I'm Desiree's British sister.

Is she British? She did have an accent. I don't think so. She doesn't see British when she's doing the Mitch McConnell's fan. But she definitely did in the parking lot. Yeah. Well, I mean, she also didn't, like, you know, she's had a lot of changes. I love my favorite part of the clip is

she is able to both walk backwards and run which is interesting. It was like she couldn't walk sideways or forward that she could walk backwards or sprinting was okay. I mean honestly why isn't she in RFK's HHS and she was early to the problems of these shots these vaccines. Don't give him ideas. Shouldn't she be the spokesperson for the health of I was just going to say she's going to be hard to be HHS spokesperson.

I'm looking up dystonia right now, by the way. It's no joke. Well, it's not McLeodian. Neurological movement disorder that causes involuntary sustained muscle contractions. It's very real. Really? Maybe not in her case. Not in her case.

Actually, although I will say we haven't really seen, you know, when she's doing these shots from McConnell's hospital. We haven't seen her walk. That's true. I want to see her walk sideway. A little walk and talk with Mitch. See if he can do it. Let this just be a warning to people. Because I don't know about you guys, but I have many people in my life.

I agree. Don't get the flu shot. Get the flu shot. Fans of the bulwark, also friends in my life that send me fucking reels. And it's like, hey, hey, have you seen this? It'll just be somebody like Desiree talking into the camera, acting like day 32, acting. acting like they know what they're talking about. Like, if you watch this?

And I'm always like, no, I haven't watched this. And it's like in this day, the internet has flattened everything. People don't know where to get real news like Will Summers's false flagged newsletter anymore, you know? And so just be careful out there because you don't want to be getting your Mitch McConnell health updates from the lady who was unable to walk sideways. Because she had dystonia. My guy. Too much, man. Anything else?

Any other trio topics for you, guys? I did just want to. I thought of another Jacob Will Jack Berkman store. Give me a second shot at it. At one point, so when they were like really at their peak, they would have a lot of fake email accounts and they would email reporters, often negative things about themselves just to get more publicity. And so one day, me and a lot of other reporters in D.C.

woke up to an email from someone claiming to be their neighbor who said the FBI had raided their house. And I think they had pictures of like guys in FBI jackets raiding the house. And unfortunately, the Washington Post did run with it and said they believed it. But as it turned out, the boys, they were at it again. They had staged an FBI raid on their house just for attention.

Totally psychotic behavior. Boothy. Bro. What are you doing? You could Google all of this. What are you doing? Okay. Holler at your boy. All right? We'll make sure you're in the clear going forward. I can't help you with the pardon. But you know, no, 2029.

One more thing about this Boosy thing is that Laura, so when she's tweeting, he's like, Laura Lumer, way in, whatever. All of these people like Mike Cernovich, Laura Lumer are saying, sir, I'm sorry. I was not involved in your pardon. I believe you've been misled. Additionally, I have never heard of you.

And so he's really kind of getting owned here. Oh, poor Boos. That's tough. Okay. Well, guys, it's been a pleasure. Think about all the antics people are going to get into between now and when I return. I mean. It's going to be a great epic trio when you get back. It's going to be an epic trio.

And so I look forward to that. Be careful out there when consuming Desiree related content or when getting your flu shot. And we'll see you guys on the flip side. Later.