Camp Gagnon - BING BONG: Nems on NYC Stories, Side Talk, & Coney Island

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

Yerr we got Gorilla Nems in the building. One of the funniest dudes off the streets of NYC. He's a rapper, comedian, and internet personality known for making BING BONG the catch phrase of the summer. WELCOME TO CAMP🏞️ Sign up to Camp for exclusive updates: https://camp.beehiiv.com/S/O Morgan & Morgan, Bluechew and Bakscape for being amazing sponsors.Timestamps:00:00 Intro1:13 Camping ain’t it + no one choose Coney Island2:24 What is Coney Island? Nems’ family are WILD9:01 Getting i...

Yo, if you had a knife in your back and a t-in-your-butt, which one, which one? Okay, knife in your back, probably, I'll be honest, I'll probably take that out first. Oh, what you ever, give it? Come on, NEMS. Come on, we're gonna edit this out, come on, bro. What the hell, bro, you can't do that to me? Hey, yo, I didn't do it to you?

No ditty, you cannot do that. Come on, NEMS. If you had a gay guy in your back, would you beat him off or let him stay? No, you're not getting me again, bro. Which one, you got a pig? Life of death. I'm gonna push him away from me. I'm gonna push him away from me.

If there was a bus full of gay guys, would you get on or get off? He's a good. Which one? I'm pleading the fifth. The guy wrote you a letter. Would you write him back or tear it up? Why is a gay guy write me a letter?

I don't know. Would you write him back or tear it up? Pause. Maybe he's locked up, bro. Maybe he likes your curly hair. Maybe. This is why I can't go to prison, bro. I'm too cute.

Damn. Don't ever disrespect me looking like one of the... Gilmore girls, you heard? Don't ever disrespect me looking like French Montana if he had AIDS. Don't have a disrespect me. looking like you're mid transition. Thank you so much for coming through, bro. No, fuck you, bro.

An EBT DJ Callie, bro, coming through here. Come on, bro. Welcome to it. NEMS. Yeah. Guerrilla Nems. Facts. What's up, baby?

I fell at home in this fucking weird place. Yeah. Yeah, this is the real outside. Yeah, facts. Like, when New Yorkers say they're outside, I don't think they actually mean they're really outside. Camping is fucking pussy, man. I fuck that shit.

Yeah, why is camping pussy? If you go camping, man, you pussy. Why? Oh, because you can't take a shit in peace. You gotta watch out for a fucking bed Biting your dick if you're pissing I don't want to do none of that There's modern

Necessities or modern whatever the fuck they call it For a reason I don't want to go back in time I don't know bro but being outside on the street In Coney Island that seems less That seems less hospitable than being out of the forest Yeah but that's you're forced to do that It's not like yo let's go do this for the weekend

It's not elected You know what I'm saying nah This is my life You don't see families of white people get in their van being like let's go to Coney Island and sell dope on the stoop. Exactly. Sniff dope, sell dope, a little bit of all. I'm going to do that with my kids.

I'm going to be like, hey guys, we're going outside for the weekend. We're going to the hood. We're going to make it happen. Take this fucking keep bump, Johnny. Yeah, my kid's going to learn for real. That's right. We're going to see Uncle Nems. He's going to put you on. You're from Coney Island. The Mayo, Coney Island.

You are the mayor of Coney Island, soon to be the mayor of New York. Hopefully. I believe. Can you explain Coney Island in a story? Can you, like, give me a little. like slideshow of Coney Island that would explain it to people that have no idea what it is. I think it's just an amusement

part. All right, Coney Island, fucking back in the days, Easter Sunday is a place that everybody in New York knows that Coney Island is the place to be on Easter Sunday. I've been at the, which is the rides part. There's two

Coney Islands. Say this is Steelewell Avenue right here. Stilwell Avenue is where the train is. The last stop on the D, the N, Q, mad train style. That's the last stop. So when you get off the train, you can go this way, and this is all the rides, the cyclone, the Wonderwheel, all that.

You go this way. It's 21 blocks and three avenues of ghetto. A ghetto neighborhood, low-income, poverty-stricken, drug-addicted, mentally unstable people. So the world knows about this part, the ride part. The world doesn't really know about that other part. Island's world famous. So you take your family to the rides,

Easter Sunday. Little do you know that there's groups of people from this side that are waiting for you to come with your family. In the 80s, they were chopping off your fucking kitten plate flat top. You know what I'm saying?

Just to be dickheads. You know what I'm saying? Robbing people. In the 90s, they were slashing your face in front of your family. And in the 2000s, just bums bothered you, you know what I'm saying? But that's, you know, there's two sides of Coney Island.

There's the rides, and then there's the neighborhood. And the side you grew up on? Yes. Who were some of the characters that you grew up around? Like, were there people that you're like, yo, this was the craziest dude or the funniest dude from your block when you were a kid? Um, my family were the craziest people I knew.

You know what I'm saying? And they kind of ran Coney Island when I was a young kid. They were heavily into the streets. I saw everything. My uncle climbed the parachute jump and put the Puerto Rican flag on top To this day they call him Monkey Luke. You know what I'm saying?

Your monkey loop. Yeah, yeah, he has the worst shape up in the world. I've seen him. He was at my mother's party the other day. His shape-up started up here. You could tell he did it himself. And he wears the judge for men, but he don't get it right on the hair. So it's like all fucked up up here.

And he uses the shade too dark so it looks mad, unnatural. Yeah, yeah. They called him monkey loop even before he started climbing. Yeah, they just looked at him. Yeah, he looks. Yeah, and he must have took fentanyl all last year or something. I don't know what he did, but he came to my store, and he OD'd and he was stuck for 20 minutes like this.

And he couldn't talk. And we were like, yo, Lou, he was just like there. Yo, Lou, give him milk. There was pouring milk in his mouth. He's like that. Milk coming down his mouth stuck on stupid, bro. Like God was reaching down for him. Come on, come on.

No, Lou had more work to do. Facts. Yo, the milk was the narcan. Facts. You hit him with the milk one time. He started to put him in the ambulance. They hit him with real narcan. No way.

Then he came out of it. Yeah. Where's my wallet? What did Lou do it when you were a kid? What was the job? He was a fucking burglar and a fucking cocaine dealer. Hell yeah. And he's been an asshole my whole life.

No. Yeah, yeah. Why is he an asshole? Well, I had to move back in when I was 18. He still had my project apartment. When we moved out, me and my mother, he kept it. Because you don't give up project apartments. You know, it was like, you know, rent stabilized.

You know what I'm saying? And when I had to move back, I had to move in with him. And he was just always an asshole. Like, he would never, he would be jealous. I would have girls come up there, ask for their ID because he would thought they were too young. And I'm like, bro, I'm fucking 17, bro. If I bring a fucking 15-year-old here, it's cool because I'm not even up age myself.

And he was just always hating on me, bro. He always been an asshole to this day. That's crazy. Did you have other uncles or was that your only one? No, I have mad uncles. My mother was one of my Puerto, I'm Puerto Rican Irish. My mother's side was one of, my mother was one of 14 children. One of 14?

Yeah, I guess back then there was no condoms or there was no, before AIDS, they was just letting it rip, you know what I'm saying? But one of 14, same parents or like different? Same mother. Same mom. Wow. I think like seven or eight of them got the same dad. Then the other ones from eight to 14 got different fathers.

Oh, that's crazy. My grandmother was starting out there. Letting it go. Puerto Rican and Irish, that is the most proud combination to be. Absolutely. That is too proud. Yep. That is incredible.

My Irish side, they had eight boys and girls, you know what I'm saying? So I had huge family on both sides. And everyone was in Coney Island. No, my Irish side was in like Flatbush in Brooklyn. And what were they like? They were all drunks and drug addicts, and my Puerto Rican side was all drug addicts. Oh, I'm saying? I came over a long line of junkies.

Wow. I guess, though, in the 70s and 80s, it wasn't like frowned upon. It was like cool to do that shit. You know what I'm saying? So it was cool to be wild and fucking just, I don't know, I guess. Were they ever affiliated or were they just slinging on their own? Nah, my uncle's, my oldest uncle, whose name was Angier. He was the one that ran everything in Coney Island.

So all my other uncles that were younger than him dealt for him or they just robbed the other drug dealers or, you know, they were just wild individuals. Oh, really? Yeah, absolutely. Did they ever have to get active? Like, did they have... Yeah, all my uncle's been to jail, knew, did most of their lives in jail.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. Absolutely. Oh, that's crazy. You're all right? You're sleeping over there? I can hear you fucking snoring. Yeah, bro.

I'm dead ass. How you knew I thought you knew you were sleeping? Bro, go in the tree house, bro. You can take a nap in the treehouse. Yeah. Who's this? My man, Paz. Paz.

Yeah, he smokes and he gets stupid. You know what I'm saying? He goes into a coma. No, they're not. The Coney Island legend. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fast. I was going to say Coney Islander.

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and it helps everything so, so much. So, if you don't mind, thank you so much. Let's get back to it. I want to know more a little bit about like Coney Island growing up. Did they ever tap you to be like, yo, Nems, can you like be a lookout for us? Can you like, you know, make sure the cops are around? No, no, no.

From, so from Coney Island, I stayed there until I was about 13. Then we moved to Staten Island. I went to high school out there for one year. Then I got set a fire in the school. Wait, okay. How did you set a fire at school? I was just talking to a girl one day fucking around with the lighter and the oak tag went on fire.

And I just was, instead of putting it out, Real quick, I just ran. So I couldn't go to New York Public High School for a year, so I went to the Poconos and stayed with my Irish side grandparents. They moved up there. They bought a house up there, and I went to school in the Poconos for like a year two. And that's where I started rapping because I didn't have no friends. I would just go to school, come home.

My grandparents would be old. I would just be in my little room I had. And I was like, I didn't got nothing else to do. I started writing raps. And then after the year, suspension in New York. York went up. I came back to school in New York. I got into a fight with a teacher. I beat the teacher up. Why did you beat the teacher up? I don't remember. What I'm saying? It starts getting a blur at this time because that's when I started fucking with drugs. And then I just dropped

out. I got my GED. School was never hard for me. I sure was mad easy. Did you show up? Yeah. Take a test. Simple. Really? Absolutely. Did you like Staten Island? No, but it taught me a whole way, different way of life Because up to 13, I just knew the hood I just knew the ghetto and shit like that When I moved to Staten Island, it opened my eyes To a whole other world, the suburbs, you know what I'm saying? Italian kids, white kids, and it just showed me a whole different way of life

So at 18, when I moved back to Coney Island I just had a different perspective on things And I had a lot of more connects. I had ecstasy connects to bring back to the hood and sell it out there. And I had weed connects. So it was just, you know, expanding my horizons. Yeah, that's interesting. You got to see a whole different perspective of how people were living.

You know, people with houses. Two kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice way of living. Like, oh, this ain't the projects. This is different over here. And just expanded my mind. When did you become funny?

I think probably the year. younger years because when I came up, when I was like 13, 14, 15, I really started being outside like that. I was outside from young because I started smoking weed at 11. So I can't imagine an 11-year-old smoking weed now. These kids are pussy now. But we used to be outside. Before cell phones and the internet, it was like I had to go outside.

You come home from school, you go outside. but you don't have a cell phone you don't have a beeper so it's like once you're outside you're outside everybody meets up on the corner at the store

and we hang out there that's where we hang out all night you drink 40s you smoke blunts and you joke on each other and if you fucking are getting flamed every night it's not a good night

so you get tough skin but you also learn how to joke on people you know what I'm saying because I'm not going to be the victim every night you know what I'm saying so now as soon as soon as I walk on the corner

I'm looking at what everybody got on how they look and because they're not going to do it to me so I'm going to start with them and then it just becomes you know real New York shit. It's like prison you've got to strike first. Absolutely. Just automatically just scanning everyone. Yeah. Ain't no fucking campfire is intense

over there, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Do you remember the worst flaming you ever got? Like you like pull up just thinking you're going to hang out with everyone and you just got absolutely just wrecked? See, before you told me you want stories but I'm not a good storyteller because I did a lot of drugs and I don't remember a lot of shit that happened in my life. I just remember

I think me joking and being funny now with the disrespect shit is one of the few good things that drugs did to my mind. You know what I'm saying? Because you always hear the negative effects of drug usage. But I think like one of the positive things that drugs morphed my mind, I was doing Xanax and ecstasy and all of that from like 13, 14, 15 years old. So that's when your brain is just developing. And then at 18, I became a fucking heroin addict.

You know what I'm saying? until like 26. So my whole upbringing is drugs, you know what I'm saying? So that shit warped my mind and who knows what type of fucking ways. You know what I'm saying? But one way I guess positive is I'm able to fucking spot what somebody looks like

in two seconds. I don't know why. Yeah. How often were you doing ecstasy? Were you going to school? No, it was a daily basis. When I came back from Staten Island at 18 and moved back to Coney Island,

I started selling it because nobody in Coney Island had ecstasy. And the rappers were just starting to talk about it. Like the hood wasn't fucking with ecstasy, but the suburbs were. So when the Staten Island, I was already popping E like maybe once a week, every weekend. But then when I started selling it, it was become a soon as I wake up, take a half, ride up and down Mermaid Avenue with my bike trying to, yo, I got E. Y, I don't take their hair.

Take my beeper number when you fucking, when you want to do it. I got it. Boom, more. And then all day, I would wind up taking like two, three a night. And then I remember I would always keep five in my sock just so if somebody wants, I'll sell it to them. And then after those five run out, go back up to my house, refill the five. So I think it was on like two or three. And then the D's ran up on us.

I took all of them that was in my socks. So I wanted to be on like eight E pills. And that shit just fucked me up for like a month. every time I would stand up I would get like lightheaded I was definitely severely dehydrated but I didn't know I didn't go to the hospital now

I'm just like I'm fucked up I remember I was dealing with Def Jam at the time they wanted to sign me and I went up there and I was just like severely out of and they was like yo you're all right I was like yeah I'm just been up all night or whatever the fuck and so yeah from from early on I was fucking with drugs

Did anyone tell you not to? Were you going home and your mom was like, yo, what are you doing? No, because, see, my mom was a drug addict and she stayed clean until I was like 16. And that's why we had to move back to Coney Island because she bought a house, but then she relapsed when I was like 16,

lost the house and we were back in Coney Island. When we first got back, she was running the streets, getting high. And then when I started using heroin, and she had gotten clean and she's been clean ever since. My mother's been clean for like 25 years or something like that. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, so nobody really, I knew the, you know, it wasn't cool to be.

None of my friends that I had were drug addicts. None of them were doing heroin. Oh, really? Yeah, I was the only one. I see, I wasn't a person that was public with my shit. I would do my shower, go to the bathroom, do my shit, come back out and hang out with the regular people. You know what I'm saying? And you'd be able to fit in and, like, be cool.

Yeah, but then people would see me gnaw and now and then start, you know, the word started coming out, but it's still, I wouldn't hang out with any drug addicts. It was like, yo, I'm not a fiend, you know what I'm saying? I'm not a crackhead. I'm not a, you know, and I would justify like, yeah, I don't smoke crack. I don't shoot needles. So, like, you know, I don't give, you know, I'm not a fiend. But then, you know, it came to a point where I was just like, I was willing to do that.

I still never did. I never used no needle. I never shot needles and shit like that. But it just was, it had gotten bad enough where I was like, yeah, maybe I have. That should start and that shit just scared me. No, that's the problem. I've seen that happen with different people like with alcohol where like they're so high functioning

that it goes on for Madlong because they don't, it doesn't destroy their life. There's other people that are not as high function. My life was destroyed. By the end of it, like I told you from 18, I started 18. So my, by 19, I was already doing prison, like had prison bids and for robberies and all of that. I didn't get cleaned until 26.

So for eight years, I was a heroin addict. In the beginning, it was cool. Nobody really knew. I was doing gangster shit. I was sticking people up doing this. But by the end, I was homeless. I was a bum. I was sleeping in staircases,

sleeping on the lifeguard chairs in Coney Island, fucking not showering for fucking a week at a time. Going in and out of jail, going in and out of rehab, in and out of detox. And it wasn't fun. I had a development deal with Shady on the table. I lost out on that.

Because you're rapping the whole time through this. Yeah, I never stopped rapping. You know what I'm saying? But it just became... I just had given up on everything and just said, fuck it. I'm gonna be a fucking drug addict, I guess. Damn.

And then I just had like a moment of clarity. One day, like, I was on like a three-week run. I stole this fucking prescription pad from a doctor. All of them were already. He, like, stamped every page already. So I was taking mad scripts out, selling them. So I was on like a three-weeks. three-week run where I hadn't slept, I hadn't fucking showered, I hadn't fucking done,

where it just was like, my mind was like at a psychosis type of level where I just see myself from the outside looking in or some people call it divine intervention. I don't know what the fuck happened, but it was like I was looking at myself from the outside, like, it was like, yo, I could keep going how I'm going. I'm going to be fucking dead real soon. or I'm going to do something that's going to land me in jail the rest of my life or I could stop everything right now and live my dreams

and that night I went to my mother's house because she was already stopped dealing with me and she wouldn't let me stay with her, nothing. I was like, yo mom, please let me stay in your house just for one night. I want to stop this shit. And from that night, I never touched nothing again.

Really? That's like 14, 15 years ago. Just willpower. Yeah, but I've been to play. I've been to, man, I've been like 40 detoxes I've been to, like, 10 rehabs. I've been church people praying over me. I wasn't able to stop. I don't know.

There's one, like, fucking one night, like, just scared the shit out of me. And I, like, seeing myself how I was going to, how life was going to be. And I just stopped. And from that point on, I don't drink. I don't smoke weed. I don't do nothing. This vape shit is the only thing left. Cigarettes, nicotine.

You know, I stopped smoking cigarettes. this fucking vape shit, but that's about it. Wow. You know what I'm saying? Never touched nothing since that day. I mean, that must be painful, though, right? Like detoxing, you get mad sick. Yeah, you had to go through it.

It is what it is? So you spent what, three weeks just cooped up? More like three fucking months. Wow. You know what I'm saying? To really get that shit out of me and really start sleeping a full night's sleep, probably like three months. Wow.

But I was determined. And I knew that I only had to do this shit one more time. Like, once I get this shit done, and it wasn't like every night of the three months I couldn't sleep, it was like, all right, the first week, two weeks, it was like I was getting an hour asleep. Then it was like two hours. Then it was three. And then it was like, you know, all right, now I'm starting to feel better and get better. And I stayed out of Coney Island for like the first 60 days. I didn't even get a hair cut, nothing. I was like, nah, I'm not even, I'm not going

back over there for a while. Wow. I don't want to be influenced by people, places like this is, I got to chill. And then I started and just enjoying music again. And then I started getting my emotions back because when you're drugged up you don't feel no emotions there's no happy there's no sad it's just high it masks it masks all your emotions so I started you know like the fucking ASPA commercial come on I would start tearing up and about what the fuck is going on yeah yeah yeah the Sarah McLaughlin shit the son you know I'm up in there start tearing yo what the fuck is going on how am I fucking crying at this commercial and then it'll be like yo my emotions are coming back my feelings are coming back and then uh I just started

living the dream, man. And it's just proofing to put it. Ever since I stopped, bro, my life has been going up, up, up. And the mother that told me she wished I would die so she could start worrying about me, I bought her a house. You know what I'm saying? And I bought myself a house. And it's just living successfully since then.

That's the coldest bar. That's the coldest bar in Bingbaugh, I think. And that in the song you put out, you ain't make it until you bought your mom on the house. Stupid. Yeah, yeah, facts. Okay, the stupid was another. You don't have to call me stupid.

That was just for you, bro. That's not even in the song. You got curly hair. It's not even in the fucking song, you just added that for no reason. How long have you had the curly mullet? I've been running it probably like five years. What do you use?

Per plus? No, bro, natural. Natural? Yeah, bro. New York City tap water, that's all. That's ain't nothing wrong with that, bro. That's all you need, bro. I grew up my hair because I was like,

I'm going to cut it when I have to get a real job. You ain't get any real job since. Facts. I was in college. I was like, once I get my 9 to 5, then I'll cut it. Never did. So don't grow past that length?

I get a little trim every now. You don't get the split ends out of it. They don't teach you how to have long hair. I wear women's hair products now. It's the whole thing. You're not wrong with that. It is what it is. You're a metrosexual.

You guys got to stop with this term, metrosexual. New Yorkers are metrosexual, bro. I'm metro. I'm in the metro-politian, and I'm a fucking sexual basting. That's what I'm saying, bro. So all your emotions come online, not only the sad ones, but you probably are feeling angry all of a sudden. All of that.

Like, the good emotions and the bad. Like, you're feeling everything. Yeah, yeah. That must have been crazy. It is what it is. The anger comes to like, damn, I wasted this much of my life fucking up. But everything happens for a reason. Everything happens.

It don't happen when you wanted to. It happens when it's supposed to. You know what I'm saying? And who made me this way? Why did I become a drug addict? Oh, my father died at four. That had a part. I didn't properly get that out.

Oh, my mother was a drug addict. I had to see her running the street. Yeah, yeah. It was a million people's faults but my own. Once you take accountability for yourself, Then you're like, all right, it don't matter what was done to me or who did it. I got to deal with these issues now. Don't matter where they came from, I got them.

So now, let's try to fucking fix them. And it's a daily process. I still to this day, man, I wake up. I do a mental gratitude list when I wake up. I look at the ceiling. I'm in my own house, man. I'm not waking up in a fucking cell. I'm not waking up in detox.

I'm not waking up in rehab. I don't have to fucking go and rob somebody right now just to get the next fucking hit. You know what I'm saying? Just that alone I'm grateful for. Yo, I could wake up and do whatever the fuck I want. If I want to go buy a fucking car right now, I could go buy one. If I want to go buy another chain, I'll go buy one.

I could do whatever I want. I'm grateful for that. I'm grateful to stand up on my own accord. You know what I'm saying? I'm grateful to not have a cold. You know what I'm saying? Because there's times when you have a sore throat, you're like, fuck, man, this shit sucks. I wish I didn't have it.

You don't realize how nice breathing is until you get a science effect. Facts. Yeah, so. I wish I can breathe. remember and you're like, yo, I'm grateful just for that, man. So it's a daily thing, you know. Because my first reaction is always negative. I always think somebody's trying to get over on me.

Because I've been on that side of life. After you rob your own mother, everybody else is fair game. You know what I'm saying? So once I saw that a human being, which was myself, could get to those type of levels where everybody's a target. It was like, it's very hard to trust, whether in relationships, whether in friendships. It's very hard

because you always think somebody's trying to get over on you because you were that person. That's the old quote, thieves think every man steals. Absolutely. And if you're stealing, it's like, yo,

this guy being nice to me right now, he's probably trying to steal for me too. Exactly. Because that's what I would do if I was out. 100%. Damn. Is the first time you robbed someone?

Is that nerve-wracking? I robbed somebody when I was fucking 12. Me and my friend from school used to just go to the next neighborhood over from Coney Island, which is like, Gravesend or Bensonhurst and just like fucking rob kids and this is before I was even a drug addict

It's crazy So I was already used to that type of living I don't even remember the first person I robbed Really? It was just like normal being the fucking deviant back then I don't know why that's the way we grew up But you were young I feel like most of the rob it happens from like young kids Absolutely

Like it's like 12 to like 19 It's kind of like younger dudes Absolutely Like I didn't realize someone told me that I aged out of out of being robbed. Like, someone told me that. They're like, I was like, bro, I'm afraid getting robbed.

Like, when I first moved to New York, I was like 20-something. And I was like, bro, what if someone tries to rob me? And they're like, no, it's going to be like kids trying to rob like a 19-year-old. Like, someone that's like an easy lick. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. They don't want to deal with you. Like, is that true? 100%.

Like, it's just like teenage kids looking for like a 19-year-old with new sneakers. Yeah, but then you get drug addicts that are fucking, they got to do shit that they're forced to. So you might be just walking down the block and be the only person walking down the block. You know what I'm saying? Did you ever see someone do the, what they call it the buck 50? Absolutely.

Really? I was in jail. I saw it. It's crazy. Can you explain what that is for people I don't know? A buck 50 is a slice with a razor across your cheek and they say it's 150 stitches. So catch the buck 50. I see some people's faces open up crazy.

Blood squirt out and then sometimes there's no blood and they just hold it. They don't even know that. Some people think they're punched in the face and then they're like, oh shit, I'm bleeding. Oh, my shit is open. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's crazy. Absolutely. Was that like a gang initiation thing?

In the 90s, it was like the Bloods to get initiated into the Bloods. And like when the Bloods first came to New York, that was a thing. And I've seen people get Buck 15 in Coney Island and the Rides. Like I would say, yeah, that was like an initiation. On the rides? In the rides, like in the, you know, while you walk into the next ride or something. Oh, that's crazy. It's like, oh, shit, you punched me.

Oh, shit, I'm bleeding. He ain't punched me. You fucking cut my shit open. Oh, fuck. Yeah, facts. And you, like, saw shootings and shit probably. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. I've seen crazy shit. I'm definitely seeing shootings.

Yeah, absolutely. Coney Island, you see that shit becomes normal. The sound of gunshots come normal. Just like when I was a drug addict, I used to think getting locked up and going to rehab was like a normal thing. When you grew up in Coney Island, you just think shootings and stabbings and living that grimy side of life is normal and it's completely the opposite. Now that I live on this side of life and I'm living, you know, kind of somewhat a good life. Just a regular taxpayer. Absolutely. A taxpaying citizen, productive member of the fucking society. Now you feel like, yo, what are you cops doing here?

Get the fuck out of here, bro. I pay your salary. Why is their construction here, bro? What's going on here, man? What the fuck? I'm paying for this shit. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, but...

It's crazy to think, like, how you... I think you had mentioned this before in a different combo, but, like, you can't even put your brain back to where you were in that time. Absolutely not. I remember... I was... I got arrested probably like

five, six, seven years ago where I had to go to the bookings overnight. I told some guy was parked somewhere at Coney Island. I was like, yo, get the fuck out that spot, man. I want to park there. And he was like, nah, I'm just like a Mexican guy or something. I pulled out like my time

I was sanitation. I pulled it out. Yo, police, get the fuck out that spot. He called the cops on me. So I got arrested for impersonating a cop. So while I'm sitting in the bookings, I'm like, this is disgusting. What am I doing here?

Like, this is, how am I in this situation? Like, like, I used to think this was normal. It's so far from normal. It's disgusting to be locked up. Like, this is the bottom of the barrel. And, you know, it was normal to me. It was normal. I remember I got arrested in, like, a month, like four times.

I had to go to Rikers Island. It was just the whole shit was just normal. How was Rikers? Rikers Island is, First going in there, scary as fuck. But then, once you hold your own, and you're just like, all right, you commit to yourself that, and like I said, all my uncles are in jail.

So once I spoke to them, it was like, all right, there's three rules when you get locked up. You don't fuck with a ho-ha-ha-ha-ha. You know, nothing against that. If you're gay, nothing, but that's one of the rules. If you're not gay, don't fuck with the-h-ha. Don't fuck with drugs because you're going to always owe money and don't gamble.

Those are the three things that always get you in some shit. You know what I'm saying? And if you fuck with drugs, they're going to look at you and try to test you. You know what I'm saying? So my uncles told me that, so I stayed away from that. And then you just make a pact with yourself

like, all right, no matter what happens, I'm not going to let nobody take advantage of me. So once you stand on that, people see. You don't start problems, But also, you don't let nothing come your way that you're not, once they see that you're willing to stand up for yourself, it's not really big deal, right? Because it's not people getting, shit like that.

Like the movies make you think, nah, it's not nothing like that. Once you hold your own and people notice that, you're all right. Did people try to fight you? No, more people try to fucking rap with me when I was in there fucking, when I, because I went on the run for like four years. and when I finally got caught I was doing this thing called Fight Club where I was battling

it came out on MTV and so people had already seen it when I was locked up and then people knew I was a rapper already and won a battle and then this already had like a little name and then you meet people you know you see other people in there

from Coney Island or other people that you fucking know what I'm saying and then you know the world gets around Namsa's hair, solid a guy you know what I'm saying and it's not as bad as you would think That's interesting Were there ever any mob connections

In Coney Island Like were there mafia dudes Like Italian guys They are But they're like towards the outskirts They you know They own shit of the rides And shit like that

But back of the days Like that's where Al Capone Got his buck 50 That's why he became Scarfeet Why they call him Scarface Because he got cutting his face In Coney Island Oh really

Yeah yeah Lucky Luciano All of the mobbuses And like the Prohibition Like right before Prohibition Their headquarters Like Coney Island back in the day.

That's interesting. Yeah, it's crazy. Some Puerto Riga slashed them. Yeah, in fact. Now, Puerto Ricans ain't come to Coney Island to like the 1950s when they started putting projects and when man, Puerto Ricans came from Puerto Rico.

Why do Puerto Riggans love the flag so much? I don't know. We represent. Where's yours? You don't have your flag on right now. Well, so on. I got a tattoo on my fucking ass. That counts.

That counts. I do see it, bro, Puerto Riggans love that flag. Yo, we were, I was, who was I talking about that the other day? She was like, yo. Um. to wave the flag in the United States when they first took it.

Mm. Now, look, Albanians and Puerto Ricans are the two, like, most proud people. Like, you see that on the back of cars. Yeah. You see the flags waving everywhere. Like, that fucking double eagle, the fucking Albanian flag and the Puerto Rican.

Like, those two groups represent. I don't know. I don't know why. Italians, too, though. See, man. Hey, yeah. Whoa. See the sausages around my fucking neck.

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with Albanians growing? Absolutely. I have a lot of Albanian friends. My neighbors right now are Albanian. People not from New York or Albania don't understand Albanians. Yo, Albanians are fucking they're solid people. There's definitely solid.

Every Albanian I met they're down motherfuckers. They're what they like. They like a little bit Italian, even though they have nothing to do with Italy and not buy Italy. But they like Italians, but like Eastern European Italians. Like they, they, but I grew up with a lot of Albanians, even in high school. When I went in Staten Island, there was Albanians. And I had a lot of good friends that were Albanians.

They're just solid. I can't really explain. They're just like kind of Italian, but not. Scary whites though. Absolutely. That was some of the scariest whites. Like Eastern European. They're not Russian, but they're not, I don't know.

They're fucking, I don't even know where to fuck Albania is. You? I think it's near Coney Island, bro. I think so. I've heard that a lot of Albanians are dormant. Have you ever heard that? Like, in New York. Oh, I think you meant dormant.

No, no, no. They do not. Oh, like, dormant. Like, they open the... Like, they run buildings? Nah, I haven't seen that. Do you feel like there's stereotypical jobs where it's like, yo, if you're Yemeni, like, you run like a bodega?

Yeah, facts. You run a store, right? Absolutely. Like, who are the barbers? Like, is there, like, in Coney Island? Nah. Nah, the most of the barbers I know are black in Coney Island. Mm.

My fucking barber is fucking Puerto Rican and fucking Arab. I don't know what type of Arab. Maybe Yemeni. Oh, really? Yeah, I guess his mom smashed one of the store on. You know what I'm saying? I mean, he does a good job. Yeah.

He does a good job. You should. Yeah. Yeah. And so when did you start actually battle rapping? That was, as soon as I started. the rapping. My first rap I ever wrote was a battle rap. I battled the kid in the Poconos and fucking flamed them. I would just see kids rapping. Poconos, that's not. Yeah. Come on, bro. Yeah,

facts, but it was my... But your first rap, though, you know what I'm saying? You were just being mean to a kid in the polonaugh, you know, facts. Now, I would see kids rapping the whole year, and I'd be, I could do what these kids are doing, and I just would study whoever who I thought was the best one. I just spent a year, like, studying was that last day of school, I was like, y'all rap, and I just flamed them. And I liked that reaction that I got. And, uh, just, how would it work? It'd be like after school, like, everyone would pull up? Nah, so you know, like, the end of the school year, the classes and like, not really classes.

You're just bullshit in the class. So they're rapping in class. Because the polka knows, to be real, it's like mad hood. People don't know that. I didn't know that. You think it's like country, the pot. Nah, mad people from the city moved there. There's mad bloods, mad all types of gangs out there.

It's crazy. So the kids were just rapping at school. and the kid was in my class and I just like I said I told him I said yo I rap and it was like yeah right yeah right because I was always mad quiet

I stayed to myself because I came home to New York every weekend like Friday after school I would come stay at my mother's house you know what I'm saying whatever and I just flamed the kid

and that was like the last day of school and then fucking I just kept doing it and then when did it actually become like real where it wasn't like after school but it was like an actual like yo we're going to rap when I came back to New York

this was pre-Myspace, pre- YouTube. To get your name out there, you had to be outside. Every couple days, they would have events in the city. Like, yo, we having this battle or this, this, and open mic, and I would just hit everything that I could and just get my name out there. Was it ever nerve-wracking? Were you scared? Nah, never.

Really? I get more, I don't really get nervous now. Even on the tour, wasn't he really nervous? The only time I really could say that I was nervous is I didn't battle for mad long And then I took a battle with one of these battle leagues King of the Dot And I battled this guy had ice

And before When I was used to do the battle And I was always getting high And then this time I was already clean at this time And I was, I don't know I caught like an anxiety attack before this shit I was like yo this is mad nerve wracking And yeah that's the only time I really got nervous though

How'd you do? I won Oh hell yeah Yeah You went 20? you know? Yeah, absolutely. At the fight club shit.

That's crazy. I beat everybody. Never lost. No, I went 20 and O and then I wound up being like 26, 25 or 30. I don't know. I lost like three or four times.

Was it a good loss? Yeah, yeah. No, I take the loss. Absolutely, yeah, yeah. Do you remember any of the bars? You're like, fuck. I just remember, yo, your mother's a gunter.

I'll take your newborn daughter and punter. Some shit. Just take your newborn daughter and punter. That's it. Did you have a kid? I'm kidless. I shoot blanks.

Now, my pull-out game is immaculate. Oh, really? Absolutely. You had girls growing up? Like, you had game? Yeah, hell yeah. I got mad girls pregnant. I got like three, four girls pregnant back in the day.

They just all had abortions. No way. Unbeknownst to me. Oh, yo, she was pregnant, yo. She had an abortion. I was like, damn. I would have told her to keep it. So your pull-out game wasn't perfect?

Back then, no. But now it is. And so what was your angle if you were trying to, like, talk to girls? You don't remember me? No, I'm the fucking man of your dreams And when they laugh Oh, see, I got you laughing, come in

Nah, oh, you don't got a minute I got two here, you can have one of mine Come here, come here That's it, that's my game right there Damn Yo, that's solid, bro You gotta just, you gotta be fast-paced You gotta keep hitting them

You can't let a moment pass with it like Nah, no, come here, come here, come in You don't got a minute, give me two Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo, has Kat-Coh on ever worked? Back in the days before social media. Really?

Absolutely. Cat calling really worked. Girl walks by. It's rare. It's rare. And you're mostly doing it for your boys, right? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Now I'm not a cat calling now.

It's just like it's one, it's useless, but two, after a while you just start looking at it from a female's perspective, yo, how many times is she getting this a day? I'm sure it's exhausting. I'm sure she don't even want this shit done. Even if she likes you, she ain't even going to turn around. So it's just like, yeah. I like this new NEMS, bro. This is cool.

You're a reformed scumbag. Absolutely. That's beautiful. There's still times that the scumbag comes out. Schombag. What's Schombag? What's Schombag?

Oh. I'm like the Italians. And so when you started actually doing the Don't Disrespect Me videos. Yeah. That was just you living on the street. Like that's just what you were already doing? My album was coming out.

What album? Guerrilla Monsoon. The Guerrilla Marsoon album was coming out and it was independent. I was putting it out myself. And I didn't, actually it wasn't. It was the Congo album,

which was after that, right after Bing Bong. It had the song Bing Bong on that album. So I was like, damn, I'm putting this out myself. How am I going to get the word out? Social media. All right, I got social media. That's every artist's best platform to use.

So I was like, I got a week, seven days to my album comes out. So I just turned on the camera and I just walked and says, Don't disrespect my album coming out looking like whatever the fuck. I did that like three or four times and then the next day.

Don't disrespect my album coming out in six days looking like that. By the end of the week, I just kept doing it, five days, four days. By the end of the week, people will comment and kind of don't want your album to come out, man. We want you to keep doing this shit. Wow.

And I was like, oh, I got something. Just like when Bing Bong, when I first made that, I was like, I got something. Let me make a song called Bing Bong. When the Sidesaw came, I made sure I set it on there. We always been coming up with fucking stupid sayings in terms like Gunther. Like I call bitches like females Gunters.

Like that's a promiscuous female. You know what I'm saying? Like I've been coming up with fly shit all that fuck your life. I've been saying fuck your life for 20 years since I first started rapping. The name of my rap group was the fuck your life is my first mixtape is Fuck Your Life Volume 1. And that came out in 04. You know what I'm saying? So I always been doing that.

It's just people are catching up now. You ever have someone get pissed off When you film him And say, yo, don't disrespect him Only one time A little gay guy What happened? He had like

Like fucking George Washington type hair He looked weird He was proud of like Don't disrespect me Looking like a fucking mini mob star That wasn't even a bad one He was like You're taping

He came up He put his hand I said bro get your hand out of my I turn the camera You get your hand out of my face For I smacked this shit out He gave me like one of those Hey man

Like one of those And he just walked away But that's only That's the only time anybody's ever gotten mad. Even after, like, after you post it? Yeah, never. Has people hit you up? People hit me and be like, oh, can you take that down?

I'll take it down. No problem, you know what I'm saying? But unless it got like a couple mills. I'm like, yo, what's done is done. I can't take it down. Casualties of the dice game, bro. Fuck your life. But, yeah, nobody really gets mad.

And it's not done to be a bully. It's not done in any. negative type of way. It's just like, yo, that's how we vibe in New York, man. If I don't joke with you that's, I don't,

I don't fuck with you, you know what I'm saying? And most of the time you don't see people doing it back to me. Like, why? Fuck, yeah. I just, you know,

they shit don't be funny so I don't be putting it up. Do people ever comment and be like, yo, I got featured. Yo, NEMs roasting me. Absolutely. I'd be excited.

All the time. All the time. If you turn me on the street, I'd be like, oh, people ask me to do it to them now, bro. Yeah, yo, yo, When I do get vicious, though, is sometimes when I'm just chilling

and somebody tries to come and do it to me first. Like, say I'm online, say I'm with a chick, you know, and they're all, I'm with my boys, and they just try out of nowhere. Y'all don't disrespect me looking. Then I'll get vicious when I know no cameras around. I don't disrespect me with that ugly-ass bitch you with, man. What the fuck out? Don't disrespect me with the bum-ass little kid you with, man.

Y'all, I go in sometimes. I'm like, oh, shit. You ever look back and like, damn, I really went crazy on that, Certain people, certain people. But it is what it is. Fuck it, man. Oh, that's fine. We have fun with it.

That's fine. Most of the people are in on the joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's dope. It's dope. And then how'd you link with the side talk boys? They hit me. Either they hit me or New York Nico introduced us.

Shout to New York Nico. He's been plugging me since I met him. Hey, yo, what? That was crazy. He's been plugging me with different opportunities since I met him. But he's super dope. So either he introduced us. and then they hit me like,

yo, we want to do an episode in Coney Island and I was like, come through. You know what I'm saying? And then when they came, Jack, Trent, I was like, all right, this is how it's going to go. You're going to give me the microphone.

I'm going to tell you who's to shoot. You know, they put it all together in the pack is how they did it. But, yeah, I was like, Trent, you usually interview people? Nah, I'm going to do the interviewing. You know what I'm saying? That's why most of the shit is,

in the other episodes, is Trent interviewing. My episodes is all me interviewing. You know what I'm saying? And then I bring them to different people. Like my man Paz, I told him he was the original. The first one, I was like, yo, Paz, be here at this time, nah, da, dot. And he was working sanitation and he didn't want to, he didn't show up.

You know what I'm saying? He missed that opportunity crazy. He's got it now, though. He's got it now. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's crazy. And it just went wild immediately. Not immediately, not immediately.

Really? So we did one, the first episode, that came out cool. And then we did the second one, which was with, uh, with the dog. and Byron, I think it's called Connie Allen Ski Club. And even then it didn't go crazy. So we did that second episode in like April. The first one we did,

we did probably September, the first one. The next one we did was like in April. And you would hear little shit like people fuck with it, but it wasn't no big thing. And then it just started exploding on TikTok. Somebody would send, yo, this shit got four million views. On TikTok, there's one video somebody posted it, like random.

And then it blew up. And then everybody started doing the fucking voiceovers of it. And then celebrities started doing it. So it didn't really take flight until like November. The president of the United States did. Facts. That's crazy. That's when I was like, y'all, I'm quitting my job.

That was the moment. Absolutely. What job you had before that? I was sanitation. And what does that mean? Because I hear that. So New York City sanitation is... Your mafia.

Nah, not at all. That's private. If you're private sanitation, But if you're a city, New York City sanitation, you got to take a fucking test to get it. It's the only city job that pays you weekly, only city job that highest felons, because I'm a felon.

And, bro, that shit changed my life, that job. You know what I'm saying? I did it for eight and a half years. Oh, real? I was, you know, I had a sanitation badge, fucking got paid weekly. I bought my first house off of just, you know, doing that. Not just that. I also was doing the merch and shit like that

but that legitimized my shit and showed me how to actually do shit with money. 401k and retirement, pension benefits. I've heard it's a good gig. Absolutely. You can get it. Absolutely.

You can ride that all the way. 100,000 a year, base. You know what I'm saying? That's far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I got that job, I had I never had any credit. I didn't even have bad credit.

When I first went to go get a call, they was like, yo, it'd be better if you have bad credit because there would be a history on you. You just have no credit. And then I just started bigger myself up. Now, you know, you become, you learn how to be financially responsible. Yeah. And then when the Bingball shit happened, I was like,

they're booking me for a strip club walkthrough for more than I get paid in a month of sanitation. Like, I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Yeah. I'm not going to be like, I didn't take this chance to live my dreams because the stability of a fucking paycheck. Yeah. I was like, fuck it.

Whatever's going to happen. I know me. I'm a husband. I'm going to make shit happen regardless. So, yeah, fuck it. I quit. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy.

And I haven't looked back since. You got a record there, I'm chilling. Is New York City safe? Yeah. It's safe if you're not a fucking victim. You know what I'm saying? Like some people come around, they just don't have common sense. They just walk around like fucking la-di-da.

You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, you got to fucking have some pep in your step. You come out here. Be be, don't be. don't be a fucking pushover when you come here you know what I'm saying and nothing's gonna happen

and you come over here like yo nobody's gonna fuck with me nobody's gonna fuck with you you know what I'm saying you don't start no problems there won't be any problems for you to fucking have what's an indicator

that someone's not a New York or that they're not from New York when they fucking look both when they wait for the the stop sign the cross not the stop sign when they look for the crosswalk

I hate that bro that shit is annoying push him out of the way bro get the fucking what are you doing bro get out of here look both ways if there's no car coming cross the street.

Some people, there's no cars for miles. They're fucking waiting for the sign to fucking change. The fuck out of here. Yeah, what if you get onto the train, you get on a subway, and there's no one in the car? What do you do then? I haven't been on the train in like 15 years, bro. Oh, really?

15 years? Yeah, I'm fucking, I'm boozy now. It's like that. Yeah, facts. I hate the fucking train, bro. I hate public transportation. That shit is the worst. I've heard that, though.

If you get on a train, it's kind of busy. All the other the car's got people in it, and there's a car with no one in it. People are not from New York, they'll be like, oh, shit, this is a fire. And then you walk on, shit. Someone's shit on the fucking... Yeah, it is what it is, though. There's a homeless dude jerking off.

Yeah, you got to... See, that's one thing I know how I went... Like, if I was on the train and I'd seen somebody jerking off, I would smack the shit. I would... Especially in front of a woman, but I was like, you know... It's crazy. That shit is crazy.

I don't... I don't... I don't rock with that. But also, I don't want a smack a dude that has his dick in his hand. It is, you kick him. You kick him. It's easy. Yeah, 300. Yeah, what the fuck out of here? Kick him right between the fucking platform.

What's the craziest thing you ever seen on the train? Damn, I ain't been on the train in years. Fucking, um... What? What? And what you did? When you could go through, though, it was me you could go through? Mm.

And I went to where the conductor was, a sat there. Remember the conduct? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a little pussy. I was really. I don't want to tell him I just saw this guy dick over here. You see fights all the. time on the train that's the craziest thing I haven't been on the train for a while yeah yeah

yeah I saw a fight one time that shit was kind of beautiful that's entertaining that shit was kind of beautiful yeah yeah because we were on the we were on the platform the doors closed and they were fighting outside the platform like and then we were all in the train yeah yeah yeah people came up to the glass and they're like oh shit facts and like people were like taking bets bro it's crazy people dapping each other up like oh you saw that and then the train took off how long you been in new york like four and a half oh you ain't in new york yet no not at 10 years not at all I'm deeply a Floridian still yeah yeah you can tell just by looking at I'm outside of my tent.

I'm outside of my tent. I'm a fucking curly hair, bro. Yeah, my perm. No, I don't know. I don't know. The train is a little sketchy. I try to, if it's too late, I don't. You're scared of the train, bro. You're a grown man.

Bro, if it's too late, I don't, because... Well, you're a grown man. There's a kid with a knife trying to fucking prove something. I don't want to deal with that. Carry one of your fucking airy spears. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, one of these? Yeah, you won't even get in trouble for that.

Just you be like, oh, listen, I collect gems. I'm a gemologist. You look like a fucking gemologist. Just carry one of these in your fucking pocket Be like, listen, I'm a crystal guy, man You want your chakras red if the cops pull you over? But other than that, I'll stab the fuck out of you. Get out of you. You just have to have it in your eyes.

But yeah, if they come up to, you know, I'm going to? I'll stab you too, motherfucker. One of us is going to die. You know what I'm saying? That's all you got to have is a fucking get the fuck out of your attitude. Oh, that's fire. I'm going to do that. Yeah, man.

Yeah, what about jumping the turnstile? You have to do it. Why wouldn't you? You have to? No, they don't arrest people for having guns. nowadays out here in New York. That's a good point. You think you're gonna get in trouble

for hopping the fucking turnstow? Get the fuck out of here. They did stop me one time. Yeah, and what they do? They said, who are you? I said, y'all, I'm from Florida. I don't know what I'm doing. I was lost.

There you go. I was going to a comedy show. Oh, yeah, I'm running to a comedy show. They said, oh, you're a comedian? I was like, yeah, they said, tell me a joke. And I was like, all right. And I did. There you go.

You know, the ones that they have in the train station are rookies. They don't got no fucking pull. Like, bro, get the fuck out of here I'm going to a comedy show You want to have jokes up my dick There's the joke The fuck out of here

Yo, sometimes you see like these little cops You ever see them? Midgets? Not even a midget It'll just be a little last cop He just looks like a little kid And he's like in a big old suit Yeah, yeah

And I'm like, what is that? Like, have you ever seen that? Absolutely Like you see the big diesel cops And you're like Oh, I'm not fucking him Yeah, facts But then you see the little one

And you're like Cops are fucked Man, that's the highest Fucking rate of domestic violence Oh really Cops, hell yeah Oh, I didn't know that Absolutely

And the women cops are fucking died ease. Oh, really? They fucking the whole precinct. You ever smash a cop? I have. How's that? Corrections office I smashed. Cops.

Was it your C.O. or was a different C.O. No, my C.O. No. Different C.O. Probation officers, I fuck. Parole officers. Facts. Crazy in bed? Nah, there was one that was a, yo, there was a probation officer. She came from Connecticut. I was trying to bag her for months on Facebook. When Facebook first came out. This is a man long ago. She came to my house. Right? She finally came to the crib, right? Boom. I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm a smash. Boom.

Boom. I'm in bed with her. Take off her pants. Worst smell I ever smelled in my life. Horrible. Like, bad, bad, bad, bad. Like, like, fish, fishy, man. Disgusting. To the point where, I was like, I'm not smashed. I was like, how can I get out of this? How could I get out of this? And I just was like, yo, where'd you park? She's like, oh, I parked around the little loop, right there.

I said, oh, you can't park there, bro. They told you, like, immediately. You know, they told somebody last night. Yo, go check your shit real quick. She went out, checked this shit. I called my man, yo, bro. Call me when I text you, call me, when I text you a number,

like one, whatever the fuck I press, just call me. I'm going to put you on speaker. I'm with a chick. I'm trying to get away at here. Just tell me something. I'm going to ask if I could bring her and be like, no, absolutely.

So I hung up. I hear the door open, I send the text. Boom. All right, I moved there. Oh, good, good, you're good, good. Come here, come here, come here, come in. Start kissing. Oh, damn, what the fuck?

Yo, what up? Yo, they called us, bro. We got to go have this meeting right now. Nah, bro. I'm mad busy. Come on. Nah, we have to go, bro. We've been waiting months for this.

Yo, I'm with my shorty, man. Can I bring her? Nah, bro. It's just me, just us, bro. You can't. I was like, fuck. All right, bro. And I hear that, I was like,

yo, listen, I'm going to be gone for like four or five hours. You could wait around outside or, you know, we could just postpone, hang out like tomorrow or another day whenever you're free again. But I have to take this. I have to take this. And she was like, oh, man, I got to go back to Connecticut.

I can't just stay here. Nah, no, no, I'm going to be gone long. I might go do something afterwards. I can't leave nobody in my house. All right, all right. Once I seen her put her pants back, I was like, oh, thank God. Got her out of there.

I drove around the block Why it's her leave Came back home I was like fuck it Light a candle Yeah Get some incense going Burn some sage

Bad bro bad Probation officer I'm from Connecticut I don't even know her name Oh I definitely would have blew her up 100% She blew you up She did blow you up

She did blow my whole house up Bro That shit was disgusting Bro Shit I wish there's gotta be a way You can like vet You know what I mean

Like be like You'd be like Oh this is a girl That's gonna be It's gonna be busted down there But there's no indicator There's not There's one bad

bitch that I had bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Like a dime, dime. Even out of my league, I was like, how did I bag her? So I had my apartment before my house. Fucking, she came. She was trying to play Miss Goodgirl, so first night she ain't, like, really give me no pussy. But I'm playing with her pussy through the shit. Like, she'd be spooning.

I'm playing with her shit. And I'm like, something ain't right down here, bro. There's a lot of fucking, there's a lot of, fucking, there's a lot of, flesh down here. I mean, it ain't a dick, obviously. But it's like either she got the ill roast beef pussy. The Arby's. Or she, I don't know what's going on.

And her panties was mad tight. I never felt a bitch that had the panties on that tight. I'm like, yo, what's going on here? I'm trying to like, you can find the clip mad easy on the 90% of women. Like, eh, bing, me, me. You know what I'm saying? But this bitch, I couldn't find that shit at all. But I was going through fucking this shit right here.

Like, yo. What the fuck is going on, bro? Where is this fucking clitoris? Where is this? And it was just like... Flicking through a book? Bro, horrible. Yo, I couldn't find it.

Yo, that shit was... And she was bad. I just didn't even push the issue. I was like, all, fuck it, we'll go to sleep. You don't want to give me... We'll hang out another time. I never hung out with her again. No.

Something's wrong with this, bitch. This bitch got the fucking flappadonnas. I don't know what the fuck is going on. You know, the stranger thing? Yeah, the demigorian? The demiguerian? Yeah, facts. No way.

Facts. Oh, that's crazy. Yo, do strippers treat you different now that you're, now that you're popping? Absolutely. I walk into the strip club, bing bong, bing bong. Yo, they love me strippers. How did they treat you before and then how do they treat you after? Before, it was just like, yo, throw some money on me, whatever.

Now it's just like, yo, I rap, yo, I do content. Yo, I do every... Yo, strippers, though, to keep it real, I'm like a strip club connoisseur now. Like, I'm always... I get paid to be in strip clubs and I love strip clubs. Strippers are some of the fucking coolest women on earth. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're the most...

They're hustles. All of them are doing something with their lives. They got a purpose why they're stripping. The majority of them, some are just dirt bags, you know what I'm saying? But the majority of them are cool people, and I can fuck with them in real life. They're good people. Best strip club. Best strip club.

My favorite right now is Sin City in Philly. Oh, really? Why? Sometimes I go to Philly just to go there. Really? I get a cheese steak. Philly's like an hour for miles. On a late night, summer night, no traffic.

I'll get to Philly in an hour. And what makes it so good? Um, the vibe. The vibe in there. It's a big place. It's like, man big. Like two floors. Who was that there?

Who I hung out with there? A hung out with Beanie Siegel. Al Harrington. Fucking, uh, what's the boxer? Danny, Danny Garcia. Just, man, people I've hung out with there. And it's just a dope spot. The owners treat us right.

You know what I'm saying? And the women. A1, you know what I'm saying? It's always a cool vibe in there. So it's a dope strip club. Yeah, what's the most of you are blowing in the strip club? Nah, I'm not a big strip club thrower. Like, I go in there.

And most of the time, when I go to the strip club, they give me money to throw. So they'll give me, so when I do a strip club, it might be five bands for the walkthrough and maybe a thousand and singles. I throw, and we got bottles, and I don't drink. So it's like, you got two. So if you don't got money,

in the strip club, but you got a bottle, bitches are still come to you because you feed in their addictions. Yeah, yeah, drink, drink, drink. So what I do, since I don't drink, I throw the ones, whatever they give me, I'll throw, maybe spend another stack out my own pockets, you know, feed the needy, you know what I'm saying?

But then with the drinks, I'm like, nah, there ain't no cups. We're just driving the boat, open your mouth, boom, boom, and we just have a good time like that. Wow. That's it. You ever do strip clubs down in, like, Florida? No, we went to, We went to in Houston

We just was there Club Onix We went with Bun Bees people Shouts to my man truck No woman in there had a BBO Oh really It was all grass-fed Organic non-GMO

Country fed Fucking fat asses You know loved it Loved it I was just in Starlets the other night Every bitch in there got a fucking BBO Yeah you're anti-BBO agenda I'm not BBO I'm not

I'm team natural man I'll take a pretty face and small tits, a little chunky ass, rather than a fat BBL all day, bro. All day. That shit don't feel natural, don't look natural. I like natural.

What about fake tities? Man, it is what it is. I'll fuck with fake tits. But some I've seen fake tits done right. And they look good, feel good. There's something that are hard. Yeah. You got to be reasonable.

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Let's get back to the show. The strip club etiquette is tricky, though, sometimes. Like, I went to this one strip club. This was in, I think this was in Florida. 2001 Space Odyssey. You ever heard of this one? I did hear that. Is that a giant spin?

In Tampa, they got a spaceship on the roof, bro. They wanted to take us there We went to the one across the street. Mons Venus? Yes. And I didn't like the girls in there. Really? Nah.

BBLs are just not your vibe? Nah, they were just like, like country white fucking farm girls. Degular, regular day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not my thing. What is your thing? I like all girls.

I like all girls. Well, not all. I like, no, my thing is skinny women. Oh, really? I like petite. Oh. I'm not like a big, you know, big fat-ass BBW type shit. It's not me.

I like thin, petite, women. Athletic. Yeah, that's my style. I like that. I like a pretty face and a slim build. That's my thing. I've always, I don't know, it's just my thing. We go to 2001 Space Odyssey.

I set up, I get a bunch of ones crisp. Yeah, I've never really been to a strip club in my life, right? We go, I'm with a bunch of my friends. They got like a, like on the dance floor, like the main stage. They got like seats all around. it like all in the front row. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I built a castle out of ones.

Okay. I made like a little, like, a little fort. I put like a little roof on it. And I was like, damn, this is like 20 bucks in ones, like making this beautiful little fortress. Girl came over, did a backflip, split, bam. Right on it. Smack my whole shit. There you go.

Destroyed it. Fuck your life. What do you expect? I was kind of pissed off, bro. I was like, I was working on this. I was making something beautiful. That's for the women, bro. I was building the house for us.

That's for the women, bro. They didn't want. They didn't want. They didn't want it. Yo, if you had a knife in your back and a dick in your butt, which ones you pull out first? Yo, come on, bro. Which one?

Okay, knife in your back. Probably dick in my ass, I'll be honest. I'll probably take that out first. Why would you have a dick in your ass? Come on, Nems. Come on, we're going to edit this out. Come on, bro. What the fuck?

What the hell, bro? You can't do that to me? Hey, yo, I didn't do it to you? Come on, bro. No ditty. You cannot do that. Come on, Nems. Yo, if you had a gay guy in your back,

would you beat them off or let them stay? No, you're not getting me again, bro. Which one? You got a pig. Life of death. I'm going to push them away from me, Names. I'm going to push him away from me. Yo, that's crazy. If there was a bus full of Gey Gey Gagas, would you get on or get off?

Yo, these are good, bro. These are fucking good. Which one? These are fucking good, bro. I'm pleading the fifth, okay? If a Gey Gai wrote you a letter, would you write them back or tear it up? Yeah, why does a guy write me a letter? I don't know.

What kind of has that? Would you write them back or tear it up? Pause, nems. This is crazy. Maybe he's locked up, bro. Maybe he likes your curly hair. Yeah, maybe. This is why I can't go to prison, bro.

I'm too cute. Damn. That's true. You don't have to agree, but everyone knows. I wouldn't last. I'd have to fight immediately. Or get cornrows. Get cornrows.

You got a good headline, bro. It's decent. I got a widow's peak a little bit. It's all right. So do I. Oh, for real? Yeah, my shit. I got the Amwell bangs now.

I might be Puerto Rican. Yeah, a little bit. Y'all was actually thinking about this. My parents are French Canadian. They're from Montreal. All the C-O's in jail. the black COs and jail and the prisons up north. Yo, the black guy was about,

yo, come on, why you acting like that? You black like us? No, we ain't black. We're French Canadian. Facts. Yeah, facts. Yo, that's hilarious. French Canadians are different.

It's a different thing. I'm ethnically that, but I don't, I've never really spent time in Montreal. But I was thinking about it, French Canadians, what's the root language of what they speak. They speak Latin, right? Don't do that? I mean, French is a Latin language. Okay. And they're in North America.

So technically I'm Latin American Why? Just because you speak it? I know people that speak Japanese But they're fucking Japanese But I'm saying my parents are French Canadian They're Latin My parents are Latin

French Canadians is not Latin bro Bro, they speak the Latin root It don't matter what the root is How can Spanish they get to be Latin? I don't know That's what I'm saying bro They speak Spanish Not French Canadian

But French Canadian is Latin bro It's the same root I'm not that bro It's it, bro. It's it, bro. It's it. Bro, fuck your life. No, I'm Latin American, bro. I'm Latino. Stop taking this away from me, bro.

I'm fucking Latino. Yo, can you explain all the boroughs of New York? Yeah. Like, someone that's not a New Yorker, right? I just moved up here. I live in Brooklyn. Yeah, yeah. But I don't live in regular Brooklyn.

I live in Williamsburg. Yeah, that's like Manhattan South. Okay. You know what I'm saying? But Brooklyn, Brooklyn is where everybody wants to be. Somebody knows, wherever you go in the world, you tell them you're from Brooklyn. They're going to be like they know somebody from Brooklyn.

Brooklyn is the epicenter of New York. That's the heartbeat of New York. Bronx is like, Bronx is dirty. Bronx is grimy. You know what I'm saying? Bronx is the grimy part in New York. I used to argue about not Brooklyn and the Bronx. Not the bronx is the grimy is burrow by far.

And not in the bad way, just, you know, the Bronx is different. Even me, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm from the hood. I'm from Coney Island. I go to the Bronx and be like, damn, it's bad out here. You know what I'm saying? The Bronx is grimy. Queens is where you're going to settle down.

Queens got every nationality in the world is in Queens. And Queens probably out of the five boroughs got the most beautiful women. Really? That's what I think. Actually, you know, Manhattan, you can't really... Manhattan is just the epicenter of the fucking world. Everybody wants to be from... Everybody loves New York is the most unique place.

I've been around the whole country. We've been... We saw 31 of the 48 lowest states in the last two months on tour. There's nothing that even compares to New York. You know what I'm saying? Chicago's close. But there's nothing that compares to New York City. 24 hours, everything you could have, you know,

it's like the epicenter. It's the dopest place in the world. And then Staten Island is... Staten Island gets a bad rap. I don't mind Staten Island. Really? I like Staten Island. Staten Island is, you know,

Staten Island is the sibling nobody you don't really fuck with. They're, like, weird, but they're still cool. They're still your family, you know what I'm saying? Staten Island is cool, though. Staten Island's where you go when you want to be left to fuck alone. You know what I'm saying? Like, you're going to go out there. Nobody wants to pay that toll.

You know, like if you're anti-social, you move to Staten Island. You know, I'm going to be out here. You know what I'm saying? What about Jersey? Jersey is the red-headed stepchild in New York. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to Jersey next, though. I'm looking for a house out there now.

Really? Yeah, I don't mind Jersey. You would go to Jersey. The older I get, the more I see myself leaving New York. I never saw myself leaving New York before. But Jersey's up there, Florida. The Sixthboro. Yeah, nah.

There's mad Puerto Ricans in Florida. In Orlando. Oh, yeah. Besides Miami and all that. You go to Kissimmee, bro? Yeah, that's a little Puerto Rico right there. That's it, bro. That's it.

That's the thing, actually, that I will say. I think Florida is similarly transient in the way New York is. Like, it's not the exact same. There's not as many types of people. But you grow up in Orlando, bro. You got Vietnamese, you get Haitian. I thought every black person was Haitian for the first, like, 18 years of my life. Fact.

I thought, like, a stereotypical black name was Pierre. That's crazy. Like, for real. That's crazy. I had no idea. And then I didn't even realize, like, Haitians, like, are, like, Asian. You know what I mean? Asian?

All my Haitian friends, their parents are, like, doctors. They're like, go, go be a lawyer or some shit. That is true. They have trash sneakers. Yeah, facts. Like, I had no idea. Like, sneaker culture, like, completely. miss me growing up in Florida.

That's a New York thing specifically. Like sneaker culture because that's your car. Absolutely. You walk around with the fresh sneakers. You have to. Like I never knew that. I would walk around in New York with dusty fucking vans and people would be like, what the fuck?

Yeah, it's like the white girl with the ups. I'm saying? They demolished it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that like if you're going out, sneakers is the number one part of the fit? Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

The sneakers tie everything together. You have to have nice. sneakers in New York. You have to. What's the classic one? If someone's moving to New York, you're like, I mean, in the summertime, it's Air Force Ones. You can't be the fresh out-the-box pair Air Force ones. For a night out on the town,

but then, you know, it's done after that one wear. For a real night on the town, your shit's is done. Don't wear them again. That's my point. You get one use out of this. You know, $100, bro. Get your money up. You know what I'm saying? Wintertime, it's Timberlands. Oh, really? It's the acceptable thing everywhere you go.

But you can't wear it like a fucking Floridian all tied to the top, strangling your ankles. Choked out. You got to let the fucking tongue breathe. You know what I'm saying? You got to wear them like you don't care. Like you're just slipping them on. Like you're going to the store real quick.

That's how you got to wear your toes. Yeah, prison style. Absolutely. No shoelaces. Facts. Wear thick socks. That's it. Bro, New York is blows my mind.

Like, this is the only place in the world where you'll see New Yorkers walking out of the street fighting nobody. Bro, I notice this. Every time I walk around, there's one guy just fucking shadow boxing, just on the train to no one. There's one guy rapping to himself, mad obnoxious.

Like, bro, shut the fuck up. On the train, do play music mad loud. Train is the fucking... Would you ever tell a dude to turn the music down? Absolutely. Really? Yo, bro, it's 7 in the morning, bro. Turn that shit the fuck down.

But then, then, that's when you're gonna get into a fight because they're not gonna... If somebody's playing that music that obnoxiously, they're waiting for somebody to tell them, turn it down. They're not gonna... They're not the fucking best... mental health person you'll ever meet, you know what I'm saying?

They want, they're waiting for somebody to fuck up their vibe so they can fuck up their vibe. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're looking for a problem. Yeah, you got to know how to spot these things. Yeah. Sometimes it's, the lesser evil is just staying quiet and just waiting to the next stop and going to the next train. Keep it moving.

Yeah. What do you do when showtime happens on the train? He's just, just act like you're sleeping. They ain't getting me for a dollar. Are you ever impressed, though? If you see the Showtime dudes, they were like, yo, that's fucking crazy. So there's this one video,

that shit went fake viral of me saying to somebody, yo, you got blue eyes, bro. One blue this way, one blue that way. Those are the guys from Times Square that be doing the fucking dancing and fucking getting the tourists for their money. I was coming out of Brooklyn Shop House and I guess it was the end of the night

for the Times Square guys, so they were going to their car. And they was like, yo, Nams, don't disrespect me. My car was parked next to them. So I just thought if they asked, yo, do do us. Don't have a deal. disrespect me.

And I just started catching. And then Paz was right in there. He was like, yo, tell him he got blue eyes. One blue eyes. I was like, yo, that's a good one. And I called him with it. Paz be having a lot of my jokes. Yeah, yeah.

Paz's a fake stand-up comedian. No way. Yeah, yeah. He did it. He was good. Then he called two heart attacks. And I don't know. He lost it.

How did he get two heart attacks? I don't know. He called two fucking heart attacks. That's real? He's cool fucking 19 strokes. That's real? Dead ass. That's the fucking scar right here.

Dead ass. Bro. Yeah, he's here for a reason, bro. He's a stand-up comedian. That's why he's funny. He's mad funny behind the scenes. He's mad funny naturally. And I think after the heart attacks,

he gets nervous on stage and he tells the jokes too fast now. And then I'll be sitting in the front like with the meme. Like, come on, you better fucking do good. And then he gets even more nervous. And he'd be like, man, fuck that. I'm done.

I'm out of here. You ain't laughing. Yeah. You have been beating a fight? Absolutely. I've been jumped when I was little. I got hit in the back of the head with a great goose bottle before.

Damn. How did that happen? How did that happen? It was in Coney Island, too. I was, man, high, and I was trying to rob somebody. Like, some kid that came to buy pills I didn't have on me, and I told the guys that was hanging out in front of the bill. Yo, let me get the gun.

I'm going to go rob him. And I guess I was so twisted. There was like, nah, he ain't giving you no fucking gun. And I started cursing. Y'all, pussy. I don't remember what happened, but I was cursing them out. And all I remember is waking up. And the girl I was with was, like,

standing over me like, y'all, leave him alone. And so what I guess what they told me happened is they hit me in the back of the head with a fucking bottle knocked me out. What I'm saying? Damn. So that's not really lost though, right? Yeah, they got you. Yeah, they got me.

Damn. You know what I'm saying? Then we went and got them the next day. Oh, really? Absolutely. Always get back. I have to, 100%. Especially if it's in your neighborhood.

If it's in your neighborhood, if it's not, you can, you know, anonymously take the L. You know what I'm saying And just gracefully bow out Keep a move But if it's people you know You have to get back Or else you know How are you gonna walk around

Oh really You know what I'm saying You ever see a dude You ever see a dude get jumped And then just leave town Just be like y'all Yeah absolutely Happens all the time

What happened? Bro You just see Nat and those people That fucking left to Florida Go hang out with you Oh really Get beat up and fucking

They fucking moved to Florida The next fucking month That's it That's it They took the hell like a pussy You know what I'm saying? Yeah you got a fight You have to.

Even if you lose, you got to fight. Are you good at fighting? Nah, now, no. If I don't knock you out with the first punch... It's fucked. Yo, Mello, get him. But in your prime, though? In my prime, I...

I wasn't like a fucking missed a knockout. You know what I'm saying? Like, I could hold my own, but, you know, it's not like I was super thug. Like, I was fucking karate expert. But you were always a little diesel, so you could like... I used, I was skinny when I was, like, in my teenage years, and then I got fat.

You know what I'm saying? When I was skinny, I always was taller than most. You know what I'm saying? I'm like 6, 3, 6.4. You know what I'm saying? So I was bigger than most people. But now, my size now, plus nowadays, I'd rather joke with you than fight with you any day.

So you can defuse it. If I can diffuse it, I will. It's not even worth it no more. Like, I'm not trying to go to jail. I'm not trying to get, if I do get beat up, I'm going to have to get my shit back. And if I have to get my shit back, it's going to cause weight.

A whole fucking thing. It's going to cause me money. It's going to cost me fucking a lot of shit that I don't want to put out there like that no more. Unless I'm forced to, I'm not trying to fight no more. Yeah. You mentioned going from skinny to fat. Yeah, that's how it turned into gorilla nymph.

Yeah. Before that, you were just skinny nymphs? Mad skinny. Yeah, yeah. Mad skinny. That was like a buck, 50, bucks, $60, $6.4. Oh, really? Now I'm like 320.

Yeah. And what was the funnest thing to eat on the way to get in fat? White Castle. That was the one. That's what got me fat. Where's the White Castle? There's one by my, well,

I was Staten Island. When I got clean, I moved to Staten Island again. And then there was a white castle by my Chris. So every night, the only thing opened late night is fucking White Castle.

I'll go do a show. It's four in the morning. The only thing opens is White Castle. I eat it, go to sleep. You know what I'm saying? And it just happened, just kept eating mad White Castle. What's the White Castle order,

though? How do you get it perfect? I don't, you know, see, me, I don't even eat like a crazy amount. I get five plain burgers. There's nothing on them. Small fries and a six-piece chicken ring. That's it.

I mean, five burgers. But these are a little. But they're little. That's like a bite. Yeah. That's five bites. Yeah. There's nothing.

It's not bad. But then the bodega, though, does that... Like, are you, like, chop cheese in? Like, what's the... Chop cheese? I just started fucking with chop cheese. Real New York is done with... Chop cheese is like a Harlem thing.

That started up there. Oh, real? That just became through the internet, like, a New York thing. But back in the days, chopped cheese wasn't a thing, right? Oh, really? Yeah. That just became. cammer thing lately.

Bacon, egg and cheese? No, I was more of a bagel with butter type of guy. They had good bagel spots back in the day in Brooklyn. What's the most underrated restaurant? I fuck with Jackson Hole. Those are the best burgers in New York City. And all their food is on point. Where is that?

It's saying they got a couple in Queens, but they got one in the city on third half and 35th. It's like a whole little whole little wall dining. I'm a picky eater. All I eat is pizza and fucking burgers. You know what I'm saying, the chicken? Huh? Palm is my spot, too.

Where's that? It's in Mulberry Street in the city. It's a little hole in the wall spot. Best fucking meatball palms, bro. The best. Crazy. Yeah. The pasta's crazy.

Yep, absolutely. Best pizza? Best pizza, Ellen Bees for Mooney Gardens in Brooklyn. Really? You have to get a square, though. Don't get a regular slice. Yeah, I was fucked that up. Yeah.

They show all the shit, and I'm like, I guess that, No, L&Bs, 100%. It's right by Coney Island. Oh, really? Yeah, absolutely. And what about on the road? Are you eating the same type of vibe on the road? What city has the best food outside of New York?

We had a good spot in Portland. That was just one spot, though. It wasn't like all their food was dope. Chicago got... That deep dish pizza, I fuck with. Yeah. I fuck with. That shit is like a whole meal.

Yeah, I mean, this is controversial, I feel like, for a New Yorker to say. Nah, that shit is delicious. It's different. You can't eat that every night. See, New York, our slices are meant to wrap. up and you're on the go with it. I got to take a slice and walk down the block

and have them. That's my dinner. I'm going. I'm moving. That fucking deep-diff shit in Chicago is just like... You need a nap, bro. I never ate pizza with a fork in the knife

till that. Where we went to? What's the name of the spot? Not per-gold. Some... Yeah, nah, some fire shit, though, where we fucking... I had to eat that shit with a fork in the knife.

I felt weird doing it, but it was what it was. No, you need Narcan after that. Yeah, in fact. I went straight to the hotel. that. Yeah, put you out immediately. Yeah, facts. Yeah. Facts. How was the tour been? Excellent. It was just different

things. It was the best part about it. We got paid. We made money. Got to see the whole country with my friends. Laughed the whole time. Left the cameraman in fucking Georgia. What do you mean? He couldn't take out jokes. No way. I should. It's the man van, bro.

What happened? What happened? We are. We joke at everything. We wake up, we're joking. We're fucking, we argue, then joke about the argument. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's non-stop joking with us in my van. And it's not like knock-knock jokes is we're fucking, if you're not a man, you can't fucking, you're gonna, you're gonna cry. So our cameraman from Long Island, soft as shit, you know what I'm saying?

The whole tour, we're cucking them, with cucking them. Like, what jokes? Do you remember? Just all types of shit. But he lets, there'll be real times where we're talking about real life events like, yeah, so I don't talk to my stepdad, I live on him.

Why are you telling us this? Now we're flaming you, you know what I'm saying? What the fuck? Yo, Danny, you're fucking, we're making fun of his mother, all types of shit. But everybody is equally getting it. Yeah, yeah.

He's coming on you, it's coming on him. Yeah, yeah. We get to Georgia. He already wasn't talking to us because I already, you know, I had to put him in the same. place for something else. He wasn't doing his job. So I was holding everybody

back because I knew he was soft. So I was like, yo, don't joke on him that much. When it gets to a certain point, I'm like, I chill, chill, chill. But once he got me to a, well, I was mad and I was like, yo, flame this motherfucker. And we were just flaming him. We were in the middle of fucking Georgia,

smearing the Georgia, getting our tire chains because we caught a flat on the sprinter. And it was raining. We're all flaming them back to back to back. You know, fucking Paz starts going in on him And he just zips his shit Walks out the van

Takes his bag and keeps walking Maybe he thought he were going to baby him And be like, oh, let's go find him now I said come on, bro Tire you got changed, come on We're on the North Carolina Fuck that motherfucker We out

And left him He got exiled Never worked with the kid again He took a flight back to New York And that was it He must have begged somebody for a flight Bro Yeah, I don't know how he got to where he was going

Fuck him Pequods That's in Chicago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So who all was on the road? It was me, Paz, my cousin Mello, who just came home from doing 13 years. Oh, shit. Yeah, my cousin, my little cousin.

13 years? My manager, Mex, yeah, fucking and the DJ, DJ smooth, and then the cameraman. So it was six of us. And you ended with five. Yeah, we ended with five. Wow. Overrated, underrated cities. All of the places you went.

What places are you like, yo, this is actually a nice spot? Dallas was fire. Really? Dallas was fired. Houston fire. Portland piece of shit city. Fucking Seattle trash. Yeah, right?

It's mad gloomy out there, bro. Yeah. Like, it's gloomy in New York, but at least you get in New York. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, Portland is gloomy for no reason. Portland. Cleveland was kind of eh.

Yeah. A lot of Ohio. Yeah. It was a little dicey. Facts. Chicago was fire. I know about it. I've been to Chicago, though.

San Fran. San Fran. San Fran was cool. I like San Fran. Not bad, actually. You think it's going to be like, oh, like, putting it stuck up? It wasn't at all.

You go, you're like, oh, this is kind of fire. Facts. Yeah, you get like Oakland influence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else? El Paso was kind of dope. You like Texas, bro.

You're a Texas motherfucker. I like Texas a lot. They show us a lot of love out there. Yeah. I love Atlanta. I always love Atlanta. Orlando, man. I've been to Orlando when I was a kid

and maybe when I was a young adult, but I really like Orlando. I like Tampa, too. Jacksonville, man. Whatever, right? Yeah, yeah. But Tampa, that one little area, what's it called? E-BOR.

Yeah, that show's fire. That show's fire out there. Orlando, I like too, though. Yeah, I love that you like E-Bore, bro. That's hilarious. Yeah. E-Bore is kind of, it's like late at night, that place is a fucking scene. That's when we went.

Zombies out there. My show was there. Oh, really? I did the show, and I was, like, ready to leave. I was ready to go to Mars, Venus, whatever, Mars Venus. And I said, yo, it's a show. Let's let's walk this strip real quick. No, that's a fucking apocalypse.

Yeah, nah, it was dope. That's a vibe. Man, fucking different scenes. They got a fucking techno club. They got a fucking whole club. The got off kids over here. Yo, it's crazy. I was like, yeah, yeah.

This is pretty cool. But Orlando I liked Orlando. It's kind of quiet, but it's nice. I like that shit. The older I get, the less I want to be around fucking loud shit. You've been outside too long, bro. Facts. I've been outside my whole life.

I've been doing this shit my whole life. Now it's like, I want to just chill the fuck out. Best show you did. Brooklyn Big time Brooklyn but also Orange County and Cali The top three shows

Or top five I would say Is Brooklyn Orange County Denver Denver was fire Idaho Falls There was a little girl In the fucking club

Eight years old Knew all my lyrics No way knew everything Fucking was amazing Amazing Idaho Falls Did you bring her on stage

Like she should have rapped I brought it on stage Absolutely The ring pop, I was rapping with the ring pop, the whole shit. Oh, that's crazy. Idaho's potatoes suck. That was such a letdown. Overrated, huh?

Yo, bro, he had mashed potatoes. I have French fries. They were trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, bro, this is all you're known for. Yeah, no, you need a Mexican frying it up to make it good. Facts. Facts.

If it's white people dealing with potatoes, that's too Irish. You know what I mean? Facts, absolutely. Phoenix was dope. I didn't think I would like Phoenix like that. Phoenix was dope. New Mexico, I did not like. Y'all went all over.

Yeah, we went, we did the whole shit, Minneapolis. Most beautiful women. Yeah, we did Montana too. Where are the hottest women at? Can't stay in New York. Out of New York, I would say, um, yeah, Houston, Dallas. Houston, Dallas. Texas, I like.

I like Texas. You're going to be in Texas in two years. That's where I got. We saw the Texas Chainsaw Massacre House. We went by there. Oh, really? See, me, I like history shit, bro. So we'll be in the Sprinter van going to the next spot,

and I'll just, I'll be looking at the map. All right, where are we at? All right, what's around here? Google shit and just, we were driving from one spot to another. I was like, yo, Max, hey, I'm sending you this address. We're 10 minutes away from the chainsaw massacre house. Just get off this next exit. Let's go see it.

That was a real thing? Nah, it wasn't a real thing, but where they shot the movie. No, bro. I thought that shit really happened. I was like, goddamn. It wasn't. It wasn't. But where they shot the movie and it was just, it looked dope.

Take pictures in front of and just see it and fuck around. You know what I'm saying? Funniest tour story. Other than ditching the videographer in Georgia? The little girl was dope, but my cousin, my cousin fucking a fat girl. This shit was hilarious. We were doing a walkthrough at the club. And we're like, yo, Mello, he just came home.

He was like, yo, go fuck with those fat girls. But he was already on it. He already knew. Yeah, he's over there. He's making out with the fat girls. We leave. We go back to the hotel. He finds a city bite.

Everywhere we go, he finds a city bike and steals it. Not steals it, but somehow you don't have to return it. He knows out of disarmament. Yeah, he knows out of disarment and keeps it with him the whole time we're in every city, a different one.

He's riding a city bike through Chicago, brings the girl back to the hotel, the fat girl. He's roommates with the fucking DJ so he don't fuck her in the room. He's fucking her in the hotel gym. There's a little room in the sauna.

Y'all hilarious, bro. Did he put her on the bike like E.T.? I think so. No way. Absolutely. That was a sketchy ride from fucking grabbing the whole shit, shaking the whole way.

You don't know where to fuck you. I did Chicago. If you just go off what's on the news, bro, you're going to get fucking smoked out here. That's crazy. She put her on the handlebars, took her back to the sauna. Facts.

And then y'all were just cooking them? All day. All day. He just got out, bro. Yeah. He just got out. Live life. Live life, bro.

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So, like, I know there's an etiquette when someone first gets out. Yeah, yeah, you give them money. You put, you know, make sure they, give them some money, give them fucking clothes. Give them a chain. Nah, not yet. I'm not at that level yet.

My cousin, my girl cousin, she's doing, she's coming home in April. She did fucking nine years. she's like you better have you better have me clothes to come home and I want all designer

I'm like this fucking bitch I was like I got you though cause you know what I'm saying did a nice little stretch come home to give you some fucking Gucci whatever give you some Gucci

to come home and whatever the fuck you want give her some money when she comes home and that's it you did your good deed they can't talk shit about you there you go

put her some some FYL merch absolutely yeah absolutely how's the store going excellent that's like the epicenter

of Coney Island You know what I'm saying? When tourists come to New York, that fuck with me, they go to the store. Yeah. It's just a dope vibe. You get to see where the Bing Bongbong shit's happened. Where I do what the, most of the don't ever disrespect means you get to see the ambiance of the neighborhood. You see shit is real.

You know what I'm saying? And then you get some dope merchandise as well. You there every day? Nah, I'm there when I can. Yeah, yeah. If I have free time, I'm there. You know what I'm saying? If I'm not booked that day and I'm fucking, I'm not doing nothing.

I'll stop by the store and hang out there. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. If you were the mayor in New York, what would you change? I would take all the bike lanes out. Why do you take the bike lanes, bro? I'm a driver. I drive everywhere, bro.

That shit causes mad traffic. Bro, ride like they did back in the day, bro. Ride on the side of the cars, riding the sidewall. I don't know, but get the fuck out of the street, bro. They took a lane off the Brooklyn Bridge, bro, for a fucking bike lane, make the fuck out of hell you. I didn't know that. The fuck out of here. Adding traffic.

Bro, ridiculous. But what about Mello? He's got to ride his bike somewhere. He'll be all right He's an adult He'll figure it out So no bike lanes Anything else

Anything you would change Do you like the rats Are you cool with the rats? No I don't like rats at all Especially being a garbage man I'm shit How about the fucking shit What are you gonna do though

What are you gonna do They're here It's gotta be a way I don't know more cats We can release some cats or some shit Fucking put rat poison every block Yeah Kill them all

Bro that's a wild bro this shit happened to me the other day I walked out It was like eight in the morning. I'm trying to go to work. See, my day where I lived, there's not really rats. That's why I really don't think. Oh, really?

Yeah. I'm living a nice. I saw these, like, two little Puerto Rican kids watching this rat die. Just like, eight in the morning, the rat got some poison. And the kids are just like, Mom, why is he sleeping? And I was like, oh, my God. It's just a brutal way to start the morning. I was like, all right, I'm going to keep it pushing.

Facts. I'm just like, and you grow up in New York, you see everything. Yeah, that's normal. You see everything. Absolutely. You think, like, this is a good place to raise kids? Yeah, you know, why? Because you grow them up

with a unique aspect. And they grow up not being pussy. You know what I'm saying? You fucking grow up other places. You come to New York, you get scared. When you grow up in New York, you go anywhere else. You feel like the man. You feel like whatever they could throw at you, you've already

seen worse. You know what I'm saying? So it gives you a different type of perspective on life. You think kids today are too soft? Absolutely. They don't come outside. Go outside, interact with other people, man. Like, even in your neighborhood, do you not see, like, kids on around? Oh, these kids don't be outside like that, bro.

Really? In the summertime, they're not fucking blowing up fucking phone booths with blockbusters or M-I mean. They don't even have blockbusters or M-80s no more. You know what I'm saying? They want to stay in and fucking be on their phone, be on the fucking computer. You're going to have a whole society of fucking vaginas. You know what I'm saying? Go outside, man.

Get some fucking scrapes. Yeah. Yo, can you explain the fire hydrant shit to me? Oh, what do you need to explain? fucking open it up on a hot summer day. You got a fucking water ride. Who opens it? You get the fucking wrench.

And I just open it up. Whoever, somebody random want to wash their car. Somebody too fucking hot and fed up. You know what I'm saying? Yo, who got the wrench? Give me the rent. Open that shit up. Now you're fucking chilling.

Bro, I'll walk by a firehundred. There's three holes drilled into the shit. And it's just spraying water. Yeah. Make a fucking little fun day for the kids. Some guys did that. You ain't got money for... Oh, really?

You put the cabin and be like the three little spring blue? Yeah. Yeah. They put a fake one on it? Man, they put a cover on it. To make it, to make it spray. Right, you gotta find a hyphen without the cover, and then you open that fire hyping all the way and that ass.

Ah. Yeah, facts. That's a New York thing that doesn't exist anywhere else. I remember the summer, I just walked around me, and like, why the fuck are their kids playing on a fire? Yeah, when you grow up in the hood and you ain't got money, man, that's a ride. Do you understand why Chinese people would collect them bottles all day? There's money in the streets.

You know how they say there's money in the streets of America? Mm-hmm. That's what they mean. That's what they mean. There's free money in the streets of America. Yeah. So somebody that grew up in America, yeah, that's not something you want to do.

But when you come from a fucking war-torn communist fucking country that you got to wait online for fucking bread, yeah, there's free money. Just go fucking in every garbage and you're going to a dollar each. There's fucking 200 houses on this block. That's $200. You know what I'm saying?

There's free money. Yeah. You know what I do that? You don't got to work. You don't got to speak the language. You don't got to interact with nobody. Actually, people will stay away from you.

Yeah. But there's free money in America. No, I don't stay away. I'll collect all my cans and I'll find a dude that's going through the trash. Be like, yo, you just hit the jackpot. Yeah, call the pit boss, baby. There you go.

Yo, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's great. That's great. That's what I see it. That's like New York karma. Absolutely. Yeah, I feel like I should get someone for that.

I need a parking pass. Be like, yo, I donated a thousand bucks. I got a fucking handicap plaque. I got all types of shit. You got a handicap? I buy it from 2018. You bought it off someone? Nah, somebody gave it to me.

Oh, really? Yeah. And it still works. Oh, nobody's going to look at the fucking shit. And I cover it up with my sanitation plaque. I cover the date, so you just see the handicapped logo. So you know it's a sign, but you can't see nothing else that says. So, like, ah, he's handicapped.

Oh, he's good. What's the first nice thing that you bought once you started making money, money? Chain. First thing. My other chain. This is my bigger chain, but a chain. Yeah, my chain And then when you bought your mom a house

What was that like? The best feeling in the world To see, like, she started crying Some of my gram, if you scroll back a couple years On my grandparent Like, how'd you do it? I bought it. Was it her spot she was in

Or you found a new spot? No, brand new spot. She was living in an apartment. And she was like, yeah, you should buy a house. I was like, I don't have no kids. I don't want a house. And she was like, why are you making money and you're able to do it, you should do it.

I'm like, yeah, go look for houses. And then she'd be, oh, I like this one. I would, then after a couple, you know, I would start in the beginning, I would look for houses with her. And I'd say, bro, this is annoying. Go look at houses. When you see something you really like, tell me. And then I would pull up.

Nah, nah, no, you liked it? All right. This one's across the street from my sisters around the corner from my fucking brothers. You want this one? All right. All right, let's do it. How much?

It was surprisingly a lot less than I thought it was going to be. Oh, really? Yeah, but, you know, the more you put, then I learned, the more you put, the less the mortgage payments. My mortgage is crazy, my mortgage payments for it. But it is what it is, man. That's, you know, that's the everybody's goal and dream is to buy crib for their mother. I mean, it's a crazy full circle thing. Like, you went from, like, stealing from your mom, having no relationship to them putting her in a house.

Absolutely. That's crazy. And she started crying immediately? Immediately. Did she still talk about it? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Like, I'm the, it gets, not embarrassing, but it's just like, all right, enough, chill. Wow. But it's, you know, it's something, as my mother gets older and the more you realize you're not going to have her around forever, shit like that means a lot. You know what I'm saying? To take care of the people that took care of you. Do you think you're going to have kids? Absolutely. It's not for the lack of trying.

I'm trying. It's going to happen. Yeah. It was all of my plans. Like, I didn't want to buy a house, so I hit my 30s and I didn't. That's when it happened. And I was like, I really don't want to have kids. So I'm like in my 40s and that's, you know, it's coming.

Yeah. Absolutely. Yo, do you believe in ghosts? Not really. Not really? Yeah. So you're not afraid of your place being haunted. Yeah, I feel like it is.

I feel like not that it's haunted, I feel like my cousins, Ricky and Takeover, or like the closest to me, they passed away. I feel like sometimes shit falls on the floor that's like, well, how did that shit fall? It'll be like something like, like this shit will be like, like here. I don't have no wind in my house and the shit will fall on the floor. How about, yo, how the fuck did that

how did that happen? That's not like it just fell, the table shook or nothing, nah. Something pushed that shit there. I just look at it like as my cousin's fucking with me. Yo, that's hilarious. Yeah.

That is, like, is something they would do, right? If they came back as ghosts, they'd be like, just go fuck with them. Absolutely. Yeah, that's hilarious. That's what I would do to my peoples. What about aliens? Aliens, I feel like, yeah.

Yeah, I feel like they're there. Maybe. Maybe. New Yorkers don't see aliens, though. Nah, I've never seen no fucking alien. I wish. You've seen some people that might be aliens? Yeah, but you've never seen like some shit.

I've never seen none of that shit. Nah. Nah. That's like Middle America corny shit, making shit up. They ain't got nothing to do. You know what I'm saying? I feel like if aliens had the fucking, the wherewithal to come down here, if they had the technology, they would fucking be here.

Somebody would have seen them already and really caught them on camera. Yeah. Why the fuck nobody caught them for real on camera? Like, not no grainy footage, not no... Where the fuck, bro, like me... Like, yo, oh shit, look, there's a fucking alien. Yeah. Where? Where's that?

Yeah, we went to Roswell. That shit was mad weird. That was the top three, too. That's how... It was weird. They have a fucking... Everything is alien theme. They have a UFO McDonald's.

Oh, really? The Dunkin' Donuts sign is a big alien holding up. Everything is alien out there. It's weird. That's kind of cool, though. Yeah, it's cool. That's its own little vibes. Yeah.

It's weird, but it's cool. So you're not afraid of anything. I'm afraid of fucking man shit, bro. I'm a fucking human. What are you afraid of? I'm afraid of fucking insects, bro. I fucking hate bugs. I'm scared to death of them shit.

I'm scared of butterflies. I'm scared of butterflies. I'm scared of fucking ladybugs. I hate fucking bugs, bro. I hate that shit. If I'm with a girl, I'll tell the girl, y'all, kill that shit. No way. Hell yeah.

There's a cockroach in your apartment. Someone else got to take care. See, that's, again, shows you on booji. Because growing up, I had mad cockroaches in my fucking crib. and there was a normal thing in the projects. Now I'm like, ugh, away from me. How dare you? Rats I'm scared of, fucking anything nature I'm scared of, bro.

I hate any bugs, insects, fucking rats, mice, anything, bro. I hate that shit. Yeah, no, I don't fuck with that, though. At all. Down in Florida, we get a little, like, palmetto bugs. Even those fucking lizards I'm scared of in Florida. On iguanas and shit? Yeah.

No, but the little ones, that fucking... The little nolitan. Yeah, I hate them shit too. Nah, they're cute, bro. Fuck that. When I was a little kid, I'd catch them. Yeah, not me. Yeah, fuck that, not me.

Come on, bro. Fish, I'm scared of... You're scared of fish? Anything nature, bro. I mean, animals? I don't go in the fucking... I don't go in the water in Coney Island without my sneakers on.

If I do. I got a pool now, but in the January 1st, we jump into the water, like with the polar bear club. But I'll go on my sneakers. Full Tim's on in the water. Absolutely. Because you don't want the seaweed touching your foot.

Yeah, none of that shit. Tony Island too You can fucking Hit a glass bottle A fucking baby diaper Needles Who knows Bro

Come on bro You gotta go camping I'll go glamping Yeah in a cabin Yeah like that Would you ever go hunting Nah I don't really

Kill a little fucking deer For who cares I'm not gonna eat it I don't want to put the head In my house Come on But what if You wouldn't

Yeah that's pause But you wouldn't go Like fishing or nothing Fishing I go I've been fishing Oh really Yeah It wasn't nothing too

I went fishing around the Statue of Liberty. You catch anything? Yeah, yeah. Caught some big ass fish, like that. River Monster. That's my shit, that guy. Jeremy Wade, that's my guy right there. But it's a little slow, though.

That's my issue of fishing. It's a little slow. Six hours, bro, I had to be on that boat. After the third hour, I was like, all right, bro, let's go. I'm ready to get the fuck out of another three hours. I get that. After you catch one fish, you're like... All right, I'm done.

How much more we got to do? It was like, yo, take it off of the thing? I was like, nah, bro. I don't even want to touch that shit. I caught sharks. Oh, really? But they were like toothless, bullshit sharks. It was like, hold it.

I was like, nah, bro, I don't want to hold it. All right, give me, yeah, take a picture. Get the shit out of the country. Yeah, yeah. Been to Europe, fucking Scotland, all over France, Brussels, Belgium, Copenhagen. Fucking... How's that? It was dope.

You like going to Europe? I love historical shit. I love seeing like old shit, like from old humans. I love that type of shit. That's my vibe. What's a bucket list? What's a spot you're like, yo, I need to go before. Oh, Japan.

Australia. We're booked for, well, we were supposed to go to Australia in November, but something with the paperwork didn't come to. But we're doing Australia soon. Japan is a definite fucking, I want to see that side of the world.

Yeah. I've been to Europe. You know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't really do nothing further than Europe. Japan is dope. Yeah. I went when I was like 19, I think. I've been to Hawaii.

Oh, really? Yeah. You like it out there? Hell yeah, I fucked the chick that looked like Beyonce out there. Really? Yeah, when I was like, I went out there.

She was like black and Hawaiian. She looked just like Beyonce, bro. I mean, that's... Tried to wake my cousin up. He was 17. So my mom's had one room and her sister. And then me and my cousin had one room. So we were just walking around.

At this time, I already had a chain. I was walking around with the Knicks jersey. He was looking for weed. Somebody beat us on some weed. My cousin went back, found the guy, got real weed. We had a little six-pack. I was like, yo, come on. So the chick, the Beyonce-looking chick was with her home-home girl.

We had the New York swag. Walking through O'W up, fucking Honolulu. You bagged to, yo, come to the hotel. My cousin's chick left. The Beyonce moment, we gave a little six-pack. We were smoking. But the plan was, I told my cousin, I said, yo, listen, I'm going to start fucking.

Act like you sleeping. I'm going to start smashing. When I'm done, but take off my chain, throw it at you. Boom. That's your sign. You next, come through. You're going to run the train. I finished smashing, boom

I took my chain off through it at him I don't know if he really fell asleep or he was scared but he just stayed in front of like he was sleeping I was like whatever bro I did my job you're lost yeah fuck it oh that's crazy well NEMS thank you so much for coming through bro

nah fuck you bro fucking EBT DJ Callie bro coming through here come on bro never disrespect me looking like one of the fucking Gilmore girls you heard you don't ever disrespect me looking like French Montana if you had AIDS. Don't ever disrespect me with a shirt staring at me, bro. What the fuck is that? Don't ever disrespect me, bro, with this ring pop ass with the rain you got.

Don't never disrespect me being a Floridian in fucking New York. Don't ever disrespect me looking like your mid-transition with that fucking beard. Don't disrespect me coming down to Florida acting like that you don't want to live there immediately. I do want to live there immediately. I do actually. Facts. Well, Names, I'm going to see you down there, bro. Next time you go to Orlando, let me know.

I can set you over some people, get you some restaurants. There we go. It'll be nice. It'll be nice. Thank you so much, brother. I really appreciate this, man. This was fun. Appreciate you.