Camp Gagnon - Colin and Samir Reveal What MrBeast Cut From Documentary & MORE
Episode Date: June 27, 2023Colin and Samir sat down with me today to talk about their MrBeast documentary, seeing ghosts, aliens, algorithm hacks, and so much they've never talked about anywhere else. WELCOME TO CAMP.Thanks to ...BlueChew, The Freeze Pipe, & Morgan & Morgan for sponsoring today's episode!Edited & Produced by @WillSchwartzz Assistant Edited by @99OvrAll Sup people I'm Mark Gagnon. I'm a podcaster and comedian who cohosts FLAGRANT alongside Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, and the...
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Aliens, yes or no.
Abduction is totally understandable.
Okay.
I'm like, I'm going to clip calling on that.
To actually be with like 20 plus thousand people, a bunch of cops and people being like,
this is out of control.
Have you ever seen Dunkirk?
They're all running.
But like, you know the rhythm of Dunkirk?
Yeah.
When do you decide to give up on a podcast episode?
Because that's what I was doing in the moment.
Do you want to say which podcast?
Yeah, do you want to out?
What a cool opportunity to talk about just stuff we would never talk about anywhere else.
This is Colin Rosenblum and Samir Chaudry, aka Colin and Samir.
run one of my favorite YouTube channels on the platform highlighting the inner workings of content creators.
From long-form interviews, studio tours, and even documentaries, they've spent countless hours
with the best creators on the platform. And today, they explain how they sold their first business
at 25 years old for six figures. The time Samir discovered a ghost in his house, and they even
discussed what they had to cut out from their infamous Mr. Beast documentary. This combo was so much fun,
and I really think showed a side of Colin and Samir that most people really don't get to see.
I'm really, really grateful that they took the time to sit down and chop it up with me. So without further
ado, enjoy my conversation with Colin and Samir. Welcome to camp.
I never really gotten fights growing up, though. I feel like the closest I ever got was just
drinking too much in college and trying to go the smart ass route of like talking too much.
Yeah. And then being fortunate that I had like a six foot five lineman for a friend.
Hell yeah. Who would just like grab me by the shoulders and be like, nope. Yeah. So you were supposed
to get in fights? I would have, I think, a couple times. What was the, what was the time that you
were supposed to get fucked up? There was one time at the Walrus in Boulder, Colorado, where I was
like talking a lot of shit. Why? Because I
I'm, I'm, you know how I dance?
To whom?
Yeah.
When I'm out, like, I take up more space than I should.
Yeah.
And I have a disregard for the people around me because I feel like my moves are meant to be seen.
Mm-hmm.
And I have like an absurd amount of confidence when I'm on a dance floor.
It's almost weird, right?
Like, it's not a version of me that people would think exist.
Mm-hmm.
And so if you go to a wedding, you're like, yeah.
Yeah.
There's footage.
Yeah.
At my wedding.
Is, I don't know if it's borderline too much or if it is too much.
It's not for me to decide.
I don't think.
Yeah.
I mean, if you feel like it's borderline, then it's definitely too much.
It's definitely too much.
Yeah, it's like that guy at the wedding needs to cool it because it's not his wedding, you know?
He needs to chill out.
And I'm doing that for years, and I was doing it a lot in college, obviously.
And bumping into people, which is like annoying.
Yeah, and taking up space on the dance floor and a disregard for their space.
Yeah, yeah.
And then when people would hit me, I would like, you know, I would just chirp them a little bit with whatever I had in my head at the moment.
And my friend Marty would always, he would just come over and, like,
grab me by the waist with like basically one hand and be like I'm sorry about my friend and just move me just put you over his shoulder and walk out he would basically just be like you're done that's it is this just the plot of Saturday night fever like I feel like this guy couldn't handle my moves
you're like yeah yeah yeah you got in a bar fight because you're doing the hustle yeah yeah what world is it my moves were too aggressive yeah I'm like what girl we're fighting over you're like it wasn't a girl it was uh the spirit of dance yeah it was just for the space on the floor yeah that's beautiful dude well I think we officially started all right we have calling
Samir here. Here we go. The Lax Boys, as I call them. Wow. Yeah. I know you from the lacrosse days.
I don't even care about anything you've done since that. Yeah. La Crosse is really, I think,
where you guys picked. We get a lot of comments that like people who just come across it,
like our channel and they're just like, wait, aren't these the lacrosse guys? Or like,
someone commented the other day, they were like, talk about lacrosse guys. Yeah. Yeah.
And it's like, come on. We've gotten that comment since the beginning. Yeah. Even when you
were talking about lacrosse. Talk about lacrosse differently. No, not really. But when we started
Colin and Samir, I think like it was such a hard pivot from what we were doing.
Yeah.
I think everyone expected when we announced a channel called Colin and Samir because we were coming from making content about lacrosse.
Yeah, of course.
A different version of that.
And the first upload was like so different.
It was like us being like, let's explore our artistic side.
Yeah.
And everyone was like, wait, what?
What is this?
Yeah, I grew up with a lot of lacrosse players, as we were just saying, grew up right next to
Lake Highland, a bunch of friends I went.
to one of the best, the cross programs in the country.
None of them were particularly artsy.
These guys didn't strike me as like a true artistic savant.
You know what's interesting?
I don't think they were making beautiful things.
On the West Coast, like where I was growing up, because lacrosse wasn't really a thing
and then it became a thing.
But everyone who played, they were all like artsy kids because we weren't going to play
football.
So it was just like, how do we like run around and do something cool and like play a sport
but not play football?
So then it was all the artsy kids like musicians, filmmakers, like that's the kids in L.A.
who played lacrosse.
Oh, that's so funny.
And so when I learned about the stereotype of the East Coast,
I was like, whoa, that's, that's weird.
Like when people would like describe me as like, oh, he's a lax bro.
I was like, yeah, doesn't that just mean like an artist?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's me and Timothy Shalaya.
We're just the lax bros of our community.
Honestly, we had some guys on my high school team who kind of had a Shalameh vibe.
Yeah.
I remember telling someone, like I work at the lacrosse network when we were in L.A.
And someone just goes, I'm surprised you're not a douchebag.
Like that was like an immediate response sort of.
Like that stereotype was so strong.
I think that's what compelled us to make the content we made was to try and change the stereotype.
Of lacrosse players.
Because we were into the sport and we didn't connect with that identity at all.
And we're like, how interesting that that's the identity.
And the only way, like the way you shift ideology is through media.
So it was like, I wonder if we can kind of show our version of this.
And could we then influence the younger kids to be like, let's rebrand this whole thing.
Yeah.
Well, I will say in my time in high school around 2014, 2015, the message that you guys were
preaching didn't really get there.
Okay?
These are, a lot of guys shown up to schools just like didn't work.
Yeah, in lax, like pennies.
Like that was just like a traditional school outfit.
Just straight up.
You can only do so much, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like crop top.
That was the neighborhood in our head.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like big sunglasses like with the rainbow on the top, visor vibes.
Yeah, you can't.
You're also in Florida, so.
That's true.
Yeah, yeah, that's just, that was actually required.
You know, that was your uniform.
Yeah, yeah.
There was nothing we could do about Florida.
Yeah, it's just like a lost cop.
Yeah.
Did you guys play on the same team?
No, no, we didn't.
But we would play like pickup after like after college.
Yeah.
And we were working together.
We would go out and play pickup and, you know.
But you guys just independently played the cross and then became friends?
Yeah.
I grew up playing in L.A.
And then I went to school in Northern California at UC Santa Cruz.
Okay.
Which was an awesome place to go to school.
Why?
Is that like a party school?
It's not a party school.
I mean, there's, it's very hard to party there because all the houses are, there's no
like college area. So you're just living in a house next to like a family. There's no area where all
the college kids live. Yeah. And then when I went to school, there was no Uber. So you couldn't get
around. Yeah. So there was no parties and there was like noise ordinances. It was like a nice
beach town. Yeah. So it was much more and that really challenged my version of being in college because
all my friends were at big state schools or USC and Arizona and like going to football games. And
I really wanted that life and was at UC Santa Cruz and didn't have it. And so it made me
focus on completely different things because you just didn't have that. Yeah. So I loved going to
school there, but lacrosse was one of the things I focused on. I played club lacrosse there. It was
really fun. And again, going to UC Santa Cruz, you're with the hippies and artists who are playing
lacrosse. So that was really fun. And then after college, I started a YouTube channel about
lacrosse. And Colin went to Colorado, grew up in New Jersey, and then we met through a documentary he was
making about the Colorado Club Lax team.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, so you were playing club lacrosse.
Oh, I thought you guys, like, grew up near each other.
No, no, no.
Opposite coasts.
Oh, weird.
But weirdly similar experience with, like, just growing up.
Yeah.
So you grew up in Jersey?
Yeah.
So were you aware of the duchy lacrosse stereotype?
Like, I feel like it's much more prevalent.
Yeah, I mean, I was in the heart of it.
I went to a private school.
I'm him.
Yeah, like a small private school in New Jersey and, you know,
wore yellow pants with like patterned dolphins all over them and, you know,
ridiculous pastel.
shirts and things like that.
I wore a tie every day from the age of,
from sixth grade on.
Every day?
Yeah.
Like we had a dress code.
It wasn't just like I chose to wear it.
No, no, no, no.
I was going to say, we should end this post.
That wasn't like the lone kid in the tie.
But yeah, that was the environment I grew up in.
And all I wanted to do was play college lacrosse.
And then realized, you know, when I was trying to get recruited,
I was like five, six, 110 pounds.
And it was just like, that wasn't that good.
It wasn't going to happen.
And transferred to be.
being more of an artistic kid, I guess,
towards the end of high school.
Yeah.
But yeah, I ended up playing at Colorado,
which was club lacrosse and picked up a camera.
And I started filming them just to like tell stories
and learn how to use a camera.
Right, you just film what's around.
Yeah, it was just like,
this is like the people that I have access to.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it was through that.
I told stories that were not really about lacrosse,
it was about the people.
My inspiration was like, you know,
skate videos and like MTV and stuff like that.
So it was really,
really about the lifestyle of the kids there.
Did you skate a lot growing up?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
What's, like, your favorite skate part?
Do you have one that, like, comes to mind
and you're like, dude, this is the one?
I have one.
It was Chad Muska in Shorty's Fulfilled the Dream.
Yes, dude.
Did you watch his fully, was it fully latered?
What's the Vice series that they're doing?
Epicly later.
Oh, yeah.
Super good.
Dude, unreal.
Unreal.
Also, RIPP Vice.
Yeah.
How crazy is that.
Oh, yeah.
That's a bummer.
I don't know where.
But that era of skate video,
was the first time I was like, whoa, you can make movies just with your friends and the camera you have.
Yeah.
No one talks about how much skate culture influenced what exists today.
Influence just like digital media.
Big time.
Like there's so many people I know that like are making amazing shit and they're like, yeah, I just started doing skate parts as a kid.
Yeah.
It gave you a canvas to film too.
Like I was bad at skating.
Me and my friends were not good.
Yeah.
But we would make skate videos.
Like we would just Ollie.
Like we would just go around doing Ollie.
But we would film it.
And then you would edit it.
and you put music to it.
Like the first time we learned.
And then it was also so much more about like whatever you were getting up to outside of skating.
Right?
Like being, we used to skate in Westwood, which was close to UCLA.
And we'd like run around and get pizza and do weird stuff.
And like that's what the videos were about.
Yeah.
It just so happened.
We'd like, Ollie.
Sometimes Ollie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then the occasional all right.
And then like get the pizza.
Someone would try a kickflip, but we'd like cut before they didn't land it.
You know, zoom out.
I was sick.
Yeah.
I was my favorite when you would like go up to do a kickflip and throw the board.
Yeah, I almost had it.
I almost had it.
Dude, if my heel wasn't in the pebble.
Put one foot down on it.
Yeah.
I was a frustrating experience trying to learn a skate trick.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, is the worst.
Like, I was always like, I liked bowls and kind of like vert shit because I didn't have to like get off the ground.
Yeah, you have real vert energy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
You have early 90s vert energy.
Yeah.
That was actually the name of my skate part, dude.
It was vert energy.
Mark Agnon, big bird energy, dude.
And yours was called.
called occasional Ollie.
Yeah.
Mine was always one foot on the board.
Johnny one foot.
Johnny one foot.
That's sake.
Occasional Ollie is such a funny.
Skap man.
They're like,
these guys just love eating pizza.
Like,
what is often?
You just regressily get fatter and fatter in every episode.
It's like,
these guys almost never skateboard.
I mean,
that's like how Jackass started, right?
Yeah.
It was like a lot of skateboarding and they're like,
oh, he stapled his back.
And then,
oh, he keeps stapling his back.
And then they skate sometimes.
And then,
And then there's no skating in it.
And like, it just came out of, out of skate culture.
It was awesome.
There was something inspiring about the fact, too, that no one else would have paid to film
what they were doing.
Like, it had to come from within because there was no money in it.
A million percent.
Yeah, yeah.
We felt a little bit of that in lacrosse.
Like, no one's going to put this on ESPN at the time.
It is now.
But back then, it was like, no one's going to film the stories of these people.
Yeah.
Like, actually, you know what I mean?
So I guess we'll do it from within.
Yeah.
I think we've always felt like that, which is what Colin and Samir started as.
I mean, yeah, YouTube creator.
Yeah, it was just like, what is a YouTube creator for six years ago?
No one's talking about this stuff.
Now it's like, you know, in Rolling Stone or in like Forbes and like people are talking about it.
But six years ago, no one was talking about it.
And then we were like, these people are cool.
These are our friends and we want to tell their stories.
Yeah.
So that's like, that's always been what's inspired us.
And I definitely think it's because both of us grew up watching skate videos.
Yeah.
And like seeing that storytellers come from within a community.
Yeah.
And always disconnected from the money, like the financial game.
Like you were like like the rap movement of like the 90s.
late 80s, like, there's no money in rap music.
Like, what even is it?
And it's just the people that are within the culture that love it, that then blow it up.
And then everyone else tries to get in, the labels and all that shit.
But it always starts, like, organically within the culture.
Totally.
So you guys eventually, do you ever play, like, competitive, like, club lacrosse together?
No, we, so, okay.
Men's league.
Guys.
Club lacrosse is really built out to the point where there's divisions.
So I was a Division II club lacrosse player.
He was a Division I.
You're better?
Yeah, I think Colin's better for sure.
Let's talk about it.
Let's open it up.
Who's better lacrosse?
Colin, for sure.
Samir understands the game better than I do.
I was a better coach.
No doubt.
I ended up coaching.
Yeah, he's a coach.
This is how my black friends compliment white people and like football.
He's a high IQ guy.
You're fundamentals.
He gets it.
Samir is high IQ player.
Yeah, I'm in, you know,
but you need someone to score,
you know, I'm a first generation.
You need someone to score the goal at the end of the game.
Probably give it to me.
Yeah, okay.
I'm a first generation.
generation Indian immigrant. Like there was no lacrosse in my, you know, family. There was no,
like, there was no sports. Even though Indians invented lacrosse. Just the wrong ones, but yeah,
that's right. I played cricket. It would have been a different story. Yeah, that's true. My dad was a
college cricket player. Was he really? Yeah, he played cricket. Wow. I mean, that's similar to the
cross. It's just down here versus up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he was a, he was a baller. Oh,
shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, did you play baseball? No, no, no. That's like offensive.
No, no, no. To like, to your father. It's not offensive, but I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
couldn't get into baseball, man. It was like it couldn't get into the culture of it. Also, I grew up
in like a non-American household. Like baseball was not, it wasn't, I had no nostalgia to it. There was
nothing. Unlike lacrosse, which is, you know, extremely Indian. Yeah. It's like built into the
culture. Yeah, exactly. Was LaCross your way of like rebelling against your parents or like
immersing yourself into whiteness? I had many other ways to do that, which was the way I dressed.
You know, kind of rebelling against speaking the language, like again, speaking Hindi.
and like actively not, not, like actively unlearning it almost.
Like they talk to you in Hindi and then you respond in English.
In English, yeah.
And like my brother knows how to write and read and like can speak Hindi pretty fluently.
And now I desperately want to speak it.
That's hilarious.
But like when I was in, when I was an adolescent, it was really tough because I'd go to school and I didn't want to be different.
The only thing you want to be when you're a teenager is the same.
Like you want to fit in.
Yeah.
You want to be cool.
And at that time, being different wasn't cool.
I think now being different is really cool.
Yeah, it's like a thing.
But at that time, being different was not cool.
And so I was desperately trying to not be different.
And I would like, I could pick up on how people were speaking and I could emulate, you know, how to talk.
And I was just trying my best to learn how to fit in and how to not only how to fit in, but how to be cool in school.
And that was like my study.
I remember watching American Pie and being like, oh, that's how they do it.
And what's funny is that they played lacrosse in American Pie.
I never put that together, but it's maybe something that guided me in that direction of like, that's what you're supposed to do.
This is what it means to be a cool American guy.
Bang a milf, bang a pie, playing lacrosse.
Intersection of like party guy and athlete.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the American dream.
Athlete who doesn't try too hard, but it's still good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
He doesn't care, but he's the best.
He's not like that into sports, but he's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's annoying about coolness.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, high-acue across guy.
I'm like these guys.
Yeah, yeah.
You're kind of goal for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Just nonstop.
Yeah.
Body guy.
Right.
And so you guys eventually link up, you like just message him and you're like,
no.
He messaged him.
I think like the, I put out one video about lacrosse and, you know,
lacrosse is a pretty small community.
I managed to reach out to pretty much everyone who could possibly support it.
Yeah.
And told them I'd put their logo at the end of the video.
Yeah.
And so this video came out and all the blogs shared it.
And he reached out that day, I think.
Yeah.
Colin was putting it out on Vimeo.
and I was an artist.
Yeah.
You know?
I was, I had just started this company called the lacrosse network, which is, my vision was
a television network.
Corporate guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
That's a difference.
Big capitalist.
Yeah.
This guy just obsessed with it.
You're trying to do something.
I'm just trying to make some art.
Just Wes Anderson like lacrosse did it.
I would rather no one watched it.
Yeah.
Just like, you know, I love my creatives.
Yeah.
Just looking for symmetrical frames.
I looked at it and I was like, I remember this like, there's only been a few times in my career
and in my life where I'm like, I can't sleep until that happens.
You know, and I was just, I remember telling my brother, I was like, I need this show on the network. And like, I need to work with these guys. And it was him and a filmmaking partner at the time. And because I watched it and I was like, this is exactly what we need. We need like stories of characters. It doesn't matter that they play lacrosse. They're good characters. There's college kids who are playing lacrosse. And so I sent him like a really long, very professional email. I was like, I'm the president of an up and coming sports network called La Crosse Network.
And a close connection that works closely in hand with Google.
Yeah.
Wow.
Now, for the record, the lacrosse network is your thing.
It's just me and my bedroom.
It doesn't exist, really.
It existed, but it was just me and my bedroom.
Okay.
Yeah, just editing videos.
Because it sounds official.
I hear that.
Right.
Oh, yeah, that's why I named it that.
I wanted to sound official.
And again, I had no connection to what a YouTube channel was.
I was like, oh, this is TV on the internet.
Yeah.
So we got to sound good.
We got to sound like a TV network.
Also, I'm from the community.
I know there's no lacrosse network.
Yeah, yeah, right.
But now you're talking to the president.
But now I'm talking to shape up, dude.
But now the president reached out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And my brother was in law school at the time.
So he helped me like word things really official, you know, and like,
sent calling a contract.
And I remember.
I've C-Ced my attorney.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I used to do that type of stuff all the time though.
I would CC an email account that I also had access to you.
That was like business affairs at the lacrosse network.com or like, and I'd be like,
Garrett is C-Ced.
And then I would go into the other account and be like, hey, Garrett here.
Yeah.
Or let me meet with the board and we'll get back to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. This is like schizophrenic shit.
What point is this a mental health issue?
He just turned into a stuffed animal.
He was like, what do you think, guys?
Colin seems like a nice kid.
Should we bring him out?
Mr. Moose, all right.
He says yes.
He greenlit the show.
Yeah, two paws up.
We're going with it.
Like, we got to look into this.
This is really scary.
So anyway, you're in the middle of a psycho event.
In the middle of a breakdown.
Yeah, just a full concription.
Yeah.
And then you fell for it, which,
What does that make you?
Well, no, he didn't.
He said no.
He said no.
He's like, we gotta get this show on the network.
Yeah, he said no, because I asked him to change the music.
I was like, the music's not going to work because we don't have the license to it.
What was the track?
It was like Alt J and like all this like, killer indie rock.
Yeah, great indie rock.
Let's go.
I think I took it all from like the hype machine website.
You remember that?
Like the early, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was dope.
But I was super into the music.
Like, I would pick the music before the episodes.
And I'd already, I'd already edited two to three by the time he reached out.
And so he's like, you got to remove the music.
And I was like, ah, well, I'm good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, Vimeo's great.
I was the same way.
Like, when I first started editing videos, I was like in high school, like, late middle
school kind of thing.
And I would just make party videos, like of my friends in school, like going to parties
and shit.
And I would hear a song and be like, is there a party this weekend?
Because I need to make a video to this song.
So I did a chitty bang opposite of adults.
Yeah.
I was like, this is the greatest.
Great song.
I mean, we need to do a party.
That was in one of the episodes.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah. So we're talking about the same time.
Because I once was a kid, all that.
You're like, dude, put your cradle on.
We're going to the two chelchater.
You put almost anything to that.
It's like, it's time to party.
The first episode of season two of the show that Colin was making was Mace,
welcome back.
Which was dope.
Yeah, because it was like scenes of Colorado and it was like, you know, the welcome back.
Yeah, the team is back.
Let's go.
Yeah.
And then the beat drops in there in practice.
And like, it was, it was sick.
It was a very well done show.
And basically I came around to being like, my brother told me, you know,
He was like, I can only advise you based on what the risks are.
And then you have to evaluate the risk.
And if you're willing to take the risk on the music, take the risk on the music.
You're like, stop being so Indian about it, bro.
Like, just talk to me as a human.
He's like, look, I can only advise you.
It's like, look, this is the board.
We bathe together.
Like, why are you talking to me like this?
And then I was like, all right, I'll take the risk.
Let's do it.
Let's distribute the show.
I think it's like a good show.
And I think it's a make or break show.
Yeah.
So that's what we did.
And then that's when you actually linked up for the first time.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
When did you actually meet each other?
Like, you're indifferent.
I think like a couple weeks after that.
Yeah.
I think it was during the filming of the show.
So I had just graduated from college, but I was filming the team.
Yeah.
And we came out to California for a game.
And you were live streaming.
The lacrosse network was live streaming the game.
Yeah, we're doing a ton of live stuff.
That's cool.
Yeah.
And I think one or two episodes had already come out on the network.
And they were doing well.
Yeah.
And I came up into the broadcast booth.
And yeah, met you there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
At that point, we were just starting out, but like by year two, we were the largest distributor
of live sports on YouTube, which was crazy.
That's wild.
Yeah, it was crazy.
He wrapped up all the pro leagues.
Yeah.
It was like, we got the rights to all the pro leagues, high school club.
And you're probably thinking, oh, this is my thing.
This is going to be the way I, like, pay for my kids college.
Like, I'm going to have this network for the cross.
And in a way.
And you're also just like, you were competitive.
I was really, and you have the gift of the gab.
And you're like, natural born salesman.
Yeah.
Just.
I was, I mean, I still am, but I was very.
very competitive back then.
I mean,
the Pro League at the time
had major sponsors
like Coca-Cola.
Sure.
Right?
Like Powerade.
And they're Boston-based
and he's 23 or 24
and it's just calling them up
being like, hey,
Samir.
Yeah, maybe younger than that.
Being like,
president of the lacrosse network.
Yeah.
Like using the same lingo.
Like, let me talk to the board.
You're on the call.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
With schizophrenic stuff is really working.
All right, Gary, you can hang up now.
Yeah.
He's like, you're so handsome, Samir.
You're like,
Garrett.
Enough.
dude, it's a real call.
And he's like securing live rights for professional sports league.
Yeah, that's like for his YouTube channel.
Yeah.
It was, it was wild.
But yeah, it just, I really did, you know, that was the thought.
And that is why I was fighting so hard.
But I was also just like, I was not a good student in school.
So I think this was my moment to be like, like that era I wasn't good at.
And now I'm in a new era where the rules aren't the same and I get to show that I actually am.
And it's real.
Like it feels like like school you're like breaking down the artifice that is like higher education.
You're like this isn't anything.
But now I'm making real money and doing real shit.
Yeah.
Just like now I'm actually making change.
Yeah.
And it was validated because YouTube quickly, the team at YouTube quickly got on board and was like, whoa, this is you guys are doing something interesting.
Oh wow.
Even at that time.
Very quick.
I mean immediately was there was times where we were like speaking to like within your, I would say 18 months I was on a panel speaking to the, you know, UFC.
WWE about how sports should come onto YouTube.
Because we were the biggest distributor of live.
Yeah.
I did not realize that.
This is pretty like,
like YouTube signed a deal with NFL for NFL Sunday ticket.
This is like many years before that.
They signed the deal this year.
Yeah, this year.
Many years before like the NBA, even like years before leagues were even like allowing
footage.
The other spot on YouTube.
The other league that was on was the D League.
So we were really close with them because we were learning together about how to live
stream and how to do sports on YouTube.
And where did you get this savvy from?
Like this requires.
a lot of like foresight and ethic. It was just aggression, man. Like I think for those three years
before we sold the company, because we sold the company in 2014, for those three years,
I didn't live in the same world as anyone else. Like I lived in this world. And it was like
Friday night, Saturday night, I couldn't sleep. Like I was just awake working on La Crosse Network.
Yeah. That was it. Like it was just like, we didn't go out. No girlfriends. No, I was,
I remember when we sold the company, there was like a variety article.
that came out about it.
And I remember staring at that and being like, here it is.
Here's the moment.
You know, like now I'm a guy.
Yeah.
Now I'm someone.
And my best friend, who was the only person I still had a social connection with
after all these years, was like, we got, we should go celebrate, right?
I was like, yeah, yeah, let's celebrate.
Couldn't put together more people than just him because I didn't, I had no other friends.
And he took me out to a bar and we sat at the bar and just kind of stood and we both had
beers on our hands and we were standing.
and then like a group of girls walked up to get a drink and he turned and he was like,
hey, my friend just sold this company.
And they went, cool, and walked away.
And I remember standing there feeling so deflated because I was kind of like, where's my
where's my trophy?
There's a finish line.
Isn't there someone who's supposed to come out and be like, dude, you did it?
And that was like a very humbling, important experience to happen at 24 years old.
Yeah.
Of just like, okay.
Because I remember the next day, I got in the car and I drove to the same office we were working at.
Yeah. Looked at Colin and...
Still looking at this asshole?
Yeah. Yeah. And the rest of our team, you know, I...
Except now you have a boss. And you're like, damn, like, this...
How did I get a job out of this? This sucks.
I would say, like, the bosses were really great.
Yeah. But still, an exit is not the same as being on your own.
No, yeah, an aqua hire. It was an aqua hire. So we, yeah, they acquired the network,
but also brought us on its employees. So, yeah, you're right. We had a job.
Which actually was comforting because it was like,
grad school. It was like getting paid to go to grad school. We got to be in an environment where we learned
the business of what we were doing. Yeah. And like actually had operated. Did your parents care?
Yeah. They were, they were happy. I think so. I think they were just concerned because like I was doing
something that they had no understanding of. They were very supportive. Like we worked out of my dad's
second warehouse. He cleaned it out for us. Like there was there was a bunch of boxes in this warehouse.
He's in the fashion business. And like it was kind of
and not in use. It was like a storage facility.
And he was like, I can clean out the first room. You can work out of there because we didn't
have an office. Yeah. And so he cleaned out that room. We worked out of there and he gave us a ton of
support. Like he was always supportive. He was, he was all about us doing it, but he didn't
understand how it made money. Right. He kept being like, you guys got to make, he was, it made
sense. He was like, you guys got to make merchandise and sell that. Of course. He's in fashion
mind. He's like, yeah. He's like, you have to sell something. Yeah. Right. You have a ton of
fans. They should be buying something from you, right? Yeah. And I was like, no, no, the advertisers by
the space, which then, you know, and he was like, that doesn't make any sense. I think you should
just sell them something. Yeah. That's so funny. He's coming in. He's like pleaded corduroys.
Yeah. You're like, you're not understanding. No, no, no, no. Yeah. They're probably cared too
because you put your own money in. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Not like we had like investors.
Yeah. Right. Right. And at that point, I'm employee number one. Yeah. Like, there's a co-founder
that's like all, you know, doing there. Were you parents concerned? Like, you graduate college,
you graduated, right? Yeah. I graduated. And you're like first job. I'm going to go work for. It was so early.
at that time, you know, like, I thought I was going out for a three-month internship.
Right.
So when I extended for a year or two, what does it really matter?
Right.
You know?
It's also not like it was working that well.
Like, it was working in the context of we had a lot of content and a lot of fans and people
were really into it.
But business-wise, we were stringing together revenue like by making websites for people,
like random stuff.
I mean, my mind asked if we made stickers.
Yeah.
And then we just said, yes.
I was like, hey, Samir, I got a friend who wants us to make
stickers. And I was like, sure, we can make stickers. There's 800 bucks. And we were in downtown
LA and went to go make stickers for a, for a sunglass company. While you're full time still like,
okay, we got to live switch this event the next day at this college. We'd be like live switching
and then like designing a website in the middle of the game. Dude. Yeah, it was, uh, I didn't realize
this was such a thing. Like in my mind, I really thought it was like we were doing like YouTube
videos to cover lacrosse. Oh, I didn't realize the depth of the actual production you were running.
That's insane. Yeah. I mean, dude, we cut our teeth.
on documentary, live sports, news.
Like, we produced all kinds of content,
instructional content.
Why did you choose to sell the lacrosse network
that you've created and dedicated your whole life to
to this company?
I think I knew for a fact that there's a ceiling
in an industry like lacrosse at that time.
I think now the ceiling is way higher.
There was a ceiling.
If we captured 100% of the revenue,
we'd be making okay money.
And we had not,
captured 100% of the revenue. This was an opportunity for us to like incubate ourselves. Incubate the
idea a little bit further with sports media executives who actually understood what we were doing.
They're like, this makes sense. And they were trying to do the same thing. And, you know, they had just
signed Dude Perfect to like a partnership with their, with their network. And so we also had the
opportunity then come in and work with Dude Perfect. That was like the first big creator we worked
with. And so then we through that, through that. And so then we learned from,
them and we got to fly out to Texas and worked with dudes and like they had the advertising
relationships yeah you know immediately we were in offices with nike yeah under armor and what was
the company that did the whistle they're called whistle yeah now they're owned by dezone
got got to they then got acquired by dezone and so does the lacrosse number still exist yeah
oh yeah in the same way no it's primarily instagram now it's almost like house of highlights for
lacrosse got it uh and now it's kind of picking back up on youtube they have original content
i mean it's pretty it's pretty built out and like the team that's running it is good and
And my dream when I started it was like, I hope one day I can watch this as a fan. And that's happening now.
How weird is it? It's crazy to me sometimes that I get my news from the lacrosse network.
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And you're like, dude, I set up this YouTube channel like 10 years ago.
I remember where I was when I set it up. And the fact that some people may not even know
the weird stuff we put on that channel
like all the stuff we did
there's an unlisted video right now
on the lacrosse network oh for sure
that's just you guys
you want to know the most random video on the cross
public
it's out there those are all public
but you scroll back you'll find it
the strangest video on the lacrosse network
is I was on a family vacation
in the Dominican Republic
you remember this? Oh yeah
this makes no sense it was early days
but we didn't even understand what YouTube was
but it was on a family vacation
in the Dominican Republic
and all of a sudden Alfonso Ribera
comes out and does the Carlton dance and I filmed it and I was like I'll just upload it to my
YouTube channel, a little cross network. I just uploaded it. I'm pretty sure it's still live. And it got
like a ton of use but it was because everyone was like that's that's a weird like random video.
This is the equivalent. This is back when like YouTube, like it was like the equivalent of sending
out a drunk tweet or something. Yeah. Whatever. It just didn't matter. What's it to me? Yeah.
Here's Alfonso-Rubier. We were uploading two to three videos a day.
on YouTube.
Yeah, and there would be like
15 second highlights
of like a cool lacrosse goal.
And so like we,
there was no Instagram video at the time
there was no Facebook video.
So it was just like,
yeah,
you just upload cool stuff.
And it wasn't matter
if one of them's kind of random.
Was it as loose as that?
Or was there some type
of strategic methodology to being like,
let's upload a lot frequently.
The more frequently we were uploaded
and more fans were getting.
That was the message from YouTube at the time.
It was like,
upload.
And it graduated to a much more strategic
and like mature place
with serious documentation
series that were sponsored by major brands right yeah it like it graduated in a big we were like
programmed out and like there would be like like under armor would come in and sponsor a month of
a series and then that month was like all brand the whole channel was branded and like it was like
releasing shows wow and then the deal with whistle yeah six figure yeah yeah seven figure no
damn six figures i mean that's amazing i like what 24 25 yeah and then you're like all right now what
like we just got all this cash we're still working
within the company. Even more so was like the first experience of having a salary and health care and
mentors, like mentorship. Like to be able to be like, this is a problem trying to solve and then sit
with someone who's experienced and be like, well, here's how we solve it. And then having like a CRO,
like a chief revenue officer being like, hey, think we can make money like this. And they're like,
okay, we'll get our sales team on it. And you're like, whoa, what? Like just being a part of a system was
strange. That's really impressive. Yeah. And then that's how we learned everything. Right. And then how
wanted you have to stay with them per the contract or was that not specified? I think it wasn't really
specified from what I remember because at this point it was almost 10 years ago but we ended up staying
for three and a half years. Wow. Two and a half. Two and a half years. Yeah. And then one year as like
external consultants. And was there anyone else within the lacrosse network or was it just you? Yeah,
it was myself, Colin and then Julian who was like essentially my co-founder when we first started out. Oh wow.
And then he worked there for a while. Yeah. He actually then ran like helped run the
division. Oh, cool. And so he brought us in, we ended up working with like Paul Rodriguez and
like the barracks and Chris Chan and like all these skate kids. And because he was a much more
authentic skate skate kid. Yeah, he was like really into skate. You're saying he could
Ollie a lot. Like he could really allie all the time. You know, we had a carpet board in our
lacrosse network office and we would always like do tricks and I think he could do a kickflip or
or a trade flip on the carpet. That's sick. Not with wheels. Yeah, but if you could do it there.
Yeah. You could do it there. Yeah. That's kind of fire.
Yeah, I mean, it kind of counts.
Yeah.
I feel like that's the only anxiety-inducing thing about being in a really specific niche like lacrosse is that your ceiling is completely tied and contingent on the sport itself succeeding.
Yes, and you're dealing in an environment that's very scarce, so everyone's fighting.
And in very scarce environments, no one wants to band together.
Yeah.
Everyone wants their piece of the pie.
So you're really fighting.
Yeah, more fighting.
It seems like the opposite, like, oh, the smaller it is the more communal it will be.
but like the scarcity of the resource
makes things up the worst people.
It's kind of like it's winner take all.
So it's very much like, yeah.
It feels attainable when it's that small.
Right.
So you're like, no, no, no, I think I can make it happen.
I can take the whole sport.
We can have the whole empire.
We can have the whole sport.
Yeah.
I think that's just human nature too.
It's like, it's pretty hard to put together something that's like, actually if we all
bind together, we could just, you know, like, that's pretty hard to put together.
But if it's so big that you're like, oh yeah, we don't need to be fighting with someone
because it's not going to affect us because.
there's so much to go around. But once there's so little, it's like, oh, we can take it. And if
someone else takes some, they could take all of it. So we got to just like crush anyone that grows
in and just creates a really bad environment. Do you think there is a future for professional
lacrosse in like a significant way in the way that we watch other sports? Yes. Really? Yes, I do.
I really do. I think, I mean, I'm saying that as a like dear friend to the founders of the new
professional lacrosse league as investors in the new professional lacrosse league. Yeah.
It's called the Premier Lacrosse League.
And as like confidants in the storytellers who work there.
Yeah.
If anyone's going to do it, it's this group.
Right now.
I'm very confident in like their creative abilities.
And they changed the product.
They made it into a touring model to start.
Oh, that's cool.
They said, we're not going to be geo-based because there's not enough fans yet.
So what we're going to do is actually change it and say, we're going to take this whole thing on tour.
And make the best teams.
And then they rotate throughout the country and go to events.
And so they go and do events.
So it's more like F1 where it like descends upon a city.
And then that whole weekend's about professional lacrosse.
And then they leave and go to another city.
Oh, that's smart.
And that's really, I think that model was really sharp.
And the storytelling is different.
And now you get every lacrosse fan in a city to come for one weekend, concentrated.
And then new fans can emerge.
And they have a great deal with ESPN.
It's a great distribution.
That's cool.
So the group is great.
But I really believe like it just, it's going to come down to character building and storytelling.
Yeah.
Because, but it's still, it's still,
it's still across.
It's like you watch it,
it's complicated,
you know,
it's not,
and the ball's small.
Yeah,
the guys are wearing helmets.
So there's a lot of rules.
It's not,
the basketball,
the guys aren't wearing helmets
and it's a big ball
that goes into a big,
right,
and it's small.
It's like the court is little
comparatively.
Boxing and UFC?
I mean,
so,
one guy versus one guy.
You don't need to know anything.
You don't need to know anything.
I watch Russian,
like,
MMA events and it's like,
that's like three on one.
Like,
you don't even need to know
any of the rules
to know,
oh,
someone has nothing to lose or when both guys have nothing to lose or when everyone on every team
has nothing to lose. Yeah. Like this is the last opportunity for them. Yeah. To turn their life around
with this one fight. And with lacrosse, you've got a lot of guys who are doing really well
have a lot of opportunities to go into banking and finance. Right. Right. So I think storytelling is
harder in lacrosse. Yeah. There are really good stories. Not every guy's like that. Of course.
Yeah. There's no doubt. Like there are some amazing stories. Yeah. And that's what the Premier La Crosse
league is doing right now. It's sinking
into the really. But it's harder. I mean, like the NBA,
like how, I don't know what percentage of those
guys like had tough childhoods,
get out of a bad situation, put their
mom in a mansion, like the most beautiful
story ever that everyone wants to connect to.
And that doesn't happen like in crew.
It's like, can the American
dream happen? Yeah, yeah. The American dream's
already happened if you're playing crew.
Or like lacrosse or what the stereotype
is. Yes, for sure. Yeah. And that's
really hard to storyteller on. Boxing
has done a great job. And those guys really
like a lot of them, they came out of nothing.
And so you're like, damn, you really need, if you don't win, what else do you have?
What do you do?
Like, this is it.
This is it.
This is literally it.
And that like stakes, that's the, you know, the pinnacle of storytelling is stakes.
Yeah, that's every show.
That's not just sports.
That's like queer eye.
Yeah.
Every person on the show, it's like, if they don't do this now.
Yeah.
With these guys, it's over.
Yeah.
They're never going to do.
Horse, they're getting, yes.
It's over.
It's over.
They need to do that.
They need to do queer eye, but like with boxers.
That'd be perfect.
Like Floyd Madeweather,
all in the come up.
It's like,
dude,
we're going to turn you
into a star.
Yeah.
You're going to be,
your nails are going to be perfect.
Yeah.
I mean,
that's wild.
I think that's what you guys need to do.
You got to go like around the world,
find some at-risk youth
and then put some lacrosseks in their hand
and get a story going.
You know what I mean?
You're like,
let's go, baby.
Let's score some goals.
It's a good headline.
Yeah, right.
College were traveling
for at risk years.
Remember when they did that with the,
what was that show?
The kid that played for the Pirates,
million dollar arm. They went out to
India and they found cricket players.
That's right. That's right.
Hey, we're going to bring you to America to play baseball.
And they made a movie out of it.
Yeah.
That could be...
Whatever happened to the big Indian basketball player?
He died.
No.
I don't know.
Oh, I was like...
Oh, my God.
Why I made that out of this?
Wait, well, I don't even know which way you talk about.
I don't know where he is.
Vice made a piece about him.
Wait, really?
RIP vies.
How long did he play for?
Oh, yeah.
How many times?
Vice died.
Vice died.
That's what it is.
Yeah, my bad.
That's who died.
Yeah, I'm actually curious. What do you guys think of that? Like, Vice being this like haven for like cool subculture news to then just kind of going bankrupt and maybe not existing.
I think it's the same story as BuzzFeed. Like I think it's the inevitability of people getting tired of a media brand. Like people follow people. People are interesting.
You know, like as your show continues to grow and you change your show, people are going to be into it because they're into you. As we grow and we change, people will be into it who are into us.
Now, if we take on a bunch of overhead and you start not being able to move around to be nimble and change, you immediately become stale and mediocre and you can't compete. Vice can't compete with like someone like Iraq. And they're not in the same category, but just in terms of eyeballs. Yeah, or Johnny Harris. Like they can't they can't compete because you have an individual and people are more interested in human beings, right, than brands. So you have an individual who doesn't have as much overhead.
has no investors, can pivot at any moment, can change with the algorithms.
That's that you can't, you can't compete with that.
Also, if you start making too much stuff that's only being made because like Hennessy,
whatever is sponsoring it or whoever.
Yeah, yeah.
It's bad stuff.
Like, it's only made to exist because a sponsor paid for it.
I think someone sold it.
If you make too much of that.
Yeah.
People start to care less.
Media companies are kind of like built to become mediocre.
because you start with something cool, right?
And then people are really into it because it's cool.
And you get a ton of advertising opportunities.
And then you just say yes to all of them
and you make a watered down version of what you used to make
because you have to make so much of it.
And you have to appease the sponsors, right?
And then you're also looking at performance.
So instead of saying like what would be cool,
you're looking at what would work.
And so there's like this inevitability of like stripping out
the innovation and creativity.
And then you get to a point where like we talked about,
You have something to lose because Vice is something.
Yeah.
And if they do, if they take risks in the wrong direction, Vice could go bankrupt.
Yeah.
When you work your whole life to get everything you ever wanted, all you can think about is losing it.
Yes.
And that fear of losing it is so crippling.
Do you think that Vice's content strategy has affected their, like it seemed to me at least that they were pushing for a new market share?
That like they were existing in like this sort of niche like, you know,
countercultural sort of like subversive media space and then progressively kind of got a little bit
more broad and try to like bring in more people and got like a little bit more like moderate in a way
and at least to me like again I'm not a diehard but that just seems like what their content was doing
and in the pursuit of trying to get everyone it seemed like they kind of lost everyone at least to me
yeah that's probably right and also the business of being niche is very different from the business
being mass and they probably built their they probably had to get into a space where they had to be
mass right and so it's again it's like when you raise money as a media company or you have just a lot of
overhead it's very hard to remain cool because the pressure is different so I just think that
that's like an inevitable future for media companies that's interesting because I sometimes feel
the opposite way where I feel like media companies have almost always an advantage over the
individual because I can only make so many podcasts in a week but if you are a podcast media company
you can make five podcasts a day like you can like your ability to create with frequency and have
multiple talent under the umbrella can grow so yeah I think access to talent is a big advantage yeah
like barstool can flip up a show and all of a sudden like Dave is on it right yeah like talking about
his show or like they have like big celebrities yeah sometimes who are just within episode two
Dion Sanders yeah yeah you're just like damn like
That's a competitive advantage.
They're unique.
And I think they're like they operate like a startup creator.
Still.
In every version.
I was watching one of their episodes.
Have you watched the show, the BFF show with Josh Richards?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And Pornoy.
And Pornow is, he's funny on it.
And there's a moment in the show where he's trying to fix his webcam for almost
four and a half minutes.
And nothing is being talked about, but he's just pissed that his webcam's not working.
Yeah.
And it's entertaining.
And I think that's such an X factor that they have like, you know, with him.
But yeah, they're kind of an outlier right now.
They operate a little more like creators.
Like that moment, right, of him trying to fix his webcam for four minutes.
Any other media company, that's cut.
Right.
Yeah.
You guys on the Schultz, like flagrant episode with Noel Miller, the first like 25 minutes
is pressing him on his race.
It's absurd.
I was listening.
I'm like, it's still going?
That was really funny.
10 more minutes?
Still going.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like any media company,
we were going to get to the bottom one.
Any media company with a sponsor on that.
So funny.
Yeah.
You know,
it's like,
we can't.
No,
no, no,
we can't.
It's insane.
We just can't start an episode that way.
Yeah,
of course.
Right.
Like, you're able to make decisions
that actually are better for the audience
because they're more you.
Right.
And media companies just can't always do that.
Noel Miller is like a savant to me.
Like,
sitting with him,
I was like,
this dude is so funny and so sharp.
Yeah.
And then the fact that him and Cody can make music.
The way they do is so crazy to me.
No, Noel is like a real, like, creative force.
Yeah, like, in terms of like, yeah, I do production.
I can make video, I can edit, I can do music, I can do stand-up.
I mean, it's like Donald Glover levels of like, brilliant.
But yeah, it's like his slowness sometimes and his delivery is like Chappelle.
Like he's so, his heartbeat must be his like must be so.
His resting heart rate is just must be so low.
Yeah.
And he's had, especially for comics, I don't even know if people would like knowledge this,
but like coming up in the space and in the way that he came up when people look at it is so easy.
they're like, oh, you got this audience automatically handed to you.
Like, that's the dream.
But it's in a way a lot harder to try to cut your teeth as a comic because it requires so
much repetition.
And ideally, you're going up in front of like neutral people that will give you honest
feedback.
But he's going up in front of like his fans.
And in spite of that has still become a great comic.
Yeah.
And that is really hard to do.
To already have an audience while trying to do stand up.
It's like nearly impossible.
Yeah.
Like we've seen it with all these like TikTok guys, vine guys that have these big audiences and they go,
oh, how do I monetize?
I'm going to do a live show.
I'll just do stand-up because how hard is that?
And I'm funny on the internet, so therefore I'll be funny here.
And it does not translate.
And Noel, because he's a legit comic, like, even before he was making content,
has been able to usher in and do, like, a great live show.
I would love to see his live show.
I've never seen any of it.
Yeah, we got invited in L.A., but we couldn't go.
Yeah, no, you should check out.
I would have loved to go.
Yeah.
But it's hard when you already have that built-in audience.
Like, imagine the first video you ever posted, there's like half a million people,
a million people just, like, waiting.
Yeah, yeah.
You're like, yeah, I'm never going to do anything.
Like how can you live up to the expectation?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How was performing at mothership, by the way?
Dude, it's awesome.
It's so cool.
I wanted to hear about that experience because that, like,
I'm a huge fan of stand-up comedy.
I think stand-up comedy is like,
Schultz set it on our show and I think about it all the time.
You talked about like stand-up is risk.
Like what makes it interesting is the risk of it.
You know, it's like you're standing up there
and you're going to say something vulnerable to all these people.
Yeah.
And I think just getting the experience of doing live speaking more now,
where a lot of our stuff is like written by someone else
or at least we're workshopping with a writer.
And, um, but sometimes you'll say something
that's supposed to be funny and no one laughs.
And it's a very, I'm so glad we have that experience now.
That is such an important experience as a creator
or entertainer or performer.
And then also the inverse experience where you say something
that's off the dome or off the cuff and people do react, clap, laugh,
whatever.
Yeah.
That live feedback is like, I don't know.
I think that's one of the most important things as a creator.
Is a wild feeling.
I mean, just stand up.
in general. But the mothership as a space is so cool. I mean, it's really remarkable what Rogan did.
And I always talk about Joe, like, you know, obviously he's a podcaster, but in a lot of ways,
he's a YouTuber. And like, I don't think people ever, like, you know how he knows it. I don't know if he would.
I don't know if he would take that as offensive. But I'm like, no, you're a YouTuber. And on top of
being a YouTuber, he's also like a live streamer. Like the majority of his videos, I think we
even talked about this last time you guys were here. The majority of his videos that he did from
like 2000, I mean, his first videos were on Ustream. Like it wasn't even on YouTube. It was just
on a live streaming website. And then all the way up until like 2018, 2019, they were all live.
Like he was literally like the OG live streamer. Like, and people don't realize that. Like,
when Elon Musk came on his show and smoked weed, the stock price was falling in real time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he was live on air. And people have a disconnect from that. They're like,
oh, no, he's like the OG live streamer. And so from him to go to like this niche live streamer to
then creating an entire comedy subculture in a city is like unbelievable.
And to witness it and to go there.
I mean, every show is sold out for the next, I don't even know, however many months.
They have two rooms going at all times.
All the people, comics and staff are getting paid, like, insane money.
Like, the club, to my understanding, is like a break-even club.
Like, it's not going to make money.
That's cool.
This is Joe's way of, like, redistributing his wealth that he got to, like, comics and artists and creators.
That's cool.
And everyone in the audience is, like, excited and they're so happy to be there.
There's no phones.
So, like, everyone's in, like, those saunders bags.
Have you seen those?
Yeah, yeah.
And so, like, the audience is just, like, chatting.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I like the concept of them.
Yeah.
But I wish the mechanism was less clunky.
Really?
There's something that bothers me about.
I look at the mechanism.
I'm like, this is perfect.
Like, you keep your phone.
Yeah.
It's a magnet.
There's no technology even involved.
They can't fail.
Yeah.
I'm like, as far as technology goes, I'm like, pretty solid.
I just like don't like what it says about me.
Like when I do it, I'm like, am I that's, am I that?
Is it so insane?
Yes, we all are.
Yeah, they have to put it in a straight jacket.
The answer is yes.
Is yes.
So maybe that's what it is.
I just get bothered.
Yeah, I don't think you like what it says about you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, I'm a junkie for that.
The impulse is crazy.
Yeah, it's a lot.
The impulse of like any given void, any moment, you know?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm bored.
Oh no, I'm bored.
Thanks for making me bored.
Not even I'm bored.
It's just I have a second, you know, I have a second right now.
Yeah.
Speaking of this, I was watching this video, heard this story.
Something happened recently where a bus driver,
full of kids.
They're driving and the bus driver starts to have a seizure.
Oh.
Did you hear about this?
Saw it.
Okay.
Bus driver starts to have a seizure.
Young kids, like 11, 12, whatever.
One kid in the front realizes what's happening, gets up, puts his foot on the brake,
saves the entire bus.
They're swerving across the road.
They do interviews with all the kids afterwards.
That kid who put his foot on the brakes doesn't have a cell phone.
He's the only kid on the bus.
his parents wouldn't let him have a cell phone.
Every other kid was like, oh yeah, I didn't even realize what was happening.
I was on my phone.
I was on my phone.
Whoa.
Insane.
That's insane.
Like, that's crazy.
Bro.
And he probably got bullied for having a phone or for not having a phone.
Yeah, he probably got bullied for it.
And even in the interview, he was thinking right there.
Even in the interviewer was like, isn't it great?
You know, your parents didn't give you a phone type of thing?
And he was kind of like, no.
No.
No, I would have a much rather died on TikTok.
He was just kind of like, you can tell he was bummed about being the odd one out.
Yeah.
But think about what we're giving up.
Like just general situational awareness.
Literally.
What is the chances actually in 2023 that a kid didn't have a phone?
Yeah, that's very good.
Yeah.
The one kid.
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
It's insane.
And then on top of that, like, you think, I bet you he was sitting there being like,
should I just let this thing go off a cliff?
Like, fuck all these motherfuckers.
Like, they've been bullying me for six months about not having a phone.
Oh, who doesn't have a phone now?
But instead, he did the right thing.
Also that he knew, like, to hit the brake?
I mean, yeah, yeah.
Like, there's a lot of, there's a lot of things.
within him.
Would I understand what to do?
Oh, no, I would have had a seizure too.
I would have seen it and be like, oh, fuck, here we go.
This fucking collapsed.
I would have been on my fault.
Yeah.
What if the bus driver was on his phone?
That's what caused it.
It was like, dude, this is, everything's the phone.
I mean, there's probably, like, there's probably statistic, like how many deaths happen
a year from people on their phones, crossing the street.
I mean, do you do that if someone's walking towards you on their phone?
Do you get out of the way?
Yeah.
I stopped doing that.
I'm done with it.
You'll just run in the.
I'll just stand there.
Like, if you're on.
your phone and you really aren't looking, I'll just stand there and have you kind of like get
close to me and be like, oh, sorry. It bugs me. You know, I think that's the right thing to do.
I appreciate, annoying. I appreciate very much the law that you can't be on your phone in a car,
right? Yeah. When you're driving, of course, right? But the other day, I was driving and I got to a red
light and I wanted to change what I was listening to. And I pulled up my phone at the red light
and start messing with Spotify. And I get a really angry knock on my window from a cop on a bike.
and he was like, you want me to give you a ticket right now?
And I was like, I didn't know how to react because I was like, he's like, and then he said, take your phone and throw it in your trunk in front of me right now.
And I was like, okay, okay.
And I like unplugged it.
And I threw it.
And then he was like, next time I'm giving you a ticket.
And I was like, I didn't want to like question him because he was a very angry guy.
Yeah, he's on a bike.
Yeah.
He's on a motorcycle.
Yeah, yeah.
So I.
You're his big catch for the day.
He's like, who we go.
But right after that.
situation he you know he sped off i pulled over went into my trunk got the phone immediately
to my podcast and put it in he also didn't speed off he went in third year yeah he was he was
biked off slowly you think that's less effective than him kind of just knocking on the door and
saying hey definitely like would you mind putting your phone down you just less effective right i i i
figured the rule is like if you're out of red light you can you can pull out the phone right
yeah that seems completely yeah that seems that's fair yeah i don't get most of these like car rules though
Like, it's like, oh, you're allowed to have, what was the thing that used to tell us in college?
They'd be like, okay, you're allowed to have alcohol in the car if it's two moves away.
Right.
Was that right?
That's what the rule was, right?
That might be in Florida law.
Yeah, that's a Florida law.
Is that a gun?
I think of a gun.
Well, that's, yeah.
I don't remember.
Wait, two moves away?
It's something like that.
We're like a chest move.
If it's like behind you.
So you have to like undo your seatbelt and turn around.
Got it.
Or maybe I'm thinking of a gun.
Yeah, I can't I remember which one it is.
I think it's the same rule, though.
Neither rule supplied.
Yeah.
It's two move rule.
Yeah.
I think a two move rule is like if it's in your glove box, that way it's like...
One move.
Yeah.
Is it five moves?
How many moves is it, dude?
What do we consider a move?
I don't know.
I'm driving with a gun up to my head.
I don't even know what's going on.
I'm like, if I'm in traffic for one more minute, it's over.
I mean, yeah, that's wild.
I don't like, I don't like when cops are overly confrontational like that.
You're like, be a little reasonable.
Like, I'm at a red light.
Yeah.
I'm listening to Spotify.
Yeah.
I don't need you like banging on my window with this intensity.
Yeah.
Like especially like he said, I'm going to get you next time.
Yeah, yeah.
Like he's like a Scooby-Doo villain?
Yeah.
It kind of did freak me out though.
I think about it all the time now.
What you think just falling?
Yeah, I just think about it all the time.
Just any moment.
Yeah, I could happen.
Just check your back.
But I also think that it does work.
It has to do with like, you know, and I'm curious to you guys.
Like, when do you decide to give up on a podcast episode?
Whoa.
Because that's what I was doing in the moment.
I was like.
You had just given up on an episode?
I was like, I'm done with this episode.
I'm going to move to a 20.
Wow.
So it's really their fault.
Yeah, it's really...
Do you want to say which podcast?
Yeah, do you want to out the episode?
I think it might have been smartless.
Wow, dude.
Yeah, I'm not smartless.
And I like...
Jason Bavittman is a huge fan of this show.
He listens to this a lot and he's going to be crushed to hear that.
Jason, look, I finish every episode.
I listen to ads.
I don't care if a copy.
I listen to the ads.
I do listen to the ads.
I like the way they do their ads on that show.
But J.B. knows, like some episodes are better than others.
Yeah.
And when you're when you're guest dependent, whenever they're doing too much, I know they're not happy with the guest.
You know, like the three of them,
when they're really hamming it up.
Interesting.
They're like, okay, the guest is not playing into this.
Like, you know, the chemistry is off.
Were you like an arrested development guy?
Did you like that show?
I haven't watched all of it, but I love that show.
So what is up with you and is quitting on Jason Bateman?
Like, you know what?
Right?
Like, what is wrong between you and Jason Bay?
Yeah, you got to call him and just figure this out.
It's kind of rude, dude.
Yeah.
That is rude.
That's fair.
I'm good at a, I'll never quit a pot or like if I'm listening to a show.
I'll know based on the first two minutes
if I'm in or out.
And then I just won't revisit it
if I'm like halfway.
Yeah.
Like that's how I know.
I'll like get to wherever I'm going,
turn it off.
And if I'm not thinking about it during the day,
being like,
what did David Fravor see
when he was flying that Navy jet
and saw the Tick-Tac UFO?
If I'm not thinking that,
then I know it's not for me.
Yeah.
And I finished every podcast
that he talks about that Tick-Tac UFO.
I've listened to all of them.
I'm like, I'm hooked.
Like he talked to Lex about it.
He talked to Rogan about it.
what do you guys think everyone what do you guys think i knew this was leading here it always does it always
does i just talked to a guy that got abducted by aliens so it's like it's in my head nonstop yeah but what do you
think aliens yes or no also that's what the show is about right aliens at the end of the deduction yeah
i mean what are you talking about a camp yeah yeah that's true right that is true yeah when i
when i used to camp i definitely talked about aliens a lot i don't think there's any possible way
we're the only ones that's that's what i'll say like that seems like an absurd concept to me
statistically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That we could be just like, like, whenever someone describes to me the universe, I'm like,
okay, that's like a very overwhelming thought.
And the fact that we're like, yeah.
And it's just us.
Yeah.
That seems crazy.
So I don't know what it looks like, but I think it's a crazy thought to think.
I also think abduction is totally understandable.
Okay.
I'm like, I mean, like, okay.
You're going to one up them every time, dude.
You're better at lacrosse, dude.
You're better at lacrosse, dude.
Like, chill out, dude.
say like think about it like if clip calling on that too yeah
abduction is completely under thing not not on earth but like if
let's get at this if humans found an alien species and felt like we had found them before
they had found us uh-huh with the history of the human don't you think that if we had the
ability to abduct one to learn more about them yeah we would probably do it and I'm not saying
we like Americans like maybe who knows like someone somewhere I think I would be the
worst you find it toward it toward it
in the Galapagos and you're like, we're going to take you, put a tracker on you, like,
observe you and then come back and see you after a couple months. Think about how we study animals.
Throw an air attack on them. Exactly. Yeah. Literally air tag them. That's like. That's what it is.
Yeah. And I think humans might be like, yeah, we should probably check it out. Yeah. Yeah, that's
like collectively the human race would probably be like, yeah, we won't harm them, but we should
probably take one. But take a look. That's what this guy Jay was saying. He was like, I believe that
I've been tracked. I'm like being tagged by extraterrestrials, by unknown beings. And they come and
visit me every few months to like check out what's going on look at my form check my body out and I
he even said something I think he said on the episode that was blow on my mind he was like it is human
centric of us to believe that the aliens want to talk to us yeah I was gonna say that's that's
narcissistic in itself right how crazy is that's very eager to talk to like the dolphins yeah
totally why like what if they're going to talk to someone else who knows they can interface with
dogs or something we assume we're the important ones yeah and the dogs are in on it so that's
crazy yeah right but you don't think they're coming to earth though
You know what, man, I have no idea.
And I'm open to all the opportunities and things that could happen.
The interstellar opportunities.
I guess opportunities is the wrong word.
I'm just open to all the possibilities.
Like I'm very confident that I know very little.
Yeah.
You know, and that is my confidence level.
And like, I'm just like any, I, this is all crazy, right?
Like the fact that we're talking, dude.
This is a mushroom talk.
That's what I was saying.
Yeah.
Okay.
So like you think about the, yeah, this is going to get pretty wild.
Yeah.
So does everyone buckle up?
Like the concept that an apple grows.
Like you put a seed in the ground and all of a sudden like this thing grows and then you can grab it and eat it and it tastes good.
What is that?
That's a strange concept.
What is that?
And if you settle into that concept and then there's strawberries and then there's some that you can't eat.
And there's a it's like such a strange concept that you have to then go, well, I don't know, man.
I guess like what is this magical place?
That's the only answer that I like.
I'm like averse to certainty.
If someone's too certain about something, I'm like, how do you know that?
I think also enough just like wild things have happened in my life to know that like, I don't know.
Like there's a lot of obscurity to this.
Yeah.
And yeah, there's no certainty.
Yeah.
It's crazy to be certain.
Yeah.
There's bizarre like, I mean the whole like I was just in Costa Rica recently.
visiting my wife's extended family.
And we go out into the middle of the jungle, like the rainforest.
We're looking up with the sky and I'm like, oh, I never see stars.
Like I grew up in Orlando.
I didn't really see a ton of stars growing up.
Sometimes I see him camping when I was like a kid.
Sometimes I see him camping now.
But even now, you camp in New York, you go upstate.
It's still kind of like not great visibility.
Sure.
We go out in the middle of the jungle.
You can see every constellation, perfect visibility.
And you're just looking at it.
And you're like, what is that, dude?
Like all of that, like, I was thinking I was like, dude,
if you were to go to the moon, you'd be like, oh, you're in,
space. And I was like, the surface of the moon is just as much space as the surface that I'm on
right now. We're technically in space. I was like, what is going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like,
how down that path? How did water even get here? That's something that Jay was saying. He's like,
dude, if you look at Earth, it has so many resources that are so unique in the universe, or like,
at least in our galaxy where he's like, like, water is everywhere. Like, we're made of water,
like, waters, whatever. It's, you can't find it for a hundred million miles. I'm so
what even is that? I'm so excited for the, uh, yeah. Yeah.
What's going on, dude?
The audience members who come to the show being like, oh, Colin and Samir, I'll probably learn something about the creator economy.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, how about the main creator?
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out of God.
The one creative.
Yeah, the OG creator.
That's what you guys got to do.
Have a religious heel turn.
And be like, hey, welcome to the creator economy.
Open your Bibles and just go deep into it.
That would be awesome.
I mean, it really is crazy.
I do think having that mentality is important to be like a podcaster or someone who interviews people because, like, you have to be inherently curious and believe.
like be open to your beliefs being challenged, you know, to have long, curious conversations
with people. You have to be very open. Yeah, it's hard to have a combo where someone's like,
you know, I believe this. And the guy's just like, nah, nah. I think you're dumb for that,
actually. But then it also is interesting on a talk show when two people have opposing views and
they back them up. Like, that's also an interesting. Yeah, only when you think about it, though.
Like, if you've, like, been really self-reflective. Yeah. Like, I sometimes am blown away at how
little self-reflection other people do. Sure. Like, I just assume everyone's overthinking,
every decision they make.
Right.
And then I meet someone
that's not over thinking anything
and they don't really think about anything
and I'm like, what are you doing all day?
Like you're just,
you don't even have a phone.
You're just like...
You're just like...
Really happy.
That's like the plight of being a creative too.
I think like being a creative
you end up just being very self-reflected.
Self-awareness is your superpower
but also like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
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This is such a, yeah, what a cool opportunity to talk about just stuff we would never talk about anywhere else.
sometimes we'll go to bed and we'll have like turned off a light and we'll wake up in the morning and like that light will be on and like there will be like another kind of strange thing and we'll hear there's one day where like there's a chime that happens when a window opens or sorry when there's movement in the house so there's like a chime that happens and when we turn the alarm on and we were laying in bed and the chime happened and we were like whoa uh and
And I was like, okay, I better go, I better go check this out and look.
And I went outside and we have a light in my closet that can only get turned on from a button inside the closet.
And the closet was illuminated.
And I hadn't been in that room that day.
And the chime went off and I looked over and I was like, the closet lights on.
And I was like, I don't know.
I just don't know.
I don't know what that means.
So I just opened the door, turned off the light, went back to bed.
But that's happened a couple times where like we'll hear the chime and then something will be like kind of different.
Yeah.
Who knows?
Also could just be someone in my house.
Yeah.
Hope to God.
Yeah.
You're like I hope there's just a homeless guy living.
Yeah.
I mean, again, I don't, I don't know, man.
How weird though.
I mean, how do you feel walking back to the bed just being like, okay, what am I to tell my girl?
Just like, oh, it was nothing.
I think her and I are pretty like woo-woo, you know?
So we're just kind of like, oh, you know, who knows?
A friendly spirit.
Yeah.
Don't you hate gender rules though?
What do you mean?
That you're laying in bed and you're like, are you going to go?
And she's like, no, you're supposed to go and you're like, fine, I'll fucking go do it.
I think that comes up a lot with spiders in our house where she's the spider killer.
I kill so many spiders, man.
Oh, really?
You got a girl?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, a fiance.
Damn.
Oh, I was going to.
No ring yet.
Yeah.
See, I don't like that.
That's another gender thing that I don't like.
That you don't get a ring.
Yeah.
You suppose.
Yeah.
We both get rings.
Yeah.
That's the way it should be.
That's right.
I'm still in this like limbo.
Yeah, right?
Like, what even is this?
Exactly.
Like, you're engaged to whom?
Yeah.
Like, who is this person?
Just like, an amorphous human being.
Like, all you do all day is just flip switches in his house.
Like, yeah, like, you don't even have a purpose other than.
I'm not messing with me.
It's a long prank.
Yeah.
I'm going to do that up until the day I get married.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
And then it's over.
And then you get married and you're like, all right, I got to be serious now.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So she does all the spiders and then you do all the ghosts.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's pretty much interesting.
That's pretty much it. Yeah.
When you say woo-woo, are you like low-key, like vaguely spiritual?
You're like, yeah, there's something. Something's going on.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Yeah, yeah.
Dude, fucking same. That's what it is. I grew up like hella Catholic.
Oh, interesting. Yeah. Like deeply. Like I still got my scapular on. Shout out to my Catholics.
But literally I like grew up like going to Bible study all the time. And then now it's kind of like morphed.
That was short hair mark.
Yeah, exactly. That was short hair.
back in the ball pit days.
Dude, short hair ball pit mark is a different human piece.
Have you guys seen those videos by the way?
Yeah, I haven't.
That's so funny.
I have and I was like, I was watching that video
and I was like, so where's Mark?
And then I paused it and I was like, wait, that's Mark.
Mark's in my house the whole time.
Look at you look in the mirror and you're like, I'm Mark.
What an assidre.
I'm pretty woo-woo, man.
That's a possibility.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're all one, dude.
Yeah, no, that was a weird time.
That was like literally I was interning at the Laugh factory in L.A.
and I was just uploading all of their stand-up stuff.
I, like, kind of started their Instagram page.
Oh, interesting.
And I, like, kind of was getting their Facebook pop.
And they had a good YouTube presence at the time.
And so I was just, like, posting all their content.
And I was kind of learning, like, oh, here's how you title something to go viral.
Yeah.
Here's how you, like, edit it to make it, like, pop.
And I just had, like, a backlog of all this content that I loved.
I was so obsessed with stand-up still am.
And I was able just to, like, play with it.
And they were just, like, do whatever you want.
And so I was just uploading it all day.
Just like, this hit, this didn't hit, reload this.
Dude, one time.
there was a guy that has like a racial joke.
This is a very embarrassing story that I've never told.
There's a comic that like went up at The Laugh Factory and had like a racial joke.
But it's not like offensive.
It's like him and a black guy doing like a sketch.
And it's like it's racial, right?
Okay.
And it's funny in 99% of context.
And then I posted it on one day and it's killing.
Like doing crazy views.
Just like going insane.
And then I get a call from like the manager, lady of the intern pro.
She's like, Mark, did you upload?
that sketch to Facebook.
And I was like, yeah, it's killing.
It's got like 5 million views.
It's going crazy.
She's like, have you read the comments?
And I was like, no.
And I go through the comments.
And it was on the day of like cops shooting another guy.
And I was like, oh no.
And she was like, delete it now.
And I was like, okay, I'll delete it.
And I thought my job was over.
I thought that was going to be it.
I uploaded it.
It was like a PR nightmare.
And I thought it was like over.
And then the next day, nothing happened.
So I was like,
And then just kept on uploading.
And then that was the whole summer.
And then I came home and I was like, okay, how do I go viral?
I was like, I feel like I know the tools.
I have like all the pieces.
So I like looked up like Harvard articles about like articles that went viral on LinkedIn.
And like what were like the hallmarks and through lines of those things?
And it was like, okay, don't be confined to language.
Be colorful.
Have an arc.
Be under three minutes at the time on Facebook.
Formatted as a square.
like saturate it, subtitle it, all that stuff.
So I was like, okay, what is like a positive?
Oh, and be positive.
So I was like, okay, I have all these balls from the college that I was going to.
They had just like this giant like ball pit thing that they had like underneath the school that they would use for like events like rally days or whatever.
Pepp rally days is a very different thing that they would do at my school.
That's when they would get all the Trump supports together.
No.
Got it.
No, they were literally like, okay, pep rally days.
They bring the ballpits out.
So I like bought an above ground pool.
bought all these colored balls,
went downtown Orlando,
dumped them all in,
and then made that video.
And then the first week that it went up
was like a million views.
And now it's at like 26 million.
Wow, on Facebook?
Yeah, on Facebook.
And that was the first video ever posted
and I was like sick.
That was interesting.
That video has a lot of like
kind of like yes theory-esque to it.
Yeah, and I wasn't even aware of those guys at the time.
Has this like feel good feel.
Yeah, the don't be confined to language
as rule number one.
It's so important.
Yeah, I mean, that's Cabi lame, right?
Like that dude, like every video, you can be anywhere in the world and understand it.
Yeah.
But the issue with that content is that it was like doing really well.
And I did a series of them.
I did videos for like Soul Pancake, which is like Rain Wilson's company.
And like it was awesome.
Like I screwed that deal up too.
I was so dumb.
What'd you post?
I was like, no.
No, no, the posting was fine.
But I was like 20 years old.
And they were like, okay, Mark, you're doing these videos.
Great job.
These are cool.
How about we pay you to make us for videos?
And I was like, boom, let's do it.
And they're like, how much is it?
per video and I was like I'm gonna milk these guys I'm gonna really just fucking squeeze them
for everything they got okay 500 bucks a video okay got it and they were like you're gonna need
probably three grand of video so we'll just give you that and I was like wow I really thought
I was like doing big business I was like I'm gonna rinse them and I see Garrett and everything
yeah I talked to the board I had Garrett I talked to the board guys the best we can do is 500
video dude I take it or leave it oh my gosh I was such an idiot and I thought that was
going to be like me like highway robbery but no those videos were great but the issue is that then
i was doing stand-up which is like more authentic to who i am and then this content was less authentic
but really cool and like a part of who i was like i like making people happy i like making
like fun content that everyone can get on board with but then people from the like the videos were
coming to see me do stand-up and they were like oh this is different and i was like yeah it is different
And so I had to make a choice like, okay, do I go this route, which is working and making money?
Or do I go the stand-up route, which is not really making money, but is what I really love.
Got it.
And then I kind of just, like, stopped doing that content.
Yeah.
And it was really tough because I was like, I put in all this time and effort.
I've made it work and like millions of views, and I'm just kind of leaving it.
Comedy's hard, man.
So much more fun.
I have some friends.
Yeah, that's like an identity decision, right?
It really was.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's, and I go to the shows and they're very funny.
And you just recognize, like, it's, to really do it is extremely hard.
Like, I have a lot of respect for people who do stand-up comedy.
Yeah, it's a specific type of mental illness, but it's good, though.
It is good.
Yeah, because it does feel like a unique club.
It is so irrational.
Yeah.
To, like, just to think, to lay in bed at night and be like, I'm going to do this and that's going to, that's going to be my career.
Yeah.
It is one of the most irrational things.
Really?
I think so. I think it's like, and I'm not saying that it's irrational to be that passionate about it. I'm just saying like it's an unreasonable thing if you wrote it down on paper to explain to someone. It's like trying to get into the NBA. It's like a very small percentage of people really make it. And yeah, there might be an offshoot of it. It's like my mom right now. There might be an offshoot of it. But the advice I always give to like creators or, you know, I think even someone who's pursuing that is like if you just go to bed at night and you wake them in the morning and you can't not do it. And you
then you'll probably make it.
Because you just can't not do it.
Literally, I mean, I was listening to it.
I might have been even on one of your podcast.
But someone was like, you can't beat me at this specific thing
because I'll never stop doing it.
I will die before I stop this thing.
So how are you going to win?
Right, right.
Like, there's no way.
Like, even if you think it's a great idea
and you're on the wave before me,
I love it more than you.
Yes.
So you can't, like, and there really is no competition with that guy.
Also, the film comedian,
Jerry Seinfeld.
What's his name?
Orrin Adams.
Orney Adams.
Yes.
That's like a very important film to watch.
I think for like any entrepreneur or anyone trying to do anything creative.
Interesting.
What did what did you pull from it that you thought was a?
That one section.
There's a scene that's like so important.
It's Jerry and Orney are in a club.
And Orney's talking to Jerry about how he's like turning 30 and he hasn't made it yet.
And he's explaining to Jerry that like his friends have jobs and they have mortgages and families.
And like he's in a comedy club trying to, you know, trying to make it as a comic.
And Jerry's just challenging him the whole time.
Like he's like when he says like, you know, my friends have mortgages.
He's like mortgages.
And he's like your friends.
He's like your friends.
He's like, yeah.
But Jerry like, you know my parents, I have conversations with them.
And he's like, your parents?
He's like, this has nothing to do with your parents.
sort of alluding to like this can be about no one else but yourself yeah like you just have to
want to do this yeah because it's that nothing could come from it right that's such an awesome lesson
like because you're because you don't even realize you're making excuses like you don't even realize
that everything you're saying is a justification for why you shouldn't succeed or why you can't try
absolutely and then when someone points out to you like oh no all of this is excuses like not even in a
hateful way just like what you're doing is rationalizing your own failure before you've started
And when someone points it out to you, go, oh, yeah, I was bringing my mom into this when she has nothing to do that.
That's so true.
And I was saying, I don't have the thing that you need.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And sure, there are people without those resources and they don't have the things that would make the ideal scenario.
But if you're constantly thinking of why it's not going to work, like, yeah, duh.
I also think if you're too attached to some other outcome that actually has nothing to do with the craft, right?
That's the thing is that I think that that film made me understand that like,
like me being a creator, being attached to an outcome of like a lot of money is detached from
the outcome of getting to be a creator every day.
Yeah.
That can be achieved at a lot of different levels.
And so are you happy with that?
Is that the outcome you're looking for?
Yeah.
Because if the outcome you're looking for is financial, there's other ways to get there that
are actually much more rational and easier.
This is the worst way to get to.
Yeah.
This is the worst way to get to that outcome.
Yeah.
And so that's a really important thing to understand.
is like the outcome you're looking for is just to become a working creator.
To keep doing it.
To just be supported doing the thing you like to do.
You corporatize yourself before you've even created a product.
Which like again,
corporatization is not necessarily bad,
but it is like the rigidity and structure that a lot of creatives need.
But when you're starting from that point without any type of creative seedling,
like you're kind of screwed before you start.
I think you want to try and keep yourself in that pre-explosion of skateboarding,
pre-expulsion of hip-hop space.
right, where it's like nothing can come of this
because I've never even seen anything come of it.
Yeah, exactly.
There's no one ahead of me.
That's the purest space.
Yeah, like there's no one ahead of me that's ever,
you kind of have to imagine, right?
Like imagine no one ahead of you have ever done anything.
Yeah, I think that's one of the things.
But that's the hang up.
It's one of the things we're talking about right now is like,
everyone is too aware of the implications of a good YouTube video right now.
Like, there's too much tied to a successful YouTube video.
Mm-hmm.
Where it's like money, notoriety, you know,
know, respect, a gold play button. Like, there's too many things attached to success that it,
it makes you very attracted to the outcome of success, not the craft of making. Yeah, and you can't
even separate them. Like, I tell people this all time, like, with stand-up, I genuinely,
and even with like this, I genuinely don't have any aspirations of fame. I don't, I truly don't
care. And it's like kind of hard for people to think that, like, oh, you put yourself out
there and you make content all the time. Sure. I genuinely see it as like a byproduct of doing great
stuff. Like in the way that like an NBA player might not be wanting fame, but by virtue of being a
great NBA player, you will become famous. And I, yeah, like I don't post like on my story. I don't
post like stuff I'm doing that day. I don't like, I'm not trying to go out of my, I have a hard time
posting just because I genuinely am not that obsessed with the idea of being famous. And I think that is a
major advantage because of that is the thing you're constantly thinking about. Where like, oh, I have to
get this. I have to get. I think getting married young also helps.
Like, I'm not, like, obsessed with, like, attracting female attention.
Yeah.
So I think that also makes the product a little bit more pure.
Like, I see comics sometimes that'll, like, do jokes, and then girls will walk in and then do different jokes.
Like, they'll have, like, an edgy, like, joke or whatever.
And then girls will walk in and they'll be like, so I was hanging with my bestie.
And I'm like, oh, you're trying to get laid.
Like, you're, like, changing your craft in order to, like, attract women.
How much have you transformed since you got married?
Like, who were you when you got married?
Bro.
I mean, I've transformed a lot from that moment just in terms of, like, responsibility and things.
But I've been with my girls since I was like 17.
Wow.
So we've been together a long time.
And I'm saying, Katta.
Short hair.
Short hair, boy, let's go.
Short hair.
Marky.
I was with her before I did stand up.
Interesting.
Like, I've been with her for a long time.
So has she challenged the kind of like.
Short hair, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But like the societal, like, it seems like you went through a phase of having kind of rigid, a rigid view of the world.
Mm-hmm.
Right.
and then that kind of expanded.
Yeah.
And you netted out in a place of like heavily questioning a lot and then found a new,
you know, long hair version of yourself.
Yes.
Which is a typical story.
Yeah.
But did she, has she gone through that same transformation?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think so.
I mean, if she was probably less rigid and weirdly, like my worldview wasn't super rigid.
My mom's like big into like conspiracies.
So like as a kid, I'm like 10 years old like debating like building seven.
I'm like, dude, like how did it fall at free fall speeds?
You know what I'm saying?
You guys aren't even know about that.
You guys aren't even on that shit, bro.
You don't even on my wavelength, dude.
But like literally, I'm, like, debating with her about, like, the Rothschilds, like, Soros, like, like, moon landing shit.
Like, we're going into it as a kid.
I see.
So everything is up for question, except the one true God, you know, holy Catholic apostolic.
I see.
So you guys bonded on that a lot.
Oh, yeah.
Like, that was important.
Yeah.
Dude.
The Catholicism and conspiracy is, like, questioning everything.
And then even questioning your own faith.
I would come home and have like staunch religious debates with my mom at like 12.
Because I went to a Presbyterian school.
So like my school, like if you're not familiar with Christianity as a Jew and a Hindu.
I went to an Episcopalian school.
Okay, yeah.
So it's similar.
So like there's like reformed Presbyterian ideology.
And so the school is Presbyterian.
And then my parents are staunchly Catholic.
So I'd come home and be like, hey, do we worship Mary?
And my mom would be like, no, we don't worship Mary.
We venerate, blah, blah, blah.
Hey, is the Eucharist actually transubstantiated into the body of Christ or is it a symbol
for it who says in the Gospels of John.
And she's like, well, it is transcript.
Like, it's that kind of shit at like 12 years old.
So there's a lot of questioning.
And I think that kind of led me into questioning more things as it got older.
And my wife certainly was a part of that journey for sure.
So yeah, her mind has opened up.
But she's just, I think, smarter than me.
Like she's much more sure of herself.
Yeah.
Like she like got one rental, like not even a rental car.
She went to buy a car.
Test drove at one car one time was like, I'm buying it.
She wanted a husband.
she met me.
One time,
she was like,
yeah, I'm gonna buy him.
The car thing is impressive.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
I'm over here like,
I'm on Reddit,
every single car,
looking at everything.
What's this one saying about me?
What is this one?
What's the best one?
What is the best one?
How do I maximize?
I'm looking for convenience.
I'm addicted to convenience, man.
Yeah, I'm like,
I'm not as certain as her.
I'm just not willing to do
the research and something I don't,
like,
a car could be anything to me.
It's like it's just going to get me somewhere.
Yeah.
But that's how she is with everything.
Like, I'll just show her a thumbnail.
Like, which one would be like better?
She's like, this one's way better.
Well, that's an important decision.
So that is tough.
That's that's that you can't show her that thumbnail.
No, and sometimes she's wrong, but she's confident in the one she's wrong about it.
It's like a really like attractive quality to me.
I think it's so cool.
But like for you getting married, did you find that there was any ideology shift, any lifestyle change that you adopted that you think is better or worse?
Yeah, I think I settled into like a, uh,
a different space.
I thought you're about to say I settled.
I was like, dude.
No, no, no, no, no.
Like, I just, I was able to like, take a deep breath and, like, become more of myself.
Yeah.
I think she's also a therapist, which really helps.
Like, she's great communicator.
Cheat code.
Yeah, great communicator.
Really, I don't know.
I just feel more like myself now than ever.
And I think that's also, you know, it's both being 30, but also having a really good partner.
You just, like, are able to.
like figure out yourself.
That's the best way I could describe it as like I feel like I am now the fullest
version of myself.
Yeah.
And that is not something I anticipated with marriage.
I thought marriage was very much, when I was growing up, I thought like relationships,
there was always some level of compromise in my relationships where I was like, okay, yeah,
like this one part is kind of uncomfortable or like doesn't really work, but like everything else
is good.
So I'll just change that part of myself.
And then we'll be good.
Yeah.
And then we'll be fine. And then, and like that can't last for a very long time.
Right.
So yeah, I think like that's, that's been the most interesting. And then when you're that,
whenever that happens, right, when you're like actually a full version of yourself and pretty
like relaxed, you can then move on to like the other parts that you want to explore in your life.
Because everything else is like in your 20s or at least in my adolescence in my 20s,
I was kind of trying to figure myself out. And that took up a lot of time. You know,
And that's like, that's just like experimenting, trying things, you know, thinking a lot.
Like there's so much that you're trying to figure out about yourself that you don't,
you don't have the mental bandwidth to do the other things.
Yeah, absolutely.
I feel like getting married, like even subconsciously, like no matter how, you know,
faithful you are, even in a dating situation, you're still kind of like emitting a broad,
like radio frequency.
Like you're like putting your energy out there to be like, who wants me?
Who's attracted to me?
Still anything could happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Even if it's the utmost of seriousness.
Yeah.
And you know nothing's going to happen.
Literally, yes.
I'm building a business and that I'm going to post on my story because this one girl that I was flirting with that one time, maybe she'll see it or maybe who knows.
Like there's just constant outward frequency.
And once you get married, you're kind of forced, or at least you should be, to like, okay, now I just have this frequency that I don't have to put out anymore.
It's going to be into my partner and then into myself.
Yeah.
I found like the week before I got engaged to be incredibly feeling.
very out of control. Granted, it's a very, like,
stressful week. How old are you getting engaged? I mean, this was in
December. Oh, six. You were fucking 16, dude. That's great. That's big. Yeah,
it's 33. Okay, cool. Yeah. And you're 33, how old? You're 30? I'm 34 now. I turn
34 January. Okay, so. I'm 33. Okay, cool. Yeah, we're like mature guys. You know,
we're mature podcasters. You want to cold open with that? Yeah, start with that. Yeah, we're like
tough big boys. Yeah, we were sportsmen in our young age. We're legit big boys. Yeah, yeah. We
boxed at that boxing gym I told you about.
That's right.
So you've been married since you were 30?
Yeah,
actually, yes.
Okay.
Yes.
I had a, I got, I had a, uh, uh, a COVID wedding, like in my parents' backyard.
And then had a big Indian wedding.
Like a week long music test.
Let's go.
Two years later.
So it's like kind of like, I try and think I'm like, I got married last year, but I actually
got married in 2020.
So, yeah, three years.
That's far.
Yeah.
And I'm sorry.
I cut you off.
You were saying that the week up before I control.
Yeah, I went from feeling like very out of control.
And granted, it's a crazy week when you're planning to get engaged, a huge decision.
And there's like a lot of moving parts.
But to like that next morning feeling incredibly in control.
And like you were saying, like that frequency, I feel like it just kind of like goes away.
And it's like a very comforting feeling.
Oh my gosh.
You know, I'm just like, oh, that's gone.
It's the best.
I genuinely like, people ask me.
And I'm not like married yet.
I'm still in this phase where it's not like.
Yeah, no.
It's not going to work out.
But it's not going to work out.
Yeah.
It won't work out.
But I get what you're saying.
You are married.
though, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah. That's how it is for guys. I actually, be honest,
I don't think guys are married until we have kids. Girls are married. Girls are married when
they're engaged. Once you pop the question, girls are married. And then once you have kids,
then guys are married. And guys will be like, dude, I'm married. But every guy when they're
married knows, like, all right, I'll give you half my shit and then I'll be free to do whatever
I want. Like, that's, I think, what most guys are thinking, because they're like, like,
worst case scenario mentality. A guy can still get married at 50, like socially, rightly or
wrongly. That is sort of the way that the paradigm functions and you can still have kids,
yada yada. So it's like I don't think guys fully like, like I think kids for me will be the
next phase. That's a very life changing moment. Yeah. That's one that you can't reverse.
Yeah. You're a dad. You're a dad. Yeah. And like that feels just more of a personal freedom thing.
I don't always think about it in the confines of the relationship, but just of like having a child
is just I think about, I think about what I'm doing sometimes on a Saturday or a Sunday.
or after work and just think, oh, no, drastically different with a child.
Yes, drastically different.
I mean, I have a lot of friends who are having kids right now, and it's really interesting
to watch it happen and how much it dramatically changes their lives.
Yeah, I don't really know how you, I don't know how you, I don't know how like some
people are entrepreneurs and have a kid.
It's crazy, right?
I don't understand that.
Yeah.
Yeah, especially if both parents are working.
Yeah.
Like, if it's a single parent or whatever, like that is so tough.
seems really challenging. Yeah. And like, I don't know, take the kid to work with you. I think about
sometimes. I'm like, I would love to do that. Like, if I'm on the road, like, take my kid with me.
Like, that'd be so fun. Like, I don't know. Like, my kid will be a carney probably or like a weirdo,
but I'll travel. Traveling is a tough part of the like kind of creator or performer journey.
You know, like it's, it's so fun. And like, we're traveling right now. We're in New York. We did a gig
yesterday. Like, that was really fun. Great. And I love like this feeling of being out and about.
out and about.
Like obviously in New York City,
New York City is like unbelievable.
Yeah,
you're not in Omaha.
Yeah.
Sorry,
Omaha.
Yeah, sorry,
but yeah,
you get to come to these cool places.
Like,
I think I'll have a different relationship with this
when I have a kid at home.
Yeah.
I'll be like,
I kind of need to get back,
I think, right?
I don't know how that will mentally
change the whole form
of being like a person on the road.
And you guys strike me as good parents already.
Like,
I feel like you have the aptitude to be good parents.
But like all my siblings,
like I said,
my parents had seven kids.
I have five older siblings.
Wow.
And they basically all have kids.
And it's cool seeing how they've changed with children.
And it's like you think about all the inconvenient things because you see and understand
the consequence of what children will do to your daily routine.
But you don't have the positive benefit of loving something so unconditionally that you don't
even like it's hard to balance the two.
Yeah, of course.
You know what I mean?
Of course.
Like it's an unfair thing to think about when it's like Saturday night and you're like,
oh man, if I had a kid, this would suck.
Because you only have a reference point for what you do during your free time.
Not how wonderful it could be or what the experience could be.
It's like imagine you're hanging on the couch and then there's the greatest thing ever you could be doing.
And then you're sitting there on Saturday night being like, oh, this would be drastically different.
And way, if I had a kid, I'd much rather be hanging with them.
You know what's interesting is being in L.A., there's never really like being in L.A. in your 30s, there's nothing going on.
You know, like you're.
Man, it's so dull.
You just kind of sit.
In kind of the best of ways.
It's not very accessible.
Like in New York, even being here for the couple days,
it's like everything is so accessible at all times.
Nonstop.
Nonstop.
Anything you want 24-7.
Yeah, at all times.
It's always accessible.
And like there's people to hang out with.
One of the strangest things we were talking about this before is being in New York
never feels like you're alone,
especially if you're like a creator or a podcaster or someone who makes stuff.
Because the probability of someone being a viewer or listener to your stuff on the street is so
high here. At least I felt that whenever we come here. Like right when we landed, we got to our hotel
and immediately get out of the cap. They're like, Andrew O'Cosh, what's up? That's good. That'll
happen. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Thanks guys. But yeah, it's just like, you know, someone will just be like,
hey, guys, love the show. And like, you're, whoa. And like, you just, in LA, you feel very alone.
In a good way when you want to feel alone. Right. But then sometimes when you don't, it's like,
it's just not successful. Yeah, I can feel isolating. Yeah. Yeah. And that's,
Yeah, I can see that, especially in New York, like there's just so much frequency.
Like, there's so many people in such a small little window.
And people are having a shared experience.
Yeah.
You know, like everyone's taking the subway because, dude, by the way, like getting in an Uber here is a bad experience.
It's a whole thing.
It's a whole thing because you have no idea if you can trust Google Maps.
If it says it's 15 minutes, no idea.
Is that 15 minutes?
Why do they put the number?
Just be like, hey, it'll take a little.
Yeah.
Like, because the number is irrelevant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In L.A., it's pretty accurate.
But in New York, it's like, you have no idea.
I don't know, there could be a guy.
This morning, I got an Uber and there was a guy, they were painting the, the pedestrian
walkway at nine in the morning.
Yep.
On 5th Ave.
Probably wasn't even done by the city.
It was just a citizen.
I was like, we're going to do some painting today.
And then the city was like, okay.
This should be done it, like two in the morning, right?
You would think.
Yeah.
Nope.
It's crazy.
That's the whole city.
But I truly think it is like the greatest place, in my opinion, for me as like,
like a creative to be because I think so much of stand-up is just like commenting on the human experience
and the best way to comment on the human experience is to be around humans. Like this is the
greatest. Like I've actually stopped listening to music to create more. Whoa. Cool. Like there is this
like I would placate myself with music, I think that like I would wake up, turn on my favorite song to feel
good. I don't even need coffee. Like I listen to like return of the Mac. That's my coffee. That's my coffee.
Like you know that song is your coffee? I'm on it. Like it doesn't even matter. You let
to me. I feel great. So I wake up, listen to that. That's the clearest I've ever heard someone say
the line because that line is pretty, oh, you mean, you know, that line's a little bit more.
Yeah, I did the AI. I did Adobe to it. It just kind of like brightened it up. Just the treble part.
I can do that on the fly. But yeah, I would like do that when I wake up. Go to the gym,
listening to music. Fred again and Scrillic. So Coachella, boom, listen to that all the way through.
Go in the shower. Listen to more music or a podcast. Bike to work. Listen to more music.
I got my Spotify unwrapped. I was in the 1% of music listeners of the whole.
whole app. Wow. Wow. The 1%. And I was like, that's not good. No one wants to be the 1%.
I mean, that is what we do in LA. Right? Basically the same thing. Throw on music, throw on podcasts.
But my issue is like, Emma Chamberlain just talked about the concept of like having a,
having the necessity of always having something on. Yeah. That's what I was doing. Yeah. I'm like
that. I'm like that too. Like I think that's good. And sometimes I noticed that I'm not even listening.
I just need it on. Yes. I like turned on Phil DeFranco the other night and I just had it on while
I was packing. And then at one point, I realized it was in the other room and I hadn't listened
to it at all. But I spent time searching for something to put on so I could start packing.
And I was like, whoa, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I need to, I need to take a break from this. It probably
wasn't even on. That was just your latent schizophrenia just kicking in. Gary like, Philip,
stop turning the lights on, dude. That's, it really is crazy, though. Like, I'm constantly finding
myself placating with just stimulus. When as a comic, I feel like it's my eye.
obligation of the thing I love to do is to observe human beings. I love being around people. I love
humans so much that I'm doing myself a disservice by getting on the train and tuning out.
Yeah. When I should be tuning in to this shared thing that we're all doing. But everyone on the
train is on their phone. Some. Yeah. But then some are having a combo and you hear them and you're like,
what are people talking about? Yeah. Some people are reading books. Yeah. And like, and what is the book
that they're reading? I'm looking at that. Like, what does the train sound? Like, what is the person that's
talking? Like, you're cutting off an entire dimension of your senses.
And when you're not hearing stuff,
I don't think you're looking at stuff
in the right way because you're not responding
to auditory stimulus.
I don't know if you can even smell things in the same way.
I feel like it blocks off so much of the way you're interfacing.
That is something that I really respect about comics
is that they're like such incredible observers
of the human condition.
And then the next step is like they have to deliver it to us
in a way that's like, you know, that makes us laugh.
I don't think that's only comics though.
I think that is a trait shared amongst all creatives and artists.
Like we just happen to convey it in like a very direct.
Musicians are like that too.
The same thing.
Like lyrics are, yeah,
I think like with every edit we make,
maybe not in an interview,
but in a documentary or story-driven piece,
like we're making a decision based off what we think,
how we think humans will respond.
Yeah, of course.
Like the general consensus of humans at large.
YouTube creators are making decisions based off that.
Yes.
You know?
And in order to understand humans best,
I think it is imperative to not be placating yourself
with external stimulus at all times.
obviously I'm going to listen to music of the gym
sometimes I'll go to the gym without headphones
and I'm like what is this place?
I'm just sweating in a room with dudes
sometimes I look at the gym
and I'm like we all do this is a very
especially in New York when it's really nice out
because the other day it was so nice out
and we went to the gym and it's like underground
and it's just like it's in a dark cave
and everyone's looking at themselves
and lifting these heavy objects
and you're like what is this place?
What a weird thing?
What a strange thing
I took a run in Central Park this morning
That was awesome.
The best.
That was amazing.
That's what Casey does.
He goes on the west side and just like runs five miles and six in the morning.
That guy runs a lot though.
Like when he posts, I'm always like, that's like a marathon.
You know, like are you casually running a marathon?
Yeah, he'll warm up with just a half.
Yeah, a half marathon just in the morning.
It's insane.
Even when it's like freezing cold or raining.
He doesn't care.
You can catch him.
Go to the west side.
Six of the morning.
You'll find him.
I'm not going to be there.
And then you can pick up a shift painting sidewalk crossings.
Like you can have a whole day of it.
It'd be awesome.
But yeah, I just think the.
constant need to stimulate yourself, I think, is hurting creators. And it's hurting me. Like, I find
that when I'm just, like, it's so funny to me, and people are like, dude, I love showering.
I come up with the best ideas. I love going on a plane and not having Wi-Fi. I come up with
the best ideas. It must be the plane. It must be you not being on TikTok listening to Kendrick
Lamar all day. That is, again, man, it's the little kid who wasn't on his phone on the bus.
That's what I'm saying? Saved everyone's life. What if the pilot on my plane has a seizure?
Then what? I'm going to land that plane. Exactly. In the Hudson. Call me Sully. I can do it. I can do it.
the one. I can save us, dude. I do find that so amazing about being on a plane. I very rarely
buy the Wi-Fi, only if I really need to send an email. But I like try and stay away from
that because it's the sacred time. Is it a thing to get emotional on planes? Yeah. If you watch a
movie on a plane on TV show, are you more likely to cry? Well, only in the air. If you're just
taxing and you start crying, you might have something going on in there. But is that a thing,
truly, in the air. I feel like, yeah, yeah. The likelihood that I will cry. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, they talk about it.
Hi.
Yeah, yeah.
And like, same with like taste.
Who's they?
Just people?
The Jewish media.
Okay.
They, dude.
I'm telling you, my mom's a conspiracy theorist.
I don't know what you want me to tell you.
But that's, uh, he's Jewish guys.
I don't know if you guys know this.
He had locks and use me as like, no, I am.
He's my token.
He had locks and bagels on Easter, okay?
But, uh, like, no, apparently that's a thing.
Like, scientist.
Dr. Huberman.
Okay.
He talked to.
Yeah.
Wow.
So the doctor.
He really came on the scene and just took over.
He's the doctor.
He's the guy.
Literally.
He's they.
He's them, dude.
He's him.
He's him.
That is one sexist thing.
On your show, he talked about like the perfect week of working out.
Yeah.
And I follow it.
Do you really?
Yes.
Wait, I missed it.
What is that?
He talked about like.
Nothing.
No, you're right.
Yeah.
He's going to be in Division 1.
The cross real quick.
You got no chance.
He's the goal score.
Yeah.
I got to work on the IQ.
You can just listen to it too, you know.
Yeah, no, I'll give a shot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then you'd have to listen.
in our show. But then I'm not going to be plugged into life and as it's actually happening.
Then what? You know what I'm saying? Like just observe the world around you. Why do you need a strong body?
You need a strong body. You can't observe the human condition. Thank you. That's why I didn't listen to
Huberman. Yeah. Boy, what is the perfect week? I don't remember that. So there was,
I was there. It was three days of lifting. Yeah. One day of like steady state cardio and then one day
of sprints. And then there was one other day. I don't remember what that day. Jaws or size.
You do one day of jaws or size. Oh my God. I.
I almost bought the Amazon jaw thing recently.
Is that real?
Are you being serious?
Because it was so compelling.
I watched a TikTok ad and I was like,
that's a compelling reason to buy that.
Yes.
He was talking about like cavemen had to have good jaw bones.
Yeah.
To like rip meat.
I was like, sure, I'll buy that.
Is it like firm up your face?
Yes.
It gives you a jaw line.
The thought is like men nowadays are cucks and liberals.
And the reason is because we don't chew strong stuff.
And that like because we're not like eating meat
off the bone and like chewing stuff all the time and like building up these jaw muscles.
Okay.
We're actually having underdeveloped facial features.
We're also because we're breathing through our mouths while we're sleeping, yada, yada.
So the mouth breathing thing, that worked for me.
That tracks.
That tracks.
So the mouth breathing thing, that's, that's legit.
But then the idea is like by chewing,
through your mouth.
Chewing hard stuff.
When?
You build up your job.
Ever.
Wait what?
Well, you got a nose breathe.
At all times?
At all times.
How do you train yourself to do that?
Tape.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
That's a real thing.
Do you do that?
Well, I think about it now.
Okay.
At night, if I'm mouth breathing, I'll make sure I cut it.
Well, I mean, he was he was.
He said it literally makes you more attractive.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, that's what he said.
He's like, only, you said more attractive.
Okay, I'm not going to put words in his mouth.
I don't think he's like, Colin, you're going to be handsome now.
Look, that's how I read it.
I like that's what you think you're missing in life.
I keep tabs of my mouth.
You're just like, dude, if I just breathe with my mouth shut, I'll be banging everyone.
It's going to be an issue for my girl.
It's going to be nonstop.
You know what I'm missing?
That's why he doesn't have the ring on.
You've got to cut the mouth breathing.
I'm working on cutting my mouth breathing.
Yes, dude.
That's what you're missing is.
It was pretty compelling.
I saw a comic on TikTok.
He's like,
I've been,
you know,
trying to build up my jaw muscle
so I've been going to sleep
every night, you know,
with a ball gag.
And I was like,
Jesus, dude, that's wild.
But I liked it, though.
I think that'll also help.
You can go ball gag or tape
and then it'll build up your jaw muscles.
Cool.
Yeah, so try that.
Explain that to your girl.
I'll try both.
Yeah, at the same time.
Nice.
But yeah,
a YouTube video about it. Yeah, yeah, do that. Yeah, I try the Huberman method. He's like, I never
condone it. There's also so many YouTube videos like that. Like, I lived like Andrew Huberman for a day.
Yes. And they have like five million views, all of them. Yeah, I watch them. Yeah. I am like,
I am like, okay, well, did it work? Yeah, it's interesting. You kind of came out of nowhere for me.
Wake up in the morning. Look at the sun. Mm-hmm. That one's good. I like that's a good,
that's a good hubermanism. Dude, we're, I feel like, we're on some, like, we're on some, like,
if I could just, I want to ground in the morning. I seriously, I, in Florida, I wake up, put my feet in the
sand or feet in the grass just like get my get out there i do that in new york you just yeah i just have a
soil i just have a potted potted plant and i look at the sun i look at the sun every morning now yeah
just before before phone oh i close my eyes but i like look at the direction he's like just yeah yeah
here's good for you yeah i think that's so important of before the phone but that's it's hard to do
some dude you know it's hard i mean i do the phone in the other room now oh it's so good do you
have an alarm clock i can't do that well i i wouldn't call my wife an alarm clock but i just call her my wife
But yeah, she is an alarm fuck.
Got it.
Every morning.
I mean, she wakes up at 6 a.m.
Just naturally?
Dude, 6 a.m.
I'm up at like 8.30, crack at dawn, 8.30.
And she already has problems.
She's already got stuff that's happened.
She's like, I did this business meeting.
I went to the gym.
I got to fight with this person.
She's got things to tell me as soon as I wake up.
I'm like, how did you get so much done?
It's insane.
So the second I wake up, she's like ready to play.
Whereas she also goes to sleep at 8 and then I'm just up until 2.
Yeah, which I much prefer.
I mean, do you wake up early?
my wife wakes up early to go to workout classes and now I go with her so like hot yoga and stuff
like that like it's just she got yeah yeah man I'm a night owl but I'm like trying real hard
screw it dude I don't believe in that I don't believe in that this is society bro this is
dude this is society telling you got to wake up early I feel like I do my best work at night
like late at night come up with my best ideas yes yeah I think the the assumption that should always
be challenged is that there is like one rule for all of us. I think like we assume that we are much
more like similar and we are very similar but like it's very subjective. Yes. And like that's an
okay thing to be subjective. Yeah. And then don't get pissed to people because you follow their
regiment for what to do and it didn't work. Yeah totally. It's like bro like you got to figure this up for you.
Yeah. Like don't ever take advice. Like I took fitness advice from like people that were jacked and they're
like yeah dude just like eat and then go work out sometimes totally and then I'm like yeah I've
been doing that and I don't look like yeah and it's like yeah because what worked for him was just
kind of doing nothing and he's an elite athlete yeah yeah it didn't work out I'm like a high IQ guy
and so I have to like actually do a lot of work but yeah you have to like come up with your own
little us IQ guys yeah that's what I'm just the body guy yeah but yeah it was the wildest thing
is from that Heberman episode people and I saw only one of them and I think it got taken down
but people are doing AI generated ads about stuff that he didn't talk about.
Yeah, and Rogan too.
It was him and Rogan talking about like a protein supplement and it was selling it.
Yeah.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
What do you think of that?
Like, that's wild.
I think it's, I think AI is a lot more substantial than maybe we're even allowing us ourselves to talk about.
Like, um, that's my alarm.
Are we done here?
A.K.
My wife.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Yeah, part two, I guess.
We stop at all the interesting creator stuff.
Yeah, that's kind of my thing.
Exactly.
Like, you think aliens are gay?
What's up with that?
This is such a different show.
I'm into it.
It's nice to, it's nice to.
The cameras aren't even on.
There's no Wi-Fi.
Yeah, I just got that vibe.
This is not real.
I did get that vibe.
Like, this isn't real.
I truly don't care people listen.
I really don't.
It's like my favorite thing.
I try to make the thumbnails and titles good
to make it interesting.
the intro, yada, yada, I don't care.
I really only care if people listen, because then that means I get to talk to cooler people.
Right, right, right.
Like, cool, you guys.
Yeah, we're just, we're just here for now.
For now.
Yeah, yeah, we'll be replaced by AI.
Yeah, exactly, I hope.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, like, I think the advances are so dramatic.
Like, even right now, you're, you're cutting within Aetem right there, a switcher, right?
You're doing autopod.
So you think.
Yeah.
We've recently switched to autopod.
Same.
Young Will over here.
Yeah.
killed me on his Instagram story, bro. I was dying laughing. So to get a 1080 live switcher,
basically if you're doing a podcast, you have two options. You can have their live switch where
you're switching through angles in real time. That way, when you're done with the conversation,
you have a fully formatted video file that you can work with. Or you have to go through and cut
every little thing. It's like a switcher afterwards in Premiere Final Cut. And it takes
literally real time for however long the episode is like three hours. It sucks. Or in order
to get a 4K switcher, it costs like 50K. It's like insane. It's like literally 5,000.
knowledge or whatever. Which is strange. But right? At this point now, switchers are going to be
gone. Literally. Because also with a switcher, you're naturally going to be a second delayed.
Yes. So, or two seconds delayed. Yeah. And that's been a really wild change in our process that
has like sped up the process. Can you explain autopod to people? Yeah. So autopod basically will
read the waveforms of who's talking. So if I'm talking right now, it'll stay on my camera. But now I'm
talking. Right. And now it's on my camera. Exactly. And then if I start talking, it's still
on my camera. It's still on my camera.
Because Colin's camera is not getting
crammed it in. Don't cut to me. If Colin's talking
we're cutting it out. Yeah, it's cut. Move on. The
strangest thing is how well it knows when to cut to
the wide on our show, because we have a wide.
Yeah, and that shows everyone, and it
will cut to the wide. And so it's
doing it with incredible precision because it's
based on the waveforms rather than based on
a human being. And I think
what's interesting is that like AI has
changed trust in
offices. Like,
I think all of us as a team trust
autopod more than we trust any single individual in the office, right? Well, that one kid, Tiger,
I trust him. Right. Yeah, I trust Tiger a lot. I trust Tiger. Yeah, yeah. I call, what I call him Tiger?
Yeah, yeah. Tiger Woods. It's a show. Yeah, which was very funny. Yeah. I trust him the most.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Same. Yeah. But like that, that, it's changed that, right, from the creation level,
where we are starting to, like, we run all of our YouTube titles through Chat, GBTBT. So we'll write a title,
And then we'll be like, give us 10 variations of this.
And even if we don't use it, we just want to see.
Right.
And we'll keep giving it.
It's essentially like sitting in a brainstorm being like, what else could it be?
What else could it be?
And then literally like, give us 10 variations that are more interesting.
Give us 10 variations that are more sensational.
Yeah.
Like, you just keep going on that.
And it'll give you something.
Yeah.
It's better than what you came up with with your own.
10 variations more sexual.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just to see.
That's our show.
Yeah.
But yeah.
It's a, so that level of trust has changed, right?
Where it's like, I almost don't want to put something out unless we run it through just in case.
Right.
So it's like, just in case.
And then we like transcribe everything and, you know, very quickly with Descript.
And now we've created voice models of Colin and I in Descript, which is another crazy thing because they're getting better.
It's strange to like, people talk about like, oh, you train an AI voice model.
It's like, what does that mean?
But we're doing it in real time where it.
It's like it'll ask us to say, give me Samir's voice angry.
Give me Samir's voice sad.
And you can plug those in.
And then all of a sudden the voice model starts to get better and better and better.
And it's strange from the creation side.
On the consumer side, like, how are we going to know what to trust?
Like that feels like George Orwell, War of the Worlds stuff.
George Orwell, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where War of the Worlds played on the radio.
Orson Wells.
Orson Wells.
There it is.
There it is not adorable.
Yeah, Orson Wells.
You know the setting for that was in my hometown, walking distance from my house.
Really?
Really?
Interesting.
Were your folks listening to it?
Like your great grandparents or some shit?
We didn't go back that far in that area.
Okay.
Damn.
Well, then why did you bring it up?
Stop cutting his camera.
That one of the kids.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
Yeah, that was cool.
And we're back in.
Yeah, yeah.
But, you know, when that played on the radio, it was like one of the first times the fiction was read on the radio.
And people, people.
took that as reality. And like, there was people who committed suicide and people who fled
their houses and people thought it was a real story about an invasion. If anyone doesn't know,
this is a story where basically it's a radio broadcast of aliens invading America. That's right.
And in Collins, for the record. Yeah, it was Collins dad that made it. And it's literally his hometown.
And they basically played out like it's a real alien invasion. And they put one little disclaimer at the
beginning like, this is not a real event. This is a reenactment. And then,
And then just went through the whole thing and people were like, holy shit, this is insane.
It's happening. Yeah. And so I think there's a little bit of that where it's like the
intensity of output and content. Like how do we at what point do we start questioning? Is that
coming soon where like everything I see I'm kind of like, what's that? You know, is that real? Is that
not real? And I think it's especially scary on the podcast side or like the audio side.
Because audio voice models for for people who podcast a lot, there's a lot of you out there.
So that can, you know, Rogan, have you heard the Joe Rogan AI experience?
Oh yeah, it's my favorite podcast.
Dude, the Sam Altman episode is like pretty compelling.
Yeah.
It's fun to listen to.
And I was listening to it just to hear what it sounded like.
And then Rogan asked Altman about how Chat Chapti works and he starts answering.
And I'm listening to it.
And then I'm just listening to it.
And I'm like, that's a good answer.
I want to know more.
Yeah.
I want to hear the next question.
And who wrote that answer?
Probably chat to EPT.
Exactly.
So he should know, right?
Yeah.
So that, I think like the trust on the consumer side,
I also don't know when that comes into question or if it matters.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Will they be entertained no matter what?
There was a YouTube short I watched with Rogan's voice explaining how to use a barbecue.
And at some point, I recognized it was obviously not him.
But someone had used his voice model and it made the short more interesting.
And it was almost like the modern form of memes might be like using someone's face or voice to do something that's obviously.
not them.
Right.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't know what to think.
Like, it's happening so fast that I don't know.
If it's entertainment, then I don't think anyone will care.
If it is now breaching the line of like politics or something else, that's where it gets
like really controversial.
I don't even know how you like moderate that.
No idea.
Like this crazy event happened.
Now there's a ride in the streets.
Oh, wait.
The event actually didn't happen.
Like that's a bad situation.
If it's like, oh, look at Drake rapping this Ice-Bice song, that's just funny.
Who really cares?
Maybe like the creators, but as the general public, I don't think the impact is as
as if it's a political thing.
Yeah, I think the concern is like the boy who cried wolf situation, right?
Where like a boy says, there's a wolf, there's a wolf, and like he's just messing
with them.
Yes.
And then the one time there actually is a wolf and they're in danger, everyone's like,
we don't believe you.
Yeah.
Like that's the concern with AI is that like you see so much stuff that you're so
desensitized and you're like that's not real that's not real that's not real yeah and if it is real
you don't believe it is real dude i was talking to uh this guy sebastian erasui he's a chelain
artist that's also like this just brilliant guy who's just like so sharp with like everything
happening in ai he was the first person i like really explained chat gpt to me like a few months ago
this is like maybe like seven or eight months ago like when it was like chat chb t won or some
shit and he was like this is it going to be a thing and he created a reality that was insane to me
as a creator. It like blew my mind. Tell me if you've heard this. You can stop me.
Basically, he was like, okay, chat GBT, you can program it to come up with, like, ideas,
things that would be interesting. Now, what if you were to come up with like an API or some type
of like advanced learning model that could then go through someone's history that they're browsing
through on like Instagram or TikTok or YouTube in the way that YouTube already is taking
and aggregating your like history and then showing you new content? That is what the
algorithm is. What if you can connect that with chat GBT to then come up with ideas that you would
like. And then what if you can connect that with Dali? And Dali is now like an AI art platform where it can
come up with images. And then it can come up with photos that you would like. And now Dali, if you take
a bunch of those frames and put them together, you can create a movie or a piece of video content
that has never existed before. And we're starting to see this with like these Belenciaaga ads
that I forget who makes those, but they're brilliant and they're so fun. And so now you're making
specific content for a specific person
that only that person likes
based off their browsing history.
So imagine when the algorithms first come out
and Instagram is no longer linear.
And people are like,
oh, just show me stuff in a linear basis.
And Instagram goes,
you don't know what you want.
You actually want the stuff
that we know that you want.
So we're showing you the things
that you actually want to see.
And that created a better environment
for the consumer.
And it was blowing people's minds
that like, oh, my feed is different
than your feed.
If you go on my Facebook,
it's a lot of like video
videos and memes, but if you go on my dad's Facebook, it's a lot of like pictures and articles.
How is it possible that our same website is different? And I remember that blowing my mind in
2016, being like, oh, that's crazy. Yeah. So now one variation ahead of that, it's not that
your feed is curated just for you. I imagine the specific piece of content is curated just for
you. And that it only ever existed for you before ever. Yeah. Like, let's say you like funny
videos of like dogs like playing with pigs you don't need to wait you know every year for like
another dog playing with a pig video to show up it will just show up because that piece of
content was created an actual video of a dog playing with a pig that never existed before
just for you that only you get but I think that takes out some of the collective experience of
social media right now because it's not just for me to get entertained sometimes it's to me
for me to find something to DM to my wife that's funny that can connect us and make us
laugh together, right? Now think of the social equity, though, if the thing that you got only you
have. Yeah. Yeah, that was an original creation from your algorithmic input. Yeah, yeah. Wouldn't you want to
share that and be like, look what my brain and the way I think came up with. Yeah. Like, it's literally
outsourcing. It'd be so disappointing if it just was like a lot of uninspiring, unfunny stuff.
This is me? You're like, dude, a guy farting again. Yeah. And they're like, how does he do it?
Yeah. How is he keeps thinking of like already what it is? Right. I guess that's you, right? It just keeps coming.
and you're like, I'm really like that.
Yeah, yeah, that's me.
I'm him.
Yeah.
But yeah, it is an interesting future where like, what if that is content?
Where it's like, I love looking at pictures of cool watches.
Like, I follow an AI fashion page.
I really like fashion.
Dude, AI fashion.
Like so much of what I do on MidJourney is create really dope editorial fashion photography.
Yeah.
I found this great prompt.
And I like, yeah, I'll send it to you.
I'll send you my prompts.
You big Mid Journey guy?
Yeah, dude.
I love it.
I'm friends with the guy that's like in the world.
He created now software that he basically comes up with prompts for other people.
Like he like,
prompt engineer.
Yeah, yeah, literally he has a name for.
I don't know if I can say it.
But like he calls it like he says,
I'm good at risen up AI.
He's like AI like is fundamentally like flirting.
You're basically flirting with a robot to be like,
show me a picture of this.
And then it shows you the wrong picture and you're like,
I'm sorry, baby.
I actually meant this picture.
Like you're trying to like,
flirt with it to get the thing you want.
So he's like, I'm good at flirting.
He's like, I'm good at flirting with AI.
How to talk to machines is like the next chapter.
The people who are good at talking about machines.
And like, you see how your parents Google?
They suck at it.
They like, yeah, yeah, sure.
Like, the restaurant that I went to in 1998, like,
that's not how you use it.
Yeah.
And they're like the wrong input sentence.
Yeah, dear Google, explain to me, it's like,
just put five keywords and it'll show you what you need.
Yeah.
And that's a wee Google, I hope.
You ever just throw a bone out there?
You're like, we all do that, right?
You're like, we all shit in the shower, right?
Right, guys?
We all.
Right?
Right?
But like, that's how it feels like, okay, I put five keywords in.
I actually have no idea how I Google.
Now that you said that, I was like, I think I do do like one or two words.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe five words.
Like, I'm trying to find like back it up Terry.
You've seen that video?
No.
It's an all-time great video.
Guy in like an electronic wheelchair, tries a light of a firework.
Oh, I've seen that.
And then lights it?
Yes.
That's a common meme around Fourth of the,
July. Yes, exactly. And how would you search that? You search like wheelchair guy,
firework. Yes. I'm with you now. Yeah, I would search like fourth of July. You're shit in
the shower, bro. Let's fucking go. Took me, it took me a second. Yeah, yeah. I'm there. And so that's how
we Google. And but now we're going to be chat GPT and Dalian and mid journeying like idiots.
And our kids are going to be like, dad, that's not how you ris up the computer. Like if you're
trying to flirt with the computer, you got to do it like this. And then they'll have the good
prompts. Okay. I was so behind that I'm now realizing you were saying, Riz.
Exactly. Yeah. There's multiple levels here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got to get a chat TVT for this comment. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously, there was a lot of that. I forget you guys are 34. Yeah. We're not hard. Yeah. Yeah. We're not slow. Yeah. Yeah. We should have just kept it to flirting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're trying to play hooky with the computer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're trying to cord a computer. Okay. So you go to the dance hall. You're going steady with this machine, right? Yeah. Exactly. Dude. You're getting chuny with this. You're getting chum.
me with an AI. And yeah, that's like basically what you got to do is flirt. And you found a good way
to flirt with Mid Journey. Yes, a very fun way for me. Yeah. I just, I think like editorial photography
is so cool. And like my family's in the fashion business. So I grew up around photo shoots and like,
it was constantly looking at, you know, a good photo versus not good photo. And Mid Journey's ability
to generate an aesthetically appealing photo is unbelievable. And I think one of the most fun things
is to put like in the style of X.
You know, it's like,
Wes Anderson is obviously like a huge inspiration
to a lot of people right now.
Yeah.
Creating content, but like in AI,
but you can do that in like Jacquesaume,
you know, like in the style of Jacquesaumee.
Yeah.
Which is really cool.
You can do like all types of designers or artists,
which is such an interesting thing.
And I don't even know how they feel about that.
Yeah.
If you are so easily generated by AI,
is that like a weird feeling or a,
not weird feeling.
Is that a good feeling?
I mean, picture another YouTube creator saying,
give me this video in the style of Colin and Samir
and then finding a lot of success.
Like a script that you read and a thumbnail.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You look at it and you're like, of course that's us.
I think it's actually a compliment personally.
Like, I don't think the replicability is an insult
or a feeling that like your derivative or unoriginal.
I think it's actually the hallmark of originality.
Like this is a thing that with,
Like if you can't impersonate someone, they don't have a unique style.
Yeah. Like you can go, hey, what's the deal? You already know who I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he's crafted a lane that he owns.
Ooh, this is fun. Do another. Right? You'd be like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.
You know who I'm talking about. Yeah. Well, these motherfuckers. Wow. Yeah. That's just a black guy. That wasn't even anyone specific. That was just in general.
I was going for Dave Chappelle. That was Chappelle. And then it kind of turned into Bernie Mac. I feel like a little bit. I ain't scared. Are you,
motherfuckers. But yeah, like, if you don't have a thing that you can
sort of replicate, then I don't know if you have a unique style. So the
fact that someone can replicate you and everyone goes, oh, that's calling us to
yeah. That's true. I guess you're in a good spot. If that's actually happening,
and other people can recognize that. Exactly. Yeah. And so I think that is actually a good
thing. And but people look at AI and be like, oh, it's theft. Like they're taking ideas
that already exist, formulating them into semi new ideas and then passing it off its own.
But we've opted in to give, uh,
our stuff to machines for a very long time.
That's what I'm saying.
That's been an opt-in for us for years now, almost 10 years, right?
So I'm also like, how is that different than what any artist already does?
Also, like, algorithms are AI.
Yeah, right?
Like, we've been, we've been in this for a while.
It's just like this first time that we've had access to generative AI.
Yeah.
That's, like, a very jarring thing to watch.
I will say my hope for an AI future as creators,
when it comes to
that future where like
what if half the things in your feet
are just made by AI
that no one's ever seen before
just for you?
Like that to me is a very real reality.
You could go to a movie
and be like,
hey,
this is a movie for Samir.
This is a movie for Colin.
This is like,
I sit down and it has
maybe some of similar arc
or like narrative.
You need to go.
Yeah, we pushed you to the limit.
To the limit.
It's laid out.
Apparently, my wife is bugging.
But no, like imagine
there's a movie that you're going to see
and it's generally the same arc
but it's specifically for you where the jersey that the guy wears is for you.
Everyone's shit in the shower.
Everyone's sitting in the shower.
Waffle stomping.
The boys are Waffle stomping.
You know what that means?
You don't know what Waffle Stomp is.
That's where sometimes you should in the shower.
We live in a different world.
We live in a different world.
You get what I'm saying?
You're Waffle stomping, but like you shouldn't the shower sometimes.
And it doesn't always go down the drain.
So what do you got to do?
Waffle stunk.
So anyway, we're all doing it, right?
We're all doing it.
We're all doing it.
And that happens.
But that's your future where you're watching a movie and guys are wearing your
favorite jersey and waffle stomping. But my theory is that the difference with certain AI and why
we will actually gravitate towards human creation is because fundamentally what we look for in art
is reflection in ourselves. Yes. And that when I see a guy run a two, like two hour marathon and his
name's Casey Nystab. Yeah. And that's impressive to me. Yeah. Not because not only because he did an amazing
feet, but because he's a human that did an amazing feat. Like, if an ostrich did it, I'd be like,
that's kind of crazy. But I'm not as emotionally connected to it because it's not human.
So when a machine makes something, yeah. And that's going to be my thing, is that we're going to
use machines for like utility. And it's obviously going to make all of our lives better. But when
it comes to like looking at like Michelangelo's David, I'm not like blown away because
of just the size of it or whatever. I'm blown away because it's another human being that has
my DNA that is the same construction of makeup as me that made something so beautiful.
Totally. I also think there was someone who said this that I don't remember who said this to
us about video games. Like playing a video game against a computer was fun to a certain point.
Yes. And then it was no longer fun, right? Exactly. It gets boring after a while. Even if you're
winning. Even if you're winning, it's just not that fun. There's no shared human experience to
that. Yes. So I think that's one. And I think two is there's probably be a big,
in appeal for going to see like a movie at a theater,
going to see stand-up comedy and going to see plays,
like live performance,
I think will trade it a premium
and be much more interesting over the next couple years.
100%.
Because watching someone do comedy is like,
there's this like unbelievable tension to it
that you just can't get anywhere else.
Sitting in discomfort will become novel.
Yeah, yeah, right?
Because if everything's made for us,
it's so tailored, it starts to feel the same.
We were talking about how inefficiency will trade it a premium.
him. Like, I was thinking about, I went to go see John Mayer play solo with my wife. So good. He's great. He's
amazing. But I was thinking about the concept that like watching him play, he was playing a song Neon,
which is crazy. He's like so good at the guitar. And he played a riff for like three minutes before
he got into the song. And I was like, this is the most inefficient way to listen to Neon. Right.
I had to drive here. Park. Parking is terrible at a concert. You go in. He starts riffing. He's not
actually playing the song for a while. He's singing it. But like, we're there.
because of the unique factor of it in the collective experience, right?
Because the easier thing to do would just be to open Spotify and play the song.
So get arrested by a bike cop.
That's right.
Exactly.
That's right.
Wow.
Throw your phone in the back.
Yeah.
I really chucked it, by the way.
Yeah.
He made me.
Yeah, you got a hatchback that.
You can, you got space.
If it's a civic, it's way harder to get it back to.
You got to throw a super hard.
But yeah, that's a, yeah, that's a really.
interesting way to look at that inefficiency will become a sought after thing.
Yes.
Like I think it's like camping, right?
Like the only people that like camping are the people that have comfortable lives.
Like if you're living in destitute poverty, you're not like, let's go to the woods.
It's like, we're already there.
And so I think in that same way, as things become more comfortable, we'll seek out
that type of like strategic novelty.
Yes.
Because, you know, back to like the chat GPT title thing, we, you know, we're, you know,
we're sitting in a room at the time,
we were sitting in a room
and all brainstorming titles.
And I was like,
is this inefficient?
Is it more efficient for me
to just sit alone with chat GPT?
Hmm.
Am I getting more options out of that?
Yeah.
Right?
And then that brought into,
that's where I started thinking about efficiency
and I was like, wait,
but the inefficiency creates like a lot of randomness,
but is that replicated through the AI?
Is there enough randomness in there?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But I think in this,
the next five years will be very much,
dominated by talking to machines.
Yeah.
And then we might get bored,
similar to playing a video game.
I think,
being like it's not fun anymore.
Like,
one of the most interesting things
to come out of this
is going to be like the eradication
of like language barriers.
Like how strange is it
that we're all the same species
yet we can't communicate with each other?
Yeah.
Like a bunch of us just can't,
like can't do it.
Yeah.
And we assume all dogs can,
but what if they can either?
Yeah, like in any given place.
You know what I'm saying?
That's true.
Yeah.
Now we're getting into the show.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
We're starting.
Like, imagine what that.
Like, imagine what that does for all of us if, like, instantaneously, anyone around the world can listen to it in their language.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because you have an audit.
I mean, you've seen the AI models that are able to, like, switch out your mouth in real time.
Yes.
And, like, I mean, Mr. Beast is doing it obviously like analog, you know, the old school way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With human beings.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was literally talking to my buddy Miles and he was like, dude, I talked to a girl from my hometown in Sarasota.
I brought up Chad GPT.
She goes, what's Chad?
GPT.
I mean, what an idiot.
And I'm sitting there, I'm like, dude, that was like six months ago.
Yeah, yeah.
None of us knew what it was.
Yeah.
And he was like, yeah, that's a good point.
But like, like, it is crazy how quickly it's happening that the idea of like, oh yeah, you
know, getting humans to type in your subtitles and, you know, voice over your thing, that's
the analog way.
Live switching podcast.
Yeah, but imagine looking back like 40 years from now and being like, remember when we all
couldn't speak to each other?
Right?
That's going to be a thing.
All seven billion of us?
That's what it's going to be like when you're, you're, you're, you're, you're
parents, your parents, I'm sorry, that's rude of me. Your great grandparents are talking about
like the telegram or whatever. And they're like, yeah, we couldn't talk to everyone. How old do you think
Colin is? Yeah, yeah. This guy's easily 60. Yeah, Colin's been a clean 72. I mean, he's dressed like
Larry David. Like, I don't know how old is. Like, this is an old Jew. I don't know. But like,
that is a year Larry David energy. I've gotten that before. He does have LDE. We've said that.
We've said that before. Yes, Larry didn't start out of it. Yeah. Let's go. I want the hat.
But it is like, that is a thing. Like the way your great grandparents are
grandparents or parents would be like dude yeah I couldn't talk to my uncle like I was in college and
you know it was across the country you know might as well been a different country totally and it's like
super interesting that's crazy to us to think oh you couldn't just like email call text whatever and I think
it's going to be the same way yeah like whether it's through some type of like advanced learning thing
with like a google glass that we're all able to hear each other or a neural link where like you're able
to talk freaking Spanish or whatever and we can all just interface in real time that's crazy and also so
exciting. Super exciting. That's my old, that's like one of my biggest regrets in life.
Because I don't have like a good grasp on other languages. I'm like mid at English and then
even worse at French. Like I'm okay with French. But I'm like,
French or first language? No, my dad's first language is French. They're both from Montreal.
Do you ever ask your dad if he thinks in French? Yeah, he doesn't anymore. He doesn't. He doesn't.
Yeah. Isn't that a strange thing to think about? Right. Yeah. You spent the first 16 years of your life
only going in quangwam,
and all of a sudden now you're in English?
Was that your...
You didn't know what I said?
Was that?
You guys want to speak French?
I was like Charlie Brown.
Yeah, well, that's how parents talking about you.
But yeah, that is like crazy.
He grew up speaking French, thinking in French,
and then all of a sudden one day he's just like, yeah, I don't do that anymore.
It's so strange.
Wild.
So strange.
But I mean, your parents spoke Hindi all growing up, like, thinking in Hindi.
Do they still think in Hindi?
I would assume my dad does.
I don't think my mom does.
How crazy.
Right?
Yeah.
And then when they talk to each other, always in Hindi.
Yeah, mostly.
Yeah, it's kind of like a mix.
But yeah.
English.
English.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My mom will pull it out if we're like at dinner or something and she's like,
is talking about someone next to us or something.
She'll, she'll pull out Hindi.
Yeah.
I always feel cool because I have like a secret language.
Yeah.
There's some Pakistanis next to you.
You're like, all right, let's bust it out.
But it is so cool.
Like what an amazing future that we could go around and then be able to connect with more
humans.
Like it's a bummer to me that I'm only able to connect with like 25.
But at the same time, it's also going to be the loss.
of the experience of learning a language.
Yeah, the beautiful nonverbal moments,
the experience of learning a language.
Yeah, you're all right.
Yeah, the camera's not on me anyway, right?
Yeah, it's pointing at Will,
but we've been gone by the time that happens.
Got it.
By the time the AI comes.
Yeah, he does look like that.
Who knows how old we are?
The camera's just on Will right now,
and he actually just looks like a lo-fi hip-hop beats.
Like, yeah.
You probably could stream him on a channel.
Yeah, I want to do his here.
He does live like, low-fi girl.
For other pod producers, produce with me.
Yeah, exactly.
Chill music
Switch
I feel like Jesse on our team
would love that too
Because he's always like chilling
You know monitoring everything
Three hours in
Is it done yet?
No
Yeah
Yeah
Not me
But I'm saying
You have to pee yet you know
No no producers
Like I'm
You can pee right now if you want
Yeah
Like being a pod producer
Like you have you had to pee
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah
But you have to control yourself
So much
Yeah
Yeah
But keep controlling yourself
Well will
You know
Will got the job
through our newsletter.
Oh yeah.
I don't know if we started with that.
The published press.
com to sign up.
Where did we start?
You could get a job too.
Yeah.
Completely unclear
where we started or where we've gone.
Where we've been?
Yeah.
We've also ended 30 minutes ago.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
We're just talking now.
That's what I'm saying.
Friends?
Friendship?
That's what's happening?
What a world?
You've just been screening your calls because the conversation is good.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But yeah.
That is an exciting future, in my opinion.
The idea that you can go around the world,
to connect with more people.
Yeah.
Create art for more people.
Create cool experiences for more people
and that it doesn't have to be broken up
by language.
But at the same time,
my Catholic brain is like,
there's a whole story in the Bible
about God smiting an entire civilization
because they tried to all speak the same language.
Yeah.
What's your relationship with Catholicism?
I want to get a clean in on that.
What's your relationship with Catholic?
You can't do it.
It can't get it out.
It's a hard word to say.
It is tricky.
Catholicism.
Yeah.
Yeah.
cataholicism yeah um i still really like the tenets of the faith like i feel like i'm one of the
only people that ever existed that's like i'm not going to church as frequently as i did and i don't
like the rigidity of pieces of the faith that don't seem as inclusionary to like accepting everyone
and like people fucking up i don't like the guilt like necessarily related to it which i don't even
look at as a feature of like catholic doctrine i look at as like a feature of like social dogma
that Catholics have picked up through fucking thousands of years.
So I look at the faith as like, yeah,
I think the tenets are generally pretty good.
I think the tenets of every faith that has persisted thousands of years
generally have good rules.
Like Islam, I think, has great tenets.
And so many of those tenants overlap with Christianity
and Judaism is great tenets and Hinduism is great tenets.
And those big ones.
There's a lot of overlap, too.
Yeah, of course.
I grew up going to an all-religions temple.
Oh, interesting.
Super interesting.
Whoa.
I feel like it was mostly one religion.
I mean, all religions Hindu temple.
You're like, it seems like a lot of Hindus here.
Yeah, it's called the Self Realization Fellowship.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's some woo-woo shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, I grew up very woo-woo.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Growing up on the west side of L.A., there's a lot of opportunities to grow up woo-woo.
Yeah.
I definitely grew up pretty woo-woo.
So what is the deal with that spot?
So basically every Sunday we'd go and they would read from a different scripture.
And sometimes multiple.
So sometimes they would pick a theme and then read the passages from different,
text that had that same theme.
And then like the whole space is a lake.
It's a beautiful place.
It's like a, it's called Lake Shrine.
And there's like essentially all the different paths that lead to the lake and they
represent different religions.
And it's kind of metaphorically that like, uh, there are different paths that end up
in the same place.
Right.
Yeah.
And so like the each path represents different religion.
That's cool.
Christian is probably the shortest path.
It's just like a perfect dog.
Want to get to the lake quick?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I'm just saying, you know, I'm trying to brag.
That's really funny.
Yeah, and then there was a lot of, like, lessons.
Like every Sunday, there was like a meditation,
like a 15-minute meditation at the end.
Yeah.
It was like you sat in silence and you meditated.
So it was a lot about like self-realization.
That's like, you know, what it was called.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Was it confusing for you as a kid?
Not really.
I knew I was like my family was Hindu,
but we didn't, we weren't like as religious as we were,
spiritual. Like we believed in, we appreciated all of the religions and scriptures and thought they were
all, they all had great tenants, like you said. But there was never like a hardcore like, you know,
this is who we are and this is who they are. It was kind of like, you should learn about everyone.
And this is what we all generally believe. Yeah. Like, like, here's like, here's how across years and
years, we've all kind of come up with similar stuff. You know, so if you learn all of them,
you're like, okay, these are the primary tenets
that we've come up with.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
I think that's an important thing to do for a lot of people.
It's just like whether religion or not,
like whatever the other things are,
you know, that aren't your belief system
to learn about those.
Absolutely.
Like, especially if you're following like this Abrahamic law, right?
Like if you are a Christian,
you follow like an Abrahamic religion
that was founded by Abraham.
And like, same with Judaism and Islam.
Yeah.
So like they're literally stemming from like the same like river delta.
Sure. And so, like, yeah, you can learn from all of them.
I will say I am grateful, like, growing up one specific religion.
Yeah. I think it makes things, like, simple as a kid.
Mm-hmm. I'll probably raise my kids Catholic.
Yeah.
Because I like the structure of the faith.
Yeah, just for mealy, it's like it made a lot of sense.
Like, I also know a lot of people that had very difficult times growing up Catholic for a myriad of reasons.
Sure. Like, for them, maybe it would have been more helpful to be at, you know, the temple or whatever.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I just like, I like the way that.
it was structured for me.
Interesting.
What?
Your parents weren't religious at all?
No, not really.
I mean, my mom was raised Protestant.
My dad, Jewish, but his parents were like hippie artists.
And so they didn't really celebrate that much, of anything.
What did your dad do?
He's an architect.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
And then, like, when we were growing up, like, my mom just loved Christmas because it's fun,
but she would, like, put dreidels in the stockings for my dad, you know,
and, like, light a menorah.
Yeah.
And then one day my dad was like,
need to do that like you don't have the lame norah because i didn't even really do that yeah um and
we always just grew up with like the golden rule like treat others as you wish to be treated and
yeah i had friends that were religious and i just didn't think anything really about it was just like
i'm not that i just like christmas and easter and like holidays growing up did you think about like
god afterlife was that like a part of the convo in the family a little bit but my mom would always
just say that like matter is neither created nor destroyed so your energy will go somewhere bro
She's on.
She's on more of the woo.
She's on your ship, bro.
The woo-woo path.
Some reincarnation vibes.
Yeah, she just said, she was more agnostic, I guess, as she was older.
I don't know.
Some things out there, I just don't know what it is.
Yeah.
You know, but I believe in something.
There must be something greater.
I just don't know what it is.
Yeah.
Which I think that's a completely reasonable take.
Like, that's what most people probably should believe.
Yeah.
It was a comfortable place for me to just be like, yeah, I don't know what's out there,
but I believe in something.
And in terms of how I interact on a day-to-day,
basis, I'm going to treat other people as I wish to be treated. Yeah. I mean, that seems like a great.
But also I celebrate Christmas and then everyone was like great. Yeah, because it's also the most fun.
Yeah. That is the most fun by a mile. Like, I don't know, Hanukkah seems fun. I did Hanukkah with my
Jewish friends growing up and it was cool, but it's like, that's a long time. There's a lot of like being
in the house. You only like one present. And the present thing wasn't even a part of it. That was like co-opted
because like not make the kids feel bad. Sure. Yeah. So like kind of trash. Um, I mean like yeah,
Kwanza, that's not even really like, that's kind of not even as fun as Christmas, I don't think.
I actually don't know what a Kwanza's celebration looks like.
Me neither.
Yeah, and actually, I say Christmas more of like a fitting in thing.
Like the majority of kids at my school celebrated Christmas.
Yeah, of course.
So the fact that I was a part of that and Easter, I think made it easy.
Yeah.
And presents are sick.
Yeah.
And yeah, presents are sick.
But yeah.
But the fact that I genuinely had excitement for it, my family celebrated it, I think, put me in it.
Did you guys do Santa?
like the belief in Santa?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
We did.
You guys did?
Yeah.
Yo, is Santa real?
If you guys are doing it.
I remember being so convinced one year.
Same.
That is insane.
Like he's real.
Whoa.
And it was really just your dad.
You're like, dude,
Santa's Indian.
Like, what are the odds, bro?
I had a lot of like, yeah, Indian superheroes.
Like one time,
like one of our really close family friends for my birthday showed up as Indian Batman.
And it's on VHS.
So I have the tape of me like,
losing my mind
knowing that Batman was
Indian and that he showed up to my birthday
and he was like this is awesome
this is the best
this is so crazy he's so much paler in the movies
there was a stark contrast
in the movies between this face and the mask
he's got like a real deep accent
this is also all right this is cool
that's awesome dude
that's wild did you have gadgets and stuff
have what like gadgets
oh yeah yeah he went
This particular birthday
It's all on the particular Batman
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah he showed up in like a black Ferrari too
So it was like a Batmobile
Type of thing and it was like
It was like a Rickshaw
It's much more similar to a rickshaw
Robin was just
Robin was just running in the front holding it
He's like come on Robin
Keep going
He's just going
He's got non bread coming off the freaking belt
This guy's awesome
He's got like a fucking claw jumps onto a train
rides off into the sunset.
I like India.
Sorry, I don't understand that.
Explain that a little.
Yeah, I don't get it.
Was that even in this episode?
I don't know where the episode started are either.
I can't tell if it's over or not.
That's a great callback to...
Something that happened.
To write before we started recording.
People in my college as a way to diffuse
racial jokes would be like,
hey, if you get told a racial joke,
just have them explain it.
Yeah.
And so Indians like trains.
I don't know how to explain this to you.
I don't know if.
you don't know this yet, but you guys love the train the most, okay?
Inside on the top.
That might be true.
Yeah, that might be true.
It's you and autistic kids, trains.
It's like nonstop, dude.
We do, we do love trains and we romanticize trains a lot.
Oh, really?
Like, in Indian culture.
Yeah, yeah.
Trains are very, like, romantic in Indian culture.
My brother and I took an overnight train through India one time.
It was a very, like, movie-like experience.
There's people who, like, throw their luggage and run alongside the train and grab onto it
and jump on it.
And then like, you know, they come around with the chai and like shake it to wake you up and see if you want chai.
It's like a very West Anderson.
I mean, Wes Anderson made a movie about an Indian train.
Darjeeling.
You think because it was like the first magical, inexplicable form of transportation?
Like horses, it was like, yeah, we've seen horses.
Magic carpet.
We can sit on top of horses.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
This is too.
No, explain that one.
Sorry.
I don't know.
Just have the magic carpet.
You guys are magical people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think there's a lot of like Bollywood movies.
set, you know, where the romance or like happens in a train or there's like a pulling apart
when someone takes a train. I don't know. There's so much freedom to this podcast. Yeah.
That's the point of life, bro. Yeah. That's what I'm so grateful for. Flagrant is where like put in my
hours, work super hard, make it the greatest show. And then this just hang out. Literally like that is
the purpose of the show. It's what is the environment that is the most natural that I can invite
people over to have cool convos with. It's incredibly rare. I mean, it's definitely super rare to find us
in this setting. We've never really been in the setting.
We won't really where we can. Yeah, we're not going to put this out, right? Yeah.
Okay, just don't. My angle hasn't even been on the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. But I also will say,
like, I felt very nervous coming into this because like, you know, we, again, like, we're
very specific with what we do or put out there. Yeah. But I felt very comfortable in the show.
Like, it's been really nice. That makes me so happy. Yeah. I appreciate you. Yeah. Exceeding my expectations.
Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. I appreciate you guys taking the time to chat with me. I think genuinely, I, this is
awesome. I've been a fan of you guys for super long and I was so excited when Schultz was like,
yeah, let's do the show. Like back in LA, however long ago. That was really cool, man.
It was awesome. Yeah. I mean, you really pushed that, I think. Yeah. I mean,
I was just in Schultz's ear, just like, I'm telling you, these guys, I don't even know like how
many subs you had at that point or whatever. I don't know how many subs we had, but that,
that ended up being like a phenomenal. People bring up that episode all the time.
Really?
It was the episode that stretched us beyond kind of, it's kind of funny because I consider
Schultz and flagrant all of you guys to be way more YouTube now than you were back then.
Yeah.
Way more.
And so that episode kind of stretched us and showed that we could talk to someone outside of our
like traditional YouTube's.
Of course.
Because Schultz existed in like traditional media MTV.
Yeah.
He was like our bridge to explore like what does the world look like for us as interviewers outside.
And I liked it for him also because.
there is like a stigma as like a comic of being like a YouTube comedian.
And like you can put YouTube in front of any profession and it puts,
it's a pejorative.
Or even an entrepreneur.
Because Schultz on that show shows up as an entrepreneur.
Yeah.
He's talking about his.
Well, yeah.
He is.
Like he's like the like the beautiful hybrid of like genius comedic force and genius
entrepreneur in one human being.
Yeah.
That happens once a generation.
Yes.
But yeah, it's that thing of like, I like the idea of destigmatizing being a YouTube
comedian.
And Schultz has done that.
Yeah.
I mean, every comic is a YouTube comedian.
Every comedian is an Instagram comedian
because it's just permeated every platform.
Yeah.
And I think it's cool that that was the place
that he could put a flag in the ground
and be like, no, this is where we make cool shit.
This is where we're not confined by corporate industries,
whatever, and we're able to like create freely how we want to.
Yeah.
And I mean, you've seen the ripple from that.
Like so many YouTube specials that are amazing
and so many clips that are amazing
and people making genuine careers
out of posting stand-up that would exist behind us.
a corporation just freely on the platform.
So thank you guys for doing that for Schultz
and doing that for the fucking comedy world.
When we're in New York, I love coming here.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know, like coming up and just like getting into the studio,
it just feels like, I don't know, a world
that I've always aspired to step into.
In what way?
It's like a studio, you guys have multiple shows
that are shooting here.
It feels like when I was a kid,
I really aspired to be a part of Hollywood.
Like I loved the concept of stepping onto a movie set,
and there's multiple things getting shot.
And I think that has become very decentralized now.
And so whenever I get to be in an environment like this,
and there's a lot of these in L.A.
that we get to walk into TMG is always so cool.
You're like, damn, this is crazy.
These guys are shooting, you know,
and like I really look up to these guys.
And I think coming in here, it's the same.
It's like, I watch Flagrin a lot.
Yeah.
And so it's really dope to be in here,
but then also to just like see how much is going on in here.
It's really cool.
That's awesome.
I appreciate it.
I want to check out your guys space in L.A.
Yeah, the new space is.
I saw the YouTube short.
It looks awesome.
Yeah.
New Space is cool.
Yeah.
The old one is cool.
Like I actually really was impressed by the old one.
I was like, oh, this is sick.
The old one had a lot of character.
It had a lot of character.
Yeah, it was a special place for sure.
Yeah.
It almost feels like funny to be in such a big place now.
It almost is like, whoa.
Like when you're in a small space doing whatever you can with what you have,
you feel very much on that like artist's grind.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
In some ways, those episodes are cooler to me.
Like the fact that Schultz came to that place.
Yeah.
And that Hassan Minhaj went to that place.
Yeah.
It's like, he came there?
Yeah.
Like when everyone was working in the same space?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why I fell with our old studio and like Tony Hawk came.
Yeah.
And I was like, dude, Tony, like, Michael Irvin came to that spot.
Like, and walked in.
And the first thing he said, he's in a three piece suit briefcase.
He goes, I've got too many footballs to walk into places like this.
Yeah.
And I was like, bro, that is a bar.
And also completely true.
It was a shit hole.
Yeah, right.
And it's just so cool that those people gave us a shot in that time.
I would say the same.
with you guys, like you guys walked into our space
and I remember everyone was sitting there
in the back on that couch. Remember that?
My brother was there. The whole back
was full of people and it was like hot
and no one could walk out because like
the bathroom. He's going to go to the bathroom
in the middle of the show and there's like 12 people in the back.
Yeah, that was like a scene.
Yeah, that scene was cool.
Do you feel pressure now that you're in like
a more legit spot and
that vice feeling we talked about where like the overhead
starts getting a little heavy and the episode's
got to start hitting? Yeah, for sure.
For sure, but...
I think also as a viewer, I root for people more when they're set up as shitty, when they're on the rise and they're just trying to do stuff.
I mean, Mr. Reese talks about that, like intentionally filming in 1080 to make the feeling more organic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think definitely we have a lot more pressure because we have staff.
We have rent.
We have expectations that we've set for ourselves, you know?
And most importantly, we have something.
Like when you have nothing as a creative, it's very, you know,
It's very exciting because you can do anything.
And then when you have something, you have something to lose.
Yeah.
And how do you stay creatively organic and pure?
Is there a process?
Is there a convo?
I think it's doing stuff like this that's like, this is on paper, not something we would do.
Yeah.
Right?
Even off paper.
Even off paper.
Really anywhere.
Even if you took this to a typewriter, yeah.
It's not something we do.
And it just stretches.
I can't believe we're even here.
I'm getting their vibe a lot from everything.
You're not the type of guy we'd hang out.
He's like, normally we wouldn't be caught dead with you.
I don't know how to stress this.
This is a huge favor for you.
No-go zone for us.
I'm not saying it's a favor to you.
Don't take it in fact.
Shultz, love the guy.
You.
Who even is this guy?
I don't even know you.
I thought this was barstow.
I thought you were Caleb Presley.
What's going on right now?
I thought you were a short hair barred.
Yeah.
No, but like stretching the bounds of what, like, putting yourself in those situations
where you're just like, all right, now we're going to express this part of ourselves.
Yeah.
And just see what that's like.
Also the reality is you don't hit it every time.
Yeah.
Sometimes you make shit where you're like, well, it.
You do get more comfortable with failure in some ways.
And I think that's been really nice.
I am this year, as the pressure increased, like, there was a lot of strategic things to do at the end of last year when we had a lot of momentum.
And we kind of did different things than those things.
Like we launched a second channel that's a lot more intimate, a lot more like dedicated, right?
And that actually took away from us.
us doing stuff on the main channel, which was really firing, right? And so that's, that's already
kind of like, huh, interesting, right? And then we're producing less stuff for the main channel.
We did a big documentary at the end of last year. We haven't done another one of those. We have
no plans on doing another one. That was Mr. B. Stubb. Yeah, Mr. B. Spurter Dog. Thanks, man.
I cried twice. Really? Literally. I got emotional. Like the idea of him walking out and all these
people cheering for him. Dude, I've watched this scene so many times. Bro. And for you guys to be there.
I mean, how insane. That was a crazy experience.
Yeah, that was a really cool experience.
What was cut from it that you were like, fuck?
Like, I cannot believe we have to cut this out.
This is like heartbreaking.
Truthfully, not that much.
Which is credit to Jimmy and their team.
Because we send them a cut and maybe they had notes on two scenes the first time.
And they didn't even get cut out.
They got like either had to have added context or, yeah, cut around.
It was stuff without context.
It was like Jimmy's having a heated conversation with an employee and there's
no way for us in the edit to give the context that they've known each other for 10 years.
Yes.
Stuff like that.
I need help.
I need answers.
You guys, we're not figuring out how to do these photos fast enough.
Like him and Reed, they can butt heads.
Yeah.
And there's context.
People know that's Reed.
That's his manager.
Yeah.
But I give him a lot of credit for A, inviting us to do that and be just being like,
cool with just showing all those different sides of himself.
Yeah.
That's very intimidating.
Yeah.
Like giving someone else all.
that creative control to be like, hey, you could make me look crazy.
Yeah, totally.
Like it is a high stress situation.
Yeah, he was out of control, right?
He didn't have control over that situation, which is a pretty unique setting for him.
Yeah.
That was a wild scene.
It's so funny, there's people who were part of that opening who we were with that whole
day.
And we have this weird bond with those people because it was so unique.
Yeah.
Like to actually be in a closed space with like 20 plus thousand people.
and a bunch of cops
and people being like
this is out of control
you've ever seen Dunkirk
they're all running
dude
but like you know the rhythm of Dunkirk
yeah
yeah
that's it
it's just like
for like two hours
yeah
that's gonna be used
in the intro
yeah
I was just looking at Colin's eyes
I was like
that's an intro moment
that's what it was though
I get abduction
Dern
Dern
Dern
Dirk like dude
how long do they talk about aliens for
But it is
wild right I was talking to this guy Dan Levy he's like a behavioral scientist he said the
greatest way for two human beings to bond as one is to do hard things together there's no greater
way you can you can go to a mixer you can like the same music it doesn't compare to two people
doing a hard challenge at the same time to guess I'm dealing what yeah and so like sports teams
military opening a burger restaurant like just by a serendipity those are the three yeah
those are the big three yeah and you guys were just there
And like now you're inexplicably bonded for eternity, dude.
In the afterlife, you're going to be like, Tarek, what's up?
Jimmy, what's up, dude?
Dude, I love Tarek.
He's the best.
He's the best.
I'm hanging with the tomorrow.
Are you?
Is he in New York?
Yeah, he's flying in.
Oh, nice.
To hang?
Just lonely to hang.
Yeah, I flew him out, dude, you know what I'm saying?
You do you do in flyouts right now?
I'm like, drink, baby, let's go.
Friend flyouts?
Just only dudes.
Yeah.
I just find cool dudes.
I'm like, dude, do you want to come hang?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, he's in town.
But yeah, he's the best.
His whole squad is amazing.
All those guys.
Like, you can really judge a person based off the company they carry.
And everyone that hangs with Mr. Beast and the whole squad,
they're just like solid people.
It's really, really cool.
You guys did a great job with him on the show, too.
Oh, it was so fun.
That happened in like 16 hours.
We found out that he was coming on.
Dude, I think it was less than that.
We found out he was coming on that day.
We had another guest book.
We were doing two pods that day, one in the morning, one in the afternoon.
And we had to call the guest in the afternoon
and be like, dude, can you do tomorrow?
We have this guy, he's up in like upstate
filming a video. They have one like day of downtime.
Yeah, yeah.
He's coming into the city.
And we literally got him in two hours flat.
Normally we have like a couple days
where we do like prep.
We like read about the guests.
Everyone learns.
That was just what we knew in the moment.
Hey, let's go.
I think that's the longest interview of him ever.
Dude.
I think.
And I could have gone from another two hours.
I love it.
I mean, I know you guys are trying to leave right now,
but I'm holding you hostage.
Like I just like you can just feel that.
This is my favorite thing.
You can feel that my mind has gone to where are we going to eat next?
We're going to go to VIX.
You're just sitting here like arms crossed.
Just like, you can feel that, dude?
How wild.
I'm like at one foot out.
You can feel this?
Yeah.
Really?
You could tell.
Crazy, right?
I'm actually really enjoying this.
I just am getting stressed because of your wife calling.
And I know that feeling.
I don't have a wife.
Okay.
I'm making all this up.
Okay.
This is all.
None of this is real.
The camera's already even all.
Yeah.
She goes to a different school, bro.
That's just a shot.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not a crap bot that hits you up occasionally.
Yeah, I have a language model of her, okay?
Yeah, she's been dead since 94, and I just listen to her voice every day.
That's going to be a crazy future, too.
Medians get really dark.
Is that dark?
She's not dead.
Like, if I just sensibly, that's not true, is that dark?
I don't know.
I'm just like, the sky's green.
Dark.
No, it's not.
That's not true.
That's not dark.
Yeah.
It's green.
Look at this guy, dude.
Fucking Larry Dave was the deal.
It's just in his bones, dog.
That's crazy.
I just never been on a podcast as long.
I'm like,
I'm crazy.
Fine, okay, fine.
We'll be done.
No, we don't.
No, we don't.
That's it.
That's it.
You guys vote right now.
There's a poll in the corner.
Tell the people where they can find you.
We don't just got so excited that you said we're done.
He just got up immediately.
Why?
Does no one want to do this?
I'm more just concerns.
I don't like this podcast except me.
What's to hang out with me?
I actually really enjoy.
Yeah, I enjoy this pot.
I just like to feel safe till we leave.
to we get out the door.
Yeah, we will get out of here.
I'm genuinely grateful you guys took the time to chat with me.
This is so cool.
Genuinely, I've been a fan of you guys for a long time.
Love everything you do.
Thank you so much.
Everyone can find you at Colin and Samir on YouTube.
Samir and Colin also, second channel, which is great.
Shorts are popping.
Everything's going great, dude.
Yeah.
And this has been brought to you by Samsung Galaxy.
That's right.
Yeah, also that.
That's right.
I don't know if you want to be associated with this brand and Samsung
but this is brought you by Samsung Galaxy.
So thank you guys so much.
This is what Samsung pays us for.
Yeah, dude.
It's for this.
Seriously, thank you so much.
I appreciate y'all.
Let's get out of here.
All right.
Peace.
All right.
