Camp Gagnon - Comedian Explains NYC Slang & Kai Cenat Life Changing Advice

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

VBoogie is one of my favorite comedians on IG. He's a true New Yorker from the Bronx, and explains hood slang, how he linked with Kai Cenat, and the Ice Spice cosign. WELCOME TO CAMP00:00 Intro1:06 Hood pet names + When to pause? Vboogie’s real voice4:08 The Bronx, “Nice legs” is pause worthy + having nice buns10:02 Mark’s type, BBLs + confusing down there, Touch & Bust15:31 Learning to talk dirty + Mark is a freak23:21 Enhancing your meat + Poland Sprung25:34 Fighting in the Bronx, excus...

Is that when you say pause? Is that a pause moment? Yeah, definitely. You got to say pause. All right, so just give me an example. Like, you do it and I'll say pause. Well, I got to do it. I'm just saying.

Look, you do it. Pause. Oh, that's pause. Yo, you do it. Oh, okay. Guaranteed in my head, you say, yo, you do it. That means get down on your knees and suck a d'I. Whoa.

Hey, yo. I don't know why. So let's just practice. I'll say one and you just tell me if that's pause. All right. You always just sucking that guy's dick. That's gay. So that's pause.

That's not even pause. Okay, it's gay. Come on. Talking dirty. I've tried that. I'm not that good at it. And when you're married, it's like, how much more can I really add to this? Ah, you switch it up, you add a little bit of flavor.

I'll tell you a couple of things you can say to her. I made a mistake one time. I accidentally called my girl, bro. Bro, I take that. You all beat. You got a shit like that. Oh, I'm gonna try that. Is that when you say pause?

Is that a pause moment? And how was it linking up with Kai? I know Kyle for like five years. What's the best advice that he gave you? V Boogie. Yo. What's up, bro? What's goody?

Thank you for joining me, man. I appreciate it. My wig or mock. Let's go. My heart. My heart. My beloved. You gotta say that all for it.

Yeah, that's like a, that's the thing in the hood now. People say that my heart. Like, nah, instead of saying like, niggas got tired of their bros, like, you know what I'm saying? So niggas just be saying anything. It don't even matter what you call your man's. You're just going to call them anything. Like, yo, my knee cat, my hair. Like my arms.

I like that. My elbow. My heart. My dick? No, I'm not your dick. You can't say that. I was never your dick. Wait, but it's just, you just said it.

You just said you can say any body part. Nah, but the dick is fake crazy. But you can't say that. Nah, I ain't gonna lie. You fake could say it. But like, if I'm saying, yo, my dick. Like, depending on what, like, if your dick is on hard, like, no, I'm saying, if your dick is on hard and you call me your dick, I'm a hard nigger,

you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's a good point. But then if your dick is soft and you call me your dick, man, I'm not a soft nigga, you know what I'm saying? But then why is your dick hard when you're dapping me up? Ah, you see, you're going into depth with it. I ain't gonna lie. Is that when you say pause? Is that a pause moment?

Yeah, definitely. Okay. You got to say pause. So what is that? Like, is like, you say anything fruit in a way? Like, you know, fruit. All right. So just give me an example.

Like, you do it and then I'll say pause, okay? All right. Well, I gotta do it. Well, I'm just saying. Look, look, look, you do it. The pause. Wait, oh, that's pause. You said like, like, I, like, yo, you do it.

Oh, okay. Like, guaranteed in my head. You say, yo, you do it. That means, I don't know, get down on your knees. suck a dick. I don't know why it just means that. It just means that. Or grip. Like, you saying, do it. What the fuck? Like, what do you mean about? Do it? What are you saying? Like, yo. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So, uh, so let's just practice. I'll say one and you just

tell me if that's pause. Okay. Y'all was just sucking that guy's dick. That's gay. That's no, no, that's pause times five. That's not even pause. That's gay. That's what you said it was. That's how, I don't know. I don't know the rules of it. So it's like, Come on, Boogie. I don't know the rules. Explain the rules to me, dude. I'm trying to become hood. You're just saying that guy's dick.

No, that's not pause, nigga. That's like, yo, that's gay. So that's cool. You can say that's not pause. No, no, no, no, no. That's not cool. That's not cool. All right.

You can't say that. Okay. Basically, it's like, all right, so if I hit you with the, oh, now bend down, bend over and get that for me. Whoa, pause. Bro, why would you say that? That's exactly what you got to say. Why would you just say that right now?

Yeah. That's crazy. Nah, what the fuck? Why would you just say that? Bro, dude, why would you just say that, bro? No fucking way. Is that your real voice? What?

The voice you just did? This voice? Yeah, no. Yeah, a little bit. That's like your, that's what you're normally, that's where your voice actually is. Yeah, no, it just kicks in sometimes, depending on who I'm around. Like, when I'm around a guy's, then I got to act a certain way. But this is naturally me.

You know, I went to private school and stuff like that. Oh, sick, dude. Yeah. Yeah. That's far. So, wait, which suburb did you grow up in? Fuck, you got me You grew up in the Bronx, right?

Yeah, the projects In the projects For sure I still live in a project F Yeah, you cut that one out Yeah, I still lived there, yeah So we won't say that

Yeah, yeah We'll just say it Yeah, but yeah, I still live in the projects That's wild Yeah, so you actually grew up In the projects in the Bronx Yeah, I grew up I grew up in a Cortland Ave

but I moved to I moved to Another side of the Bronx Okay, bet Hey, what's up, guys. Sorry to interrupt this amazing program, but I need a little bit of help. If you're watching this on YouTube, you can probably see our subscriber number right down here. And if you're able to, it would mean the world if you could subscribe. That is the best way to support this show.

Because when you subscribe, I'm able to show it to potential guests or to different brands and stuff like that. And it really, really helps grow the show, get us cooler guests, have cooler conversations, and it helps everything so, so much. So if you don't mind, thank you so much. Let's get back to it. Yeah, what was growing up in the Bronx like? Active. Really?

That shit is active Stressful, right? If you're not from there Like, like, it's not really stressful If like Because anything that's stressful, you just Bro, you can't do nothing about it, bro So it's just like you, you

adapt to it So it's like, you feel me? Like the shit normal to you To anybody else, niggas would be like, Nah, what the fuck? Like, yo Yeah

You live in the Bronx, like, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, yeah, shit like that. Yeah, yeah. And you lived with their mom up there. Yeah. And you have siblings? Yeah, I got a brother. And just one brother?

Yeah. That's cool. Me, my brother and my mother. That's it. And older brother? Yeah. Did you all used to fight when you grew up? No, no, I don't know.

The whole family was cool. I ain't fighting that, nigga. No, no, no, we could have fight, but I'm not fighting that nigga. Wait, what? That nudge. I ain't a hud nigger. That nudge a hud nigger. Like, I take my loss to somewhere else.

I was never doing that. I ain't going to lie. And like, if you know you're about to lose, I'm not even going to put myself in a situation like that. I know I'm going to lose, so I'm like, yo, now I'll probably fuck that nigga up. I've been in a gym. Oh, really? I've been in a gym.

You've been working out? Yeah. Okay. A couple push-ups. I've been treating myself like I'm in jail when I'm not in jail. Okay. You know, get a little hot so you know you want to some body to bids just be on your digger shit. So, you know, I've been doing my push-ups.

I knock that nigga out. Prison workouts, not in prison. Yeah, for sure. For sure. For sure. Because you treat yourself like that. You're headed a fucking game. Niggas is not treating themselves like they're in prison.

so they're going to be regular. I'm treating myself like I'm in jail, niggas. Those prison workouts, they forget the legs, though. Nah, fuck legs. Come on,

bro, no. I wear sweats, nigger. Mm-mm. My, my cat's all right. My calves is already

Ock, like, I'm good. See, this is a New York mentality. You got to fix that, bro. You got to hit the legs also.

Bro, I'm not, I'm not the own leg model, nigger. I rather like, nobody going to go around and say, ooh,

you got to hear that shit. Like, like, yo, you got, yo, your arms looking big. Yeah, I've been working. Yo, yeah. Your legs is looking thick, bro.

Your legs is looking strong. I don't want to hear that. Is that a bad compliment? If a girl said that, if a girl came out to him and was like, yo, you look thick. I'm, bro. I might not ever fuck with her again.

I don't ever say I look thick, bitch, you waller. Come on, bro. That's a nice compliment. You see, that was posed. Oh, that was. This shit got a, Mike got a mind of its own and just slid, try to deck watch it. Yeah.

Now, this is Mikey, bro, right here. You got to watch out from Mikey. Mikey the microphone, bro. That shit is a little suspect. You got to watch out, dude. He gets active. You want to talk about active? That mic is going to go down your mouth.

Chill out, dude. Don't open that shit. Stop, close it. I got you. I got you. Be careful, bro, for real. I got you. I got you.

But now, you got to get your legs going. I don't know. I feel like... Do you work out? Yeah, of course. I love working out. You work out? So, niggas walk around.

Don't make... Why are you making a game, bro? All right, but I'm just saying, I'm not making a game, but I'm just saying, you walk around. Like, all right, so when you work out You want to show off what you worked out You're walking around with your fucking legs Yo, don't make that Just to get a compliment on your legs

Why are you making it like that? I'm saying, you went there Because look, if you're working out And you wear a tink top Yep That's like, oh yeah, I'm short off my arms I work them out Yeah, I wear booty shorts

Okay, so you want the ass out You're not really fuck the legs You try to show off the ass You gotta understand I played soccer my whole life Okay, so that will not give you a reason To show up the ass But it's I develop leg muscles

Okay. This is my only asset. Okay. So I feel like that's the only thing I really have to offer. Summertime rolls around. I wear my shorts. Okay. Hucci daddy, that's what they call.

No, Hoosy Daddy shorts. That's what they call it in the culture. Yeah. So like, like, you have like, niggas of, like, tell you you got a fat ass, then. Come on, bro. Why are you always going there with it? I'm saying, no.

Why are you going there with it? That's my question. You've been hanging out with too many white people. That's what it is. That's what it is, bro. I've got a couple of white friends. Wait, really? You met white people before? Nick, what?

That's fire, dude. Yeah, I had a whole bunch of, nah, you know what it is? It's like, like, I just love different cultures and shit like that. I like, it's mad, funny because, like, I'd be trying to, like, impersonate all the white people or whatever. Because I see, like, I know mad white black people, like, white people that act like me, though. That, grew up in the neighborhood. I just be like, yo, bro, you're supposed to be, like, talking like this, but you're dead, though, talk like this. Yeah, yeah.

No, that's funny. That's funny. But, no, look, I don't want. I don't want compliments from dudes. But if a girl complimented me and said, Mark, you have a nice butt, I'd be like, thank you. I appreciate that.

What? Genuinely, I'm not even joking with you. Genuinely, I'd be like, that's a flattering compliment. For real. Dead. If a girl woke up to you and say, you got a nice ass,

you're going to fuck with that compliment? Y'all, be honest, bro. I think I would. Turn around and show her the dick or something. What if you're talking about my ass? That's what I said. I say, look, the front matches the back. Hmm.

Fat, right? Can I say that? No, I, Hey. Come on, bro. Hey, I don't... Okay, you could get away with that, but not... I'm just saying, add that into the workout regime.

What type of girls do you like? Well, Mr. Boogie, this is an interesting thing about me. You like black joints. You like black joints. Look, I'm not opposed. I'm genuinely not opposed. I just never had the opportunity. I'm married.

What? Locked in. What race? She's a white girl. For real? Yeah, she's a white girl. I've been with her, so I was like 18. Oh, so yeah.

That's a young. love. You been, you been, she's not going to get away. You've been in love. Yeah, I've been locked up. You found your one. But maybe I could like bring up the idea and just be like, hey. Yo, let's three some type shit. I mean, she doesn't have to be involved. I just be like, hey, maybe, you know, could I experiment? You know, I've never been with a black girl. So maybe I could expect it. Well, you never fucked a black girl. No. I grew up in a suburb. I didn't really know black people like that. What about, um, Spanish? Or you only fucked white your whole life? Yeah, bro. Bro, word of my mother, you're crazy, bro. How do you think,

I feel about this. Nah, like that ass, though. Yeah. You fuck the BBL? Nope. Bro, come on, you're gonna get me mad, bro. I know a couple skeezers that suck your dick. I got you, nigga.

This could be like a make-a-witch program. Like, in a Bronx, like, it's a lot of thoughts. Yeah, I don't know. That's interesting, the BBL situation. That's like a regret of mine. I'm like, maybe, you know, if I get another chance of life, if reincarnation is real and I get to come back, that would probably be like on the bucket list.

Just like, you know, see what a BBL is like Not, but it's like I don't realize It's the same shit Like it's not It's like You gotta understand It's not about the ass

It's about the pussy You feel me But sometimes You looking at the ass It's like, yo This is mad ass Like You gonna have fun

Is it ever too much though Oh for a nigga like me I'm short bro It'd be asses my height gang And sometimes that's a little intimidating. Sometimes it's like, hey, we don't need all of us. No, no, no, nah, nah, nah, nah, not. I even intimidating.

It's like, when you see an ass, mad fat, it's like, off-ripped because I'm short. It's like, you know what I'm saying? My shit, my shit, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got the, I don't got those. Like that's fit crazy. So it's like, oh, rip, I see a fat ass. I'm like, nah, I got to terminate this shit. So it gives you like extra drive. It gives you that little rush.

Like, y'all got to volley. Oh, shit. Who did you lose your virginity to? What race was that? Black. Oh, really? Yeah. And how was it?

Were you good? Yeah. Nah, was I, was I good? I don't know what the fuck I was doing. I don't even know if I fucked up. I don't know. I stuck it somewhere and it got it. We got it going.

Yeah, you put on our thigh. Yeah. I don't know. You laid it on her thigh one time. You laid it in her shoe and you're like, yo, I killed that. The first time it's like, yo, like you looking down there.

Like, nigga, it took me to like, it took me a minute to really get to the get used to fucking. Like, I ain't gonna lie. I was confused for a minute. Like, it was mad holes there. You know what I do? Real shit. I just like, like, if we're a missionary or some shit,

I got the girl in a missionary, I'm on top of up, I'm telling her put it in. Like, you know what I'm saying? I don't, I'm not going, I don't do none of that. I don't do none of that shit. That's true. It's lower than you think. Unless it's like a dogy style and then I got to put it in to some shit,

I'm not going to make the bitch grab all the way back and then try to put it. That's a lot of work. You don't know how to make her work that much. Yeah, but missionary, like, to always start sex, I always make sure like the bitch put it in. He's, it's hard to find sometimes. You know, that's what they don't tell you. Yeah, I ain't go a lot. It'd be, it's mad.

You, I don't know. Like, I ain't go a lot back then. I thought it was just too pussy in the ass. But then it looked, bro, it looked difficult. It's a whole thing. Yeah, yeah. There's three technical. There's a re-thra down there.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And that's a lot going on down there. So it's just like I was confused and shit. So I'll just be like, yo, just to solve the problem, you do the works and I'll just hammer. I'll just go in. Yeah, I'm a soldier. Whatever you need me to do, just put me in position. Yeah, just put me in position.

I'll handle that. You say fire and then I'm just going to start firing. Yeah, yeah. But I feel like early on, were you TNB? What that mean? Touching bus? You were touching bus. Early on.

I'm still in, Nick You're touching bus right now still Yeah, for sure No, bro I swear to God It depends Bro, I swear to God, it depends

Because I ain't going to lie Like, it was, Tom's like, I lasted longer With raw Than a condom Like,

With a condom I bust quicker And then raw I take longer I don't know That's just me Because I fuck with condoms I don't fuck real

Oh, you're responsible Yeah I don't I don't fuck I never I don't like probably three girls

were all in my life Oh really That was like relationships Yeah I like like talking to Heavy heavy heavy I don't do none of that role shit That that road shit That seems crazy

So it's like And with the role shit I last longer What do you think it is I bet you it's like Condoms are dead ass like Bus quick I don't know I bet you it's psychological

I bet you I bet you're like Yo I'm allowed to relax Yeah You know what I mean Once you got a condom on It's like Oh there's another layer to this There's another level

Mad shit going on in the nigga had. I'm thinking about the condom and shit. Yeah, like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man shit going on. You be, like, talking dirty and shit. I've tried that.

I'm not that good at it. You're not that good? That's the thing. When you're married, it's like, how much more can I really add to this? You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not like I'm repeating the script sometimes. Nah, you switch it up. You add a little bit of flavor.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you a couple things. You can say to her. I can actually, this would be great advice, actually. I made a mistake one time. This actually happened recently. I accidentally called my girl, bro. I know She's like my

Yo, just let me finish Okay, let me pause I'm getting it Yeah, you got it Me and my girl We're super close We're best friends All right

We hang out, we talk about everything We're tight Wait so you fuck there And say yeah bro Do you take that Accidentally Accidentally You're fucking accident

That the bro I said dude I said dude I said dude I feel amazing What? Oh no So you wasn't saying

If you're like Talking to yourself In a way Like you'd be like, dude, this was amazing. You were not really talking to her type shit, but... I just said it. But that's a crazy thing to have slip out.

Like, what did she do? She just looked up at you or like, what? Yeah, she just kind of, like, kind of stepped away. She's like, yo, I got to get water. I'm actually busy. She took a shower. It's the whole thing. Yeah.

And I get it. I don't blame her at all, right? I just kind of... You have a cordial girl, a bitch? Only when she was acting like a bitch. Like, I... No, not really. Not really.

I never, never actually. Yeah. In my household, we don't really use those words. I'll be honest. Okay, I like that. No, no, no, I don't, I don't know. I ain't go out with me either. I don't, I don't really like.

Seems risky. You know what I mean? It seems risky. Like you say that. Plus my mom. My mom will get tight at me. I don't know. I don't call girls, bitches.

I call them females and shit like that. But when you, when you, I'm like, what's the key word? Like, you'd be like, yeah, take that dick or some shit, you know? Woman. I said, you can say, woman? I don't, you tell me. What do I say? I don't, like, I'm going to try this.

Like, no, what have you said? So I could see, like, your aura. Like, I could see where you stand at in a dirty talking dictionary. I call her an idiot. You like that idiot? You're not doing that. I said it, bro. Come on, girls like that.

Girls like that, bro. I said... You idiot? You call the girl idiot? Yeah, you dummy. You dummy? Yeah, say that, you dummy? No.

Girls like that, I think. You try to make them dry, gang. You ain't trying to make them wet. What am I supposed to say? Bebugie, tell me, what am I supposed to say these women? And by these women, I mean, really just my wife. you could go with the daddy shit like call me daddy shit like that what's my name shit like that or even granddad you can say that

no I don't want to because then you're gonna start thinking about old shit and all that but I figure granddad like your grandfather's like more respected than your dad no no no no no you call me daddy oh and she called you daddy but it might make you bus oh really yeah when a bitch is talking I mean when a girl is talking in your air and consistently and saying man nasty shit you get too into it you're just going to let loose, what I'm saying? So, okay, I can say daddy.

Can you say any other family member? No. So you can't be like, call me brother, call me cousin. Nigger, this ain't porn, bro. Well, I'm asking you.

I don't know. It ain't just sepsis. Okay, I'm just asking you. You can't hit him with the, you can't hit him with the, nah. So that's weird if I say,

call me brodie. Yeah. So I can't say call me, bro. They're in a cousin. And you whisper, you got a whisper like, yo.

Okay. You like this shit, though you. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Like shit like that. It's like ad libs. Yeah, yeah.

Hit them with the little alibbers and shit like that. Okay, so like the Migos. Yeah, like, like, create like a rap song. Like in her air like yo, this is her air like yeah, yeah, uh, uh. Like shit like that. Oh, that's fire.

Yeah, yeah. Take that dick at it. Yeah, like shit like that. Like you can't be too loud because you go like fuck it up like type of shit. You gotta keep it at a minimum and take that dick, take it, take it.

Oh. Yeah, like you for me and you could speed it up. Take that dick, take that dick. Yeah, then you could speed it up. Like on some, you can slow it down, speed it up, shit like that. Like a beat in yet. No music. Like, exactly. Like.

Take that dick. Take that, dick. You all beat. Guy, you got a... Oh, I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna try that. I'm saying, no. And then like, like the...

Like with the, uh, when you got an doggie style and shit. Yeah, yeah. Got to grab it by the neck. Whoa. And then you got to like smack the ass. Who's ass? Not yours. Oh.

You're hers. Okay. All right, yeah. You smack ass. Oh, yeah, because why would I smack, yeah, you can't smack it. Like, that's crazy to do that. I ain't go by, I know for sure you a little freak, nigga, bro.

I'm a church mouse, okay? I go to church. I'm a religious kid. I've been with one girl, bro. I've been one girl since I was like 18. So you only got one body? At this point, yeah. So that's my point.

I'm not a freak. I'm a good Christian man, okay? So I'm just learning. Naked, you can be a freak for her. Yeah, that's a good point. The people, for me, like, you're a child of God. You're the freakis. That's a good point.

You'd be spitting their mouths and shit. I gotta try that. You know what it? Seems unsanitary. It seems like... Nika, that's your wife, though. I do that shit. I spend...

My wife's like... That's a good point. You feel me? I can... I can spit gum out of my mouth and catch it. So it's like similar to that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you spit in her mouth and just see what she...

What she do? Do you have to go like... Nah, just... Oh, okay. So you don't like... Like, nah, you're, that's mad flimmy here. Oh, yeah, you don't want to get mucus. Then that's dirty.

You got mad bugger juice in your throat and shit. That's what I'm saying. That seems unsanitary, dude. So don't do that. Nah, you spit her mouth. All right. What else could you do? Okay.

You could, uh, should be sucky your shit? Yeah, yeah, we tried that. What, bro? You be air-hushet? I mean, I don't want to talk too crazy, but yeah, I've tried that. Yeah, it's a good, I think. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm good, I think I think I'm good.

So, okay, so I'm gonna, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna spit on her. No. And then. I ain't gonna lock. She might jack that, though. I don't know. I gotta try.

Bro, you could hit it with, okay. Hold that. And then hold that, bitch. Yeah, like a cowboy. Hold that bitch. Oh, yeah, I got. Yeah.

She's gonna be like, whoa. Hold that bitch. Yeah. And I'm gonna say, take that. Take that. Bro, you a little fucking second. Oh, you got a. Take that dick

Bitch Take that dick Idiot Take that dick Dumb dumb slut So I'll try that You can do the slut Okay

But you don't want to be too Demyia I guess So wait What the fuck You be like Yeah Like you like that Don't you

Dude You think that's sick You like that don't you Fucking dumb slut Yes you do Yeah That sounds more like it Yeah

Yeah Like you say cock Right You don't say dick Yeah I'll say penis I'll say penis Yeah Do you like my penis?

Come on, bro. It's 15 words for dick. And you're going to say penis? I'm mixing it up sometimes. So proper, bro. And then she'll ask me, she'd be like, Mark, where did you learn this? I'll be like, oh, V. Boogie taught me.

Yeah. I'd be like, you know V Boogie. He taught me about all this. Boogster. He's like, where did you learn this? You just got to put your finger right on her lip. Just grab her by the neck, make a suck it. I'm telling you right now.

Like, anytime she's saysan, like, I'm telling you right now. Like when you go home today and you see her And she in the kitchen or some shit Just walk up don't even say She's gonna how are you doing? Smack her eyes Get down, suck this dick right now Let's see what she do

But what if it's cold outside And I'm on soft No you're gonna be inside when you go home But I'm saying I'm walking in the cold It's a little chilly No no not look at your wife So it don't even matter bro Like she's gonna suck your shit

You gonna get harder? Your shit gonna get harder, bro, it don't matter You think so? Yeah and that's your wife So I'm pretty sure she's seen your shit soft But sometimes there's shrinkage involved then I get insecure about the shrinkage. You know what I mean?

The dick is a dick, bro. I ain't go out. You can't do nothing about it. You don't think there's anything you could do. I tried pills from a gas station one time, but that didn't really work. You could get a big beef lift, BBL.

That's a niggas shit. They have that? They get BBL for the girls, like the Brazilian butt lift and then you got a BBL for the niggas, the big beef lift. That's the thing. Yeah.

And what does it do? Enhanced the beef yak. So it could double my size? Yeah. So we can make it like five inches. Yeah, I got it. Wait, wait, what you mean five inches? You got five inches right now?

I'm just saying in whatever it is, right? I don't, we don't got to get into details. All right, but I'm saying, though, yeah, like, you could get a big beef lift. Oh, I got to look into that. Yeah, I got one. You got one? Yeah. How much was it?

I went to Columbia for my shit. Okay. Look, it was probably like two, two, two thousand. Wow. And how, like. How many did it grow? My shit was one inch, so. Are we talking?

Nah, my shit, no, no, no, no, no, my shit. My shit. Sick. Yeah, my shit like, for me, my shit like, my shit like, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Too big is overrated, I think. Nah, you know what it is?

It's like, but the shit that be funny about it, about it, it's like girls be like, oh, I want a nigga with a big dick. But then get fucked and then, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't have a, I don't, like, and then social media is, that's, this way that comes in. Social media is a funny thing because I see the quotes, girls post, certain shit, like, oh, I'm this and that. But then when you fuck them, it's like, hey, I thought you was like this and that, you know what I'm saying?

But then you're screaming and shit, and then you moaning and shit, and then you like this and that, but then you're on a gram, you misses, I can take dick. Hmm. See, I haven't had that problem, but that's what they do say. Like that's the thing For everyone that has a horse penis Like there has to be women with horse vaginas Yeah

And like it has to match up And if it doesn't match up Then you're gonna have a problem, I think So tell me, growing up in the Bronx Did you ever have to fight? Yeah, for sure All the time? Yeah

How did that go? I don't know I fought my means damn it every day People you like knew Or they like... Yeah, nah that I knew Friends? Yeah

No, they wasn't friends Like they was friends But it's just like Growing up It's just like All right one thing in a Bronx, if you and your man's, like, niggas is some weird timing, we're going to get to 30 seconds.

What do you mean? Like 30 seconds is like, so say for instance, me and you, we're not jacking each other, or like we got an argument and it gets so heated to the point if niggas want to fight, we're not going to fight, fool, fight, yo, bro, let's get to 30 seconds, and we're going to fight for 30 seconds. And after that, it's solved. Oh, that's a thing? And they'll literally say, all right, 30 seconds.

No, it's still a thing now. Oh, really? No, real shit. I could call one of my men's. My means, like, literally, like, we in a club, niggas is arguing, yo, let's go outside 30 seconds real quick. That ass.

So you'll still do this with your friends right now? Yeah, no, no, no, we still do it. And are you going for the face? Are you trying to punch him in the face? No, no, no, no, it's that ass, though. Like, we're fighting. Nothing off-limits for 30 seconds. And then who calls 30 seconds?

No, you get somebody else to put the timer. Oh, you really have someone run the time? Yeah. And then they go, all right, time, time, time. Yeah, yeah, and then that's it. And then you dab each other up, mandatory, dab each other up. And then, but there's some people that would be like, like, like when they lose and so shit, niggas will be like, nah, I ain't go.

I'm not happy with that 30 seconds. Let's do another 30 seconds. Oh, they do round two. Yeah, another round of 30 seconds in there. Because that's the thing, like, if we go 30 seconds and you catch me, I'm not going to be like, all right. Yeah, I'm, no, nigga, I just got decked. We got to go another 30, so I could at least get to lay another hit in.

I don't know, like, shit like that. But it's like, yeah, but it's like you agree to the 30 seconds, you do the 30 seconds. Like, growing up, it's like, it was a lot of those. Did you ever call for round two? For sure. Especially, nah, I ain't a lot. I ain't really want to do the round twos, bro. I ain't like, I ain't really, I ain't a lot.

I was like more of a, if I'm arguing with somebody, I don't know a lot growing up. I'm like, niggas used to call me like the hook. I'm me. I'm a hot tip of. type of nigga. I got bad. Like, you for me, a nigga, I'm not with the bullshit. Like, I swear to God, if I'm arguing with you and you want some weird old shit, I'm not just going to let you talk

and then I would just deck you. That's it. I'm going to just deck you. I'm not going to say nothing, just deck you. Because you do it like, niggas are like talk and just say mad bullshit. I'm just deck you. That's it. Like close fist? No, yeah, that's full fifth. And then what if, I mean, they're going to come back at you? No, no, no, for sure. But I'm just deck you.

In my head, I'm hoping, like, you know, hurt to my dad is like, it was me and my man. is we inside the courts and we playing against niggas some niggas was talking shit and bold a nigga, meanwhile

back then I was way shorter than what I am now this nigga scored on me fake push me ran up decked him I ran right after I decked him

because in my head I'm like yo I'm going for the drop I ain't get the drop he ain't knock he knocked down did he fall? No no no no no he ain't drop at all

I'm saying that nigga ate that shit and he just looked at you no no no no I got one of my my son G that n'n't was like a hook.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like, like if I was to deck a nigga, or if I lose a fight, or if I was to fight, I always had him. I knew that nigga was going to fight for me. So I decked him, ran, and I let my man's go handle him type shit. I don't think you can run, though. I feel like that's a bad look.

That's not a bad look. I just decked that nigga. I just decked him. So who's really the pussy? You really think about it. He ain't hit me. I hit him, so he's pussy. But like soccer punch?

No, no, no, I ain't no fucking soccer punch, nigga, I really, like, like, nigger's score on me, push me. What? Think. Yeah, oh, nigga, my man's, my man's right there, nigga. What you on? What's up, nigga?

What's my little brother? What's good? Yeah. Now, look, that nigga got decked and can't do nothing about it because he's not going to fight my men. And then what do you do? You just go, like, you just stand in the corner?

No, I'm a talk. I'm a, I'm a shit. I'm a, I'm a shit. I dach you, you're not going to do that I'm going to get in my bids Everybody would like Try to start fights with me Because I was small

And I was This is like in their head It's like an easy win But I'm really going to pop on you though But if you talk about full fight You gotta take it on my mends Not me Sorry

What do people call that assault What do you say to them? Full fight I have full fights too So it was like Certain time Certain time Like my men's will like

Literally let me get the 30 seconds And then after the 30 seconds, he would fight them. It was like tag team. Yeah, it was like tag team. Like, I bet you just, all right. Y'all just did what y'all did. Let's get it on. So like that.

But if I'm like, most of the time, like, I would win. But if I was losing, my means are jumping. Like, that's guaranteed. You got to jump in for your means. That seems kind of nice. You got to jump it. Like, if you were, I swear to God, if we were supposed to leave this interview and we go outside

and something like to try to say something to you, I'm going to punch him. You would do that for me? Yeah. But what if I deserved it? What the fuck you mean this, sir? Like, what if I was like, what if I was being an idiot? You could be an idiot.

That don't mean, like, lay your hands on the next man. It's fake crazy. Like, everybody says shit. That's cool. But for you to fucking really take that shit so offensive to punch a nigga, it's fake crazy. Like, that's some bitch shit. So you've done that for other people where someone is in a fight, then you'll jump in. Yeah.

And niggas undidded for me. That's kind of far. Yeah, it's like, nigga, I don't, I got popped on. One of my men, you feel me? my other man's hopped in, like all my man's hopped in. It's like, yeah, nigga, it should be happening. Yeah, what is the energy after you lose a fight, though?

That shit must be like, that must be tough. Oh, nah, for sure skis. It's mad excuses. You're going to hit him with mad excuses. I did a skit on this before, like, yo, I ain't allowed. Like, nigga eight feet, shit. I wasn't even ready, bro. The nigga snuck me.

That's the nigga's favorite shit. Like, niggins snuck me. No, nigger. Niggas got provifio vision. Niggas can see everywhere. Fuck you mean, nigger snuck you. The nigger right here, you talk about he snuck you, nigger. I can see everything that's going on right here.

What you mean the nigger snuck you? Unless a nigga come from behind, how the fucking nigga gonna come up behind and hit you like, like, nigger going hit you right here. Like, come on, bro, no, nigger's like, niggas is like coming from right here. You can still see a nigga, bro. Oh, that's funny. So it's like, bro, I don't want to like that snuck and shit. You know, bro, niggas snuck me, bro.

I wasn't ready to fight. Fuck you mean, you wasn't ready to fight. If a nigga like, yo, bro. Nah, I ain't go a lot. I don't set that excuse, too. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't, One of my men's views in the courts We were playing ball or shit

My word to everything I love I forgot the nigga, I forgot the nigga Arms was mad long, gang The nigga, bro, word to my dad's, bro The nigga always mad long So I'm talking shit from like right here Word to my dad's, bro Yeah, there's no way he's gonna touch you

There's no way this nigga touching me Out of nowhere I'm looking this way Bink! I'm like, oh, dad nigga, my shit was like This, nigga, my shit was like, was like this for two days, gang. That shit was done funny.

And then what's the excuse? You're like, bro, I didn't know he was Wimbanyama. I didn't know he had Kevin Durant arms. No, no, I didn't go, I'm like, yo, I wasn't even, bro. And that nigga just hit me out of nowhere, bro. I said, you've seen that, right? Niggas just hit me out of nowhere, right? Yeah, yeah.

Like, bro, I was looking this way. A nigga hit me, bro. And the nigga bad told. Damn. Nah, we still cool to the day. Really? Yeah, that's my son. Like, how do you?

Like, me and every nigga that I fall is cool. That seems crazy. Like if someone punched me in the face Nah, because I'm punching them too Yeah, I guess it's even So it's like You always gonna have a disagreement with your man's Like literally

Like the nigga that came with me Yeah Oh, you ready to pop on that nigga too That nigga gave me, bro, that nigga gave me tight What does he do? He seems like the nicest guy No, no, no, no no no That nigga not nice bro No, that nigga's a good

He's a nice guy but bro That nigga get me tight What would he do that would make you like Get in sense? I don't know, he'd do some NPC shit My son Jabi Wailing, bro. He'd be doing an MPC shit, bro. It'd just be dumb funny.

Like him, and my other man's about to fight the other day. We're gonna call. Niggas is talking shit back and four. Then it just get to the point where the diggers are like, so what what the dude's doing type shit? It's like, you feel me? And then you had the timer. You had to be like, all right, 30 seconds.

And then, but it's sometimes, like, niggas are say certain shit. Like, yo, stop doing that thing with your mouth. I mean, you'll stop sucking my dick. get my dick out your mouth. And automatically, that's some disrespectful shit. So it's like... Yo, stop doing that thing with your mouth.

It's fake crazy. Yo, that's fire. Yeah, you know, stop doing that thing with your mouth. Oh, I'd never heard that. Yeah, that shit fire. Yeah, that's a bar. That's on Ray. Yeah, that's the thing that people don't know necessarily.

Like, I didn't know until it moved to New York. If you tell someone to suck your dick, you have to fight automatically. Yeah, automatically. Automatically. Automatically fighting. And so stop doing that thing with your mouth is just like... Same shit. Level two.

Yeah. Oh, that's fire. So you're in the car. He says that. Stop doing that thing with your mouth, nigga. All right, pull over. What? But it's like between, like, it's like, between the gaza,

sometimes niggas, sometimes, niggas, like, you'll know the, you'll know the moment. Yeah, you got to kind of know the vibe. Can I smoke my vaping? I'm fake edging. No, of course. Oh, thank God. Yeah, no, I got you.

Yeah, that's kind of wild. I watch a lot of fight videos on the internet. I got to stop watching them probably because it made me want a fight. I've never really been in a fight before. But I'll see videos and I'm like, Oh, this is like. For real? Yeah, I never really

I never really saw a point I don't know I was like No it's not even I grew up in a suburb Like there wasn't You could go up in the suburbs Bro

It wasn't really that many people That wanted to fight And then I would always diffuse it I'd always be like Yo why are we gonna do this? Bro guys Guys can't we just It's more to life here

Yeah exactly You don't need to be fighting You've been there You see me try to fight That's exactly what I said Like not Nah not because I ain't a lot I'm gonna do you

I'm a defuser too That's the thing I'm just like Look do you really want to get all Like You're gonna get all sweaty your shirt's gonna get ruined there's a nice shirt you wear

That's a little crazy That's not okay See that was unfair pause Because the way you said it It's like unfair pause Like even me holding this mic like this It's fake pose too Like I was just like

Niggit you said Bro like tell me this is not polls You see two people fighting Okay I'm listening Guys stop You're gonna get all sweaty You're gonna be rubbing against each other Yeah it's gay to fight

Low key like You want to put your hands on me? Why are you trying to touch me? Type shit. Why are you trying to touch me? That's a new rule. I would never fight again. There you go. That's what I said. I said, oh, if you want to touch me. So what you're going to do instead? Type shit. We could talk. We could roast each other. We could, we could chit-chat.

I just ain't like how you hit me, bro. I mean, like, I just ain't like how you was talking to me, bro. Yeah, when you told me to sell your dick that actually kind of hurt my feelings. He hurt my feelings a little bit, you know? So basically, all right, so basically, safe as me and you, we was about to fight. and then we didn't fight because somebody stopped us

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And we're going to try to prove something. I was like, look, if you're my friend, I'm not going to say something to try to make you actually fight me. I would just be like, look, you're my boy. I respect you. I'm sorry if I cross the line. I don't feel like fight you. I don't want to hurt you. You don't want to hurt me.

Let's just move on. And then that's it. And then that's it. So that was my thing. All growing up, I was like, it's not worth it. Right. I was like I don't know But I get if you grow up in an environment where people are just like

No I want to fight Then you got to just be like Alright I guess we're fighting now I didn't really What was that that Donna Julio It bitch you back You hit me You got me eat my ass

Yeah but not Oh that's my face Okay that's fair But like I've always wondered Whenever these fight videos go out Like has there ever been a video of you fighting That went on the internet No

Like who controls that Like if I lost I would be like yo don't post that Is it always like Because when you When you fighting There's always Niggas there at the fight

Niggas I'm sometimes I ain't go out I'd be one of them niggas When you see somebody fight You backing out your phone And you're recording the whole fucking fight That shit going somewhere No matter if it's going on lawn

Or to group chats That shit is going somewhere Now what if your boy loses Your boy gets knocked out cold You're not gonna post it You're not gonna be like Look bro Vue's views I gotta

I'm making excuses for bro too Like That nigga, nah That nigga ain't fucked up I don't know bro That nigga is sick bro That nigga was not ready bro You can test the results

You're like I'm making excuses Look check the way in Look it's unfair bout The judge's ruled it And brother wasn't as good If it was a little hot He would have had more punches But you wouldn't post a video though

No I don't know I never post no shit like that On my page That's mad negative Right So then who posted That's why I always wonder It's like how does it get out

It's always random niggas They send it out to people And then people just post it So it's never like The thing I've always heard is don't fight someone that takes a shirt off Because that's a dude that's ruined too many shirts That he's like, I don't want to ruin another shirt Right

And like that's the guy you don't want to fight No, it depends on what shirt too Like if he If there's a Haynes white tea It's like oh he's worried about this You don't want to fight that guy If it's a Haynes white tee that nigga He don't give a fuck

That's what I'm saying You don't want to fight that guy could get another Haynes White T, that's what it is. And he's so worried about it. If it's in a merry shirt or some design or shit, hey, I might have to fight you on another day, my boy. I ain't gonna lie. I'm flea, I'm dripped out right now.

I can't touch you. That would be annoying, actually. No, real shit. If you fight in some fly shit, whew. I'm broke. I just spent all my money on this fucking, what, nigga, you crazy.

Yeah, I feel like that would be, like, if you're trying to fight me and I'm in my best outfit, be like, yo, can we take a rain check? Yeah, we'll try us next week. Tomorrow. Maybe I'll wear my running shoes. Let's do the summer. Yeah.

Let's fight five months from now. And then five months from now, niggas not even going to give a fuck. You give it two days, a nigga not going to care about the fight no more. You know, that's good, actually. I'm going to do that. If someone wants to fight me, I'd be like,

yo, can we reschedule? I know you want to fight me. Let's just schedule it to like a different day or something shit. Yeah, I'm actually booked up right now. And I bet you about that day, he's not going to want to fight because nobody going to stay mad for that long.

Yeah, that's a good point It's like, nigga, you have 24 hours in a day You telling me in 24 hours You're thinking about our fight That means you have no fucking life This mad shit that goes on in a person's life You're going to think about our fight For four days straight, no

Give it a week, yo Let's fight next week Monday, man Next week Monday pop out If the niggis still want to fight Then that nigga must be really mad at you Yeah I'm not going to fight I might forget like, oh wait a long

Oh yeah, we had that. Yeah, we had to do this this day. Shit, my fault, bro. I'm not even in the mood. Can we do next week again? I'll prepare this time. Like, but it's like, no. So how's your record, though?

Do you keep track of your record? No. Forget it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't, like, I don't remember, but I just ain't, I ain't fighting, man, long. Yeah. Especially, like, man, it's like, I'll just be focused.

Like, I don't got time to fight. If a nigga want to fight me, it got to be. something with him, not me. I'm not looking to fight nobody. Yeah. So it's like... You still hoop?

Yeah. Like at a level or is it just like pick up with your guys? No, pick up. And you're still nice? Yeah. Because you played college ball, right? Mm-hmm. You played all grown up?

No, no, no. I ain't played college, but I end up going to college and then the COVID shit happened, and then I end up leaving school. Because my whole basketball season got canceled, so that's when I ended up starting to make videos and shit. Growing up, did you play ball all? Yes. Was that the only sport you played? Yes.

Oh, really? I ain't playing no fucking baseball. I ain't hitting no balls and shit. I ain't playing football. I played all those shit in high school as like fun. But basketball I was on the team for. For me type shit. And so were the games packed where you were playing?

For sure. Really? For sure. And were there people like local celebrities and shit coming out to games? Nah. Wasn't on that level? No. Like people from the neighborhood.

Yeah, people from neighbor. Like the whole block. Like, you feel me, a whole block would come to the game. Oh, that's far. But ain't no celebrity that came to the school. Like, I don't know. Yeah. That energy must be crazy, though.

No, I ain't a lot of that show is packed. And then you had the chairleaders. You had the mad bitches, bro. Mad high school. Be honest. If you, like, if you know a girl that, like, you're fucking with shows up to the game, do you play better? Must impact it a little.

Nah, it's not even that I'm fucking with. It was just so much girls there. It's like, yo, if I do bad, I, like, I gotta go to school tomorrow and then I gotta look at all these bitches and bro it's like

for me if you do good then you go to school tomorrow and they're like yo you had a good game you wanna fuck me that seems too forward bro I don't suck my shit

don't know no no Mr. Boogie I don't think you can say that that seems too you're not blunt that seems too blunt what do they say to that if you tell a girl

oh yeah you want would they be like they're like no fan of basketball I can say any of thing because I'm a like I'm a jokester you could say. So it's like when you joking or like when niggas look at you as like a comedian in a way or like anything like yeah, you could joke. Because I could say shit like that and niggas won't be like, no, this dick is playing

a ride. But when I'm dead at, anything that comes on my mom, I'm dead ass. I'm never joking. I'm dead ass. Like, I don't joke. I'm be dead ass. It's just me being dead ass. So that's work though.

you've gotten laid off a game. Yeah. How many points you drop? What game? What's, like, your best game? Like, did you remember from, like, high school growing up? You're like, yo, I played so crazy. I got, like, three weeks of chicks off it.

And you know what it was? I ain't a lot of real shit. My best games was my away games. Oh, really? Because you like the shit talk. And it's like, I'm in a stand with a whole bunch of, I mean, I'm in a gym with a whole bunch of niggas that don't like me. Yeah.

So then it's like I would show up mostly too because like most of my niggas, they like, they on some like home game shit. I'm on some away game shit. Like I scored, I ain't go a lot. Every game, real shit, I scored the first 10 points every game. Oh, really? Especially your way games. Not home games too. Oh, really?

I ain't go a lot. I'm like a starter, bro. Like I'll be hype, bro. Like dead ass hype. Like, niggas. on a lay-up line, yo, I can't wait till they do the jump ball

because I'm fucking scoring 10 in the, I'm pulling, yo, word to my dad. Like, me and my men, me and my other men,

we were like, they had like, some like shit online where you could see how much points you scored and all that. So, like, we were, like,

battling to see who could score the most points. Oh, really? So I was on some, like, yo, I know for the first quarter, I'm gonna play the whole first quarter, I'm not going to get subbed out.

But I don't know for the second quarter, I'm going to get subbed out. And the third part, the third and fourth quarter I'm gonna play. I always got subdued out for the second quarter to play for the third and fourth quarter. Right.

So I'm like, yo, first quarter I'm gonna score 10 get subbed out. So you're just trying to go crazy immediately. I'm not, it's like, niggas could try to score, bro. But like, you gotta get the jitters out. You got to get the little nerve wrecking and shit. You got to get that first bucket. Me, I don't know what was, yo.

I swear to God, tip ball, I'm in a corner. Kink. Oh, that's fire. So I hit like three I had like two threes boom You had that After that get a layup

You had that one sketch The uh When you have a basketball coach From the hood Yeah Is that based on true story Oh no You never had a hood basketball coach

No I did But nobody on no Fucking crackhead shit like that I'm not playing for you You on that type of way Have you ever seen that though No Like other teams

I heard not It's just talking wise Yeah Oh really I'm mad coaches like that Like they're like Like they're like You think about it

Niggas ain't real coaches the game. I could coach a 12 and under team right now. They're going to pay for it. They get to. And just have these niggas working out. Noggins ain't real coaches. Oh, so, like, tell me a story, like, the craziest coach that you've seen that's like. Craziest coach. Like, like, the person that would, like, inspire that sketch where they're going crazy, they're yelling at kids where you're like, he's probably drinking at halftime, like,

sneaking drinks and shit. Did you ever see that? We had a soccer coach on time. I've seen, I've seen, nah, not, not sneaking. I've seen referees smoke during the game or some shit or like smoke half time oh really yeah like literally hit a blunt yeah no that ass want some yeah look laud oh lot oh i got shot five in this thing a little i'm gonna finish the blood real quick like shit like that no i'm pissed off if i see the ref literally smoking weed i'm like bro like if there's a bad call i'm immediately like are you crazy did you like what are you smoking like literally nah like yo no i ain't gonna lie you could use that as your advantage too you start

losing the game I seen this nigga smoking half time this nigga smack he's not looking at the game clearly we got reschedule this kid real shit wait really a game got rescheduled no I'm saying I can use that to my advances now I said what did you do what do you mean like what like how do you use it to your

advantage oh no you could say like yo bro this nigga smacked he's not looking at the game clearly like you smoke a little bit I get too paranoid paranoid I don't know why can you smoke no I never smoked you never smoked you never smoked Never in your life. Oh, really? Why?

Is it just like... No, I'd be looking at that nigger's lips. Like, my lips is my favorite body part. I can never do that to myself. I'm sorry, your lips is black. Well, it's a little shaded dark. I don't want that. That shit looks dirty.

Really? That's why? Because you like your lips too much? No, I ain't a lot. Real shit. My lips is my favorite, bro. They pink. Like, black nigga with pink lips?

You don't really, like, you feel me? I'm, like, you know black niggas with black lips. Like, I got pink lips. my lips is the best about me. You know what I'm saying? I don't think that's how smoking works. I don't think if you smoke you. Bro.

Niggas be smoking too much and they fucking lips get black. Is that true? Yes. Like cigarettes? Or weed? Weed. Bro, there's no way.

I've never heard of that my life. Bro, if you just go like that, then it goes away. No, no, no. I'm telling you right now, bro, that shit changes the color. Bro.

Niggas that's light skin, they get, the lips turned purple. What? I've never seen that my life. I swear to, God. Their lips turned purple from the weed.

Yes. I could call niggas and be like, yo, bro, what happens to your lips if you smoke? Noges? They start changing color and shit. No way. So to God. That's so funny. I don't know.

Like, nah, I don't know if it's because the niggas smoked too, too much. But I feel like I've seen that before. Yeah. So it's like, I don't know. It's that for that reason. And then, too, like, I always ask the niggas like, yo, what weed do for you? They be like, oh, it turns me calm. I'm calm.

Fuck you. I'm calm already. Yeah. All gets me hyper. I'm already hyper. You feel like you control your emotions. Yeah, like, nigga, look, fuck. If I want to be calm, I'll be calm, nigga.

I don't got to speak, nigga. I don't need nothing to make me feel like nothing. I can just do it myself. Yeah. Like liquor, but liquor, liquor, liquor, liquor, a different thing, bro. The liquor angle, I ain't a lot. Like, that should have you just feeling swaggy, bro.

Like, right now, I'm swagged out right now. Because the DJ. Yeah. DJ. It's Don Julio. Yeah, yeah. So I just, like, you just be feeling, like, on a straight path, calm shit. Mm.

And that's the only, like, drug or, like, substance you'll mess with. It's just alcohol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't really drink this shit or too, too much because you drink too much. You'd be sleepy and shit and all fucked up. I don't got time for that. Yeah, you mentioned, like, I think in a different combo, like, you saw a lot of people growing up that were, like, doing different drugs and shit, and it kind of freaked you out from

doing stuff like that. Yeah, I'd be seeing, I've seen them mad niggas do different drugs. be like, yo, nah, bro. You want some weird or shit? I don't got, nah, that shit is weird,

bro. Do you feel like it, like, resemble a lack of focus? Like, yo, you're not, you're not focused.

It's not even that. It's just a lack in future. Mm. You see a, I ain't go like because growing up, I see a nigga, on you on this drug. I know a nigga

10 years older than you on that drug is still in the same place. So it's like, you're going to be on his place. And then he's going to be 10 years ahead and staying hell still on his place. same shit. Yeah. I really believe in that.

It's like, I feel like if you like doing some shit, if you're not really focused on what you want to do at a young age or young pace, or like, not even young age or young pace, but if you're not really focused on what you want to do, you're not going to do it.

But if you really want to do something and you doing it, then you'll eventually throughout time, it'll start slowly happening for you. Yeah. Yeah, what was that mentality shift for you? Like, I asked you this a little bit before. But like growing up, you are living in a specific environment where there's a specific mentality. And then you kind of have a paradigm shift where you're like, yo, I don't want to go down this road necessarily.

I want to do something bigger. I was growing, when I was growing up, it was like, I ain't go a lot. I realize at a young age, it's like I'm watching niggas do certain shit. And jail ain't me. I ain't going to jail. Fuck that. I ain't going to jail. I'm not going to be in it.

with a whole bunch of niggas and a fucking cell I'm a bro I like seeing girls gang I don't like seeing niggas my nigga I don't want to be around niggas 24 7 I don't want to take a shower

with butter ass naked with 10 other niggas on the side of me I don't want to see no dick I don't want to none of that shit I don't want to do for me so I'm like yo I'm gonna do everything possible to not lead in that direction

or be in that direction because it's like niggas will pick up a gun by angle I find that that all that gun shit I found that shit posse That shit is weird to me Really?

Swe to God Bro So you're telling me You're Befing with niggas Why would you ever want to beef For the nigger When it's mad money out there

To be made And mad girls out there Like you feel me And it's all Bro It's either You beef with a nigger Or money and bitches

Like you feel me What would you choose To be for the nigger Or money and bitches And then some niggas do all three. Right. Get all three like, oh, yeah, because they beefing when niggas, they get money and bitches. But niggas ain't getting no real money.

You ain't never see no real money. Until you move your moms out the crib, you, your moms, and whoever else lover ones you got, you ain't see no real money. Niggers get money, spending on drugs, won. spending on guns or whatever you want to do to the block niggas a feed day block and don't move out

don't do nothing niggas just stay there I ain't go out I'd be mad hood I'd be mad hud niggas I love the hood I did a video on how niggas really love the hood

niggas really love the hood just be on a block 24 or something don't do nothing for a year straight besides be on that block and you notice that from a young age like yeah for sure

oh these guys are still here like they're still just like chilling on the block It's love the hood. I love the hood. So it's like, you for me? I love the hood, but I know eventually it's going to be time to leave for me. And I'm 22.

Yeah. So it's like I'm aware. I'm ahead of time. Was there ever a time when you were growing up that you're like, oh, I'm going to just, you know, do whatever on around me is doing? I'm going to be one of these guys that like lives on the block and just kind of like is around. Nah. So your whole life basically, you were like, oh, I got it. I was never into that shit.

It was like I see niggas on a block. Niggas is just on a block. That shit is just whack. So your whole life? What was it, do you feel like, that made you have that perspective that other people don't have that perspective? Was it just like the way you are or was their experience that happened? No, I just wanted a different life for myself. Yeah.

You think about it, bro. You on a block for however long. Just you want a block period is just like, bro, you're just going. Like, say for instance, I wasn't doing what I'm doing now. or like trying to have a better life. I would have a kid. My mom would God forbid pass away. Now, I'm the household of that project's crib.

I grow my son up in there or daughter. I die. Then they have kids. And then boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It just keep going on. Inside that household, I don't want to live here forever. I'm trying to palm trees, mad water, ass. Man, that shit is beautiful.

Like, it'd be movies, bro. Yeah. Real shit, movies. Like, you watch movies and you look at a nigga lifestyle or, like, you look how movie is. There's never a movie on how it is in the fucking projects, unless it's a HUD movie. Right. But other than that, it'd be mad, like, beautiful lifestyles. Niggia, they make New York, and they, like, when they were shoot parts in New York, they make New York look beautiful.

Mm-hmm. Nogu, this shit, butt. Fuck. Shit, ass, nigga. You ever heard of that in New York Syndrome? Like, that's, like, a thing. They're like tourists from around the world Like Chinese tourists or like Japanese tourists

Or even like European tourists they'll come over Thinking that New York is like super shiny and clean And everything's nice Then they get here and like they'll see like rats and stuff And then they'll have like panic attacks And they gotta get like hospitalized and shit That ass? Yeah Nah it's mad rats out here

They're like bro I thought the movie said it was gonna be super nice Everything was gonna be shining like there's me no problems Nah it's mad rats out here Yeah Mad rats roaches all that shit And people don't realize that. Gang shit. I love the rats.

I love the roaches. That's family. That's family. That's fine. You don't fuck with the rats and roaches? You scared of them? The roaches, I'm like, this is just kind of gross. The rats, I don't care about it.

Rats are kind of cool. Sometimes you see a cute one. Roachie. I got a roachie. Miguel, my favorite roach. You got them down? Yeah, Miguel, my favorite roach. And you see him and you hollered him?

He had, no, Miguel had four kids. No way. For pass for one Wow, good for him You know a roach pregnant When you can sheet a little ad Like the ass Bro

You gotta, bro My nigga, bro You could just, bro, you could just, bro, you could just step on them and they die But that's Miguel, bro, you can't step on him and they die. I never step on Miguel

Miguel's still alive He's raising his four kids They And just trying to make it Lean Megalito Jr. Oh shit Joshua

And Celia So it's like, You know what I'm saying? So he got he got four kids you ever see a roach make it like off the block like move out and like get into a suburb or something

a couple I ain't a lot couple I didn't ship a couple to like L.A. and shit wow yeah one of them had an acting dream I'm like yo girl let me throw you out there real quick yeah you can be in like an infomercial yeah you'd be in like an exterminator commercial or something like that

you ever seen the shit where like beetle juice like yeah shit like that so you could be in that movie you know bro go live your life gang they need some real roaches out there you know I'm saying? And then sometimes it's like,

there's too much over here. This shit gets overpopulated. So I'm like, yo, bro, just go out there. It makes you emotional, right, to see them like winning like that.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm like, damn. I got to let him go. I knew you'd be great. I knew you'd be great. But when you make it,

come back from you again. For me? Nah, I don't name roaches. I'll be honest. That's a little too much. If I say Roach, I'm like,

nah, I got to smush you. That is? Yeah, bro. It's like. I'm fucking you. Come on, bro. You got a step. I don't want to see them.

I'm not tight with them like that. I'm not like good friends yet. Nah, I didn't, it depends on them, bro. I think pigeons are kind of cool. Pigeons. That's a cool thing with New York. You get pigeons that kind of have little attitudes. I don't want a fucking pigeon, nigga?

Bird shit on me. I'm going to smack the shit out of it. You ever been shit on by Bird? Yeah. Really? Yeah. And what happened? What you mean?

I just said I'm going to smack the shit out of birds. You smacked a bird? No, no. But birds too quick. I ain't go a little too. My fault. A little too quick, bro. So it's like...

My boy had this theory that the birds are getting smarter. Nah, for sure. That, like, back in the day, you used to see dead birds more. But now you don't really see them because they're getting a little bit smarter. They move, like, little... Yeah, just like us. Bro. Shit, just like...

Nigger, you don't think them niggas got a mind of its own? Just like we growing, every other animal or pigeon or anything is growing, too. The nugg of roaches is like rats, nigga. Oh, yeah, I already knew this trap. I already know they got the sticky traps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that niggas got to come with a gun.

So take me down, you got to come with a gun. It's on gang shit. Traps ain't gonna get me no more, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, so it's like shit like that. Yeah, they are getting a little bit smarter, I think. But one time I had a guy I was living with that he caught a rat in, like, those sticky traps. And that shit made me feel super bad because he was just stuck on there.

So I, like, I took some scissors and I cut the rat off of the trap. What the fuck? Because I felt bad. I didn't want him to be stuck. So I just, like, cut around his, like, little. You let the rat walk? Yeah, I let him go. I let him go outside.

Not in the house, obviously. I don't want to live with him. But, like, I cut around his little feet where the sticky part was. And so he just had, like, these cool little rat shoes. And I let him just be free out in nature. What the fuck? Yeah. But, like, you can do that sometimes.

If you catch him in the sticky trap, you can kind of just, like, give him, like, a little outfit. Niggas was pinning that nigga in a trash bag, throw him in an incinerator. So you like Rojas more than rats? Yeah. I don't know about that, bro. I'm going to be honest. bro i'll be honest a roach is like

like if it was a roach i say for instance it was a roach and a rat in here right now right you're making a good point right now a rat is rat is running in my room probably smaller than this

a mouse is going a roach is gone yeah he's a little bit more chill deck that nigga he's dead right and you don't got no sticky traps the niggas running around you know what I'm saying so it's like yeah that's actually a good point yeah you raise a very good point if I have to see one of my apartment I'd probably rather see a roach that's what I'm saying that's an excellent point actually I'm sure yeah yeah I'll give that one too I'll give that one too what's up guys we're gonna take a break really

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Like, at what point do you feel like you saw real money, as you put it, that made you be like, oh, I want to get that. What you mean, get what? Like, where you saw someone that was living a lifestyle, that you're like, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get out of the hood. I'm going to get real money, and I'm going to go move with some palm trees. Like, do you remember that moment? Or is that just, like, been your whole life? Whole life.

I really don't like to get things, like, it'd be like, I don't know. I'd thug it out in a sweatsuit and just cold a fucking day. Like, I don't know. I'm not really into the game. get fly shit. Niggas be trying to like look good. I could look bummy and still look good. I could look the bummiest in the room and still be the

nigga that get the most bitches. It's just energy. It's just like, it's not, yeah. It's just how you present yourself. Like, I'll present myself like I'm one of them ones. I'm him. You know what I'm saying? So it's like if I feel like if you, nigga,

I never had to try hard. Niggas will try hard like to get somewhere or like be the main. I won't have to. I won't have to say nothing and still be one of the ones. Did you like school? Yeah. Like, did you like going to class or you just like being around? No, I like going to school.

Oh, really? Yeah. What was like your favorite subject when you were growing up? You were like, oh, this is my shit. Social studies, some shit like that. Really? Forensics. Forensics?

Yeah. That was a class? Yeah. Oh, that's far. Did you get a good grades? Yeah, yeah. Like, because I feel like your goal, was your goal originally? Like, okay, I'm going to go to college.

I'm going to get out of here. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. My goal originally was to, like, go to college and play ball. Did your mom want you to go to college? Yeah. Oh, really? So that was like the path early on.

Yeah, nah, niggas was like, yeah, we're going to college. Like, damn, I don't yawn full-five tongues, bro. That's shit crazy. But it's like, naive and I don't know, like, it's like when you finish high school, college is guaranteed. It was no other option. Oh, really? That's interesting.

I assume, like, some people would be like, nah, I'm not going to go to college. Like, even in my town, there was like, And I grew up in like just a regular suburb. There was like a bunch of kids that were like, nah, I'm not going to college. And they were just like, no, that's not even an option. Oh, wow. What the fuck you're going to do besides go to college?

Go to trade school. No, bro, what the fuck? Were you ever bullied in school? No, it's called black. Wait, what? What do you mean? Because I was black. People bullied you because you were black?

Not really bullied, but it was just like, I grew up with a lot of black jokes because I was mainly the only black thing in certain situations. Oh, really? Yeah. What high school did you go to? Like, Intake Academy. Oh, so it was, was it in the Bronx? Mm-hmm.

But it was... As time went on, it was more black people. Oh, interesting. But I'm not talking about it because it's mad black people, but it's like different types of black people, you know what I'm saying? Like shades of dark. I remember having classes with like 15 Spanish niggas, five white guys and five white people and then me.

Oh, really? Yeah. Only black people in the class. For real, in middle school, it was me and my son, Eli. And then Eli left, like, he left my middle school to go to a different high school. Like, he left out school. And so when I went to high school, I was like the only black nigga. Oh, that's interesting.

And then after what, like, you put me, there's definitely other black niggas. But I'm saying, I just felt like I was mainly the only black nigger. And so people would fuck with you and they would, like, make jokes and shit. Mm-hmm? Did you ever have to, like, scrap over it or were you just like, all right? bitch is like black niggas I don't get fucking for a nigga to like because I'm black

I don't need you to like me oh that's wild I never would have expected that being in the Bronx like I figured it would be like more diverse and then what you gotta understand it's like

niggas still low-key racist to this day like that shit never went yeah so it's like you feel me like just imagine like growing up I was literally the only black nigga and I would chill with

15 different Spanish people So that's why you like the different cultures. Like you were exposed to it, especially at an early age, and like you got to observe it in very close proximity. And I'm Spanish. Oh, really? My dad's Spanish. My mom is black, but I don't talk to my dad. Oh, is he Dominican?

Puerto Rican? Puerto Rican. Interesting. Him and his family know Spanish. I don't know Spanish. Ah, this makes more sense. So this is a thing that I found with like a lot of like funny people and just comedians in general. It was like growing up feeling like outside.

outsider. So like I think Chris Rock, for example, I went to like a predominantly white school. Like, you grew up out in like Long Island. For real? He did sound like it too. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. He talked like it. And again, I'm not like putting that on him in any way, but like you just grow up in an environment where you're around a different group of people that you're like, you grow up around. And so you go to school in a different kind of population and then you learn about the culture in a very like unique sort of close up way. So I feel like that happened with you where you grew up around like you're living in a hood with black. black people and then all of a sudden you go to school there's Spanish people there's white people

there's Asian people and like you're learning all the different cultures in my hood it was it was black people but I chilled around Spanish people I really chill around no black it was barely black people that's especially my age that I was going to school with so when you go to school when you go to school you go to school with people that uh like that live like I went to school with people that lived in my building got so like we all went to the same school so it was like especially my age, it was nobody really young and going to school. Gotcha. That makes sense.

Like, if you was young and going to school, I knew you and we was going to school, the same school. That makes sense. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you got bullied a little bit. No, it's not really bullied, bro. It's like... You just took jokes for being the odd one out.

Yeah, yeah, basically. So, say, if I'm the niggas in the class and the lights go out. You're a nigga Vig, show. Yeah. You mad, blah. Like, shit like that, but it's calm shit. It's like, you know what I'm gonna fire back though? No, it's not really fire back.

You didn't have jokes back? No, I don't lie. Like, like, no, I used to cut eyes, but like, that's another thing, cutting ass. You cut somebody ass. Yeah. I'm more of like a nigga to just, I'm gonna tell a joke, but it's gonna fucking kill your career and then you're gonna be tight. That's it.

Because I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna half ass. I'm not gonna say mad, different jokes. I'm gonna say one joke violate you and that's it. What about you day? I go personal too. Like, all good fuck You could say Whatever I tell somebody

It's something that I would say Out loud to anybody in the world So if you was to say it to me I wouldn't really give a fuck From me But whatever you tell to me It might not be something You want everybody to hear

Wait, do you have an example Of a time when you said something To somebody You're like, oh shit I went personal And I maybe I probably shouldn't have gotten that personal No, I don't got an example Off the top of my head, no

I mean that's wild Like because you know Let's fireback immediately. Like, if you were to tell me, like, if me and you was arguing, I said some shit, I mean, if you said some shit to me about, like, I'll just be like, yeah, but nigga, you was the one, your mom, da, da, this and that the other day, right? And then you're going to like, oh, what the fuck? Like.

And then people back off. Yeah. So then the girl, like, how old were you were actually, like, fucking with girls, like growing up? Like, middle school? No, no, no. I lost my V, like, 17, bro. Oh, really? like 17, 18.

I'm probably 18. And did you have girlfriends? Or you just being around? Nah, like, the females that I like, they ain't really fuck with me. Because I wasn't like a shooter type shit. I wasn't like a hood nigger. I used to get dubbed for like hood niggas.

Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, so what happens? I'll talk hood, but I just wasn't doing hood shit, like scamming and shit. Or like, just on a block for me. So it was like, I used to get curve. But you like the girls that would like the dudes on the block.

Yeah, basically. And I ain't even think of it like that, but not, yeah, mainly. But it's like, not even I like the girls, but it's just like any girl that I like, so I liked. Boom. Me, you know, we're cool. That shit, and it just because we liked each other from that long. Same girl. Yeah, she was just that.

That girl was just playing with me. She never gave me the time of the day. Third girl. We was cool, too. Yeah, it was just really in it. And then I was being together. Like three girls in high school. You talk to a lot of girls at the same time?

No. That shit seems stressful. I don't get why people do that. Nah, yeah, because I can go lie. You fuck around and send the text that you were supposed to send to this girl to that girl. And then she's like, wait, what do you mean? I didn't go to Pilates today. And you're like, oh shit, fuck

Look, I was actually I didn't save myself mad times with that shit though What happened? What happened? Like, the way I text is like The way I text is like a text that I can send anybody Just for that simple reason I keep it very, very short I don't go into detail

Just in case I text the wrong person It seems stressful, bro I don't know, I don't want to deal with all that Nah, yeah, for sure Are you on the apps? You ever, you go on like Tinder? Yeah Hell no Why?

What fuck I look like on Tinder? on fucking Tinder I don't know I mean you might meet someone You might meet someone outside of your neighborhood No I'm good Especially now Wait what do you mean

Oh now that you're popping Yeah I'm gonna fucking niggas See me on Tinder and shit Nikes I'm like What the fuck Yo why are you on Tinder You feel like it's a bad look Nah nah nah nah

The idea I ain't a lot Nah yeah for sure Like if I make if I go on an app And I see like Coila Ray on fucking Tinder I'm gonna be like What the fuck is she doing on Tinder She don't need Tinder

But what if you got on Raya? You get on one of these, like, exclusive apps? Riot? Raya, you ever heard of that? No. It's like a- Why are you on the apps? I'm not on the apps. I know people on the apps, okay?

Niggas is dead ass on the apps? Yeah. Like, what about me? It's my son ran it up off the maps. That's what I'm saying? Like, there's an opportunity. There's opportunity. It's like eBay.

You know what I mean? Type shit. But that was never your thing, though. You like it. I download the app and I'm just be like, I'm a Conti created. Come fuck with me. I don't know if that would work.

But you like it in person. Like, what's like your pickup line if you meet someone in person? No pick a blonde. So what's the energy? How do you, like... I just say whatever's on my own. Okay, go.

Like, nah, whatever's on my head. I just say it. So you see a girl. She's a 10. You look good. You look good. Spanish. All right, BBO.

Fuck the BBL. No matter. I could fuck with a skinny bitch. So what do you say? You look good. Oh, thanks. And then she just walks away. Oh, thanks.

What the fuck is the old things? What are you talking about? Oh, shit. Nah, like that ass. I don't even like that shit. What you mean? Oh, thanks. Like, you draw, I take it back.

I need some emotion back because if I'm giving you from me and you got to give it back. Like, you know what I'm saying? If I'm going to give you 50, you got to give me 50. I don't do that half and 20% shit like it. So that's like that's the move. You just go, yo, you look good. And if she's like just keeps walking, then it's like. Nah, not even you look good.

Like, I was like, depending on the way I'm seeing her, then that's when I know how to move and shit like that. And then I just like, I don't really be on no try a shit, like, try, try, like. I just have a normal conversation on some friends shit. And then that's it. Like, most of the girls I don't have sex with some shit or some shit like that, like, really cool still. There's some friendship. Like, I'm really friends with people.

Like, I'm not really, it's just like, you, you, my friend, you look good. I'm going to fuck you. You ever circle back on a girl that dubbed you when you were, like, coming up? No. Really? bro you gotta get that I feel like that'd be cool every girl that has done me

could suck my dick that's my point real shit though there you go because it was like nah I ain't go lot bro back then I was with bro

bro this would really push me word of my dad's I would have so many girls that ain't want me so it was like yo bro I thought I was really the problem like I used to get dubbed a lot

so I'm like yo what are my dads I'm gonna do what I gotta do I'm gonna get famous and niggas is not spinning back like no girls spinning the back for me really

Yeah. So when I got to that position, I don't have girls hit me up like, yo, I eat a dick. Eat a dick. You're fucking with me now. I'm good. Wow. So you're not even like, you're not even just like, all right, let me just see. Most of them is like.

See if he was worth it. Hmm. Let me see if it's worth it. No, I'm good. And then the only thing I've done was look better. if you was fired back then you fucking butt now unless you mean like unless you just straight heat now like you for me brother it's like

if you young and you cute you pretty as you get older you might put on a little weight you might da-da-da-da-da this and that the ass might get lost you might change because niggas could change in two days your personality could change in two days like

niggas the whole world is moving niggas change every day. You learn shit every day. So I might not even like the way you talk or personality while the shit. Are you been with white girl? Yeah, I like white girls. He's crazy? What?

The white girls. Are they crazy? Yeah. What do you mean about that? Like, who's got the best, like, sexual energy in your experience? Like, I don't know, bro. I feel like, like, I don't know. Well, like, girls as white, white?

White or Spanish I don't know bro Because it depends on a girl Bro Because I don't have a white girl That suck dick crazy Black girl that suck dick crazy Spanish girl that suck dick crazy

So this case by case It just like You've been with Asian girl yet? I want an Asian girl so bad bro I know they follow I know for sure they're feeling for black dick Like Gotta be right

Me I got them You heard that there's like They have like a birth rate Declade in Japan Birth rate Yeah So like they're teaching Japanese men

Like how to flirt Because they're not having sex at a high enough rate Yo, what the fuck? Where they're at? Where they at? This could be you. I'll go to Japan, I'll trump all them, bitches, go up. You jump on a flight.

You walk over there. Fuck them. I mean, you got to ask them first, I guess. You got to just be like, hey, you look good. But then you might not know how to flirt in Japanese. I don't need Japanese. Most of them bitches probably talk English. That's a good point.

That's a good point. Do you watch anime? No. So you can't even connect on some anime shit. I don't need to connect on an anime shit. You be like, yo. Yeah, I'm gonna get to it I'm gonna go down there

You're gonna get it You're gonna get it cracking That could be a move for you That could be an angle Asian bitches right That's what I'm saying That's the move But then what if it's like

Not what I expect it I'm gonna get tight There's a learning experience There's a learning experience with that You know what I mean You can become a culture of man You could try everything Right

Come back and report Right I need you to do this for me Because I'm not gonna have this opportunity You know what I'm married I'm locked up So a way girl Exactly

So I need you you to come back to me and be like, yo, this is what it's like. I work something out for you. I've seen the world. I got you. Write a poem or something so I can read it. I work something out of you. I work something out for you.

That's what I mean. I feel like everyone can benefit in that situation. I got you. You know what I mean? I got a couple. I got you. Is there any like, what's the most like embarrassing experience you ever had

with a girl trying to like pick up a girl, anything like that? Pick up a girl, like scoop a girl? Yeah. Most embarrassing That's no really embarrassment It's like I don't really be trying to like

I don't see a girl outside And be like yo Run down I don't got the boss For that type of shit But what do you mean I see a girl and I run it up to Like yo can I get your Instagram

I don't got boss for that Oh really I feel like that could work though I feel like some girls They appreciate the forwardness Yeah it depends on like what type of Like what type of environment Like if I'm in

the party or some shit and I see a girl you know come up in you know what you're standing at me for like shit like that like I see you looking at a nigga you want to fuck with a nigga don't you like I don't know like I'd be saying dickhead shit bro

but do you go to the clubs like that do you like being out of clubs I used to I stop oh really but why did you stop and you don't go to the club so like you just inside your crib or just away from everything you do better you get more money

I ain't going on the club to spend fucking money Yeah I know niggas that literally work throughout the day And then go out on a week And you spend whatever you made during a week Shit dumb Yeah So it's like you're working hard

Just to spend your money on the club And then I just get bottles I just get a bottle to go in a crib I just have liquor in the crib You ever see people do the bottle wars What the fuck is that? Like they get a table Then they buy a bottle

And then they just dump it out I know You never seen that? I saw this video going viral. I think it was like out of Atlanta. It was like two guys like got bottles that were just dumping them out. Yeah, because niggas is, look,

it's a whole club. Niggas is trying to show off or whatever. They get pussy for that night and then... That's it. That's it. You just did all that for a pussy when I don't have to do nothing and we'll still probably get pussy. I feel like that nigga, anybody can fuck.

Like anybody in the world can fuck. Well, there's a lot of guys that can't. Incells, you've heard of incels? What the fuck is that? You've never heard of it? Insel? See, this is kind of nice. I get to educate you on white culture. This is beautiful. See, see. An in-cell is an involuntary

celibate. This is someone that can't get pussy. They can't have sex. They're involuntary and they're celibate. So they try to meet girls and they can't. They feel too awkward. Because, wait, hold on, they dick don't work or some shit? No, no. The dicks works fine. But they just can't because they sell them.

No, because they are too awkward to talk to women. Or maybe like they feel insecure to talk to women, so as a result, they don't talk to them. No, because they could, like, I swear to God, anybody on this earth can fuck. All you have to do is just find a girl that wants to fuck. Like me, if I want to fuck something right now, I'll hit him any bitch. Mad bitches just be like, yo, one of them gonna want to fuck me or some shit.

And I don't feel like nobody is not like, like, I don't feel like nobody is not fuckable. You know what I'm saying? Like if a weird nigga wanted a girl, nigger, nigger, Think smart. Find a weird bitch. You fuck the weird bitches. Stick to what you know. There's a marketplace for that.

That's what I'm saying. Yep. That's what I'm saying. You know a weird bitch too like. There's a whole like subculture where people like are teaching guys how to flirt. And they make like thousands of dollars doing these programs. I knew a guy that was doing this for a little bit where literally dudes would hit him up. He would fly out and he would meet with like eight guys.

And then he would like teach him how to talk to women. For real? There's like a whole industry around this. That's weird. You could do that. That could be you. You could be a mentor. You can save kids lives.

I'm getting chicken off this. I'm getting Brad. Yeah. What's up with the niggas that, man? I teach them a little time. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You can make a class.

The V-Buggy, you know, like relationship class. How to holler women? No. How to get possee class. Okay. All right. See, that's more direct. And I'll learn, too.

I see what they're doing. And what's fucking them up? And I make sure I'm, I'll never do that shit ever again, nigga. You got to look at it like game tape. You know, like after a basketball game, you watch the tape, you watch the whole thing down. That's what you got to do.

You meet these guys. You be like, hey, look, I can help you out. Get them like a little video camera. They go, talk to a girl. You just review the footage. Be like, hey, you know when you, like, sneezed right here, you can't sneeze when you talk to a girl. But it's like, with, that's what I'm saying,

it depends on the type of person. Like, I feel like, if a person be like, like back then when I say bitches dub me, I wasn't going for the bitches that could have, you feel me? Like if I really want it I could have But I wasn't going for the business

That I wanted to fuck with me I was going for the business Like one thing about it You want what you can't have Real shit Cause like It's like You ever like

I don't know Because you married But that's like I guaranteed you tried harder When you was trying to get her Than when you got her Yeah Like you got her

You loosen up a little bit Because you got her I mean you see guys let go That's the thing Like guys They'll get a girlfriend They'll get married and they just like gain weight,

they stop trying. Yeah. You've seen that. Yeah, shit like that. It's like, for me, but I feel like anybody like, it just depends on like if you got to go for what girl wants you because I know if somebody out there,

like I've seen a weird nigger. Ain't get no girls until he picked up a weird girl and then that's they match you for me. You just got to find what like you. Somebody like you. Like, there ain't nobody in a world that don't like somebody. So if anybody watching this and they feel like, somebody not liking you or jacking you,

somebody likes you, you just got to find them. Literally, bro. It's like, no, it's mad people in this earth. You're telling me nobody on this earth likes you. That's why I would feel. Or wants you. Come on, bro. That's shit not real.

What is the thing that you like? Let's say you like video games? Mm-hmm. Go to like a video game conference. There's going to be a girl there. Yeah. Literally. And be like, oh, you play Fortnite?

Literally. And that should work. Oh, you play Fortnite? No, you don't play Fortnite. And then I do play Fortnite. Next thing you know. You're going to be a fat girl? I love big bitch.

Hell yeah, dude How's that? The hat is crazy You genuinely believe that? I've heard that I've not Because he eat the dick up You don't just

Is that shit really? I've heard Drake say that No, real shit though I like my girls' BBW No, real shit You genuinely think They have more eating experience Yeah

They're ass They eat the dick up I'm telling you right now How yeah I fuck with big girls What I'm saying It's no problem with them be certain times

you just like, depending on what type of big we're talking about. See, these are kinds of experiences that I never have. Not yet. No, bro.

Maybe one day, bro. Who knows? Who knows? Maybe I reincarnate as you. Maybe I come back. As the bugster. As the bookster, dude, right?

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Yeah. Was that nerve-wracking? Oh, yeah. I ain't a lot. Everybody was not. Nobody was jacking that shit. You just fucking left college to fucking make videos. Niggas, you stupid?

I mean, it sounds a little crazy. No, I do. But I had a plan. And everybody, like, not too many people knew I wanted to be an actor. I ain't tell that shit to certain niggas. You can't go around in the hood. bro, I want to be an actor. What fuck you talk about you want to be an actor, nigga?

You better play bowl, nigga. Like, that's what it is. Like, oh, it's block. It's either block or the sports. Mm-hmm. I wanted to be an actor. But I always played ball for me. I never wanted to go to the NBA.

I always wanted to play college ball. That was on my list, like my goal. I don't like the NBA. Oh, really? Yeah. Nogs don't be giving a fuck. Why not the NBA? Niggas don't give a fuck.

Really? Yeah. This niggas on the bench getting over a man. million dollars to sit on a fucking bench. As niggas in college, getting zero bread, you lose, you dead ass lose.

And the NBA, you lose, you still getting money. Niggas, like, and I know for sure, like, after you lose, you're like, damn,

I'm dead out, like, I lost, you'd be hurt. Look at your bank account. $35 million. College, you really lose. And that's your fucking fourth year

college. You're fucking done. That's it. That's it. You really lost. Like high school, nigga, when I,

I'll never forget that I lost my playoff game, Nick, I cried, my name. I cried, bro. That shit is different.

It do. Because you're not getting nothing out of it, bro. You literally have to go on a court and put your blood, sweat and tears into that shit. Yeah.

Even though niggas in a, certain niggas in NBA that I really do it, but at the end of the day, you're getting paid so much to play ball. So if you lose,

you still got $34 million. You don't really give a fuck. Mm-hmm. So it's like. But be honest, though, if you had the opportunity to go with the NBA, you would have taken it. No. Really? I don't like that shit.

That shit's just crazy. Like, if they give you a million dollars on the bench. The niggas move funny to niggas at a certain height. I don't like that shit. What do you mean? Like, they won't fuck with certain niggas. That's a certain height type shit. I don't seen mad, nice niggas.

And niggas, they don't jacked gills, but they dead-ass nice. But I don't see mad tall niggas, like fucking, fucking Ante de Kumpo's brother, man. That niggas in a day. The niggas shit, bro. Niggas doodle. I'll bust that niggas. Pretty sure.

But he's tall, though. Yeah, but they're gonna have him, bro. Then I've seen the nigga miss more lips than I ever did in my life. Some of those highlights are hilarious. But, yeah, that's what I'm saying. But it's like, niggas, like, some niggas that I used to, um, that I used to, like, look up to in basketballs, like some nigga named Carson Edwards.

Mm-hmm. Or, like, Azaa Briscoe. And there's Antonio Blakeney. It just goes fucking, the list is goes on. I'm mad. I know all of. underrated. Them niggas is not in the A.

Why? They're a certain height. The niggas ain't gonna dick rod them. But them diggers is dead ass nice. But they just won't get their chance. Know what they did? Went overseas.

Now they're getting that bag and a star. So it's like for me. Would you have done that if that came up? Overseas not. Go to Turkey, play for two, three years. No, you really wouldn't do that. That just seems wild. I'll stick to college, bro.

After that, I was going, I was going to go to acting either way, bro. That was always a focus, even when you were, like, playing in high school and shit. Yeah. And what did you watch growing up that made you wanted to go into acting? No, I just was watching shows and just be like, if I could do this shit, this nigga not really selling that shit. I could do that shit. Yeah. That ass real.

Whether actors and movies that you saw, they're like, this is the one. I could do that. Like, do you have a favorite actor? Huh? Do you have a favorite actor? Cameron Hart. Mm. And you watch that and you're like,

oh, this is fire. I can do this. Kevin Hart, you got Mike Gaps. I don't know. It's just mad at HUD movies that I fuck with. Chris Tucker. There's so many, it'd be the black movies. Mm.

But the thing about it is, I also like the white characters in the movie. So that's why I learned how to do the white kid, the white characters and all that. Yeah. The voice and all that. I don't feel like I'm strictly when somebody be like, You know I'm a so-called comedian.

Like, people will label me as a comedian. When I do, like, or if I hop in the show, niggas try to direct me straight to comedian, like, shows or movies. Nah. Pimp me in a sci-file, nigger. Pay me in a horror movie. Yeah. I'll sell that shit.

A action movie. What's the best white movie? Best white movie. Damn, bro. You hit me shit with the top. Like in your heart What's in your gut? Best white movie

I don't know What's the best white movie? I mean Super Bad It was pretty good You ever seen that? Super Bad? You've never heard of Superbad? That's a white movie

Yeah, dude That's not a fucking white movie Yeah Yeah Because I'm not, like in my book That's not considered I love that movie That's not considered a white movie

No What about dude? Because it has white characters Just the whole thing Feels white to me No, I don't know Dude wears my car Would you consider that a white movie?

I never heard that. That's a white movie. Damn, now, you just named a... Nah, that Super Bad is definitely... Nah, what the fuck? That ain't no fucking white movie. My son, McLevin.

Mm-hmm. He was doing shit. It's mad movies. That's what I'm saying. Like, Stepbrothers, would you consider that a white movie? Or is that just a movie movie? Nah, my son, Will Ferrell Black, Loki.

That shit was a funny movie. Damn I get it I get why you saying white I get it There's a whiteness to it I feel like Yeah I know what you mean White comedy

Right I get it Like Friday is a black movie Yeah for sure Would you consider a scary movie You remember those The Wayans brother scary movies? The funny ones yeah

Would you consider that A black movie? Yes But you could tell It's a little white in that That's what I'm saying A little bit of a mix So I've always

We were having this debate me and my friends were like okay what makes something a black movie is it the director is it the actors or is it the audience that watches it what you choose i don't know i'm still conflicted so for example get out white movie that's a white movie that's a hot take bro black nigga guarantee i'm a black nigga scary movie happening i'm not doing none of that bullshit like none of that bullshit like i'm not staying And no, bro, word of mine there. Like some shit go on and hear just right now and I hear like a little,

I'm leaving. I'm not going to stay there for a whole movie. Not realistic. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel me, scary movie? That was more like a realistic because, nigger, that's exactly how niggas will move if it's a fucking scary nigger around.

Yeah. For me? I was like, um. Yeah, I've always heard that this is my friend that said this, my buddy Andrew. He said that movies. that have large animals, black movie. Like you've seen the Meg? You ever heard of that?

What about like that anaconda movie? Where the giant anacondas are going around. You saw that? Not a gassing shit. The gass and shit. I don't see mad movies. Is that a black movie though? If it's got a giant snake in it.

No. Snakes on a plane. Black movie. That's my point, bro. That's my point, bro. That's what you're trying to say like, You're trying to say white niggas don't fuck with animals like shit. I'm just trying to say, look, it was pointed out to me.

I thought it was funny, bro. I thought it was funny. It was pointed out. Large, scary animal movie? All my black friends seen it. And then some white people are like, oh, yeah, maybe I saw. Maybe I didn't. I'm just saying, I'm asking you.

It depends because there's a lot of niggas that don't watch movies, and it's a lot of niggas that don't watch shows. Niggas don't be watching movies and shows. I sit there and literally watch, like, because I learn them. off that I see a weird nigga acting. And then I've been on set before I was doing, I do a lot of background acting. I did a lot of background acting.

So, like, I know the cuts and shit like that. Like, I know how it be on the set. So when I watch shows, it be a little different now. That shit don't even look the same to me. Because you kind of know sort of the editing, you know kind of what's happening. I'm like, ah, shit. You can't get lost in it.

Yeah, so, yeah. They ruined power for you, really? Nah, not really. It's just like, and then, like, you have a scene, like, say, instance, the nigga got your angle? and then I don't know where the shit goes in the back of my head.

You look closely at this nigga, this nigga not even talking. Ruins the whole movie. This nigga's not talking. Yeah. They just took the fucking voice pitted right there under that clip

and then got your facial expression because that facial expression was good. You fucking suck dick. What the fuck is that? That shit blows mine. I literally be watching a nigga like, all right, cool.

And then I'll pause it. And then the nigga, mouth is dead-ass shut. But he's talking though. do this that's how it looked and that pisses you off yeah for sure

OD ruins a movie OD can't even watch it turn this off I continue to watch it begrudgingly because I'm folded I just look at

the way as a certain person's acting because an actor had told me just watch just watch yeah so when you start when you start actually looking

you'll start realizing a lot of things with shows yeah then that's when you do determine what shows is good and what shows is not. Because it's like certain characters that like another thing is about like an actor that's on one show and then you see him on another show and then you'd be like, I don't know.

It's because you, this nigga played this character so fucking well. You can't see him doing nothing else. Yeah, that happened, bro. Apparently that's why you ever see Game of Thrones? No. You got to watch Game of Thrones. No. That, bro, come on.

That shit is fire. White show. That is a white show. I mean, look, I understand. You watch power? No, I have not seen power. Would you act? Maybe.

I would, if it was like an awesome thing and it was like the right role, that would be fun. But like, I'm not like, I'm not obsessed with it. I bet. I think you got to really be like hooked on it. Can you act, though? I don't know. I don't really try it out. Let me test it out.

All right, go ahead. When our friends just died, you're telling me that our, you knew first. I knew second. Ready? Wait, wait, do you already know it? No, I don't know yet. You don't know it? Yeah.

Okay. Boogie. Yo. Good game. How you? What the fuck you got that face for? Bro, that... You know Jimmy?

Yeah, I was with him yesterday. When was the last time he talked to him? Actually, like, five hours ago, why about? They got him. What fuck you mean? They got him. Jimmy... Jimmy's in the trunk of my car right now.

You killed him? I had to. I ain't not because you wasn't supposed to kill him. You just murder him. Wait, what? I thought you wanted me to act. No, no, no, you was acting good. I was doing the scene, bro.

But I'm saying, I ain't know you was going to kill a, nigga. Me neither. It just happened. I just, I don't know. I thought he just died, and then you just telling me the bad news. He did die. All right, so you killed him. Three, two, one.

I killed him. Fuck you mean, you killed him. Shhh. They can hear you. What you mean? Shh. You kill our man's, nigga. You don't chill, bro.

You ain't chill, nigga. I should clap you right now. I need your help. Help what, nigga, I ain't dumping no body for you. Bro, I need you right now. I need to be solid for me. I need to be stalled for me. Boogster.

Bookster. Don't call me no fucking books for you, nigga. I need you to hold me down. Nah, nigga, you don't clap to our man's, nigga. You don't need, yo. Yo, don't do this. Fuck you're talking about, nigga. Yo, book, don't do this.

She'll lay you out right now. Where to bro? You know why I did it? you did it for talk to me nigga say something good because if not I'm putting

this bullet through your fucking nigga I'm saying I walked in your house my house you know

you're using my house for huh because I heard someone yelling outside I walk inside guess what

what Jimmy's clapping your girl just fuck my girl he was fucking your girl and you clapped him because he

fucked my girl he was a fucking real nigga I had to do it you's a fucking real nigga in the car

right now we're taking him let's go wherever you want to take it we could dub them in a river we could hit it up I'm saying yeah so see I'm a good actor yeah no you're a great actor I can do it I feel like you could do it I seen a facial expression

you about to cry and shit I think I have what it takes yeah I really didn't want to kill Jimmy but in my mind I had I did it you give me a scenario now okay okay um all right so you and your boyfriend you guys are what the fuck boy what what I'm not I'm not doing no boyfriend's shit come on bro it's acting I can get him paid extra Nah, I guess that niggas I'm going to try to trick you with that getting paid extra shit. Okay, okay, okay, all right.

Okay, okay, okay. You said you were your boyfriend and the lowest me. Okay, all right. Here's the scene, okay? What's up? You? These are the same chairs? What?

These are the same chairs? Yeah, we got the same chair. Oh, so you're just that tall. I got a long torso. Okay, you're just. That's my mom's that. She said I would have been a good swimmer. All right, my fault.

All right, continue. She said, I'm looking dead ass up at you. I'm going to see it. That shit really hit me. I got a long neck also. I think I was born, when I was born that I got stuck in the canal. And so when they pulled me out, my neck sort of was longer. That's just what my doctor said.

I don't know. But look, imagine, here's a scene. You've been seeing my sister, okay? You've been smoking her out. Fucking the shit out. But you got to pretend like you haven't because if you find out, I'm crazy. I'm like really crazy.

Yeah. And we're all going to be hanging out, and my sister's going to come over. So I'm telling you like, yo, we're all going to chill. All right. Ready? Yeah. Yo, Bill, what's so, man? It's good, bro.

Yo, good to see you, bro. I ain't see you in a minute. Yeah, man. Yeah, what you got into today? Nine, I'm chilling. Where were you at yesterday, bro? I thought we were going to hoop. I was playing wool.

I thought we were going to... You said you couldn't play. No, no, no, no, no. I couldn't play. Cause I ain't go out. After I played ball, I felt sick. It was something within my system. Your sister?

What did you say? No, I said my system. Oh. I had a little cough. I'll just stay at the crib on night. Oh, really? Yeah. How weird.

Why is that weird? It's just, I don't know. I just, I thought you said you were going to play. I thought you were going to play with us. Life happens, bro. Yeah, yeah. Things, I got to do things and stuff like that. I get sick.

People get sick, bro. Oh, okay. It's bowl. Rain check it. Yeah, yeah. Oh shit Okay my sister's coming over She's coming over right now

Yeah yeah she's about to pop over real quick What you're about to do And shit We're just chilling All right cool She got to pick up some stuff From the from the crib so All right

That's not a problem right Is it you cool with that No yeah You all met right I met one We met once For like two seconds What you're looking at bro

Now I'm thinking I'm just talking to think about When we we met, but we only met once for like two minutes and shit like that. Mm. Oh, weird. Yeah, she was talking about you earlier.

She said you guys had met a bunch of times, actually. For real? Yeah. Those wasn't like fully like talking moments. You know? I probably, I probably like... You guilty motherfucker.

You killed me. You fucked my sister. Never fucked your sister. Never? Never fucking. You pinky promise. You pinky promise. Bro what?

Bro, bro. Dude. Bro. You know me, bro. You swear on your surfboard? Oh, my surfboard, bro. I want to skateboard, actually, too. You paint you...

Bro, I would never do... Bro, come on, bro. Day one to the A1, bro. You're fucking... You're my guy, bro. Why would I ever do something like that? I don't know why I doubted you, bro. I don't know why I doubted you.

Yo, and even if you did, banger, come on. Like, that's what I'm saying, bro. You know I can dogg her out, bro. Yo, dead ass, dude. I wasn't fucking your sister. It was your mom, bro. Oh, sick.

Yeah, like your mom had one of me. You're my dad now. Now that's fire, bro. I appreciate that, bro. No, you're my dad. Come on, bro. That would have been a fucking, that would have been like a crazy, crazy. What a twist, right?

Yeah, that's, see, these are the kinds of sketches we got to make, bro. We got to make white sketches. This is what the world's missing, right? We got to do white. You feel like it's too much black. That's, that's because not. You know what it is. Chappelle show?

We don't even get enough love. That's why. Wait, what do you mean? Black niggas don't get enough love. There's so many black people doing anything, but nobody going to point that shit out. Yeah, that's probably true. It kind of stays like insulated a little bit.

Yeah, of course. He's got to break out a little. I feel like any race, besides white. White is most... White is the most predominant. If you white, you're him. Yeah. But if you're black, you're hemity.

You got to break out a little, that's all. You know what I mean? He's got to, like, if you can't... If you're going to be... If you can appeal to white people without being corning. You got to get you some fucking cornrows. Yo, I had cornrows. Fuck out of here.

Yeah, dude. I had it when I was in high school. You got to get you some twists, some box braids. That would be cool, actually. Some twists. I tell my mom do it. I've been wanted that. What, your mom does hair?

Yeah, I got you, bro. Oh, really? Get you some twists, you'm saying? Does she do your hair? Nigger, I have waves. Oh, you just keep a wavy. Yeah. I've always wondered how the du rag does that.

What? Like, gives you waves. It's just natural? No, I don't give you waves, bro. So how do you get waves? I always thought the du rag would give it. Not a none of the eye. So basically the du rag lays your hair down.

So when you brushing your hair and the pattern that you put it in, after you brush your hair, you put the du rag on and then it keeps it laid. If you just brush your hair and then you go lay on a pillow or some shit and then you move in your shit moving up and down, that shit going to go in a different direction. It's not going for me. Just like how people. who fucking ting, like have a fucking, they flat iron their hair

and they wear like a doobie just so the hair won't go everywhere, shit like that, the same shit. Ah. But I like that, though. I would get box sprays. But is that cultural appropriation? Some people say that's appropriation.

You ever heard that before? Nick, whatever hairstyle you want to do, you do it, nigga. Who the fuck are gonna tell you something? That's what I'm saying. On the internet, people will call you racist if you have cornrows. Niggas, eat your fucking keck, nigga. You get you some fucking cornrows,

nigga, you get you some box braids or twist. You walk outside. You get shape-ups? No, I haven't gotten a haircut in years. I also don't really go to a barber. I go to a salon. Have you been to a salon? I think you would like being at a salon.

No, I used to have hair. Like long hair? Yeah. Oh, really? Yo, be honest. Do white people come up and try to touch your hair? Huh? Have you ever heard this?

White people trying to touch black people's hair? Never heard that one before. Apparently, that's the thing. It happens all the time. That's crazy. Yeah. You ain't try to touch my hair. No, but I've been thinking about it all the time.

You would think about it? Yeah. second walked in here I was like, yo, let me get a knuckle in that. Let me see the text this bitch.

Yeah, dude, it's very touching. I'm telling you, bro, you go to salon get your shit, whatever you do with your shit, you do washing styles, don't you?

Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do that and then you get a shape up. You shape the bed up. Nah, nigger, you look like you got a shape up though. Fuck you lying for it. But I feel like a shape up on my hair would then,

I don't want to like cut off the baby hairs, you know what I mean? Nigger, you do it with the baby hairs. I would lay my baby hairs down. You know what I would do that you should do? What should I do? Take the first top layer of your hair, put it down. And then what?

Like lay down the baby hairs, like swoop them? And that's cool. No, it's not cool. It's just going to small and shorten your fucking hair line. What do you mean? You got a big-ass forehead. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

You got a big forehead. No, no, no, no, this is normal forehead. This is a normal size. A lot of people... Nick, you look like Jesus. You could braid that shit though Yeah, yeah, no, I want to do that Like, nah, like take your hair right now

Mm-hmm Like, like, take three strands Mm-hmm That's what I'm saying, bro, this I have a C5 curl pattern A lot of white people try to touch my hair Yeah, you know what to, yeah Braide that shit

But this isn't racist No Are you sure Nicker, it's braids gang But what if people in the comments In your hair word to my dead's, it's like Your hair is curly, bro. But what do people in the comments think I'm trying to appropriate black culture?

Fuck the comments. Nigger, everybody going to fill away or think about their way about something. Everybody has their opinion. Eat a dick. Suck a dick. Fuck you. Yo, that's the kind of energy I got to be on. Yeah.

So if I got my hair braiding and someone comes out to me, I'm just going to tell him, yo, eat a dick. Yeah, why you got your hair braided? Yeah, look, nigga. And then your shit, I'm telling you, bro, you do that shit to the whole shit, bro. You think it would be cool. Yeah, I'm with that, bro. I wanted to do that. I wanted to look like Sean Paul.

You seen it? You ever see him? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I was like, yo, this would be fire. You're not going to believe that.

I'm going to show you a picture right now. I really thought this was going to be it for me. I was like, this is my hair from now on. I'm only doing this. Hold on. Let me pull this up. And you promise you're not going to say it's racist.

Come on, bro. All right. How's that? Why are making that face? That's because the end didn't, like, who the fuck braid his hair?

He had to go to the Africans. Who that? How'd you know it was African? You went to the Africans. You could tell the way that the person braet like that you could tell the way. Wait, you really knew his African? Yeah. Her name was Sana.

She was African. Yeah. Africans braided like that. Oh, it's different. Yeah. I had no idea. No, Africans be trying to, Africans grab the fucking every inch of your head. Did that shit hurt?

Yeah, they make that shit look bold in the middle. And they were laughing at me. You got to have a little. That was you? That was my, yeah. That ass? Maybe see? They call me tender.

They said I was tenderheaded What year was this? This is in high school I was like 18 You look young Uh Let me see Alright don't stare too long

Bro come on This is me It's really me I was reping the set bro If you keep laughing I'm gonna put you on a t-shirt Okay Whoa

Pin me on the t-shirt is crazy I'm the nigga with the gun Yeah that's a good point That's a good point But now I want to get the braids back I think going like box braids Would be the move You should

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe I just do like a shape. Have you seen how they can like actually do hair plant, like transplant to give you like the best shape of? Super tight curls. Yeah. You seen that? It's crazy. Anyone can get that now.

And then I can get waves. I might go waves. No. Why can't I do that? Go to hair, bro. It fits you. Just keep it. You're not a wavy nigger.

You're a curly nigger. Yo, I think that was a compliment. It was. I wasn't. But it also could be a, I can't tell if it's a dizzling. I'm a wavy nigga. You're not. Curley.

Nah, and I'm a Naps, nigger, too. What does that mean? Napy. Oh. That's not good. No, that's great. Being nappy? Yeah, you're here nappy.

It's a form of texture, bro. You can't do nothing about it. It's just what it is. Yeah, I'm more of like a realization type of nigger. Like, I don't know. Like, if you, like, it's certain shit that you just can't fix and it just okay. Unless you're going to perm your hair.

I'm not going to perm my hair for what. Oh, yeah, that seems crazy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, nigga. So, naps it is. Yeah, trying to perm it. Is it the waves or Afro with naps? But my hair be nice, bro. When I grow up.

Yeah, you always wear the do-write, though. Yeah. You never just let it go free. No, I do, but not in videos. Why? Niggas will look at me like I'm a cute nigga. Niggas won't look at me like if I'm a funny nigga. Really?

Niggas take me, like, niggas take me less serious with the do-rag on. Like, when I got the do-rack go off, I'd be on some light-skinned shit. I don't know, bro, that shit. It's just a light-be-hitting me. me the sexy brown come out for me i'll be having my shit like like right now i don't go i ain't brushed my hair in days but for me yeah i'd take you less serious bro what what the what the what the doirag yeah you just seem kind of like just like a nice that's what i'm saying like a dude right going it's like more of like a when i got the du right going it's more of like a

this niggas fucking hood nigga like you can see my shit now it looks good though it looks wavy it looks I might say. I would say it looks wavy. No, I ain't a lot. I didn't brush my hair too. It looks wavy, I'll be honest. I slept without the du rag too. Really? Yeah. Why would you do that?

I ain't a lot, bro. Sometimes having this du rag going is like, annoying. So. You got silk pillowcase? You ever do that? No. I used to do that. Helps with the curls.

That's a little tip. For real? Mm-hmm. That shit really helps. That's true. Silk pillow case is tough. Mm-hmm. Look that up.

That's something for that. See, this is something you can do. you can launch. Sopillowcase, make some money. Silk pillowcase. Yeah. I launched these, the duwrags. Yeah, those are fire. It's got the V-Bugge. Yeah, these shit sold out. Really? Oh, that's fire.

And when did you launch that? Like a month ago, too? Three months ago. How many of the sketches that you're dropping are based on true events? A lot of them. A lot of them? So you dropped one other day that was running a train with your boy. Yeah.

I didn't run a train, though That shit was wild funny That one, I ain't run a train I ain't never run a train I could have Had the The chance to But what happened

I'm not seeing my man's dick I'm not gonna be there Because I got Bro, niggas Everybody has Pavifio vision That's when you could Like, I'm looking at you But I can literally see

What's going on around me If I got an ass in front of me And then a girl right there And then you sitting there with your dick out and she's sucking your dick I can still see you and your fucking dick I don't want to see that shit We're staring at each other

Yeah I'm good I'm looking this way and I can still see you I'm good But then it's like what's the point If you're just looking at a wall You know what I mean It's like why are you even there? And I look down and I still see

What she's doing over there And I'm good Yeah it seems like too much And then it might be a little competition Between me and a brodie Then you gotta get competitive What if I'm getting my dick suck And then she's you clapping

And then you ain't really doing that shit And then we switch And I start clapping and she's screaming. And then we switch. And then you like, oh, no, I got to tee up. I got to go crazy this time. Like, shit like that.

Unnecessary competition, right? It just adds too much. But what about, like, a train train where, like, your boy goes in, links with a girl, and then you follow up, like, 30 minutes later. She calls you like, yo, come over. That's not a train. That's a train?

I thought that was what a train is. A train is like, you know, it's in a row. Like, a girl calls up, like, multiple people one after another. I know that. I feel like what you're talking about. How about it's a threesome? I don't link the same girls as my man's linked.

You do? No, I done dead. I don't do that shit no more. But how much time do you have to give in between? I don't know. I don't know how the girl leave my man's crib coming straight to my crib. Bro.

That is. I ain't do nothing with her because in the back of my mind, I'm like, yo, my man's just told me what he had did, but still, like, if he never did nothing with her, I would have. Yeah, of course.

But you got it kind of like, all right, what's the situation? Do you shower? You need a cleansing. You need a cleansing situation. You need a shower. That's crazy. You ain't shower.

So what do you all even talk about? Like, oh, how was he? Like, you can't bring that up. She don't even know. Oh, she doesn't know you know. But you can't be on that type of energy, though, because she just... But I ain't a lot. I just peeps her energy.

I'm like, yeah. She's not really going to hunt it because she just fool me. Yeah, I don't know about that. Yeah, I couldn't do that. That would... No, yeah. I wasn't jacking that shit yeah you gotta be like hey maybe another time maybe like any girl that I link or like any girl that I fuck with like I don't tell my man's like

like what's vibes or like you I'm linking this girl or like anything yeah I'm her myself yeah I don't want you I don't want to share yeah right like does that I feel like that happens if you meet a girl and then you find out like oh your friends are following her then you're like oh shit oh follow it oh I G yeah I'm gonna fuck I follow mad girls I don't want other them bitches You could look good. That don't mean I want you. But you would if it was around?

Nah. Like, I'm telling, like, I knew mad girls that look good, but it's just I don't want them. It's like, I don't know. Personality kicks in a long way. I know mad girls, like. Tens, but personality sucks. Not even personality. I just do certain shit that I don't really like.

Like, what? What's a red flag for? Like, cute-ass girls that act hood. or is hood or like talk like a nigger i don't like talking like the talking like a nigger shit um it's mad girls that like move too girly like like not too too girly but just boogie bougie i think they're really that but they're not really that when i don't like a girl that moves bougie when it's like it's a it's a girl like riana that has all the money in the fucking world out there and you hype about a couple thousands like bitch you're not really

Rich, why are you moving like you this when it's Rihanna out there? Like, you're not Rihanna. You get to the same money as Rihanna, then you can move some Bougy shit. Because Rihanna don't even fucking move Bougie and she's Rihanna. Like, you know what I'm saying? Only girl that really moved Bougie, probably Nikki, but like, Mickey's a goat.

Bro, you seen her going back for the Meg? Mm-hmm. She's going wild. Yeah, as she should. Really? Yeah. Your team Nikki. Yeah.

She don't fucking locked up Tori. I mean, Meg didn't got Tori locked up. So he was a fucking great singer Yeah, bro, he's amazing He's a great artist That, that... Listen, A, buggy? Yeah, of course

What? You been plin, nigga, wasn't you? Nah, but I brought... What's the next word? I don't know what that one. You see, bro? Who's your favorite artist? Ever?

No, no, no, no, not ever. Like, right now. Right now, I've been listening to a lot of Tyler Childers. He's a country artist. In terms of, like, rap music. What? Bro, you asked me, you ask me, bro.

I mean, you try to shootish. I'm going to put you on. I think you're going to enjoy it. In terms of rap music, I mean, obviously I listen to a lot of Drake, of course. Of course. You listen to fireworks? Bro, what the fuck?

That, bro. Marvin's room? Oh, yeah, of course. I see, you got a little, I'm telling you, I got a whole Drake album in my phone right now. Real shit, though. I feel like you, like, sad, Drake. If you like Marvin's room,

I feel like I do like Sadrick Like You could cut You could cut this out I just want you to hear this shit I'm telling you

bro When you're gonna call And you hear that shit Here's different And then you got a little Ligger in your system Where you feel of fucking music Here's different

It's different Take a shot for me Mm-hmm But now I listen But I feel like A Boogie's vibe Is very different

Though It's like more energy With my bag now And my bag now in my bag now. Yeah. Like, I feel like it's more... What the fuck is dad, son?

Yeah. Like, I feel like it's more height. He's getting his... Nah, bro. He's getting his burking, bro. Got me, bitch, I'm drowning. Would you rap? Do you rap?

I freestyle. I do like to freestyle. Of the top rain now. I'm extremely... I got to be in the car, bro. All right. Uh-huh. Check it.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Look. Yeah, chilling with my man's. Chilling with his hoodie. You know who it is. My man V. Boogie doing the pod and we're feeling real good.

You know, my man, I'm good like a hood. Like, uh, I'm making the words. Check it out. Now I'm rapping and I'm putting in the verse like, yeah. And he's got the do-wee on. Got the waves going crazy because he's with the gag on. Uh, yeah, we're chilling in the tent. Going super hard and you know I'm content, right?

Yeah. And we're sipping the DJ because you know I'm with my man. I'm not giving BJs. Wait, what? I feel like it went gay at that. Yeah. Fuck, bro. My bad.

No, you're good. Yeah, for real. That's, I feel like I made it kind of... That's pretty good, though. I feel like I did make it a little gay. I just want to apologize. It's because you're thinking, you thought about your bars ahead of time.

While you were saying in a line, you thought about your bar. But then it went gay on... You just went... You're little fruit. Nah, gay bars be the best, though. Oh, really? Nah, niggas in high school,

niggas rap gay balls. People like that? Yeah. If you could bust out like a crazy one. Yeah, like, put the dig them up. Like, like, niggas are, like, Niggas are rap some gay balls That shit like

That's easy That's the easy way out Mm-hmm You go rap gay balls For quick Niggas are there rap gay balls Like if you Alright

Alright Alright Alright Give me a little beat I bet you You'll For me Hmm

Yeah Uh huh Yeah Yeah Chilling with the chicks In my house But I really want These dicks

In my mouth Exactly And that was That was the best bar That was better That bar was better than That bar was better than any shit you said over there.

You were feeling that one. Yeah. I'm not feeling it, but I'm saying. You said I'm feeling it. Like, bulls like. But you feel you have a chance. Like, I can really make it. No.

I rap, but I rap about big bitches and shit like that. But you actually make music, though. I peep your music. Well, what's on? Bust that ass shit? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

That one went crazy. It actually got, like, did crazy views. Yeah. People like fucked with it. It was like a great song, actually. Yeah, it's hot. But compared to what I got now,

you have on release shit that you're actually going to drop? Yeah, I'm gonna play this for you too. You can listen to this one. It's unreleased. Do you freezo? Oh, with the ice spice? With the...

She might sit on the deck. She might suck on the dick. She might lick on the dick. She might eat on the cock. Might spitting your eyes and maybe eat on your bugs. Damn, bro. Yeah, type shit. I saw you with the little ice spice, the little shout-up.

Oh, you see that? You seen her post me? No. She posted me. When was this? She posted a story. I danced to her new sound or whatever. the think you the shit bitch, you're not even the fault shit.

She posted me. My dick was so hard. It would hollered it or what? And did you, did you holler it or what? No, bro. Ice Spice is not going to text a nigga like me back. Come on, bro. You're a catch.

No, the thing about Ice Spices, that bitch is really tough, though. Like, I mean, that female is really tough, though. Like, real tough. Like, I see her in person. I'm, bro. Oh, really? I might panic. I'm going to panic.

Bro, I'm a nut and just shut the fuck up. Like, I'm like, I'm going to see her nut and just stay quiet. I'm not even going to say hot, bro. No, you could really do that, bro. I'm saying, nah, I can go out like real, real, real talk. I feel like I look good with Ice Spice. That's what I'm saying, bro. I feel like you could.

You know anybody that's no Ice Spice? You shut that up for me, bro. If I line that up, you promise you'll close it down? Yes. Yes. I'm not playing them. I'm not bullshit in a nigga. I unfollow every girl for her.

Every girl that I got on my page right now, I unfollow all over him for ice ice. You'd be faithful for Ice Spice? Yes. Her shit is booty, like her shit mad ass. Yo, she got mad ass. That's the one. No, no, not the one.

I don't know her personality. Are you a munch? I think you might be a munch. Munch and a half. I was never just eating posy all the time. That's not really me. Bish could suck a dick. She could suck my dick, but I ain't going to eat the pussy and all that.

But for Spice, you'd be a munch. Yes. Yes. I know her shit probably looked. cute too. Like, you know, you're a little cute pussy's and shit. She probably look cute. Supple, perhaps. It might be supple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Edible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But where would you take a girl like ice spice? Let's say you get a date. Like, what's her? That's the thing, bro. You can't. She already got everything she wants. So how do you line that up? How do you impress a girl like that? I'm just having fun work.

We're going to do shit that she ain't ever do before. Now what's that? Fun shit. It's just going to come to my mom. Take her on a jet ski? No, she probably already did that. Jetkeys is whack. I'm talking about like some real, real fun shit. Go to Six Flags? Nah, she probably did that too, but I know that's probably something that she probably want to do right now. That's what I'm saying.

She probably won't even get a chance to do that shit. Go to a movie theater. I'm going to find a way. I'm going to book the whole Six Flags out and then we're going to go to see a fly. Yeah, you use her money. You're going to fucking book that shit. It'll take five years for me to book a whole six flags up.

But it could be worth it for Ice Spice. That's what I'm saying, bro. No, I see the vision. I see the vision. For sure. You saw her, that one performance with the Betty Boot. On Halloween? Yeah, but she's shaking her eyes.

I've seen it. Twerking crazy. Yeah. She's a beef. You were in the audience. You were feeling. You were taking deep breaths. I was never in the audience.

I'm not going to watch the ice spice. You wouldn't go to a show? You wouldn't be in the front row with a sign? No. You wouldn't have a t-shirt? That's some fiend shit. You wouldn't have a custom-made t-shirt, bro? No.

Come on. Custom-made t-shirt. A ice spice is fucking crazy. But it could work? Nah, that's what you on her dick. This manniggas on her dick. Ah, so you got a slow roll it. Ew, what's your name?

Ice spice. Her name is Isis. That's, oh, see, you can't know that, though. You got to play it cool. I know that. No, you can't know that. Isis, spices. So what do you do?

You make music? You got to, like, play like that, I feel like. Oh, imagine. What's your name? Isis? Ice spice. What fuck does that mean? You never seen me before?

No. See? You're like, I know you. You're like, I know you. You can't show that. You can't show that side. You got to play it super cool. I don't know you.

Type shit. Where's she from? Do you know? Bronx. And you didn't know anyone that knew her growing up? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.

She has a picture on my block and the swings. Oh, so you knew people that knew her? She, like, fucking five minutes from me in a car. She went to your school or a different school? No, different school. Damn. Were. Crazy, right?

But you ever knew someone that smashed? Hmm? You ever knew someone that smashed her? Nah. And even if someone else. was like to like yeah I clipped that I wouldn't believe it because you know and niggas just be chatting bro yeah just imagine

ice spice get lit and like I clipped up come on bro stop it I don't be believing in shit because nigga everybody law me gonna be gas and shit and every time somebody like niggas be like oh I heard once you say oh I heard that means the nigga that told you he added 15 more things extra

because he told you you know every time you tell somebody something you add a little bit of extra bullshit Little sauce. Little sauce in that motherfucker. And that that person could have probably heard it from that person. So it was just adding on mad shit each time. Yeah. What's the craziest celebration you seen when someone came home?

My son had like three bitches for, like three bitches for a nigga. Just ready. Oh, that's crazy. Just suck it up. That's crazy. But the best was like, niggas and gave my boy mad bread, had a crib to stay in, shit like that.

iPhone. Oh, that's nice If you give my man You give a nigga That ain't been in jail iPhone Nigger now he can make calls Nigger not gonna know

How to use it but still Yeah He's fucking up the apps and shit Look like an old man Yeah Yo, how do I work this shit You know You shit a little confusing

Bro When they put the camera on the back Like shit like that Like Yeah Yeah It's kind of It almost makes you want to go to jail

Just to get out Right I feel like I would see some people Get out And be like Yeah I want to get this. I want to come out of jail

and just have a little party, you know? You don't want to go to jail. You go to jail? You go to jail? Niggas going yump your shit, nigga. You don't, bro, I feel like I could start running the jail if I went to jail. Niggas is going to fuck you. Fuck is you talking about. No, no, no. If I went to jail, I think bro, you have long hair. Niggas is going to pull on your shit. Niggas gonna be, bro, you're the closest thing to a bitch in man. Niggas is going, wow.

It's mad, nice. And I do have, I am kind of big. I am kind of thick. I'm kind of thick. What? I'm kind of thick. Like I said, girls will compliment my thickness sometimes. I'm the cake boss.

Don't ever say that shit again. Bro, I'm telling you, I never say that's why I can't go to jail. I got to be careful. You just called yourself a cake boss. I'm slightly caked up? Nah,

I'm gonna be completely honest with y'am, I'm slightly caked up. I'm saying, y'all, don't even be completely honest with me. Lie. You're the opposite of the cake boss. I don't know, bro. You're just a boss.

You're just a boss. No cake at all. I don't want to, nah, bro. Nica said cake. Cake boss, nigga. You go around telling your man's call you cake bosses and the shit. Just kind of how I'm known in my neighbor. They call me Buddy, the cake boss.

Buddy? Buddy the cake boss, yeah. Buddy the cake boss. No. You can go with buddy. Yo, buddy. Niggas are call you cake bowls? That's what I'm saying.

That's why your ass is fat. I can't go to prison. As a man, niggas can never like anything that released to your ass, you don't even want to happen. I know. I was blessed with this. curse. I recognize it, dude. You like that curse.

Bro, I don't like it. I'm just saying. You didn't spoke about your ass five times today. You brought it up, bro. You said I'm going to prison. You said I'm going to prison. You said I'm going to prison. I said something about your hair. Because that's noticeable, niggas. You got have nice hair. That's what I'm saying. But I'm saying, you go to jail. I get a haircut. I get a haircut. I get a haircut.

You're not going to want to cut your hair, bro. If it means I'm not going to get it. What you mean shape up? I get a shape up. I get my haircut. That's going to make you look better. Yeah, that's a good point But I won't have long hair though I'll look more like a dude That's not a shape up

That's a hair cut So I'll get a fully cut You're gonna get a buzzy I'll get a buzzy I'll get a buzzy I bet You know nothing for the nigga to pull on But then you gotta worry about that ass

You just say That's another problem That's another problem That's another problem I wear baggy clothes or something Okay so now I'm curious What is the future What is the next level?

Acting Full acting What am I over And what is the step to get there Are you gonna move to LA? No you're going to do it all out of New York? Yes.

Are you doing auditions and stuff? I'm trying, bro. This shit hard. Yeah. I feel like it's easier for a nigga like you. In a lot of ways, yeah. Yeah, it's a lot because it's a lot of more parts for your ass. For me, it's like, I don't know.

Them niggas don't be looking for a black nigga. I don't know. The niggas look for twins. These niggas look for a white dancer. White nigger that know how to tap dance. I don't know, bro. I don't know. White nigger to know how to ride bikes.

White. nigga from the age of 25 to 32 shit 41 white old man I'm not I'll be reading the descriptions like damn no fucking black nigga they got a black nigga fucking a fucking 5 to 12 year old

it's never like no I'm saying but I ain't go lie bro I do want to act I just like you know what it is I'm I'll say I'm somewhat known a little bit not fully on but all I need is that

one person to see me. Like, I, like, just randomly say fans and Drake start jacking me. Like, Drake, yo, this nigga's funny. And then he posts like, yo, we need to get him in a movie. Somebody's going to get me in a movie. Like, it's like that. Simple as that, easy like that. If every, like, it's just as soon as the famous niggas start jacking that person,

then, you know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Like, I got a couple, I know a couple actors, but I ain't gonna lie. Bro, thing about it is Niggas don't pitch you onto sauce Like, niggas are lie And say certain shit Niggas don't never give you the full

Like, full, full, full info Like, oh yeah, do this, do that, bro You easily have a job, but it's not like that It's like, I have to think about that Because it's like with basketball, niggas will be like, like, yo, bro, teach you that move or like, yo, what's that?

Like, or this and that. Niggas won't, Niggas not gonna show you that. So you feel like there's gay, keitha? Yeah, for sure, an actor. Yeah And that lifestyle bro,

Nick, I went to a whole background acting for like Law and Order we in a bus on the way back to like the main site

the holding site I'm like yo so how you'd be getting background actors and shit background jobs and shit niggas everybody's still silent niggas don't know

what the fuck is going on some girl I'm like yo because she's literally staring at me everybody else just stood forward and she just look back so I'm like

And then she told me bullshit-ass answer She didn't even tell me like full on Like she's like oh yeah What you gotta do is just look it up online And then after that you're fine Bro, there's more to it To do There's more to it to do

It's hard to get a background job Just imagine a fucking Main role A main role or a fucking A leading role or a starring role Or any just a sentence Like I'll get a sentence It's hard to get a sentence

In acting like yeah shit like that yeah and if I was all here sucking dick or trying to fucking nigga

I'll be famous already you think so yeah but I ain't doing that that you feel there's more opportunities

for someone that's like yeah on that type of wave yeah have you seen that like where it's like oh this role

this role you got to do this this and this you're like no I'm not gonna do that no not really I'm talking about like to get

inside the industry though to be famous in the industry right just I don't know we'd blow up up on some shit like that.

I could be famous by tomorrow. Mm-hmm. I ain't doing none of that shit. I'd rather get out the mud. But you had some big people that have been fucking with you. Like I see, like, Cameron, Commenton on a bunch of stuff? Cameron. He's a fucking goat.

How crazy is that? O'D. Did that blow your mind the first time he started, like, commenting? I got a nigga. As soon as he followed me, I sent him a picture of us. I got a picture with him. Oh, really? Yeah.

From back in the day? Like, when I was, like, in ninth grade. Centralton. We both looked. different, like older. And what he said? He said, nah, Tom's fly. Wow.

So it was like that. I mean, that's cool. Like, Tom flying, bro. He's like, nigga, this shit crazy, dog. And how was it linking up with Kai? I knew Kai for like five years. Oh, really? Yeah.

Even before he was like streaming, streaming. Yeah. Oh, really? And how'd you meet him? Me and his brother was cool. Me and his brother is cool. Mm. His brother is like my closest man's.

Oh, really? And so then all of a sudden the streaming stuff starts taking off and you're like watching it? At first, I didn't know what Twitch was. So when he started to stream, I was watching when he was doing the YouTube videos and shit. When he first started to stream, I was like, okay, okay, cool. Probably like his second month of streaming, third one of streaming. Third one on stream I started watching it. And then you know what it was.

And then you got hip to it. You're like, ah. And did part of his success blowing up on Twitch? Did that kind of inspire you to be like, oh shit, I should really start posting more content, like put myself out there? On Twitch? Just on Twitch, but like in general.

Like on Twitter? On Twitch, yeah, but on Instagram, I always like, but like I had a little bit of buzz while he was still working on the Twitch. Like, you know what I'm saying? That nigga solidified in that shit. It's crazy. That's what I'm saying.

It's like he's solidified with that. I feel like I'm solidified with skits. Yeah. I own a gram and IG. Like New York for me. And when he started blowing up, I know you all did the, this is actually more recent, but you all did that giveaway that he was doing

in Washington Square Park. You were at that. Yeah. What happened with that? I told niggas, bro. That shit is like, the shit about that is, what I had to realize, that niggas a lit nigga.

One of the littest niggas in the world right now. He's popping. He's popping. guy's lit he's not of him being him being so humbly and thinking

certain shit won't go as like not as much people will pop out he's being in his head he's like not that much

niggas gonna pop out bro niggas came from ATL nigs came from Florida niggas came from mad different places just to be at that

situation and then it's too overpacked nigga had that but the way they handles the situation I just felt like

it was asked like the people with the cops and all a lot. Yeah. The cops just dick rod. Like if it was a white nigga trying to fucking spread positive love somewhere

and overly people came, it would be all right. So what do you think instigated? Was it like the cops pulling up being like, yeah, y'all can't be all here? Yeah, what's you telling me? You telling me a regular human being

that I can't post on my social media to tell people, I'm giving away stuff. Have people come, me give out stuff and leave? That's kind of crazy. Yeah. And then they was like, oh, no, it's a law.

What law? Yeah, what is the law? Why would the law ever say? You can't have people come to a spot and give away stuff. That just sounds crazy. Did you feel like the energy was like crazy? That shit was fire. Really?

Really? I hadn't. That's when I noticed I was lit, though. Because when you pulled out, everyone was like, oh, shit. That's when I noticed I was lit. After that, I took that shit serious after that. Because you saw the real-life impact. I had niggas on the back of the truck all side, man.

Niggas hats. I'm like, yo, what the fuck? Niggas really fuck with me. After that, I'm like, yeah, let me. Let's go tell him. Because when you're in your apartment, like, you just see the numbers go up and down. Yeah, you don't really. I'm my home body, too.

I be in the crib. I don't really fuck with me. But once you be out and people are like, oh, that's V-Buggy. People want to, like, take a picture and shit. That's crazy because I got there, like, when I'm pulling up, my son Devante called me was like, yo, Duke and Carr just got booked. We're going back to the hotel, meet us there. I'm like, all, cool.

I turn the corner. Like, that's dumb. I'm watching them scroll past, and that's when he's on the phone with me, and I'm right here, like, trying to go. But there's so many niggas. We push through, get through. Because we got to go this way. We can't do this.

two blocks off, eggs like crossed out, blocked off. We took the right. I don't know why. I just really wanted to test it out. So I just put my window down. I put the window down. Somebody looked, ran to the car. After that, I give him a debt.

Now everybody run into the car. V-Vocic. After that, it was over. That's why niggas blocked off the whole shit. In a circle, mad people around. I couldn't even go straight. Niggas is on top of the car. calls, I'm taking videos.

That shit was fire. Did it make you uncomfortable? Like, oh shit. I ain't never experienced one of the shit like that. And my part, to me, in my head, I ain't never, like, I ain't think niggas fuck with me as much for me because it's like, niggas are not going to fuck with you until it's popular to fuck with you. Yeah.

So I'm like, I'm not thinking nobody going to really fuck with me for real. But that moment, all of a sudden, everything changed. Yeah. You're like, oh, I got to really. Yeah. Were you, like, dropping way more skits, like, right after that? Yeah. Like, oh, I got a lot.

I always been a consistent nigga I always been on time And like The reason why What really started Everything was I was probably like At 15K

At that's the one I was dropping too Like every day But like When I hit 15K I was like Yo fuck it Let me do something

I dropped 30 days straight For the whole month Posted 30 skits in a row Went from 15K To 100K Yeah Just consistency Going for it

But now I don't think I could do no like that. Why? Because it's like shit waters out. Like your page could water out. You feel like it's like saturated. Now it's like if a nigga like that was me trying to grow and get there. Now if it's like me, say for instance, you watch my videos, you know I'm posting every day. You can miss four days and then come back at the end of the week and look at it and be like, alright, cause can catch back up because you know I'm posting. You know I'm posting. You give a niggas time the little time to wait. Like right now

I'm in a little time to wait stage. That don't mean I'm not doing nothing. I'm stacking a fuck up. Oh, really? So now when I come back. So you're still recording a bunch of stuff and just banking? Oh, that's cool. Always got to do that shit. And so eventually you're just going to unload the clip and let it go crazy again?

Yes. So you like doing that in verse? Yeah. Where did you get that idea from? Kai. My one thing about it is me and Kai talk a lot. I don't never I ain't never ask a nigger for nothing but advice so when we talk

you be like yo bro why don't you do this or like that because he used to make skits himself so when I was making skits like he'll look like he'll always just look at my page and just shoot me a text randomly and then he'll like let me know and then after a while I ain't a lot most of the shit I just learn by myself

like I'm posting I start realizing what's going good was going bad what to do what time to post how to do it what to shoot what or not a shoot

so it's like shit like that like you just start realizing shit I don't know what's the best advice that he gave you

get a white board a white a white a dry erase board why why you write shit of your notes mm-hmm

don't write shit in your notes why you have a board and the shit will get done quicker and a lot faster

I have the four whiteboards And it actually works for you Like put down in my wall You sleep You wake up in a fucking morning Oh shit white boy right there You see what the fuck you gotta get done You don't gotta get in

And another thing is like you have it on your notes You on your phone You wanna be away from all that Like I'm a nigga that's on a gram But I'm away from like all like I'm a nigga That's on social meter But I'm away from it like a lot I don't really be on the gram all day

just uh like you're gonna be away from it stay focused on the pros you're on your phone a lot that should have fuck your mind up with so much shit on the end of that you get a whiteboard you wake up in the morning and you just say for instance you got a big ass message on there you get the fuck up nigga go to work you see something about gym oh shit now i gotta go to the gym oh shit i ain't gonna lie i got 30 skits written down on this motherfucker i really got to do 30 skits like it's like that so that's when i did the 30-day shit Around that time, that's when I had, um,

nigga, we was talking about the whiteboard shit. I got the, I got it. I wrote down 30. I wrote that, I did that, I wrote down 50 skits. And I top hit the top 30 and then I had 10 reserved. Just in case some of the 30, I wasn't jacking and I was feeling some of the 10 reserved. I'm going to lie. I did 30 skits in a row.

15K to 100K. Wow. Not looking at my phone, nothing. I don't write. nothing in my phone. You keep it all in front of you on the whiteboard. Unless it's like I'm going somewhere or some shit.

And I'm like I'm outside regularly and I just think about I day I put it on my nose and get home and just write it down. That's clever. That's actually a good idea. I like that. No, I ain't go out. You got to get a right board. I swear of God. Keep it all on the whiteboard and then you see it all. And then if you have friends that do the same thing around you, don't even let them

nigger see that shit. Don't let nobody see that shit. nigga you I'm telling you right now you might not even know a nigga could just look at that shit and just be like I don't want this nigga to do that shit bro you never know what goes on

in a nigga mom if a nigga not saying it you won't know so a nigga could be thinking something because nigga I think about shit not all that shit is positive shit is negative I didn't said mad

I don't said hating shit in my head never said it out loud or like shit that a nigga would look at me and be like what I never said it out loud. So it's like, if I know, if I already know what I think in my head is just a nigga won't, another nigga not going to say they thought of that shit or like, like,

weird shit like that before or like thought about a next man like that or like shit like, or like shit like, like, for me, I don't look that, like, I don't look that niggas videos and be like, nah, this shit, whack, I'm 10 times better than him in my head. But I would never ever say that shit out loud or like, no hate and shit like that. But in your head, you feel me? Mm-hmm. Niggas just won't say that shit like, or like, say it out loud. Like, yeah, I thought about that.

Like, you feel me? That's what I'm saying Don't let nobody see shit because niggas really, you don't know what the nigger think and niggas

could hate and then that energy you don't want that energy in the air that shit of fuck your shit up It obstructs the creative process Right One of the things

You said that I thought was fire was like You don't try to think the videos Yeah, to go So you'll get an idea And then you just record

Do it Do it You start thinking about the shit Bro And that goes with Just life overall You just start thinking about it

You won't be thinking You're gonna be doing what you're doing while thinking at the same time Thinking about how to make that shit better that shit is too much Complicate and then it's gonna go in your head and you're gonna you gonna see it in inside the vid You gonna see it like oh nah this niggas doing too much or trying too too too hard Or forcing it I'm not a forcer. I just let the shit I never force nothing like word to I don't force nothing I just let the shit come to me women like videos or whatever Bro the shit just come to me like I'll just be on some chill shit like I'm buying a lot

nigger a lot of people just be like yo bro you're a lot of calmer than I expected nah it's just I'm not bro I'm not if I don't know you I'm not going to talk to you like you know what I'm saying I don't I already got friends I don't need new ones like I don't want to know nothing about you I don't want to know you I don't want to talk to you so it's like for me I'll just keep it and then that's when

you fuck niggas heads up like they like oh damn this nigga that don't he don't act a certain way in front of me or like he don't want to be like this in front of me or like he not that That's because I don't know you, so I'm not going to give you my energy. You give a nigga your energy, and they don't give you the same energy back. Like, me and you hype. Say for instance, you hype throughout this whole shit, and I'm on, yeah. You're going to be like, bro, what the fuck?

What I even call you here for? Like, you know what I'm saying? Shit like that. Yeah, that's interesting. I mean, that whole mentality of, like, not forcing it. I just think is, like, a really helpful thing in general. Like not putting too much effort Into getting every little beat right

Or every little thing right You know what I mean? Right So now if the acting shit Like let's say they're trying to gate keep it And let's say people aren't putting you on And let's say the opportunities aren't like Open it up super quick

What do you think your steps would be To try to level it up Make your own skits Do stand up Like what's the What's the wave you think? All right so look This is what I'm realizing is

Since I feel like niggas don't want to put me on I'm gonna make a monologue You know what that is? Mm-hmm Monologue, headshots, acting classes, TikTok. Either way, somebody's going to find me and be like, yo, bro, I ain't go out, right. I want you in this shit or this and that. But instead of just forcing that, just let it come to me.

But it's going to happen, and I'm going to tear that shit the fuck up because I ain't playing no game. So I'm doing that shit. I'm having. That's far. Real shit. And you think movies or TV or both? Both. I don't never stick to one thing.

Yeah, just do it all Whatever the opportunity is I'm taking it I fuck with it bro Legit I think I mean I see the vision I feel like if you keep on Pushing with the same consistency

that you're pushing on Start like making sketches Maybe even doing like serious sketches Like No I ain't gonna lie The thing of What I just decided to do was Make longer skits

I'm about to make longer skits For you to shoot through too Yeah Are that all gonna be funny Start showing my Yeah Start showing my fucking acting skills too start like branching out getting different

try to show range yeah that's cool and then I think of like inevitably if you start doing longer longer things more and more produce more quality people are gonna see it and they're gonna be like oh we need him yeah because I ain't a lot I did a skit for Halloween and some screaming shit but I show my acting skills and it was funny like the Jeffrey Dahmer one no it was like a scream one I did that

and then Jeffrey Dahmer one of my favorite skits but Instagram was hating on you How you know that? I listened Niggas took my shit away, bro. Yeah, they... They pulled the down. $700K000 in the first day.

Is it anywhere else? Is it on YouTube? Yeah, it's on YouTube. She got a milo plus on YouTube. Yeah, that's fine. But it's not the full shit because it's a short, but still, it's on TikTok probably.

Yo, I was the first nigga to ever do that vid, bro. Anything about Jeffrey Dahmer. Mm-hmm. I got that shit to the T and I played two characters. Niggas can't play two characters. That's what's far yet, bro.

So that's the level up. It's like longer skits, showing range, do it consistently. Right. And eventually that's just going to open up. For sure. That's far. For sure.

And I guaranteed, I mean, look at this interview in a couple months, a year, or a year, and we'd be like, damn, he did it. Or like, damn, this happened. All we could do is just be smiling

and happy, nigga. I want this shit, so it was going to happen. Well, I'm happy. before you, bro. For real. I'm excited to see what happens. I'm excited to see, I'm excited to see the blow blow up even more. And I'm excited to see you sitting in the palm trees. Appreciate it, bro. I know you're going to get an apartment down in Miami. For sure. I just know it. For sure. You're going to move your mama down there. Yeah. And you're going to be living in Miami. Two years.

For sure. Boogie, I appreciate you, bro. Thanks for coming through, man. Appreciate you, bro.