Camp Gagnon - Ex-FBI Agent Reveals Undercover Stories

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

Former FBI Undercover Agent Bob Hamer is back to discuss the wildest operations he's been involved in. Bob takes us through infiltrating the Italian mob, two separate contract killing cases, and every...thing you've always wanted to know about Undercover FBI work. WELCOME TO CAMP! Ground News: https://ground.news/gagnon 🏕️ JOIN S'MORE CAMP INNER SANCTUM HERE: https://camp.beehiiv.com/ TIMECODES 0:00 Intro 1:29 Busting The Italian Mob 11:28 Street Tax 16:20 Meeting Mafia At Universal Studios 24:45 Meeting The Mafia In K-Mart 27:51 Infiltrating The Mafia 38:08 Being Threatened On Phone Call 48:17 Bob’s Scariest Operation + Crips and Bloods 58:40 Bob’s First Deal By Himself 1:01:42 Contract Killer Case 1:09:10 2nd Contract Killer Case + 20 Kilo Deal At Dennys 1:21:47 The Setup + Shootout 1:30:09 First Big Arrest 1:32:57 Scariest Person Bob Dealt With 1:35:58 Taking Down Robert Salas + $100k Head Contract

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We were going to build a flab in North Korea. What? Oh, did I forget to mention that? This is Bob Hamer. If you've never seen him before, he's been on this show twice, and he's absolutely fascinating. First, he told us how he took down Nambla, and then he told us how he infiltrated a Chinese crime syndicate, and today he's here to tell us even crazier stories from his over 20 years of undercover FBI work.
Starting point is 00:00:22 And I jump in front of him with my gun drawn and freeze FBI, because he had said he would never be taken alive. He'll tell us about the time he was an undercover. covered drug dealer that got into a shootout at a Denny's. Ends up at shooting in the Denny's parking lot and I shoot Noel and steel. Kind of give a new meaning to Grand Slam special. I don't think I'm allowed at that Denny's anymore. Or about the time that he was hired to be an assassin.
Starting point is 00:00:46 I did two contract killing cases. The first got introduced to a lawyer who wanted his father killed and he really liked me because I had killer eyes. But first he'll tell us what it was like infiltrating the Italian mob. And what happened when he was at a Kmart with his daughter and ran in to the mob boss that he was trying to get arrested? Holy crap. FBI ain't you shop a camera. I didn't know Tony Soprano shopped at Kmart.
Starting point is 00:01:11 This episode might be my favorite of the three conversations that I've had with Bob. It's absolutely fascinating and I hope you enjoy it just as much as I did. So without further ado, sit back, relax, and welcome to camp. Bob Hammer. I'm really excited to talk specifically about undercover work within the Sicilian and Mexican mafia. So I'm curious. I want to start with the kind of the Italian mafia stuff.
Starting point is 00:01:43 So in your work doing undercover with the FBI, how did you first start hearing about the Italian mafia? What kind of crime were they doing? And what was your MO with that case? Well, in terms of the Italian mafia, I was always interested. I mean, I think in seventh or eighth grade, I did a research paper on the mafia.
Starting point is 00:02:04 and I remember the teacher wrote on the note, you're liable to get whacked or, you know, you might be getting killed writing this stuff. But I've always been fascinated by the mafia organized crime and watching those movies and everything. My whole life, most of my education came from TV. You know, it's like I watched too much Rockford files. That was the best training for being an undercover agent.
Starting point is 00:02:29 I was watch Rockford files and watching him lie in his way out of situations. So I was always interested in the organized crime and the mafia La Kosanostra and was hoping that I would get that opportunity, especially once I started working undercover. So when I transferred into Los Angeles, I was on an organized crime squad. Now, look, this is New York where you guys know organized crime. This is where it all began. And L.A. was kind of referred to as the Mickey Mouse Mafia. I would never call it that, okay? Well, if they're listening, I would never call it that.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Actually, thanks to our efforts, there really isn't a Los Angeles Mafia anymore, so you're okay. But so I looked forward working organized crime to getting into that. And L.A. had had a couple different concerted efforts going after the family. They had one in the early, mid-70s, then the late 70s, and then when I came into LA was in the early 80s. And it was sort of in 84 and 85 where we took another hard stab. This was back when throughout the federal government and the U.S., the Attorney General and Department of Justice, they were hitting the mafia hard. And you had the organized crime strike force. So every town that had a mob influence probably had an organized crime strike force.
Starting point is 00:04:07 You had a great one here. Obviously, Rudy Giuliani and those people did a tremendous job. In Los Angeles, we had an organized crime strike force. James D. Henderson was the head of the strike force, was the top DOJ attorney. And we just, we went after the L.A. family. I was fortunate again. I gravitated toward the undercover work. I wanted an opportunity to work it.
Starting point is 00:04:36 So we were taking a hard look at the family and what they were doing. We knew that they had been involved in drugs and loan sharking and gambling and trying to figure out how it was we could fit in. We were looking at two brothers, and a hard look at two brothers. Anthony and Larry Fiatto. And they weren't made guys, but they were associates. And there's a book out called The Animal in Hollywood. And it's about Anthony Fiatto. And he was, I mean, he was as bad as any of the organized crime figures in L.A.
Starting point is 00:05:16 And he was just a tough guy, a really tough guy. Well, it turned out that we put together a pretty decent case against him and he ended up cooperating. It was funny. In the book, The Animal in Hollywood by John Smith, a Las Vegas reporter, he talks about again, I wouldn't screw with you, Mark, because I like you and I like the podcast, but I like screwing with people. And we had a wiretap on Anthony. And he was a tough guy. I mean, he was built well.
Starting point is 00:05:50 I boxed, but I'm not sure I wanted to get in the ring with him. I'd be willing to get in the ring with him. I'm not sure I wanted to get in a street fight with him because he was a tough guy. But he was having anxiety attacks. And we had wiretaps on his phone. And he's on the phone talking about, I just went to the doctor. I got an anxiety attack. My doctor says a lesser man will be dead by now because of everything I'm going through.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I know the freaking FBI is after me and these people are I, I don't know. So we hit him up with search warrants sometime later. A lot of times when we even had wiretaps, we'd hit up in the middle of the wiretap because we wanted to tickle the wire. We wanted him to leave. Sometimes it was dangerous because you'd have the wiretap up and you'd leave. And they go, oh, the freaking idiots, I had all the drugs stored in the freezer and nobody even looked in the freezer. I mean, you know, there would be incidents like that where it's like, oh, this is kind of embarrassing that we miss this.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Of course, then you get a search warrant and go back into the freezer. Right. So we knew all this. So we hit him up with a search warrant while the wiretap is still up. And the search in a backroom, he's sitting on the couch, and he's starting to have an anxiety attack. And I think he's blowing into a paper bag or something because I'm in the back room doing the search. And I come out, and he's sitting on the couch. And the assistant special agent in charge, Jim Nelson, was.
Starting point is 00:07:25 probably the expert on organized crime in the FBI. I mean, you could just name a name, and he could tell you what city the guy was in, what family he was associated with, what his crimes were. He was, it was an encyclopedic knowledge of organized crime. And I kind of like to listen to him because he taught at the academy. It was just fantastic. So he's sitting there kind of common fiatto down. And I'm with Chris Billsbury, great agent.
Starting point is 00:07:53 And his brother was Chris Belsberry. If you look up on IMDB, he played the Lone Ranger in one of those Lone Ranger movies early. But so Chris and I are talking. And I go, I go, and I'm whispering. Because I want Fiatto to hear, but I want him to think that I'm whispering. I said, he doesn't look good. And Chris goes, he kind of looks at me because we're behind. We're in the back.
Starting point is 00:08:20 While he's on the couch, we're behind the couch. He doesn't look good. He said, I think maybe we're better call 911. We better get an ambulance here because he doesn't look good. And Fiatto starts, what the full? What's going on here? I'm having anxiety attack. He says, I don't look good.
Starting point is 00:08:41 You want to call 911? And Jim Nelson, the ASAC, Fiatto, he goes, who's saying that? He said, that guy right there. He's saying that. He says, he doesn't. knowing he's not a doctor and i said well i'm not a doctor now i was before i became an fbi i just he's going off so so we finally everything calmed down we wrap up the search warrant we leave he gets on the phone at fn hamer you know we get f and hamer and all this and and then he
Starting point is 00:09:18 ends up cooperating and it was it was an education to work with him in the way just learning so much about organized crime how they think what they um the ways in which they get things done how he grew up what what his background was and um he he grew up in boston so that sort of the history of the boston family and and it was i i really enjoyed sitting down with him and learning this. And now he's cooperating. So he's on our team and he and he and his brother. And we ended up setting up an operation. Obviously, I'm not Italian. So, you know, Joe Pistone did a great job as Donnie Brasco. But I'm not going to, I'm not going to fool. Jack Garcia, who's a Cuban, but looks Italian. I mean, he did a great job. So I'm not going to, I'm not
Starting point is 00:10:18 going to go in as as an Italian. There are undercover cases I couldn't do like they did. Jay Dobbins infiltrated the Hells Angels. Billy Queen infilitated the Mongols. I mean, I couldn't do it. One, I don't ride a motorcycle, too. I'm not all tatted up. You know, so I, but I would have to come up with somebody.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Like if they said Bob worked, the Hells Angels, it's like, okay, I'm, I'm selling Harley Davidson mufflers or something. You know, you got to do. something to ingratiate yourself to get in there. So I just thought, well, I'll be a screenwriter. Now, this is in the early 80s or mid-80s. It's not like now where you got IMDB and you can go on the internet and find out about people. So my story was that I was a screenwriter and I was selling drugs in Hollywood and I was paying a street tax back to the fiatos. So the fiatos were, we're taken my street tax money to their Luigi Gelfuso who was a capo was taking the money to
Starting point is 00:11:25 Luigi. And that's a pretty common practice. Like that's a legit thing that happens. Like they create the godfather and there's a street tax that's involved. Like that would be a fair example. Yes. Yeah. And you're basically paying the families that are involved to portray them on screen and to use the story. Well, yeah, but the street tax is just to operate. If you want to operate in someone's jurisdiction, you've got to kick in a piece of everything that you're making to allow them, for them to allow you to operate. And what were you operating in? Like to make the film, you mean?
Starting point is 00:11:57 No, the drug deals. So I'm dealing drugs in Hollywood. My storyline, I'm dealing drugs in Hollywood. And they're saying they control Hollywood. And Anthony, Anthony's story is that he's providing me one with protection. and if I want to operate in Hollywood to sell drugs, I've got to have his permission. Oh, I misunderstood that. Oh, wow, that's wild.
Starting point is 00:12:23 So you're a screenwriter that's now selling drugs and you're paying the street tax in order to do that. Right. Yeah. So that's the story. So now we make, we make a couple payments enough that Luigi is getting happy with this money coming in. And now all of a sudden, my cocaine connection gets paid. popped and I'm out of drugs. So if I don't have cocaine, I can't make money and I can't pay a street tax. So I end up meeting somebody. I'm not trying to be coy. I'm trying to think who I met,
Starting point is 00:13:03 but they fronted me a kilo of cocaine to get me started. Now, you know, nowadays, that sounds small, you know, a kilo because you, Miami Vice, they do 500 kilos or the DEA is seizing a thousand kilos at the border or something like that. But a key is probably 20,000. But a key back then it was 30,000. Wow. So that was, they were going to front me a key for 30,000. And what I did then, I was paying off two different people, not, so I'm, I'm not dealing with fiatos anymore. They've kind of, they're still there to provide me backing if I need it.
Starting point is 00:13:43 but I'm dealing with two other guys. And I would meet them and I'd pay it. They'd given me three weeks to pay the $30,000 back. Well, I'm slow on paying. So I'd bring $1,000 here, $15 here. And the deal was I'm piecing this out in Hollywood. And as soon as I get it all done, I'll get it back. And I get back on my feet.
Starting point is 00:14:10 But right now I'm piecing this stuff out. So what the Bureau was doing, I'd go to A and pay A, and then the surveillance would follow him to B, and then they'd follow B to go to C. So now we're starting to get probable cause. And we ended up having wiretaps on a couple of the capos, the boss of the family. So now we've got these wiretaps over, we got pretty good coverage on most of the major mob guys. and I'm in this position. If you're like me, you probably read a news story and you're like, this is crazy. What is the truth about this?
Starting point is 00:14:51 Is this a partisan spin? Is this funded by some media company or some country by their state-sponsored media to try to warp my brain? I genuinely read news articles now with so much skepticism because I have no idea if this is from the right or the left and what the agenda is and why it's being presented in front of me. and that is why I follow and support ground news. That's right. So even before I started working with this company on the podcast, I've been following them on Instagram because I just thought they gave a very, very great,
Starting point is 00:15:20 unbiased, nonpartisan approach to media. It's awesome. Basically, you're going to get a headline, and they will show you sort of the different media splits as it comes to understanding the story. They will compare the reporting from different outlets across the political spectrum in one place to show you how the framing and word choice
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Starting point is 00:15:53 Now I can go to ground news, read this headline, and be able to make an assessment as to whether or not this is predominantly being reported by the right wing or by the left wing and make some type of deduction like, oh, this is actually being used
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Starting point is 00:16:38 with my link, ground.news slash Gagnon, J-A-G-N-O-N-N, or scan my QR code right here, or go to the description and click on the link. This unlocks access to all of their news analysis features, something that I think is, I don't know, super important to have. Yeah, make decisions based on facts, not spin, check them out. Let's get back to the show. In the middle of this, and I'm a screenwriter, so what I would do, I had a buddy that worked at Universal Studios, so I would call him up, and I'd say, hey, look,
Starting point is 00:17:08 can you leave me four passes at the gate? And he knew I was an FBI agent. I said, can you leave me four passes at the gate? And he says, sure. And so I would show up at 11.30 and pit my pass up. And then I'd go to the commissary. And I'd just call up, hey, Luigi, I'm going to be at the commie. I'll meet you at noon at the commissary.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Oh, okay, can I come on the lot? Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving your passes. So we would leave passes. So these guys would get the passes. and they would come on the lot, and we'd sit in the commissary and eat, and you'd have big stars walking by, and, you know, they're mob guys,
Starting point is 00:17:48 but they're not, they're not the John Gotti's. They're not the biggest mob guys, so nobody knows who they are, but they're still enthralled by the Hollywood stardom. And Hollywood is such that, kind of nobody doesn't want to believe they don't know you because their fate might hurt them. So somebody would walk by and it would it would be you. And it's like, oh my gosh, that's Mark.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Hang on it's like, hey, Mark, good working with you last week. Oh, thanks, buddy. Yeah, you know, I appreciate it. See you around the block next time. It's like, he had no clue who I was. But now these guys are sitting there and they're thinking, holy, you know, this guy does know people. I mean, you know, this is pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:18:41 And it was a, in one of our, when you asked me previously about dangerous times, there was a time. Back when I first started, most of our recording devices was a nagra. And typically it was about the size of a paperback knob, a pocket paperback knob. And what is it? What is a nagra? That's a recording device. So it's like a mini real to real recording device, but it's the size of a nagra. I mean, it's, I mean, it's a size of a paperback.
Starting point is 00:19:14 So a thin paperback, not a Tom Clancy novel. But that's why you would see in the old days, you know, you see the mob guys, they'd hug you and then they'd rub their hands down their back. They're looking to see if you got something in the small of your back. So there weren't too many places to hide a nagra. I mean, you could put it in the small of your back. You could put it in a boot, but it's, you could sometimes fit it in the front of your pants, but it just wasn't easy to conceal.
Starting point is 00:19:46 So I had kind of a man purse that just had a bunch of zippers on it. And I would, I put the nagra in that, and then I would have other stuff. So it wasn't, the FBI didn't make this. It wasn't a manufactured. It was just something that I've found in a leather store. So I could put the nagra in one of the pockets and zip it and then put other crap in there and all of that. Well, again, this is in the 80s where before cell phones, but we had pagers. And I had stuck a, I had a pager and I had it on top of my man purse.
Starting point is 00:20:26 It's kind of hooked into a on the man purse. And I had the man purse on the table. because one of the problems you had when you wear a wire is if it rubs up against your clothing, you get to scratches. I had a horrible incident one time. I don't tolerate garlic. And I'm wearing a recording device and my stomach is rumbling and it just sounds like farting. And so you're listening and it's like, oh, yeah, I remember when I did this.
Starting point is 00:20:56 I mean, it was embarrassing. same. So, but, so I tried if I try, I tried not to wear the nagger, you know, not to wear it if I could. And it was easier just to put it on the table and you got that. So I've got the man purse sitting on the table. The nagra is running. And this mob guy grabs the man purse and he's, he holding it up and he rips the pager off. And he's holding the recorder in the one hand and the nag or in the, in the, the pager in the other. What the F is this?
Starting point is 00:21:34 What is this? How do we, what if this is a recording device? How do we, how do we notice a recording device? And it's recording everything we're doing. Now, I wasn't worried about getting killed in the commissary,
Starting point is 00:21:45 but it was like, you know, the old idea, you know, you talk about a pucker factor. I mean, you couldn't have put it, you couldn't have put a 10 penny nail at my ass.
Starting point is 00:21:55 I say it's a pager you dial this number you put in your number then I know to go find a pay phone and call you back I said here give it to me I shut it off I shut it on it's going to go all nines and then it's going to go blank so I and I'm sweating and he's holding the paper the recorder in this hand and finally I take it there are you happy now give it back and I grab the recorder out of his and put it back on the table. And it's like, oh my gosh. Holy smokes, this was. And that was one of the closer calls.
Starting point is 00:22:37 But again, it was just one of those moments that they don't necessarily teach you that an undercover school. You don't see it on TV. This is quick on your feet. It just happened to work out. Wow. And so with this guy, what that meeting that you were having with him, was that to discuss some more drugs or is this just kind of like ingrati? Yeah, I just kind of, to be frank, I don't remember. I mean, we're talking mid-80s. Yeah. A few years ago. I have trouble remembering what happened yesterday.
Starting point is 00:23:14 But it was, again, you just, you just had opportunities. I wasn't the kind of guy that hung out in ball. I wasn't very good undercover agent like that, but I didn't mind having the meeting. I would much rather go to lunch with a mob guy than an FBI agent. So, yeah, so I enjoy just meeting with them and being with them and picking their brains. And I found that a lot of them, and this is true of a lot of people, they prefer to talk about themselves than about you. Sure. We got involved in that particular, and I was under for nine months in that case, but it was really a fascinating sidebar to this whole investigation because one of the guys
Starting point is 00:24:08 had worked with the mafia years ago down in Cuba before Castro took over. So I just, I was a screenwriter. So let's sit down. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, write a treatment. Let's see if we can't get this a project sold. And what I need from you is I need you I need you to tell me the true names of what everybody was doing down there. And then I'll change the names for the screenplay. But I don't want to end up, you know, putting, making up the name John Gotti. And it turns out that it's John Gotti that was doing it. You know, obviously John Gotti wasn't in Cuba. But so you tell me all the true names and then for the treatment, I'll, I'll change the name so we can sell this project. That's a great cover.
Starting point is 00:24:54 So we met several times and he laid out who was involved in Cuba, who did this, who did that. It was kind of a good historical perspective for the FBI. Again, not that we ever used it, but it was just for me. was fascinating. It goes back to my seventh and eighth grade term paper. Did you learn anything about the mafia during, or the Italian mafia specifically during that case that most people don't think about or don't know? It was during that time that they said they weren't involved in drugs, but they really were. Even if you read about the New York families, you know, Paul Castellano said, we're not going to get involved in drugs, but guys were doing it. So they were saying,
Starting point is 00:25:47 out of one side of their mouth, we're not going to do drugs, but here it was they were doing it. They were providing me with that, with that kilo. And how were they getting the kilos? I have no idea. I mean, it was L.A. Pretty easy to get, but it was a guy named Johnny Vicar out of Las Vegas. It was, that was getting it for me. And so that, that gave me the inroads to dealing with,
Starting point is 00:26:17 them. And my involvement wasn't that extensive, but because of the wiretaps, we got so many of the admissions and everything. We did have an interesting time. I didn't live too far from the boss of the family. I lived in a small 900 square foot home, and he lived in a much nicer home, but probably lived 15 or 20 miles from where I lived. So it wasn't like I was at the tip of Long Island and he was over here. And my daughter at the time was six or seven. I really should sit down and figure this out someday what it was. But we were at Kmart.
Starting point is 00:27:03 And it's like FBI agents don't make much money. You know, they have to shop at Kmart because they can't really go to Saks Fifth Avenue. and they had threatened to, earlier in the week, they threatened to run me over the car and break my legs because I was slow on paying this money. And we're sitting in Kmart with my beautiful little daughter and in comes one of the guys that was there when I was being threatened.
Starting point is 00:27:31 And I was like, holy crap, FBI agent shop at Kmart. I didn't know Tony Soprano shopped at Kmart. So I grabbed my daughter and we kind of run out through the back warehouse section of Kmart. And later on, we had gone to the school, gone to the school teachers' conference. And the teacher said, you know, Aaron came to school one day and said that how special her daddy was because he could take her to that part of Kmart where the regular customers weren't allowed to go. That's what she thought was cool. Yeah, that was a cool sport.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Not the fact that that has enough to undercutter FBI agent and we were just about to get whacked. Yeah, mob boss is going to take you out. But boy, I bet you've never been at the warehouse section that came on. That part is pretty cool. They keep the bathroom back there. It's an awesome time. Yeah, but it's only for employees. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Or FBI guys. Yeah. Wait, so why he threatened you? Yeah, because I was slow on the payment. And how did that work? Like, did they call you in? Yeah. And so they give you a call and he said, hey, what was your covering?
Starting point is 00:28:39 at that time for that case. Do you remember? Bob born. So they call you up and say, hey, Bobby born. So typically, like, I would be Bobby, because I thought Bobby sounded weak, you know, remember? Son, Suns are, I mean, Sun Sue, pretend you're weak and let them grow strong. So it was, so I was, I was Bobby born. But I had, I had been involved during, the course of this investigation, I got introduced to a guy that represented the New Jersey family. And he was out in Los Angeles. At that time, a lot of the pornography was produced in the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles. And a lot of that was being through the New Jersey family and kind of protected by the New Jersey family.
Starting point is 00:29:34 And there was, I think, somewhat of an understanding between. both families that New Jersey could do the pornography and L.A. wouldn't bother them and all that. I never got all the inside, but anyway, they were part of this. So I met a guy named Dino Degasino. Great Italian name. I mean, an unbelievable name. Great name. And so I met Dino, and this guy, this is not, This didn't really happen, but earlier, a few years earlier, I had arrested a guy named Jimmy Coppola. And Jimmy Coppola, according to Reader's Digest magazine, it wasn't true, but according to Reader's Digest magazine, he was the only guy that was in the Italian mafia and the Mexican mafia. And it wasn't really true, but, of course, if Reader's Digest says it's true, it must be true. So we ended up, we convicted Jimmy, he went to prison, he got killed in prison.
Starting point is 00:30:39 But previous to that, he had been in the movie the Jericho Mile, which was filmed at Folsom Prison. So he and Robert Salas, Robert Salas was on the outside was the acting head of the Mexican mafia. Joe Morgan was the head of the Mexican mafia. Joe Morgan wasn't even Mexican, but was head of the Mexican mafia in prison. But Robert Salas was on the outside now and was running the Mexican mafia on the outside. So Coppola and Robert Salas were both in the movie The Jericho Mile, which was just kind of a fun fact. For your listeners, that's a fun fact. If you're in the scene where Jimmy's pushing the library cart past the prisoners,
Starting point is 00:31:28 Robert's right there, and Jimmy's pushing the library cart. So I met Dino Dagestino. And, of course, we had a wiretap on Jimmy. So I know that Jimmy had talked to Dino. I knew where Jimmy lived and all this kind of stuff. So, and Jimmy had been killed in prison. By the time you talked to Dino. By the time I talked to Dino.
Starting point is 00:31:48 So I met Dino. And I just said, yeah, I don't expect you remember me. I'm kind of a nobody. But I met you over at Jimmy's place, over on Havenhurst. He said, oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, so fine. So we kind of have this little talk, and I said, I need to talk to you. So what about?
Starting point is 00:32:13 And I said, look, I got tied up with some people here in town. I need help. And I know who you're with, but I need help. And what we had done, once I met Dino, the FBI was essentially trying to see if we could start. I shouldn't say the FBI. my case agents. We were trying to see if we start a mob war between L.A. and Newark, that would be kind of fun and put me as the fire hydrant and have both sides pissing on me.
Starting point is 00:32:46 And so I told Dino that, look, I would, I'd like to affiliate with you guys. I need to get the L.A. family off my back. Still using the same cover. You're a screenwriter? Yeah, I'm screenwriter. Yeah. And they had front of me a kilo cocaine. They gave me three weeks to pay.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Now they're pressuring me. I don't like it. It wasn't even good quality stuff. And so I'm having trouble moving it. I need you to, I need your help. And it was in that meeting that he said, I can do it, but you need to bring me five. And he held up five fingers. And I was naive, as I previously told you, I'm Forrest Gump.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I'm not a smart man. I thought five fingers meant $500. So I go back to my boss and I said, I need $500. What do you need that for? I said, I think we can do this. I can meet the New Jersey guys if you give me $500. I think what that means is they're going to pay for an airline ticket to bring them out here. and then I'll meet him
Starting point is 00:34:01 and then we'll be able to sort of see how far this goes between L.A. and New Jersey. So he was going to come to you. Yeah, well, that's what I thought because I was given Dino the 500. And so I meet with Dino and bring him the money.
Starting point is 00:34:20 And it's like, 500, I told you not to do this. I meant 5,000. And really, Mark, it was like, ooh, I didn't think you meant 5,000. You know, I had trouble getting 500 from my boss. I don't think they're going to give me 5,000. You know, obviously I didn't say that, but it was like, Dino, I can do 5,000 once I get these guys off my back and they're selling me shit. So we, that didn't go the way we wanted in terms of getting the New Jersey guy.
Starting point is 00:34:59 out here because the Bureau wasn't going to pony up the $5,000 to do it and everything. But I ended up then with Dino getting him to sell me cocaine because he said, I've got good stuff. You know, if the L.A. family, essentially, if the L.A. family doesn't have good stuff, I've got good stuff. And I said, look, I don't, I've already got bad stuff. I don't need more bad stuff. And he goes off.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Again, you let them talk. I know I talk too much in your podcast. No. You let them talk. And it's like, I've been to the kitchens of Bogota. I've seen cocaine piled up all the way to the ceiling. I've got beds. I've got the best.
Starting point is 00:35:42 I can get the best stuff for you. And he's going on and on and on. So eventually he, we do a couple buys from him. And when we take down the top 15 guys in the L.A. Mafia as the case culminates, Dino is one of them. So we get into court and we're at the bail hearing. In the federal system, in the state system, a lot of times, I mean, I shouldn't say I don't know how the bail system works here in New York. But in federal system, the bail is to ensure if you're a danger to the community, you can't be released.
Starting point is 00:36:28 And so usually drugs are considered a danger of the community, so you can't be released. But if you can kind of prove that you're not a danger. So we get into court, Dino has a twin brother. And his twin brother had been, he'd been in a couple of the, he was friends with Teli Savalas. So he had been in a couple of those cojack TV shows and everything. And his twin brother was not a bright man. and we get into the bail hearing, and his twin brother is testifying as a character witness for his brother.
Starting point is 00:37:05 And the defense counsel says, do you know the defendant? He goes, yeah, he's a good guy. I knowed him all my life. It's like, it's your twin brother. I guess probably you have known him all your life. Well, then the prosecution, Jim Henderson, one of the best prosecutors ever worked with, they play the tapes where Dino says,
Starting point is 00:37:30 I've been in the kitchens of Bogotaugh. I've, you know, I've got good stuff. I know all this. And whether it was true or not, it doesn't matter. He ran his, I mean, whether Dino had been in the kitchens of Bogota, it didn't matter. He ran his mouth. And so they play that tape about,
Starting point is 00:37:49 I've been in the kitchen. And his defense counsel says, Your Honor, I can guarantee you that that is not true. And I can guarantee you that if my client had known special agent Hamer was an undercover FBI agent, he would have never said that. And the judge looks at him and kind of goes, you know, essentially, yeah, that makes sense. I can understand why. I wouldn't do that.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I guess he, yeah. Well, so maybe we should just let him go. Well, but he didn't. And Dino ended up pleading guilty. and I don't even remember how many years he got. He's since died. His brother since died. But Dino was kind of one of those, I guess,
Starting point is 00:38:34 the Hollywood-type stereotypical mob guy with, you know. The watches, the chains, the looks. But when they threatened you, that's something that I'm really curious about, because that's a pretty scary moment, I can imagine. You get a phone call and they say, Yeah. You get a phone call to your house, I'm assuming. They say, well, I had back then, we had two phone lines into the house.
Starting point is 00:39:02 And my kids, I learned, as we talked in the earlier interview, I learned not say too much other FBI agents. But I shared as much as I could with my family. When I was going through the CIA interview, the guy said, look, you can tell your wife, is, you let, you try to tell them as much as you can without revealing top secrets, because if you're out at 2 a.m. in the morning, you may be running around, but you want her to believe that you're doing the Lord's work, so to speak. So I learned early that I shared as much as I could with my family. I mean, they didn't know that today I'm going to meet Jimmy Bag of Donuts at the Peace of Emporium,
Starting point is 00:39:50 But they knew I was undercover and they did this. So we had two phones at our house. We had the good guy phone and the bad guy phone. And they would just say, oh, that's Daddy's Bad Guy phone. We can't answer that. And so it was just kind of daddy had the bad guy phone. And when it rang, you weren't allowed to understand. And we had a recording device right next to it.
Starting point is 00:40:14 So again, they understood. So you get a call on the bad guy phone. Yeah. So I get a call on that guy phone. And they say, hey, Bobby. You fucked up. We need to see you. No, we just, we need to see you.
Starting point is 00:40:24 And so I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was just, I, I, I was wired and I mean, I'm guessing now it was in the man purse. I mean, to go to a, to a mob meeting with these guys, the you owe money, and to bring wire. I mean, if they, if they, if they catch that wire, you're done. Yeah. Yeah. I, I probably, I probably would have been. And then that would have been. And they sit down with you and they say, hey, Bobby. No, they're screaming at me. They're, they're yelling. They're, they're, they're yelling because. Roughing you up? No, no, didn't, didn't touch me physically, but they, uh, we had had earlier conversation on the wire that Luigi Elfusa the capo would
Starting point is 00:41:20 and say, you know, I'm meeting with somebody would call him and say, I'm meeting with Bobby today. You know, you tell that MF that he better be bringing money more than that $1,000 stuff that he's bringing and all this kind of stuff. And if not, you break his legs. You tell him you're going to break his legs. You tell him, you know, we're going to run him over with the car. So I had heard that before. And when we get there, it was sort of that same thing that. It may be naive, but, you know, dead men don't pay their debts.
Starting point is 00:41:54 So if you owe them money, it doesn't do any good to kill me because, and so I sort of thought, they may rough me up, but I doubt it. You weren't afraid, like, in your hand broken or something like that? Like, no, I don't. I wasn't, Mark, and I just, you know, part of it. At that particular meeting, Fiatto was there. I mean, you know, he was cooperating and he was there. So I guess, you know, I'm not trying to be coy.
Starting point is 00:42:27 It was like I kind of had semi-protection because he was there. Yeah. So the whole time they're screaming at you, you're cool. Fairly cool. Yeah. I mean, at one point they threw an ashtray and I ducked. What? Yeah, Christ in the wall behind me.
Starting point is 00:42:46 But, but yeah, so then it was like a couple days later that one of the guys was that that meeting sees me in Walmart with my daughter. Oh, wow. So then when these guys all get jammed up and go to prison, you feel pretty good about it. You're like, yeah, these guys that try to crack my head with an ashtray. Oh, yeah, yeah. I had, there was no love loss. Oh, my goodness. In that, that case, was that a particularly stressful case or was that one pretty straightforward?
Starting point is 00:43:16 You know, again, I was doing, with that case, I was doing exactly what I wanted. So, I mean, that was exciting. I mean, I've been in, I've been in boring cases. Yeah. I don't want to talk about the boring case. But I've been in that, so this for me, this was like, yeah, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is who I, this is, this is who I am. And I just, I love the guys because they were just characters. I boxed a lot and would go to the gym and fight guys that were preparing for title matches.
Starting point is 00:44:00 And, you know, pros are getting started and everything. And I wasn't that good. I'd get my head beat in. So I kind of learned how to take a punch. And I could handle myself in the ring. So I was okay. No, just as far as fighting and fighting. stress and the fear. I mean, you're with these guys, but you weirdly like them because
Starting point is 00:44:18 they kind of have a boxing culture. Okay. Thank you for you. You're good. Come on, baby. You bring me back. I got you. That's why I'm here. This is, this is the best podcast I've, that I hear and I listen to. Oh, thank you. So I, I, I used to watch it on ESPN. And I was, I was watching, uh, I was watching it one night. And the next, the next morning, I was meeting with a mob guy in a motel room. And it was a, I don't even know why I was meeting with him, but we're watching, and he's older. I'm probably younger than I am now, but he was older, and we're watching ESPN, and he had been a pro boxer here in, in New York, and was a made guy. And it, it, it won't, we're watching this on ESPN, and we're watching boxing. And he goes,
Starting point is 00:45:08 hey, Bobby, then I, that kid's pretty good. And I said, I don't know, Mike. I said, I don't think he's going to last another round. And I said, look, the back of his neck, it's getting red. He said, he's bunching up. I said, I think he's going down. Well, I'd seen the fight the night before, and he gets knocked out the next round. He was like, man, you're a genius.
Starting point is 00:45:29 He goes, Bobby, that's great, man, you saw that. But, you know, there was the same guy one time because, again, I'm a screenwriter. I'm not a mob guy. I said, Mike, I don't understand. You got, you're a made guy. I know enough about the mob that you had to kill somebody. So did you kill somebody? And he goes, Bobby, is there a statute of limitations on murder?
Starting point is 00:45:58 And I said, I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. And he goes, next question. It's funny because you are a lawyer. Yeah, I am. Oh, that's so crazy. So, but, you know, my point is they were characters. I just, I love the guy.
Starting point is 00:46:17 I were gangs for five years, but maybe it's because I was white, but they weren't characters, you know. They, there wasn't, there just wasn't that, the kind of that, that old Hollywood type of. Gentlemanness. Yeah, yeah. You know, and again, it was one of, they had, they had rules. I mean, you know, you don't, you don't, you don't. You don't hurt the family. You don't harm the family.
Starting point is 00:46:42 You don't do this. You don't do that. So you could kind of, with that old mob mentality, it was safer to deal with them. I loved Debbie Reynolds, the actress who had the, I think she had a casino or something in Las Vegas. But I saw her interview one time. And she said, you know, when the mob ran Las Vegas, nobody got killed that wasn't supposed to. And it was like, it was true. I mean, you know, you didn't have drive-by shootings where somebody just mowing you down.
Starting point is 00:47:17 You know, obviously did in the 30s. But right. But I've heard this about Boston as well. Like, like before, oh, who was it? There was a crime family that kind of went up against Whitey Bulger. Yeah. And apparently Boston was like a little safer. And then once that, those guys got taken out, Whitey Bulger kind of ran amok and made it way more dangerous.
Starting point is 00:47:35 So I've heard stories like that where some of these Italian mob guys kind of had like a, a level of decorum and they would kind of keep things at peace for a little bit, or their version of peace, I guess. Yeah. What was the, I'm sorry, what were going to say? No, I was going to say that there was, at one point in the greater neighborhood where we lived, where the mob boss lived, they were going to put in a porn studio at one of the warehouses. And some lady from our church came to me and said, you know, this is horrible.
Starting point is 00:48:05 What do you suggest I do? I said, I'd go talk to the moth. boss. I'd go talk to Pete Milano and tell him. And so I think she really, I mean, she went to him and said, you know, you're going to ruin the neighborhood by doing this. You know, so they, they didn't put it in. Oh, wow. So, but it is. I mean, maybe one of the safer neighborhoods to live in, you know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't necessarily live in a Cripp and Blood neighborhood, but an Italian mob neighborhood where everybody is. Now, I will say with some of the other organized crime groups, they don't have, You know, some of the Russians, the Albanians, some of those other groups, MS-13, some of those groups, don't have the same values that the old Italians had.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Yeah. What was the most intimidating or scariest mafia or crime syndicate that you infiltrated? I worked the gangs. So I guess that might work the crips in the blood. So, again, and I was white. So it wasn't like I was socializing with them. I was just buying the drugs. They knew who I was.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I was going down there buying drugs. I was going down at midnight. I had an old beat-up pickup truck. My hair was long and greasy. And your cover is just your guy trying to buy drugs. Well, I had a, I worked at a tire store in Boys Town in Santa Monica. It was pretty much a gay community. So my storyline was that I was selling rock cocaine in the gay community.
Starting point is 00:49:43 So that's why, when I say greasy, I'd have filthy fingernails. My hands is like, I'm getting off work, changing tires all day and all this kind of stuff. And so I was going down there and buying it. But one night I was just sitting in the truck waiting for them to bring the drugs out from the car. And it was a drive-by shooting that took place just about a couple houses up from where I was. And it was like, oh, my gosh, this is real. You know, but. And so that case, the gang case, and what neighborhood was that in California?
Starting point is 00:50:28 It's South Central Los Angeles. So that was in South Central. Yeah. So it was crips in the bloods is what it was. It was kind of one of those situations that we had just finished up the mafia family case and it got tremendous publicity. I mean, it was front page of LA Times. We essentially wiped out the LA Mafia.
Starting point is 00:50:49 I mean, there are still some independent guys that would show up there. You know, somebody from Chicago that would come in or this guy would come back and for somebody. But there was no established family. This was the death knell for the L.A. family. And it got huge publicity. Jim Henderson, again, just did a great case of the organized crime strike force of putting this together, as they did in New York and Chicago and with some of the other cases that the Department of Justice put together. Well, our boss, Larry Lawler, who was one of the finest administrators I ever worked with, and there's only a handful of those that I would even put in that category, was having lunch with
Starting point is 00:51:36 Daryl Gates, who was the chief of police or LAPD. And he just said, man, you guys sure did a number on the mob. I wish we could do that to gangs. And he said, I'll send you a couple FBI agents. And so he came back from lunch that day. and I'm sitting down there doing paperwork at my desk. I get a call from the secretary. He said, Mr. Lolller would like to see you in the office.
Starting point is 00:52:03 And I said, Barb, what's this about? And she said, I don't know. I said, Barb, I'm good for like five felonies a day. You know, if you give me a heads up, I think I can probably come up with an excuse by the time I walk up to the 17th floor. And she says, I honestly don't think you're in trouble. And I said, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:23 So I walk in, I walk into the office and I said, yes, sir, what can I do? And he said, I was having lunch with Chief Gates today. I was like, oh, that's good, you know, what did you have? You know, okay. And he says he'd like to, he'd like to tackle the gangs like we went after the mob. And I want you to do it. And I said, okay. And he said, you can pick a partner.
Starting point is 00:53:01 And we had a young guy that had just come on the squad. I mean, I was young, but he was a Naval Academy graduate. We had been explosive ordinance disposal. I know you had Jimmy Jones or Johnny Jones on your trial. Great interview, by the way. And I've done a lot of work with the combat wounded. So have a lot of respect for those guys. But so Tom was a Naval Academy graduate, EOD, everything, and essentially I was able to give the same sales pitch that Lawler gave me to Tom.
Starting point is 00:53:36 So we were initially the first two FBI agents to work street gangs. And then we got part of a squad and everything. So we went down, worked with Crash, the community resources against street hoodlums. You know, everybody's got to have an acronym. So we worked with the crash unit. And for us, this was great because this was like real police work. We were right. Initially, we're just riding in patrol cars.
Starting point is 00:54:03 We're stopping guys on the street. We're responding to drive-by shootings and all that. And each night we would drive home. And it was kind of like, okay, what do we do now? We've got to do something. So we came up with this drug buy program. And at that time, this was, we started in 88, and they had just passed the modification to the drug laws. There was a huge problem in the inner city with crack cocaine.
Starting point is 00:54:39 So you have powder cocaine and you had crack cocaine. And the gang members and a lot of people in the inner city were using the crack cocaine. This would be before Hunter Biden started using it. I'm sorry. Didn't want to get political. I'm not going to go there. I'm not going to go there. So essentially, and I think I had my figures right,
Starting point is 00:55:04 50 ounces of powder cocaine was the equivalent of five grams of rock cocaine for punishment purposes. And 500 grams of powder cocaine, a half a kilo, was the equivalent of. of 50 grams of rock cocaine. So you could fit 50 grams of rock cocaine in your hand where a half a kilo, it was the same punishment. Well, I mean, I can understand the argument that it's draconian, but the idea was this is ruining the neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:55:43 This rock cocaine is ruining the neighborhood. And a rock could be the size of a base, baby tooth. We would go in and do searches and you'd find just little rocks. It just, but anyway, the punishment now it's like, okay, let's, we'll use this as our tool. It's a federal law. Congress once supported this both sides. It was a bipartisan bill to support this. So we're going to use this is going to be our tool. We're not going to try to do a RICO case. We're not going to try to do a continuing criminal enterprise.
Starting point is 00:56:26 So we got the money. We put in the proposal. We got the money to buy the drugs. The LAPD, the crash. I worked with two cops that two of the best cops I ever worked with. Rick Record and Mike Pulley, two of the finest cops I ever worked with. One was white. One was black.
Starting point is 00:56:46 I learned so much from them about street people, street justice that working at inner city, guy, we were rocking and rolling. But then we came up with this buy program and initially had a little bit of trouble finding a black undercover agent because our black undercover agents are accountants and lawyers and didn't really get into this business to be a drug cop. And it was one night we had this older man that was the informant that worked for LAPD. And they used to pay him, I want to say it was $5 or $20 a buy. I mean, it was a small amount of money.
Starting point is 00:57:37 And so he would essentially go in to the rock house, buy the buy, come out, show them that would be their probable cause and they go in and arrest it and they'd seize a little bit of rock. And this guy was he was, uh, he was an informant. So he was someone that was from the neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, he was just an older black man that was doing all this. So I got introduced to him. And essentially I said, we'll pay you $50 to buy. But he ended up one night, we had some issues that I don't necessarily need to get into. but one of our FBI undercover agents didn't show up. And he had a date that night and didn't show up. And the old man says, you know, screw him and I can sell you.
Starting point is 00:58:29 And I said, you can sell me? He said, yeah, I can sell you. I said, let's do it. So we went out and made our first buy together as, you know, the old black man the young white guy that makes no sense and that's what started my reputation down there of being the white guy that was able to that that was making buys and nobody was getting popped and arrested so we were making a series of buys and now we get to the end when we're ready to wrap this thing up and we arrest 13 members of the 7-4 Hoover Crips and the backstreet
Starting point is 00:59:08 Crips. Did we talk about this on the last interview, but where the one guy, Eli, says, you know, I figured to police be too stupid to send a cop down here. Did you, did you do all the cases with this guy? No, no, I was after I was by myself. You went alone. Yeah, I was by myself. And did those situations ever get hairy? Were they ever a little sketchy? Yeah, they were. Again, I, this wasn't like the mafia where I'm taking them to lunch at Universal Studios. Right. This is business only going and get the product. business yeah go in and get and there was there was one time and again most of these i'm doing most of this at 11 12 o'clock at midnight or you know midnight so it's it's dark and the very first deal i did by myself i bought um 50 grand i always tried to do i think 50 grams we try to do 50 grams and i can't remember how much it was but i paid the money and got the drugs, I paid the money, and I go back and listen to tape, and it's like, there's no conversation.
Starting point is 01:00:16 I don't know what I was thinking, but yeah, yeah, we have the deal. You know, it's my word against his, but it really didn't work. And I didn't have a camera or anything like that. So it was like, okay, we got to do better this next time. So next time I go down there, it's late at night,
Starting point is 01:00:37 this kid comes up to the car, wanting what you need, Whitey. And I said, hey, get your ass back, but I need Eli. So he goes and gets Eli comes out. I says, what do you want now? I said, whatever I needed, but it was $900 worth as how much I knew that I needed. And again, I apologize, I can't even remember what the quantity was. So it's dark. And he and his buddy are counting the money.
Starting point is 01:01:05 And they're going, $1, 15. 15, motherfucker, five, 10, 10. And they finally get to $700. And he goes, okay, it's, wait a minute, you're short $100. And I was like, actually, I'm short $200, but yeah, so you tell me $100. So I said, oh, I don't know. Okay, so I count on another, how to give it to me, counts it against, you're shorted another $100. I said, wait a minute, you just said I short, get out of the car.
Starting point is 01:01:37 I was like, I don't think I'm getting out of the car at midnight. So I just, I threw him the $100, you know, $100. There. Are you happy now? Yeah. Yeah. Get your ass out of here. Gave you the stuff.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Yeah, gave me, you know, I had the drugs, but, and he got his money. So that was, it was kind of one of those that I would always, when I would drive down out, I would have the gun, you know, between my legs on the seat just so I could quickly reach it. But it So those kind of situations were a little hairier But again, I wasn't socializing with them And they weren't looking to socialize
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Starting point is 01:03:54 The first, I love this one because I got introduced to a lawyer who wanted his father killed and a client killed. And it was like anytime you can take a lawyer down. I mean, that's, that's really good. So, but how do you even get on the case? How do you find a guy that wants to kill someone? Again, yeah, we just, you just advertise on, on the dark web. No, no, this was before the internet. An informant had said, had told his contact agent that this guy's looking for somebody to kill two people.
Starting point is 01:04:31 And so they came to me and said, we need, you know, an undercover agent. You want to be a contract killer. An informant got it? This doesn't seem like something you would do on like a serial basis, right? Yeah, no. I think that, and I'm not sure because I never met the informant, but I think it was like a client that this guy had that he was just, and the informant was a bad guy.
Starting point is 01:04:57 So he was always trying to score points and put some money in, you know, money in the law enforcement bank accounts. so that if he gets jammed up, he can say, look, I cooperated with the FBI, I cooperated with the police. And so I think he was the one that came to his contact agent to say, this lawyer that I've been dealing with once two people killed, and he talked to me about it. And so they got to this lawyer that I was the guy. And at that time, the FBI in Los Angeles had a seized boat. And I know nothing about boats. I have a kayak, you know.
Starting point is 01:05:38 So I, but we weren't going to meet on the kayak. So, let me. It would have been a way better scene. Yeah, it would have been, yeah. You two on a kayak just tipping over? So we met on the boat. And I remember, there was a female agent that was attractive. And I kind of had, I had her running around in a bikini.
Starting point is 01:06:01 And, and, and, and he gets on the boat. And I don't. I wouldn't even know how to start the thing, but we're docked. It's a big boat. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's 35 foot or 40 footer, I guess. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't. And what is your cover and what's like the pretense of the meeting?
Starting point is 01:06:20 The pretense of the meeting is that I can get the job done, that I'm essentially I'm a mercenary. Meet me on my boat. Yeah, meet me on my boat. I do stuff all over the world. And so the female agent, she. She's great because she's just kind of sunbathing and walking around. And I think she brought us a beer or something like that and then just turned around and walked away. So he's, and he's not attractive.
Starting point is 01:06:48 He's heavy set. But he's really, he's attracted to her, which he should be. And then we sit down and he's explaining what he once done. And Mark, again, this. This makes no sense to you. It makes no sense to your audience. But he's explaining who he once killed. It's his father so he can collect the insurance money.
Starting point is 01:07:16 And it's one of his clients that he, that he's mad about or owed him money or something. So I said, well, tell me on your dad, how much is the insurance policy? Because he wants to know how much I'm going to charge. And I, again, I don't remember the figures. And he told me what the insurance policy was. So I took a, I said I'd charge him a percentage of the insurance policy. and that would be for both for both people. Well, he later went back to the informant
Starting point is 01:07:46 and told the informant that he met him, that he met me, and he really liked me because I had killer eyes. Zero percent personality. That's what you need. And I said, that's why my wife was attracted to him, was the killer eyes. Does he specify anything of like why he wants them killed,
Starting point is 01:08:05 other than the money? Like, you know, to kill your dad for insurance. Yeah. And I never, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I didn't get into it with him. Uh, this is not pertinent to. Yeah. Yeah. It, it, it, it, it didn't, it, it, it didn't matter in that particular case.
Starting point is 01:08:21 So it wasn't important. And I do see, there was, there was, there was kind of a part of me that I don't, I don't, I don't, you know, you know, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I don't, you know, and, and, and, So that there's kind of like, well, maybe there's jury sympathy that I can understand this. So I'm going to let. You shouldn't have people kill, but that does muddy the waters. Yeah, yeah. So it was like, I don't only care why, you know. Does he specify like how to do it?
Starting point is 01:08:54 Yeah, he wanted him shot. And this is the part where I'm saying, you don't believe it. I said, I'll do it. But I need you to bring me a clean gun. and he ended up bringing me an automatic weapon that was clean. And I think they had the serial numbers filed off and everything. And so he brings me, which makes no sense. I mean, you're dealing with a contract killer and he wants the weapon.
Starting point is 01:09:26 You know, he doesn't have his own weapons. He can't get a clean gun. And so we got him on the gun charge And we got him on the conspiracy to kill two people. Did he give you more details as far as like, oh, they'll be at this place of this time. This would be a good way to do it. Yeah, yeah. Do it on this day.
Starting point is 01:09:48 He gave me more details. I as I recall now, and again, I apologize with this. I wasn't sure you're going to ask this about this story. But I think on that. particular case, you bring me the gun and then we'll talk about the details kind of kind of deal. So then he did give me, he gave me names and addresses and, you know, brings me the gun. He brings me the names and addresses. And, yeah, typically, you would want to know, okay, where can I see them?
Starting point is 01:10:20 You need to be, you need to be away so that, you know, you have an alibi and, and all that. Wow. So that was, that was the first one. find out of his father knew obviously like afterwards yeah it all it all came down and part of it is by DOJ regulations if if we know that someone's out to kill you we have to tell you yeah and it's stupid well even if even if it's a mob guy i mean you know if like if like uh paul costalano John Gotti says, I'm going to kill Paul Costellano, and we hear it on a wiretap. We have to go to Paul Costellano and say, John Gotti is going to kill you.
Starting point is 01:11:08 I was just thinking about killing him also. It's so crazy. Oh, that's really interesting. And then what was the second case that you did as a contract killer? The second case, I got introduced. We had an informant that knew that there was a. guy that ran a strip club called the jet strip. It was a gentleman's club now is the politically correct term. Probably where you do your comedy act. I don't know. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Highbrow places.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it was near LAX, Los Angeles Airport. So it was called the jet strip. And the guy that ran that had 10 kilos of cocaine that he was trying to move. And, uh, I had his name and his number and I just called him. The informant didn't even introduce me. I just called him up and I said, hey, I met with so-and-so and he said, you're looking to move some product. I'm ready to buy. So we had the meeting and he never could come up with the 10 kilos. And he was kind of vague and I thought, well, I don't, I didn't think that he suspected me, but it was just like, okay,
Starting point is 01:12:31 you're not, you know, you're not a member of a cartel. You're, you know, this isn't, you want to move 10 kilos, but you're not sitting on 10 kilos, and you're hoping to broker this with somebody else. And so he was never able to put the thing together. And that was, we backed off. I mean, first of all, we had enough clearly guilty people to go after. And if you can't come up with a product, we're not going to force you to do it. And it must have been, let me.
Starting point is 01:13:01 back up. So when I was working gangs, we rolled a guy up as that became an informant that I really liked. And again, John, another John. Everybody, everybody seemed to know that is John. So John was just, I really liked him. It was kind of a big teddy bear. And at one point, I think when I met with, and during the drug deal, I understood. I introduced John in the drug deal because I was a producer of documentaries and I did a documentary on gangs, which again, nowadays, if IMDB, you find out Bob Bourne didn't do a documentary on gangs. So I met John while I was doing this documentary and he's in drugs and I'm in drugs and that's how we met. So John and I met with Michael, who ran the jet strip. And so we're talking. And then he couldn't come up
Starting point is 01:14:06 with the drugs. And the reason I did with John, one, I liked John. I was trying to give him credit for working off his beef. And if something happens, I can pay him. And that keeps him happy. And it, it keeps us, it has one more arrow in our quiver, one more informed in my stable, and if I can keep these guys working and keep them happy. So we do that and nothing happens. It's got to be a year later. And I get a, it's opening day and I'm at Dodger Stadium. There was a group of agents we'd always go to opening, take leave and go to opening day
Starting point is 01:14:47 at Dodger Stadium. And the game hasn't started yet. and I get a page and I look down and it's this guy's number that I recognize from the jet strip. And I find a pay phone. I call him and he goes, hey, I need to talk to you. I want somebody killed. And I didn't have a recorder on. And I just said, hey, it's opening day.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Nothing interferes with baseball. I'll call you tonight. And I hung up. And so I got home that night, turned on the recorder, you know, what's going on? He says, well, I need two people killed. Some guy, he's an informant. He gave me up. The cops came and searched my house.
Starting point is 01:15:28 And I think I want him. It was either Michael's old girlfriend or this guy's girlfriend. He wanted both these people killed. So I met with him, and it was stupid. But he explains who he wants killed, why he wants him killed. and I said, well, okay, this is what it's going to cost. Well, I can't afford that. What number do you, do you have any idea of what that could go for?
Starting point is 01:15:59 I think it was like 20,000, something like that is what I told him. And he's why I just thought maybe you'd do it. And then, you know, I'd do something for you later on. Sort of, you know, like the godfather, you know, I will do you a favor. Yeah. And did you ever mention killing to him? No, no, no. But he, see, he thought John being a gang member, he thought John would be the guy that he, that I could use to kill these two people.
Starting point is 01:16:29 Got it. So, and I'm not bringing John in on this. I'm not even sure a year later. I'm not even sure John was still around. But so I said, well, I can do it, but it's going to, it's going to cost you 20. And he's like, I don't have that. but and then he calls me back and he said, I've got two people that are looking to move 20 kilos of cocaine.
Starting point is 01:16:54 If I can set that up, can I, if I can set that up for you, will that count and then I can use that money for the killings? So I said, yeah, you know, we might be able to do that. So he introduces, ends up introducing me to two other people that are working for a Colombian. And I meet those two guys. It was interesting because Michael's a little weird. I mean, he's got a couple screws loose and just a little weird. but he makes the introduction and at one point in in Los Angeles where they used to have the old studios
Starting point is 01:17:53 the old Fox studios where they did the Carol Burnett show and a couple other shows that were there all in the family or no married with children so they did it that's a studio right across from the Denny's. So I met the guy, Noel, and he was, we had, Michael introduced me to Noel and Steele. The guy's first name was Steele. It's like, what a cool name, you know, Noel and Steele. So I met Noel and we were on the lot. Obviously, since 9-11, they're much more secure than they were then.
Starting point is 01:18:38 but you would go in and there was a visitor's interest and an employee's entrance. And I just, I had done some work on the lot, undercover work, but we don't have to get into, but we've done some work there. So I just figured, what the heck, let me see if I can do it. So I just pull into the employee lot, wave to the guard. He just weighs back and I drive on in. And I'm driving a BMW. And so I just, I just drive on in.
Starting point is 01:19:09 It's like, this will work. So I meet Noel over at, at the Denny's. And I said, you know, let's just go back across the street. It's quiet over there. We can just talk over there. So drive through, wave to the guard. He waves me on through. We park.
Starting point is 01:19:28 We go on to the set. And I want to say it was Carol Bernan. to the Carabinette show, I think it was Carabinette, and we negotiate the 20-kilo Coke deal. And at some point, this again is where I made a huge mistake, and I've pointed this out when I've talked to other agents. But this BMW wasn't my BMW. It was a seized BMW, and I had only used it for like two meetings. Well, up in the corner of the, by the visor was a little microphone,
Starting point is 01:20:16 and I didn't see it, and he sees it. And he kind of goes off, you know, what is that? What is that microphone? I said, oh, I said, yeah, I said, I said, there's a, um, this. car used to have a phone system and the damn mic never did work and uh so i just i ripped it out and i was like oh what an idiot you didn't look to check to see what was all in the you know all about the the car and everything and um again it was i didn't freak out i didn't you know start crying i didn't run i just oh shoot that is stupid one is
Starting point is 01:21:02 that up there for and came up with, yeah, the car used to have a phone system and it never did work. I mean, that's a pretty clever, that's a pretty clever line on the top of your head. Yeah, I was much more clever when I was undercover than I am now. And he bought it though. Yeah, yeah, he bought it. So then eventually we end up doing partial deal, ends up. at shooting in the Denny's parking lot and I shoot Noel and Steel kind of give a new meaning to Grand Slam specials on the Denny's menu.
Starting point is 01:21:44 I don't think I'm allowed at that Denny's anymore. Wait, what do you mean? Like that that was where it was supposed to happen? Yeah, so we were going to do the 20 kilo deal at the Denny's restaurant. Got it. And in the parking lot. And we had, we knew,
Starting point is 01:22:05 for some reason we knew who his Colombian source was. So we had a surveillance on the Colombian source. And they followed him to about three blocks from the restaurant. And the deal was it was $400,000 for the 20 keys. I had, I was supposed to have had that in a briefcase. I didn't have any money, but I was supposed to have it in a briefcase. I meet him at the Denny's restaurant. We're sitting in his car.
Starting point is 01:22:44 He pulls out a cereal box and there are one or two kilos of cocaine. I think two kilos of cocaine. And it's wrapped in duct tape. So I'm, when you're talking Colombian cocaine, it was usually in fiberglass and, you know, package much more professionally than what this was. Now, from a prosecutorial standpoint, you don't care. I mean, 99% pure cocaine, it's the same punishment as 2% pure. So you don't really care. But as a drug buyer.
Starting point is 01:23:23 As a drug buyer, yeah. And I'm, you know, I don't like seeing it. way, how do I know this is any good? You know, and so he goes off on that, you know, this is great stuff, you know, it doesn't all come packed in fiber glass. And he's going on and on and on. And I do a little slit and act like I'm tasting it, which I'm not. And so I said, okay, let's go across the street.
Starting point is 01:23:52 The money's across the street. Or no, the money's in my car, but let's take it across the street. and finish it up over there because it's safer. At the lock? Yeah. I want to do it over at Fox Studios because it's safer to do it over there than it is in the parking lot. So, which we already had the arrest team set up because we thought they were bringing the 20
Starting point is 01:24:14 kilos. So we had the arrest team set up. So when I gave the signal, then they were going to come and arrest everybody. And you included. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what? I can't remember on that one.
Starting point is 01:24:28 But one of my good friends in the FBI, Mike Kelly. And Mike, I hope you're listening because I would like to call me, would you? Because I'd really like to talk. We haven't talked in a long time. But Mike played quarterback at Harvard. Just one of the brightest guys you'd ever want to meet. And it was kind of like you went to Harvard and you're in the FBI. I mean, you know, you can get a better job than that.
Starting point is 01:24:53 But Mike was great. And he was, he played baseball and football. Harvard and I played baseball in college. And so we were kind of saying, well, what can be what can be the sign? And he said, throw a baseball. I bet you can't hit the surveillance fan with a baseball. And he said, that would be the sign. And I said, okay.
Starting point is 01:25:16 So when I throw the baseball at the surveillance fan, you guys come out and arrest everybody. So it was just, Mark, you got to screw with the people. So you just go with it. So I get out, and as I'm getting out of the car, his car, of Noel's car, I grabbed the cereal box that have the kilos in it. And I'm walking away, and he goes, wait, now. And steel comes racing toward me in his pickup truck. And their plan, they admit later their plan was to run me over and take the form. and rip me for the 400,000 and just drive away.
Starting point is 01:26:01 And so he, um, steel is racing toward me and I end up shooting him and then, Noel, you can hear the tires, in the, in the, in the tape,
Starting point is 01:26:13 you can hear the tires squealing. And he's trying to back me over, back up over me. And then I shoot him. Um, he drives off the lot and then, a couple blocks, I mean,
Starting point is 01:26:26 a couple blocks. comes out of his car and it's in the bushes and the cops find him bleeding they both live but um so then i was always kind of proud of this because you know in tv you've shot somebody now you you throw up and you you cry and you ask god for forgiveness and all this and uh i i had a model 30s smithin was in model 36 five shot and i ended up up firing three times. I didn't realize I'd fired three times, but I'd fired twice and hit two people. And they come, they take my gun away, you know, because they're going to begin the process. And I'm sitting there. And I said, look, I got to call Michael. And, you know, we need you to sit down to
Starting point is 01:27:16 give me a tape recorder so I can call Michael. So I end up calling Michael. And I said, hey, everything went down. Everything, it's great. Why don't you come and pick up the money, but I don't want to do it here in the parking lot. Let me meet you three blocks up and we set up a location where we were going to meet. And I'm sorry, Michael is again. Michael is the strip bar that introduced me. He wants the people killed. So he, yeah, that one of the people killed, but now he's going to get the proceeds from this drug deal and then I'm going to kill the people for him because he'd set up this great deal for me. Well, Mark, the helicopters, you've got the news copters overhead. You've got the cops that have brought out evidence tape.
Starting point is 01:28:02 They've got the parking lot. At the Fox Studios. At the Denny's parking lot. Right. Yeah, at the Denny's parking. They got it off. And I'm sitting there, and I've called him up, and Michael drives straight past. He's not even looking over.
Starting point is 01:28:16 He drives straight past. And I told one of the other, I said, there goes Michael. And so the cops get on him and they end up arresting him. So now they arrest the Colombian, they arrest Michael, they arrest Steele and Noel. And we end up with the Colombian. We go to trial with him. I think the other three must have pled out. I'm pretty sure they did.
Starting point is 01:28:46 Yeah, I'm confident they pled out. Because again, it was, it's all on tape. I mean, there's not, how do you combat that as a defense counsel? And the Colombian, he's on trial. And I'm sitting here and it's a jury trial. And this was really interesting. It's a jury trial. And at one point, these three Colombians come and are sitting in the back of the courtroom.
Starting point is 01:29:12 And the one guy, as I'm testifying, puts like a finger to his head, like a gun, and is pulling the trigger. as I'm testifying and he's looking at me. So at one point the judge calls a recess and I just, I get off the stand and I walk over to the defense counsel. Do you mind if I talk to your client? What do you mean? I said, I need to talk to him. And he said, well, I need to be present.
Starting point is 01:29:44 I said, that's fine. I said, you can be present. I said, you know, I can't remember the guy. name Jose Cano or something like that. And I just said, hey, I don't know who these three guys are in the back, but you better get them out there. I said, you're going down, and you're going down hard. And I got a lot of friends in prison.
Starting point is 01:30:02 I know that's hard for you to believe, but I got a lot of friends in prison, and they are going to mess you up. And so the lawyer says, you get them out of, get them out of this courtroom. And so the three guys left. But what was so funny in the trial. I was a Marine. I do swear like a Marine. I've tried to be clean on your show, which I know sometimes your guests don't have to be, but I'm trying to fight my urge. And we're playing all these tapes in court. And Noel is every other word. He's dropping the F-bomb and we're playing these tapes in court. And at one point, the prosecution said, I have one more tape to play. And I try not to swear if I could help it because I think that my, I always tell agents, think that your grandmother's on the jury. And, you know, because you're going to get these little old ladies that they're going to be offended by your actions as much as they're offended by the other guy.
Starting point is 01:31:06 So you, you know, you need them on your side. And so prosecution, the assistant United States attorney stands up and said, we have one more tape to play. And the judge goes, I'm sick of these tapes. everybody's swearing in the tape and one of the jurors pipes up and he goes no that the undercover agent hasn't sworn yet and it was like backed you up yeah back me up but you know a juror doesn't talk to a judge that's you're that's you're that's you're talking to god without the intermediary here and but i always kind of laugh that it was well they were paying attention wow and of course they convicted him so when the guy's threatening you with his hand up to his head to that
Starting point is 01:31:46 freak you out at all? You know, not really. I mean, I guess, you know, I didn't cry on the stand. But you walked out of that courtroom with your head high and straight to your car and went down to the to the locker where we had to check our weapons, got my gun out and made sure it was loaded before I walked to the car. Yeah. Oh, it was just. How many other times did you have to use your, your gun during your career? That was it. That was the only time. Yeah, I mean, obviously I've drawn it a lot of times. My very first arrest, well, my first was a bank robber running out of a bank, but my second, my first really big arrest in the FBI, kind of a long story, but it was another agent,
Starting point is 01:32:33 another first office agent, all the kind of rookies. And we caught a guy that had been a fugitive. He had killed, he had robbed the jewelry store, kidnapped the owner of the jewelry store, threw off a 70-foot cliff and she lived to identify him. So he was, don't know if he was convicted or he was just, anyway, he was a fugitive. And we happened to find him. And it was stupid, something I should have never done, but we catch him driving his car out of this underground garage. And I jump in front of him with my gun drawn and freeze FBI.
Starting point is 01:33:17 because he had said he would never be taken live. And I just said, freeze, FBI, using my Marine Command voice. And he stopped the car. I was like, that was kind of stupid. He should have run me over. And I said, I want to see hands. Throw the keys out. I want to see hands.
Starting point is 01:33:33 And then I walked up to him, and I stuck my gun in my ear, in his ear. And my adrenaline is flowing. And it's going like that in his ears. So again, really. Ruben and I were rookie agents, and this guy was a major fugitive that had been a lot of different jurisdictions were looking for. And Rubin and I just with dumb luck found him and arrested him. Well, then the A team shows up, and they're interviewing him.
Starting point is 01:34:05 And eventually I walk in and the guy's cuff sitting at the dining room table, at his dining room table because they're interviewing him in his apartment while they're searching the apartment. and I walk in and he goes, that's the son of a bitch who almost shot me. But it was kind of one of those, I'm sure it was similar to what you do, the first time you went on stage, it's like, am I ready for this?
Starting point is 01:34:29 It's just really what I should, you know, you're so nervous and it's like, you just black out. You did it, and it's like, yes, I belong. Yeah. And that was, for me, that was early in my career, but it was kind of that epiphany that, yep, you can do this you know i didn't wet my pants i i didn't run away i didn't cry um i'm capable of of being an fbi agent so that was and that was within a few weeks of of my career and it's like yep
Starting point is 01:34:58 was there a specific person or an individual that was the scariest criminal you ever had to had to come across yeah i didn't arrest him or anything and it's probably isn't going to mean much to any of your viewers or listeners. His name was Milton Parness, and he was one of the first people ever convicted of a RICO, of RICO, Rectady Influence Corrupt Organizations Act. And he came out to Los Angeles. We had an informant that,
Starting point is 01:35:35 oh, that we don't even want to get into that guy. but Milton was in his office and was really mad at Mark and was threatening him and everything. Mark is the informant. Mark is the informant. So I was there kind of to protect Mark, but not as an FBI agent. I was there as kind of Mark's friend. And Milton came in, and he was an older man. I mean, he was probably well into his 60s.
Starting point is 01:36:04 but he he just had this aura of fear and you know he just kind of stared through you and it's funny when I think back that I don't know why he got me
Starting point is 01:36:24 compared to all the other people that I met I mean Robert Salas the acting head of the Mexican mafia I mean he did the mob guys we just talked about didn't really present that. The gang members that I've dealt with, the Russian organized crime figures, the Chinese criminal syndicate, none of those guys got me like Milton Parness. And Milton, if you're listening, give me a call.
Starting point is 01:36:53 Is he still out there? I'm sure he's dead by now. Did he get arrested? No, not in our case. And Mark didn't want to, Mark had so many issues. he didn't want him prosecuted. He just wanted me there to protect the market, kind of screwed them on some financial deals.
Starting point is 01:37:13 I mean, they were mob guys, or they organized crime figures and associates and screwed a lot of guys. And it's too long a story to get into. Is that the only time you crossed paths with Milton? Yeah, yeah. And it was the one time, and you were like, this guy is a real deal.
Starting point is 01:37:30 I remember walking away and telling, and telling another agent, I said, this guy, this guy just scares me. I don't know why. He just scares me. Yeah, that's. So it, and, and I'm not trying to come off as cool or super brave, but you've heard my stories. And it's like, if this guy put off that aura, there must have been something about him because
Starting point is 01:37:56 some of these others didn't. Yeah, I'll take your word for it. Yeah. Now, just to end, can you tell me about the, the Mexican mafia and how you took them down. Yeah, and then it was really, it was Robert Salas. So it wasn't, it was just one member of the Mexican mafia. It wasn't the whole, the whole family or a gang or anything like that.
Starting point is 01:38:17 And where were they? What kind of crime were they involved with? Los Angeles, drugs. In California, there were four prison gangs that were spawned in the California prison system, the Aryan Brotherhood, which were white people, I guess, you figured that one out. The Mexican mafia, they were Mexicans,
Starting point is 01:38:37 you probably figured that one out. The Ne Wester Familia, which was also a Mexican gang, and then the Black Guerrilla family. So those were the four, in the 70s, 80s, and 90s, those were the four biggest prison gangs that were in the California penal system.
Starting point is 01:38:57 Ironically, Joe Morgan was the head of the Mexican mafia, but really wasn't Mexican. And he only had one leg. So his pig leg, his street name was Pegleg. But he was the head of the Mexican Mafia. But he was in prison. And Robert Salas was his number two guy.
Starting point is 01:39:19 And he was on the outside. So he kind of ran things. When he was out of prison, when Robert was out of prison, he ran things. Really good looking guy. I'll tell you a funny story about him. but he was he was a good looking guy but i had an informant that had we had worked a big international heroin case that started out of Canada and we were doing it out of l.A. I was the undercover agent, but the informant that I used in that case was a female that the Canadian
Starting point is 01:40:02 dealers, the heroin dealers put out $100,000 contract on the informant. So we were going to move her into the witness protection program. I really like Helen. And she just recently passed away. But she was a nice lady, but she was a lady of the evening. She was a hooker. She was a high line hooker.
Starting point is 01:40:26 And she knew all the Canadian drug dealer, many of the Canadian drug dealers and was big into the trade in Southern California. And she ended up becoming an informant. I talk about it in my book, how that came about. And she introduced me to Daryl, and we ended up taking Daryl down and two of his associates, a very major operation that they were the biggest distributors of China white heroin in Canada. So the Canadians were so happy when we took him down. But he put out $100,000 contract on Helen.
Starting point is 01:41:09 And before Helen went into the witness protection bro, she had been Robert Salas's boyfriend. And so we just had some real issues with the Daryl Simpson case. And Helen, as we were about to kind of wrap that up and put her into the program, She said, one day she said, Bob, would you like to do Robert? And I said, oh, Helen, you know, you've been through so much. You've done so much. And she said, no, you and Debbie have done so much for me.
Starting point is 01:41:40 Because there was a day. You should probably have my wife on the show. But the witness protection program is not TV, where they snatch you out of your podcast studio. They cut your hair, they shave, they give you a new nose. you know, and all this. And then they, they, they, they move you down to Laredo, Texas or something like that. It doesn't work like that. So we, we pulled her out. She was staying in a motel close to where we live because we, we were waiting for the Marshal Service to get all their paperwork together. And it was taking about three weeks. Now, there's a $100,000 contract on this woman's life.
Starting point is 01:42:21 And she, she, her and her son are staying in this motel and everything. thing. And I can't remember what holiday it was, whether it was Memorial Day, Fourth of July, whatever, but we were having a church picnic. And Debbie takes our two kids at the church picnic, and I show up a little bit later with the hooker and her son to the church picnic. And our church, everybody just knew that she had had some problems, and they just welcomed her with open arms. and she talked about that, how nice everyone was, and how much she enjoyed that church picnic. But it was like, you took the hooker to the church picnic.
Starting point is 01:43:06 So anyway, Helen was so pleased with that. So she agrees to introduce me to Robert Salas. And Robert spoke very broken English. The first time we met was at a fast food restaurant. down in Santa Monica, which is on the beach in California. I told him I was a stunt coordinator. I always have a Hollywood. Some Hollywood thing here.
Starting point is 01:43:34 I told him I was a stunt coordinator. And I'd call my buddy at Universal. I said, where are you guys shooting today? And they said, oh, down at Santa Monica. So I told Robert, this is where I was going to be. You pull into the parking lot. I just badge on my way into the parking lot. I'm there.
Starting point is 01:43:52 You can, you know, with Hollywood, with the. films. They got all the trucks and all the cameras and the lighting set up. So it looks really important. And he's meeting me just a block down the street. So I just, I just, he sees me walking off the lot coming across the street and meeting with him. And we talk and we agree. He's got, he has access to uncut heroin. I mean, and this, this stuff was close to 100% pure. So we set up the, we negotiate about doing that and setting up the, for that deal. Later on, we have a second meeting in a downtown place in Los Angeles as an outdoor restaurant. And we sit down and I think I had videotape.
Starting point is 01:44:52 I know I had surveillance agents. but he starts talking and I get up, I apologize, I get up and I move on to the other side of him. And I said, I'm sorry, but I said, I did a fire gag and blew out my eardrum. I can't hear out of this ear. So this is my good ear. So when I couldn't understand him, you know,
Starting point is 01:45:12 it was like, how much an ounce? Hold on a recorder, yeah. So he'd keep getting him to repeat. Oh, wow. That's really clever. That is really good. You bought off on this. So then we have a third meeting at the Bonaventure Hotel.
Starting point is 01:45:26 And I can't remember the name of the movie, but it's the glass elevator. And I want to say it's a Bruce Willis movie where they're shooting up the guys in the glass elevator and everything. So we're meeting there with the glass elevator and everything. And I have a female agent that I asked. She was new to the squad. And I just said, hey, just cover me. And I don't need you to shoot me. I just, or to shoot anybody, I just, we just need you to write up a report that you observe
Starting point is 01:45:59 this meeting going down. Well, if you and I were going to lunch, I'm going to prefer to have my back to the wall so that I can see everything that's going on. But when you're undercover, a lot of times you let the bad guy have the wall and you don't see what's going on behind you. Because if you try to make a play for it, it's like, why are you doing this? So I would often let the bad guy have that wild-de-hick-oxed or, you know. Just pick whatever.
Starting point is 01:46:27 Yeah. So I would let him. And we're talking and we're discussing this drug deal, this heroin deal, more details and everything. And all of a sudden he goes, goodbye. And I turned around and it's the freaking female FBI agent. And I said, what's that all about? out. He said, I don't know, but that cheek has been staring at me the whole time we sat down here. And I looked and I looked back and I said, you know what, you look like Eric Estrada.
Starting point is 01:47:02 I bet she thought you were Eric Estrada. I'm almost surprised she didn't come over and ask for an autograph. He goes, really? You think I look like Eric? And I was like, golly, you know. This new girl almost blew it for you. Oh, my gosh. But then eventually we arrest Robert and two other people on the heroin deal. Wow. No.
Starting point is 01:47:29 He got 15 years. That was one of the greatest lines in court, Judge Loughlin Waters, the defense was trying to make up. We could probably do another whole podcast on this other case that resulted. in Ninth Circuit Court of Appeal decisions and all this kind of stuff. But they're trying to raise the same arguments in the Robert Salas, Rick DeSantis case, about my conduct, gross governmental misconduct is what they're trying to argue. And it involved Helen introducing me because Helen was a hooker. And so they were making a big deal out of the fact that she was a hooker.
Starting point is 01:48:18 It doesn't make sense, and you don't want to even go into all the details. But Loughlin Waters has got the glasses lower on the nose, and he looks down, he goes, Counsel, when the scene is set in hell, don't expect angels to be singing in the choir. He's like, yes. That's a bar. That's a line. Wow. That's a cut, print.
Starting point is 01:48:40 And so they, those two guys got convicted. Wow. But Salas was the acting head. And so many guys, so many different agencies had gone after him and just, I even, it was kind of one of those, some other agencies called me up and said, I can't believe you did him. You know, that was great. And so that always makes you feel good when. Your peers are kids.
Starting point is 01:49:06 Yeah, yeah, when you peer, it's not, I don't need another letter from some administrator congratulating me. But when a peer says something like that. I didn't bring this picture, but I got an anonymous picture in the mail. And I think I know who it was a sheriff's deputy who sent it to me, but it's a picture of Robert naked on a bed. And it was something that they took in prison that he sent to some girlfriend that they seized. No. But, like, okay, so how many people have a picture of the acting head of Mexican Mafia that's... What an insane life.
Starting point is 01:49:45 I mean, this is just so crazy. Thank you so much for sharing all these stories, brother. I really do appreciate this. Thanks for having me. Yeah, absolutely. Let's do this again. See you next time.

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