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Episode Date: January 14, 2026Today we dive deep into the chilling history of Vlad the Impaler—from years as a child prisoner and his connection to the Dracula legend to his horrifying rise to power, his infamous torture methods..., and the mysterious circumstances surrounding his death. Welcome to HISTORY CAMP! 🏕️Shoutout to our sponsors: Flakes Visit https://byeflakes.com and use code 'CAMP' to get 20% off, a free scalp brush, and a 30-day money-back guarantee.👕🧢 SHOP CAMP MERCH HERE: http://camp-rd.com🎟️ 🎫 Comedy Tour Tickets Here: https://markgagnonlive.com🎩👽 Daily Dose Of History Here: https://www.dailytodayinhistory.com😳 Follow Our Comedy ChannelTimestamps:0:00 Vlad’s Dracula Connection2:54 Wallachia Empire4:30 Vlad Becomes a Child Prisoner8:31 Rise of Vlad the Impaler11:12 Vlad’s Easter Dinner13:32 Vlad’s Torture Methods15:17 Attempt to Assassinate the Sultan16:45 Discovery of Impaled Corpses17:56 Vlad’s Horrifying Prison Hobbies19:43 Mysterious Death of Vlad The Impaler24:57 The Scholarly Thoughts#history #podcast #war #battle #historyfacts #camping #film #mystery #education #educational #educationalvideo
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All right, picture this. You're in an army of 100,000 of your closest soldier friends.
You guys just conquered Constantinople itself, and now you're standing frozen in horror.
You're not facing another army, you're staring at something that no amount of battle experience could ever prepare you for.
You're looking at 20,000 people dying on wooden stakes, arranged in circles for miles around a city.
The commander, Sultan Mehmed II, one of history's greatest conquerors, looks at the
this nightmare and says, I cannot take the land of a man who does such things. The man who created
this horrifying scene was real, and his name was Vlad III. And his story is far more terrifying
than any vampire legend. This is the true story of how a boy's childhood trauma transformed
him into one of history's most brutal rulers, and how his methods were so extreme, they made
empires turn around and go home. So, sit back, relax.
And welcome to History Camp.
What's up, people, and welcome back to History Camp.
My name is Mark Gagnon, and thank you so much for joining me in my tent where every single
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I am a massive history fan.
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But I like to just do deep dives on all the crazy stuff, the dark stuff, the weird stuff that's gone on.
Now, of course, the show is not possible without you, the viewers at home, making this thing possible, keeping the fire burning.
And more importantly, equally as importantly, it's not possible that, my dear friend Christos Paccadapodos.
rocking his typical beanie, his great look, his beard looking full as ever. How are you,
Chrisos? All right, all right, Chrisis, we can't jump into your personal life and going through all
your tales of, oh, I'm linking up with these women. Oh, I'm, I started this company. I'm making
this much money. Look, the people don't care about your escapades and the wealth you've accrued,
okay? They want to talk about Vlad the Impaler, which was your nickname in college. Is that true or not?
I cannot confirm. All right, Chrysos, this is why people are.
people tell you to just, just shut it, all right?
Because it's really starting to grate on everyone, not just me.
We're talking about Vlad the Impaler, all right?
If you never heard of this guy, maybe you've heard of Dracula, okay?
And when you think of Dracula, you're probably thinking of, like, I don't know,
the weird little vampire guy that comes across the hallway, which scared me so much as a kid.
That guy freaked me out.
And this was like a creature that would, you know, burn in the sunlight and drink blood through his fangs.
and it was afraid of garlic and crosses.
He was afraid of Italians, I think.
That's really what he was afraid of.
He was like, Jesus and garlic, no.
But the guy that Bram Stoker made this movie about
based the character on a real person
who was more horrifying than the fictional monster, in my opinion.
And this is a guy known as Vlad III,
aka Vlad the Impaler.
Now, Vlad the Third ruled a small region
that's now known as Romania.
At the time,
was called Velakia.
Also in English, we'd say just like
Wallachia or Wallachia.
I'm going to try to stay true and pronounce it the
right way. Valachia. And this
was basically a small region that he ruled
in the 1400s. And history remembers him
by a nickname that describes
exactly what
he did. Vlad the Impaler.
And, you know, vampire stories
talk about the undead coming up from graves
and stuff like that. The legend
speaks of drinking blood and historical
records document something way worse. And this was
a ruler who literally perfected torture. So in order to understand this guy Vlad and why he was so
obsessed with impaling his enemies onto stakes and parading them around the city, you need to
understand the world that he was born into, all right? And that year was 1431. And Europe, as always,
was being torn apart. So the Ottoman Empire was expanding westward, and it was just unstoppable.
One by one, these Christian kingdoms were falling. And Constantinople, the legendary Byzantine capital that
stood for over a thousand years was on the verge of collapse. The balance of power between Christianity
and Islam was shifting dramatically and caught directly in the middle of this struggle was a little
region that we call Wallachia and the small principality that basically served as a buffer zone
between the Ottoman Empire and the Christians in Hungary. Now, Wallachia's position made it valuable
to both sides, but it was also incredibly dangerous to rule. So every prince who sat on the throne
had to perform a constant balancing act, trying to keep both of these powerful neighboring countries
with these different ideologies and political forces satisfied while maintaining some independence.
I think there's probably an analog with Poland here, right? You have Western Hemegony of,
or Hamat.
Oh, my goodness. Thank you, Christos. This is why I keep it around. Western hegemony of, you know,
like NATO forces in Western Europe. And then you have, obviously, the USSR, slash.
Russia on the east side and Poland is just poor Poland, just stuck in the middle.
And as a result, Poland today has a very robust military.
So this is kind of what Vlad was dealing with, just the ancient version of that.
So this was the inheritance that was waiting for Vlad, not just the throne, but also a deadly political
situation where one wrong move means invasion, assassination, losing your entire nation to, you know,
ambitious Christians and Hungary or, you know, the strong and courageous Muslims that are coming
from the other side. So winter came to a small town known as Sigiswara in Transylvania in 1431
and in a stone house marked with a dragon symbol, a woman gave birth to a baby boy named Vlad.
His father, also Vlad, Vlad, the second of Dracul, belonged to an elite order of Christian knights
called the Order of the Dragon.
Ugh, that's awesome, right?
And the word Dracul literally means
dragon in Romanian. So people
naturally called his son, Dracula,
the son of the dragon. It's kind of like a cute little nickname.
You know, it's like chicharito.
You know, that's all it is.
Hosito, that's all. But it's
Draculaito. Now, young Vlad
is growing up, learning the harsh realities
of medieval politics and how to
govern a tenuous nation state
stuck between Iraq
in a hard place.
But um, get it?
That's pretty good.
Bam-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-o.
Now, as you can imagine, power in this situation comes from one source, and that's fear.
And you need people with fear, and fear came from the ability to inflict pain.
But the real lesson that would shape him into the monster that we know and love today hadn't
started yet.
Everything changes in 1442 when Vlad is 11 years old.
Sultan Marad II invited Vlad's father to what was supposed to be a human.
diplomatic meeting. But, as most of these diplomatic meetings tend to be, whether it's Montezuma
or others, it was a trap. And the moment that Vlad Dracool crossed into Ottoman territory with his
two youngest sons, 11-year-old Vlad and 7-year-old Radu, the guards arrested them. The Sultan gave
Dracul an impossible choice. Leave your sons here as prisoners to guarantee your loyalty or watch
us execute them immediately. Now, Dracul.
chose to save himself. He wrote away and he left his own flesh and blood behind in the Ottoman Empire.
Literally, he did the meme. Leave your kids two, three years, Ottoman Empire, forget.
He left them, bro, and he forgot him. Isn't that crazy? And these guys just started learning the UFC,
Jiu-Jitsu. This is old school Dagestan, is what I'm saying. Now, Vlad watched his, you know,
father kind of just disappear into the distance, and that moment ended his childhood.
He literally was stuck there.
Now, the Ottoman court claimed that they treated noble prisoners very well.
They offered education and multiple languages and philosophy and military tactics.
And this proved true for Radu, who adapted really quickly.
He learned Turkish, converted to Islam and became a favorite in the court.
But Vlad, oh, Vlad.
He refused to cooperate.
He was not playing ball.
He insulted his tutors and he wouldn't study the Quran and he attacked other prisoners who mocked Christianity.
And he just stuck to his guns.
The Ottomans had methods for, you know, breaking stubborn children.
And typically it would be things like timeout and spanking and starvation and beating and isolation and other stuff that wasn't great.
Okay.
But Vlad wouldn't bend.
Now, during his captivity, Vlad witnessed something that would define his future.
All right.
The Ottomans used impalement as an execution in this time period.
This was a method for special enemies, people who deserve not just death, but days of public suffering.
So young Vlad, around 12 years old, watched as.
executioners made this process last as long as possible. He observed how keeping the stake
dull prevented a quick death, and he learned that the proper angling could keep victims alive for
days at a time. And, you know, as a child, he stood there memorizing every detail of this
traumatic and horrific sight. Meanwhile, back in Volakia, disaster struck. Like I said, this region is
stuck between two empires that are very angry. So the Ottomans were cool because they had these, you know,
these children in prison and, you know, Dracul was loyal to the Ottomans, but that didn't stop
the Hungarians, specifically a Hungarian regent called John Huniari. Now, Vlad's older brother,
Mercia II, was captured in the capital city, and Mercia II was seized by local nobles
and members of the Saxon elite, and they basically turned against the house of Dracul in
favor of Juniadi's candidate for the throne. So Mercia, literally Vlad's older brother,
uh, is captured and tortured and they're, he's blinded with red, hot iron pokers that are going
to his eyes and they subsequently bury him alive. Pretty brutal stuff. Now, Vlad, the second,
aka Dracul, the father was then assassinated shortly thereafter in the marshes nearby. And so 16 year old
Vlad receives the news from, you know, basically inside of his Ottoman captivity that he's been
fighting and his reaction disturbed the guards. He didn't cry. He didn't rage. The cruelty that Vlad
endured and witnessed turned him into a monster. He was formed in the darkness and as a result
had no reaction and just disassociated, buried it deep down and that rage was burning inside of him.
The Ottomans didn't realize what six years of, you know, imprisonment slash noble torture, if you can call it that, had created. It didn't create a broken child. It made something far more dangerous. So in 1448, the Ottomans decided that Vlad could be useful. They released him with a small military force to claim his father's throne. Yes. They literally were like, yeah, we're going to send you out to go cause problems and you're going to go upend the throne there and you're going to, you know, basically do our bidding. Now, his first reign,
only lasted two months before enemies actually drove him out.
But even in that brief time, 17-year-old Vlad displayed an unusual cruelty.
And for the next eight years, Vlad served in various armies and learned everything there was
to know about warfare.
He even fought alongside that same guy, John Huniati, the man who had killed his father
because, you know, revenge could wait, but understanding warfare couldn't.
So as a result, he studied fortress construction and cavalry and psychological warfare.
and most importantly, he built a network of supporters who shared his hatred of both the Ottomans
and Valachia's, you know, treacherous nobility that assassinate his father and, you know, tortured and killed his brother.
Now, in 1456, with Hungarian backing, Vlad invaded Valachia again.
And this time, he succeeded.
The current ruler, Vladislav II, challenged him to a single kind of hand-to-hand combat.
And according to Chronicles, Vlad didn't just defeat him.
slowly saw it through his neck while he was still conscious. Yeah. And now comes one of history's
most calculated massacres. 1457. And what better day to do it than Easter Sunday? Vlad invited
hundreds of what they call Boyar families, basically the nobles of Valachia that, you know, the same people
that basically betrayed his entire family lineage. And he invited them to a feast at the palace.
And these were the same people that literally killed his father, killed his brother, and they arrived in their finest clothes, believing that the new prince wanted peace and that they could maybe, you know, work with him and sway him and bribe him and that they could all be really nice. Now, during the feast, Vlad stands up and he asks a simple question. He says, how many princes have you seen rule of Velagia in your lifetime? And he went around the table and the answer is varied, right? Some people were like, oh, five, 20, some of the real old.
Old nobles said, oh, 30.
Each answer was a confession.
These people had survived by constantly switching sides,
going with the person who was in power and just appeasing them,
just sick of fence to whoever was in power.
And as a result, they betrayed every ruler and every new ruler.
And so Vlad gave a signal.
And when he gave the signal, soldiers burst through the doors and chained everyone up.
He ordered the elderly to be impaled immediately in the courtyard.
and what happened next varies depending on which chronicle you read.
Some sources say that he ordered the elderly impaled immediately in the courtyard.
Others claim that he fired artillery directly at the gathered nobles.
Still, other accounts say that he handed them over to angry mobs who then just tore them apart.
What's consistent across all the versions is that many of them were killed on the spot,
while the younger and stronger ones were forced to march to a ruined castle and rebuild it stone by stone,
working until their fancy, ostentatious clothes rotted off their bodies.
And when they collapsed from exhaustion, they were too impaled.
Then, in 1459, the Saxon city of Brasov made a fatal error.
They harbored all of Vlad's enemies.
He sent a warning, and they ignored it.
So what does Vlad do?
He's got to get it back in blood.
Yeah, this guy holds a grudge.
So Vlad basically arrived with an army and transformed the city into a display.
play of horror. Just literally, men, women, children were all impaled in organized rows. And according
to German Chronicles, he set up a dining table amongst the dying in eight while surrounded by
thousands of victims in various stages of death. And the numbers are staggering. Historians
estimate that Vlad killed between 40 and 80,000 people during his reign. And a principality of only
500,000, that's literally one in five people. And unlike distant dictators who would give orders and
kind of leave the mess of, you know, death and horror kind of to the soldiers and just stay away from it.
Vlad personally supervised executions and developed variations of impalement based on the victim's
supposed crimes. So in 1462, Sultan Mehmet II, the conqueror of Constantinople demanded tribute
from Velahia, including 500 boys for the Janissary Corps. Now, Vlad's response was very defiant
when Ottoman envoys refused to remove their turbans in his presence, citing a religious custom, like, hey, we're not going to take off our religious garb.
Vlad had the turbans nailed to their skulls with iron spikes.
They were then sent back to Constantinople alive and used as a warning.
Now, take this incident as a persistent legend, likely rooted in 15th century propaganda.
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And sources vary from 150,000 or 300,000.
I mean, massive, massive numbers of troops.
And Vlad had perhaps like 30,000 troops at most.
He wasn't going to win a conventional battle.
So he employed a scorched earth tactic.
The Ottomans found every field burned.
Every well was poison.
Every village evacuated.
They marched through a desolate wasteland, unlike anything they had seen before.
And on June 17th, 1462, Vlad attempted this crazy undercover night raid to assassinate Mehmed in his tent.
Vlad and his soldiers disguised themselves as Turkish soldiers to infiltrate the Ottoman camp undetected.
With the small force disguised in enemy uniforms, Vlad snuck into the Ottoman camp in the middle of the night.
However, they entered on the side of the camp filled with pack animals and supplies, which caused them to get lost in the confusion.
And in the darkness and the chaos, they finally reached what they believed was the Sultan's tent, but it turned out to be the wrong tent.
Ah.
So instead of finding Mehmed, they discovered the Grand Fizer.
Now, the assassination failed.
Some accounts suggest that after realizing their mistake, that Vlad's men set fire to tents throughout the camp, creating just a mass panic.
And as the soldiers woke up to flames and chaos, Vladivus men basically escaped, you know, as the entire Ottoman army was mobilizing.
Now, the next day, as Mehmed's army approached, the capital of Valhahia, they discovered something that would become legendary.
For miles around the city stood an estimated 20,000 dull wooden posts sticking up out of the ground, 20,000 stakes, each holding a human corpse or a dying person.
Turkish soldiers, Bulgarian Muslims, Volahian traders, all arranged neatly.
And the smell made these hardened warriors vomit.
And the sight of this type of horror made some of them cry.
Ottoman morale collapsed.
Hardened Ottoman soldiers were horrified by the sight of their comrades,
including high-ranking commanders like Hamza Pasha, the Bay of Nicopolis,
left to rot on these stakes.
Mammat II reportedly expressed amazement at Vlad's ruthlessness,
stating he could not take the land of a man who practiced such unnatural governance.
Now, Sultan Mehmet II, staring at this literal forest of death,
shifted his strategy to ensure Vlad's downfall.
The conqueror of Constantinople retreated.
Now, Sultan Mehmed II had retreated, but he had a strategy.
He had a plan that, I don't know of Vlad fully anticipated.
So as the Ottomans left, they left Vlad's brother Radu behind with the troops.
Now, you'll remember Radu was one of the others who went and lived in the Ottoman Empire throughout his childhood and assimilated and eventually took Shahada, became Muslim, and was a useful regent amongst the Sultan's army.
Now, Radu basically offered the Vlahans a choice.
He came and said, hey, support me.
I'm the rightful heir to the throne.
And you guys can all live peacefully, right?
Like I have a noble bloodline.
We're going to all be cool.
No one's going to die anymore.
Or you can follow my brother.
And eventually, all you guys are going to be on, you know, wooden stakes dying to scare off other armies.
Your choice.
So Vlad's own nobles completely abandoned him.
And his army effectively dissolved.
So by August 1462, Vlad fled to Hungary, seeking help from King Matthias Corvitus.
But Matthias had been communicating with the Ottomans.
Vlad was then arrested and imprisoned for 12 years.
Even in prison, Vlad's obsession continued.
It is alleged that Garz reported finding dead rats impaled on wood splinters within his cell.
Small birds were captured and skewered on sharpened quills.
He created like miniature impalement displays with insects.
Literally like a, you ever do those dioramas where you like make like a shoebox thing?
He was doing that with torture and impalement.
And then when they asked him why, he said that he didn't want his skills to deteriorate.
Now, this sounds a lot like 15th century political propaganda, so take the guards allegations with a grand assault.
Now, in 1476, political circumstances changed.
Hungary needed allies against the Ottomans.
Vlad was then released, given a Hungarian noblewoman as a wife, which, I mean, tough look for her.
They're like, hey, you're going to get married off with the impaler guy.
And he was like, ugh, all right, if I have to.
And as a result, he was then provided troops to now reclaim Velakia, and now his third reign began.
Now in his 40s, the cruelty hadn't diminished.
It had just gotten stronger.
He'd been in prison for like a decade.
So the impalments resumed immediately.
He forced families to watch each other die in sequence.
He developed techniques to keep victims alive for up to a week.
And in December 1476, while marching with a small force, Vlad met his end.
how exactly he died is still a historical debate. No one really knows. Some Romanian sources claim that his own nobles betrayed him and assassinated him, tired of serving such a brutal tyrant. Other accounts say that he died fighting Ottoman troops who overwhelmed his small force. The most dramatic version, probably my favorite, is the one supported by several chronicles, that he fell in battle, sword in hand, his head severed from his body by Turkish soldiers. Now, regardless of which version is true,
Vlad the impaler is no more.
The Turks carried his head to Constantinople where Sultan Mem of the second had it displayed
on a stake above the city gates.
The impaler himself had finally been impaled, even if only in death.
Now, Vlad's body was supposedly buried at Snagov Monastery, but when archaeologists
opened the tomb in 1931, it was empty.
The mystery of his final resting place is still a mystery.
It's unsolved to this day.
And the real horror of Vlad's legacy isn't found in vampire fiction.
It's how do we remember him?
Today in Romania, Vlad is like a folk hero.
There are statues that are in his honor.
His face is on tourist merchandise.
And many Romanians praise him as a defender of Christianity
who stood up against Ottoman invasion,
conveniently overlooking the forest of dead and dying bodies that he created.
Now, this reveals something that's pretty strange, right?
Like, we're willing to excuse almost anything if the person was fighting on our side, right?
Like, we focus on victories and we just ignore the victims.
And we basically just say, like, hey, the ends justify the means.
And if you had to kill a couple thousand of our own people plus some Ottoman invaders, da-da-da-da-da.
If you're fighting for us, that's all it matters.
Now, what's interesting is that medieval records from multiple nations, from German, Russian, Turkish, Hungarian sources, they all paint the same picture.
This wasn't a harsh but necessary ruler.
This was someone who literally found pleasure in torture and in prolonging suffering.
And other medieval rulers would use execution as a tool, sure, but Vlad was different.
He was using it as like personal sadistic entertainment.
And as a result, modern psychologists that would study historical records literally classify Vlad as a sadistic personality who likely was shaped by years of abandonment and severe childhood trauma.
I mean, six years of captivity, torture, forced observation of executions transformed this young boy into something completely monstrous.
I mean, the Ottomans impaled their enemies, but Vlad, I mean, Vlad was built different, bro.
He impaled everyone, often for trivial reasons, no reasons at all, right?
I mean, the real Dracula didn't fear crosses or garlic or sunlight.
He didn't need supernatural powers or the ability to live hundreds of years or to drink blood.
he was way scarier and, you know, that with basically enough childhood trauma and unchecked
power and a grudge and a vendetta and just a man who had been broken so many times that a human
being can become literally more monstrous than the myth. Now, Vlad the third, aka Vlad the Impaler,
died in winter 1476, but his legacy lived far beyond him. I mean, every dictator who rules
through terror, every person who finds pleasure in another person's pain,
they are in some ways reminiscent of this person, of the impaler, the man who created hell on earth
and called it justice or, you know, ruling by any means necessary. And what's crazy is that the
terror tactics worked for a short period of time. The Ottomans hesitated to invade Velahia for
years after his death. And his name literally became a curse that Turkish mothers used to use to
frighten children like, oh, you better behave or Vlad will come in the night. He was so
terrible that even conquering armies would just walk away rather than face what he might do.
But maybe here's what we remember, right? That Vlad didn't win because his methods were right.
He really didn't win at all. And that was because he was doing something so brutal that even the
people that were sworn to support him eventually jumped ship. Now, the forest of corpses outside
of his palace was a statement about ultimately what humans are capable of when trauma and power
and cruelty all combine into one.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of Vlad the Impaler.
I mean, yeah, brutal guy.
I mean, that goes without saying, right?
I mean, it's like, yeah, all right.
Like, I don't, like, I think it's a good lesson because, like, I think people kind of,
like, romanticize him as like a folk hero, which I get, you know what I mean?
Like, Alexander the Great, whoa, he was great.
Like, Angus Khan, the greatest ruler ever.
He killed everybody.
but also like these guys do terrible things
and Vlad I think is uniquely terrible
or like even dictators and tyrants after him
would like read about Vlad the Impaler
and be like yeah I know I'm Hitler but I'm not Vlad
you know I mean like I'm Napoleon but I'm not Vlad like I'm not that guy
and I think that's I think the important lesson is that it didn't work
that he led by fear but he was too feared he didn't do enough for his people he didn't
emboldened them enough that they said like oh we can trust him we'll fight for him
He was like too, he's almost like Nero or like Caligula.
You know what I mean?
Like he's almost like just so egotistical and sadistic and evil that even the people that are supporting him say, yeah, we're not going to support you anymore.
It was Caligula that was killed by his own guards in like the alleyway under like that big festival, right?
So literally he's like kind of the same mold.
Like, okay, you want people to fear you.
You want everyone to be like, oh, that's the baddest man ever.
So it's kind of like the Machiavellian thing
of like, would you rather be feared or loved?
And as Michael Scott would say,
you want people to fear how much they love you?
Exactly.
That low-key might be the right answer.
Like, it's funny because it's from the office.
But like, I don't think you can rule by fear alone.
Because if you're so terrifying,
your own people are going to be like, yeah, we're out.
We're just going to roll with Radu,
who's not trying to kill all of us,
who, yeah, we might lose a war,
but I'd rather lose a war than win a war
and then get impaled anyway.
You know what I mean? So I don't know. It's a pretty dark story. It's also interesting that like, you know, you have Christians. I would be like, nah, Vladlin Payer. Like he supported. Like he rocked with us. And it's like, yeah, but he was also killing Hungarians. Like he was killing Christians. He was killing Valachians, aka Romanian, he was killing everybody. I don't think he was an ideologue that was a defender of, you know, the Christian faith. I think he was a sadistic tyrant that wanted to kill and see bloodshed in any way possible in order to maintain.
and his power, which I don't know.
I think if Jesus came back and walked up to Velocchio,
I don't think he'd be like,
this guy figured it out.
He did it.
You know what I mean?
I mean, Jesus of all people
who literally died from being impaled.
I think it's pretty ironic that this guy was like,
the way I'm going to control my empire
and preserve Christianity is kill people the way
that the savior of all humanity also died.
I think he should have read his Bible more.
Yep.
What do you think, Chris says?
First of all, shout out to Patrick,
our editor from Romania for his suggestion.
thing this topic. That's a good point. Shout out to young Pat, the Romanian himself. He probably was
excited. He was like, dude, we're going to have Mark and Chrysos talk about Vlad, do some research
on the impaler himself, and they're going to be like, dude, Romanians are sick. Psych. Fun fact,
I have a lot of Romanian ancestry. Wow. Did you know that? You might be related to Patrick.
I might be related to Vlad. Sure. I might be an impaler, dude. I might be a spiritual descendant of
those bloodthirsty tyrants of the medieval times. This giving him a Hungarian wife,
What did she do to deserve that?
Good thing he died shortly thereafter, though.
I mean, could you imagine her story?
She must have did like a tell-all book.
After he died, she must have done a book tour like being Mrs. Impaler.
And like she was just like, oh, he was crazy.
Like she probably did a crazy book.
She probably had a podcast.
If this was the modern day, she would have 100% had a podcast at a book tour.
Netflix deal.
Netflix tight leather pants.
Yep.
She probably would have been out here, dude.
I don't know, dude.
Being married to Vladian Paler is a tough.
look. But it's also interesting how these medieval like alliances work that they're like, hey,
you have your kingdom. We're going to take your sons. That way you're going to be loyal to us.
And at the end of the day, it worked. Sultan Mehmed had that shit dialed because he was like,
we're going to take your son. We're going to say both your sons. Even though one of your sons became
like one of the most ruthless tyrants of the time, your other son ultimately is what upended his
rule. And our strategy worked. They're like, we trained this kid from
six years old. He became Muslim. He became
an Ottoman ideologue. He supported the
Sultan. And we used him to get rid of
your other son who was also under a tutelage
that became a psycho.
You know, the good with the bad.
Yep. All in one family.
All in one family, right?
But it's just also brutal like what happens, right?
Because like Volacchia gets conquered
by the Hungarians in the first place and
his brother and his dad get crushed.
With that said,
Dracula is a sick name.
Yep. I mean, one of the baddest names.
in the game, dude, the house of the dragon.
Sick.
Sick, right?
I mean, if he wasn't such a terrible guy, I'd be like, oh, dude, that's awesome.
I mean, even, I'm starting to get the Romanians, dude.
I'm like, dude, this guy was sick as hell.
He was kind of a bad man, bad mon ting.
Bad mon tings, you know, you heard?
Shout out to my Jamaicans.
But, yeah, dude, I'm glad the impaler.
I'm just, I don't know.
Democracy's not perfect, but it's better than having a bad king.
I mean, nothing worse.
It's like, why are you in charge?
You're like, well, my dad was in charge
and his dad was in charge, and I'm a psycho.
They're like, ah, really?
That's what we...
Like, you could have had a good king
and things would have worked out.
But yeah, it's a...
It was a dastardly time.
I wonder if there's ever people
in just like a medieval village,
like, somewhere near Valacia
that never heard about any of this.
Like, they just lived in their little town
and then, like, they popped in, like,
the main town to, like, trade for milk one day,
and they were like, he did what?
No.
Really?
That was it.
He did that.
Wow.
Do you think Romanian...
education teaches about Vlad the Impaler.
That's a great question. If you're remaining, you're watching this, or if you're named
Patrick and you happen to edit for our channel, let me know. You either shoot me a text or just
comment on this video. You're probably going to edit it, so let me know what you think.
Also, if you're just remaining in general, did you hear about Vlad the Impaler? Is this something
that was taught to you guys? What is the relationship with Vlad? I'm trying to think if there's an
American, like, proxy. You know what I mean? Like, I mean, uh-oh. I mean, none of the American
founding fathers were as bad. Sure, some of them had slay.
So they weren't Vlad the impaler.
You know what I mean?
But like, he's almost remembered for how bad he was
and people kind of like that.
So like who was our version?
It's basically like Bain or like the Joker.
Vlad is the Joker.
Like Americans will be like,
oh, dude, Vlad's crazy.
Why do Romanians like him?
You like the Joker, bro.
He's exploding hospitals.
He's just causing so much chaos all over the place
and people like the Joker the most.
So I'm like, if you can like the Joker,
you can understand why Romanians like Vlad.
Right?
I think that's fair.
Sure.
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