Camp Gagnon - Launching Herbal Esctasy in the United States...with the CIA?!

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

Shaahin Cheyene is an award winning entrepreneur, writer and filmmaker who invented and sold an herbal supplement in the 90's rave scene that netted him hundreds of millions of dollars as a teenager. ...Today, he's in the tent to tell us about how he started his business, the opposition he faced from some of the countries biggest corporations trying to put him out of business and ALL the crazy stories he experienced along the way. WELCOME TO CAMP! 🏕️ FREE NEWSLETTER HERE: https://camp.beehiiv.com/ Shoutout to our sponsors Magicspoon, Morgan & Morgan and Bluechew. MagicSpoon: https://magicspoon.com/camp TIMECODES 0:00 Intro 1:14 Shaahin’s Early Life 7:20 Shaahin Meets His Mentor 12:25 Going To Raves 16:58 Cooking First Batch + Making First Sale 21:36 Why Use Herbs and Vitamins? 25:52 Positive and Negatives of Ephedra 31:56 Starting The Business 34:22 Touring With Red Hot Chili Peppers 35:40 Realizing The Magnitude of His Business 39:53 How Shaahin Made First 100k 44:28 Bringing Salvia To America 52:21 CIA Salvia Operation 54:45 Salvia With Terrence McKenna 1:00:28 Getting Stolen From + No Accountant 1:04:07 Dumbest Purchases + Reconnecting w/ Parents 1:06:10 Relationships With Women + Ride or Die 1:08:50 Most Money Made In a Year 1:09:40 Empire Begins To Crumble 1:13:13 Leaving Herbal E + Shaahin’s Mentor Today 1:15:38 The Cult of Herbal E 1:19:17 The Bodhi Tree + Dating Cult Goddess 1:25:56 The Law of Attraction 1:33:47 Commonality Between Fame 1:35:23 Being Threatened By Japanese Gang 1:41:09 Shaahin’s Belief On God + Ayahuasca Trip 1:51:32 First Time At Burning Man 1:52:18 Making The First Vape 1:54:29 Ed Hardy Parties 1:56:30 Starting Selling on Amazon 2:07:41 Joy of Having a Kid 2:11:14 Check Out Shaahin’s Work

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Starting point is 00:00:00 At Lalapalooza, we did over a million dollars per show in cash. I had to buy vans to carry the cash back to L.A. from every tour stop because I didn't know what the fuck to do. This is Shaheen Chayin, and he built a billion-dollar drug empire legally. That's right. He has an absolutely fascinating story. He's going to take us through the entire process, how he grew up in Iran, eventually moving to America, getting involved in the rave scene in Southern California, and how he eventually developed a legal product to replace E, how he took it to market, made over a billion dollars, and ultimately how it all came crumbling down.
Starting point is 00:00:39 They're not expecting some snotnose teenager making hundreds of millions of dollars, completely unregulated, taking away their market share. Fights with the government being backstabbed by his closest friends and partners and everything he learned along the way. So, if you're interested in his philosophy on wealth, entrepreneurship, and how you too could maybe even build a, I don't know, a billion dollar drug empire if you're interested.
Starting point is 00:01:05 This is the episode for you. Welcome to camp. Shaheen, thank you so much, brother. I really appreciate you being here, man. I've been looking through a couple of your interviews, and I've done a little bit of research on your background and this wild web of a world that you've created for yourself. So I'm curious, are you a drug dealer or a cult leader
Starting point is 00:01:34 neither or kind of both. Well, I love the way that sounds. These days, I'm much more boring than that. I'm a businessman, an entrepreneur. I start companies and eventually get them to the point of where I sell them. But the story that you're thinking of is from the 90s. And in the 90s, as a teenager, I invented a magic pill and ended up selling over a billion dollars. We did over a billion dollars in revenue.
Starting point is 00:02:04 and it was one of the largest supplements in history created an entire movement behind it, hence the name cult, or my book, Billy and How I Became King of the Thoreau Pelt, which is going to be made into a movie soon. Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm super excited about it. Paris Hilton's company 1110 is backing it. So it's going to be a super film. And the book is out too.
Starting point is 00:02:28 But basically the story is that I was 15 and kind of a, a, tough situation, left home and trying to figure out what I wanted to do. I got involved in the rave scene. Living in Los Angeles in the 90s. Yeah. Okay. Living in LA in the 90s, we moved here, you know, was Iranian immigrants. We moved to the United States via Germany, of course, and we're looking for, you know, place to be. And L.A. seemed to be the place. And so we moved to L.A. and things were great until I hit 13. And we were, we were poor. I really. that we were poor at some stage, but it was okay. But I grew up in an area that was up and coming. And I was around a lot of rich kids. So I started to think to myself, man, like, look at that guy.
Starting point is 00:03:14 He's got a Ferrari and he's driving down PCH with a super hot blonde. Like, I want that fucking life. Right? I can't curse on your show. You have to curse. I have to curse. Yeah. Yeah. You're required five more F bombs. Five more F bombs. So I was like, I want that guy's fucking life. How do we get that? And of course, I go to my parents and I say, hey, mom, dad, you know, school's great, but I want that. And they look at me and they go, we don't know, you know, just be a doctor, you know, go talk to Mr. Tehrani across the street. He's a doctor. He's going to be great.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Don't be stupid. Don't be a stupid. So I go talk to this dude and I walk over there and I'm so excited. I'm like, all right, this is a, he's going to give me the fucking keys to the cast. I'm going to learn how to do this shit. I'm going to be a doctor. It's going to be awesome. And I go over to the dude's house and he's standing outside smoking a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:04:04 The wife's smoking a cigarette. The three kids are smoking a cigarette. They're all bald and fucking fat and like stressed out. And he's looking at me. His eyes are bloodshot. Like he hasn't slept. And I just took one look at this fucking dude. And I was like, oh no.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Oh, no. Like I get that he's got a house and a Mercedes, but that's not the fucking life that I want. So I went back and I was like, fuck, man. I got to figure out a way to do. My parents were like, there's no other way. This is it. Yeah, you're in America. You get a job as a lawyer or doctor.
Starting point is 00:04:36 And then your dreams come true. Your dreams come true, right? Now, your parents, your mother was a secretary in Iran pre-revolution. Your father was an accountant. Yeah. When they come to America, are they able to pick up semi-professional jobs or do something completely different? Yeah. We were third-class citizens, right?
Starting point is 00:04:50 Because you moved to Los Angeles and of course you have a black community, you've got a Hispanic community, and then you got these people moving in in the 70s who those people were pissed off at being treated poorly. Now, we come in and we're not only treated poorly by the local people. And remember, this was during Iran-Contra. We were the bottom of the barrel. We were the axis of evil back then. And then you had the hostage crisis, you had all that stuff. And here we are.
Starting point is 00:05:20 I'm like this kid from Iran. I barely spoke English. and, you know, basically, you know, got my ass kicked every day. And so I had to figure out a way and I was like, you know what? The only way I'm going to do this is if I bail. Because if I stay here, I'm going to get a pager and have to gel my hair back and name myself, Fered, like every other freaking Persian in town. So I just, I couldn't do it, man. Did you have siblings?
Starting point is 00:05:44 I did. I had a small brother. Yeah, I had a little brother. Okay. So you're the oldest. So you're figuring this out without any real specific guidance. No, no. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:52 You know, my father, you know, was always a good provider for the family. We never wanted for anything. But, you know, like I had secondhand clothing. He worked at a dry cleaner. So the clothes we would wear would basically be last year's clothes that people left behind, right, at the dry end didn't pay their bill. So it would either be one size too big or one size too small, you know, never ate at restaurants, you know, that kind of thing. And he did his duty as a father. He got you out of this bad situation in Iran.
Starting point is 00:06:20 He brings you to a land of opportunity. Now go be a doctor. Now go be a doctor. It's like, it's very simple in his mind. So I can see his perspective. He's like, I took the sacrifice. That's right. And I gave you a better opportunity.
Starting point is 00:06:31 That's right. But you wanted more. Yeah. Look, that works if you want to survive and follow the status quo. If you want to thrive and as Steve Jobs would say, put a dent in the universe, you got to do some shit different. You got to do something fucking different. And I didn't know much. But I had read some books.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I'd read Think and Grow Rich. read these books because after getting my ass kicked and being in detention for doing all kinds of bad shit at school, I was like, you know what? I got to fucking figure some shit out. So I read those books and I was like, I don't really know how I'm going to do it, but I'm fucking out. So I cut all ties and I left. I just bailed. And I slept on the beach. I hung out, you know, at different raids and clubs and kind of tried to figure out my way. And it was all good until I met my first mentor. And do you tell your parents, hey, I'm done. I'm out of school. Like, I'm dropping out. I just kind of bailed. I just left. I think. Stop talking to them like, like, what, how, how does that
Starting point is 00:07:30 situation dissolve? So clearly you did not have Persian parents. You clearly did not have immigrant parents, my friend. So it's my way or the highway, right? And they're very strict about what their expectations are, about their kids. And so there's no room for discussion. So, I just disappeared. I just left. And I didn't have space to deal with their emotionality. Remember, I was only 15. I only had my driver's permit. I didn't have my driver's license. And I just took off because I needed to figure out what my next step was. For a lot of kids, it could be disastrous. Now I'm like, looking back at it and I'm like, fuck, man. There were so many times where I near died. There were so many times where I went left. And if all I had done is gone right, I would have been, been done. But things worked out. And I met this mentor. He was an incredible person. I write about him in my book. He was one of the most important people in what we would say is some form of civil rights. He was a black guy who had defied the police early on. And there was a Supreme Court case based on because he sued the police by himself and won multiple times and made it a point to go out there
Starting point is 00:08:55 and to continually get arrested and continually sue these police forces until he near drove them bankrupt. And he was on Oprah, he was on all these channels. He was called the California Walkman. His name was Edward Lawson. Incredible character in history. If anybody ever wants to watch his videos, they're online. But Ed kind of took me under his wing and became like a second father. to me. How do you meet him? I met him at Santa Monica College, believe it or not. So I would be, you know, sleeping on my car, sleeping in the beach, sleeping in the odd place. And then I would go to the college because they would have free food. And I'd also be able to shower in the showers. And there was also a bunch of like super hot college girls walking around that I could like just dream about. So and I thought, you know, I'd just meet people and try to figure out what my next move was. Wow. And that's what I did. Yeah. And it was, you know, it was scary.
Starting point is 00:09:46 being 15, and he was, I think, in his 40s and a very large, like, intense presence of a human being. He was probably to this day, I'm going to say, the single most intelligent person I've ever met. His story was extraordinary. He grew up in a single parent family. His mom raised him, and in the 1960s, he took off, and he was part of the Berkeley scene and just living in normal life until he tried LSD. And he tried LSD and he was transformed somehow from just a, you know, normal life to this person who spoke with such eloquence that if we were in a room with this guy, like every single person would turn and give him attention. So he was a really impactful figure in my life. And I think spending, you know, a good period of time with him allowed me to see the world
Starting point is 00:10:44 in a different way. And it changed who I was in such a fundamental way that I could never be the same again. And it was exactly what I needed in that moment. And what did he want to do with you? A 15-year-old homeless immigrant kid. Like what did he see in you in that moment that was like, I'm going to give this kid the time of day? It's a good question. I talk about this a lot, Mark. I think when you're hungry, people can smell it. And I was hungry in a lot of ways, right? I was hungry both physically because, you know, I didn't have much money, but I would eat wherever I'd get food. That was never a problem. There's tons of free food everywhere. So back then, I mean, I don't, I don't know when people say they're hungry. I was like, man, there's free food everywhere.
Starting point is 00:11:24 They're easy, at least for me to get. But I had a hunger to succeed. And that hunger, people could smell it on me. Like, I would walk somewhere, and I wouldn't let somebody go until they gave me the information that I needed. And he, I think, noticed that about me, that when I met him, I was like, who the fuck is this guy? Like, he stepped into a room, and I was like, I'd never seen a human being like this, like dreadlocks.
Starting point is 00:11:50 You know, it was about 6-2, 6.3, like, huge presence. And I just, like, ambushed him and started asking him questions about, like, everything. And he obliged. And it was almost like an apprenticeship for a period. of time where he kind of took me under his wing and he was like, look, dude, this is the world as everybody sees it. This is the world as I see it. And you can take your pick, or you can pick the third door, which is the world as you're going to see it. Right. But once I show you, you can never go back. And I was like, fuck yeah, let's do that. Because I've seen what's on the
Starting point is 00:12:22 other doors. It's not so good. And so what is your experience with him turn into? So I get involved in the rave scene more and more. I start going to underground clubs, EDM, electronic music. He's going to raves as well. He's the one that ushers you in. He did a lot of raves back in the early, early days, but he wasn't going to raves in that moment. Like occasionally he would show up at one or two.
Starting point is 00:12:46 He was also a dancer, but he didn't, no. So he wasn't going to the raves. But he kind of introduced me to the right people and showed me, you know, hey, this is how you can operate within the scene. He goes, just go watch. Just go see what's happening. And you're going to figure it out. I know you're going to figure out what you're going to do. And I didn't have any money. So I was like, cool, right? Like, I don't have a better plan. And people would show up that might have known him. And he transformed them too. Like, I would see them and we would get along. And I'd partner up for a little while with these folks. And we had a little group. And I remember watching these
Starting point is 00:13:23 underground clubs, these raves, and thinking to myself, all right, dude, so who's making money here? Because I want to make money. I want to get rich. I'm not doing this just for fucking fun, right? And I didn't do drugs. I didn't drink. I didn't smoke. None of that stuff. Did you enjoy the raves on a personal level? Like, was it fun? No. It was absolutely not fun. Because look, it's fun. If mommy and daddy are at home, they got your trust funds secured, you got all three meals squared away. But when you are sleeping where you can, eating, you know, where you can get it, and kind of nobody knows that about you, it puts a different, you know, kind of tints on things. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's fun to, you know, go somewhere where there's music or whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:02 But also, I think you probably needed to have some level of drugs to enjoy those parties at that time. And I had none. I just wanted to fucking make money. Like, I was on a single track. I didn't know how I was going to do it. But I was like, I'm fucking going to get rich. Right. How?
Starting point is 00:14:14 I don't know how. So I went to the clubs and I started looking around. After a while, I was like, okay, who's making the money? I was like, the guys that are doing the clubs. always sneak out the back door, it's because they don't want to pay anybody, because they're not making any money, they're broke. They're probably doing half their drugs themselves. The DJs back then playing other people's music really, and they were never getting paid. But there was always these dudes hanging around. And the dudes hanging around had beautiful women with them.
Starting point is 00:14:42 They had nice cars. They always kind of subsidized these events. I was like, who the fuck are these guys? You have any idea who they were? Drug dealers? They were the drug dealers. They were the drug dealers. So I was like, perfect, man. That's what I'm going to fucking do. And I looked back to my time in elementary school where I had a little bit of a gang and we sold everything from glue to those little bottles of liquor. I had a little Greek kid who was my best friend and he was so cute that nobody would ever suspect him of anything. He had this big fucking jacket that he would wear and we would go into the liquor store and he would start putting the alcohol in the nudie magazines when that was a thing back in the 80s and we would go to school and we would sell
Starting point is 00:15:26 them. We would sell pages out in the nudie magazines. We would sell whatever we could, but we would always fucking get caught. And I remember in the moment where I had that realization that like I was really fucking bad at crime. I was like those two, you know, you see in the cartoons, the two little like things that are on the shoulder. Angel and the devil, right? And I was like, dude, don't fucking do crime. Like, do whatever you want to don't do crime. That does not end. for you. Some guys maybe can get away with it. You cannot, my friend. Do not do crime, Shaheen. So it occurred to me in that moment, Shaheen, what if you could do it, but do it legally? And the biggest drug at that time was E, which was huge. It was legal in the 80s and then made
Starting point is 00:16:13 illegal later. I think we can't mention its real name because we don't want to get demonetized. So I won't mention it as I said, but we'll just call it E. And I thought to myself, wow, you know, the supply of E had dried out. So there was very little real E available in the clubs. A lot of it was cut with shit or put into like press pills or something like that and it would be a little dangerous potentially or just an unclean high. Exactly right. Exactly right. And the drug dealers basically stopped selling it because they don't want to lose customers.
Starting point is 00:16:48 and the customers didn't really want much else. There was other things going around, but none of it was as good. He was actually at that time, you know, really, you know, pretty amazing substance. And I thought to myself, what if I could replicate that? Now, mind you, I'm 15. I'm broke. Didn't have a girlfriend. Didn't have anywhere to go.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Didn't have anywhere to sleep. Didn't have any money. Didn't have any resources. Didn't have a business degree. And I dropped out of whatever, 8th or 9th grade. Like, I had nothing. But somehow I convinced myself that I could. fucking do it. And I did. I got myself a girlfriend somehow, I don't know, she was out of her mind.
Starting point is 00:17:25 And her dad was like some fucking superintendent, accountant, something of some school district. So he would leave early in the morning. When he left through the front door, she would let me in through the back door, just like the cartoons, and we would cook it up in her kitchen. And I would just be cooking up different formulas. I went to Chinatown. I talked to everybody into fronting me stuff. I was just like, like I said, they would smell the hunger on me. And I finally made a formula. I remember I didn't have the machine to make capsules because that machine at that time cost like 150 bucks and I didn't have it. So we would be rolling it by hand into little balls.
Starting point is 00:18:00 So it would be close to capsules, close looking to capsules. And we would try it out on all the young people in the neighborhood. And finally we got one formula that really fucking worked great. And what is it? So in those days, it was a combination of an ingredient called the Fedra, which was very effective, and Guaraná, which was caffeine, it had other ingredients like ginseng, colonn, there was a series of herbs that after a lot of trial and error, I found the perfect balance. So it wasn't too speedy, it wasn't too caffeiney. It was like just the perfect feeling when somebody took it.
Starting point is 00:18:38 It almost felt close to taking E. Some people had a better experience than E. right? So we came up with this formula. It worked and I was like, all right, this is it. Sinker fucking swim. Let's go. So I found this rape that I knew that there would be a guy there, a very tough, very dangerous looking dude. You know, this was, this was remember the early 90s, right? And this dude had tattoos on his face, which wasn't normal back then. Right now it's like, I don't know. Normalized. But still, you're like, whoa, I guys got face tats. I think my kid's kindergarten teacher has tattoos on her face now, right? Is the LA school district? L.A. school district. I'm just kidding. She's listening to this. But back then, nobody had it.
Starting point is 00:19:24 This guy had. He was a tough dude. And so I walked up to him and I was shaking, sweating bullets on, on, you know, the side of the dance floor. And the guy looks at me and he's like, you know, what fuck you want, kid? And I'm like, he's like, I'm out. I don't have anything. And I was like, I was just trying to get the words, just trying to get the words out of my mouth. And just then these two girls walk up and they want product.
Starting point is 00:19:47 And guess what? Dude doesn't have any. And he's looking at me. He's looking at me. He motions to his bodyguard, you know, to like bring me over. I come over and he's like, all right, let me see. Grabbs the backpack, pulls out a baggie, right? And this is goo-filled pills.
Starting point is 00:20:02 And in that moment, I thought to myself, I am so fucked. Like, I was like, I'm going to, like, clean his car. I'm going to, like, fix his tires. I'll do anything if this guy doesn't fucking kill me. like anything like I was like I'm fucking dead and I see him thinking about it I see him talking to these girls like you know really trying to negotiate and then he's like all right he's like if you're fucking with me he's like you're fucking done right he's like don't leave right and he tells us dude like don't let him leave so now I'm like all right I'm gonna be sweating all night and so an hour
Starting point is 00:20:34 goes by and I'm just like looking and finally they come back and they're like ecstatic and he He had sold it to a few other people, and they're ecstatic. And he motions me forward, and I don't know if I'm going to fucking be killed or not. And he goes, kid, when can you get me more? He'd sold them all. And that was the beginning. Did he try it? I think he did, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Wow. And did he ask you what it was? Yeah, yeah. And you told him like, oh, it's a knockoff E. I said, it's just herbs. You know, I said, it's just herbs. I think that was enough explanation that he needed to know. I said, it's nothing you can get in trouble for, I promise.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I mean, he was a pretty heavy dude as far as like his presence. So I think not a lot of people fucked with him. Yeah. And I think he kind of realized that, yeah, it's just herbs. And, you know, I mean, I had a package pretty cool. They were little baggies. And I had these little insert cards with a butterfly and an E in there. So it looked kind of like underground, but it still had a little bit of legitimacy.
Starting point is 00:21:31 In those days, I didn't list any of the ingredients because they didn't want anyone to rip me off. Hmm. And everything that was in it was a natural herb. Mm-hmm. Herbs and vitamins, yeah. And did you go that route for the legal reasons, or did you go that route because it was the easiest thing to obtain? Like, what was the reason that you were like, I want herbs?
Starting point is 00:21:51 Like, why not just do a complete knockoff of E? Was it just legally? Well, that would be illegal. And I had no chemistry experience at all. So herbs are fairly simple to formulate. I did pick up a yellow pages, if anyone remembers what those are. And I started calling people who were experts. and for a good part of a couple weeks, I would just call people.
Starting point is 00:22:13 And if they hung up on me or didn't want to talk to me, I'd show up. And I'd knock on the door and knock, knock, knock, hi, sir. I don't want to tell you anything. Just need your help. And people would help me. And what was the pitch? What were you asking them? I say, I want to make this pill that does this thing.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I want you to help me. So, for example, I called a famous naturopath, this guy, Andrew Whale. I don't know if you know who he is. He wrote a book called, I think, Marriage of the Sun and the Moon. but he wrote the textbooks on drugs for all the school districts in America. And I got a hold in one of these textbooks. And these were the textbooks that they gave everybody in the schools to show them, you know, this is what he is. This is what, I shouldn't be mentioning drugs.
Starting point is 00:22:54 You can bleep it out. But this is what this drug is. This is what that drug is. So that's what that textbook was. So I just found his information in the yellow pages. And I just called him until he was willing to help me. And finally, he was like, dude, I get it. Here's what you could do.
Starting point is 00:23:10 And he helped me. And other people help me too because they're like, this kid's hungry. I mean, how many phone calls do you think people get like that, right? They were like, he's not going to stop until I help him. Almost never. Almost never. Yeah. So they were very kind and people were very generous to me.
Starting point is 00:23:25 And, you know, some people told me to fuck off. But that just fueled the fire to keep this thing going. So this main active ingredient, what is the name again? Afedra. Afedra. Yeah. It's not banned. Someone told you about it.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Yeah, well, so I grew up in an herbal family, right? So I came from Iran, and a lot of my family in the past were herbalists or doctors or medicine people. And in that time, I did have a good exposure to a lot of herbs. And before that time, when I was training martial arts, you know, in between, you know, 12 and 15 years old, I did go to Chinatown. I did grab a lot of herbs. So I did know, I did have a cursory knowledge of herbs. and how they work, but to get a specific knowledge, I got books, and I just berated people until they told me what I needed to know. And I found this herb, a fedra, which was being used as a diet product back then, and nobody had ever used it for anything else, really. You know, it was diet and some Chinese medicine, and that was it. And I thought, wow, what are the physiological effects of the stuff? And I researched it, and I was like, oh, well, MDMA is methyl-dioxy methamphetamine. So, this. This could be part of the amphetamine component of it.
Starting point is 00:24:41 What if I mixed it with this other stop? And I started trying different things until I came up with a formula that worked. It was really just trial and error. Had you ever rolled before? No. And did you try the pill after you had made it? I tried mine. I never tried real until I was well, well into my maybe 30s.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Wow. Yeah. I did no drugs, man. I did no drugs. And that's one of the reasons why I got rich doing this. That's one of the reasons why we made a billion dollars. Because when you're in an environment where everybody is fucking getting high and drunk and doing all that stuff and you're the only sober person there, that's a fucking edge. I tell people that all the time.
Starting point is 00:25:21 If you're around a lot of people that are like doing all that stuff and you can just stay awake and alert and just show up. Yeah. You're like 98% of the way there. You sleep 30% better. You think 40% faster. On the aggregate, you're going to have a real edge. Yeah. All that stuff might be fun.
Starting point is 00:25:38 and I get why people like to explore and I get all that, but I'm not an advocate of drugs at all. I think if you're interested in making money and making an impact on the world, I would say that it's easier to do without it. And so what are the, I guess, the side effects, positive and negative of ephedron? Yeah, so, okay, so you got to remember this. Two different things. So you're saying effedrine. Aphedrine is an alkaloid. So it's a chemical constituent of the plant, a fedra.
Starting point is 00:26:09 You can extract that from it, and that's what they use to make allergy medicine. You can make speed from it. You can make all kinds of stuff from that, right? And when, like, I remember the gas stations, they used to have the pseudoephedrine, the white tabs that people truckers take to stay awake. Yeah, yeah. That's a fedron. A fedra is a plant. And that plant has a thousand different things that keep it in balance.
Starting point is 00:26:29 One of the components of it is a fedra. So it's a lot harder to have really, really bad negative stuff. side effects. In my opinion, again, I'm not a doctor. Everybody should consult with their doctor before they take anything. And please don't believe me. I am, you know, not the person you should be listening to about your health. But in general, we sold billion dollars worth of this stuff. Never had a single incidence of anybody having any kind of serious injury. People tried. People tried to claim it because, you know, they saw me like, dude, here's this fucking rich little, you know, teenage kid, like, let's get paid. But nothing ever stuck. Nobody was ever injured from my product.
Starting point is 00:27:06 positive effects. So the positive effects is I think it's one of the best neutropics ever. Unfortunately, it's illegal in the United States. There's only, I think, about eight countries where it's legal, but in the United States, it's now currently illegal. And it's an amazing newtropic. It's a, it's a stimulant, kind of like coffee, but it doesn't give you the coffee jitters. It's very close to what you would get with like a light dose of like some type of amphetamine. So it definitely keeps you awake, it keeps you alert. It's an appetite suppressant. It's a big time appetite suppressant.
Starting point is 00:27:42 And a lot of people, and the bizarre thing was it's supposed to have the opposite effect. A lot of people take it for sex. I was blown away. Half of our revenue came from people selling it in sex shops and people buying it instead of Viagra in those days. For blood flow. Like, it would help with like sexual performance. So a lot of guys have the opposite effect.
Starting point is 00:28:06 They actually can't get it up when they take it for a period of time until, you know, the effects kind of slowed down. But if they could, apparently it's some like insane, intense thing. And for females who don't need to get it up, apparently it created the most amazing sex some people have had in a long time. So I think both partners were taking it in a lot of instances females were taking it. But you got to remember, you had the 1980s, right? And you had this big pharma company who will remain unnamed.
Starting point is 00:28:34 I'm sure people can look it up. and they had a drug. And that drug was an antidepressant, right? S-SRI, selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor. And what that drug did was that it like temporarily mess with the blood chemistry, it kind of put a blinders on the release of serotonin in the brain. I mean, I'm doing a terrible job explaining this. And if you have anybody who's intelligent or an academic, I'm sure they can destroy what I'm saying right now.
Starting point is 00:29:01 But basically, it helped people who were depressed. The problem was 90s rolled along, and the main side effect of that drug was erectile dysfunction and sexual dysfunction. Right. But don't worry. We've got a solution. We're going to release this blue pill that'll solve all that problem. So now you've got big pharma company with the blue pill coming out, but they're not expecting
Starting point is 00:29:28 some snotnose teenager with zero government regulation making a big pharma company with a little bit a billion dollars, hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue coming in, completely unregulated, taking away their market share. So those big pharma companies went to the government and lobbied to have us taken out. And to this day, that's part of the reason why the key ingredients are banned and why we're, you know, it was out of business. Okay, we're going to get to that. Okay, yeah. Let's rewind. What's up, guys? Let's take a break really quick because you're nostalgic. You remember in your childhood sitting down watching cartoons having a big old bowl of cereal. I tried doing that now in my 28 year old father. Okay, I sat down with my little baby. I bought cereal from the store. I sat down
Starting point is 00:30:15 and I looked at the box immediately was like, this is the craziest thing ever. It's so sugary. I tried taking six bites. I felt nauseous afterwards. I mean, it's insane that I used to be able to eat this stuff as a kid. And then I found out about this company called Magic Spoon. Yes, Magic Spoon is an amazing, wholesome, high-quality alternative to some of the, you know, cereal brands I used to eat as a little kid. I mean, they have amazing flavors. They got fruit ring circles. No idea what that could be. They have cocoa, not the P-word.
Starting point is 00:30:48 They got cocoa loops. And I wonder what that is. And you already know what it is. Okay. And here's a crazy thing. It tastes as good and has less sugar. And is actually great if you're someone that's counting carbs. if you're a carb-conscious connoisseur, Magic Spoon is a thing for you.
Starting point is 00:31:04 It's absolutely amazing. It tastes great. And, I mean, in every serving, you're going to get 12 grams of protein on the go when you get the Magic Spoon cereal bars. You remember these cereal bars from when you were a kid. You would sit down and you would crush a whole box of these. But now Magic Spoon has the alternative that is going to taste as good, if not better, with 12 grams of protein on the go. So if you're interested in trying out some Magic Spoon, specifically the cereal bars, You can probably go to Amazon or find them at a grocery store, but if you want to be frugal, you want to save some money,
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Starting point is 00:31:55 Let's get back to the show. The drug dealer comes up to you and goes, yo, I need more. All of a sudden, light bulb's going off. Yeah. We did it. You go back to your girl's house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:04 And you start making more. That's right. So it goes from, well, eventually I find a place that'll make it for me, a commercial place. And again, I didn't have any money. So I managed to talk them into giving me credit. I showed up with a suit. I had to borrow a suit from somebody.
Starting point is 00:32:18 It's like two sizes too big. And I walked in and, you know, I convinced them to give me credit. I signed out a credit application. They didn't question it much. And now I had credit. And so they produced the. products for me inside a lab. It was professional. We got professional packaging. I decided to put in these cool looking pyramids that would set us apart from anybody else who wanted to do what we were
Starting point is 00:32:37 doing. And it went from one guy, one drug dealer. He introduced 10 more and then 10 more and then 10 more. And pretty soon, the rave scenes kicking off and we're at the forefront of it. And these guys who formerly had illegal operations going were now becoming legal and legitimate selling our product in territories. We were breaking off territories. We were printing money. So I'll tell you the economics of it. The pills would cost between five cents and 25 cents a package to make. An entire package with the pyramid and everything would be 25 cents. Including packaging and labor. Everything. Wow. 25 cents. And we would sell it for 20 to 25 dollars. Think about this. Most of our business was cash. People would come and pay you.
Starting point is 00:33:27 cash, the stores would pay cash, and we would take cash. Tax rate. I didn't say that. You said. And we would do shows. We were on tour. We went on tour with the red hot chili peppers and the Beastie Boys. We did all the Lala Palozes.
Starting point is 00:33:42 At Lollapalooza alone, we did over a million dollars per show in cash. I had to buy vans to carry the cash back to L.A. from every tour stop because I didn't know what the fuck to do. I remember sitting in my office in Venice at this point, I had 200 employees and being in my office and literally having these duffel bags packed with cash, having no idea how much money is in each of them, right? Because we're doing a million bucks a show. And I remember my dog knocking down the fucking duffel bags and the cash just splitting on the floor and getting a knock on the door that the FDA is coming in to do an inspection. That's how crazy my fucking life was. How do you get on the road with the Red Hot Chili Dovers?
Starting point is 00:34:25 We just decided to do Lollapalooza. So we called them and they were down and I think the Beastie Boys were performing with them and the Beastie Boys had taken some of our product. It was during their Buddhist phase. So they had like a monk traveling with them and everybody was into like herbal medicine and the rave scene. And we were a natural alternative. We weren't causing any harm and people were taking it. It was people that weren't the rave people didn't really drink. So they needed something to do and there was no E.
Starting point is 00:34:52 So we were it. We were the main event at a lot of these shows. People would tell us they came to the Lollapalooza events to get our product, right? Because you're sitting there, you're watching the Beastie Boys, you're listening to the chili peppers. You're having the time of your life. And, you know, you want a little something extra. So they would go to the herbal XE booth. And we would be there in our booth would be amazing, right?
Starting point is 00:35:13 It would look like a harem. We would have feathers and hookas hanging around and people would come and hang out. And that's where the cult comes from because everybody wanted to be around us. And here I am, this teenage kid, absolutely not fucking knowing what's going on. Everybody's stealing from me, everybody wanting a piece of me, and just trying to figure out how I'm going to manage this fucking whirlwind that's around me. Wow. And how old were you at that point when you first did the Lollapalooza?
Starting point is 00:35:44 It was probably 18. Yeah. Okay. So there's like a two, three year gap where things are ramping up. Yeah. What is the moment in that window that you're like, oh shit this is real money i'll tell you i know exactly when so i was doing the interview circuit i don't know exactly what year it was but it was early 90s and i mean most of my time was being on the
Starting point is 00:36:04 news like every single day i did sam donaldson i did um monta william several times all this stuff is online i had feature articles and newsweek two newsweek cover articles i had uh la times new york times london observer huge spread and the cover of the london observer called me the willie wonka Generation X. And I remember Sam Donaldson, the great interviewer, Sam Donaldson's fucking awesome, wanted to have me on Nightline. And I did a couple interviews before that. On the same day, I was doing multiple major, major network interviews, right? And this was a time where, dude, all of a sudden, I fucking got a taste of fame, right? Because I would leave my office and I would go into a restaurant in LA and people would all turn around and like people would
Starting point is 00:36:46 approach me and women would be everywhere and they would be taking pictures. It was nuts. This is before the fucking internet. This is before Facebook. This is before TikTok. This is before any social media. Bezos had just started Amazon. He sold his first book. I think it was like 94.
Starting point is 00:37:02 This was like around 92 to 94. All this was happening. Right. So this was very, very basic time. People didn't really have websites who still had 1-800 numbers. And I remember them telling me that Sam Donaldson's going to come interview me. And the news broke that we had done a billion dollars in revenue. By that time?
Starting point is 00:37:21 By that time. How old are you at that time? It was like 18, right? Is this after Laelopalooza? It was after Laelopalooza, right? Got it. And so, and I'm a little fuzzy with the exact dates, but I think it was like roughly around. I mean, this was, you know, a lot of years ago.
Starting point is 00:37:34 So the news breaks, and everybody's telling me this, like, it's a good thing. And I'm thinking to myself, fuck, man, what if they ask me how much a billion is? I don't know what a billion dollars is. Like, I actually literally didn't know how much a billion dollars of money was. And that's when I knew I was kind of false. I was like, okay, so I got to figure this. Yeah, everybody calmed me down. I figured out what a, you know, a billion dollars was.
Starting point is 00:37:57 And I was like, okay, I'm ready for this interview. But it took a minute for me to sit back and go, holy shit. And I remember in those days, it was the craziest shit. I remember I was in my office and I had taken out all the furniture. I'll explain to you why later, if you want to know that story. But I had taken out all the furniture because I felt my employees. were getting too fucking comfortable. I don't think you could do that now with Web 3.0,
Starting point is 00:38:25 but back then I felt everybody was getting too fucking comfortable because we were making so much, we were printing money. So it was like, everybody had gotten fucking comfortable. I caught several people stealing, and I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm taking out all the furniture. I'm taking out the water coolers. Anybody that wants to continue working here,
Starting point is 00:38:40 you'll fucking sit on the floor the way I do. And all the computers came on the floor. I donated all the shit overnight. And the next day people came in, they started complaining. The first guy complained, he was gone. And I said anybody else and a few other people out. And that's how I ran things.
Starting point is 00:38:56 That's how I, you know, that was the best I knew how to run things back then. Wow. Yeah. So I remember those days. I mean, it was so crazy. I remember sitting up in my office in Venice Beach. And I remember my dog. I read about this in my book, Billion, how I became king of the Thripo cult.
Starting point is 00:39:13 I remember that my dog knocked off this like pile of papers, right? And I'm just like, fuck, I don't know. Like, what the fuck is this? This was like before everybody had a computer that actually did shit. And I reached into the pile and I pulled out a check for a million dollars. And it was like dated like a month and a half ago. And it was just in the fucking pile. And I remember looking at my dog.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Like looking at this check. Dude, not long before that time, I was sleeping on the beach. Yeah, three years before. I was getting ketchup and relish from hot dog stands and putting it on fucking tortillas because that's like that was lunch. That's what I could afford. And here's a check for a. million fucking dollars and I just looked at it. I was like, yeah, but later I just tossed it back in the pile. Like I didn't even think about it. Like, how do you go from borrowed suit to getting credit
Starting point is 00:39:56 from the pill packer to making like the first like hundred thousand? Persuasion and influence. You have to be able to make people believe what you believe. In Walter Isaacson's book about Steve Jobs, it's great. I recommend it to anybody. His book about Steve Jobs. He talks about a reality distortion field. And one of the guys I look up to a lot, Richard Koch talks about this. Richard Koch is the guy who wrote the 80-20 principle, and he's got another book at something like amazing people and then possible things they do. I'm butchering the title. But he talks about the commonality between all these people like Bezos and Elon and people who've done these things. And it's the ability to be able to bring people into your real.
Starting point is 00:40:45 And I didn't give a shit that I was a teenager. I didn't give a shit that I didn't have anything. And I didn't care about how I looked in their eyes. All I knew is that I had to master the art of influence and persuasion. And that's one of the things I learned from my first mentor, Ed, was that I have to be able to persuade people. Money is great because it's the easiest way to get someone to do something, to give you something that you want. Everything around you, though, has been negotiated one way or another. It's not the only way. There's other ways to persuade people, and that could be persuading them in a way of believing in what you want them to believe in. It could be giving them a part of something that makes them feel some kind of way. And I think people wanted to be part of what I was creating because I had this vast vision of what it was going to become. And it was absolutely crazy. And it was absolutely ridiculous. And it was absolutely fucking impossible. But we did it.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Are you still going through drug dealers at the early days? Or are you just sending distributors to parties? Because if you're a legitimate business, you don't need to go through like these covert channels. So initially, the way that it happened was I had a briefcase, a legit fucking briefcase. No one has briefcases anymore. I hope we could bring those back. Those are pretty fucking awesome. So I had this leather briefcase because I thought it was just such the shit.
Starting point is 00:42:09 And I had a pager. And I was always filled with pills. and the other one was for cash, I had two of them. And I would literally get paged at any hour, and I would show up. I would open up the briefcase. I would give them the product and they would give me the cash. And that was the business for the first however long. Then from there, I started getting distribution, meaning a lot of these guys went legit.
Starting point is 00:42:31 A lot of them were like, fuck this, man. If I continued doing this at clubs, I'm going to get arrested. You know, if they were selling drugs, real drugs at the clubs, they would get arrested, they would get in trouble. So they were like, look, I'm just going to go legit. Can I have a stand? that, you know, these five clubs in New York. And I, you know, we got a call from this guy, Peter Gaisha here in New York. He had a club called the Limelight. And it was in a church. It was like one of the
Starting point is 00:42:51 biggest clubs in New York in the 90s. I think there's a documentary about it. He wanted to sell it in the club. So we started selling the product throughout clubs all over the world. Basically like wholesale distribution at this point. Wholesale distribution, both to former drug dealers. Maybe some of them were still active drug dealers. From there, it also broke down into retail sales. We were in urban outfiters. We were in GNC. We were. in 7-11. We were in major, major chain stores. We were in Tower Records. You remember Tower Records? Maybe before you were time on how old you are. I'm almost 50 now. So we sold in Tower Records. We sold in record stores. We sold in sex shops. Because remember, half of our sales
Starting point is 00:43:27 went to people who were using it for that. We sold in Doctors Offices, which was a shocking thing to me. How quickly does that ramp? Is that like year two? Yeah. We're getting wholesale distribution? Yeah. And you're doing all the meetings to do all the distributions. Yeah. So at that point, I had staff. I had over 200 people working for me right in the center of Venice Beach. So almost every building in Venice Beach was mine. I was renting out all the buildings. You could probably go outside and throw a stone. You'd hit somebody that worked for me. It was like if you went to Venice Beach in the 90s, everywhere you went, you saw people with white shirts and this glow in the dark, beautiful butterfly in the front, and they all worked for me. All the cafes were filled with people who worked for
Starting point is 00:44:05 me. You went on the boardwalk. It was all people who worked for me. All the shops sold our stuff. And we were everywhere. We even had a flagship store on Melrose that was called the Ecstasy store. It was like the first major psychedelic store in the world. And we carried anything and everything having to do with legal highs. We sold books. We sold things to smoke. We sold all kinds of stuff. Was Salvia legal at that time? So Salvi's an interesting story. I was the one who brought Salvia to the United States and commercialized it. What? That's right. That's an even crazier story if you want to go into that. I mean, fuck it, bro.
Starting point is 00:44:43 We're here. Okay. So you know about that. You know what? We should tell people what Salvia is for people who don't know. Can I tell you my experience and perspective with this? I never did Salvia, but like I remember a time when it would be sold at like weed and like little head shops, right?
Starting point is 00:44:57 Like there would be a place that would sell bongs. It would sell a little weed on the side. But then they had clear as day, packaged professionally salvia. And a high schooler could go into this smoke shop. buy Salvia, pop it in the backseat of their Honda Civic, and then live a lifetime as a Muppet in an alternate universe. That's right. And then snap back in five minutes, and their friends are like,
Starting point is 00:45:20 dude, how was it? And you're like, I don't know who I am anymore. Like, you might live as like a label on a Coca-Cola can and just be tiny for a year. And then you come back and it's only been five minutes. And basically would give these people like these intense psychedelic experiences. And it was completely legal for a very long time. in the United States. Is that a fair assessment?
Starting point is 00:45:42 Yes. I'm going to blow your mind right now. So what we're talking about, Salvia Divenorm. Salvia Divenorm was initially discovered. It was used for hundreds of years, maybe thousands of years, by people in the Mazatecas in Mexico. It was originally discovered by this guy, Gordon Walson, who was the person to popularize magic mushrooms and bring him into the United States and Albert Hoffman. They went on an expedition to Mexico. And they met that one, Maria Hernandez? Maria Sabina. Maria Sabina. That's right.
Starting point is 00:46:11 So fast forward, I'm hanging out with Terrence McKenna. Do you know who Terrence McKenna was? Okay. So, and remember, I was kind of famous with the famous back then. So I knew Timothy Leary. I knew Terrence McKenna. I knew the Shulgens who were modern day discoverers of the real E. And how many, how old are you at this point?
Starting point is 00:46:34 At this point, I must have been 18, 19, somewhere around. Okay, so you're still in the come up on the... I'm still in the come up. Okay. No, sorry. This would have been later. I apologize. So I misspoke.
Starting point is 00:46:46 This would have been later because Herbal E was being heavily regulated. Got it. Okay. We're going to come back to the whole Urbilly timeline, but we're going to take this fun little detour on Salvia right now. I've never told this story. So there's a crazy story. I wrote a book about it, but I never told anybody about it.
Starting point is 00:47:02 The book was by one of these underground publishers, and it's been unpublished since. So I'm hanging out with Terence and Terrence is like, this is so cool, right? Back then, the people in the psychedelics community really super righteous and fucking hated me because they felt that I was the commercialization of everything they held sacred, right? They just wanted to hang out and do their quote unquote medicine, right, or drugs, whatever you want to call it and really be high and holy than everybody else. And then here comes this little Iranian kid who's making a billion dollars, hundreds of millions of dollars coming through the door of something that's called similar to something that they hold sacrosan. And it's in a sex shop and it's at urban outfiters.
Starting point is 00:47:48 And it's like, this is not what it was supposed to be. That's right. They didn't like me. I get it. They hated me. But the one guy that loved me was Terrence. Terrence would call me out, talk to him. And Terrence was like, dude, this is fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:48:00 You know, he's like, this is great. And he's like, you know, you should really do this thing. with this other ingredient. I think it's going to work. You should make a cigarette. Because I was making cigarettes. We were making herbal cigarettes. I had the first herbal cigarette in this country.
Starting point is 00:48:13 A hugely successful was the standard for Hollywood Studios. Still is to this day called XC cigarettes. I no longer make them. But that's what they smoke on screen. All the big celebs, when they're smoking cigarettes, they smoke my stuff. Yeah, what is the clover? Is that? Clove cigarettes.
Starting point is 00:48:28 No, this was something totally different than that. Okay. So Terence tells me about this ingredient. But you can't get it anywhere. You can only get it from these like really obscure botanists and you got to order it from a guy in Florida. And he's got to know a guy and you got a pan. It's totally illegal and he'll ship you one plant. You got to dry the leaves and blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:48:47 And I'm talking to Terrence and I'm like, dude, this sounds great, but I'm not going to start a fucking farm, Terrence. And as far as I know, this stuff doesn't really grow outside of Mexico. So he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't think anything of it. Some time goes by. And I get a call from a mysterious dude calling himself, Jack. He's like, hi, I'm living in Mexico. I'm like, cool, cool. And somehow he got my number. He got through, which is rare, because at this point I had multiple barriers to getting a hold of me because
Starting point is 00:49:14 everybody wanted a piece. And he's like, I hear you looking for Salvia. And at first I thought Terrence referred him. And I asked and he's like, no, I don't know anybody by that name. And I said, holy shit, I'll be right there. So we show up in Mexico to a dingy hotel that's frequented by cartelish kind of guys, right? And this guy shows up with another dude, a big, tall Mexican dude who is strapped. They come up to the hotel room. They give us these two kilos. He's just giving it to me. And we take it back to the States, get it tested, turns out it's Salvia, and call him back, and he's like, yeah, I can sell it to you. It's going to be $100 a kilo. I said, cool, we did a couple test, we could get about $2,200 a kilo. Nobody else was selling the stuff. And we were wrapping
Starting point is 00:50:07 it into little cigarettes here in a little facility in Los Angeles. And we started selling salvia like that. And it was the first time anybody had ever sold it. And this guy kept supplying us. We figured out that if you want to have the crazy effects that people have from it, that you would have to get an extract made. You'd have to extract the leaves. An extraction for people who don't know is the process of making something stronger by taking out the elements that you wanted from it, right? Because the leaves are unpredictable because you never know how much you get and depending on how much leaf you smoke. And by the way, Salvia, worst drug ever. I just want to let everybody know, like, I never thought it would become illegal because it is such a bad drug. I don't
Starting point is 00:50:48 think anybody would ever want to take it twice. Right. But people want to explore. Did you ever take it? So yeah, I did. I did. I actually took it with Terrence in Mexico at the pyramids. When was that? This was in the early 90s. Was that much later after you were bringing the cigarettes in? Yeah, this was in the 90s.
Starting point is 00:51:09 No, no, this was before. So he told me about this stuff. So we started thinking like, who the fuck is this guy? Who's the guy who's supplying us? Like, how did he find us? He was very cryptic, right? And we could only meet him in Mexico at this hotel. We could only pay cash.
Starting point is 00:51:22 I mean, dude, I was in the fucking. hotel in Mexico. And we were asking the guy downstairs to bring scales so we could weigh out trash bags of stuff. And apparently for the for the bellboy, we would be tipping him 20 bucks. He was happy to bring a scales. But they're bringing us scales into the hotel room. And then we're walking out with like these garbage bags full of salvia and bringing them here. It was fully legal, by the way, right? So it was it was not an illegal thing that we were doing, but we were doing that for years. And finally, we figured out how to how to extract it properly. We were doing it in China and we started making the extracts.
Starting point is 00:51:56 There's probably what you saw, which are little glass jars with a little bit of herb, and that's enhanced with the extract. And that went gangbusters. We made millions and millions of dollars selling that. We made a video showing people how to use it. We made a little movie about it. I wrote a book about it. And it was through all the stores, mainly sold in our flagship store on Melrose,
Starting point is 00:52:17 but all the smoke shops, head shops, sex shops, everybody was selling it. Now, this is where the story gets weird. start to figure out who this guy is. He stops answering his phone. We're like, dude, we're out of supply. We need more. How do we get more of this stuff? You can't really grow it.
Starting point is 00:52:35 We didn't know where he was getting it, right? Because this only grows wild in Mexico. People hadn't figured out how to farm it. I think since they figured out how to do it. But it was a native plant, very bizarre plant, only grew natively. And we get a call from another guy. He says, hi, my name is Bob. And we say, okay, Bob's Mexican dude.
Starting point is 00:52:51 And he's like, I hear you're going to be needing more. We said, yeah, what the fuck happened to the Jack guy? Wouldn't answer. It was just quiet. So this guy took over the operation. The other guy had completely disappeared. And after a while, that guy disappeared too. In the meanwhile, we figured out how to farm it in China.
Starting point is 00:53:13 And so we were grown in China, extracting it in China, and selling it for a long period of time in the States. I got out of that business and decided I didn't want to do anything about it. But years later, somebody gave us a call. And it was a female. And she said, hi, you know, Jack was my, I forget what it was. It was either her husband or her brother-in-law or something. And she told us that he was working for the CIA.
Starting point is 00:53:41 I never verified that. I was unable to verify it. But it was the absolute nudiest story I had ever heard, but it kind of made sense. So wrap the threads for me. The CIA wants to introduce salvia into the American population. So they find a guy that's dealing medicinal legal herbs that get you high and called you up to have you distribute it. This is the story I was told. I have zero verification of this, but I wrote the book on it.
Starting point is 00:54:19 I popularized it. And, you know, that's all I know. I got out of the business long before it was made illegal. Why did you get out of the business? And honestly, guys, if you're listening to this, please don't try it. It is, you know, what's fucking funny is by us telling people not to try it, you know what's going to happen? People are going to do what they want to do.
Starting point is 00:54:37 People are going to do it anyway, but seriously, legit, like, don't try it. It is the worst drug ever. And I really don't reckon. There's nothing pleasurable about it. Wait, what was your experience doing Salvia at the pyramids in Mexico with Terrence McKenna? I never want to do it again. It was crazy. It was like, I, you know, my world was like a jar, if you can imagine a jar, and somebody
Starting point is 00:54:57 smashed it with a hammer. And all the pieces flew everywhere. And my consciousness was alive in each of those glass pieces traveling through the air. And what really was five minutes felt like 50 years. Like I had whole other lives in each of those. But it wasn't just one. It was like multi-dimensional living in lots of different places, right? Bread maker, shoe maker, you know, whatever it was.
Starting point is 00:55:21 So it was absolutely a crazy thing, but it wasn't pleasant. I had a longing for being back to what I was, but I didn't know what I was. And it was the most terrifying experience I've had of any substance I've ever taken because there's no certainty that you're ever getting back. So you come back after five minutes and how do you feel? You look at Terrence and you're like, I gave him a big hug because I was like, holy shit, I'm so glad to be back. It's one of those things that's so horrible when you're doing it.
Starting point is 00:55:53 When you come back, you feel like a million bucks. And in fact, I know people, I think it was a university of Cuba or one of these universities was using it as a cure for depression. And I was like, I totally see how that fucking works. Because if you're depressed and you take this and you see what's on that other side, you ain't going to want to die. So it's like, I think it could have medical benefits. Because you blast off in some parallel universe.
Starting point is 00:56:16 And then when you come back to this and you're like, oh, thank God. Yeah, exactly. But dude, I think there's certain dimensions that we're just not meant to explore, and I think that's definitely one of them. I think it's definitely not good for you. I think it definitely doesn't advance you as a person in your life. And if you want to have anxiety for a long period of time, I think it's a great thing. But other than that, I would definitely not recommend taking that. Did you have a little bit of disassociation afterwards? I, you know, I had a little bit of anxiety afterwards from it. I don't think it was anti-anxiety for me, but I'm naturally like, why. in that way where I'm like, I want to fucking get back. I like my life. You know, and I realize, you know, like, I like my fucking life. I like my friends. I like the way that I live.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Your brain, your chemistry. Yeah, I like, I like where I'm at. Like, I don't need that stuff. But, you know, in my 20s, I had to like, you know, if I can learn that somehow. And I guess that was my path, right? So I did what I did. And thank God, I didn't, you know, do anything to me in that way. Why did you get out of the salvi business?
Starting point is 00:57:15 You know, at that time, I was getting out of all the air black. stuff that was really wearing on me. And it was fun when I was doing cool shit with cool people, which is my motto for life even now when I mentor people. I teach people how to make money. I do all that stuff. I have a measure, right? Because I don't need the money anymore. So the measure is I want to be doing cool shit with cool people. And I kind of want to wake up in the morning and fucking do that thing. Right. I want to wake up in the morning and be excited about what I'm doing. when it stops being fun I've worked too hard in my life
Starting point is 00:57:50 to fucking go back to working with people I don't want to doing shit that I don't want to do so I'm sure it's the same with you like doing this podcast I'm sure it's fucking fun for you you're having a great fucking time you're living your best up doing stand up like fucking lights you up I've seen you do stand up
Starting point is 00:58:04 and I see like you change who you are and I can see how you get excited about that and you think about like what your next thing is and you want to do that's what you should be doing but when that stops being fun right that's when we should stop doing that stuff because life's short and so I felt that way I felt it you know I was young but I was like look I made my money I'm good I don't have to work anymore if I don't want to I'm sure I'll be doing other stuff but I don't have to and this is just too stressful
Starting point is 00:58:30 all the government was coming after me that was the other thing so the pharma companies lobbied the government the government uh it was like let's get them let's fucking get this kid so every three letter agency you know was coming after me people were stealing from me. People were taking advantage of me because that was a kid and I was very wealthy and people were like, oh shit, how did he get that? People get jealous. People around you want what you have. People come after you when you get successful like that. So if you are below the radar and you make it a little bit of money, people don't fuck with you. But when you start making big money, millions, hundreds of millions, everybody wants a piece. Lawyers from people you never know, women who you
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Starting point is 01:00:27 Let's get back to the show. So when you're 15, you're homeless, when you're 18, you're making a billion dollars getting interviewed on the biggest shows in America with wholesale distribution of your product in every major, you know, supplement store at raves, at sex shops, all over the country, making crazy money. The margins on this stuff is like insane. I mean, if you made a billion, you probably spent like 100 million, like less. Yeah, so you have to calculate the money that people were stealing from me because everybody was stealing from me. I had from the get go. From the get go. I had no accounting. I had no like math. Like most of it was cash and duffel bags. How many of those things do you think?
Starting point is 01:01:06 arrived at the office, how many of them never arrived at the office? How many of those vans stopped somewhere before they arrived at the office? Who stole from me? You don't have to say whose names, but... Oh, who didn't steal from me, right? So it was everybody at that time. But you're hiring like your friends and things like that, right? I'm hiring my friends. I'm hiring anybody that can fog fog up a mirror at that point, because we had a huge operation. I didn't know how to hire. I wasn't a CEO. I wasn't even a COO. I didn't know how to run anything. I mean, since I've learned, and I've created an algorithm and now I teach people how to do that. But back then, I didn't know how to do that.
Starting point is 01:01:38 So I was just flying by the seat of my pants, right? But it was amazing because it was a period of time where I had kind of cracked the code, right? I had like broken the matrix. And anything I did was successful. I was like, fuck, we should, you know, we make t-shirts. We should just make t-shirts and sell them. And I would print t-shirts and all of a sudden we'd make tens of millions of dollars selling t-shirts.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Or I'd be like, I came out with crazy shit. I was like, I want to do a rave CD. We're going to do a rave CD. And I found some dude at raves who like, I don't know, got dude barely talk. And I had him do a CD. We sold 50,000 copies of the CD. Like, the CIA wants you to sell salvia.
Starting point is 01:02:20 And all of a sudden you make a couple, you know, 50 mill on that. Yeah, look, allegedly. I don't know if that's who it was. That's the way the story goes. Yeah. For the story, you know, that's what I was told. But some of the stuff checked out. Some of it didn't, but it's a mystery, but I don't know how that stuff got to...
Starting point is 01:02:35 But again, you make a little money trying this new venture, and that works. Yeah, everything I did worked. Everything I did work back then. It was like I couldn't fail. And I talk about it in my book and I teach it to the people who I mentor is, I called it suicide margins back in those days. Like, any problem that you can solve with money isn't a problem because money's easy to make. people just didn't have that mindset. I remember sitting down.
Starting point is 01:03:04 I would be in like these big meeting rooms, right? And there'd be like lawyers and the guy would sit down and he dropped the keys to his Porsche on the table. And, you know, there'd be bankers and stuff. And I'd look at the guy, you know, dropped his keys and he had the expense of Italian suit or whatever. And I'd be like, dude, what do you make? And he'd be like, well, you know, this year I'm going to make 100,000. And I was like, fuck, dude. I made that in like 20 minutes driving over here.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Like, and I was like, how long did you go to school? He's like, well, you know, six years for this, two years to get this. And, you know, I worked in the, I was like, fuck, man, that dude worked 16 years, you know, just in like education and starting in his practice. And he's making 100 grand. And I fucking made that before lunch. Like, there's something wrong here. Like, something doesn't equate.
Starting point is 01:03:49 And at that same time, you know, I had this huge imposter syndrome where I was like, how can this fucking be real? Right. How can I actually, like, everything I touch. is fucking turning to gold. How can any of this be real? Like, this doesn't make sense. And it was the craziest feeling at that time.
Starting point is 01:04:07 What's the first dumb thing that you bought? Oh, dude, I had collections of crazy cars. I had Ferraris. I had the first Nissan NSX that came out, which was badass. I bought boats, jet skis, houses. I bought Beach House. You know, Bronson Pinchot, if you ever see Beverly Hills Cop.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was actually a great comedian. I know you're into comedy. he's great. I bought his Malibu Beach House on whatever it is, Celebrity Row out there. This is a crazy beach house. I just bought it all cash, just pay cash.
Starting point is 01:04:40 1819? 1819. Oh, how old was that? Yeah. It would be roughly around there. When do your parents come back in the fold? So kind of in my 20s, once I made money, once I was like really wealthy.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Then I came back and everything was good because they're like, You have shame this family. You have brought shame to our family. I'm like, yeah, but I just put a million dollars in your account. Our son, we are so proud of you. Money solves all things when it comes to immigrant families, right? They can't talk shit about you too long.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Were they at any point skeptical about the endeavor? Were they like, oh, my son's drug dealer? Was it like, oh, it's fun? I think people were talking a lot of shit. Like, it actually went on, so they have like Persian radio. And I remember listening to Persian radio and one of my fucking cousins who I never talked to was on there, telling him how I was leading a cult. and I was a drug dealer and I was like, oh, this is interest, this is new information for me.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Like, everybody wants a little bit of that stardust that breaks off of you. Everybody wants a piece of you when you get wealthy and you get rich. And if you get both, everybody wants a piece. So even if they just touched you in the past, they want somebody to know that story because it brings importance to them. Because most people don't have importance and value to themselves. So when they, or I should say a lot of people. So when they touch someone like that, they want people to know. Or at least that's what it was like for me back then.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Did women become a problem at this point? No. I mean, you know, I was fairly conservative as far as like I, you know, I slept on the floor of the factory. I slept on the floor of the office. I was. You have a Malibu little, you know, beach house. I did have the beach house. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:26 I did have the beach house. You know, women, women came, and it was great. I had great relationships with a lot of women. I had girlfriends from time to time, and I had a pretty good time. But it never became a headache. It was never like, oh, this girl, you know, says she has a baby with me and she's trying to get some money out of me. Like, there were girls that were trying to get money out of me.
Starting point is 01:06:44 There's no babies that I know of. But there were, there's a lot. I mean, look, it's tough, man. When you're a young kid, right, I had long hair. I was a young kid. I had a lot of money. I had all the trappings of wealth. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:06:56 That seems like you'd be a clear target for some girl to like try to get a baby off you or try to. Yeah, you'd have to get in. And that was difficult because I just was not available, right? Like I was flying all over the world doing interviews. I was just busy all the time. And you would have to kind of pass my bullshit detector, which at that time was high because everybody wanted something from me. And that was a very difficult thing because you never knew who's like going to be there for you. Who's right or die?
Starting point is 01:07:23 Like who's your best bud? and who is just there for the money or the fame or just wants to be part of the buzz. Like we were the in thing. We were the it thing. Everywhere we went, people wanted to be a part of what we were doing. And that's tough.
Starting point is 01:07:39 That's tough. But, you know, the whole game, you know, with dating and women and stuff, is much, much harder when you're a millionaire. Or at least it was back in the 90s. I'm married now, so I don't have that problem. Who was right or die? Like which one of your friends?
Starting point is 01:07:55 Like did you have people from high school? Do you're like, oh, this guy never stole, he was solid the whole way? No, look, I have a couple friends who I'm still friends with to this very day, who in those days really had my back. But it was really just one or two people. The rest of people either are unknowns. I don't know if they stole or didn't or they did steal and they did take advantage. So it was a really difficult thing. And I write about it in the book and people will see it in the movie as well.
Starting point is 01:08:26 But yeah, that's one of the challenges, like, especially if you make money really fast, right? I think if you, like, come from wealth or if, like, you make money over time, it's a different story. But if you make it overnight, like, literally, like, you know, a few months back, you're, you know, sleeping on the beach and then you've got all this wealth. It's a very difficult thing to digest. And I think for most people, it doesn't go well. Hmm. What was the most money you made in a year at that time, like prior to it becoming illegal? Oh, I don't know. I mean, I know like in aggregate, it did probably over a billion dollars. I'm probably being conservative. In a year. No, in a year, it was definitely hundreds of millions of dollars. I don't know like how much in a year. I mean, it's this, you're talking about something that would be over 30 something years ago. So it's hard for me to know. But, you know,
Starting point is 01:09:18 I'm fucking terrible with math. I was terrible with fucking again. Dude, I had duffel bags stuffed with cash trying to figure out what the fuck to do with it. What kind of fucking business person does that? Like, I mean, when I look back to some of the stupid shit I did, like the things I trusted people with, like the way I operated the business and the way that I operate now, very different. So how does the empire start to crumble? Yeah. So the government was coming after us.
Starting point is 01:09:48 I realized that you can't fight the government because it's very expensive to fight the government. It costs millions of dollars. And you can't win because even if you win, you lose. Who tags you first? Is the FDA or the IRS? It was all of them. Yeah, it was all of them. No, I mean, the IRS never was much, but they came after us.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Every three-letter agency came after us. And they were like, here's the crazy thing what people don't know. When these agencies come after you, for the most part, I mean, assuming you haven't done anything criminal, right? If you do something criminal, then that's a different story. but when you do civil stuff, they come to you and they ask for money. It is the most insane thing.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Now, mind you, I had a middle school education. I didn't even have a high school education. And the attorneys come to me and they're like, oh, finally, you know, this three later agency has served us with this stuff. And it's bad, Shane, it's bad. I'm like, all right, how bad? Looks like you're going to have to pay $200,000.
Starting point is 01:10:46 And I'm like, okay. So, and then what happens? Yeah, no, that's, that's it. Didn't you hear us? And I was like, so the way that this works is they think you do something wrong. If you're right or wrong, it doesn't matter, but you can just pay and it goes away. It's called a fee. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:08 But, you know, they all, like I said, when you're making that level of money, everybody wants a piece. And the government's no stranger. They want a piece to do. Everybody wants a piece to do. Everybody wants a piece. And everybody wants to make a target of you because I was a very good example of them to make because I was on TV all the time. I was thumb in my nose at the authorities. I should have just shut the fuck up. But I didn't. I was very loud and very out there at that time. I didn't realize that you can make money quietly, which is what I teach people to do now.
Starting point is 01:11:36 I was noisy about it. And so what happened was all these agencies started coming after me, started costing me millions of dollars. I mean, I had attorneys on staff. And I really just got burnt out from it. So eventually I kind of dismantled it, sold off some of the pieces of it, and moved on to inventing digital vaporization, which a lot of people don't know. Did they ultimately make it illegal while you still had the companies? No, what they did was it was a game of cat and mouse. So they would ban one ingredients, like they banned a fedra. But there was another one that was similar to a fedra that we put in the product. And then I would go on some big news channel.
Starting point is 01:12:12 They'd be like, well, what are the ingredients in your products now? I'd be like, oh, it's this thing. And then they'd be like, oh, shit, we got to ban that. And they would ban that. And then I would come up again. They'd be like, what are you having it this week? And I'd be like, Kava, Kava, where I introduced Kava, you know, in a big way to a mass commercial scale. Nobody had sold that before in the way that we did.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Oh, yeah, okay. And so they restricted that. So everything became restricted. And I was just like, you know what, the shit's fucking exhausting. And I don't need the stress. I've got the millions. You know, my life is good. Like, I should get out.
Starting point is 01:12:41 And, you know, I think most. people don't think about that, right? Because they have like this gambler mentality, but I didn't. I was just like, you know what? Like, I had to move on to the next thing. And during that time, I had started working on the first vape in the late 90s. And nobody knew what a vape was. Nobody knew what that technology was. I built that technology. I patented it. It was the first vape company to go public. And I sold that company. But we were making the first vapes that's well documented. And that company made millions of dollars too. So what age did you step away from the ephedra? Oh, uh, it's probably like 20, 21, something like that. Wow. Yeah. And you had amassed what level of
Starting point is 01:13:25 wealth at that point? So a lot of the money was burnt, a lot of it was spent. That was the other thing. The money was like just going straight down the drain with the legal fees, fighting all these agencies. So. The theft from the employees and people you trusted. Yeah. So it was, you know, I, I, I, I, scrolled away a good amount of money and had a bunch of money investments in real estate and other things. So nine figures? You know, yeah, it was it was low nine figures, I think, at that point. That's not bad for 20 years old. No. What happened to your mentor? Ed died. He died not too long ago. And I had several other mentors after him. And but at that time, when you're 20 years old, you just exit this whole company. Yeah. Sell off everything. Yeah. He kind of disappeared before I did that. He was a
Starting point is 01:14:11 mysterious character. He was not a normal human being. Uh, he was, he was a very unusual person. And I think when he felt that I was ready to go out on my own, I think he just disappeared. And I didn't talk to him after. He never popped back up when you were making the money. He never wanted to say, hey. No, he never checked in. No, no, no. No, he didn't have a number. He had a, uh, uh, one of those, uh, voicemails and then later a pager. And that was it. That was how I'd get a hold of him. I would leave a message and then he would call me back somehow. Did you ever reconnect with him before he passed away? No, unfortunately, no. But I heard from a mutual friend that he passed away and then I checked out and he did. Wow. Yeah. What a bizarre turn of events. He was a bizarre dude. He was
Starting point is 01:14:56 an unusual dude. I mean, he was, he was an activist to the extreme. I mean, he fought police departments of major, I mean, he was called the California Walkman, if anybody wants to look it up. But he was a very unusual character. And I think something happened to him. I think something happened to him when he first took LSD that shifted his consciousness in another way. I don't know, he slipped into another dimension or something and came back a different person or, you know, maybe realized his potential. And his real potential, I don't think was the activism that he did, but I think it was inspiring and influencing people like myself to be different, right? Showing us what's behind the curtain. Hmm. Now, the book takes on sort of like a cult angle that there were certain people that would kind of follow you guys around at different raves and like they loved the supplement and they wanted to keep on taking it. And they like formed a bond with each other. Yeah. Can you expand on that sort of labeling? Yeah. So look, well, I have a crazy cult story for you of a real cult. But I will tell you about kind of the cult of herbal E. And then I can share that story with you. I think you might find it fun. It's kind of a funny story.
Starting point is 01:16:07 but yeah look I think people are always looking for something to hang on to something to identify with I think we're seeing now more and more now with all social media TikTok everything that's going people want to identify and belong to something because in general particularly people in younger generations feel disenfranchised right you look on YouTube you look on TikTok everybody's got a Lambo. Everybody's going to marvelous places and living these magical lives and it's out of reach. So when somebody comes by who has a plan, when there's something that they could hang their hat on, people have a tendency to gravitate towards that. And I had 200 employees at that time and millions of people all over the world that we use in our product. So I actually remember the day when detail
Starting point is 01:17:02 Magazine article came out. And they had flown me out to New York, which is where we're at now, to be photographed by this amazing dude, this incredible photographer, this guy, David LaChapelle, who's a legendary photographer. He's got a book on Tasha, and he's incredible. And he was going to photograph me for what was to be the cover of Details Magazine, which was a big magazine in the 90s, if people don't know it, turned out that they put, who's the guy from Soundgarden, whoever that, Chris Cornell. Chris Cornell was on the cover, but we got, a mention on the cover and it was a huge article on the inside it was like a like a nine page article on the inside and I remember it was like a day in the life kind of interview so they sent
Starting point is 01:17:43 this reporter out this total weenie guy came and he was like following me around I was like oh this guy's such a dick I was like you know what I got if I can't lose this guy because I can't like I can't handle like his duchiness and so we bailed on him he wanted to follow us to a club or a party or some celebrity had invited me to something so we were going so we lost the guy and then, you know, a few weeks later, the article came out. And it was the most sensational article ever. And the headline was the $350 million scam. And I remember that piece coming out. And it was a big magazine back then, right? I think it was in hundreds of thousands of issues in circulation. And I just remember thinking to myself, fuck, all right, that's it. Especially
Starting point is 01:18:23 for somebody with imposter syndrome, I started thinking to myself, dude, like, none of my friends are going to talk to me. Uh, you know, no girl's ever going to like want to hang out with me. Like, this is it, I'm totally fucked. I just remember the phone started ringing over and over and over again. Girls were coming to my door with marriage proposals and bringing me gifts and it was the most insane thing I had ever seen and it was the shittiest article I had ever read. But it put a number on you. It put a number, yeah. It said $350 million, which I think he was, he knew that we had done much more than that, but I think he published that as kind of a jab. Like, hilarious.
Starting point is 01:19:02 Pretty funny, right? But it's also like, you know, not every girl cares how the money's made. That's right. They just care that there's $350 million laying around. Oh, yeah. Wow. That's right.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Oh, I mean, that was a crazy time. But I'll tell you, you know, as far as cults go, here's a really crazy story. It's a fun story. So there was a bookstore in L.A. called the Bodie Tree. And the Bodie Tree was this amazing place. I think it was from like the 1960s.
Starting point is 01:19:30 And it was like a bookstore of everything esoteric and spiritual and a cult. And anything to do with like alternative ways of thinking, they had it there. But it was more than a bookstore. It was like a place to be and like to meet like minded people. They had lectures. They had, you know, all kinds of like crazy wacky things. So I was there. I showed up there because I would go, I would spend most of my money that, you know,
Starting point is 01:19:56 before I had money on books. And when I had money, I would spend thousands of dollars in just buying books. And I would spend entire weekends, like in a room, just reading piles of books on anything and everything I was interested in business, self-development, personal development, any of that stuff. So I went there and I had my usual haul of books. And I noticed this girl super hot. Like in the court, I'm like, all right, I got to go talk to her. So I went and talk to her.
Starting point is 01:20:21 And she was like a little awkward but very responsive. And we exchanged phone numbers. She gave me a phone number. And I didn't think much about it, right? So I go off, she called me right away. She's like, hey, you know, love to invite you over to my house for dinner. And I was like, oh, well, that happened pretty, pretty freaking fast. I was like, but, you know, maybe she, like, you know, she found out who I was or she'd seen me on TV or something like that.
Starting point is 01:20:46 I was like, yeah, I didn't care. She's going to the house on a first day. It's pretty good. It's pretty attractive. I was like, yeah, sure. So I show up to the house to this address. and it's one of those houses where it takes you 15 minutes
Starting point is 01:21:02 to go from the driveway to the front door I mean a real fucking mansion, right? And so I drive to the front door, I'm like, this can't be the right address. I mean, this chick looked like kind of shabby, like, well, she was attractive, but shabby. So we go into the door and this dude opens the door
Starting point is 01:21:20 and he's like, hello, I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm here to see someone. And by the way, I'm not going to name who this person is because they're probably still around. And he goes, welcome. I'm like, who are you, sir? I'm just here to, you know, I was invited to dinner. He's like, yes, we know you're invited to dinner.
Starting point is 01:21:38 I'm God's butler. And I said, God's butler, huh? I'm like, this is going to be one hell of the night. So as I walk in through the front door, he's like, please have a seat. There's a fireplace. and on top of the fireplace is a big-ass picture
Starting point is 01:21:57 of this guru, right? And I'll give you a clue. He's a white dude who had gone to India in the 60s and started this like mega cult and there was obviously some kind of scandal so now he was living on some island somewhere but these were his followers
Starting point is 01:22:11 and there's all these weird women dressed in all white and they all disappear into the back rooms and the butler goes she'll be right with you sir. And I'm going what the is this?
Starting point is 01:22:25 And then she comes out I mean dressed beautifully in this like sheer lace thing and I mean she was I think she was a model at that time as well and she goes
Starting point is 01:22:36 oh you've met the butler come into the house and so we come into the main part of the house and there's this old like dining table with like you know silver fucking you know those things where you take the top off
Starting point is 01:22:48 this all set up for us right and she tells us me she's like, have a seat. And the butler comes in and sits at the corner. And these women appear drop off like some plates of stuff and they immediately go back. There's no talk about who they are or what they are like anything like that. And I'm sitting there going, holy effing, you know, I just thought I'd be like, you know, going on a date with this girl. Having spaghetti in the kitchen. Having spaghetti in the kitchen. And turns out that,
Starting point is 01:23:23 her dad was one of the biggest cult guys in the 1960s. And, you know, he owns a lot of property from money from his followers. And this is one of many. And she was kind of a rebel and kind of didn't really, you know, subscribe to it. So the dad gave her the house and a bunch of this other stuff and told his followers that she might be the next like, you know, know, God in their group, so they have to, like, look after her. And I remember thinking to myself, like, dude, how do I get out of this one? I was like, she's hot. Really weird. What the hell? Like, really hot, really weird. I mean, guys complain about, like, Crystal Girls
Starting point is 01:24:10 where they're like, oh, she's got a salt lamp in her room. Bro, you ever try to smash God? Like, what the, like, that's crazy. This is a legit, weird-ass 90s. So what is the rest of the dinner? Like, they brought out some vegetarian stuff, which was very bland. They had a very specific diet that God made you eat and ate it. What did you talk about? You're like, oh, you have any siblings? Like, what is the first date? Very odd spiritual type topics that like everything came back to their like supreme God guy.
Starting point is 01:24:43 So it was kind of like, yes, and he tells us that to only eat carrots because they, you know, I don't know, came out of this, this wombat's butt. I don't know. It was like that kind of like wacky shit. And you just couldn't argue. You were just like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And, uh, you know, it was a very awkward dinner. You smash? I'm not going to say if I did or I did not, but I'm not going to say that I didn't. That is wild, bro. It was the craziest freaking thing. I mean, it was, it was a legit cult. I looked the guy up. He had thousands of people part of his cult living on some freaking island. Do you think she was plotting on you? Oh, like to join. Oh, she definitely wanted me to join.
Starting point is 01:25:22 But I'm saying, like, she saw you at the bookstore a week before, and she was like, oh, how often does that guy come in and then tracked you down and then gave you the proposition? No, I think I was fairly innocent. I think she was like kind of lost. Yeah, she was kind of like, you know, it's like dude was her dad, but like, shit's weird. Like, you know, why these fucking guys? Like, you still want the convent, bro. You're still like, no, she liked me for me, man.
Starting point is 01:25:45 Like, bro, she was plotting on you, bro. Maybe she was. Yeah. Maybe you're right. You're still like, no, she, she, it was because my jokes. It was my personality. It was my personality and looks. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:25:57 I don't know. It was a weird time, man. But, you know, it's strange. Like, when you're in the flow of things, I tell people this all the time. When you're in the flow, magical shit happens. You know this because you're a successful comedian, right? But you weren't always a successful comedian. So something happened.
Starting point is 01:26:12 Something shifted where you went from being unsuccessful to successful. And it's that moment. where if you can capture that, you can make that goal for a very long time. And I feel like that's what I did. I feel like that's what I'm still doing. Kind of law of attraction vibes almost. I don't mean to superstitious ties it or whatever. But like it is this idea that like that little magic where things go in my favor, like where the, you know, the ball is bouncing on the edge of the rim.
Starting point is 01:26:40 And it could bounce out or it could bounce in. More often than not, the ball's bouncing in. Let me put it to you this way. I think a lot about this stuff. And I don't know about law of attraction. I'm sure it works for some people. It doesn't work for other people. I have a 10-year-old, my 10-year-old boy.
Starting point is 01:26:55 He asked me the other day, we were in London. He looks at me. He goes, Dad, how do people get lucky? And I said, what? He goes, yeah, you know, this guy, like, when people get wealthy, do they ever get lucky? And I said, I thought about it for a second. It occurred to me, yes, people get lucky. But in life, you have to make your own luck.
Starting point is 01:27:17 So luck isn't just, oh, randomly something came to me. Sometimes random things will come to you. But you have to be at the right time, at the right place, doing the right thing. You may not know what you're doing, why you're doing it. But if you set your intention, you have the right mindset, you can create the environment where luck comes to you. And in that way, it's not woo-woo. I believe in luck in that way that we can create our own luck. So that's how I explained it to him.
Starting point is 01:27:43 And in the mind of a magical 10-year-old, it worked. No, I think that's a great way to put it. I've always seen luck as a lottery. Yeah. Do people that win the lottery, are they lucky? Sure, but they bought a ticket. They bought a ticket. That's right. You know, and sometimes people buy hundreds of tickets, and those people might get luckier. So if you have many ventures, if you're meeting many people, if you're constantly working, those are just more tickets that you're buying. That's not a guarantee that you're going to win. But if you play long enough, your odds of winning go way up. That's right. What I'm hearing you say is, if you don't play,
Starting point is 01:28:17 you have 100% chance of failing. Right. Yeah, that's good life advice. Go play the lottery. All right. Go. That's a good way to get rich. If you're trying to get rich, that's the move, all right?
Starting point is 01:28:27 But no, I do think that's generally true. I mean, it is a frequency. You know what I mean? Like, I always, I don't know why. I always look at it as like a little, like, bottle. And, like, I imagine, like, there's like a marble bouncing in here. Yeah. And every time the marble bounces out, that's like a success.
Starting point is 01:28:45 And it's like, the more little bowl. you put in here, the odds of a ball bouncing out to go way up if they're bouncing all over, you know? So it's just like the more work and the more people are meeting, the more energy you put into a venture or multiple ventures, it's just up in your frequency of having success. That's right. Yeah. That's right. I believe that. You know, it's crazy because life works synchronistically. And I didn't used to believe so much in this. It just happened for me. And I started to think about it. And it's like, you put yourself in a certain mindset. And then you put yourself out into the world. And you're like, you know what? I'm going to be
Starting point is 01:29:16 open to what comes. And when you do that in the right way, opportunities come to you. Like, it's the craziest thing. I was in Paris in the 90s, and I decided to take a train to some party in some little town somewhere just to go check it out. And sitting next to me, the dude opens up this newspaper. And on the back of the newspaper is an article about me. And then he turns it around and starts reading it, and it's got a big picture of me. And then I see him looking over and he motions for me to come over and I sit with him. That guy became my distributor in France for my products. And it was like I wouldn't have been on that train. I wouldn't be talking to this guy. But all those things were there. I was lucky. But was I lucky? Or did I create that luck?
Starting point is 01:30:01 Well, you got lucky that day. But let's say that didn't happen that day. Maybe you would have gotten lucky a week later. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Maybe the luck is inevitable because you made enough chances for the threads to tie together. That's right. That's right. I think there's something to getting in the flow. And I don't think, this is my problem with things like law of attraction and the secret and these things. I think we try to solidify like what those things are. We try to put a label on them. We try to put a name on them. Being like, hey, this is this, this is that. Right. We want us to be formulaic and tangible. We want us to be formulaic and tangible. And I don't think there's a formula to that. What's up, guys? We're going to take a break really quick because it's time to talk
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Starting point is 01:33:55 He's a professor. He spent his life researching what are the commonalities of success. And I love his book and what he teaches because what he talks about, and this is fascinating. He looked at artists like Basquiat. He looked at people like Picasso. He's like, what is the commonality that these people have? And he goes, okay, so first and foremost, athletes, artists, people like that, you have performance.
Starting point is 01:34:19 You have to be performative. You have to be able to do a certain level of the work that you do. If you're a comedian, you got to be able to tell good jokes. They have to have the structure. You got to have baseline stuff. But a lot of people have that. Like, there were a lot of artists, arguably way better than Basquiat at the time of Baskillard, better color theory, better, you know, all those things that make up good art.
Starting point is 01:34:38 But his paintings go for $59 million, and the guy from Metallica collects them. And the other guy, you can buy on eBay for $50 and a Coke, right? So what is the difference between these two? And his answer is, it's performance, and in the absence of performance, it's network. Baskillah connected with Warhol. Warhol had a deep and advanced network through all the Illuminati, all the people, of that time, all the famous people. So that network amplified the success of what his work was.
Starting point is 01:35:11 So a big part, and this was kind of to your point about what you were saying about luck, is being able to have a network and being able to use it to amplify what you're doing. Now I'm curious with this network conversation, in the come-up from 15 to 20, you've made hundreds of millions of dollars. the company's grossed, you know, over a bill and rev. I imagine that the type of space that you're in, which is like mostly legal, maybe gray area on unregulated herbal medicine that makes people feel really good. I imagine that you might cross paths with bad people and like bad guys and maybe tough guys
Starting point is 01:35:55 that want a piece. And they're either just straight up criminals and want to rob you. Sure. Or they're a distributor that's kind of mobbed up that's like, hey, if you don't want a problem and we know where you live, you know, you should probably do XYZ. Do you have any stories of times where you felt like your life was threatened or you felt like things could go sideways? Didn't happen often, but it did happen. And I tell the story in my book about a brush with the Yakuza, the Japanese mafia, who I didn't even know what they were at the time. So Herbaly was selling very successfully throughout Japan.
Starting point is 01:36:34 The Japanese really liked our product. And the funny thing is, because in Japan, if you make it in the shape of a pill, it's considered a drug and it's illegal. So we got around that by putting him in animal shapes. So Herbaly was sold in Japan, unlike anywhere else in the world, in animal shapes. So then they saw it as a food. That was the only thing in the law. we got a Japanese lawyer and he said, hey, the only way you could sell this year is if you sell them in animal shape. So we got the machines and made them in multivitamin animal shapes and we sold them
Starting point is 01:37:05 there. And it became very successful. The problem with Japan at the time was that there was a growing underbelly which I didn't know anything about, which were mom people. And we were selling both our supplements and the cigarettes, the e-cigarettes to them. E, of course, stands for that thing that we're not going to talk about on this show. And so I got a call to fly to Japan. And I remember being in a meeting. And it was exactly like the movies. It was in one of those Rio con-type rooms.
Starting point is 01:37:40 The Rio cons are the ones where you have the grass mats and there's the geisha-looking women serving tea. And it was that kind of a thing. And I remember everybody standing up. And I was like, why is everybody standing up? And this man walking in, he was missing a finger on one hand. And he was like a very heavy dude. And he sat down heavy by like his vibe.
Starting point is 01:38:03 And he sat down. And I thought I was in that room to negotiate distribution. Because we had a distributor there. But the distributor was going through other distributors. And I thought they wanted to get the distribution. They understood that they were buying the whole company and taking control of everything. which led to a very tense moment where it was one of those times
Starting point is 01:38:29 where I was like, am I going to die in this room? Because I looked to my left and there were some very heavy dudes. Everybody was smoking like it was their job. And, you know, there was dudes that were like missing fingers. There was dudes that were like tatted up.
Starting point is 01:38:44 And it, the vibe was definitely not friendly. And I had my distributor there who was translating for me from English to Japanese and there was a lot of just like sit down and shut the fuck up like just don't say it like he will talk and you will talk when spoken to and that's it
Starting point is 01:39:02 but I couldn't let the company go at that time and certainly not to the Japanese mob and it all ended in a very long stare down what most people don't understand about doing business in Asia particularly at that time is that Americans want to get to business like right away. So you deal with Americans, is seen as very rude in Asia, particularly in Japan. They want to sit down, they go, okay, so what's the deal? What are the deal points? Let's do it. In Asian culture, they want to get to know you. So you can have several
Starting point is 01:39:35 meetings before even topic of business is brooch. So we had several of those meetings and this was the last of them. And it came to this very tense moment where it was a stair down. And I was like, I don't speak the language. And I'm not sure my translator is doing such a good job. but I can't back down. And I remember like looking at this guy and he put his hand on mine. And then he got up and it was like this, all the other guys, everybody got up and everybody was standing. And I was like, all right, are we going to, am I dying in Japan today? Because is that what's happening? Am I going to die in Japan today? And he walked out and apparently, you know, we had an understanding that they would get the distributorship, but they were not going to
Starting point is 01:40:18 get the company and it worked out. But it was one of those weird things that I think it could have just as easily gone a very different direction. Wow. So they did handle the distribution for some time. Yeah. It's one of those things in some countries. They just handle it. That's just what it is. There's a criminal element mixed in with all business. And I didn't deal with them. The distributor dealt with them. The Italian restaurants in Brooklyn for years were mob joints. Is that right? Yeah. I mean, that's just like what it was for years and some of them still are to this day and that's just a part of what it was. It's a part of what it was.
Starting point is 01:40:54 Yeah. And, you know, I didn't know. But there was, like I said, there were so many brushes like that for me where I was just a minute away from making the wrong decision or a minute where the right decision could have gotten wrong. But I made it. I was at the right place at the right time doing the right thing. Wow.
Starting point is 01:41:10 Do you believe in God? What do you mean by God? So I'm assuming you were raised Muslim. Is that a fair assumption? Jewish. You were raised Jewish? I was raised Jewish, yeah. You're a Persian Jew?
Starting point is 01:41:21 Persian Jew, man. Oh, I should have known. Oh, this makes so much more sense. So I will warn you, I just did a podcast where I mentioned it, same way in passing. A lot of anti-Semitic comments. So you grew up, you had a bar mitzvah? I did, yeah. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:41:35 How was your bar mitzvah? Was it good? It was okay. It was good. I got a lot of free shit. So that's cool. Your parents didn't, like, ball out for it. Like, you was a regular.
Starting point is 01:41:43 No, we were poor, man. We, you know, we struggled to. towards middle class, but I wish it was cool. I went to a few where I was like, holy shit, like, dudes got money. Dudes are rolling. Like, we definitely were not bawling like a lot of these guys, you know? I mean, I didn't even go to a restaurant until I was like a real restaurant until I was like well off on my own. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Explain this to me again. I had a rich friend who, you know, took me out somewhere. And I was like, okay, so the way this works is they're going to bring you a menu.
Starting point is 01:42:14 And then I can order anything I want on here, and they'll bring it to me. It was like, yeah, what are you talking about? I was like, this shit's crazy. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, we just ate at home. We had that thing where I was like, I want McDonald's. I was like, I'll make you better than McDonald's at home.
Starting point is 01:42:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That all Eddie Murphy, you know, bit. Wow. So this is wild. So as you grow up, I imagine, again, correct me from wrong, you probably are like not as committed to your faith as you're 18 years old making millions of dollars. You're not doing Shabbats.
Starting point is 01:42:42 you're not going to temple or synagogue. It's kind of like a thing on the periphery. Yeah, I think the way more and more I think about religion and the way I think about God and I'm no expert to talk about this stuff. But I think, you know, people should believe in what serves them. I think there's, like, good stuff about religion, I think is community, the fact that it brings people together in a community. And I, you know, I appreciate that about people who, you know, have faith in that stuff. I think the stuff I don't like about it is like divisiveness and kind of like the core of like almost all religions is that like our God is like the one dude, right? And then you look, look back throughout history through human history. And there's so many different gods and spleaf and so many different
Starting point is 01:43:22 ones. But everybody thinks theirs is like the dude. And if you don't believe in that, you're going to go to some version of their hell. And I think that's very divisive and problematic. And you look at the history of that. And it's brutal. It's like violence enacted on people. Even today, we see violence enacted and divisiveness and sort of the split of humanity based on these people or this religion and that religion. And, you know, the best, I think, book I've ever read on this is by Dr. Seuss. Did you ever read Dr. Seuss books? Sure. And he's got this book, I think, is called Butterside Up.
Starting point is 01:43:59 And it's about these two people, these two, like tribes of these creatures, right? And the only difference between them is that half of them like their sandwiches, their toes. So it's butter side up and the other one's butterside down, but they're crazy war against each other, like mad war over this. And that's kind of how I see it. So I don't like it as a divisive thing. I think if it's the type of thing that like brings you peace and brings you harmony and brings you belief, it's cool. But I think as long as it's not causing harm to you or other other people, just my opinion. Shout out Dr. Seuss, dude. Shout out Dr. Seuss. Maybe to a German to make a Jew more open-minded, right?
Starting point is 01:44:39 Was he German? I don't know. I'm pretty sure he is. I think his last name was like, like, Zois or some shit. Theodore Giesel. Giesel? I believe. Where did Seuss come from?
Starting point is 01:44:47 I forget. I've read some shit about this. It sounds like he could be German for this show. I thought he was German. I don't know. We got to look into it. But this is so, so interesting. So I guess do you believe that there's a, some type of divine creator?
Starting point is 01:44:58 They don't have to be omniscient. They don't have to be omnipotent. They just have to be some type of divine creation. Like, do you subscribe to this idea that there is. some greater good or greater being that's like looking out for your your goodwill. So I think there's forces beyond what we know. More and more these days, I'm really digging the simulation theory ideas that there's other dimensions.
Starting point is 01:45:21 And so there's like multiple versions of us living in multiple realities. At least I like to think that's something that's cool if it could be real. But as far as like, you know, is there like some dude and like a white robe sitting on top of us? hill somewhere like, you know, is going to judge us when we die. I, you know, I, I don't know if I believe in that. But, you know, what I do know is like, it's okay to be just, what do you call agnostic? Like, I don't know. I mean, if, if, if that's a thing, cool, I mean, like, no one's ever, you know, proven that to me. Do I need to believe in that? You know, you can believe
Starting point is 01:46:00 in different gods at different points in your life, right? Like, whatever fucking serves you, right? The Vikings had this crazy belief system that we don't even know like what they actually believed, but we've got some idea through the sagas and through some of the things that we've seen. The people before them believed in something else and, you know, the Vedics believed in these things. And, you know, there's such a wide range of beliefs. But I think a lot of that stuff has to do with control. And that's something I don't do very well with. But for you on a personal basis, just as Shaheen, are you like, yeah, there's probably something up there. Or are you just sort of agnostic like, maybe it is?
Starting point is 01:46:36 I can't say. I don't know if there's something up there, because I think, I guess if you think about like up there, that means it's something that's like... It's a bit Abrahamic. Yeah, like bigger and higher than us, but something that like we're part of. I guess my answer would be maybe. I just don't know, you know. If somebody told me, hey, man, I believe in this thing or that thing.
Starting point is 01:46:55 I'd be like, cool, man. Like, how's that? What's that going to affect my life? They're like, hey, come join this community. I'd be like, I don't really want to join your community. I'm like good where I'm at, but I'll tell you what, when I turn on my, my music and I listen to Marvin Gay, like, I feel something. It's amazing and I can't explain it, right? When I see a beautiful piece of art or a person who I think like just looks really beautiful or is really kind or does a kind act for somebody else, I think, wow, there's something there. When I see things in humanity where people do things regardless of how it benefits them, I think that's amazing. And there's something. And there's something there's something. I think that's, something to that, right? We can't explain it, like, why this person did this selfless thing, right, that goes against all the reasons why they would do it. Do you want to call that God?
Starting point is 01:47:43 Like, I don't know. I feel like that's a human construct, right? I don't want to get, like, too deeply philosophical about that because it's not, like, you know, what I do. But, you know, I guess just the whole concept of organized religion, I think for a lot of people now, like, doesn't work, right? And this is something that's been going on for a long time where, like, They move from the concept of organized religion to some type of spirituality. And then that turns into an organized religion, right? I'm sure you know people that are like, oh, dude, I'm spiritual. But then all of a sudden, you're like, dude, all the shit you do fucking is like way worse than like you just signed up for the fucking thing.
Starting point is 01:48:16 I do my spiritual meetups three times a week and I can't hang out with you and I don't eat these. I'm like, whoa. That's right. What's going on? So like the ayahuasca stuff, you know, like I took lots of expeditions to the jungle. And people aren't going to be happy with this. But I've, you know, I hung out with indigenous tribes all over the world. I went to the Amazon. I went to Trisferenteras, which, you know, is the borderlands.
Starting point is 01:48:36 You know, we contacted non-contacted tribe back in the day. I did ayahuasca with them in the jungle. And there was none of that like crazy ceremony or like any of that stuff where they, they weren't calling it, oh, the medicine. They weren't like doing all this like weird shit. They were just taking it and it was part of their culture. What were they doing? What was it like when you did it? This is probably what, 90s, 2000? Yeah, you know, in the early 2000s, I think it was. You know, What were they doing? Yeah, I went on an expedition.
Starting point is 01:49:04 We met this tribe. Apparently they were cannibals at some point. And I had known about ayahuasca. They were like, hey, you know, do you want to try it? We're sitting in this like hut. You know, they have this cauldron in the middle. They made like a little concentrate. And, you know, they take it.
Starting point is 01:49:21 For them, it doesn't seem to have the same effect as it does for foreigners who take it. Because I guess they have some kind of exposure to it. And, you know, they do it. They sing, you know, all night long. It's kind of like a tribal thing. But even when they're not doing ayahuasca, they're still having their tribal times. But I didn't find anything like so deeply spiritual
Starting point is 01:49:40 about the experience just me, right? I just felt like, oh, I was there and I was trying this thing that they take. Did you see fractals? Do you see Gaia? No, I can't say I did. I think it was like very strong mushrooms is what it felt like, but also felt nauseous.
Starting point is 01:49:57 I guess it's different. But I know there's people who have a strong connection to it. I don't want to put people off. I mean, you know, people who have a strong connection to that stuff and they take it and it impacts and changes their life and whatever. And I think that's all cool. I think like if it's something that improves people's lives and they have a real result from it, you know, that's cool, like for them, you know, but I don't, you know, like, I know people who are
Starting point is 01:50:19 like, man, I take it every weekend and, you know, they have a whole thing around it and it like makes their identity. Yeah. I'm just like, dude, like, I've seen the like actual people who like that stuff grows like in their backyard and they make it and take it and they that that's not what they're like right so yeah it's been sort of commercialized in a in a different way I guess like it's sort of been branded for like instagram models to like have a spiritual experience yeah and look I think that's okay I'm nobody to judge so I think you know I think it's okay if that you know if that helps you in some way in your
Starting point is 01:50:50 life but it's a little incompatible with the authentic version that you saw when you were you know I think so I think so I think a lot of those indigenous communities and I you know I've you know I've hanged out with them for years and years and years. That would be like the fun thing that I would do. I think they're trying to survive. And I think, you know, they, they, they, they, it's so far away from them that somebody would be an Instagram model, right, and go to fire festival and the next weekend, come and take, you know, something that they, they're used to take in and like their home.
Starting point is 01:51:20 I think it's, it's so far away. I think it would just be like, so out of like the scope of things that they would understand. Like, it's just weird. So I don't really know, you know. When was the first time you went to Burning Man? I only went once. I only went one time.
Starting point is 01:51:37 Really? When was that? Yeah, man, I don't know. It was like 2000, 2000 something. Oh, so it was the early days. Yeah. Oh, how was that experience? Was it fun?
Starting point is 01:51:45 You know, it's not my thing. Not my thing. Yeah. You know, I respect people who do that. I mean, I thought it was cool that it was like people would build this like alternative community or whatever. But I don't know. I mean, when I went, I'm like, you know, some rich dude living in L.A.
Starting point is 01:51:59 Like, I was like, dude, I like, dude, I like want a hotel room and like some good food. Like I wasn't down for the dirty camping in the mud and doing that kind of stuff. And again, I didn't really party, right? Like I didn't do drugs. I don't smoke. I don't drink. So I think that might have had something to do with it because I think a lot of people
Starting point is 01:52:15 did that stuff. Makes sense. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. So then after you get out of the herbal E game. Yeah. And the Salvia game. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:23 Around the same time, I'm assuming. Yeah. You do vapes. Yeah. We also had an ayahuasca pill that we interested. produced, but that was a different story. How long did you do that for? That was part of when we were selling salivay.
Starting point is 01:52:34 We also had an ayahuasca pill that we had introduced to the United States. Surprisingly, they didn't do very well. Not a lot of people took it. Wow. I mean, I guess, yeah, ayahuasca is just coming on to the horizon in the last like seven, eight years. Yeah. So maybe it was ahead of its time.
Starting point is 01:52:47 Yeah, it was a beautiful package. I was really impressed with it, but I didn't do so well. Yeah, so after that I did vaporizers and then did the vapes and then... And that's just nicotine or was that for weed as well? So I invented the technology for it. And yeah, initially it was a smoking cessation product. I was also working with the biggest pharma companies in the world to build it as a smoking cessation technology. But it turned out as weed was slowly becoming legalized, they were heading towards legalization, that everybody was using it for cannabis at that time.
Starting point is 01:53:17 We couldn't advertise that that's what it was for. We advertised it as a nicotine or smoking cessation device. And put whatever cartridge you want in there. Put whatever cartridge you want in there. And yeah, and that was really interesting building that technology when nobody knew what it was, but it also was amazing too. And how long did you do that for? That was from 2000, maybe, actually it was from like 1999 to 2006 I exited that. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:53:47 And sold that to. That was a private investor who purchased that company and then it went public. Oh, wow. Yeah. So it still exists today? I don't think so. Got acquired by someone? I think it got acquired and then I think something happened.
Starting point is 01:54:02 Yeah. And I think, you know, the technology shifted to the little cigarette things that everybody uses, right? And then you had jewel pop up who totally took my playbook and, you know, technology that I had built back in the day. Yeah. Did they have to pay for the patent to use it? I had sold it by then. So I don't know. I don't think they did.
Starting point is 01:54:22 Maybe they did. I don't know. I was out. So I got out and I sold and, you know, moved on to doing Amazon. Interesting. Random question. I don't even know if this connects at all.
Starting point is 01:54:33 In the time that you were like in L.A. in the late 90s, did you ever link up with the Ed Hardy guys? I did go to one of their crazy parties. Okay, so this was a crazy party. I went with a celebrity friend of mine who will remain unnamed. What was the other brand that they had? It was Ed Hardy and... I remember whatever was the motorcycle brand.
Starting point is 01:54:52 Everybody needs t-shirts that look like you have a tattoo. The fuck was a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck was that? It was Ed Hardy. Billions. He made so much money with that shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:02 Oh my God. But I was like, why is everybody wearing shirts that looks like they have fucking tattoos? Von Dutch. Oh, Von Dutch. Do you remember Von Dutch? I remember the brand. Yeah. Might still be around.
Starting point is 01:55:11 Both of them might still be around. But I remember I got invited to a party. I went with a celebrity friend of mine and we showed up there. Do you want to hear how crazy this party was? This guy had a boxing ring in the middle. It was in L.A. I think it was like where the Peter. in Auto Museum is now, I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 01:55:29 And a helicopter flew in, and it was Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson was performing. Michael Jackson left. It was Madonna performing at his birthday party. And he was in the middle of the boxing ring, smoking cigars, and popping champagne. I think every A-less celeb was at this party. And I don't know how much money you need to have to have Michael Jackson and Madonna perform. That's gotta be a favor at that point.
Starting point is 01:55:59 You know what I mean? I don't even know. I don't think you can put a number on it. I think Michael's got to be like, man, I like you and like, I fuck with you. And like, yeah, I'll do the favor because I'm in town. Fuck. I don't know. I don't think there's a, I don't think there's a price personally.
Starting point is 01:56:12 Really? Yeah. I don't know. But I remember it just being like, who the fuck are these people? I was like, who is this guy, you know? Oh, that's crazy. Some guys know how to do it. Some guys know how to hack the system.
Starting point is 01:56:23 Some guys know how to, you know, whatever he got. that success. I don't know. I got to see the documentary, but I'd love to learn how you did it. So once you get out of the vape game, you sell, exit, what do you do from 2006 to for the next 20 years basically? Yeah. So I started working on a neutropic, a brain supplement because I was really big on neutropics. And I was thinking about like, hey, how do you improve cognitive performance? And I came up with a formula and I was experimenting with it. And just about a couple years later, I started reading about this guy Bezos. And I was like, oh, he's really interesting, right?
Starting point is 01:57:04 Because most people think he's just a nerd. But he's deeply connected to Silicon Valley, venture capital. And he's probably one of the smartest guys in the room. And just about then, I think it was probably like 2009, roughly about then. I took a couple years off. And then right about then, he opened up the Amazon platform to third-party sellers to be able to sell. And he went and allegedly, I think, poached the Walmart guy to do his logistics so he could, so that sellers would no longer need to pack and ship their stuff. Amazon would do it all for you, like in a masterful way, like super gangster.
Starting point is 01:57:44 Like, I have a lot of respect for Bezos. They talk about this in the Everything store. Have you read that book? Yeah. Yeah. They break down the whole thing. They got the Walmart guy to handle all of the supply chain shit with all the warehouses. It invents drop shipping, basically.
Starting point is 01:57:59 It's brilliant. Yeah. It's amazing because before there was eBay, and the problem with eBay is it just takes a shit ton of time to pack and ship shit and deal with customer service. And Amazon, once they figured out that, hey, if we can take that friction point away from third-party sellers, we could probably have the biggest platform in the world because everyone's going to come to us. And I was on the ground floor that. I remember back in the day, you could email Jeff, he would get back to you. Like, you could just email jeff at Amazon.com. And he would get back to you.
Starting point is 01:58:27 You could call his assistant. Sometimes you could even get him on the phone. So I started selling on Amazon. And I thought, hey, there's a language here of how you do this. And I figured it out, I learned it. I put my product up on there. At that time, it was expensive. It was about $100 a month for a month's supply.
Starting point is 01:58:43 And I woke up the next morning and there was like 2,000 orders. and I was like, 2,000 times 100. I was like, holy shit, this can't be right. Like, I did no advert. I just put the shit up on Amazon and I made 200 grand overnight. Like, this can't be right. So I called them to, they're like, no, it's right. You got to, you know, we're going to ship it.
Starting point is 01:59:02 It's great. And I was like, I made 200 grand in like a very short period of time. I was like, there's something to this. I stopped everything I was doing and focused exclusively on becoming an Amazon seller. What was the product? It was a supplement called Accelerol. It was a brain supplement. I don't know if they make it anymore, but I since sold that company.
Starting point is 01:59:23 But yeah, so it was a supplement. It worked really great. In a funny piece of synchronicity, Bradley Cooper actually, you know, did you ever see the film Limitless? He was at my house in Venice before he made that film. And I remember talking to him about these kinds of things and supplements and stuff like unlocking your brain. Yeah, before he became famous.
Starting point is 01:59:45 Before he became famous. And then that movie came out. I thought it was a fucking great movie, except for the fact that you become a psychotic killer by taking... Well, you got to put that. You know what I mean? You got to put that. Yeah, because you can't just be like, yo, he takes his pill and everything's amazing. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:59:58 But I remember, I thought, wow. And then years later, I came up with someone and somebody was like, yeah, and I watched the movie and everybody was calling the pill the limitless pill. And they were like, you remember when Bradley was at your house? I was like, no. And they showed me a picture. I was like, oh, shit. Like, this is one of those crazy synchronicities that he just happened to be in my house. We just happen to be talking about that stuff.
Starting point is 02:00:18 And then they make that movie, which was fucking awesome. Or maybe it's not a synchronicity. Maybe it's inspired. Maybe it's inspired. No, I don't, I don't know about that. I mean, he's such a talented actor. I mean, such a fucking boss. He's the man.
Starting point is 02:00:30 So, you know, I think I did that and I learned Amazon and then I start teaching other people. I have a course to this day. If anybody wants who's listening, I'll give it to them for free. So I have a course on doing Amazon. I teach people how to do it and build a figure, nine-figure companies and sell them. And, you know, it's funny because if you want to start a business nowadays, you know, very little that you can do that has so much upside as Amazon does for such a small investment,
Starting point is 02:01:01 right? So like 10 grand, you can start an Amazon company. And the potential is that you could make millions with that company. It was probably unlikely that you're going to make millions, but making hundreds of thousands of dollars, very possible. People do it every day. 10x fairly easily. Very easily.
Starting point is 02:01:16 Now, if you took that same 10 grand and you opened up a coffee shop, right, how long would it take you to make a million bucks? Or how long would it take you to make a money? What are the chances that you'd probably lose that money? You open up a restaurant, coin line or like any of that. Even put into a vanguard or some other type of, you know, secure type of, you know, equity. Yeah, you get, like, what are you going to get? 5%, maybe 10% if you're a fucking genius, right?
Starting point is 02:01:38 But, like, you know, it's not easy. So Amazon is really, you know, is really an extraordinary way to make money. And I think that's where Bezos came onto it. And I learned this a long time ago. I think if you are doing something, you can make money by selling a product or a service. But if you do something that helps other people get rich, you've just figured out the key to amplifying wealth. And I think it's not for no reason that he's one of the richest guys in the world, one of the richest legal guys in the world. Fair.
Starting point is 02:02:18 Good caveat. Yeah, that's really, really interesting. I mean, I'm just, I'm supremely impressed with Bezos. I mean, from that book and then another bio that I read on him. I mean, he's just a, he's a truly a genius guy. And, yeah, created the everything store, created a place where you could buy everything within one day. I mean, the thing that I think is the most impressive is the one-click buy. That was the Bezos product that like really made to be like, holy shit.
Starting point is 02:02:44 That's right. With one click, you can have this product sent to your house. I'm pretty sure Apple licenses it from Bezos. Is that right? I believe so. When you go to Apple and you go to click with one buy and automatically buy something without having to put in any extra information, I believe that they own the patent. Someone fact check me.
Starting point is 02:03:02 No one's going to fact check me. Yeah. And yeah, I'm pretty sure he's the one that is the sole proprietor of that. of that feature. Yeah, I talk about this a lot, and I actually teach this to my Amazon students, is one of the most important things about e-commerce is friction. One of the most important things about sale is friction. You know, they did this test. It's a really interesting thing that they did. So, you know, with driver's licenses, I forget which state it was. I think it was California, but it might be some other state. And they were having a problem getting people to donate organs,
Starting point is 02:03:31 you know, if they die in some like terrible car accident. So they looked at the questionnaires that people filled out, and people had to opt in to donating their organs. So they hired all these, like, you know, really intelligent people to sit down and look at it. And they say, hey, what if we were to change that to opt out? And it changed from something like, and these numbers are probably wrong, but it changed from something like 2% to 98% just by changing that. So the key to e-commerce, really for, especially for Amazon, is reducing friction. And that's what Bezos did really well. One click to buy. Returns were another thing. We didn't, that didn't exist. But now a nice man and a nice coat will come to your house, pick it up, the money will be in your
Starting point is 02:04:21 account before Amazon even gets the product back. It doesn't matter if you bought a laptop and mailed them a shoe. It doesn't matter. They refund everything. I'm being partly facetious. People please don't do that, but we have sold things where people have returned things that were not what we sold them. So I think that's a common thing that people do, but it's dishonest. So please don't do that. And it's fraud, I think. You might, you could get penalized for it. Yeah, you should get penalized for it, but they don't care. Is the window for Amazon closed? No, I think it's open. And there are a lot of other opportunities. Look, I tell people this all the time. I think you got to have, especially for people looking to make recurring revenue streams, right? Like, it was funny because for a while
Starting point is 02:05:06 after herbal league, I was always looking for like the next big hit, right? And I did vaporization. That was a big hit. So after that, I was like, okay, what's the next big hit? And I was always doing one thing at a time and where I really came into my, to myself, where I really understood wealth and understood how to how to do it. Those two things. Thing number one is there's two parts to wealth, making it and keeping it. Right? I used to be really, really good at making it, really shit at keeping it. So I had to fix that and I learned that. The second part of it is that you got a table, right? You got four legs. That table is really strong, right? Solid table. You got three legs. That table is going to fall on one side. You got two legs. That's a shitty table and you got one leg. You don't even
Starting point is 02:05:53 have a fucking table, right? You got a pyramid or something. So you want to have multiple forms of revenue, but you want to be able to extract yourself and make them as passive as possible. So I tell people, you got to have money in the market, right? You got to know how to do that. That's probably as passive as you're going to get, right? Have money in real estate. I tell people this all the time. When you make money, put it into real estate. There's other ways of doing real estate if you don't have money. There's ways of buying real estate, of being involved in real estate without the traditional ways of doing it. The other thing that I think everybody has to do is to have a e-commerce business. The easiest way to do it is Amazon and soon TikTok shops, which is really
Starting point is 02:06:35 coming up, which I teach people how to do every day. And the final thing is, either you have to have some kind of money that gives you stability, right? Or if you don't, you got to have a job until you can work out how you get those other things working out. And once people have stability, once you have stability, that's when you start looking to grow and expand and scale and to make money. But ultimately, you need to have multiple forms of revenue. And I think that things have changed a lot in the last however many years from like, you know, you just need to have one thing, you just need to have one fucking job, you just need to have one thing that you do, to like, hey, you got to have multiple streams. And when I started realizing that and I started
Starting point is 02:07:16 diversifying what I'm doing, life became so much easier because you're not as stressed because one thing could go wrong, two things could go wrong. Rarely do all things go wrong. And usually the things that go wrong are balanced by other things that are going right. And I've just discovered in my life, especially after the crazy life that I've led up until this point, that it's about balance and harmony. That's awesome. Yeah. And how many kids do you have at this point? I got one. Just the one. Just the one. Yeah, I started late. So. You think more? Maybe, I mean, you know, we'll have to see. Yeah. Is this, uh, has having a child, has it been exciting for you? Do you feel like you're able to, to fill him up?
Starting point is 02:07:59 with all of this wisdom and things that you've learned along the way? I think you look at your life and you look at the things that really make an impact and the things that really mean something to you, like the things that are important. And for me, having my kid is like there's nothing higher than that. And there's no way to understand or realize that until you do it. Because in a lot of ways, it's a selfless act and it's also a selfish act. but there's nothing that I can get from this world that is greater love than my son, like my child.
Starting point is 02:08:36 And I see that with people all the time. And it's crazy, dude, because I'm like, wow, you know, it's like, yeah, you know, I love my wife. I love my family. But, like, for my kid, I throw myself in front of a truck. Like, nothing matters. And I'm like, why? Like, why is it like that?
Starting point is 02:08:49 But it's just like you love the guy so much. You love your kids so much that there's, like, no limit to what you would do for them. and you don't have that love for like anybody else in your life. And it's, it's extraordinary, right? It brings, I think, a depth to one's life that I think you don't really get anywhere else. The height of human experience. I really think it is. I mean, I don't know if I'm an expert at that, but I think definitely I can speak to all the people I know who have kids and the people who I know who don't have kids.
Starting point is 02:09:22 And, you know, it's okay. Like if it didn't work for you or you didn't do it or whatever. but there's a depth to like having kids, especially if those kids are yours, that I think really impacts your life in a positive way. I think it's like the greatest gift. It's interesting listening to you talk about, you know, making hundreds of millions of dollars, creating a unicorn company that hit a billion, creating other companies that you've bought and sold and real estate, da da da da da da and that much of it, despite it being very important and fundamental to who you are as an entrepreneur pales in comparison to the achievement of, you know, creating life and having a new
Starting point is 02:09:58 human being that's imbued with a soul that'll persist is, I don't know, it kind of reinforces, like, a sense of like human good where I'm like, oh, yeah, like these are the things that matter. And everything else is important. We should make money. We should try to be successful and provide for our families. But the family is the thing that is paramount. That's right. Yeah, you were talking about God earlier.
Starting point is 02:10:19 And I'm like, man, the moment when you're. child is born and you look into its eyes and it's a piece of you and it's a piece of your wife but you see this thing that wasn't there before and it's there now and this is a human that has never done anything wrong to anybody it has had no opinions it's a clean slate and it just looks up at you with these eyes your eyes and you feel the love for this person Like, I don't know how much closer to God you could get. Like, I think that's as close as you can get to, you know, the height of human existence. And it's beautiful.
Starting point is 02:11:02 And it's, it's an amazing, amazing thing. And I think, absolutely, it's the main event. I think it's one of the reasons why we're here. And there's a reason why that's important. So I think it's great, man. Shahin, I really have appreciated this conversation. This has been really, really fun. Where can the people find you?
Starting point is 02:11:20 Where can they read your books? Where can they see your movie? Where can they get your course? Where do you exist on the internet? Yeah. So people can get a hold of me. I'm just going to share my email with everybody. You guys can email me.
Starting point is 02:11:32 I respond to every single email directly. It's going to be D-A-R-K-Z-E-S-S-S at Gmail.com. That's D-A-R-K-Z-E-S-S at Gmail.com. If you're interested in my Amazon course, I'll give you guys the three-hour course. It's free. It teaches you how to start an Amazon business. My goal is to inspire people to start Amazon businesses. So if that's something I can help you with, I've made millions of dollars doing it,
Starting point is 02:11:58 started many successful companies. Many of my students are doing extremely well on those platforms. So just email me in my book, Billion, How I Became King of the Thruple Cult, is available on Amazon. You can get the audiobook on Audible. The film will be coming out in the next couple years, so we're excited to see that. And other than that, Shaheenshan.com.
Starting point is 02:12:18 I'm sure you'll share the link on there is my personal website. And if anybody wants to share any experiences or talk about any of this stuff or if you feel like you need mentorship and business, feel free to reach out to me again at my email. But I'm happy to talk to people all the time. I love meeting new people and seeing people do cool shit, man. Cool shit with cool people. That's all that matters. Shaheen.
Starting point is 02:12:43 Thank you, brother. Thanks for having me on.

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