Camp Gagnon - Stripclub Fanatic Explains Armpit Fetish

Starting point is 00:00:00 I have a huge armpit, by the way. Well, you have an armpit. Yeah, I do. Every girl that I fucked for the last 20 years, I lick their armpits. Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, what? Shortly thereafter, I was telling you I got arrested for that fight with my mother's boyfriend on Christmas, which I will talk to, you guys. There's not really a punchline.

Starting point is 00:00:18 My dick gets hard. And then the clip ends. And I die laughing in my bed alone. I'm supposed to come up to me right now and say, hey, little, do you want to go to the malls? I do like not. Fuck that. Let's go for a strip club. I take Seattle.

Starting point is 00:00:30 every day. Every day? I don't even have erectile dysfunction. Stialis is good for your heart. But Lil' heat was chosen by God to be glad to people. I understand. I would not have died fucking bald. I remember before I seized out at the gas station, I was feeling pretty nice.

Starting point is 00:00:49 I call him accidental dice clay. But I have dated some strippers with good hearts. That's right. Laugh at the fuck up. I mean, this is really. wild. It's amazing. Little Pete is, he's a unicorn. And it's all covered by the plan. You're on a plan at the

Starting point is 00:01:06 braffle. The ghost of Little Pete where's a fucking toupee. I would have came back from the dead to get that Pete, this is insane. Oh, a toupee, how much you pay. You know Weinstein's out? No. Yeah. All is well again. Random question. I ask all my guests

Starting point is 00:01:21 this question. Have you ever been possessed by a demon? Okay, I was on a three-day crystal meth bench. How tall was he? Oh, he's big. He's like Marksite, bro. He's a big dude. He's a big dude. He's 75. He's 74. 74. What's up, everybody, and welcome back to camp. Yes, this is the show typically where we're talking to, you know, people have been abducted by aliens, archaeologists, philosophers. And sometimes we're doing tent talks where I explain the most interesting things to my dumbest friends. But today it's going to be a little different, all right? Because today I have two people in front of me that I'm very, very excited to introduce to you. The first of my good friend, Rui Rosen, very.

Starting point is 00:02:06 very funny comedian here for New York City. How are you, rowing? And the gentleman sitting next to him is a fascinating character in the world of comedy. His name is Little Pete. How are you, Little Pete? Pleasure to meet you all. Mark, thank you for having me on here, man. Yeah, of course, bro.

Starting point is 00:02:20 Very, very excited about this podcast, man. You know, before we start anything, we got to make one thing very clear to everybody. Go ahead, go ahead. Little Pete don't give a fuck. Little Pete don't give a fuck. You don't give a fuck. I'm going to tell you the origin of that story and everything. Okay.

Starting point is 00:02:36 I got a bunch of stuff. I just need to preface a little bit. Okay, I've been in comedy a while now. Okay, I've been doing standups since I was like 18 years old. And when you do comedy a long time, you see a lot of comedians come through. And now with clips, you know, I see a ton of different types of jokes. And, you know, I see things and I go, oh, that's funny. This is very clever.

Starting point is 00:02:54 This is very smart. Someone has, like, a funny, you know, misdirection. You go, oh, wow, that's great. And then one day I'm scrolling on Instagram, maybe like almost a year ago. And I see a clip from a guy named Peter Francis, aka Little Pete. And I see it pop up. And there's no real traditional joke structure. There's you on stage.

Starting point is 00:03:12 It's like a 15 second clip. I don't even remember which one it was. And there's, you know, some setup. There's not really a punchline. And the audience doesn't really laugh. And then the clip ends. And I die laughing in my bed alone. The funniest clips you've ever seen.

Starting point is 00:03:28 And then I watch another one. And then I binge your entire page and watch almost every single clip. and they all have me howling laughing, and I can't even describe, it's like you broke comedy, okay? And you're self-described anti-comic is the way you put it. It's like some type of absurd,

Starting point is 00:03:45 misdirect, not following the traditional form of what comedy is. But my rules for comedy, as we were saying before, be original first and then be funny. And you're doing both. Thank you, man. So maybe just to start to introduce the audience, can we play a couple of your clips?

Starting point is 00:03:59 Absolutely. Just give people a taste. Anyone you like. Anyone should like. Maybe we start with the Elon Musk clip, okay? because this just it just blew my mind, all right?

Starting point is 00:04:06 Let's go. Elon Musk was to come up to me right now and say, hey, Little Pete, you want to go to the mall? I'd be like, nah, fuck that. Let's go over a strip club. It's right down the block. Let's go see some tities and some ass.

Starting point is 00:04:20 Yeah. That's the whole clip. Can we play? There's another one. Lil Pete is a legend of the strip clubs here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, the happy endings? Can we go to the happy ending?

Starting point is 00:04:32 Yes. Absolutely. This was Lil Pete's big break. Yeah, this is how most people discovered a little Pete. In my life, man. More than I could ever keep track of.

Starting point is 00:04:41 So much so that if I ever hear the sound of a Chinese woman's voice, my dick gets hard. Yo, I'd be calling up to order Chinese and she's like, ha, you want to poke a fire rice? Yo, my dick starts throbbing.

Starting point is 00:04:58 No, it's amazing, because it's kind of like the point where he chooses to end the clip is another joke in itself. ending like me and my friends literally like we'll say something and then we just go clip ends and it's our inside joke because that's like you're expecting there to be another thing and then there's not and it's funny because I actually went to the Asian house this weekend and went on Saturday and um you know they they shower you before they fuck you okay and the girl starts spraying the faucet on my head I'm like

Starting point is 00:05:26 to pay to pay and she's like oh to pay how much you pay for anybody who's interested I was paying $560 a month, but they just upgraded me to the $700 a month plan, but it's all inclusive. Yo, I will turn this shit into a fucking mohawk now, okay? And it's all covered by the plan. You're on a plan at the brothel?

Starting point is 00:05:48 No, no, not a plan at the hairplate. At the hair place. I thought you're on a description plan at the Asian brothel. No, no, but I'm at the point where I don't even call it anymore. I'd just go knock on the door. You know what I'm saying? He doesn't have like a, like that kind of

Starting point is 00:06:02 relationship with a brothel, but he may as well. Yeah. I mean, I notice also on your Instagram, so you post these clips all the time. You post a lot, okay? And they're all very funny to me. Okay, we're going to watch a couple more later. But you also post on your story. And it'll be a mixture of, like, motivational quotes that get me fired up.

Starting point is 00:06:18 You know what I mean? It'll be something from like Sun Tzu, maybe Marcus Aurelius. A lot of Stoicism. Maybe Seneca, perhaps, one of the Stoics. Yeah. And then it'll also just be only fans, girls with their boobs out. And it'll just be back to back. Correct.

Starting point is 00:06:31 So what is your, so what is the, why do you post so many only fans girls in your story? Okay. When I'm posting my, my story, I'm literally speaking to myself and my subconscious. I'm telling myself the things that I need to tell myself

Starting point is 00:06:50 in order to keep fighting in order to get to the next level of my life. Okay. And one of the things that I use for motivation besides motivational quotes is women that I would like to fuck. You know what motivates you more than a girl that you would have to level up to fuck? You know what I'm saying? So like when I'm at work and I'm trying to make sales on the phone, I got to keep myself motivated.

Starting point is 00:07:14 When I'm going to do a comedy show and I need to make the crowd laugh, I got to keep myself motivated. So this is what I use. You know what I'm saying? If there's something I see that I need to oblige by, like, you know what I'm saying? Like there was this one quote that I saw, right? And I really liked it. And I actually saw it right before I posted that video that made a big difference in my life.

Starting point is 00:07:33 It said the temptation to quit will be the strongest right before the victory. Okay, and I swear to God, the author of the quote is unknown. It's a Chinese problem. It's a gambler. It's a guy with the gambling addiction, I think. When I posted that video,

Starting point is 00:07:48 I was almost like on the verge of quitting comedy, I swear to God. I had auditioned for the New York Comedy Festival in 2023. I didn't get picked. Shortly thereafter, I was telling you, I got arrested for that fight, my mother's boyfriend on Christmas, which I will talk to guys. How old is he, Lilpe?

Starting point is 00:08:05 How old is your mother's boyfriend? He's 75, so I have to arrest it for assaulting a senior citizen. We're going to get to that story. He's a good man. He's a good man. Yeah, we're going to get to that story. We'll get there. We'll get there.

Starting point is 00:08:17 We'll get there. But you're having a couple of Ls in a row. Okay, you're having some losses. You're feeling low. You read this quote. You post on your story, post a clip, goes viral, and you go, you know what? I'm staying in it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:30 And then you also post a couple of only fans, girls also. Always, always with the only fan. And I also... Can you go to his story right now? Can we go to a little Pete comedy on Instagram just to see what... And I play whatever song has caught my ear on the radio. You know? So they're not connected necessarily.

Starting point is 00:08:44 No, not connected. But I am, now that I've been posting these girls so much, I actually am talking to them online. So, wait, be the person that you would look up to. Yes, another quote. Keep going. Keep going. Let go. Let's go.

Starting point is 00:09:00 You spoke to her. When I was posting my video of Hose Need Love to, She actually reached out to me and she said, Thank you for showing love to the hose. Thank you for showing love to the hose. That one right there, violent. Okay, if you want to make the wrong decision, ask everyone. Yes, and let's go to the next one.

Starting point is 00:09:19 Andrew Tate. Very inspired by this man. Dropping bars. All right, let's go to the next one. First ball guys I've ever looked up to. One of the first ball guys. I've ever looked up to. And then a baddie.

Starting point is 00:09:30 A baddie, yeah, yeah. And then just a baddie. And then let's go. Jules Blow. Yeah. She cleaned house at the Avian Awards, this baby right here. Did you watch the Avian Awards? I did not.

Starting point is 00:09:42 I didn't get a chance. I would love to watch, but I didn't get a chance. Okay, so now I feel like people understand basically what I know about Little Pete, just kind of on the surface, all right? So let's just kind of take it for the beginning. All right. Why do they call you Little Pete? All right.

Starting point is 00:09:56 So growing up, we had. we had like 10 Pete's in the crew. Okay. Okay, so everybody needed a tag name. We had Big Pete, we had Little Pete, we had Junkball Pete, we had Gay Pete, we had Sound Factory Pete, you know, like... Was that 4 or 5? Yeah, so...

Starting point is 00:10:12 No, and the list goes on and on and on. You said Sound Factory, Pete? Yeah, that's my best friend, and he went to Sound Factory every weekend for like three years. What's Sound Factory? It was an old club back in the day. It was like an old rave type of club, house music. Okay. And he went like for three years.

Starting point is 00:10:27 straight on every Saturday, you know. We used to go there, we used to do Mollies, we did ecstasy, all of that. And he never, he never missed a weekend in three years. So, so Sound Factory Pete, because we got too many Pete's in the crew. Right. But why was yours little Pete? Oh, because of my height. Because at the time, you know, you got one guy who's like six foot two, everybody else is like five, seven, five eight. So I'm going to be little Pete, you know what I'm saying? Because I'm on the shorter end of the stick. How tall are you with With lifts. With the lifts.

Starting point is 00:10:57 I'm wearing lifts right now. I'm a little over 5'2. That's great. If you would have put me flat foot, I'm probably more like 5'1. You told me that you will sometimes wear four pairs of lifts at a time. There was a time in my life when I did. I was wearing four pairs of lifts with Timberlins, okay? You probably were like around 5'7.

Starting point is 00:11:14 With the spikes in my toupee, yes. Yes. And I'm telling you, like I would be having sex with girls, and I'm rocking back and forth like a fucking rocking chair, bro. You know what I'm saying? And then one day my friend's like, yo, nobody comes in my apartment without the shoes on. I'm like, oh, my God, it's all about to collapse right now. So I take my shoes off and like, I literally tackle the girl to the bed because I don't

Starting point is 00:11:36 want her to see how short I am. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my, this is my 20. This is my 20s, though, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm 40 years old. Yeah. The height thing, it does not matter to me now because I realize that I was put on this earth

Starting point is 00:11:51 to be little Pete. That's true. And I got to rep that shit right into my five. Fokaski. And most importantly, little Pete, Don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck, man. Fuck, not what. Little Pete don't give a fuck, man. Little Pete don't give a fuck, man. Now, you were, you were telling me before in your 20s that I asked, who was the most busted girl you ever took down. Yeah, she was wearing a patch over one of her eyes. You know what I'm saying? So she had an eye patch. She had an eye.

Starting point is 00:12:13 She had one eye. Yes, but listen, if I was sober, I probably wouldn't have hit it, you know what I'm saying? But why does she have the eyepatch? Did you ever find out? No, that I actually don't know. Obviously, she was missing an eyeball. That would be rude to ask. Yeah, yeah. Would it be rude just to be like, oh, do you work on the high seas? Or just, like, to get an idea of like what... Hardie-Harr-Hor, matey. Yeah, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:12:33 Like, I feel like it could come up in a natural way, you know? But you never asked. No, I never asked. But was she a good lover? Listen, she was probably better in bed than I was because I was, like, actually too coped up to get my dick hard. So I got a softy blowjob, and then I just ate her out, and then I just jerked off. The nut went all over the place, including my friend's mattress.

Starting point is 00:12:58 He wanted to kill me? No. Yeah, yeah. Oh, and this girl, like, on one out of ten, what would you put her at? Four and a half. She's getting four points for a good personality. Yeah, yeah, respect. And who's the baddest girl you ever took down?

Starting point is 00:13:11 Oh, I've taken down some bad ones in my day, man. Yeah, what are we talking? I'm talking about I've gotten girls that are way out of my league. Okay. Based on bravery, okay, and just having the balls to go out. up and kick it to them when nobody else did. And just having like the realest game, you know what I'm saying? What's your opening line?

Starting point is 00:13:30 If there's a girl that's taller than you. Let's say she's high heels. If you don't mind, if you don't mind, little Pete, from the perspective of a woman, right? You have to think that like, you've talked to Lil Pete now. You know Little Pete. I fell down. If you're a woman, you look at Little Pete and you go, well, he's not conventionally attractive, but this is about to be a fun night.

Starting point is 00:13:47 Yes. You got, you told me, there's some strippers that you said with. You said that the strippers will, like, go around and be like, yo, I fucked little Pete last Thursday. That shit was crazy. Yeah, I'll just be like, yo, you are like the baddest bitch up in this motherfucker. Okay, you're fucking beautiful.

Starting point is 00:14:04 All right. Um, what are you drinking? All right. Okay. Um, and I'll take it from there. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't try to like break too much ice on the first impression or they're going to think you're like an amateur.

Starting point is 00:14:15 Like a real, a real G, a real man has a lot of patience. And if you were to walk away right now, that's your loss. Because I'm going to kick it to some. somebody else and she's going to get the benefits of who I am and my personality and everything else I bring to the table. And like when you can look in a woman's face and say that with your energy like I do, they're going to stay. I feel you have big dick energy. I do have big dick energy. I do. I do. But do you also have a, are you packing? Yeah, I'm packing. I'm easily seven and a half. No. And I take Seattleis every day. I don't, every day. I don't even have erectile dysfunction.

Starting point is 00:14:53 Okay. Stialis is good for your heart. It's good for your skin and it gives you the biggest fucking heart on you ever had in your life. I think you got to be crazy not to take it. You know what my doctor told me? Anything that makes you dick hard is good for you. Who's your doctor?

Starting point is 00:15:09 I'll tell you all about. The anabolic doc, he's all over YouTube. He's YouTube famous. Okay. Anything that a hard dick means good blood flow. And good blood flow, that's what keeps us alive, baby. Yes. Phasodilation.

Starting point is 00:15:22 You want the blood moving, all that. I take Cialis every day. Just like as a supplement. As a supplement. As a supplement. Like fish oil, you take a little vitamin D. Yes, I take fish oil. I take this oil.

Starting point is 00:15:30 And then you take Cialis. I take testosterone. You're on. I'm prescribed, yes. You're on tea right now. Yeah, I'm on testosterone. I mean, you're pretty diesel. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:39 Very low, very low doses. My doctor has me on the greatest anti-aging stack you'll ever be on. I mean, you look good. I'll be on 40. Thank you. 40, yeah. I look 10 years younger. You look nice.

Starting point is 00:15:49 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and the toupee. So how long have you had a toupee for? I put it on March 26, 2000. I have a great memory. I have a great memory. March 26th.

Starting point is 00:16:02 Your anniversary is coming up with the toupee. And it's a nice toupee. It looks very real. And one of the things I say in my comedy, I say people are celebrating 15 years of marriage. I'm celebrating 15 years and not being bald. And so you felt it thinning a little bit. And you said, you know what?

Starting point is 00:16:17 I did three hair transplant surgeries of Bosley. Really? And I actually have a dent in my head from a surgery gone wrong. No. It was the beginning of my painkiller addiction. No. I thought I'm going to get my hair back. I ended up getting addicted to fucking heroin over here.

Starting point is 00:16:31 You know what I'm saying? The wrong hair. Yeah. You got under heroin. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Life path took a very unique turn. Oh, you got addicted to pain pills from hair transplant.

Starting point is 00:16:41 Yeah, yeah. Odeeding came back from death. Yeah, bro. I was in a coma for 10 days fighting for my life, man. No way. I'm a fentanyl survivor. Bro. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:49 How good is fentanyl? Oh, bro, well, listen, I mean, I had a tube down my throat through most of the experience, but I remember before I seized out at the gas station, I was feeling pretty nice. It was 2017, right? The date is May 16. I had gone home to see my mother for Mother's Day. Okay. I get off a plane and I tell my boy, go get me some blues.

Starting point is 00:17:13 He goes to the ghetto of West Palm and he gets me some laced up blues. and I sniffed four of them in a bathroom at a chick-fil-A. And they burned, and that's very uncommon for Oxy to burn. And I'm in a gas station getting cigarettes. There's an ambulance filling up at the pump. I went down. I seized out. My lungs collapsed.

Starting point is 00:17:36 The ambulance took me to Palm Beach Gardens Hospital, where I stayed for 10 days, fighting for my life. I choked on my own vomit. I became infected with Klebsiell in the mom. which is a deadly super bug virus. The survival rate is very low. Fuck. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:53 It's a miracle though. Yeah, the doctors are basically telling my mother who flew down to Florida with, with her boyfriend that I knocked out last Christmas. She flew down to Florida with her boyfriend who I knocked out. And like, she held my hand every day for the 10 days. Oh, wow. Yeah. And my lung was infected.

Starting point is 00:18:10 They had to do a very risky surgery where they cut into your lung. I'll show you guys the scar. I'll show you guys a scar. They drain the Klebsiella out of your lung and they put it into a machine that heats it up past 110 degrees because your body can't run a fever higher than 105, 106.

Starting point is 00:18:28 Once they've killed the bacteria, they then put the blood back into your body. Oh, wow. Okay, yeah. And once they did that, like on May 26th, I woke up. And I'll never forget, the doctor, he came into the room and he was like, son, I've been doing medicine for 30 years.

Starting point is 00:18:44 I've never seen anybody survive where you just survived and he said, son, you're the exception to the rule. Wow. I don't want to get too woo-woo in here but Lil Pete was chosen by God to be laughter to people and I'm not even kidding.

Starting point is 00:18:59 Tell this story, yeah. Lil Pete was chosen like God. I feel the same way, man. But Lil Pete told me a funny story actually when he woke up from the coma where that was like one of the few times ever that Little Pete was seen without a toupee. When I woke up, I had no toupee.

Starting point is 00:19:12 Wait, was it that time? It was it, yeah, it was this time. And so what happened? You wake up, you have no toupee. You just OD'd on fentanyl. And you're grateful to be alive. I am grateful to be alive. I'm like, where is my motherfucking toupee?

Starting point is 00:19:22 Okay? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, go get me that shit right now. So they bring the toupee up. It's in a plastic bag. It was in a locker downstairs. And the glue is stuck to like $3, 400 of my drug money because I was using drugs. I was selling drugs.

Starting point is 00:19:38 Now I'm signing a waiver to get my own fucking toupee back, right? And for some reason, like I don't remember cross-exam. over to the other side or anything. I remember getting invited to 50 cents Halloween party, okay? Yeah. Wait. What?

Starting point is 00:19:52 That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, Is he a fan? I was always a 50 cent fan. No, is he a fan? Oh, I don't know if he knows who I am yet. You know what I'm? But how did you get invited?

Starting point is 00:20:00 In the coma, I got invited to 50 cents Halloween party. That was heaven for you. That was heaven for you. Yeah. To a different place. And that's what you saw. You saw Curtis being like, I'm getting invited to 50 cents Halloween party

Starting point is 00:20:13 and I'm going there dressed as motherfucking Chucky. You remind me at 50. I met 50. Yeah, I saw that. You guys have a similar, like, he almost died and then turned his life around and, you know, became a great rapper. And you almost died. And turned around and became a great rapper, you know. Rapper comic, anti-comic.

Starting point is 00:20:29 The first time little Pete told me that story, he goes, he goes, yo, I put that shit on my head so fast. I put that shit on sideways. That side. What side. And then he said, he goes, yo, let me tell you something. The ghost of little Pete wearing a toupee. I was like anybody who was worried about me dying understand I would not have died fucking bald

Starting point is 00:20:48 Okay The ghost of little Pete Where's the fucking toupee I would have came back from the dead to get that shit Okay You did Yeah you did You literally came back

Starting point is 00:20:58 I think if you had your toupee on You would have just died Oh man good thing Good thing I had so many seizures that they had The doctor's like wait We gotta put the fucking electrodes on head This motherfucker's wearing a toupee You gotta rip that show up

Starting point is 00:21:10 You went to heaven and 50 cents said, hey man, you got some unfinished business. Exactly. Just imagine. You got to come down here and pick up the pieces of your broken life. Go get your hair back, all right. Go do some comedy and we'll see you in 50 more years. Imagine my boy.

Starting point is 00:21:24 He's in heaven and 50 cents there in robes. Glowing robes. Peter, we've been waiting for you. But not yet. I'm on the phone with my boy Sound Factory Pete, right? And he's telling him, I'm like, yo, we got invited to 50 cents. Halloween party. We got to get costume.

Starting point is 00:21:42 He's like, bro, shut up. You didn't even get invited to your mother's house for Halloween last year. That's how fucked up you are on heroin and shit. He's like, bro, listen to me. He's like, get some rest. I'm glad you're alive. He prayed for me when I was in the coma. He goes, we got to have a very serious talk tomorrow, man, about you getting your life together.

Starting point is 00:22:00 He's like, good night. I'm like, all right, no doubt. And then I'm like, wait, Pete, should I at least text 50 and tell him that we're not coming, you know? I have respect. You want to be a rude guy. He invited me. Say you're going to go. Yeah, but I told him I was going to go in the coma.

Starting point is 00:22:14 Like, you know what I'm saying? I got at least text to do it. You know what I'm saying? Okay. So how did you end up fighting your mom's boyfriend on Christmas? Okay. So, all right. So bring me all the way back.

Starting point is 00:22:25 Like your mom, your father passes away. Is this after you almost died? Oh, yeah. This is many years later. This is many years later. So take me to the whole story. All right. So what happened was my mother tore her meniscus in 2023 in the summer.

Starting point is 00:22:40 She couldn't walk that well. I was carrying her up the stairs every night. You know what I'm saying? Every night when I would carry her up the stairs, I would be like, oh, you fat little fucker, you know what I'm saying? My mother's 4'10, 120 pounds, man. I come from a long line of fat little bastards.

Starting point is 00:22:55 You know what I'm saying? So she started having the boyfriend over all the time because she couldn't go to his house. She couldn't walk well. And not that we don't get along, he does not get along with anyone. Yeah, he's got one of those personalities. He's very combative, you know?

Starting point is 00:23:11 And how long are they? For him a dating for it? Since 2010. Okay, it's a long time. And we feed a lot of stray cats. Okay, I adopted a stray cat from the backyard, you know? Mm-hmm. And there was this one day I was on my way out to the gym, and there was a stray cat in the backyard. So I made a plate of chicken and cat and I handed him the plate.

Starting point is 00:23:31 I said, listen, go feed the cat. I don't have time right now. I'm going to the gym. He looked like I had fucking four heads. He's like, well, what do you want me to do? I'm like, go feed the fucking cat. Like, it's not that hard. He took very much offense to this, me telling him to go feed the cat, you know?

Starting point is 00:23:46 And now, tell me a little bit about him. How old is he? Where's he from? 74. Okay. He lives like two blocks away. His wife died. Okay.

Starting point is 00:23:54 He's from Bay Ridge. Yeah, from Bay Ridge. And because my dad died, his wife died, me, him and my mother ended up hooking up in 2010. And I was always happy for her. I've always liked her with this guy because he's not a bad dude. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:24:09 And she seemed happy, you know? But he takes a little bit of offense about this. He's very combative. Right. He took huge offense about me asking him to feed the stray cat. So what happened? He had actually called the house phone. And my mom was like, he wants to talk to you.

Starting point is 00:24:24 He's like, I'm never going to go feed one of the stray cats in your backyard again. I'm like, hey, listen, you want to hang out of my house, buddy? You got to feed fucking stray cats. Let's go. Okay. There's no way around it. We're taking care of the cats. Exactly.

Starting point is 00:24:34 They need us. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They need us. So when it comes to grocery shopping, he's very, very big on saving money. Instead of figuring out how to make it in life, he figured out how to save money on groceries.

Starting point is 00:24:47 You know what I'm saying? Instead of making a million dollars, he probably saved a million dollars on fucking groceries. You know what I'm saying? Hey, he's a genius too, but in a different sense. Don't point at me because I'm Jewish, Mark.

Starting point is 00:24:57 No, it wasn't because you were Jewish, okay? Come on, Ro, it's resultive. All right, so he came over on Christmas Eve and Christmas, and I knew that that wasn't a good thing. Wait, why? That he came over two days in a row. Okay? So why is that not a good thing?

Starting point is 00:25:12 Because too much of him is not a good thing. You know what I'm saying? You know, and I knew this, but my mother seemed like she didn't want to really, you know, accept it. So you can't see red flags when you're wearing rose-colored glasses. That is true. And my mother does not have the best vision. She just had the cataract surgery last week, you know? Wow.

Starting point is 00:25:30 Yeah, yeah. She got to have another one in March. Okay. So they had an agreement where one day he was going to pay one day she was going to pay. So she sends me to the grocery store with her card Does not tell me that he's reimbursing her for everything that I buy If I would have known that I wouldn't even went Because he's one of those guys that'll really pick the bill with you

Starting point is 00:25:53 Me and my mother were not like that We're very free with what we buy We probably spend too much me and my mother It's just our nature You know I'll go to the grocery store I'll get this this this and this I'm not looking for deals So I get two ice creams one, a Ben and Jerry's canoli-flavored ice cream.

Starting point is 00:26:11 Good choice. Awesome. Yeah, awesome. Very talent. Yeah, and one is a green tea ice cream. Okay? Yeah, it was great. So Christmas Eve.

Starting point is 00:26:20 Remind you of the whole. You're at respect. To pay, how much you pay. I feel it. I actually went to eat her pussy in the shower and she sprayed my face. What the fuck are you doing? You know what I'm saying? So, anyway, Christmas Eve.

Starting point is 00:26:37 We ate, we enjoyed the ice cream, whatever. We ate the green tea ice cream. We didn't eat the canoli-flavored Ben and Jerry's. And there were two separate occasions where he, one, he was coming out of my bathroom and I hadn't put a towel on the shower rack. And he goes, yo, let me talk to you. You always got to put a towel on the shower rack. And I'm like, okay, no problem.

Starting point is 00:26:58 And then I had left my jacket on the back of a chair. And he said, you need to hang your jacket up. And I'm thinking like, yeah, this is like my house. So, like, you know what I'm saying? That's my call. So the very next day on Christmas, he comes into the house. And I actually shook his hand that day. I don't often shake this man's hand.

Starting point is 00:27:17 Because I don't like him. There's tension brewing for a while. There's been tension brew for 14 years. Wow. And he comes in the kitchen and he's like, get over here. I got to talk to you. And he brings up that I got the ice cream and I didn't get the $29.9 discount on it. So we actually both look at my mother.

Starting point is 00:27:34 We both looked at my mom to see if she was going to mediate. this and my mother with the hurt knee looked away like I don't want nothing to do this so I go get the fuck out of my house get the fuck out you talk to me like that on Christmas get the fuck out of my house his response I'm not leaving it's not your house I go to the door I open the door I'm like get the fuck out get the fuck out you ain't never coming back here motherfucker get the fuck out of my house so the guy puts on his jacket he puts on his hat but he doesn't leave he starts to vent about everything that he's wanted to say to me for all these years. He goes, you're short, you're a fucking loser.

Starting point is 00:28:12 You live with your mother. You don't have a girlfriend. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. He goes, you're never going to make it in comedy. I'm like, what did you say to me? I'm like, yeah, fuck your dead wife. Oh, fuck your dead wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:24 Yeah, crazy. Now he's taking off his hat, which is like a French beret. He's taking off his jacket. He steps to me in my living room. Boom, boom, boom, two smacks in the face. I can show you the pictures. Okay. I'm like, boom, boom, he goes down. All right?

Starting point is 00:28:42 I'm hoping the guy, he's got stents in his heart too, like five of them. He's wearing a beret. Yeah. No, the barret went flying. You know what I'm saying? The barrette went flying. He gets back up. He grabs a metal umbrella can.

Starting point is 00:28:56 Slams it over my toupee. What? The umbrella can goes flying. Now I punch him again, okay? And I grab him by his pants and I throw him into the front door head first. he's on the floor. I step over him. I'm like, you fucking pussy,

Starting point is 00:29:09 you don't never talk to me like that. I'm like, yo, I'm out here with love, baby. I'm like, yo, talk to me like that, and I'll bust your shit. You know what I'm saying? I'll bust your shit. So anyway, how tall was he?

Starting point is 00:29:25 Oh, he's big. He's like Marksite, bro. He's a big dude. He's a big dude. He's 75. 74, 74 at the time. He turned 74 in that case. He turned 75 in May.

Starting point is 00:29:35 deserved it in 74. So what happens? Who goes to the hospital? He goes to the hospital, right? Who calls the... What does your mom do? My mom is screaming. She's screaming. The cat is under the couch. He's hiding. Okay, he goes to the hospital, all right? And he gets MRI, x-ray. So my mother is his emergency contact. And we get the text on his phone. My mother's like, oh, my God, he went to the hospital. He's getting x-rays. He's going to file a police report on you. She's like, take pictures of your face, take pictures of your hand, which I did. So now it's December 26th.

Starting point is 00:30:09 Did you guys open presents, by the way? We did not open presents. We never got, and he didn't get to eat the ice cream either. Canoli-flavored Ben and Jerry's ice cream, like you said, it's delicious. It's fabulous. Not worth getting your head cracked open, but it's good. But it makes the head crack open a little better. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:24 You can ice your head with Ben and Jerry, you know what I'm saying? So, got my evil genius. I'm in this motherfucker. Oh, man. So December 27th, right? I had told my boss about this. My boss has had tons of run-ins with the law in his life, you know? And he said, no, no, he's in your house.

Starting point is 00:30:43 You can't get arrested for this unless he's being held captive, which he's not. December 27th, I come home, we're eating dinner, me and my mother, knock at the door, three policemen outside. They're like, yeah, Peter Francis, you're under arrest. My mother is like, do you have to put the handcuffs on him? The guy's like, oh, yeah, man, might do, unfortunately, you know? Yeah, he just gave the people's elbow to a fucking. Elgin. Now I'm getting taken out in handcuffs like fucking John Gotti.

Starting point is 00:31:12 Christmas. Christmas lights. Everybody's outside looking at the lights. I'm going out in handcuffs. You know what I'm saying? They took me to the precinct. The detective comes in and she's like, oh, yeah, you know, you're being charged with assault on a senior citizen, blah, blah, blah, which is a felony.

Starting point is 00:31:26 Do you want to tell your side of the story? And I'm like, no, I'll wait until my lawyer gets here. Smart man. What are you wearing on your perp walk? What am I wearing? I'm no, just regular jeans and a... Sure. Okay.

Starting point is 00:31:36 Excuse me, shirt like this. Okay. Cool. So my mom was very smart. My mom's a smart woman. She called my boss and she called the lawyer. My lawyer is actually Arthur Idala who represented Weinstein. My mom taught him.

Starting point is 00:31:48 Yeah, my mom caught him when he was a kid. Weinstein? Yeah, no, his lawyer represented him. Yeah, representing Weinstein. Oh, the lawyer that represented, not Weinstein. The best of the best. The best of the best. The guy that represented Weinstein.

Starting point is 00:31:58 My lawyer, yeah. You were like, this guy is, you know. But Weinstein went to jail. Yeah, no, but he got him out. He got him out on a technical. Quality. Wait, Weinstein's out? Yeah, he got reversed on technicality. You don't know Weinstein's out?

Starting point is 00:32:10 No. Yeah. All is well again. Thank goodness. Things are the way that they should be. This guy had done a DUI case for me when I was in like my early 20s and he helped me with it. You know, it was a crazy DUI. So my mother actually got him on the phone and he was like, don't worry.

Starting point is 00:32:25 You know, I'm sending somebody down there. You know, we'll help him. Lil Pete has a lot of connections like that, by the way. Little Pete went to high school with Krista Stefano. I did. We went to college, actually. Chrissy D. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:35 Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, St. Joseph's College, yeah. And he played on the basketball team. He did. He did. You also played on the basketball team? No, I did not. You did not?

Starting point is 00:32:42 Did you try out? He was the ball. Yeah, yeah. No, I did not try out. I had finished, my sports career ended in high school. Okay, fair. Yeah. So the lawyer goes down.

Starting point is 00:32:53 You're in prison. I'm in Central Booking, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And, you know, it's funny, the cop that took us from the precinct to Central Booking, he was like, I'm not going to cuff you guys. But you got to promise me that you're not. not going to run. And I'm like, do I look like

Starting point is 00:33:06 motherfucking El Chapo to you? You know what I'm saying? Where the hell am I going to run? Like, I'm just asking you to take me to the bathroom because I don't know where the fuck it is. I'm going to try to escape from central booking. My lawyer's coming down. I'll be out of here in five hours. You know what I'm saying? What do you think I'm going to add fucking reckless endangerment to my fucking case? So what are you looking at timewise if you're convicted of elder

Starting point is 00:33:24 elder abuse? This was at least two years in prison. Two years, bro. I don't know. Like, how do you think you're going to do in prison? Terrible, bro. Terrible. I disagree. No, bro, I will be literally like a first day, you know what I'm saying? Like, they're coming for me day one. No way.

Starting point is 00:33:39 No, they would love you. Yeah, they would champion. They would champion Lil Pete in prison. Everyone would be like, yo, have you met this guy? I love this guy. I'm going to have to join like a gang or something. Yeah. The gangs would be bidding on Little Pete.

Starting point is 00:33:52 Can you bring your two pay to prison? I don't think so. Yeah, that's the main. Then you could join the skinheads. There'll be a lot of you. Yeah, I'll have to go to the areas. I don't have to go to the areas. So, you know, it's, you know, good and the bad.

Starting point is 00:34:03 So, you know, it's crazy when I got arraigned and the DA read the police report, he left out everything about him attacking me first, left out everything, yeah. And it's funny because the judge was like to the DA, wait, what was the fight over? And the guy goes, I screamed, Your Honor. And the judge was like, ice cream. So my mom, the good woman that she is, she actually made a statement. She signed an affidavit. She made a recorded statement saying what actually happened. Okay.

Starting point is 00:34:30 And the case was dropped. The funny thing is she got back with him Well all this was going on Like she's over here on one side Destroying this case Then she's going over his house for dinner and everything So what did he think about your mom defending you? You know by the time that the case actually got dropped

Starting point is 00:34:44 It was June. This was January when all this happened in February They were already back together And he was just like Ah whatever you know what I'm saying He knew that he got caught in a lie So when was the first time you saw him Since the fight happened? I never saw him since oh one time in the grocery store

Starting point is 00:34:58 About a month ago We've never spoken since this Since that happened, you guys. Never spoke. He doesn't come over the house anymore. Never, really? No, he does not go over. He never apologized to you?

Starting point is 00:35:07 No, he never apologized. Do you have any feeling that you want to apologize to him? No, because if we would have just had the fight, then yeah. But when somebody tries to actually get you thrown in prison and assault your time and ruin your life, that's no coming back. Wow. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He tried as hard as he could to get me thrown in jail for what I didn't even do.

Starting point is 00:35:26 So you saw him in the grocery store? Like a month ago, he was buying groceries. He was probably saving $2. on each fucking island. And I just walked out of there, you know what I'm saying? Just 10 pints of ice cream, just holding them all up. Instead of going to work and making $100,000, he's trying to save $100 grand on groceries, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:35:42 But they're still together, your mom and this guy. They're still together to this day. Wow. My mother doesn't do well single, man. You know what I'm saying? She was not. Of course. You're a little older.

Starting point is 00:35:50 You get lonely. She's not good home on Saturday night. And like I said, I didn't do comedy for the time that they were actually broken up because, like, every time I leave the house, she's calling me, where are you? I don't, you know. Wow. Yeah.

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Starting point is 00:40:22 No, I've never told the story This is beautiful. Okay. All right, so this is last April. I'm in Hustler Strip Club, you know, and I'm doing a threesome with these two chicks, and one of them is on top of me in the 69 position, and the other one is eating my ass out.

Starting point is 00:40:36 You're having sex with these girls in the back. Yeah, we're doing that. Look, Pete is a legend of the street. We're doing a 69. So how does that work? I don't mean to interject too much in the story, but I've been to strip clubs. I've never had sex with a stripper.

Starting point is 00:40:48 You have to go there often. You have to get to know the girls. And I've done that enough to where I have like interpersonal relationships with them outside of the strip club. So like when we go to the back, like we're getting down to business, you know? And it's costly. You got to take care of them. But they will compensate you, you know what I'm saying? When you get your ass eaten?

Starting point is 00:41:08 Yeah, I was getting my ass eaten. The one girl's on top of me in the 69. She farts in my face. And she's like, oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm like, nah, I don't give off fog. And the girl eating my ass goes, yeah, you heard him. Little Pete don't give a fuck.

Starting point is 00:41:22 The girl on top of me goes, yeah, little Pete don't give all fuck. So for the remainder of the time that we were in that room together, we're all screaming out like, Little Pete don't give all fuck. And the next week, I got on stage at Rod and he used to do a spot for my boy. And, you know, before I started my set, I was like, listen, before I start my set, I want y'all to keep one thing in mind. Little Pete don't give all fuck. And it just caught like wildfire, you know?

Starting point is 00:41:48 Yeah, too soon, bro. Yeah. Too soon. Wildfire right now? Come on, Pete. Come on, Pete. My apology, it caught like the flu. Yeah, the flu, bro.

Starting point is 00:41:59 Like COVID. Lil Pete, I understand that, like, in a lot of his videos, then you watch, part of what's funny, like, there aren't the laughs and a lot of the beats and stuff like that. Sometimes. A lot of them have huge laughs. When we get to the gladiator bit, there's a huge pop there. But when I saw little Pete and I kind of saw his potential, I started putting up on my show that I run at the stand every other month.

Starting point is 00:42:24 And when I tell you that if you put Lil Pete on a good show, murders. Murders. Murders. People doubling over. And a lot of people just say that people murder because they're good. Okay? Lil Pete murders.

Starting point is 00:42:36 It's beyond good. People are kicking. People are fucking, like glasses are falling. Stomaches is hurting. It's crazy. It's in what Little Pete has been able to do on our show. And there are a lot of great comics that will play that room in the stand. I've never seen anyone body like Lil Pete.

Starting point is 00:42:55 I mean, I saw a clip of you as Building 7 at 9-11 the musical. Yes. Lil Pete famously was Building 7 in 9-11 in musical. The Tawa 7, don't give a fuck. Tim, don't give a fuck. Tim Dillon loved it, right? Tim, yes. Tim enjoyed it.

Starting point is 00:43:09 Yeah, it was an amazing show. We had Tim, we had Sarah Squirm, and we had Marcel Hernandez, and I mean, they were fascinated by Little Pete. And so there are a lot of, Rosanne, huge fan. Which one, Roseanne? Roseanne Barr? Oh, Roseanne Barr from... Did you not tell...

Starting point is 00:43:26 You told me she watches your Instagram. Oh, Rose Barker. Oh, fuck. Rose Barker, yeah. Who's that? Yeah, Rose Barker? Yeah, I don't know who that is. She's a pretty declarated comic.

Starting point is 00:43:37 Oh, I don't know Roseanne. I think you're talking about Rosebud Barker. No, I would talk about Rosebud Barker. Rosebud Baker, Rosebud Baker. Rosebud Baker. Sorry, Rosebud. Sorry, sorry, Rosebud. Yeah, Rosebud is great.

Starting point is 00:43:51 Rose Parker. That's another thing I love about Pete is that he just doesn't really know any other comics. He doesn't know. I'm just learning now because I was... It's great. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:00 I'm just becoming... This is only like the last six months that I've been brought to the stand, you know? It's only like the last six months. Before that, it was all like very entry-level clubs and stuff where I was just killing her over there. I want to know a little bit about the strip club thing.

Starting point is 00:44:14 So how long have you been going to strip clubs for? I mean, I've been going to strip clubs for many years, but the last three years, right? it's been very much a lot because after my drug overdose in 2017 I went near five years without having sex five years I went from May of 2017 right

Starting point is 00:44:32 to February of 2022 without having sex that's a huge dry spell I actually did a bid on it I'll show you the bid I did it at Eastville when I first started it was called no buns it's a great you'll love it it's great so how did you break the dry spell

Starting point is 00:44:50 Okay, so I started dating this girl from Hustler, okay? I was taking her there every week, and she was very unsexual, this girl. She was not doing well with money, and, like, she was very much stressing about it. She was probably going to have to move back with her parents and stuff. But I noticed that because I was, like, treating her like a princess, like every week, like her friends were really starting to love me. So one week we went there, we did some Adderalls, we drank. The Adderals wore off, and I was like, fuck it, let's get some Coke.

Starting point is 00:45:18 I did a couple of bumps, and I went in the... the room with her and her two friends. She didn't want to get involved in threesome. I wind up fucking her two friends in front of her. In front of her. Well, she's dancing house music. And it was just wild. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:45:33 And the friends were loving me. The friends were loving me. We had a great time. I don't know what the hell she was doing. But, yeah, I break out of my five-year dry spell with a fucking threesome with the girl that I'm actually dating, watching me do the whole thing. And she was cool with it. She didn't seem to give a fuck.

Starting point is 00:45:48 We left together holding hands And did you guys talk about it? She was just like, yeah, you didn't get late for five years You gotta do what you gotta do, you know what I'm saying? Why didn't she break the dry spell? I don't know. She was very shy She was very shy and she's the one I really wanted to fuck was her

Starting point is 00:46:04 Did you ever close a deal with her? No, I never did. Wow. The one that got away. Well, it was funny, when I asked little Pete How he ended his dry spell a few days ago He told me, well, I started doing drugs again Yeah

Starting point is 00:46:15 I'd rather do drugs and get laid than be sober and not get pussy, you know what? That's interesting. I will think drugs and pussy over sobriety any day, bro. That is interesting. Yeah. So what's the best strip club in the city?

Starting point is 00:46:27 Listen, I think there's a couple really good ones, Sapphire on the Upper East Side, my friends are the managers over there. There's Hustler. Okay. Yeah, there's... What about pumps?

Starting point is 00:46:37 You ever been to pumps? Oh, the one in Queens. No, I've never been there. Okay. And it's funny because one of my old nicknames is Little Pumps. You know what I'm saying? If you look at my email,

Starting point is 00:46:44 it's called Little Pumps 84. Why do they call you Little Pumps? They used to call me that back, in the day, you know? He's swole. Yeah, that's why, yeah. Pumps iron. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 00:46:52 Yeah. Yeah. So what makes a strip club great? I think, like, when you have, like, girls that really take their sales job seriously. Because they're salespeople. And they're trying to make the customer happy. Yeah, that's it. Sometimes you go to strip club and it seems like they don't care that you're there.

Starting point is 00:47:07 Yeah. Well, it's not that they don't care that you're there. I would assume that they're sad. That's possible. Yeah, it's possible. You know, ones that are, like, concern with getting the clients to come back. for a time two and time three, because they have to give you a good night.

Starting point is 00:47:21 They have to show you good time. Otherwise, why would you? Why would you go back? What's your type? I'm basically more into petite, natural women, you know? The girls that I post on Instagram, they're not really my type, although they do motivate me.

Starting point is 00:47:36 I post what the majority of people like, you know, and it seems like the fake tit, fake lip, but... You're playing to the people a little. I'm an entertainer. I feel compelled to entertain and brighten up everybody's day. Yeah, it brightens my day. Bro, that means the world to me.

Starting point is 00:47:51 That means the world. But on just, you know, when Peter Francis is out on the town, you're looking for a natural woman. Yeah, that's more in terms of like if someone that I would like date bring home to my mother like a more petite natural. Would you bring a dancer home to your mother? Oh, absolutely. If she's a good person, yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:09 And you've done that before? I haven't brought any of the girls that I've seen over the last three years post-dry spell home to my mother. but I have dated some strippers with good hearts. And did they all, the ones that I date that they're the kind of strippers that you could take home to them. Do you tell your mom, oh, I'm dating a stripper?

Starting point is 00:48:26 My mom knows that I go to strip club. She hates it. She doesn't know that like I've dated them like, you know, somewhat seriously. You know, like if I'm dating someone, I'll just tell my mother like, oh, she's a waitress, you know. Does she follow your Instagram? She does.

Starting point is 00:48:42 And what does she think about the women that you post on your story? My mother does not like anything about. The comedy, the women I post, or anything about what it looks like. The future of Little Pete's life is going to look like. Oh, really? But she loves me, you know what I'm saying? My mother has, like, this vision of me as like this prestige, normal, inside the box gentleman.

Starting point is 00:49:01 More wrong, she could not be. Yeah, you're not inside the box at all. It's not happening. Yeah. And I tell that, I said, listen, you just got to accept what is. You know what I'm saying? Whatever you wanted, whatever you thought was going to happen, it's not going to happen. It's not going to happen.

Starting point is 00:49:11 Well, Pete's relationship with the mother is beautiful. She paid for his to pay for years. Oh, for many years. Yeah. This past year, I took it over. Oh, wow. Yeah, she paid for my to pay. When I stopped, yeah, when I stopped doing drugs and stopped selling drugs and I moved

Starting point is 00:49:27 back in with her, I was broke for like two or three years before I actually started to make like any money at my job now. And she supported me through the whole thing. And what's your day job now? I'm a broker of annuities. Like, you know, like J.G. Wentworth? Yeah. Where I want cash now for my annuities.

Starting point is 00:49:41 I do that. I help people get the best price for their structure settlements. and it took me like two or three. Everything about me is just outside the fucking box. I've never met anyone who does what I do for a... So someone needs cash now, and they're trying to set up their structure settlement. They're calling Little Pete.

Starting point is 00:49:57 Or I'm calling them. Either way, yeah. Mostly I call them, and I'm like, listen, if you're going to sell... A lot of cold calling. Yeah. I have so much cold calling material. It's ridiculous.

Starting point is 00:50:07 I can't wait to do it in comedy, you know? I mean, this is wild. It's amazing. Little Pete is, he's a unicorn. He's a unicorn. I have a unicorn. You don't know how to go to the bathroom, but I don't want to break this conversation.

Starting point is 00:50:17 No, we can take a little break? Yes, can we do a bathroom break? Let's do it. Ladies gentlemen, we're back. Hey, Gabe, could we pull up the gladiator clip of my good friend, Peter Francis here? We need some more comedy. I think this would be a good one to come back in on.

Starting point is 00:50:31 I'm paranoid about COVID. Every time I come in the house, she starts taking my temperature. She wants to see my vaccine card. I'm like, relax, ma. Ain't no COVID over here. I got warrior blood. Like a gladiator. What did Russell Crow say in the movie?

Starting point is 00:50:49 I have come to reclaim Rome. Yeah, well, now little Peter's come to reclaim Rome, baby. Woo! Yo, beautiful women be walking by me in the club, I'd be like, Yo. Are you not entertained? Classic. Are you not entertained?

Starting point is 00:51:07 Vintage little Pete. That's right. Laugh at the fuck up. Oh, man. And then the Capcut logo. Shout out Capcut. The whole thing is so funny to me, genuinely. It's like, it's not normal comedy.

Starting point is 00:51:23 It's not like, it's not like, oh, my mom's paranoid about vaccines or about COVID, so she wants to see the card. Here's a funny metaphor about my mom's paranoia. It's just you being like, yo, I fuck bitches. Yo, little Pete is Deante Wilder, man. Little Pete is Deante Wilder. Yeah, bro. He's, little Pete, it's basically like, like, not necessarily. he's like a technical mastermind of stand-up comedy,

Starting point is 00:51:45 but it's just like the subjective funniness that he comes with, just the pure funny, just the natural raw, like it's unbelievable what he can do. The top common compared to Andrew Dice Clay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lil Pete is, I call him accidental dice clay. He's accidental dice Clay.

Starting point is 00:52:01 And I 100% see a world where people are paying for hours of Little Pete comedy and they are saying the punchline along with him while he's saying it. That is the level of iconic, that Lil Pete can reach. Now, Lil Pete, I have a question, random question. I ask all my guests this question.

Starting point is 00:52:18 Have you ever been possessed by a demon? Yeah, there actually was. You were possessed by a demon. It was in the early part of August 2015. Okay. Okay, I was on a three-day crystal meth binge. Okay. That might have had something to do with this.

Starting point is 00:52:34 No, I don't. Maybe. And I was over my house with two people, guy and a girl, and we dropped an oxy. It went behind the refrigerator, and we were, like, moving the refrigerator around looking for it. We couldn't find it. They left. I started to eat the linoleum floor that is my kitchen floor.

Starting point is 00:52:55 I was eating the linoleum, and I was hissing, like, how did it take? Like, shit. It wasn't good. It was not good linoleum, no. And why were you eating it? I don't know. He was on crystal mat. I don't know, yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:07 But maybe you had a thought process, like, oh, I can eat this. I was just so mad that I couldn't achieve the goal and find the fucking. oxy that I guess like I thought eating little nolium was going to make me feel better. It didn't. It did not. I continued to eat the linoleum. I swear to God, I saw my dead grandmother. She's been dead about a decade at this time.

Starting point is 00:53:24 She's standing in the corner of my living room. I could smell her. And she grabbed my face. I could feel her nails like digging in and she's like, you've done enough damage. Get out of him. I wake up about six hours later. Okay. And I'm vomiting like crazy.

Starting point is 00:53:39 And I read that after demonic possession, you actually vomit. a lot. And yeah, that was basically my story of, you know, being possessed by a demon for a brief period of time. How do you think the demon got into you? Maybe like that third or fourth bag of crystal meth. He might have slipped his way in, you know? Yeah, have you ever heard of a succubis?

Starting point is 00:53:59 No. A succubus is a sex demon that will fornicate with you in your sleep. I think I get visited by those quite often, actually. I think they come, like, weekly. Little Pete, like, I mean, when it comes to like, I think they come like weekly. When it comes to Crystal Meth, I guess, in demonic possession, I mean, like, a lot of it is, like, energies and kind of frequencies that you could kind of tune into.

Starting point is 00:54:24 And, you know, when you're doing stuff like Crystal Meth, it just gets your energy so, like, ramped up and out of whack. It leaves you completely vulnerable to... You're a practitioner of the Dark Arts. I wouldn't call myself a practitioner. I would just call myself a regular Jewish guy, but... But I... He's an evil genius.

Starting point is 00:54:41 I let him fool you. I'm curious about the dark arts. I think they're very... Because the thing is that people will convince you that we live in some sort of like secular society. The rhetoric is that we live in like a secular world or that we live in like a Christian country. And there are a lot of Christians in the country. It's a huge part of the country. But since it's founding, America has been faced based in magical thinking, Rosicrucians, Freemason.

Starting point is 00:55:05 We know, you know, this is Camp Gangman. We know this. But like the... To this day, it's just such a huge part of it. society and nobody's thinking about. But meanwhile, like, Coca-Cola is putting out slogans that are literally like, it's real magic. And they mean it.

Starting point is 00:55:19 It's really, like, advertising that borrows a lot from magical thinking. Like, I went to, right before I got fired for my sales job, I went to a sales conference, and half the people at my company practice witchcraft. What? Dude, it was nuts. It was nuts.

Starting point is 00:55:32 It's, I used to work in accessibility, like, literally just like, like, it was like a tech company. And then half the people in the sales team, like practice witchcraft I I went because we went in New Orleans for the sales conference I went and I bought this hat that is covered in runes and it was like a runic protection spell like on a hat it was sick and I bought the hat and I showed to my boss like yo look at this sick like witch hat isn't this crazy and then he just

Starting point is 00:56:02 starts reading the runes he started going like Shifa Hanata Rofa Hashama and like and I was like yo what like what the fuck Rob? shout out Rob and then and and uh I mean it's just it's such a regular part of like and people don't really talk about it but even regular people like Lil Pete's not like necessarily like a mystical I mean actually little Pete is one of the most mystical people

Starting point is 00:56:25 he's like a gnome in the way it is yeah he is like a like a spellcasting kind of like wizard a spellcasting wizard gnome Will Pete yeah yeah little Pete has I mean he's he's you know he's somebody but but even little Pete just like a regular ass guy like he's had demonic experiences he's had magical experiences a huge part of life

Starting point is 00:56:45 in the modern day people just ignore it have you ever had a magical experience have you ever had a paranormal experience that's unexplainable? Yeah I mean I had a divine I had a divine moment with with God

Starting point is 00:56:57 like my the first time I felt God like I cold turkey quit antidepressants I was losing my fucking mind and by the way that happens to so many Americans in the country who are given prescription medication, uh, and then just go fucking off the fucking wall. Like the, like the, like, I know a lot of

Starting point is 00:57:16 people talking about mass psychosis, like, adder all prescriptions, people missing a few days in their SSRIs. Like, these things are very, they add up, you know? So I cold turkey quit and, and I was walking actually to therapy. And I don't even know. I just immediately, like, I had like, a, just like a flash that like took over like my mind's eye. And, and, and I just saw like, that interconnect connectedness of everything and like that that like the holy like kind of like the mind of the universe and like like like I just got it. It just it was like it was like a moment of nosis like where it just like it's just one second you just get it and I started crying and then and then I was like I'm losing my fucking mind. I was like this wasn't a magical experience. I can see that. I'm losing my mind.

Starting point is 00:58:00 But you read into these things and you read like a lot of shamanic experience like comes from like altered states of mind like ayahuasca stuff like that like a lot of those like gnostic like spiritual experiences do come from external substances so it does it makes sense as to like why it's a you know it's so prevalent in american life there was a fucking shaman that storm the capital and and if you watch his interview with Andrew Callahan he he is a shaman he practices shamanism so it's like it's like dude it's crazy what do you think would you ever do witchcraft to get fame and money Um, that's a good question. That's a good question.

Starting point is 00:58:42 Like, would you make a deal with the devil? I'd make a deal with the devil. The fact that he's thinking about it is so awesome. The fact that he's considering it is so awesome. You did? I actually did. Yeah, because like, like, I was watching an interview with Mike Tyson. And he said, like, when you're favored by God, you're favored by the devil too.

Starting point is 00:59:03 And, like, when I say my prayers, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm asking both of them to protect me. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, I know you guys both got dibs on me to make it one for me to be a good person, one for me to be a bad person. All right, like, let's gamble, motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Just make sure I make it, you know what I'm saying? Lil Pete, we had a conversation that was very interesting after we went to your show at the Merri-Loo.

Starting point is 00:59:27 And Lil-Pie was talking about how basically if God has chosen you for greatness, then, you know, there's a war. Between good and evil, yeah. Because it's in the devil's vested interest. They're the ones that are responsible for the thought. in our head, God and the devil, the devil and the devil. The devil on the devil on your shoulder. You got the angel on your shoulder. You got the devil on your shoulder. And when I watched, like I said, I was watching an interview with Mike Tyson. Like, if you're a favorite to make it by God, you're favorite to make it by the devil too. You know what I'm saying? And like, you're going to get power from both

Starting point is 00:59:55 them. You're going to get power from both of them. And that very crazy temptation that we have, it's the free will that they've both given you. You know, and the more power you get, the more money you get the more fame you get, the more tempted you'll be to roll into the dark side because it's something that you've never experienced before. You know what I'm saying? That's having a P. Diddy, dude. Yeah, he's a huge P. Diddy fan. Yeah, because he...

Starting point is 01:00:23 Before or after the arrest? No, listen, even after the arrest, right? I'm still rooting for the guy to beat the odds. I always root for the underdog. I'm still rooting for the guy. But what if he's guilty? He is. He is.

Starting point is 01:00:38 He is, but, but his ex-girlfriend Cassie, she was a willing participant, you know? Well, when he beat her up, though. No, yeah, though, that's not what he's being charged of, though. You know what I'm saying? He's being charged of sex trafficking, and if the person is a willing participant, it's not sex trafficking. Okay, I'm listening. I'm not in favor of what the guy's done. He's a bad person.

Starting point is 01:01:02 He's evil. You know what I'm saying? But, like, in the court of law, is he guilty? of what he's been charged of. That's what I'm saying. Have you talked to your Harvey Weinstein lawyer about this? Yeah. No, he thinks Pete Ditty's fucked.

Starting point is 01:01:13 He thinks P. Diddy's fucked. You know what I'm saying? Well, Pete Ditty. Listen, there's probably nobody that deserves a conviction more than him. But I'll say this. Is he guilty of what he's being charged of? But you're kind of hoping, like, the way OJ got off. You know, I just want to see the smartest man win.

Starting point is 01:01:30 You know what I'm saying? I just want to see the smartest man. Guilty or not? Yeah, guilty or not. But I'll say this, though, about P. Diddy is that. like a lot of like the things that we see like unfold like in culture like today even like you can look like through a mystical lens because I don't think that there's even a way for you to look at Diddy and not think like demonic possession.

Starting point is 01:01:52 He's definitely been affected by double. You know he was drinking liquid cocaine like yeah really he did. He was drinking liquid cocaine and he was on all sorts of drugs. There's a very famous video of Diddy where he's basically in an office. and he's just, you know, just slamming drawers, like slamming the phone. And he goes, whatever I want, I will get. Whatever it is that I want, I have to get. And like a lot of celebrities, like, you made him Israeli in that.

Starting point is 01:02:20 I heard your accent. It was not P.D. Israeli P. Diddy? I mean, Israel is in a lot of ways, like, Wakanda for pedophiles. You know, we'll not get into that. You're Israeli. Yeah, I am, I am. Lucifer was the angel of music.

Starting point is 01:02:33 Oh, that's true. They talk about that in the documentary, and they say that he basically embassified. embodied Pete Ditty as the angel of music, yeah. I mean, I don't know. I've never seen him practice witchcraft. I mean, maybe. No, he did.

Starting point is 01:02:44 Before he went to trial for Shine in 2001, his bodyguard Gene Deal said he drove him to the Bronx Zoo to get a very exotic bird, and the bird was sacrificed by somebody who looked like they were into Richcraft. I mean, if you look like someone with a tattoo. So I got with bang. Definitely witchcraft. Yeah. But the thing is with Diddy is that like a magic, particularly Western magic, like,

Starting point is 01:03:13 is all about the manifestation of your will into reality where it's like, I will something. And I'm like that was like a big Isler Crowley thing where it's like a like, like, it's just about making your will happen. And, and you see actually a lot of celebrities participate in magical thinking and stuff like that. And, you know, considering the circles that P. Diddy ran in and considering his, his, his, pure dedication of what I want I will get what I want I would say a high likelihood

Starting point is 01:03:43 of him participating magical thinking I have a bid that you guys are going to love I'm going to do it on my birthday at the right side of history it's called the recurring nightmare okay it's based on a true story as all my shit is you guys are going to fucking love this bid I'm going to close out

Starting point is 01:03:58 with it at my birthday party at the right side of history March the right side of history of the right side of history you guys are going to fucking love this the last Sunday in March this is that's my birthday Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, let me check it out right now. Don't pull your dick out, Pete. No, I'm not.

Starting point is 01:04:11 Okay. But Pete mentioned Mike Tyson, and Mike Tyson is one of the great magical practitioners of our time. Because if you look into the hypnosis element of Mike Tyson, like, because a lot of sports and athletics is very magical. And because there's like a ritual, sacred space, like, you can consider like a basketball court to be like, it has to be the same. It's very great. If yours is the Sunday, this is my birthday. It's the, oh, no, it's the 23rd, I believe. So we'll still do the trip.

Starting point is 01:04:36 This is still your birthday. But no, but Mike Tyson, like a lot of it in sports, you know, because everyone's an athlete at the high level. So it's really about who can will victory. You truly believe this. Yo, like Michael Jordan, bro, you don't like, like, it's just like he just resonated with such energy that he could just, like, it's about willing it.

Starting point is 01:04:57 It's about making it happen. It's about having a strong will. It's about like, Michael Jordan was like, no, I'm winning. And the whole thing about him is, and that's like the most magical thing things you do, sports are so magic. But why is that magic? Why is that not just like, you know, competitiveness, entrepreneurship, like, trying to be it.

Starting point is 01:05:11 it is, it is all those things. But magic, it's kind of like, uh, it's, I think the strongest mind wins. So magic, I think the strongest mind will prevail, you know what I'm saying? Like, it will not accept the failure. It will not accept. But why is that magic? So the thing is about magic and you have to understand, a lot of it is energetics, yes. And like, but before there was psychology and people understood like, I guess segments of the

Starting point is 01:05:33 mind, uh, people would external. phenomena, you know, like not inside their mind. It's like, no, it's the outside world. And you know, you see that in religion with gods and this and that. But fuck, what was the question? Why is it magic? Why is it not just like... So magic, if you think about it, it was basically like a very primitive way of interacting

Starting point is 01:05:56 with the mind and like controlling the mind. And if you believe in like the mental nature of reality, which is like, oh, like, you know, you've probably heard like, oh, it feels like we live in a simulation. We do. It's our own simulation. Our brains are like universe simulators and we're running our own. And we're kind of all together on this like Minecraft land server. You know what I'm saying? So we kind of like share parts of our reality. But like, but, but, you know, let's say, uh, magic, you don't, you don't have to think about it as woo. You can demystify magic and magic still works. It's just about like controlling the stuff that you believe. And, and, uh, ritualizing things. and, you know, like, practicing magic. I mean, like, there's so many useful tools that, like, help people control their psychology. It invites certain energy where it's like,

Starting point is 01:06:45 okay, I'm going to do this ritual. I'm going to use this incense. I'm going to do this sigil. And it's going to bring about this energy in me. And it's like, a lot of it is about intentionality. You know what I'm saying? So it's actually, like, you know, it's really easy to just, like, dismiss magic as like some woo-woo,

Starting point is 01:06:58 but it's like, that's just how people understood the world. And if you learn that language and you, you know what I'm saying? So, so, uh. My mom fully believes this. Like, growing up, my mom would tell me that everyone in Hollywood, all these celebrities, they're all magic practice. Well, a lot of them are. Giselle Bunchen, Tom Brady's ex.

Starting point is 01:07:14 She's openly a witch. Yoko Ono literally has a song called I'm a witch. And the lyrics are, I'm a witch. Yes, a real witch. Yes, I'm a witch. Like, it's literally, it's like they're not hiding it. But I always assume, like, again, I grew up with this. So I was always a little skeptical where I was like, okay, are they really witches, you know?

Starting point is 01:07:33 But like, I always assumed that they're trying to be controversial. to get, you know, people fired up, like, oh, I'm going to pretend to be satanic and to get the, you know, to be rebellious and be edgy. Well, so, so that there are a lot of different, like, elements of like Satanism where it's like some people are just like people who grew up Christian, but then like, like, we're like molested or something. And then they're like, actually, fuck that. I'm doing whatever the opposite of that is. And they, and then actually some versions of Satanism are actually like love and acceptance and liberty oriented thinking, but they've just kind of subverted the imagery

Starting point is 01:08:04 to no longer be like about like evil and hate. But then there are other people who are straight up just evil and demon worship and they don't care. A lot of, and the thing is about rich people, I don't know if you're familiar with the mandate of heaven. Like it's like this old Chinese principle

Starting point is 01:08:23 where it's like the emperor, it was like, no, you were chosen to be the emperor. Because the emperor would be like, why am I put in this like position of power where I reign over people? and oh well God put you there. And then rich people have the same. He has to make people for every purpose.

Starting point is 01:08:37 Yeah. There's like the divine right of kings is like a similar thing. Exactly. It's the divine rate of kings and a lot of rich people and I've worked at country clubs. Like I've had a lot of interactions with people like, you know, they're like, oh, well, how did I end up with all this? Or like, there's got to be a reason like why I ended up with this. Like the universe wanted me to be. A lot of rich people in mystical thinking.

Starting point is 01:08:59 I'm serious. Yeah, no. They say that there's a soul plan. that before you come to Earth, your soul has already agreed to the life challenge that you're going to have in life, you know what I'm saying? Like you're aware of all the circumstances that you could possibly be this

Starting point is 01:09:13 or you could possibly be that depending on how you choose to use your free will. You know what I'm saying? This is an insane turn of events from Lil P. doing crack. A very serious conversation with crap. And no, I was obviously put on Earth to tell some type of a story because I really believe that everything

Starting point is 01:09:30 that happened to me in my earlier part of my life. I've had to happen to me in order for me to do this now. You know? I mean, so you had mentioned to me at one point that you were considering becoming a practitioner, just to see. I mean. Have you ever done spellcasting?

Starting point is 01:09:44 I kind of try to keep it simple where I'll, you know, because I'm fucking, can I say retarded? I'm retarded. I shouldn't be fucking with high level demons or anything like that. But I'll try. I have like a little altar. I have like a ceremonial altar. This guy's a witch.

Starting point is 01:10:01 Did you know he's a witch? No, I just have an altar. He's the king of the Jews. He's an evil genius. I'm the king of the Jew. I'm coming for the crown. I'm not going anywhere without him ever again. Our relationship is 100% base of I saw little Pete and my Jewish instinct was like.

Starting point is 01:10:15 Yeah, his Jewish instinct was like, get on top of this right now. You got to bet on the stock, will it's still low? Two things I love. It's Will Pete and Young Black Talent. That is unsigned. I always tell all these women, I'm like, you want to get a guy who flies on private jets, right? well, you got to get him before he's on that private jet. Because once he's on that private jet, why the hell is he going to pick you?

Starting point is 01:10:37 He's going to be loyal to the woman that took the ride with him, no doubt. But now he's got his choice of anyone. Like, y'all really think you'd have good in bed? You know what I'm saying? Like, you're going to get the guy with the private jet to leave his wife? Like, you're going to have to do some satanic black magic while you're sucking his dick. You know what I'm saying? To get him to just abort his family and everybody he loves.

Starting point is 01:10:58 Well, that's a huge thing. the sex magic. We've talked about this before with the sex magic. It's fucking crazy. So a lot of it is that, so sex, the orgasm, right? It's like this crazy, like moment of like,

Starting point is 01:11:13 ah, like euphoria, like out of body. And clearly there's just this strong energy that it's libido. That's what it's referred to as. And what it does, it's one of the strongest energies that people have easy access to, right? So a lot of people will do like sex rituals where they like both people are like casting a spell together while having sex or there's

Starting point is 01:11:33 jerking off magic where you draw like a sigil on the ground and you kneel in the middle of it and then you fucking you jerk off and you think real hard about your dreams and you know and and and it's like a it's like a lot of it's a method of manifestation it's a lot of divination with sex it's fucking nuts evil genius dog but but but the fun there is fun part of it I want this guy on my side yeah I'm I'm to protect little bit because if I wasn't here with little Pete little Pete would end up like Pete Diddy and just like I like if I was in living little Pete you know what I'm saying? Yeah there'd be surviving little Pete in 20 years now

Starting point is 01:12:08 I'm about to start throwing my own fucking freak off you know. Yeah if if yeah no it be in rowe in our underwear and like now you're coming to the party I'm not I'm busy that now I'm busy I'm busy would you would you do a would you do a sex magic ritual? Do I get late? I think you might just have to jerk off in a circle with Rowie. Well what's crazy about the sex magic A lot of people will do the sex magic

Starting point is 01:12:31 And I just went to New Orleans So I just got a whole bunch of books about like gay magic And stuff And uh Seconds for little Pete Let's go. Salud, salute The

Starting point is 01:12:43 Alcoholic, you know what I'm saying? The Irish side of the family St. Paddy's Day parade every year, molfo You know what I'm saying? We were about to break out the bagpipes and sex magic Like little Pete don't give a fuck Fuck, bro. Where's the hose at?

Starting point is 01:13:00 You know what I'm about to get percolating up with this motherfucker baby? So a lot of sex magic It's about edging and extending your orgasm And just edging so that you can have like an orgasm Like a pig that like lasts like multiple minutes And you're just like maintaining the orgasm And you're like

Starting point is 01:13:14 And that's when the you can You know divinate and then there are a lot of people That I have sex and they'll be like Oh, I just summoned fucking Hermes. Now Hermes is fucking you and you're fucking Demeter And now we're Hermes and And so it's like if you think an orgasm is like cool, you know what I'm saying? I think it's cool.

Starting point is 01:13:31 So imagine your orgasming, but now you're also like, oh my God, oh, I'm manifesting all my dreams in a reality. And also I'm possessed by God. Oh, and then the girl's sending there and she's like, oh, I'm possessed by a goddess too. Oh, and also all my dreams are also becoming real. It's like just like a next level like these people are, I mean, God bless them, you know what I'm saying? But these people are crazy. These people are nuts. This is a real thing that happens.

Starting point is 01:13:56 Yeah, I, I don't. know anyone that's done this? I have a really funny story from right when I started comedy that there's a comedian. When did you start comedy, Roy? What year? I did. I started comedy in the pandemic. My first open mic, yeah, my first open mic I did right before I got kicked out of my parents' house. And I did my first open mic right before it closed down for the pandemic too. Yeah. Yeah. I actually did Gladys's comedy hour at the comic strip. Oh, nice. Yeah. And it was funny because we went out for drinks after, right? And I was talking

Starting point is 01:14:25 about the hair piece and everything. And later on that night, one of her friends texted me, she's like, can you do a spot on the Friday night pro show? I'm like, yeah, of course. She goes, but listen, Gladys thinks it's really funny that you take such good care of your toupee. She wants you to do a bid just on the toupee. This is the first time I ever wrote comedy in my life, went there on St.

Starting point is 01:14:43 Paddy's Day, 2020, doing a bit about the toupee, crushed it, wound up hooking up with some Colombian trick. We went to some after-hour spot. Me and her were getting busy on the dance floor, and I'm like, yo, I want to be a motherfucking comedian. changing my whole plan right now. Now is it. I want to be a comedian.

Starting point is 01:15:00 This shit set my fucking soul off fire. You know what I'm saying? Like motherfucking Lucifer and God burdened it at the same time. That opposite end. I'm like, this is the path I'm going to walk. I will walk this path. I don't give a fuck what comes with it. I will deal with it when it's in front of it.

Starting point is 01:15:15 I said this before. God chose little people to bring laughter to the people. And so did Satan. They got dibs on me right now. Hopefully not Satan. No, they got dibs on me. I'm telling you. reject Satan. If I'm Satan, I'm trying to draft this guy so fast. They both want me on that

Starting point is 01:15:30 TV. They're bidding. One's like, yo, I got the pussy over here. One's like I got heaven over here. And I'm like, where's the pussy at? I'm like, that pussy is on fire right now. You got to be on the straight and error. You got to go to the light. Little Pete is the anti-hero. He's shadowed the hedgehog. Yeah. Little Pete is shadow the hedgehog. I'm telling you. Wait, but what happened with this story, the sex magic story? Oh, well, what was the story? The sex magic? Well, sex is like just what it can do to your energy is crazy. Actually, I mentioned sports and magic as well. They say that Michael Jordan, like in that playoff run, like that run, he was fucking like four or five girls a night. You know what I'm saying? And like just the amount of libido that that like will summon

Starting point is 01:16:09 up in you and you're just like, you, because you fuck like four girls and you're like, yo, I'm the fucking man. I'm the fucking man. And it juices you up. And it kind of like Mike Tyson hypnotizes you into being like, I'm the man. I'm going to make this happen. I'm unwavering in my will and blah, blah. I don't remember what the fucking story is. But no, these people are, I'd say it's, oh, open mic. It was the open mic when I started comedy. This comedian, funny guy, Isaiah Miller, is doing a bit on stage that nobody knows what he's talking about, because he's talking about sigil magic, which is when you draw like a symbol of some sort of entity, you know, maybe on the ground or you could do it. There's actually something called glam magic where you do it in your makeup and then you, and then you, anyway, that's not relevant.

Starting point is 01:16:51 But he basically, he was like, yo, I'm unemployed. I'm broke. I couldn't find a job. And I'm like a magical guy. So I've been doing like a lot of sigil magic to try to find a job. And the way that masturbation, he's talking about how he's doing masturbation magic basically, where basically you take a sigil, you kneel in the middle of it, you take whatever it is that you're trying to manifest.

Starting point is 01:17:13 Like you have like a print of it or maybe, I don't know, maybe you pull it up on your phone, whatever it is. And you look at the goal that you're trying to achieve and you jerk off and then you're supposed to like come on it. To like a sold out weekend. Because if you think about it, what it is. Yeah, it's like I sold that weekend. And it's basically like you're just visualizing it

Starting point is 01:17:30 and infusing that thought with so much energy that comes from your libido energy canon, your sex energy canon, and the fucking, and you're jerking off. So this guy printed out job applications. And he's fucking in a sigilial jerking off to job applications. Like to LinkedIn or something. Yeah. And he saw one on for the music.

Starting point is 01:17:54 Museum of Ice Cream. And he fucking like, and he busts on the application of the Museum of Ice Cream. Show him the picture from the first night that we were posing when I did the right side of history. Oh, yo.

Starting point is 01:18:06 And you were like, yo, Little Pete has crazy, little Pete has crazy, crazy small nipples. Yeah, yeah, Lil Pete does have crazy small steroid nipples. Wait, hold on. What happened with the sex magic? So what ended up happening,

Starting point is 01:18:15 so he's doing this bit where he's explaining this. And he's like, yo, and then I got hired at the Museum of Ice Cream. And at the Museum of Ice Cream, Everyone has like their own like ice cream like there's like everyone has an ice cream nickname so there's like Java chip and like strawberry and you know what I mean and that's how they refer to each other on the job and he was talking about how his name was froyo and the bit was like I don't think they would have named me that if they knew how I got this job and I was the only one in the room who got it I'm fucking crying laughing he's the only person I know and I've also met a BDSM prected like Dominatrix who there's a lot of magic in BDSM. Natrix stuff as well. I mean, she's a sex, but dude, there's so many sex witches. This is New York City, bro.

Starting point is 01:18:58 This is where the sex witches live. It's them and the Orthodox Jews. This is the most magical place on the fucking planet. I mean, do you think you've ever had sex with a sex magician? Oh, I actually dated a BDSM worker for like a year. Oh, wow. Did she tie you up? Yeah, she did.

Starting point is 01:19:13 Did you like it? Yeah, I did. And you know what? She was like, our safety word is pussycat. And while I'm tied up, I'm like, pussycat, Pussy cat. She goes, no, per for me, pussycat. PUR for me, pussycat. And what does she do to you? No, she just, like, tied me up and, like, sat on my face and stuff. She didn't really get too crazy with it. She was like, you're a good person. I can't hurt you. She's like, I've heard a lot of

Starting point is 01:19:38 other people. She's like, but I can't see myself doing it to you. She's hurt other people? That's what she said, yeah. Do you know what she did? No, I didn't get into with her. This is going back to 2011. Okay. She was a full-fledged domination. She was very successful, very successful in an industry. We met at a club call mansion and she really liked me. You know, she really really liked me. Yeah. She moved out to L.A. That's why we stopped seeing each other. Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? She used to like just tie me up and sit in my face and like come in my face and shit, you know. She didn't get it. She used to come in your face. She used to come in my face. And she'd be like purr for me. Huh. Per for me pussycat while she's coming in my face.

Starting point is 01:20:14 What do you think is the gayest thing you ever did? I've gotten a finger up my ass from the dog style position. Okay. While I'm eating another girl out. From a woman? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's... Great question, Mark.

Starting point is 01:20:27 Yeah, I mean, how, like a knuckle, you think? No, like, like two fingers probably. Two, I mean, that's pretty wild. Yeah, I've gotten two fingers up my house. That's like half a penis. While I'm in the doggy style position, eating the other girl out, yeah. Tell me when to stop. Wait, and keep in mind, I'm coke the motherfucker up right now, so it could have been three

Starting point is 01:20:44 fingers. I would have been like, yo, keep going, you know what I'm saying? Wait, right now? No, this is like... Or when you were fucking? No, this is, you're looking for the time, on this? When you're, are you coked up now or in the story? No, in the story.

Starting point is 01:20:56 Okay. In the story. Okay. I actually started to throw my ass into her fingers, you know what I'm saying? You were riding that. Yeah, that's way gay than I expected. So you were, you had that thing tooted up. You were right. I was throwing my ass into her fingers while I'm eating the other girl out. And so you're saying like, like full

Starting point is 01:21:16 finger you think? Oh, absolutely. Like, like hitting like, pa, pop, pop, pop. Oh, it's going in and out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you, did you reach the moment? Oh, yeah, absolutely. I came while she was jerking me off and eating the other girl out at the same time.

Starting point is 01:21:32 Pete, this is insane. Yeah, I'm a crazy wild dude. I want to ask you the same question, but I don't want to ruin your reputation. No, the guys thing I ever did is I kissed a guy to bring him back to life. Oh, I also got blown by a tranny. But I didn't realize that it was a tranny until after she blew me, you know what I'm saying? Okay, and how'd you feel about that? Um, when she put her hand on mine and I realized that it was, um...

Starting point is 01:21:55 It was a perfect match. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, that motherfucker man, you know what I'm saying? But would you... As Lopeet's Jew, the official public stance of Lill Pete on this issue is that he has absolutely zero qualms with her sexuality, but is upset that she's trying to trick him. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:11 So the whole time I was getting blown, you know what I was thinking? If she must be my fucking lucky day. You know what I'm saying? If she had told you before, like, oh, I'm a trans woman. No, I wouldn't have done it. You wouldn't have done it. I mean, the mouth, though, that's a woman's... Yeah, no, I probably would know, you know, like,

Starting point is 01:22:26 but even to this day, I still jerk off to the part before I realized that she was... Let's go, yeah. I was like, this must be my fucking lucky day. Must be my motherfucking lucky day, man. My boy was pissed. He's like, you always get all the good ones. I'm like, well, you know, what am I going to say?

Starting point is 01:22:42 Yeah, right? Did you tell him afterwards, like, oh, I think that was a trans woman? No. Okay. That was our little... You know there's a song about this? You know Scepta? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:51 So Skepta has a song. Women in disguise. Yeah, disguised for the tune of Transformers theme song. I've heard the song. Yeah, it's good. About Amsterdam. It's great. It's an unbelievable song.

Starting point is 01:23:01 Yeah. I'm not going to quote it, but everyone that's listening should look up disguised by Skepda. It's a, yeah. You know one more bathroom break? Yeah, absolutely. All right. Anything you need, we're going to go to the bathroom. We'll be right back.

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Starting point is 01:23:37 But for some reason, in America, they are fully legal. And they are allegedly causing many health problems. That's a very small alleged. I actually just read a book about this, ultra-processed humans. It's fascinating that the process. processed chemicals that are going into our foods are terrible for you. I mean, if you were to take a baked cookie and a cookie that's filled with processed preservatives, even if they have the same exact nutritional profile, the one with the preservatives and all the gums and stabilizers and ultra-processing chemicals is going to be worse for you by a far, far margin.

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Starting point is 01:26:34 Blue-choo. Let's get back to the show. And we're back. I'm ready. Let's just kick it off with another little P-Clip, shall we? Yeah. Gabe, could you just pull one of these up? Yeah, try the Boston Marathon.

Starting point is 01:26:44 I think you're going to like that. It's the second to the last. I think you guys are going to like this. Okay, let's check it out. As a work went sideways. The client was refusing to cooperate with my company. So I had to drive to Boston so I could see the man in person in an attempt to try to talk him off the fence. When I got to the man's house, he wasn't home.

Starting point is 01:27:12 He was in the hospital with his daughter. I spent the entire day in Boston waiting for this. man to get home. I took the shit in McDonald's. I took a shit in Burger King. I took a shit in Subway. Okay. And I took the biggest dump of my life

Starting point is 01:27:30 in Mickey's Tavern. It was the biggest bomb they seen since the Boston Marathon. Y'all was dropping bombs all day. I must have been a terrorist in another life, man. Yo, I dropped so many bombs in Boston that day.

Starting point is 01:27:46 The government got me on a federal watch list now. That's right. The FBI, they got a picture a little Pete on the wall next to Osama bin Laden and Jahani John. That was me.

Starting point is 01:28:01 That's me. I came... Yeah, I came to a little piece. You know, I'm going to be back at the comedy shop on February 16th, right? Sunday, February 16th, 8 p.m. I'm going to be back. I got some great new material, man. Oh, man, I can't wait to do it.

Starting point is 01:28:17 Now, Pete, I just wanted to ask you. And I hope this controversial. Okay, I hope this doesn't, this doesn't offend you. I know he has you have a little scar here. Yes. What is that from? Okay. Um, Labor Day weekend, 2014, I got jumped. Whoa. Yeah. What happened? Got jumped. Um, he say, she or say type of shit. I walked into an ambush and I had three guys attacking me. Um, who ambushed you? Why was someone ambushed you? Um, hearsay, sure say type of stuff. Okay. Here's say, sure say without getting into a crazy long story. Here's say, sure say.

Starting point is 01:28:53 That is so mysterious. My life was on the line and I fought back. Where was? This was in Bay Ridge? It was actually, it was in Marine Park. Okay. Okay, I fought back. And, you know, I started going crazy, fighting three people at once.

Starting point is 01:29:11 And thank God, you know, I got out of that apartment alive. And I checked myself into the hospital. needed like three or four stitches. Yeah. And, yeah, that was basically it. Whoa. Yeah. I mean, they got you pretty bad.

Starting point is 01:29:24 They tuned you up. Oh, really? I got them good, too. It was a three on one. It was a three on one. But like, like, when I lose my mind, like, bro, it's like a whole lot of mind. Were these guys geriatric or they were younger? No, and they were gangsta dudes, bro.

Starting point is 01:29:36 Oh, really? One of them was going to shock me in a tub. He actually went to do a shot of heroin. He nodded out. I took a knife off the kitchen table. I slashed one of them with the knife. What the fuck? He started screaming like, oh my God, I'm hit, I'm hit.

Starting point is 01:29:54 And then I just ran out of the apartment, man. Whoa. You think we're on the cops watch this show? Probably some. Probably some. But this case is closed, though, right? Yeah, no, nothing ever came of it. No, it's all, it's not, none of it's real.

Starting point is 01:30:06 Yeah, it's all. Completely fictitious character. This is like a made-up story. Yeah, exactly. Made-up story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's pretty. But I took a huge shot in the face with a brass knuckle.

Starting point is 01:30:15 It totally split my lip open. I was tased I did not go down They tased you Pissed myself Shit on myself Dropped another bomb Yeah dropped another bomb

Starting point is 01:30:25 I didn't go down Thank God the guy that did it to me out But nodded himself to fuck out And when I took the knife And slashed the other guy He screamed like a little bitch Ran away The other guy got scared

Starting point is 01:30:39 And I just ran out of the house I ran right into a cab Whoa I mean that's a pretty crazy story I mean that's wild And so when did you stop selling drugs? In 2017, after the drug overdose, after the life-saving surgery, after the coma, I realized to myself that if I continued to sell drugs,

Starting point is 01:31:01 that I was never going to get off the opiates. I was never going to get off the heroin. You can't get clean when you're around. Yeah. So I stopped. And I was totally broke. I was broke. I had no money.

Starting point is 01:31:13 Move back from Florida. So I was living on my own in Florida at the time. Palm Beach Gardens. Okay. Move back in with my mother. Yeah. Shout out to Palm Beach, baby. I'm coming back there one day.

Starting point is 01:31:24 And my mom had said to me, she's like, listen, if you just get your life together, you stop doing drugs, I'll, excuse me, I'll support you for the time being. You know, my best friend got me a sales job, which is the job that I have now to this day. It literally took me like two years to just, you know, get back in the game, like making cold calls. building up my clientele, all that. Yeah, I was 2017, 18, 19, very rough years of my life. I was broke. Just kind of like going to the gym, going to work, going home.

Starting point is 01:31:59 I went on a couple of dates here and there, but nothing really came of it, you know. And a dry spell. It was a dry spell. A huge dry spell. But realistically, I feel like I needed it because, like, the alone time actually made me stronger. Yeah. You know, and, you know, that's a lot of it.

Starting point is 01:32:16 Like I said, I did the first open mic right before the pandemic. Pandemic hit pushed me back another year and a half. But when I started the comedy at the end of 2021, I was ready for it. I was ready to come out and start telling the story. And if it had happened before this, you might have not got the same confident, I don't give a fuck version of Little Pete, you know what I'm saying? Because the strength that I have now, it was actually built through those five years of isolation and no pussy.

Starting point is 01:32:46 You know? Nothing makes... That's every man, brother. Realistically, nothing makes you stronger than not getting pussy. You know what I'm saying? Nothing makes you stronger. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you ask Mike Tyson or 50 or any of those dudes,

Starting point is 01:33:00 their strength was built through the periods of time when they were like in jail or in the hospital and not getting pussy, you know? You got to refocus yourself. I swear to God. Now when I look a woman in the face, I look her in the face and the look says like, yo, I'll do another five years and no pussy standing on my head. I don't need you in my life.

Starting point is 01:33:18 You know what I'm saying? That's power. That's power. That's exactly when they drop their papers. When you truly look them in the face with the, I don't fucking need you type of shit. I don't give a fuck type of shit. I'm gonna tell my story exactly the way it happened.

Starting point is 01:33:33 You know what I'm saying? Would you ever have a drug deal go sideways? A drug deal goes sideways. When I was 18 years old, like the first time I actually tried to sell drugs, I tried to... Oh, excee, a G-pack. Okay.

Starting point is 01:33:46 I got Rob with a gun to my head. They took the whole fucking G-pack. Were you high? No, I wasn't high. Except for the $100 that got stuck in my pocket. They took the whole everything, you know what I'm saying? So what happened? Like, you just met these guys at a thing?

Starting point is 01:33:58 Somebody actually set me up. Somebody actually set me up. And it was somebody who I knew. And, yeah, he was like, yeah, it's my boy. He's going to take care of you. They got the G-pack of E for you. Just bring the $6,500. And they put the guns in my head.

Starting point is 01:34:11 I was 18 years old. I gave it to them. really quickly. Yeah, of course. The $6,400, $100 got stuck in my pocket. They put the gun to my head and everything. I quiffed it up real quick. Yeah, of course.

Starting point is 01:34:21 You don't want to deal with that. If someone robs me, I'm just going to be like, yeah, you got it. Yeah, take it, take it. What's more valuable than your life? You know what I'm saying? Can I get one of those pills for the head? You know what I get one? Let me just keep $100 and get high.

Starting point is 01:34:33 You know what I'm saying? When was the first time you did eat? Oh, I was, it was Labor Day weekend, 2002. Yeah. It was so funny. His recall is. My memory's great. So I'm tripping balls, right?

Starting point is 01:34:46 I go up to my boy's room and I put on a porno. I start jerking off. My boy comes in the room and he's like, oh, it's all right. I'll jerk off with you. I love watching porno too. I'm like, no, it's all right. You don't have to jerk off with me. He goes, no, you're my boy.

Starting point is 01:34:58 I'll jerk off with you. You know what I'm saying? He's like, we'll jerk off together. We'll do everything together. You know what I'm saying? And he knew all the porno chick's name is just like I did. Man, remember the good old days when people used to live? One time.

Starting point is 01:35:12 I'll tell you what. It's 2002. This is a couple weeks later, right? We went to this club called Central Life. Hang on. I want to just circle back. Did you both complete watching the porn or together? We did not.

Starting point is 01:35:24 You can't bust when you're on a ecstasy. You can't bust enough. You guys are both on E jerking off together watching porn. Yeah, correct. How long? That's the gayest thing you ever did. I didn't consider this gay at all. It's just kind of brotherly bonding.

Starting point is 01:35:37 Exactly. Yeah, I mean. I'll jerk off with all my friends. You would do that with Rowe? Absolutely. I told her way the other day coming home from your comedy show, I said, I will absolutely do a demo with you, bro. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:35:49 You want one end, me on the other end. And there's no closer brother bond than doing a demo with somebody. Yeah. What's a demo? Like running a train. Oh. Yeah, running a train.

Starting point is 01:36:00 Because one thing I've noticed, right? I've done a lot of threesomes in my life. I've done a lot of threesomes, right? I've done threesomes with two guys and a girl, and I've done threesome with two girls and a guy, right? You ever done a trisome with three guys? No. Absolutely.

Starting point is 01:36:13 When you're doing a threesome with two girls, right? Here's what happens, right? You're going to connect to one girl more than the other. And eventually the one that you connect to less is going to start to get in the way. But when you're doing a real threesome with one of your broskies, it's the most fun you've ever had in your life. You're high-fiving each other on the flip side. You know what I'm saying? And y'all, y'all just having a great motherfucking time.

Starting point is 01:36:36 You on one end, me on the other end, no jealousy or love. we're having a great time tonight. We're having a great memory of the we can look back on. With the girls, it's totally different. Like, one girl goes to the bathroom. She's hating on her. She comes back.

Starting point is 01:36:51 The other one goes to the bathroom. She's hating on her. Like, I don't hate on my boys. I want to see all my boys live. I want to see all my boys making. What if your boys got a bigger piece than you? No, that's okay. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:37:02 It's all good. Has that ever happened? Oh, absolutely. One of my friends that I did a demo with, this guy must have had a 10-incher, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like we were fucking the chick And he pulled down his pants

Starting point is 01:37:13 She looked at his dick And she goes, yo, let him do it You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, fuck you me, let him do it You know what I'm saying? But you were cool with that Because you want to see a boy You want him to do it

Starting point is 01:37:23 Let him do it, you know what I'm saying? And you just watch for a little Yeah, absolutely Lil Peter's offered every time Every time Little Peter's come and done Right side of history Every single time he's offered

Starting point is 01:37:33 That we go to the strip club After the show Remember I was bothering Ricky Veles Remember how much I was bothered him And he's like I gotta go home of my kids. I'm like, all right, don't worry about it. Yo, yeah, yeah, Lil' Pete was giving the business to Ricky Veles.

Starting point is 01:37:45 I was like, come to Osloom with me, man. But he was, he was busy. I mean, that guy just doesn't know how to have fun. Every time I go to the right side, I'm like, yo, who's coming to the strip club with me after? Who's part laying? And you know, it's funny? Every single time, nobody goes to the little Pete. I go by myself.

Starting point is 01:38:02 It's going to be a whole thing, right? You go to strip club with Little Pete, one thing leads to another, and then you're getting a demo run on you by Pete and his boy. You know what I mean? Like, you don't want to, you don't want to. That's sketchy, right? He diddy's coming through. Yeah. He's going to slip you a Pete Diddy with the twist the lime, and then y'all getting a shot

Starting point is 01:38:16 to come on the rocks. Oh, my God. You ever do a four, a foursome? A foursome, no. Threesome was the most I ever did. Oh, I've done three girls and me where one girl didn't participate. Oh, that's right. That's right.

Starting point is 01:38:31 But never an actual, never actual four parties. Would you ever be in an open relationship? Oh, yeah. Like if you were dating a girl and she was like, hey, let's just, you know, be open. I'm kind of doing one of those right now, actually. Really? Yeah, yeah. And if she hooks up with a guy, you're not jealous. Well, she works at one of the strip clubs.

Starting point is 01:38:46 So, yeah, if she hooks up with a guy, it's just business, you know? You're cool with that. I'm cool with that. And now what if she's like, oh, I want to, like, maybe date another guy? That would hurt me. That would hurt me. That would hurt my heart. That would be a little tough.

Starting point is 01:38:55 Yeah, that would hurt my name. But if she's like, let's bring them in and we can all live together. Like, we're all. That's like an onisian situation. Yeah, yeah. That's never good. Yeah, no, no, the living would bother me. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:39:07 But if it was for one night and it was just business, I understand. You know, I understand that it's a cold world when it comes to money and people gotta do what they got to do. What if you want to bring another girl in? Oh, we've done that. We've done that.

Starting point is 01:39:17 And you guys all date each other. Well, not date. It's for the night. You know what if it was a date situation? She lives with y'all. That's weird. That's weird. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:39:26 You know the story about the, there was a, on TLC, they did like an episode of, I don't remember what other shows, but about like this polycule couple that was like this one girl and a bunch of, of guys and they all, I don't know if any of them were publicly furries,

Starting point is 01:39:41 but they all kind of dressed like they were furries. You know what I'm saying? Like the highlight in the hair and the, and they did an episode about them because the newest boyfriend got her pregnant. Oh. So then all of the older boyfriends were like, yo, what? Like, we've been putting our time in. Like, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:40:00 They felt like kind of entitled to the baby. Swoops in last minute. Swoos in last minute, gets her pregnant. And they did a whole episode about that. And there was one guy that was just clearly just like, yeah, it's great. And like, but so this was crazy. That guy, you can look this up in the news.

Starting point is 01:40:16 That guy ended up murdering the baby. Yeah, he ended up getting arrested. He murdered, like, the baby and, like, violently, like, attacked the polychule. What? Yes. What the fuck? I mean, the new guy got his lady pregnant.

Starting point is 01:40:32 Yeah, man, that's a little fucked up. I don't know. But you could go watch it on TLC. It's crazy. Would you ever be with a furry? What was a furry exactly? Can we pull up a picture of a furry? Yeah, we have to show little Pete what a furry is.

Starting point is 01:40:42 Yeah, a furry is basically like maybe a lifestyle. Yeah, so basically it's a lifestyle of people that sort of have these altars, you know, these. Yeah, no. It's called the fursona. I would not be very familiar with three. But what if she was bad? No, there are really hot furries now, little Pete. There are some really hot furrow.

Starting point is 01:41:01 Is it an ass lick furry? I mean, it could be if you wanted it. It could be. Then maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Only an ass lick fur. You would have to have a fursona, though.

Starting point is 01:41:10 You would have to be, like, can we click on it? He's not going to help the little P character, this furry persona. No, furries are actually real. I think it's one of the healthiest ways to deal with being more. Then I should, I should. Being a furry, I think. Being a furry. That would be so fucking awesome.

Starting point is 01:41:23 That would be with a leather jacket. Yo, come on. Yo. With the leather jacket. I'm like, yo, furry don't give a foe. Yeah, he doesn't, bro. Birthday show, motherfucker. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:41:33 Yeah, I mean, it's just a whole lifestyle. It's a whole, crazy. with this shit. We're about to take it to the next level. God, devil, y'all better watch out for you. The moon. Because I'm about to put my faith them both of you, motherfuck. Wait, do we search hot furries? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there are actually, I

Starting point is 01:41:47 think I can switch a Lopee on this. And they have like a fun little culture, you know what I'm saying? They like hang out. They have like game night. I've been the past like three weeks, I've been honestly like pretty obsessed with listening to music that's made by furries for furies. Oh really?

Starting point is 01:42:03 There's some bangers, dude. You're also a very unique guy yourself, bro. You're also a very unique guy, bro. You're the opposite end of me, but you aren't a very unique guy, bro. Look at that one. What about that one? Oh, bro, I will lick her armpits. I have a huge armpit fetish, by the way.

Starting point is 01:42:19 Well, you have an armpit. Yeah, I do. Every girl that I fuck for the last 20 years, I lick their armpits. Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, what? I have a huge armpit fetish. Okay.

Starting point is 01:42:31 I am an armpit licker, okay. Any girl that fucks me You're getting your armpit slits Can we pull up some armpit Maybe some armpit pictures and just maybe Peek and explain why I've been looking at girls Oh man

Starting point is 01:42:45 Especially the hairy ones Sorry I don't want to break your shit Ooh Oh Give me my fucking drink Motherfucking You know what I'm saying Wait so what is it

Starting point is 01:43:01 So every stripper that we've talked about has gotten their armpits lick. And how do you bring it up to them? I just do it. You just do it? I just do it, yeah. And are they surprised? Usually they just laugh.

Starting point is 01:43:11 Okay. And I also make them lick mine too. Oh, because you like getting your armpit licks? Yeah, I do, yeah. Because it's kind of ticklish. I do, yeah. And if you notice, right, if you want to bring up my Instagram story from Christmas, right, the Christmas one.

Starting point is 01:43:24 I don't know if we have that technology. I could show it to you guys if you like. And I said, for every stripper that I've crossed paths with over the last few years, for you will never forget the nights that you spent with little peep because I blow these women's minds. Does it ever smell? Like when you...

Starting point is 01:43:39 I love that. I'm like, yo, before we even start, go wipe the fucking deodorant off. Okay? Because we're doing this the way the fucking cavemen did it. You like it stinky and little hair. I do. I love it.

Starting point is 01:43:52 And when did you find out that you like this? 20 years ago? 20 years ago. Just as a young man, exploring sexuality. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And can we just maybe pull up like,

Starting point is 01:44:04 I'm sure there's like a subreddit dedicated to armpits. Yeah. See that one with the hairy armpits? Like I will, what did you say to, what did you say to Ivy? Oh,

Starting point is 01:44:11 I told her I would bite her armpit hairs and pull them out my teeth. She won't. Well, so, so we ran like a dating show script at the right side of history. We do a sketch at the end of every show and we had little Pete

Starting point is 01:44:23 participated as a contestant on a dating show to win Ivy's heart. No, no, no. So say yes, I'm over 18. Go back. It gives you two options. And then we, you know, Adam Gilbert, he was littler Pete that night.

Starting point is 01:44:37 Little Pete proposed and then Adam Gilbert goes, yo, what are you doing with my ex? Okay, so go to the main page of this. What is the name of the subreddit? It's called armpit fetish. It has 356,000 members and go to the... I guess I'm the only one. Evidently.

Starting point is 01:44:52 And now go to the sort feature, okay, and go by top of all time. And let's just see kind of what. Go to today. You're going to see today right there. going to go top all time all time at the bottom and uh yeah let's just peruse some of these and just see maybe if any of these are oh shit yeah i got to smell it though yeah and so if it smells too good what's that's a that's a problem i mean listen i'll i'll just tell like can you just go wipe the odor it's a vagina dude it's fine we'll edit this out we'll blur it we'll blur it

Starting point is 01:45:25 and so you like the hair i yes i do and what if it smells like right garden I'm a little disappointed I'm disappointed I am yeah I prefer like sweaty smell Oh she licked her own armpit Yeah yeah Can I do?

Starting point is 01:45:40 So yeah it's one of the first things I do When I go to the back of the strip club Like I go right for their armpit And they actually love it Like they're like yo This is the wildest craziest night That I've had in a long time I will never forget you

Starting point is 01:45:51 Okay Here's my number Lil Pete I've said it multiple times On the podcast Little Pete is a legend I'm just a wild dude bro And but why the

Starting point is 01:46:01 armpit. Have you ever considered maybe your own psychology why you like the armpit? You know, when we were like, when I was younger, like, my parents had a membership to like a beach club called Silvergold. Okay. And like, we used to go there and like I would just look at like every woman's armpit from like the age of like four or five. And like, I like, give us a while. I guess it's definitely a order just so. It was an early on fetish and it stayed with me through my whole life. And you're, have you ever done a bit about, about armpit?

Starting point is 01:46:29 No, but I plan on doing it. If they actually give me more than five fucking minutes on stage, I will get into this. You're going to be doing hours, dude. I promise you, I will get into the whole armpit thing. Yeah, so if a woman said, like the hottest woman you can imagine, okay? And she said, hey, you can make love to me. Okay, you can, you can, you know, we can have sex,

Starting point is 01:46:47 or you can lick my armpit for 10 to 20 minutes. Which one would you pick? You can only do one of the other. That's a really good question, man. I'm probably going to try to talk her into doing both. You can only pick one. You can only pick one. I'd probably go with the armpit.

Starting point is 01:47:00 I'm saying? Have you ever, have you ever, like, fucked an armpit? No, that I've never done. It's strictly licking, yeah. It's strictly licking. But would that be interesting to you? If a girl was like, oh.

Starting point is 01:47:09 Not really. I'd much rather stick my dick in their pussy. But you don't want to put your penis on their armpit. No, it's just a licking and smelling thing. Okay. It's licking and smelling. Yeah, it's just a licking and smelling thing. Now, if a girl was like,

Starting point is 01:47:21 hey, I'm going to go to the gym and get really, really sweaty. I'll come with you, you know what I'm saying? I'll come with you. I'll leave with you. You don't even need a shower Like I'm gonna do your fucking shower Now is the armpit Is it gendered?

Starting point is 01:47:38 You know what I mean? Like you like a hairy armpit No I mean listen But it has to be Stubbly Not totally hairy Not totally But now like let's say you were doing

Starting point is 01:47:47 Like a threesome You and like another guy Okay Would you lick his armpit? No absolutely not I will not touch the other guy It has to be a woman's arm It has to be a woman's armpit

Starting point is 01:47:56 Yeah I am totally heterosexual No bisexual Tensual tendencies But like Does that do anything? Not at all. It has to be attached to a woman. It has, yeah.

Starting point is 01:48:06 You have a real blonde armpit. Only, I am strictly, I am strictly only interested in women. Okay. Okay. But I have a lot of freaky tendencies. Yeah. Yeah. Is there anything else that tops the armpit predilection?

Starting point is 01:48:19 No. The armpit is like, that's your thing. Yeah. What about feet? You like feet? Oh, yeah, very much. Okay. Oh, yes.

Starting point is 01:48:26 Yes. Yeah. Okay. You know, the girl has to have a cute foot. If she's got an ugly. foot like. And what counts as an ugly foot? When the middle toe is longer than the first. I can't

Starting point is 01:48:36 stand that. Like I swear to God, I was recently in the strip club and I'm like, how does a beautiful girl like you not have a boyfriend? Then I look down on her foot and I'm like, oh, that's why. That's why you don't have a boyfriend. Because you got that fucking middle toe popping like, like fucking, you know what I'm saying? So what else will you?

Starting point is 01:48:55 Dude, little Pete got me laughing so hard. It's making my asthma. Yeah. This is. I just can't believe it. I've never heard of this before. Well, apparently there's 375 people just on Reddit. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:49:08 Yeah, yeah. So, look at the cat. Look at the beautiful, cutie baby. I love all these babies. So give me some other rankings. Like, if you see a woman, okay, like, you're going to notice her feet. Obviously, you're going to notice, like, her face and maybe her curvature. Arm pits is one of the first things I look at.

Starting point is 01:49:24 It's first thing. One of the first things. Okay. And are you able to tell if an armpit is beautiful when the arm is down? That's hard. It's tough, right? Yeah, I can imagine. You would see it and you'd be like, you know, they're full.

Starting point is 01:49:35 Do you like it when it's a little, like, dark under the armpit? It depends on who it's attached to. A beautiful woman, let's just assume it's basic. I do like a little bit of darkness. I like when I have to strain my eyes to see it, there's like a little bit of stubble her hair. Yeah. What about ass hair? It doesn't bother me, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:49:53 Like, yeah, it doesn't bother me. Like, yeah, I'm an ass eater. You know what I'm saying? You enjoy that. I do, yeah. What if it's a little, little wafty down there? What if there's a little...

Starting point is 01:50:03 No, it doesn't stop. I can't. I can't do it. He doesn't have that same iron stomach that I have. No, the first time I ever was 69... He's far less of a freak than I have. He's far less.

Starting point is 01:50:13 Yeah, no, the first time I ever 69 ago, it was my first girlfriend and... He just told me that. Yeah. Dingleberry. You ever, you ever seen Horton?

Starting point is 01:50:22 Here's a who? Of course. So, I'm eating her pussy and I'm face-to-face with her ass. And from her butthole, there's one little hair and from that hair

Starting point is 01:50:32 there's one little speck of poop and it looked like Hooville on the fucking dandelion I would have chewed on it there were thousands of booze on it yeah there are thousands of bacteria in Hooville and I almost threw up

Starting point is 01:50:46 inside of her vagina and now I could never like even anal sex is not something that I'm interested in yeah I don't do a lot of anal sex either hilarious that he draws the line yeah why is that

Starting point is 01:50:57 like um okay as far as fucking women in the ass, I much prefer fucking women in the pussy. You know what I'm saying? I like anal play, but not like the actual anal sex. It's just, it doesn't come up often with me. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:51:14 Yeah. It doesn't come up often. Yeah. But if you were going, you were in that region and you saw, you know, I've had anal sex with three women in my life. Three women. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 01:51:25 Lucky girl. And, yeah, your dick has to be really, really hard. So that's on a night that you probably haven't partied with any drugs. But you're taking Seattle's every day. Correct. Not a problem now. Yeah. Every day.

Starting point is 01:51:35 You took Seattle's this morning? Absolutely, yeah. I completely forgot that he takes Seattle. Every day. So before this podcast, you were like, I need to take my Seattleis. I take it. First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is take my Cressator for cholesterol and Cialis. How hard are you right now?

Starting point is 01:51:50 No, I'm not hard at all right now. What's that joke that you have about? He is a joke about Cialis. Getting pulled over and he's got a bunch of body. of Cialis, and he's like, yo, I'm not to get indicted with the freco. No, no, the cop was like, I had a bottle of Cialis with the label ripped off.

Starting point is 01:52:07 And the cop goes, do you know that it's illegal to carry this without a prescription, right? And I said, officer, what would the charge be? Attempt to get an erection in the first degree. You know what I'm saying? True story. Right outside of a strip club while I was parking in a spot

Starting point is 01:52:23 they had pulled me over because I hadn't put my signal on to turn down the block. And the guy was just like, all right, I'm to let you go and I'm like, all right, thanks because otherwise, like, I have a great night planned to head. And you know what I'm saying? I can't do it from Central Book, and you know what I'm saying? And he lets you go. He let me go. He was a good dude. There was another time I got pulled over with my mother in the car, right? And we had, we had gone out to eat. We had been drinking and she had been bothering me to get back to the house. And the cop goes, you know,

Starting point is 01:52:51 you ran the stop sign, right? And I'm like, yeah, well, my mother asked me to. He goes, oh, will your mother ask you do it? Then you're okay. Go ahead. You know? That's sweet. It really was. I got to remember that. Oh, wow, that's nice. Okay, so you notice the armpit, you notice the feet. Any other features of a woman that you find captivating?

Starting point is 01:53:07 I look at white teeth, pretty eyes. Like small breasted. Usually like... Small breasts are extremely underrated in today's society, and I'm going to say it, everyone that's in the big fake tities, I mean, like, it's kind of gay. Because the big fake tities, it's kind of like the dick of boobs. It's literally like, oh, it's big, it's hard. Fucking like, whoa, my God, it's so fucking big and hard.

Starting point is 01:53:33 Yeah, it's a boner. It's a titty boner. And the thing is about big boobs is that big boobs are awesome, but there is a time frame. Because eventually, you know, what is up must come down. And, you know, like with Colombian women in the house, like somewhere around 30. Perhaps.

Starting point is 01:53:51 30, 30. But, you know, I retract that statement. That was kind of crazy. I'm sorry, Colombian women. I actually really love Colombian women. I might get my future bride from Columbia. I might get a Colombian male order one of these days, you know what I'm saying? If I'm like 45, 46 and I'm not married, I'm getting a straight Colombian armpit hair, musky, all that shit.

Starting point is 01:54:11 Would you go to Thailand? Oh, I would love to go to Thailand. I want to go to Amsterdam with him, bro. Oh. With him, yeah, and film the whole thing live, bro. We'll make it happen. Dog. We'll make it happen.

Starting point is 01:54:22 Dog. Yo, any camera crews listening to this podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to Amsterdam. It'll be pure the bouchery, but I'm telling you, hit up rowy rosin. You'd go to the red light. Right to the red light district.

Starting point is 01:54:34 Right, the beeline. I had a joke that I never actually got a chance to tell and it said that I read an article saying that Hunter Biden makes $31 million a year. Yo, if I was making $31 million a year, I would work for six months and quit. Okay. And I'm going straight to the red light district.

Starting point is 01:54:49 And I'm going to be like, ooh, say what, say what, say what. You know that I like it, baby. and you know that I'm about it, baby What song is that open? It's from Donnell Jones Oh, say what, say what say what You know that I like it, baby And you know that I'm about it, baby

Starting point is 01:55:15 Have you ever brought a girl home and sang to her? No I probably should You absolutely should give it I actually have a video where I sing you You want to bring it up? What is it? Why are you singing? It's part of the joke

Starting point is 01:55:27 I'll tell you which one it is wrong To circle back though Big boobs are great Everyone loves big boobs Tiny tities are eternal Those things have longevity There's a natural There's a natural

Starting point is 01:55:38 And let me tell you something Tiny tities forever And I fucking stand by that I die by that I love tiny titties Shout out all the women out there With tiny tities Also just in general women

Starting point is 01:55:52 You guys go through a lot And it's really difficult Yeah It's called farts are a sign of love. It's the name of the video. Okay, let's check it out. I really like her. One of the first things I'll do is fart.

Starting point is 01:56:06 Hey, farts are a sign of love. Think about it. Who do we fart in front of? The people that we love and care about the most. I'm going to fart in front you. And if I don't fart in front you, that means I don't like you. Ladies, if you ever find yourself on a date where little Pete, And you hear me fart?

Starting point is 01:56:30 That means you warmed your way into my heart tonight. That means this could be love because I've had the time of my life. And I never felt this way before. Whenever I go on a day. You consider yourself a feminist? Feminist in what way?

Starting point is 01:56:56 I didn't think you were going to. I didn't think you were going to, you know, balk at a layup question. You know, like, do you think women should be allowed to vote? Oh, absolutely, yeah. All right, okay. All right, that's good. I mean, that's... Of course.

Starting point is 01:57:11 Yeah, all right. No problem with that. Do you think women should be allowed to, you know, fly planes? Absolutely. You think that women are going through a tough time right now? No, I think women have got it better than they've ever had before, you know what I'm saying? You got women out there making more money than me. You got women out there that can fucking kill them.

Starting point is 01:57:28 kick my ass. You've got women out there that'll straight up put a strap on and bang a little Pete with it and they'll go about their day in fucking like, okay, nothing. You know what I'm saying? So they've come a long way. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. They're doing pretty good. I'm curious. A little people, what do you think about Ukraine and Russia, like that conflict? Listen, it's a very bad situation. Um, you know, and there's two sides to every story, you know? Yeah. Um, I just hope that both, both sides can resolve it. Yeah, where the minimum casualties

Starting point is 01:58:02 and people get hurt, you know? What people don't realize is that no matter you know what the brand is and kind of what the core messaging is of little Pete, at the end of the day, Lil Pete do give a fuck. He does a- He does a-oh, he does. No, I do.

Starting point is 01:58:15 I just, I don't, the little Pete don't give a fuck. What does it mean? What does it mean? I will tell my story the way that I've experienced it. I don't give a fuck how it comes out. Okay, I don't have the cleanest life story, but I will tell it the way it happened and whoever

Starting point is 01:58:30 wants to hear it is welcome to hear it whoever doesn't want to hear it you don't have to listen I don't give a fuck I will tell my story to the fullest that's what it means boom bitch little Pete don't give a fuck Little Pete don't give a fuck

Starting point is 01:58:46 Not a fuck Well gentlemen I've really enjoyed this This is a blast man I feel like we learned a lot about each other I think we learned a lot about what it means to be a human That's for sure.

Starting point is 01:58:58 And I think I've learned a lot about myself. Did you? I did. That's amazing. Yeah. So with nothing left to say, really, for me, I just want to thank you both so much for coming on and sharing your story, sharing, you know, the trials and tribulations of a witch and what it means to, you know, practice sex. I'm literally just a Jewish person. No, you practice sex magic.

Starting point is 01:59:17 I don't, I do not practice sex magic. I'm curious about people who do it because they do it a lot more than you think they did. I know that you jerked off watching this podcast, manifesting. Yeah, I was manifesting. It's all the armpit looking that I'm going to be doing in the future. Yeah, exactly. I have, like, a thing for, like, archaeological, like, scientist kind of guys. So, you know, I'd be jerking in this.

Starting point is 01:59:42 I'd be jerking in this podcast all the time. Camp? Yeah. Yeah. Well, gentlemen, I really enjoy this. I hope the audience enjoys it. Have as much as I did. Thanks for having this, Mark.

Starting point is 01:59:51 We've got to have you back. We've got to have you back. And we've got to get to the bottom of more, of more of the wild times of Little Pete and Rowie and just all the geopolitical conflicts that are happening right now. Yo, and yo, come to, yo, right side of history. Yeah, please. Little Pete's birthday

Starting point is 02:00:05 addition. Yeah, it's going to be Lil' Pete's birthday party. We're doing it in March, I believe, March 23rd. Get Lil' Pete on Instagram. Get me on Instagram. Little Pete, would you mind just sending us off with, you know, a song? And you know that I like it, baby. And you know that I'm about it, baby. I've had the time of my life

Starting point is 02:00:30 and I never felt this way before. Keep going. And I swear it's so true. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys so much. See you next time. Good night. If you've made it to the end of this episode, that's because you rock with us.

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Camp Gagnon - Stripclub Fanatic Explains Armpit Fetish

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