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Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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Body box. Snoring. Backwards Satan. Jiggle fast. What's up? My favorite moofers. It's Saturday recording day. Way ahead.

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fucking design on the website but all the merch available at can you don't podcast.com we're doing lap time. Real quick Joe I think what I we're recording this week is two weeks ahead right okay that merch better be in the store right now it's going to be in there so don't when you go to the store right now it's going to be

it's going to be it better be or you're going to get it talking to okay all right there will be blood help me out people go get the shirt please do we're doing lap time Zach what are we doing Stupid shit. Okay.

We're going to do music conspiracies. Some very dumb. Some that you've heard and some that you maybe haven't. Okay. Oh, like that, like, can I guess one? Yes, give me a guess. Um, Paul. Mm-hmm.

Is he dead? Beatles thing? Is he alive? Is he dead? We talk about it. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Did he die in a crash in 1966? That's how stupid this is. Thanks for ruining one of my, yeah. Sorry. Just took it right. Like any, that was my best one. And the other 15 are. and you just list them all off.

Other Beatles things. Strictly Beatles conspiracies? Why not? Right from your mom's basement. You ready to get the show rolling? Really? That's actually fun.

Actually, Joe. What? I don't know what you're trying to get away with your little... What are they called? Yeah, Funko Pop. It has hair. You're not... You don't have hair anymore.

There we go. That's more like it. I mean, if that's what I end up looking like, I guess that's fine. It's not so bad. more accurate now. Yeah, I guess so, huh? The glasses help.

It's going to be a slow burn. You're going to get some length out of the balding joke. Yeah? You probably got like 10 years. Hell yeah, dude. I'm not going to get any better at reading, so here we go. You can practice reading. You can't practice growing hair.

That's right. No, it's either there or not, huh? You know what I mean? It's one of those things you don't have to work at. Somebody's daddy used to say that. No one's better at growing hair. You know what I mean? Right.

Because they practice. They are just naturally better. All right. Let's get this show rolling. Zach, push the fucking thing. Hey, shut up. Start the show already. Well, this is a big one.

It's huge. You want to take it? Yeah, I think you can read today. I can't. Let's see. Now I'm all, you're in my head now. Your bald head's in my head now. This, what was I saying?

You're up to a great start. Yeah, this is sent in from Kayla. It's a fun one. It's different than what we normally would get. Love that. Little curve. A little curb ball. Okay.

Here it comes right. Your head's going to break over the plate. If you could have any of these defense mechanism of these animals, which one would you choose? Okay. You were looking at me. You weren't even reading. Well, she wrote any twice, so that almost threw me off. Okay.

Gotcha. It seems like it did. I'm going to start over. Okay. If you could have any, any defense mechanism of any of these animals, which one would you choose? Any. Okay. Okay.

All right, here we go. A skunk being able to incapacitate your aggressor by farting. Okay. That's a leader so far. Yeah, a little stink glance. A raccoon with sharp claws and fist that will definitely go toe to toe with anyone. Right. Almost ran over a raccoon the other night.

Oh. I slammed on the brakes and I freaked my wife out. And I was like, what do you want me to do? Run the thing over. And the raccoon just flips you off because it can. Yeah. And I was like, you don't know what I did for you. Fuck you.

A parrot with a beak strong. enough to break a bone. Okay. A lizard that is able to spit venom. All right. Sounds like a Dilophosaurus from... Yeah. Or I always think of Baraka for Mortal Kombat.

Oh, yeah, dude. No, reptile was the venom spitter. Not Bracka had the blades that came out of his forearms. Yeah. And Scorpion. Get over here. Yeah, what drug... Like, when they were designing Baraka or Baraka...

Barack Obama? What? What do they think? There was like, someone who had to be so high. And be like, what if the fuck? fucking blades came out of his his forearms, then he could shoot him. Yeah, I mean, you're making a video game. Like, what's to stop?

They're mutants. Yeah. A snake that will bite you and inject you with poison. A shark with a razor sharp teeth that can bite limbs off. Okay. A gorilla that is incredibly strong and would definitely win in a brawl. All right. Well, that way you get to keep your form, right?

You're just guerrilla strength. Yeah. A silverback gorilla. Do you look, do you have to look like them, though? Or do you just have the defense mechanism? Maybe when the defense mechanism kicks in, you turn into that? For a short burst, maybe? Turn into a, well, yeah.

If you constantly had to look like a silver bag, that'd be a problem. Yeah. Just like, I always think it was like when you, it's kind of like hoking up. Yeah. You just, you all of a sudden turn into a parrot and go, and just peck somebody. This might be too random, but do you remember the show Brave Star during the He-Man-Shira era? Or is that way too old for you guys? Brave Star.

No, I'm... It's like, speed of a cheetah, strength of a bear, stink of a skunk. Kind of. Was he a lion that had a glowing heart? No. Okay. No, he would just... Those care bears?

He just had the spirit of an animal. Somebody knows. Somebody's listening and they're like, yeah. I can kind of see the intro a little bit. Talking horse, space cowboys. Come on. I just remember mask and he-man and stuff. I don't remember that one.

All right. And battle cat, shit. Brave Star was my jam. So anyway, bye. Okay, loser. A mosquito with the ability to bite you and inject you is a deadly disease. That's a long game right there. You're like, someone piss you off. You're like, ah! And they're like, ow! And they're like, it's not going to be today.

Yeah. Might not be tomorrow. Might not be a month. Yeah, but in two years, you're just going to drop dead. Yeah. And you're just like, you just like, you just like, you just back into them with your little stinger. Like, have a good day. Maybe, maybe, I'll just throw in a, since you didn't put it, I'll just throw in like a bee, like a bee sting. Yeah. Just that, that's how you get away with what you do. So she chimed in real quick. She said myself personally, I would choose to wield the power of a skunk, knowing that I could incapacitate anyone with a simple act of ripping ass would constantly make me feel secure. And it's also non-confrontational and people would leave me to hell alone.

Hope you had fun choosing your answer. I certainly did, ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha, ha, Kayla. So do you want to be sneaky or do you want to be like forceful is kind of the... Right. Do you want to like... You want to get violent?

or you want to be successfully passive aggressive. So you, so someone's being a dick to you and you give them a little prick, little mosquito prick, and then you get to walk away thinking you won the,

you think you won. Like, you're going to go home confident, you're going to go to wherever you're going, thinking, yeah, yeah. I really showed that guy. And then you're going to fucking die.

I leaned, I leaned the way that she did when it comes to like, just not having to get involved, right? Like you can, kind of get what you want by farting clearing out a room

I look at the lizard one and I kind of like that so being able to spit venom also gives you some distance so you can get mad and then just fry someone with venom and not have to actually go through a whole fight and they probably won't die

so you're like just killing a bunch of people yeah maybe it's like an eye irritant kind of like a pepper spray yeah so I want to go back to the skunk thing when you fart is there like a can people tell

or is it a invisible gas that people will smell and be repelled? Yeah It's just the whole area smells like fucking skunk I just But I want to like

Do they know it Well I guess where I'm going Is do they know it's you Or are you doing that Like there's a room of 20 people And you do it and everyone's like Oh fuck It wouldn't take long for them to figure it out

The one that's still sitting Sitting there usually did it I don't smell anything. Dude, you can be... This is taking you back, but in line for concert tickets. You don't have to do that anymore, but, like, if you're in line, you fart and like 30 people clear out, you're like, great. Got it. Got a better seat.

And then it says defense mechanism, and a lot of these in some sort of situations, wouldn't be doing much. I don't know why I thought of this, but let's say that your family got in a car accident. It's upside down. You got ejected from the vehicle, but you're still alive. And your family is trapped upside down in a flaming... vehicle. Farting isn't going to do much. No. You can't fart about it. Having really sharp fists and claws

isn't going to do anything. But if you have the strength of a silverback gorilla, you could rip that car apart. And that is sort of a... That's an important time, right? You're taking a... Yeah, you took a deeper route. I was thinking just one-on-one like someone's pissing you off. I know. But that's interesting thought. Like any sort of thing, like

if... It doesn't have to always be a fight. for you to use this special ability. Yeah. But if you're trapped under a tree trunk, stinging it, it's not going to do much of the deadly disease. But if you could just throw it off of you, that'd be pretty helpful. Yeah, I was thinking in the animal and plant kingdom, it's just a defense mechanism to fend off a predator is what I was thinking.

I know, and then I just do this giant thing in there. So I get the flying ability if I am a parrot? You just get the beak. You just the beak. Yeah, you get to peck someone really hard. Just imagine with being a human size and then growing, basically one of those plague mass. Yeah. From the old days.

I leave with my face. And just fucking, you would peck right through their arm, smash a bone, dude. I mean, at that point, you might as well as be grill of strength and pick the guy up and toss him. Snap him in half. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, oh, you want to go and you just squeeze his head shut. The whole thing. And then throw poop on him.

Yeah, I guess smush his whole face in. And then be like, anyway. What were you talking about? What were you saying? Sorry about that. What were you saying before this guy showed up? If you had the strength of a gorilla, would you just go around Hulk smashing everything? You're trying to play guitar.

It's like, Wonderwall. But you still have the brain of you, right? You get to control when you use that strength. Okay. Okay. And with that said, I'm going gorilla. I am too. None of these are stopping a bullet, so it's not like farting is going to stop someone from shooting me.

Well, Gorilla's not going to stop a bullet either. But that's what I'm saying. Like, there's no bulletproof or you can still get hurt. You could also, like, still poke someone and they could kick the shit out of you and kill you.

You're like, you're going to die in three months. What? And you're like, taking you with me. I think he's beat the shit out of you. After you do that. But no one's beating the shit out of a gorilla.

Yeah. I think I'm going to go with a gorilla too. And just because, you know, here at Can You Don't podcast. We love a good gorilla. Who doesn't, you know? I mean, we even have a t-shirt about it.

We do have a t-shirt about it. I mean, the mental image of a, like, shark, like, someone gets mad at you and you just go, just chew off their arm. That's pretty interesting, too. And they're just like, what the fuck? You go spit it out. Oh, that's crazy.

I'm sorry, what were you saying? Same thing, but now there's a dude. He's not dead. He's laying there with no arm bleeding out. That's a scary one, being able to just chomp people to bits. But, again, you're going to put a grill in this. this conversation, I'm picking that. I do like the idea of just being able

if I had to. Like, I've never really been in many situations where I need to have crazy amount of like strength for something, but knowing you have that option, if you need it. Yeah. If your kids falling off a cliff and you reach down, you grab them, and they're

hanging there from the cliff. And you accidentally smash them in half? You could. Unless you got a pretty good MMA career if you need it. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody's beating gorilla guy. You're going to get disqualified in the MMA if you're spitting venom. I feel like it's only got to last, it can only last for like 10 seconds or something, though.

So every one of your fights would have to be 10 seconds. That's all you would need. Yeah. If you were a silverback gorilla, all you'd need is, fuck, you said 10 seconds? Yeah. Just let me get my hands on you. But what if they got away? You're not getting away from a silverback?

Well, you have the strength of a silver bag. You're still you. The agility of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I still got him. But what if you figured out a way to dodge for 10 seconds? And now you're in the cage with John Jones.

There's no way. You know somebody's watching the tape? They're like, just need to survive. 10 seconds, you got him. Imagine that, though. Well, now we're putting weird stipulations on it. I'll fight John Jones. Sure.

All I need is 10 seconds. What are you talking about? I'll show you. He's still going to be there. And then you don't beat him, and now you're going face-to-face with John Jones? Yeah, and that's still terrible. That sucks, dude.

Because I'm picking gorilla. Yeah. Put the gorilla in there. That's what's going to happen. Here's what I'm thinking about. Zach, play it. Hey. Hey, what's up, babe?

What are you thinking about? You know, nothing. Actually, you know what? I'm thinking about a lot of shit. What are you thinking about? It was last week's show that I talked a little bit about economic stuff, right? We were talking about the porta-potty company. You were a regular Adam Smith.

Thank you. That's weird out of friend named Adam Smith, Corona. up. And we were talking about the Porta Potty Company filing for bankruptcy and then I just like I was like what are they like what are they worth? And it was like 3.3 billion and you just forget that there's a lot of money to be made in buttholes and pee holes.

And then this article came across and this is even better. Just shows you how connected everything is. Everybody on the planet has heard and knows about it probably is or knows somebody who's taking some sort of new weight loss medication, right? Osepec. Osepeak.

Or whatever it is, yeah, just some kind of pill form, inject a shot. What do they call GLB1, I believe? And did you guys ever connect that to airplanes? Not once. Because this is awesome. Maybe trying to lose weight so you don't take up two seats. That's a good question. I mean, that's a good thought.

But no, check this out. Wall Street is finding an unexpected beneficiary America's weight loss boom, and that's airlines. With the first GLP1 weight loss drug now available in pill form, now you can secretly lose weight. Analysts at Jeffreys say broad adoption across society could quietly lower fuel bills. Airlines single largest cost and lift earnings for the carriers. Holy wow.

So big airplane is in bed with big pharma? Yes. A slimmer society equals lower fuel consumption. Airlines have a history of being vigilant around aircraft weight savings from olives, pitless, of course, to paper stock, the Wall Street firm said in a note to clients. Jeffries contended that a 10% reduction in average passenger weight could translate into roughly 2% total aircraft weight savings up to 1.5 lower fuel costs at as much as a 4% boost in earnings per share. Because your skinnier, they're not going to charge less for the airplane ticket. Right. Right. So it just saves them, and I'll save you all of the details here. Well, no, I'm not. Collectively, there's four carriers that they studied. There's American Airlines, Delta Airlines, United Airlines, and Southwest Airlines. If you're up here in the northwest, it's Alaska. But everywhere else in the country probably doesn't use a whole lot of Alaska Airlines like we do up here. But collectively, those four carriers are expected to burn about 16 billion gallons of fuel.

Can you look at your car Not you Brian But look at Because I'm actually doing something to help You're not doing anything besides mining huge holes And I'm a knot I hate

We know that Yeah It's a we've We've seen your tattoos It's been established 14 billion You I fill up my car

With how many gallons Galans Galo 10 to 12 maybe Fucking yeah Maybe 60 I was gonna say 1620 I think is the

The capacity of my gas tank Gal that's gallons Billions 16 billion gallons I can't even picture that amount of gasoline Or jet fuel What is a what is a truck like a truck that goes to the gas station to fill up

The tankers? Yeah like what's a tanker drink How many gallons in a Gasoline tanker? Tinker fill up truck Yeah Stepmom anal porn milk Titty blast

A gasoline tankered truck typically holds between 5,000 to 11,600 gallons. So do some quick math. How many billions? I'm not doing quick math. We'll do the billions thing and then divide it by that number. 16 billion. How many trucks that is?

Divided by, and we're should to go in the middle. We'll go by 8,000. Okay. 2 million. So 2 million tankers? 2 million tanker trucks. So one of those tanker trucks, how big is that when you see, when you drive it to a gas station,

you see one of those giant tankers are on the freeway. And then two million of those. Our planet's big. Yeah. Yep. You could probably wrap those trucks around. That was one of those stats

where you're like, if you lined up this mini tanker trucks, how many times would it go around the earth? If only you could figure that out. How many tanker trucks would it take to fit around the earth? Yeah. I bet you could talk that right into your phone too. Yes.

But collectively, they burn that much. It costs them about. About $2.41 per gallon puts the combined fuel bill at nearly $39 billion dollars, 19% of their total operating costs. God, that's so crazy. It would take approximately 2,600 to 3,300 large gas tanker trucks to wrap around the earth. What? That's it? And we said 2 million?

So how many times would that wrap around the earth? So let's take 3,000. Let's go. What's 2 million divided by 3,000? There's no way only 3,000 of those would go around the Earth. There's no way. Right? No way.

It's a typical semi-truck with tanker trailer is about 40 to 50 feet roughly. And then, so then they're just calculating their circumference roughly 24,900 miles. Yeah. It doesn't make sense. It's got to be at least like there's no way that only 3,000 tanker trucks would go around the planet. There's no fucking way. So it would be 3,000 times 50. Is that what it is? I don't even know.

Oh, man. How do you math? I don't know. Solve for X, Brian. You did this for yourself. If the average passenger weight declined by 10%, total passenger weight would fall by about 3,200 pounds. Roughly 2% of the maximum takeoff loads. I mean, the savings, like these little marginal things,

if like just America and the world gets skinnier, each one of these airlines can save roughly $300,000. Does that mean they're judging you as you're walking up to the airplane? Like, that guy's going to cost us extra gas. Yeah. How rude. As if it wasn't already bad enough in the airlines.

Yeah, I hear you, man. But, yeah, just because you start taking your weight loss pill, they start saving a bunch of money. And hats off to whoever thought about that. Like, those are the people that you want to hang out with. But also think about the other way. Think about like big pharma and big chip. or something like that. They're in bed together because the more chips you eat and the fatter you get,

the more pills you need to take to get things in shape. So they're all in bed together some way. Some of the way they're having threesomes. So this, and this time big pharma and big chips are having sex. A Dorito blowbag? Big airplanes off in the corner like. I don't like it.

I don't like it. I don't like you too. He's like he's feeling jealous because they're having an affair and big airplanes over here going, And I was just trying to save a buck. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's just one big giant orgy with big pharma and big rubber. But again, so just put in this like trickle-down effect.

So the thought of weight loss and this impact that it will have on airlines alone. But then also think about people that are now watching their weight. Okay. So they're taking these weight loss pills and they're weighing themselves on the scale more, which then drains the batteries in the scale which then makes Dura cell money Right So people being more conscious of their weight and weighing themselves to watch their progress

Runs out batteries more And Dura cell and Energizer Are out there somewhere seeing a bump In their revenue because of these weight loss pills And what's crazy is that I think you're just scratching the surface of Like if you really You want to get in some crazy conspiracies

Big fat. Like you could, yeah, seriously though. If you like, oh no, I'm just saying facts. I'm not saying conspiracies though. But that is happening. Oh, I know. But what I'm saying is like, but you just said something that actually like I hadn't even considered. Like you think about one or the you're like, oh, no, but that like Duracell and Energizer, of course they would want you or like some sort of like a blood injector thing that took batteries.

Like all sorts of weird things that you need batteries for. So if we can make people unhealthy, they have to buy more things that need. batteries, which means profits for us. That's crazy. That's awesome. That's wild. Capitalism, baby. And if it in everything, it could fluctuate slightly.

Like if it's there, if they see people starting to lose weight or gain weight or whatever, they're like, no, that's going to hurt our bottom dollar. That's crazy. I know. 1% of one billion. You know? I'd take it. 2% of a 680 billion dollar industry is a lot.

of money. So, yeah, a tiny fluctuation like that comes out to hundreds of thousands of dollars. Go back to big. For each one of these airline companies. Go back to the porta potty thing. So think about a company that has portopodies. If let's just throw in out an idea, like if you were all the concerts in the world, all that are going on, if you made one change, you're like, okay, we're not going to allow X product, which let's say that statistically can lead to more people peeing more or pooping more or less. Like if you just removed one item from a menu at an event or whatever, and people stopped peeing a slightly less or pooping less and not needing as many

porta-potties. So one item from a fucking concession stand could lose a billion dollars for... You went by all the vendors and dumped in like anti-diarrhea pills. It made everyone constipated so that your cleanup fees were way like 5% lower. Yeah. And somebody had to think of that. And you do that every place you go. And at the end of the year, you get an extra $180,000.

And that sounds like something the Raiders would do. The Oakland Raiders would have done that. Like, we stuffed you up, but, you know, cleaning crews a little light. Something the Raiders would do? It does. I don't know. Have you been to seeing a Raiders game? Go on.

Doesn't that look like something the Raiders would do? Doesn't it? I guess love that your brain was there. That's very funny. Maybe the Oakland A's too. There's a lot of problems right now with the ownership there. Yeah. It just makes you think about all the shit.

that you're doing every single day that you don't realize you're being tricked. Or has an impact? Has an impact. To a degree. Who are the people that think about these things? I don't know. But they're out there. If you make, look, if you get people to work from home more instead of driving to work,

there's less tires going on the freeway, which means big rubbers losing money. Big rubbers losing money and big concretes losing money because they're not having, they're not getting projects to redo the freeway. So it's like you working from home means that people in the concrete industry are losing jobs. Yeah. Like that's wild! We're all connected. Woo!

Invisible hand. Yep. Anyway, so there you go. And you're not going to save money on your ticket, though. But you aren't going to. Right. You've been in a tighter dress. There you go.

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I mean I hate you all You look good bald, though. Look at that thing. Me or that? That's a representation of you. Have you ever shaved your head all the way? No.

But very small buzz cut. This looks like a buzz cut. But I did not ask for this. Every once in a while in the summertime, I'll just shave it all the way out here. Because I mean, but then I have like a, I guess it's an odd shaped head. But when I, like with a fat face in a shaved head, it's, you just have this giant head. Yeah. It becomes a problem.

It becomes known. You are known in every room as big bald head guy. But if you do that, you grow a goatee. And the goatee offsets the baldness. Yeah, it's standard. They all, they all did it. The bones sent you. Tell them the bones sent you.

Hogbone. You want to take this first story? Sure. Oh, people. People.com. People. Women expected a shipment of medication. Okay.

She was sent a box of human body parts instead. Huh. Whoops. Just open it up. You'll surprise. Oh, man. Got to return these. I didn't order a fucking fingernail.

One of you got the five-finger discount. Hey. Hell yeah. A Kentucky woman thought she was getting a shipment of medication from a private courier, but was sent two arms and four fingers. What? Got to cough me an arm and a leg, this medication, huh? Oh, geez.

Oh, yes. Kentucky woman expecting a shipment of medic. Jesus, how many times can you repeat the same fucking sentence? Mail to her front door. The unnamed woman from Hopkinsville outside of Nashville. Much of Vils there. Whoville. Emergency services after opening up the gruesome packages on October 29th.

Oh. They deliver two boxes, she said, in a 911 call obtained by NBC affiliate, WSMV, about her surprise discovery. We opened one box and it turned out to be human body parts. Okay, that's fun. The box contained two arms, four fingers, surrounded by ice packs. On the rocks. How do you like your fingers?

On the rocks, please. Stirred, not, what is it? Yeah. Shaken. Shaken, not stirred. Christian County coroner Scott Daniel, who was summoned to the woman's home to retrieve the parts. How many fingers did you get? What?

Oh, wow! Let's count how many fingers you have. Almost a full hand. Whoa, where are the legs? That's right. They left them back at the storage unit. The body parts store. Let's go down and see my brother Jacob over at the storage unit.

See if we can find the missing legs. How should we get there? Should we walk on the train tracks? Maybe we'll get lucky and find another dead box. body. That made two this week. John the corner. It's been a bit for that. That's me.

The corner's corner. I love the corner's corner. Just removing one letter or whatever. He also confirms that nothing outside the box package indicated that there were body parts inside. That'd be weird if you did. Yeah. Contents like a graphic. Yeah, you get a content of like a puzzle.

Discreetly mailed dildos. The outside, it's like, your Amazon shipment. Open it up, it's two arms and four fingers. That'd be so weird if the box just said that on there. Because you mad, I mean, yeah, opening up a package, you didn't. Okay, whatever. The severed limbs and digits were shipped via regular mail. Warrant!

Weren't. It didn't warrant any yelling at me. Sorry about that. Via regular mail. rather were sent through a private courier. It was just an error. It happens. Daniel tells people.

It's supposed to be a morseh head. Yeah, exactly. I think her box in that box of body parts had come into Nashville airport. The courier that was supposed to have picked up the body parts picked up her meds. Oh. Okay. And then the second courier that was supposed to get the body parts picked up the woman's box. It was just reverse delivery.

run of the mill Just your average mistake Daniel This guy got my schizophrenia drugs And I got two arms and four fingers That old tail It happens Happens more than you

Yeah A lot more than you think I got seven heads in the basement Big body part You're losing money So funny talking to a guy A guy with schizophrenia Who's just like saying

He's like it's not a big deal I got seven heads in the basement You're like Oh right Yeah Where are your meds? Right. Those should have been here.

What if you got delivered, the meds were just in a severed hand? And you're like, oh, wow, there's my schizophrenia meds. That wouldn't fuck with your meds. I mean, if you're schizophrenic, would that be that crazy? Yeah. Depends on how you're dealing with it. Yeah. If you have a good sense of humor.

Yeah. Schizophrenia with a good sense of humor? Seeing shit. Because I've been driving downtown and guys walking through the crosswalk, yelling. Why is that always a thing? They're in the middle of crosswalk just going, you don't get it!

They're yelling at something. And I'm just sitting there with my coffee like, do I go around? What do I do? There's something about it. I don't know what it is. I've never done a study or read a study, but there's something about like schizophrenia in crosswalks.

I don't know what it is. Because I've watched people with schizophrenia make it pretty normally through a city block. But when they get to that crosswalk, dude. As soon as it's time to go from one side to the, Everything changes. They just, like they yell?

Have you seen that? Yes. They yell into the void? Yes. Why? I don't know. Why are they doing that? But they're pissed.

I know, but it's like they're, the anxiety of crossing the street, like triggers. They have to, like they're yelling at ghosts. And then they cross it, then they go back to somewhat normal again.

Maybe the person that they're seeing told them they shouldn't be crossing there. But they're telling all of them? Because this is not, it's a very... You cross hair! You know that! There is a lot of pressure involved in crossing the street.

And crossing the street, yeah. You know what makes it more stressful when you stop in the middle of it? It does. And yelled in an invisible person. That's a true thing. Getting across the street would have been the best thing you could have done, standing in the middle of it when you're already... And yelling at invisible people is going to really just increase the risk.

Right. Why don't you just tell them that? Just stop doing that. And they're like, oh, yeah, I never thought of that. Oh my God, yeah. Oh my God. Now do you say it that way, I'll just stop. Thinking I'm talking to people and seeing stuff.

Thanks, Brian. How much do I owe you? That's for his one's on the house. Those ones on the house. I've never thought about it that way. Just stop thinking people are all over the town trying to get me. Sheezy. Easy peasy.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Anyway, I'm going to yell at the fucking crosswalk. Daniel also confirms that the package of body parts were for surgical training and not for transplant. Those parts were not supposed to leave Nashville, he adds. They were supposed to be in Nashville. That's what he said. Rivening. The corner said that he was able to get in touch with the courier as well as a facility that was supposed to receive the body parts.

That package was picked up and delivered to its intended destination. That does make you think about just in your, you know, your average truck, the different items that are in there, right? Yeah. Like a little delivery truck. Like how many times have you bought in something, like you bought a new, you're buying an, like, Some candles. Some leather gloves. Fingers leather gloves.

Yeah. Fingers leather gloves for a Valentine's date you had coming up. You wanted to make sure that she knew you were serious about the relationship. And then next to that, like, there's just like fingers and feet on ice. It's the beyond and bed bath and beyond. It's underneath the fingers. You have to move the box of fingers to get your fingers to get to the Barbie Mobile that you're given to your granddaughter. Right.

Yeah. You imagine that. This bed bath is cool. This beyond part sucks. Yeah, yeah. It's the beyond that I don't want to get. It's kind of grotesque, really. It is.

It doesn't really fit the vibe of the sign. It really does. Imagine the woman. So, that's the funny part is, so like, she got, the woman who needed medication

got these body parts, but imagine if that other box was for transplant. So now they're in the hospital. They're getting ready to do this transplant. We get the peasant. The guy brings it into the room The sand it, they open it up And he's just like, well, open your mouth and just pours in a bunch of schizophrenia drugs

Uh-huh Pours them into your belly Hopefully he's them Just shoves them where your arm's missing Like I don't, I don't know Yeah, you take one you're like, I guess we'll just Jam it in here maybe it's like a sea Like burying a sea into the soil

And then watering it Yeah He does that and he just like sprays little water on it and just watches I hear you I just work here brother I ain't working Oh, that's crazy I've never, I look forward to the time I've told this story on the show

But I don't remember what I ordered It wasn't even close But it just reminds me of the time that I It was like fucking sheets or something And they sent me like a $600 Gun case I think I remember that Yeah, like a stand-up

No, but a very hard plastic Like hunting rifle gun case Instead of like the sheets and batteries I bought I was like, this is a big, it's a huge box for what I ordered. I was like, it was heavy. I was like, what could this be? Is it open it up? On the sheets wet?

Just the top shelf gun rifle case. I sent it back. Is that the coolest thing you ever got on accident? On accident? Yeah, it was very confusing, too, though. One time I got a box of Sprite, I didn't order. Woo! Sprite, I still have them.

And he stepped on some math. I got some meth, too. You got some meth outside a convenience store. I still wish you would have smoked it. Thanks. Yeah. Or you did, and that explains a lot. It does, right?

By who you are as a man. Let's move off to our next story. It is kind of on theme. So let's just roll with it here. But we're going back to 2022. Donella. Galagos. Right?

Gallagos? What? Danela Galagos? That's her name. 38-year-old homeless woman. Fell into a coma following an unspecified medical emergency at Presbyterian hospital in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Doctors informed her family.

that she was unlikely to recover, leading them to agree to organ donation through New Mexico donor services. Don't care. I don't care. A lot of details. I don't care what service was involved. As preparations for the organ retrieval surgery began, Ms. Galagos, family noticed tears in her eyes, which donation coordinators dismissed as mere reflexes. Shut up, give me the knife.

on the day of the procedure whatever sisters observed movement and the doctor asked Miss Galagos to blink which she did indicating that she was still alive you're butchering that name by the way what do you want it? It's got to be Gallegos

Galapagos despite this coordination allegedly pressured hospital staff to proceed suggesting morphine to reduce movement it's probably just a little twitching going on if the body's too alive add more morphine.

Yeah. And then you can get pop those organs right out. Gosh, she's annoying. Keep moving. Oh, my God. She's crying. And now she's crying? Trying to take her liver.

Oh, my God. Stop, care. Up the morphine. She's crying like a fucking baby. Fortunately, the doctors refused and stopped the surgery. Hey, I read that as, keep going. Unfortunately, the doctors refused to stop the surgery. Yeah.

A decision that saved me. Miss Gallegos, life as she went on to make a full recovery. Holy shit. She later filed a complaint. She's not going to be homeless any longer. It's the best thing that could have happened to her. She later filed a complaint with the Department of Health and Human Services, prompting an investigation into the incident.

Presbyterian hospital stated that New Mexico donor services are responsible. We're just killing, folk. It's fine. Listen, we just got here. Yeah. The New Mexico donor services have been here the whole time. They're the ones that said, add morphine if he starts crying. While the, what?

Organization? Organization. Oh, my gosh. I was looking at the world. They spelled organization wrong. Yeah. But I guess they meant to. Wait.

Organization. Because it's organ. Yeah. So it must be a different word. Denied interfering. Oh, that is so fucking weird. With medical decisions. Organizing.

How do you? Yeah. Because it's just with a Z. They just replaced it. Yeah. I just thought it was a misspelling until I, I thought about it. It might be English.

I think they might spell organization. But it's also, but it's also, but it's also, Oh yeah, I'm dumb. But it's, but it's, look, look, this is three. I'm trying to help the bot out. Fucking idiots right now. But it is, it is weird though, because it's, it's, they're doing for organs.

It's not like organized. It's, so it's a different word. It has to be right. The correct spelling is. She told the times, I feel so fortunate, but it's also crazy to think how close things came to ending differently. A similar case happened in Kentucky back in October of 2021 involving Thomas T.J. Hoover the second.

T-shirt. After a drug overdose, Mr. Hoover was declared brain dead and scheduled for organ donation. However, a staff member noticed him trashing, what? Oh, thrashing and crying visibly before the operation. This happens. Just give him more morphine. It's just nerves. Despite showing signs of life, Kentucky organ donor affiliates, KOD. a ODA allegedly push to proceed

which the company denied like Miss Gallegos Mr. Hoover eventually recovered and now lives with his sister. Just living a prosperous life. Over 103,200 people are currently on the Oregon transplant waiting list in the U.S. with 13 dying daily while waiting. That's a fucking

that's a wait list dude. I don't ever want to be on that wait list. According to official statistics, each donor can save up to eight lives and improve 75 others. Real quick. It's a weird way to wrap up the article. Well, you, I feel like you just skit a very interesting little paragraph here.

Yeah. No, you give it a shot. Are you guys organ donors? Yes. Me too. I don't know. I think so. You're holding on your organs.

I don't think so, yeah. I'm a hoarder. I don't know what happens when we die. I might need that liver. I don't think you do. Probably not. Going to like a liver rally. Heaven has like a liver.

Like you have to have a liver to get into a sick-ass party. Figures. They'd have a little beeper. Beep. Oh, it's gone. We got a liver. No liver. No problem.

Going back, just one little paragraph. Misty Hawkins, 42, was another case where life support was removed before organ removal. However, when doctors operated, they found her heart still beating. Unfortunately, she didn't survive. Can you imagine that, though? You get in there and it's like, bobble, you're like, uh. That's like the equivalent of walking in on someone having sex. Yeah.

But like just in doctor world, you're like, you start ripping organs out? Like opening up the chest cavity. The heart's like, do you like, looking around. Like, did anybody see that? And you're like, sit. Lawsuit. And you just push the rib cage back together.

Sit there for a second. You're like, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. What do I do? What do I do? It's in one of those rooms where the audience is there. Wrapping duct tape around the whole body to keep the rib cage together. think think think think dr mosswall think think and you're doing you're doing all that and you look up and all the other nurses and everybody in the room is just staring at you

and your boss is like look at you it's like people upstairs eating popcorn in the seats the viewing room like shit shit shit shit shit shit shit and then like you close it up and you sit there and you're like take one more peek yeah that's still beating shit shit shit shit shit shit shit Fuck, fuck, fuck. Somebody hand me a pillow. God damn, I knew this was going to happen. Yeah, doing all of that. And then, yeah, put a pillow over ahead and try to take a pet while people are just watching.

No lawsuit for me. All right. Everyone clear the room. I need a minute. Everyone clears the room and like, fuck. Would you just, I mean, at that moment, like, you look around and you just like cut the heart out really quick and throw it in the trash hand. You steer it. But it's in a bag.

Hey, boss? You're like, yeah? It's like this muffled trash bag heart. Yeah. Yeah. Is that a heart? No. Where's her heart? She didn't have one.

She didn't have one. That's why she's dead. They must have it out. Yeah. Another time. They took her heart out before she got here. They took it out herself. And the trash got it's like,

like jumping, moving across the floor. Haven't you ever seen Temple of Doom? You just got to just reached it and grabbed it out. That's what happened. Sounds more like Bugs Bunny. Yeah. Why's the garbage can moving?

Well, that is terrifying. I guess as long as you have at least some normal people in the chain of command usually make it out. That's what I just learned. If the organ donation is like, we need the liver. And the one doctor is like, no, then you're going to, you'll be okay. What's crazy about this whole thing, though, is we can laugh about this, but imagine something like this actually happening to like your family and how pissed you'd be? How pissed and upset you would be. Like, it's funny to think about in a scenario.

Ha, it's funny. But like, imagine if it was a, yeah, it was like your kid. or something. They're like, there's dead. The foul-ups that you did, like you would, your life would become that anger and like,

you would, you'd buy a sad Ferrari with the insurance money. Who said? God, you immediately take yourself off your organ donor. Your life's work would be to bring down everybody that was, had anything to do with that. I mean,

you, you're gonna, you think you'd turn into a super villain and hate all doctors? No, I'm not, I don't know what I would do. I'm just saying like, I'm sure 20 million would

smooth it over. No, I mean like No, but like some people that like They have a kid die from a drunk driving accident and their Their whole life's work now is like they started a fun For you know like a The whatever Mother's against drunk driving. Yeah like that kind of stuff

Like it would become your whole Because it was such a crazy thing that happened You wouldn't just get past it You can't just live your normal life Knowing that happened. Has this situation been covered in a movie before? I don't know.

No. I haven't even got up. You're like, I've never heard it. Relax. What, just air? About mad? Yeah, I think there was a documentary after school. Drunk guy hits kid

on bicycle and he's hammered drunk. The kid is severely injured but the drunk guy after hitting the kid swerves off and runs into a pole and he dies. But he's an organ donor. So he ends up donating organs

that saved the kid's life. that he hit while he was drunk. But then you can make it even darker and darker and he gave it to him, then that kid gets liver cancer. Nope. Or turns into a seal killer. There's that movie Fallen with Denzel Washington that has something to do with... Donations and organs.

Something like that. But how crazy would that be if, like, the person that, like, almost killed your kid ended up saving your kid's life? Yeah. I mean, so there are a lot... These are just other things that look up on Pornhub. Yeah. I have this the list

of all the different ways I come. As wild as that is, I've had this idea where a guy, a guy is driving home at the beginning of the movie or whatever, and he's leaving the bar,

he's upset, drunk, or whatever, and he trails off and collides with a car and kills a family, but he wakes up to find out it was his wife and kids. Yeah. I think that's been done.

Has it? It's just been this mind-fuck idea that's been in my head that was like, I don't even know if I want to expand on the idea because that just seems so fucking awful. You want to hear another fucked up one I've had? Guys having an affair. And they, the short film comes in after they just got done fucking and they call pizza delivery. And the pizza delivery guy hits his kid on a bike delivering pizza to the places having an affair. And kills him.

Wait, what? You fucking heard me? So, no, hold on. No. There's two people having sex. Yeah. All right. So they're cheating on their, their marriages.

Okay. And they're in a hotel room, whatever. Yep. And the short film comes in, and they just got done having sex, and you can tell. And then they're hungry. So the guy calls in pizza. Yep. To get delivered to the hotel.

And the pizza delivery, while it's getting delivered to the places having an affair, slams into his kids on bikes and kills them. Final Destination 9. How do you not fucking get this? Pizza delivery. Yeah. Okay, and never, and he ends up killing his own kids by ordering pizza for an affair that he's having. Okay, well, yeah, I got that part, but who, does, do we know who hit the kid?

The pizza delivery driver. God damn it. His hunger killed his chitter. I'm sorry, I'm missing a piece. It's saying that little tiny, minuscule changes. I get that. Yeah, and he kills his kids up there when they're way home from school. How about that?

Oh, the pizza delivery driver. Delivery guy kills the kids. I thought you meant that his, one of his kids is delivery. the pizza because he's a delivery driver No, pizza delivery guy runs over his kids. Got it. Or his whole family kills his kids and his wife. Got it. Blasting through an alley on their way home from school.

And he just wanted pizza after having an affair and end up killing his own family. And then he complains that the pizza didn't get there on time. Yeah, and he wants it for free. So you're saying Coop has to quit basketball? Yeah, I think so. I get it now. Okay. You guys ready to learn about some music conspiracies?

Zach? brother. Teach us about it. Uh-oh. Do it. Hey, little chitrans. Why don't you come take a seat on Uncle Zach's lap. Gather around, boys and girls.

It's lap time with Uncle Zach. Sit on my lap, you little shits. Well, the good news is you don't need a computer for lap time. Yep, that's the one I'm going to charge. Yeah. All right, Brian's computer died. He's going to charge it while we learn about music. Great.

Conspiracies. Conspiracies. And you probably know some of these, I would imagine. Yeah, play it backwards. Let's do it backwards. All right, you guys know about the Illuminati. Oh, yeah, I love them. What do you think about that?

That conspiracy that the Illuminati runs the music business with satanic agendas, mind control, hidden symbols. Yeah. Have you met musicians? I know, right? You think that they're going to be, like, quality candidates to help you take over the planet? I think they would sign up for some evil shit to get a couple records sold. I bet you'd want them to do something, and then they'd probably just do heroin and accidentally overdose.

Yeah. The turnover would be crazy. If the Illuminati was using musicians, musicians, musicians to take over the world. There's a lot more smarter people out there than your typical music crowd. What about the all-seeing eye symbol and the triangles? That's because it's cool. It is. That's what you think's going on.

Yes. It's cool and it's ominous and it feels powerful. I think people are trying, they're trying to connect dots. You don't think Lady Gaga's summoning demons or anything? I do not, no. Would you guess, what do you think this started? The idea of the Illuminati controlling the music business. Way back.

Right. It started in the 1960s. Yeah. I would probably guess 40s. 40s was going to be my... 20s maybe even. Yeah. Reefer Madness Time, all that kind of stuff.

Okay. Yeah, it started back in the 1960s. It's funny because it's inspired by the Illuminatus trilogy, which I think is by Robert Anton Wilson. Oh. But then it gained traction and hip-up because a lot of artists decided to just use those symbols and stuff. And I think they...

That Anton? It was good marketing, I think. Okay. We got JZ out. They're doing the Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kanye. It's just the cool symbol to do. Yeah. But it's believed to be bad because I do the blood.

I'm not, I'm not a blood. You're not allowed to do it. Well, I'm not going to actually do it. I don't want to get killed. Actually, by the time they saw Brian do that, we'd be long gone. So they'd be like, nice. Go fucking kill him right now. Brian be in Mexico.

I can't because I, I dislocated this finger in baseball. I can't bend it very well. Yeah. So it's hard for me to do the blood symbol because I can't fucking bend this finger. Yeah. Have you ever looked into a video? Have you ever fallen down a rabbit hole on anything like this before? Yeah, I have. Where it manipulates listeners into accepting immorality and that's why we're all degenerates. You don't think so? Yeah. But then I guess compared to how people used to be a couple hundred years ago. Never degenerates. And it was real, yeah, same shit show. All right. Yeah, just shame. Same shit. Same old shit, just different time.

They're just tying their neighbor together by their hands and legs by horses and for entertainment, ripping their bodies in half in the town square. It was pretty good. And Lady Gaga did. It wasn't around then. So, no. There's that. There was an actual Illuminati founded in the 18th century

by Adam Weisshop in Bavaria. Ooh. It was actually May 1st, 1776, right before the founding of our country. He's still trying to take over. That's convenient. Mm-hmm. Still trying to take it over, huh?

Yeah. What do you know? Okay. It's just a really cool name. Slow-bird. The Illuminated ones? Yeah. Illuminati.

All right. And says naughty? I know. Fuck. That's what we named our boat that went to the ice walls. The Illuminati. Cumbinati stepmom gape. Porn milk.

You said that earlier. Porn milk. Aluminati milk, porn milk. All right. I know you guys have heard this one too. Backmasking. I haven't. Have you never heard of it?

Okay. So back masking is basically putting subliminal messages in songs backwards. Oh, yeah. That's the name of it. Have you ever thought of doing that? No. But early 2000s, late 90s, a lot of bands I listen to, it always have a little reverse thing in there for this.

For this reason. You know what's a funny thing is when I looked into that, well, actually, before that, I had an album with my band Soma, and for some reason, the song called El Diablo Masuno was, at the very beginning, it would say very clearly words. And my engineer at the time, he thought it was amazing. So we started the song doing that crap. But it's basically, when you put anything backwards, you can kind of make words. It's like seeing pictures in the clouds. Yeah. But the conspiracy started in the 60s with the Beatles.

there was all sorts of satanic panic stuff of the 1980s. Yeah? But yeah, it's basically you hear things just because it's noises that humans make, you're going to put words together. I remember, God, it wasn't always funny, but Chad, if my buddy Chad listens to the show. Growing up when you had...

Shout out Chad. Shout out to the Chad. But one of the very first, like, Windows computers, they had those fucking microphones, remember they'd come with? The long kind of barbed, Bob Barker, but dollar store. And one of the audio, you could reverse the audio and the audio recording program.

I was like one of the features. Yeah. And you, yeah, right. And we'd always like, we'd come up with a phrase or mostly just like swear word sentences. And then you would say them and you would take turns and then you would try and say it backwards into the microphone. And then you'd reverse it. Oh, yeah. And he's like, fuck.

You're really? Yeah. And it's like, hey, how are you doing today? And like you, except when you would nail it and get somewhat close, we're just like, look my butt. Look my butt! Yeah, because having it resemble it at all in a super creepy way, it was really fun. So, like, if you watch a paranormal show, ghost adventures or whatever, they'll have the little spirit box thing. And then you'll hear the voice come through like, shr-g-r-r-it.

Right it. because you're to ride it and then like you can clearly see him say write it they put the yeah they put the thing on his hand

and like you should riot there's a bike shop next door they were talking there's a ghost of the bike shop write it

sing write it see you sing write it right it or is you saying write aid there's a right or it's going yeah right yeah right

it was it a noise that got picked up write it and if you put a word with it your brain automatically thinks that's what it's saying too

and it just takes over it's like the clouds in the faces. Yeah. So you've heard, like Led Zeppelin, stairway to heaven is the major,

famous one where it says, here's to my sweet Satan. If you play it backwards, that's spooky. Do you have clips of this? You can find one. I want to find one. Because I want to hear this.

Here to my sweet Satan. Is it like that too? Seaten? It does. Here you must have. It does. I bet it does. Are you playing it?

Yeah, I'm going to try. All right. Here's to my sweep. Yeah. me a hundred percent what we're going to hear I bet you you must be

that and yeah I've been a bad boy it would make you Seth the power of Satan God kid girl up Yeah they find tons of stuff in it

A little bad would make you Sam Star and Satan It's BAM BAMS Satan as you can clearly hear

I give you 6666 so that now imagine like at a at like the town hall meeting and they're like something needs to be done about Led Zeppelin as you can clearly hear and he is he is endorsing Satan we need to banish Led Zeppelin and burn the records because you can clearly hear him say hail Satan El Satan He's clearly saying come to Satan

It's funny how we think that That our brain would... It's weird to think that our brain would be influenced by things that we couldn't hear forward. It's just a strange kind of woo-woo thing. But Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, Judas Priest, Queen, the Eagles, they all have stuff. Didn't Metallica have one? I don't know. I didn't find anything about that.

But it's fun to... I mean, it's also... It works in the band's favors at the same time. Because everyone's like... Let's check it out. I'm going to go buy the new Zeppelin. record and we're going to play it backwards so we can hear it while we're stone you we're going to be like oh dude yeah the pales satan man the patent

i'm a dab deep dip dat about a day these big smores dude which doesn't line up with the other part of the message. They're saying that he's talking about all of the things that he needs like you need to go to Satan and all that and then the ender is Suffer Sad Satan. Wow, that doesn't line up with the rest of the message. The funny thought, it's stairway to heaven too. Yeah. So it's like. Yeah, I mean to do that. Suffer Sad Satan. Or is it a stairway to heaven or is it a stairway from heaven? Is it a stairway to hell?

To heaven from hell? Huh? Or the other way around. Could be that also. I'm leaving heaven to go to hell. Has anybody ever made that connection? It's not stairway to... You assume it's stairway to heaven.

What is a hedgerow? Okay. I'm trying to think of Suffer Sad Satan in Forward. Because it would be like not... Not stare. C-D-A-S-R would be stare. Not stairway to heaven. Not stairway to heaven.

It's by a stairway to heaven. Stairway to heaven. Oh, did we just crack something? No, we just listen to the song Forward We'll piece it together We're not So there's nothing to it Nothing to it

All right, I'm looking at these A lot of them are very dumb This one is also dumb Stop from Zadjian on yourself Go on, Jack, tell me that one So have you heard of the name Anton Zander LeVay? Would he be a guy

Who likes the Satan? He is Yeah, the Church of Satan Yeah, he's a Satanic Bible So he has a daughter and she looks very interesting, very close to Taylor Swift. I like to see her. So the conspiracy is that Taylor Swift is a clone of Xena LeVay using her music to spread occult influences. And I know you're looking it up.

Let's see what you find. Okay. The theory started in 2011 from just people looking at the pictures and that's basically. This is what we're bored. This is really what it comes down to again. No, it's just what people look like. Well, I think. Taylor just looks like a lot of people.

Yeah. She just happens to be better than them. Yeah. So. Fair enough. There he is. Well, she's normalizing Satan, apparently. Yeah, it's in the family blood.

It's the poor young fans and their subconsciouses. That's what I'm worried about. So everything is being spread by memes. These are all silly, obviously. Yeah. And, you know, all the clone stuff, that's another one. I'm not going to read that one, though. Here's another one. This one's kind of interesting.

Zena LeVay. Yeah. If you name your daughter that, then you're going to probably get a few conspiracy theories if you get famous. We're never you're daughter. Zena the Warrior Princess. We're in Denver your daughter. Okay. Now that I'm reading these, they're all very stupid.

No, they're not. Yes. They're fun. This one is Jay-Z is a time traveler who uses this music and influence to alter historical events for personal gain. Fuck, that'd be saying. 99 problems, but time travel isn't one. That's right. Well, there's a picture from a 1939 Harlem photo of a man resembling Jay-Z, and so that's all they needed.

You think it's made because people just look alike? Just like the guy with the iPhone from... 1939, J-Z? 1939, J-Z. Let's see. Sometimes people can just look alike. Yeah, sometimes that's just how people look. Yeah, that's how people look.

Well, internet. I mean, if you've seen the picture of the day. dude, I brought it up, but I don't think I've ever actually talked about on the show. The guy that's getting a brain scan, you guys know this story? I don't think I should do it right now because it deserves a little more of a setup. But we all know, Bill Neiman, our friend in the audio world, sent me a picture and he goes, are you like, what's going on? He goes, did you have a brain injury at some point?

He was looking something up for his wife and came across the picture that could not look more like me. Like, I was like, did I have a pre-in-a-jury? And just to be funny and be like, I'm not fucking crazy, right? And I sent it to my family and my own parents, my mom and my dad, both thought that I was in the hospital. Wow. Oh, no, that's not true. I posted it and someone didn't read my setup of like me explaining it. And they sent it to my mom.

And that's like, what happened to Joe? And she texted me and goes, you're like, you're in the hospital. hospital. So she's your own parents and yourself are like, that's me. Wow. That's how much it looked like me. We kind of need to see that picture. So they exist. I know. I guess I don't, maybe I should do it a different time. There's just only so

many ways people can look. Right? Yeah. I mean, there really is. Yeah, like this is Justin Timberlake. Is Justin Timberlake a time traveler? Yes. No, just that's how people look. There's only so many different ways. And I know there's math on that. We're fucking bored,

Joe. We're very bored. billion people in the world currently and then how many people have lived throughout time someone's gonna look the same okay uh hold on holding and a slight tweak all it takes is like a nose job will make you look like a completely different person yeah remember what's her name gray from dirty dancing never got a gig again after you got a nose job because they didn't recognize her what's her name help me out i wasn't listening to you fuck i wouldn't either i can't remember her back to you You say it again. I was trying to look up

how many different versions of people there are. The lady from dirty dancing, she got a nose job. Yeah? And then she never got an acting gig again. She was so cute in that movie. Yeah. Oh. And she regretted it too for that very reason.

Dirty nose job. Dirty dancing. Milk. Well, and Swayze died, so. Yeah, major difference. Yeah, I see. That's not the 80s gal I remember. I mean, she did have a hooked nose,

but it was part. It was her little. look, though. She was pretty. And she's, well, she's still pretty. With a nose, with a different nose. But like, but like, not recognizably pretty. It's like, yeah, she. Or she had a brand. I don't know about, I mean, schnazes are weird, man. They are. Like, they can change your whole face. Here's the thing. Like, if I didn't have a massive globe nose, I don't know what I would look like. But that's the thing. Like, if you're, if she's just going through life and that's what she looks like, it would be tough.

But when you're, you're famous, um, and that's your look. Um, Yeah. To you, to everyone else, like, oh, that's what defines her. That's what makes her looks. To her, she's probably thinking, oh, I hate my nose. I've always hate my nose. I finally have the money to do something about it. And she didn't, like, women can take things too far. It's how they become anorexic or whatever, because it's like, they're not as skinny as they want to be. But to other people are like, dude, you're plenty skinny. Well, what would happen if Chris Farley lost 200 pounds when he was in his head? Yeah, he's not the funny fact anymore. We wouldn't recognize him, maybe. All right, well, I got one more. Yeah, give us more of them. This is the only one left. Okay. But actually I got two, but the idea is you guys have heard of the devil note before, right? Devil milk? Yeah, it's like the E or something.

Well, it's a, I think a triad. It's the devil's triad or something like that. It's supposedly the basis of blues music. Yeah. But here's a theory that's along those lines. So music frequencies are deliberately tuned to harmful levels. And Joe, I'll know about this, 440 Hertz to cause emotional instability and control populations. The idea is that it used to be the natural hertz was,

432, which you would hear in classical music. And it was actually something that soothed the human being a little bit. Yeah. But basically it dates back to the 1980s that claims Nazis pushed the 440 hertz so that people would start to be insecure and easily to take over. And so basically the 432 hertz apparently heals, but our Illuminati overlords hate us. And so they're giving us terrible food and 440 hertz. And so, yeah, all of our instruments are tuned to that.

Which is true that we did change it. The reason why I have no idea, I'm sure it has something more to do with just radio waves or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. So that was... Okay. We might all be under the thumb of the Illuminati and they're messing with their heads. Of the devil's triumph.

The devil's interval. Tritone. There you go. The tritone, literally three tones. Yeah, we know. The tone being a whole step, which is two half steps. So there's a whole step like that. Yeah.

Another whole step. Another whole step. There's our tritone. Yeah, the tritone is also half an octave. Yeah. Here's an octave. Oh, God. You split it in half.

There's your tritone. Yeah. I've heard that you used to not be able to put this in church music, maybe in the melody. I don't know if that's true. Or they'd kick you out. Who told you that? So, uh, what else? It's very distant.

Fuck my ass. What else? All right. All right. There is a conspiracy we'll have to talk about later about Laurel Canyon. and Jim Morris's dad and Frank Zappa. We'll do just that one by itself maybe in the future. But those were all terribly stupid and I apologize for wasting all your time.

They were not stupid. No, not by. Get off my fucking lap. You're all grown. If they were stupid, we wouldn't have taken, we wouldn't have derailed off on funny topics. That wasn't dumb. I didn't you know it.

I didn't think that was stupid. I do it. See, he's saying I enjoyed it. You're right. You're it. I did skip the Paul McCartney and all the cloning things. Well, yeah. They called him full McCartney because he was the fake McCartney.

What do you guys think about? Full. Yeah, I'll be it. Last question. What do you think about marketers using hidden messages and happy music? That's one of the conspiracies, too. Would they be above doing that if they could do it? No.

Marketing? No, they'll do anything. They'll do anything to sell you a couch. Right. So maybe it's not a conspiracy theory. Maybe it's true. No, marketing, subliminal stuff. I also think that you accidentally put shit into stuff a lot too.

Like when you're making things, you're like, oh, no, I did not realize that looks like a butt. Well, you've seen all, have you seen all of the visual things that are secret? You know, Pepsi has the penis in the little thing.

Yeah, it does. Yeah, you know, there's always a penis in Pepsi. Everyone, that's the big one. They said that Disney always puts,

like sexual innuendoes in their graphics. It's just weird how we take the lead where it's like, well, that's going to make you a hoe. It's like, I don't know. Maybe, maybe not that.

The little mermaid, the priest getting a boner is impossible to say it's anything but that. That's true. Yeah. Do you know what we're talking about? I think I've heard of it. I can't remember. And the dick on the old cover.

And Fifele goes west. I know it's old, but there's like porn scene with a naked lady in it too, just on a picture or whatever. That was also really old long time ago. Fifle. So good. But the old, the old, the little mermaid dick on the cover. That could have been something that someone designed and was like, oh, no, I didn't realize it looked like such a fucking penis. because it is everything is phallic on the front of it on the couch so I can see that one

can you show it to me there's no way this is not a fucking boner okay this is 100% and there's no way there's nothing else it could be somebody's mad at Walt Disney yeah watch the priest looking right as dick watch just a quick boner like my boner the all okay uh yes but the only thing that I can uh if I owner. So all these things are drawn, right? Like they draw this over and over and over and over and over and over again. Thank you.

There could be an accident where the things were drawn differently. And when you put them, like there are... No way in hell on that one. There's no way. You had to go over into other colors and take other colors out to make that dick. It's not an accidental pine. But that dick just fucking got big. And someone drew it real quick.

It was like, that's funny. And then... They just wanted to show another way that he was happy. That's actually kind of funny if someone was just like, let's just see if we can get this in there and then did. Squeak this dick in. Well, thank you, Zachie. You're welcome.

All right, let's look some good news. Come on now, let's fucking push the button! So you're telling me there's a chance. Hooray, we aren't doomed. Yeah! Is you a upurthiatted? Zoppert, yep, Jept, Jaten? Do you want to read this one or do you want Joseph to read it?

Well, I'll read it. Why you get your computer? Sorry, I've been drunk. Thief returned stolen mandolins to New Jersey guitar store with apology note. See, that's, when you mess up, you got it. If you own it. Yeah, that's right. I've been drunk.

He probably, yeah, I've been drunk. I ain't never. I still dunk. I ain't seen it. I was drunk and now I was still drunk, but I was drunk before two. It's a sobering decision. One drunk thief apparently changed his tune. And retuned, or return, retuned it, two mandolins that he had previously stolen, according to the owner of a New Jersey vintage guitar store.

In a social media post Friday, Lark Street music said that two previously stolen mandolins, a small guitar-like instrument in the Lute family. See, to me, not everyone knows what a mandolin is. And that blows my mind. that if they're like, if they're like, Faith returns to guitars. A guitar is a six-string instrument. Like,

you're reading it? Popular in rock music. And somebody read that and was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. They don't know what a fucking guitar is. There's people that don't know what a mandolin is.

I mean, mandolin's a step off of a guitar. It's got its own sub-genre Twengee twang. To be fair, they have to get to 200 words. They have to get to 200 words. That's the writer.

They're like, Okay, how do I pad this morning? I've been there. A mandol and not to be confused with a drum set. Drum kit. So anyway, it was returned to the store along with a handwritten note, partly in all caps, and said, sorry, I've been drunk.

Merry Christmas. You are good man. I know you're a good man when I took him. He's still a good man. Oh, this. I'm going to take them back. What do you with? Buzzie Levine.

Fuck, yes. who has owned the store since 1981, when your name could be buzzy, told ABC News that he was shocked when the instruments were returned. I couldn't believe it. I said, this is insane.

This is like some kind of weird movie that has a happy ending or something. He owns the music store. Not a very good quote guy. Yeah, he's not out. He knows music, but he doesn't know quotes. The store had previously posted surveillance video

online depicting the alleged thief, stuffing the instruments beneath his parka and leaving the store on Monday, December 22nd, and asking for help in identifying the culprit. You know what it was? He wanted a guitar

but he's like, I can't fit this in my Jackie. He's like, this is a guitar base. He got home and he's like, this sucks. He could fit to these mandolin oranges. And why does he just go bongoling gling.

How to steal two mandolins at the same time. Be on the lookout for this criminal and the Gibson F12 A2-985 and the Weber Yellowstone, 9360302. Those are not cheap. Yeah. I had a Gibson mandolin.

Did you? Yeah. I've never been a proud over of a mandolin. I was not good. Too small. Too small. Levine told ABC News that the mandolins were valued at $3,500 and $4,250 bucks repeatedly.

I've been drunk. You good, man. You're $7,000 back. Yeah. I've been drunk. I've been drunk. You good, man. All right.

Found something on the internet. Let's fucking take a look at it. Yeah, brother. is pretty wild. Depending on your browsing habits, you can either experience something super cool, or go to prison. Crazy, right? Let's check it out. Together, as a couple. Hey, look what I found. Yes. That's awesome. I, uh, what's that? I said, do you want me to do it? I'll do it. It's easy. Um, are you a snore? Do you snore? I think I do sometimes. Uh, it depends on how tired I am. Sometimes I'll be so tired. I'll start dozing off and I'm still awake and I hear myself snoring up.

And humans aren't alone in the snoring stuff, right? Sleeping and snoring, it goes across the spectrum. Have you ever in your fucking life thought about what maybe a hummingbird would sound like if it was snoring? I don't picture a hummingbird sleeping, let alone snoring. Okay. Zach? Not even for a second. Never ever thought about what they could possibly sound like.

No. Are you guys interested in finding out? Very curious now, yes. What a humming. Okay. Here we go. This is for you guys. We guys ready?

Yeah. There you go. Hmm. Not the compressor. That's good. This little beak. Look at this shit head. Oh.

Protect him at all costs. I know. That would be annoying, though, if I was trying to sleep. It would. It sounds like dropping bombs. I would still kill, die, and or really live for it. Like distant missiles. God damn.

One more? Yeah. It's like, oh, did he stop breathing? Sleep apnea? Yeah. So now you know. Now you've learned something today. Getting him a little sleep apnea mask, a little teeny hummingbird size.

That's the sound. Yeah. He's actually hooked up to a 400 watt. Mm-hmm. Sleep apnea Mast? A-pap. They're just shining a light in there.

He's probably like, fuck off, dude. I'm trying to dream here. But that's so high pitch, but so tender. Yeah. That's adorable. I know. All right, time to hear from the kids. Zach, place into the next segment.

All right, let's hear what you guys think. Really? You want to talk to me? Wow, that's cool. What? What? What? It was a long, I said maybe you should take this one.

You're sure you don't want to take it? There's a lot of cat. You're better at the screaming off microphone too. Okay. First email coming in from our daughter, Carrie. And it's cat themed just for Joseph. Mm-hmm. Wow.

Hi, Daddy. So there's been a cat running around here. And Uncle Zach. Hello. I have yet another pet on a plane gone wrong story for you. We're here for it. My husband and I were flying out of San Jose after two days of complete debauchery at a Renaissance Fair. You know, I wouldn't

I wouldn't put Renaissance Fair and complete debauchery together usually. You never know what can happen. You get swords and shit. I mean, backstage at a Renaissance fair is, I think that's where AIDS like originally came from. Yeah, ground zero. Yeah, the word is debauchery. What am I saying? I didn't want to say

Is. Am I saying debauchery? You are. Why would I say that? Baccarat. I don't know. Translation. Dehydrated. Tired and fucking hungover as fuck! after two days in the sun drinking ridiculous amounts of alcohol we could wait to get home after several drinks at the airport bar because mama didn't raise no quitter we finally start to board the plane while boarding all of a sudden we stopped moving we were right at the door then dead stop no movement what the fuck

get on the plane already we are stuck in the same spot for at least 30 minutes when you're hungover that sucks husband swears it was an hour before we figure out what had happened. Also, it was fucking hot! On the jetway, and I'm losing my bus! Just hearing that from a hungover Renaissance fair attendee. It's fucking hot, and I'm losing my bus! Just turn around.

They're just all leather. I need a new horn of mead. I was going to say somebody, calm down and use a name, but I couldn't think of a name from that time. Sven? Yeah, yeah. Calm yourself, Sven. Elizabeth. There was a couple at the front of the plane just outside the cockpit,

looking very worried. We had no idea what the fuck was going on until someone said their cat scratched its way out of the carrier. Made it into the cockpit. And somehow that motherfucker got into the damage compartment. Why the fuck is there even a way to get from the cockpit to the goddamn luggage department? And what moron puts a cat with claws in a fabric carrier? Yeah. A lot of people.

Once we hear what happened, my husband says very, loudly to everyone to hear get this bitch up to 30,000 feet and problem solved just turning around to see these just obviously hung over people drinking out of horns and what's funny is in the idea of an airplane in the renaissance time would be it's just so foreign to the idea of you're leaning into the renaissance but you're like we're done with that get me in the air you just turn around at some dude wearing a kilt and he has like a bag of money hanging off the Can we get this thing in the fucking air? Get the metal dragon in the air.

Yeah. The metal dragon. Anyway. What was that? I was so embarrassed, yet laughing at the same time. The couple looks at us, horrified, and the lady starts fucking crying. Jesus, Mike! I yell whisper to my husband while trying not to laugh.

We then proceeded to deplane to get on another flight, because who fucking knows how long this will take? The attendant keeps telling us we can't. get our luggage off the plane and we're like, fuck it. Not understanding she was telling us that even if we got on another flight, we'd still have to wait for our luggage on the original flight. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Where's my...

No, sir, what I'm trying to tell you is we can't... Even if you get to your destination, B... Don't care! I fought in your general... Tell it to the horn! This is one of the situations that we love

where it was like someone in a costume, but dealing with real life shit. so the people But we put them in a costume I'm sure they're not But the idea of like Two fully clothed Renaissance Fair

People but it like Angerly yelling at someone And upset but they're in their leather And Yeah All this shit With a huge sword I can't take my sword with me

Uh Anyway We have to wait for the luggage We got on the next flight out And mid flight I say Son of a bitch We still have to wait for our original flight to land

To get our luggage We land her head to the nearest bar. We don't have a problem. And wait for your original flight and our luggage to arrive. We eventually made it home with our luggage and feeling like fucking idiots for taking the earlier flight. Love y'all and I'll be writing it with more ridiculous plain stories because apparently that's our fate. Please give a shout to my husband, Mike. Honestly, he just started listening again because he couldn't stand Brian's inability to fucking read.

Fuck you, Mike! You're loving, yet probably drinks too much daughter, Carrie. Oh, yeah. Tell Mike, he's getting better. That's a funny scenario, but playing into that, one of the craziest things that we always do is when we're booking a trip, we're like, well, we'll do it early because that way we can get into town, we can do, we'll get an early start on everything.

And then the night before, like we were talking about it's last night, our flight to Mexico's at 5 a.m. Love it. So, I mean, you, you have to, yeah, it's like you have to get there early. So, but you have to wake up and get the kids in the car and everything. So it's going to be 3 a.m. And every night before you're like, what the fuck were we thinking? Because then you get there and you're so too, too tired to go do anything anyway.

Yeah. So you might as well have just took the flight that's three hours later to normal time. Mm-hmm. But we do it every single fucking time. I'll book your flights next year. And that way you can't do it. Is that okay? Yeah.

I mean, nah. It's good stories. All right. All right. You want to read the next one, hon? Sure. Okay. Hey, that is.

This is coming in from our son. writing for your request for conf-oh, confessions. This is a confession. Why'd you put it in here? I don't know. Oh, well. Unbelievable. Back to you.

Want me to push a button? No, too late. Well, we'll keep it. Shoot. Just write down at time and I'll bleep it out and I'm going to edit it. I will 100% forget. It's just brine putting stuff in the, just normal brine stuff. Um

So, okay, I'm gonna start over It's just not from Right All right Our second email is coming in from our son But I'm not gonna say his name Because it actually is a confession That snuck in

Okay So that's my bad So I'm not gonna say his name Okay, got it Hey daddies Writing free requests for confessions This happened senior year My friend and I were

Small Town nerds And we wanted to see some boobies Oh bad Oh yeah We drove nearly two hours to the nearest strip club, we did the exact same thing. Oh yeah. Being super eager for Jiggle Fest, we left early in the day.

Got to town about six hours before the Sugar Daddy's open. Oh, yeah. We decided to go to a porn shop to kill time. They had a variety of films playing in the back. A few quarter in and I was done and looking for cleanup. Wait, what? This dude put a few quarters in and jerked off. He's jerked off.

It was the stop. at the time. It was? It gets better. Okay. A jismopper used to be a really respectable position in our society. Lucky this class established it and had tissues in the booth. Wow.

My mildly autistic ass didn't consider that they were already crumpled up. Oh, yeah. And now I have even more cum on my hand. Yeah! I just wiped it on the wall and walked out. We ended up blowing all over money on porn before the titty bar open. Oh, yeah. And went home.

home still not having seen live boobs me feeling particularly defeated I didn't tell my friend or anyone else about it so I hope this can be anonymous thanks for the entertainment you guys rock give Zach a sexy for me okay well now I don't feel so bad because

if you if he's sitting there and he's like he's like don't say my name right like don't say it don't say it if you're in this situation and anyone knows that you got all your friends went to a place and you jerked off in the porn hub. It's like they're going to know it's you.

It's like you and 40 of your buddies were all in the porn store. It's a very unique situation. And of course it was you. Okay. No one forgot. No one forgot. It's going on your tombstone, brother. Going to wipe your hands and you grab a tissue that's full of someone else's

jizz. God, can life get any better? I can't believe he just wiped it. Dude, I would have, I mean, I was going to say I would have gone in the bathroom and washing my hands, but the bathroom is not, if they had one, probably not much better. It was currently being mopped. Used to be a respectable position.

Wites down the loads. Yeah. Once, I mean, you know. Funny. Yeah, all that come. Once you come, like, just get this come off. The idea that you went and you were looking forward to seeing the strip club and then you went to a porn shop, rub one out. So you're like not even in the mood anymore.

So he's drive home. Like, never mind. That's wild. That is funny. Not tonight, Sapphire. Dude, so the first time we went to the strip club, we came up here to stay. line actually. Congrats.

And I just turned 18. We drove up and circled around. We were like, I don't know. We're like small town kids too. We're like, I don't, I feel weird. We'd never been to one. We'd just turn 18. It's crazy.

And you go in there and I'm sitting at the strip club and just, just fully nude women sitting there. And you're sitting there with like a raging boner. They smell so good. And then eventually I had to go pee. So I'm like trying to get up and walk the bathroom. And I'm like, pee and like, what if dude just come in here and jerk? off and then go back out there.

I bet. It was just like, but how would you feel? I guess you'd have to go into the stall and just, ugh. Well, you have to do anything. It just depends on how, how many law enforcement you want involved. Yeah. It just got really, I was like, I get the idea, I love the idea of seeing a woman naked, but it just feel, it.

It just felt really like, oh. Yeah. I hear you. Never been one of those guys like, who, who! Strip Club and then just being in a strip club just like. They like. And just like, yeah. She likes me.

She loves me. We're in a relationship. All right. Well, that was fun. That was fun. That was fun. Nine. Niner.

God, damn. How the fuck do we get up here so fast? Setting your content. Hey, guys, at can you know, podcast.com. Hawkathon is on. Subscribe. At patreon. com slash can you know podcast.

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Thanks to the babysitters that moderate the Keny don't Playground on Facebook. You have a joke for me. You like to read it. Zach, push the button, he'll read it. Good God. Wrap it up already, huh? What position did you play? Well, this joke is actually sent in from our son, Alan. Oh, wow.

Alan. Alan. What's the difference between Disney and Pornhub? Not a lot. What? Disney teaches you to hate your stepmom. Oh, porn house says,

fuck it. Pornhuff says have sex with it. Wicked stepmother and then wicked stepmother makes me come. Pover and the two different searches. Yeah. Wicked stepmother. Wicked stepmother.

Miltens me. Yeah. Wicked stepmother with huge, juicy, bouncing tits. Fuck compilation. Milks me while I watch her gape. Milks six of the seven dwarfs. Six seven. Can you imagine like a weird thing like that snow white

Sharks off six of the seven dwarves While the other one watches Where is the other one? Well, angry, creepy shift in the mind Sleepy, he's sleeping. Yeah, sleepy's over in the corner Always when I'm sleepy. Sleepy always has to work on Saturdays That's actually kind of funny, just an idea

Where he comes home and all the They're all looking relieved Because snow white took care of Now they're all sleepy Yeah I thought I was sleepy. Snow white No, I'm just disappointed

disappointed. Disappointing. Disappointing. All right. Let's get off to our bonus content. All right. We love you guys. Bye.