Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
225 episodes transcribedWho the fuck is buying all these warty-ass pumpkins?! It's getting a little out of hand. Let's talk about that, ending up with three years of...
Do you ever find yourself getting upset because you have to do something that's really easy but you're just so dang tired? Yeah, pretty much...
What would you do if you caught your partner doing sexual things with the family dog? Let's talk about that, having to paint your entire hous...
We have all masturbated using a fish... but getting caught while doing it is super embarrassing. Right? RIGHT?! Let's talk about that, testic...
What's the worst thing that could happen from stealing your friend's sister's underwear when you were 12 years old and then blaming it on a d...
We all have our own opinions about the pumpkin spice craze, but walking around the store and yelling about it isn't the proper way to express...
How backwards do things have to be in this world for you to catch your wife cheating... but you're the one that ends up going to jail? Let's...
If you have kids, or have spent time around someone else's children for any amount of time, it's no secret that they can SUPER SUCK when they...
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Welp... looks like the yearly "Joe almost died" trend continues! He learned why it's never a good idea to wear sandals while doing roof work....
Businesses making wild ass claims about their products is nothing new... but Joe couldn't control his urge to ask a local gas station about o...
How far would you go to prank your family and friends? Would you create a fake meth lab, media coverage, mugshot, and local news website so t...
The wild swing between being someone who's in jail, cumming on letters that you're sending to your partner... and THEN actually winning a leg...
We all die. Duh, we get it. But what if how you died and where you died has been used as an example of failure for the last three decades? Th...
How mad would you get if you were having a little sex and someone pooped on you? Get a gun out mad? Apparently some people get THAT mad. Let'...
We all tend to think that ding-dong ditching is a pretty harmless prank, right? Welp... not always. Yikes. Let's talk about that, how much we...
Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand? Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand on accident? Have you ever been to a topless coffe...
Does a naked 5k count as a form of ASMR? Let's talk about that, a website that widens the scope of measuring everything in football fields, t...
Dating can land you in some pretty weird situations... but one that involves forced marriage, satanic rituals, and Olive Garden usually isn't...
FOUR PHACKING YEARS? You’ve listened, shared, reviewed, showed up, and kept this thing going. Whether you’ve been here from episode one or ju...
