Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
175 episodes transcribedAI is being implemented in all facets of our lives, which is great, unless you're listening to an episode of this podcast. Then it's bad. Let...
Have you ever voted on behalf of your dead mom, got caught, and were forced to write a ten-page essay on what an idiot you are? Would you rat...
There comes a point when trying to help people who have lost everything that the entire situation would have been better off had you done lit...
How much weight do you think the position of "Volunteer Swan Warden" holds on a resume? Let's talk about that, trying to go about your everyd...
Nothing really brings the boys together like wearing racing jackets, being obnoxiously loud, and cheering on your sperm as it races against y...
If aliens offering immortality landed on Earth tomorrow and were willing to take you on a tour of the entire universe BUT you could never ret...
Joe might run for Mayor. And his entire platform will be built around upgrading ONE GODDAMN THING THAT HAS BEEN LEFT BEHIND SINCE 1995! Let's...
How are serving sizes set? BECAUSE NO PERSON ON PLANET EARTH WOULD CALL THAT AMOUNT AN ACTUAL SERVING! Let's talk about that, taking the wron...
We've never had sex with a hamburger... but maybe we will after today's episode. Let's talk about that, the worst advice from an implied expe...
Bryan is so close to shoving something in his butthole. Let's talk about that, the embarrassment of getting stuck in a tube slide as a grown-...
I think we all know that feeling when you just NEED to have a drink... but I'm not sure if stopping for beer while on your way to the hospita...
The future of relationships is going to be a little nutty. Imagine being with someone who only caters to your wants, needs, and world view......
Imagine all the things you purchase while out and about in your neck of the woods. Now imagine if the only way to purchase those things requi...
Planet Fitness may not be the last place you'd expect to see a naked man running around in the ceiling, but it's probably pretty damn close....
We're not doctors by any means, but something tells us that muting a patient's vital signs because the beeping is interrupting your game of m...
Fashion is a funny thing. And chimps are taking it to a whole new level! Let's talk about that, adding lead-based paint to school lunches for...
Is it just a 90's kid thing or is something wrong with us? But every time we imagine something spinning we can't help but think about the God...
We all know the ol' tin can and string telephone trick, yeah? What if that was your only form of communication regardless of the distance? Le...
Sometimes someone's name just fits who they are and what they do, right? So when you find out what Patches Magickbeans did... you'll have tha...
When you think of jobs Bryan could possibly have in this world... would you ever imagine courtroom sketch artist?! BECAUSE IT F**KING HAPPENE...
