Can You Don't? - Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

What did the guy who got his dong chopped off by his wife get for his birthday?! He was given an appointment to get all his toes chopped off too! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Let's talk about that, blowing your load in a birdhouse per your partner's request, passing out while washing your pants in the sink, Joe going on a HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Rp_Luuk8UB4Send in segment content: [e-mail]: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: [e-mail]: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and Tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ladder. Toes. Free chicken. Nips. Brian Albrant Joe Paisley I would like to start episode 97 with an apology uh oh what did you do? it's not for you oh so calm down I will never apologize for that

come on I'm still waiting for it I will never you liked it and you know it alright no so remember a handful of episodes back when i was really going after people that were excited about the mcdonald's bagel breakfast sandwich coming back i do remember that finally yeah oh it's finally back baby finally back uh and there's some people like no it's good man i'm pumped like there's a lot of emails to be even like have you fucking even

had it do you even know what it's about is it still back or is it gone again beats me i don't know i have i've been following the mcdonald's bagel breakfast sandwich that closely okay i heard a commercial for it on the radio yesterday so it must be back okay still there still it's still back still stacking them yeah going out of business sale forever i don't know my apology for that stemmed from an experience I had just a couple days ago now. Where Safeway, if you listen in a part of the world or part of the country, you don't have a Safeway. It's like your typical chain grocery store. How far does that go? It's like a Kroger somewhere else.

Safeway, we have that up here. It's weird that that's a's like a Kroger somewhere else. Safeway, we have that up here. It's weird that that's a thing that it's not all the way across. So every little section of the United States anyway has like

different pockets of these chain grocery stores and ours up here in the Northwest is Safeway. It's so safe there. It is.

It's really safe. It's the safe way to go. Yeah. And they used to, well, I thought they stopped making it and I got really sad but they have like a Thai way to go. Yeah. And they used to, well, I thought they stopped making it, and I got really sad. But they have like a Thai chicken peanut wrap.

In the deli or something? Yeah, it's ready for you. When you walk in, it's next to the Caesar chicken and the Caesar salad chicken. It's like your typical grocery deli. And next to the sushi and all that? Oh, it's Kitty Corner. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Not right next to it. No way. That's where they put the turkey pot pies you know that you know that and um one day that i just they fucking vanished i and i was like wait maybe they're just out but not they were in my experience they were always there because it's kind of not everybody's jam but it's fucking my jam yeah god damn right just good and it's healthy oh yeah all right it's And it's healthy. Oh, yeah. It's good.

It's healthy enough. And it's a quick little snack to grab. And they're delicious. But I showed up one day and they were just gone. And I was like, oh, I almost just missed it. I guess I'll get fucking. Dude, I should have got here earlier. They got cleaned out.

I got it for the day. I didn't know I had to wake up at 8 a.m. for a Thai chicken peanut wrap. That's how good they were, though. And then I went back a couple days later, and they were gone. And then I noticed that where their little thing was, that just got replaced. It wasn't even there anymore. Oh. And I was like, did I not buy enough?

Did I not? They went out of business because I wasn't eating them enough? And then I just got really sad. And it was probably like a month, month and a half at this thing i'd walk by and just kind of pay my respects to it and i was like oh those were the days what used to be those were the days and then finally a couple days ago walked in there and guess what's back baby that fucking rap did you get one and i grabbed it and i had this feeling i was like like i was just so excited and then i immediately texted you and i was like i i had this feeling i was like like i was just so excited and then i

immediately texted you and i was like i gotta apologize for going on that bagel sandwich so hard now i get it it is finally back and i've had probably four or five is it still back every day i mean i had one today so you tell me you're stocking up yeah that's the whole thing right like you feel like you want to get 10 of them just because. Yeah. So, yeah, I could see where. You're just so scared it's going away. Yeah, I got to get 50 McRibs and freeze them.

Yeah, I could freeze this somehow. Some dude out there with 365 McRibs. Yeah. He's like, I will not go a day without this McRib. Can't spare a square. So, anyway, I'm sorry if you were offended by me making fun of that i get the i get the feeling now well what's funny about that is i hadn't really thought about it until you apologized we have a our oldest is really picky so we had

there are certain things like we have these fig bars from costco and then we have um peanut butter the mini peanut butter crackers ritz crackers and. And for months, those were just gone. None of the stores. My wife, she would go to store, store, store to get them. Like she's Christmas shopping for a Tickle Me Elmo or something? Yeah, because that was one of the things that we know he'll eat consistently, and it's got some protein in it, and it's halfway decent. It'll fill him up.

You say it'll feel him up? Like it'll squeeze his tits yeah it'll give him a little pinchy poo that's pretty cool uh it'll finger his butt no wonder they sold out yeah that sounds fucking whoever was eating those things found out the little secret surprise picture in that commercial it'll finger your butt and you're like what the cracker that's delicious Feel you up and finger your butt. Give you a little twist on your nippy-do. And finger your butt.

The little twist off. It's showing the motion, the little twisty. And just, like, right up an asshole. And just, the logo rips. And you're like, what the fuck? Did I just watch? Oh yeah. When the kids find something that works and then it disappears, that is, that's an emergency

situation. It's crazy, man. But you got your hands on them again. Yeah. Yeah. So, well, we had to find, we had to get like, we, we got like a different brand, which sometimes he would eat. Sometimes he noticed they're a little different, but then we were able to get so she i mean it was like one of those coupon ladies that buys like 50

things of ketchup because she saves money it's going to take 80 years to use it all but she saved money your wife hens she goes all right today's the day i'm heading out to find those you're like all right god bless yeah you don't see her for three weeks. Godspeed. She comes back with like Ritzo. Like it's all Spanish box. Yeah, yeah. She's bruised. Ritzo.

She's missing an arm. Yeah. I got it. It's like walking dead. Turns out the cartel at him. The walking dead. Like we got to go out and find rations

and food and weapons and medicine. That's what it's like. All right. Well, I'm sure they appreciate your apology.

In other news, i'm i have some exciting news everybody oh i bad news the show might end good news i'm going on a fucking hot air balloon ride i can't believe this he sent me a text he's like oh by the way i'm going on a hot air balloon yeah just that's just an oh by the way you're like all right like what do i wear to the funeral yeah i was like your best wicker suit i was like bring an airbag and you're like i don't okay i'm gonna play e6 burn burn like a wicker basket um yeah this microphone we got halfway wait oh you want all my shit yeah you can have all my shit if i die in a hot air

balloon crash okay i still have your guitar the irony and really looking at the bigger picture that's the way that would be a that's the way to fucking amazing right go yeah um but i mean honestly hope it doesn't happen but if it does that's pretty funny just don't run into like a power line or something doesn't feel like i have control over that we'll just go where there aren't any power lines Arizona I think we're going to be in a desert Oh, you're going to like one of those Yeah The Air Balloon Morning Uh-huh Oh, what is it?

Is it airballoonmorning.com? Is it really? No But is it a festival? No, but they just do the rides So like there's They're not the only hot air balloon that'll be out there So you might run into another hot air balloon.

That'd be sweet. And I would jump into the other basket. That would be cool. That's some fucking Mission Impossible 007 shit right there. A little kickflip into the next basket. See you later, losers! Throw the other guy out. And then pop that one.

And then switch. Pop it. You can't. I thought about how out of your mind hijacking a hot air balloon how stupid that is everybody down like what are you doing like we're literally what are you where are you gonna go i'm hoping for two miles over there it's gonna be great uh but it's coming up May 10th, so. Oh, real quick.

I just had a thought. Maybe we can do this on another episode. How they have, you know, emergency doors on an airplane. How you just put someone in charge of that. Same thing with, like, they don't, do they have anything like that on an air balloon? Like, if the guy that's pulling the thing has a heart attack.'s next yeah like is he gonna be like so if i die do you know you can land this right like you can get this down and he's like i need a verbal i need a verbal yes yeah like yeah i mean i feel like i just don't pull the string and we'll go down right he's like yep that's about it that's about it you don't know where you're going down just make sure there's no water or power lines no matter how bad

you want to pull the thing and believe me it is hard oh you're gonna want to do it you're gonna want to pull it's all you're gonna want to do that's how that's how i got hooked but don't do it i was just like you man i was scared i was so scared but fuck i still pulled that rope i pulled it one time and i I haven't stopped pulling since. I was hooked. All right, we've got to get into the show. We've got lap time on the show today. Zachy Poo, quick preview?

We're going to debunk some myths about the world that we live in. Ooh, fun. Should be fun. I've got some silly ones. Looking forward to it. All right, let's start the show. And we've got some, there's some sex today. Oh, I like that.

So let's get ready for that. All right, Zach! Hey, shut up. It's not the show already. I'm pretty sure no one needed that warning. They're like, yeah, I've been listening to this podcast. I'm pretty sure you guys could be talking about anything and a dick is going to somehow find a way in. You're like, yeah, no, it's crazy. It reminds me of a big dick.

That took 10 minutes. Okay, so this one was sent in by so many people over the last, I guess, almost two years now. Wow. We're just going to do it. And it is a popular one. I mean, I've seen it a lot of places on the internet, but

it's never been on the show. Would you rather give the first 90 of a blow job we're talking from gummy worm up to that 90 completion mark or give the last 10 of a blow job so basically blue collar white collar collar. You get it. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Because cum. Yeah. Yeah, would you, I mean, grind it, but you don't have to deal with the cum part.

You'd get the credit though, I think at the end. I'd like to thank special appearance by Brian. Yeah, okay. Blowjob by Joe by Brian. Yeah. Okay. Is it Blowjob by Joe featuring Brian? Here's an analogy for you. That I just... So, like, let's go back to the airplane. Okay.

Let's say you're flying across the country. Okay. And you're flying from Seattle to New York. And then, like... Direct flight? Yeah, direct flight. Say you're just going straight across. What airline?

Delta. Okay. I'm in. Maybe in like I don't know, like Buffalo. Because you're going to fly somewhat over Buffalo. Okay. At Buffalo, like both pilots have heart attacks and die. Okay. And you go in there

and you land the plane. Who's getting the... Credit for killing the pilot? No. Who's getting the credit for killing the pilot? No, who's getting the credit for saving everybody's life? You. You didn't do shit until the very end. Last little bit. So now let's go back to the blowjob. So there I was jerking off and sucking a pilot's dick on a nonstop flight to New York.

You following? Yeah. You're with me still? I'm in. And he works for he works for delta like okay all right the co-pilot steps in pushes you off finishes the job so back to the question just getting the credit where do you want where do you want it no i yeah putting in all that work it really is when the job's done that's who's getting the getting the credit i mean any sort of corporate level shit like someone they're like, yeah, you fucking do it and then they do it And then that person's like no they did it and then everyone's like oh good job Person in charge of other people that actually did it

I had a boss one time that I would do all this shit like she would say this is what we want I would make this whole thing. It would be In my opinion ready to go great but she had to look over it and she had to change something just so there was she was a little bit a part of it even if it made it worse but then it would go out like that just so she could say oh that was my final touch at the end so i i get you i hear you But I feel it'd be so funny if you're being super bitter. Like, God, this bitch, dude. Oh, he's correcting the there in the right form of where it's like just has to do something.

And all she's doing is correcting your fucking spelling. Yeah. It was fine the way it was. It's like, I guess if you're illiterate. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Two O's on the fucking two this time huh oh yeah just you always gotta say something she's like like just fucking making it right i

wish that was it yeah um well we've talked about you sucking dicks yeah which i think is cool uh and you think you'd be pretty good at it i think i could get there i mean the first few times would be pretty would be clunky yeah just because it's somebody else but you'd get into a rhythm yeah uh i don't know the first part of me that's just like like i i wouldn't want to take it in the mouth but like you know i get to choose where it's going no no no oh i feel like if you're the giver you get to have a part of saying that right you're sucking this dick let's just say it's only 10 this comes going in your mouth it's going in the mouth yeah who's sucking a dick and he's being like so let's just say 90 of the blow job you're sucking the dick the last

10 you've got a rock hard dick that's ready to go and it becomes going in your mouth but 10 of the blowjob, you're sucking the dick, the last 10%, you've got a rock-hard dick that's ready to go, and it comes going in your mouth. But 10% of the work, and it's one time, I don't want some dude's jizz in my mouth. Who does? Truly. No, there's people that do.

But the first, that's a lot of dick sucking. And if you're not that good at it, it's going to be longer. Yeah. That's why I'm thinking, I think I could do a pretty good job. Man, if it's a one-off, it's hard to not use that 90% off coupon. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, if this thing's $100 and it's only $10. It's blowjob math. Yeah. And I'm like, all right, that's pretty cool. And now it can swallow or you get to spit it. That's your choice. Oh, it's the only choice, but it's going in your mouth.

If I'm a guy, I'm going to watch the, I'm going to watch you suck this dick for the first 90%. Okay. And I'm just going to be like, that's what he's doing wrong. I'm just going to be like, that's what he's doing wrong. I'm just going to read the situation. And then when I tag team in, I'm just going to mix it up and go fucking hard so that it's going to be just get it over with. Just be just a little slut. You're going to put your hair back in the ponytail and just get after it? That was hard to say, but that's funny.

I'm going to be that little. You're going to get that dick. I'm going to be a little you're gonna get that dick and be a good little girl be a good little whore and just mix it up so he's like oh shit what's happening 10 seconds take it spit it on your head and then leave you're still there you're so out of breath i just come in come in my mouth and spit it in your hair and leave. That's how it's, it's like, it's a mic drop. It's a dick drop. Just go spit it in your hair and spike your hair up with it. Like see you next week.

Later dweeb. Later dweeb, see you next week recording. And you're just like, oh, your jaw hurts. Yeah, that's the whole thing. I worry about the jaw. Like that's where I feel like you'd have to get used to it. That's why I think I would use a lot of back and forth. I think a good all-around BJ where you're using the hand a little bit.

It's like you don't want to just constantly mount it and it's too much. You've got to mix it up. You've got to have some tricks. It can't be the same thing the whole time. I hear you. Okay. Well, enough about this. I'm gonna pick the last 10%. It's one time, but it's hard to...

Just, that's fine. Just do a 10% thing and get me out of there. As much as I don't want to take it, some dudes load in the mouth. I feel like... They do. And then, I get the choice to spit it out, so I'm gonna do that. Unless it shoots right down your throat. That's true.

Zach? I'm probably with you guys. Just do a 10% off. I'm with Brian on the jaw thing. It's like, I think it would probably ramp up. So here's another thought, though. I know we're talking about less work and getting the job, but imagine if you did 90% of the work, and then someone else taps in,

and then you have to watch them finish the job, and then the person is like... You're so good at sucking dick. Yeah, and they're like, thank you so much. You're just like, what? You're sitting over there like, what are you talking about, dude? Fuck that guy! Unbelievable.

Yeah, it's like that guy! Unbelievable. Yeah, it's like the guy when you're in school and you have a school project with a partner or a group, and you're doing all this work, and then the guy that's just fucking off the whole time gets the same grade as you. Like makes some funny joke one time during the PowerPoint. Oh, he's the funny guy. That was so good. You made the whole thing, and you're just over in the corner like, God damn it. Yeah. Which I did that a lot because I was the funny guy.

So I would chime in and make a couple things that were like, put it over the top. So that's what it, yeah. 10% for all of us. That's great. Yeah, because I don't want to watch somebody else get the glory. I like that. All right, well, we're talking about- Some of the horror get the glory.

We're going to talk about Come Again. So, come again so zach hey hey what's up babe what are you thinking about uh you know nothing actually you know what i'm thinking about a lot of shit what are you thinking about i was having sexual intercourse oh just getting right into it yeah last week um it was a good one, too. It was fun. Where at? Right above your head in the room up there. And getting towards the end of it, it was one of those moments. It was just like a fun one.

And I didn't really know where to come. So I figured I would toss that question out. Yeah, just like a multiple choice question. Having a hard time thinking. Which is what I'm talking about, yeah. But like, you know, you say it in there. In that voice. Do you really say it in that voice, though?

No, but it feels like you should. But you ask the question as old as time. Where do you want it? Tale as old as time. Where do you want it? Like that one. I've never asked that never well uh so i asked when we fucking when you want it and uh afterwards i'm not gonna say where she said uh but afterwards my brain wait wait you're gonna leave out the

detail i fucking put it where she wanted it perfectly and uh and uh afterwards my brain being my brain i was thinking about it because that is funny he's being like you fucking and then i was like why i was like what there truly is like i don't know what happened in society but there it is like a multiple choice question when it should be like an infinity question but you go where do you want it and then what options do you have you have inside me back back ass tits my mouth face uh i mean i guess you could say your fucking knee but but like it's just it's like a limited question when really the the girl or the guy who's being asked where do you want it their response they could say anything and i think we should really be doing that like the coffee machine or something

spice it up imagine just having like this passionate sex i don't know it's your anniversary you went out for a great dinner a lot of laughs sharing memories you come back it's like a nice it's a good fuck and you're just passionate yeah just and you're all like a little sweaty and your hair

you know you're kind of still looking good you got some product in your hair and right at the end you're like you want some more product so where do you want it

and then she gets like dead ass serious looks at you and goes I want you to go over there in the corner and fucking come on the vacuum cleaner. And you're just like, okay.

I asked. And you just have like this fucking like candle lit room and this sweaty dude. And like the moon shining through the window. Sweaty dude, a little out of shape, out of breath. And he's just fucking in the corner. He's like, like, where? in the corner look he's like like where like this and she's like yeah and you're like you know like on the attachments or yeah where do you i mean what part of which attachment he's like i don't know i didn't think that far

just anywhere on the vacuum cleaner he's like okay yeah fuck oh my god i'm making this vacuum cleaner dirty it's gonna have to vacuum itself but itself. But it can't. It can't because I'm fucking coming on it. She can say whatever. Or you're like, where do you want it? And then she goes, well, I think that we should be safe. You know what? I want you to just get the trash bin out from under the desk and just come

in it. Oh yeah, it's clean, sterile, nothing to worry about. And then the guy's like, okay. You sure? That's what you want are you sure you don't want like on your boobs or she's like no right in the trash can button you're like okay okay it's the same scene you got this guy a little out of shape like got like a like a beer belly and he's got he's a hairy one and he's hunched down he's like you're probably right here like it's one of those ones the motion you have to wave your hand over so it lifts up it's like it's not opening up

you're waving your dick no no no yeah yeah i'm almost there or or you have to step on it with your foot pedal like in a foot cramp. Peking, it hits the wall. Wakes the kids up. What's daddy doing? Just doing what mommy wants. And what she wants is not another one of you. Get out of here! Just taking out the trash.

Taking out your little brothers and sisters. Which look like we're doing safe. This is called safe sex. This is called safe sex. This is called safe sex. They won't teach you this in class. Shit. All these fucking liberal teachers

won't teach you in this class. Picture your kids walking in, your dad, dude, and she's like, what are you doing?

He goes, dude, practicing safe sex. And he stands on the, like the pedals, like, boom, bang,

hits the wall. Bitch didn't teach you this in seventh grade. And you're like, what the fuck is happening? Bet you Mrs. Johnson didn't show you this. Yeah,

go back to bed. Daddy's coming. Going back upstairs, boy. Daddy's being safe. No, but literally anything. Like she goes,

you know what? God, I just go come in the air fryer. And you're like, okay. Like, you're like okay like you're like all right your dick's hard and you're fucking opening the doors then you can see like this echo like i'm fucking coming in it like super distant and she goes that's so hot she's like i'm i'm coming in that's that's so hot like i know I can feel it's an air fryer. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep.

You want any chicken tenders or french fries? You want a lime in here? Oh, man. But yeah, just anything. Like, if you fucking make them go come in a toaster. Mm-hmm. Spice it up a bit. Talk about a toaster strudel.

Uh, yeah. Have you ever had a... I mean, have you ever really had a toaster strudel if you haven't had one covered in gum? Think about it. That's a good question. I know. Saving money on the fucking shitty frosting packets that never work. They work better than cum.

Well... Have you tried? I'm just going on a limb. Going on a limb? Yeah, fucking... Yeah, just on a limb? Sugar and salt. Yeah, go cum on the tree. I want you to climb a limb. Going on a limb, yeah, fucking. Yeah, just on a limb. Sugar and salt. Yeah, go cum on the tree.

I want you to climb a tree. God, I've always, you know what, it'd be so hot if you fucking. That bird feeder. Went out to the back. Cum on the bird feeder. I want you to go to the garage, get that stepladder, and then go fucking cum on the bird feeder. And she's peeking out the blinds. Fucking dad's up there.

Like this? Yeah. Get that sparrow. is that what you like there's like a nest of a bird I'm gonna feed the baby bird referencing an older episode fucking the wife or whatever

just peeking out the blinds and dad is up on a 20 foot ladder fucking a birdhouse? It's bare ass. Just turn to the neighbor. Turn it around. I'd be like, I'd do anything for you.

The window like, it's so hot. So I'm so turned on. So, yeah. Oh, almost there. Oh, yeah. It's so hot, babe. Oh turned on so yeah oh almost there oh yeah it's so hot babe oh yeah i know little nest just going birds are trying to get out we're trying to come in it's like hovering there it's like what the you fucking my birdhouse dude what are you doing here? That's a big worm. Can you just leave that worm in my burn house?

No, I'm going to fuck it. I'm going to fuck it. I'm going to fuck it. That's what my wife wanted. She asked me to do this. What a scene. Yeah, but anyway, all the women or all the partners out there, I don't care what your sexuality is. If you could ask the question, where do you want it? Just for a second.

Yeah, do something. Consider mixing it up. Because you have so much power. On the dartboard. To really say whatever you want. Where do you want it? Like, I don't want it at all. You're like, what should I do with it then?

I don't know. It's yours. Not my problem. Okay. Shit. I didn't think about this. I thought you were going to want it. I was just playing in the assumption you were going to want it.

But right now you don't, and here I am. I have it. Fuck. What should I do? All right. Well, it is funny because when you're just having sex and it's in the moment, but there is that thing like we know that time is going to come. And it's like, what are we doing here?

Or then after it's over, it's like, can you give me a towel or a cleaner? It's just, it's such a sexual act. And then afterwards, it's just like. Anyway. Anyway, what's on Netflix? Hand me a towel or whatever. You know, like, everyone's sweaty. Mm-hmm.

Good stuff. Ah, damn it. What was I going to say? In you. What? Oh, yeah. So, let's say, have you ever, I don't know if we talked about this before, but isn't it weird? Like, if someone, if you're like, hey, can you fill up this drink or can you bring this something?

They bring it to you. Oh, thanks. But if you're like, hey, can you put my dick in your mouth? And they blow you and then afterwards, you don't say thank you, right? It's weird. I mean, to be funny sometimes, thank you, that was awesome.

Just being whatever. But that thing where you're just like... Weird to say nothing. You say, oh God, that was awesome. But to say like think because like in any other situation if somebody did something for you you'd be like thank you oh dude that was busting no cap yeah no cap dude cap dead ass bruh that was so good good night hey thanks yeah i did try to mix it up a little bit yeah it's funny i just want to picture the

guy jizzing in the garbage can in the moonlight to me it's just so funny just yeah that dad bod too just looking kind of like a gremlin yeah just like oh yeah thinking he's being so sexy for her though he's just like like laying on the on the pillow just looking like oh my god that's so hot. You are so safe. I know. I know. Are you sure you don't fucking... Yeah. Is there anywhere else you want it? She goes, I want it right there.

Okay. Zero days without any accidents. Zero days without any accidents. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, we're going to talk about dicks again. We roll dick.

Is it dumb? Is it interesting? Is it cool? Then it's dick. Dick. So you guys remember John Wayne Bobbitt? I do. He got his dick cut off. I know. And there's not really a whole lot of funny here.

But just, poor fella. John Wayne Bobbitt. He's still alive. Yep. A vet whose wife sliced off his manhood, loses toes due to toxic water at Camp Lejeune. What? Or Lejeune? What is it? I've heard the commercial a million times. I think it's Lejeune.

Lejeune? Fuck me, dude! Poor guy! Although I don't remember clearly what happened. It was all the way back in 1993. Did he cheat on her? no he was i mean he still doesn't deserve to lose his team i think he was uh yeah he was sexually but was any but was

any of that proved i guess i could probably read the article i don't know i did read it but yeah i don't remember what they said so john wayne bobbitt the virginia man whose wife lorena bobbitt infamously chopped off his penis with a kitchen knife back in 1993. Real quick, isn't it crazy that they are global celebrities for that? Just, like, that's the only reason. Like, you hear Bobbitt, you don't need to hear Lorena, John Wayne, anything. It's just like, someone cut someone's dick off. That's all you need to hear is Bobbitt.

And then she just threw it out of a car window and it was like in a park or some shit like that. I don't remember. It was, yeah. Yes, dude. Side of the road shit, yeah. That's why. What a story. And they went and found it.

That's amazing. And they... It wasn't gnawed upon or nothing. It was just a nice dick in the park. He lost all his toes due to side effects from illness. He claims he sustained while based at Camp Lejeune. Lejeune. Back in the 1980s,

Lorena Bobbitt attacked her then-husband in his sleep and tossed his severed manhood outside a car window as she fled the scene. Doctors were miraculously able to reattach it. I want to see it. I guess I never realized they... I never got that far into the funniness of it.

I guess I never realized they reattached it. Yeah. He went to see the dick farmer. He did porn after that, too, I think. Of course. We can see his dick somewhere? I think so, yeah. Okay.

Oh. Will you look it up while I read this article? We won't be able to show it, obviously, but I'm curious to see what's going on with that thing. But now, due to a condition called toxic peripheral polyneuropathy, he lost all ten toes and walks with the help of prosthetics, the former construction worker tells Fox News Digital.

Get wounds, they would heal and lead to a giant word. What is that? John Wayne Bobbitt, uncut. A steomyelitis? It's called uncut. A bone infection, it's called uncut uncut nice they didn't know what the underlying condition was back in 2013 when i first got wounded but i that that connection between just hearing this story and i'm sure we have some younger listeners that maybe you have no idea

you're like what like what the fuck is this Because it just kind of got burned into all of us, like our generation. When you get, you just, someone getting their dick chopped off and gets thrown out a car window. It just really resonated to men and women all across the board. God damn, Brian, what is on that page, bro? That's fucking winking at me. And then now, now after hearinginking at me. And then now, now after hearing all of these commercials, I mean, it's like late night,

but it's also daytime. You hear like, will you station at Camp Lejeune? Like from blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, call here. We have $8 billion. Like, do you have methothelioma? Yeah, yeah.

Methothelioma? Methothelioma? Miso soup? Like those same commercials we're watching this god damn I wanna I wanna see it

but I'm trying to I don't wanna get our page fucking banned from YouTube oh fucking Ron Jeremy's in there with him

he wiggled his way in like a sleazeball I didn't know he made a porn is his dick work yeah I think so I mean I've never seen it but yeah

I'm trying to I'm trying to that's a shitty. Is his dick work? Yeah, I think so. I mean, I've never seen it, but yeah. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to. That must be a shitty porn. Yeah. That must be him right there. Dude, this ad that's running next to the, it's like a. It's hardcore, bro. Wiener vibrator or something. It's just.

What? Oh, that way there. Wait, can he not get hard? I mean, it feels like that would be attaching it and having enough blood just to be able to have it, opposed to reattaching it and having it work in such a way that you

can actually get hard. Seems like a miracle. Right? Anyone? He gets over there looking at Dick. We're all kind of enamored. Ron Jeremy just Blasted a gal

He just asked Where she wanted it She did Wasn't the garbage can This time It was not She was out She's rubbing it

Anywhere but on me Okay He's just rubbing it Into her skin right now That's really cool Where did John Wayne Bobbitt go? He's just

He got cut from the film Just like his dick got cut off Probably They're like Like he's in it And then all of a sudden He's gone Because he got cut from the film. It was like his dick got cut off. Probably. They're like. Like he's in it and then all of a sudden he's gone. Because, yeah, it wasn't working. They paid him for a cameo. I mean, it's, yeah, it's teeny tiny.

It's not getting, okay. Well. You should have upgraded. It's no horse cock, Joe. No. He should have upgraded. He had a chance to, and you don't get that chance very often. You don't.

It's a, it's a once in a lifetime. I feel like the Dick Farmer only comes around. Yeah that chance very often. You don't. It's a once in a lifetime. I feel like the dick farmer only comes around every so often. Dude, I've locked out. I don't know what you were talking about. Oh, you got the idea. But yeah, you have this dick and they pick it up. The doctor's trying to talk him out of it. He goes, look at the dicks we have.

And he opens up a vault. It's like a jewelry. He's like, you can have any of these and not this. And he's just holding up an acorn. He goes, no, I want it. I really like the one I have. He's like, you haven't had this. You need to try this dick.

What can I do to get you in? What can I say to get you into this dick today? Get you to test drive this baby. What would it take? It's $400 rebate. Mail and rebate. Yeah. You are in luck.

We have a Father's Day sale going on right now. Yeah, we got to move some merchandise here. Not only do you get this one, but right now, until Sunday, you can also get two free. And he's like, I guess I want the original. He goes, I you're not you're not hearing me i don't think you're hearing me is there someone else i could talk to that is just not fucking fascinated with this tiny ass dick like who are you dating you dating anybody can you bring her in here because uh i'm sure she could take a look at this wall of dicks and talk you into it. Do a negotiation for something like that. Listen, I really need to hit my quota.

This month or I'm going to have to pay the penalties. Please. Do me a solid. Warranty and all that shit. Do me a solid. Upgrade your dick. Okay, that's it. I just thought it was sad that you get your dick cut off and all your toes are cut off.

The ladies don't. They want the 90s. All your toes are cut off. Right? The ladies don't, they want, they want the Cadillac of dicks right here. Because you were stationed at a camp where all the drinking water was fucking contaminated.

But. So would his dick have fallen off anyway then? I don't know if the. If he lost all of his toes. Like his. Sounds like dick's next on the docket.

Dick's on deck. Am I right? Dick's on docket. Yeah. All right. You want to read the next dick and then we'll be jumping off to lap time with Uncle Zach. All righty.

Parents offered class photo with no complex needs pupils. Bold. A council has apologized after parents were offered a choice of class photos with or without children with complex needs in them. Parents at a Boyne primary complained that being sent a link from a photography company offering them alternative pictures. That's so fucking mean. A Redenshire council said the decision was not taken by the school and the link to the photos was immediately removed. Tempest Photography told BBC Scotland News investigating the matter that had spoken to both the photographer and involved at the school. The company added it had no further comment at this stage.

It's understood some class photographs were taken before the pupils with additional support needs were brought in. Despite pictures then being taken, which included all the pupils, parents were still given the option of both. Tempest is one of the biggest school photography firms. I was unsure why two options were given, she said of their daughter's photos. To say I was shocked is a massive understatement. I can't understand how a human can think it's okay to effectively

give people the choice to erase children from their class and their history. The two schools were amazing, but absolutely appalled. Wow! Totally unacceptable! Aberdeensire council said in the statement we are aware that the following a boy in primary a boy in primary schools recent school class photographs links to purchase the pictures included images with and without complex needs

provision like people's how did that how did that go down so i mean i have a couple ways that my brain imagines it but one is the way that school photos were taken right back in the day you were either like shuttled to the gym um or back in like those elementary days they go to the library right so you'd stand you have a little row and they'd get you in there and take your photo and then bring you out the other door right a nice nice little cow cattle herd, or whatever it's called. What's it called? Cattle guard? Cattle something? Where they push you through

the gate and they're like, alright, next! And you fucking moo your way in there and stand. They brand you and then you get out of there. Shock you? Ow! I'm leaving! And this photographer was like, quit getting in here before the cripples show up. All right, smile.

Okay, everyone pretend like nothing happened. Yeah, everyone pretend like nothing happened. And they're just like, go back to talking. And they just start talking and the door opens and the kids with disabilities roll in. One of them stimming. And the doctor is just like, or the doctor, the photographer is just doing this. He's just shushing them. he's like don't they're it's like we're not a t-rex they can see don't tell them they're like okay okay okay smile this

is the first picture we're taking right and like winks at him he goes i'll send two links what the fuck is happening like it's like now okay you we need you in the front okay now you two here you you you you go to the back and then you three over here get the fuck out yeah you leave uh there's this kid just over there going another kid's clapping yeah and like all right everybody yeah you three duck down yeah he's like and then yeah no you two yep just scoot over and just scoots him out of the frame goes perfect click oh now scoot back in but what a fucking terrible idea that is awful why what's the point who came up with the idea and then who ran i guess ran with it it couldn't i mean i guess I don't see it.

It has to be the photographer. Well, it's weird because like, how could one, like one person does that and there's people in the room going, wait, that's, are we sure you want to do that? Or they're like, some people don't want to cause a stir. And so there's like, this is weird, but okay. I wonder if the actual real situation that happened, and again, I have no idea, was that your photography, you're just showing up to a school. You don't know who's in the class, right? You have no idea.

And it just took longer for the special needs kids to get to where the picture was going. Like, whatever the situation was. So everyone showed up, and then he just took a picture and then he was like oh shit and then he's like well i already took the picture i might as well offer it and like just didn't give it a second thought and threw him out there he goes well here's one and then here's one that with i don't know like not your kids in it do you care and he just i don't know just didn't think it through and posted sent out both links like it was maybe a totally innocent was not trying to be mean he's like well i already have the photo so if you like this one more because your kid looks better uh or if he

looks better than this one but it has them in it those people those people have at it i mean whatever like he just didn't even he didn't care he wasn't being facetious he just took two photos and posted them that's what it is I want to believe

that that's what it was feels like a massive lack of empathy yeah yeah god damn dude or just or what if it's the

what was the what if it was the parents yeah they all got away with it like he has ruined the last four class photos i just total dick parents like i just i can't even hang it up i can't stand looking at those

disabled kids the disabled in the morning down the hallway disabled kids i yeah i don't i believe it was going to be something a little innocent. It just got out of control and should never have happened. Doing photography, doing pictures, you're trying to frame things upright. God, there's so many terrible ways. Imagine getting a school photo that's framed up where everybody's in it, and then just barely bottom left, there's three kids, and all you see is their forehead up. He's like, oh yeah, no, you're in it. You're in it and then just barely bottom left there's like three kids and all you see is like their forehead up like he gets he's like oh yeah no you're in it you're in it no you're good right there click all right bye and just purposely crops them out are we are we good is this where we should

be yep yep right right there perfect it feels like maybe we're not for why are we 10 feet closer i don't know it's fine the camera works feet closer? I don't know. It's fine. The camera works in mysterious ways. You don't know how lenses work. Be quiet. Click. And it's just... Obviously, you don't know how lenses work. Disabled kids' foreheads and then the glass in the background.

Oh, awful. Well, I'm glad that they fixed it, because that is terrible. All right, ready to jump off to lap time? Learn some shit? Yeah, we can. I just had this thought, like, as a parent, how would you feel, like, if your kid was the one that was excluded? Like, because it's like my kid has a hard enough time being accepted or, like, getting, and then that, something like that happens.

I could see parents just being fucking weird. I mean, maybe. I mean, I still got a picture with everybody in it. I know, but the idea that somebody would not want your kid in it. Yeah. Yeah, that would hurt. That would hurt. But I wouldn't lose my fucking mind over it.

I'd be like, yeah, fucking people are dicks. You wouldn't. Yeah, but I'm not everybody. Yeah. I would try to just be like, well, it doesn't, it doesn't affect my life at all.

And the answer is usually no. Like if I don't get all riled up and angry about it. And then if I do like what, what fucking changes? Nothing. I'm still buying the same photo. Just move on. Fuck that photographer.

And it's not about, it's not necessarily about you. It's about like how my kid's being treated or like this is the way they already have a tough life fitting in or doing whatever. And now they're being excluded from something they should have been a part of. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't feel good, but I wouldn't hold onto it very long.

I'd be like, that's fucking stupid. I don't even know if I would say something. I'd be like, someone else would, but I wouldn't either. I'd be like, yeah, fucking nuts so dick. You fucking dicks. All right, are you ready for lap time? I am. Okay.

I'm geared up. Zach, are you ready? Hey, little chitrons. Why don't you come take a seat on Uncle Zachy's lap? Gather around, boys and girls. It's lap time with Uncle Zach. Sit on my lap, you little shits. All right, Zachy-poo.

Oh, yay. Hi. Hi, how's it going? Good. I'm adjusting my goose seat. Are you guys ready for some scientific knowledge questions? I love science. So I don't know if you guys saw this going through the internet on your feeds,

but this person was making the claim that the word news actually stands for something. Would you guess what the word news means? I feel like I've heard this before, but I don't know the answer. National entertainment, weather, sports. Dude, very close. Really? Yeah, as far as what they thought. A lot of people think it's northeast, west, south. Oh. But yeah, it was like, it's very close. Really? Yeah, as far as what they thought. A lot of people think it's northeast, west, south.

Oh. But yeah, it was like, it's very dumb. Notable events, weather, and sports. Ah, look at that. Seriously, I had no idea. So it's an acronym. But it's not. And some people think it's noble events, weather, and sports, past and present event report for a newspaper.

And I heard that guy talking, and I was like, that's got to be shovel cock. And so I went and looked it up. And it just means it's the plural form of new. That makes sense. It's just because it's not a noun, I guess. People are kind of like what? Alright, next one. This one's really interesting. What would you guess if you could compare the

Earth's smoothness to some sports ball, like baseball with the ridges with the mountains and the valleys and stuff? What sports ball would you say is closest to the smoothness of the planet? Are we factoring in the scale? Yep. Oh, that changes things.

For some reason, I want to say like a football or something with height, because it's got the laces that are... But the shape is fucked. Yeah, so like a baseball, to me, fits those things because of the peaks, the mountain range. If you were scaling it down and those ridges would be fucking massive. Those would be huge mountains.

I'm going to go with something like in the same... It's not going to be a tennis ball because that's hairy. I'm going to say a racquetball. Racquetball? Yeah. With the holes in it and shit? No, just like a smooth racquetball.quetball okay i was thinking uh wiffle ball wiffle ball yeah okay well it's actually a cue ball and it's actually smoother than the smoothest

cue ball that we can make what because when you think about it the highest mountain is 29 000 feet or so the lowest depth is 36 000 feet so's really not, or it's just a few miles, right? And the earth is like 23,000 miles. Yeah. And so it's even a little dent in the golf or in the cue ball. Yeah. So it's kind of an interesting thing. That is. Really interesting.

Scaling it way down. It's basically smooth. Smooth as fuck. If you were a giant god coming over and just picking it up. It'd just be a smooth surface. Yeah. Even though that the moon, it looks like a lemon. So on that same token, like we kind of all know that Mount Everest or it's said Mount Everest is the tallest thing on earth, right? But there's technically two little things that kind of fight with it. Hawaii for one is actually the, when you count the crust, even though it's underwater, the crust to the

peak, it's much higher. It's 33,500 feet compared to 29,000 feet. But also, in Ecuador, there's a mountain that because of the bulge of the earth and where it is at the equator, it actually squirts out into space further than Mount Everest by quite a little bit. Not too bad. I actually knew that. I bet you did. I thought you would know a lot of these well just that one i mean yeah because of the way that the earth is yeah the way it's a little it's thicker at the so the first rock into space would be that fucking one so that's kind of interesting yeah that's awesome here's some kind of quick ones and you might know these guys too but these are pretty weird so we all know the spiders i don't know if you guys like spiders or if you're afraid of them

but they are every fucking where on the earth. They can swim. They can crawl. And we learned this on Jar a couple weeks ago. They can fucking fly. They call it ballooning and they shoot out of their butts, their little web

and it can take them all the way up as high as the stratosphere, like into the atmosphere. They're like jumping around planes and shit. They're looking at space at space they're basically hot air balloons there's no escape from motherfucking spiders crazy what yeah what are they doing up there good question there's no food they're procreating that's what they're doing probably well when you see it like a give birth there's like a thousand babies do you think about how many are actually like make it and stuff i mean there's so many fucking spiders.

NASA has to factor in going through spider hot air balloons. Yeah. They're like, I don't know. We know we're going to hit at least 2 billion spider hot air balloons. Yeah, when you're up there in the hot air balloon, watch for spiders. Just chopping through them. All right. So what's the nastiest creature on Earth to you guys?

The thing that you think of when you think of wretch and filth. Oh, okay. Gotcha. I don't know. I mean, stereotypically. Go ahead. Rat. Yeah, I was going to say rat. earth to you guys the the thing that you think of when you think of wretch and filth oh okay gotcha i don't know i mean stereotypically go rat yeah i was gonna say rat rat okay i don't think that's even close that's one you think of what's another one what's another top tier gross thing on earth well matt like a maggot or uh um that's my wife's least favorite thing on the planet and it just in the name sounds like maggot. Yeah. I mean, it just sounds bad.

What's that one parasite that gets in, like, uh, gets into bodies and then goes up your dick hole and then grows inside of them and takes over their brain. That's pretty gross. Have you seen that shit? That's fucking nuts. They basically turn it into a host. It's a, it's not, I don't think it's a parasite. It might be a virus, but then they make them do whatever they want to go kill themselves so that they can do

it again. Fuck. Just cool shit like that. Yay, planet Earth. I mean, dung beetles are funny. Well, my question is rolling shit around all the time. Fly is pretty gross. Well, neither of you guys mentioned cockroaches, but a lot of people get pretty wretched out

by cockroaches. Probably because we don't have them up here. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. But the interesting thing that I found was that we think of wretch when we think of these guys, but they actually wash themselves after they come in contact with humans. It's shown them like as soon as we touch. It's probably acidic or grease or some shit.

Cat. It's kind of ironic that they're like, ew, human. All right. Next one. Ready? What color is the sun? White. Nice.

Done. That's right. Saw that at the solar eclipse. Yeah. That's why i wanted to ask you but i figured you'd know that's why rainbows and things like that it's like it's the white light hitting then the colors breaking apart that's it the atmosphere makes all the colors that we see and then our eyes the cones in our eyes so this one you guys you guys probably know these because these are up your alley but what's the biggest desert on the earth? The one that we think of.

Sahara. Yeah. That's the one we think of. Do you have a guess? Because you know where I'm going with this. So it's not. It's not Mojave either. It's going to be something like.

It's hard to imagine that it's a desert. But it is. Because basically the definition of a desert is less than I think 2% or 2 inches of participation. Participation? Participation. Precipitation a year. Is it in Africa? Texas.

It is not. Or is it in the States? It's not in the States either. Oh. No, go north. It's not Australia. Go up. No, go south.

Really? Yeah. Antarctica. Yep. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. 5.4 million square miles compared to 3.6 million. At one point.

Yeah. It's kind of interesting. It is. Because you4 million square miles compared to 3.6 million. At one point. Yeah. It's kind of interesting. It is. Because you think of the fucking snow and shit. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. All right. I got a couple more.

So let's see here. This is one. You know, what happens when you put a toaster in the tub and you plug it in? You're fucked, right? You cum in it. Right. You cum in the toaster or in the tub? I want you to get the toaster, put it in the tub, and fucking cum in it.

You know what you want? Will you FaceTime me? You want to watch me do it? Will you call me? FaceTime me. I just took out an insurance policy in you. Well, the idea is that we think that water is the conductor of electricity, and that's the thing that's electric, that's killing us. But according to the USGS, pure or distilled water isn't a good conductor at all.

Like pure water has very little conduction. It's because we do get shocked when we do that, but it's because of all the metals and earth shit that are conductors in the water. And that's something I never once thought of. I just thought. All the metal in the water? Yeah. So when you go into the lake, it's not the lake water. It's the minerals in the water that would electrocute

you, or the ocean, the salt, I guess. I never thought of that either. Yeah, I never heard of that. It's smart, makes sense. I found it interesting. All right. I found it on the web! Here's one because the flat earth is such a popular dumb thing for people to love.

Well, because it's flat. It's super fun to look into, but the theory is that, and I'm sure you guys have all heard this, that the middle-aged people thought that the world was flat. And that that was just the way it was until we recently figured out that it wasn't. You guys probably know that most of the people in that time thought it was round, actually, all the scholars at the time. But the myth started in the 1800s, in the mid to late 19th century, when science and religion was kind of brawling over evolution, when Origin of Species came out from Charles Darwin, that was kind of like a time of battle. And it was kind of like an insult.

That's where that thing, well, you guys believe the earth was fucking flat for the whole damn time. And that literally spawned from that. And according to my shitty research, and led to, that's what we think, even though it's absolutely not true. So you can go back way into ancient times and they thought the world was round. Gotcha. So great job.

Great job, modern people. You're doing great. Figuring it out. All right. I got two more for you. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay.

So the myth is that summer is warm because it's closer to the sun. Have you heard that? Yeah, I have. Yeah. The northern hemisphere is actually during the summer furthest away from the sun, but not by a lot. But it's just the tilt of the earth. That's why the days are longer, too. It's like sex with the angles.

You've got to get the angle right, and then you get the hot times. It just warms on it better and longer. Yep. It comes through at the right angle. It's actually furthest away in June, I think. Yeah. I think around the summer solstice. right angle and i mean it's just actually furthest away in june i think yeah i think i like to run the summer solstice and it's farther away so it takes longer for the earth it just has more coverage because it's farther away yeah that is that real what you just said yeah are you 100%

i just agreed because i have no what i've never heard that really fuck me i'll be damn i did not i did not know that that it was farthest away in the summer no i guess i figured that it was had more to do with our the tilt and our pattern yeah and like it was just it wasn't further away to light it up more we just are tilting it so it's lighting up and hitting the atmosphere at the right angle to trap more heat. I had never, I did not know that. Yeah. And there,

yeah. That's a fun topic. Go for it. Yeah. Space is fun. Last one. This one is kind of interesting. Like,

I'm going to start it with, are there any movies, like sci-fi movies that you, in space, with spaceships that you hate? Are there some

that you're just, that's the least favorite? I don't know. I'll piss people off, but I mean, I don't like Star Wars, but I really don't like Star Trek. Fair. It's fine, but it's just beyond cheesy to me. Star Trek. Well, the difference between, if you want to get into detail here, Star Trek is sci-fi.

Star Wars is fantasy. Because there's a hard line there that people will get upset. They will. Star Trek does keep with the science of fantasy star shit pretty good, I guess. I don't know. Star Wars is, it's just,

it's not even, it's a fantasy. It's Lord of the Rings with fucking spaceships. So when you think of any of space movie and you think of asteroids, you imagine them bumping into each other and being dangerous, right?

That's kind of the myth that we see. And in Gunner Halifax, like that show that we have, our sci-fi show, it's always something stupid. It's always something stupid with asteroids. But we realized, and we've changed it now, that spaceships dodging asteroids is complete bullshit.

And it's just from movies. First of all, the asteroid belt that we're thinking of, the amount of mass that it has is actually 4% of the Earth's moon.

So it's very minimal. Okay. But they're so fucking far apart from each other that scientists basically, they get boners every time they hit each

other because they never do so there's zero percent chance almost that you're gonna have to dodge asteroids you're more likely like yay we're going through an asteroid thing we're not going to get hit by shit right ever yeah it's not overwhelming it would make it far less exciting yeah if they weren't dodging you You guys ready for the asteroid belt? And then you just go through it and don't see a single asteroid? You're like, that was it. Kind of like going through a small town in Idaho. Don't blink.

Nope, there it goes. Speed trap. Well, that was good. That was good stuff. Cool. Learning stuff. That was fun. That was fun to look into that shit for.

Learning is fun. It is fun. Yeah, learn some new things. Cool. You guys want to do dick things now? No, this is not quite dick things. Damn it. We'll get back to some sex stuff, but first we have some good news.

Zach! So you're telling me there's a chance. Hooray, we are doomed. Yeah! Sports! All right. Another reason I love sports, like I needed one. Boban Marjanovic. Marjanovic.

Mm-hmm. Intentionally misses free throw, so San Fran... San... Jesus Christ. So fans win free chicken promotion. That was cool. That's so funny. That was a cool moment.

Yeah. Houston Rocket Center. Bolan... Bolan Marjanovic. Boban Marjanovic. Boban Marjanovic. Am I saying it right? Bohan? I don't know. Yeah, maybe Bohan. I'm not sure.

Boban Marjanovic sent fans into Los Angeles home happy and with full stomachs. Late into the fourth quarter of the Rockets season finale against the Los Angeles Clippers, Marjanovic went to the free throw line and proceeded to miss the first of two shots. As part of the Clippers promotion, if an opposing player misses two free throws in a row,

fans are treated to free chicken. I love it! Seemingly aware of what was at stake, Marjanovic took it upon himself to secure the fan base some chicken. The 7'4 center pointed to himself before attempting the second free throw which he clanked off the rim for another miss. Dude, that's so good. Watch the video. Yeah, I guess like a free chalupa night.

I got you. I got you. That is an attractive man. He is like 7'5", 7'6", some crazy shit. It looks like he would be perfect in, what, Big Friendly Giant? Yeah. Mike is a Big Friendly Giant. You want chicken?

Here's your child! A man of the people! A man of the people! Better than most! That'd be fun. Then just gets dunked on on the other end. That's fun. That is so good. So he used to on on the other end. That's fun. That is so good.

So he used to play for the Clippers. Oh, okay. And so he knew their promotion. Well, that's so funny. God, what a guy. What a guy. And what a silly promotion to put it like 100% in the hands of. Well, that encourages the crowd to get into it.

Yeah. I remember I have a friend, a good friend of mine. Um, we used to live in Spokane together. What's up Stevie? Beautiful. And we were,

remember going to a Spokane chiefs game. It's just must've been like probably 15, 16 years ago now. And there was something, I forget what it was, like what the goal was, but it just kept on, uh, making the, trying to get the crowd to chant Chalupa.

Like it would have like the, across the screen and everyone's just like, Chalupa! And I'm like, this is so fucking ridiculous. We're just laughing so hard. And then some player, I think maybe got a hat trick and everyone got fucking Chalupas. Yeah. He was so pumped. He was just handing out Chalupas everyone was just dancing out of the stadium. It was like, we are simple creatures.

It's, well, it is. Something free freaks people out. Just a fucking chalupa. It's funny, because I remember going to those games also, and getting free chalupas. Really? But I remember being, like, not really caring caring because if I wanted Chalupa I'll just go get one so now I have this coupon

and I feel obligated to go use it you think that going in and claiming it because there is a Taco Bell right by the Spokane Arena yeah they're right down the street you think that line was crazy like everyone's just honking and cheering just like CHALUPA

out the windows and just the cops had to show up in riot gear. Well, they're already there at the arena directing traffic, so they probably just sent another crew down to Taco Bell. They just hand them a helmet and like a shield. You're like, will you go contain the Chalupa crowd? I know. My wife, I told her, I know. We didn't think it would happen. No one thought tonight would be Chaluponite.

You don't have to tell me. Listen, everyone's got to put in the time. I was trying to get out of here early tonight. My wife is, I've just been putting in so many hours. I haven't seen my kids in three weeks. Like, you know, I hear you. We just never thought tonight would be Chaluponite. I'm upset too.

I'm upset too. I'm going, i'm heading over there here take a couple extra you know what here's give these to your kids three three chalupa flowers you get your christmas bonus you open it up it's the same chalupa coupons from the game you had to go work these don't expire for 14 years thanks boss fucking sick just had some laying around i took so many of these this night when you remember i made you go over there i went back inside and fucking put on a fake mustache and got at least 30 40 of these fucking jalopas dude that that is that is the that's one of the

things that um i love so much about not being at a like having a workplace to go to, all the stupid shit that the bosses try to do to keep the workers happy. Pizza party. Pizza day and all that. Everyone just wants more money. And they're like, here's pizza day. Can I have the money that you spent on a pizza, please? Yeah, just maybe walk around and hand everybody a 20 or something and just be like, thanks for your hard work.

Oh, man. Yeah, he's like, all right, remember, we're closing early. We got a big party planned. And then you're like, all right, great. And they just shut down the McDonald's that you're in and then give you McDonald's food. You're like, what the fuck is what? It's the last thing I want. You're like, good job.

Go get us Burger King, you son of a bitch. You cheap bastard. You don't even flame broil this shit This is a write off You don't care Just enjoy your fucking Big Mac I said this before in the show I'm pretty sure But there's Ben and Jerry's at the mall downtown

And we would go to watch a movie And there's a free ice cream day And the line I shit you not W not wraps around the mall people are waiting in line for a free ice cream cone that costs like two or three bucks and i get i get i'm saying this about the experience no fuck that like what's the experience waiting in line for two hours for something that costs you three bucks like i know people don't have a lot of money and so you want free stuff but like that's not i'm sorry your time your time is more way more

important yeah go go get something done you can get you can get a cheaper ice cream cone down the street at mcdonald's or something like if you really need it oh there's a couple i just i don't get it yeah maybe i'm missing something but I don't get it and the standing in line as part of the experience standing in line fuck that dude Indiana Jones right ice creams will never get in like the free ice cream cone

I'm never gonna get hey I saw a video not too long ago looked like a hammered Chad Kroger And someone's like hey sing something And he's like fuck you And they're like no come on

And he's like what? You'll sing Rockstar And he's like sang one line And he's like alright get the fuck out of here And I was like that's good Because why are you making him sing? He's just like in a bar with people And someone's like sing something

And he's like fuck you Do you want to sing an ice cream song? I don't remember the lyrics. I'm through with standing in lines of ice cream I'm never going to eat. Yeah. You know? The free promotion that I like. You just can't beat.

Pants feet. Hey, ice cream. Hey, hey. Pants feet Hey Ice cream Hey I'll just head down To another place Where I know There ain't a line To Stuff my face

Feed my face Yeah What the fuck Is everybody Waiting in line for Tell them what they want Yeah They're gonna get

A free ice cream That's not very big It's just a sample size So they can make you come back. Nice. You don't get sprinkles because that's an extra charge. That's an extra dollar or two. Tell them how much it is. Hey, I'm going to get some ice cream.

Wait, I'm going to get this lime. Yeah. Nice. I'm going to get some ice cream. Wait, I'm going to get some ice cream. Yeah. Nice. I'm out. Well, that was good. But it's a nice segue because we have a fucking song I want to show you coming up. Because we all just want ice cream. We want free ice cream cones.

Because we all just want free ice cream cones. but i ain't standing in line feeling all alone when i can walk right to the front down at mickey d's what you gonna get i'm going to vanilla cone but the but it's fucking broken now i'm walking back to stand in line with my free token. Why are they always broken? I fucking hate this place. Tell them how it's broken. Because McDonald's owns the place that fixes the machines.

So every once in a while I want to break down. Because then they can have to pay their own company to fix the machines. It's all one big monopoly. It's big ice cream and big burger and big rubber. Big rubber, big burger, big water. Is that a supersized? Big potato. You want to supersize that meal?

Yeah, upgrade to a big rubber. Alright, this next one, I'm excited. Zach! The internet is pretty wild. Depending on your browsing habits, you can either experience something super cool or go to prison. Crazy, right?

Let's check it out together as a couple. Hey, look what I found. Yes! That's awesome! Together as a couple. So our son Darren sent this in. I i mean there's nothing going on with the the video side of it it's just the audio and i probably immediately when i saw the email i got the fuck out of there so you wouldn't see it i just want to make sure that was taken care of

to surprise you and this particular guy, the Obscurist vinyl, has some amazing songs. There's some good ones. But I got this one, put it in, I listened to it probably like 15 times, just laughing so hard, and just sent it to so many people. I think it made its way to Miles Kennedy,

just so you guys know, the lead singer of Alter Bridge, for the ones that don't know. He lives here in beautiful... Yeah, so I sent it off to the GA singer of Alter Bridge, for the ones that don't know. He lives here. Beautiful! Yeah. So I sent it off to the GA, who I used to work at in radio, and he sent it off to people, and then Mike Miles wrote back, and he's like, this is fucking amazing.

Like, it's just one of those songs. And you might not think it's funny, but just really think about it. Just really give it a chance. When did it come out? I don't know. Not long. It was a little bit ago but it already it's racking up views but i'm hoping that this one has not found its way to to your ears out there if you guys are listening are you guys ready okay here we go i've been tugging these nips And I'm rubbing them again

See you in hell I don't give a shit I'm just a-rubbing and a-tugging my fucking nips Oh, golly My fucking nips I'll be in sea in hell I don't give a shit I'm just a-rubbing and a-tugging my fucking nips

The doctor said you need to stop Or you can kiss those nips Good bye I said, hey doc You can be a cop I'll tell your wife I'm comin' by See you in hell I don't give a shit

I'm just a-rubbin' and a-tuggin' my fuckin' nips Oh, golly Bring the horns in, baby! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before You can't tug your nips in the parking store Your dorks are fuckin' boring I cannot lie, I'll be tuggin' on these things Till I fuckin' die

See you in hell, I don't give a shit I'm just a-rubbin' and I-tuggin' my fuckin' nips. Whoa, that fuckin' sting. Tuggin', runnin', cruisin' and bleedin' my nips. I don't see no Lord. That fuckin' sting. I'm just a-rubbin' and a-tuggin' my fuckin' nips. Creep, creep, creep, creepy. Creepy, creepy.

Whoa. Rubbing and talking. Talking and rubbing. Bruising and bleeding. Mind in sorryarist sea Oh Oh Oh Oh

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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, shit. So that's new, but made to sound old. Yes, yes. And he has some really good ones.

You want to guess a little bit of another one? It's the same type of shit, dude. But when he just goes, he goes, there's something about it. I know you can't, I can't be tugging my nips in the department store. He's like, you dorks are boring. I don't give a shit.

I miss that part. See you in hell, be robbing my fucking nips just so funny dude i hear you doc you can suck a cock tell your wife that i'm coming by and then the horns see you in hell i don't give a shit so Ah! So these, this channel, this obscure, yeah, are these all like that, the channel? Yeah. At least the ones that I found. Here, listen to this one.

This is another funny one. I got my balls to my butt hole again. Oh my god. What did I do? I can't take a dump, cause now my balls are blocking up my butthole. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

But god, I pulled too hard. Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fucking yard. Oh god, I threw my balls through my butthole and gave it, oh my God What did I do? I can't take a dump, cause now my balls are blocking up my butt Quenching in the hot tub A lady doesn't want a life, I'm watching her man use a butter knife Face down, ass up, try and saw off the is that oh baby fucking please just take me back

i threw my balls through my butthole baby oh my god what did i do i can't take a dump cause now my balls are blocking up my butt oh movie what's shame on you this is so funny, dude. Would you say there's a jizz in the hot tub? Quit jizzing in the hot tub. Play that one. I haven't heard that one. And then we'll move off to get some emails in here. Turn it up. not as good no it's it's not as funny but like the it's just that old sound makes it funny

god damn shit would have been a hit back in the day if it was about a truck or a girl I know uh sorry

this is called I'd really like to get in your pants because I just shit mine turn it up a little I'd really like to get in your pants

because I just shit mine I just can't stop ruining Turn it up a little bit. I'd really like to get in your pants because I got shit in mine. I just can't stop ruining all of these pants. I'm just shitting and shitting and shitting and I ain't ever quitting. Trying to get in your pants because I keep fucking shitting in mine. I'd really like to get in your pants because i keep fucking shit yeah oh man obscure obscure is vinyl it's pretty funny i gotta play that one part before you get on the other one and uh where's like you dorks are boring i'll be rubbing my nips the day i die

okay one second let me go find it. It's not loading correctly. Oh, there we go. Okay, here we go. Okay, let me go get it. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Okay, here we go. Here we go. That's catching shit.

Oh, I'm a fucking stink. Tugging, robbing, bruising and bleeding my nips. I want to see you, oh Lord. I'm a fucking stink. I'm just a robin and I'm tugging my fucking nips. That sounds like, he could sing some metal, I bet you. He's got that tone in there. That is so funny. Just like a see you in hell.

And don't give a shit. Hey! I just arrived! Talking about fucking nips! Woo! Woo! Fucking stinks! Just be like, woo!

Just picture him doing it. Oh my god. There needs to be a music video for that for sure. Anyway, Darren, fuck yeah. Thank you so much for sending that in. God damn, dude. Talking about fucking nips that you sent it and some fucking huge rock stars have now heard it so that's because of you all right let's hear from

the kids all right let's hear what you guys think really you want to talk to me wow that's cool i mean between pants feet parked out by, Parked Out by the Lake, what are the other ones? Oh yeah, Sex on Me, and Rubbin' and Tuggin' My Nips. We got a big four right there. Can You Don't.

We could make an infomercial. Who can forget this classic? I don't give a shit! Rubbin' my my fucking nips. Fucking stinks. Or how about this timely classic? WW. Coming all over me.

I bring you way back to a time we all remember. Take you back to a simpler time. Simpler time. Parked out by the lake. Yes, sir. Good stuff. All right. Do you want to read the first one?

I'll read the second one. Yeah, you better read the first one. Or the lake. Yes, sir. Good stuff. Alright, do you want to read the first one? I'll read the second one. Yeah, you better read the first one. Or the second one. Alright, can, uh, so this is continuing on for more thoughts about the men versus women pain, Betty Beef. Betty Boof. Betty Boof. From a few weeks ago. Man, we've gotten so many about this

topic, everyone's pissed off. Or just sharing their opinion. Not many people are mad, but this one might do it. Go ahead. This do it eddie writes men can take shock pain and aching pain and get the job done because the the drive is to complete the job just like coming do what you want it yeah okay i guess i'll fucking come in the microwave uh the job job game or project yet they uh yet they complain about it yeah that's where women then think men can't handle the pain yet women don't really complain about the childbirth pain so that's probably the thought process women get the recognition of being superhero superheroes

just for uh being mother as well I read that line and I was like bro it's so funny you never read something and you're like oh this guy's making a oh shit oh no okay let's see if I can get through this you're so fucking special

I don't give a shit and think they're so great. They think you're so fucking special. Woo! I don't give a shit! Ba-dee-bee-bee-dee-boo! Rub it in, tuck it, fucking nips! Women always complaining about doing that fucking shit! Push the babies out, woo! Oh, that stings!

Just for being mothers, while men only really get appreciated or taken care of when hurt, however, broken down in the small scale of an injury, women stop I don't know. I'm probably wrong, Eddie. I don for the day i don't know i'm probably wrong eddie i don't know i mean you tell me i just got here i don't know i'm probably wrong no no i just got here eddie it just goes back to the same thing we've talked about like it's just everybody is different like some men fucking shut down or over dumb fucking shit i've seen it some women shut down over dumb shit some women play through crazy fucking injuries some men play through crazy

injuries uh it just very there's so much on the on the scale but goddamn eddie i can give a perfect example let's just give out eddie's email so we don't have to feel yeah the emails um so like if i start a project like i remember cutting down my grandma's tree With just a hand saw One time So you could fuck the birdhouse And I was Yeah Hey grandma

Where should I put my gun Where should I put my gun Put it in the birdhouse Do you have a ladder No Do you have a saw Alright Just fucking

Have a raging boner And a fucking chainsaw Cause No I I didn't even have a chainsaw Oh handsaw I had just like a I cut

I had to climb I cut this fucker down. Nobody comes to work. But I was in... My grandma was like, you want me to go get you? I was like, no, I got it. Because I was like, I started this thing with a handsaw. I'm going to finish this fucking thing with a handsaw. I didn't want the satisfaction of it being the saw.

I got this tool that will make this way easier. No, I started with a bad idea. It's right. I'm going to finish this bad idea. I fucked up when I got going on this project and I'm going to keep fucking it up. Isn't that a guy thing? I mean, it's such a fucking,

but so in the opposite, this is fine. My wife, like same thing. Like she, like I, we said this in that episode, I don't need to repeat it,

but like she just does things because they need to get done, not for recognition. And I think women do. Women, they just do that more. And I think guys work hard. You go out, you work on an oil rig, and you make the money to feed your family. And I think that that's the thing. I'm working my ass off to make this money to provide for my family. And my wife's getting all the credit for,

but she's just at home. Pushing, having babies. Yeah. Like a fucking pussy. So it's the other, it's that, that other side of it.

Like I'm doing all this. And what is she doing? Just watching TV. But would that, could that guy do the, all the shit that she does? Probably not. Just like she probably,

if she's doing that, she probably couldn't do the fucking oil rig job. So just be content that you're doing that and she's doing that and be fine with it. Don't compare each other. I hear you. All right. That's all I can say to you, Eddie. Can't wait for the emails.

And now we wrap up today's show with this dandy of an email coming in from our son, Eugene. He writes, hello, dads and Uncle Zach. Hey, Eugene. He didn't say call me Uncle Zach. Oh. Right? I will be sending an art thing I made tomorrow. I don't know why that was so funny to me.

I made an art thing, dad. It just leads to that. Hey, guys, I'll be sending something tomorrow. Anyway. Yeah. It's only taken me since last October. So now I'll be sending it due to my busy schedule, adding another image to the backside. I am just now getting to be able to send it. Okay. Got it. Now onto why I'm sending this messages. It has a April fools in the subject line. Monday was totally fun and totally not filled with any

pranks. Unfortunately talking about April's. It was a normal day. I drive to work where I work as a substance abuse counselor. Our secretary was out and the other counselor in the office was working at a different site for the day. I had taken a few phone calls where two of my morning clients had to reschedule for life reasons. Nothing out of the ordinary. Anytime a client doesn't show just means I have more time to get

slash keep caught up in the time to get slash keep caught up in the paperwork. Get slash keep caught up with paperwork? That's what it says. Want me to read this, Joe? Read this line. Go ahead. What does it say? Read the last line of that paragraph. What does it say? Okay. Anytime a client doesn't show just means I have more

time to get slash keep caught up in the paperwork. Anyway, I'm going to keep keep going it was about 9 30 when the coffee kicked and my tummy told me it was time to evacuate i love the fact of you being like you want me to take this one and still fucking no and then reading it that's exactly what it says yeah yeah you're like oh never mind uh 9 30 the coffee kicked in my tummy told me to get down i grabbed my coffee keys to or get out of bed I grab my coffee keys or my office keys to lock up our office

coffee keys to add to the fucking where did my office drink go lock up our office since we share space with a legal aid office on the same floor I walk to the bathroom and get about one step in when I realize someone is in the only stall in the space

as I'm backing out to close the door, I hear a voice say, Wait! I've been waiting for someone to come in. I have an emergency. It was at this point that the smell hit me and I no longer felt the need to use the bathroom. I then noticed the wheelchair sitting outside the stall.

The voice told me they rushed out of the legal aid office because nature was viciously calling them he only has one leg and he didn't see the step up into the stall which caused him to exert a little a little more energy which led him to shitting his pants and a mess all around and on the toilet god he asked if i have an extra set of pants or something to help. And he just says like with so much confidence, he goes, I don't carry any extra, uh,

extra pants normally. So I told him, I wish I could help. I just don't normally carry around pants. I then said I would check at the mini Mart on the same block. I leave. I asked the clerk at the store if they sell pants, which they don't.

Walking in there. And you're like like the little bell on the door just ding ding ding ding and you just walk up there like i know the answer already but you guys sell pants no all right bye no but we have these cool hats t-shirts with button-up t-shirts with flames on them and blue lightning bolts no i don't have any pants but we do have this American flag hat. And this is a NASCAR. Those things are hot. People keep buying the NASCAR hats.

You're like, no, I need pants, bud. A bandana with flames on it? That's all we got. Which, I mean, looks sick in a nighttime bowling league. I am back at the bathroom in less than four minutes, letting him know that there are no pants. Sorry, no pants.

But I got you some cheese sticks. I ask if there is anyone I could call for him that could come and help. He denies having anyone willing. His plan at this point was to clean up and remove the pants. He was going to use his coat to cover up, and he was going to use the sink to rinse his pants out. It wasn't ideal, but it was the best case given our lack of utility closet or cleaning supplies. I leave him to it. Alright, you

got it? Alright, bye. Even though I might be a bit of a dick for leaving him there, but I also think he has gotten himself this far on his own. You can handle it from here. You got yourself in it? Listen, my grandma once asked if I wanted the chainsaw when I was cutting down a tree with a handsaw and i said no and i think that's kind of what you're doing

that applies you got you shit your own pants you can unshit your pants well some people might get offended if you offer to help them yeah that's true i go back to my office and call the maintenance office to let them know the situation i go back to doing my notes and trying to unsee that crime scene. This was all said and done by about 10 a.m. I hear a knock at our main door at 1130. It was the guy in the wheelchair with one leg and no pants. He again asked if I had any pants.

I was wondering if you I know it hasn't been that long, but I was wondering if you came into some pants. It was clear he didn't recognize my voice and that it was actually me that was trying to help him earlier. He's just going around. I mean, this is going to sound crazy. I just, I didn't, I guess guy was trying to help me.

I didn't trust him. I just went down to the mini mart and asked if they had any pants. They didn't. Do you have any pants? Told him I didn't have any, but I did have a blanket in my car. I grabbed my keys, locked the door, and we ride the elevator down to the street. He told me he started washing his pants out in the sink and he fell asleep for about an hour before he knocked on my door what a mystery this guy is like fucking trying to solve a riddle

fuck dude i gave him the blanket i had my truck and wished him luck on his day. I don't know where he went now. And that was a week later. What sticks with me is why did he need to tell me you fell asleep while washing his pants out? And also how do you fall asleep in that kind of emergency? I'm a substance abuse counselor. So I have my thoughts about it. That's what I was going to say. But this is the random thought that keeps coming back to me in these quiet moments on a side note i go home to my daughter being pissed off because one of the boys shit and used a bunch of toilet paper and failed to flush then none of the boys wanted to fess up which led to a shit-filled toilet for a few hours until i intervened by saying it gets fixed or they will all band together and deep clean the whole

uh it says the they will deep clean to hold their whole bathroom that's what it said i'm not sure it was anonymously flushed five minutes later kids right well mondays your son eugene but that that would haunt me like imagine like two years from now you're just at a restaurant and so the guy really goes do you have any pants you're like where have you been i have so many questions you can't do that to me just falling asleep hey uh this is gonna sound weird but he's a waiter he's he rolls over he has like you don't like notice who it is at first and he's like all right we're our specials tonight or blah blah and he goes you sound crazy do you have any pants and you look

up and you're just like what where have you been where have you been oh anyway wild stuff eugene i love it all right that's episode 97 we keep going bonus content every single week and you can access it if you support us on Patreon. Just pick whatever tier is right for you. Patreon.com slash CanYouDon'tPodcast. Woo! Fucking stings! Instagram, Facebook.

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Joke. Zach! Good God. Wrap it up already, huh? I just, I can't. Like, where is that guy right now? I don't know. What is he doing?

I hope he's surrounded by just a pile of pants. He has more pants than he knows what to do with. Yeah, just an abundance. Abundance of all different types of pants. I've always thought about that with cargo pants. Like how cool it would be to just put more cargo pants in the pockets of your cargo pants. Yeah. Maybe that's what that guy should be doing.

Just more pants. Or like throw a backpack over the back and just have an extra pair in there. Yeah, I'm not sure what he's doing. Well, he could just cut one of the legs off. Oh, yeah. He could just fucking get so many pants if you only had to use half the pant. You have to use one pant. All right, are you ready for the joke?

Mm-hmm. Ready? Okay. Imagine if a female pirate had to get a replacement boob. That would suck, wouldn't it? Get it? Wouldn't it? Wouldn't it?

Ha! Feels like a bag of sand. What was that, 40- yeah oh i just squeeze it felt like a bag of sand what have you ever touched a what was that one post some guy was uh i think it's like a famous reddit post dude it's so good but he's asking for advice on how to like like finger a girl he's like the only thing i know about it is that it's just like feeding a horse because like any advice like i know it's like feeding a horse but it's like feeding a horse and just picture it a horse mouth And now it's down there

It's like oh my god It's gums and teeth Here you go You gotta make sure your hand's flat Of course I know it's like Just like feeding a horse With any other advice I'm glad to hear it

Any other details Any other details would really help me out I'm in a pinch Okay that's it Bonus stuff coming up Bye Yeah Alright Any other details would really help me out. I'm in a pinch. Okay, that's it. Bonus stuff coming up. Bye. Yeah.

All right. Yeah. Oh, right. My next. Bye.