Can You Don't? - Can You Don't? | Puppets. China. Breakfast. Sand Castle.

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

Do you think if you and your friends returned back to a hotel after a night of partying you could run the whole business because there were no employees in the building? Let's talk about that, what movie you wish you could watch again for the first time, an old lady using a knife to break into your bathroom stall, how poorly Joe would do in today's China, and more on this episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/bxcYHqV7uKESend in segment content: [e-mail]: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: [e-mail]: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and Tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Puppets. China. Breakfast. Sandcastle. I've got big news, everybody! What? Yeah. Were you waiting to share this? Yeah. Well, no. You knew it was coming. But my pen pals wrote back.

I got a little message here from the Department of Homeland Security! What are you talking about, pen pals? This is exciting. Yeah, I mean, it looks like this time I'm getting fined $390 for my $40 Switchblade. So just wanted to... That's it? Hold on. Just seal that up. And this is what...

God damn it. And I was talking about this. I don't know yet for 100% sure. But I think that my TSA pre-check is going to work now because the last time it got taken away for an entire year, they didn't say that in the letter. They just said, hey man, send us a bunch of money and you're good to go. Do that the first time.

I would have rather have done that and then I had to stand in line pissing off Cassie. Stand in line like the peasant? Like a peasant. 45 minutes, she's already hanging out in all the Alaska lounge. Just hammered already. 15 drinks deep.

Yeah. Has like a shrimp kebab. So how's it going? Already hitting on her. Like, I'm almost there. I'm about to take my shoes off. She goes, you fucking idiot. I don't take my shoes off from nobody.

Never have, never will. What's that, brother? Just a quick reminder. I hope that knife is worth nobody. Never have, never will. That's right, brother. All right, just a quick reminder. I hope that knife is worth it. I'll let you know. Probably not. I bought a replacement. It's plastic.

It's a whole thing. We got the new studio. We do. And a lot of people writing in, wanting to send stuff in so we can decorate Zach's new cave. Yeah. He's got his own little spot back there. So if you want to send in a physical item, do not care what the fuck it is.

Just do it. You'll find a link in the episode description. Could be a dildo that sticks on the wall. Yeah. Bling bling bling bling. I'll never get any work done. Every time we talk to him, we're like, what the fuck is that in the background? He's just batting around a dildo. That suction cup to the computer screen.

Yeah. Hey, I got some messages from people saying, since you guys are now in Spokane, the studio, is that other one

still legit? Yeah, it's still, that is still the place to send stuff. Yeah, the P.O. box. That's where the

business is registered. It's just the studio. The studio just moved over. Now we don't have to send out a bunch of messages. Yeah, don't just calm down. Studio just moved over. But again. Now we don't have to send out a bunch of messages. Yeah, don't just calm down. But thank you for sending stuff in. I'm always so excited.

No, I know. Not you. The listeners. Oh. Just getting mad at you for no reason? I thought you were. No, no, no. Dude, calm down.

Ooh, you gotta send a message. You know how many messages I send a day? On a day? In a day? Next week is episode 69. So buckle up, kids. It's gonna be a real treat for you in a day? Next week is episode 69. So buckle up, kids. It's going to be a real treat for you.

Thanks to everyone who signs up on Patreon. You'll find a link to that in the episode description. Of course, you want to send stuff in. Hey, guys, at canyoudontpodcast.com. Did you know that we have some new merch available right now? I did not know that. Let me tell you more about it. Oh, tell me. Yeah.

Canyoudontpodcast.com. We have what we. Yeah. CanYouDon'tPodcast.com. We have what we're calling the Can You Don't Bold Face Hoodie. Okay? If you're watching on YouTube, you can see it right now. We'll make a social post all about it. We got two different options. We got the zip-up. Then we have the one that is not a zip-up.

Just a hooded sweater. It kind of, you know what it kind of looks like? What? It's kind of, I don't know like, it's very Halloween-y. Yeah. So it's kind of got like a, what's that movie? The Blair Witch little spooky thing to it a little bit. It's got a little like a, kind of that distressed font.

And it just says CYD across the front. And on the zip-up hoodie, it zips right down the middle of the Y. It just has that kind of that cool little rocker distressed vibe to it yeah i can see you wearing that you're a black hoodie guy i am i love my black hoodies i for the first i don't know first two weeks we started like two years together doing stuff and like putting stuff together i think you wore the same hoodie same thrice hoodie yeah yeah over and over again it's just day. I thought maybe you had like six or seven of them. Yeah, I mean,

no, just one. Makes me feel nice and safe. I get it. Safe and binky. I get the safe clothes stuff. It's just binky. It's my little binky.

There's always a little spot that was wet. Yeah. The strings are actually kind of wet because I always chew on them like a toddler. Yeah, I do that. And if you are looking at the prices of the two, it was a conscious decision. You'll see that the non-zip-up one is expensive. It's $76.

Okay? We know that's a lot. But the only way to get any sizes right now was to get the premium brand sweater. If you wanted medium, large, or even extra large, even 2X, they were completely sold out on any of the other options. Thanks, Obama. Yeah, so way better to at least have it available. They assured me. I talked to customer service.

They said, they're nice. These are the ones. I was like, okay, fuck it. We'll throw it in there. So if you're looking at the price gap, that is the reason why. It was just to make sure you could even buy it in the first place. Well, it's not just because we're trying to price gouge. No, fuck it. We'll throw it in there. So if you're looking at the price gap, that is the reason why. It was just to make sure you could even buy it in the first place. Well, it's not just because we're trying to price gap. No, absolutely not.

Trust us. CanYouDon'tPodcast.com. And then speaking of merch, big thanks to our son, Scott. Fucking Scott. I don't know. I'm reaching down here. I was talking to him a while back, and he was like, hey, I want to send in some custom shirts. And on the spot, I couldn't figure out anything that I wanted or that I wanted for Zach on a shirt. But I immediately thought of something that you would want on a shirt.

I was going to say, did you even ask me? There you go. I'm not going to ask you. Check that out. What's that say there on the front? Yeah. It says, I can almost read On the back Hawaiian with a Y

What is that? Silly goose on the sleeves Oh my god, it's like a jersey I know His name's Scott I'm gonna call him Scotty B I'm gonna pop it on Put that baby on there man

I'm gonna have to do a whole thing We'll figure it out It's all worth it In the meantime i'm just gonna shake these peaches oh what a sound all right i gotta pop the ears out the more i shake these the worse the whole jar looks uh okay well you put that baby on we'll move on to the next uh the next segment hey zach Zach! Hey, shut up. It's not the show already. Okay. So we've got a non-would-you-rather for this week. Okay?

Okay. And it's going to require some thinking in the brain. Deep down inside there. I don't even know where this came from. It was in the email, but it was sent from me, and it was from like a fucking year ago. It says, from it was in the email but it was sent from me and it was from like a fucking year ago it says what movie do you wish you could watch again for the very first time like you've never seen it like remember your reaction yeah like your little first go through first run down god that looks

good on you yeah looking fly i read. It accentuates my muscles. Look at you. Silly goose. Silly goose. The names for your biceps. Yeah, silly. You want some silly? And goose.

Silly goose. Please always use that forever. Love it. So is there any movie that pops up right off the bat for you guys like one oh yeah mine always mine always jumps back to like childhood stuff i mean i do have i don't know the the examples i was able to think of kind of do run the gamut between more recent to kind of middle to way back zach you said you went oh yeah what, oh yeah. What do you have? Yeah, I think I would go back and watch The Fifth Element again.

Because that movie, I did not know what to expect. Yeah. And I'd never seen anything like it where it was silly, but still very sci-fi cool. And so that movie would just, yeah, I'd go back for that word.

Like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah, had the jokes in there. Kind of a diehard, but in a better sci-fi setting and lilu dallas monty pass so it's good times okay also there's a movie called enemy at the gates i yeah the war one yeah yeah the russian soldier vasily saitev story and that was i don't know what it just hit me hard so i'd watch that again enemy at the gates was that the one with the whole scene where he was laying down pretending to be dead? Yep. That is it?

Yeah. Dude, that's the scene where I was like, oh, man. I was 18. I was 18. He's like, no, I don't know. It's like he pretended to be fatally shot, but had to just lay in a pile of his own soldiers. And then the Nazis shot into that pile. Yeah, they walked through and just riddled it because of that exact reason that people faking to

be dead to get out of it. So they just walked to you. Didn't they end up, did they end up hitting him? He had to bite the bullet on it. Literally. I think it missed him just a little bit. Yeah. Okay.

I thought maybe it hit him, but he had to like, no, not to make any noise. He's like, exactly. That was one of many movies that made me want to be a sniper when I was young. I know. Right. That was the one i guess so like god this is super cool to watch someone fake to be dead well i guess if you're a sniper you're probably not laying down in a pile of bodies right no that's not ideally that's a bonus yeah not ideally it's a bunch of snipers but it's like a paparazzi like sniperniperazzi? You show up like a... Yeah, and you're pointing out a window and before you hear like a noise,

you look up and another guy's over the top of you. Like looking out the same window. Get your own window. I've been here for 30 days. Get your own window. And he's like, no. Hey, Joe, it's me again. This is a great window.

And then you hear like a little gun noise. You look over your left shoulder. God damn it. It's your other friend. You're all sharing the same window. It's a really good window. Your gun's too loud. The curtains are blowing in that window.

Let me come to your window. God, I never get to shoot you, buddy. Our guys always take my sniper spot. They're like, they're blowing their cover over some bullshit. God damn it. Can I borrow your pad? Yeah, they're in the middle of an argument. Psst, do you have any extra bullets? And there's like a dude down there he's like yeah he's like what the fuck hey guys guys

bazooka bazooka that one hey hey jeff let's pop a pop an rpg up in that in that window right there you know you see the one with the four guys arguing? They're not even looking. Just shoot them. They're so dumb right now. They're so dumb. This is going to be so funny. You got it? Okay, go. Got them. Brian, do you have a movie that comes to mind or movies that come to mind? Well, the first things that come to mind

are like serious, those movies that you watch. You're like, holy shit, that was a good movie. And for some reason, I really liked it. I really liked. This is why I felt like Daddy Gave Me 14. Right. Yeah.

I was like, oh, wow. Like DP Bonanza. See that again for the first time. I thought 13 was going to be the peak. And I was like, how can they outdo this? Well, 14 won an Oscar. Yeah. Yeah.

I won something. Won a Tony. Tony Bowl. Why is that so funny? You think about a porn winning a Tony? Aren't they called Witties or something? Yeah, they're Witties. Yeah.

Something like that. Of course they are. What else are they going to be? No dick talk today. Oh, yeah. That's next week. That's next week. Sorry.

Straighten up, Joe. dick talk today oh yeah that's next week that's next week sorry um straight up joe so my my my first instinct was to think of movies like like really good movies they were like holy shit that was a good movie for some reason uh the remake of um uh grandma 12 310 to yuma oh yeah okay show like that was like holy fuck that was a good western kind of like watching it now um and then there's a lot of serious movies i like oh god that like wow they did a good job it'd be so cool to see that again having not seen it and i get the nostalgia thing too like comedies ace ventura anything chris farley but i don't know if they would be the same now because without the nostalgia are they still as funny and also being not nine yeah that's what i'm saying like you're growing up your your your comedies also changed all that yeah so so then i

was thinking like what are just some like ridiculous movies that are just would be so fun to watch again but with like a group of friends because the first time i watched this movie i'm thinking of i watched it by myself because i heard about it and it was like oh man i wish someone was watching this with me and that movie is this should have been a shared experience right this should i should have been in the sauna burger king yeah sorry if i okay i if we watch this i will go to the sauna with you yes exactly i want to watch ginger dead man with you guys. Ginger Dead Man? Yeah. I've not heard of that.

It's a shitty horror movie that came out. God, I look obese in this shirt. What? But you can almost read. I look like an overweight silly goose. Pick and choose your battles, bud. Wear that thing proud. I just happened to glance over like

hooked on phonics almost worked for me not quite almost um so it's starring gary bucey nice told me already who becomes through some supernatural thing becomes a mass murderer known as the ginger dead man. Okay. And it's like, it's basically like Chucky, but it's a fucking gingerbread man. Do you think that Gary Busey was there? They wrote the script with him in mind?

Probably. There wasn't like, I don't know. They didn't have, I don't know. Al Pacino. Yeah. Some crazy,

amazing actor in mind. And then they're like, I don't know. think gary bucey could probably do it they wrote it for like samuel jackson yeah or denzel washington they're like i don't know let's give just give bucey a shot you tell they have their they have their list and it's just a top one top two gary bucey and then gary bucey is one of the the levels leonardo dicaprio gary bucey it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah brad pitt leo tom i don't want you to give away too much i won't what is Ginger Dead Man about? I basically just told you. I know, but where does it go?

I mean, it's... Is that why it's amazing? Where does Chucky go? Into the fireplace? Well, this is going to be my honk about it. So I was going to elaborate a little bit more. Okay, I like that. I think it's something maybe we should watch together.

As a couple? Yeah. As a couple. As a throuple? As a throuple. Thrapple? Thrapple. That sounds a little more violent than a throuple.

And it could be. So to answer the question, there are a lot of really good movies that I could pick or like any of the Back to the Futures. I don't know if they would hold up like they did because a lot of it's pure nostalgia. There's no nostalgia, nothing based on this. This is purely just like, God, it would be so fun to watch that with a group of people having never seen it.

Okay, I like that. I like that concept. We'd love to make that happen. And a lot of people listening right now, before I get into just the ones that I'm going to pick, you're hearing this right now. What movie do you wish you could watch for the very first time? Because there's a ton of stuff out there that I've going to pick. You're hearing this right now. What movie do you wish you could watch for the very first time?

Because there's a ton of stuff out there that I've never seen. So you're going to send something in to us. And we're going to go watch it for the first time. And we're going to go watch it

for the very first time. We can be you. You can put us. So go to heyguys at canyoudontpodcast.com in your favorite email browser. Depending on your age, too. Like if you're, you know,

let's say you're in your 60s or 50s you might have something completely different someone listening to the show is 25 you know and that wide spectrum of yeah of shit's going to be interesting i just thought of another one just down the nostalgia lane but i'm not gonna go into it fucking jurassic park i fucking first one it was in my it was in my thoughts i was young and it got me into dinosaurs i mean for fuck's sake i tried to make a makeshift dinosaur fossil dig museum up a canyon noise yeah i'm sure osha violations a galore but okay jurassic park um on a more serious note, I guess recently, just Joker. Just Joker.

Did you love it? With Joachim Phoenix. One of the best movies I have seen in many, many years. So dark. So good. Cinematography. The scoring. The writing. The acting.

Acting! Yes. Lighting was a little weak though, right? That's part of the thing. The director of photography could have stepped lighting was a little weak though right yeah that's part of the director of photography could have stepped it up a little bit can you imagine a movie where everybody wins every award but the lighting guy doesn't like it just runs the show and the lighting guy gets skipped for some other fucking what some other batman thing they get called up to you know how they sometimes they get all as a group all the producers they're like

no dude you gotta stay they're like no you just like the whole row is gone and the lighting guy's sitting in the row still they're all doing like to thank god and he's just up there adjusting lights to make sure they look good while they win their awards sure you can light it now yeah you were shit where Where were you? You know? Whenever that was shot. In the Batman universe, again, another quick hit,

The Dark Knight. Yeah. It's just, I wish I could see that one for the first time. But have you seen The Fountain? Yes.

No. I don't think so. Hugh Jackman. Zach, you've seen it? So good, yeah. Hugh Jackman? Yeah. Like a super unknown movie.

And I will will admit the first time i watched it how i was just like what the fuck i saw it in the theater and went what the fuck what the fuck did i just watch and it doesn't have good reviews awful reviews like people are like fucking stupid makes no sense is that what they wrote fucking stupid yeah it was all caps it was like fucking stupid or whatever. But it was way back, you know. So they're like, I want my $3 back. Right now you're like, I want my $4.01k back.

Yeah. $4.01k. $4.01k, but you get a free popcorn. Regal rewards. It's a hell of a deal. Yeah. But The Fountain, it is a mindfuck movie. I don't know where it is in Hugh Jackman's list.

It has to be early on. It was like 2001 or 2002. I think it was 2006. I was just searching for it. What? Oh, maybe. It says 2006. I remember watching it, pirated version of it.

Those websites, you know, we just rip everything. I remember watching that on a very old flat screen tv that was six feet wide we all know what i'm looking at oh yeah and uh you know somehow hooking up the computer to that baby and watching it with my friends do you remember the movie what dreams may come with robin williams i know but i i know the movie i never remember doubtfire almost It's basically the sequel. Hello! But Wet Dreams May Come kind of reminds me of The Fountain. You can say Wet Dreams May Come? Wet Dreams May Come.

Wet Dreams or what? What? I thought you said Wet Dreams. Wet Dreams, I may come. The last three times you said it, I thought it was Wet Dreams May Come. Careful when you're looking that one up. And I was like, yeah, they fucking for sure will. That's what a wet dream is, Zach. Wet dreams may come. Careful when you're looking that one up. And I was like, yeah, they fucking for sure will. That's what a wet dream is, Zach.

Wet dreams will come. Robin Williams taught me something, but I didn't know what he taught me. Okay, I love that. Love that. Still teaching. Robin Williams is. This has nothing to do with movies, but whenever I'm taking a shower with Cassie, he uses the face wash every time.

Hello! Hello! Hello! And she's over it. But I still think it's funny because, you know, it's the exact same thing. She was over it the first time. Well, I got to get over it. I'm just hoping

in the longer, you know, 15 years from now it's going to be funny again. Fair. So real quick, this is a topic for another discussion for another time. But it has something

to do with the movies. I love that. I want to talk about this more with Zach too because I don't think we ever talked about it. Zach Flannery? Yeah. Movies that like, so like Star Wars or early Batman, things like that. And then you look at

the movies now that they came out. There's going to be diehard Star Wars fans that say you're a fucking idiot. But i like the new movies um and i'm comfortable saying that and i'm also comfortable being a huge star wars fan of the old movies um but it's cool to see what modern day thought process going into filmmaking what is capable because star wars is an awesome movie the original series but they're cheesy as fuck when you watch them now. They're still great. Cheesy as fuck. But then you see what is capable and actual

shooting, like cinematography, where they don't look cartoony anymore. They look like a legit fucking amazing. And they do that with The Black Knight or The Dark Knight and all that. So I would love to see if people, you could go back, if like, erase your memory. Like, which one would you rather watch?

Like, honest opinion. That's a good one. Having never seen Star Wars originals versus the new ones, in today's age with the modern way that filmmaking is now, what would you rather watch? Because if you say the old ones, it's probably your nostalgia talking. Because it's not great filmmaking. So what you're saying is there's a wrong answer what we're saying is if you don't say the thing it's not the jj abrams movie you're wrong right i would watch mandalorian over the the old stuff yeah and i guess that's a

topic for another time too like uh what series would you watch again for the first time breaking bad i mean that's anyway well let's let's move on let's move on let's move on but there's because there's i mean there's plenty we could go on forever um okay hey zach go ahead hey hey what's up babe what are you thinking about uh you know nothing actually you know what i'm thinking about a lot of shit what What are you thinking about? Let me paint a picture for you. Paint a what, bro? I'm not a very good painter. Paint a what, bro?

And I hope that there's other people out there that have seen this infomercial. And it's not even the main focus of what we're going to talk about for what we're talking about today. I watch an embarrassing amount of the Game Show Network. I mean, America says... That's no joke. I came over one day. And it was just on TV. Whatever. You weren't even in the room. It was just on.

Yeah, it's on right now in the living room. Right now. As we record this in the living room, the Game Show Network is on. So this commercial plays to the audience. And what they're selling, it's a prayer clock. Okay? And I mean, nothing wrong with that.

What is a prayer clock? I'm glad you asked. For six easy payments of $29.99. The prayer clock can be yours. Zach, bring it up on the same. Is it sent down from Jesus? No. It is a Jesus clock. 99. The prayer clock can be yours. Zach, bring it up on the same. Is it sent down from Jesus? No.

It is a Jesus clock. And instead of a cuckoo bird, it reads you a Bible verse at the top of every hour. Nice. And it's narrated by this fella. James Earl Jones. So, like in the, oh, shit, my ass. My screen was flickering. Glitching out.

Well, hopefully we fixed that. So it's got the base to it. And I don't know how many different ones again. I don't know if it's randomized. I have no idea. Is it really him or is an AI version of James Earl Jones? Listen, I didn't go to the company. I haven't sat down for an interview with them.

They could have done an AI version, whatever it may be. The infomercial is so fun. Like they're doing shit. And then everybody pauses and leans in to hear the... And then everyone smiles and nods. It is perfect. So we get to see it? No, I'm not showing it. You can look it up on your own time.

What? It's not the main focus. I'm not talking about a prayer clock. Prayer cock? No fucking Jesus prayer cock. I should say this for number 69. Every time I get a boner, it's just... Yeah, I think it's a boner. It's like, thou shall not steal. Yeah, thou shall not put this for number 69. Every time I get a boner. I think it's a boner.

It's like, thou shall not steal. Yeah. Thou shall not put this in their mouth. Shall cover thy navel's wave. And you're like, thanks, James Earl Jones. But looking at it, I was like, that's so. Baseball. I was like, what is the market for this?

Like in 2023, what is the market for this Jesus prayer clock? And I was like, seems it's kind of a little old school. Just, I mean, take Jesus out of it. Hey, Jesus, take a walk. Yeah. Go on a three-day vacation in a cave somewhere.

Go over there. Nerd. Walk across the pond and go do something. Friggin' dweeb. So get Jesus out of it. I mean, a wall clock. I've got a wall clock.

But again, like our kids are going to have houses and I would almost say with 100% certainty there's no wall clocks. Yeah. Like it's just one of those things.

It's a little old school. Um, and then as I could stop more and more about things that are old school, I don't know how I guess transitioned into like gas, like gas things. Like, like you have, you have a Tesla.

You forgot what gas was. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, my lawnmower still takes gas. Okay. So you have a, you're dabbling in the gas.

The only time I go to a gas station, fill up my gas, my gas lawnmower. Do you write Oh, okay. So you're dabbling in the gas. The only time I go to a gas station is to fill up my lawnmower. Do you ride it down? That'd be fun. Well, I've only mowed once this year. Okay. So. I was over at your house, actually, last night.

I was going to say, which house? Yeah. I don't. It's not a hobby of mine. Just going over to your friend's house, judging their grass length. I let it get long enough to where it gets heavy and just sort of lays over. And covers the rest of it? Yeah.

To comb over? Yeah, to comb over. It's exactly what it is. You grow a lawn to cover all the bald spots? Yeah. You let it do a comb over with your lawn? And then I just wait for fall for the leaves to come down. And it's like, well, now everyone's lawn looks the same.

Now my lawn's wearing a hat. Mm-hmm. Yeah, no problem. It's a wig. No, so I was thinking about gas. And then this thought just happened. I was sitting there and looking at it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, no problem. It's a wig. No, so I was thinking about gas. And then this thought just happened. I was sitting there and looking at it. I was like, oh, my God.

How funny would it be if you had a gas-powered Jesus clock? Like, and then just expand that to other household appliances like you have a fucking gas-powered microwave and a gas-powered coffee pot i love the idea of like you have like a little minute like a teacup but it's a gas can and you're walking around and because my wife walks around and like fills up uh she fills the plants. There's plants all over the house. What is the plants? She fills. God damn it. Dude. I don't know what she's doing half the time. Dude, when she goes on vacation, those plants suffer. Hey, babe, can you do one thing for me?

Yeah, can you fill the plants? She didn't say with what. Yeah. You filled them with air. Yeah, I just go around and pour gasoline in all of them. A little lighter, catch it on fire. Yeah, a little k with air. Yeah. I just go around and pour gasoline in all of them. A little lighter, catch it on fire. Yeah, a little kerosene. Listen, I'm saving you time.

You're going to hate this right now, but I'm saving you a whole chunk of time in the long run. But no, just take all these different appliances and you have to fucking pour gas on them. Like your TV. Like you're behind it. You're like, what do you guys want to watch? And you're sitting there going. The volume's at 100 all the time you turn the TV

down I can't I can't it's loud it's muted yeah it's muted no it's

that's how loud our TV is you need to get a better muffler for your TV right and then like the more it has

to do graphic processing the higher the RPMs get so it's an intense part of the movie It's like Changes gears like it's like excitement You'd start redlining go

Baby Get off it get on get off it, get on it. Get off it, get on it. Get off it, get on it. That's right, just flirting with the top. Flirting with the top. Yeah, it's a balancing act. It's a dance.

But I mean, like trying to- Like an alarm clock. Trying to sleep with an alarm clock. Well, imagine you waking up too late, and your boss is like, why are you late? Oh, my alarm clock ran out of gas. Oh, okay, get in here. Oh, I've had that. Who hasn't had that happen?

Yeah, the old alarm clock run out of gas routine. And then they don't have to all run on just gas. Like, what if you have a, what, a two-stroke? Yeah, the 50-50 mix. Yeah, you got a two-stroke air fryer. You're like, Timmy, I told you. I would love to make you chicken nuggets right now. What'd I say?

I don't have any fucking oil to put in the air fryer. Because if I did, I'd cook you your fucking chicken nuggets. I want mommy. It's not. You ask so many times. Do you know how expensive oil is? It costs 20 times as much as your chicken nuggets. God, I can't believe I bought this fucking two-stroke air fryer.

They told me I needed electric. But they said it'd be more powerful if I got the two-stroke. Just so mad. I love the idea of that being a thing and now time to where this push for electric but you're still clinging it's like gas powered prayer yeah you're you're clinging to your gas powered car and stuff but it's like a prayer clock and like it goes off and you're like james earl jones like he's trying to read it he's like he's like yeah just uh what well i'm starting to think like i have a Yeah, just What? Well, I'm starting to think like

I have a Bluetooth speaker When it gets low on battery, it's like Charge, please, or whatever James Earl Jones going, fill me up, please Fill me up with gas, please Please Defeats the whole purpose You have a Bluetooth speaker, but you have to put gas in it?

Oh, man, what a world Or like Getting on a zoom meeting like like hey joey can you um can you turn your laptop down i mean just the motor is humming right now i know i need i know i need to get a new one you're going to class and the teacher's like, he's like, okay, everybody, if you wouldn't be, uh, if you'd be so kind, can you please,

uh, turn the choke down on your cell phone? The joke. I love it. It's basically like a fucking, uh, generator sound. Like the whole house is just sounds like a generator.

You'd always, you would, you would always know if you're in like in your school you didn't the person who didn't pull the spark plug on their phone because they're trying to muffle it and they're like what if it had that cool modified boat exhaust on it just that the sound where it's in the water yeah get glass back to your phone what was that get glass back to your phone yeah they're in like the like you put them in soundproof casing well imagine this so like you i mean it's you're

running gas so you that that it has to go somewhere so you would need mufflers yeah so like exhaust and your your house would have like a maze of little bitty mufflers running throughout the house. Yeah. Right? Or you'd have to figure out a way to run along the things. Just got to leave the windows open. Look at that little muffler.

Oh, it's so cute. Yeah. Little mini muffler. Yeah. You're just trying to like just make some toast. That's weird. I was just thinking about toasting. You got to fire up your toaster.

It's so light, but you have to have a pull string. It's like, the bread's flat. Or just a little mini one. Yeah. Or every time you have to use your phone. Yeah. Like, hang on, I got to make a call. Hello?

It's just going. Sorry. Sorry. Can you hear me now? Let me adjust the muffler. Is that better? Is thatler. Is that better? Is that better? Is that better?

Yeah. Every phone is getting like, the new product is how they can cancel out muffler sound. I don't know. All the apps. Just a funny thought. No, it's a hilarious thought. And it's especially funny now because the people that are clinging to gas versus the people that are going electric and i'm not saying that as a person that's oh i'm going electric i just like the car everybody else

just like just insists on killing the environment i don't it's for me it's not about the i fuck it kill the environment i don't care i just want electric cars so i don't have to stop and get gas and they're so fast oh and they're really fast. Zero to 60 in 1.5 seconds or something. Zero to 60. Well, mine's 3.7 seconds. Wow. So, but yeah, I'd like to see a gas-powered car do that. That's not a fucking dragster. Okay, let's take a look at some dick.

Let's do some dick stuff. I thought we weren't doing any dick in this episode. Well, you know what I mean. I mean, this is dumb, interesting, or cool. Oh, you don't want to show me your dick. You want to... Oh, great. That's next week.

The actual segment. Yeah, I'm going to flap it in your nose next week. Oh, okay. Are you ready? From there, you probably could. Zach! You snake the toilet? Is it dumb?

Is it interesting? Is it cool? Then it's dick. Then it's dick. Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Dick all over you. Dick all over you. What you got?

What do I have? I have an interesting story for you, Joe. Well, that's good. Because dumb, interesting, or cool? It's a little bit dumb. Not very cool. Okay. So... It's a dick. Okay, Rushel Okay Rushel

Russian officials Explained photoshopping Dead soldier Into Ward's photo That sounds like A Russian thing to do And So I guess

Zach If you could pull this Okay I see it Up on Oh there it is God damn it I'm here what Look at the hand

Nevermind It's Yeah Look at his right hand. Yeah, they didn't cut out the white. Wow. What is that? Wow.

And then the dude posing for it. Being like, no, no, no, this is going to be great. What the fuck? And that's a picture of him alive, but it still looks like they couldn't give him some more color. He's just dead in the eyes. Yeah, and the skin. So what happened? Let me explain what happened here.

Russian officials offered an explanation on Tuesday for photoshopping a soldier who was killed in the war in Ukraine in a photo that shows him receiving an award. Just so we're clear, it's not funny that he's dead. Right. The Republic of Bashkortnison.

It seriously looks like. The Republic of. Also known as. The Republic of Russia. The administration of. District published a photograph. On July 18th. That shows a soldier of.

The Italian. Arthur. Sotegi. receiving a medal from a military commissar for participating in the war. Russia and media outlets and commentators quickly pointed out that the image was photoshopped. What the fuck is this? According to officials, Sotegi was wounded. Okay, I'm not going to make fun of the guy anymore. Sultan Ghalib was wounded and hospitalized with a serious illness in January. He died on September 24th and was buried on Monday. Sad.

Okay. We admit, using Photoshop, yes, the acting head of District Salvatab Gilneve. We're busted. Got us again. He explained that Sultan Agif came to an awards ceremony in a t-shirt and flip-flops in July and was given the medal at the military registration in the enlistment office. He showed up in a t-shirt and flip-flops. Yeah.

He just came in in a t-shirt and flip-flops, so they made him in a military uniform. He died on Sunday, September 24th. Monday, he was buried with honors as a member of the Northern Military District. I love it. He's like, why'd you do that? Fucking guy came in in a t-shirt and flip-flops. What am I supposed to do? What do you want us to do?

The Photoshop image was removed from the administration's public page after being picked up by local media, according to Potem. I mean, it's even funnier than what I originally thought was going on, which was that this soldier was in a completely different setting. And then they just put him in here. Like, with the military. Like, I did not know that he showed up. So he was actually in this photo. Yeah. And they just played like a mix and match game with them.

And they're like this coat with these pants. These boots. And these boots. And then just put them in and layered them up. Like, I'm not sure if your kids, Pepper, when she was little, we had the fridge magnets where it had like the body. Oh, yeah. It was like a naked body. pepper when she was little we had the fridge magnets where it had like the body oh yeah it was like a like a naked body and then you put like the underwear the magnets would cover up and you could play dress up with the fridge magnet that's what it looks like that's exactly

what they did with this fella and now he's pointed out look at the to the right of his head look at the collar it just goes into space yeah they didn't even center it they didn't even center it on his neck it's like it's a terrible photoshop job yeah i mean and somebody i would hope the person that had to do it was just laughing so hard he probably had a gun to his head yeah that's hard to laugh in that situation yeah yeah i'm like god make it look real he's like well real would be if you just showed him how he showed up. Yeah, dude. Let's just show him in real.

It's like this guy died. He should have the dignity of getting this award and showing like, yeah, he should. But he came in a t-shirt flip-flop. What do you want us to do? What, does Mother Russia dress him? a t-shirt flip-flop what do you want us to do that's what what does mother russia dress them imagine a few leftover pixels being your death where it's like yeah we're being kind of lazy like i won't clear out those last couple things and they're like let's see this here you almost died now like at that point you don't even post the photo like just move on and be like well this is a bummer and then post a photo of him when he had his fatigue you know what i mean like

why did this have to be the photo the hand i when he had his fatigue you know what i mean like why did this have to be the photo the hand i mean the whole thing can you zoom can i zoom yeah you can zoom in so it'll zoom in on there okay look at this terrible photoshop job dude what'd they do with this other hand because they use the hand it looks like he's holding a chicken nugget or something but he's holding the metal i think that's the real hand that's the only real his head and then that hand are the only real parts of this photo yeah the rest is a a google search for look at you can see the white outline look at his boot keep going look at it what the fuck they had to have known they're like gonna get caught those junior high kids

wouldn't let that fly with no that is that is absurd it's just one of those things that i think like so they're like well you can put this out we can't do that like here just slap something on them and we'll get out there what bear want to say it say it like oh good job and then move on right no no one's gonna care that much and then the internet does what is this a photoshop school what am i am i an adobe photoshop institute no you know what they probably didn't even they probably didn't use photoshop they it's probably outlawed over there it's paint so they just yeah that's probably why it's such a terrible job it's like isn't gimp isn't that like a free photoshop thing that's what people didn't couldn't buy photoshop you said that and i kind of got a chubby

gimp he gets it it's all right you're not experiencing all mouth baby yeah you get it anyway photoshop is like it's kind of like kleenex right yeah where it's like it's a photoshop job photoshop is a piece of software. Yeah. So they said they Photoshopped it, but who knows? Maybe it was paint. Did you Google it? It was paint.

Did you actually Google it? Or did you use Yahoo? Yahoo. Oh, well. Oh, yeah. I mean, of course Russia would do such a thing. You know what I mean? They were rushing to get this out.

There it is. Oh, that's the thing. You know what I mean? They were rushing to get this out. There it is. Oh, good deal. That's the problem. That's what they were doing. Yeah, absolutely. Spasiba. Way to get that done. Okay, I'm going to show you a little something, okay?

Because I can see us doing this. Okay. And I can see a lot of us doing this. Do, do, do. Do, do, do, do. It does sound like Third Eye Blind for a second, didn't it? A little bit. Should I restart it?

Yeah. Hopefully it's loud enough here we go yeah hell yeah dude um yeah so i want headline of this article group of friends takes over nashville hotel for hours after no employees were found yeah we would totally do that what the fuck dude where were the employees not there i'll tell you that much three friends took it upon themselves to manage a nashville hotel for a few hours after a late night of partying which is one of the best lines of this entire article fucking partying just sets up the scene of why they're like, I'll fucking do it. Hey, dude, where's everybody at? Where's everybody at?

I bet we can do it. What kind of pooter is that? Got big keys? I'll run it. I'll do it. I'll run it. I'll do it. I'm good with big keys.

Is that Windows 95? I got it. I grew up on that shit. Get out of the way. So after a late night of partying, the trio was unable to check into their hotel room with La Quinta Inn and suites because there were no employees in sight. The saga was first documented on TikTok early Wednesday morning in a 40-second clip with

the caption stating, when you arrive to a hotel and there's no staffs, you have a new job. We've been working for two hours. After checking in to make sure no one had fallen asleep behind the desk. Sorry. What was that? Oh, okay. I pulled the clip so I could watch it later. In one of the back offices, the friends began to answer phone,

greet customers, and even set up the breakfast buffet. Yes. Dude. What do you guys feel like eating for breakfast? I don't know. This computer is making me exhausted. I don't know, but this computer's making me exhausted. Do we have any eggs? This computer's making me tired.

They did manage to find one employee, which they promptly tied up and shoved into a storage closet. JK. They did manage to find one employee, a maid, who didn't know what was going on, but said she had not seen anyone. Because she was fucking in the closet. She was locked up in the motherfucking closet.

But she said she had not seen anyone in a couple of hours because she was locked up in the motherfucking closet but she said she had not seen anyone in a couple of hours they also reached out to the general manager who was on a business trip in california and wasn't aware there was no employees on the floor so instantly we're all like manager we're like putting that like in there yeah i know that i i do that i say like i'm like and then i was like it's just built into me i can't change it when they when it's in a news article so instantly we're like manager mode whenever uh whenever they do a quote and the quote's like it has a like in it yeah and it says it's the we're like manager mode we run businesses back home. Manager mode kicks in. All right, let's see what we can do.

Kenzie, one of the friends, shared. Way to go, Kenzie. Yeah, so it just goes on and on. You said you pulled up one of the videos? Yeah. Yeah. I watched it. Yeah, I fucking did.

That's it. It was fucking good. I don't like your video. I'm doing it now. We've got a call in a minute. No, the video. She's giving away free rooms You got to do what you got to do in these struggling times Oh the cereal bar they would love that Should they just bring it all out start serving people

what the fuck where's the milk where's the milk this guy looks the drunk guys yeah anyway so there's people like there's real people wandering around i I mean, imagine showing up to any job. I don't know, I just got here. I don't know. I mean, who hasn't been to a restaurant or a fast food situation and you're like, I don't get my own refill. Because you're waiting there and you have the self-serving

kiosk now and you walk up there and you're like, I just need my cup. I need my cup for my soda. It's right there. If you had the balls that these people had, you'd just go back and're like, I just need my cup. I need my cup for my soda. It's right there. If you had the balls that these people had, you'd just go back to them and be like, I got it. I got it. What are they going to do? They don't care.

It's not like, hey, sir! Sir! And they pepper spray you? They might. Well, then you just got a lot more. And it comes in the form of a lawsuit for getting fucking pepper sprayed for grabbing a cup. Probably shouldn't have passed the line. That's where it is? It's like...

Is that how you live your life? It's like on a bus. When you go past the yellow line, you're asking for trouble. Sir, please step back behind the yellow line. There's like a grade of lines. The first one says, sir. There's a pink line. It's like, hey.

Sir. And then, sir. A little bit louder. Don't go any further. The font just gets bigger. And the other one just says fucking ponytail. Business hands. The closer to the driver, the bigger the problem.

He says better. He's like, I promise. It says it on the back of his shirt. Yep. Yep. Closer you get to me, the bigger the problem. That's what I always said. That's what I always said.

But showing up to any, like just walking in and just being like, I don't know, no one's here. I guess we're just going to fucking run it. And just take it over. And then everything works out. And then do a good job. And then do a good job. And everyone's like, this is the best breakfast I've ever had at La Quinta. Yeah.

La Quinta. Because they cared for those couple hours. And just, like, the drunk party people, like, they're all passed out in the corner. Or at the front desk. Like like that guy looked like he was. Covered in syrup. Yeah, he's like, hope you enjoy your pancakes. I know I did. Discount code next time you visit any La Quinta.

Or any La Quinta. Yeah, La Quinta. It's on your phone. What's your app? Scan it. All right, no horsing around. What? Okay, let's move on. We're going to get some lap time with Uncle Zach this week. What's your app? Scan it. All right. No horsing around. What? Okay.

Let's move on. We're going to get some lap time with Uncle Zach this week. I'm looking forward to that. I'm feeling it. Hey, Zach. Hey, little chitrons. Why don't you come take a seat on Uncle Zachy's lap? Gather around, boys and girls.

It's lap time with Uncle Zach. Sit on my lap, you little shits. Sit on my lap, you little shits. Sit on my lap, you little shits. You little shits. The kids were messing around with the studio over the past week, and they were trying to run it all, and part of that was replaying that lap time segment over and over because it just made them laugh so hard.

Get on my lap, you little shits. You little shits. It's funny when he says shit. Zach? I curse what am i doing on your lap well you told you had me sitting on your lap earlier you're like it's lap time and i was like right now yeah but that was just for fun you were kidding yeah okay this is for real you were kidding and i'm sore that's all right jokes on you i'm trying to make my comfortable but yeah i am what are we talking about well i thought today we could talk about social credit scores. Social credit scores. Have you guys heard of that before?

No. Is it like a credit score? It is kind of. Because I hate credit scores. But it's social. I have a good credit score. How about you guys? Yeah, I do too.

You guys got good ones? Oh, yeah. It's over 800. Yeah. I got like an 830, I think. Well, you guys are better than I am. Oh, well, of course. No one would loan me shit.

Maybe we should be doing lap time about credit scores. We could do that. Considering wherever the fuck yours is at. It's not bad. It's not far off from you guys. Well, so you haven't heard too much about it. Have you heard about maybe the Chinese, the Republic of China using the one credit system to kind of decide who gets what?

The Chinese? Is that right by Arkansas? It is. It's Arkansas North. Yeah, I've heard of it. Did you say the Chinese of what. The Chinese, is that right by Arkansas? It is. It's Arkansas North. Yeah, I've heard of it. You say the Chinese of China? The Chinese of China, yeah. China, it's right outside Arkansas.

So the idea is that they have a nationwide credit rating and basically a blacklist system based around policing behavior and thoughts. And it uses AI surveillance. Now, the thing about it is, yeah. What a hellhole. That sounds awful. It's about as dystopian as you can Jesus. Now, the thing about it is, yeah. What a hellhole. That sounds awful. It's about as dystopian as you can get. Okay, okay.

But there is some disinformation and misinformation in the West because we're, you know, translation and all that stuff. So, maybe it's more about businesses right now. But the kind of question that I think we could talk about is what could happen if this is something that we implemented in the world. Because it's just technology, right? So they're using things like I mean, think about all the data that's collected. You name it.

From your car movements, your GPS, your shopping habits, all of those things. My watch is tracking my heart rhythm. Yeah. All the conversations that you're having. And so they wonder, can they use that against you? Say you have a thousand points. Okay.

And if you do something across the road and you jaywalk, that's minus 10 points. So now you're at nine. Yeah. What a... And what happens is eventually you go too low and it kind of from what i understand i looked into this and there was a couple people that lived in a couple provinces and they were testing this stuff out okay and basically if the moment you move out of say 650 you get blacklisted completely and publicly and so yeah so they put it out so on your forehead you're like you get blacklisted completely and publicly. And so, yeah, so they put it out.

So on your forehead, you're like... Yeah, do you get bonus points for ignoring the people that are blacklisted? Exactly. Like plus 10 for not talking to them? Every time that you do, according to this... What the fuck? Yeah. Sounds awesome.

Do you guys remember the Black Mirror episode where they kind of did a little bit something like this? I don't, but I was just about to say this sounds like a Black Mirror episode. Yeah. Well, the Black Mirror episode's actually better than this because the Black Mirror episode is about other people, your neighbors judging you. Okay. And this is about the government. And it's a one-party system, so it's not like there's voting.

But they have your best interests in mind. Yeah, government always does. Yeah, so why would they do anything bad? They never do. Oh, okay. That's what i thought okay but i like the idea of looking at you two to see what we could come up with here so oh let's say we start at a thousand points so brian and i yes okay so right now we're batting a thousand batting a thousand and here's how it works and according to this one person so there's triple there's triple A. Can you go negative?

Yes. Well, if you do, I mean, you're a criminal, basically. Look at you. You're dead. A little smile on your face over there. I know how this is going to go. But basically, you start with 1,000 points. It's kind of like school. You have triple A and double A is over 1050.

A plus, A, and A minus is 960 to 1029. You can get a B, which is the lowest, 850, a C, 600, and a D. A D is automatically, you get that if you get a crime, a violent crime of any kind. Okay. So you automatically get that. It's like jaywalking. Mm-hmm. But check this out.

The worst of the crimes. If you get a D, you lose your PhDs, your job, whatever things you might have discovered scientifically, you get erased. So that's kind of fun. So you got to be careful. I have a question. Okay. But I'm not sure if I should. I'm afraid if I don't say it now, I'm going to forget to say it.

Say it. With the way we live life now, like I'm not doing naughty things. So how many people involved in this social credit score game, their life would change not at all. They'd be like, oh, it's just like a normal life. And they still sit like a comfortable 980. Right. Because they were never doing anything wrong before. Right.

Well, it's the people. Like where would we be now? Most people don't want to talk shit about the government because they just want to get along. But most of this is about, you know, any criticism. Although in China, for the one-party system, you're erased if you're too big of a deal. So they don't even mess with the system. You're just in jail or erased. Yeah.

But let's start with you guys. Do you each have 1,000? Nice. And it's good Brian versus bad Joe. Shit. I need a calculator. Okay. Brian, you want to check my math on this or do you trust me?

How many is it set to football fields? Hold on one second. Let me get that. Yep. It's on football fields. Metrics. Go Browns. Metrics?

It's metric, imperial, and football fields. Football fields. Okay. I'm on football fields. Go ahead. Okay. So Joe overdrafts his credit card. Okay. Minus 10. It's because you were going to a baseball game and you wanted the extra thing

yeah you need your you need your phone you have to do some math real scenarios or is it real no they're real but i didn't do it i didn't so we're not a real scenario then well we'll get to some real ones it's real hypothetical okay we'll get to some real ones oh shit and the hypothetical is going to cross over into the real aren't they hell yeah and good brian yeah you returned money that you found to the government not to some person the government appreciates it that you return it to them like a briefcase of gold so that's plus 10 so brian is at 1010 and joe is at 990 yeah yeah all right so now you use negative you spread negative information about the government on the internet, Joe. Oh, damn it. That's minus 50. Oof.

Okay. And, of course, Brian's a good man, so he reports the illegal contact to the government. That's only plus 10, though. Oh. Because, you know, being a narc isn't quite as good as being a narc. Right. And they have to keep you, you know, trying harder. That's right. Yeah.

Now, if you don't allow someone to come into your home and do some sort of investigation, Joe, minus 20. God damn it. Wait, am I supposed to be keeping track of my own scores? Yes. Fuck. That's why. I got confused because I was thinking about something else.

What is that minus? That's got to be minus 100 for not understanding the assignment. No, I'm at 1,020. I got it. You're getting shot for that. You had your phone out and what were you doing over there? I don't know. I spaced out.

Now, good Brian helps get Joe in trouble and helps tell the government about his whereabouts. So he gets plus three. Okay. Plus three for Brian. And now Joe's really hammered because he doesn't have any money left. And so he does some tax evasion. That's minus 100. Damn.

What else could I do? And then Good Brian helps the community resolve a dispute and gets a plus 10. So Brian's killing it. Fuck you, dude. Fuck yeah, dude. I'm murdering at life. What was the dispute? a dispute and gets a plus 10. So Brian's killing it. Fuck you, dude. Yeah, dude. I'm murdering at life. What was the dispute? Like how to use a phone?

It could be. You taught a grandma how to use a calculator? Someone's air fryer was too loud? The wrong mixture? Yeah. You helped him mix it because it was taking forever to cook some french fries? Does it smell like oil? Your oil is way too high.

You gotta... All right. Sorry. All right. Last one. Bad Joe cheats on his wife at work and gets minus 5,000. 5,000? And is blacklisted from society forever.

Never to be forgiven. I said I was sorry! And good Joe, and good Brian, he hugged somebody. He reported it. So he gets plus 600. Plus 600? Fuck you guys! Alright, so there you go.

Where are we at? But where do I go? I'm at 1633. Plus 600? Yes. Fuck you guys. All right, so there you go. Where are we at? But where do I go? I'm at 1633. 1633? Nice. I'm at minus 4,180. So you're untouchable, Joe. You're known in China, they have a white list and a black list, although they call the white

list, which is good, the red list. That sounds racist. It does. It does. They call it the red list. And it was. And you're blacklisted and you're not allowed to do a lot of things, Joe. What am I not allowed to do?

Like so many things. You're not allowed to work in certain jobs. You're not allowed to... Fuck. I already can't. You can't get a loan. You can't get anything, basically. You have no credit.

You have no ability to go into movie theaters. I was going to be a jackass and joke about, can I go see the Barbie movie at least? No. They take away pretty much everything that people would want to keep people's behavior in line. Can I learn guitar? I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe the music store says no. They're like, we're not doing this. Well, now the next question is, what do we have going on in the United States that's similar to this? And there's quite a bit. It's not the same. And I think we get really hyperbolic in the West because that's similar to this. And there's quite a bit. It's not the same. And I think we get really hyperbolic in the West because it's scary.

It's obviously dystopian. But we do have a fuckload of things. There's a thing called E-Verify in immigration that if rolled out could be one of these things where you're verifying for work. We obviously have credit scores. And there's a ton of different things that businesses do when they collect your data to kind of create an online person, a persona.

Yeah. And I'm not kidding. It goes down to if you charge your phone at night, you will have a better chance of having a loan. I know that sounds ridiculous, but I listened to some people talking about this where there is data on that. What? Yeah. Because how important it is to tracking you. Yeah.

And just because they're risking, they're like, well like will they pay back the loan and this gives them more information yeah so it leaves us with the question just because we can does it mean we should well the answer is always no to that yeah i know well increasingly more and more no to that i i have something to to say on that okay mr 1650 because i. Because I'm in good standing right now, so I feel pretty good. Feeling really good right now. Confidence should be high. Yeah, it's way high. I just walked out of Gucci buying a new purse.

Yeah, dude, I'm on top of the world right now. So I'm looking down on everyone. I'm outside the store sitting on the sidewalk. They wouldn't even sell you a shovel. You're like, I come out and you're like, hey, man, you got any change? I'm like, sorry, dude, I don't carry cash. You got any shoes I could poop in? You're like, no, I don't speak Espanol. You're like i come out you're like hey man you got any change i'm like sorry dude i don't carry cash you got any shoes i could poop in you're like no i don't speak espanol like what i don't speak mandarin yeah i don't speak nothing that you just said don't speak nothing i don't speak peasant yeah uh i forgot i was gonna say no sorry no you're you you're on top of the world

yeah i remember that that was the best part yeah yeah i would never forget that no god damn it brian well this is your fault you interrupted me you did the funny joe that broke up the other funny uh let's go back um rewind well how good do you think you would be? I think I would be okay I got it So I think I've talked about this before We

We should If we're going to get into all this kind of Doing this stuff Let's start with procreation Let's start when people are born You inject them with something So they can't have a baby They kind of already messed with that in China With the one child and now two child policy Let's start when people are born, you inject them with something so they can't have a baby.

Yeah. They kind of already messed with that in China with the one child and now two child policy. Yeah. Right. Well, but even in China, you could still have the baby and then like, oh, we don't want her. We'll throw her in the river. Right? Yeah.

Just standard procedure. Yeah. Yeah. So, but I'm talking about like when you're born as a baby, injected right in the ass, you can't make babies. Un-baby. And then you, so then you go through the system and all this kind of stuff. Maybe you go out and you get a job education. You're financially secure.

You've got a mate, all this kind of stuff. And then you apply to have children. And then they look at your stuff and they go, okay, you've got this job. You've got, okay, yeah, yeah, you guys, you'd be good suitors for children. And then they look at your stuff and they go, okay, you've got this job. You've got you. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You guys, you'd be good suitors for children. They give you the antidote, fucking inject it back in your ass.

And now you can get plowed, get a baby. Get a baby. And then, and then now you're, now you're a parent. Okay. That's kind of the premise of Brave New World. Okay. Yeah. But I think if we're going to start getting into this world, let's start with that. you're now you're a parent okay that's kind of the premise of brave new world okay yeah but i think if we're gonna start getting into this world let's start with that today for brave new world let's let's get rid of all the the babies that are born like out of accident who don't have a

chance who will never but how many but how many of those babies have grown up to be life-changing i know they have but um and i'm like fuck them and i but no i'm saying i'm obviously playing a character here where i'm like just say fuck it but there's so many there's so many babies that are born um and i'm not talking about like oh we we had an accident we're having baby i'm talking about like um babies that probably shouldn't be because i sounds horrible where i'm talking about the government should tell you how to breed we are in my counteract to this is like pepper like my daughter like she has an accident yeah but yeah but and i have did she know that until now we should yeah we should have not had a

baby if you looked at our jobs yeah so then maybe she shouldn't have been born nobody changed their lives like no one's ready for a baby no no i i realize that but what i'm saying is i guess people are ready for a baby but we were not there's so many babies that are born that weren't meant to be born who shouldn't have been born god this sounds so bad that weren't planned and i'm not like i said i'm not talking about like a couple who... They weren't cared for after being born, I think is what you're trying to say. Yeah, and they've become like a strain on society, a strain on funding. And then they're on drugs, crime, and there's overpopulation. All these babies that...

This is great. That wouldn't have happened. How do I say this without sounding awful um you're doing great do you know where i'm trying to go with this without sounding like a piece of shit i'm completely out of this one so like uh you're just saying there's a there's a chance to like it would just it would it would up overall you feel like it would up society yes brian hates because because the terrible situations that kids are born into it just perpetuates into more terribleness because they never had a chance in the first

place you have a chance to get rid of that yes right and it perpetuates all all these negative things that keeps the cycle going in in that world it just it's perpetuates this cycle it keeps going and going going going we're overpopulated we've got more people being shot out of vaginas than ever and it's just like it's crazy because if you're in a shitty spot not never ever are you like you know what's gonna make this better couple babies yeah even in a strained relationship they're like oh we'll have a baby to save the relationship yeah idea always works out um but so i don't i saying, like, since we're talking about this, maybe that's where we should start. Yeah. Because think about places, think about societies that thrive a little bit more.

Look at a place like Finland or those Nordic countries. Because they have saunas. They have saunas. In Burger King. They don't have, they basically don't have religion. They have universal health care. They basically don't have religion. They have universal health care. Their taxes are higher and stuff. But they all...

I'm probably wrong, but I think this is the way it works. They're all just... It's like a thriving society, right? People are happy. Finland is the happiest place in the world. Norway is up there. Scandinavia in general is pretty happy. But it's also very small.

And they don't let everyone in population isn't exploding yeah so finland for example has one big city helsinki and they also have a shit ton of oil so they have you know three five million people and a ton of oil so they can do a different things than most countries can but going back to that what does overpopulation create what like what we're talking about a strained society right so what i'm talking about is you just like you cut that off and then you're you put people into the world that will have a chance in life and can help society in a way people have people have kids that give a platform the chance of having people that have kids at a point where they have a platform to provide the kid to have a better opportunity

in the future it's mixed and it's not that that kid shouldn't or should be born it's that it the it's what it creates it creates a more thriving yeah um the problem civilization the problem is is who decides and then we leave it to government and government's terrible at deciding that yeah and it depends on you know the whims of some people and their ideologies and if you have people that think there's too many people on the earth they're going to lean towards fucking getting rid of people and if there's people that are like no we can do this then it would be different so i don't know buddy but so i'm not i'm not advocating that we go out and murder people to bring this uh i think that's the murder the people to bring the society. I think that's good. Murder the people to bring

the population. And I'm saying, start now, and then in a couple hundred years, we've weeded out all of that. And then it's not going to change our lives now, but it will change the

future. Social engineering, huh, buddy? Yeah, that's what Brian's going for I think it's an interesting thought I just think it's neat I just think it's neat I don't want to go out and actually kill the babies I don't want to deal with it but I'd be willing to listen I'll hear you out

yeah I'll hear you out about it what would you rather have okay anti-abortionists would you rather have? Okay, right, anti-abortionists? Would you rather have abortion legal or make it so babies will never be born until God's ready for them to be born? Birth control. But not everyone's on birth control. Jesus.

Jesus hates birth control. It's a shot in the ass that when you're born is what I'm talking about. I know, but if religion would just allow people to be on birth control in the first place we would be solving a lot of issues yeah but there's a lot of people that birth control birth control just leave Jesus out of it

what do you guys think huh birth control I'm talking about the listeners now what do you guys think? Huh? Birth control. Birth control. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. I'm talking about the listeners now. What do they think about this whole thing? Birth control. Sorry.

That was the listener. Birth control. Am I crazy? No, you're not crazy. It's not crazy. It's thinking about what the future could be. I get it. It makes sense.

I totally get it. To try and make humans better. Sustainability, right? But the human nature, though. If it's implemented, look at China. It'll just get abused. It will. It does seem like if you give somebody that kind of power over reproductive rights of another person.

They will take it. They will, yeah, abuse it hard. They will stop all competition because the less babies, the less chance they have of having to. That's not true. The less babies, the less taxes you get. Yeah, well. Well, if they do not paying taxes. What if you had less people and pay more taxes, everyone would have

universal healthcare and birth control and everything would be just grand. I think we start with birth control and not making it about the religions. Because that's the weird part. Birth control is already there. Yeah, but you're not allowed to take it.

Yeah, get rid of God. That's what it all comes down to all the religions i just did i didn't want to say it i was trying not to say it they don't allow it and that's the whole point because they get to they grow their religion and make more money for the church if you can't take your birth control because everybody likes the fuck if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding because everyone likes the fuck because it's fun and it's neat yeah and it feels good it does feel good

and yet we try to keep it keep that away from people I know it just comes back to birth control allow everyone to do it and solve a lot of problems just let her let my people fuck

let my people fuck birth control bow alright I don't want to be rude but can you guys get the fuck off my lap now, please? Oh, yeah. Good call.

All right. Send us off, baby. You sure you're laying asleep? So you're telling me there's a chance. Hooray. We aren't doomed. Yeah. Good news.

Yeah. Do it. It's some local news, too. Right here? Yeah. So we've had a lot of fires. We have. Lately.

Oh, my God. I flew over it Did I mention this? The last flight I was coming back from somewhere And I flew over the fire The gray fire Holy shit Just house after house after house

And you're just up in your airplane I'm just like, I'm first class And you're freed I'm first class with my water And I'm like, oh Man, sucks to be down there God, I wish they had this there god i wish they had this but they wish they had this water i'm in my private jet what if they had to stop they're

like we need to stop at medical lake and grab some water you're like dude i'm late i gotta be somewhere listen i'll get water later weird yeah so i was in my private jet and i saw it and it was like oh that's so sad dude okay anyway no i saw it it was sad. I was a normal. I was a peasant on an airplane. Go ahead. That was a bummer, dude. She's truly a miracle. It's just. Okay. Pet cat fried all over and gray fired, nearly ready to return home. Oh, no. Jamie DeAndre and her daughter were separated from their cat for four days after the.

Four days? I should have read this. Yeah. Only four days. Dude, that's like a regular time a cat's gone. Probably. The article you picked. I love that the article you picked you're like I probably should have read this Yeah, duh. I just saw the head like that's sick dude. No! Why the fuck would you read it?

Because it said creme 2 and I was like that's local They wouldn't share it if it wasn't true Doesn't that mean it doesn't work for the other team? I don't care Knowing that her cat meows went there date. They named their cat meows This is just getting worse Was a lesson learned we went through enduring and surviving the Grave Fire They were holding out for

She just does such a good shirt. You took your off. She's such a good kitty, dude. Such a strong kitty. Strong only begins to scribe meows. Just like, name your dog Ruff. Barks. Ruff Barks. Hey, Barks! Hey, Barks! Hey, Barks too much! Sir Barks too much! Sir Barks a lot. Sir Barks

a lot. Hey, Sir Barks a lot! barks a lot stop barking uh uh Jamie was in downtown Spokane when she found out the wildfire

would click and move into her home I'm not gonna read the whole thing because I don't know what it says it could say something offensive

um basically she got burned up in the fire and got all cut up and then returned home she was fried all over

in critical condition when they took her to the vet. When you guys think of like, I don't even care if it's animal or human, like biggest fear, I have electrocuted to death, being burned from the inside out. Electrocuted would probably be pretty quick though, right? Sharks. Yeah. Sharks are the big one. Oh God, and in the ocean. But being burned, like being burned alive the worst always well the worst part of being burned alive

is knowing it's gonna happen it's no ac am i right no it's the being in a room and seeing the fire coming out you're like i'm gonna burn in a bubble your skin starts fucking fuck it dude one of my best friends his name was dave van syke he was a cannabis activist and and he would talk about the uses of medical marijuana and he was burned from head to toe and he told me all sorts of stories about the vibe but he actually had part of his brain burned off what yeah dude i mean he was completely burned but he was amazing because he actually his brain re rewired the parts that were missing so that he could function pretty well.

I mean, he didn't have any fingers or toes or anything, but he was an amazing person. What the fuck? I miss him. He's a good dude. Sorry, that was kind of weird for the show. Is he alive? No, he passed away about 10 years ago. Yeah, man.

But yeah, he told me all about it because he was very candid about the experience. Because he was a baby, like a child. Yeah, it was awful, man. That is... Yeah. I'm with you, Joe. It would probably be one of the worst things. It has to be.

Going back to what you were talking about earlier, 310 to Yuma. Remember that movie? Mm-hmm. When they burn the guy in the wagon? Yeah. Yikes. That's a fear. Like, just knowing the wagon's burning and you're like, I'm going to burn up with it.

Mm-hmm. You can't get out. So anyway, feel bad for that scared little cat because that cat was just like this is it he's back though i know he's found his way back he's back and doing well um i'm hoping you guys have not seen what i'm about to show you but you guys are both older than me let's just let's hope for it hey zach the internet is pretty wild. Depending on your browsing habits, you can either experience something super cool or go to prison. Crazy, right? Let's check it out together as a couple. Hey, look what I found. Yes!

That's awesome! Yes! Sorry for that thing that just came through again during that. There's some, one of the webpages I have open just keeps on insisting it's going to try and play a video. Just turn the volume down. Yeah, I did. But I have to turn it back up to show you guys this. Holy shit, I see what you've got.

And I hope, oh man, because I've never seen it. And I was laying around with my girlfriend watching like, this is the 80s, whatever. They have like the replay. And I just love watching it because it's just, especially from a video and audio side i'm like who thought this was a good idea this is the scariest and whoever thought this was a good idea they were right um also would like to it's a good song too all to admit like for a long time just working in rock radio like i i never i knew it wasn't but i wasn't sure but disturbed has their version of land of confusion and i knew i mean i listen to genesis and but like it's not part of my

doesn't always come through so in the back of my head i was like oh yeah that's right but for so long i was like yeah it's just a fucking disturbed song it's not and what i'm showing you is not because of the song and it's a good song But if you've never seen the video for Genesis land of confusion You have to there it is complete do do you do fucking you unavailable? That's around wanna bring it up right now It is complete nonsense. It is so fucking creepy and it's so good It is goody two-shoes. Oh Look at these these puppet faces, dude. You scared the fucking shit out of me.

As you're a kid? Yeah, I bet. Look how much money this video cost. Yeah. Let's get to where the band starts showing up. Oh my god. What the fuck? This guy was like, do you have any puppets?

He's like, I have all. Do I? Do I? I've been waiting to unleash them on people. And the ones I don't have, I can have. Oh my god. Look at this. Look at

corn mustard on his tongue. That's Tina Turner. God damn. Anyway, we're not gonna do the whole thing here. It doesn't make any sense. But just trust me, if you have never seen the video for Land of Confusion, go and watch it right now.

You will not be disappointed. You know what's funny is that's one of my favorite songs that Genesis does. And then when I heard Disturbed do it, I actually really enjoyed it. And then I went back and listened to this version, and I couldn't help but want to go, even though it was like Disturbed, I was even doing it when I would hear Phil sing it. And you missed a little bit of the... Wait, what is he doing? I'm doing a couple of...

And you're like... All right, let's hear from some of the kids. Okay. Fucking roll it. All right, let's hear what you guys think. Really? You want to talk to me? Wow, that's cool. That only went well today.

Wow, wow. Hey, guys. Here's our first email coming in from our daughter, Amber, who had an incredible experience in, of course, Walmart. Which is, if you're going to hear somebody like, I have a crazy story, and they said it happened at Walmart, just shut off your gas power. Buckle up, brother. Yeah, shut off all your gas-powered appliances and listen. And turn on your gas-powered recorder and get this documented. Hey, guys.

Just wanted to write in about the craziest thing that has happened to me at Walmart. While at Walmart, I need to use the restroom. When I go into the women's restroom, all the stalls are full except for the handicap stall. So I go in there. Listen, I know what you're trying to do here. We all go into the handicap stall.

I go there first. That's what I'm saying. You have a picnic in there. You have a little more space To just To breathe And do what you gotta do Okay

So she's like Everything else was taken out By it for a second Yeah I don't either Cause I go in there first And if somebody says something I'm gonna be like Hey man

Someone was already in the other one Yeah it was full when I got here I don't know I just got here I'm in there Just doing my business The other stalls have emptied out Chasey

She's lying But sometimes We see right through you They've all emptied out. See, she's lying. But sometimes... We see right through you. They've all emptied out, but someone is trying to open the stall door and then this is our little exchange. I say, someone's in here. The door jiggles. I speak

up a little more. I'm sorry, but someone's in here. The door shakes more aggressively. It's taken. Short day starts shaking more aggressively. And I say louder, someone is in here! Then I hear a little schwing, like a knife opening up. I'm thinking to myself, what the hell is going on? To my horror, a small blade is shoved through the crack in the door and is moving the lock open.

I'm panicking at this point. I'm trying to finish up and prepare for the worst. My heart stops as the latch is successfully moved and the door starts to open. This is a fucking Saw movie? Dude, this is terrifying. I start screaming.

The door... Like, dude, what a funny Walmart situation. The door opens and the oldest little old lady starts to walk in. She sees me. She's the oldest little old lady starts to walk in she sees me yeah she sees me and she starts screaming what a comical shit show saying that she didn't know i was in there i'm thinking bitch i yelled like three times before you took a knife to a closed stall door

she then rushes off and leaves the stall door open while i'm on the toilet with my pants still down when i come out of the stall she's still there waiting for the big stall and i just walk out without washing my hands i just had to get the fuck out of there that was 12 years ago and i still hate using walmart bathrooms because of that well you'll be happy to know that woman is dead now yeah that was 12 years ago she she she was like i need the big stall because i'm about to stab myself with this fucking knife. Isn't this the reason that none of us use the Walmart bathrooms? Is for this exact scenario?

I don't go into Walmart. No bathrooms. Why? Because they don't have Tesla charging stations? That's what I was going to say. They got gas-powered prayer clocks. Prayer lamps. It's even funnier take it away from the wall clock and you have a fucking prayer microwave every time the timer goes off fucking it's a little piece of jesus gives you a little piece

of jesus yeah a little wine and jesus the oven jesus yeah is that a thing that has to be a thing it is that's a very old Dan Cook Dan Cook joke oh a newer one would be Pope Tarts yeah right remember he talks about

going up and getting a little Jesus yeah um Jesus Jesus yeah pickles

yeah that's right pickles in the pickles and I don't know much about him being accused of stealing shit dude when those

when those first albums came out so fucking funny someone shit on the coats then you're a phantom he got the Nickelback treatment kind of but I think he also did steal shit and he wasn't to some points he was not telling jokes

he was just an amazing storyteller he wasn't your traditional set up punchline he was not telling jokes he was just an amazing storyteller yeah he's he wasn't your traditional yeah set up punchline like you just it was just he's just fucking funny yeah and he did the alien thing yeah and this remember the super the super five the super finger yeah sufi i still do sufi the sufi or whatever man yeah yeah you just wonder how he's doing i think there's a meme going around about him oh he's well his brother stole millions from him that's what's going on that was a while back. And he married like a... He's like my lifelong love

of six years and it's like, well, she would have been 16. And everyone's like, eek. Okay, let's read a second email from our kids. Go ahead. Alright. This is coming in from our shit son, Corey. He writes, Hey, Meatwipes. I recently unlocked a memory about a guy I went to high school with.

His name was Derek. Nice. And he could be talked into anything. Oh, I had one of those. Yep. We had him wearing 90s Denise Austin leggings. We had him sit in the bathroom at school all day. We filled his locker with empty bottles and shit to the point.

Whoops. I'm going to read that better. Locker with empty bottles and shit to the point. See, he should have put a comma there. Sure. I thought it was bottles of shit. That's gross. To the point he had to leave his bag and textbooks in the hallway.

I'll just put it out here. We also put eggs behind the bottles in the locker so it smelled fucking horrendous. The cherry on top of the shit Sunday was when we decided to see how far we could push him. We told him to shave a swastika into his head, and sure as shit he did. Nothing really happened though. The school asked him to shave it off, and he did. Did you guys

have that one guy in high school? Yell at Zach for me. You have to yell at Zach. You read it. No. Yell at Zach. I don't Zach. Zach! Thank you. You son of a bitch! You big dumb bitch! You son of a bitch! You big dumb bitch! You big dumb bitch! I had one.

Unfortunately, as you get older, you realize you were just taking advantage of a mentally unstable person that was trying as hard as they could to fit into the crowd that they desperately want to be a part of. But when you're in 7th grade, you don't realize how sad that is. And let's talk about this for a second Real quick We're so much more sensitive to That now right

When we were younger and when our parents Were young as it goes back You were very much A time A prisoner of that time So when Things you did back then You're like oh oh, what a

piece of shit. It's like, well, like slavery. Like, when you have slave owners, like, if you were... Like, well, if I don't do it, the neighbor's doing it. Right. I mean, how bad can it be? But like, so think about people, think about people now. Like, the person I am now, like, slavery is fucking awful. It's terrible.

But would I have had the balls in fucking 1743 to stand up and say, this is wrong, and take that punishment? Would I have the balls to do that? I think a lot of people have the luxury of living now and being able to look back and go, oh, that's fucking awful. But you're a prisoner of the time of when you're doing things. Yeah. I mean, kids still bully and do the same shit today, too, though. Yeah, but like, it's very much it's so in now to say like mentally um ill people because we're acknowledging that people have mental illness and mental problems but we didn't know

what it was back then so we were just like everyone was going you know like you just now no one does that but like because we're aware of it i mean someone did do that to ezra one time yeah that kid ended up through the fucking wall yeah so he won't do that again so it still happens it's still it still happens obviously it's still gonna happen but i agree with you that brian my my son's generation they seem to have way more knowledge about that specific thing about yeah people yeah yeah just saying those types of things and the bullying yeah there's still plenty of bullying my kid was bullied so hard he was pushed into the street and almost killed fucking terrible right yeah like bullying bullying's always going to be around

yes that's a personality trait in the life yeah but being aware of like certain things like mental like no one knew what the word autism didn't exist when we were kids. True. It was like, when I remember is like, when I remember when people say like, oh, he's just retarded. Like that was just whatever you were just retarded.

Everyone was retarded. What's that? Everybody. Yeah. But now you're like, oh, you're this, you're that,

you're that. Everyone's diagnosed to be something and we're more aware of, okay, you're autistic versus down syndrome versus whatever yeah right it's more more educated they just wait for more information to be gathered and it's not that we were shitty people it's that we didn't have the we didn't have the perspective and the knowledge that we have now funny thing is is that 20 years 30 years in the future we're gonna look back at this like we're complete morons too by the way we look at things yeah no absolutely

beautiful human nature. Beautiful. I tell you what, blacks being able to vote, though, that's still, I mean, just like, I don't know, what are we doing? What are we doing? Seriously, what are we doing? In women? Women? Driving?

Outside? On TV? Not in the kitchen? Are you kidding me? With a woman on TV? I saw one smoke the other day. What the fuck? What the hell was that?

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Okay. Hey, Zach. Good God. Wrap it up already, huh? All right. Speaking of those warmer months, summer's going away. I mean, speaking of the colder months, summer's going away. So I figured just like one little lasting thought here.

Okay. A little fact for you on the back end would be a good fit. Did you guys know? colder months summer's going away so i figured just like one little lasting thought here okay little fact for you on the back end be a good fit did you guys know and when i first read this i was like man i carried on i was trying to find some other cool shit to do and then it just stuck with me i was like dude that's fucking huge the tallest sandcastle ever built was 54 feet high that is huge 50 the average telephone pole is 36 feet which means that where was it built i i don't know i'm sure not anywhere cool low tide they do it low tide and they're like sick and it just gets destroyed at 54 feet that means that this sandcastle is taller than the hollywood sign like whoa it is a massive sandcastle and if you look at pictures of it it wasn't just a pile of

sand because that would be a cop out you're like look here it is like you take you have a pile of sand that's 54 feet high and you do one little like pack on a on a cup and you tip it over on the side and put a little flag on it the flag on top like sandcast record books get it isn't that wild denmark that sounds like a denmark type look at the fucking thing wow well look here look at this angle god dude imagine being the guy that kicks it yeah it had i mean it had to go somewhere you know what i mean i mean this thing is you sandbag and son of a bitch it It's fucking cool. That's really cool. It's 32 meters wide. Figure I'd share that with everybody. 640 or 6400 metric tons of sand.

Good stuff. You could live inside that thing comfortably. If you could hollow it out. Rules are made to be broken. Do you remember Saved by the Bell when Zach and the gang made that sand castle that had a door that opened and everything. When you were like, oh, you're a kid. You're like, that makes sense. Like, duh. Looks so cool. There's no way there's more

wood in there holding that fucking up. It's sad how much Zach Morris made sense to our dumb little brains at that time. Time out. Here's a little... Go check out Zach Morris' trash if you've never seen that. Yeah, it's funny. Fucking hilarious! Alright, let's wrap this thing up.

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