Can You Don't? - Can You Don't? | Timeshare. Jump Rope. Neighborly. Claire's.

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

Well everyone... Bryan's vacation to Mexico ended in a way that we've all feared could happen to us. Let's talk about that, someone's dong getting stuck to the sidewalk during a bar fight, Joe getting yelled at by his neighbor, saving some lives because you happen to be a professional jump roper, living in the middle of a freeway because you got a little too stubborn, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/H_pVWAySzesSend in segment content: [e-mail]: http://canyoudontpodcast.comMerch Inquires: [e-mail]: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcastIG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcastYouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rtOfficial Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.comCustom Music Beds by Zach CohenFan Mail:Can You Don't?PO Box 1062Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Hugs and Tugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Timeshare, Jump Rope, Neighborly, Klairs. You boys like Mexico Brian fresh back from his Way too long of a vacation in Mexico It's a lot of A lot of pool sitting A lot of beach sitting And a lot of dad like this exact thing Hey hey

Hey hey At the kids Non-stop vacation At the kids. Like just, that's non-stop vacation at the age that your kids are at. Hey! Hey! That little feller. Just noises.

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feels good to be back in the saddle i sign up for patreon thanks to everybody who does support us over there i got three different tiers you get to pick which one's right for you thanks for being here still. I feel like we were gone for, or I was gone forever. I don't know what you did. You just came back and the house was gone. There's nothing here. You moved.

Yeah, Zach's crying. Like, no, you're just like, what did I miss? He's been stuck in the room the whole time. Let me out. He's just in a little box I dug in the ground. You're like, what the fuck did I miss? You've been feeding him through a tray in prison. I'm out of M&M's.

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I know that there's new hot air balloon videos making the rounds because our socials are getting flooded and emails are coming in. Just sending in disastrous hot air balloon flights. We might have to create a whole new email just for that. Instead of heyguys, just hot air. Mm-hmm. Hot air. Balloons at canyondontpodcast.com. Balloon disasters. Go check out Scatcast. balloon at balloons at canyon podcast.com uh but that's balloon disasters

go check out scat cast i know zach's been busy so he has all that stuff and then we do get emails and posts and messages on socials of people popping over there and checking it out and saying how much they fucking enjoy it yay support nakami leave me alone okay we have a personal petty beef on the show today and i'm happy to announce it's a neighborly tiff. Oh. That I have not informed you guys about. One of your neighbors? I'm not going to tell you.

But I'll tell you all about it in Petty Beef. We're going to get. You have to tune in, huh? Stay tuned. That's what we call a tease in the biz. You won't believe what happens next. Yeah. Click here to see what happens next. Unless you skip forward. You won't believe what happens next. Yeah. Click here to see what happens next.

Unless you skip forward, but don't do that. You found something. What the fuck's this, Brian? The other night, so I was messing around trying to think of like shirt ideas. Things to jerk off to? Yeah. And big titted boobies, you know? You're like, oh, that reminds me of a zoo.

Yeah. I looked that up on Pornhub and then it reminded me of some birds. Just birds. Yeah. Yeah. So I was just like, so I was just looking up like birders. Like, do they have like a. What are they doing?

What are they doing? Do they have like a website that they go to? And I just found this website called ebird.org. You just go to this website. It's Cornell Lab. Okay. So it's official you've got all fucking search advanced science and camera i mean this is i don't like that map it has got everything looks like someone's taking over yeah it looks like somebody's uh melted the earth

and it looks it's from the top down like the north pole down it's just kind of weird usually give us the one we're used to. Why is Iceland in the middle of the universe? We need to have America in the middle because America first. Okay. Anyway, so I just clicked it around and I found this little guy and I thought it was hilarious. And so

every once in a while, maybe we'll throw in a new bird up top just to talk about a little bit This guy I want to talk about this guy This is the hoary puffleg It sounds like a group of dudes like Describing their ex It is

That fucking hoary puffleg That's what most bird names like The big titted booby or the blue footed booby Yeah dude I went to town on this boof So have you spoken to Janet? No Haven't even seen that even seen that horny puff leg that horny puff leg yeah i wouldn't dare reach out to that horny puff leg but there are if so this is just one of the the puff legs there's the buff side nice puff leg which so the puffs a lot like the other one just thicker thighs i guess just more butt side oh buff buff gotcha and then the the greenish puff leg oh wait uh let's see the the

black you can't just name something greenish like you just gave up that's the thing like they they start out really and then they're like god there are there are more of these? Okay, that's the green one. There's the green puffleg, the green-ish puffleg. There's the black-breasted puffleg. And then here's the gorgated. Look at, he just looks... Proud. Yeah, so proud. Beak up in the air, the gorgated puffleg.

What are birders doing? And then also what you can do here, just if you're interested in going to the website, you can go to Change Species. Oh. Little drop-down menu. It says, Surprise Me! So I'm going to see what they surprise me with. The Fulvis-Headed Tanager.

I thought it said the Fulvis-Headed Teenager for a second. I was like, it really is just an offshoot of Pornhub. Buff-bullied tanager, the chestnut-headed tanager. Let's see. Let me, one more surprise. Surprise me! Surprise me. Oh, the Eastern Rosella.

Boring. Okay, I can't end it like that. No. Let's see. Here's a good one. The Tibetan Babics. There we go. That's a good one. tip the Tibetan babbix. There we go That's a good and there's the giant babbix the white-throated laughing thrush

Fuck yeah, so they're like there's a there's a probably a laughing thrush that existed and they're like shit. It's another fucking another laughing one That was got a white neck white throat not even like white neck, white throat. Not even like white neck, just white throat. White throat. God, just so literal. Just looking with their big eyes in a binocular. What do you see, George? Well, it looks like a laughing thrush.

I didn't realize there were other ones around here. Shit. But I'm not going to jump to conclusions. We got to really dig in. I do know, look at, he's got like a white neck. He's got like a googly white neck. Let's call it the white neck. Let's call it the white neck's thrush fuck.

I like your style. And then out. Anyway, so. Well, we learned a little something about birds. Yeah, you can donate. Oh, yeah. You can help. You can log into your MyEBird.

Your MyEBird account? And start digging in. I'm sure it's super protective. And that information will never be leaked out. It's Cornell Lab, dude. It's backed by money. Anyway. All right.

Thought that was funny. There's a website for you. There are a lot of different birds in Mexico. So birds have been on the mind. Birds on the brain. They have. There's a website for you. There are a lot of different birds in Mexico. So birds have been on the mind. Birds on the brain. They have. There's like a fucking falcon they walk around the pool with. What?

And the guy's got the hole runner. So he walks around. He's just like. He flies around. Just like looks around. And then you give him five dollars. Yeah. Fucking classic.

That's how they get you. We didn't give him any money. The balloon guy this year though. That. Fuck him. I know. And't give any money to the balloon guy this year, though. Fuck him. I know, and you sent a video of the balloon guy. Yeah, he was one table over, and he had this big mischievous grin on his face. He's like, fuck, I'm going to make so much money. Dude, I'm going to fucking force a sword upon you.

Last thing, when we went into Puerto Vallarta and went to a restaurant that we went to the last two years, and a little trio mariachi comes in and they start playing songs. And they walk over to our table and they're like, would you like anything? I'm like, I was thinking about it. I'm like, eh. And the guy goes, and I was like, oh, he goes, that's worth it. He gave me the nut. He remembered me from last year. Right. Yeah. Because I asked for that song last that's worth it. He gave me the nut. He remembered me from last year. Right.

Yeah. Because I asked for that song last year. And all I did was play the little. And I went, oh, he winked at me. We are friends. Yeah. And how much money did you have to give him? We gave him like 20 bucks.

And they only asked for like 150 pesos. And we gave him like 20 bucks. Well, he's looking forward to seeing you again next year. And then they packed up and they were gone. And they fucking took their guitars and left. We're all set. They probably made like 20 bucks. Well, he's looking forward to seeing you again next year. And then they packed up and they were gone and they fucking took their guitars and left. We're all set. They probably made like their week's worth of tips. They're like, God, I love that guy. Yeah.

Once a year and he makes their whole month. Once a year and I know that Christmas is covered. Alright, let's move off. Let's get the show rolling. Okay. Alright. Hey, shut up. Start the show already. Alright. Are you ready already. All right.

Are you ready for this? Yes. Okay. I'm going to try my best. You're going to have to give credit to ALBS TV on the socials. I tweaked some of it, but no one cares. You ready? Yep. Would you rather be an OBGYN for a retirement community who hired you to act as the primary OBGYN starting immediately,

but there's been a massive chlamydia outbreak over the last six months within the community? You're tasked with performing patient consultations and exams with all the retired folks. This includes removing any ovarian cysts that may have been caused by infections. And you must be ready to perform surgery at any given moment. Over the first few days on the job, you regularly vomit due to the decaying infected stench from the orifices. Because of the severity of the outbreak, you have appointments and exams scheduled from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. every day

until the outbreak is you have appointments and exams scheduled from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. every day until the outbreak is 100% under control. 12 hours a day for how many people? You're the only doctor that the residents are allowed to visit regarding the outbreak due to contractual agreements. The retirement community is home to roughly

30,000 old people, and because it's 2025, we can safely assume all of them are sexually active at least twice a day. And when they ask for extra contraceptives while you're wrist deep in an exam, you must do a little sigh and reply with, sure thing. So specific. While your eyes well up with tears from the foul odor, you must be on call for emergency counseling for procedures outside your regular 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. hours. These can be scheduled between 8 p.m. and 12 a.m. Ventilation in your office is broken and the AC guy from the company they hired to fix it has to order a special part from a manufacturer in Ukraine.

That's going to take forever to get here. In the meantime, you must still deal with the stank of decaying old folk and rank chlamydia lingering in the air. Oh. And you know all those ovarian cysts that you've been removing? You've been putting them in a glass jar as a neat little trophy. Once you have cured the chlamydia outbreak, you will then give the glass jar full of fossilized cysts to the grandchild of the resident who had the largest cyst removed

Which you of course carefully measured its size to assure you're holding a fair contest Okay, get the serotonin molecular structure tattooed on your body and post about on Instagram with a kind of lengthy caption about happiness the what on your body and post about it on Instagram with a kind of lengthy caption about happiness. The what? What is it? You know exactly what tattoo I'm talking about. The serotonin molecular structure tattoo. So if you look up

serotonin molecular, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about if you don't know. Oh. cup serotonin like you'll know exactly what i'm talking about if you don't know oh you have to post about how often oh you just have to make one post and it's a pretty lengthy post about happiness where would you put that i think just anywhere on your body. Gotta go on your face. Maybe over your heart. Yeah. Right above the, like right here where those girls used to get like flowers or whatever.

Yeah, like the nautical stars. Yeah. I've seen those molecular structure tattoos. I mean, on necks, behind the ear, arms, forearms, calf. I mean, they're out there. They're everywhere. There's every tattoo shop that, you know, the guy walks in and is like,

are we looking to get... I think it's called the serotonin... Get out! He's like, funny you mentioned that. I have it right here. Boop! They have like, it's like, funny you mentioned that. I have it right here. Boop. Pull it off. Stamp.

It's like the ones you get in a vending machine. Yeah, they just have like a pre-made. A pre-made stamp. Like, get out of here. I'm not doing this again today. That's got to be the worst part of that job. Is just doing tattoos that are overdone and hated they just fucking hate doing them and like and talking to the client as they explain to you how original and personal it is to them

and you just did one earlier that day yeah pretending you're cared oh god no no no i mean i'm gonna get so hear me is crazy idea. I'm going to get a mustache on my pointer finger. And he's like, what? Never heard of that. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. You're the first person that's ever got that. Think about the first person that did get it, though.

Like, how cool that guy is. Like, here, here's the deal. You can pay me $100 to give you that tattoo. Or I will pay you $101 to get the fuck out of my tattoo parlor. You'll leave with the money you came in plus a dollar. Plus a dollar. Just so I don't have to do this.

Yeah, being an OBGYN and a retired community center. Yeah, a community center that has a chlamydia outbreak and everyone won't stop fucking. Guys, you gotta stop so at a community center yeah a community center that has a chlamydia outbreak and everyone won't stop fucking like guys you gotta stop so I can

end this thing he goes I know I know I'm trying to come back but do you have any condoms you have to go sure thing and then hand it to him whew it's hot in here 30,000 old people just fucking god what a dream come true.

There's no way you could curb that. No, you'd have to work your ass off. Yeah, and while you're giving exams, they're like, oh, man, Dr. Paisley, it's fucking hot in here. I know. We're waiting for the part from Ukraine. Until then, just the stink. Or go get a molecular tattoo here's this is the tough part is that sounds like a nightmare having to do all that stuff

but the friend you lose over getting that tattoo knowing you're walking around also if you have that tattoo i don't hate you i'm just it's all just a joke about how trendy that tattoo is. It's like barbed wire tattoos at this point, right? Yeah, like tribal tattoos on your bicep. I've never heard of this tattoo. No? Yeah, I didn't. I've never heard of it.

I've seen it behind an ear one time. Yeah, I've seen it behind an ear. I mean, it's everywhere. It catches on because it's a simple tattoo. It's cheap. And it behind you i've i mean they're it's everywhere it was it catches on because it's a simple tattoo it's cheap and it means you want to be happy so it's a lot easier than checking colons and vaginas and the old folks home now come on yeah does it actually make you happy when you get it though probably not i'm guessing no pain therapy baby oh yeah anyway hmm um yeah i mean i guess substitute this tattoo with any other trendy any other thing that you would just like cringe a little bit uh-huh yeah so i

mean obviously i think 90 of us are gonna be like i'll just get the fucking tattoo instead of dealing with that fucking shit show uh but it's just supposed to be like, I'll just get the fucking tattoo instead of dealing with that fucking shit show. But it's just supposed to be funny. And hopefully it made you laugh. What if your mom or your grandma was in there? Yeah. What? In the tattoo parlor?

Get the serotonin right above her cooch. Get fucked. Oh, man. Didn't think of that. On it? You have to spread apart the serotonin molecular tattoo to have sex? Like half of it on one labe, half on the other? Just part in the happiness? At first, I thought you meant to say leg, and then I realized you didn't.

With the molecular tattoo, it just says, hat penis. I remember that when you'd get the other language of your name or like whatever saying. My wife has one of those. It's on her neck. And she thought it meant something else when she got it. I love that it means something that she didn't know. It was. And it's very, because she she's have middle eastern so she thought

i mean i think it means something similar but just just a little bit off just the idea that yeah you get something thinking oh yeah this is it and they're and then like a native speaker is like no no but that's not how that works. So close. Like, while they're doing it, they're like, you're done. No regerts. No regerts. Yeah, well, hopefully I painted the... Once you... So the final goal, that moment, let's say that you did cure the chlamydia outbreak at the retirement community.

And you get done, and you just have a jar full of sis and you get to hand it to a grandchild here you go it's like handing them a big check but it's like but it's fucking fossilized sis from a chlamydia outbreak i insist you have this uh yep no that sounds you had the biggest you had the biggest cyst your grandma had the biggest cyst so here you go take care of this for me would you i'm fucking mad here just picturing like taking that thing just like scraping the inside of a uterus was just old just getting it out of there. 90-year-old women who are sexually active. And then the clink of the tool on a glass jar as you put it in there. Along with like 14

other years. Oh, you gotta reopen it. That's right. You just have this huge beard. You've lost your mind. But you can't break the black magic cyst cycle. Just fucking, yeah. Open it. You kind of like the smell at this point.

You open it up and be like, oh yeah, that's it. Fuck yeah. I removed a cyst on your... Because you've been there for so long. I removed a cyst on your grandma when she was here that was twice this size. Oh, I can see the resemblance. I can see the resemblance. You guys have the same puss.

Clink, clink, clink, clink. Is that AC fixed? No! Ukraine isn't even a country anymore. It's not even a country anymore. And the HVAC guy died! He's outliving everybody. I messed up assist removal!

And I killed him! I live in my own hell! Or the one tattoo and you're done. Yeah, just tattoo. Just supposed to make you laugh. All right, tattoo? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, fair. Let's move on. Zaki-poo! Hey. Hey, what's up, babe? What are you thinking about? Uh, you know, nothing. Actually, you know what?

I'm thinking about a lot of shit. What are you thinking about? Just, like, scraping a watermelon is what it like the sound all right carving a pumpkin when you got to get in there with the scooper and then shake it out except instead of pumpkin seeds it's just ovarian cysts and you just like you cook those? And you're like, ah. And you're bouncing it on your leg to dump it on a trash bag and tape to the floor.

Putting leaves into it when you're raking your lawn. There it is! I slap in the patient's butt to shake the cysts out. Anyway, what are you talking about? Back to you. So I'm the proud owner

of a timeshare now. I think it's a timeshare. That is a sentence I never thought I'd hear. Yeah. What happened? It's quite an interesting process. Yeah. I mean, first you sit down, guy points a gun at your head. Yeah

Before you know it you have a timeshare that anti timeshare propaganda didn't work on you buddy. No Well, I didn't sit there. He's thinking about he goes why does everyone hate this? It seems like such a good idea It's like the best scam ever Why does everyone warn me about this? i don't see the downside where's the pen the whole thing the whole time we're you know we had two meetings with us man we almost got got we almost got got but we escaped and then you went back so let me let me tell you what happened then you thought about it and you're like it is pretty good opportunity yeah it's pretty good like it's we're losing money if we don't get it.

I'll explain to you how we got got, and maybe it won't seem that bad, hopefully. So, we get there. So, we stay at this resort. It's called Vedanta. It's like this gigantic conglomerate that has different locations all over Mexico. What does that mean in Spanish? Vedanta. What i don't remember oh it just it just means like buffet it just means cheap balloons have balloon animals and like you like look it up it's like balloon sword okay so we get there and it's always to check into this

place i think i may have talked about it last year where they tried to get us to stay at the new theme park that they were building and that was a whole fucking thing so the way they do it and we're like okay when we get there this time we're just gonna walk straight we're not even gonna let them stop us to try to get us to do this thing when we walk in the door okay everyone got their lines okay miles what do you say i hate roller coasters that's right and then uh and then what are you gonna say babe i just tell my job i mean i can't believe i threw up again on the tilt world yesA-Whirl. Yes, perfect. This is not for me. Yeah, theme parks aren't for me.

Theme parks aren't for me. And I'm going to talk about how much my feet hurt. All right. There's no way they're going to try and get us to stay there this year. So that's what we were trying to avoid. Okay. So we get to there, and they don't take us that way. We're like, nice.

We did it. We escaped. And so this time we're with my wife's family. So there are 10 people with us. Oh, so they're picking up the herd? And it's just, usually it's just four of us. But now we're trying to keep everybody like, don't look around. Just eyes forward.

Like a herd of bison? Yeah, dude. Don't fall behind! Yeah. Stay in the structure so you don't look around. Eyes forward. Like a herd of bison? Yeah, dude. Don't fall behind! Yeah. Stay in the structure so you don't get attacked. It's like the fucking... We're losing one! Like wolves do.

They have the different layers in the front and the back in their garden, their herd. Yeah, grandma separated. Got left behind by a couple feet and got picked up. Yeah, the hyenas got him. Let me tell you about a great deal. Okay, so we avoided it. Totante! No, grandma, no!

So that's what's funny. Amber's mom, she'll just get got. She won't negotiate. She'll just be like, ooh, I have this trinket. And she loves stuff. She'll blink and be in a funhouse? She'll pay like top dollar for trinkets and shit. Fuck yeah.

So we're trying to keep the herd together. And so we make it through and we get into the place where we're supposed to start what do you call it? Checking in. And that's always a fucking process. But it took extra long this time. It was taking fucking forever because there's so many people.

And of course, they're like, oh, no room available, which they do every time. And I learned about a lot why they do that through this process. And so basically, I was trying to keep the kids together. I come back with my wife. She's like, so we got a room, but we have to do a meeting. We have to do a meeting a time we have to do a a meeting so because because the week that we got that we were facing this way and it's like a marketing weekend so they just tell us our rooms aren't ready and then they say well oh magically a room appeared if you have this if you take this meeting. Good news, we just built one. Right.

Oh, good news between when I just told you we didn't have a room, we just put another wing in. We work fast around here. And you're good to go. As long as you talk about a timeshare. So we're like, fuck, what do we do? Okay, we have to have a thing on Friday or whatever.

We get 10% off if we go through the thing. And our room will be ready now. And we're like, okay, we've done these things before. It's not the first time we've done something like this. So, we go to the meeting. And I have to say, normal years we're going into it not thinking that we're even interested. But this year because we've been using her grandpa's thing we're not going to have it anymore so we're like well we

have to have something we like to vacation every year we we like to vacation a lot so we need something so we go into the the meeting thinking we're not just going to spend a bunch of money but uh we also i mean yeah we're browsing we're we're seriously yeah we are seriously browsing so so we go to the meeting we have breakfast with the guys you know a really nice guy he's talking to us takes us to the some of the new rooms that they're building the new the new building all this kind of stuff we go and we're like oh it's fucking cool and he's he's talking he's talking it up. I could see forever here. God, I could see myself in one of these.

You're pushing on the bed? Doing that number? Yep. Just the way I like it. What do you think, babe? What do you think, babe? What do you think, babe? Sturdy, huh?

A lot of the kids would love it. And they would. Yeah. And so we also told them we have to be back because kids are with grandma and they're going to get eager and they're going to end up at a theme park. We're like, we have an hour. You have an hour and we're out. Basically, we told the guy because that's what he offered. So we go through the whole thing and we're getting kind of curious.

And we're like, okay, well, enough of the look around. Let's just go let's go talk numbers so uh because at this point we're thinking that's probably not going to happen uh but let's go see what they're offering you know kind of like buying a car you're like i'll at least see and uh i mean what what's it hurt what's it gonna hurt to just to just look at some numbers crunch some numbers yeah i mean let's just head down to the animal shelter. Take a look at some dogs. There's no way we're going to end up taking a dog home today. We're going to see how much we don't want a dog and then not leave with a dog.

Yeah, no, yeah. Just go down there and take a peek at these dogs that really need us. And if we don't, they'll die. Yeah. There's no way we won't come home with a dog today ah fuck so again hon we uh where am i at so time shared showed you around we're sitting down talking numbers we're now we're talking numbers so in my head so the guy's like the whole thing was like you know there's no there's no maintenance fee

there's no you don't if you don't use you don't pay for it while he's showing us all stuff so in my head i'm thinking shit maybe we don't have to really pay anything and maybe this is gonna be like maybe this is like a cool special deal holy shit they forget like what if it's for free yeah they just forgot to charge us well these guys are idiots they're just giving us a timeshare for free Yeah, they just forgot to charge us. Well, these guys are idiots. They're just giving us a timeshare for free? What is everyone so upset about?

This is awesome. I don't get why everyone hates doing these things. This is awesome. You get a new pair of golf clubs and a free timeshare? This is great. I'm scamming them. For free? Well, these guys are so dumb. God.

Why don't we do this more often? Every year. We should have so many timeshares. But I didn't realize in my head, my wife's thinking way up high. We're talking about this new building's going to be built in two years and it's going to have all this cool shit. And we're like, well, what if it's not done in two years?

And like, well, it's supposed to be. Because we hear that all the time. There's something that's going to be done and it's not done. So he pulls out. He goes, for the new building, it's going to be $348,000 when it's done. But if you do it today, he flips the thing over. It's like $75,000 or something. And I was like, whoa, I guess we do have to pay is what i was

thinking and my wife my wife was thinking was wow that's not as high as what i thought it was going to be so we were in completely different like thoughts thoughts of like what this was going to be and damn that's not free so that's what it was, he remembered. Oh, fuck. That's right. We got back and he saw the sheet. And he remembered. Fuck. God, sorry.

A little adjustment. I didn't remember this right. First, I thought it was free. Turns out it's $75,000. Yeah. I do that all the time. So, this is for the new building. And so, what we're trying to tell him is, hey, man, we don't care about the new building.

Our kids like the building we're in now. So then he immediately shifts focus to, well, let's see if we can get you in that one. And they're like, well, those start out at like 45K, something like that. I don't remember what it was. And we're like, well, blah, blah, blah. We don't want to do that. And he's like okay wait so he then i'm not going to go into all the details but he does the whole thing where he's like let me check

with my manager type of thing and then so he just walked into another room and probably jerked off i can't even legally let you leave without getting into a timeshare buddy so right it's like a tire store listen i'm just trying to not get us both arrested. So, but the funny thing is, he, he was that he goes, actually,

he's like, well, I think we can get you a good deal because my manager, his wife is the niece of the owner of the whole thing. So he's going to, he's going to work us like a really good deal. I have to just say it. He leans in, he goes, he comes back and he's gonna he's gonna work us like a really good deal and i have to just say it he leans in he goes he comes back and he's like i got great news he goes i know that we can get you guys a really good deal on this because you have cocaine in your pocket and i've already told

the police they're on their way now what you pull out a brick of coke? You can leave with a timeshare. But I strongly suggest you sign this. And you're like, I hate this fucking place. Why do we keep coming back? We have 15 timeshares and three kilos of blow. He's, uh, I'm glossing over a lot of this.

A lot of the details that he came back, but it came back with so many different things. And, uh, and so he says the niece thing. And then my wife and I, we look at each other like, fucking niece, if I hear the niece thing. Because then another guy would come in and he'd be like, well, what about this?

I mean, like dudes were coming in the room that we hadn't met or dropping numbers. Did you tell them about the niece, Joe? They were like, how'd you get that? And he's like, oh, because you know that the niece. My wife is like, if I hear them talk about this fucking promo code niece. Sabrina? Use promo code niece at timeshare checkout. Niece 25.

So he goes, okay, well, let me see what I can do here. He goes back. He goes, he comes back. He's like, all right, I'm not even supposed to show you this, but I was able to like get in the back of the website. Just a picture of his niece. It would have been his wife. I should never have to, I haven't shown this to anyone.

Just a naked picture of his niece. Oh God. And that's why you're going to sign up. Cause there's cameras in this room and you now are looking at child porn. She's 13. Yeah. You're like, God damn it. So far. Another. Yeah Pedophile half a kilo coke in your pocket. He snuck in there. You're looking at child porn And you're like well sunshine and margaritas at least good to come here on Tuesday in September next year. Worth it!

Okay, so now he comes back and he's like, I was able, he's like I pulled some strings because my wife is the niece of the owner. I'm like, oh fuck, yeah, we got it. He's like, so you can't even get into the one where, the building that we're at. He's like,

they've been booked up for years, you can't even do it. He's like, what I did find is I found a couple that are upgrading to a higher one and so he goes here's like here's the you can take over their um remaining balance which was like 23k or something like that and so in my head i went from 348 000 to 75 yeah yeah free you went from $348,000 to $75,000. No, you went from free. Yeah, yeah. You went from free and then jumped over. $348,000 to $75,000 to $45,000. Now I'm like, okay, remaining balance, $23,000. Now we're getting a little bit better.

And so we're at this point where we're like, fuck, dude. Because we really like this place. Our kids love it. We want to come dude. Because we really like this place. Our kids love it. We want to come back here. They really like you, too. And so we're like, listen, we love it. But it's like buying a car. We don't want to just buy the car.

We want to think about it. And he's like, well, you know, if you leave, if someone else comes in, we have to offer them this deal. Listen, if you go think about this bad idea for too long, someone else might buy this bad idea. And then I don't have another bad idea for you. I'm not bad ideas. I'm all sold out on bad ideas. So don't think about this bad idea too long.

See you later, Brian. So we were like, I don't know. I think we want to talk about it, come back tomorrow. And he's like, I don't know. And people are coming in and out, too. Like, this is just the main guy. And he's like, well, we kind of talked him him into we'll come back tomorrow and make this deal uh if it feels if we feel good about it and they're like i don't know like we we don't we can't offer you in goes the niece and all the shit over and over again and trying to sell how

great is like we know how great is we've been here three three years in a row we you don't we don't need to sell us on how great it is. We just gotta get the price down, because we're not gonna pay that much money. So, we talk him into coming back the next day. And then, so they're like, alright, fine. We're not gonna make this deal today. So, he's like, okay,

would you mind going down and we'll do one last little out interview? Like, see how our salesman did. So we're like, fine. We walk out of there. Were you at least drinking during this fucking adventure? No,

it started at nine 30 and when we had free breakfast, God, he should have been doing that. Be like, this number is looking pretty good. If I could get one more, if I was drinking, I probably would have,

I probably would have signed, make it terrible. Saved you a lot of words. I spent a lot of money. I spent a lot of money and saved you a lot of words and i've i spent a lot of money words open bar so we uh so we're now we're down in this meeting with this guy he's like how did he do and we're like he was great he's like did it was it did it feel pushy at all and we're like no because our guy didn't really push that hard it was like everybody else and we're like fine he's like so what's the what's the what's the problem what's the deal we're like well we just we would want to think about it we

don't want to just pull the trigger he's like all right what if i've got one more bad idea for you what if and he writes 12 000 down and he starts writing this thing and we thought we were on the way out and my wife finally just like you know what i'm out she's like that's it give us numbers too much give me id all this stuff and and it was like out and so they they like were they were basically keeping our ids hostage so they had to go back and get those and we didn't we got out of there and we were like whew like that felt weird we feel like we dodged a bullet and all that kind of stuff a couple days go by and I talked to my wife. I was like I wonder it was like that twelve thousand dollar deal Okay, I wonder if they would still be willing to do that

And I was like, what if I just called him up and said hey, man, we're still here. We're interested So I call the guy up And we meet back the next day And we're going through this whole thing, and I'm like, well, what they offered us was 12, and they're like, oh, what they offered you was a trial run, trial thing. Because we can't give a... Come on down to my timeshare, the real one. We can't just give you this for...

Just enjoying a lunch, not even thinking about it, and a magician walks up and goes, oh, and reaches behind your ear and pulls out a timeshare contract. Already signed. Looks like I got one more bad idea. It's already signed. How's $8,000 sound? He rips off his mask.

It's him again. Have I told you about my niece? It's funny you said the $8,000 because that's what we ended up settling on. Because then we're like, well, what about this $10,000? He's like, well, we can't do that because it's, no, $10,000. I was like, what about this tent he's like well we can't do that because it's like it's it's no 10 000 i was like what what about i said what about this tent we find the spot on the beach you're up in a brand new room and he pulls the curtains open he goes how about this tent you can have this tent on every other wednesday in july in 26 in 2026 for ten thousand dollars like what the

fuck is happening my wife goes because this was a few days later she's like if i have to hear if they if they mention the the niece i might just laugh in their faces it's like she's like is that rude i'm like i i don't know. I don't know. And they mentioned it. And when she didn't, we kind of looked at each other like, oh, the fucking niece. So we ended up doing like a, well, what can we get for $10,000? And they were like, well, you get like a 10-year type deal. And there's a lot of details. We went into that.

But we finally got to a point where we felt good about it. And we're like, so what we're going to pay, and as much as we're going to travel over the next 10 years, it actually makes sense price-wise. So when are we going? We start signing papers. And we're doing all this kind of stuff. And we're like, okay. We're like, shake the guy's hand. We're like, fuck yeah, dude. And then they're like, all right, we got to go to this last office and right you walk in there's a paper shredder

and he just shreds your contract i can't do that well it's funny because we had like all like native native mexican people that are there that that work there and then all of a sudden we ended up talking to like some canadian guy it was from and then so we're like Remember than the gym you couldn't get out of the country Run dog run Oh You're from Canada. Mm-hmm. We had we had many chances like not talking and like as soon as the guys like, okay I'm gonna leave you guys this he closed the door goes get the fuck out of here. Yeah

Well, I came on vacation 15 years ago. It's funny You said that because yeah, it was like he was he didn't talk very much and he was kind of dodging some of our questions They're like fucking weird. So we ended up so you have a time. Sure. He goes. I don't know. What's time? What is time? I mean, it's all I mean in Mexico. It's always it's always a good time. I know that I never had a bad time. I know that. I'm like, what? I never had a bad time. Never had a bad time. So we go into this office to sign everything.

Now we just got to go over the papers and make sure everything lines up. So we sit down. So we're now with this lady from Canada. And they're with our salesman guy. And we start going over the thing. And I'm like what it was basically the opposite whoops what i thought we were getting yeah i bet and and in the back of your head you're like oh that's why everyone says this is a bad idea because the way that i thought

it was it was two weeks that we were gonna get we could use any time of the year for free uh for free no you only pay the usage um and but these things are like they're like three two thousand dollars a night so we're getting them for 1200 a week or whatever yeah because they are they are nice we'll see after the first time you stay there yeah so uh but then yeah so then it turned out to we had one week in the off season, but then we have two weeks through this other website that essentially is basically a timeshare. And I was like, this isn't at all. Fuck you. I was like, this is bullshit. So they cut another few thousand dollars out.

They ended up getting it down to like eight. It's just, um god this is gonna be a saga yeah we i think we still as long as this podcast is going we're gonna just hear about this i think we still have one uh day or two to get out of it if we if we need to just get the fuck out but no but so here's the thing this is a place that our kids go that we really like and it's a like a two-bedroom house basically that we get to stay in and for the price we pay if we were to pay out of pocket or like go to a place it's we would spend way more so we in our brains we're like okay because usually like a hundred years you have

this for you know those are like 10 years it'll be paid off within the first year or two, whatever. And so we only pay for it when we go or whatever. Or whatever. But then we could take family, friends, things like that. Yeah, we're going. I want to see this place. I want to meet this guy. It's fucking, it's a gorgeous. I mean, the resort, it's a fucking huge, it's a giant thing.

There is so much stuff to do. So, like, we're justifying it like, we're going to come back here anyway. And we're actually going to pay less than we would if we had to pay out of pocket. So, we're justifying it that way. I just got a good idea. Can the next lap time be about how bad timeshares are? That's how a pyramid scheme works. Can he dive in and see what the fuck's happening

so is i so what's funny about it a lot of people have timeshares and a lot of times it works out so as long as you just didn't fucking sign some dumb shit you'll be fine yeah and i mean amber's really good at going over my understanding of it it's for to lock in funding to invest the money that they're getting or build other things. It's like a real life fundraiser. Yeah. Well, they're building. You get all this money for very low maintenance.

Yeah. Yeah. And so, like, essentially, like, yeah, if we would, we'll spend three to four thousand dollars with food and lodging as opposed to like 10 or 15 if we paid out of pocket We'll spend three to four thousand dollars on a lawyer to get out of this You got got anybody that's a it's always fun in Philadelphia fan. Yeah, I just could not Stop saying to myself don't get got don't get got the whole fucking time I and I left out a lot of the details but it was an emotional fucking roller coaster just it was crazy speaking of roller coaster they do have

was it worth the free breakfast nah breakfast was okay was lunch free because you're there for fucking all day that was the thing it was like the first day we were like we have to get out of here our kids are ready to go to the pool. We've been in here for three hours. We just have to get out of here. But it's a well-oiled machine. Oh, yeah. Where as soon as you show, like, I'm not interested, they pivot.

And then someone comes in and, like, throws a wrench into it. And you're like, whoa. Oh, yeah. They know exactly what they're doing. Would have been really funny right at the end as you're kind of going back and forth. They bring in that mariachi guy and he plays that song. Yeah. How about now?

You have him for a week. We'll throw him in. Yeah. You talk him down to 8,000 and then you talk them back up to 35 just because that guy played the song. And he will play some Skinner. Yes, he will. All right.

Well, I'm looking forward to going to Mexico with you. Yeah. Yay. Should we slide off into some dick? Yeah. All right, let's do a dick. Dick! Is it dumb?

Is it interesting? Is it cool? Then it's dick. Dick. We'll keep this dick stubby this week. That was hard to relive. Because we had a hell of a timeshare story. I'm sure if you have...

This one made its way through the socials. When I first saw this story, it had not quite picked up the steam that it eventually did, but of course it did, because how could it not? This weenie's not getting roasted. Man's penis sticks to icy sidewalk. Come on, man.

That's pretty cool. At least this can't be in Florida. No, it's not. It's in Canada. So getting your tongue stuck to a frozen pole sounds painful. You're just thinking about Christmas story, right? But it ain't got nothing on this guy. Because a poor, unfortunate soul

got his whole penis. Whole thing? Yeah, I love that. Thanks for the description. I was like, what part of the penis? The whole thing. Put on ice. And. Thanks for the description. I was like, what part of the penis? The whole thing. Put on ice, and we've got the pics to prove it. TMZ has obtained exclusive photos from outside a bar in Alberta, Canada, in which first responders are working to wrench a Patreon of the establishment, or patron, my podcast mouth just took over.

Patreon of the establishment off the sidewalk. Okay. This is so funny because if you, okay, not knowing the story, how do you think this man could find himself in a situation where his penis is stuck to a sidewalk? His buddies. Yeah. I mean. Do you think he was talked into it?

Drunk dudes is the way. I mean, that's the way it happened in Christmas Story. That's how everything happened. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Everything in history started with a couple drunk dudes talking about shit. Mm-hmm. Like, you think we could fucking build an arena and have dudes fight lions?

Just do it. Just fucking do it. I'm not doing it. Well, who's going to do it then? We'll get other people... We'll get someone else to do it. People, poor people... We're idea guys.

We're idea guys. We'll sit up here and watch it uh this one ain't for the faint of heart or crotch for that matter this man's member is basically glued to the unforgiving ice and it's not coming off despite all the others pulling with all their might they blurred the photos but trust us the gentleman's privates are clearly stretched before snapping right back to the ice. First responders seem to be pulling pretty dang hard right here. Hot water, dude! Nearly performing an impromptu circumcision on the street. That's a fun magic trick. Fuck. Would you like me to

rip your dick skin off? Which cup has the ball under it? You go to the bar uncircumcised, you come home circumcised? Mm-hmm. So here's the detail right here. Police in Alberta tell us the man in the clip got intoxicated and began arguing with people inside East Village Pub and Eatery in Fort McMurray. Ah, my dick won't stick!

Cops say that dispute spilled into the street where the guy's pants fell down while fighting with the bar's patrons. Oh, no. So not talked into it. It was an accident. But just being so drunk, your pants falling off, and then your sweaty hog stuck to the fucking sidewalk. Oh, my dick's stuck. Oh, fuck you. I'm not embarrassing myself.

It's the dad that's peeing in the luggage. I'm just having a good time. Oh, you can't have a good time. And he slips and his fucking dick's stuck to the sidewalk. Come on. Come on, Jerry. Get up. I can't get up.

I can't get up. My fucking dick's stuck to the sidewalk. Okay. I've heard that one before i've heard that one the old the old sweaty dick sweaty dick sidewalk move come on pull your pants up get home i can't let me roll just roll over oh he's rolling over his dick's like the ball skin's just stretching i know it'd be in that bouncer just like oh god Let me roll just roll over who's rolling over his dicks like more More the ball skins just stretching. I know it'd be in that bouncer gets like oh god. Oh shit Is this covered under our? liability insurance

How is there not like is there video now just picture just pics I'm sure this I didn't put in the work To watch the stretch dick, but I want to see an uncensored video of this happening. Of this dick getting pulled against an icy sidewalk? Yeah. Because the tongue's bad enough, but... Yeah. You're messing with some... What?

What just happened to you? You just almost died? No, I feel good. Oh, yeah, Brian's sick. First responders managed to detach his unit Without injuring him before he was arrested This guy's having a really bad night Just standing there with his pants down

And his legs With arms and handcuffs Bloody dick And here's my favorite part, he was not charged According to police Like if it just got worse He had to wait In order to figure out what he did wrong They're like, they had to... He had to wait in order to figure

out what he did wrong. They're like, is there anything in the books on a dick stuck to ice? Nope. Any fines? Not that I can see. Was it a decent... He didn't mean to do it. Yeah, it was an accident. I mean, we saw his dick, but we were just trying to help. I don't think we can... Okay, let him go.

I told you I did nothing! He didn't purposely throw his dick out for everyone to see. Nope. Nope, just throwing a tantrum. Just got his dick off the ice. We're not sure exactly... He what? We're not sure exactly he what cops arrested him for.

It's TMZ. Or how authorities peeled his penis off the ice. I'm guessing a little de-icer. It sounds like there's not too much blistering on this little guy. They're like, how are we going to do this? He goes, well, I guess we could use the blowtorch. Oh, no! Just put water on it.

Just get a cup of warm water. Oh, shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. And whenever there's drunk people around, too, they're just like the decisions you make. No one's going like, oh, let's just get a warm glass of water and get it off. It's like, I think we should pull harder. Let's pee harder. Or just like, go get a boiling glass of water.

Pee on him. Pee on him. Yeah, the officer pisses on a guy's dick that's stuck to his sidewalk. Or all of his buddies are like dicks out just peeing on this guy. Yep. We're helping your dicks out they're the ones that get arrested yeah because that's voluntary yeah you're right all right our next dick story has nothing to do with dicks but goddamn i love a stubborn

homeowner i always love these stories and this one might be the best i've ever seen homeowner who refused to relocate now lives in the middle of a motorway. Look at these fucking pictures. This is crazy. Yeah. Fight the cunts. Except you're there all day and all night.

Yeah. That's a freeway. Dude. It's not just like not letting like a, I don't know, like a business building, build a shopping mall, right? They're like, come on, everybody else is out of here. He goes, no, don't like it. And they're like, fuck.

And so you just kind of live in a pop-up strip mall situation. That's like kind of how this normally goes. They don't build a multi, possibly billion dollar freeway project and stick you in the middle. Like, it just bends around this fucking house. So, Hung Ping, a resident of Jingxi, is that right? Hung Ping? Yeah. A town southwest of Shanghai made headlines after refusing a generous offer from Chinese authorities to purchase his two-story house for the construction of a new motorway.

Despite being offered 1.6 million yen, so approximately $220,700, which, that's a generous offer? What? Fuck you. I mean, you just go up. Give this dude a million bucks bucks you don't have to build around his fucking house in america they just eminent domain that shit yeah they'd be like no listen you're a problem yeah uh and three replacement properties so they're giving them 220 and then these replacement properties hung decline the deal hoping for an even better deal

according to a metro report i love how what if they didn't tell him that they weren't going to give a new offer? And so he's like, they'll show up anytime. They always do. Yep, exactly. So unfortunately for Hung, this gamble did not pay off.

Instead of continuing negotiations, the government decided to build the motorway around his property. Now his home sits located in the middle of a soon-to-be inaugurated highway, a situation that has brought him both regret and unwanted attention. How many people are going to just drive into his fucking house because they don't know what the hell...

There's a house in the freeway! That was one of my first thoughts, Zach, is a drunk driver not going around the bend and like, are they going to fly over? Just smashes into your living room he's like i'll have two cheeseburgers what i was trying to think of the show uh uh hazard jesus yeah so shanghai kind of like where zach uh what zach was commenting about about not giving in right

hung's home now dubbed a nail house, has become a symbol of resistance against government-backed property acquisition in China. So it's working, and there's that, right? Like, you're this guy and your fucking house has a concrete tunnel in order for you to get to it

while a full-blown freeway goes on either side of your home. Like, at roof level. They've built up. You're just sucking in. Out in the real world, you go to the store to buy just eggs and bread and they're like, fuck yeah, hon! You're like, fuck the man!

You're like, yeah! And then you just go home. All night. Trying to cook something and your pots and pans are just like The sound of traffic on a two lane highway going 60 something miles an hour constant traffic.

They have to put up sound walls around neighborhoods to stop, at least quiet the noise. They even put one up here because there's a neighborhood to block the sound for the neighborhood but not on his side

unless they're planning on doing that there but oh my god and they just keep going up with the sound barrier walls so by the end of this this poor guy's sitting in like a 50 foot Is that a tennis court? And they just keep going up with the sound barrier walls. So by the end of this, this poor guy is sitting in like a 50-foot concrete tunnel. He's in a hole.

He's in like an empty silo. Zero view. You look out your window and you just see... You don't even see the cars. They're above you. Yeah. That is fucked. I know. I think eventually he's going to be like, I'll just take the money. And too late, they're not going to give it to him. They already above you. Yeah. That is fucked. I know. I think eventually he's going to be like, I'll just take the money.

They're not going to give it to him. They already built it. They're just waiting for him to maybe have to sell it on his own, which I was thinking. You would buy that. Well, I was thinking. Location, location, location. You could possibly spin it, right? So I'm not sure if there's like airbnb situations uh in china or what the

equivalent is or equivalent is i'm guessing something similar but you could you could put some marketing behind it and then have people rent out the opportunity to go stay in the middle of a freeway yeah right so you move on with your life and you just manage it as a as a rental i think people would do that for the experience yeah right just yeah just fuck off like go have fun be in a freeway of course no one's gonna get drunk and climb onto the freeway from the house's roof but right but that's not your fault it's not your fault you're just you're just sticking up for yourself you know that's right uh but yeah getting all that money and then getting replacement properties uh the article went on to say like

china's the way they're uh acquiring the replacement properties is also bullshit so then you're part of another evil that the government's doing to try and entice you to to give your home up when they just took sounds like a timeshare situation this is exactly why i was hesitant to sign up for a timeshare yeah this is where timeshares go I was feeling pretty good about it until today. Thinks a lot. I guess wait until that fucking lap time when Zach comes along. And I steal your couch when you take me down there. Oh, that's the thing.

There's room. There's more. There's plenty of room for you. All right. Well, that's our dick. We got a pretty big petty beef, too. So let's dive into that. Okay. Hey, Zach. Silence in the court. We got a pretty big petty beef, too. So let's dive into that. Okay.

Hey, Zach. Silence in the court. You are now entering the petty beef courtroom where all sides of some bullshit will be heard and evaluated. The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final-ish. This is Petty Beef. Okay, so on to the neighbor tiff. and let me paint the scene a little bit on and also explaining why i was so shocked that this current situation even happened in the first place okay

so i just in everyday life like not not an asshole like we've covered that we're just not you're not just i'm not just mean to people cassie's not just like mean to people like you're you're nice and i'd rather kill somebody with kindness than be just be a fucking asshole right then to kill someone then to just kill them and make love to the dead body newly dead necrophilia that's illegal right yeah freshly dead uh so this particular neighbor when cassie first moved in before she met me had no problem he does construction and cassie learned that i'm not sure is it the guy over yeah which way are you pointing that way doesn't matter so doesn't matter uh and we'll call him hopefully he's not listening i hope he does

because he fucking deserves this uh or maybe maybe not we'll see what the what the kids have to say so he does some construction and cassie was remodeling the home when she moved back here to spokane after living in Seattle for like 15 years. Right. And she already owned this house, but she, she had it and rented it. And then when she got back in it, she wanted to remodel it to get it back up to something that she could live

in or potentially sell and move off to something else. So in that time period, this particular neighbor, like she paid him $20,000 plus to help remodel the home. He was over here every day. Like that was his main like project that he was working on. And the relationship was so nice. Like it was nothing romantic, but it was very cordial.

Do you know of? Well, I don't think there's no reason for a hammer. It was before me. So who cares? And I help with trash cans. Like the kid, like she bought Christmas gifts for their kid for Christmas. They would, for those months of remodeling, spend tons of time together. We talked about shoveling snow.

He would shovel snow in front of her house because she's just a lady, a weak woman. Frail and weak arms. With weak arms and a small brain. And she couldn't figure out how to work the shovel. So he would help out and he was very nice then once the project like stopped like the communication stopped and he like he's been he's been fine like since i've started dating cassie been nice like wiffle balls that would get hit over the fence and hit his house like he would grab him and throw him back over the fence uh wave to each other yeah or put poison that put bombs in them and hope that we would all blow up and explode

and anyway so i do all that so some he went from being nice and i don't know if because the way that penises work sometimes is as soon as the opportunity to have sex with her disappeared he wasn't as nice anymore sure Sure. So that could be it, but I don't know if that makes sense because Cassie was also seeing someone else before I showed up and he was nice before that. So maybe he just fucking hates my red beard. He just fucking hates red beards.

So I say all that to say this, how long have we been recording the Can You Don't podcast out of this particular studio? Oh, year and a half? Year and a half, roughly, probably, studio oh year and a half year and a half roughly probably yeah year and a half maybe coming up yeah around there right um in nothing has ever happened it's always just been like hey and like waving to this neighbor the other day i pulled on i pulled into the to park and the trash cans were out and it was a tight spot and I was

killing it. Wait, in the front or the alley? Front. Okay. We don't park in the alley. It's just you give everyone a free pass to smash your windows out. Oh, yeah. Like there's nothing going on back there.

So park on the public street, which also me saying public, remember that. So I'm pulling in, in a nice parallel park and i'm fucking killing it like it is a tight spot barely and he's getting out of his vehicle and he has his kid with him i think is like 10 or 11 years old and he's like and he's like stopping and he's looking at me and i'm like damn maybe he's just like admiring yeah or like seeing if i'm gonna hit my trash can so it's funny to him right and i'm like yeah it's weird like why is he doing that and i pop out of my car and i just hear like in the faint distance i'm kind of moving around and getting shit out of my car i just hear like somebody yelling and i'm like what the fuck's that and so i pop my head i look over you thought

he was cheering for you and there he is and And he goes, you got a fucking problem? And I'm like, what? And he goes, you got a fucking problem? And I was like, his kid is standing there holding his school backpack. And I'm like, do I have a fucking problem? I was like, what are you talking about? And he goes, last thing I want to do, get home. And someone's parked in my spot

now and i'm like for i'm like what the fuck is happening i'm like hold on a second so i closed like close the doors and get my backpack out and i grabbed the trash cans and pull them up a little bit farther and he goes he goes there's been cars parked in here in front of my house and i have to park down the street to walk into my house so do you have a fucking problem first of all want to say this dude's probably five five 105 pounds i will i will fucking accidentally kill you like shut the fuck up like that's just the terrible approach nothing has happened and i'm like i don't know what you're i was like i don't know what you're talking about i was like we rarely have anybody over here and he goes yeah but when they are they park right in front of my fucking house

and i'm like i don't that's me and i'm like what okay i'm like one second so he's standing like in closer to me at this point then i start rolling the trash cans up to put him away so i can actually hear what he has to say and he moves up and now he's like has his door open so he's like ready to run if i'm gonna fuck him but i've been nice this whole time i'm not gonna fucking kill him and i was like okay so people are parking in front of your house and he goes yes sometimes like fucking three days i'm like well that's not happening i was like i record a podcast i might sleep out in front of your house for a couple days happening i was like i record a podcast i might sleep out in front of your house for a couple days yeah i was like i record a podcast on wednesdays from like

noon to three i was like have the cars been here i was like what cars have been here for like the last couple weeks and he goes i don't know what cars and i'm like that's not helpful yeah that's what i said and he goes i just don't i'm trying to be fucking neighborly yeah and i was like this goes like that this is really neighborly yeah and he goes i'm just fucking sick of it and i i didn't say this but i wanted to this guy this motherfucker has a honda civic that hasn't moved in two years parked in the fucking street and it's a public street and if somebody does park in front of his house he has to walk an extra 20 feet to get into his house and the car that he does drive is like a

1976 fucking van that he maybe stole that kid from i have no idea if it's actually his kid i haven't done a dna test that kid might be in trouble just by looking at the van uh and he's like he's like yeah and then one more time's like, do you have a fucking problem? And I was like, what are you talking about? And I was like, I'm done with this. And I just walked away, and he goes, fucking ridiculous, and shuts the door. So here's the petty beef part I want to bring up.

You can catch anybody on an off day and get the worst part of them, right? So is that what happened in this situation? Also want to say, I purposely didn't tell you guys not to park in front of his house today. Because fuck him. That's the worst possible way in front of your kid to just start yelling at your neighbor. Trying to be neighborly. I'm trying to be fucking neighborly.

Is he the guy in the corner? No, he's right directly next to the house. Okay, I think he was out front. Oh, that's not you. You parked down there. Okay. He's right next to us. On the right, the other side where he parks.

Yeah. I haven't parked over there. I used to park by that tree sometimes. Yeah, in front of his fucking van. I haven't done it in a year, probably. So I don't know if he's's mistaking but like i don't i work from home my work off like my desk is by a bunch of windows that face the front of the house and i haven't seen people like parking there so i honestly have no idea what he's talking about unless the timing of if you park he like

works and then grabs his kid and then comes home and you're parked in there because that is the time frame of getting home from school like 2 to 3 and we would mostly almost every time be here still recording from 2 to 3 and he has to park a car length

more forward I usually park, I'm right behind you right now so right in front of the house or directly across the street. That's what Cassie was saying too. She goes, I don't fucking know the last time he parked there. I have no fucking idea what he's talking about. That's crazy. And like you said, it is I just saw a video about this today, which is kind of funny about this person coming out and yelling at this person for parking in front of their house, saying that they own that parking spot and that it's their property.

It's like a public street. I'm visiting my friend. And they're going back and forth. It's absolutely not. And the side of it. So, Petty Beef, all the stuff that I've said. The other funny part of it is just thinking about him for the last year and a half muttering to himself and stewing oh yeah waiting to say something today i'm gonna

fucking see it maybe you didn't catch him i'm gonna fucking tell him how i feel about about parking here's what i don't get here's what i don't understand there's plenty of parking that they ask the fuck you did the do you have a fucking problem Is the wrong question To be asking someone Terrible question So it's like If you were staring him down And just watch him the whole time

That's when it's like Can I help you or something Do you have a problem But you just parking your car And walking in your house Do you have a problem That question doesn't make any sense Like no I thought

I might have had a problem Because the trash cans Were in the way Of my parking spot But I i just but i nailed it look i just fucking nailed that part look there's you don't have a problem with parking you can put a fucking dime between the curb and my tire you could fit your leg in there you scrawny little bitch scrawny little fucking tweaker what an emotional roller coaster for you you kill it with the parking job and then yeah he's cheering for you hear someone yelling and you're like dude he loved that yeah and just like his kid his kid like kid just head down you

could tell just so embarrassed it's like what the fuck is yeah you're the asshole you're the asshole and he's embarrassing his kid oh yeah i mean just and again the approach i killed him with like i wanted to hear him and i was like dude i was like dude i'm not gonna say whatever we'll just call him philip because that's his name uh and i was like i have i honestly don't know what you're talking about no one comes to our house they're there one time a week for three hours outside of that i don't have any friends like no one's coming over here and And like, once I said, is it on a Wednesday from noon to three? And he goes, I don't know. Yeah.

I was like, what fucking tabs are you keeping? What car is it? I don't fucking know. You're killing it. You should be a detective. Yeah, so far you haven't given me anything to work with. You're just pissed. The problem I have is your inability to collect details.

Yeah. Do you have a fucking problem? Yes. With your ability to tell me what the fuck's going on. Give me, if you can tell me, then I can go, okay,

hey guys, here's what the, here's, here's the thing. Yeah. But you can't give me anything. You're just yelling at me. Just yelling at me.

So maybe off day. So here's the question I have for the kids about this petty beef. Because it's stupid and I don't care. Do I just, because it's stupid and i don't care do i just do we just not park in front of his house and give in to this behavior just because it's not worth it to even even care i'm gonna park on his lawn yeah i mean there is plenty of parking like i don't know what the fuck he's talking about the worst case scenario is you have to walk like two house lengths to get to the studio. You're not directly in front of your walk.

100 feet. Your little sidewalk. The sidewalk. You have to walk 100 feet. There's snow though, Joe. I know. So that is like, that's the outcome. Or, like I kind of purposely did today, I didn't tell you guys about this, hoping he

would pull one of his two cars that worked off of the public parking and then one of you guys would slide it and park there today and then he would chew our asses out fucking i'd love to see it yeah then you guys get a good look at him be like dude you're lucky i can even hear you your voice should be outside of my my my my frequency range mickey Mouse I am so mad you have a problem you just pick up his car yeah I don't like it when you park your fucking

Hot Wheels here there are actually a few cars that don't work on this street yeah across the way I'm not sure if they work or don't work but they don't fucking drive them and he has a car that literally doesn't work

and hasn't moved in the whole time I've lived here and has the fucking balls to yell at me when he's just wasting a fucking public parking spot I know I should just call the cops and get his car fucking towed

god that would be the ultimate little little payback that'd be fun vote now you're what you're called the cops no so anyway that yeah that is the vote do i do we just breeze over it and just don't because there's plenty of parking so don't worry about it or just fucking park in it because fuck you don't reward that behavior i'm going door number two in the fuck you i mean you're not doing anything wrong by parking there for a few hours i mean i don't have any reason but like i just don't feel like fighting with this motherfucker i don't care yeah so it's easy to just not park if his pedophile van isn't there don't park where that is um or just fucking do whatever because he's shouldn't scream at people that he doesn't know in front of his kid you could be a madman with a machete and be

on the long side of the wrong side of the law like it's a fucking public street he's not giving van overs any van owners any good like no i think that's the biggest concern It's one of those giant vans too Those old giant 70's Bubble window motherfuckers Basically like an RV it's huge I'd have one if it wasn't for him Yep So anyway I just wanted to throw that out there for the kids So if you guys want to let me know

Cause it's easy for I take the high road And just fucking don't deal with it I don't care I didn't do anything wrong He shouldn't be yelling at me or fuck it purposely park there if you guys have to i mean i'll never have to because it i know my i always park directly behind his broken down car you know what's weird about that is i used to park down there for i mean i remember doing it for a few weeks but remember i remember thinking, when I parked down here, I'm way down the house, way down the street.

So, like, Just parking across the street, yeah. Yeah, but then I didn't want to take up the guy's spot to live across the street. But there's been no issue. Yeah, they haven't come out and scream at us in front of their kids?

No. I'm not sure what he was expecting I'm not sure if he just did he want me to fight him I don't understand what else are you looking for there just trying to be neighborly no fucking problem trying to be fucking neighborly I don't doubt it

I doubt it maybe he just had to pick his kid up out of juvie I don't know. Like I'm saying, anybody can fucking have a real bad moment. So I'm not holding it against him. Plus, I hope he keeps throwing the wiffle balls back. Because we enjoy doing that in the backyard. Maybe we'll be poisoned this time.

Not a bomb. All right. Well, send it in. Hey, guys at CanYouDon'tPodcast.com. Let's just do some good news. Fuck yeah. Zach! So you're telling me there's a chance.

Hooray. We are doomed. Yeah! Okay. Remember the story about the fisherman that was fishing? And, oh, no. Is it going to do this to me? Fucking stupid.

It's not popping up in ad? Not yet. Okay. The Jump Rope Pro? That's the It's not popping up in ad? Not yet. The Jump Rope Pro? That's the one. Will you just read it? Remember the story about the fisherman that saw the lady drowning

and then he was so good at fishing in the ocean. Oh yeah. He scooped her up. He hooked her jeans and pulled her in to save her life. So kind of like that.

Okay. I thought maybe it was going to be a follow up. Kind of. Jump Rope Pro saves neighbor and dog from ice pond with jump rope. My parents said this would never be worth anything.

Look at my medal, mom! In an extreme instance of life-imitating art, an author of children's books about rope-wielding hero reportedly used his jump ropes to save both a dog and a young man from drowning after they fell into the ice pond in Indiana. Those exploits in December by David Fisher, who also jumps rope professionally. Perfect last name for the situation. Right? Yeah, no shit. Recently earned him recognition as a hero from the municipal government of Westfield as the Indiana televised news station.

Fuck. WR TV. field as the Indiana televised news station... WRTV! Authorities say Fisher sprang into action after his son Felix heard a man screaming for help. He couldn't hear the people screaming because he was... He couldn't hear it over the whipping noise? The triple jump. You didn't hear him?

Cross, cross, cross. They realized the neighbor's dog had gone onto the ice pond while chasing geese, causing him to fall in the water. In turn, an 18-year-old man went in after the dog to try to save the animal, but it ended up falling in too. That's when Fisher... Story's old as time. Right? That's when Fisher grabbed his jump rope bag. Oh, shit. Pulled out his

You don't have to pack it up! Just go, Fisher! No. This is a $200 jump rope up. Just go, Fisher. No. This is a $200 jump rope. You never know, man. Oh, shit. They need my help. Wraps it up.

And then straps it onto his back. And he's like, okay. A picture is. Quick, I'm really cold. Just one second. Takes his fucking jump rope zipper backpack off. Puts it down. That's not the right one.

That one's too expensive. I gotta use that one next week at a contest. Here we go. Here we go, this will work. And he's springing to action. Yeah. So, uh... Jumped his rope

Pulled out double dutch ropes And bravely if gingerly Stepped onto the ice I just instinctively went Fisher recounted I could hear the ice cracking underneath my feet Cause I couldn't stop jump roping I was so addicted

Are you guys okay? Will you please stop jumping on the fucking ice? What? Watch this. Think I can do four? I don't care. I'm going to try for four. Damn it.

Hits his feet. Okay, I'll help you now. When I finally did arrive, I slung the rope to him, and he grabbed one handle. Bit by bit, we pulled him out of the ice pond, said Fisher, whose son helped him complete the rescue. The Fishers

then took the neighbor and his dog to their homes so they could warm up and wait for first responders to arrive. More like second responders. Will you guys sit here and warm up. I'm going to watch my new routine. They're sitting with a blanket like a hot cocoa. So what I'm thinking is

borderline hyperthermia. So I'm not sure if I should do the cross after the triple or the double. Or should I do the triple with a cross? With a cross. Here, take a look at both. And he keeps messing it up. Hold on, one more try. God damn it you know you guys are gonna see this how the sausage is made right here are you guys good at jump rope well i haven't tried to be good at it yeah it's been a while

i mean it never was a it never was an obstruction if i was doing a workout just yeah i could do like the little boxer one where it's like tap tap tap tap you know like just a little and then what about you because you guys cross and do the backward shit all that stuff never tried i'm sure i could do it cross i think i could a little bit in school when like in high school as part of gym i was too busy focusing on pogo sticking having the sexuals having sex and pogo sticking. Having the sexuals. Having sex and pogo sticking. And doing yo-yo tricks. I never got around to fucking jump rope. It was just right there, though.

It's just the next step to a jump rope from a yo-yo. Oh, it's a gateway? Yeah. It's a big leap. Yo-yos are a gateway to fucking jump roping. Then you're hula hooping in high school. Before you know it, you're selling meth! It's meth time.

You guys want to hopscotch really fast? Okay, anything else in the story? I mean, you get it, you're selling meth! It's meth time. You guys want to hop scotch really fast? Okay, anything else in the story? I mean, you get it. So he's collected three world records involving jumping rope, lost seated on the ground. He also said he performs a very interactive, virtually entertaining jump rope show. It's virtually

entertaining. Visually entertaining. As far as jump roping goes, pretty entertaining. That would have's a great review he's treated two u.s presidents george bush although it does not specify which one and bill clinton a russian boris yeltsin two performances he's performed for some real uh those those fucking event planners were fired what's the entertainment this evening well so we have this guy i'm not amused he's a world record holder so what band do we have okay so who's playing tonight i'll stop you right there

boris we got a sick jump roper you're fired from a cannon jumpingope is such a passion for Fisher that he's written a fictional children's book centering on a hero who defeats his evil enemies with a laser-like rope. Why does everyone make a fucking comic book character about their silly thing that they do? I'm an accountant. But I'm an accountant with a gun.

Accountant man. So the hero shares Fisher's nickname, the Rope Warrior. Too much. Of course he made it about himself. I'm the superhero, me! That's why he wouldn't say it. He owes three world records. This guy's a narcissist. Yeah, two for jumping a rope and one being a

pretentious asshole. That's like someone who rides a unicorn, or not a unicorn, a unicycle, right? Yeah. A guy that's that good at a unicycle. Like, we get it. Just get on this bike.

We got places to be. It's way more efficient. Will you please get in my car? Yeah, two world records for jumping rope. The third one is just for having the highest amount of confidence for a jump roper. You can measure that?

Oh yeah. Oh, can you? Oh yeah. He creates sonic booms. He gets so fast. Well, I'm glad that worked out out i'm glad the kid and the dog and the jump rope were all safe uh i found a funny t-shirt the internet is pretty wild depending on your browsing habits you can either experience something super cool or go to prison crazy right let's check it out together as a couple hey look what i found yes that's awesome i'm trying to be fucking neighborly this is fucking so good i wish for some reason this

came up on our show and we could have made this t-shirt because it is gold. It's on Etsy. It's so funny because my niece, who's 10. Yeah. Gets, gets, uh, she gets jewelry.

It clears. So if you're, if you're seeing the video version on YouTube, if not the audio version, you're just going to have to trust me. It's the perfect design with little hearts. And it just says, I got my clip pierced at Claire's. And I just had to make sure that everyone knew this shirt existed.

That could be worn in every situation. Young girls I've seen shopping. Do you know how many young girls I know that shop? You know a lot of young girls. I know a lot of young girls that got their clit pierced declares. You too, huh? Yeah, that's my first one fell out. You're talking to a five-year-old sitting in a piercing chair? First one fell out You're talking to a five year old?

Sitting in a piercing chair? First time? What are you thinking about getting done? I'm just going to do my ears I'm getting my clit pierced for the third time this month They keep falling out What are you working on in school? You learning timetables yet?

You not do that yet? It always stings. You guys still doing the 20% off? Clip piercings? Just for you. Thank you. But yeah, yeah, just look it up. It's on Etsy.

There's actually a ton of different versions of this shirt. What a gift for grandma. Oh, man. The perfect grandma. Like, if you're just looking for a shirt to wear out to make your friends laugh, I don't care. I don't care if you have a clit or not. Just the flowery princess design. I got my clit pierced at Claire's.

And raving reviews. I wouldn't expect that. Five stars. Of course it's five stars. 6,600. I expect one of you to buy that shirt and wear it around. We should. I'll cut it out to buy that shirt and wear it around. We should. I'll cut it out and put it in the card this year.

Like I was saying, there's a ton of different versions of it, so I'm guessing it's not copyrighted. We probably could just make that shirt, but I feel cheap doing that. Someone else's idea. I don't want to make money off it. That's fucking perfectly said and very funny. We have a giant email this week, so we're going to hop over that and just do one email. Zach, play the fucking thing! All right, let's hear what you guys think.

Really? You want to talk to me? Wow, that's cool. Getting back in it. Got a big old show today, huh? Sorry, what? Don't pull this up. Oh, look. Just looking at clip piercings?

Titty tassels now. Fuck yeah. This email's coming in from our son, David, who writes, I considered sending this in as a... Sorry, I just got weird hookups. Sending this in as a confession, but decided, man, to fuck up! And possibly embarrass the shit out of myself. First things first, shout out to my poppies and of course the fucking script keeper, Uncle Zach.

So, it was a beautiful summer day. Sunday, late July last year. The only... Great autumn morn. Yeah. The only day of the year I could visit my timeshare in Mexico. Four months.

Sunday, late July last year. A bunch of amigos, amigas and myself plan to meet up at hops pit fucking beautiful this time of year i bet for a day of swimming floating and drinking i even brought some of the good old devil's lettuce that's marijuana we had great tunes tossing the football fucking passing that frisbee. Just a fucking great day! Try to be fucking neighborly! It was getting late and my homie suggested getting some Mexican food for dinner. I was totally down.

Actually, a bunch of us went. I ordered carne asada and a margarita. Sounds so good. With a belly full, I'll admit, I was pretty tipsy. And knowing that I have to work in the morning, I said my goodbyes and was ready to call it a day. Well, first I had to give my buddy a ride to his casa.

That went off without a hitch. And now I'm heading home excited to shower and pierce my clit and climb into bed. Dude, it's so sick. Dude, that clit piercing's so fucking sick. It's so fucking sick. That's what's keeping them all going. Yeah.

So, fun fact. Iowa is fucking littered with small towns. I can relate. Corn and small towns. Small town Idaho. The next town could potentially be 10, 15, 20 minutes away. Dude. Okay.

This is not in the email. When I explained growing up and people that are from bigger cities and playing high school sports, the fact that we would have to go two hours to play a fucking game blows their mind. Yeah. Especially when you like get home, get home at fucking midnight and get off a school bus. You'd leave school early. You might leave it like noon or something and get home at midnight. Yeah. So 10, 15, 20 minutes away.

Fucking sounds like a great deal. My stomach erupted this gurgle type of sound. A disturbing and alarming gurgle. You know the one. That nobody wants to hear, especially when they're driving in the middle of nowhere. I make it to the next town, but the goddamn gas station was closed!

Oh, fuck! I make a U-turn and start heading home. Maybe, just maybe, the next town's gas station was open. It was close to 1130-ish. I knew it wasn't. I was lying to myself for maybe attempting to fool my stomach. What's that called? GPS?

Like your butt knows when you're getting close to home and it's like, I'm gonna shit now, though. I'm gonna start going early. Yep. I feel like I ended up pissing it off. You're lying to me, bud! I made it pretty close to the next town over, but that gurgle came back with vengeance. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! Now I'm doing the hovering above the seat thing.

Oh, yeah. Clinching for dear life. Unfortunately, I couldn't hold it any longer and decided to pull over and shit beside my truck. I stopped, then gingerly jumped out of my truck, now heading towards the passenger side. I had gambled way too long, and I lost. I just start shitting myself. Diarrhea, dookie,

oozing. Fuck yeah. I love that. I was still in my swimming trunks that the inside lining didn't hold or stop any of it. It just split it up. So the shit just ran freely down my legs.

Just a strainer. Yep. I'll catch the corn strainer. The best I could do is corn. It was good. Oh, it was bad. Like, really bad. I kicked off my trunks in the ditch, disgusted with myself.

I used every napkin I had in the glove compartment, having to duck down a couple times and hide from cars passing by. I didn't even have enough fucking napkins and still had shit on me. So I also forgot to bring a towel. Defeated, I decided to Donald Duck it the rest of the way home with all my windows down, praying I don't get pulled over. Gotta use your socks, brother. Finally, I made it home. Jumped in the shower.

Afterwards, I had to clean the bathtub, then my car seat. Did all that and headed to bed. I thought the nightmare was over, but oh no! My alarm goes off at 5.10am. I get ready for work. I jump in my truck and it won't start. Uh, what the fuck? Oh, my key is not in the truck. I run back inside trying to find it or the spare.

I cannot find them. Ah, fuck! And that's when I realized that when I tossed my trunks, I must have tossed my keys with them. Ah, fuck! These are all capitalized ah fucks, by the way. I'm not improvising. I had to call into work saying I'm having vehicle issues. I called my ex and explained that I needed help finding my shitty swimming trunks. Somewhere on Highway 30.

She was sweet enough to help me look for them. We drove up and down the highway with no success. We gave up after the third trip. She broke up with me. Yeah. From that, from her perspective to get that phone call and then to be like, okay.

And then you just go sit in the car with the guy used to date. He just shit his pants and lost his swimming trunks and his car keys. One of the reasons she probably broke up with him was for the stupid shit. I knew you were going to do this. He just drive around for two hours. Then he just goes, well, see ya. And you're like, oh, bye. And he just drops you off at home.

You're like, that was cool. Later that day, I finally catch a break. I found the spare or I found a spare in the winter jacket. A great day, but shitty night. So yeah, sexy honk, huge fan. And oh, fuck. Keep on keeping on. Bye. Love your shitty night. So yeah, Sexy Honk, huge fan. Oh, fuck. Keep on keeping on. Bye.

Love your shitty britches son, David. What a nightmare, dude. What a shitty adventure. It's so funny when you're in those moments, though, and you feel like it's like- You're scared. Everything is going wrong. Not one thing can go right. And you're like, just give me one break.

And then to top it off, your keys are gone. You call your ex. It's like, fuck, dude. The shame of cleaning up diarrhea Mexican food off your fucking truck seat. You're like, this is great. I am winning. Wow. This is exactly how I hoped my day would end.

I thought I'd be doing so much better in life. God, if I could do this more often, I really, God, that's I guess what I'm missing I wish you knew you're in the good old days You know Right now Alright, well that's it Sign up, become part of the gaggle Patreon.com slash CanYouDon'tPodcast

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Joke. Zach, play! Good God. Wrap it. Zach, play. Good God. Wrap it up already, huh? I don't think I've told you guys, but I got a new job. Did you? Yeah, I'm circumcising elephants at the zoo. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go Sometimes doing the arm trunk really brings the If you throw up right now I'm gonna be so pissed I'm fighting the urge You need to get your shit together okay Cause we got bonus content Good to be back love you guys

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