Can't Keep My Mouth Shut - Can't do it, Won't do it: Men vs Eating Pussy

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

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Hello, it's Nick Salina and I have a little laughter to the tone of my voice because I know that you know the episode title. So I know exactly why you're tuning in. And it is cold. Can't do it, won't do it. Men versus eating pussy. You know, I have thought about this one for a while. And for whatever reason, I think I did an oral sex one. I mean, I've done blowjobs like forever, but I've never really gotten nitty and gritty with eating pussy, have I? And I don't know how or why. Like, I should be, that's my fucking priority. I should be talking about that all the damn time. Help you guys out so your bitches get the best head of her life, which probably ain't the case, isn't it? We'll get to that

bit later. So before I start bitching and fucking moaning about can't do it, won't do it types. Can I just point in some facts? Research has literally proven that oral sex on a woman is the most reliable way to help her orgasm. There is so many studies, so many years, but the average turnout is 20% and under, 18% to 20% of women can orgasm through penetration alone, whilst the vast majority, 72% to 80%, require clit stimulation in order to climax. Okay? And if we're going to talk about clit stimulation, nothing makes it feel better than oral sex. Ah, it's the fucking best. The best. So just look at those stats, right? Because every bloke in the entire fucking Cosmo universe is like, yeah, I want to make my girl calm. Oh my God, yeah,

I can make women calm really quickly. Making women calm is like your badge of honor. I get it. It's fine. It's good. My blowjobs are mind-blowing and life-changing. I wear that as a badge of honor. So I'm not going to shit on you guys for being in the same way. I know I'm fucking amazing at giving head. In fact, if you're interested, and I know you are, thanks for asking, my recent guy this summer literally would brag to his mates. I have had the best blowjob of my life. And I'm like you're welcome my darling you are welcome and maybe I should touch upon that pun intended maybe I should touch upon that as to why I think that is because if we're gonna it might help it might help it might not but we could reverse it into you know going down on a woman and pick up

a few pointers so maybe part of the reason like I do like giving blowjobs are they my favorite thing No. Do I know that they give a lot of pleasure that I can't feel? Yes. Do I have to just go on how many moans he has and how quick he is to come? Yes. But do I love it when a guy says, oh, I can't come through blowjob. Oh, I never come through blowjob. And I'm like, baby, hold my beer and then I make him come. Yeah, it feels great. I believe that I should enjoy giving blowjobs regularly because I want it myself. I want oral sex myself. Got to give to receive, motherfuckers. Okay, which we will touch upon later. But I also have a really good technique there is a podcast episode called nix's six t's to give him mind blowing blow jobs

okay i have a thing i have a whole thing six t's okay there's different things is it two balls time temperature tongue tightness there was something else as well and oh no yeah there's one more tea but basically in that podcast please go and listen to it I deliver all the ways that I deliver amazing blowjobs and yeah women have come back to me and said worked fucking amazing I'm like you're welcome girlfriend and all the dudes out there now receiving better blowjobs you are welcome too my darlings so I yeah I love giving good head and I also know how to give good head because i'm not a moron and i worked out what gives pleasure because i like receiving pleasure i also like giving pleasure i'm very giving and i submissive and it um but also you know even just

not that i did but you can do things like research fucking anatomy work out like i know temperature cold and hot and cold and hot and that change in temperature really does something for your body I mean, to be fair, yeah, I've got 15 years in this industry. You're like, Nix, you're acting like, you know, we're all like you. Fair, fair. I have crafted a whole fucking career on it, I know. Valid point, valid point. All right, we'll move on.

Let's go firstly with the won'ts and the can'ts and then we're just going to talk about eating pussy in general because why the fuck not on a Monday night? The won't do it. I hate you all. I fucking hate you, oh, listen, it's preference, I understand that, if any guy that I dated, and thank God I have never had this, if any guy I dated refused to even try to eat me out, like, I don't eat pussy, that was his flatline, oh, I just don't eat pussy, yeah, well, you don't,

you don't come anywhere near me ever again, but bye-bye, see yourself out the fucking door, bro, hard pass my darlings I love it too much to live in a world where I don't get it do you know what I mean that being said the won't do it and you guys may come at me in your dms but you may grieve me there are many various reasons why guys won't do it but honestly it's an acquired taste yeah i went there fucking six minutes in we've already gone there the smell and the taste right i how the fuck do i deal with this delicately you got this next lena i'm well aware about vagina smell um and taste well vaginas aren't supposed to smell like roasts it's not it's not

what they were for so if you want to go down and like you think you're going to eat a bowl of potpourri if you don't know what that is it's just a bowl of fucking dried shit that smells weird that your nan used to have it it's supposed to help the house smell nice okay but if you want to smell like that or like you know some jasmine incense but like no it's a vagina smell like vagina now that being said I know women have different smells okay I have so far and they could all be lying but I have had complimentary reviews this is a ridiculous episode I've had complimentary reviews on you know my anatomy and then I'll inquire a bit more and I'm like what do you mean and men will be like yeah like there'll be bad past experiences let's just say

that where like it doesn't taste good and I do I feel like I mean it's all circumstantial as well right like i am i'm trying to do with this as delicately as possible listen your dick smells as well just so you know just so you fucking know and if you think anybody loves the taste of your ejaculation you live in the clouds my friend and all the women have lied to you have said it no one enjoys the fucking taste and yes if you guys are sweaty or you get home and you haven't had a shower but you're both really horny there's it will smell different if you eat her out in the morning before she's had a shower it would taste different if you've been out drunk all night getting at three in the morning off your nut wasted pull the panties down and she's been out

okay she's been out especially in singapore in the humidity it will smell and taste different okay just how body works but if you refuse to do it because you don't like the taste and smell i mean i yeah it i can understand i was shit that must be but then you don't get a blow job as far as i'm concerned you don't get to have blow jobs and then refuse to offer it back i do get that really difficult to tell a woman like your vagina smells bad I thank god I've never ever ever had that in fact recently the um I say recently the last one the 2025 dude because there's only been one dude um my soul sucking 2025 lover he did say that it tastes and smells like roses and I was like thank you baby thank you very much but he would say that wouldn't he he would say it's my

face he's not gonna sit there and be like nah it's disgusting but he might go to his friends like oh it's disgusting but tell me it's you know tastes like roses but he was very vocal about loving my smell my taste oh that's okay thanks luckily I've never had someone admit that it's horrible but maybe they thought it I don't know I don't know no one said anything do I care no Will I ever want you to stop doing it? No. So other reasons men won't eat pussy is that it takes you too long to climax and their tongue and their jaw hurts. Oh, boo-hoo.

We play you a fucking miniature violin. You got a girl spreading her legs for you. Get the fuck on with it. Do you not think that sometimes I give blowjobs and I'm fucking tired and your dick is ramming at the back of my throat? and I'm like I'm tired my jaw hurts having my mouth wide open all the fucking time yeah same same motherfuckers same back but yes generally we women we take longer to climax I know we do I understand especially me I take forever because I have overused vibrators in my adult life and I've completely desensitized my clit however when I do use a vibrator I can

get off in like two minutes but with a guy especially when he doesn't know what he's fucking doing can't do it get to that soon it will take me forever if at all bro stop being shit and we might be able to speed up the process huh anyway where was I yeah I understand it it takes a while and yes your tongue and jaw starts to hurt but that doesn't mean why you shouldn't do it if if you're like if you know she don't come until like 45 minutes of licking her out either prepare it yourself or ask her if there's a way you can help speed up i don't know think about it think outside the box her cunt box nicks um there are other reasons um perhaps just one night stands slash yeah fuck boys it feels too intimate and I do get that like I would not expect

a one-night stand to want to eat me out I know so many men have this unwritten rule like if you fuck a girl but it's just a one-night stand or holiday romance at best or whatever they won't want to do it it is a very intimate thing and I guess you really especially if you're not overly thrilled about the smell of the taste you must really have to like that girl other guys will eat ass on a one-night stand yeah can confirm oh i'm so fun they can confirm yes they will so it really is preference i should do a whole fucking podcast episode on eating ass how have I not done that yet oh the fucking gems the glimmers of wisdom I have for you oh oh stop I will not stop okay let's stay on track we're not talking about eating ass we're talking

about eating pussy fair which is a shame both are great to receive the other reason men won't do it It's because they don't really give a fuck. These are selfish pieces of shit. Very selfish. Don't like doing it because it gives them no pleasure. Like, oh, well, I'm wasting my time because it doesn't get me off. And so they give you, like, a couple of minutes of licking and an attempt to act like they care. And then it's just pull out straight, put the dick in.

Honestly, I've had two previous partners that were like that. um and you could just tell that they were down there waiting to like waiting for it to be an okay length of time for them to come back up they were doing such a shit job they weren't bothered it was all like uh just do this for a bit same with fingering as well and then I could stick my dick in and then I'll put my dick in her mouth and then it was all about sex and blowjobs like getting me off but they say it they will say oh my god I just want to make you calm And I think, yeah, go on then. Get on with it. But they don't. Can't be bothered. Selfish lovers. I hope none of you end up in a long-term relationship with one of those motherfuckers.

Finally, I guess, won't do it would be a bad past experience, which I can understand in terms of some men. This is all research online, by the way. Me doing what I need to do and talking to men all the men in my life um some men have had really bad past experiences where it's just put them off usually with the taste and the smell and you know what it's a shame because i actually love the smell i love the smell okay i love vaginas i think they're great and i think it's also like pheromones right it's it's to turn you on not off on turn you on okay so let's move on to can't oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh come here come to my bosom all of you men that can't do it you should see me in the studio right

No, I am miming. I'm sitting here miming, bringing men to my person. Fuck, and I haven't even had loads of coffee today. I really should start filming with these episodes so you guys can actually see in real time how ridiculous I am in the studio. So men that can't do it, God love you, because I fucking don't. Clearly didn't bother to learn about female anatomy. me or you've lost confidence due to being told before that you're bad at it that I can get

but then if someone said you're bad at it rather than just continuing being bad go and find go and research go and research like the guy that I was with um same guy this year I was trying to give him tips because he kept asking me because he's yeah I don't really want go down that road. Bless his little cons. Yeah, so find out. Research. I mean, come on now. We've got the internet, people. We've got no excuses in this day and age. None at all. If you don't know how to do it, don't just decide, oh, I don't like it. Don't get defensive. It's not cool. Get the fuck on with it. It is shit when you lose your confidence in the bedroom i actually had a partner that made me kind of lose my sexuality and i didn't really

realize how bad it was until we broke up and like he managed in a very short amount of time to alter my um how do i put this my my connection and my views and opinions about my own body and about my sexuality even things like oh i should have touched upon the fucking pubic hair men that like oh my god there's hair there yeah there's hair all over you too in fact there's hair all over your fucking back bro you look like a gorilla and i don't fucking moan i've never told anyone that okay i've never and i don't mind hairy backs because i'm a human and i understand we're human but men that expect you to have a porn star looking vagina and that's the only version they'll eat out i understand you want it tidy i get it i i keep mine trim i understand

you know you don't want it a jungle and also the hair but the hair is there to help keep the vagina clean right believe yes yes yes yes it is is to help waterway bacteria and infections the vagina know it's so delicate in the ph balance um very very delicate and things like yeast infections and bacterial infections and all that jazz it's easy to get easier to get when you have no hair okay just an fyi little uh mini educational thing for you there but like everyone's got pubes if you're like oh my god i don't want to have my woman needs to be clean good okay i love that You better not have a hair out of place, bro. I better not see any rogue hairs anywhere on your body

if you're going to have that mentality towards your woman. You can suck a dick if you expect her to be pristine like a fucking living sex doll while you're a dirty, smelly, hairy fucking tramp. Okay? Oh, did we touch a nerve with me? I don't know what we did. Fucking men.

Oh, and another reason. we'll get back on track why men can't do it it's because they've never bothered to go further than a five minute lick before it's dick's turn to them the full play is just get a wet enough lick it a bit wet enough fingers in wet enough to get my dick in it's all about getting that dick in right dick in whole the only goal i'm fucking on one and i today so whilst yes yes yes yes i love the dick in the hole too i'm all about that great love it the foreplay is also a moment in itself it's not like do you know what i mean give it give it the fucking dedication it deserves listen to me if you fucking concentrate more on that foreplay you get you're gonna have a better

sexual experience for yourself she'll feel better she'll feel more relaxed do you know what i mean and you get you get that kind of buzz by making her that wet do you know what i mean for instance i can squirt right oh again thank you for asking everyone and the guy this year he very very uh close to when we separated he was i was talking about it because i'm always people he brings me to tables with people people ask about me and then as per the conversation just always you know anyway so i was like blah blah blah talking about and i was yeah i can squirt and he's like look to me and he's like i didn't know that right yeah i can yeah he's like what but yeah you never asked you never asked and you never tried soz but it's true whereas like a guy

that i um i've done an episode on him my fingering game changer go on your spotify or whatever app you use search search this show fingering or game changer he should come up and it was great because off my nut drunk um usually I can't come at all and within a few minutes with his fucking magical fingers I was squirting and then I was like what the fuck just happened and he's like I can do it again if you want I was like no there's no way the fact you've managed to do that once and it's five in the fucking morning and given this was f1 weekend I'd been out Friday night, Saturday day, Saturday night, Sunday day, Sunday night, drinking at all the parties, okay? All of the parties. And so I shouldn't have even been able to come

at all. But Lello Squirt, and then he did it again to prove he could. I was like, oh my God, can I keep you forever? Annoyingly, he, you know, was visiting. We'll leave that on there. Anyway, you know what? I've completely, I've digressed, haven't I? Again. Yes, bring it back. People that, now I'm back in the room. People as men that think it's just a blah, blah, blah, lick, done, dick's turn. I abhor you a lot. Come on. Give us what we need, basically. Now, I just want to round up this episode with talking about the actual eating pussy aspect. Firstly, learn her anatomy. In fact, just get on with that bit, all of you. All of you, learn her anatomy. Did you know, my darlings, that the clitoris has around 8,000 nerve endings?

8,000 nerve endings just in the clit right so you don't want to go too hard do people that rub it with their finger like they're trying to fucking start a campfire can you not or people who bite at it thinking that's sexy no lick it with your tongue lick it fast and only stop when I come, right? Don't bite at it or try and pull it off. Now I'm just in pain and I hate you and I want to punch you in the head, okay? Build up. Build up and start slow, okay? Get her wet. Get her wet. Wetter is better. Wetter is better. That should be like fucking some merch, shouldn't it like I should have a t-shirt or a baseball hat where is better god I really should better keep my mouth shut so even finger at the same time for example you can start the whole

thing off right if you can't do it if you won't do it you should have shut off ages ago don't talk to me if you can't do it you start off by learning the anatomy bothering to research or put a fucking youtube video on about or whatever and then communicating with her asking her what she likes does she like being fingered at the same time fucking great getting her wet is your pinnacle as you know guys as you know your pinnacle moment and using your fucking tongue in the correct manner on that clip is your one-way ticket to her being wet as fuck which feels better for you and her orgasm in which makes you feel really good or your ego gets stroked then everyone's winning here okay don't pressure her though into coming right this means she's more likely to come

ain't that ironic any pressure any stress or pressure like well if i go down on you you better come she's gonna clam up tighten the fuck up right if you're like baby i fucking love you eating you out. I'm just going to dive down in here and camp out down here and bury myself in you. No pressure to come, but I'm just fucking love it so much. And then you actually make her wear and you start licking her clear and you increase the speed. She's 110% more likely to come for you. And if she likes more targeted, pinpointed pressure, use the tip of your tongue, okay the tip of your tongue because that's more targeted especially on the clit and all those nerve endings and you want time and speed you start slow but you build it up once you build it

up don't pull away loads of men do this it's the biggest mistake ever build up but it up nearly there nearly there oh change oh pull away do something else she's close she's super close And then you go, no, I know, pull my head back, take a rest. Fucked it. Immediately fucked it. It's one of the biggest bugbearers of mine. I do love the tongue in the hole, because I know you guys are going to be thinking about it. Yes, it does help, and it feels amazing, and you can mix up on that.

But if you are getting her to the point of climax, you know, say it's been 10 minutes or 20 minutes, you've got to keep on that clip, okay? licking the clit and then fingering at the same time is honestly gold dust in my personal opinion now i am gonna go i'm gonna wrap this up but if you would like me to do an actual step-by-step tutorial on how to give women good oral sex i will i will do that for you just let me know slide into my DMs. As always, on Instagram, I am most active. It's at Nixalina, N-I-X-A-L-I-N-A. And with that, all of my pussy eating men out there and women, I see you. I fucking see you too. I will love you all, leave you all, and I look forward to seeing you all next week.

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