Can't Keep My Mouth Shut - Storytime - "He's My Fingering Game-Changer"

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

4 times. Did you hear me? I said 4 TIMES. 

This podcast contains strong language and discussions about relationships, sex and love. It may not be suitable for younger listeners. This is the Sex and Singapore City podcast and I am Nixalina. Hey, it's Nixalina and we haven't had a story time in a really long time. So I've got one today for you, and boy, is it a zinger. It's called. It's called, He's My Fingering Game Changer. That's right.

That's right, he is. Okay, firstly, disclosure, I have got the permission from the guy to do this episode because he's cool as fuck and a badass. So thank you for that, doll. secondly I feel like I owe this episode to the girls of the world right it's when I use the name game changer I I mean in every sense of the term okay let's rewind let me set the scene for you for my personal sexual experience fingering has never really done a thing for me right it's like oh that hurts in fact usually it hurts like oh you're kind of causing fucking friction burn

and it's it's literally burning my loins not in a good way and like they rub they rub a lot really hard on the clit and that doesn't work either I'm like oh please stop awkward right fingering has never been a vibe for me. Nor has squirting. Can you see where this is going? Spoiler alert already. Nor squirting. So for me, squirting or female ejaculation is something that I'd see like in porn or I'd hear about through the grapevine, like the mysterious female squirt, but I've never like, you know, myself. It was, you know, it's the same way as I don't orgasm or climax during penetrious sex either. I have to, like, have the foreplay.

A guy has to go down on me. And these days, I just need a toy. I can make myself climax, I reckon, in, like, three to four minutes with a toy and I'm done, you know, whereas a guy has to, like, eat me out for, like, 45 minutes. It's a while. It's a marathon going on there. This summer, right, I'd kind of, like, abstained from using my toys for a bit. I just wasn't really in the mood right for sex or anything because I was you know I was healing a

broken heart and I just yeah wasn't in the mood and I'd done a lot of traveling and then the next time I actually picked up my vibrator um I like squirted everywhere right and then I was like oh what the fuck was that side note I really need to say sorry to my producer publicly you're such a good man thank you for listening to this in the morning anyway okay focus so I squirted everywhere and I'm like fuck me I'm 35 and this has never happened and I did nothing different it wasn't some shiny new toy it was my old clit suction vibrator which I hero a lot and I love and it wasn't I wasn't watching anything you know it was just me my

imagination and a small handheld clit suction toy soaked the floor I'm not kidding and I was like what the fuck and I really wanted to tell people but I knew that that wasn't normal to go around saying oh my god guess what I've just squirted like it's some some achievement in life because for me it is right so the following week I did I did it again I thought I'll see how because for me I thought maybe that's like a unicorn you know as a one-off one-off sighting no no I did it again so I'm like hold on a second hold on a fucking minute I've clearly just not been having the right sex with the right man but then it's my whole life so maybe men don't know how to or maybe I didn't know I could until I knew until I knew I could I don't know because not even close do you

like I don't even actually climax or come during sex so like how the fuck did I do that and it wasn't it didn't take long so I've like discovered you know inside that I can squirt and I feel like this really is, you know, a badge of honor for myself. I made myself a gold star. Put it on my fridge. So anyway, so that's a side note to the guy. So let's bring the guy in. So fast forward a few months and it's F1 weekend, right? And I'd been on the dating apps. I was on Tinder, Bumble and hinge and I'd matched with some guys in Singapore that were over for said weekend but this was maybe like a week and a half or so before the actual F1 but then I just got like disinterested in dating um I just wasn't interested so this one guy that I matched with

had flown in and was trying to like take me out for dinner and stuff and I just bless you I know you're listening to this and I just sort of stopped replying to him I'm sorry darling you know I regret it right you know I regret this decision I kind of stopped replying to him but it wasn't because I wasn't interested in him I just didn't feel need anymore this is what happened okay the crux of it is I found self-validation in myself completely alone I feel like I reached the next level of who I am and the idea of going on dates just like I don't need sex if I have it it's cool you know it's not like I'm a nun anymore you know there's here there and everywhere but like I'm not bothered I'm not chasing and all I want to do is hang with my girls I found a really awesome group

for women and just having so much fucking fun. So this guy's trying to arrange to see me. He has a hectic schedule. I'm like, yeah, busy. Some of the nights I wasn't. I wasn't busy. I was home with my cats. But even then I prioritized that, right? I'm like, I want to be with my babies. I want to sit at home. I want to chill, put my feet up, have an early night, run a bath, yo. That for me is living my best life as well. So yeah, kind of ignored him. And then I sort of said, oh, I'm back to back. Yeah. I guess I was quite rude. This is weird because I know he's listening to this. I know he's tuning in from across the globe. So let's just remember this was my mindset before I met you, okay? So yeah, I ignored him, not interested. Then we come to F1, back to back

partying, which, by the way, was one of the best weekends I've had in fucking years. I've done F1 before, years ago, but I actually hosted a private event at the Fullerton. So I was working. I mean, it was a great view and, you know, some incredible people, but I was essentially working. So this time I actually enjoyed the whole fucking thing from start to finish, opening party to closing party level, watched the race. Awesome. at the closing party I see this guy and I'm like oh girls like that's I matched with him and uh yeah he's hot he's fucking hot he's hot he's really actually quite hot so sucks to be me at this point I'm like oh fuck anyway cut a long story short we uh we went back to his hotel room

obviously and i thought yeah right fun you know i mean we i've been drinking the whole weekend on it it's like four or five in the morning at this point so let's roll we went back to this hotel and what happened next right has blown my fucking mind i don't understand how i'm still texting him like how how did you do it but basically me. Yes, we had sex. Lovely, lovely. But for me, my main highlight was the fact that he managed to finger me four times to the point I squirted. Four different times. What? What? And it didn't take long either. And he's like, oh, yeah, the first time he did it. God, this really is too much oh fuck it Nick Salino has no boundaries I was lying on the bed and then you know he just

goes for it and he goes really fast and then we're everywhere and I went what the fuck just happened and he's like you know like you squirted I was like but but sorry how what and I only learned I can do that this year at the age of 35 by myself with a vibrator and you've just done it in like a matter of minutes and who the fuck are you and where have you been my whole life and why does not every man what did you do I had a lot of questions so he's like he's a blessing he's so so cute he's like yeah you just find the g-spot you know and you just put it in and then he put it back in and he was like yeah I just find your g-spot like this and then I go really fast like this and then it happened again and I'm lying there like what yeah four times later I was like

um can I keep you forever please sadly I could not he already flew out I'm in shock like my like I'm telling my girls about it I'm like fucking I cannot believe it but it's given me so many questions like why does not why does not every guy know how to do this and have I always been able to squirt like that but I just wasn't being like treated correctly down there but I don't understand this is like a whole new world of sex for me at this point and I thought I'm a you know I'm a pretty experienced sex woman given what I've done for the last 10 to 15 years as well and I'm very open to all sorts but this was simple fingering there was no toys there was no bondage you know that always turns me on there was no porn there was no nothing we had some champagne

and then he just set to work and I just don't understand still to this day how and how have I never had that before and my girlfriend in the UK she's totally worse than me we're besties um I told him and she was like oh yeah did they do like this was like that machine thing they go really fast I was like yes she's like oh yeah it's really good I'm like how do you know about it oh fuck it what so yeah so I'm I feel I feel deprived at this point I feel let down I'm very angry at all the men that I've dated that have never done this to me and to this guy like literally you're my thing green game changer you've set the bar now right you've raised it said it it's a it's a record and you've shown me that I can in fact

squirt but with a guy and I can interact with fingering which I've already like I gave myself loads of labels in my head like oh I can't orgasm for sex and fingering hurts me I don't like it and this, that, and the other, and now it's all out the window just from one guy who was hot and a great man. So yes, that's my story. That's my story time of my fingering game changer. And I really hope all of you women out there get to meet a guy like this. Like, I would share him at this point if he still lived in Singapore. i mean like i'm ashamed like you gotta you gotta give that to other women i can't keep that to myself it's too good um it was just fucking and four times and i was drinking for like a 12 hour

period both nights i walked in at 5 a.m the night before that night we like left at like for the party at 4am, we're still drinking. Like, usually when you're drunk, it's even harder. No, four times. Yeah. I'm just going to leave this episode here. I will do a episode in the future, a proper educational, formative one, not a story time, on female ejaculation and squirting, because I think that's a subject I've not actually touched upon yet. I probably didn't touch upon it because I didn't know I can do it. And now I can. A lot. So now I can talk about it. To the guy, you're my hero. You know, you know you are. To everyone else listening, you deserve better fingering. I guarantee you're not having it the way you should have it. And if you, you know, your man's

not, just let's, let's Google, let's fight, let's show him the way. And let's all get to that point because you're never going to regret it. And that's the end of this episode. Thanks for listening to the Sex and Singapore City podcast. This episode was produced and hosted by me, Nick Zelina, and recorded at the Splice Car Studio in Singapore. I'm available to listen to on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google and all major podcast listening apps.

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