Can't Keep My Mouth Shut - Storytime: Sex So Good it Matted my Hair Together

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

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This podcast contains strong language and discussions about relationships, sex and love. It may not be suitable for younger listeners. This is the Can't Keep My Mouth Shut podcast, and I am Nick Salina. Hi, it's me. I'm already laughing because I know you've seen the title. uh honestly i just feel like stuff happens to me and i don't really prepare for it and i don't really attract it and yet somehow always always stuff this episode is called story time sex so good it matted my hair together and i needed an emergency salon trip let's just take a moment

I haven't done a story time in a while as well in fact I don't know if I've done a story time and can't keep my mouth shut might be a sex in Singapore city thing but it's great I love it and if this is my first one then what a story time so where do I begin you must be thinking sex so good it matted your hair together like what were you doing okay allow me to explain so I'm just trying to work out I so I have extensions I had extensions um they had to be removed because of this incident so I had extensions I leave my hair very curly it's naturally curly um and I just like sometimes I don't brush it at all um but it's very natural like they're pretty curls you know

I don't look dreadlocky. But this does set the scene for this night. So I'm with the guy. Yeah, great night. Really great night with him. I'm not like going to do any spoiler alerts or anything on that front. But we had sex three times, right? Love that for me. It was incredible. So go you, dude, if you're listening. And Turing, I don't, you know what, when I'm trying to tell really awkward stories, I notice I say a lot because I'm like, how do I tell you all this? It's not that I've lost my ability to podcast well. I'm just like, I just, how do I begin? Yeah. Sex. Fucking great. Okay. Three times in the night. Fantastic. And the reason it was so good is because he got me and was rough right but not bad rough okay good rough and that good rough included grabbing

the back of my hair when he's you know coming from behind and I love it I love it okay behind position doggy grab the back of the hair pull it back but not too hard you know we're not trying to break the neck here we're just pulling the hair keeping the girl locked in that position like and using the leverage to oh yeah fucking love it anyway yeah that's what happened so in amongst those three times and my hair wasn't actually curly and I'd been like rolling around in sand that evening as well which probably didn't do me any good like with the hair but I'm also and I'm a beach girl. What can I say? I like lying in sand. I like being at one with nature. So I'm sure my hair had a bit of sand in it prior to our session. And he clearly in the

amongst the three times we fucked was grabbing my hair a lot and has somehow matted it together. okay so I wake up the next day hungover as balls by the way I was like oh fuck you know when you wake up and you're like yeah that was great oh great I mean I'm not angry about it but my head pounds but totally worth it then we had another little quickie obviously in the morning and then off we go to breakfast but when I woke up to get ready for said breakfast I try and put a brush through my hair and I'm like what the fuck and I didn't really want to say anything to him because I didn't want to be like bro you made my hair together because I don't think I'd even told him I had hair extensions I think he probably thought it was natural so I'm like just shove my hair up

for breakfast not an issue like you just need coffee at this point and it's only after we say our goodbyes where I then try and really put a brush through it and realize I can't. I can't. And not only that, it really hurts because what's happened in two parts of the back of my head is there's two different clumps and they're so big and it's all of the hair extensions matted together in with my actual hair. And there's no way of telling what's the fake hair, what's the real hair or where the roots are because I'm trying to tease it out with my hands and let me tell you this isn't like the first small clump I've had I've had extensions since last September like this is nothing new but this is well it really was something new it's a fucking

next level so I spend the next day with complete leave-in hair conditioner in right and I smush it all in then I shove loads of oils in and I'm teasing it I'm walking around with a brush constantly. Nothing worked. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. And not only that, from all the teasing and the pulling and the brushing and the trying to put all the conditioner in, my head is killing me and it's so sore. And I'm, you know, I'm hungover as well. Like, this is giving me a little point here. I'm hungover. It was good day and it was totally worth it and I've got no regrets, but I I was in a bit of a state the next day. So I end up having to send an SOS message to my hair salon.

Oh, I love them so much. They're fantastic. I'll probably do another episode on them at some point in the future. But I text them and I'm like, got a bit of an issue. Don't really want to explain the hows or whens, but my hair is matted together and I really need your help. so they've managed to fit me in the following morning which is fine because I'm thinking well they're going to be fully booked this is why I had to say SOS emergency because I'm like I can't

go like a week with this so they've like helped me squeeze me in the next morning and uh yeah they did what they did best and they managed to remove my hair extensions they teased the mats out it was not fun it was painful I had some of my hair had to be cut off because it was that bad and I was like that point like look let's just remove the extensions let's just cut the bits of my hair that needs to be cut and we start again because I was just it was so painful it was painful that even lying down to sleep I could feel the mat and if I ever moved and it like pulled at my roots. It was a problem. That good sex really caused me a problem. At least it weren't a fucking STD. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But who knew? Who knew this could

be a downside of great sex? Your fucking hair mats together. And not only that, ladies and gentlemen, these hair extensions are not cheap. If anyone's ever had hair extensions in Singapore, you will know the cost so I wave goodbye to my beloved hair extensions and you know what I don't hate that either because it was time to give my real hair a rest give it some love fucking needs it after that and yeah just to uh just to give it some appreciation like sometimes you pulling it that much gonna cause some problems or just pull it out that would be my worst nightmare like I'm surprised a clump of my hair extensions didn't come out in his hands that would be so awkward

like he's pulling you from behind just imagine and then like your head moves because your hair is left in his hand and he's no longer holding on to you. And he's just got these clumps like from a horror movie. Oh, my imagination. Anyway, that is the story time of Sex So Good It Madded My Hair Together. Take what you want from this, you know, heed it as a word of warning to your hair follicles and your precious hair extensions that they can't live through everything, okay? and also if you do have naturally curly hair like me you're extra fucked because that will that will come together a lot easier and yeah if you do have sex three times in an evening and they do like it rough and you like it rough things may go south and you may have to wave

goodbye to your really nice hair extensions which is what I've had to do sorry I don't regret it Guys, guys and girls, I don't regret it. I don't regret that good D, no way. Also, the guy is a fucking legend and an absolute gem and he's hot. So totally worth it-ish. One day I'll tell him if he's not listening right now. I'll be like, bro, you remember that time? Yeah. And that's the end of my story time. Thanks for listening to my rant. And I will see you all next week where maybe I'll have something a little bit more informative and a little less dirty because I know you all like my dirty sex stories. There is a lot more to come of those as well. Don't you worry. And from that, I am done. I'll see you all next week.

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