Chubby Behemoth - Came Out Touched

Episode Date: November 3, 2024

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys have an interesting seating situation. Sam gets Nathan excited about how easy life would be if they were a couple, was swinging that thing in his costume, and reveals where his sandwich knowledge came from. Nathan looks like Selena’s manager, realized how he loves a market, and braved McDonalds. This is the kind of sandwich that makes me want to say a bunch of swears. Hair Pill secrets are shared. Nathan had the perfect wall for Butts-Up. It’s not on the menu.   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: [e-mail]

Check check check Dutch angle engaged. Hey, whoa. Well, you're loud cool cool ones loud on this one guys I need to be heard. Yeah You need to be turd. I am turd man Everyone's always mean to me and everyone's like whoa Lon Lon's the coolest Well, you want to be in bed and just ahead I want easy. I Want to be professional sitting on a couch, right? Easy I want to be professional sitting on a couch right executive suite Executive cut this couch is long cut fucking mental because you're on a cushion And I'm kind of on a cushion, but due to the broadness of my own ass

I'm also on this piece of wood. Why is there wood over there in case you need to get your shoe shy? It's definitely a real cuck move Yeah, I thought about how funny it would be to have a guest and be like, oh yeah, just pull up, pull up some wood, some lumber, grab some hardwood baby. I hope you have an ass at all because I would be tortured over there. Oh yeah, that'd be Abu grab if I had to sit over there bone on wood. I'm the hot chick smiling as they cut your head off God, she could get it.

Lindy England, who really yeah be better. If it was Lindy West, she was just eating a big bucket of chicken in front of him. Now, here's the thing. It'd be bad to watch your wife get fucked in that bed from over here, but it's even worse if you're sitting on the on the hardwood. You're not comfy while some guys just reaming your old lady. Hey, I know that we get off on the cuckolding, but I'm Norwegian and Irish. I don't have an ass. Can I please not sit on the way the wife's like

sit on the woods part of the humiliation for me? Yeah, and it's like that's a that's a bridge too far for me. Honey is like I've gone with I wasn't into this at all. I hate this, I'll be honest with you. But at least I was always comfy. But now I'm over here and my fucking feet are asleep. At least you were paying for the room. Your feet are getting pinned back, mine I can't feel.

And I can tell you're feeling it over there because you're hooting and hollering unlike any noise I've ever made you make. So yeah, you know what? Give me one of those pillows. Pull that pillow out from underneath your lower back and let me sit on it. Quit getting your angles on with Dutch. The guy named Dutch comes over and fucks your wife at a new angle. He's Dutch. Yeah. Oh, this cowboy named Dutch. This angle is crazy. I'm just an old cook. What's up slots? It's Dutch. It would also

so we're we're what would suck. Well, it's like we were watching TV while podcasting the sacred thing. Everybody was pissed. No, you're right there. Like we're a couple, right? And we're making out. I wish I know that'd be so much easier. I know if it was God, you tell me on the road here were just on the road, 365, we could drive everywhere because we wouldn't be ping-ponging home. On the road. We're just on the road. Honking shows. In the wind. Yeah. I mean it'd be great if you and I were a gay couple and we didn't have wives and we could just be alone. We could both wear pink hats. We could wear pink hats. We are wearing pink hats. No, I can't wear mine. Because it literally, I guarantee you, people, because you didn't get a haircut

and my hair's getting long, if I would have worn my pink hat after the show, everybody in the merch line, every Philly comic that was hanging out, we're like, hey, it looks like Lun's definitely trying to be Sam. Hopefully he doesn't take that final step and kill him to become Sam. I'd look like Selena's manager.

You'll look like Selena's manager. We were both. Yeah, we both got them. She maybe is getting out of prison soon. Finally. I can't remember. Remontoya, you know, I think she was up for parole and it's like, hey, is there, as long as I'm not near a

International pop sensation. Yeah, I'm not gonna try to become her. Look don't make me Celine Dion's au pair and everything will be fine No, but right you go. I don't know. I couldn't think of an international pop star Kylie Minogue. God, I'd like to be Not a little bit on this thing right here. She's stacked? Oh, she's got so much butt padding. In the back. Kylie Minogue's butt was one of the first butts where I was like, maybe there's something to this whole butt phenomenon.

Okay. Yeah. No, but you're making out, right? Blah, blah, blah. So you're just making out. Yeah. And then your partner's sitting over here just at the end of the park bench. It's like, it's kind of worse to watch your partner

make out with someone. Then get plowed. I don't know, like if you're this close and you're just like really like kissing. Kissing sounds are tough. Yeah, and like, you know, like little earlobe nibbling and stuff, and you just have to sit over here on the bench just feeding pigeons, that would be brutal.

Anyway, I'm coming back close. No, stay over there. I hated it over there. I'll be honest with you it sucks over you have a butt and I was on the full display well it wasn't it was the suit but you as a boogie had cake you were caked up in the whole bakery was well stocked because yeah I was swinging that thing and I wasn't even trying to the oogie boogie costume for those at home who don't follow me on Instagram they know you're every move they knew you're gonna wear these key lime pants before you put them on well the oogie boogie thing is not just one day a year for me it's a whole lifestyle so I wish you would have worn a white off white oogie boogie.

Yeah, you would have a role around in mud in order to avoid looking like a clansman like a fat clansman yeah like the state puff marshmallow man became a white nationalist who's it off doing the sig yeah. Who that's a bad look goes, but I didn't really want to bust him before, but egon's pissed and everyone's like oh, that makes sense. Egon Spangler, Nazi scientist, that's where the containment unit came from. It's rather Jewish souls. They

were working on that. Yeah, they came over here and finished the job with the H bomb. That's right, H bomb and the containment. They were close on the containment unit, each bomb and the containment unit are a great band and They were kind of like a DC funk Yeah, but no so oogie boogie I dressed as oogie boogie and then Susanna my beloved niece the reason that I've moved to Detroit She was little Sally. She was baby Sally as she kept calling herself. And then her mom Hannah was Sally and Let me tell you.

Not bad Hannah. She looked cool. I hit her from inside the Oogie Boogie. I hit her with a boing. She was looking it was very very fun. And then Emily was dressed like one of the robbers from dead prez dead president I know that prez is the hip-hop group I in the community we abbreviate it because we're in such a hurry to tell people about Our favorite movie to run tell that it's great that you have hiccups. Yeah, put a session No, I have hiccups because of the sesh. Oh, yes, spit it out. Nice But yeah, Emily was supposed to be Jack Skellington and God bless her.

She did not really pull it off. You know, it was funny is in one of the pictures, she's got her hand spread wide and looks like she could palm a basketball. I mean, he has huge hands and big. Where did that come from? I don't know. I think her her Roma ancestors. It was easier to tiny head, tiny head, huge hand. It's because one of her ancestors threw her grandmother at

an unsuspecting tourist. What a wild move. That's got to be real, right? It is real. That's not an urban legend. Yeah. Baby tossing. Yeah. And then you grab the baby and then they pickpocket you. They grab, they grab all your gum. I think they come up behind you and they pants you. And then they say you've been exed and Jamie Kennedy takes off his babushka and he was the one tossing the baby. That'd be the worst. You think your wallet and passport are gonna get snagged but really just your penis is exposed right in front of the fucking Louvre. Underwear you're holding a stranger's baby. They take a picture. Video you get you arrested. You're being a perp. It's one of the oldest tricks in the book

You gotta wear suspenders because you're getting interrogated downtown or whatever then they have your hotel key They come in take all your stuff Yeah, that would really suck oh you're holding a stranger's baby while your dick is flapping in the wind. And it's scared dick too, so it's like barely there and everyone's like, whoa. Who's got a bigger one between him and the baby? The baby's got a hog. Baby's got a crazy Romani hog.

Cucked by the baby. The baby's laughing at you. The baby's first words are nice peas. How was your trip? How was your honeymoon? Dan doesn't want to talk about it. Dan went through literal hell. Dan will not be the same. He didn't want to go to Europe. I'll tell you that much. He'll never let me forget that I picked Europe instead of Mexico. He's just been in his man cave watching American dad,

quote, trying to get his head right. Picking up the pieces. Yeah, doing dick stretches. Man, what a nice day so far. Yesterday didn't really count as a day in Philadelphia for me I had to go right to bed. You did a podcast. I had to go to bed Yeah, I arrived sleep at the airport and went and did deer tag in the do rag do rag in the deer tag

Maybe great squad Naeem was only an hour and ten minutes late. So that was nice of him It's a cultural thing, you know It's a cultural thing, you know? Who am I to judge? That's not an excuse. But yeah, I came right here, crashed for a couple hours, two shows. But today, welcome to Philadelphia,

went to the Redding Market. You love a market, and this is what I realized. I love a market if we're going to a place in that market. If there's a destination, a reason we're there. We knew we were going to get place in that market. If there's a destination, a reason we're there, yeah. We knew we were going to get a pork roll from a spot, and then we'd get a coffee real quick. Otherwise, I don't know, you do a lap,

but you don't know which is the right choice. And you're worried about blowing it, because you don't wanna blow it. All these things look really good, and then you're like, okay, there's a big line over there, but I don't wanna be in that line, but clearly that's the best thing here. Yeah. So okay looks like this people over here are doing a version of that thing. There's no one in line. You go and get that one. There's like fucking you know

pennies and batteries in that one. It sucks. You see some guy really loving his sandwich. We got the broccoli Rob sandwich because as I told Noah and Dylan who are our tour guides today Noah formerly of MSSP and Dylan 15 years old Young rapscallion. Yes. His mom was in the Irish mob Street tough. Yes He's just out there. He was fighting the urge to pants us flipping a coin with two heads on it picking his teeth with a knife. I told them that when I was 99. Born in 99, Noah born in 2000. You were, you had already fucked a chick when they were born. I was two years into the

having sex game. Yeah that's so nuts to me. I lost it at 15. Yeah you never got it back. Some say you never had it. You out not a virgin you come out coming out touch the doctor wax you off on the way out my head is still inside Why did my mom, my dad wasn't there. I'm sure he was a big delivery from a Kessin drug. So he was on the road, but, uh, my mom just let the doctor take my innocence before I was even technically alive. Yeah. Before you breathe any air, you had, you had baby wad all over your belly. And there was plenty of fluid. Now this is podcast. I made my own juices. They had to cut the cord. You got circumcised. But I told them, I was like, I've been hearing about this

broccoli Rob sandwich since I was like 12 years old. Because I used to watch a lot of PBS food stuff. And they had like the 50 sandwiches of America, which is where I learned about the lobster roll and that ripper hot dog in Rhode Island that we never found. And everyone in Rhode Island was like, that's not a thing. I've never heard of it. Yeah, you knew about it.

Yeah. Did it come and go? Well, I don't know. Oh, you said maybe they tried to put that on the region because there wasn't something identifiable. They went to Maine first and got the lobster roll. Yeah. And then Connecticut has its own lobster roll as well,

which they do with like lemon and then they do butter in Maine. I can't remember, but so when they got to Rhode Island, they were like, all right, can't do lobster roll again. I guess one of these deep fried hot dogs covered in wet dog food, they looked terrible. Even to my fat little 12 year old eyes. I was like, Oh, that looks like fucking Sims food.

I'll tell you the ones that we got in, uh, Rochester. Where'd we go? The system, New York system. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Providence. Providence. Yeah. Those didn't look like anything special, but they were, they were very tasty. It was also fun to eat hot dogs in front of Sam Hyde because you know he's thinking jacked Sam Hyde yeah we're both fat and gay he's like these fat gay guys love hot dogs he's on the come-up like becoming all that is man uh-huh dude he looks he looks nuts it's crazy he's already scared me

six six six six jacked yoked in the way that he he's nuts. It's crazy. He's already scared me. He's also 6'6", decides to get jacked. Yoked in the way that he's just picking up barrels, you know? Just barrels is how he's getting strong. Strong man competition. Yeah, and then me and you and Ben Avery and Devin Coster over there being like, This chili's spicy. Yeah, there's too much mustard on mine. He's over there, fingers tented, just Terminator vision observing us then he gets four cheeseburgers calculating our worth yeah it's less than zero we

actually owe him money for being there shout out Sam Hyde shout out Nick but yeah so the broccoli Rob sandwich you would think that Philadelphia they would say the cheesesteak but I think these hipsters who worked for PBS food television We're like no no no we're gonna put them onto some game And the broccoli Rob sandwich was the one that I heard about and it was interesting because the pork has done kind of it reminded me of roast beef Mm-hmm. It was like it was like it was pre dipped in in jus yeah, it was wet I thought there was mustard, but it was not so it was maybe a rub

Yeah, or the broccoli Rob is marinated. Oh my god, but it was so good. It was an excellent excellent sandwich couple bites I'm like, yeah, it's okay. I'll bet there's like a better version of this But then after those first couple bites, it was there was something happening Though the roll got a little chewy little moist fun It was what provolone pork broccoli pork, broccoli rabe on a roll. And I think that maybe what happened with the first couple of bites is there wasn't any, there wasn't enough provolone.

Because when you have three things, the ratio has to be perfect per bite. Cause the broccoli rabe comes in, it's a little bit bitter, a little earthy. The provolone gives you some like, you know, buttery pop. And then you got that great base layer of pork. Real nice. Yeah. And we ate it standing up outside.

And then the boys. guys playing the bucket drum Had a cowbell in a bucket. That's right. Sounded good. Mm-hmm sounds of the city There was a guy eating the same sandwich at the standing table next to us. I missed that dude He took a bite and he went damn. This is the kind of sandwich that makes me want to say a bunch of swears I wanted to know what he said but I forgot once we went on our walk. Yeah you made him want to say a bunch of swears. Yeah and then we just walked we went to what was the name of that square? Rittenhouse Square? Roger Rittenhouse Square?

Kyle Rittenhouse Square. Yeah head on a swivel in there. Yeah no that was very nice the light coming through the trees people with their dogs and kids yeah very Parisian another guy with a bucket a guy giving away coffees that we didn't have why didn't we investigate because we already had a coffee I could have had another coffee yeah you would have spaz you had been running around chasing the Dalmatians they don't live long long. Why'd you get one? Well, I don't know if Noah or Dylan, they both kind of said there's, Philadelphia is getting into

Dalmatians heavy and it's like, well that's like, they shouldn't be a thing. It's one of the worst dogs. Well they're just prone to hip dysplasia. They don't live long. So I mean, you know what you're signing up for I don't think you're gonna see a tenth birthday for Old Spot. Yeah it's like what are you a you want to be firefighter? Are you cosplaying as a firefighter so you get a Dalmatian and you have a fire pole put in and your wife like wakes you up by ringing a bell like Janine Belknitz from Ghostbusters? We got one! I'd love a crack at Janine. You never see a fat Dalmatian.

No. That would probably be pretty cute. It's because they're busy running around the firehouse. They're not allowed. They have to fight off the advances from the drunk firefighters. Oh, guess what? You were all scared about me or Becker going to McDonald's.

I had two chicken Big Macs and a fry, I'm fine. It pisses me off. I'm stronger than ever. There's literally a deadly E. coli outbreak and you're immunocompromised in every way, but loose That's that's why I put in there you guys continue to blow me away because you're who cares come and get me the devil attitude Is for real not really have not really like I don't care if I see tomorrow. I'm gonna eat two Chicken Big Macs taste death live life. I'll trade the rest of my gonna eat two chicken Big Macs. Taste death, live life. I'll trade the rest of my life for two chicken Big Macs. I wasn't worried about

it because that E. coli thing happened like two weeks ago. It happened three days ago. No. In Pueblo. I'm sure that they figured it out. They pinpointed that it was the onions. Chicken Big Mac doesn't have onions. It does. Megan said something about the sauce having onions in it. Guess what? Who cares? Yeah. The E. coli gets burned out. You try and tell Megan, you're like, uh, I didn't get the sauce. And she's like, Nathan, don't you fucking lie to me. What's in your mustache? What's in your eyebrow and mustache? That's a separate Big Mac sauce that I brought from home. I did one with no onions at home. I'm playing it safe. I'll tell you the chicken Big Mac pretty good

What is it just like make chicken patties? maybe it's like in between the Basement bargain level and the fancy one. I think it's a third house I think it might be a third one. So is it like a patty of chicken? It's not fried because the bread there's breading on the McChicken the spicy is breaded. Okay, it is breaded The fancy ones are breaded too, huh? But they're bigger and yeah, it was big. I didn't need to I was surprised at how much to You didn't need one how much work now? I needed one. No cuz you oh and I use the app So I dick the owner out of like five bucks. I got 30% off

30% out of his pocket. I think it's a couple so it's out of their little pocket. Perfect. I caught them I made I made yeah, that's what they act like they're oppressed. Meanwhile as Becker said they're using Alaska Hawaii prices in small-town Colorado. Fuck that. That's not cool. I don't like that Becker has his finger on the pulse of regional fast food prices. It's like the tears passing away. He said there's tears to what franchises can pick for their price structure. Yeah. And we picked exotic far away land prices.

Yeah. For... Bolly prices. Are fucking right off the, off of I-25. It's Trinidad and Kathmandu have the same prices. It's not cool. These fucking Sherpa prices are running my family out of town. I'm taking the power back.

I get it. I like that. I like that silent kind of reclamation. I'd like to get banned from using the app. I think Becker said that that has happened to people in Trinidad. Yeah, wonder who was. They're asked not to use the app. Becker. It was for sure Becker.

Becker was the reason they had to fire like four people in order to stay afloat. Becker goes and gets like a fucking fake passport so he can get the McDonald's app back They're like we told you and he's like no you told someone else. You didn't tell man senior Rouge Yeah, whole separate phone wallet. Yeah his name is for some reason Yeah, he really goes way too far with a different car His big game is not Jacob Becker. I

Would love Becker in a bald cap. He needs to finish his job. I'd rub it and just slap it. I love slapping a bald guy's head. He should just probably shave it. I think he is typically cutting it close now. He's accepted his fate. I need to go sweetly into that light, man. It's actually coming back. No, it's not. No. It sucks. Stop taking those pills. I have. Okay. Yeah. You and Emily decided? No, Emily did not like that I quit taking them and I also didn't cancel the hims prescription So it would kind of came for like four months It would come to Hannah's house because we didn't have an address when I signed up

Okay, then it would say it was delivered and I'd have to text Hannah secretly and be like hey throw those away Throw those away. No. Don't tell't break the of course not Hannah's 10 toes down that is for sure like hit a gun in her house I bet you know yeah she used to run with some heavy crews and now she's literally the best mother ever that baby she gave us dude fuck we're out on the streets I'm in the Oogie Boogie Yeah, she used to run with some heavy crews and now she's literally the best mother ever That baby she gave us dude fuck. We're out on the streets. I'm in the oogie boogie costume shaking that thing Getting cat-called Getting getting guys chubbed up

Dude a bunch of guys had really good sex with their girlfriends or wives that night thinking of me. They saw you from behind. Baby, put the green wig on. Well, get some bugs on you. Where we trick or treating in suburban Detroit is really a joy because I come from, you know, vanilla town, the whitest place on earth and To be out there with you know the black population every black eight to ten year old boy is Spider-man yeah, Miles Morales had a huge impact on the youth of America There's been eight spider-man movies in the last ten years

I know, but I think Miles Morales spoke to a demographic that wasn't represented. Yeah, it's the new Little Mermaid situation Yeah, which I'm all for. Allegedly. No, no, I'm with it because of Susanna. Susanna's changed, she's made me such a better person because you see her represented by the black Little Mermaid and she's like, maybe I can swim. It's like, you can swim.

I took you to swim classes, stupid. And she's like, shut up! Punches me, she's always punching me. Dude, I was Emily. Oh yeah. You gotta stop. She makes me flinch. You gotta stop that. Yeah. Her shoes, Emily's mom put a cigarette out of my arm the other day. It's nuts. But yeah, so we're out there as the nightmare before Christmas and the Oogie Boogie

costume. You can't see out of it because when the head inflates, there's a fan that turns on inside of it to blow you out. When the head inflates where the eye holes are supposed to be and the eye holes you can't see out of them anyway. They're like black mesh. There's like little you can see like a red light ahead or a green light ahead or like a porch light but you can't see anything else but then those disappear and they go six inches above your face. So now you're trying to see through the mouth hole, which isn't meant to be seen through at all. Yeah. So I couldn't see a fucking thing, dude. And

also it was hot as hell in there. I'm dripping with condensation and believe it or not, it stinks. It reeks in there. It's like I was in the fucking tropics alone and I can't see. And I have Emmy who's walking around with a Founders It reeks in there. It's like I was in the fucking tropics alone and I can't see. And I have Emmy who's walking around with a Founders Cold one and me on her arm. Like I looked like Eileen and I also. You do the hand on the shoulder from behind.

Yes, for sure. And then people would walk up and the only people who really got excited for Oogie Boogie was the black population. And they go, oh, Oogie Boogie. And I would hit them with like a wacky dance, you know, which was awesome. I could shake it around.

And then I hear from them. Not the rope, because my arms, I couldn't touch my hands together in the front. I'm literally out like this. Oogie Boogie and around. But yeah, I'm hitting them with it. And they're, oh, they're clapping. All right, Oogie, that kind of thing.

And then I took pictures with a bunch of Spider-Men. And then I kept getting punched in the stomach randomly in the inflatable from just like kids passing by. I got kicked in the ass by a couple of kids. Emily's loving it. But I can't see when anyone's approaching. So Emily would just, because I don't know if you heard about this, but Luke Lockfeld has been doing a social experiment

in Savannah where he lives. Haven't listened. Okay, well Luke. I'm not a van of the pod. Luke's in Savannah, he doesn't, he's trying to make friends in downtown Savannah. So his way of making friends would be to stop people and be like, hey, can I ask you a question real quick?

Have you seen the movie Friday? And people would, the people who, Luke says, the people who you think have seen the movie Friday have all seen the movie Friday. Yeah. And the people in Savannah who you don't think have seen the movie Friday haven't seen the movie Friday. Don't know what it is. It's divided down the middle, it's on racial lines. So Emily would just say to me when a black family was approaching Fridays, and then I would hit it and then you would hear it from Like six feet away like oh, okay boogie getting it So Emmy would just whisper Friday

It was awesome dude, I felt like part of Detroit it was awesome I loved it, but you don't get any of the nobody will remember your face so I loved it. But you don't get any of the, nobody will remember your face. So it's like you didn't become a part of Detroit. Oogie boogie did. I think they assumed that I was Jared Goff. I was like a famous person in the oogie boogie thing because that's how you can still trick or treat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So that's fun. You did say it's unfortunate. Like, you know that Susie's having a real good time, but you don't see the joy on her face. I didn't get to see her smile. I've been looking forward to Halloween for months since I found out that I was going to be home. It was on a Thursday because I wanted to watch Susanna, you know, ripping from house to house, being cute, walking up very demure being like trick-or-treat

And then you're smiling then running back twinkle tweet twinkle tweet no she goes trick-or-treat You know She's got the accent So yeah, it was awesome, but I didn't get to see any of it and I was just like I Kept saying to Emily I got all this shit on me I don't want to be around anymore that kept killing oh another fun interaction was I heard a black man's voice from outside the suit and he's like what are y'all and I was like well I'm Oogie Boogie that's baby Sally

that's big Sally and Emily and my wife is one of the bank robbers from dead presidents killed fucking nuts that's another one you probably know if somebody saw dead presidents or not. For sure. I will say. Yes, I gotta tell Luke. He can open up his data set. I will say the movie, solid, okay.

The trailer. Oh yeah, you said the trailer was nuts. One of the best trailers of all time because just the music and just the idea of what that movie was, it was like, holy shit, I gotta see that. I don't think, I didn't see it in the theater, that was like 95, but I definitely remember

renting it, watching it. Yeah, it was cool. Before Mellon and Dildo were born. Because they were, they all had like, they were all in a war together, right? Yes, I think so, or at least a couple of them. I had spent so long, but very funny homage to it in Half Baked. Oh yeah. Another fun aspect in Dearborn, Michigan, there's a house

near Emily's grandma's house. There's like a whole strip, a whole street. And all the houses on that street get a permit and they do a haunted house in their yard. And it's like heavy duty. Like a lot of work is put into it every year. I thought they were like, like a company, ran out empty buildings or something. No, they get a permit and then they block off with the stanchions at both ends of the street. And then just that block is the purge. It's fucking nuts. And I'm in there. Oogie boogie is down. I took the head off at this point, deflated, cause I was just, I do, I thought I was going to pass out in that fucking thing. And then I pass out in the Oogie boogie and I can't get up.

You're just coming up and hitting me, just hitting me with their fucking candy buckets. Yeah. I fall on a child. He's trapped under there. They can't roll me over. Yeah, so that's fun. But I finally took it down and we went to this place and it is fucking chaos, dude, because there's people in the yards, you know, doing scary stuff. There's like all these cornrows that are set up and then the scarecrow comes to life and scares you Yeah, there's a terrifier out with a chainsaw just blasting it and smiling at people Cars are trying to park and it's just like chaos and people are honking each other and yelling in different languages

so it's the Middle Eastern population The black population and then just white people with their head on a swivel, man. Everyone is having fun besides all these honks. It's like kids running up to each other and being like, ah! And scaring and screaming. And then when Terrifier like pops out, like they're like, ah! And they run around and they're all filming each other, you know? And then there are just like also people like there was like a woman dressed as like a kind of a haunted doll who would like click-clack up and Susanna loves it. And I keep telling Susanna, I'm holding her hand

and Emily and Hannah are behind me going, oh my God. I'm holding little Sally's hand and I'm like, I'm so scared and she's like, none of it's real. Don't be scared, it's all pretend. And I'm like, okay, thanks, Susanna. And Susanna is obsessed with Michael Myers. We don't know how she knows about Michael Myers. Hasn't seen any of the movies. Dude it was like when I saw Afro Man at the Cincinnati Airport I was like that's Afro Man. Susanna would be like it's Michael Myers. Yeah. And then we would

slowly go up and she'd go Michael! And then like you'd see Michael be like and hold up his knife and she'd go Michael Michael! And we're taking pictures. There's a picture of my niece dressed as Sally, Michael Myers, with his blade around her throat and she's going like this. Susanna knows about this one. She just hits it out of nowhere. It's fucking crazy what these kids know.

She says bruh now? She hit me with a bruh? I was like, can I put on, I'm gonna put on makeup too because she was putting on lipstick. No, she's not like can I put on, I'm gonna put on makeup too because she was putting on lipstick. No she's not. But I was like I'm gonna put on lipstick too and Susanna went bruh. And I was like. Like that was her version of being like gay. Yeah. But man that street was nuts because you just have like old like you know like 45 year old white people dressed as like I'm the Lions or whatever their costume is and Just kids losing it having so much fun in this DMZ. I'm Henry Ford This goes against everything my company stood for

People getting along and having fun everything my company stood for. People getting along and having fun. But yeah, then me and Susanna, I'm just a big green blob. My hair's matted down. I'm sweaty even though it's at night. I'm holding my little niece's blue hand. Yeah. You get sick. She's reprimanding me for being scared. I'm scared. She's like, bruh. Sack up. Yeah, come on. Who taught you sack up? You're a huge fat guy What fun what about no and Dylan telling us about the game what did they call it we can't say it Oh, yes, if you have a divot in your armor is the name of the game. They would play growing up here. I Had not should say that helped Shane so long But we called it. I'm pretty sure we called it butts up.

Where you're hitting a ball against a brick wall. And if you don't reach it in time, or the ball drops without hitting the wall or something, you have to run and touch the wall before somebody else throws the ball and hits the wall. If the ball beats you to the wall, you have to put your hands against that wall. Pop the ball beats you to the wall you have to put your hands against that wall. Pop your ass out. And show your butt. Pull your pants

down. Wait. That's the way our neighbor made us play. He was a weirdo. Yeah you played it in gym class with Tondrick. Tondrick! Yeah Tondrick played butts up for sure. But yeah, butts up. I'm pretty sure we called it that. I remember when we first moved to Henderson, we lived in an apartment complex and we had like the, it wasn't an alley, but it was like, you know, just like this strip of concrete with a big wall. And then on the other side was like a, what do you call them?

Like a flood prevention thing. It's not a dike, but whatever you call that levy No, the levees levees a wall. This is like a play. We play stick ball me you the Mario Brothers and Vinnie Testa Verde Vanessa else in 57 wormed into my brain. Oh, okay. Yeah No, so yeah, we had we had like the perfect wall for butts up Mm-hmm, but like you said you only played fourth and fifth grade, you said, or something? It was temporary.

The only place I remember playing it was at Running Creek Elementary, and I was only there till third grade, and then Singing Hills opened up, and I moved over there. And there was the Running Creek Massacre. That's right, yeah. The Sand Creek Massacre. Lost a lot of kids. Wide World, coming soon.

Dude, they don't even know. I mean, Pat needs to put down the hash pipe, you know know Yeah, how can you edit when you have a vape? Nicotine vape and a weed vape No, he's doing good. He's working hard. I'm paying him But yeah, no, I didn't we didn't butts up wasn't big four square was the really the game that made that man out of boys Yeah, I feel like that was people younger than me, which you are one of those. But Four Square, we never played it when I was a kid, and I don't know if it was around in Chicago,

outside of Chicago, but. If you do a baby drop in Four Square, that's Suzanne's hitting you with a bruh, a hard bruh. You know baby drop? No. It's where you go to fake slap it, instead you like tap it into the corner so it dribbles Everyone's like come on man. That's cheating

Yeah, that was like using like the infinite ammo code and GTA before you had GTA was baby dropping Yeah, I love four square. I'd play four square right now All those barstool guys did like a summer camp thing this summer where they all went and rented a summer camp and stayed there And they were playing four square and I was very jealous because it looked like so much fun. I bet that was fun. Yeah. We also didn't know about tetherball until we moved to Henderson and that was big. Well Kim and Jason went to elementary school and they had a there was big there. I went to junior high or middle school they called it and a few yeah, and

Yeah, junior high was like Midwest. Maybe it's maybe it's east of the Mississippi is junior high and at six seven eight Well, no, cuz I had six seven eight and it was called middle school. All right. Well, there's a lot of different variations I guess but yeah tetherball Was for girls was a sensation tall girls elementary school. Yeah. Yeah height is a fucking Julie Nemcic. It's a fellow Stewart. They dominated in tetherball. Oh My hair I'm surprised you haven't You haven't gotten that cut. Well, it's like I don't want to do shit when I'm on the road I want to hang out with you and not watch college football while we podcast definitely that's not allowed. No, but the idea of like getting an Uber,

going somewhere, getting a haircut so I can look better, it's like I'm a clown, who cares what I look like? I tried to explain to Emily that when men dress up, I automatically think that they don't know themselves at all and I don't like them because they're trying to define themselves by the way they present to the world. Which, but that can go go you can be doing that looking like that because you're picking the other side right and it's a The main thing is you know yourself, so if you're not doing anything super intentionally for others then

Then you're not a part of that I know but I'm not dressing like Steve jobs like we went to Redden terminal market today And I'm wearing these green pants and a big ridiculous purple tie dyed octopus hoodie. So it's still like, oh okay, so this guy thinks he's like too far out there to dress normal. It sucks either way. But I said when women dress up, it's cool

because they're like kind of like, it empowers them, you know, and it's like, they're not peacocking so much. They just like feel better when they're dressed up. And Emily and Sophie, you know, and it's like they're not peacocking so much. They just like feel better when they're dressed up. And Emily and Sophie, you know, Sophie pulled out her pistol and just held it to my head and say, say one more thing about peacocking. We were driving around Savannah and I don't know golf cart. I don't remember whose car we were in, but there was a gun in there. Whoa. I don't remember whose car it was.

Oh yeah. But there was definitely a gun. There your friend that lives there. Somebody else. Definitely not. No. A stranger. It was a stranger's car. A no-named stranger. And whenever he would he would be like, I gotta go grab my pistol. Yeah. Uh, yeah. No, Savannah was a blast. I wish you were there. We hit it Husk again. It was fucking mental. It would have been nice to, uh, to make that trip. Dude, Chef Ray hammered us at Husk. It was the same thing where we just get okay So we walk into husk and we don't get seated at the chef's table and immediately Sophie and Emily are like You know the fucking Queens of Persia and they're like we have to tell them that we're at the wrong table And I'm like everyone just chill out. I'm sure it'll work

I don't even know which ones the chef's because we've been seated at that table you and me sat at the chef's table the first time yeah last time we were there it's the one that you can watch the kitchen cook yeah and so they're like this sucks and it's like this sucks the chef got us a reservation at husk and you guys are pissed somehow technically it's the chef's table because he got it for you yeah chef Ray who reached out to me and said you better come eat at my restaurant shout out chef Ray England the man and they're in there being like mmm we can't see him flambé I'm like you what has happened to you guys

Sophie you used to eat Domino's and think it was cool and Emily you didn't know how to use chopsticks when we met and now all of a sudden sitting at this table where you can't watch the sous-vide engage is like not cool enough for you So they tell me Emily texts me at the table She's like go talk to the hostess and I so I stand up and I pretend I go around the corner I just like stand by the host stand and They can hear me through the wall like the walls right there. The tables right here wall host stand So I just like kind of go around and I like

Stand there. Don't say anything and I come back and they're like I was like I of go around and I like, stand there, don't say anything. And then I come back and they're like, I was like, I couldn't, there's nothing I can do. So anyway, when that happens, Chef Ray walks over and he's like, hey Sophie, happy birthday. Emily, great to see you again. Who's this? Oh, is my friend Luke. Oh, nice to meet you Luke. Couldn't be better and he's like, cool gun. Yeah. Please put it away, but it is cool. Do you want us to put that in the gun check next to the coat check? He has a musket, Civil War musket. Yeah, Luke's dressed up so he brought his musket. Anyway, he comes over and he's like, so I'm just going to hammer you guys.

And we're like, bet fam. Yeah, bend me over. 20 plates. Pin me back. Yeah, exactly. I'll be on the cuck bench. I'll have Luke's gun in my mouth. Someone's gun will be in my mouth.

But yeah, so he hammers us. The plates are coming. It's insane. He only may pay for the plates are coming, it's insane. He only made us pay for the wine, the sommeliers badass. We paid like $200, we had three bottles of wine, all the food was free. I just can't, this is as much as I want my celebrity to be, is chefs to just hammer me. Yeah. They hammer you.

It's a cool, yeah yeah that's a nice achievement one of the only like getting known getting big fame not famous but known is it comes with some weird stuff or like it can be exhausting. I don't experience any of that I'm grateful for everything I have and all I want is just for chefs to be like I'm gonna hammer you. Or yeah above that is. More than that is when it can get really suffocating or stressful. So if you went into it. But yeah, now it's just like, whoa.

My sister has this chip on her shoulder, which I can hate and I can love. But I love it so much when we're sitting in a fancy restaurant and the chef comes over and the sommelier is like, what do you guys want? And we're like, surprised. And she's like, I love you guys. And there's these women sitting at the table

over there and they're looking over and the plates are coming and they're like, they're like looking at the menu, like that wasn't on the menu. And Sophie literally looks at them and goes, it's not on the menu, we know the chef. I'm like, yes, Sophie, weaponize your bitchiness right now. Let them hear it, Sophie. Cause when we sit down and she's spazzing about the chef table thing

Emily's wearing these shoes and one of the women at the other table looks at Emily's shoes and right away Sophie's like they're talking shit About your shoes. It's like they aren't I'm assuming they're just being like look at those shoes, you know So Sophie right away if you look at those huge feet that barely fit in those huge shoes Look at that guy's gun. So yeah, Sophie's just looking. She has her head on a swivel looking for trouble, you know, just looking to lash out and she literally looks over and she says, it's not on the menu. Yes, get them feet. Yeah. And then Chef Ray came to the show the next night at Wits End over there in

Charleston. great little club Had a blast shout out Josh Bates and all the boys Wait, so you ate ate at husk in Charleston. Yeah, we ate us Charleston. We did we have it in Savannah I don't think so because chef Ray is cooked for us every time. Okay, so yeah There you know, we already ate it at the sparrow which was at Charleston Okay, yeah But yeah, he came to the show. I bought his drinks Yeah, there's no we already ate it at the Sparrow which was at Charleston. Okay. Yeah But yeah, he came to the show. I bought his drinks. He refused to let me buy his drinks I had to like tell the bartender. Oh, dude. This was funny

There's that blind comic in Charleston All right, who I met in Japan and he brings all of his blind crew to one of the shows Oh hell, yeah, you're ready for that because of all the Eileen crew experiences. I know the blind. I'm stoked. But I walk in and I walk up to the bar in the Whitsun in Charleston.

And I walk up and I say, and Ray's sitting there with his wife. And I'm like, what's up, Ray? Thank you for dinner. It was awesome. Good to see you, Ray's wife. And this woman walks up with a dog. And she's like, hey, am I by the bar? And I was like, good to see you, Ray's wife. And this woman walks up with a dog, and she's like, hey, am I by the bar?

And I was like, you sure are. And she's like, do you guys have an IPA? And I say, oh yeah, definitely. And she's like, something local, something hazy? And I'm like, we sure do. And she's like, y'all have one of those. So I look at Ray and I'm like, coming right up. So I run to the bartender and I'm like, hey Tim,

there's a blind lady over here and she thinks I work at the bar, do you have a local hazy IPA? And he's like, sure do, honey. Gets me the beer, I go back, I give it to her. She's like, thank you, she hands me her card, and I'm like, open or closed? And she says, close it, so I just stand there for a minute

in front of Ray, like smiling in front of this blind woman and I'm like alright and I give her back her card and she says thank you and I'm like no problem enjoy the show and she's like I don't have to sign anything you didn't think about that part I mean that's part you've been an ice cream guy ice cream truck driver and a comic and that's it. Also I just got conscripted into service by this blind woman. You didn't have to do that. I know but at that point I don't know what to do. You didn't want to say oh I don't work here but I'll grab the bartender. You turned it into a skit. I guess I did. An improv scene. I just handed her.

No it wasn't for you, it was for her, but it's like too far. Like you were being too nice to where it's weird to be like, oh yeah, I'll be whatever you need because you're blind. I guess, yeah. I don't know. It was a wild move.

And she's like, I don't have to sign. And I was like, no, and she's like, okay. You lied to her, you deceived her. I also bought her a beer. That's's cool I didn't use her card I didn't take a picture of it with my phone go on and buy a bunch of sighted goods not crazy I like take the card and I like put it down my pants in front of Ray I credit card swipe my own air that's right yeah you buy a bunch of sighted stuff and then her husband is like, why did you order a bunch of shit on Amazon

that we can't use? Are you cheating on me? Yeah. Am I getting cucked right now? Yeah. Why'd you buy the game of Risk? Yeah, we had a pack of blinds though. Risk would be a nightmare if you were blind. You have no strategy.

You just happen around the lawn. Yeah. You're like, am I winning? How many guys do I have in Indonesia? Fuck I'm fucked. Yeah Wits End is one of those things. The set dresser from gemstones, Righteous Gemstones lives in Charleston. So she did the backdrop there.

Oh, but that's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy distracting. It's like that place in San Diego where it was like the magic time machine situation. What was it? Alice in Wonderland. Yeah.

So anyway, I'm doing all these great riffs about all the random shit up there, the magic eight ball shaking it, you know. There's like an iron eagle. There's just a bunch of like Nazi memorabilia it looked like, yeah. So I would like riff on it and I'd be like, blind people, I'm pointing to an object

that looks like the Nazi eagle. Image description. Yeah, yeah, so that was fun. Good time over there. Yeah. Oh, shout out Chris Arnold. Shout out to Chris Arnold. He's the man.

He showed up wearing a fat Flanua shirt. Brought me a big bag of weed, hid in a coffee grounds because he had to cross state lines with it. So yeah, he was the man. Yeah, that was awesome. Oh dude, the Airbnb, this was kind of weird. The Airbnb we stayed at in... Did Sophie select it?

Yeah, of course. So it was very nice. It was her birthday, spend all your money on me, Sammy. A castle? Yes, in Charleston, the guy who owns it in the description for his ownership, he's like, I do standup comedy in my free time. So he sends us the login information

and I say, you know, how'd he get into the house? And I'm like, hey man, I do stand up too. And he was like, yeah, I know who you are. And I was like, Oh cool. You know, he's like, we have some mutual friends. So we have that nice interaction. We check out on Sunday morning and then I get a message from him saying, Hey, I don't judge what anyone does in their free time. But there was a bunch of like ground up weed on the coffee table and even more troubling a white powder near the coffee table and even more troubling,

a white powder near the sink. And I was like, okay, well, we were smoking weed, but we smoked outside, but I'm sorry for that. But we were also drinking a lot of electrolyte powder and making them by the sink. I was like, do you think it was electrolytes? And then he was like, I don't know, I didn't taste it, LOL. And I said, well, it's electrolytes.

And I have not seen the review yet. Yeah, yeah, it actually was peach flavor because they were fucking buy one, get one. Georgia, it's gross. So yeah, he thinks I'm doing blow in his Airbnb. You don't leave blow behind. No. You do it, you don't leave it on the sink.

Also, if I'm doing blow, it's on foil and I'm rocking it up. Smoking it. Fuck yeah dude. Trying to get high. Not trying to be awake. I smoke crack stupid. I smoked crack in your stupid house. How's that make you feel? Good luck getting that out of the fucking towels. Burn the blinds dick shit. They're cracked up. Hey don't worry, it's not coke. I was smoking crack in there. Chill. Chillax. It's my sister's birthday. Yeah, big weekend though.

Yeah. It's been great. Fuck, I wish I could have been there. But I had to help my wife see the magnetic fields. She said they're all old. They were all sitting down the whole time. And the songs were slower. So that's funny.

So old that you can't play the songs as quickly as you used to. And I had to keep telling people. They're like, where's Lun? I'd be like, he's seeing magnetic fields. No, I didn't go. I saw some of the World Series. I saw, I judged roast battle. Oh yeah, how'd that go? Ah, it was fun, you know. It's like, even though a lot of the idea of roasting has been around for so long,

people are pretty good at messing with the formula, I guess. So then I can appreciate it. Subverting it. I can appreciate that. Postmodern roast. Yeah. And then a lot of straightforward, look how gay he is or whatever. He's fat and or gay.

At least I don't look gay or whatever. But yeah, no, everybody had something good, you know, some of the, like I would never want to do, like you and I did roast battle. It was awful. I hated it. You killed, you destroyed me. You wouldn't let me talk. Even when I could talk, nobody cared. It was like they decided you were the winner right away. I walked up and hit him with like a boogie boogie. Yeah. Boogie boogie them. And then I came out in my robe at with the Denver comedy title and like sunglasses My hair slicked back and they're like I was doing a character this sucks. Yeah, I like Sam. He's real

Yeah, he's like us and yeah, you just steamrolled my ass and I took it. I was sitting on wood all night Yeah, I had wood all night Knowing that I cut to you in front of a sold-out ComedyWorks. Yeah That was where Bukele just fucking Turned Jodie champion to to it missed. Yeah, yeah classic Jodie. Oh, I didn't know what time the show is I'm gonna be late. So I don't have to go first right a full of shit in a Bukele Just I can't remember where the club is. It's been here longer than you've been alive. It's the only place I do stand up. Yeah, yeah. You hung out here all the time and you don't know how to park anyway. Yeah, anyway. Yeah.

All that was left of Jody was her rocket implants. Shout out Jody. Jody. Jody. Yeah, Roast Battle was good. It was fun. Packed down there at Wide Right. And then I... And they're staying open? No, I don't think so. They're supposed to close next month.

Damn. But they might do an early close. We'll see. But man, another place, like another Denver comedy headquarters going away. And with the underground, Ben Bryant trying to figure out a new spot for the Denver comedy underground.

Denver comedy kind of in flux. I mean, obviously you still have the comedy works, you have the club. Right. I'll be at that club Thanksgiving weekend Get your fucking tickets cuz there's like 50 tickets left for each show. I get the ticket counts There's like I think one of the most just get your tickets Denver, please. It'll sell out, please I want some of my fucking people there, you know

anyway Everybody's gonna hit you up for comps November 24th. Yeah, I know. You got any comps bro? I got your car. Can I get a plus six? Why don't you go sit on the bench and I'll come up your ass. I am contractually obligated to promote my show and I'm kidding. Chris ran hit me. I was like, can you plug the show on the pod? Cause I didn't November 15th humble. I'll be on the big fun road I didn't. November 15th, Humboldt.

I'll be on the big fun road trip with Megan and the dogs. And I'm only going to be at the show. Come meet Megan. Come meet Creech, guys. She won't go to the show. She doesn't want to see you headlined? We got the dogs. Maybe she'll come.

Let the dogs loose in the club. There's no rules. Yeah, nobody cares. No, but November 15th, I'm just doing the one show. I would love for it to be sold out, to be full. So yeah, the only show I'm doing on this road trip with Megan. It'll be fun. I'm excited for her. The whole thing was for her to see Redwoods. And I was like, I know just the place. So hopefully I'll see Chris. Hopefully he'll be out of the hospital. If you don't see Chris Durant the one

night you're there. I didn't see him last time I was there cuz he was locked up He was in prison He was locked in a castle by a wizard Eating everyone's good. He answered. No, he answered a riddle incorrectly Oh been there was in a castle for like six weeks. He was auditioning for the role of troll But yeah, no riddle, you know, the Eversch Henry Festival happened last month. Dozens of people went to it. And I, well we just had so much fun up there.

So I'm glad we're going back up there. The last time I was there, I slept upstairs in the club. Had a fun night to myself. I sang songs. Did you do solo karaoke? Cranked music? Yeah. Nice. Sang songs. Uh, blast blasted fucking tunes. Oh dude. It was a good time. Eight snacks. You know, there's pop tarts and shit in there. I'm, I'm, I'm going nuts. Leave a hundred on the counter. Seltzers.

He went full Becker. I didn't want to lose money on the weekend. I left 20. I came out ahead barely no I had I had two very fun shows there that was those shows last summer were the first times I headline after mostly opening for you so it's cool to have you know 50 to an hour yeah instead of the 25 which can come and go kind of quick sometimes not for the crowd no No, torture. Yeah, it really lingers for them. They think that they've missed entire like gross spurts of their kids.

So I go to check his watch, realize he doesn't have one on, goes out, buys a watch, comes back. You're still up there. No, you're going to watch flown from Sweden. Yes. Uh, thank you. I, I'm, I'm good at both shows last night. Both shows last night were very fun.

Nuts dude. Nice to get the big laughs on stuff. That helium, it's like ComedyWorks. It might be better designed than ComedyWorks. You know, I was thinking if you take just like a step, if you stand in the middle of the stage, a bunch of people can't see you. I know you have to be right up there. I have to do my funny face gags like in the front of the stage a bunch of people can't see you. I know you have to be right up there. To do my funny face gags like in the front of the stage. People are on the sides and so you kind of you have to play for like 180 degrees. Yeah. I played 360 which was probably overkill. Yeah you kept spinning slowly. I was like an

animatronic president. It was like I was a on a rotating stage but I wasn't. You weren't a lazy Susan. Sure it was confusing, but it was a joyous. I did it for both shows. It's funny to have Tim Butterly host. The man. Big, like high energy, like, yeah, fun, fun host. So glad you and him hit it off. Oh dude, we had a couple of real nice chats

in the green room. I came off stage the second show and it was like fucking Woodstock in there. Your eyes are barely open, big cloud of weed. We, he lit that and it smoked so hard. Yeah. It was instantly like tire fire. I'm like fuck dude I know they, you know, you said whatever, you know, we can smoke in there. Uh-huh. But I was like not like like this. This is just like, it was like we had four giant fucking blunts going. You were trying to prove a point.

But no, I hit it like three times and I was so high. You smoked a blunt too with Dureg and the Deer Ta. That didn't get me high. I think that might've been fake weed. They were smoking spice. They might've pranked me. No, I hit that a few times and I didn't really feel it and then with Tim it was like, holy shit, fuck. And then luckily nobody wanted to meet

me after the late show. So I digged around with Tim and a comic named Jim. Jimmy Gillespie. Is that right? Yeah. He was, he was cool. We, we, but yeah, so high, just lucky that I didn't have to have anybody ask me something that I had to think about. I would have been fucked. I would just have been like, uh, I don't know. I'll be right back. Wait, hold on.

My wife, my dog died. And I'd have to bail. You say I'll be right back and just turn around and look at the wall? Just get under the table that your prints are on. Shout out Shane O'Connor, he did a good job. Yeah. Begged the guest set, got exactly what he wanted. No, slow played it.

Well everyone in the club kept asking me who's doing the guest sets and then I asked Butterly, I'm like, is this a big guest set club? And he goes, oh yeah. So now he was like, Shane, you're on. Yeah. You know, he put down his backpack, put on his stage backpack. So we could do his door explorer act out he did a Trump impression it like blew the

roof off he had a very very good guess that yeah applause break and crushed with the Trump impression mm-hmm yeah god he did a lot of work in five minutes. Yeah, good guy smart guy He also buried you up to your ass. I had to ask if anybody was a active-duty military Yeah, just to try to be likable. Hey any first responders in here. Where's the heroes at? nurse practitioners Aka the people doing all the work. Yeah. I've seen House. The doctor's never in the room. Throw Emily under the bus.

Yeah. She's a good doctor. My doctor sucks. My doctor says I'm fine. Look how gross I am. I blame my doctor. Oh, San Diego next weekend. Those tickets are flying.

Dude, we are really cooking right now. Sam Talon and Lund Co. featuring Becker. We're on fire. We're looking at like a string of sellouts hopefully and then we're going to walk into the very humble pie that is Springfield, Missouri. We're going to be in the blue room for like 12 people. No. I think so.

Come on. It's a walk up town. I haven't been on Kill Tony in a minute. Okay. Yeah. No, people will come out. that place is an institution dude. So obviously Tony Hinchcliffe swayed the election in favor of the Democrats way to go Tony real double agent move. You know that that was that was an eleven a.m. Oh my

god was eleven a.m. Yeah people are still bleary eyed from the fucking coke party the night before and then Tony's that joke by the way It's a joke that any comic would make on a podcast. It's a fine joke. It's not fine. Well the whole point I think well some people I'm sure thought that it was awful because it's hateful most people thought that it was just hack and like It's just a I mean if we were on a podcast and someone said did you hear that? There's a big garbage island floating in the Caribbean? We would be racing to say either Haiti or Puerto Rico. We would step on each other. Yeah, sure. No. So anyway...

DNR. That's what's on my lower back. Because I want to die. Yeah. Don't put any tubes in here. It's right above my ass. It's not natural. If God wants me gone, if God's calling me home, I want some doctor trying to pull me from Abraham's bosom. Yes, but I want to, so I don't know about it at all, and I wake up and my managers and my agents both have called and texted me and I'm like, all right, it's like something surfaced. It's like smile too. Exactly, it's CAA. And the texts are like, are you getting a lot of heat for what Tony did?

And I was like, what? So I look at it. On the last Kill Tony post that I have, for some reason, I don't know why that one's been targeted, but it's literally my face and it says Kill Tony tonight. There are a thousand new comments all in Spanish. Oh no. Or just pig emojis, just commenting.

And I'm like, what is going on? Pig emoji, I feel like that one's for me. So I'm like, I don't know what's going on. And then I see that Tony did the thing and I'm like, oh, thank God. This has nothing to do with me. But yet all these comments are on a picture of my face. So fantastic.

I heard Bad Bunny wants to kick your ass. Hey, man. I'd be honored to be beat up by Bad Bunny. He's a good worker. He's cool, man. He's wrestled a few matches. Really? Did you know that?

WWE, yeah. Awesome. He did a great job. Sick. I think he's been a fan his whole life, but then also figured out the training crash course before his first match was probably a couple years ago. Johnny crashed on him. Oh dude oh I forgot about this last night it I were like

we're going to bed early we're going to bed early we were good and then I checked at like 2 30 a.m. about two and a half hours after we said night night I get a text message from Nathan Lund that says, shine down is Mick Foley's wife's favorite band. Ha ha ha ha ha. What? This is why we can't have separate rooms because you're up here getting to the bottom of Foley's wife. Musical picks. No, I was about to go to bed and I put on Foley is pod. Sure. And in the beginning, he mentioned that he brought his whole family to Huntsville To so he could do the podcast and because shinedown was in town his wife's favorite band crazy And it was so funny. He also said that his kids

Shinedown is in their top three or top five shined out. He Didn't say anything about how he felt about the band Yeah, and then in my head it would have been hilarious if he goes I'm more of a Chevelle guy He didn't say anything about how he felt about the band. And then in my head, it would have been hilarious if he goes, I'm more of a Chevelle guy. Yeah, then you would have passed away in here. He would have found you on the ground, rock hard, laying down on your belly.

Just DNR. GNR. Yeah, it was. Gay and rare? Guns and Roses. Guns and Roses, nice. The shinedown of the late 80s early 90s November rain Trump's favorites

Full circle is if Trump wants to listen to sweet emotion by Aerosmith like my dad Yeah, when he was fucking getting laid full perfect circle. Whoa. Hey, the patreon is good By the way, people love it. You should sign up. The Patreon has some of the best episodes. You always say that on here and then people say he's right. That's right. You know, I'm sorry, I just want people to know like, Hey, you're missing out. And it's not like the patrons only the best episodes. It's just kind of evenly divided. I would say I say that a lot dude god forbid god forbid I say the same sentence twice. Yeah, they're gonna have your ass. Oh

One already did this bit about the patreon But yeah, if you could sign up for that that'd be great five bucks Becker is on death store We need all the money we can funnel to him. We mean Sharpie and Becker did a whole podcast Yeah, and then at the, when we're done recording, he's like, oh yeah, I wanted to mention it, but I didn't get in there because you guys were, just kind of on a roll, but I passed out at the hospital. It's like, dude, what's going on?

What the fuck? Not enough Pop Tarts or too many Pop Tarts? Oh my God, he needs some of that peach powder that got me a one star review in Savannah. But yeah, prayers up for Becker. I think he didn't seem worried about it. He's like, yeah, it's fine. Well, you and him both have this weird death wish, this devil may care.

He's kind of a who cares guy. No, no, no, no. But yeah, no, literally. I don't take any money from that pod from the Patreon. I take all of it. You take it all and then you break off I stand so please Becker is not doing well

Please join the patreon. There's a plaintiff plea. He's gonna be all right to keep a roof over Becker's head Patreon calm says chubby behemoth. Has that been an hour? Yeah, we're good. Thank you guys. We love you. Goodbye