Chubby Behemoth - Hammers Out w/ Chris Charpentier

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

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Uh, what? What's that? Start? Yeah, that's how I like to start. What? Wait, what? Welcome to. Uh, wait, what? What? Sharpie, thanks. Thanks for doing the podcast. You kidding me?

When you asked me, I thought there's nothing. Nothing in my life has been more exciting than getting asked to do this. Since the last time I was asked to do it. I can't think there's nothing to come up. They've been exciting. This is it. You've been living a very boring. Yes. Almost a non life. I mean, I've been doing stuff but who cares? You got married talking to the boys. No big deal.

Yeah, this is, this is a big deal. Yeah, dude. You're way weekend rules. I got married. You were there. It was so fun. Thank you. I told, I don't know if you have listened to recent episodes, but I told Sam, even though it was like mostly my favorite people, it was so many of my

favorite people that it was a little overwhelming to try to coordinate lunch, where, who, what time. Uh, and I got to the point like two days in where I was like, I just want to be dead. I just wish I was here floating, observing, listening, laughing along, but I'm dead so that nobody expects, nobody's texting me. They're just, I wish Lund was here. Maybe he is, you know, stuff like that. But I, and I am there. I hear it all. I send love. People can feel me. Some people, people

who are more spiritual can feel me there. Yeah, you were tapped in. Yes. For sure. That's the, that would would have been that is like being the groom. It was tight. All of you people were there. I did almost. That was to say, I can't imagine being you. Oh, no, it was a treat.

All we did was say, hey, you show up at the bowling alley on Thursday. That was the one thing. And then I saw you guys on Thursday. It was a party, all of everybody. That's all I had to do. And then Friday was like, see you at the brewery. And then that's it. And then I got to see everybody all at once.

It was still very, very overwhelming though. I will say that it's too many, too much of a good thing. You're getting it from all sides, 360 degrees penetration. For sure. It's really crazy. I mean, it's like, duh, of course, everybody at your wedding would be cool. Like I would have invited, I invited not fun people, but it was very fun. At some point, who was, who was I talking to? Somebody in Renee's family. I'm not positive. But they were, oh no, it was the photographer the next day. That's what it was.

You guys missed it. He came to the little brunch thing the next day. You guys had already left. And the photographer showed up right at the end and he was talking and he was like, boy, one half of the room was really loud. A lot of fun. And I was like, oh yeah, those were all of my friends on that side, blah, blah, blah. And he goes, wow, they were so loud. And there's like, just so much fun. And my Mariposa, the man, she was like, that's because they're professionally fun. That's their job. Yeah. When you get 20 professionally fun people together, it's going to get insane.

And then just the more that you add, it got, it's too much fun. Quite literally. That's why we called the more that you add it got it's too much fun. Quite literally. It's why we called the show that yeah. Whoa, you're having white wine. Dude, nice. Yeah, recently. I'm having a Riesling. It's called Big Salt. I'm changed. Dude, I'm changed. I'm a wine guy. I'm a married guy who drinks wine goes to the gym.

You're going to the gym. Oh, that's all I do now. I go to the gym. When you took your vows, yeah. You decided you were going to get it pumped up. Absolutely. I've been in the gym more since I've been married than not. I like just because I got the ring now.

I like having a reason to take it off, you know? So I go to the gym and I just stand around in the locker room Put it in the thing go shower And that's about it. I don't really work out or anything, but So we have we took a little mini moon you, and went down the coast for a little bit. Uh, stayed some nights in Big Sur. That was sick. Uh, married in Monterey.

Yep. Married in Monterey. Beautiful area. Yeah. Very pretty. It's so pretty. And then went to Big Sur, which is arguably the prettiest place on Earth. I mean, it's way up there and it's just a goddamn peaceful.

It's very chill. And we were there in the beginning slash middle of the week. Couldn't be more chill. So that was excellent. And then we went to Santa Barbara and chilled there, had a nice meal. And then we went to Ojai for a couple of nights. I don't know. That's like an hour and a half away from LA, like north of LA.

It's another little wine country. And on both of these little excursions in Big Sur, we went to like a three star Michelin or three Michelin star meal. And he's so fancy. Both of us were very out of place because we were like, okay, this is like, it was at a very fancy place. And, you know, obviously, and, and we had just done the whole marriage. So we were like, Ooh, we should have another like date night

right after that'd be fun. So I brought another suit. She brought a nice dress. We were going to do a whole thing. And we went to what we thought was like the fanciest meal of our lives. And most of the people around us were like in jeans and hanging out. And there were, we were amongst the like very rich and it was very strange because we were, they were cosplaying as regular folks. You were cosplaying as rich folks.

Yes. Exactly. That's exactly right. And I felt so stupid and multiple times throughout the not stupid but it's out of place You know just so people were so violently rich around us. It was crazy We were we were talking we were like looking at the menu because it was a tasting menu and we're like we're not really sure how this works. And we're so like nervous and like talking to each other. And then the waitress comes up to this other table and this woman with like full confidence is like, can I just tell you how, can I give you what

I want and you bring it to me in this order and blah, blah, blah. And the waitress was like, of course we can do whatever you want. And it was like both Renee and I were like, like, quiet confidence, like, wow, look at that woman order her meal. We didn't have any idea what we were shaky, everything was nervous. And then we went to an oh hi, we went to like, the fanciest spa, like five star spa resort situation, where you can stay there, but we just got a day pass so that we could use the spa.

It's like, I'm stupid. How about the fence? You made it as a fake day pass? It was the dumbest, like I never felt more out of place. Disguises, dress like like staff come in the back. Hey, yeah, we're new. Hey, where do we take our rings off? I want to rinse before I have to deal with these bucks.

I felt more in touch and I had more in common with the like 16 year old kid who was guest shuttling people around in like a really fancy golf cart from like resort location to location because the spa was like a three minute walk from the garden and god forbid you'd have to walk so there was multiple stations for a little fucking cart and I had I was more in touch and had a better time talking to like the 16 year old kid. It was like tight. I got me and you were in tune, but everybody else in the place I felt so strange. There was, but it was also like, I don't know how much time you guys have spent in a spa. What a time.

We're like full nude, hot tub situation sauna situation steamroom situation outdoor sauna situation that had like Ret ultraviolet lights to help with aging and it was crazy It was crazy like no place I've ever been in my life. I felt very out of place. I stole a toad. Were you? There's the there's the non rich people acting out. I didn't know for sure. I took I put one in I thought we were I thought Renee and I were meeting at the same time. You know, 230 was the designated time. And so we were leaving and I put

a comb in my pocket. I was like, Fuck yeah, they're just have them out. You know, 230 was the designated time. And so we were leaving and I put a comb in my pocket. I was like, fuck yeah. They're just have them out. You know, I'm taking this thing. So I put it in my pocket. And if I mean a comb is, it's a brush. She was a fucking hair brush. She was huge.

It was like a big thing. I like stuffed into my pocket and then went outside and like waiting for Renee ended up being like a half an hour that I had to wait with this fucking giant comb in my pocket. I was like, I feel pretty stupid. I shouldn't have done that. But you kept it. Hell yeah, I did. That's a forever keepsake. I'm never gonna ever step foot in a place like that again. I've re-handled. Yeah, it's nice wood. Gold inlay. ivory handled. Yeah, it's nice wood. Gold in late. Um, shit, I was gonna you said something about new Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, were you and Renee nude in these areas together? Separate?

Yeah, but equal nudity. Yeah. So but again, she was we were we were both very uncomfortable. So we had a massage that was separate and the massage was up like you'd walk into The locker room. There's a whole locker room situation that had all that stuff that I talked about hot tub saunas all that stuff and then you would go upstairs and that's where all the massages were and the massages it felt because you would get when they when we made the reservation they wanted to know your robe size and sandal size and it was like oh hell yeah right away we were like this is so fancy so real

quick I needed wait real quick I needed that at the place Sam and Emily got a room for me and Bobby because oh yeah I couldn't fit in the robe. So I put it on after shower and my dick is, you know, uncoverable. So I'm like, okay, this is useless. I'd have to put it on backwards and then like lay in bed. And then the, and then the sandals, the slippers, I could barely fit, you know, they weren't worth it because they weren't comfortable. So I was like, oh good I hope that and neither of these are Relaxing or comforting. So yeah, go ahead. What'd you get?

medium robe Medium robe probably could have gone with a small In retrospect, they're humongous. Yeah, I asked for a child Get me in there Child small for the shoes. He said, you got it. They done. They didn't have my size. It's a little just walk around barefoot. You can walk around barefoot little guy. Little baby shoes. The cutest part of

having a kid. Those little shoes. That's exactly right. Mm hmm. You can hang them from your car rear view mirror. That's right. Um, but yeah, so we got there. So they told us to get there a half an hour early so that we had time to explore the grounds. And both Renee and I were like, uh, I don't think we need a half an hour to explore the grounds. That's pretty ridiculous. And then we really got there in time. We, cause we were lost, we needed the time to explore the grounds. That's pretty ridiculous. And then we were barely got there in time. We because we were lost, we needed the time to explore the grounds for sure. Barely got there in time. And so Renee didn't get the spiel that I did about the whole locker room. You get to go in. They had cool

key fob thing. You press a thing. Your bathrobe was already waiting for you in there. Pretty nice. Got to take off my wedding ring. The highlight put it in the thing. Felt cool. And then I went free again. Oh yeah. Like a young hot piece of ass again. Um, but the person was like clothing optional for all of this.

And I was like, I'm never going to be here again. I find it fun. Let's do it. You know, um, although uncomfortable, but let's do it so nude and then into the robe right away and then just kind of chilled for 20 minutes waiting for my Massage so I just went outside on these little patio things was all covered in ice beautiful And then I went upstairs and was waiting and I did not know I didn't know what to expect But I was like waiting with a bunch of other people not a bunch

Probably like three other people Older ladies all in like robes while we were just sitting there and I was like, I kind of wish I wasn't naked now Underneath the robe I feel weird cuz there's yeah, you know, but then after that all good massage was great went back downstairs There was a few other guys but all old and everybody was like hammers out. We're all doing it. So I was hammers out doing it. It was fun. It was a good time. I wrote like robe, nothing on or yeah, yeah, yeah. Getting into the water. You're completely nude. Yeah, for sure. And then you're like, they're all within walking distance of each other.

So it'd be weird to like have. They're all within walking distance of each other. So it'd be weird to have. Winnie the Pooh. You're like a little kid, little baby shoes, a t-shirt and then nude from the waist down because he ran away from mom. Mid diaper change. Truly free. You just figured out how to walk.

Honestly, this was one of those places where everybody was so fucking filthy rich I'm sure I could have just asked somebody like, um, could you mind diaping me and they Just lay there and they would have put on the thing. It was so strange how many people were walking around the freaking Locker-room area throughout to make sure that everything is like perfect like you use a towel and then there's somebody's right there to replace it again and the water thing and like constantly which is cool but it was also like I don't know 20 different people saw me naked that day and it's

like right we want them there you know I would imagine rich people are trying to figure out how dead people can be the staff, ghosts, ghost staff. They can do stuff. They can interact with towels, with physical, with this realm, but they can't really be seen. Again, unless you're tapped in, unless you're spiritual and then you don't mind saying hello or you're a bitch to them. It's like, hey, come on. You could be more discreet about this. Watch ghost a couple more times. Can't you be a little more see through? Yuck.

Yeah, that's a bit of an ego thing. If you're making yourself that corporeal, you should be practically not even there and you can still lift a towel. Okay. So that's for you. Who do you think's listening to this podcast? You better dumb it down. The fuck was that?

They can pause and go well, if they like, if they read Sam's book, they've learned a lot of interesting. They learned how to open the dictionary. Yeah. They, yeah, they've got a tab on their computer, their phone. That is a dictionary.com so they can figure shit out pretty quick. But yeah, we talked about it a little, Sam and Emily, having this nice Sunday planned in Carmel by the Sea, right?

Is that where that was? Dude, yeah, like the most picturesque, yeah, Carmel. Bernardus was the resort. Oh yeah, that place. Yes, and it was also fancy, like, you know, $12 for a cup of soup. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And the staff, yeah, very quiet, running around silently. And then Bobby and I, our farts smelled so bad. We

like ruin that room probably. I had really bad. I had really bad farts at a different hotel, but I was like blown it out. I was like, Oh my god, this is disgusting. Yeah, I thought some. I thought honestly, I was like, I feel fine. But according to whatever's happening inside of me, I'm dying. Probably go and check something out. Oh, also, before I forget, uh, you know, you, you rent, you had that beautiful, I

sent Becker pictures of the car that you rented to get it. Was that a 64 or 65? 64 stingray. Was it a three 27? I don't know. I, all I know is what I just told you it was $227 an hour so you had it for an hour and a half it was probably we had it for four hours it was sick when I go so when I got dropped off this is funny

so we got dropped off into chaos like I was hanging out at my house we're doing it was this is the day of you know And hanging out of the Airbnb. I'm getting ready with my friends. We're having a little fun It's very chill and then I go over to do the first look and take pictures and immediately get dropped into like tornado I get out of the car and I stand here Gun in your mouth. Get over here. Honest to god. Nobody said like hello or how's it going or big day. They said okay you're over here and I was like oh okay and I like

and then he's like getting he's like okay now Renee is gonna come out and then Renee he's our photographer is like telling me instructions immediately you gotta stand here Renee is gonna come out of this way. And before he gets done with his spiel, one of her nice sisters like I need Chris for like five minutes with the guy dropping off the car. I have he has to sign paperwork and do all this stuff to like legally be able to drive it. I need five minutes please. And they're like, we're already behind schedule. I was like, everybody

fucking chill. There is no schedule. We're getting married to my grandma's house. So like, who's, we can wait 10 fucking minutes. Everything's fine. But anyway, everybody was fired up. It's exciting. But the guy I walk over, and he was like, I did not realize that this was like, the scenario. I'm sorry. Anyway, you can drive a stick. And I was like, Oh, yeah, yeah, I can drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive. Yeah, yeah, he's like, you can drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive. Yeah, yeah, he's like, you can drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive. Yeah, yeah, he's like, you can drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive. Yeah, yeah, he's like, you can drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive. Yeah, yeah, he's like, you can drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive. Yeah, yeah, he's like, you can drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, you drive a stick. And then he looked, yeah, I can drive a stick. And then he looked at me like, I'm not playing. And I was, yeah, yeah. He's like, you can drive this thing. And I was like, well, now I don't know. Yeah. What do you mean? You just made me very nervous.

Like, yes, I know how to drive a stick, but what the fuck? Yeah. And he was like, 64 with an M 20 Muncie and he doesn't want to buy expensive parts. It's not any harder to drive than any other It's actually easier to drive than a lot of sticks I'm sure so I was just like I don't know now and I was like I'll be I'm be cool And I was like look dude I promise I'm not gonna like fuck around and he goes fuck around like do donuts and I was like no

I mean like I won't drive it I'm not fucking around I'm not this is I, I'm not fucking around. This is the fucking car. I'm not this is on this is the wedding day. I'm not going to get in the accident or stall on the fucking side of the road like an idiot. Somebody else is driving this thing. This is a prop for pictures, you know, it'll be fine. But at some point, I did get hop in there and we did drive it and it was fucking cake. The only thing that was weird is a bike getting in into reverse. But that was no issue because I was like, I don't have to put it in reverse. So I was like, no problem.

Everything was cruising or moving. And then I couldn't figure out how to get it into third gear. Yeah, just couldn't. So I stayed in second gear. We which got me up to 55, and that's all I needed to do for the road we were on. Oh, yeah. that was sick. It was fine. No problems at all, but I could not figure it out, which makes me feel very stupid.

But I was like, I think honestly, there's something wrong with it. It makes me think, uh, that, you know, it's not the best getting into third and fourth and you have to like jam it or something and like, give the business. Well, I wasn't about to do that. What was the deal? You couldn't, you could scooch the seat front forward only so much, right? And it wasn't where you wanted it. I was tiptoes, dog.

I was using like every inch of my body to use it. And the steering wheel was far and huge. It's like very wide, you know? So I felt like a bus driver. I was like, for half a year, you know, felt pretty dumb for part of it. And then I definitely was not locked in. Like I went up as far as I could with the seat and I was farther than the long the last spot.

So when I press the brakes, it would like lean I'm the guy when he went to pick it up you had a hard time getting in because he was like what the hell he was a monster he let he let he let a fucking kid drive this I brought it up because oh and Becker I don't know if you could tell in the picture because it was in the shade but it was not black it was a very dark blue yes like crazy dark blue like the coolest blue midnight fucking blue and we're over by it before everything got going we're over by it I sent you the pictures me Sam and Bobby are admiring it I see a a little white thing, like right by the door handle. I'm like, oh, let me take care of that.

I'm not the best man, but might as well clock in for a sec. And I wipe it with my thumb and smell it for some fucking reason. It's seagull shit. Where's your shit? Where's your shit? It's such a small amount.

There's no way I figured it was anything, let alone bird shit It was a little tiny little sit back and so I figured it's nothing and no it's not I just know it I don't know because I wondered what it was It actually looked like white out it looked like the tiniest little thing of white out and it was like Why would there be white out right here? Why would there be? So yeah, I didn't expect it to be bird shit, but immediately, you know, it reeks of the sea is like salty fucking goal shit. I was like, what the fuck, man? Oh, my so nasty. I pretend Sam has something on his cheek. I wipe it. I wipe

it off on his face. No, I didn't smart. Yeah. But, um, he wouldn't have noticed. He always, I was also going to say the other funny thing, uh, at the fancy spa wine country resort was, um, Bobby and I had a different room, you know, Sam and Emily had a balcony, uh, they were on the second floor of a building. We were on the ground floor. And so we We were on the ground floor, and so we had an outdoor shower. Yeah, and and and I would have gone out there. But the regular indoor shower was also sick. It was huge. There was no like tub or sliding glass door. It was just open. It's a half door. Yeah, but like, well, just like a little bit of glass, but like, it didn't matter because you were just in this giant room

that was all tiled and there was a drain that, you know, caught all the water, like, it was sick. Like that made up I was, I was excited about the robe. That was a that was, you know, a no go. But the shower was sick. But I did think about like, so I'm in this shower, it's wide open, the glass. There's no way to like, there's no curtains or anything.

So it's just, you can just see into the little backyard, little yard area with the outdoor shower. And I pictured like a local or a staff member who's like a perv, his whole thing is like checking, checking out some of these hot rich ladies as they bathe, as they shower. And so he like either gets up, pokes his head over like the, the hedge or the wall, you know, or there's a little space where he can like peek in and he sees the complete opposite of a beautiful woman. A giant nude man who has picked his skin into oblivion and is just pink.

Like he quits, you know, he runs out of there in fear. Quits. He's so much skin. Yeah, that, that, that made me giggle. Uh, but yeah. How long did you guys stay there at that place? And what did you do? Just Sunday.

Uh, just Sunday we went, went there. It was like a half hour away. Uh, we checked checked in had lunch Went to the pool. I Told the story there were two guys in the hot tub and it was like come on get out of there You know I didn't want to go over there in the hopes of driving them away and then but they but they love talking So now I have to hear about how you know one is on the road selling fucking solar panels,

you know, the ones that you make. Yeah. He doesn't get his hands dirty. He sells them. He moves them, moves units. And then, you know, the other guy's even more boring. He like used to paint and now he lost all of his desire because his kid got hit by a drunk driver or something.

So he doesn't do anything. He has all this money, but no amount of money in the world can do the one thing he needs, which is to bring his kid back. Classic. So Sam went over there and they immediately left. But like one lasted, I think I said 25 seconds. The other one might've made it to like 50 seconds,

but they both were out of there. And so Bobby and I were like, yes, we go in there, dig around. And then the pool was heated, like perfectly, you know, sometimes they're a little too warm, I think. And so I wish they were like chilly. It wasn't that it was like where I wanted it. So we dicked around in the pool. And then must have had dinner a little bit later. It was very chill there. It did seem like there weren't that many people there. So that was nice.

It's like very few people to bump into or. Same worry about that. That's what you're paying for. I think at those fancy places, except there's just nobody there. I went into the steam room with one other dude. There's like a steam room for 50 people. And it was just me and one other dude. That's what's up.

Then you don't feel so weird, you know, looking at each other's naked bodies from 25 feet away. Hmm. Speaking of naked bodies. Yeah. God damn it. I didn't have the ad. Yeah. Fucking nothing. God damn it. It's not loading for some reason. What is it?

for some reason. What is it? Uh, I think we got the same. We got two, but it's just not downloading or loading. Becker, you ever go to a fancy naked spa? You ever spent any naked time around Europeans? Not, not in a naked one, but I've been to some fancy spas and had some fun. I like them. I also grew up like around a pretty fancy spa where we all spend time. What does that mean? Grew up around a fancy spa like the neighborhood I grew up in often.

Yeah, and it was based around like a five star hotel from the early 1900s So Broadmoor, Broadmoor. Oh Okay, uh-huh. Uh-huh. I've never been there but I've but I've heard it's pretty it's pretty over the fucking top and That's I mean, it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's fairly fun I mean, I'm glad that we did it for our honeymoon because it's, you know, part of the like celebration ship, but we were both like wildly uncomfortable compared to the next place that we went, which was just like a cool little motel.

It was like, this is better. It was more of the speed, you know, speaking of speed. Are you know, no, I have one. I feel bad that you were uncomfortable for some of your, uh, mini moon. But if you want to be comfortable, even if you put on a couple of Halloween candy pounds, which I'm definitely about to do, you can always stay comfortable with chubbies. That's right.

They have stretched twill pants with an elastic waistband that you can wear from work right to happy hour. And you don't text anybody, you go alone. What? Chubby shorts and pants. Oh yeah, they're shorts, they're pants. They're a whole lifestyle. Chubbies has joggers, khakis, polos. All right. So it's up top and down below.

Okay. Quarter zips. That's doesn't have to be racist. You know, hey, I was just gonna say my mom is a quarter zip. Why don't you keep it to yourself? Keep it to yourself, you piece of shit. Button ups and vests. Fuck. That'll take you right into the new season in style. God damn it. It's what it says, so nobody can be mad at me. I'm doing the right thing.

Uh, wow. Why are you making it specific? mad at me. Why are you making it specific? Dude, because it's a thing. All right, so is that already is that a real? Yes, kind of. Yes. Necker knows because that's that was his whole personality for a while was knowing all of the things to say. Or do what? Hopefully. In case it does. Listen, Chubby's

is sending us some stuff. Not anymore. Oh no, they are. Oh they have to. They signed a contract. Just like you did before you were sliding around in that bucket seat in the 64. I could not fit into the shorts they sent me. So

I sent them to Becker. So he got two and he loved them. I got the shirt. The shirt was great. Perfect like summer shirt. Perfect for the pool. Perfect for lounging at the hot tub, hoping to gross out the strangers so that they fucking skedaddle. But I do have, we have a like round two coming and I'm very excited because I went the route of Sam and went with the two XL chubbies. I don't know if we're getting shorts or pants but I'm excited because Sam swears by them. Sam loves his chubbies so we will be and I love shorts with a hoodie. I'm so glad it's getting chilly. I want shorts and a hoodie. I'm so glad it's getting chilly. I want shorts and a hoodie.

I would wear it every day. And Megan and I are about to go up and down that same coast that you and Renee were on. And it's gonna be- Oh, is that right? You're doing a little trip? We're doing, yeah. We're doing Morrow Bay.

We're doing- Nice. Where she lived briefly when she was 18 in Capitola, which is in the Bay area, Santa Cruz area. The whole point of the trip is she's never seen Redwoods. And I was like, baby, I've been to Humboldt like nine times, so let me be your guide. So we're doing a couple nights in Eureka Humboldt. We're doing, speaking of which, doing one show. Yes, Chris Durant gently reminded me.

I forget that I headline sometimes. Usually it's like, hey, wherever Sam is, I'm probably there. And that's it. And then I go Jack it. But he, Chris Durant at Savage Henry Comedy Club reminded me, hey, you're doing a show up here. Maybe talk about it on your podcast. So it's the only show I think I'm going to do.

And it is fuck. You're right on top of it. I'm almost positive it is Friday, November 18th. Let me double check that So you're coming up here soon then do another fish. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna California trip. Yeah, we're doing like Flagstaff And then right tomorrow Bay couple big drives to get to the West Coast and then Yeah couple nights in Northern California.

Fuck. Sick. Oh, hold on. Oh, get there. Becker, what are you doing? You have big plans. You're going out of town. Yeah, I'm going with Sam and the crew for wide world out to Key West.

And then I'm going to go with Sam and Pat to Tampa. Yeah, big Florida adventure. Tight, hurricane. Hurricane time. We're gonna pick up the pieces. Yeah, there's no time. You're going down there to volunteer, I assume, right? I feel like that's what it might be in Tampa. All right, Friday, November 15th,

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I'm gonna make the most of my Chubbies this fall for sure. Make the most of every moment. Now that I married my whole... I gotta make the most of all my Chubbies. the I want to, if she has to, if she wants to, I have to, that's part of the deal. Oh yes, that is true. It's part of the contract, it's part of the contract that we signed. I thought, no, no, no. Yeah, you're right. I thought you meant- Not state sanctioned or anything, but we have our own contract and it's crazy. According to some churches, that contract means you have to make babies with every chub that you-

That's part of the contract we're trying oh you signed that oh yeah oh yeah she's already pregnant damn working quick that'd be crazy if that was what you can do what if that were true and i'm just making this joke all stupid she's already pregnant that would would suck. Yeah, our life would our brand new marriage would be on the rocks. Maybe you do that. But yeah, take a second. Enjoy being. I mean, some people get married because they're prego. And then they're just in it. They're up in that. And then the baby comes

out and is like, I want money. And then you have to rob a bank or whatever. So yeah, I would take a year for a year. And then after that, maybe leave it in and dangle it and see what happens. But my God, right away, it's like, come on, what are you doing? I could live your life. Uh, so much time. We got time to do that. Well, we have so much time, but you know, uh,

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I made a big gamble. We're always betting. It didn't work out. So. Oh, yeah. Because you didn't think she could get pregnant. She said she didn't have a uterus, but she does. Well, I really kept waiting for her to back out. I was like, there's no way she's really going to do it. You didn't think she could get pregnant. She said she didn't have a uterus, but she does. Well, I really kept waiting for her to back out. I was like, there's no way she's really going to do it. Oh, it was a, yeah, it was like a game of chicken.

It was a gunfight, but you didn't think she was going to pull the trigger. A duel. A lot of those duels, it was like, I'm pretty sure this is true. It was gentlemanly to miss. Like you weren't supposed, like, Okay. You get into it in public. One of you feels you've lost face. So you have to challenge the other guy to a duel. The other guy has to accept or else he looks like a total puss. So then you're gonna duel. But I it was probably when fucking Hamilton came out, I think somebody you know, everybody was talking about duels and whatnot. And I think that it was true

that nine and a half times out of 10, these two guys in the dual kind of new understood, or your second or somebody older would tell you, Hey, these duels, you know, you can both say face if you, if neither of you murders the other, like that's how you get out of this. And fucking what's his nuts? Aaron Burr and Hamilton didn't get the thing at the memo. They shot at each other fucking killed what Aaron Burr killed Hamilton? Yes. Yeah. So I thought you were talking about the gun or the like a glove duel where you slap each other in the face, you know, that's the challenge. the like a glove duel where you slap each other in the face, you know, that's the challenge. When you challenge that's how I proposed to Renee.

I kind of think that's why it was a whole chicken situation. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know my knee so that I was face level with her. And then I slapped her in the face with the glove. And I said that you won't. I, bet you won't. I fucking bet you won't. And then I gave her a ring. Hey, show up. I dare you to show. You know what? I'll be your grandma's house in the front yard. You show up. Wait, now I got confused. I thought

Yeah. We lost Nana, right? We were in Nana's driveway. Was she gone but not forgotten? No, she was there. She's alive. Okay. She was there. Nanu. She passed in the last couple years. Nanu. A different Nana. Nanu. Nanu, Nanu. Yes, grandpa. Oh, her husband. Her husband. Yeah. Okay. Well, God rest his soul. That was a beautiful home. You couldn't get another picture.

You couldn't get another family picture of somebody when they were 12 on those walls. They were covered. You couldn't show more love for your family than that home did. That every, that's true. For real. Every surface of every table had 15 pictures on it. Every little desk or every little top of a for real. They're all like four pictures deep. It was really nice. Yeah, there's pictures leaning up against pictures and frames. It's

ridiculous. There was Yes, it's very cute, but it's also a little overwhelming. That's right. I went in there. Best. There's no, I want to see if there's any brushes to take. If you know what I mean, mementos, uh, put your money where your mouth is and start betting for your favorite team on my bookie. Hey Renee, put your money where your mouth is and marry me.

Bet you won't. Cause. Bet you won't. I bet you won't. You can even bet on horse racing. The classic, the classic sad sack at the track. Horse racing is back. You can lose it all at watching beautiful, beautiful animals. Do you want to let everybody know you got a fucking gambling problem? Get caught at the track.

Have a little newspaper. Did we tell you? Sam and I found- Some fucking animals. Did you see the newspaper at some of the stores in Monterey, like the funny times? What was it called? The laughing times. Just a stupid little like newspaper,

very short magazine newspaper. Community papers situation. Yeah, local, maybe regional printed, you know, maybe a hundred thousand copies along the coast. Stupid shit, like we thought it'd be like great, it sucked. We thought we could use it for like a 40 minutes of the hour uh nothing in there and but but we think oh this is gold we uh found it when we were having lunch with bobby then he's gonna go back to the hotel we're gonna watch smile 2 get high as hell we're

vaping in the theater can't tell us nothing whoa kick me kick me out. Kick me and Sam out. See what happens. Good Lord. Could you imagine if a kid was like, sirs? You can't finish watching Smile 2 because you vaped and there's six people in here and one of them smelled, thinks they smelled something. Same would have had the top half you would have had the bottom half. Two bites. I'm thinking we rip him we pull them apart. Anyway, we don't want we want Bobby to take the funny times the laughing weekly back to the hotel and he's like, No, man, it's like, who cares? What are you talking about? He's like, I don't want he acted like it was impossible. Like he couldn't logistically he couldn't. Like he wished he could. But he wasn't able to. It's like his bag was full doing. He didn't want to hold it in his hand.

And it's like, do you think somebody's gonna what call you a nerd? Because you have a little like, bit of a newspaper that you're wrote that's rolled up in your anyway it made me think you know it's the horse the horse futures it's the daily the races and you got your odds in there and yeah you're going down to the old track where she can't get a hold of you your phone doesn't work in that area so you know I'll call you after we're rich. I quickly talk shit about horse racing, but there is no more fun day than getting a little wasted at the horse track. Oh, beers are cheap. Hot dogs are cheap. You can gamble for cheap. I'm wearing a big dumb hat if you're a girl. Undertaker hat. Yeah. No, of course. Classic. I said it was a classic. I mean, it is a classic for a reason. It's a class and there's a bunch of losers down there, but it doesn't mean that you're a loser and you go up to that fancy person spa and make you feel out of place. Because you belong there and

Sharpie and Renee do not. What about this? Renee, shop and ta. Ooh, isn't it nice? Doesn't it just roll off the fucking tongue? That's how everybody should say it. This is my wife, Renee, shop and ta. What's cool is now that she married me, she's no longer whatever the fuck she was before. She's just 100% French,

which is tight. Yeah, no more Polish or no Italian. Yeah, she's pure now she's acceptable. An actual actual person. She's not a quarter zip. You can even play games like rags to witches and buffalo cash pool. Oh, my shits being dumb. Hold on one sec. Hopefully we're good. When you're ready to get started, just click the link in the show notes, sign up and you're ready to bet. Use promo code chubby to claim a bonus that doubles your money on your very first deposit. Come on, you heard that right. Double your money with code CHUBBY before you even place a bet. My bookie plus is the lock of the century.

Bet on anything, anywhere, anytime and make your season a winning season. God damn. Okay. That's pretty good. It's stepped in on that one. That's pretty good. I stepped in it on that one. But they love it. You know, they literally, I'm sure. They love it.

Once people see, well, once people see that you're having fun with the, with the ad reads, they know they're in there. Oh, and we are baby. We're listening to True Crime Podcast. I listen, we listened to a couple, Megan and I on the way here, uh, back from Denver went up there so she could see the magnetic fields in Boulder with her cousin. She got to have a wonderful time and, uh, we're driving back down here earlier today and we're, we're listening to like 25 minute long true crime, uh, or like spooky podcasts, so many ads and it's just either them reading it straight up or, you know, it's the pre, uh,

Uh, they've got it in the tank. They just, yeah, they just drop it in and it's like, yeah, you skip them. That's how you, hey, guess what? Suck it. I'm going to skip it. You can't skip our ads because they're so They have the potential. Some of them have been the funniest part of the episode. Not on purpose. It just happens. We take we take whatever they give us and we spin it the gold or they give us they give us a trap and uh and then the humor is in us shaking that shit off of our shoes uh uh oh yeah yes one one part of the wedding that I thought was quite hilarious was during my parents' speech when they were talking. And my dad started off and he made a little he made some dumb little joke. I think he said, Chris is our youngest son.

We've known him most of our life. I'm pretty sure he said it's pretty fun. You know, we had we all had a good laugh. Fun, fun. And then he said some others, whatever. And then he said, Chris is a standup comedian. And that's why I moved to Los Angeles. And then he just handed the thing over the paper over to my mom. Yeah. And something about the transition

was the timing of it was really hilarious. Yeah, I don't know what. Yes, unintentionally through the roof comedy, you know, a comic side of the room just exploded with laughter as he handed the paper over to my mom. And he is like, what's funny? And my mom's like, I don't know. And he's like, I don't know.

They're very classic old people, like missed it completely. But the transition of being like setting up, you know, that I live in Los Angeles through comedy, he somehow made it really bad. To me, I don't know what he did. To me, it was that it either sounded like he was disgusted, like it was hard for him, like he was still mad at you for moving to LA. And so he could not continue to read or didn't want to, or it felt fun. It was just funny.

It was like an awkward time because it felt like the first sentence of a new paragraph. So why would you end there? Stop. Right. Like he could have said, he could have even said any like second or third, like third sentence that would have been like a handoff point, like, and, and we, and, and, and continue to pursue his dream. But it was just like a straight fact.

Like in 2015, Chris pursued, you know, moved to LA to, to continue to pursue his dream. But it was just like a straight fact. Like in 2015, Chris pursued, you know, moved to LA to continue to be a comedian. And then he was done and it was like, wait, what? Like, do you don't have a thought about that? It was hard to watch him go, but it was cool to watch him, see him leave. Cause he was shaking that thing. Yeah, or now I'm gonna,

or now Cathy's gonna say something, my mom, you know, like something, you know the other it was just like Beginning of Chris's life he loved sports and he did stand-up comedy, which is why he moved to LA and Old people have never they don't even know why they're funny. It's always a good time. Yeah. Oh yeah. Uh, but yeah, I, I wish I could have had, like, I told Sam and, and Bobby after. It was like, when you have so many people that you like that you haven't seen in a

while, it sucks to be at a wedding because at a wedding, ideally you have like two or three people that you wanna talk to and you stick with them. Like some people, I think it used to be, I told this to maybe Mary or Kevin, used to be that I think you kind of felt like you had to meet as many people as you could that you didn't know.

Maybe when you're younger you feel like that or when you're older you do that, but in between it's like, fuck, I'm not gonna meet everybody. I'm like, you don't have to. You don't have to meet me, I don't have to meet you. Like, let's just do that. I think that kind of prevailed.

And so that was great, but then I want, instead of having three or four people I wanna dick around with, it was like 15. It was like, I can't talk to Mark Lee as much as I want because seven other people just walked by and I have to like move around a little bit. But like I said, that's a good problem to have, but it was still a problem and it made me want to be dead. So I heard that. Me too, dude. The whole time. You did cry the whole time. No, I wanted to die the whole time. You. You were crying. You hate crying and you kept tearing up.

It was so beautiful, man. It was so, and I told you, I teared up when I told you in the driveway that I think you called it when I went to LA to see Kim and Eli, like as soon as I could fly, I think during the, during 2021, I went to one of your Wednesday dinners that you were doing where you met Renee or that you, that was like when you guys first started dating, right? You invited her to these Wednesday dinners or because you were now dating, seeing each other, you were doing like this little, little get together dinners and I think you said pretty sure she might be the one dude.

And I was like, women are sluts and or whores. She will either ruin you or annoy you until you fucking kick her to the curb. No, I was very excited. Cause you were, and you were right. Nailed it. I did. Correct. I it's crazy.

It's real crazy. I will say, I felt like, felt like that whole wedding was truly fun. Sometimes weddings don't feel fun. Yeah. And I don't, I mean, that's obviously objective because I was like, um, uh, I had fun, obviously. And I think whoever would is getting married is going to feel like their wedding is fun. But I feel like everybody had fun. I feel like everybody was dancing the whole thing was a nice time.

You have a head well i think you have a couple people that were probably dealing with some of their own shit. I'm of course little losers and and and or you know i think i told you you guys were chill with like hey you know we're gonna be bowling at seven or. You know we're gonna we're gonna try to meet up here and have dinner At this brewery or you know after you guys were done with your rehearsal stuff We're gonna we're gonna be at this brewery and then there wasn't a lot more like detailed specific information Because why would there be but also some people want that they want the specific itinerary of every like where to where I have to be what I have to do and so some people probably did not like that and I was like Better because yeah, the the alternative is have wrangling everyone for specific shit

And then half of them don't know or go to the wrong place like so it was easy But I was already so hard Yeah, just with the tiny bit of information that we had for people was like, just go to this one place at seven o'clock. How many text message I got that day was like, where are we going? And at what time? And it was like, it's on the fucking website. There's like, it was in the invitation, it's on the website, there's a can be more obvious. And then I had to text people the website for our wedding. And it's like, Christ almighty. That's how you said yes to being here. How do you like, you know, anyway, yeah, people are stupid. It's incredible trying to wrangle people. It's also it sucks

making a list of people that can get invited to a big event because there's so many people. I mean, ours was dope when we had like very few people where I was like, I wish I could have invited this person instead. Like there's almost no one that I didn't want to invite, but there's like a hundred more people that I wish I could. It's a real bummer. Yeah. Tough decisions had to be made.

Um, what you get when you're not rich. Do you know how big of a phenomenon? Uh, the brain. Oh, I know. The rat tail. Oh, well, I don't know necessarily, uh, out in the world. I know that you guys, I know it's on the Patreon for you guys, which is incredible. Yes. And people commented on my, some of my wedding photo things on Instagram.

Like, I mean, not like a lot, but I'm pretty sure somebody said something about it. Like, where's the rat tail? I would imagine because if I didn't take a picture of the rat tail, you know? No. I didn't have time. You're respectful. I was doing other stuff, but I did see it. And I, you know, I saw, I've seen it before. I was, I've seen it at another wedding, another family wedding. Yeah. I wondered if it was always, cause it, like I said, it wasn't like a classic rat tail

where it's short and maybe goes the length of the back of your neck and it's free. Or it's like kind of, I mean, ratty. This was so long it was braided. So is it a rat tail? Is a hot dog a sandwich? Kind of thing. I wonder if it was-

It felt more like a mullet situation, but it's not because it's not a no because the sides were not shaven but oh I was curious if it was typically braided like that or if sometimes oh hello hello kitty we have a cat we got a cat in the situation who is um uh this is puna the cat situation who was um uh this is puna the cat puna you say hello yeah what the fuck is tiny oh there's hawaiian connections to renee's family correct yes oh that sounds whole oh oh what in that's right puna girl it's a part of hawaii that renee was born in when he was born in Hawaii. Why? On the big Island. Uh, not a howling or way. No, no.

I mean, I don't really know what the, no, I don't know, but I know that she doesn't, she has no legal middle name, but she does have a Hawaiian middle name. That's like 14 names long and it's pretty tight. Oh yeah. And you had to say it all at the wedding and you, you biffed it. I would have biffed it if I had to. Oh yeah. So I was curious if this was a thing where like, sometimes it's like a loose and the braid was for the wedding. It was so funny to see such a long braid with a suit, with a nice like suit. Yeah.

That goes with this shirt with an alien black light. Absolutely. This is an alien like smoking weed or whatever shirt that I got in Joplin, Missouri. Perfect. It does go with that very well. What is funny too is that I've only seen that rat tail in a suit because I've only seen him at a wedding. So that's two on seeing him in a suit. Who is who is this? Who is this fucking guy? I can't remember

you talk to him because he's very nice. So he's not a fucking guy. Okay. I mean, guys, but I didn't call him an asshole. I called him a guy. A fucking guy. He's him a guy. Yeah, you called him a fucking guy. He's just a guy. Well, I was getting excited. And you should be, he's a fucking guy with that kind of hair, come on. He, so one of Renee's good friends, it's his brother.

And her whole family was there. And so Renee went to high school with this woman, is good friends with her and cool. Good enough that she invited her family. Yes. That's rather and then her. Yes, exactly. So and then there was her brother. Yeah. And nice guy. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I don't know. Everybody's got a pretty.

Everybody's got a mystery. Everybody's got a thing. Everybody's got a thing. It's a mystery. Everybody's got a thing. I was excited about it. There was three cowboy hats at the wedding. I was pretty excited about that. Three cowboy hats. And then that rat tail. I was like, this is crazy. I said something a couple of times.

Oh yeah, because oh, Brent. Oh, this. How about this? Brent Gill? We all know Brent Gill 99% dumbass 1% dipshit he fucking outfit Shamed me pinch fibbed me. He made it seem like I was wearing garbage bags with needles and and and blown out condoms on them because I didn't have a belt because I had a dark gray jacket with dark blue pants and black shoes he made it sound like I was a clown he's Shane he made it and he would be just be

like no belt huh you didn't bring a belt it's like no dude does it it doesn't matter at all he's like yeah I guess, I guess not. I mean, I brought three great. Why don't you wear all three of them? dickhead and I'll hang you from one of them. I didn't understand yourself. Such a little bitch about it. Like a country fucking interesting. As if I don't know. I mean, he looked good. He looks nice. But he made it sound like an animal. He was such an asshole about it. But he must have been going something. He must have been going through something, dude, because he's always going through

something after when we went out in town. we went out to that, whatever that shit hole bar was, I can't remember. Oh my God. Alfredo's. Alfredo's the worst bar. You or Renee, someone had an idea to go to a place that would have been perfect. It was tables.

It was low key. Yes, there were going to be a bunch of us, but we would have ordered drinks and then, and talked and it would have been cool. And I think they would have been happy, but for whatever reason, they saw the first few people in the party come in and they were like, no, no, we don't want you in here. Take that shit. I'm afraid of us. We had to go to Alfredo's, which was a total dive bar, which very much a dive, like

the only bar that was still open because Yes, the the city kind of shuts down early. So everybody goes there There's another wedding like getting into a fight like almost fighting either locals or within the wedding party. They're fighting. There's drama the bouncer is going Constantly doing a loop inside and outside of the bar. And I'm like, what's going on? And then I'm like, should I see these, these wedding people, like trying to talk each other down and let's just get out of here, but then nobody fucking leaves. Yeah. We have to go with the trash.

Yeah. Total insanity. Alfredo's. Yeah. Me and Sam were on a stakeout for a while just to not be in there. We're in, we're like hoping that you want to bail, but yeah, at some point you were out of the way. Three or four tables of our people sitting in one spot, you know, and then a bunch of people standing around those tables and Brent comes over and he's like, there's like a wide open spot over in the corner.

And I was like, I think I told him, like don't worry about it. Or maybe I was mean, I don't remember. The point being, I was like, it's fucking impossible to get these 20 people over to that side of the bar. That's just a bad idea. Blah, blah, blah. And it turned into like a thing.

I thought I was like fucking with him because I was thought he was joking. And at some point he like was actually upset and I was like, chill the fuck out dude. What the fuck are you talking about? But it was the same thing. I was like, he must be going through something. But he was giving me too hard a time about trying to get everybody over to the other

side of the bar and I was like, buddy, how did he? Chill the fuck out. Did he play golf? Okay. Was that, did that spiral him? I don't know. I can't. He said his back's doing this. He felt strong when I hugged him. I said, can I, can I give you a big one or do I have to be gentle?

And he said, cause he has had the back stuff where that he was going through and this is months ago. So I wasn't sure if it was better. He's like, Oh no. And he felt strong. I told him his torso felt fucking like a little brick wall. So I figured he shot okay. So wasn't that what is fine alone? It's because he's alone and they always will be because they always leave. I don't know. All he has is a Frankenstein's monster of a car that ran for like three days. It's like, it's like, yeah, you can make fun of them for the other

shit, but the car is okay. Yeah. That's an honest issue. He's got a cool little motorcycle thing now, you know, that's got to be, you know, instead of a girlfriend, he's got a cool little motorcycle that's gonna fuck the motorcycle. I'm sure he's tried. I don't doubt that for a second.

Yeah, I'll have to see why he was in such a mood, little catty mood. I don't know. We made up immediately, but I was like, oh, you're like actually upset. I couldn't believe it. I was like, oh my gosh. Maybe he realized what a lot of us felt, which was this sucks being in this bar sucks and it's our only option and he tried to fix it, but you didn't think it needed fixing that it would either fix itself, which it kind of did because everybody made it over to where like you could sit. Yes. That's where he, he wanted people to go and eventually we went there and it happened, but this is fucking insane. And I was like, just chill's it. Yes, that's where he wanted people to go. And eventually we went there and

it happened. This is fucking insane. And I was like, just chill, man. Just fucking chill. Who gives a shit? Yeah, like you can leave you can just it doesn't. It's not a big deal. But he made it a big deal. Sometimes it's hard not to make it a big deal when you're fired up. When you feel like you have the right answer. He's like, I'm just trying to make it better for everybody. And I was like, I'm sure you are. But everybody doesn't care. Everybody's around talking right now. Get fucked. It was also a small bar. It's not like you could get

lost. And it's like, Oh, I don't know where everybody else is. Like you could kind of look around and be like, oh, they're over there. So I can either shove in over there or hang out over here by the ATM. Uh, I was glad, I was glad no one, I was worried about like a locals only thing where it's like, we obviously don't live there and we're dressed, we're dressed nicely. So then like that can anger some people, like if, if you're reading a book and the guy walks by is like, fuck you. You know, like they, that makes you mad.

I thought maybe that would happen. That's their whole town is touristy shit. So they're used to that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. There were literally, I think three different wedding parties that were walking the streets that either. That's the whole, oh yeah. All three, all three came through Alfredo's because again, it was the oh

That's crazy Done as hell all three three came did come through Alfredo's which was fun One of them on the side of the street as we were passing them We saw clearly the bride and she was wasted and she was yeah It's my wedding and we were like us too. We just got married and she goes, Oh my god, this is my husband. And some dude turned around and was like, what? And this other guy came wandering from out of nowhere. And he was like, Hey, like, I came up and shook our hand. Pretty funny. She definitely

pointed to the wrong guy. She was very drunk. She wasn't sure who her husband was. Apparently, she pointed at a car. She wasn't sure who her husband was apparently. She pointed at a car. She was like, this is my element. Do you have anything to plug? Are you doing anything like me? No, you know what, dude, I don't, I don't really have anything worth plugging right now. I'm going to be doing a couple of little things around Los Angeles, but they're all lame. And hopefully I'm going to be starting a podcast sooner than later. That's the new plan. What is good.

Do you want to say anything? AJ? Oh, I'm listening. You and Steve, I like that a lot. Yeah, we're talking. Do you have a name? Do you that a lot. Yeah, we're talking, do you have a name? Do you have a theme? No, we're gonna potentially talk about relationships. He, you know, me a brand new married man,

him a soon to be married man, he just got engaged. Is he telling people? Is it a secret? Nobody under... Yeah, it shouldn't be a secret. We were, I went to his engagement party. I was there. I mean like online or whatever. It shouldn't be a secret. We were, I went to his engagement party. Uh, I mean, like, it's, I mean, like online or whatever. I don't know. It's, did he not, I didn't see anything.

I asked him if he had posted because I see watch his look at his stories. You know, I like to know about his life. He said he hadn't posted. Maybe he has by now. It's been over a week since the wedding, whatever. Well, okay. So yeah, stay tuned for that. Don't listen because you have to only listen to Chubby Behemoth and no other podcasts, not even Becker's. But rightly so. Maybe follow the page. That could help you. We'll share it when you have a

promo, whatever. Because the two of you sounds like a hell of a fuck, hell of a team. We have so many Patreon episodes for you. If you aren't in there, get in there. We started the Patreon right away because we knew we wanted people to get a little extra flavor in your ear, Craig Mack style. Why do I know that right away? Remember that song? Patreon.com slash chubby behemoth. So many episodes, probably a couple with Sharpie.

I think we've had you on Patreon episodes. I think so. Two, three. Yeah, jacking off in a soccer field at night. A tarantula came and kissed your penis or whatever. That was crazy. Some great moments with the three of us in the patreon So why not check it out get in the the subreddit? the discord whatever, you know get in there find out who has them and

See if I'm bad or not go to Read the YouTube comments. See if I'm still if I'm fat or not. That to read the YouTube comments. See if I'm still if I'm fat or not. That's where the truth lies in those YouTube comments. But thank you for listening, Sharpie. Thank you for being here. Becker, thank you for holding on. Absolutely. I didn't even get to talk about my fun roast battle judging. So hopefully Sam and I will get into that. We'll be in Philadelphia November 1st, 2nd and 3rd. We'll be in San Diego November 7th, 8th and 9th, I believe.

Or 7th and 8th. Go to samtalen.com for dates. I'll be at both of those and we'll not be in Tampa, but Sam's in Tampa as well after Wide World. Maybe Becker will host. Oh my God, please host. Bye everybody. Fuck yeah. Bye. but Sam's in Tampa as well after Wide World. Maybe Becker will host. Oh my God, please host. Bye everybody. Fuck yeah.

Bye.