Chubby Behemoth - Naked And Afraid And Fat And Gross And Running

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

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welcome to America's favorite podcast Chubby Behemoth. Thank you Duddy. Ladies and gentlemen that is Duddy, Duddy Dave T and he's been recovering as the podcast the Patreon listeners know he's had a an arduous situation involving friend of the pod Patrick Richardson yes but I forgot about that he told my dad about it he didn't think it was a laugh riot but well he pretended to laugh old seaman I didn't mention that he's my father Becker he's not he's not one of your discord kittens Becker's been grooming a bunch of women on the discord. What? Whoa. Okay. Whoa, tectonic shift.

Mamba Jamba. That was nuts. Jesus, the tsunami hit locally. What the hell? Sorry, I'm trying to be comfortable. The bed snapped. I'm just in my little corner. You're sleeping that way, isn't it?

Yeah. Well, this is the room that Mo Alexander slept in. Why would he sleep in here? Why not? It's closest to the door. Less walking. He tried to go to the other room, his ankle gave out. And on the way down, he ripped his back. Dumped his bag. Oh man, Lund tried to orchestrate me receiving a big chocolate cake from Comedy Works for

selling out the six shows. Yeah they asked, one of the managers asked me, hey, should I get Sam a bottle of nice whiskey? I said, no, he's not really drinking. Let me see what he says. And I ask you, what about a bottle of wine? You're like, no, I don't want that either. And so then I think, Oh my God, if you get him a giant chocolate cake, it'll be so funny.

And it would have been, but instead they were nice. The managers were nice and hit up Emily and asked for your favorite type of cake, which is not a huge chocolate one. No, I don't like chocolate cake. Which is fine. But man, it would have hit so hard if they would have brought out a huge fucking chocolate cake. And then taking my check and ripped it in half. And said, you took the cake, stupid.

You took the Mo Alexander deal. I love Mo, Mo loves to laugh, Mo loves to sing. Saw him in Seattle. Always good to run into Moe. Did you see him from the top of the Space Needle? And he was a couple miles away. Yeah, we didn't run into him. We saw him in the distance. Yeah. He was orbiting. Shout out to big fat guys. That's what this pod's all about. We had some fats come out this weekend some non fats

I always like when it's a hot couple saying we need more attractive couples at the show And it's fun and they smile but then the next couple walks up and I'm like So your name's Jill and well, that's crazy. All right moving along You guys aren't an attractive couple yeah a lot of tiny women And you guys aren't an attractive couple. Yeah a lot of tiny women Very small women and the ogres who love them. Yeah. Yeah, and the men who keep them locked in that bell tower some young Hot pieces of ass. Yes swinging them the couples not not just the women so it's fine. Yes, it's actualizing both Objectify a man and you can say whatever you want about a woman. That's right

Becker's been objectifying women on the Discord. So. I have not. Becker just had to endure a real hell of watching me, Lund, and my entire family eat delicious burritos from La Beja. Cause Lund said, don't get him one, make him sweat. No, no, no. I just didn't think about it.

I had just woken up. Mm-hmm. I forgot about you too, Becker. It's okay. It wasn't on purpose. We'd all just woken up. I also figured you would have woken up and had your allotment of 12 little debbies

before you got in the car, so you didn't pass out on the drive. No, I slept like 12 hours. Yeah, you were supposed to come to the show last night. You were gonna be a big celebrity. Everyone wanted to meet Becker. And instead you passed out in a chair at 3.30 and woke up at 2 a.m. and you were like, ugh.

What? I'm Becker? Pretty much. Do you have a freshly pierced ear? Yeah. You pierced your ear? It's not for the pod. But yeah, I pierced my ear.

Becker, don't say anything. One got a hand tattoo, I pierced my ear. Becker, don't say anything. Lunn got a hand tattoo, I pierced my ear. Whoa. Yeah. So get over it. Somebody had a funny comment on the Patreon. They said, Lunn's gearing up for a turn on the show, the bear with his new hand tattoo.

That was pretty good. You liked that? Yeah, it's funny. Okay. In the service industry, a lot of the staff will have hand and or neck tattoos. I'm a badass. I make creme brulee. I got to let everyone know that I'm here to kick ass and fuck butt and I'm all out of ass had a, oh yeah. I had a couple in line after one of the shows who loved my joke about

heart restraining order joke, where I make fun of band names and they say, and the woman says, you forgot about anal cunt. And I was like, Oh my God, I did. And that is like the, the, the, the top of the just crazy fucking names. I think that's probably worse than dying fetus, but we wonder why the algorithm doesn't engage with this pod Oh, yeah, I forgot. This is a free one bleep anal but not con Bleep con

Yeah, no you did you made a meal of the anal con thing on the later show though because of that interaction Yeah, it must have been early Friday It was funny because we were in the green room and we weren't to you and then we just heard the word cunt and we were like What's he doing? Fucking rogue elephant in the bush. He's looking at a tiny woman in the front row. Let's get him out of there Play get them get them get the play the music going Play them off boys They play baby elephant walk

You just respond. Yeah, it was interesting to just hear you blast the third worst word you can say. And then people are laughing. And then you said it maybe five more times. The second time I said it, I was looking right at a woman in the front row. And then I said, why was I looking right at you? I'm so sorry.

You're not going to have a nice time now. And then I went out there and I was like, are you the woman that Lund was threatening and intimidating? And she didn't respond. I was like, Oh, something bad did happen. She was rocked. Yeah. She was not okay, but her boyfriend was like, Oh, what a layaway.

And then, you know, in that joke, I make fun of the band restraining order, the, the idea of them being just like fucking gross in their 40s. Like I used to say 50s, but 40s is better. And then they think I'm in my 30s. Good call. Perfect. Yeah. But everyone thinks you're just 28 years old. People are nuts. Yeah. Filippo in Rome thought I was 32. Yeah. He was like, your friend, he has a pituitary disorder. See no. No, I mean your hair is thick and dark Yeah, you don't really even have much grays even in your beard starting to gray, but everybody can gray in their 20s

You have youthful eyes Sam and I are both more gray than leave me out of this Becker You're not one of your discord kittens, but but anyway, I make fun of you know, the idea of restraining order Wearing wearing basketball shorts and real gross shirts. As I'm looking at a guy in the crowd who's wearing matching basketball shorts and a shirt of the band weekend nachos, a hardcore band, or power violence, he said, from Chicago. And I'm like, Oh, what is, what is the name of this band? And he goes weekend nachos.

And I was like, see, you don't have to be fucking anal cunt to have some fun with your punk rock boys. You can be weekend nachos instead of weekend cunt. Yeah. You really were saying it up there. You had that old look in your eye. That one's the word with two G's. Somebody thought of the green room. No, somebody either know our co-boss in the green room. No, somebody either know our Cobos in the green room

that we would, they said something about those words and he was like something about the G's in there and I was like, settle down. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing my act. That's from a decade ago. You're doing Sam's chicken bit and my words with two G's. Yeah, Cobos is a little vacuum, a little Dane Cook vacuum. It's funny that Cobos is there and like he's just so rock solid that I don't bust his balls. Like sometimes it feels like I'm not talking to him because I have to be rude to Patrick and Noah to remind them that I'm alive and I care about them. And Cobos is just kind of like floating around.

And I told him last night when he left, I was like, you know, I don't really like ride you like the other guys because you're not as needy. You don't need it as much. And he's like, yeah, man, I know I'm the best. Okay, Cobos. guys, cause you're not as needy. You don't need it as much. And he's like, yeah, man, I know I'm the best. Okay. Cobos. What do you get your. He was great.

It was every show. I heard him within the first two minutes or so get the big fucking laugh. And, oh yeah. You know, it's barring the fucking guest and the feature. It was crazy. That's not true from the host spot, burying the next 30 minutes of the show until I come out there. Yeah. Emily used the term tower. That's not true. From the host spot, burying the next 30 minutes of the show. Until I come out there. Yeah. Emily used the term tower. Yeah. Yeah. Barry said that you,

you know, you can power some. Yeah. She said that Noah towered you. No. Yeah. Phobos towered Noah. And then we Eiffel towered Patrick. Tired. Towered. That's why Patrick's back was blown out. The tower of power. Because we raw dogged in between 600 pounds. Becker, you would have loved it.

We were totally using Patrick for whatever we wanted. Really? Yeah. Wow. It would have been like the Discord, but real life. I'm only bringing up the Discord because there was a guy who came last night and he's like, yeah, man, I'm the one on the Discord raising hell. And I was like, I don't know what that means because I haven't been in there for a long time but

Please don't raise hell in the discord guys It's mostly about like recipes and posting woodworking photos from what I can tell. Yeah. Yeah Also was great taco guy. We met him in Tampa. Oh, yeah the taco man and his taco pictures are damn near porn Whoa, they've got a place or you just make some for himself He reviews tacos, but he also makes them himself and he'll post what he's been doing in the recipe sharing Area on the discord. So he's the he's the Tampa taco guy Yeah That guy that gave us those cool stickers damn that blows because I think that on Reddit from my account, I made fun of him in a food Reddit.

Oh, yeah. Well, I think he probably took it in stride. Uh, hopefully. Cause otherwise let's just say that the Mexican pizza is not going to be the only thing they take off the menu. It's going to be me. Were you mean? I don't know.

Is this good podcasting posture? Yeah. Yeah, people want to see you. Look, they can see the bottom of my feet. Look, I'm like one of those sexy girls on my dad's algorithm. Oh, it's a sleepover. Let's prank call somebody. Let's tell John that we like him.

This might be the first one where all of our feet are exposed. Well, Lund doesn't have his feet out. You guys are wearing your medical socks. I have socks on. Yep. They're not medical, they're recreational socks. Yeah, they're just good socks. You have to pay higher taxes on them.

Take these bad boys wherever I want. I don't like being eye to eye with your guys' feet. Ew. Lund, you never told us on the podcast about your adventures with one Tim Butterly. Oh yeah. I never heard about this. Oh, well, we had a really nice time together because my flight, your flight left Sunday

or no Monday, but early. Right. Cause we had to show Sunday. Your flight was early Monday. The best flight I could get was in the evening. Cause you had to fly steerage due to your proportions? Yeah you look great from this angle. Hey man, I do look great. Yeah sure. Check this out. You guys can't see but I have a transparent window where my penis is on these pants and I can just flash you guys. Check that out. I can't

see anything. Well my penis is right there? I can feel it against the glass It doesn't look like anything. What the hell Becker does it look like a penis not making an impact Not dangling. I gotta get my money back. It's hiding So yeah, my flight was Monday evening. So I'm wearing them backwards Yeah, so your butt is on full display. I got that pierced too. So yeah, me and Tim butterly, butterly heads had, had never met, hadn't really talked online. And so, but,

but one of those things where as soon as like you're on stage for the first show, we're talking for like 40 minutes and just crash course in, uh, in, in becoming friends. And so by the end of the weekend, we're pretty tight. He got you really high on that first show. Yeah, we got really stoned. Yeah. Uh, but then, uh, yeah, I mentioned having a later flight. He's like, Oh, I'm not doing anything. Hang out with me. Uh, we, we planned on, on doing DMT, but that was so stoked on doing DMT. We were going to that,

but that fell through because there was a potential that our producer would be jealous that he didn't use DMT with him for the first time. No, I would be fine if it was with butterly. I love how much butterly loves you as well Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we really were on the same page. He proclaimed it on his podcast. Oh nice Yeah, do you mention me? He did mention you but he talked about how he has a new man. He's in love with What the fuck? Yeah, it ruled. It really caught me off guard. I was just like listening to it That hurts me the soothsayer was just like listening to it. That hurts me. The sous-saiyar was right. They said that my rise was over and Lun's rise was beginning.

It's like smile too. It's smile too. It's smile three. I put on my funky pants backwards. That's like the first omen. Things are going awry. God damn it. So pouting for the rest of this. So our plan was to do DMT before that he came and picked me up and we were going to have lunch and he was like, Oh, Hey, there's this gun range, uh, that's the right here that I've been meaning to check out cause it's called South Kensington Avenue quick and easy.

And you can just go in and shoot for an hour or whatever. And I was like, sounds good. It's the day before the election. I think Kamala was gonna speak in Philadelphia Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah traffic was all fucked. We laughed because it's like, oh, yeah, we go to the shooting range Neither of us have been seen there before and then Somebody shoots at Kamala We have like gunpowder on our hands. Yeah, there's like a mandatory stop, you know We have like gunpowder on our hands. There's like a mandatory stop, you know,

checkpoint for people coming and going. The shooters have been identified as an autistic man who loves jiu-jitsu and what can only be described as a round blob. A bearded blob and a man who resembles earthworm Jim. Yeah, we would have looked hilarious. But yeah, we go into this place and, uh, you know, it's just this small, there's like 10 whatever booths and we do like a, you know, quick and dirty, like 10 minute

training session. When we got there, they, the three employees were talking about like voting and, uh, Tim's like, Oh yeah, I heard that, heard that people are asking voters to like show their waistbands to make sure they don't have any weapons. And if they have a gun, they're supposed to like give it to the pollsters before they vote. And the guy was like, the guy lifted up his shirt and there was a gun right there and he's like, tell him to come take

it, tell him to come grab it. And it was so funny. Who he's voting for. Yeah, there's tell him to come grab it. It was so funny who he's voting for Yeah, there's an 80 year old pollster, you know Okay voting volunteer who's just trying to follow the rules. Hey, hey grandma. Why don't you come grab this? Hey, you'll bitch. Why don't you come take this off me? I got something you can grab. Yeah, I got something you can register Fucking pee this is my ID. Yeah.

So that's off to a great start. It's like, oh God, these guys are so full of hate. And then we get a pistol, a handgun that Tim is considering purchasing. And we go, we have four boxes of bullets. We're both like very nervous because I haven't shot a gun in forever and I don't know if I ever shot a handgun. I had shot a couple rifles Shotguns, I don't know if I haven't shot a shotgun when they dropped you out of that helicopter on that island

Did they give you a weapon? I had a machete you had a machete and you had to like work your way up I had a machete and then like wire that I could either fasten and tripwire or use as a Garrett right right and Garrett Garrett it's not a guy who works at big I am Garrett I'm gonna be choking you to death today I'm actually gonna be severing your wind pipe due to pressure but either way it's gonna hurt I'm your piano tech yeah I brought one extra piece being hunted from the producers of naked and afraid Lund Hunt. They're like, typically we have to blur out the penis, but he's saving us some money. Mind you, mind you that this show has no, we weren't going to have any nudity at all,

but Lund insisted, if y'all are going to haunt me, I'm gonna be nude. I don't want you guys to like it. Naked and afraid and fat and gross. And scared and running. Lund has chosen for his weapon, a bucket of grease. They drop you, you grease up, you like try and survive for three hours and then you're just like, ah, who fucking cares?

You like sit down, you have one flare, you shoot it off. Come and get me. It sucks. off. Come and get me. It sucks. When I heard that the victim insisted on nudity, I decided that I would join him in his primal calling and I've stripped nude as well. It's just a bunch of naked guys hunting you. They don't even drop you on an island. They take you to like Tampa. Nathan, not the only fat naked guy running around. Three other guys are killed before they find you.

So yeah, we, me and Tim are at the shooting range and, uh and it was fun. It was great. You know, your adrenaline goes through the roof. There were these four or three like young, almost like tech bros kind of. They just kind of seem like, or two of them look, seem very like business like, kind of dressed up a little. The third one.

The lunch hour. Yeah, the third one kind of looked like a Wook but they're having fun because they're like into shooting they were all like good they were like doing little competitions or whatever. Nice. Me and Tim had a hard time loading the pistol because it's just like there's a specific way that you can like a like a little dance to it. Yeah, that's the way you set it in and thumb it in. Yeah, you thumb it in and then push it down and then the next bullet can kind of, you know, you put it on top and it was slippery and it took us forever. Our hands are like shaking because of the adrenaline, but uh... And because of the fresh romance. Yeah. I don't want to look stupid in front of

Butterly. Yeah, you went handgun shooting. Yeah. That was our first date. Yeah. And shooting. Yeah. Lund took his hat off and shook out his hair. It's like, Tim, can you tighten my bullet belt for me? But yeah, that was, uh, it was, it was fun. We had a good time. Then we, then we, uh, got lunch, went to his house, his beautiful home. I met, uh, his wife and two of his three kids and then we were...

Did you meet the daughter? No. The old one who's the artist? No, the sons. His daughter's like doing insane shit with graphite. The boys. Oh, okay. The boys, yeah. Did they try and wrestle you? No.

Did they poke you in the belly at all? No, they were respectful. Did they say where's your leash? No, they were nice. Did they think you where's your leash? No, they were nice. Do they think you were John Delcalo wearing a beard mustache? No, no, I identified myself as somebody, somebody new. Hey, it's me, Lon.

Hey, I'm Lon. Where do I strip off? Read the hat. And then, yeah, they were all, everybody was supposed to go to like Taekwondo or Jiu-Jitsu, but there was a potential like lice scare or something, illness. Yeah, when you came in the house. So class was canceled, so we didn't do DMT. Instead we did the next best thing, which was play his Nintendo 64 emulator or whatever, because it had like the the wrestling

game that the good ones on the 64 were based off of the Japanese one. We played that then we played WCW. Did you let him win? No, we were on tag teams. Oh my god. He didn't want Battle Royal. We were a tag team. That's so cute. Yeah. He didn't want Battle Royal. I didn't throw it out there. He went straight to tag team and I was like, I'll follow his lead. He didn't want Battle Royal. He didn't want to ruin the day. The power dynamic. Because Tim was clearly the alpha, but if one gets to be young giant in that game. Yeah, it was sick.

Yeah. Were you Kevin Nash? Diesel, excuse me. Macho Man for one thing, and then I don't know. We didn't play very long, but it was fun. Because you guys both came? It was fun. No you guys both came? No, just we decided to go for a walk.

Oh wow. And smoke weed. He's like, there's a park around here with there's only leash laws. It was like, it was like a, it was like a cool little, uh, dump wherever I want. I'm not bringing any bags, brother. Uh, so yeah, we smoked a joint. Uh, his, uh, older son joined us for the joint. No. Oh, joint? No.

Oh, okay. No. He was like, what's that? We were like, it's for adults only. You'll find out about it later. What's his son's name, Ness? I don't know. I can't remember.

But. Tecmo. We. My son, Atari. We had a nice, nice one. This is my daughter, Texas Instrument. DI. DI at tip. My son Atari we had a nice nice water Texas instrument D I T I tip 10 inch penis Yeah, it was great it was very nice and I wish we could have done DMT but

Talking about wrestling geeking out over wrestling was also fun That's as high as you get without drugs DMT will always be be waiting for me. Yeah I wanted to see the little guys or whatever. Yeah, I wanted you to do DMT and then Start dressing and like flowing garments. It just changes you forever. You start dressing like a shake or a sheik Yeah, shake shake. Yeah, you have the shakes Well, this whole Philadelphia Denver crossover has been very successful Dude Tim and Mike Rainey were both so nice. Shane it was nice to finally meet Gillis and he was very nice and yeah it was cool to meet those guys and then for everybody to know about me like a bunch because of the pod was weird. Yeah. It's like I didn't get that from anybody and

They're not all about giving you your flowers. They're from Philadelphia. That's new. You know, they're nice guys But they're not gonna put it on the table so you can come eat it in front of them. Put it on the glass No, it was funny one was in the bathroom destroying it You wrecked this one. Shut up. It's not for them to know. Those toilets the ones at the club and the ones here have a thing I haven't seen before where the there's like a giant drawer you can pull out. No, no, no. There's a giant hole like along the underside of the rim and water comes out of that in like a fucking, it's like a water slide. I've also seen that recently.

It like causes a tornado act. Yes. And it, and it, and it it course every every centimeter of that bowl So that it should be cleaned with a flush I go in there and it's paint job as normal Even though there's like all the technology toilet technology available to prevent it from happening old silly putty shits Can still fucking make it stick? Yeah, it's the candy cane paint job Didn't need a chocolate cake I had He's always mad at me because I don't clean the bowl yeah, you're not supposed to yes you are what is that whether brush is there

Yes, it is why the I never thought you brush the toilets Or you just throw a couple of pieces of toilet paper and then wash your hands and like hit it one more time and usually that wet Paper will drag through the toilet. Oh Nice. Okay. Yeah as someone who also has silly putty shits. Yeah, I'm definitely hamburger helper in there most the time Yeah, I'm either kinetic sand or silly putty. Oh my god You're anhydrous dude. I don't know what's been going on lately. It's a real mystery. Yeah, you are a mystery to me. I Thought I knew you and I don't Did he tell you about when one got off stage and Gillis was just in the green room and one was like

It was I didn't do that but it was like oh shit like Sam's boss is here If anything, it's just funny that we, that I haven't met him yet as he's like doing all of these things with you and at the same time as you. And then I don't think he's going to be there because I think you said he, he wasn't going to be around or something. Yeah. But then yeah, come off stage is, Whoa, there he is. No, it was nice of him to come other guy Westchester to you know bless us

Yeah, dude and also there's so you've connected with butterly me and Shane obviously peers contemporaries Friends. Yeah, I'll even rager. Yeah. Yeah, I'm Polly. He's Frazier Niles Sam's been fucking multiple people. All right. I don't know, hey, it's a comedy show. All the ones I've met have been the shit. They're all such nice guys. Niles, Sam's been fucking Noah and Gardini.

He's wearing them out, Niles. He says that they can open for him and they do. You know what I mean? Yeah, no. And then Tom McCusker, Matt's brother, and one Ryan Jansikok have connected online. Oh, shit. Yeah, I know. So the two super scientists.

They're going to change the world. I think that those two together, the world wasn't ready for that collab. No, that's dangerous Dude, they'll either save it or they'll accelerate its demise. Yeah for sure Yeah, they're they're turning it all in one and a half speed like people who listen to this podcast at the doctor's office What do you got? I'm gonna get the ad. Okay Yeah, Jancey cock was around last night in the green room. They were like, there's a guy upstairs, he says he has green room access, he's kind of fidgety.

And I was like, Ryan Jansacock? And she was like, yeah. So he came down and just dominated and was telling us all types of stories. He told us, he told me a story that he thought was a funny story that was pretty horrific, honestly. And then after he told it, I called over Lunn so we could repeat it.

Jansicox said that he was at an event, which I'll reveal at the end of this. Was at an event, one of my sister's friends was there and she was kind of dumped. And this was not an event where one should really be dumped so He says to her gotta be who you gotta be. Yeah, he says I am who I am. Hey pickles Uh, I just had a crazy thought she's like, what was it Ryan? And he said, oh, I just thought you know I had this intrusive thought we're like I reached in I scooped your boob out of your dress and I grabbed it and I went And I popped it back in she was like what the dude? And then like immediately turned and told my sister and he tells the story and I'm like, dude, that's really bad. And he's like, no, I spoke

my truth, you know, I didn't do anything wrong. We're all trying to be more honest with ourselves. Yeah. And then I bring Raja Lund here. I bring Lund over and he repeats it and Lund goes, what the fuck dude? Because the event was my mom's funeral. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

He's at my mom's funeral. Trying to grab some. Not even trying, just like admitting to his mind crime. Lund hit him with a thought criminal. This is what I'm up to. Yeah. This is what's going on in my head. Pickles, sorry for your loss. Yeah. What's going on in my head.

Pickles, sorry for your loss. Yeah. Also real quick. Pickles, I knew her a lot longer. I knew her since fifth grade. So this is how I mourned. Yeah. What a mutant move.

It was wild. God, you know what was funny is last night we're in the green rooms after six sold out shows we all, we did a great job, everybody killed it, everything went smoothly, everybody's happy, we're in the green room. You get a call from Sophie, she's like, come over across the street, we're at the bar. You can hear how loud it is.

Yeah, I can barely hear her. Every bar in Lodo just like so loud and packed with random people just screaming at each other, we're over it, you don't wanna go. Really headline the South Club. I'm boying. And instead of going over there, we're doing our thing. And then I hit the room with some dance moves

that electrified and titillated. And amplified mood. It was like, I really wanted to make being in there real good. Yeah, no, you were like, you know what? We're not going anywhere, fellas. Check this out. Oh yeah. If we went over there, then I couldn't do this.

Just start dancing. Yeah, Lund's like, I've actually been working on a dance. No, no. Well, you pulled up a song that you had moves for. I explained that the main the main move that I was doing. Which he did the first night when he was so stoned. That's the same dance. He went out there and did the same dance.

Did the dance. A little part of that dance, yeah, but it's. He also has like a driving move that he does. A wrestler in AEW named Swerve Strickland has a manager named Prince Nana. He's a propane salesman. And they come out to Swerve's music and the manager, like a year and a half ago started

Coming out and doing this dance and he's like he fucking is driving and then he does the holds the belt buckle and does the little Hey, and it's it's sick. Everybody loves it So I yeah, I did that and then explained it and then I said if you guys want me to keep dancing I'll put the song on so I can hear it. Like, yes. I mean, it had like game seven NBA championship locker room vibes. And we're all wearing goggles.

We're spreading each other with champagne. It was a celebration of a hell of a week. I guess it wasn't really an NBA locker room because there's only one black guy in there. We were letting off some steam and man, it was fun. Yeah, while he was doing the dance, Jansacock is like, wow. I'm blowing Jansacock's mind.

Yeah, Jansacock's like, he shouldn't be able to move that way. Yeah, he didn't say that. Jansacock's a physicist, he's like, he literally shouldn't be able to do that, he's gliding. The footwork was nuts. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, Jansacock did everything except for go.

Yeah, yeah. He tried did everything except- Forego. Yeah. He tried to give me a dollar bill. It's like, come on, it's not about that. It's about entertaining you guys for nothing. Max Ripple's gonna steal those moves when he starts dancing at the strip club again. Fuck, he's gonna take my whole thing. Yeah.

He's gonna be called Guts. Yeah. He's wearing a hat that says Guts. Nothing else. Do you wanna hunt me felons? Take me to your island Only one rule I get to be nude Like you're already nude weird man. It's like yeah, but I can be even more naked

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were a big fan of them I didn't know they were up to the only ones but that's awesome. We have one more. We have another ad read. Yeah, we're back, dude. It's from last week. We're trending. It might be a little trickier to find because he mislabeled it. It was labeled 1120.

I'll tell you this. That was that one. Last night, while one's looking up the ad, we're here. My family's here. We're out on the patio, smoking a blunt. Mel, my beautiful brother-in-law Mel goes to hand me the blunt in the dark and I'm stoned and giddy and I like try here, try and pass me a joint. Yeah, so I'm like talking and then just in the dark I'm like feeling around for the blunt and

the blunt, you know, it's like right there. It's right there, but I'm like, so I, so he's like, he looks at me and he goes, all right. And I go, sorry, dude. And then just keep proceeding to like fondle his fingertips in the dark. And that's like touching him in the way where you're like trying to be graceful and light, cause you're looking for a blunt. And then Mel goes, all right, man, quit fooling around. And I had to go in the bathroom because I almost threw up from laughing. Yeah, that's fucking great.

Because like he thought it was a bit initially that I was doing and then I worried and then it was like concern or that I was like trying to be sexy with him. Oh, that's true. That would be more concerned. Brother-in-law was trying to get sex. Yeah. And so there was like a bit of like concern in his voice. All right, man, quit fooling around. Did you find the other ad? There isn't another one. I guess there is. I'll of like concern in his voice. All right, man Quit fooling around Did you find the other end? There isn't another one. I'm pretty sure there is I'll find it. Okay, Becker Tell us about what's going on with you

Yesterday, I hung out while bucking weed and watched the Saturday night movie that Reitman made Oh was it good? Why it was just in theaters. It's yeah, we, I guess it's been a few weeks. Stole it. Uh, it was great. Um, but also they made a bunch of shit up cause I had to look up a couple of the things to be like, that really happened. But there's a scene where Milton Berle, where Belushi could fly. No, but they make Belushi out to be like a monster. What kind of was. Yeah, but not like the way they portray it.

They portray that he's just like, like Wolverine. Like Lund. Yeah, they just growl at people and they try to talk to him and shit. I can't find it, Beckham. And they make that Chevy's already the dick. Then maybe we just had the makeup one. There's just the one. Whoa.

Cool. Don't look in my phone. Let me see the emails I want. just the one. Whoa, cool. Don't look in my phone. Let me see the emails. I want to hell. Are you going to cut all this? But Milton burl, there's a scene where Milton burl bust out his 11 inch cock and it's a Simmons playing him and he looks so much like Milton burl with the glasses and a hair piece on it's insane. How's this cock? It's a fake cock obviously. Are you sure you like the arch of it? Milton Berle famously had one of the biggest cocks ever. Yeah It might as well have been three and then also when we were in Tampa, they had uncle Milti's Autograph up on the wall, which is nuts because he was touring and is like late 80s

It was just a cock slam just you dipped his cock and against the wall, but He was dipped his cock in air and slapped it against the wall. But no one knew who he was. No one knew who Uncle Miltie was? No, none of the comics knew who Uncle Miltie was and that kind of broke my heart. Fuck. I mean, hey man, that's the thing.

We're all dust in the crazy wind. We're all just Lund's nude corpse spinning in a vortex waiting to take out whoever we can. Waiting to demolish the church. Yeah. Oh that burritos fucking me up Maybe should have stopped like I did. It was so hot self-control. We nailed it. I didn't want Sophie to call me a pussy Lot of what I do is trying to avoid Sophie calling me a pussy or a baby. Yeah haven't done this one yet Yep, hit him with that. Oh, hello. Show him how good that haircut is. It's a really good haircut.

I had a young woman come and groom me in my hotel room and insisted she brought her boyfriend. I insisted. He did, I saw him insist. I said, you have to come too. He was like, don't worry, we'll all be coming, daddy. Damn, some people are watching this,

like all the astronauts we have watching this show, and they're also watching it upside down. I mean, that was on accident, but at least you had a window. At least you can see the sun. I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it. I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it. I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it. I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it. I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it. I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it.

I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it. I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it. I mean, I'm not sure if you can see it. I mean that was on accident but at least you had a window. At least you could see the steam collect. You could see the green cloud. Is that really a window in your pants? Yeah check it out Becker. Put them down. Put them down. This is what the pod's all about.

Oh my god. Blasting your friend. The boys making noise. How many more people are here? The bitch alarm just went off. Emmy must be here. Emmy, we're podcasting. Leave us alone.

I put her in her place, right, fellas? That's what you got to do when you're the alpha in the relay. She's going to enjoy her quart of sour cream. She got so much sour cream. Becker. It didn't stink. I didn't know yet. I couldn't just brave it.

It didn't stink when they're loud like that. They don't stink. Oh, it's a method to the quiet ones that I was releasing on the couch with Lund. And then he would ask me, did you shit your pants? Yeah. A couple of bad ones. Maybe I did. Yeah.

Those hot, quiet ones are always bad. Don't give them a temperature, Becker. You know what I mean. Oh yeah. It's a hot breath. Oh my God, I'm in so much pain right now. I dominated the Patreon with my tails. I guess you guys told everybody about Key West as it happened.

We were keeping them abreast. Gotcha. Well. Yeah, we got nothing now. That means we're tapped. No. Had your chunks. What?

I had the fried chunks at the big chair joint. We told them about the chunks, Becker. Oh, yeah, hell yeah. Oh, and I told him, I think, OffPod, I wasn't the one that got that every time, it was him. That's not true. Oh, wait, no, you got something else every time, and I switched it up, and one't the one that got that every time it was him. That's not true. Oh wait, no, you got something else every time and I switched it up. And one of the things I got was chunks.

I might've gotten it twice, but we ate there. You got it at least five times. No. Yep. You went back there secretly and said, Hey, can you empty the chunks drawer right into my mouth? Can I eat, can I eat the chunks outside in the giant chair? That'd be fun if you were the mascot and kids just bought chunks like they're at a carnival

and then they come by and they just lob chunks at you. And if they miss, you're going to be rude to them. Nice toss Southpaw. Who taught you how to throw a chunk? Your mom. And then they start whipping them at you. You're nude, of course. You're at work.

He was getting pelted with chunks. You have welts all over your body. They don't pay you in money. They pay you in the chunks you can collect. Best job I ever had. Um, yeah, I don't know. We have had just so much wacky fun. Did we do this before or after Thanksgiving? Before dude. Or wait, not Friday, Friday. Yeah. After Thanksgiving. Okay. Which was beautiful.

What else happened in the last two days? Shows. I went to the high times dispensary high times has a dispensary. Yeah. It's at like 15th and market. It's right down there and I only wanted to buy a battery. Oh yeah. The guy listens to the pod. Hey, to the crafty work. Yeah. Oh, I'm dizzy. Oh, South club. They were like, dude, at the South club next year.

And I pretended to blow my head off in front of the South club manager. You know, I'd rather do than headline the South Club. And I pretended to blow Patrick Richardson. He was like, ha ha ha. And then I walked off and Cobliss was like, that was so funny. And I was like, I never have to work the fucking South club again. And we cackled. You really got, uh, got them going at the staff mic.

So ridiculous. At first I was listening and I was like, yeah, I've had enough of all of this. But then later, like a couple of minutes later, I could hear from the green room, everybody just like cackling, just really going nuts. I was like, fuck. Sam is trying. I figured he'd just go through the motions. Cool haircut, stupid. But no, he really got him whipped up into a frenzy. I kept calling the, uh, the South club staff, the B team. Yeah.

It's like nice. The JV could make it down. I told all the managers they were expendable and they were just a number. Just a number on a spreadsheet. Luke. I was like, I love working downtown. I can't wait till Wendy torches it for the insurance money. Which one of you is she going to put it on Reno?

Likely Asian. Uh. I kept calling Tanya old. Some guy took his shirt off and I was like I thought Tanya was the only one having hot flashes. Tanya started working here in 1973. She was the one who found Bill Hicks's body. You know when she told the coroner, I'll go first. She really didn't like it But hey Tom go for her fucking the corpse He's got dibs, yeah Holder all I asked for this weekend was one single coca-cola. Did I get that coca-cola? No, eventually two days later. I got an apology Guess what Tony Tonya? That big tip I gave you, I wiped with that money.

It wasn't stained with coffee, like I told you. No, I didn't wipe with the money. Shout out Tonya. When I go to the high time dispenser, because I need a new battery for my vape pen, and I see that they have them, I go down. It's like five stories tall, so like you enter in the lobby, they check your ID, then you have to go up an elevator to the fifth floor.

Oh yeah, it's all the way at the end of the mall? It's on market. Yeah. It's by BlackBuzzard. Yep. So the guy checks me in, and then I go up, and I walk up to the desk and right away the guy's like, holy shit, you're Sam Talon.

I'm like, they'll never believe you. No, I was like, yeah, dude, it's me. What's up? He's like, dude, I love you. I love the pod kill Tony Gabba Gabba. Hey. And I'm like, thanks. He's like, dude, come on, I'll hook you up.

So I go back there. I want two batteries, you know, one for go, one for show. And he talks me into buying like a cool live rosin pen and these gummies that are really good because he's gonna hook me up. So I went in there intending to spend $16, 20 with tip. So I spent like a hundred bucks and did I get any sort of hookup?

No. Did you get to film in the kitchen? I didn't get to film in the kitchen. No, it wasn't even a broil situation. He didn't even get any sort of hookup. He didn't give me any hookup. He's like, let's take a picture. I'm like, okay.

We take the picture. Then he's like, oh shit, man. Forgot to hook you up. And I'm like, yeah, you did. He's like, okay. So he's like, oh shit man, forgot to hook you up. And I'm like, yeah you did. He's like, okay. So he's like, take a hoodie from downstairs. So then I have to go downstairs with a guy who doesn't know who I am.

And I'm like, they told me I could have a hoodie. And he's like, what? And I was like, yeah, I need a, they said I could have a free hoodie. And he's like, hold on. So he calls upstairs, I'm standing there like a pud. He's like, yeah, I guess you get a hoodie. What size do you need? And I'm like three X and he goes,

and so then we're digging through. Yeah. Yeah. He folds himself in half. Yeah. Professor X is here. So yeah, then I just have to look through a hoodie for a hoodie with this guy and he's like, so you're a famous comedian? I'm like, no, I'm a comic. I'm at the club. He's like, all right, this is a 3X. It's just the hard time zip-up hoodie that Lond always wears. I'm like, thanks man. I want to give it to a homeless guy as soon as I leave. I kind of did. You you should have I gave it to you. That would have been better. No, you love I don't need another black zip-up hoodie, but I'll take it

Yeah, take it man. You could do like a cool like actually I'm not gonna take it take it. I'm not a high times guy I like the low end theory let Becker you Piece you'll be fat again in a month Become a pig. I hope you become big enough to hunt nude. Yeah, me too. I would be really bad at being hunted nude. Oh, I would hate it.

Do you have shoes on? Yeah, no. When you're running nude? Yeah. No. No, primal fear. Okay, what were you? You did miss out on me and Pat had secret malts one night in Key West and you would have joined us. Everybody went to bed and...

Nope. Everybody was doing signups for like a spelling contest or something. Everyone was at work. We got everybody cookies, but me and Pat took a quick walk to get some malts and they were fucking amazing. Damn. I'm jealous of that, but I forgot about the spelling bee. Did you have to drink as you did it or did they just assume everybody was drinking? No, they made you chug like half of a beer.

I'm so competitive with spelling and I, if I would have been down there, I probably would have done whatever it took to be a part of that spelling bee, even if it meant breaking edge. Yeah, I mean, I did. I chugged half a beer, straight up deleted it and you would have destroyed these spies. Choreography is a baby's word. I threw it so everyone would think I was just the common man. Yeah, right. No, I blew it.

You hated that you blew it. I really did. And then Bonzo blew voyeuristic, and I was like, I know that one. Bonzo put an X in voyeuristic because quote, it's French or some shit. Oh no. God. That's our guy. Yeah.

That's our boss. Zach Toll showed up, that was cool. Yeah, the director of my specials. He was like really excited to get out of the house. He was like, boy, yeah. For like 45 seconds, then his his wife was like come on. She slapped her thigh. Come on. Let's go. Come on, Zacky. Come back He was wearing the jacket that he got me for we got those cool like Indian leather jackets For the crew gift for waiting for death to claim us. I didn't see I didn't notice it. Yeah, it was sick Mine didn't fit of course

Oh Dude now last night Becker a Let's see, I didn't notice it. Yeah, it was sick. Mine didn't fit, of course. Oh dude, now, last night, Becker, couple of ladies, Sammy Lough, listener of the pod. Every episode. Yeah, sweet, normal woman, loves the pod. We were in student council together. Melanie Pfeiffer, who had a legendary huge butt. We had never discussed. But Melanie was like, it was crazy cakes.

Unlike a normal white girl from the country. Are they still there? I didn't, she had a big jacket on. Sammy, let us know. But they're in the green room, we're talking. Melanie's husband, who my sister described as some old man. Because he has gray hair Sophie Sophie still acts like she's 27 yeah she's never gonna die yeah Sophie acts like she's Polly fucking pocket Polly pocket is a microwavable sandwich

that a bunch of people fuck Right at the buzzer and So we're like in the green room. We're talking we're chopping it up I keep I keep dropping stuff Steve Melanie will grab it for me Let's have a contest who can take off their jacket the fastest yeah, let's have a jacket off Yeah, Melanie lovely gal who comes in the green room while I'm talking to my old chums? Nathaniel Reitleif and the Lumineers. I gotta be like, what's up dudes? I need a minute. I'm talking to my friends. No, I went, hey guys what do you need? Gave him big hugs. Hello friends of mine. Hello peers and

contemporaries. What's going on cats? And then I like walk into their seats and I come back and Sammy and Melanie are like, yeah, cause Sammy met a, then you'll one time before and she like blew it and didn't say hi to him. And this time she got it in. She walked up and was like, Sammy, law hell of a pleasure to meet you. I love rock and roll. I love blues guitar. I love getting that slide on the strings and letting it rip.

How the hell are you? You like hats? Me too. I've been known to wear a hat or two. How many rings you got on? Yeah, let me count them with my tongue. Just kidding. I'm a nice lady, but I do nasty stuff.

Check out these pants, they're from Chubby's. There's a window. She doesn't stop talking. She meets him for 12 minutes. Hey Nathaniel this is probably big for you Sammy Loft you heard about me. I guess somebody push-ups I can do. The answer will surprise you. Count them out one for every ring. I'm doing 17. I should probably let you talk huh? I Had a nice little combo with Wes and he just said how it's so cool that we're doing it and it's like dude Speaking of doing it we watched you at Coors Field. Yeah, bro. It was insane Yeah, I was like, it's just cool when people work hard at something and it pays off and you get to enjoy shit

It was like you were there. I was like, oh, yeah, dude Yeah, I was right next to Sam and he was pissing on the ground in front of teens you didn't tell him that right no and he did he did the very honest thing where he was like oh did we did we talk or interact at all I'm sorry and I was like dude I get it it was a whirlwind I think we said hello yeah after the show worms right yeah on the way in you like I was the door guy. They both were just trying to get in. They know the show's about to start, so it was just like a quick, hey, you know, Nathaniel says, hey, you know,

we hug, but Wes was just, I think maybe wanted to get everybody in or whatever. And you know, also chance, Cox right behind him, Max Ripple. So he's like, maybe feels like he's being hunted. Should I be nude right now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ripples twiddling his mutton chop braid that hangs to his nipples. Yeah.

Being like, so you like rock and roll. I got some clamp stomp. I want to show you. Yeah. But it was the weirdest green room ever. It was cool that they came in the back to enjoy the comedy show. And then they had a real good time. Yeah.

And I paid for their bill too. Yeah, that was cool. I know, but think about this. The server has Nathaniel Rateliff and the Lumineer himself. Sammy lost like Lumineer, more like million beers I used to drink. I'd suck them down. I'd go absolutely batshit.

Those days are gone. I'm a mother now, but hell you know what? I still got my core temperature up Let me sit up second do Speaking of course. Yeah, I'm at a course at his blood anyone Yeah, she told us the last time she was at the show she had horrific diarrhea April she like listen to my set from the toilet. Yes. Whoa.

She had food poisoning. I think she was saying that she was hoping she would be okay, but then almost right away in comedy work, she's like, fuck. She went to the bathroom, was in horrific pain, and they pumped the show into the bathroom speakers. And that's where she took in the show. Yeah.

That's a, I mean, it's still loud speakers in there. Hopefully she got to laugh a little while emptying out. If you don't hear the laughs though. Yeah, but she was probably laughing. She's probably laughing while she was puking. In between her praying that she would survive. Yeah. But you're the server, you get seated with Lumineers and Nathaniel Reitleff and you're like I'm gonna get a

huge tip. Maybe they probably tipped. I bet they tipped but I also tipped her. So good. Anyway, I tipped her too. Weird move. I got a tip for you guys listener. If you like funny comedy, if you like laughing at nothing but great jokes, I'm putting out my friend Andrew Polk's special on my YouTube on Tuesday. We have a little watch party in there. I'm not sure what time, but go set a notification. Polk is hands down one of the funniest people I've ever met in my entire life. He's funnier than me. He's like Jordan Doll funny. And he has just a bunch of great jokes. And if you want to just laugh at a funny thing

from a comic you've probably never heard of, unless you're on certain watch lists. Check out Soup Song. Yeah. Yeah, the goal is to get more views than Lund. In the first 24 hours. In the first 24 hours, yeah. Yeah, that'll happen.

Maybe we'll do a fucking, like a Taylor's cut, you know, of you, you can redo soups on We'll put it out on on your page. Yeah on your YouTube channel. Maybe we can use microphones this time It's supposed to be a concept album. Yeah, the concept is you can't hear it very well And we nailed it. Yeah, we're not gonna film it on Motorola razors this time And we nailed it. Yeah, we're not going to film it on Motorola razors this time. They were on razor scooters, too. So it's all they're like, it's a dolly.

It's like, yeah, but your hands are shaking. You're wobbling because you're trying to go like real slow on a scooter. It doesn't work. Yeah. Watch Polk special. It's coming out December 2nd. That is tomorrow. Third, December 3rd, even better. Maybe it's at midnight, December 3rd.

No, he's never going to be on at midnight after what he said in his tweets. But yeah, listen to that and come see me in Springfield, Missouri. Come see me in Dallas at Hyenas and the Milwaukee Improv. Oh, I'm doing Akron, the Cuyahoga Funny Stop or something. Come to the Detroit shows all Wednesdays this month. Honolulu coming out there in January. All those new dates are going to be hitting the website and Becker. What's your favorite website in the world?

Hemings patreon.com slash chubby behemoth. Everyone get on there. Becker will be doing a weekly live stream where you can watch him work on his various projects, tinker with his car. It's called Under the Hood with Jake Becker. Under the clitoral hood. You need to get a PO box so we can do that food thing. Yeah. We're gonna get a PO box set up

so you can send Becker snacks and then he will eat them. Whatever amount you send, he will eat the entire total of that. So if you send like a case of gushers, he'll eat those. If you send a single thousand year old egg, he'll eat that, right? I don't know about the egg. Okay, if the egg's over 800 years old,

he's not gonna have it. Yeah, I think egg and fish products should probably be off limits. Okay, well, I didn't know we were putting governors on our creativity around here. My bad. Hold on, I have't know we were putting governors on our creativity around. My bad. Oh, I just stand up to burp. Patreon.com slash chubby behemoth. $5 a month gets you access to all of our Patreon episodes. Four years of Patreon episode. Yeah.

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