Chubby Behemoth - Talking In Reverse

Episode Date: October 12, 2025

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Are we in? We're in. All right. I just want to do an emergency broadcast here. Thank you for listening to Shelby Behemoth. I have, of course, Sam Talent, joined as always by Jake Becker and Nathan Lund. We have an official player that we are going to try and sponsor, get some NIL money to. He plays for the Colorado Buffaloes.

He's number seven. I think his name is pronounced Bayard, which is very close to mine. And the man is nubbed beyond. belief he has one hand it may be it may be a mega man canon i don't know he does look like mega man he has a mega man s quality to him uh and he has but one hand um i can't wait to see this again i need to know how my man became stumped how he became a stumped individual and when i get that information i will report back to everyone on another emergency broadcast He picks off a pass with one hand.

He ripped it off on the three-yard line, and we said, hey, what a play by that young man. And then on the replay, it was revealed that, you know what, maybe in heaven, God will give him a hand. Yeah, we saw the replay and all went, ooh, yeah. One hand. That was awesome. I would love to hang out with a guy named Nub. Now, wait, is that him? Is that him?

also a running back? Number seven seems to be in the backfield, and he also, is there an epidemic in Boulder of people becoming nubbed? I don't know. Is there a one-hand bandit that's taking the digits? He's nibbling hands. Dude, if you got enough honey mustard on

a thumb, I could eat it. You think so? There's been moments of my life where I could bite a human thumb off if there was mustard and or homemade ranch with dill involved. They do say that your finger could be bit off as easily as like a carrot. You know what?

You have to fight the war in your mind. Yeah. Because your mouth doesn't want to, but sometimes your belly is in charge. That's where the honey mustard comes in. Yes. And look, if the tongues call them the shots, we're all in trouble. Brain, body, get out of the way. All right.

When the tongue's in charge, the world's at large. Not bad. It's crazy. You didn't have anything, but yet through rhyme and verse, you pulled a reverse. Uh-huh. I lifted the curse. Ooh, I want to get up your skirt I am wearing one

Becker, any words yet? I'm just impressed by the amount of rhyming going back and forth here. It was six words, it was nothing. That's more than I can do. I have played this game of mental ping pong for days on end. You guys are accomplished rappers.

I call it Fat Guy Cyphering. I call Fat Guy Cyphering when there's just a little thumb at the bottom of the Catalina Island dressing. So you got to get out the hose and measure it, Calshare. style and get that siphon going Cal Sheridan showed up

with his own straw and I was like cool straw man and then you know it was revealed over about three to five minutes that it was not in fact classic straw with some kind of chemistry lab length that I'm sure had been found somewhere

or Cal Sheridan has a bunch of plastic tubing lying around the apartment chemistry straws I bet it was prescription yeah and who's paying for that me yeah me and you not becker because he doesn't have a birth certificate that's right one of the many benefits of being the son of a bounty hunter portion bunny hunter is even man jerry rider didn't like that you were the boy of a bounty hunter he called them bastards they're the worst fucking

bastards and then you're like they were my parents yeah like oh yeah man yeah we all come from somewhere you know we're all but seed and it depends on who waters you. Which can is going to give you more nourishment. You never know. Yeah, he turned, he about-faced. Now, that guy's also number seven? That's him.

No, he has his hands. Was that other guy not seven? He may have done this maneuver on the sideline. He inflated his hand. The other one popped back out. He grew on like Piccolo. Maybe his hand was on timeout. Oh, see, I forget they do that.

Sometimes they put your limb. in timeout in college. Yes, the penalty box. The rules are so different sometimes. It seems like such a similar game to the pro game, but no. Two minutes, left tackles, right leg. And then you'll see a one-legged tackle out there for two minutes. Yeah.

Do you know about these rules, Becker? I'm just slightly not stoned enough to have bought that wholesale. Well, like, due to certain, like, legislation and rulings within the NCAA, you have to on every team in Division 1. I have one guy cripped up. No, no. You have to have at least one Samoan. Oh. Yeah. And that rotates every five years

between micro and Macronesian island states. So sometimes it's like a Tongan, you know, every now and then. Hawaiian. Well, the Hawaiians are American, so they're upset about it. Yeah. They get their whole team. They get their own team. And look, before the fucking woke mind virus comes

for us, all right? I know that Hawaii shouldn't be a state. I read that book by that girl when you had to get laid, all right? The one about the history of Hawaii. Princess Kamea, Mea. More like, hey, princess, come here. Let's get it on. Come, come, come.

Come, my lady. Yeah, shout out. But yeah, so anyway, Hawaii, I'm sorry. I told a Hawaiian guy recently for some reason. Sorry, what happened to you guys. That's brutal. Yeah. Don't do that.

Well, here's what it was, Patrick. All right? glass house put your stones away I I was very early and I was trying to check into a hotel oh dude it was when I got lost in Austin yeah it was that guy who took me around there and he was like yeah I'm from Hawaii and I was like oh yeah that's uh sorry sorry about what happened over there yeah and he was like so what floor are you on it was pretty brutal and I lost him in the elevator I ditched him or or he ditched you

or he surfed off he went to the locals only elevator dude have you there's so here my algorithm when I treat myself to Instagram it's usually on the toilet on the road with you guys when there's some downtime or we've been talking for six hours and I need to be alone in my mind

yeah so when I do get on there I told you how fucking carpentie videos and then also cartmany videos no I wish cartman got back in there no it's a lot of token And he's pissed. Or they're AI and they're making token pissed.

I can't tell anymore. Yeah, token's pissed off. I can't tell what's real South Park or what's propaganda. That's an easy one to deep fake for sure. For sure, man. I get AI videos of Down syndrome guys doing a concert. And don't send them to me. Send them to Lund.

You hear that, listeners? Lund's away. So the dogs are going to play. And that means we can tell you what to do to him. I get a lot of Dr. Earman style stuff. Dr. Earman's good. That's good. He's great.

Becker, you should put in Dr. Earman right here. Can you flash Ear Man on the screen? Sure. Send it to me when we're done, Pat. Yeah, Earman's cool. Ph.D. in hearing. Oh, you sent it yesterday. I got it.

I heard it's hard to get a hold of Dr. Earman because his ear swallowed his phone. Yeah. He has one in each ear. Yeah. And they're both on vibrate. And it's driving him slowly insane. Yeah. He bought two sets of AirPods

because he thought each one was one thing that he put in his ear. Yeah, and instead he swallowed it like a pill and a whole tree of AirPods grew in his ear. Yeah, he's got potatoes. Yeah. And now he lives at the apple. The apple factory.

So you're telling me you can grow potatoes from potatoes. Is that the vibe? Yes, sir. So then what are we doing? What do you mean? What are we doing? Why do I need to buy a potato? Why have I been told to buy a potato,

buy garlic, my entire life? You can just grow shit from shit. You can, but much like every grown produce, you have to know what you're doing. You have to be in the right climate. I don't know. I don't know. You have to take care of it. I won't.

Yeah. Okay. And it's still, I'm an American, right? Right. So why don't we have guys that go around the neighborhood growing tatoes in people's backyards? Because Walmart killed that in every town because they could sell them cheaper. That was never a job, though, was it? Yeah.

People used to, like, do community gardens and stuff. I don't want community gardens. I'm talking about a guy whose job it is to live in that fucking. neighborhood. Look, we give him some little shack. He gets to sleep in one of the boat houses. Yeah. All right. He can be in there year round. He has to figure out his

toilet situation. And he grows fruit veggies. No, he has his own shovel. What's his name? His name? Yeah, what's his name? Probably All right. Claydon Han. Clayto Han. Yeah, I like that you think we were putting extra stink on it instead of just being idiots. Clayto Han. Listen to

the Patreon we put out, it was one of the best podcasts of ever been a part of. It was fantastic. That was an absolute hoot. These dumb asses thought that my lifelong friend, Clayto Hahn's name was Clayto Han. And hey, please comment if you also thought his name was Clayto Han. Yeah, and then

we could have you incarcerated in brain jail as well. We can have you examine, like, Junior Seow's brain. It's not that crazy. We don't have to go into the whole thing. Shut up. Anyway. God. That's number seven, too. Look, he's also seven. You can have Moltoe sevens on the team.

He's the nub. Huh. This is insane. Are we going crazy? He's like, there's two number sevens and one of them doesn't have a hand. Maybe you're allowed to have an additional player if it still doesn't add up to eight limbs. Becker. But the same number?

Yeah, that's what I mean. Don't say it. They're two human beings. Well, I'm saying as a rule, you don't make a rule for people in specific. Jerry Ryder was right about you and your parents. You guys are bad. guys. Jerry Redder's just mad the way that I don't like the electric company. He's mad because he's spent a lot of money on bail bonds. I think he's cool. You guys have to go to his sex

party tonight. Only if we all go. Yeah, if we all go. If you come with us, we'll shave that head again. I have stuff to do. I offered to Emily when I came home shaved. I was like, do you want me to grease this thing up and rub it all over your nude body? And she was like, of course not. I thought that was a thing that bald guys did. I thought that was one of the perks being married to a bald man is you got you know just fucking like this this could be her body her beautiful black body

can you even imagine and then I'm just rubbing it all over I have to imagine that's what like Mr. Clean porn is like a lot of magic a lot of magic erasers yeah he's rubbing his bald head wait you you have to imagine who told you

I absolutely have to imagine Becker tell you you had to do that in a world like this I absolutely have to imagine that is what Mr. Clean Porn looks like. Oh, yes. You know what? Becker, and I told you, we were going to support him. We are.

We support you fully. Yeah, so you're totally right. What do you mean you were going to support me? We're supporting you. In your podcast endeavors. In my insane. Yeah, sure. So if you, all right, walk me through this Mr. Clean Porn.

Take it for a walk. Hold my hand. I was just kind of. Hold my hand. Okay. Ew. It's huge. It's huge and wet.

No, you just have tiny hands. It's huge wet and smooth. You have tiny hands. Who has a normal hand and who has a fucking freak show attachment? I have tiny hands. My hands aren't even that big. Yes, they are, and your feet are huge. Cobos has bigger hands.

Your hands. Cobos has bigger hands. Here's the dichotomy of Patrick. His hands are huge, but. Gray. No, no. Yeah. Gay.

You have a gay penis. My penis looks like Mr. Cleant. No, your penis loves to watch the bird cage. It always crosses its arms. I call my penis Nathan Lane. Yes, and I call it Nathan Lunch lunch. Stay in your Nathan Lane, penis. That's what the guy who bangs Nathan Lane says to do is cock.

Stay in your Nathan Lane. And Nathan's like, fabulous. Fabulous zinger from the stinger. Nathan Lane, maybe top five most talented Americans of all time. He's good and everything. He's good and bad things. He's electric. Much like Fred Willard, where people just took him for granted.

It's like, oh, Nathan Lane's in it. It's going to be great. Yep. God. Whatever happened to him, where is he? He's been doing a, he was in episodes of only murders in the building. Whoa. That he was good in.

Phil Hartman. Yeah, it's crazy, man. It's fucking crazy. I should watch Birdcage. Yeah, you should. Hank Azaria going off King. Maybe we'll watch Birdcage tonight. Also, all the best guys just fuck off.

They get successful. And then you never hear of them. again. I think he made a bag and like went to Broadway. He did and then he did that producer's movie and I think they made a bag on that. There you go. Hey man, I want to emulate the lane man in 99%

of the aspects of his life. You're changing lanes? No, I'm staying in my lane. Look man. He doesn't want to be an actor. That's the 1% he's not going to emulate. I recently had to tell someone in a position of power. They wanted to try and make a decision for me in my artistic

pursuits. I said, hey, do you know who Eric Crouches, and he went, no, who's that? Do you know what Eric Crouch is? I thought of Tim Couch, so no, I don't. Tim Couch was a quarterback. Yes. He played for the Browns. Yes.

So Eric Crouch played for the Nebraska Cornhuskers, all right? Okay. Are you familiar with this? Story program? I know the program. What position? Quarterback, Pat. White guy?

That's right. And what kind of offense does the Brasca run, Patrick? Uh, geez, I have no idea. The option. They're known for the option. Don't most college teams run the option? They used to back in the day, but then, guess what? Black quarterbacks.

Yes. In that reference, the option is mostly referring to the toss when they're running parallel. Yeah, yeah. Am I going to hand it to the running back? Am I going to pitch it to this guy? Am I going to take the ball and run into the full bag, get the ball? What's the look based on the defense? But there's also the RPO.

The RPO, the run pass option, which is built into most of the pro game now. There's a lot of decisions that are made at the quarterback level that, the NFL and the NCAA as an offshoot didn't think that our black brothers could comprehend there was no black quarterbackery because they literally thought well how are they how are they gonna run a team their brains aren't good

that was like the predominant we're othering them and wondering why they can't assimilate right yes and then the other thing is when you're patronizing and you think they can't take care of themselves and then that's that's condescending. So it turns out treating people like people

might be the move. Yeah. Nathan Lane. Yeah. I also think they were afraid that the game would evolve and it absolutely has. It has.

So Eric Crouch was a white quarterback for Nebraska and he won the Heisman. All right? The most prestigious trophy that a man can have.

Does he get drafted? High up does the NFL look at this guy who won the Heisman and take him early on? No, they don't. Then, I believe St. Louis Rams

take Eric Crouch much later than a Heisman trophy winner has ever gone in the history of the draft and they take him and what do they do with him? Do they install him to play quarterback?

They bench his ass. They try and make him play defensive back. Why was he just definitely? wide receiver. Because he was athletic or what? Because they didn't think that he knew what he was doing.

The man won the Heisman. Now, I'm not comparing anything I've ever done to winning the Heisman, but I do have a confidence that befits a winner, all right? And I don't know if I caption a storied program like the Nebraska Cornhuskers, but I've assembled some of the best losers

dropouts and drunks that the world's ever seen, and we make fucking gold out of hay. Didn't Tebow win a Heysman? He sure did, Pat. He got us to the playoffs. one year. So what I'm saying is, if I'm going to go down, I want to go down like, I don't want to go down like Eric Crouch.

Yeah. You know? I want to make the mistakes and fail completely the way I planned on doing. So, no, Nathan Lane for you. You got to trust Eric Crouch to play quarterback. I mean, I understand that the option is not involved. But at least let the man suit up second string, maybe try and learn the pro game. He won the eyes.

Who was starting? I believe that there was a young man named Kurt Warner who was involved over there. Yeah, that kind of. And that's why he went so late because it was when the Rams were very good. One of the best of all time. Well, as far as bag boys go. The best show on turf, man. That was some fun football.

Hey, guess what? I totally take back anything negative said about Kurt Warner. I don't think I really like him because of his strange way of working God into the game when he was in the booth because he's such a devout man and I think hey man Sunday can be for two things and let's keep him separate but equal all right yeah I think if you go from being a bag boy

to an all-timer though a lot of guys have gone from being duffel bag boys into the pro game bring the brink truck up I'm a duffel bag boy bring the brink truck up man I would really would like to take five grand up to that fucking car lot

and be like hey give me that thing yeah Is it still there? I haven't checked me. I thought you had daily alerts going. No, I didn't want to get excited and bother you and make your wife hate me. Look, I don't have any money, and that's what sucks, because the IRS says, and we're back. So we are so happy to have everyone here celebrating this big day in one-handed sport. And we brought in our best analysts we could get.

We didn't get Rocco backed like the Iowa's. state cyclones did a quarterback. Rocco Beck is going to get tired of pussy like Nick Mullen did. He's going to, he's going to, pussy's going to grow to be a problem, just a worrisome effort that he has to put in occasionally. Rocko Beck. He threw like a perfect scene pass as you were talking about him.

He probably grew up on Long Island and he's playing fucking quarterback in Ames, Iowa. His name's Rocco. Hey. Oh, Dutz. get over here and suck off my hog. I never had ranch with pizza. Hey, bitch. Suck my dick.

They're like, Rocco gets it. And you're gruelly way. Hey, let's keep this thing wide open, baby. Come on. He's managing only fans models. Oh, he's not managing them. He has them in a warehouse. He manages how many nutrients they get in their IV.

Oh, we got a lineman down. When Rocco's 27, someone's going to try and suck his dick on a roller coaster and he's going to be like hey maybe maybe we could just enjoy ourselves he's sick of getting this dick suck meanwhile Trevor Burr's like can I get a little taste of pussy please Rocco give me some pussy Rocco I know you're kind of rolling in it right now but if I could get a smidgen of that little that little spous push push you're keeping all the girls in your room Rocco it's not my room you know there's a tunnel that I built underneath the frat house your content warehouse I know Rocco.

I get these girls to Kansas City in the tunnel. Next thing you know. All right. They're across the border. Look, you're making millions off these girls. I just want to taste. Hey, I'm Rocco's Taco. You shudder your mouth.

Your big meatball. Hey. Hey. You say you want a little pussy. What I want to their respect. These meatballs can't block for shit. He calls offensive linemen meatballs. They're very hurt by it.

They file a class action and they sue them for some of the pussy. There's an ACLU for linemen. They are from him. This is the Iowa State Offensive Line versus Rocco Beck. Rocco, you are accused of hoarding all the tail and calling these men meatballs. Look at them. They're meatballs. Rocco, I told you not to talk

and let's spoken to. You're out of the meatballs. Rocco. I don't see what the big deal is. Rocco, please. I'm trying to get you all of the pussy. All right, when you put it like that. I'm sorry, hey.

And hey, may I say, Your Honor? You're looking pretty tight today. Mr. Beck, I will ask you to refrain from any further commentary. All right, all right. I'm sorry, Toots. I'm sorry. Toots, Your Honor.

Your Honor, Toots. Now, the offensive line is suing for, wow, in all my years behind the bench. This is such a big number that it's changed my accent. They're asking for 40% of the pussy, Rocco. Whoa, that's so much of the pussy. What am I going to do? with 30% of the pussy.

What am I going to do with 6,000 women? What am I going to do with only 80% of the pussy I've been getting? Rocco. Rocco, it's 60. Yeah, whatever.

It's sexy. You're right. It's still sexy. Rocco, it's the sexiest number. Hey, hey. Now you're greasing my wheel. I knew I was paying you for something. Is that guy?

You're not paying. That guy was doing the face. Becker. What face? Becker. What face? That guy on Florida had like the eye marker everywhere but here. He was white guy with doing the...

Becker. Becker, he had Vitealigo, buddy. No. Yes, I know who you're talking about. No, you're messing with me now. No, I'm not, Becker. Much like that representative from the state of Delaware, he was blessed with a speckling of milk from God's bosom. Vidaligo.

It just happened to be a ring around his mouth. drawn on crazy I go becker this represents a hate that you hide in your heart it does not I thought there was a white guy doing the face on a football game are you sure you love fucking with me you love tomming all right Michael you know that you're messing with me I would never mess with you when it comes to Vidaligo I as you know have Vidaligo on over 90% of my body yes that's why I would never make fun of it I thought there was a gentleman doing blackface on a football field my My penis is orange.

Garfield, you call it Garfield. My penis and the exact equator of my body is a ring of orange. You call it Garfield. You say, bring me the lasagna. My pubs live in the Garfield zone. Yes, they do. And sometimes Emmy will feed me sheetcake. Bring me the lasagna.

Bring me. Remember bring me the horizon? Yeah, they're still around. It's a Garfield cover band, but it's called Bring Me the Lazzania. I wish I knew any Bring Me the Horizon songs and I might try to do a Garfield-based

parody song. And look, listener, that's on me. I don't know any Bring Me the Horizon tunes. No, me either. I didn't even know it was a band. I know you didn't, buddy. They've evolved a lot. They were a Death Corps band

and then they, now they're an arena rock band. So when you say Def Core. Death. Death Corps. Yeah. My God. See, this man. is nubbed. This man is clearly nubbed. See, what I'm thinking is maybe he has like an oven mitt for

defense to protect it and then on offense he takes it off. Well, it's because he's so hot with it that he has to protect himself from his own flame. They get a two-point bonus at the end of the game for having one less limb on the field. Well, it's better for optics for the program and the school. It is Boulder. And also, you know, the NIL, is that what we're calling it? Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's how they get paid. I don't know what that acronym stands for. Best not think about it. Nebraska is lit.

That's what Eric Crouch said. Yeah. All right? I love the run option. I'm just telling you, if you're going to be, if you're going to try and aspire to greatness, you got to trust yourself. He's got both arms now.

Yeah, I'm thinking on offense, he takes his mid off. that is literally impossible and it makes me wonder if there's a gas leak because your room does smell like a bunch of dead people have been hiding. God, it's bad. It's like the Tempe Ripper

has been dropping all the refuse from his kills. It looks like we've braced like a zombie attack. Yeah. With the stink door. We put a mattress up against the stink door. We really have.

Isn't that where you're sleeping where you're sleeping on the ground in our room? Because the stink was so profound last night. We did. We hogpacked it in here, man. It was great. It was a good old-fashioned whack-a-meamy hog-pack.

I got eight hours of sleep. Yep. It rocked. You got eight? Yeah, we went to bed at like two. I think we went to bed around three. Okay, well then I got seven and a half hours-ish of sleep. I would have gotten so much more if I was not brutally inconvenienced by the adjacent adjoining door being locked somehow.

I woke up to Becker. um shitting loudly loudly shitting sounding like he was whispering you're doing a good job you really got this big guy I think is what he said to his own I don't know what he was saying to

the bowl his butt it was loud it was loud and it was out of control due to the blackout curtainry and the fact that slug mar the human

ground cover I was taking me in the toilet yeah I was fucking rush on a map you know what based on how I had to get through the room. Space was taken up, Pat, all right?

Because I couldn't figure it out in the dark. I was afraid I was going to get stepped on. I was... I didn't know why you were yelling. I got scared. No one yelled. You were like, why is that fucking shit fucked? Did I say that?

Why's the shit fucked? Patrick, wake up right now. I didn't say that. I didn't say that to you, but I may have said... Why is the shit fucked? I may have... was the energy i don't know if you said that no you really didn't yell at all i didn't i was barely awake i didn't know what was going on look i woke up i was like fuck all right it's

three we went about at three it's somehow six o'clock it's still jet black i need to be becker's in there grunting out a whole bag i woke up i heard i heard becker grunting out a whole bag and i saw you you were like becker are you in the bathroom and i was like that's funny they both have to poop right now and then um you you're like why is this door shut and i was like because it stinks the door it stinks over there prevented me from quickly going to urinate in the adjoining toilet which would have been a clever solution to a lifelong problem which i'm 90% sure is where the stinks coming from it's the toilet it's sewage somehow i'm not sure where this thing's coming from.

I'm pretty sure it's the toilet. Nor am I concerned with it. I think it's from somewhere near the mattress. It's sewagey. It's not like a shit. It's not like a turd hiding somewhere. Patrick has been accused of hiding a turd in his pillowcase by Becker. No, I didn't think he did it.

I think somebody else might have shit. I would love to blame Pat for this. It wasn't him. It's not Pat. It doesn't smell like a shit somewhere. No, it's sewage. It's sewagey. Something's backed up.

I've been cursed by this. I've gotten to the point where I would love to go to the front desk and say, hey, I love being a Marriott Bonvoy Gold member. Not a big fan of the turd room. Anything we can do for a guy like me. Yeah. And then I move hotels.

Yeah. They move me into the four seasons. And we be a helicopter. I'll settle for an escalade limo. You guys stay here. You have your hog pack. You can invite all your friends over. after your big Jerry rider party, all right?

I got to cash in my get out of jail, free car. You really need to ride here with Jerry tonight. I'm telling you. You guys are both horny. Becker, you've been feeling it out at the merch table? Zero success. Nothing. I'm not trying to, A, miss my flight, and B, have a panic attack on the plane.

Why would you pan on the plane? Because I'd be hung over on insane drugs or something. Yeah, for sure, you would be. Because you'd be uncontrolled. at this place. I have no willpower. How many Mikhailib Ultras did you have last night? I want to say like eight. Eight. How many did you actually have? I know you want to say that. Are we talking 13? No. Are we talking to Baker's Does? Well, I had a tequila soda here before we left. In the room. In the, at the bar. Oh, yes. You were Barnabas. The lone soldier Barnabas. And I had a lot of

ultras. Yes. I blasted them. And that wasn't even the most egregious green room mistake. Young Spencer DeMolke He got a steak New York Strip Immediately too In the green room at that club ever Twelve minutes into the show as well Said how excited he was to finally be into this club

How this was nice Hey are you hungry Host we've never met Yeah I'll have a New York strip Oh will you psycho He's celebrating Are you ordering my dinner

Is that what you're doing right now He's been living at the old folks community too long Yeah, he's tired of mush. He's tired of the dysphasia diet that they serve. What? Dysfasia. Do you know about that? The word, I don't know what it is.

Dysphasia in the hot. Well, dysphasia is like a thing. I think it means you can't swallow or whatever. But they have like orders of dysphasia when it comes to food in the hospital. So it's like dysphasia one, dysphasia two, dysphasia three. And like three is like macaroni and cheese. Two is like oatmeal. And like one is like liquefied paste.

Mm-hmm. And Emily has often accused me when I make my bowl dinners, whatever my curries are with beans. Dysfasia. Like, oh, good. Dysphasia one tonight. Come on. Don't bring work home. She's like, it's all the same texture.

There's nothing different in here. I yell at her. How about some sesame seeds then, tuts? How about some pumpkin seeds? You're a different texture. I got something rock hard for you right here. Bring me the lasan Garfield's ready

I had this phasia number one today For lunch I was so upset by our lunch Our lunch was I warned Pat It was flavorless What do you warn him about That I was gonna be mad

Well that the reviews were literally all over the place Oh my God I couldn't tell if it didn't seem clear If it was shitty people Or if it was actually ify food It was across the street from the hotel so that was my deciding factor i knew that two i haven't had mexican food in a long time still haven't still haven't no i haven't because what did i have for the great price of

forty seven dollars counter service how much do you want to tip on the screen zero they brought us the food they brought us the food now would i have stood there and waited for the food and then brought it over myself yes did i have to Did I not have to I sound like a real prick about this But look Three burritos No two burritos and some wabo's rancheros

Some slop Should not be $47 Not at a order counter Your burrito Was a handheld breakfast varietal And it was 11 bucks There was no chili No chili

There was no sauce No nothing There was no melted cheese There was lettuce There was no tomato tomato or salad on top. On the side for no reason. There was no rice or no bean.

That would have been an appropriate side for a breakfast burrito. You got a basket of chip. A little tiny basket of chip. But $47. You had to squirt salsa on the chips like you're eating over the sink. And then I unwrapped a trick. Yeah. Because my burrito was triple wrapped.

And there was nothing concealed inside. It was so small. And the meager scraps of meat provides. With nothing for my hunger to hide I'm furious about what happened I feel like I've been SVUed Sam's gonna get hired by Disney You got SVUed by your burrito

My burrito got SVU Ice tea came out of your burrito I opened it up I scraped out its guts I turned it to food and it went to my butt What are you talking over me, Becker I'm singing this song Get your shit in though

You can't be doing wrong was worth it. What did you have, Becker? Let's run it back. No, I don't think I should do more of it. Let's hear it. You had? You just do an ice tea. I was doing ice tea talking about a burrito dittling you. Go ahead. Go ahead. I take it

all back. Let's hear what it was. After you. I was doing it while you sang as ice tea. Can I hear it please? The way you telling me that This burrito dittledith man. It's great stuff. I take it back.

Becca, I'll cut you some slack. That was beautiful. You know what else is harmonized? Yeah, I was about to say, we got a... Boy, howdy. If you love ads, this is the one for you. Okay, folks. Look, I'm not going to tell you, hey,

we don't do the best ad reads in the business but if you're a fan of the ads I've got good news Pat I'm just going to read a couple ads how's that sound okay now Pat you you live you want to tell what's your living situation

I forget I live with my mama in Greeley Colorado you live with your mom she doesn't have a voice box no she doesn't have a voice box Patrick come eat come eat dinner Patrick, I have provided dinner, aren't you?

But I need you to eat it. I made snickerdoodles. Eat it in your room, Pat, or the garage. Let me watch you eat it in bed. Patrick, we had a special toilet installed in the back just for you. Yum, eat out of the toilet and then shit in it. Well, if you like doing stuff like that at your mom's house, we love Factor. I made your factor Patrick Patrick your brick is ready

you can't say that what do you mean what your mom's no I meant your mom is serving you bricks because you're like a rock bider type not that factors I didn't want to say anything more I understand. No.

Factor is not a brick for dinner in the mail situation. No. Factor offers a wide selection of chef-prepped, dietician-approved meals, including premium seafood choices like salmon or shrimp and no extra cost. You know what they don't send you? What? Bricks to eat. I want to be clear about that.

You eat your brick, Patrick. Patrick. Eat your brick. Patrick, I gave birth to you. Be my brick baby forever. I don't want you to go swimming. I'm scared if you go swimming. You won't surface.

You ain't too many bricks. You are full of bricks. Hey, Becker, you eat these a lot. Factors? Yeah. Yeah, I love factor. Well, pretend you had to do this. We recently had the blank, and it was blank.

How would you fill in those words? The chicken and the chicken and cauliflower A lot of rice one's really good. Ooh. How was it? Was it blank or was it what? No, it's delicious. It's moist.

It comes out better than it should. Ooh. I can't believe that it works as well as it does. It's really good food. Look, Becker loves food. Patrick loves bricks. Bricks. Who are you going to listen to?

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We gave him a Ridge wallet But because it looked like his mom's cooking He ate it because he thought it was a brick Well my mom is a robot and she does feed me metal Patrick, it is your time to eat your metal meal. I am your mom. Do you want it from my tit or do you want to eat off the floor with the dogs? Mom, I don't want to eat screws and but not bolts. I am going to breastfeed you

screws. Please don't get out of my room. I am your room. No. And then your mom just like expands. She's a smart house. Yeah. Yeah, it's suffocating. Hey, what's the worst part about traveling? Pooping. All the pussy. I think it's the wait times Sometimes the people Maybe the rat king of cords Those days are over Thanks to Ridge

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I use my well here's what's funny is I didn't I didn't know that this was a ridge product yeah this power bank you thought it was something else I just knew that I had a new cool power bank and it was in my backpack and uh it's it's sick it really does work you plug it in overnight it charges your shit you're never you know look i know my least favorite part of going to the park

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See what's up for details, restrictions, and important safety information. Buddy. Oh, God. I'm so glad we're done. You know, it's nice to get through the work part of this.

And now we get back to the fun. That's right. We can tell them more about the gross things we said in the middle of the night. Oh, for sure. Like what? Well, I remember in the middle of the night

just the noises that were coming out of people. That's most of the gross things I said they were from my butt. There was a lot of grumbling, mumbling. I sometimes would think, hey, are they talking in reverse? Is this like a David Lynch thing? Yeah, that's what Becker's butt sounded like, and yours was like, hobo guba, gobble, guambo. guambo yeah yeah like an npc in a zelda game you just walk up to my butt and it's like guambo

guambo and you know what are you going to talk to a doctor about like that at all uh i think it's funny it hasn't really it doesn't hurt it doesn't hurt no do you think that like if you had like maybe if you weren't so dependent on toilet paper maybe if you were living kind of like a you know swap it up sometimes i wipe sometimes i splash maybe i'm always splashing and then dabbing wait are you transitioning into something right now what are you talking about i'm a man and that's my curse are you hitting us with another ad i would never read four ads in this fucking show that'd be crazy i respect these people way too much to try and earn you know a little bit of money for this thing that i do yeah i mean i we all know the patreon money goes straight to becker and then lund has been

donating his portion to the idf for months um he thinks the girls are hot and i get it they are yeah he's on those only fans if we know one thing about uh people it's that they're hot it's true all right and that's how i defused that bomb sometimes i feel like wiping is diffusing a bomb i mean you can't see it do you have like a mirrored toilet patrick are you live in some like fucking silver spoon situation where you're dumping into polished glass every day i put my phone in the bowl i put my fingers into my butt yes because i can't tell if it's clean yeah you got to dip them in like an oil slick yeah and it's like you know it would be even better is a precise stream of fresh water they remove 99% of bacteria that

would be so much better than putting your fingers in your butt to then come out and be like what is this yep is the is i've been around the corner is the factory still open yeah i'm gonna be honest with you sam it sounds like you're going into another ad pat i don't appreciate what you're accusing me of it just sounds like it all right sounds like you really want to talk about maybe a bidet or something that sounds cool to me sometimes we're just like telling people good life advice you know my favorite bidet is tushy though i'd say for sure i have a tushy i like it a lot yeah they're awesome they rock they're really easy to attach to your existing toilet i i feel confident in getting my butt eaten now it's clean all the time if you're really

Because you have the tushy wave. Yeah. Oh, I haven't heard of that one. Well, it's really hard to get started at the football game. Because everyone has to get on their hand while also pulling their pants down upside down. The mascot sprang of hose and getting everyone's ass. Everyone's getting cleaned out at the ballgame. And people...

People know, they're doing a handstand with their pants down, so their butts up in the air, you idiot. They're getting power host. No, well... But if people can't do the handstand, they're just getting sprayed in the face. Old people. Like a powerful...

Yeah. Yeah Dinger Dinger hosing down people's butts You don't need to go to the ball game If you get a tushy bidet in your house No Oh man

God it comes with a 30-day hassle free return I think I'm not sure in a 12 month 40 It's weird you know that It's weird Look my Look before my mom Died

She told me one thing What was that? I'm going to read it to you verbatim Okay Remember A-hole Is only a dirty word If You Wipe

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That's 10% off your first bidet order At hellotushy.com With promo code Chubby All right, that's four ads That's four Becker Someone's Poison in the water hole.

I'm cutting you off. You're not cutting me off. We're no more ads today. I want the 80 bucks. I know, but we can't do any more ads today. If you knew how much money I got for that, you'd be like,

God, why did he do that? You'd be like, why the fuck did he make it my problem? I'm out here driving the school bus. These kids are screaming. $20 for each of those. 80 bucks.

bucks. You're like weed money. Hell yeah. Not even. I smoked the finest reefer and I poked the finest beaver.

Where are we time wise? We're at a... How long was the ad read? Oh, it was long. Which one? We're at 54. Which one? That's.

You little slut. You little slut. Stop. We've got a. about six, seven minutes left. Really? Yep. Oh, man.

Here's my new hypothesis on college football coverage, by the way. Whenever they cut back from commercial, if you look at the shot, it is always in the center of the screen.

Is a babe typically with heavy hangers that she's bouncing around? Oh, yeah. She's usually jumping up and down, you know, tube tops. Sometimes she's starting to,

you know, the tushy wave. She's getting it going. Sometimes she's absolutely hammered. I wonder if a woman has ever done the upside down twerk and then accidentally diarrheaed on their own head. Oh, for sure.

Do you think that's happened? For sure. God, that sucks. That is a bummer. Oh, that's terrible. Yeah, like in your hair. It would be very funny. Who do you think has more or die-dye? Men or women? Men. I agree with you completely. Because a lot of men live their lives just thinking

you're going to have diarrhea all the time. Yeah. I think we eat more food. Yeah. And by the time you're like 20, And I've been drinking for a couple of years. You're like, yeah, you just don't have a solid turd until, I don't know, maybe ever again. It's rare as hell for me to have a solid turd. I have solid turds all the time now because of all the five I'm putting in. And also I think my liver is finally good after years and years of alcohol abuse.

Yeah. Because I think that like your liver is what regulates if you have die die on the rego. When I was doing my sandwich a day thing, I was taking solid poops. But that's the only good run in my life. Yeah, but they were just coming out too. tubular yeah yeah and i'm not talking in the ninja turtles i i usually have solid turds you yeah hmm i find that impossible that's the truth i feel like you would be kind of like remember the uh Pokemon muck yeah of course do you remember the little one grimer grimer i feel like muck sits

down and grimer comes out and that's what you're up oh like a totem pole yeah that's what i do that's where level five grimmers come from is your butt i get those sometimes level five grimers yeah i got a level he knows like a couple moves already yeah you're having like level 13 sometimes he already has psychic yeah he already has stomp he has fucking mud throw or whatever yeah it's not just like you know growl and kick yeah he had pound i believe pound he wouldn't have psychic you're telling me there's a new ghost of sashima for real yeah ghost of yotae And you get to be a Japanese woman? I think so.

And you, yeah, there's new moves and stuff. This sucks for me. Yeah, I can't fucking play that shit. This is really bad news. Or is it excellent news? Because I am home? Okay, here's where I'm at moving forward. Royal Oak, Detroit.

Yep. That's pretty sick. I'm home next weekend. I'm in D-town. Flying the flag at Royal Oak. You're going to come up for that, Becker? Every day. I'll be there Friday.

Saturday, Saturday shows, but I won't be there for the Thursday night shows. So I don't have to get on an airplane next weekend. Nope. And then I'm fucking going out to like Burlington, Vermont, which rules. Yeah, that's going to be a fun trip. That comedy club rules. It's 140 seats. It's like just a, it's a slapdack, whack attack.

And doing a weird show in the woods before that. And then I'm off for two weeks, dude. Yeah, we get Halloween and election week off. Yes. Hell yeah. I am home. I'm no longer. So Susanna told me recently

That now she's Beetlejuice And I'm the Winona writer character Which is awesome dude Because I was Do you a good Beetlejuice? It doesn't matter I was so nervous about having to carry the mantle of Beetlejuice That's so much pressure

All night your beetle juice People's oh Beetlejuice do the Beetlejuice Last year I was anonymous Because I was in that big wiggle bodied Oogie Boogie suit Will you speak a little beetle juice for us? I don't do Beetlejuice, but you did it. No, I have never.

Hey, oh, Michael Keaton. Yeah, I'm Beal Juice. Oh, what do you think about that? Hey, little sister. What do you want, bud? It's me. It's me. I'm Beetlejuice.

I'm back. And then it's what, Magoobies? Baltimore, which rules? Magooberts. Yeah, you guys have, well, no, I think. Is it Skittfest? I got to pull up my calendar. Yeah, I don't know.

But in Denver for Thanksgiving, that'll be great. And then I think, like, San Diego's later this year. Skank Fest is after our two weeks off. Okay, that's awesome. I'll be there. That's really, that's off. We come off the road and go right to Skank Fest? Yeah, dear. Oh my God.

Finally. Yeah, that rules. Then Magoobies. And I love Magoos. I haven't been back there. That guy gave me extra money when he didn't have to. That rules. Him and the Cleveland hilarities guys.

Great guys. I won't be at the Magubi show. No, you won't because. Tickets are bananas. Yes. Then the next week is Thanksgiving week. Yes. We got Sam on.

Friday and Saturday Comedy Works and then Lund and Wednesday Friday Saturday Oh nice and you guys have to sell those out Colorado listeners or else the podcast is canceled

forever and then I'm homeless yes and then Lund's headlining on Sunday the 30th and he's not allowed to advertise on this podcast so we're doing it for him

I will say it without him if you guys want to see an okay show go see Lund on Sunday if you want to see the mind melting chaos that is a live sam t experiment come to those denver shows lund will be there doing 25 minutes and hey i've known nathan for 15 years that's plenty of lund all right 25 of lund hey

i'll take it you know uh this is the worst ad read yet 25 of Lund, are you crazy? Who wants 20 minutes of Lund? How am I going to see? 15 minutes of Lund. And then Katerina is getting married the following weekend. So I'll be down there making eye contact. And then San Diego, Portland, Maine, Cincinnati.

I mean, come on, guys. Go see a show. Becker, tell them where they can find you. I'm on Instagram at Becker. I was kidding. You can message me about having cool weed in places for maybe me or Sam. Oh, yeah. And I can't underline this enough.

Please everyone go listen to Nathan Lund on The Fish Bowl. All right. Yeah. The Fish Bowls live. Get in there. Swim around, guys. Chum up the Fish Bowl waters. Because I've been tagged in about eight promotions on a podcast that I was not on.

and then in my message requests, it's from the fishbowl, but I can't see what they look like because I don't follow the fish bowl. So, hey, everyone, be very supportive of whatever that fishbowl episode was like, if anyone could make a AI, like synopsis of it, because that motherfucker's using AI to combine my face with his to be on the flyer for the podcast I wasn't on, but at least I look like Newman. That's very good. Pretty insane stuff.

AI has not won. I do not look like Newman. I do not have new mania. A little bit. I do not. I look like Vincent Dinoffrio right before he swallows his gun. You look like a stack of agos.

I have a big round head. I look like private pile. and you have piles Patrick and what's that like walking around it's from the bricks it's from the bricks that you turn into grimers yeah you grime out your brick I make concrete

dude have you seen these people pour concrete and it looks like what comes out of your butt yeah it makes me have to poop it sucks so bad that your room reeks it does because I'm paying for it in there and that's why I kind of want you to go and be like hey my room reeks but the issue is is that no one would believe

it wasn't your fault i know it's a lose lose and then i would walk up that mattress back before you go tell them it's a it's a it's a did you have a slice of pizza situation i would go pack my shit up and move the mattress if i was going to do that yeah and you don't want to do that no because you're going to write it out in here yeah after you go to this big jerry rider party you're going to come back collapse on that mattress that way me and becker can monitor your situation i'm not going by myself i know becker's going he's horny we all have to go and stay up all night, get laid in the woods. I'm not.

Sam, you're watching? I'm not watching unless you take your Hymns Ed medicine. I'll take Hymns. Hymns Ed. It'll have a shine to it so you can see it in the dark. Oh, God, that would hate that. Cobost Patrick Podcast, Patrick.Piss on Instagram. New Wide World's coming, I promise.

It's coming. Yeah, I've heard that before. But promises are worthless. Are meant to be broken. Yes. Pat is currently going through a penile transplant surgery. I'm sick of this gray one. I'm ready for a new one.

I don't think you had to go complete rainbow. I thought you should have gone. I wanted to support the cause. No, you should have gone that black that's so black that it reflects light. I'm not doing that. People can't see it, so it looks like it's clear. I wanted a gay cock. No, you should have gone Hollow Man.

Obsidian. Obsidian would be cool. Onix, maybe. Yeah, there was a lot of options. I didn't want to throw a lot of money into it. Excuse me, can I put my pewter in your pooter? Please. Ma'am, I would like to put my pewter in your pooter.

Now please turn on your computer and respond to my e-le-muter. What? Thank you, bye. Goodbye. Oh, okay. Goodbye.