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Episode Date: December 26, 2023

Benigna Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman audiobook. Genre: comedy In Benigna Machiavelli, Charlotte Perkins Gilman turns a provocative name into a sharp, witty study of power, principle, and the quiet strategies women are forced to master. Benigna is a young woman who refuses to accept the smallness of the role assigned to her. Bright, observant, and disarmingly polite, she studies the rules that govern family life, romance, and social reputation, then begins to use those rules with deliberate skill. Where others rely on blunt authority or sentimental appeals, Benigna chooses patience, planning, and a clear-eyed understanding of what people want and fear. Her methods unsettle those around her, especially when her private calculations start producing very public results. As she navigates courtship, household expectations, and the moral pressure to be self-sacrificing, Benigna faces a central question: can manipulation ever be ethical if it is used to protect the vulnerable and expose hypocrisy? By blending social satire with psychological insight, Gilman delivers a brisk, thought-provoking tale about agency, gender, and the price of playing the game well. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:29:38) Chapter 02 (01:00:18) Chapter 03 (01:27:41) Chapter 04 (01:58:49) Chapter 05 (02:26:31) Chapter 06 (03:00:19) Chapter 07 (03:29:50) Chapter 08 (03:58:23) Chapter 09 (04:26:29) Chapter 10 (04:55:22) Chapter 11 (05:24:28) Chapter 12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

benignia machiavelli by charlotte perkins gilman chapter one when i was a very young girl i heard a new year's prayer given by our minister the reverend william v cutter a liberal and a learned man with a great command of language He was sort of intoning, as people do in prayer. And, by the way, how do Christian ministers reconcile it with their consciences to pray so when the Bible distinctly forbids us to make long prayers in public? But they do make them, and this one went droning along with thou knowest this and thou knowest that to fill in. It used to puzzle me a good deal, these thou knowists, for I was always taught it was vulgar to say you know all the time in conversation, and I couldn't see why it was any better in

King James's English than Queen Victoria's. "'Thou knowest, O Lord,' he went on in a sort of chant, "'how many good resolutions we made a year ago today, and how we have broken them all, how many noble determinations we recorded, and how utterly we have failed to keep them.' It was all I could do to sit still in the pew. I wanted to get up and tell that worthy man, that there was one person, at least in his church, who had made good resolutions a year ago that day, and kept them, every one. There weren't but three. The year before, there were only two, and the year before that, only one. That's the way to keep good resolutions, be economical with them.

People don't seem to use any judgment about their resolutions. They aspire by jerks to all sorts of perfection. Make a jump for it, miss it, and then complain of the futility of human effort. Just look at the personal revelation books. Those people who wail to us from Paris in St. Petersburg and Butte, Montana, always fussing and lamenting and blaming providence or fate or something. The utmost of their effort seems to be to arouse the sympathy of a listening world in their melancholy failures. I should think they would be ashamed. Why don't they do think? things. Look at Jean Valjean. When he was a convict, a poor, crushed, helpless prisoner, he set to work and learned wonderful gymnastic tricks, how to crawl up in the corner of a room

by pushing against the wall and things like that. There is always something you can do if you are any good. I learned a lot when I was a child from novels and stories. Even fairy stories have some point to them, the good ones. The thing that impressed me most forcibly was this. that the villains always went to work with their brains and accomplished something. To be sure, they were foiled in the end, but that was by some special interposition of providence, not by any equal exertion of intellect on the part of the good people. The heroes and heroines and middle ones were mostly very stupid.

If bad things happened, they practiced patience, endurance, resignation, and similar virtues. If good things happened, they practiced modesty and magnanimity, and virtues like that, but it never seemed to occur to any of them to make things move their way. Whatever the villains planned for them to do, they did like sheep. The same old combinations of circumstances would be worked off on them in book after book, and they always tumbled. It used to worry me as a discord worries a musician. Hadn't they ever read anything? Couldn't they learn anything from what they read, ever? It appeared not. And it seemed to me, even as a very little child, that what we wanted was good people with brains,

not just negative, passive good people, but positive active ones, who gave their minds to it. A good villain, that's what we need, said I to myself. Why don't they write about them? Aren't there any? I never found any in all my beloved storybooks, or in real life, and gradually I made up my mind to be one. My sister Peggy was older than I, over a year. She was a dear good child and people liked her. They liked her before they liked me, because she was so pretty. And I saw that because so many people liked Peggy, they did nice things for her, so I made up my mind to be liked too. I couldn't be as pretty,

but then people like other things. It wasn't hard to find out how to please them. At first, I got into trouble more than Peggy did from being more enterprising, and I got her in too, sometimes. But I never got into the same trouble twice. You can learn things even from being naughty. Indeed, I found that you learn, by being naughty, the things you have to practice to be good. You learn what not to do, and how not to. Mother used to make the loveliest ginger snaps and keep them in a tight tin box in the sideboard, and we were forbidden to touch them, of course. But when I got them out, Peggy would eat some naturally.

One day, Mother caught us, very crummy and sticky-fingered, and smelling of ginger and molasses. What have my little girls been doing? asked Mother. We protested that we'd been doing nothing. Then Mother led us to a mirror and pointed out, our crummy, sticky little mouths and hands. Peggy, being six, was wise enough not to attempt concealment. We've been eating, ginger snaps,

she owned. That is a good little girl to confess it, said mother. And then Peggy, encouraged, added, and I wouldn't have done it, Mama, truly, but Ben took him out and gave me some. Oh, but that is naughty to tell tales of little sister. Mama must punish you both. We were promptly put to bed to meditate on our sins, and I meditated to some purpose. Crumbs was one subject of my study. When you eat anything that you shouldn't, you should always be sure to wash your face and hands. Confess was another. I thought about this most earnestly. Mama, I asked when she was kissing us goodnight, what is confess? And she took advantage of the occasion to explain the nature and virtue of confession at some length. Is it confession if I tell you?

I, oh, Mama, I broke a kitty yesterday. Tept on it and broke it, I cried, eager to partake of the new virtue. But Mother was suspicious, as we hadn't any kitty at the time, and explained to me the evil nature of lying, as well as the value of confession and repentance. Then I made a plan. A few days after, Mother being in the kitchen, I again helped myself to ginger snaps, and even induced Peggy to partake, explaining to her that we could wash our faces and hands, and nobody would ever know. This we did, and went unsuspected, but later on I, I, confessed with great freedom and fervor, but carefully said nothing at all about Peggy's part of the misdemeanor. Under questioning, that damsel was made to admit her share in the offense, and this time

I had great credit, both for confessing and for not telling tales. Indeed, Peggy got all the punishment for once, her mother said she was older than I and more to blame. She was older over a year, but that didn't count much even then, to my active mind. Mother put the ginger snaps on the top shelf of the closet, but I didn't care. I had learned a lot from those sweetmeats. The most awful thing in my world at that time was the behavior of father, especially to mother. Of course, I didn't know then what it was all about, but I could hear how he talked and scolded till mother would break down and cry, and then he would be severe with us, too. One of the strongest impressions of all my very early childhood is that of being waked out of my first sleep one night by one of these quarrels. I sat up, big-eyed and frightened in my crib.

It was like an awful dream. Father came home just drunk enough to be ugly. Of course, I didn't know that then, and he was saying fierce, loud things to mother, and mother was crying. Answer me that woman, he was shouting at her when I woke up. Answer me that. Are you dumb or foolish or both? She was crying so she couldn't answer, and he grabbed her by the arm and she cried out. And I was so scared I fell out of bed. I was too frightened to cry, and they were both frightened because I lay so still. And mother ran and father ran, and they picked me up and felt of my arms and collarbones, and put Arnica on my forehead and comforted me when I did cry at last, and I went to sleep holding a hand of each and father humming the land of the leal. Afterward, I thought and thought about it, marvelling at

a sudden stop to that quarrel. And next time I saw father being disagreeable to mother, I created a diversion by tipping over a small work table. But to my surprise, father spanked me, and even mother was cross, and I was sent to bed prematurely. I could hear them still, quarreling while mother picked up the spools and things. He told her she didn't know how to bring up children. I remember that because I resented it so even then. So I meditated on the success of falling out of bed that time and the failure of tipping over the work basket. It isn't the noise, I said to myself. It was being scared. They thought I was hurt, dead maybe. That's it. And the next time they had a real quarrel, I fell downstairs, just as bumpy as I could.

and crying awfully. That worked all right. They ran and picked me up and got the Arnica. But father was still cross. He went away and slammed the door pretty soon. And I think Mother must have had her suspicions, for I didn't hear any more real quarrels for some years. If any seemed impending, Peggy and I were sent off in charge of Allison McNabb, and all doors shut. Allison would tell us stories till bedtime, always about Scotland. You see, my great, grandfather was Scotch, Andrew McAvelli was his name, and father was named after him. Mother was a Quaker from Pennsylvania, Benignia Chesterton, and I was named after her. But Grandpa McAvelli's wife was an Italian woman. This is the most important part of it,

a splendid, big, handsome Italian woman, and a lineal descendant of the famous Machiavelli family. That's where I come in. I'm a Machiavelli and proud of it. The Scotch name I have to wear outside like a sort of raincoat, but my real name I always feel is Machiavelli, Benignia Machiavelli. I mean never to marry and change it. Grandpa had a theory, father told me, that his family, the McAvelli's were the progenitors of the Italian Machiavelli's, and he'd quote a lot of medieval history to prove it. He was a very learned man, but Grandma never would agree to it. You couldn't shake Grandpa in an opinion, though. He was Scotcher than Scotch and argumentative. You ought to have heard my father tell of the arguments they had and how

obstinate Grandpa was. I used to think it took too to be as obstinate as all that, but I didn't say so to father. You see, Grandpa was one of those long-nosed, long upper-lipped, long-foreheaded Scotchman, learned, conceited, pragmatical, and pig-headed to the last degree. I've seen his picture, and I know because I've heard Father talk so much about him when Peggy and I were little, and Father was sometimes sober and good-natured. Father thought the world of Scotland. To hear him talk, you'd think it was the finest country on earth,

at Endborough the finest city, and he'd tell about Princess Street and the castle till I could fairly see the Green Gulf with the hidden railroad, the steep Aldeoon, and Arthur's seat, and even wholly rude. He told us about Grandma, too, a tall statuesque creature, dumbly rebellious, hating Scotland, always intriguing to get back to Italy. But Grandpa wouldn't go. Finally, she ran away. He didn't say a word or stir a foot, didn't mention it, just sat down and went on without her, as if she'd never been there. Also, he grew so cruelly

disagreeable, father said, that he ran away too, to America, and when the old man died, he left nothing but an unsaleable little rocky place. too sterile for anything but a sheep run, too small for a hunting box. Old Huey McNabb, Allison's father, lived on it somehow, and sent over about five pounds a year. You should have heard father boast of the income from his estate in Scotland. All he really inherited was his mother's good looks and a taste for scheming and his father's unlimited capacity for argument, in Uzcabaw. He didn't drink so much as to be an offence in public.

public, but he drank a little all the time and was a continual offense in private. I was about ten when I found out what was the matter with him. Yes, I was ten the June before, and this was in the winter sometime, because the cars were heated. I remember how hot the seat was under me, and my feet seemed too big for my rubbers. The cars were full. It was a rainy night, and I was squeezed up against mother, and a man was squeezed up against me. He was pretty red in face and was disputing incessantly, first with one passenger and then another. Mama, I whispered, is it polite to talk loud in the car? Shh, said she, looking frightened.

No, dear, it isn't, but keep still, don't notice him. I couldn't help noticing, however, he made so much disturbance, and he smelled so, too. Presently, he began to harangue a stern-looking woman with a short skirt and a man's soft hat, and she promptly replied, Better be quiet, my man, else we shall think you're drunk. He was still for a minute, looking rather redder,

and then said, Why did you think I'm drunk, madam? Because I can smell the whiskey on your breath, she answered, quite confidentially, and because you talk too much. Just keep still, and the others may not notice it. He kept still, and so did I, but I was thinking hard.

I knew the smell. I had often noticed it when I kissed father, and I knew the color, and I knew the talk, but I had never known what it came from before. Whiskey I had read about in Sunday school books, and drunkenness and lovely little girls who had reformed their fathers, and a glorious ambition surged through me. I felt quite proud to have a drunken father, like those heroines of fiction, and determined then and there to reform him. But on consulting the books, I found that the literary verse.

variety of intoxicated parents, either became violent and beat their families, in which case the angelic daughter took the blow and died like little Eva, or he lay breathing stertoriously on railroad tracks, and the angel daughter flagged the train with a flannel petticoat, and again died gloriously, the agonized and repentant parent signing the pledge on the spot. I could smell my father's breath most any evening, and I watched eagerly for a chance to save Mother from his violence. But there wasn't anything dramatic about Father's drinking. He didn't focus. All he did was talk and talk and talk, argue and dispute, and wear Mother out. Finally, I thought it looked bad enough to give me a chance. Mother was quite broken down and ready to cry. Father was getting closer and closer and talking

louder and louder. They didn't either of them know I was in the room. But I was sitting in the bay window, reading as long as it was light, and then thinking, and they didn't see me at all when the lights were lit. I was behind the curtain. So I mustered all my courage and rushed forward. It said in the stories usually, she threw herself between them. I never quite mastered the mechanics of this throwing oneself, but I just ran between them and put my arms round mother's neck and said, Talk to me, father, not to my mother. Well, he did.

He talked to me for what seemed hours and hours. I cried enough for twenty, but it didn't seem to help mother a bit. She cried, too. You conceited little ass, said father, you precocious little monster, with your brains all addled with preposterous storybooks. Why should I not talk to your mother, Miss Interference? Answer me that.

It wasn't any use to answer or to explain. Father went right on. I don't remember that he had ever really turned that caustic tongue of his and those interminable arguments on me before, and one thing I determined as I stood scorching there, and that was that he never should again. Mother told me afterward how wrong and foolish it was for me to criticize a parent, but she needn't have. I had learned my lesson. It took me several months to win back father's favor. He used to do. tease me cruelly about my rescue work, but I took it all as medicine, and though the course was severe it was useful. I made it useful. You see, I had read about that Spartan boy, with the fox

gnawing his vitals, and envied him his grit, even while I disbelieved the story. Also the Spartan spear story, training the boys to use extra big ones so that the real spear to the man's hand should seem as a feather. And the savages, too, with their awful ordeals, the things they used to do to the boys when they were admitted among the men. The ordeal theory always appealed to me very strongly, and while I had no fox to gnaw my vitals, I used to practice with mosquitoes. I'd keep perfectly still and let them suck and sting and swell up with my blood visibly. They were easier to kill afterward, too. Once I let a bee sting me, but that was worse. It hurts, so I plastered mud on it pretty quick.

And when Mother put our winter flannels on us too soon, which she always did, I used to play it was a hair shirt. So when Father was horrid to me, I would say to myself, this is an ordeal. And I'd stand it. I had to stand it, you see, anyway, but by taking it as an ordeal it became glorious, and not only glorious, but useful. I was astonished to find, from those mosquitoes and things, that a pain isn't such an awful thing if you just take it as if you wanted it. And when father rebuked me and was so sarcastic and tedious, even while it really hurt, and the tears ran down my cheeks, I would be thinking inside, how foolish it is to keep on talking after you've really made your point. If you have an act of mind, a real act of mind that

likes to work, there is profitable experience in most everything. School was in some ways a better place to learn things than at home. I don't mean the study in the school books. A little of that goes a long way, but the things you can learn about people and how to manage them. At first, school seems very impressive, so big and busy, so many children, so many rules. But you get used to it. I remember once when I was about eight, sitting there with my lesson all learned and thinking. It was a reading lesson, and I never did see the sense in those. Why, if you could read, you could read, and that was all there was to it. I always read the reader through, as soon as I got it, and twasn't half so nice as a real book anyway.

The others were studying their lessons, however, and the big room was very still, all but the dull buzz children make when they are studying. I sat there and wondered why we had to maintain that oppressive silence. Suppose we talked out loud, I thought. What would happen? Suppose I did. I'm going to, just to see. Then I cast about in my infant mind for the shortest word I knew, and all at once across the dull murmur of the quiet schoolroom rose a clear young voice saying, It! The teacher was much astonished, for I was usually a model pupil.

Who said that word? she demanded. I did, said I. She called me up to the desk and put her arm round me. Why did you do that? she asked. I wanted to see what would happen, I answered. And I found out. Nothing happened. She gave me a mild reprimand, told me not to do it again, which was needless. I wasn't going to.

I'd found out what I wanted to know. It is easy to please a teacher, and you don't have to be very smart either. You only have to be good, that is, keep the rules. If you want to do something extra and have a real good record behind you, you can mostly do that too.

Then if you keep watch, you can find out something teacher specially likes, and perhaps you can get it for her. Most of the scholars brought teacher flowers, all kinds of flowers. I noticed that she always kept the roses most carefully, and if there were pinks, she wore them. So I persuaded father to put in some pinks for me next year in my little bed down at the end of the garden, and I used to take one to teacher every morning while they bloomed.

teachers are easy and there's only one of them. The children, they are harder. But I kept my eyes open. I noticed who were the favorites and why. Who were the ones they didn't like and why? And of those whys, which of the good ones I could adopt and which of the bad ones avoid. As to studying, if you knew your lessons pretty well, that pleases teacher. If you know them too well, then the children don't like it. The girl they disliked most was at the very head. Teacher didn't like her either. I could see that, for all she got the best marks. But if you know your lessons well enough to be able to help the other some, well enough to keep up, but not well enough to get too far ahead, that pleases everybody. It's easier too and more amusing. I was quick enough at lessons, but I found time to sharpen pencils for ever so many girls

and to do lots of things beside. With the children, just playing, I found that the thing they liked best of all was somebody who said, let's do this, and let's play that. So I used to think up things to do and learn games on purpose, and make them up. One year, I was about 11 then,

we had a real nice teacher, but I think she was poor. She had a pretty little watch, only silver, but real pretty, and Miss Lucy Harrison knocked it off the death. one day. She was always clumsy. And then she turned round and stepped on it, backward, off the platform, with her heel, and broke it all to smash. Miss Arthur turned as white, and her eyes filled with tears, but she comforted Lucy, who was bawling, said it was only an accident,

didn't blame her a mite. I made up my mind that Miss Arthur should have another watch. I didn't know how to do it, but I was bound I would for Christmas. So I asked to see the pieces and was ever so sorry about it, asked her if it couldn't be mended. She said no, but that she would get another someday. I noticed that the one she got was what the boys have, a tin watch, and she had to set it by the clock every day most. The one that broke was marked Longines. I went to the best jeweller's store and asked how much a watch like that would be. I picked out one like it, but prettier, and the man said ten dollars. That seemed impossible at first.

But there were 50 children in our room and two months to Christmas. I did it on my slate, 50 children into $10, in long division, and it was 20 cents apiece. I didn't think they could bring 20 cents a piece, even if they wanted to, but there were two months yet. First, I formed a society, a secret society, to get teacher a Christmas present. I got Lucy elected president and myself treasurer. Lucy was so sorry about the watch she contributed a quarter herself. We were all to bring five cents apiece to each meeting till we had money enough. The meetings were every Friday before school in the yard.

But a month went by and I hadn't but seven dollars, and they seemed to have lost interest. Then I got up a show in our yard, a dramatic entertainment, which was to be five cents admission. Peggy and I used to perform We were two sisters of one race. We loved it. She was the fairest in the face, that was Peggy. They were together and she fell. Peggy used to fall beautifully,

just as flat and not hurt herself either. I used to wonder why he didn't hold her up, they being together. Therefore, revenge became me well, I did the revenging. That was a great performance, really. Peggy was the Earl, too, coming to my banquet, and the mother was just a bolster, dressed up, and a coiff on, sort of bowed over, as was natural with a dead son in a sheet, dragged in and laid at her feet

like that. And we did the outlandish night, too. I was the night, and Peggy, being bigger, could catch me round the middle so small and tumble me into the stream with great effect. I knew Father wouldn't like this, but it seemed to me a case of justifiable, well, I don't know what to call it. It wasn't disobedience. Neither father nor mother had ever forbidden my giving a dramatic entertainment, but it had to be planned very carefully. I wrote out quite a lot of cards announcing it and gave them to the children in the different rooms that morning. Then I asked Dr. Branson and Mr. Cutter and my Sunday school. teacher. Their five cents were as good as anybody's. They came, too, and put in whole quarters.

They said it was well worth it. I took a day when father wouldn't be home till late. He had to go out of town somewhere. Peggy and I didn't need to rehearse much. Mother was persuadable. I asked her if I might have some children to come and play with us that afternoon, and she was willing. She knew we didn't often have a chance of that sort. She had to go downtown, she but we could play in the garden. Of course, Allison was astonished to see so many, but I took her into my confidence to some extent, and she was much interested. They came, and they came, and they came, and sat in rows on the grass. Peggy was scared, but I wasn't a bit. I had it all fixed up with Lucy Harrison, she being so big in the president.

As soon as there was enough money, she was to go down the street and get that watch. It was all picked out at the jewelers and to keep it till Christmas. Lucy could keep a secret if she was clumsy. The others of our society didn't know yet what the present was going to be, so they couldn't tell. Well, the performance was grand, and so many came that we had 1275 in all. Before Mother got back, Lucy had gone for the watch, and she got a pretty little hook pin for it too, and religiously kept it till Christmas. Teacher was so pleased when Lucy gave it to the watch. Teacher was so pleased when Lucy gave it to her. From her loving pupils, Minnie Arnold made a nice little speech. Minnie was the best orator we had. And Lucy presented the watch because she had broken the other. I just sat in my seat and

smiled. Father was awfully angry with me, but it was too late. He couldn't do anything to Lucy Harrison, you see, and the thing was done. He punished me, of course. I had expected that. That was an ordeal. But I think he could have hung me up by the thumbs without my being sorry. I felt so fine to think of teachers really having that watch, a ten-dollar watch and a nice pin, out of nothing at all. She praised Minnie and thanked Lucy and thanked all her dear children, and I just grinned to myself for days I was so pleased, and I felt proud too and longed for new worlds to conquer.

End of Chapter 1. Chapter 2 of Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. This Librovox recording is in the public domain. Read by Winifred Asman. Chapter 2 It was a world that I set my heart on next, a real world, a big globe for the schoolroom. Mr. Cutter had a globe in his study, so big, I couldn't touch hands around it. The first time I saw it, I was so pleased.

It made the maps seem connected. and sensible somehow. I could see how big Asiatic Russia was, and how little England was, and how Alaska leaned over to Japan, and all sorts of things that never looked that way in the geography, especially how things came together at the poles, like the knitting at the top of a mitten, and it would whirl around. It seemed to me we ought to have one in school. I asked teacher about it, and she said she'd love to have one, but they were not provided by the board. I asked if the board provided the geographies, and she said, yes, they decided what we must have and the parents bought them. Did they provide the pictures on the walls?

No, the art in school's society did that. They gave them to us. I used to wish that there were some children in that society. Now our minister thought well of me, and so did the Sunday school teachers. I used to go to Sunday school always, and was great friends with the teacher of our class. She liked me most, I think, on account of the paralyzed washerwoman. You see, Jenny Gale next door, told me their washerwoman was paralyzed and couldn't come anymore, but she had a little grandson who brought the washing and took it. She was only half paralyzed, Jenny said, and could do about half as much washing as she could

before, but she had to do it at home. I was tremendously interested and persuaded Jenny to take me and go with the grandson, he was a solemn little darky, and see this mysterious half-disease. It made me think of that prince with the black marble legs, she being black at all. While there was the poor old woman, able to hobble about and use one arm all right, and the other a little, it was an up-and-down half, I found, and she had nothing to live on but her work, she and the grandson. They lived in a little Garrett sort of place, and it was $4 a month.

Now our Sunday school class was pretty big, There were always over ten there, and we used to bring nickels and dimes every Sunday for missions. I had asked about those missions, and found it was mostly poor people, but the children didn't care particularly about them. They did not know them personally, you see. I told our teacher Miss Ayers about this paralyzed washerwoman, persuaded her to go and see her, and I said, oh, please, couldn't we give her our money every week? So then Miss Ayers suggested that perhaps our class could make a special mission of her rent. She was greatly pleased and interested.

She took the whole class to see the old woman, and after that they used to bring dimes every Sunday, and what there was over the rent, we spent on Christmas presents for the grandson. Anyway, I was great friends with the minister, and when I asked him if it would disturb him, if I came in sometimes and did my geography by his globe, he let me do it. So I got my nose in. That idea came from the camel book. Peggy and I had a picture book about a peasant in a hut and an encroaching camel that asked to warm his nose and then poked his head in and gradually got inside and lay down by the fire and took up all the room and the peasant couldn't get him out. The trouble with that story to my mind was that camels live in countries that are warm, too warm.

Whoever heard of a camel wanting to lie by a fire? And the peasants in camel countries don't have huts. They have tents. However, lots of stories were queer. One had to take them, as one found them. And I got the idea out of this one all right. I used to be so quiet, just sitting there by the globe, never making any trouble,

and he didn't notice that I came oftener and oftener. Then I asked if I might bring one of my schoolmates, promising to make no noise or disturbance. She's very slow at geography, I told Mr. Cutter, and the globe makes it so much clearer. Why don't they have one at the school, he asked, laying down his pen and looking interested? I don't know, said I. I wish they would. May I bring Carrie? We'll be just as still. It's not every day, you know. He led us. It was only in the afternoon. So the camel got his head in. Well, Mr. Cutter, poor man, soon found a flourishing geography class, trailing into his study, Mondays,

Wednesdays, and Fridays, a whole camel. I picked out girls, though, that were in his church, and very polite and still, and I wasn't much surprised when it came Christmas to have teacher announced that good Mr. Cutter had presented our room with this beautiful globe. It was a great comfort to the whole room, and other rooms used to borrow it, and by and by there were more of them. Perhaps it was a comfort to Mr. Cutter, too. In my own mind, I used to call that globe my camel. School things and church things, that is, Sunday school ones, were not very difficult. Some way, where there are numbers of people together just for one purpose, sort of classified,

it does not seem so hard to manage them. I put that down in my diary when I was about 12. I took more interest in my diary when I was young than I do now. Of course I know older people would laugh at that the way they do, and ask what I called myself now. And I know that chronologically, that's old enough, I hope, I'm what they call only a girl. But if thinking makes people grown up, why, I was older when I was 15 than they are at 50? Why, already, looking over these childish diaries and beginning to write out the earlier part of my life, so as to have the decks cleared for action, all the big crowding action that I can feel coming so fast,

I feel not only old, but sort of immortal, as if life ran by faster and faster, and I just stood watching and sticking my finger in now and then. It is such fun. Well, as I was saying, some things you can do easily, others are harder. Some you can't seem to do at all. I found my hardest things at home. That is, there was one hard thing, big and troublesome. I couldn't seem to manage it at all. I mean father. Peggy was all right. She was pretty and good and so obliging that she did not have to be managed. She was a great comfort to mother at home, and I think father liked you the best on account of her being so pretty. Or he would have if I hadn't taken extra pains. I began to to study Peggy very early, for she was always there. Father was away daytimes mostly, and even mother was out sometimes, and downstairs, in the evening, but Peggy was always with me, night and day. Naturally, she was asleep nights, but so was I. So long as I was awake, there was Peggy. I was even in her room at school, for we were pretty nearly of an age, you see, and she was always willing to help me with my

lessons. So I gave my mind to the subject of Peggy from the first. Why was she prettier than I was? That I used to wonder when I wasn't five. But I admired her prettiness with all my heart, and loved her dearly. She was sweet-tempered and docile and popular, not like other pretty sisters I read about in storybooks, and we grew up very close together. But as I got older, and I did get older far faster than she did, my respect for her as a little bit of her as a little bit of older sister began to dwindle, and instead of looking up to her for her age and her good looks, I began to look down on her a little, because she wasn't as strong as I was intellectually. And then I got over that, and began to see that for patience and sweetness and being a darling,

she was far superior to me. How one does change as one grows older. But I was stronger, really, so I secretly called myself big sister, and learned to take care of of Peggy in lots of ways. She loved, bless her dear heart, to help little sister, as she had been told to from our babyhood, and she took great pains to have me keep up with her in school. She never noticed when I caught up with her, nor when helping me, became the easiest way to learn her own lessons. As to getting ahead of her, I never did. That would have been a poor return for all her patience and kindness. It's wonderful how much you learn by teaching people. that i soon found out we kept together year by year and people praised her for helping me along far more than they did me for keeping up that was lovely i just danced inside for i loved to have them praise peggy and above all things i wanted to be smart without being thought so

when i was very little i took advantage of her sometimes like that about the ginger snaps but not afterward as a matter of fact when she did once in a while get a while get her sometimes like that about the ginger snaps but not afterward as a matter of fact when she did once in a while get into trouble, I could help her out and did gladly. She was nicer than any other girl's sister I knew. Then there was Mother, dear blessed Mother. She was just all goodness. Such an unselfish, sweet person I never saw, nor one so anxious to do what was right at any cost. Even Father admitted that when he had to. But Mother, for all her goodness, was just like the good people in the storybooks. She hadn't enough sense. It did seem sometimes as if she hadn't what Allison called common wit, at least about father. With us children, she was wonderful, a real educator, but with him it seemed as if her duty

and unselfishness absolutely blinded her. And I suppose, much as I love Mother, I have to admit, if this is going to be what they used to call a voracious chronicle, that even goodness, without sense, is sometimes wearying. We young ones, sitting at the table, told severely by Father that we should be seen and not heard, kept quiet enough and saw as well as being seen. We saw a lot, even Peggy. Little pictures have long years, Father used to tell us too, and children pick up words as pigeons peas and utter them again as God shall please. I know that I picked up ever so many and haven't uttered them yet. Anyway, we had to see and hear all dear mother's patient, futile efforts to keep that father of ours good-natured. I suppose nobody really could have done it. But as early as eight or nine years old,

I used to think of things to say, and to not say, that I really do feel would have been wiser. Of course, father was aggravating, but then he was a fixed fact. He had been a fixed fact to her ever since she married him. Surely what I, as a child, could learn in five, or six years, at least two of which didn't count for much, she, being a grown-up, ought to have learned sooner. I used to sit there, looking like a young owl, father often said, listening to him and mother and thinking hard. I learned very young indeed that thinking was quite a different process from speaking. As a mere baby, I would naturally say what I thought, but I soon found it was safer not to. If you say a thing, it is done somehow, and nothing more happens.

I mean, even when you are not laughed at or praised or punished, it's just said, and that's all. But if you think it, and bite hard, don't say a single word of it, it kind of pushes. The people in the stories, the sort of people I admired, used to think a lot and never say anything until the time was ripe. Why is it that people seem to imagine a child cannot think? It can. I was only about eight when I discovered what a wonder world was open to one's mind. Nothing to do but walk in. Father always insisted on our going to bed at the stroke of the

clock, a very early stroke too. If there was time after supper, and if he was in a sufficiently good humor, he would read to us. He dearly loved to read aloud. That was about the pleasantest thing we have to remember about Father, reading aloud in the evening, that is, when the things were interesting. Scott was interesting. Scott's poems he read to us in Scott's novels and old Scotch ballads. They were among the very earliest things. But you take a child with an act of mind, or any mind at all, for that matter, stir it up with literature and then clap it into bed. Why, that child does not always go to sleep. I know I didn't, nor even Peggy at first. I'd lie there and make up stories and lovely things that might happen as long as she would listen, and then when she was really

sound asleep, I'd go on and think them to myself. If I had my wishes, that was the usual beginning, whether it was a fairy godmother, or a magic ring, any sort of a starter, and then the world was open. That old story of the man and his wife, who had three wishes and wasted them all on a pudding, how I did despise that story. The poor, short-sighted idiots. I used to begin by wishing that all my wishes might be wise and right and bring only happiness. Then I was safe, and could go ahead without feeling anxious about consequences. At first this was so pleasant that I felt sure it must be wrong. That is one of the things that child's mind is deeply impressed with, if it is brought up as we were, that nice things

are pretty sure to be wrong. Father was awfully strict and purest. Britannical. When he read Burns to us, we didn't like Burns half so well as Scott, but Father praised him to the skies always. That about the uncool good always made me think of Father himself, at least it did when I was old enough. I can see now that all his conduct at home seemed perfectly right to him. Since I know more of life, I can see that from most people's point of view, he was an unusually good man, and from his own quite perfect. He did all the Bible commandments right, the ten, that is. Nobody seems to pay much attention to the last two. And as to being tedious and stingy and domineering and argumentative and ill-tempered and dictatorial and satirical,

why, there's nothing in the Ten Commandments about any of those things. It does say later on, fathers provoke not your children to wrath, but I guess that is only a very little commandment. I've heard Mother ask him for money when she had to. just had to, to, to buy thread to sew our clothes with, and he'd argue about it and want to see her accounts. Poor mother, just to ask for her account book was enough to make her cry almost. She had no head for figures, and he had. He had everything as clear as could be in his mind, and kept insisting on her keeping her expenses like that, and she really could not do it, though she tried. It wasn't, I can see now,

that he meant to hurt her so much. But, oh dear, it was so hard on mother. I believe, this means now that I know so much more about life, I believe that people can be as brutal to each other's minds as they used to be in old times to their bodies. They can lash and burn and torture. They can cramp young brains as the Chinese do young feet. They can imprison and load with chains and starve and rack, all without it showing outside. or anybody's blaming them.

And I've seen Mother Wince, when Father spoke to her, just as if it was a whip, and set her teeth and turn white, and hold her hands tight other times, and pray, pray dreadfully, for strength to bear it, to be patient, to do her duty, to love, honour, and obey.

Of course, she never dreamed I was under the bed. To get away from all this and think things into shape, make everything all right in my mind, was a great relief, as you can well imagine. So I used to lie there nights and arrange it all in my mind, what I'd do if I had my wishes. I would be perfectly beautiful, of course, and oh, so wise and good. Mother should grow so well and happy and have all the lovely soft clothes she wanted, grey and lavender and pale rose and pearl, the colors she liked best. And she should have money, all the money she wanted, and we would refurnish the money she wanted,

and we would refurnish the house from top to bottom. I had heard her wish for new furniture. The furniture and mother's clothes, and Peggy's and mine too, used to last me interminably. I always got to sleep before the last rooms were done, or the wardrobe. Then there was the splendid margin of giving away. We had a sort of fortinatus purse, of course, and all the poor people we knew became quite comfortable at once.

and when I was particularly angry about something, there were hours of fearful pleasure spent doing things to my enemies. I always enjoyed that part of the fairy stories, when the Wicked Sister was put in a barrel set with knives and rolled downhill. Children certainly are cruel. For father, I never was quite sure what to do. Mostly I changed him, changed him so that he was hardly recognizable, but so that we could love him. I always did want to love Father, but couldn't. Peggy did, though, I really believe. But all that was only thinking. Daytimes, I had to manage if I could. As for Allison McNabb, nobody could have managed her, not the great Machiavelli himself, I am sure. She had nursed

father when he was little, and spanked him, and I am convinced she came to this country to look after him. She loved Mother dearly, she had to, but I know if she had not had to, but I know if she had not had caring for father built into her constitution that way, she never would have put up with him. Come to think of it, he never was as outrageous to her as he was to mother. Allison had a sharp tongue and a cool head. I loved to hear her answer back, always polite enough and knowing her place, but holding her own perfectly. And the scotch dishes she cooked for him made her safe to keep the place, no matter what she said.

Scones and short cakes and bros and ha'n's. and lots of queer things. Mother never caught the knack of it. Once or twice I tried my hand on Allison, but she would fix those very small, very keen eyes of hers on me and seemed to see through my little devices. Your or wise, one of your years, she would say dryly. I misdoubt your or wise altogether. But then Allison always did what she ought to. I didn't have to manage her. So at home, though Peggy and Mother were easy, real easy, and Allison Hard, the only practical difficulty was Father. He was the master and owner and governor. He commanded and forbade and released prisoners and remitted the customs taxes like the Sultans in the stories, only mostly he imprisoned

and put the taxes on. Father had severe ideas of discipline and how children should be trained. People act as if children were performing dogs or horses or something that has to be broken. Mother felt very differently. She had studied to be a kindergartner before father married her. She really cared about children and making them happy. But father scorned all these morbid modern follies of child culture and used to take pleasure in ridiculing and abusing mother's ideas. He wouldn't let us go to a kindergarten, but he couldn't help mothers teaching us in the nursery in that wise way, so we really had some advantage of it. I think Mother was too easy with us, partly to offset his severity, but we soon learned how to change our behavior as soon as Father's key turned in the lock.

I noticed that if we did anything he disapproved of, he always blamed Mother for it, showing at great length how our misconduct was due to her false ideas. Now I would often have done as I liked and taken my punishment. A punishment is only a price. It doesn't kill you, but I hated to hurt her. i read in one of my story-books of a strange precocious boy who read emerson and so i read emerson too or tried to as early as twelve or thirteen some of it i could understand and it was good sense if you want anything pay for it and take it says god that struck me as reasonable i used to figure up what a thing would cost and whether i could afford it or not and if it hadn't been for mother i think i could have indulged in far more liberties. But I couldn't afford to have mother hurt any more than she had to be. As I grew up, I noticed more and more how horrid father was to mother, and one of the problems

I set myself to work out was how to, well, how to mitigate him. I couldn't stop him. I couldn't take mother away or Peggy. But there are always ways. I'd say to myself, now suppose he was a giant or an ogre and had us, what could I do to outwit him? Or, suppose he was an enemy and had us in prison, or enslaved, what could I do for Mother and Peggy? Opposition was out of the question, or conquest, or escape. Wives and children can't escape, it appears. I tried to think that out, but gave it up. Once I went to Mr. Cutter about it.

In George McDonald's books, the minister does such wonderful things in families always. Mr. Cutter was very kind, but he didn't seem to approve. appreciate the point of view at all. My dear little girl, he said to me, a child has no right to criticize her parents. You read too many storybooks with that active brain of yours. Your business is to study your lessons and obey your parents. You're getting morbid, my dear. You see, he didn't know.

When he called, father was polite enough, and I dare say he was to strangers generally. And as to his treatment of us, well, I guess I didn't know. make it clear. People didn't know he drank either, and they thought he was a good family man, because he stayed at home evenings. And as he didn't beat us till we screamed, nobody knew what we suffered. Peggy minded at least, she had a sunny temperament and was unobserving. At school, she was very successful and well-liked, and she didn't do things father-disliked at home. I didn't either, but then I wanted to and felt the restrictions. I don't think, but I don't think Peggy ever realized how much mother suffered either, or half appreciated the bitter satire

and veiled condemnation with which he talked to her right before us. And I guess she slept sounder than I did, and didn't hear him keeping mother awake nights with his long-drawn fault-finding. I heard him. I used to lie and clinch my hands and shut my teeth tight and get madder and matter and matter. I could see so easily how Mother could have made it better for herself in several ways. But dear Mother had no vestige of diplomacy. She would provoke him when it wasn't necessary, interrupt him when he was nearly through and have to hear it all over again, submit where she needn't have and resist when it was no use. Poor little Mother. One thing Mother loved dearly was flowers. We had a big yard and a vegetable garden, and every year she was

beg him to let her have tulip beds and set out roses and so on, and he would not have it. She liked to have flowers all around in the house and on the table and on herself, and father got the idea that this was unhygienic. Also, I think it was partly contrariness, just because mother urged him at inopportune moments, and once he had taken a stand, he wouldn't ever give up. I observed this. It flashed across me all at once when I was nearly 12, that they had this discussion every spring. I had kept a diary since I was eight.

One of the things I often has put down was father scolded mother, or father quarreled with mother, and usually about flowers, or about visitors, or about us children, or about money, whatever it was about. So now I looked over these diaries, and sure enough, this was an annual quarrel about flowers. It seemed such a simple, nice thing, too,

for mother to have a garden to suit her. She had very few things as she liked them. It would be good for her health, I knew, and I began to wonder if this one thing couldn't be managed. If I could get a round father in this, it might help in bigger things. So I studied earnestly about it. There was his scotchness, that ought to be a help,

and his funny mixture of parsimony, and then suddenly spending all the money there was in some plan of his, when we needed coal, where the market bill was crowding. If only he could be got to want the garden, and mother would keep still and let me work it. I had read in several storybooks of Scotch gardeners, always Scotch gardeners,

and it used to astonish me as much as they're making marmalade in that country. Why orange marmalade should be made in a land where there are neither oranges nor sugar was always a mystery to me. Indeed, it is yet. I'd as soon look for guava jelly from Siberia or canned peaches from Greenland. However, there did seem to be something in this Scotch gardening idea. I began to besiege the nice man at the public library for books on gardens and gardening, especially Scotch.

And such as were interesting, I'd take home and read, read extracts to Mother or Peggy. When father was good-natured, I'd ask him how to pronounce this or that queer Scotch name, and if he'd ever been to such a place, and if it was true that Lord Hiltover had the finest flowers in all Britain, and if he knew the Edinburgh man that got the prize for roses in three successive seasons. Then he'd look at the pictures and get interested, and talk about Scotland, as he was always ready to do, and to encourage us in studying anything Scotch, I knew that. Then I found a book on Scientific Gardening for profit, and began to try to figure out the sums in it. They didn't come out right. I wasn't very careful. And then I'd say, oh, father, this Mr. McVey

says he can raise so many roses off so many feet of ground, just working at it evenings. And I've done it, and it doesn't come out half so many. Then he'd scold me, say I had no head for figures, take up the quarrel as earnestly as if he was Mr. McVeigh himself. How much land is that, I'd ask. Is it twice as much as our yard? "'No,' he said, "'it was not. We had more, in fact.' "'Well, anyhow, I persisted. "'I don't believe he could do it in that much time.

"'He must have hired someone to do the real work. "'Or perhaps he was an exceptional man, a real genius. "'Nobody could really raise such flowers on that much land now.' "'See?' I showed him. "'He says here that he began in the autumn "'to prepare for his rose garden, "'and by the next summer, "'he counted so many hundred blocks.

on the first planting. Do you think it could be done, Mother? Then Mother took a hand, just as I hoped she would, disputing the statements of Mr. McVeigh. She said she had tried it in Pennsylvania, and it couldn't be done, and that the climate was better there than it was here, and far better than in Scotland, she was sure. Then Father rose to the occasion and argued, ours. He said the Scotch were the greatest gardeners the world had ever known, and cited their triumphs by the score. He said women had no capacity for handling tools, or raising flowers, let alone vegetables, and that they had not brains enough to see the truth and plain figures, given by an intelligent and experienced man. Here is this conceited, ignorant young miss,

he meant me, of course, and I looked as miserable as I could, disputing this clear and rational statement, I shall take pleasure in showing you that this thing can be done, madam, exactly as Mr. McVeigh says. You see, father was nothing, if not scientific. He was always planning things, that never succeeded to be sure, but he kept on planning. So now he launched out in books on gardening,

bought big ones that we couldn't afford, and cuttings and slips and seeds and bulbs, set up hotbeds, and was forever fussing around in the garden in the long summer evenings. By next spring, we did have quite a garden, and in two or three years, lovely. He didn't work at it much after the first year, and he wouldn't let Mother have flowers

in the house, but the garden was there all the same, and Mother got lots of comfort out of it. End of Chapter 2. Chapter 3 of Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. This Librovox recording is in the public domain. Read by Winifred Asman. Chapter 3. They say that if horses only realize their strength, we could not manage them as we do. That is true enough. Anybody can see it. What we never learn, at the time, I mean, is that if children realized their strength, we could not manage them as we do. Perhaps it is just as well, for most children seem to have so little sense. Sometimes I feel as if I would like to start a revolution among children,

but then when I see how foolish they are, it is discouraging. For instance, every child has suffer from the clothes put on to it. The more loving and careful mothers are, the more under flannels and overcoats and rubbers and things they pile on to the children. Such thick cloth, too. Why, you'll see poor fat toddling things in coats of stiff, heavy stuff thicker than their fingers, so stiff and heavy that the poor child cannot bend its arms. How would a grown person like to wear a coat stiffer and thicker than a doormat, so that they stood there in a barrel, a hot woolly barrel, with arms that wouldn't shut. Well, the parents pile on what they see fit, and the children have to put up with it. I didn't. If they put on more clothes than I wanted, I practiced passive resistance,

simply sat down and stayed there. Please take it off, I said. Please take it off. Please take it off. Please take it off, and I wouldn't move till they did. They could carry me, but that was tiresome. You can punish a child, of course, but if the child is willing, quite polite but determined, you can't punish them forever. You were the most stubborn baby, mother used to say. I'm so glad you are more reasonable now, Benignia. I am.

She does not dream, dear mother, how very reasonable I am. But most children certainly are not. My efforts were quite a good deal interfered with by having to conceal my real character. That makes life more interesting, but more complicated too. When I was really a child, I didn't know enough for this, and got a reputation for being too clever, sly, Allison called it. I soon found that had its disadvantages. Then, for years, I tried my best not to seem clever.

It wasn't easy. If I just kept still, they said I was deep. And to talk, that is to talk like other children, and not say what I wanted to, was quite hard. But that was interesting, too. At first, just to keep from being punished and disliked, I did it, and then as I grew older and began to see what I might do with my life, why then it was absolutely necessary. You see, if people think you are a schemer, as they call it, they are suspicious, and it makes it harder. My ambition is to be, to seem to be, that is, just like other people, and to do things, wonderful things without ever being suspected of it. That's fun. I had to realize very young that I was queer,

that is, that I was different from other people. At first, I just felt smart and proud. Then when people talked about me, I learned how they felt about it. Isn't it astonishing the way people talk about children right before them, as if they were deaf or idiots? Why, a child of three would have more sense than that, to say things right out before people, which she didn't want them to hear. I suppose it was because I did so want people to like me that I tried so hard to please them at first. But now that I am so very much older, I can reason it all out, and see that if I am to accomplish what I mean to, I have to have friends, any number of friends. One can learn as much as that out of fables and fairy tales. Androcles and the lion, the lion and the mouse,

the one about the prince, the ant, and the fish, lots of them. Then, as soon as I found out what a long, serious business it was going to be, I began to keep two diaries. There was the little one I started when I was a child of eight. Anybody could read that. It was in my little desk. I'm keeping it up, too, and it's about ten years now. But for the last six, I've kept another, that nobody ever saw. It was lots of fun hiding it. The little one has facts in it. It is really very handy sometimes as a family record book, when they dispute about the day they started the furnace last year, or the date of the big snowstorm. I used always to sit down after supper and write in it, and father would make caustic remarks, and mother defend me, and dear Peggy

come and kiss me and say she thought keeping a diary was real nice. She wished she could remember to do it. Then, in the precious minutes when I was alone, or when I was supposed to be writing something else in school, I would put down what I really thought and felt, and hide it, like a spy with plans of the enemy's fortifications. If you have enormous interesting plans to carry out, and are leading not only a double, but almost a triple life, you have to have a way to free your mind. Then I began this, a sort of story of my life. And when it is up to now, I mean, to destroy my second diary altogether. The reason I want to write it, this, I mean, is partly self-consciousness, I suppose.

I'm quite old enough to see that. But what of it? If you are big, you have to know it. There's no use pretending not to to yourself of all persons. There have been infant prodigies before now, in music or arithmetic or things like that. I was an infant prodigy in common sense, that's all. just plain intelligence, with, of course, that splendid Machiavellian streak thrown in. I have a big, clear, definite purpose now, a great long one, stretching through life.

I mean to help people, all sorts of people in all sorts of ways, without their knowing it. This is not philanthropy, not at all. Anybody can get rich and give money to poor people. I don't mean that. There are plenty of rich people who need help, the kind I mean. children with horrid parents parents with horrid children wives with horrid husbands husbands with horrid wives all kinds of workers who ought to have different work who need encouragement and to be set in the right surroundings good people to be nice to and bad people to get even with i do particularly love to get even with people like a corsican there was mrs judson with her hens that was a chance ever and ever so long ago i must look in my little diary yes here it is innocent enough shewed out mrs judson's hens that was all i put down i was eleven then those hens were a nuisance to us all the time that was before i achieved the flower-garden but we had vegetables and we children had a few flowers

those hens seemed to prefer our yard to theirs and mrs judson would not shut them up she let them run in her big trodden yard and when they wanted delicacies they flew over the fence. We complained and protested. She only got angry. We urged her to make her fence higher, but she wouldn't. I heard all the talk, of course. Now children, as I said before, can do a lot if they only realize their strength. We had a sort of shed down at the end of the garden. Father used it as a toolhouse. It had a sliding door. There were some boys in our rooms at school who liked me pretty well for a girl because I'd read the main read books. and took an interest in them. I asked, too, the Bentley twins, if they were afraid of hens. That made them laugh. Then I told them to come to our shed Saturday afternoon at about three o'clock,

not to tell anybody, but to be there, getting over the fence from behind. Saturday afternoon, Mrs. Judson always went downtown, and so did Allison McNabb. Mother would be lying down in the front room, and Peggy, bless her, I could send on an errand of any length. Jim and Teddy Bentley were very much excited over the plan, and came silently over the back fence at the right time. I had fixed a string to the shed door and baited the place with corn. Five cents will buy a lot of corn. One of the boys stayed in the shed, scattering just enough corn to keep them interested. And the other one played tag with me, sort of naturally, but so as to keep the hens down at the lower end of the garden. Gradually, we got them all in the shed, crowding and gobbling, and shut the door.

Now come on, I said, and we'll take turns holding and cutting. We mustn't let them squawk. Then one of us would grab a hen by their neck and legs, not really choking them, or at least not fatally, just so they couldn't squawk much, and one would hold out the wings, and the other cut. Only feathers, of course, it didn't hurt them any. As soon as one was done, it would go back to the corn. We kept sprinkling a little more now and then. We worked fast, and it was very hot and feathery, but most exciting. When they were all clipped, and it took a good while to be sure, hens do look alike so.

Then we took one at a time, holding it carefully and comfortably so it wouldn't squawk, and dropped it over Mrs. Judson's fence. There were twenty hens and a big rooster, but it seemed like hundreds. and then we weren't through. We got to conceal the evidence of our crime, I said, and that was quite a piece of work. All those feathers to pick up, such a lot of them, and to bury. They were stiff feathers, you see, not the flying fuzzy kind.

We piled them on a big piece of paper, rolled them up hard, tied it up tight, and buried it deep in the garden. Peggy came back before that was done, but she didn't know what we were gardening so busily for, and Allison saw us down there, but she was, used to our games and did not suspect anything. The hens were all nosing around as usual on their own side of the fence, and some of them poor things were trying to get over again and couldn't. Mrs. Judson noticed that in time, and I guess she had an idea who did it, but that didn't help

the hens any. However, though I was proud enough then, and so were the boys, I soon felt ashamed of this performance. In the first place, I had forgotten that feathers would grow again. In the second, I had quite overlooked the possible advantages of Mrs. Judson's hens. I didn't realize this till the next year. The fence had lost a few pickets. I think she pulled them off, and they came in worse than ever. This advantage I didn't think of for myself. I saw a verse in the newspaper. When your neighbor's hens come across the way, don't let angry passions rise, fix a place for them to lay. That was better, a lot better. I studied the best hen houses that any of our friends had and asked intelligent questions.

People seem always glad to tell a child things if the child is polite. They seem to feel complimented somehow. The Bentley twins had a tool chest and lots of old pieces of wood they had accumulated in their yard. And between us, we made the best henhouse of the neighborhood out of our old shed. Of course, father had to be persuaded to let us do it, and to let me keep the few leghorns I could afford to buy out of my pocket money. He was horrid about it, but finally agreed. My decoys, I called them.

Allison let me have a good deal of stuff from the kitchen to help out in feeding, and mother bought the eggs of me at a little less than market price. She was astonished at the steady way my hens laid, an egg a day for each one right along. I was out early and late to get those eggs, and the extra ones, sometimes there were six or more, should have been Mrs. Judson's, the twins would go and sell to people. Nice people like to encourage children in earning money that way, and the eggs were new-laid. It was this hen business which started

me on my great plan of learning things. Twelve, and I'm 18 now, six years. How much one can learn in six years? That tool chest of the twins was a revelation to me. It was such fun, such gorgeous fun, to make things. At school, they taught the boys to work in wood and metal and so on. But we girls could only cook and sew. At first, this made me angry, not that I showed it, but later I saw the advantages. In the first place, you can get some brain exercise out of cooking and sewing. In the second place, the more things you can do, the stronger you are. And in the third place, boys like to be cooked for and sewed for. Mostly they despise girls, but I find out. But I found that if a girl has sense and isn't a silly coward and can throw straight, they like them

better. It is surprising how much boys think about throwing stones as a virtue. They say girls can't throw stones, and grown people talk about their collarbones being different. As for me, when we went to the seashore, I used to play duck on a rock with the other children, with relays of other children till I got to be a regular sharpshooter. You'd think they wouldn't play with me if I was the best shot all the time, wouldn't you? Yes, but you can shoot at more things than the duck. I only knocked that off about as often as they did, or a little less so, but I hit the pebble I aimed for, oftener and oftener. You can learn to do anything I found, just anything, if you give your mind to it, work steadily, and never get excited or discouraged. When I was older, I saw a thing

that a man named Hunt said, William Hunt, an artist. If you want to paint, paint, that's all. Just do it. Do it anyhow. And by and by, you can. Well, I meant to be able to do as many things as I possibly could. And as soon as I got well started on that, life became tremendously interesting. Now let me count back. There was the cooking and sewing.

I didn't like them particularly, but they would help. All they taught us in school I learned and then began at home. Allison was hard to persuade, but I made a special study of her ways, noticed when she was extra tired or had a toothache, and began to do little bits of her work for her. How on earth people can be so stupid as to neglect this line of advantage I cannot see? Not only foolish children, but foolish everybody. Here is a world full of people, and only one you.

What you do to them is a small matter. What they do to you is a large matter. anybody can see that. And unless you are a towering genius or something like that, you need people always to help you. Families come first, naturally, and barring father, I was doing pretty well with mine. Not to be too clever with Allison, not to be too deep, to be quiet mostly, and when I talked, to talk like other children as far as I could. Storybooks were safest. One can repeat other people's stories without committing oneself to anything. Little by little, I managed so that Allison liked me as well as Peggy.

I heard her admit to Mother one day. Benny's none so bad. She's quite a help in the house. So I learned a lot, not just cooking, but all you do in a kitchen, and in general. I asked to keep our room in order, Peggy's in mine, and used to practice on that in the way of dusting and putting things away. Dear Peggy was a scatterer, but the more she's scattered the more I put up. I wasn't angry with her, for you see, I didn't care at all about the things, only about learning how. To be quick, quiet, dexterous, neat, all the nice adjectives I read in books about maids and housewives. Who knows when I may need it, I said to myself. And sure enough,

but that's a long way ahead. Anyway, I learned all that was in reach about housework and managing, too, buying things and so on, and got leave now and then to make things like gingerbread or cookies or fudge. And of course, those things they'd let me give my friends, and when I came over to the twins' yard with a lot of hot, nice-smelling cookies, they let me use their tools some. They let me play ball with them, too, in the yard, said I was a good catch for a girl. They never would admit that I could throw as well as they could, but I did all the same. What they admitted did, do it. What they admitted, It didn't matter. It was doing it. Then in my second diary, I began to make lists of all I could learn. As to studies, school studies, they didn't interest me as much as real things,

but I could see that some arithmetic was necessary, enough to keep accounts, and I got that pretty thoroughly by helping mother keep hers. Poor dear mother, she was glad enough to be helped. Languages were of some use, too, even the dead ones, at least Latin, if you, you want French and Italian and those. And when it came to the real live sciences, things that are so that work, that you can see work, why, those were just a pleasure. Games are good, too, big games, like chess and wist.

The one thing that I feel I have to thank Father for is that he played checkers and chess so well and was willing to play with me. I nearly spoiled it when I began to beat him. Mad? You never saw anybody. so mad. He just couldn't stand it. Then he said he wouldn't play at all, and I was horrified and remembered my duck on a rock just in time. Just one more father, I begged him, for revenge, you know. Well, he beat that one, and he beat most of the time after that, keeping one ahead always,

sometimes two, sometimes three, but with me always near enough to make him a little anxious. Meanwhile, I gained and gained. I could see my checkmates farther and farther ahead. I could see my checkmates farther and farther ahead, and just at the proper moment I would make a misplay. I'd give him a pawn, and learn to play just as well. A bishop and work harder. A knight and still keep up. A queen, and then get his. I played games within games, all splendid practice, and yet Father beat the most and was satisfied. He bragged of me too, and sometimes had me play a game with friends of his. He liked me to beat them. So we got on very well.

well with proper care on my part. And I began to see for myself in my own practice that it isn't the winning that matters. It's the game. It's learning how to play. The best game of all was the big one, living. As I grew, I began to see more and more of it, what fun it was, how wide and endless, and what poor players most people were. They had no plans at all, apparently, and no idea of rules beyond second-hand low, third-hand high, fourth-hand take it if you can. Making people like you is a game. Learning to like people is a game. They work together, too. You see, at first, I was really very much taken up with what went on in my own mind, and inclined to be very critical about other people's foolishness. But I soon got the idea of

pleasing people, as I've already put down, and later I saw the necessity of the other. It came over me all at once. Why, they are people, that's all. This is the way they act. If I wait for a lot of wise, careful people to love, I shall be very lonesome. Then I'd write it down large just for myself. What do I want to do in life? I want to be big, big, big. I want to know everything as far as I can. I want to be strong, skillful, an armory of concealed weapons. I want to be a very, far more able than anybody knows. And then what? What am I to do with it? Play with people, do things with them and for them, and never be known. Then I'd tear that paper fine, or burn it. I've forgotten to put down about the things I've learned already. All those housekeeping things didn't count.

They came in at odd minutes. Sewing was better in a way, the science of it at school, the practice of it at home. I helped mother, with the mending. I made dresses for dolls for the Sunday school Christmas trees. I made dresses for poor children for the Sunday school sewing circle. I made aprons and petticoats and nighties and things. Then I got some cheap pretty cotton stuff and made a house dress for mother, a real pretty little one. She was so pleased. Just here and there to keep my hand in, I made things, experimenting a good deal. And now I can do any kind of plain sewing, mend and darn well, and really cut out, and make dresses. I don't propose to do it, not as a business, but it's one step.

While I was added, I got leave to take some regular lessons under Mrs. Folsom, a dressmaker who went to our church. That was to learn about workrooms, how they did it professionally. And I learned, a lot. The way they waste cloth, the way they take more orders than they can fill, and keep putting people off, not having things done when they said they would. I made note on dressmakers in my secret diary. Meanwhile, I learned shorthand, just for fun. You never know when you may need a thing. There was a girl in school whose sister did it,

and she got her sister to lend me the books and help a little now and then. Peggy helped me in dictation, and I'd work at it while Father read aloud and in church. I got used to Mr. Cutter's delivery, and when his secretary was sick, I asked if I mightn't help him a little while, and got used to really doing it, Then there was typewriting, of course.

Father had one, but refused to let me touch it. He certainly was not a helpful parent, unless by calling out ingenuity. It was perfectly absurd that I should have to fuss and scheme and go out of the house to learn when that stood there all day idle. So I made up my mind that I had a perfect right to use it and began. First, I carefully watched Father do it ever so many times. Then I studied the Book of Directions very quickly. closely. My very first lesson to myself, I managed one day when I was really alone in the

house. That was a godsend. I had brought some cheap paper to practice on, and I put in a whole evening in half-hour spells with rest between. Then I sat boldly down to it when only Allison was about. She didn't realize that it was forbidden, but suspected it. I didn't think she'd tell. And she didn't. Peggy didn't, of course, but Mother's was different. It frightened her to see me deliberately disobeying father. She didn't want to tell him, of course, but she said it was a sin, disobedience. I quoted the text where it says, Children obey your parents in the Lord. Doesn't that mean there are times when you don't have to, I asked. I'm not doing the least harm, mother. You can see how softly I work, and I've made

such progress already, see? Now don't you tell me not to Mother dear, because it's not your machine, and I don't believe Father will really mind when he sees how nicely I can do it. He caught me at it at last, came home early one day, and of course, he made an awful fuss. But I was quiet, gentle, and polite, just stood there and let him tear up my sheet of paper and scold. I didn't say a thing, not a thing, except those little mild stave-off remarks you have to make. You see, when a parent is angry, he scolds, or she, if it is some other girl's parent, and scolding is silly, always silly. I noticed that almost in infancy.

What do you mean by doing so-and-so, they showed, as if the child had deep-laid intentions? As a matter of fact, I had very often, but most children don't, not they. How many times must I tell you not to do that, they demand furiously, and I always felt like making an estimate, saying eight at a venture or fifteen. But if you try to reply to a plain question, they call it impertinence. Then they call names in a caustic way, complain of the trouble you make. Sometimes I've really heard them say, I'm sure I don't know what to do with you in a fierce voice, using their own failure as a club. Of course, the child might say politely, I'm sorry for that, or too bad, but they'd only catch it worse. But you have to say yes and no, and I'm sorry,

or I won't do it again. If you say absolutely nothing, it makes them more and more enraged. Do you hear me? they demand, knowing that you can't help it. What have you to say for yourself? Or, answer me this minute, they yell. Being scolded is like surf bathing. You have to know when to duck and when to jump. I was very skillful. Father scolded so much.

Well, I wriggled through this scolding safely. When he got to a certain point, I put my handkerchief to my eyes and ran out of the room. You mustn't do that too soon, or you get called back and have to take it worse, but after a while you can, when you see that they can't think of much more to say. Father stamped around quite a good deal that time, but he had to leave the house every day, and the machine only had a cloth cover. Before he caught me again, I had really learned to do it. I looked up with a pleasant smile, and showed him my page with modest pride. See, Father, I said gaily. I can do a page in twelve minutes now.

I have forbidden you to touch that machine, he said. You are a disobedient child, you. I was about 16 then, and I smiled up in his face and said, please forgive me, father. I know I was disobedient. I am very sorry to displease you. That was true. I wouldn't say I was sorry for disobeying. I wasn't. But I have really learned to do it nicely. It can't hurt the machine, can it? And someday, I may really need to know typewriting. Girls do, you know. He scolded, quite a good deal, but I have noticed this. If you have really done a thing, if it is accomplished, then even a scolding person can't think of so much to say. Besides, what they say does not matter. The thing is done. End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 of Benignia Machiavelli. This is a Librovox recording.

All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information, or to volunteer, volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. Read by Winifred Aspen. Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. Chapter 4 As I look back now at the things I did when I was 12, they seem foolish enough. One does not know much at 12, even a girl. And boys, how they do behave. Boys will be boys, people say in a fatalistic sort of manner, as if nothing on

earth could prevent their acting that way. I wish I'd had a brother. He'd have been a boy, of course, but I'm pretty sure he'd have been a modified boy. I knew plenty of boys quite intimately, while I was a child, and made the most of my opportunities. When they got older and used to flock together more and refused to play with girls, while at the same time they'd stand on corners watching them and talking about them, then I lost my grip to a certain extent. The girls who were most popular with boys at that age were the dressy ones, pretty and what I called foolish. But the boys liked them so, that was plain. For some time I considered that line of action, whether it was worthwhile. Books are full of it, of course, even as a child I could see that.

There was Becky Sharp, intelligent enough, but doing things by such small methods. They all did. Even Jail and Judith seemed crude to me. There was that sort of story in the apocrypha, where the king set that riddle as to what was the strongest thing, and one said the sword, and won wine, and won the king. But the prize answer was women. They could manage the king. I examined this theory carefully. Wanting to be strong, as I did, to accomplish all sorts of things, I said to myself, see here, if this is the best way, really, I'll try it. So I studied the matter. First, I looked at the most successful one, as I knew them in real life.

They were awfully foolish girls as a rule. Some of them didn't seem to know what they were doing at all. You might as well praise honey for drawing flies. It didn't seem worthwhile to me. Then I looked at the smart ones, those you read about in history or in fiction, that had this wonderful power. Mary, Queen of Scots, had it,

and much good it did her, poor thing. Helen of Troy had it. Cleopatra had it. No end of prominent women had it, but what did they do with it, and how did they come out in the end? What I can't understand is how people can read history or fiction, for that matter, and not learn anything. This attraction of theirs is really like the honey. They only succeed in being eaten after all. For another thing, all their wonderful power is so short-lived.

It is only young ones who have it, apparently. and surely anyone knows youth doesn't last forever. I was planning for life, a long life, with lots of fun. Why, dear me, it's no secret. Life is a long thing. If you don't die young, and that I never was afraid of. Any child knows it's going to grow up, if it knows anything. Any girl knows she's going to be a woman.

Any woman knows she's going to be an old woman, if she doesn't die sooner. But do we do anything about it? Not we. We all act as if time stopped by about day after tomorrow. Well, I am planning to live a long time, 90 or 100 years maybe, and I want to have fun all the time, not just between 15 and 30, or even 40. So I concluded I'd rather miss that one kind of power and try for others that would keep. When I was about 14, I heard a woman daughter, lecture on hygiene at our school. It didn't seem to have much effect on most of the girls, but I was tremendously impressed. That was the beginning of my training, physical training, I mean. I set up a goal in my secret diary. I mean to be strong, I put down, as strong as I possibly can.

And well, of course. This is no mystery either. As to being well, that's easy. Air is the first thing, all the fresh air you can get. Peggy didn't like it, so I finally succeeded in getting a room to myself, namely the attic. There were windows at each end and a skylight. It was big, lots and lots of room, and high in the middle. It was hot in summer, but heat isn't unhealthy if you have air, and it was cold in winter, but cold isn't unhealthy either. I confess I did dress in the bathroom when it was very cold, but then being comfortable is no harm in itself. The point was that I had air and space and could do things. As to food, as far as I could see, people were healthy on all kinds of food not absolutely bad,

if they had good digestion. As to clothes, oh, well, I can't stop here to begin to write what I thought about clothes as I was growing up, or what I think now, but as soon as I learned to sew, I could see to it that mine did me no harm anyhow. I even had some influence on Peggy's, but not much. Dear Peggy, she is so pretty and so sweet, but I'm glad she has me to take care of her. Well, I began very carefully. It was easy to get the idea from books and to learn the dangers. The dangers seemed to be mostly in straining oneself, overdoing it. Boys, of course, are always trying to stump one another, and as pleased as punch when they can beat.

I hadn't anybody to get ahead of. I just wanted to be strong and limber and supple and skillful, not just to show it, and I wanted to build it in slowly for keeps. So I began to do the exercises we had at school just a few minutes before I went to bed, and when I got up. They didn't amount too much. I soon invented more. It is so funny to me, the solemn way people talk about systems of physical culture. Why, we've only got one kind of body, and there are only four limbs to it. One has trunk muscles, neck muscles, and arm and leg muscles, and there you are. One has nerves, too, and no amount of muscular strength is enough without nervous coordination. Peggy and I played Battledore in the attic. We had the net

battle doors. Those parchment ones are too noisy. We made such a record that I got some of the boys interested, and we had tournaments. It was pretty good fun for rainy days. Then I started graces, made some hoops and sticks from an old girl's own book description. Peggy liked it, and other girls. The boys thought it was sissified. We girls used to play in the yard still days. It's awfully pretty.

Dancing both father and mother disapproved of, and running in that, town was out of the question for girls. But I said to myself, dancing is no mystery. I'll read about it, and I did. I set to work in my attic, five minutes a day, ten minutes a day, a very little counts if you do it regularly. Such fun. I practiced the hardest steps I could find, and invented others, just as earnestly as I did things with my arms, and for music I'd recite poetry. It is merely keeping time, you see, and you can beat time to words as well as mere sounds. Horacious at the bridge. That was a splendid dance, with marchings and posturing's no end. Really, no end. It was so long I never could dance all through it. The green-green gnome was a beauty, so swift and light. Then there was my

favorite songs of seven. I made some lovely dances to go with that. It was real pretty work, too. and nobody knew about it. In the first place, I had a good floor, and in the second place I made it my business from the very first to do it all like a pussycat, just moccasins or barefoot, and coming down with the bent knee, never any jar. To dance like a bat chant and make no noise, that was fun. A big rope up over the rafters gave me all the armwork I wanted. One's own weight is enough to handle. I got so I could walk with my hands along a horizontal rope or up and down one just as easy, and so on, and so on. Now that I'm 18, and mother wants me to be so proper, I sit and walk as quietly as anybody, but in my attic, mother has no idea how far I can jump or how many times

I can chin. The beauty of my plan is that I do what I want to, and never mention it. I feel like a happy miser. All that is a solid success. I'm ever so strong and nobody knows it. As soon as I can, I'm going to learn jujitsu too and fencing. But some three years ago, I realized that bodies and brains aren't everything. What happened was this. An old cousin of fathers came to see us. He had endless relatives in Scotland, but this one apparently had money enough to travel with and came over here. father would have her with us, of course. She was a tall, stiff, raw-boned old lady. I didn't like her a bit, especially as she criticized Mother right to her face,

made her a lot of extra work and care, and then found fault with her for doing it. My general opinion was that the sooner she left, the better, and I devoted my energies to getting rid of her. By lifting a board in my attic, I found a place down in the side of the house between the lath and the plaster and the clapboards and dropped a little arrangement on a string that made queer knockings in the night on her bedroom wall. On her window panes hung invisibly from above,

slow scratchings kept her awake. She'd opened the window and look every way, but you can't see a black thread in the dark, especially when it only reaches the top pane. By daylight it wasn't there. She was a superstitious old lady and it scared her. Also, she was a suspicious old lady. She never found out that I had any hand in it,

but she used to look at me queerly sometimes. I was too young then to seem as absolutely ordinary as I can now. Well, she left sooner than she meant to, and I was pleased. In about two years that old lady died. She left mother a legacy, not father, mind you, but mother, and left Peggy, dear pretty sister Peggy, who hadn't been exceptionally polite, but had done us. a lot of little favors for mistress Feistonshaw, as father called her, her name was Margaret McDougall

Featherstone-Haw, an awful one. Well, she left Peggy a set of cairngorms, beauties, that had been in the family ever so long. I didn't mind not getting anything half as much as I minded being mistaken. Here I'd thought she was horrid, blaming mother so, and all the time she was sorry for her. If I had been too successful and had driven her away sooner, maybe it would have cost mother that thousand pounds. I may say right here that the money didn't do mother any good. Father wanted it, of course, for one of his inventions. It was just the thing. It would save his life and make all our fortunes. The mother couldn't refuse him anything. Pretty soon there was nothing left of Cousin Margett's legacy, but the Cairngorne's and my lesson. Here it is in my

secret diary. Wrong step. It is easy to be hateful and do mischievous tricks. It is harder to be kind and serviceable and make friends, but much wiser. That was the beginning of my course of inside training, which I found even more fascinating than all the physical kind. There are only that little set of nerves and muscles to work with in physical culture, but once you begin on your mind, there is no end to it. it was tremendously exciting this discovery like being born and knowing it so far i had just used the faculties i had to do things with and had been fairly successful then i had seen the necessity for health and strength anybody can see that and in a year or two i had done wonders as quietly as could be now it suddenly dawned on me that here was a field of growth beyond anything i had ever thought of before I could improve my mental outfit. About 15 and a half I was then. I can remember that day just as well. I went upstairs to my beloved Garrett, got out a big piece of paper, and began to set down the

qualities I had and the qualities I hadn't, where what I had were weak and could be improved, or were undesirable and better left off, and the ones I wanted most that I needed in my business. Here it is again in my diary. It is easier to do harm than to do good. Any small boy can do mischief or girl either. Doing good things is more difficult and therefore more interesting. Most of all you need to care for people, truly, so as to help them and to make friends. The more friends you have, the more powerful you are.

Then I considered the most popular people I knew and had read about. To my surprise, I found that it was not by any means the best ones who were the best light, nor even the ones who did the most for people, but certain qualities were attractive always. They say the sculptor sees the statue in the block. That's the way I felt. I began to see the kind of character I wanted, and what's better to see how to build it. First of all, just as the main tool to work with comes the power of one day. own will over one's own body and mind. The body part I had done a good deal in already,

but now I invented a few more exercises, not for strength or skill, but merely for control. But the mind part, oh, it was such fun. For that matter, it is yet, and as far as I can see, it always will be. Just look at your story books. Here's somebody who kills a man. Quite justifiably, maybe. All he has to do is to forget it and go about his business. But he can't forget it. He cannot keep the thought of it out of his mind. It haunts him, makes him miserable.

I can remember just how it was when I killed that kitten. Father was going to drown it, and he was so rough and horrid about it always. Of course, if you have a lady cat, you do have kittens, and drowning is as easy as anything, I suppose. This was the one we always left for a while for its mother's sake, and it got hurt by a dog, I guess, or a boy, and father said he'd drown it. I determined to chloroform it instead, so it would never know a thing or be scared. Dr. Branson gave me a little bottle and told me how to use it, and I got the poor thing asleep in my lap and fixed the paper cone with some cloth and the point of it, and put it softly nearer and nearer her unsuspicious little nose. Dear me, I hate to think of that murder even now, how she did wiggle. I suppose some instinct warns them.

But I am sure it was easier for her than to be grabbed by father, have a stone tied to her poor little neck, and be thrown all wildly squirming into cold water. I'm sure it was right to do. Then why should that unpleasant thing keep on agitating my mind? So I practiced on that. The moment it popped up into my mind. consciousness, down it went quick, and I stood on the lid. In time I got quite rid of it. Almost everybody

has some things they would rather not think of. Very well, don't then. Self-control, active and passive. That is the first essential. Then what? What are the best qualities? And what ones do people like the best? I had such a good time studying over a lot of biographies and asking questions of the other girls. Half the time, people do not know their own minds. They will tell you they approve of such and such qualities, but the people they like the best don't have them. Of course, I know better now than I did at 16, and I dare say I shall know more when I'm 20, but even as a young girl, I could see the facts in the case pretty fairly. The most truly useful qualities are good sense, goodwill, courage, and power to act.

But the qualities people like the best are cheerfulness, politeness, and taking an interest in them. It's funny, people cannot abide anybody who is always talking about himself or herself. They call it selfish, and self-centered, and self-conscious, and conceited, and all sorts of hard names. But they dearly love the people who will smile intelligently and listen and be interested while they talk about themselves, this much i saw right away and it did not take long to put it in practice it must be done delicately and within reason of course people are suspicious of what they call flattery it is an honest interest that they want real sympathy and to be understood that being understood how we do ache for it i wanted it too when i was real young but as soon as i really began to think about it i said me understood how can they and if they did, then where would be all my plans? So I put my foot on that little desire at once, and fell to work trying to understand other people. Good manners, that goes a long way.

I read about those splendid old French noblemen and noble women being guillotined and not noticing it and all sorts of stories of high courtesy, and tried to imitate them. Then I ran up against something. People do not like your good manners to be conspicuously better than theirs. Sometimes it is good manners to use very poor ones, just to accommodate. Good manners that don't show. That was what I tried for, and I had several grades for use on different occasions. Not to get confused and betray myself, I analyze them a little, and after all, courtesy is just self-control and goodwill, plus intelligence. Cheerfulness was harder. Life was so deeply interesting to me, and I worked so hard at it, that I was inclined to glower a good deal.

However, as soon as you've got yourself control going, you can acquire any characteristic you please, within reason. I took Peggy for a pattern at first. Dear mother was sweet and patient, but not cheerful. How could she be having father to put up with night and day? And he wasn't cheerful, dear nose. Neither was Allison. It has taken me several years to get all these characteristics well in use, but I have. Peggy told me only yesterday that old Mrs. Watson told Mother she thought I had a lovely character. I'm pleased, of course. Well, one day I said to myself, come, here you are, 16 and over. All this training going on and nothing happening. Aren't there ever going to be any adventures? In books, things happen. In life,

you have to make them. decided I wanted to travel. Travel for a young girl means visiting, and generally visiting relations. I knew I couldn't get to see father's relations, even if I wanted to. Mothers were all in Pennsylvania, and here we were up in Massachusetts. Grandpa Chester lived on a big farm. His father had kept an inn and made a nice little fortune on it. Grandpa kept it, too, for a while, then put his money with a real hotel in Philadelphia and got richer, then into a summer hotel by the ocean and got richer still. Then he sold them both and retired.

There he was on his big beautiful farm, with plenty of money, and here was poor mother having to beg and tease father for every cent she got. You see, grandpa could not bear father, I don't wonder in the least. He did not want mother to marry him, and mother just would and did, and there we were.

at first grandpa felt horribly about it naturally then he sort of got over it and used to have us visit him and mother was foolish enough to persuade him to help father in his schemes but father's schemes never came outright and grandfather got angry all over again mother didn't say it like this but this is what happened i could make it out easily enough from what she said grandpa hadn't been to see us nor we to see him since i was ten though, of course, Mother rode. He wouldn't ask father there, and she wouldn't leave father. Then I began to write him letters, nice, simple, affectionate ones, but funny, too. I knitted him a pair of socks, just to show I could knit, and made him a blanket wrapper, to show I could sew. Grandpa was a widower, you see, and even if he was rich, he liked to have people think of him.

And I made him some jelly, the kind he liked best. I wrote a letter on purpose to ask him, and once a particular kind of fruitcake mother had the receipt of, you can't buy it. When it came vacation, I asked Grandpa if I mightn't come and visit him. I said Mother was pretty well, and Peggy could help her at home, and I had saved all I had for the trip, that I was quite grown up now, and it would only take one day, starting early. I said I was afraid father wouldn't like it, but that I hadn't asked him yet. Maybe he wouldn't let me. That annoyed Grandpa, I think.

Anyway, he said he should like nothing better than a visit from his industrious granddaughter and sent me a ticket with careful directions and told where he would meet me in New York. This seemed a pity, but I should at least have half the trip by myself and something might happen. The real adventure was in getting started. Father never would consent to it, I knew, but it is one thing to refuse to allow a person to go and another to get them back again. I was sorry for mother, too.

Father would blame her, of course, but I had been so careful all that winter, so good and so, so ordinary, that I felt as if I should explode if something didn't happen. This wasn't disobedience, for no one had forbidden me to go. It was just enterprising. I packed all I needed in a flat brown paper package and added to it some stuff we had to change at the store. It wasn't going to be a long visit that was pretty sure. I did not have to take much. After father had gone downtown, I trotted off,

not telling Mother, because if she didn't know, Father couldn't scold her quite so much. I didn't sneak, told Mother I was going to change that gingham, at Brownings. I was and I did. Lying is not necessary. I always tell the truth when I tell anything, nothing but the truth. As to telling the whole truth, nobody can do that, we don't know it. Then I mailed a note that she'd get before dinner telling her all about it, and that I'd slipped off so as not to have to tease father, sent her grandpa's letter in all, and told her I would let father know downtown. I did. He got my letter by the last mail and was displeased of course that was to be expected but by the time he

got his letter i was in new york with grandpa but the best fun was my own journey alone i had been over the road before as a child and had plenty of directions but it was exciting all the same so much of my life was inside so many of the things i did i had to keep to myself and behaving just so to all the people about me was still so much of an effort that it was just magnificent to be at large. It rested me, miles of me. I am not pretty, nor in any way conspicuous. Sort of mouse-brown hair, bluish eyes, I always wished I'd had the Italian eyes, but Peggy got those. Mine were scotch. A healthy-looking girl. Who wouldn't be with all the training I've done, but not especially attractive. The compliments I've had are from old ladies and gentlemen, and not very many of them,

but they please me. I am quiet and well-mannered, and always pleasant, they say. I sat there in the car, with my bundle and little shopping bag holding my ticket, and looking like any young girl going somewhere. But I felt like Balboa. People got in, crowds of them. A big woman tried to sit down by me, and I politely got up and gave her the window. Then I was able to get out when I wanted to. Some people were pigs, took two seats facing, and filled them with bundles. A little woman with a child and a baby couldn't find a place and had to sit on the square-backed end seat and hold them both.

When the conductor came through, I asked him if there wouldn't be room for that little woman with the baby in front of me where the two ladies were. Conductors are generally nice to women with babies, and I suppose they have their troubles with the piggy kind often enough. He scowled a little, went and spoke to the baby woman, brought her back, and piled the baggage of the other two up over their heads and under their feet. They had to sit together then, and wished they hadn't turned the other seat over, I guess. Small children are tiresome neighbors sometimes. By and by, I borrowed the baby. I like babies and they like me. This was a jolly one. The big woman beside me

had gorgeous clothes, and she didn't seem to fancy having the child touch her. Isn't he a deer, I said, smiling up into her face. But as soon as there was another seat-bacon, she squeezed out and took it. I made a mental note for future use. When you don't like your seat-mate, borrow a baby. Then the baby began to play peek-a-boo with his sister between the heads of the two ladies in front of me, and by and by they changed, too, getting the brake-man to. to take their baggage. Then I slipped into their seat, and the baby went to sleep with his mother

and the little girl with me. It was a real family scene. But she got out. More people came in. The seat was turned again, and then there came and sat by me a man. I didn't like him at all. His breath was like fathers, but more tobaccoy. His clothes were too showy. He had rings, big rings, and a big watch chain and a big scarf pin. He looked me, over a while and then spoke to me. I felt a real thrill. This was going to be an adventure, I hoped. Travelling alone, Miss, he asked. Anybody could see I was, but I said yes. Going far? To New York, I answered. I could see him meditating on that, and I didn't like the way he meditated. He looked like the villain in books. I had so wanted to meet a villain. Going to your folks, he asked,

a very friendly voice, too friendly. I've left home, I said, and drew myself up a little and turned my face away. But I could see him, for he leaned forward, with his arm on the back of the seat in front of us, and looked me over. Got friends living in New York? he next inquired. No, I said rather reluctantly. He sat back at that, pulled his waistcoat down, thought a minute, and then made some general remarks about the big city.

Presently, he asked if I was expecting to get work in New York. I said, I hoped to. I did, always had, do yet, someday I will. Do you know what hotel you're going to was his next question? I can ask a policeman, can't I? I said, looking up at him. Don't ask anything of a New York policeman, he said heartily. Just you trust to me, young lady.

I'll take you to a nice hotel. I do not want an example. expensive one, I said carefully, and he chuckled over that. Oh no, he said, not an expensive one. Grandpa's letter had said, give your bag to a porter and come to the lady's waiting room. I will be there near the inside one, the rest room. If we miss each other, tell the matron and wait in that room. That is safer than by the gate. I had no bag and wouldn't let the man take my little bundle, but I told him I had to go to the ladies' room first and went. I could read the signs, and he trotted right along and said he'd wait for me. Oh, it was fine, just splendid. Even if

Grandpa hadn't been there, I knew there was a woman who took care of young girls traveling alone, and I'd tell her. But Grandpa was there, and he's a big, strong old man, and has a temper, if he is a Quaker. I told the villain to wait a minute. I'd be right back. And I was with Grandpa. Grandpa collared him and dragged him to a big policeman, though he struggled awfully. I'm afraid he did not spend the night in that nice hotel. End of Chapter 4.

Chapter 5 of Benignia Machiavelli. This is a Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. read by winnifred assman benignia machiavelli by charlotte perkins gilman chapter five grandpa was pleased to see me i think but got very angry about that man i did not tell him how he had sat by me and talked i just said he got out with me and would carry my bag that was true and i began to ask grandpa questions about the farm so as to take up his mind i can't stay long, I said. Mother was glad to have me come, I'm sure, but I didn't dare tell father till today. I'm afraid I'm a very naughty girl, grandfather, but I just left word for father. I knew he'd stopped me if I asked, and I had the ticket, and I did want to come so. Are you angry with me?

He tried to tell me that it was wrong to come away like that, and I was very meek about it. I can't say I'm sorry, though, I told him, because really I'm glad. just as glad as can be. But father will be sure to write for me to come back at once, and you'll have to read it, and then I'll have to go right home. Never mind, tell me about the cows, grandfather, and the white-tiled stalls, and the white clothes of the dairymen, and everything. I had been reading up about model dairy farms. I read somewhere that Edward Everett Hale said if anybody would spend one winter reading up on any chosen subject, they would know more about it than anybody else except the great specialists.

I'd never given a whole winter to anything yet, but I'd found this, and our librarian had helped me to it, if you want to know something about something quick, you go to the most recent encyclopedia and get your outline. Then you look up some of the books mentioned, and you finish with Poole's index, get the very latest articles in the technical magazines. In a day or two, you can learn lots and lots of

lots, especially if you know how to pick out the most important things, not clutter up your mind with too many details. The librarian showed me that part. Seems to me they ought to teach us that way in school. Well, I had quite a fund about grandpa's subjects, and I chattered some and listened more, and asked him if he'd seen the article about Lord Estherville's new farm in the country leader, or if he'd read Mr. Brush's book on milk. That man is a doctor, a veterinarian, and a dairyman. He ought to know. This was while we were on the train going to Philadelphia.

And while we stopped at Trenton, I saw a telegraph boy coming through the car calling Chester, Chester. Grandpa had stepped out to get a paper, so I said to the boy, it's for my grandfather. He'll be back in a minute. It is expected. It was. I had a dreadful feeling that father would telegraph, but I never dreamed he'd do it on the train.

Never knew anybody could. So the boy skipped off and Grandpa came back, but the telegram was in my pocket. I had peaked at the name at the end, but I didn't read it. I didn't mean to. As for Grandpa, he could honestly say that he never got that telegram. He never did. I breathed a little easier then. They'd expect me back right away and would get my letter. instead. I wrote a nice one to Father, telling what a nice time I was having and how grateful I was, just as if he'd sent me with his blessing and a card to Mother, too, telling her I'd written to Father, that Grandpa met me all right and everything was lovely. Then they'd write, of course, but I should at least have been there. On the other train I was pretty still. Grandpa asked me if I was tired,

but I said, no, it wasn't that. Was I homesick already? Oh, my. no, I said, no indeed. But I was afraid that, tell me, has a grandfather any rights? What do you mean, child? he asked. Why, mother is glad to have me come. She'd come herself, you know, only, only I know, he said grimly, nodding his head. And I'm as glad as can be to come, to see you in the wonderful farm. But suppose father shouldn't like it a bit. Sometimes father is a little, well, he doesn't seem to realize how much other people want a thing. Suppose he wrote that you must send me right back. Would you have to do what he told you? Grandpa set his jaw. He had a big, quiet face, a lot of strong gray hair, eyes that looked as if they'd like to be fierce, but it

wasn't right, and the little wrinkles round them that laughing makes. I'll send you home in good order, he said, and in good time, don't you worry about that? I didn't anymore. Mother told me afterwards that father wrote a very peremptory letter, very peremptory indeed. He told her all about it, and she cried and tried to make him not send it, but he did. They were looking for me the next day in answer to the telegram it appeared, and I didn't come, and then he wrote. Meanwhile, I'd given Grandpa the big handkerchief I'd initialed for him, and he'd taken me all over the farm, and we'd had a long ride over the place and around it, and a real nice evening together. I sat on a little stool by his knee, and asked him to tell me things about when he was a boy,

and about his mother when she was a little girl, and we got on beautifully. Next morning I was up early, and got all the morning mail and brought it in. Sure enough, there was that letter. I gave Grandpa all the others first, and then slowly brought that one out. Here it is, I said, and you'll have to read it, and it'll say to send me back at once, and I'll have to go. Grandpa turned it over in his hand and studied it a while. It's your father's writing, and I dare say you are correct as to what he says, but as to having to read it, I do not know of any law that compels a man to read his letters till he's.

he gets ready. I can answer it, he went on, a slow smile crinkling around the corners of his eyes, without reading it. Mother told me about that, too, long afterward, for father was so enraged that he shook it in her face, made her read it, and blamed her for the whole thing. Grandpa acknowledged his favor postmarked the 14th, said he had not yet found time to read it, and went on to tell what an extremely pleasant visit he was having from me. Of course, father answered furiously, got no reply to that, and then made mother right. She was frightened and worried, but Grandpa wrote her a letter saying that I was perfectly well and happy and in safe hands. He added that, if her father disinherits her, I will not.

That quieted father some. I learned a lot at Grandpa's. Having already picked up a good bit of the theory of dairy farming, I was immensely interested and studied the practical workings with real enthusiasm. I was up early to watch the milking, and Grandpa let me learn to milk on an unimportant cow they kept for their own use. She was just as good as the others, but they weren't watching her records so religiously. So I milked assiduously, morning and night. You never know when a thing like that is going to be useful.

i watched the dairyman the real difficulty grandpa told me was with them there had to be a good many of them young fellows mostly and they simply would not be as careful as they ought to do they earn much i asked more than they deserve he said and gruffly too i saw that there were limits to the legitimate curiosity of granddaughters but i learned all he told me and a good deal more and i studied grandpa assiduously i like that word. It seems to stick right to a thing and shake it. I tried to think of something I could do for him, but beyond small services and presents, there wasn't anything to do. He had plenty of money. He had plenty of occupation. He had plenty of servants to wait on him. And he had a housekeeper, a fine one. She was a big, handsome woman, very efficient, with smooth, pleasant manners. But I could feel at once that she didn't like me. Now why shouldn't she? I'd never done her any harm, and I wasn't staying long enough to alienate Grandpa's affections, as they call it.

She was polite enough, more than I liked, but I was just as polite as she was. All at once I remembered. Of course, she wanted to marry Grandpa. Wasn't he a widower, and rich, and old, and alone? That is, with no real family. of his own to love and do for? In the books I had read, there were ever so many of these housekeepers, very designing persons, and sometimes successful.

I studied the situation carefully. What could I do, if it was so, what on earth could I do? Maybe she didn't want to marry him after all. I looked at her, and I looked at him, and studied about it. Of course, I didn't look as if I was studying. She was not the oily kind of villainous you read about, just calm and interested and agreeable.

I made up my mind to find out if that was her natural manner or put on. It was not hard to make friends with her, for she was being as friendly as could be to me, and I stayed with her quite a little when Grandpa was busy. Her housekeeping was admirable. I admired it warmly, praised her preserves, which were really praiseworthy, and her way of managing everything. She showed me about, showed me the linen closet and the cedar closet and cedar chests. I guessed she wanted me to be impressed and tell Grandpa. I was impressed, and said so too, right before her. But I also got very friendly with the maids, as far as I could.

There was a little new one, a chambermaid, who did my room, and I found that she was awfully afraid of Mrs. Mason, that she was very strict and harsh with them. That wouldn't appeal to Grandpa as any harm. He liked discipline. Gerta was a Swede, the chambermaid, I mean. The parlor maid was a German. It took a lot of girls to keep that big house in order. Gerta was very pretty and very lonesome and homesick, poor dear.

She had no end of admirers, though, not only the dairymen and farmhands, but the tradesmen who came driving up in their joggy little carts. And she used to tell me about it, what they said and did, having no one else to confide in. She didn't like the German one, or the cook, who was English. She said they didn't like her either. One day she was feeling dreadfully because Mrs. Mason had scolded her for flirting with the dairy foreman, and she confided her feelings to me. Of course I encouraged it, or she wouldn't have dared. She said Mrs. Mason was so severe with them all.

and so hard on them if they did any little thing that she threatened to send her away without a character if she caught her alone with any of the men again she said you swedes are all alike sobbed gerta she may scold me but not my country and she is not so good herself i know that i wondered what gerta knew and set myself to find out it was not very difficult the child was angry and miserable enough to tell me anything for a little kindness. I comforted her all I could. She seemed younger than I was, though really older in years, told her I knew she was a good girl, and had perfect confidence in her. I had. I could see just the kind of a girl she was, the victim kind, good but childish and weak, not using her brains at all. Well, it appeared that one of the butcher boys had resented

Mrs. Mason's snapping him up for joking with Gerta and had told her, Gerta, afterward, that the old lady had better be careful how she pitched into him, that he could take her down a peg if he wanted to tell all he knew. I told Gerta that it was her duty to her employer to find out about it, that Mrs. Mason was only an employee, and that if Mrs. Mason was doing anything she shouldn't, why Grandpa ought to know it. Then I represented it. to her what fun it would be to have a sort of stick to hold over her, even if we never told. And then I said, I didn't feel sure the young butcher man really knew anything, or that he would tell her if he did. Gerta tossed her head at that, and a very decided sparkle came into her

clear blue eyes. She had such a peachy complexion, and her neck was round and straight as, as well in the books they say an alabaster column, but hers was so soft and cuddly that it didn't remind me of a column at all, nor yet of alabaster. I teased her a little more, and she just said, You shall see, Miss McAvelli, and went off to make more beds. We heard Mrs. Mason's foot on the stairs. Gerta was a very determined little person when she made up her mind. She began to encourage not only the butcher, but the baker and the, I want to say candlestick maker, but it was only the grocer, and one and all of them told the same story. She has a rake off, Miss McAvelli. That is what they call it. There go large bills to Mr. Chester, and not all of it is to the tradesman.

She does all the ordering and gets her 10% off, but Mr. Chester does not get it, not at all. Now this was something worthwhile. I felt as Machiavellian as could be and wondered how I could get the facts and prove it to Grandpa. For once I was helped by Fate. Fate is not very dependable as an assistant and is quite apt to work the wrong way. But this time it happened beautifully.

It appeared Mrs. Mason had a son. She always represented him as a most noble young man, but I had my doubts of that. Anyway, this son was sick in a hospital, and she had to go to him. I was all sympathy and told Grandpa that he could let her go as easy as not, that I'd keep house for him. I had done it at home and knew how. He hadn't much confidence in me, I guess, but Cook was a dependable woman, and Mrs. Mason said she would be back in a few days, a week at most, she thought.

He let me try. There really was nothing else to do. It surely wasn't worthwhile to get a new housekeeper just for a week. Off went Mrs. Mason on a Saturday in real distress. I was quite sorry for her. No woman wants her son to be sick, no matter what her own designs may be. Whether she was that kind of a designing woman, I don't know. And as a matter of fact, I never did find out. But that she was cheating grandpa was clear enough.

I spent Saturday evening studying cookbooks and menus. Sunday the market report. and started out early Monday morning to see all those tradesmen. Grandpa was much amused at my business-like heirs. He let me have the buggy with the old mare and a good deal older man to drive me about, one who knew the people we traded with. It was lucky that I'd been about a good deal already

and picked up some information. Now I was in a position to use it. It had not taken long to run over the supplies in the house. The cook helped me do that. She was a very competent sort of person, and I had shown great respect for her ability without treating her as an equal. I learned about that from our Allison. She had worked for English families, fine ones, and had always had a good deal to say about

their manners, and how superior they were to ours in America. There was a lot of food on hand stored away, and yet Mrs. Mason had kept buying and buying. I determined to keep all my accounts separate, and asked, grandpa to let me pay cash for the week, so as not to confuse the accounts. So he made an estimate from a number of the monthly bills and gave me a quarter of their average amount. Then I used all the intelligence and experience I had, as well as a disarming expression of childlike confidence. I had the catalogue of the biggest grocer in the town, where we traded, and a list of things, quite a good one because there were a lot of us to feed.

With the list and the prices, I asked the principal man in the store if he would give me a cash discount if I ordered all my groceries there in weekly supplies like this. I showed him the money already and told him my name was McAvelli, that I was newly come to the place

and was being allowed to try my hand as housekeeper, that I wanted to show how much I could save. He never realized that it was the Chester account till he agreed to make the discount I asked. Then he inquired about Mrs. Mason, and I told him she had left rather suddenly. I didn't tell him why, nor that she expected to back, just tightened my mouth a little,

and said my grandfather was letting me try, and I was considering where to place our trade. He looked at me a little queerly, seemed to realize that a small honest bird in the hand was worth a dishonest cassowary in the bush, and said he hoped I would make no change, that he was sure I should find everything satisfactory. I told him I was sure of it,

with the confiding smile and skipped out. There was singularly little trouble with the tradesman. Of course we raised our own vegetables, lovely fresh ones, of all sorts and kinds, and had our own milk and eggs and chickens. The eggs, Grandpa said, did not pay very well, but I had a shrewd suspicion as to the reason. The man who had charge of the henry

was very friendly with Mrs. Mason, and I felt sure there was a leak there. He had showed me all over the place, showed me the nests, and even told me how many hens were laying in the first day or two of my visit. Since then, he had been at some pains to explain that they were not laying at all regularly,

and there were certainly not enough, after our family consumption to suit Grandpa's ideas of profit. I made a special study of that Henry, hen's eggs are golden eggs to the producer, and then I asked Grandpa if he would do me a favor, just one. What now, young lady, he demanded. Housekeeping money gone already? It was only Wednesday.

Oh no, I said. The housekeeping's getting along all right, and I do hope you like the meals, grandfather. They do very well, said Grandpa. He did not believe in praising people over much. I didn't mind what he said about the meals. I'd seen him meet them. This is something very particular, I told him.

You know, I've kept hens at home and made them pay, too. I really do know quite a lot about them. And I think it's funny, really very funny, that you don't get more eggs. Now, will you let me collect them, just one day? send Joe Farrell on some errand or other, make him take a day off. I can attend to everything for one day, the incubators and chicks and all. Grandpa put down his paper and looked at me severely.

Do you mean to say you think Joe Farrell is dishonest? I don't know of Grandfather, and I can't tell till I count the eggs myself. But so many hens on proper food at this time of year ought to produce about so many many eggs. I forget now what the number was, but then I had it all worked out. And they don't, not by a good 30%. He looked at my figures. I had the books there to show him, and the poultry journal, and nodded his big head slowly up and down. You take a very lively interest in affairs for so young a person, he said, looking at me almost disapprovingly. I guess it's because I am so young grandfather. You see, all of the very

all this is fresh to me, and I'm, well, I suppose I am proud of the way I worked my little Henry. I was, it always gave me pleasure to recall how many more eggs I had than there were hens. Of course, I'm only a beginner at housekeeping, but I did it all the summer mother was so poorly, and she said I did as well as she herself. Really, I did it better, a lot better, but I never told her so, nor yet Grandpa. After a while he agreed to send Farrell away on a sudden errand, told him he'd be responsible for the hens for one day, and I had my chance. The hens were all right. There were three dozen more eggs than the day before, 38 to be exact. I was awfully pleased. Grandpa wasn't. He sent Farrell off again for another day, and the hens kept up the record.

Then the man returned, nothing being said, and he seemed to have him. most discouraging influence on those birds. Well, he was fired pretty quick, and a new man found that knew not Joseph, that is, Mrs. Mason. Ferrell was mean enough to accuse her of putting him up to it, and sharing the prophet, but Grandpa didn't believe him. I didn't say anything, not yet, but kept house for all I was worth. She didn't come back at the end of the week, sent word that her son was worse, asked for a fortnight, hoped we were getting along all right, under the young lady's care. We were. We got along beautifully. Gerta tried to be lazy to take advantage of our previous friendliness, but I told her I was a real professional now, that I meant to be nice to all of them,

but she'd have to do her work, not only as well, but quite a bit better than she did before, and I showed her how. You see, my mother was an exquisite housekeeper, not a good business manager, not at all, but as a work manager, she was fine. Grandpa began to look very appreciative. The place seems more as it used to when your mother was with me, he said, and your grandmother. You look like her a little. I don't really believe I did a single bit, but he thought so. And if I didn't look like her, I'm sure the things he had to eat looked like what he used to have,

and tasted so too. I had brought Mother's old receipt book with me, the little handwritten one that was her mother's, and when the solemn English cook wouldn't undertake a thing, I just made it myself. There were popovers. She had never seen or heard of popovers. And there was real sponge cake, all eggs, no baking powder, and real pound cake, pound a butter, pound a sugar, pound a flour, and a dozen eggs. The most Pennsylvania-ish things he had had right along,

but they seemed to please him better now. and I made some sweet pickle, the green tomato kind. He smiled all over his face that night. You certainly know how to cook, Beninia, he said, as pleased as could be. You take after your mother and your grandmother, too. I don't begrudge you the housekeeping, my dear, no matter what it costs. That was a lot for Grandpa to say, and it pleased me ever so much, just to succeed like that, to say nothing of what else I was trying to do.

I kept account of the eggs we used, the milk we used, and the butter, all the stuff of the farm, and found that I was getting on with less. I had a real square talk with the cook about it. I know I am young, Mrs. Owens, I said. I never could get used to saying Owens. It didn't seem right to me. And you have had far more experience, but I will give you a dollar a week extra out of the housekeeping money if you will help me save it. She was a desperately saving person, in money, I mean, had some family defendant on her, I imagined, though she never said so, and this pleased her. There was almost a gleam in her large dull eyes, but all she said was certainly Miss. Meanwhile, Mrs. Mason's son failed to recover, and she failed to come back, and kept on writing letters and begging for one week more, and Grandpa writing her to take all the time she wanted, till it was more than a month.

At the end of that time I brought Grandpa my accounts. He was sitting by the big library table with the drop-light, reading a book about the dairy industry in Denmark when I came and stood quietly with the account book, and the price lists and all. What is it, my dear, he asked, looking at me so pleasantly that it made me think of Mother. We'd had a lovely supper that night.

I asked if I might interrupt him long enough to give an account of my stewardship, and he smiled and made room by his chair for me. Then I showed him all that I'd bought, what I'd paid for it, and a good quarter of the money he'd given me left over. What's this, he said. What I've saved, I answered proudly.

He knew how well we'd lived, too. Then he got out the old accounts and looked at them. How do you explain this difference, child, he asked. I told him I paid cash in quantity with one delivery a week. that saved some, that I had bought only what was needed, that saved more. The closets are full of extra stuff, I told him, and some of it is spoiled. But 25%, he said, a whole quarter of the table expenses. I said I was not sure, could not be, but that one of the maids thought, and so on,

then he called in Gerta and questioned her till she cried, but she stood her ground and told him what the market boys had said, said, all of them. Grandpa was awfully angry. It was no use for me to try to placate him and say I understood it was frequently done, just a sort of commission for patronage. He has very strict views about honesty, my grandfather has. Mrs. Mason never came back. End of Chapter 5. Chapter 6 of Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. This Libra Box recording is in the public domain. Read by Winifred Aspen, Chapter 6. Peggy wrote me that mother was sick again, and I went home in a hurry. Father was too much worried, then, to be as angry with me as he would have

been otherwise. He needed me. When mother was really sick in bed, and had the doctor, then father used to feel badly. At least he acted so. As I grow older, I am beginning to make allowances for people, to see that they do have double natures or triple or more so, and probably father thinks that he loves mother. I heard him once talking solemn scotch religion and morality to a Presbyterian minister out in the veranda. They sat and smoked and discussed doctrines and argued over texts, and finally they got on to what the minister called the sins of the flesh. I used to think that meant diseases. It ought to. The minister was inclined to be a little lenient, but not father. A man must keep the law, he said. There is no excuse for any sin. A man must leave father and

mother and cleave to his wife. I have done so. I have always been true to Beninia. Well, if being true means sticking to her, he certainly had. But it seemed to me that mother would have been better off if he had pervaricated a little. little. Dr. Bronson was worried, I could see that. He had known Mother so long, and he seemed really interested. She must go away, he told Father. She needs a change, and rest, perfect rest.

She did, even I could see that. But she didn't go, just sat around, pale and weak and tired looking, and I ran the house. It didn't seem anything after Grandpa's. The doctor told her, she must have a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a separate room and sleep more, but she never dared mention it but once. Father was furious. He'll interfere between a man and his wife, will he? He said. We'll have a doctor who knows the laws of decency better than that. And Mother dropped the subject. She couldn't bear to think of losing Dr. Bronson. When Father scolded at Mother, which was often, I could hear in my attic because there

was a stovepipe hole that was used to warm the place when they had stoves. It was covered now with a piece of tin, but tin doesn't shut out sound much. Besides, I fixed it so it would turn, just took out a nail or two and moved it sideways. I never could see why people are so fierce about listening. It doesn't say in the Bible, thou shalt not listen. I looked, with a concordance. And there's no law against it. You have to find out things somehow, especially if you're handicapped by not telling lies. I suppose, really, that my great Italian ancestor told lies like anything, but I can't somehow.

Too much Scotch, Presbyterian, and Quaker, I suppose. When Mother was fairly well again, as well as she ever was, poor dear, I began to worry about Peggy. Peggy was about as sweet and nice a child as ever was, but Father thwarted her so. She just had to do something. She had an idea,

she wanted to go to college. But he set his foot down hard on that. College was no place for a woman. No daughter of his should be seen in such a place, and so on. So she had to give up that ambition. An ambition is a great deal of company. Wholesome, too, I think.

Next, she set her heart on music. They said she had a voice. Somebody encouraged her, and she quite blossomed out again and wanted to take lessons and even grow abroad. maybe. That idea fared no better than the other. He said he had no money to waste on such foolishness that the place for girls was at home, that a wife need not be an opera singer, all sorts of things like

that. She could sing ballads to him in the evenings quite well enough, he said. No more was necessary. Well, Peggy took to novel reading. I didn't wonder. If you can't do things yourself, you have to get interested in other people's doing them. and then father must needs cut off the novels as far as he could she did read some surreptitiously but they were no longer a real resource so of course i wasn't surprised when she began to take an interest in boys peggy's a bit older than i am and twice as pretty and then it was worse than ever it was bad enough to have father looking as he did and always around enough to drive anybody away but peggy was so pretty and mother was so sweet she loved boys she'd have liked a house full of him, and was always sorry she had none of her own, that they would come. Then when they asked Peggy to go anywhere, father always refused, always. Party, sleigh rides, skating, going to walk, anything with a young man, it made no difference he'd forbid it.

And he'd talk about it, for days, as if Peggy was planning to elope with these fellows. She would blush way up to the little pale gold fuzzes around the edges of her hair and cry, and I got so angry that I felt like being a man and calling father out for insulting my sister. Of course, after a little, she never asked to go, and tried to keep the boys away, but they would come. They'd walk home from school with her, and come to the fence down at the corner of the garden, where the alley touched our place and things like that, and father just made a business of watching Peggy and surprising her with some nice fellow.

And then the things he'd say to that young man, and to her, well i knew what the result would be well enough that is as clear as daylight in most any story a girl with a father like that and no freedom or pleasure in her life always rushes off and marries the wrong man her whole life is ruined just by having a mean father i remember one morning at breakfast it was the first of the month and a lot of bills came all together father did about as mean a thing as i ever saw or read of at least he tried to mother was wretched she had a headache hadn't slept any she said i knew she hadn't slept much for i'd been awake over and over and father was holding forth every time he sat there and opened all the bills and found fault with them said we were careless in the housekeeping that mother could keep accounts no better than a child of ten that we were extravagant look at this meat bill he said thirty-six dollars for meat alone it is scandalous woman it is for three months angus said mother it has not been paid bills don't grow smaller by neglect no said he they grow larger by neglect tis that i am complaining of it is care that makes them small intelligent care and supervision and economy you were brought up in a loose public-house where the money flowed like water all out and none in i may add if little came in it was because the whisky did not flow like water-and-and-lawed like water-all out and none in i may add if little came in it was because the whisky did not flow like water cried mother. She never could stand it to have him pitch on grandpa, and she was always doing it.

Besides, Grandpa made money enough in time. A dark red crept up to father's hair, which was red too, but not so dark, and he looked around for a weapon. I don't mean a carving knife or a poker, but for some specially mean thing to say. The letters were all under his hand. He always made Allison bring them to him first. Peggy used to get her letters, particular ones, sent to her friend Jenny Gale sometimes. But this time, by some mistake, there was one for her from Ned Wallace, right under Father's Hand. It even had the name printed on the corner, one of his father's office envelopes. Ned was a new one and hadn't learned how things were with us. He was Peggy's richest admirer, but I liked him the least of all. I don't think she cared much for. I don't think she cared much

for him, really, but felt rather vain of his attentions. He had a bad reputation, that I knew. They said he was very fast, and had had to leave college in disgrace. That's why his parents sent him abroad. And now here was father, ugly as could be, holding this letter in his hand. That was a weapon indeed. Aha, he said he, now we shall have a little entertainment. Peggy looked frightened and desperate. mother saw what he had and how Peggy looked, and she got very white. You aren't going to read my letter, cried poor Peggy. Would you insinuate that your father was not a gentleman, he asked her.

Should I read another person's letters? Like a meddlesome woman? By no means, Miss Margaret McAvelli, but you are going to read the letter, aloud. He handed it to her. Read the letter. It will doubtless be very amusing, he went on. Let us hear what you. your friend Mr. Wallace has to say. Is he the elegant young clothes horse I found you walking with last

week, in disobedience to my express commands? No, I can't, said Peggy, and held her letter tight. We will now see the virtue of obedience, as developed by the kindergarten method, said father to poor mother. You will observe, madam, how your efforts at child culture have resulted. Peggy looked desperately at Mother, and Mother began to straighten up and catch her breath. She was going to say something that I knew would make it worse when the bell rang. I started to go to the door, with other plans in view, but Father took me by the elbow and sat me down again. Sit down, said he. You have not been excused. We are not through with our breakfast, let alone our letters. Allison McNabb will go to the door, which Allison did,

announcing a gentleman to see Father. Show him in here, said Father. We shall not be interrupted in our meals. And in came Billy Anderson. Peggy gave a little gasp. She couldn't help it. But I just looked once at him, a sort of sharp warning look, and then at my plate. Billy was an old schoolmate of ours, and had always hung around after Peggy, but I think she didn't value him much. He was an ordinary sort of boy, and when he left school rather early to go to work, she hadn't missed him. There were plenty of more attractive fellows. While father, he saw the jump Peggy gave, and he turned around in his chair and looked the boy over. He remembered him, too. Billy used to walk home from school with Peggy, persistently.

It is rather early, is it not, to call upon young ladies, he asked. Billy felt that he was not exactly persona grata, I guess. Excuse me, Mr. McAvelli, said he. I am pleased to see Mrs. McAvelli and your daughters, with a little bow, but my business is with you. And what is your business with me, young man? Demanded Father. State your business at once, if you please. Then Billy, with evident reluctance, had to say that he called about

Bliss and Company's bill as they had put the matter in the hands of his agency to collect. I had heard that his last job was with a bill collecting agency, but I never thought he'd come collecting bills from Father. Oh my, I can't remember all Father said, but I did admire Billy. He kept his temper perfectly, made a little compliment to mother, got in a reassuring smile at Peggy, and, well, father showed him the door,

but he got out with undisturbed dignity and left the bill. Then father returned to the charge, angrier than ever. I admire your taste in suitors, said he to Peggy, and your suitors taste in occupation. To done on one's own account is despicable enough, but to make a business of hounding gentlemen in their own homes on other men's accounts. Getting a paltry commission, I've no doubt, making a beggarly living out of the temporary embarrassments of their bedders, tis a cross between a bailiff and a jackal. Will you ring the bell for some hot coffee, madam?

And now let us hear that letter. Peggy didn't know how to get out of it. She wasn't a bit inventive. Mother tried to shield her, but father turned on her with such cutting and disagreeable words that she grew frantic in her helplessness. and was rising from her chair to do I don't know what when Allison came in with a coffee. Then I jumped up and took it from her, turned to set it by mother, caught my foot in something,

and stumbled. The coffee went all across the table. Father pushed back his chair to avoid the flood. You awkward gout, he cried. Peggy jumped up with a scream. Are you hurt, Peggy? I cried, running to her, and began to wipe off the coffee with my napkin, getting a letter away from me. her as I did so. Mother had dropped into her chair. I thought she'd faint, and Allison came running to clear up things. Then I slipped out through the gate to get Dr. Bronson. He lived close by. I told him he must come quick, and it was time somebody came, for father was storming at Peggy and Mother was standing between them. Of course it was stopped as soon as Dr. Bronson came in. I told him about the accident, and he looked at Peggy's hand, but more at Mother, and Father concluded to go home. And Father

downtown. Mother was hysterical and, well, queer. The doctor insisted that she should go to bed and gave her bromide. When he came down, I was waiting for him. Doctor, said I, what is the matter with mother? Why don't she get better? Isn't there anything we can do? He stood looking at me, pulling on his gloves. Your mother must go away, he said. Must if she is to get back her strength. Father won't let her, said I. There isn't any money. She won't leave us. She told me it was no use when you said that last summer, that she might as well die here as anywhere. Look here, Benignia, said he. I've known you since you were a baby, and you have a good head for a child. Now you and Peggy must get your mother away. She cannot stand this much longer. I have spoken to your father about it.

She must have quiet, plenty of sleep, rest, relief from all anxiety and irritation. And off he went. It's easy for doctors to say what you must do. Father had set his foot down that it was all nonsense, that a woman's place was at home, that nothing ailed mother but nerves, which last was true enough, it wasn't muscles nor bones. I went down to the end of the garden that afternoon to think it out. There was a sort of little summer house on the lowest terrace, well-shaded, right near to the fence, and there was Peggy talking to Ned Wallace. Peggy was excited, I could see that much, and he, well, she let him put his arm around her, and I know she never would have done that if she'd been

rational. Peggy was as careful as could be. I walked slowly along with my head down, thinking, and by the time I'd got to the arbor he was gone. And Peggy didn't say anything about him. Um, said I to myself. My sister is having secrets from me. That looks as if something serious was doing. And it's not love. I know that much. He's just taking advantage of her excitement. After that, I got more and more worried about Peggy. She grew very affectionate with mother, very. Used to hang around and do things for her, and bring flowers and read to her and sit and look at her with tears slowly filling her blue eyes and rolling over.

Aha, Miss Peggy, said I to myself. You are planning to leave her. That's why you are so devoted. If it was fear that she'd leave you, you'd look scared, and you don't look scared. You look sorry. Then she was sometimes more patient with Father. She even went up and kissed him now and then, and Father never encouraged that sort of foolishness, as he called it. and other times she would almost defy him as she never used to dare, and just set her lips and

look stubborn but yet hopeful. As much as to say, I can stand it, it's not for very long. I was sure of it. I knew she met young Wallace on the way to school, just casually, and in the garden too sometimes. Father suspected as much, too, and one beautiful moonlight night he announced at supper that he should be out all the evening, not likely to be in until late. Off slipped Peggy to her room, and though she came back in a minute, I went up to, presently, and found she had left the gas lit, and pulled the burner away out, so it would show. She's going to meet him, and father is going to catch him, I said, and slipped down to warn her. But she'd gone already, and all I could do was to trot after, but I went by the Gale's yard and the alley, and got over the fence softly in the dark.

Sure enough, there was Ned Wallace holding her hands and begging for something. At least it looked like that. I slipped in at the door on the fence side just as Father bounced in on the other. As I supposed, said Father, exactly as I supposed. Making appointments with young men and meeting them alone in the dark and under the rows altogether, you indelicate young baggage. Not so indelicate as you think, Father, said I calmly, when her sister is with her, we have to see our friends somewhere, and you don't like them in the house.

Then he turned on me, of course, called me a meddler and a go-between and all manner of things, and freed his mind to Ned most vigorously. Ned wasn't a bit afraid of him. He was a big fellow, and I think he liked the excitement. I don't wish to make more trouble for your daughters, said he, or I would give you a man's opinion of you as a domestic tyrant, but for their sakes I'll wish you a good evening. He vaulted the fence and was off in no time, and we had to take it all the rest of the evening.

Peggy cried dreadfully in my arms that night. She was greatly touched by my saving her, as she called it. I don't wonder you feel so badly, said I. I sometimes think it's enough to make a girl run away from home. Now, if Ned only cared that way, he does, said Peggy, he does. And she sat right up in bed. Now look here, Ben. I didn't mean to tell you, but you've been so brave and stood between me and father,

and you can see now just how impossible it is to bear it any longer. I am going to run away. He does love me. Ned does. And he says a girl has a right to leave a father like that, that he wonders I've stood it as long as I have. He told me to keep it an absolute secret even from you. But he didn't think you were sympathetic, that's all. He won't care. Of course I'm sympathetic, I protested, and I was. I was awfully sorry for Peggy, but I didn't think Ned was the right man for her.

Didn't you think I cared, Peggy, dear? I said. Why, I've been noticing how thin you were and nervous. I thought sometimes lately you couldn't stand it much longer. I'm not going to, said Peggy. Listen, Ben. Hush, we were whispering, of course. I'm going away with Ned, Tuesday night, next Tuesday night. This was Thursday.

Won't father catch you, I suggested. No, indeed. Ned is too smart for that. We are to go to New York and take a steamer. He's got the tickets, and will be gone before Father knows. We're going to Europe. Think of it. And see Venice and Florence and Rome and Paris. Oh, Ben, I wish you were going too. I knew she didn't really love him. Oh, that's great, I said. But when do you get married? On the steamer, Ned has a friend who sails on the same boat, a minister, a college friend of his. He's young, but that's no matter. We take the night train from here and go to a hotel in New York, his brother and sister,

you know, and then take the steamer in the morning. See, here's my engagement ring. She had it on a ribbon around her neck. The ring was genuine at any rate. Aren't you afraid, I asked. No, not much. I was at first and was very careful, but Ned was very nice about it. He said I was quite right to take every precaution, but he was willing to meet all my doubts. He told me all about the minister and showed me his name in the list of about to sale, and he's shown me our tickets. Did you ask him about the license, I inquired. License? What license? No, I didn't. What do you mean, Ben? Oh, perhaps it's different on steamers, I answered, but mostly you have to have a license to be married. Peggy had read a good many books, too, but dear me, people read enough, and they

never seem to profit by it. I'd read books enough about runaway marriages, and I knew the difference between a real wild, desperate, honest lover, and a designing wretch. This seemed to me to be the wretch kind, but I mustn't make any mistakes now. How about mother, I asked. Then Peggy said how it broke her heart to leave mother, but mother didn't need her. That is, she could didn't do her any good as she was, but that he'd said, when they came back, she'd be a married woman of independent position. Peggy held her head quite high at that, and that she could offer her mother a home to rest in. If I hadn't been so sorry for Peggy and so fond of her, I should have been pretty angry with her, to be so easy to believe everything a man said to her, everything,

and never use her brains. Have you said goodbye to Jimmy Cushman, Peggy? she tossed that pretty head a little and set her red lips closer no nor i don't intend to he wouldn't come and see me any more just because father told him not to he doesn't care anything for me nor i for him i guess he'll see that when i'm gone mr cushman was a theological student and very devoted to peggy i had thought at one time that she cared more for him than for anyone and i wasn't wholly sure to the contrary now do you love "'Ned Edward Wallace's sister?' I asked. "'Of course,' said she promptly. "'Do you think I'd marry him if I didn't? "'He's handsome and rich and of a good family, "'and we have a full understanding.

"'He says I shall have some money settled on me "'to do as I like with, "'and have my own way in everything. "'Now I knew my sister pretty well, "'and she never was sorted. "'If she loved anybody, "'it didn't matter how poor they were, "'why her best friend was the poorest girl in school,

"'couldn't dress even as a little. well as we did, and we never had much but madeovers. Now here was a foeman worthy of my steel, to think of having a romance like that going on right in the family. I didn't intend to let it go far, of course, but it was fun to have it started. I felt just as sure as could be that he was planning a mock marriage, and then he would desert Peggy in a foreign land, maybe, and he might say she had died over there. He might even kill her. But I felt that was letting my imagination go too far. Ned Wallace did not look as if he would ever kill anybody. As I thought of his good-natured, handsome face, I was willing to admit that perhaps after all he did mean to marry her,

but even at that I was determined to interfere. I mustn't tell mother, of course, she had quite enough to worry her, and as to father, why, if he knew that, he might even turn dear Peggy out of doors, renounce her the way they do. He couldn't disinherit her because he had nothing for her to inherit, but he might say you are no longer a child of mine. That always puzzled my logical mind. You can't alter a fact by just saying so, surely. Of course, if it's a wife, you can divorce her, and she is no longer a wife of yours, but your child is your child whether you like it or not. I suppose that is a mere figure of speech. If it could be a fact, I shouldn't mind having father say it to me. I dare say,

if people ever discover this and read it, they will think I am an unnatural daughter to be so enraged with my own father. He may be a good citizen and all that, but all I know of him is what I see at home, and that is bad, much worse than I have been able to express. He's so hateful, father is.

He seems to like to make you feel uncomfortable. If you do anything you shouldn't, or make a mistake, he never lets you forget it. Peggy was so good as a child, he never could find fault with her much, but now that the boys were around her so, he treated her as if she were bad, absolutely. I didn't mind him so much, personally. He rather approved of my efficiency, and I took care not to thwart him, except in necessary things like that visit to Grandpa's.

That was sort of covered up by mother's illness, and anyhow it was accomplished. It was a sort of triumph, not an error, so he never referred to it much. But what I could not bear was his treatment of mother. She got paler and thinner and more silent. She was irritable, too. Used to provoke him even, quite unnecessarily, and then say just the wrong thing. And he'd rasp and rasp with that caustic tongue of his.

It was just awful. And now here was my only sister on the verge of a fatal elopement, with only me to stop her, and that without telling. She mustn't go, that's all. if she so much as started it would get about and people would say things they'd be seen on the cars of course how could i work it if i could only change her mind so that she'd give it up i tried this tried it all sorts of ways and i was perfectly astonished to see how determined peggy was all these years father had thwarted her and repressed her and forbidden her and now she had simply focused all her energies on

getting away. Nothing I could say altered her determination. Ned kept in touch with her, throwing notes in at her window at night. I saw that much. The dear girl even showed me some of his letters, and I didn't blame her for liking them. Such compliments, such tender consideration, such perfectly beautiful plans for what they do in Europe. He certainly knew how. I never did such planning in my life, and the time was short, too. I didn't want anybody to know that my sister was so foolish. In the novels, one way they thwart a villain like Ned is to bring up a former victim, and that quite convinces the future victim, and she casts him off with scorn.

But I didn't know any of Ned's former victims, and if I had, well, it didn't seem exactly nice somehow. Then I thought of appealing to his better nature. Sometimes in the books they do that. But then suppose he really meant to marry her. He was of age, and Peggy was too, as far as marrying goes, just 18. I should think if a girl knew enough to marry, she knew enough to take care of money and vice versa, but that's the way it is, so they were both free agents.

Besides, I wasn't at all sure that Ned had any better nature. No use telling, no use appealing, no victims in sight, and the time they had set for eloping coming nearer and nearer. He used to come very late indeed, prowling along that alley, and get close to the house, and she'd show a very faint light in her window, and he'd throw in his notes. Then she'd slip out and meet him in that arbor down there. I know, because I watched. I was so deadly afraid he'd carry her off prematurely.

Finally, I devised this plan. Peggy and I don't look alike a bit, but we're about the same size, and our voices are not very different. I began to poison her mind a little, very cautiously, about his habits. Of course she knew his reputation, only she wouldn't believe it. I don't think Peggy knew what being fast meant. Of course she loved to talk about him, and I would turn the conversation on the possibilities of his having done this and that

in a sort of extenuating way and quote from stories and poems. She defended him, of course, enjoyed doing it. She said he told her that he had led a wild life, that he had been horribly lonely and that no one had ever understood his real nature till he met her that now he knew he had never loved before and so on it seemed very convincing to her and if i even hinted that he had done anything very bad she would flush up and be angry as angry as you can when you mustn't speak louder than a whisper but i had read that if people are even a little in love they are jealous or that you can make em jealous and i went to work in the most insidious way not like that horrid iago but more delicately till i got her to show real feeling and say nonsense of course when a man really loves a girl he would never look at another one If he did, why, that would end it. She insisted that Ned never would now. Then I determined to make a sacrifice for my sister's sake. I suggested to her that ours was not the only garden on that lane, or the only summer house, that Lou Masters' arbor was just as shady

as ours, and that I was quite sure I had seen a girl in it more than once the very nights that Ned came. I had. I went in and out of it three times to be accurate. Of course I don't know. but I think she said something to him, for she told me that he had laughed at her for being jealous and vowed that there absolutely were no other girls for him. Then, when the time was almost up, I found that she'd sent him word to meet her at 11.30. It was a very dark night, fortunately. I went to bed early. She came up and kissed me and tucked me in, said I had been such a comfort to her, and how she hated to leave me, and that she hoped I would get to know me. by and by, and see how good he was. I was very sober. I held her tight and said that even if things

went wrong, she would always have me to come back to. That if he was just true to her, that was the main thing. You know men are a queer, I told her. She started downstairs in good season, so as not to creak, and before she had reached the back door, I had dropped down the knotted rope I'd hung down from my window, with a long coat and slippers on, and a scarf over my head the way she wore it, and just flew down to the alley. Ned was coming along very softly, but before he got to our place, I called him softly from the Masters' arbor, called him the name I'd heard Peggy use. Come in here, I said, it's safer. It was safer arbor, ours was very rickety. He came, of course, it was close to our place and made no difference to him.

By the time Peggy got down there, he had his arms around me, and I was snuggling up to him. It was very disagreeable and a good deal dangerous, but I had made up my mind to it. When I saw Peggy standing there looking petrified and watching us like a hawk, I said quite softly, Oh, Ned, are you sure? Sure, that there isn't anybody else? I heard you were attentive to Maude Beverly. i had he was keeping right on being attentive to lots of girls told peggy that it was a blind you foolish little girl he said and i will say this for ned wallace he has a lovely voice he's a sort of siren i guess a he one I don't care a bit for her. You are the only woman in the world that I love.

That was enough for Peggy. She just turned away, as still as a mouse, and was gone. So was I in another minute. I said I had to, and just ducked and ran. How I did run. Poor Peggy was crying too hard to go fast. I was snug in bed before she got upstairs. She came straight to me. Poor dear, she was feeling terribly. Oh, Ben, you were right, she said. He's down there with Lou Masters. I saw him with my own eyes. She was too angry to cry now. The more she thought of it, the angrier she got. What he threw into her window that night didn't count. She thought he was fooling her,

and the next day she sent back everything he'd ever sent her and refused to see him again. Of course, in time they might have come to an understanding, but other things happened before that. They didn't elope anyhow. End of Chapter 6. Chapter 7 of Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Read by Winifred Asman. Chapter 7

I drew a long breath after receiving Peggy that night, but I knew well enough it was only a question of time when she would do something just as foolish, maybe worse. That very night, while I hugged her and comforted her, I was thinking, thinking hard, and after she sobbed herself to sleep, I lay there, staring at the white places on the ceiling the streetlights made, all frescoed with moving leaf shadows, and planning earnestly. I fell asleep myself before getting anything worth calling an idea, but next day I simply

gave my mind to it. Something had to be done. Here was Peggy, likely to have her whole life ruined for lack of pleasant home conditions. here was mother, dear patient little mother, who hadn't a fault unless it was lack of judgment, and yes, she was a little tiresome sometimes, but who could wonder, worn out as she was? Here was mother being killed by inches. Anybody could see that. And here was father, getting more unbearable every day in his temper, in his habits, in his looks and manners, and everything. Anybody could see that, too.

and nobody to do anything but me. If it had been merely a question of putting up with father, I could have done that readily enough. One poor parent is not unusual. Some girls have two. But it was a question of which I preferred to keep, her mother was giving out completely. Now between a good mother and a poor father,

it is not hard to choose. Both preference and duty were clear, and I decided promptly. before that when I was younger I had tried to reform him as I think I've written before but I guess I wasn't old enough or he was too old anyway it didn't seem to work and things just went from bad to worse mother's health was thoroughly broken down and after the long illness she had that summer and the way he behaved to her then I finally came to a decision father must go I thought it out clearly over and over there were the two of them, one dying by inches before my eyes, the other killing her by inches, and nobody doing anything. Of course, some of Mother's friends suspected a good deal of it, but I've noticed there are two little conventions which protect a man in a case like this.

In the first place, as to the insiders, the wife must never complain of her husband. That is disloyal, as if he was a king and she was a subject. That shuts her up. In the second place, as to the outsiders, you mustn't interfere between a man and his wife. Goodness knows why. Personally, I think that if people said, Mrs. Green, you are driving your husband to drink with that tongue of yours, or Mr. Brown, you are wearing your wife into the grave by your disagreeableness, it might do some good. But most people seem to swear by those conventions, and nobody does anything. So I drew a long breath and set my teeth hard.

Father must go. I set it over till I felt like Cato about Carthage. It would take time and care to accomplish this, but it was not beyond the bounds of possibility. Few things are, if you really give your mind to them, and there seemed to be no other way to save Mother. It had taken me a long time to get a fair estimate of Father and see how hopeless things were.

But as I grew older and mother grew weaker, she told me more. Not to complain of him. She never would do that. But I could see where the blame lay easily enough. She told me about her girlhood in the quiet Pennsylvania town. They had always been comfortable and happy. She was scarcely older than Peggy when father first appeared there, full of some invention that was going to revolutionize the coal industry, I think it was.

And mother fell desperately in love with him, girl fashion, and would marry him, though Grandpa was much displeased. Father was something of an inventor and something of a promoter, but never anything that succeeded. He had a thousand plans for making money, and merely managed to spend it. He spent all he earned, which never was much, and what mother had, which wasn't much either.

Grandpa Chester helped him a while, but nothing ever came of it, and finally he grew angry and would not let him have any more. He was willing we should all live with him, for Mother's sake and the children's, but Father acted so that it became impossible. I can remember the last visit we made there as a family, and I couldn't have been over seven. The loud talking, the old man shaking a stick, Mother crying, it was dreadfully exciting. After that, we never went any more till I did.

Every summer, Mother used to look so unhappy when the time came round again. Finally, Grandpa got so uneasy about us that he gave Mother our house, settled it on her somehow so that Father couldn't sell it, tied it up so tight he could not get it away from her. It was lucky for us that we had the good house and garden, but oh, what a bone of contention it was. Father was always wanting to mortgage it, to carry out some of his schemes,

but he couldn't without Mother's signature, and she never would give it to him. All through my childhood I can really be. remember discussions about that house. He always tormenting mother about it. Woman, he would say in that slow, rasping wooden voice of his, wood with nails in it. A wife cannot hold anything separately from her husband. They two are one. The house belongs to me, in spite of the wearying laws of this unreliable country. When I can take you back to Scotland, there will be far less difficulty in the household. Now, do you perform your duty without more words

and sign this at once? This was a mortgage deed, which he had prepared in spite of mother's protests, and which had been a sore topic of discussion for years. I can't do it, Angus, mother would cry. You know I can't. It would not be right. My father gave me the house to keep, to keep for the children, so that we might be sure of a roof over our heads. He made me promise never to sell our mortgage it, never to let you persuade me into it. It was the condition of the gift. And I can't do it. I can't break my word to my father, Angus. Don't try to make me. I'll die first. Mother would get awfully nervous and upset over these discussions,

and by the time I was old enough to understand what they were arguing about, she had grown so weak she couldn't hold out ten minutes, used to break down and cry. But father could hold out hours. I used to sit by that hole in the floor and take it down in shorthand. If you have the power to reason, he would say, which I sometimes doubt, I can make you see the absurdity and the immorality of your position. Listen now, do not sit crying like an ill-behaved child. In the first place, a promise is not binding

unless it is made with free will and in full understanding of the circumstances. Now you were coerced by a domineering and unreasonable parent. Do not interrupt me. And as to understanding the circumstances, you do not understand them yet, after my logical exposition of all these years. It may be you never will, but I think even a woman can follow this. Secondly, a promise has no moral weight against an obvious duty. You were already a wife when you made that promise, and the first duty of a wife is to her husband. Thirdly, a promise under duress is null and void in law and reason. Fourthly, since the duty of a wife is to her husband, and your husband needs to raise money on this house, you have no right to resist him.

Fifthly, the duty of a mother is to her children. Your children need many things they have not, for lack of the money to be raised on this house and used by me in legitimate business. Now you, with your baseless emotionalism and muleish obstinacy, pure brainless instinctive opposition based on no rational premises, are sinning against both husband and child, defrauding your family of its rightful prosperity. Can you deny that? Answer me now. Mother wasn't a bit logical. He would make her admit this and that and the other premise and then prove his points one after the other relentlessly

in that dry monotonous voice, and Mother would get all worn out. She'd go back on her admissions and deny his conclusions and return to her original position after she was logically completely driven off it. So Father grew angrier and angrier. It was irritating the way Mother wouldn't argue, but then it was more irritating the way he could.

And she'd cry and he'd say things that fairly scalded. It was awful. I don't think Mother would have minded his treatment of her so much. She had a regular talent for suffering if he had been fair to us children, or if he had been more, well, generally decent. I don't mean that father was an immoral man, no indeed. He didn't even drink in the melodramatic way

and come reeling rolling home. he sat quietly at home and drank and got uglier and uglier in his temper. He didn't beat Mother with a club nor jump on her, like the British workman, but he would make her listen by the hour to those interminable arguments of his till I have heard her sob and shake for half the night afterward, while he snored. Peggy never seemed to hear, and I never said I did. What was the use? But I kept a record. Even if I couldn't do anything, I liked to hear. I liked to hear. Peggy never said to hear. What was the use? But I to know what was going on. Sometimes I've heard Mother say, Hush, Angus, do hush, the children will hear you. And why should they not hear me,

he would demand. What I say is reasonable and right, and it would be well if they could hear it. They might understand better than you do, and small credit to them. After a while, I began to keep a kind of record of things father did, in cipher. I learned about ciphers from the gold bug, and in some other books, too. Peggy and I used to have one, and Jenny Gale and I had another. They are easy to make. I found out quite suddenly one day, after writing to Jenny all about one of Father's meannesses to Peggy, that I felt better just for writing it.

It seemed almost like doing something. Afterwards, when I got maddest, I'd go off alone and write it all down, in Cipher, and it did me good. So I kept a blank book just for Father. It said on the cover, 3-I-I-S-T-X-O-E- Plus. I would never have told what was in it, even under torture. That is, I made up my mind not to, but Mother never interfered with our play.

She seemed to think we had a right to keep things to ourselves, and though Peggy wanted to know, she didn't use torture. Father never saw it. I began this book when I was just twelve, and in two years' time I was astonished myself to see how it mounted up. and how many kinds of meannesses there were. I've mentioned how mother loved flowers. She wanted them everywhere, in her hair, on her dress, all around in vases, and especially on the table. Her other passion was for hospitality. If she could have a table full at every meal

and a parlor full in the evening, she would flush and brighten and shine like a rose in her soft grey dress. She wasn't an orthodox friend, but always kept largely to their way of living. and she never seemed to tire of doing things to make people comfortable. She was proud of her cooking too, and no wonder it was a natural genius with her. To get up a delicious meal and serve it smoothly with a table full of flowers and guests, that would have satisfied Mother in heaven, I think. But, Father, he would not have a flour on the table, and would prove to you at an hour's length if you didn't give in sooner,

that to have them there was unsuitable and unhygienic, and inartistic and in every way deleterious. But he'd smoke his pipe at the table, I noticed, and it always made mother sick. When I was little, and we were better off, and father hadn't taken this stand, I can remember mother sometimes sitting up there across the roses, and just basking in compliments about her cooking from the friends assembled. But we got poorer and poorer, and father more and more disagreeable, so that we could never have any company unless it was the minister. He called, of course, and mother would ask him to stay to tea, and he sometimes did, and father seemed to have a lingering respect for the dominee, as he called him, so that he wouldn't

be rude to him at the table. But even then, mother was always broken down next day, having been kept awake and crying most of the night to hear father talk about the priest and the woman, with volumes of ancient history of the most unpleasant description pouring slowly and tediously forth. I thought it was simply insulting to mother, and it was. Now I had watched all this for nearly ten years, noticing more and more as I grew older, of course, and, at the rate it went on, another year or two would see poor patient mother either mercifully dead or unmercifully driven crazy. It was the ceaseless irritation, the criticism and caustic comment, the being hindered in everything she wanted to do, and the uncertainty about the...

money. That is worse than plain poverty. Of course, father brought home something, paid for the coal and so on, but a lot of that was just on credit, and how mother did hate a debt. He told her that if she wouldn't let him mortgage the house, he would simply do the same thing by getting in debt. It would be sold over our heads by the sheriff. But I guess his credit wasn't good enough to do that, really. So I focused all my attention on this most important problem, how to to get rid of father. This was no light matter, I realized that. I should have mother on my hands then, and Peggy too. But I knew the difficulty with her wouldn't last long. It was only a question of steering her into reliable matrimony. With all the ways I had of earning money, I didn't feel

worried about mother. Besides, I had plans for her. As to her missing him, I couldn't believe she would. Even if she did, I didn't believe that missing him would be half as bad for her health as having him. Well, the first thing was to establish friendly relations with father as far as possible. There never had been any open break between us. I was wise enough for that, and he was no mind-reader. But now I wanted to get en rapport, I think that's what they call it. I studied him as if he was new, not just his looks. There was nothing new there except some group. in the red of his thick hair, but his character. I must be sure of him, very sure. It is surprising how much interest there is in anybody, once you really give your mind to them. If it had been only

myself, I should have become almost fond of him, because when you understand just why a person does a thing, you don't mind. Study means interest, and interest is pretty close to affection. I mean to remember that, if ever I marry a man who turns out to be disagreeable. I mean to marry, of course, but not for ever so long. There are things to do first, lots of them. Well, father's strong points were science and invention, that I knew, of course. Fortunately, I liked them too, and it was not difficult to do a little extra reading, to ask his opinion or advice, to consult him about things I found rather hard to understand.

I never saw anybody who didn't enjoy teaching their favorite topic to anybody who was interested in it. and I believe parents have a very particular fondness for seeing their own traits in their children. It seems flattering somehow. Meanwhile, I learned a lot about mechanical engineering and electricity and things of that sort. My long acquaintance with our nice librarian helped too. He would tell me of special articles in technical magazines and I'd tell father, and we got almost chummy. It was fun in a way like walking a tightrope or something like that. to see how far I could go this way or that, and recover myself quickly if I went too far.

He was so easily irritated, so tedious in explanation, and so offensively patronizing. But I did it. I succeeded in establishing an Entente Cordial with father. Peggy had been rather cold to him ever since that time about Ned. I didn't blame her a bit. She devoted herself to Mother more now. I didn't neglect Mother, not at all. It was really a service to her to keep father in a tolerable humor, and his mind off her, as it were. Then, following along naturally on science and invention,

I took up Scotland. This was the main line of attack. I approached slowly, and with great care. Scotch history is really very interesting, especially if you've been brought up on Scott's novels and poems, and have kept up with the later authors. Father had a bookcase full of them. It had always seemed foolish to me, with as little money as we had, and a whole public library for nothing, but Father's love for books was hereditary, I guess.

I began to knit a cardigan jacket for him. I should have called it a sweater, but that doesn't matter, and used to get him to read to me out of those beloved books of his while I worked. As I've said before, reading aloud was Father's strong point in domesticity. If he couldn't talk, he liked to read, interminably. Well, I ploughed and harrowed and seated the soil. I became a better authority on Scotland than he was himself almost. I knew all those old kings and chieftains, way back to the Roman invasion, and the legends and ballads, thousands of them.

One thing I found that pleased me, that most of those nice ballads and songs were written by women, but I never dwelt on that. Where there was a doubt, Father always denied it, and when it was an established fact, he ignored it. Our own line was the background of it all. I got him to make a genealogical tree, working out all he knew of our kith and kin, and it joined with a great many printed ones that covered the kings of ancient Europe and went back to Noah's Ark. Father and I had a very pleasant time. He almost complimented me once in a while.

But his business worried him, and since Mother Remain, remained so feeble that even he hardly dared to harry her now, he got to confiding his troubles to me, or parts of them. That he was homesick for Scotland I knew. That fire I kept burning all the time. It was not only our talk and reading, but I got Peggy to play Scotch airs to us evenings. And when she said she hated everything Scotch and never wanted to see any of their screeching music anymore, I just had a good talk with her. I told her if she would play and sing Scotch things for me for another fortnight or so, I wouldn't ask her to again for three years. I'd have said ever, but you never know for sure that you may not want a thing again.

It is well to be economical, even with promises. So she used to sit down after supper, Mother always went to bed early now, the doctor said she must, and just drift along with old Scotch melodies and sing now and then, and I'd laid my book down and ask father things about Scotland till he'd get up and walk the floor, and let his pipe go out, and even forget his tumbler of toddy, while he talked of his native land. He got more homesick than ever. Then I gradually found out that one reason he wanted to get over there was that he was convinced there was coal on his land, and that if he were only on the spot, he could make sure. The work he did here might stop any day, he said gloomily. He used to get more

confidential toward the end of the evening when Peggy had gone to bed too, and I sat knitting, and then I gathered finally that he was more or less in debt, on his own account, I mean, not just the house. You have a fairly good head for a girl, Benignia, he said to me. Can you not see that if only that poor mother of yours would let me raise a bit of money on this house of hers, we could all win out clear? What is she afraid of, I asked, that we should lose the house? "'Tis just woman's foolishness,' he got up and walked about, swinging his long arms.

"'She cannot sell it, and I do not ask her to, but she could mortgage it, for a little, "'that I could pay off in a year or two at most, and no risk at all. "'I've heard you speak of a deed, is that what you mean?' I asked cautiously. "'That doesn't sound very terrible. "'It is not terrible. It is plain common sense, but your mother won't see it. "'You cannot argue with a woman,' and he says, sat down disgustedly. Perhaps when she's a little better, she'll feel differently.

Could you explain about that deed to me, father? Maybe if I understood it, I could persuade mother a little. He showed it to me without any difficulty, had it in his pocket. It was all made out, Solomon legal as could be, everything ready but mother's name to be signed. "'Tis only a miserable thousand dollars that it calls for,' he said, as if a thousand dollars was no more than a pittance. Then I could clear a little bit of a little.

off these trifling matters that annoy me here, and have enough left to make the voyage, and what little it would take over there. There's nothing in the way but your mother's obstinacy, and he'd march about again and talk about these women. If you were there, father, could you live on your estate? I asked with a serious face. Live on it. We could all live on it, he protested. There's a house and a garden and a sheep run. Do I not draw an income from it, as you know? He did, and I did know. I'd been figuring on it very carefully. If there was any way on earth of getting him over there, I thought the place would keep him in decent comfort. Then I made a little arrangement through an old school friend of mine, Mary Howard, who had gone to England to live with her father's

people. We used to correspond in Cipher. I was very fond of Mary. She was a trustworthy girl, and thought a good deal of my judgment. I had helped her out of a scrape once or twice. I sent her a message typewritten, in an addressed envelope, and asked her to send it to the Edinburgh Weekly News and Observer. That was the paper Allison took. She would have a paper of her own, wouldn't be contented with a second-hand one, but was proud to let Father read it, and he said there was no reason why we should take, too. There was a postal note to pay for the advertisement. I had that much in my secret hoard. Grandpa had given me a generous allowance to come home with, too, and I always had a little something.

I told Mary to please change the note into stamps at a post office not near to her home, and put them into the envelope. Please insert the enclosed advertisement for the issue of October 3rd, stamps for payment enclosed. That was the message. And keep it a dead secret for my sake, I told her. I said she was welcome to read it, but perhaps she'd be safer if she knew nothing whatever about it. Mary was a cautious person.

She walked a mile and a half to change that note and never peeked into the envelope at all, just sealed and sent it after tucking in the stamps. She wrote me all about it. I kept watch like a hawk for that paper to come, which it did in time. Allison read it solemnly through in the afternoon, sitting in her painfully clean kitchen by the window.

She got her work done like a sort of cold world wind and then used to sit there with a big stiff white apron on, and not a sound but the flies on the sticky paper. I borrowed the news and observer just before she went to bed, and, yes, there it was. So I put the paper down on the little stand by father's elbow, and sat down by the lamp with my knitting. Peggy had been playing for an hour or so.

The room still seemed crooning with the land of the leal, an old Lang-Zine. Nobody was up now but just us. He read along and read along. I thought he'd never come to it. But by and by he gave a start and sat there staring. What is it, father, I said, and half rose to my feet, but he folded the paper up tight and put it in his pocket.

I knew what he had read well enough. If the next of kin to the late Andrew Angus McAvelli of this city will call in person within ten days at 109 Blackie Street, Edinburgh, it will be to the advantage of the family. I had been at great pains with the wording of that advertisement. 109 Blackie Street was the address of a firm of engineers. I thought they could advise him about that coal, maybe. As to the advantage of the family, I was sure of that.

He was pacing up and down now, very grim indeed. Father, said I, you don't look well. I wish you could get a vacation somehow. I believe if you were better, mother would. would be too. He stopped short and stared at me. Benignia, he said grimly. By a singular coincidence, I was making up my mind to take a trip at once. It is only a question of persuading your mother. I didn't like the way he said persuading. See here, father, I said. I know you could in time, but I wish you'd let me try. You know, sometimes she'll listen to me, and it will save you the

worry. Just let me take the deed. If I can get it signed without her realizing that you're going, I think that will be easiest. She's so weak now, you know. He showed me the paper presently. He just had to talk to somebody. Here it is, the chance of a lifetime maybe. I must go and go at once. It'll be the making of our fortunes. I tell you, father, let me pack your things, and you start off right away without getting mother excited. Isn't this third, Is there a boat going Saturday usually? Could you get the money tomorrow if you had that deed, and go off tomorrow night, and then write mother a letter from New York before sailing? We began to plan. If you can do that, Ben, you can do me a service, just get her to sign it. If you can,

I have a man ready and waiting with the money. Part of it was owing him. That was why he was so willing, I found out later. Will it be enough, father? I asked anxiously. It will be enough to get me there at any rate. I can manage afterward. There will be more when I get to work over there. It was late before we went to bed. There was so much to talk over, but I assured him that I could get the signature early in the morning and that his best plan was not to disturb her at all. I'll tell her you were called away on business, I said, and Peggy and I'll take good care of her. We can get along for a month or so all right, or till we hear from you.

I packed his bags for him. He said he didn't need a trunk, and that he could buy things on the other side far better and far cheaper. He looked quite eager and young, fairly smelled the heather already. He planned for a very early start, but he was up so late that he didn't wake at all in the morning till I slipped in, with the deed in my hand all signed and acknowledged. She's asleep again, I said, and Peggy's not awake. They'll understand that you had to go in a hurry. He looked at his document carefully before he hurried off. However did you persuade her, he demanded.

But I just reached up and kissed him goodbye. Hurry up, I said. So long as she's not worried, it doesn't matter, does it? Be sure and bring me some cairngorms when you come back, won't you? So off he went in a sort of clumsy rush, and I watched him go, a prey to conflicting emotions. Everything was as still as could be in the house, and nothing moving in sight but a milk wagon. I felt like Lady Macbeth, or who was that girl in the turban that killed her father?

Or they said she did. Then I drew a long breath. Now, Benignia Machiavelli, I said to myself, You've got to take care of your mother and sister, and it's no crime to sign your own name that I know of. End of Chapter 7. Chapter 8 of Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. This Librovox recording is in the public domain. Read by Winifred Aspen.

Chapter 8 You needn't imagine that I let father go off without having some sort of provision in mind for mother. I had been studying mother all my life more or less, and had a theory as to what would make her happiest. It's particularly hard to understand your own. parents. They stand so close to you, and they are always there. It is like living on the side of a mountain. You can't see it. Of course, you love them, at first anyway, and admire them and all that. And then, if they turn out to be conspicuously unpleasant like father, you have to struggle

with your bringing up to recognize it. Of course, I know the commandment, honor thy father and mother, as a means to longevity, but my goodness, if your father drinks, and isn't any earthly use, and abuses your mother, can you honor that? I couldn't, and I'm willing to die sooner if that's the consequence. Then again, if once you begin to criticize and blame a parent, it is hard to do them justice, they are so near. The child, the little thing that has looked up to the big thing for so long, all its life, cannot easily see around a parent's faults when it first recognizes them. Cannot make allowances and be patient. If I'd been 30 or 40, I might have been more patient with father, maybe, but I would have assisted his departure just the same. It was the best

thing possible under the circumstances. The great difficulty with mother was her patient discouragement. I couldn't seem to get her ambitious for anything. My life is over, she used to say patiently, I must not complain. You girls have your lives before you. You will go on and marry and be happy, I hope, and I will live in your happiness. A mother's life is in her children. Now I love mother enough, I'm sure of that, but I wasn't at all contented with this prospect of her just living around in my happiness and Peggy's all the rest of her life. If it was just metaphorical, why, that would be a very slim sort of diet for her. And if it it meant practically to live in our houses after we were married. That didn't seem to be fair to any of us.

I've seen it done lots of times. When one gets to be a genuine, well-established grandma, cap and glasses and soft shoes, it is all right. There's no other right place for a real helpless, amiable grandma. But for an able-bodied, middle-aged woman to try to be a professional grandma at 40 or 50? It doesn't fully employ her faculties. Here was my dear little mother, only 40 years old, young for a man and by no means aged for a woman. Living in a daughter's happiness, even two daughters' happiness, is not a sufficient occupation for a middle-aged woman. Sometimes, being still active and having no other field of interest, they mess up the daughter's happiness a good deal. I've seen that done too. So I used to say,

sit and look at dear mother with those non-committal eyes of mine. I was always proud of my eyes. They were so inexpressive. They didn't give me away. And wonder how I could get her roused up to see that she ought to have 10, 20, 30 years of satisfying life before her, with lots of happiness of her own, to use and give away. She thought it was all over with her life on account of father. But what sort of a life did she have with him? i had a secret conviction that there was a stretch before her which she would find much pleasanter than what lay behind so i had planned out a career for mother our assets were the house and mother's motherliness of course the obvious thing was boarders i'd had that in mind for some years more or less and had been studying the business as far as i could there was mrs gale next door she kept boarders because she had a house and a daughter to bring up, and no other business. But she didn't like it, and Jenny didn't like it,

and the boarders didn't like it. Mrs. Gale was an awfully cross woman. Jenny said it was nervous trouble, that naturally she was lovely, but I guess I never saw her when she was natural. Nervous or not, the servants couldn't stand it. They wouldn't ever stay long. Mrs. Gale worked and fussed and scolded, but somehow the house was never clean, in spite of always being cleaned. That is, things were continually torn up and there was dust and flapping, but none of that still freshness that feels so good in a room. She wanted Jenny to do more work in the house, but Jenny hated housework and wanted to be a stenographer and typewriter. She said she could earn enough to take care of her mother that way, and would much rather. I backed her up,

told her what wages expert stenographers got and how keeping borders wasn't a bit good for her mother, and it was really her duty to struggle on even if scolded, for her mother's sake. So she struggled. I taught her stenography. It was good for both of us. We took turns dictating, and I tried to keep her spirits up. But what with keeping on at school and helping her mother and our nightwork besides, it was very hard on Jenny. If it hadn't been for me, she would have given it up, I know. But I used to figure out for her what fine pay she would get by and by, and how she and her mother could have a little apartment and live so comfortably on that, and how it was really for her mother's good, and she must bear up for her sake, and Jenny hung on. Mrs. Gale's

house was close to her side of the fence, and ours was close to our side. They were both big, comfortable elderly houses, with plenty of rooms, and built on about the same plan by a rich family who lived there once, brothers or sisters or something, and used to have a covered way connecting them, but that had been taken away later when the estate changed hands. Grandpa Chesterton, I think, may have had a sort of half thought of the professional advantages of the place when he bought our house, but if he hadn't, I had now. You see, it was only ten minutes walk from the city hall, but owing to the sudden hill, it was quiet and pleasant, a nice residence street.

yet close to business with such a house and such a mother borders were the obvious resource but there was mrs gale she had rather prejudiced mother oh mrs mackavelli she would say sitting rocking in our parlor when she ought to have been attending to business don't let anything ever induce you to take borders such a care and such an expense and so ungrateful and the trouble one has with servants it is bad enough in a private family but in a boarding-house. She would rock and fan herself and complain, telling how three of her young gentlemen had failed to pay their bills last year, and one had left a trunk which turned out to have nothing in it but worn out clothes and newspapers and coal. My own coal, too, Mrs. McAvelli. And Mother would agree with her sweetly and accept all her misadventures as a needful part of the business, and thank her stars that she didn't have to keep boarders. I was pretty good friends with Mrs. Gale.

Saturdays she would sometimes take me to market with her. I'd offer to carry the basket, and she would complain to me, just as she did to Mother, of the direful disadvantages of her business. Why do you do it, Mrs. Gale, I asked her. To keep a home for Jenny, of course, was her reply. A mother must do many things for a child whether she likes it or not. How would you prefer to live if you could, I inquired. when Jenny has a position as teacher, said she,

then we shall board. She said it with a good deal of determination, an expression of great relief, and also, I thought, a vengeful glitter in the eye, as if she, in boarding, would wreak on some future landlady all the injuries she had suffered from her own boarders.

Meanwhile, I studied her methods of marketing and learned how not to do it. well I had all this in my mind and put out some feelers as it were before father left I kept his going from mother quite successfully if she had known I'm sure she'd have tried to keep him mother never did know when she was well off if she thought it was her duty to have a fox gnawing her vitals she would have absolutely petted that fox I respect duty as much as anyone but I do think there is room for some discrimination. As to telling her about that mortgage, all at once, right here on the garden path, with father in a disappearing streetcar, the idea struck me that perhaps she needn't know after all. The man who was to lend the money on it lived in New York now, old Mr. Bert, I'd seen him. He would never bother us if his interest was paid,

eight percent, it said in the deed, $80 a year. That wasn't so much, about a dollar-fifference. a week. Surely I could earn more than that. I sat down on the steps and figured it out then and there. Anyway, she need not know till she was better. But that meant a new crime, intercepting letters. I felt sure I could stop off the first one, but father would write more, of course. I couldn't be certain of getting them all. Then I thought of that old rhyme. Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practiced to deceive. But it didn't trouble me any. I love tangled webs.

It's such fun to tangle them and untangle them. Then I thought of a fine thing, and I was mortified that I hadn't thought of it before. But it had taken all my intellect to manage father. I determined to stop that first letter, just tell mother that father had gone to Scotland, and not tell her how he got the money, except that he borrowed it.

Not that, unless she asked, and meanwhile get Grandpa to take her away for a visit. I had other plans to get started before she came back. So I wrote a nice letter to Grandpa, told him that now Father had gone abroad, I thought Mother would be willing to take a trip somewhere for her health. He'd asked her to before, but she never would leave Father. I told him how really miserable she was,

and that the doctor said she must have change of air and scene, and that we girls could get along perfectly with Allison. When I took up Mother's breakfast and she had had her coffee and was leaning back on the piled-up pillows, looking like a faded pink sweet pea, I told her in a casual off-hand way that Father had gone off on a business trip and left her in my care. She looked anxious at once. Where's he gone, Ben? she said. When did he go? When's he coming back? And then she shut her eyes and little streaks of tears ran down. he didn't even say good-bye to me she said very softly mother was as weak as that now motherkins you mustn't mind i said it's a business trip i didn't want to worry you about it and really i persuaded him to go off without telling you he'll write presently dear meanwhile you must get as well as you can so as to astonish him when he comes back please forgive me mother dear if i did wrong mother would forgive anybody for the asking especially us children and she didn't ask any more questions except did he say how long he'd be gone

no he didn't but then it must be quite a good while i thought rapidly and decided that she ought to know as much as possible about it so as to be settled in her mind so i told her frankly that he had seen an advertisement in the edinburgh paper and had started for scotland she looked at me with large eyes my how could he benignia where'd he get the money he was going to borrow it mother dear of a man in new york he took an early train on purpose i think he thought you might disapprove anyway i'm the one to blame so if you've forgiven me you'll have to forgive him and really, I think it will do father lots of good. He has seemed actually homesick lately. Just seeing his native land again will make him happy. Peggy was tremendously interested when she heard of it, and Alison McNabb was not only interested, but angry.

He has gone to Scotland, is it? And not a word to me. I should have been glad to send messages to my people there, and presents, perhaps. Gone to Scotland, without a word. Peggy sat with mother, and Allison, of course, was busy enough, but my main occupation now was to watch the postman. I could see him coming up James Street if I had kept a steady eye on one place between the trees,

and then it was easy to meet him between the corner and our house. Good morning, Mr. Riley. Any letters for us? There weren't any at all, so I had it all to do over for the noon mail, but father had forgotten, or been in too much of a hurry maybe, and only sent a hasty word on steamer paper just before starting. It came next day. I smuggled it up to my room, steamed it and opened it, and read it, feeling more Machiavellian than ever in my life. To my great satisfaction, it didn't say a word about the deed and the money. I suppose he couldn't bear to thank her, so Mother got her letter all right and felt relieved in her mind. Then I put my trust in Providence.

Perhaps he'll never mention it, I thought to myself. Meanwhile, Grandpa had come. He didn't write. He didn't even telegraph. He just came. Pack up her things, Benignia, he said. She's going back with me. She can have rest and change there for a while, and then we'll see. He wanted me to come, too, but I urged that Peggy ought to be the one this time. Peggy's so sweet with Mother, I told him, I shall be all right here with Allison. There's a lot of housekeeping and things to do. You must have some money to live on, child, and he left me enough for. some time. Grandpa would have been glad to support us all, without father, but mother had that stubborn sense of loyalty. She would not do what father disapproved, no matter how unreasonable he was.

Grandpa's coming in that way made my work almost too easy, but I guess I needed some leeway after all, for I was undertaking a good deal. May I do what I think necessary in the house, Mother dear? I asked before they went. Yes, indeed, child. Would every you want to do will be wise, I'm sure, she said. Mother had a high idea of my judgment, even from what little she knew of it. Now I am a housekeeper, grandfather, I boasted with pride. You'll trust me to manage right, won't you? I'll back you as a housekeeper against all comers, Beninia, but you ought to have some older person with you. I'm going to get Miss Ayers to come, if she will, I said, or maybe Miss Arthur, some of the teachers. I shall have quite a boarding-house

to manage. May I run a boarding house, Mama? She said, it'll be all right if Miss Ayers will come, do get her. And Grandpa said, go ahead with your boarding house, child. You're equal to it. And Peggy heard them, and Allison, who was putting in mother's bags and fussing around generally. So I had quite a cloud of witnesses. Of course, they didn't think I would. But what of that? The carriage drove off, mother quite rosy and hopeful looking. Peggy as pretty as a whole bunch of fresh roses, and grandpa happy enough to get his daughter back for a time. Allison stood there for a while, her arms folded watching them go. "'Tis a good thing,' she said.

"'A mighty good thing. It will make a well woman of her be like.' Then she went back to her kitchen, and I stood there by the gate alone. Never in my life had I felt such a sense of hope and power. To have father gone was like, well, did you ever hear one of the those big city coal wagons unloading down an iron chute? It takes ever so long and all the neighborhood is scraped by that dull rasping roar. If you're busy, you don't notice it much, but when the thing stops, there's such a soft, cool, rusted feeling comes over you.

And silence like a poultice came to heal the wounds of sound. Having father gone was like that. Having Mother Gone was not a pleasure in that way, of course, but it was a relief of another sort, not to have to worry about her. Nothing could be better for her, I was sure, than Grandpa's big shady house in that lovely place of his with the certified milk and eggs and the flowers. Having Peggy gone was a loss. I did miss Peggy always. But then she too had been a care lately. Now she was off my hands for a while. There weren't any young men at Grandpa's farm except the world.

workman, and when I remembered that man on the train struggling so when Grandpa collared him, I didn't worry about Peggy. So there I was, 18 years old, healthy and strong, quite a sum of money in my pocket, and a house to do as I liked with, and it was only the last week of April. I stood very tall and lifted my chest. I felt as if I was a giant, a giant let out from under something, or the jinny out of a jar. the first thing i did was to take alison into my confidence into some of it i mean she was not so much a servant as a retainer a real friend of the family and though not given to praising anybody i knew she had a good opinion of me in some ways i waited a few days and took a favourable time afternoon the work all done and she pretty well rested anyway there was so little to do now alison i said seriously how would you like to earn some extra money this summer. She looked at me suspiciously, but merely replied, I'd like it fine.

Here's a big house with a lot of empty bedrooms, all comfortably furnished, and two big parlors besides the library and dining room. Here's a garden big enough to raise a lot of small vegetables, besides our berries and fruit. And here is a woman of exceptional ability and skill, I bowed to her, and a girl who can make herself useful. She nodded, not. She nodded, noncommittally. Aye, she said. You know Mother wants me to get Miss Ayres or somebody to stay here while she's away, and you heard her say, and Grandpa too, that I might have a house full of boarders if I like. Well now, I'm thinking of getting a few real nice people that Mother knows, friends of hers, to come and board here for the summer anyway. I won't charge them much,

but if I can raise most of the vegetables, it won't cost much to feed them, and I was thinking of offering you half a dollar a week extra, for each of them. I can do all the bedroom work and wait on table. Then, if you felt strong enough, you could do some of their washing and make that much more. And besides that, if you can make real economical dishes, they've got to be fed well and plenty of it, but it don't need to be expensive, if you can make the cost come under what I've allowed for food, you shall have the difference. Allison's little eyes sparkled. It was fun to watcher. The scotchness of her came out so strong. Canny was no word for it. She asked no end of questions. Who was I going to get? How did I know they would come? How could I be sure they would pay

their bills? And so on. I told her they would have to pay in advance, and that Dr. Bronson and Mr. Cutter were going to back me up. I had asked them. She agreed after a while. The difficult point is the feeding, I told her earnestly. We've got to feed them well, very well, and have it look profuse, yet at the same time we must save all we can. Your extra profit comes in there. But if you skimp them, they'll not stay. She looked annoyed. Do I not know that child? Would I kill the goose that lays the golden eggs? Let me advise with you about the marketing, and do you fill your garden with the small things that count up so fast. Who's going to do the work in that garden, by the way? I am, of course. You'll be busy, I'm thinking. I like to be busy. Allison hadn't any idea of how

strong I was, nor how ambitious. How should she have? It's only women you're planning for, she asked suddenly. If you have men, they want a big joint fresh every day, but women like little homemade dishes. Only women so far, I said. So we started in. First, I engaged the man to plow and harrow, and I planted ever so many things. I spent a lot of time working in that garden, besides what I spent in reading up about it. It looked like a Chinese one before long, so neat and thoroughly filled, and as soon as one thing was out, in went something else. We had young radishes and lettuce and peas all summer long. We began with Miss Ayers. She came within a week, and she thought her two sisters might come if they liked it. I told her to ask them to visit us for a week and see.

Mr. Cutter was ever so much interested in my plan. I told him it was good practice for me, would keep Allison busy, and that I hoped to have a nice little sum for mother when she got back. He sent us two nice women from his church, friends of mothers. But Dr. Bronson was the best. He was Mrs. Gale's starboarder, had two rooms on the ground floor. He looked me up and down with those twinkly little eyes of his. You're a young schemer, Benignia, he said. But I think this is a good scheme. You want to surprise your mother with a fat little nest egg, do you? Well, you must have people who stay in town all summer. With Miss Ayers for chaperone, you might have a man or two, if they are warranted harmless. I told him what Allison said about hot.

joints. One that I have in mind is a vegetarian, he said. And the other is a patient of mine on a diet. I prescribe the diet, my dear. He's fussy, but we'll pay anything for what he wants. Then I have another patient or two. How many do you want? I told him I thought we might accommodate ten, but that one thing was absolutely necessary. They must be the kind of people mother would like. What's that to do with it, this summer? he asked. Then I looked as in ingenuous as one of Wordsworth's cottage maidens, and said that if anything should delay father's return, I thought it might be possible that mother would like to keep on with some of them, that perhaps it would interest her and keep her from worrying.

You know she likes company, I told him. He nodded sagaciously. You have a good head, child, I've always said so. And then he fell to thinking. Well, the house was as fresh as paint and everything clean. Allison wore the air of a mighty general. Miss Ayers sat at the head of the table. She was as interested as could be.

What grandpa left me was enough for all I had done and some extra linen and table things. By the middle of May we began with eight people, averaging $10 a week. That's $80. No rent, no extra fires, being summer, no extra service, except the $4 to Allison,

and a dollar a week for a woman to help her on washing day. I allowed two-fifty a week apiece for their food. And, if you'll believe me, Allison saved off that. You see, our garden gave us a lot of green vegetables and fruit, and we had the preserves and pickles already made to fall back on. Allison's soups were a wonder, and they cost practically nothing, just the bones we had left over, and our onions and carrots and parsley. Then she made rechofe that melted on the tongue,

and her tricks with rice and potatoes were beyond praise. We used to plan menus a week ahead, dovetailing in. It was a wonder how good things were, and another wonder how little they cost. That culinary magician actually cleaned up another half dollar a week apiece for herself, and she earned it. It takes brains and hard work to make a liberal, attractive, varied bill of fare of inexpensive materials. There are some things that everybody likes. cleanness and quiet and no flies, for instance, nice china and table linen, long sheets, light blankets in summer,

not those uncomfortable, comfortables, and light counterpains too for hot weather, plenty of towels and good-sized ones, and scrap baskets. Fortunately, we had two bathrooms, and I was in and out of them all day, keeping them clean. I had some of those small hand towels in there, too. The food business has these necessities. One is enough to eat, real substantial good food. Whatever else was on the table, I always saw to it that there was at least one copious dish, rice or potatoes or gingerbread, but lots of it, so as to make them feel they could eat freely, and good quality, of course. The next thing is looks. Most everybody likes to have their food look nice. I made quite a specialty of table decoration.

the third is variety now there's fruit i used to have a great piled-up dish for breakfast ever so many kinds perhaps bananas and apples most but five or six kinds it looked lavish but didn't cost any more than the same amount of one and i made long lists of odd things out of books and magazines and saw to it that there was something new most every day they talked about our table all over town those boarders did and i don't know that i don't know that there was something new most every day they talked about our table all over town those borders did and i don't suppose one of them ever figured out the relative cost of those delicacies. Hash is a horror, but coquettes and ramekins and hot stuff in scallop shells, that's different. I allowed myself $5 a week for my work, and I earned it. An hour before breakfast in the garden, waiting on eight people, eight beds to attend to, and the downstairs work, I was always busy enough to suit my ambitions. And there was $40 a week over, cost. clear splendid profit to astonish mother with and show her what she could do.

I wrote mother about it, little by little, that Miss Ayers had come, that she had brought sisters, that Dr. Bronson had asked me to try a patient of his, a dear soul, who needed careful diet, that he'd sent another patient who was a vegetarian, and then one more. I dare say mother thought they were women. But I didn't say so, I said patience. It was easier, because Grandpa decided to take her and Peggy on an ocean trip. Not to Scotland, mind you. He just bought the tickets and hailed them away at a day's notice, as it were. I wondered if Peggy had had any desperate admirers to start him off like that.

Anyway, they went, and when Mother came back about the end of September, she looked like a different woman. End of Chapter 8 Chapter 9 of Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Read by Winifred Asman. Chapter 9

The money part of keeping borders is easy. You have to find out how many, at what rate, will pay enough more than their food costs to enable you to provide room, labor, and a profit. Having established that, you then have only to make it so attractive to this number of people that they will come and stay. That's all very simple. I found out, before the summer was over, that there are always people wanting to be taken care of.

People who only board where they do because they know of no better place. My carefully selected few had friends and acquaintances, of course. They all talked about our table, and invited their friends to meals. 75 cents for dinner, 50 cents for lunch, 25 cents for breakfast, and presently we had a waiting list. No, the difficulty about boarders is not getting them in, it's getting them out. I made one mistake, and had so much trouble on account of it, that it has taught me the lesson of a lifetime. Fortunately, Mother was not at home, or I should never have been able to set it right.

She is so yielding. This was another patient of Dr. Bronson's, a rich, middle-aged, invalidish sort of person, willing to pay anything for what she wanted, he said. a Mrs. Miller, Mrs. Joseph Rawlings Miller, she insisted on. Though Mr. Miller was dead, and Mr. Rawlings even more so, if possible, she'd had two of them. She was so anxious to come, and willing to pay so much that I agreed I'd let her have one of the parlors downstairs. She said she would bring her own bed, she preferred to. If that had been all. She brought a whole load of furniture, heavy, overpowering sort of thing.

and a parrot. Dr. Bronson never said she had a parrot, and when I went with him to see her, it was not in sight. She had been very gentle and polite when I called. I didn't like her, but she offered to pay $15 a week, and I rapidly counted up how much extra that would be, and, well, I admit I was a fool, once. It was not the furniture that made the trouble, nor the parrot, though that was bad enough, but she turned out to be one of those people who have a natural gift for setting other people by the ears. First, she'd make violent friends with one of my nice boarders, and then with another. Invite them to matinees, make them presents, take them to ride, all sorts of attractions. And then, extracting as many confidences as she could from each one, she'd make use of her information with the others.

The way I knew this was because she tried it first on me. She thought I was so young and well ordinary that I should be easy. Little did she imagine how I spelled my name secretly. It gave me quite a shock, really, when she began. It was the first time I had met an actively designing person, unless it was grandpa's housekeeper and her designs were very limited. But to have this large, beaming cordial lady begin to ask delicate questions about my father and mother and Peggy and our circumstances generally?

Why, I had to put on all my armour at once. Even with my two handicaps, not telling lies, and always keeping up my innocent, ingenuous aspect, I think I did pretty well. Once she asked something about father, and for the life of me, I could not think of any way to get around it. So I just looked as young girlish as I could, and said, that I didn't think mother'd be willing for me to talk about my father, even to her. This with a bright smile. She liked the place, though I learned afterwards, how she had criticized it to some of the others. But she made more trouble than any six of them, always wanting things just a little different,

hotter or colder or something. Worst of all, she would bustle out into the kitchen, absolutely giving orders to Allison. It was enough to break up our entire household. The money she paid wasn't a circumstance. Why, two of my nice teachers that had been bosom friends quarreled before the first fortnight was over, and left, both of them. I filled the rooms, but there was a week between. Also, I saw more trouble brewing, a sort of coolness between Miss Ayers and her sister, a young music teacher getting tremendously affectionate with Mrs. Miller, and then beginning to make eyes at the vegetarian man, who didn't like it. This will never

ever do, I said to myself. She's got to go and quickly, too. And I began to plan in earnest. The Gales had a big brindled yellow tomcat. Jerusalem the Golden, they called him. A real fierce one. Dogs were afraid of him. That is, dogs who had made his acquaintance. He was a great friend of mine, Jerry was, and used to the house. It was desperately careless of me to leave her door open when she was out, and the front door too, and then go away upstairs. I apologized most amply, but what good did that do? She never knew whether someone stole the bird, or if he flew away of his own free will. There was a feather or two about, I believe, but she couldn't prove anything by that. Well, that was only the parrot, but it was some gain. I hope whoever caught him was nicer than she was.

She used to tease the poor bird to distraction, and then be desperately affectionate. Then I considered deeply with this result. We were sitting in the front parlor one evening after dinner, and I asked if they had ever heard such and such a story, something I had read about, promenitions and things. They were interested right off. Everybody always seems possessed to play with that subject, anything occult. Then one of them told of a telepathic communication her mother had had,

and another boasted an aunt who was clairvoyant. I asked a few questions and drew out the stiller ones. Everybody has something. Mrs. Miller, of course, had plenty to say. Her experiences were more surprising than any and more thrilling. Then all at once I asked to see her hand, walked across the room and looked at it, carefully, and without saying a word.

Only I grew very quiet all at once. What do you see, child? she demanded. I'd rather not commit myself, I said with a little laugh. I don't really understand palmistry much. I didn't, that was a fact. But I went on looking at some of the others and then went back, asking to see her other hand and shaking my head over that too. She got quite excited,

insisted that I should tell her what I saw, or thought I saw. Why, it's nothing, I said. I oughtn't to speak of it at all. I'm not an expert. And it might just frighten you. Only you wouldn't be so foolish as to be frightened over such nonsense, would you? She protested that she wouldn't, and that I must really tell her. There's nothing to tell, I said, as if I was ashamed of my limitations.

It's only, well, I don't see your life going up. on after a certain point. They were all sort of creepy by this time, with all the talk we'd had, and I said it with just that little deprecatory suggestive air. She turned a little pale, and then I was sure she painted a little, but she wanted to know which point. Of course, any point would do, I'm no forecaster of people's lives, but I just said, oh, I tell you what we'll do, let's have Allison come in. Allison is Scotch. She has second sight. perhaps she can tell us something really so after a good deal of persuading alison came in looking very clean and starchy in her big white apron she said it was a nonsense but i wheedled her the most of my wheedling had been done before i had quite thrown myself on her mercy and begged her to help me out lest our flourishing little business be ruined she didn't want to lose what she was making and she knew as well as i that it would be a lovely little business to be ruined she didn't want to lose what she was making and she knew as well as i that it would be a lovely

thing for mother, so she let herself be persuaded. And once she began, she did splendidly. I wouldn't have believed she had it in her. First, she sat quite still, with fixed, staring eyes. Then she began to rock gently back and forth and make a queer, low crooning sound. It got on our nerves awfully, even mine. Then she got up stiffly and walked to first one and then the other of us, looking for all the world like a sleepwalker. Over some she would nod, or smile a little. At others she'd shake her head. But when she came to Mrs. Miller,

who sat waiting for her, with eyes getting bigger and bigger, Allison stopped right in front of her, clapped her hand to her eyes and dropped into a chair. What is it? demanded Mrs. Miller, visibly frightened. I will not say, was all we could get out of Allison. But presently, she lifted her head. head, fixed her eyes on the door of the back parlour, this is Miller's room, you know, and that

queer set look came back. She got up, slowly like a somnambulist, and walked in a queer wooden way right up to the door and looked in, standing and swaying a little and staring. Then she went right up to the bed and again clapped her hands to her eyes with a low cry and came back to us hastily. We all crowded around her. What is it, Allison? Do tell us. What did you see? But she shook her head darkly. We ma'an ah, die in our beds, unless worse comes to us, she said. What matters it where or when? Each one must drie his weird.

But she did pause one moment by Mrs. Miller to whisper, You'd be safer, higher up. Allison always had maintained that it was dangerous to sleep on the ground floor. there was certainly a good deal of excitement among us we went and looked into the back parlor i stepped in and out again quickly do you feel anything queer i asked the little music teacher who was actually shivering i wouldn't go in there for anything she protested mrs miller don't sleep there come up and sleep with me well she did sleep upstairs that night and the next day she left furniture and all she went to a hotel and from there from there to a sanatorium, said her nerves were affected, and everywhere she went she spread reports that our house was haunted. But as for us, we settled into peaceful ways again. I had a brilliant new paper put on both parlors, opened the big doors wide, led in the sunshine and kept the vases full of

nasturtiums and choreopsis. The little music teacher went away, but I soon had the rooms full again, and we went on as smoothly as before. Some of the boarders tried to get Allison to tell what she saw, but she would only shake her head and smile, remarking that it took no great wisdom to say that folk died in their beds. As the malign influence of Mrs. Miller wore off, and we had bright times, as we did before, I think most of them concluded Allison had tried to frighten her off just because she didn't like her. I was quite willing they should think so. Well, I breathed deep after that affair.

Also, I learned, if not humility, at least more caution. You see, most people are easy, even as a child I learned that. And most people are good, that is, well-intentioned. The harm they do is just by clumsiness, too many clumsinesses together. Then the meanest person I'd known so far was father. Now I began to see, measuring him by Mrs. Miller, that father wasn't bad, that is, he did not try to do mischief. The trouble with father was first being that kind of person, and then having married mother.

If he had married a different kind, such as Mrs. Miller, for instance, my, how different father would have been. But she seemed to be really a bad person, seemed to like to do mischief for the fun of it. When I counted up profit and loss, I found that she had just about paid for what she cost in money, except that one of the new boarders was not as permanent as the two who had quarreled and left i was going to have a vacant room by the middle of august and that was not an easy time to get another person in meantime i determined to make an extra effort in selecting a good one mother was to get home some time in september father had written home a few times not often and i had read his letters what if it is a prison offence It doesn't say anything against it in the Bible. Anyhow, it seemed to me right,

and what I think is right, I mean to do, law or no law. These laws people make, they unmake as fast as they make them, always having new ones and altering old ones or repealing them. And they don't even pretend to have a revelation or anything. Besides, some are made on purpose by rich men, and the lawmakers paid to do it. I've read about that. Well, anyway, I read it.

read him, and he never said a word about that mortgage. If only I could keep him over there until I earned enough to pay it. He didn't say anything about coming back, nor much about what he was doing, except visiting around among his cousins. There was no end to those cousins, and so far he had only quarreled with two, and was still staying with the third. So I thought he'd be over there a long time. Now if only I could get the right kind of person into that big front room, when I was

one of my best before mother came. I had a pretty wide circle of acquaintances, and a lot of friends, too. I kept a list of them in a blank book, with descriptive notes in cipher, of course, and had their names dated by the calendar, with the unwritten note, do something for. Anything would do, no matter how little, but people do love to be remembered. Every Sunday I'd look over my notes, as to that week's bunch, and take them flowers or a library book to look at, or just stop and ask if I couldn't do an errand, anything.

I made a serious study of this list now, but everybody I knew either had a home or was settled somewhere. Besides, there wasn't one there who could fill just the place I had in mind. Then, just happening to look out of the window, I saw someone turn in at Mrs. Gale's gate, and I had an inspiration. It was Mary Allen Windsor, the new woman minister who had just come to the little Universalist Church on Ash Street. I used to go there sometimes when Mr. Cutter was away, but I never liked their old minister. He looked like Noah, at least, if not Methuselah.

This one I'd heard once, the Sunday before, and liked immensely. Someone must have directed her to Mrs. Gales, because it was near. Probably knew we were full, or was Mrs. Gale's friend. but I had a hope now. She took a room there, poor Mrs. Gale always had vacancies, and I began my campaign. First I went to her church, steadily and thoroughly enjoyed it. Mr. Cutter was a nice man, and had always been a good friend to me, but he only preached religion, and this woman preached sense.

I was tremendously pleased, because, when you're doing things by force, as it were, all the time, it was nice to have something come natural. It was no effort at all to be fond of Mary A. Windsor. She was kind to me. That, I suppose, is part of a minister's business, but I wanted a lot more than that. I began to go to see her, running in with a few roses or a little dish of fruit or something, and never once staying too long. I asked questions about her sermons, and when she recommended books to read, I read them and asked more questions. I brought some other girls to hear her, and With them, and the one she had, I got up a little reading club at my house once a week,

and got her to drop in for a few minutes and advise us. She made a sort of special Bible class for us, and we had this other one on the side in special reading. There was one book she had written herself, and we devoted ourselves to that. I got so I could quote from it extensively. That book was a great help, though I think I could have done it without. Club nights, I asked her to dinner, dinner, and she did enjoy it, after the gales. When it got to be nearly August, I asked her if she could

advise me about that room, if she knew anybody. Won't she come and look at it, I said, so you could recommend it? I suspect you of mercenary designs, Benignia, she said, and patted my shoulder, but I'll look at it, certainly. It was a very comfortable corner room, clean as a dish, the white curtains waving softly in the breeze, the bed in a sort of of alcove that had a window in it too the floor was bare dark and shining with a few rugs there was a large writing-table in a good light a big scrap-basket a low bookcase a reading-lamp i had given a great deal of thought to that room it was near the bathroom and there was a little set bowl in it besides with hot and cold water mary allen windsor looked it over carefully in her mind's eye and in mine too was that darkish room of Mrs. Gales, big but all full of furniture, with a spare little stand-upish writing-desk, sort of lady-in-the-parlour desk. I know a lady who would like it very much,

Mrs. McAvelli, she said, and so do you, you designing young person. What do you charge for this room? It wasn't any more than Mrs. Gales, and as soon as it was vacant, she came over. Then I drew a long sigh of relief. was a person of real dignity and position, one who could handle the conversation, push it, or check it, or turn it as she liked. I always wanted to do that, but of course I can't till I am a lot older. Perhaps never, if I keep on being so, so negative. But I like to see it done, and I felt sure mother would like her. That was the main thing. My purpose was now to study her tastes and wants to make the place so comfortable she'd want to stay and arrange the other

borders to suit her. There was only one she seemed to really dislike, one of those patients of Dr. Bronson's, a sickly sort of person, of course, being a patient, and showing a mean critical spirit. Whatever the talk was, he'd sit there with a superior little smile and then say something calculated to make the other people feel small. At least it worked that way, and I don't believe it was an accident. Dr. Bronson said it was dyspepsia, but what difference did that make to us? He played chess and was very proud of it, used to play with the poor vegetarian gentleman and beat him, and be so hateful about it. Miss Ayres' sister used to watch them a little, and he found she could play, and invited her to try a game with him. He beat her badly, and then made patronizing remarks

about it, as to the female mind and so on. I had never said that I could play, or shown any interest in it, but now I did. I hung around till he said, well, young lady, do you think you can play chess? I told him I used to play with father when I was quite a child. Aha, and did you beat him? He beat me the most, I admitted. Beat you, did he? A father's privilege. Well, would you like to play with me? I could try, I said, and did try. I played a weak sort of game, and he hardly gave his mind to it at all, but all of a sudden I took advantage of a weak point and mated him. He was immensely astonished, and annoyed, but I said it was only that he had let me do it, accused him of encouraging me, and so on, and we tried again. This time he played better, but so did I, though still a quiet game,

and the others gathered around to watch. He was awfully surprised that time, but I beat him again. Mr. Wales, the vegetarian, began to get a little uproarious he was so pleased, called me David, and his little champion and things like that. And Mrs. Coulter, that's Miss Ayres, sister, said that the female mind must vary somewhat. He was quite white about the lips now, and had little dents round the corner of the nostrils, but he didn't say much, just asked me if I'd play again. I seemed willing to stop, suggested that perhaps he was tired, which made him matter than ever,

pleaded that I was tired, at which he accused me of cowardice, and finally we began again. This time, having watched his play and made up my mind as to methods, I beat him hard and quick, so quick he couldn't believe it. He got up and went out of the room without a word, and they all praised me, but I said it was just because he was angry and didn't play his best. and that was true enough. They all guide him about it a lot, particularly Mr. Wales, and urged him to play with me some more. At first he wouldn't, but I played with Mr. Wales and he beat me, and then I played with Mrs. Galter, and she beat me, so he thought it must have been an accident, and after a while he did try again. I beat him three straight games. After that, they said he was in the infant class,

and taunted him unmercifully. Whatever else came up, They would bring it back to Chess, and pretty soon he left us. I consulted with Miss Windsor about whom we should have next, told her about mother and her temperament, and that in case father's return was delayed, I thought it would be such a good thing for Mother to have a nice congenial group of friends there. Or even if he does come back, I said, I think Mother would enjoy earning some money of her own, don't you?

Every woman should earn her own money when it is possible, she said. and she gave her mind to it, and suggested a young man in her church, who was putting himself through college. He can't pay much, but he is a dear fellow, and I know your mother would like him. Suppose you try. He can do a great deal about the place in winter, snow and coal and so on. I thought it would be fine to have a nice young man in the house. With mother at home, it would be all right, and as for Peggy, I guessed I could manage. He was waiting on table at a summer resort then, but he came just before college began. Now we had a nice family,

and I waited with the utmost eagerness for mother to come back. She did arrive finally, and I declare I shouldn't have known her hardly. She was brown instead of pale. She was plump instead of thin. Her eyes were bright. She'd had her teeth all put in order by Grandpa's dentist. There had never been money enough before.

Peggy looked blooming, of course. That was to be expected. But Mother was a joy. She was a good deal overcome at first by the size of our family. I had written her from time to time, and so had Miss Ayers to reassure her, but I don't think she had realized how many there were. But her room was all right, and Peggy's, and Allison was a picture of calm pride. Do I mind it, Mrs. McAvelli?

She protested when Mother insisted it was too much for her. Why should I mind cooking for a dozen, or two dozen, for that matter, any more than for four? but the dishes alison you have so many dishes to do afterwards and what else should i do afterwards i cannot cook the whole day long no ma'am i do not mind it not if it is agreeable to you on the same terms that is of course Mother was more than willing to ratify my arrangements and wanted to give her more, but I dissuaded her. She was very dubious about going on with it, but I begged her to try it for a while anyway. It'll take up your mind, Mother, dear, I said, while father is away, and I believe you'll like it. I had guessed pretty well, but even I had not imagined just how much she would like it. You see, some of them were old friends of hers, and the rest soon became new ones.

The boy, Robert Aylesworth, she took to her heart at once. He was an orphan, it appeared, and he did enjoy being mothered, and was so tender and polite to her, it did my heart good to watch him. And Mary Allen Windsor, oh, I was so pleased. She took to dear little mother as I hoped she would, and mother simply laid hold of her, like a long-neglected vine rushing up a congenial trellis. Father wasn't a very good trellis. I don't mean that Mother was offensively devoted, not a bit of it,

but she seemed to find just the kind of strength and stimulus she needed. It was exactly what I had hoped and better. Mother was busy all the morning, fussing about trying to make things pleasanter for her guests. There was time enough for visiting afternoons, or for pretty work such as she loved to do, with nice people to talk to. In the evening we had games, and Mother would play for us, or some of the others would, Robert Aylesworth could sing, just hymns and college songs and such, a nice baritone voice. And we played whist.

Mother did love whist so, and she played a good game when Father was not there to intimidate her. There was only one thing I was afraid of now. That was that Mother would save up enough to send for Father. I had never told her how much of a profit there was, and Allison never let on how much she made. Trust Allison for keeping quiet. It was easy, of course, to keep on with the accounts myself. She was glad to have me, and as I took in the money and paid the bills, I could hand over what I liked.

There was some profit for her, of course, really more than she expected, for Mrs. Gale had long since persuaded her that keeping boarders spelled ruin, but she had to clothe herself and Peggy out of it. I told her I took out so much a week for my own services, and now Peggy helped a little and made her own pocket money. if i thought mother was accumulating any i always urged some new supplies linen or dishes or something but the real surplus that did accumulate i kept to myself literally and metaphorically end of chapter nine chapter ten of benignia machiavelli by charlotte perkins gilman this librovoc's recording is in the public domain read by winifred assman chapter ten Things went on wheels for a while with our boarding house.

Before Thanksgiving, we were running smoothly with some extra table boarders. Table boarders are a great help. We had six, young men mostly, two older ones. Of course, after Mother came back, we could have men, and they seemed to like to come. We only charged $5 a week for table board, and $250 of that was profit. mother got $5 a week from the six, and I saved $10. With that and $30 a week kept back from the previous income, my private safe got fuller and fuller, and I got more and more excited.

I'd been paying the interest on that mortgage all along out of my own salary. You see, it was only $80 a year, about $1.50 a week, and I saved as much as I could out of the rest and counted ahead carefully. We had to buy a lot of coal in the summer. That kept mother pretty close, though I paid for some. And before Christmas, I had it. $30 a week for 32 weeks, plus $10 a week for 12 weeks. $1,080. My, I did draw a long breath. A thousand dollars inside of a year. It was better than I had hoped. I'd had extra expenses, too, but there was my own $3.50 to draw on. That made $112. And with what Grandpa left for me to live on

all summer, I really had the thousand. To pay that mortgage, to really pay it, get that dreadful thing with my name on it back in my hands and burn it. I tell you, that was a joy. I hadn't realized, till it was done, what a strain I'd been living under. I really had worked awfully hard, gardening and marketing and being waitress and chambermaid for eight besides ourselves. Peggy helped, of course, after she came, and the extra mealers came, but I certainly had my hands full. It was a real achievement, and as there wasn't a soul on earth I could tell about it, I enjoy writing it down. It wasn't so dreadful after all, but pretty close calculating. I used to get up at 5.30, have my highly gymnastic scrub-book.

bath and come down stealthily to the kitchen. Allison got up early too, and I'd have a glass of milk and a cracker to start on. Then an hour in the garden, lovely work that was, though pretty damp, everything so bright and beady and smelling so good. You can do a lot in a garden in an hour a day. Then I'd dust the parlors and set the table. We had to have a 7.30 breakfast on account of those borders. By nine, the last one was fed and the room clean, and I'd had my breakfast sort of casually waiting on them as needed. By 10.30, I had the rooms in order upstairs, sweeping two a day, usually, and from 1030 to 11.30 was marketing. I didn't have to go far, fortunately, and of the keepable groceries I always had a good stock in advance. Between 1130 and 1215, I just rested,

reading or sewing, and it felt good. Then the table was to be set for our early lunch. Those school teachers had to have it at 12.30, and by two o'clock, the dining room was clear and left dark and cool for the afternoon. Afternoons I had quite an easy time, only there are always things to do in a house. But I did the main work before lunch,

and I went to bed early, religiously, by nine o'clock most nights, and got eight hours sleep. It was real sleep, too, and I used to go to bed so happy because the secret horde was rolling up from week to week. By Christmas week, the thing was done. Done!

And I felt like Alexander the Great. Considering what world to conquer next, I spent quite a time in thinking and planning. There was a very tempting world next door, Mrs. Gale's house. I wanted, oh, how I want, wanted to get Mrs. Gale out and my mother in. Only to do that and do other things I wanted to away from home, I must have an accomplice. Failing an accomplice, I must reduce my ideas of boarding

house profit, hire a mere manager, or leave it to Mama, with much less of an income, less that is, than I could have made by doing it myself. I planned it all out on paper carefully. This boardinghouse business wasn't my business, it was mothers. I had already accomplished my cherished purpose. Father was gone, mother was happy, and my crime was obliterated. I'd torn up the deed. I wanted to leave the boarding house business so that it would be easy for mother, plus Allison, to keep it up. Naturally, Peggy could not be counted upon. She might go off most any time. The question was, ought I to stay, to push the business and keep an eye on Peggy, or could I begin now to launch out and do the other things I wanted to?

I watched Peggy. Pretty, prettier, prettiest. She certainly was the most fascinating thing. All the he-boarders seemed to think so, and their friends thought so too, and the young men of the church, both churches, Mr. Cutters and Mrs. Windsors, and lots besides. Before New Year's, I made up my mind.

My sister's happiness in life might depend on my staying, at home now. If I wasn't there, there was no knowing whom she might marry, and there was room for considerable choice. Also, if I stayed another year and took in the world next door, and ran it myself, I might with perfect honesty, or at least with tolerable honesty, accumulate quite a little money. So far as I know, it is always useful to have a little money, unless it is gold money or a long string of sapex and you are about to drown. A accomplice or assistant? I decided on an assistant.

I was afraid I couldn't find or make an accomplice yet a while. I laid it out like this. Someday Peggy will marry. I shall be away on enterprises of my own, and mother will be alone. I want to leave her so completely entrenched in a smooth running, well-paying house that she can't spoil it by too much kindness. She ought to have a capable, stern, hard-headed businesswoman to keep her up. Then, if my dear Mrs. Windsor will only stay, I do believe she could hold her own, even if the

worst happened. That was if father came back and told her to stop it. So I began to study my list of friends and acquaintances that I had all set down with bits of description. Right there, I began to find out something which I have been finding out ever since, the real smart, capable people are busy. You can't find them lying around loose, and the ones who are disengaged, so to speak, are pretty generally useless. Man or woman, I said to myself. Men that amount to anything are all busy, young ones sure to leave, if at all clever. Women, young ones likely to marry, old ones mostly occupied if worth anything. Left over's no good. Then I sat on this, if I could find a youngish, middle-aged woman with an encumbrance, say a child,

or even two, who was smart enough to keep all the accounts straight and not let mother, and then and there I stopped short and began to reconsider. All this propping up mother from the outside was uncertain in the extreme. If she couldn't, she couldn't, that was all. But if she could. Then I resolved to put in a solid year, making everything as strong and safe as I could, and sort of educating Mother into some degree of independence. I counted on Mrs. Windsor to help, and she did, steadily, without seeming to realize it.

You see, Mother liked her so much that it was easy. She began to read her books, and came in and sat with our class, and then she and Mrs. Windsor would read other books together. Then Mrs. Windsor, all of her own idea, got Mother interested in some of her protégés and projects, and I could fairly see her grow. I began to think I hadn't done Mother justice. There are people who never amount to anything when they are with the wrong influence, and who come out surprisingly under others. Dr. Bronson did Mother a world of good. He was a bachelor and an old friend. She always used to brighten up when he came, and Robert and the other boys were all devoted to Mother. So I turned my whole mind on the next move.

That was to get Jenny Gale a job, a good job, and then... This was not very hard, with so many people to ask. I had quite a good talk with Dr. Bronson first. Mrs. Gale doesn't look very well, does she? I began. He agreed that she didn't. Don't you think it would be really better for her if Jenny could do the work she liked and support her mother, or help to? It would be a great deal better, Ben.

She worries herself sick over her work and never gets ahead any. And Jenny worries, too, because she hates it. But what are we going to do about it? I meditated hard, as if I'd never thought of it before. If we could persuade Mrs. Gale to stop, I said. She won't, says she must keep a home for Jenny. Yes, well, if Jenny had a real good chance, a job that would pay her well.

Even then her mother's tied up with the business. I don't see how she could stop. I looked up at him and smiled. See here, Dr. Bronson, I said. Which would you rather do? Honest. Eat at Mrs. Gale's table or at hours. He smiled, too, and refused to answer the question.

But I knew well enough. May I tell you a secret, I said, that you'll never, never tell? "'That's what doctors are for,' he answered, "'to keep secrets. "'I've had so many that I've forgotten them by the hundred.' "'Then I told him, ingeniously, "'what I was sure he knew already, "'that I was doing all this for mother's sake,

"'and that I wanted her to have it all sound and safe, "'even if father came back. "'Don't you think she would be better off "'with borders, even if he did come?' I asked. "'His face hardened the minute I mentioned father. "'Of course she would be better off, Of course she would, he replied briefly. Well now, see here, I said, and showed him some calculations I had made.

Mrs. Gale's house rented for $75 a month. It had 12 bedrooms, counting the doctor's back parlor and the maids, ten lettable ones. Of course, she kept one for herself and Jenny, and never had her nine full at once. Also, a lot of people went off without paying. Ten boarders, I showed him, averaging $10.00. a week is $5,200 a year. That's the biggest possible income. The rent is $900. The fuel and light, say $200. One girl for waitress and chambermaid, about $300. That's $1,400. Then if I pay $4 a week apiece for food, of course I wasn't going to, but I didn't mean to tell him everything,

it's $2,080, plus $1,400. that's $3,480. Take that from $5,200, and it leaves $1,720. You see, that leaves a margin of $1,720. Take out $150 for fuel, et cetera, and it's $1,570. And if I lost equal to one border all the time, there'd still be over $1,000. He studied it carefully. There's something wrong. here, Ben? There must be. This is too good to be true. You've left out something. Of course I have, I agreed. I've left out the cook and the manager and the furniture. Now, Allison couldn't cook for 20 or 30, she says so. You see, she has no other work. And dear mother could run two houses as well as one. You'd all eat over there, of course,

and the whole furnishing, put it at $500 would only be $150 a year at 10%. I'd soon buy it. Really, Dr. Bronson, it can be done. I noticed that you keep your house full, he admitted. Yes, and we haven't any losses because they all pay in advance. It's just as cheap for them. I believe she could do it, Ben, he said, with you behind her. You're a pretty smart little girl.

I've always said so, and he gave me a friendly little shake. So what is your proposition, little Miss Manager? Why, I'm kind of ashamed to make it, I told him, but it's this. You see, Jenny tells me how things are, and I've planned it this way. Mrs. Gale has signed the lease, of course, up to next May, and she's owing for all that coal. She's only paid for three tons, and there's four left. And I suppose she'd want something for the goodwill of the business.

He smiled at that. He knew as well as I did. Better, really, how little goodwill there was left in, Mrs. Gale's business. If you'd stay right on at the same rate, I said rather sheepishly, I knew he was paying about $900 a year for his two big rooms and board. $17 a week, I think it was, and if you felt you could trust us enough to advance it for, he smiled reassuringly as I hesitated, for six months, then I'd have something to pay off Mrs. Gale. Why, my dear child, I'd pay it for a year, said he cordially, and trust you for twenty more in case anything happened to your undertaking.

Tell me when you're ready, and I'll give you a check or cash, as you prefer. Jenny's job is the first thing, I suggested rather gloomily. That won't be hard, I think. Jenny Gale is a pretty smart girl, he continued. We'll find her something. I did not tell him that I still had mother to persuade, but I felt sure that would not take long. She was fond of Jenny, and so was Mrs. Windsor, and they sympathized with her efforts to get a position. Mrs. Windsor helped a lot. I believe she really found the place at last. I put it to Mother on the ground of being such a chance for dear Jenny, and then that it would be Mrs. Gale's salvation. Dr. Bronson says it's worry and nothing else that ails her. He says if she could have a rest and no care, she'd be a well woman.

When Mother hesitated over the risk, I went over the figures with her, still keeping that $4 estimate on food, and showed her that possible $1,570, or even $1,070 clear profit. And, to finish, I began to say how all our boarders loved the food here, and loved her, and how Dr. Bronson would prefer our table, that he fairly suffered at Mrs. Gales, and she was just about converted. We had a talk with Allison, all three together. I had already spoken to her about it, and she was more than willing. It meant more money for her, too, and she delighted in her enlarged scale of cooking. Mrs. Gale was the hardest to move. She complained about her debts. I assured her we would take them all.

She spoke of the furniture, fairly dwelt upon it, till I asked her what she thought it was really worth. And she said, after figuring on it a long while, perhaps one thousand two hundred dollars you see she had had very little of her own at first and had had to buy from time to time she got her things second-hand and at auction sales it was a poor lot and old there was hardly any real silver and the bed and table linen was pretty well worn out when i offered to pay her three hundred dollars down and ten per cent a year on the rest until i could buy it she was much impressed she too spoke rather half-heartedly of the good will of the business but even mother knew better than that of course mrs gale that is right she agreed just show us the annual profit and we shall be obliged to pay you on that basis well mrs mackavelli i haven't the face to claim any profit the poor woman said i've worked like a slave and so has jenny but beyond keeping a roof over our heads and clothes on her backs there's nothing to show for it you've done better i know but then you own your house that makes a big difference a very big difference i don't advise you to take my house she went on in conscience i can't advise you to it's a hard house to heat and to keep clean it took quite a good deal of persuading all around but presently mrs gale was out and we were in with the rent to pay and the furniture to buy and dr bronson's advance to begin it with

we were soon running full houses with a smart young woman to keep the gale house clean and alison getting extremely important over her cooking and her increased income she never had had enough to do for us alison had real capacity but life is a complicated thing i find no sooner had i got the business going smoothly with a chance of paying off everything and even getting some new furniture by next winter then things began to happen at home I had kept an eye on Peggy, of course. But there was one thing I never thought of. That was anybody's falling in love with me. It was that nice Robert Aylesworth, just the dearest boy he was. I was as fond of him as could be, but as for marrying him, oh, never. Of course, I did not mean to marry at all. I'd seen enough of it. Besides, how could I marry and be Benignette Machiavelli? I was planning for such a number of things to do in life, one after the other. Most people seemed to me to spend their lives in coupes.

The boys run into an office, and the girls run into a house headlong, and there they sit, as long as they live in coops. I wanted adventures, and I meant to have them. All these preliminaries were only to do my duty by my family first. Then I was going to be off. As for Robert, I had been hoping, distinctly hoping, that he'd fall in love with Peggy, as all the others did. He was so sweet with Mother, and he wasn't over-ambitious, I thought perhaps he'd be willing to live at home and back up Mother in the business. With that in view, I had confided in him a little, just a little, and the foolish boy was quite impressed with what I'd been doing.

I told him it wasn't anything, that housekeeping was the thing any woman ought to be good. that? Maybe they ought to be, but they are not, said Robert, and he proceeded to follow me about and invite me to things till I had to notice it. It was quite exciting, in a way, though I did not mean to marry, I had no objection to being asked, and then I found there was a certain satisfaction in having somebody always considering one's wishes and doing nice little things for one. As soon as spring opened and I began to work in my enlarged garden, why there was Robert, being so practically helpful that I couldn't refuse him. A man is a very useful thing after all, when he's willing. I had always thought of them chiefly as obstacles, my experience being rather limited. Also I found that with this nice boy always about, talking of his ideals and hopes and things, he didn't prepare. He didn't prepare. pose, you see. He couldn't because he was only a student, but he wanted to. I began to feel a sort of change in my own mind. It was a funny, quick-sandy sort of feeling. Here I was, just starting out in life,

shall be 21 before very long now. It seems a lifetime since I began this record. Well, it is my lifetime, practically. Then right at the beginning, just as I was ready to break loose and go, here was this nice boy offering me a coop. The worst of it was that coops began to look almost attractive. This won't do, said I. This will not do. Women have been known to lose their heads in a case like this. Sit down and have it out with yourself, Beninia Machiavelli, before it is too late. Do you want to marry Robert Aylesworth, or do you not? Then I answered myself, sharp and clear. I do not. and yet there was something that wasn't satisfied something that worried me it felt so uncertain can't i handle a thing like this i demanded am i with all the determination of years of planning to be changed by the first nice boy who shows he is attracted to me i took a whole evening to myself in my attic room and plenty of paper and faced the thing carefully i had no long life of experience to look back on for suggestion

and no person I cared to ask about it. Besides, if I did, they'd probably think it was a good thing. There was nothing against Robert. I knew mother would be delighted. No, I had to think it out. And then, if I had no experience of my own, I had all the worlds, in books. They generally give in, I notice, unless something intervenes. I noticed that when it was a man who was sort of drifting in a direction he did not wish to go, that his friends always told him there was no safety but in flight. He fights and runs away, lives to fight any other day. I made up my mind to take no chances. I would fly.

I determined to trust Peggy with the accounts. That would give her a sense of responsibility. And, this seemed particularly wise, to get Robert to help her with them. I showed Robert first. He was splendid in mathematics. binding him to secrecy, of course. It's for mother, I told him. She can mark it and manage the place beautifully,

but she has no head for figures. Now I want Peggy to get interested in this for her own sake, and I'll trust you with this too. I'm awfully afraid Peggy will marry the wrong one. Nope, I won't say a word more, but I wish you'd brother her a little. He flushed to his hair and looked at me. That word, brother, almost upset.

him, but I was calm. All girls need brothers, I said. I'm sure I'm glad of all the brothering you've given me. I didn't stop at that, not for a minute, because he looked as if about to say things. I went right on. Now I'm going to tell you my real secret, since you seem so kind and interested. And I told him something about father, and how there was more money in the business than mother knew, and that I wanted to save it for her. As far as you know, you'll be till you're through college, won't you? I asked. If we keep on with borders? Indeed I will, he agreed eagerly. And, oh, I do hope you'll keep on. Then I said that I felt I had too much to do, which was quite true in a way, and that I thought Peggy could do this with help,

and he could be a sort of auditor and help Peggy save the money. Peggy was delighted with the conspiracy. She didn't want father to come home any more than I did. She'd never had such nice times in her life. We started a savings bank account in my name, though I didn't mention the amount of cash I had concealed upstairs. There's no need of telling everything. They thought I'd done perfect wonders already in getting the Gale House to running profitably. I had fixed it so that poor bunch of furniture and stuff would be all paid for in a year's time, and some left over. besides buying coal and various things, and I'd kept back part of the price for salary. I'd earned it.

But they had a couple of hundred to put in the bank and chance of a handsome addition from then on. Peggy knew as well as I did about Mother's weakness of heart and was as willing to connive as I had hoped. Let her have some profit, of course, and let it grow a little, but see that she spends it, won't you, Peggy? Peggy said she would. She had a bigger salary, too, now. and that pleased her, but she wasn't a good saver. I told them that it would be cheaper to let Allison do the marketing, if they could persuade mother.

Give her $2.50 a week per each. If she wants more, she'll say so. Robert sat with us several evenings, while I helped her get used to it. I told him that I felt so safe about my sister when he was with her. Wouldn't it be a shame, I said, if a nice pretty girl like that was to go and marry anybody who would make her unhappy? Of course it may not be so, but you'll be doing me a kindness truly

if you will be as nice to Peggy as you can. It wasn't any hardship to be nice to Peggy, and then Robert was nice to everybody. Then I told Peggy that I knew she didn't care a bit for Robert, but I had reason to believe that he had a disappointment, and that he was an orphan anyway, and had no sister, and I thought all that she and mother did for him was really a great comfort to the boy. "'Perhaps he's having too much sister now,' she said. "'Peggy is not a fool, nowhere near it. But I looked blank and went on talking. Having got that all going nicely,

I had a heart-to-heart talk with Mrs. Windsor. She always did me good. I found that she was quite happy there and meant to stay. I'd thought she would, and I felt safe about Mother while she was there. "'There's only one thing that worries me,' I said. If father comes back, I'm afraid he'll make Mother give it all up. And then she'll just settle down and be the frail invalid she was before.

Mother needs people. She needs friends and young folks around and something going on. You'd back her up, wouldn't you, Mrs. Windsor? Your mother owns this house, I understand. Yes, and she's signed the lease for the other one. And your father, so far, has not, well, has not been very successful in business. No, not ever. Just a spurt now and then, and then we'd get in debt and be so poor for ever so long. Your mother has a perfect right to carry on this work if she chooses.

I shall certainly do all I can to strengthen her determination if necessary. Then I told Mother, I thought I needed a vacation, and would she mind if I went to see Grandpa for a while? She was very willing. She had worried over my working so hard for so long. Grandpa was willing too, and I went off at once, with a suitcase and a little handbag, and hidden away in a little oil-skin bag that hung around my neck, $500. Grandpa would do as a sort of springboard. End of Chapter 10 Chapter 11 of Beninia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.

This Librevox recording is in the public domain. Read by Winifred Asman Chapter 11 As I look over my notes for that year, whole books of them, I realize that any true autobiography is too long. Why, you live every day, and things happen,

really interesting things. Also, there are so many people. I keep a record of them, you see, and people who are more amusing and surprising all the time. Of course, if you just stay at home, as most girls do, all the people you know are family and schoolmates and church people, and afterwards the ones you meet socially. But that never satisfied me. I had all those classified quite early, and all the rest of the world was left to get acquainted with. I had determined on a

wander year, maybe more. I wanted to see life, as it says in the books. Not that silly get-drunk-and-play card's behavior that is called seeing life, nor yet the dinner opera dancing kind. Neither of these seemed like life to me. I wanted to see how life worked, to learn how to run things and watch people doing it. There at Grandpas, I rested a while. I found that I was really quite tired. That Robert affair had bothered me more than I imagined such a thing could. Not that I loved him, I could see easily enough, that it wasn't that. I didn't want to give up my life for him. I didn't want to give up anything for him. It was just that he was such a nice fellow, and it is so pleasant to have somebody care such a lot about you. It's no wonder so many girls marry whoever asks them, especially if they are not really

satisfied at home. But I had other fish to fry, very different ones, and didn't propose to have my frying cut off short before it began. So I sat down at Grandpa's in my my big, cool corner bedroom with the four windows and made a chart of my life. It was a good deal like an ancient map, chopped off short with unexplored region, or circling unknown sea, but it was clear enough as far as it went. 21, I said, shall be in a couple of months. Healthy and strong. Present capacities.

A. Housekeeping, managing, purchasing. B. cooking, catering, serving. C. Sewing, designing, dressmaking. D. Stenography and typewriting. Education. Ordinary.

Special talents. Self control. Understanding people, knowing how to manage them. Purposes in life. A. To grow. To be as big as I can in every sort of way. B. To use my powers to straighten things as far as I can. I was very certain about A, completely clear indeed, and determined, B was sort of misty. So far as I had just done little things that came up,

and there always seemed to be something that needed fixing. Now then, I wrote down, how can I grow the most and the fastest in the next five years, or six, or seven? You see, I had not made up my mind inflexibly not to marry. I just didn't mean to if I could help it, and certainly not till I had done a lot of other things first. So I planned for five years, definitely. Twenty-six is quite young enough to settle down, as they call it. I'll get a job in an office just for a starter, I said. Get an idea of real business methods. That I put to Grandpa, confidentially, but I guess I'll tell you about the plan first. It was a tentative plan. I knew well enough how things change on your very hands, but I meant to have a settled purpose. Here is a lifetime, I said solemnly. I'll lay it out as if I

was not to marry, that's safest, and the other end is the place to plan from. Age, what do I want to have about me, and behind me when I'm old? Then I'd sit back in my rocker and look out at the the big trees and soft changing shadows on the grass, and think, think hard about age. There were plenty of old people to think about, I knew a lot of them, mostly as grandmas and grandpas. Health was the main thing, to keep well always so as to be pink and straight and cheerful at 70. That was certainly common sense. I remembered Mrs. Windsor's mother, who came to see her at our house once, and that minister from Nebraska who preached in Dr. Cutting's church one summer, and the big surgeon from Germany that Dr. Bronson had to visit him once. Splendid old people,

not crabbed or feeble or foolish. Then besides health, any old person has to have some money. If they haven't, they're just poor relations and are put upon. Of course, the old men generally do, but the old women generally don't. A grandpa is a person. to be considered on account of what he may give you, before or after. But a grandma is only to be considered according to whether you love her or not, apparently. I shall have my own money, and enough of it, I determined, married or single. And I shall have a home, a home of my own, not just somebody else's home that I keep house in. And I thought of another old person I knew, a relative of Jenny Gales, on her father's side, who had a beautiful,

place in the country, and people loved to visit her. She had crowds of jolly young folks, and various kinds of people. She never was lonesome that I could see, though an old maid. Health, money, home, what next? Friends! Now that is the most important of all, almost. Friends are the richest kind of riches. I've noticed old folks mourn because of the dropping off of their friends, their old friends. One would think that friends were strictly limited to one crop, like brothers and sisters. I mean to plant mine in succession, like green peas and sweet corn, so I'll always have ripe ones. Why, that relation of Jenny's was simply worshipped by some of those young things, boys as well as girls, and she always had middle-aged ones too.

Health, money, home, friends. How about family? I wouldn't plan for. If it came, it would come. I was planning for life without it, so as to be on the safe side. There's a certain definite proportion of unmarried women. Funny that girls never plan accordingly. What next? What kind of an old woman did I want to be? Here was where that big A, to grow, came in. I wanted, above all things, to be a worthy person, to be a worthy person, to be be a plus and not a minus. Not to spend my days wanting things and hanging on to people and being hurt or pleased or disappointed by the things they did. I wanted to be a wise person, wise and able, one that other folks would come to for advice and help, and not be disappointed. Sort of,

oh, we'll ask Benignia Machiavelli, she'll tell us. Of course I knew amiable old ladies and awfully kind, nice ones, but they didn't know much about life, only about recipes and patterns and their special notions about babies. Now my idea was to enlarge my circle of experience as widely as possible, and to keep on enlarging it. So I meditated very deeply on how much could be put into that five years and more if I had more free to use in the same way. Languages. I'd always been good at languages, such as we had in school. I had a background of Latin and the beginnings of German and French.

One thing I determined on was to spend several summers abroad and learn different languages on the spot. This was extremely interesting to lay out. French, I said, Paris, of course. Not as a tourist. They'd talk English to me. Just be there. Be left on my own resources. Get bored in a nice, refined.

French family and get work in a French shop, a business office. Yes, that will be best. Try more than one. Can go over as companion or nursemaid. Better get nursemaids training. Need a lot of personal recommendations. That's one thing, sure. Get them. Can come back the same way. Can always take a vacation when I need it. See to it that I have some money with me always. Then I'd hug my little five hundred dollars, of all my further fortunes. Danger? That was another point to consider. If I was going out like this, all about the earth at random,

and especially if I had money with me, there would always be an element of danger. It was tremendously exciting to plan for that. One thing I determined on, to have disguises. I must learn to make up my face. It would be good to take a little while on the stage, perhaps, behind the scenes. and learn a bit about that. And I put down, ladies-made experience,

situation with actress. I got up at this point, I remember, and looked at myself in the glass. Now, as I've said before, I was not beautiful, nor distinguished-looking. I suppose a discriminating describer,

like those novelists, could have seen a lot in my face, but most people didn't seem to. Still, I was young and fresh and not wholly unattractive. There was Robert. show that. Then I had a perfectly lovely idea. I'll fix up to look older, I said, a lot older. There are plenty of old ladies planning to look young. I'll learn how to look 30 or 40. Oh,

what fun. Then it'll be so jolly to pop out as a girl when I want to. And I determined on that actress ladies-made arrangement as really useful. I'll have a whole series of names, I said. I'll have a lot costumes. I'll learn enough trades to get work anywhere. I'll go anywhere I please on earth. It was tremendously exciting. When I got my tentative plan well drawn out, it was like an old-fashioned game I saw when I was little, where there was a kind of winding maze with the house of happiness in the middle. You spun a T-totum, I think, a hexagonal one, numbered, and moved counters to that number. my plan was much clearer and better. There was a great circle and then inner ones,

and in the middle that splendid old age I was planning for. In the inner circles, there were not many things to do, because naturally you don't expect old people to do as much as young ones, and then, also naturally, I couldn't specify very much that far ahead, but in the outer ones. I got a census list of occupations, and marked in red all the ones, I'd really like to try. There were a lot. Then I put the difficult and highly skilled ones

well in toward the middle. Things I'd like to do when I was 30, when I was 40, when I was 50. It was tremendously exciting to put things down on the 50 line. There was college president, position in city government, owner of a system of hotels, head of a great school, manufacturer with model factories, things like that. And from each of those, lines ran back to the wider rings, where I had arranged the successive smaller undertakings by which I proposed to lead up to the big ones. The outside ring was where I stood now,

planning for my next job. I could see at the outset that every one of them would help with the others. Then I said, wait a minute, which of these lines is going to bring me in touch with people on top? Big people, aristocrats. I want to know all kinds. It wasn't done in a minute, this chart. I stayed a month at Grandpa's resting and thinking. This aristocracy idea was not easy to handle it first, but I went at it from the top end, as I usually do. Wanted, easy familiarity with people of the best manners.

I fixed on the English aristocracy. at least to begin on and laid out this line of advance last step trusted and friendly companion with elderly and perhaps eccentric english lady who has fine house parties back of that high recommendation from lesser english person back of that introduction by american friend with very high recommendation from there it was easy backward two careful summers abroad ought to make a good linguist and courier Four ocean trips as nurse or companion ought to command very favorable acquaintance and esteem. I just hugged myself as I thought of those voyages. It was easy to see that I must do the lowest grade things first, pile up such experiences quickly, and under other names, and go on to the larger ones. I should have to cut loose from home altogether, that was clear.

I could go to a distant city, have a settled address, and write such letters as I chose, meanwhile doing things. Very well. I had a nice talk with Grandpa, earnest and innocent as you please. I told how happy Mother was, that she had a real talent for large management, and that I felt sure it would make another woman of her, even if Father came back. I told him that I had enjoyed getting it started ever so much, but that I realized my limitations and wanted very much to learn more. Don't you think a girl ought to have some real knowledge of business, I asked him.

No matter what happens to her? Now I wish you'd help me in this, Grandpa. I want to get a position in a business office. Not here where anybody'd know me, but in a western city. I want to board and work by myself for a while. I think it will do me good. Won't you make believe I'm a boy, Grandpa, and help me get a place, with some firm you know about, perhaps? I'd like to take the first with your knowledge and

advice. Grandpa was not so old-fashioned, but that he could see the sense of this idea, and he liked my appealing to him in that way. I wanted to do this because it would be the easiest way to straighten it out with mother. Once clean gone, she'd have to get used to it, that's all. Grandpa hemmed and hawed a good deal, but he came around. He had a good opinion of my ability, you see, and a great respect for business training. I rather hated to start in with even this much assistance, but I knew I could have done it half a dozen ways if I'd had to. But this seemed wise to begin with, and Grandpa himself wrote to mother of my laudable desire to enlarge my experience, and that he thought it was a good thing. He had an old friend in a big firm in Chicago,

and they gave me a trial, a cheap little chance at only ten to a week as a typist and stenographer. You can't live on that child, said Grandpa. Here, you must take some money with you for an emergency. And be sure you keep me posted as to how you get on. He made me take $50. That's enough to come back with, he said, and I told him I should return it out of my savings.

Oh, oh, oh, how splendid I did feel when I set out for Chicago all by myself, just 21 that very week. I don't suppose Prosper Le Gay was any gayer than I was that day. I went to one of those young woman homes at first. That was for experience, and I got it. While sampling, I went to one after another all I could get into in Chicago, and learned and learned and learned.

One notebook is about those homes. I got acquainted with girls there, lots of them, and that was specially useful. All I'd found out with my school friends was corroborated here. It is so easy to make friends that I perfectly marvel at the stupidity of those who don't. Sympathy, kindness, patience, interest, and service if possible, but even without service, the others do it. You have to keep yourself in the background, of course, but I was an adept at that. Not that I was unselfish, or that horrid, bottomless gulf they call selfless, no indeed. I was brim full and running over with plans and purposes all my own, but they included friends,

depended on them. One may have a large and lively self, and yet keep it in decent restraint, while other people let theirs play about. At the office I learned some things, and gained what I wanted, speed and precision in my work and some knowledge of business habits and manners. At the end of a month I changed. My five years was all too short to waste much time on these preliminaries. Then things began to move. I kept my house address at the cheapest of the homes and started in on a career of industry of the most varied character. Plain of dress and quiet of manner, with my serious face and

steady eyes, I got jobs without very much difficulty. There were ten years. There were times when I didn't, times when I stood in line for hours, waited about doorways, was briefly interviewed and superciliously turned down by employers, learned by practical experience what it is to be out of work. I was healthy, I was courageous, I had no one dependent on me, I had my enormous plans to keep me interested, and I had always my secret hoard in its little oil silk bag, but at that it was hard enough. For those others who had nothing but what they earned, who often had other mouths to feed,

who had neither health nor high purpose to keep them going, nor any reserve fund at all, it was just purgatory. I've got a notebook about that. I joined unions and was discharged for it. I went to settlement clubs and classes and learned a lot. Then it seemed a good chance to start in on the child question, and after helping a bit gratuitously in the settlement nursery,

I got a regular place in one. That was meat and drink to me. I had always liked babies, but not, well, not to lose my heart entirely to just one. This roomful appealed to me very much. The head nurse was an extremely capable one, and taught me a great deal. I put in a month in this kind of nursery work, and then thought I'd increase my experience in that line. By the good offices of the settlement people, I got a sort of assistant nursemaid place in a rich family, and had all I wanted of that in a fortnight. But I made the acquaintance of a very good lady's maid there, who became cheerfully confidential and told me about her various places, mistresses and duties. I answered advertisements and got a maid's place, and

at low wages, stating that I had worked in other lines before, and then I began to learn new things very fast. Why do not people realize that you cannot know life if you stay always on one level? Why the average woman knows only her own kind of people. She may travel around the world and never learn as much as she would in traveling up and down a bit in her own city. I had been associating with office girls, shop girls, factory girls, and nurse girls. Now, I did not associate, in the ordinary sense, with rich ladies, but I had to learn about them. I couldn't help it. With my hair depressingly low and plain, with the regulation dress of my class, and with the manners of the same, which I studied and practiced with joy, I don't believe mother would have known me at the first look. As to makeup, I began to find

out about that, even as a lady's maid, and was ready to try for the position with an actress. I wrote nice letters home. The address changed now and then, and I told chatty stories of my various boarding houses and people I met. Also, I wrote much of their affairs, only mother would sometimes protest. You don't tell us enough about yourself, Beninia. Are you still in the same place, or have you changed again? I do wish you would come back. "'Grandpa was much annoyed that I should change about, "'but I wrote him nice letters too. "'You see, dear grandfather, I'd tell him,

"'just as fully and courteously, as if it was necessary, "'I am not doing this because I have to, "'but to gain knowledge of life, first-hand experience. "'It is hard for a woman to get this. "'After marriage, I should have no chance for such attempts. "'Now is my time to learn,' and things like that. i wrote so serenely about the condition i saw about me and the needs of the girls who worked that they got a sort of impression all the time that i was like a settlement worker living arbitrarily in certain condition and studying them well i was in a way but i was practising just the same long before that first year was up i had some practical inside knowledge of nine trades and a week-to-week trial of a dozen more i had been a waitress in a

cheap restaurant, a chambermaid in a hotel, a sales girl, a cap maker, a necktie maker, a skirt worker, a box maker, a typist and stenographer, and a nurse, besides a lot of mere investigating experiments. Next was the job with the actress. This took a little time, but I worked it. I helped a tired property woman for nothing. I was willing to lend a hand while I waited to see this one or that one, put a little advertisement in the paper, well-worded. Wages moderate, it said at the end, and got a place presently. This was a new kind of life altogether. I had prepared myself as if for imprisonment at hard labor. My theory is that a large part of the complaints people make are due to a lack of preparation. They complain of what they surely ought to have expected, which is foolish. I made up my mind to

loss of sleep, to a bad-tempered, tired-out, excitable, capricious mistress, and to dear knows what of possible risks among the unprincipled and adventurous. And I found out, right then and there, what I half knew before. That people are just people, wherever you find them. As for improper advances, I met more of that risk as a ladies-made in the first families than I did from the profession. and my mistress was a sweet, weary little woman, supporting a large family of relatives who disapproved of her

and carrying a broken heart well hidden. She was a good actress, too. Knew her work well, and from her and the others I was thrown with, I picked up all I wanted to know. I had no stage ambitions. The acting I meant to do was in a far larger theatre and among more exciting scenes. The same old simple tax,

of self-restraint and interest in other people, with an unofficious helpfulness, made friends as always, and I started another notebook on this field of study. I didn't tell the folks at home about this job at all. They had not had definite news of my form of employment since I was in the settlement creche. They did not know that I was nursemaid as Mary Harrison, and ladies-made as Ella Mead. It was good practice to change names, takes a lot of active memory, and I'm not. I tried it in these simple, easy positions where you are called by name all the time. It might come handy later on. And it was not lying either.

It is perfectly legal to change your name as often as you want to. Anybody can. I simply took that name for the time being, because I wanted it. The theatre time was immensely interesting. My actress lady got quite attached to me, said I arrested her. I suppose an unemotional, restrained temperament is a rest to the other kind. I had a chance to watch them all, to see how they wore their costumes and changed them, and I helped the makeup man now and then a little, and made friends with him,

got him to show me how he did it. He was quite an artist in his line, but it wasn't exactly the line I wanted. The men had to take old man parts, of course, and did, but when the young women had to act old ones, they hated it and tried not to. I joked him about it, said he couldn't make a woman look really old, dared him to try. He said he could make me look ninety, but that I'd never forgive him. Oh, 90, I said, that's just a caricature. But could you make me look 30, 40, 50?

He looked at me narrowly, sizing up my present age. As far as I could, I was trying to seem near 30, but he knew better. You're nothing but a kid, he said, but I can make you look 30, 40, and 50, and take your picture into the bargain. There was a slow rehearsal going on, and I waiting for my mistress, so I said, go ahead. He had a little camera of his own and snapped me on the spot, a particular spot it was, then sat me down and did my face a while, and snapped it, putting me in the same place. Look while it's there, he said. Old age is coming upon you. I looked, carefully, noting what he had done. I was a quiet, resourceful woman, all of thirty. Next he turned me into forty, with a few lines and

shadows, a sadder and wiser sort of face, and then fifty, unmistakably fifty. explaining as he did it, the particular wrinkles and saggy places that made the trick. Are you scared yet? he demanded. Will you be really old? Go ahead, I ordered gleefully. This is a great experience. And he put on the years and took photographs of them, till even I was horrified at the crone he turned out at last. Of course you'd have to dress for it, he said, with all an artist's enthusiasm. George, you're the first woman I ever seen that would stand for it. I begged to take the film and have some developed at once,

but had to confess to him that I was so unfortunate as to spoil it, that I had the prince enlarged and clear made first he did not know. He was a pleasant man, but became a little too friendly after that, as well as the shade suspicious, said I was a queer girl. Anyway, it was time to change again. End of Chapter 11. Chapter 12 of Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. This Libravox recording is in the public domain. Read by Winifred Asman. Chapter 12.

In considering all the things that happened in these first stirring years of my life, and examining the separate bits of biography I was always preparing, I have pieced together some of them in this account. how absurd it is for novelists to try to end a story. There is no end to anybody's story, until they are dead, and some people think that is only the beginning. What I have put together here was written, some of it, when I was very young indeed, when even I admitted I was young. But when I really left home and things began to happen, there is where these close-filled little books pile up. Why, I can, if I want to, make quite a shelf filled full with volumes about my adventures.

There were those of the first year, good reading too, some of them, fine, fresh young adventures. Then there was being called home. That would be a good place to end this batch if I had stayed there. Then there were the things that happened at home and after I left again. And that Christmas, I guess that'll do. Because that is, if it was not an end, was at least a new beginning, a beginning with a most radical change in it. Things had not stood still at home on account of my absence. It did me good, though not in a gratifying way, to see how well they got on without me. I had put so much effort and earnest thought into getting matters arranged for Mother and Peggy and all that I was awfully afraid at first that the clock

would stop if I was not looking. But it did not. I suppose if the things you plant are suitable to the soil and the weather, they will grow, whether or no. That border business suited Mother even better than I hoped it would. It was not only that she liked it, but that it strengthened her. I'd really never thought of that side of it much. I was so used to dear mothers being downtrodden and discouraged. After all, it wasn't so much father as an outside force that kept Mother down. It was mostly her ideas, of duty. She thought she had to submit and obey and all that. She was bound by her own notions. There's a lot of philosophy there, I can see it. And then there was habit. If you are always being

hectored and looked down on and never have a chance to do anything worthwhile, it does get on your nerves, makes you think you're no good. And now everything was different. Mother had room to exercise her faculties. That strengthened her. She found she was really earning money. This grew very slowly into her realization. At first, she was very timid and frightened by Mrs. Gale's gloomy prognostications. But I could feel the change coming over her, showing in all her letters, the increase of assurance or hope, of courage.

Then I wrote Peggy and Robert to let up a little on their careful saving of profits, to let Mother feel the business grow under her hand. soon she began to plan little improvements to add to the comfort and pleasure of the place to buy new things it was just beautiful to me to see her whole outlook widen and brighten and grow firmer as it were another great help was the society of friends dear mother was very sociable always but little enough society we ever had when father was at home he was especially disagreeable to the kind of people she liked best Quite naturally, I suppose, he knew they didn't like him. But the kind, thoughtful, pleasant women she had about her now,

the reliable, cheery big men, and those boys, who simply adored her, well, it worked like a charm. Best of all was Mary Allen Windsor. That woman is one of the wisest and best I've ever known. She was everything to Mother, and it wasn't a one-sided affair either, for she needed just the kind of rinded. loving hominess that mother gave her. It was her strong, sound philosophy, and the high-religious feeling she put into it that had so much effect on mother's mental attitude, far more than I

knew anything about being away from home. They sent for me, Peggy did, that is, for two reasons. One was Miss Windsor's illness. She had pneumonia, a long, serious affair. A mother simply would nurse her, business or no business. Peggy felt the need of help naturally, and then she had another reason. I came, of course, was glad of an excuse at times. I'd been doing some very disagreeable work, very, and to go back to where there were clean sheets and a bathroom to say nothing of nice people was a comfort. It seems strange to have sickness in the house. Everybody went on tiptoe. We kept the dining room doors shut and were as quiet as we could be behind them. and all the evening doings were transferred to the Gale House.

It was fortunate for us that it wasn't anything catching. Nobody had to leave. But it did need somebody to take hold and help run things, for Mother was heart and soul in that sick room. At first I didn't notice anything funny about Peggy, but pretty soon I did. She blew hot and cold at once. She was awfully affectionate when I came,

then sort of froze over, and then melted into tears at a minute's notice. When I asked her what was the matter, she said, oh, nothing, or that she was worried about mother or Miss Windsor or anything that sounded likely. But I knew better. The reason wasn't very far to seek. It was Robert. Now I had worried, just the least little bit, about coming back,

wondering if he was still of the same mind and how I should take it if he was. but bless me, I needn't have worried even that little. As to me, I had met several men since I left Robert. One or two of them had been sincerely attracted to me, so I got kind of used to the pressure. I couldn't fall in love with them all, you see. And quite a number had manifested that sort of devotion which makes any cool-headed woman discount the whole lot.

It is at once so selfish and so impersonal. It's no compliment, Far from it. You being a female, a young unattached female, and they being males, of any age attached or at large, the proper thing is for them to make advances. Also the proper thing for the girl is to make retreats, according to the conventions, in which case they continue to come on. But I followed different tactics. I got my first scare in a Chicago workshop, on the stairs leading to it, that is, rather dark and narrow stairs, and the foreman coming up as I went down. He took right hold of me and kissed me before I could stop him, but he repented all the way

down, back down and head first. It washed off all right, and I got another job, didn't go back there even for my wages, but I was somewhat alarmed as well as angry and determined to provide against that sort of thing as well as the slower kind. There was a fine woman doctor I used to see at the settlement, and I went to her. Doctor, I said, I am a young woman working for my living. I find that some men are disagreeable and some dangerous. Will you give me some very clear advice, both as to the nature and the extent of the danger, and the best methods of self-protection? She tilted back in her office chair and looked me over. You are certainly a very cool young woman, she said.

Why not? I answered. If I was traveling in the jungles of Hindustan, I'd want to know all about the snakes and tigers, how to avoid them, how to fight them, how to treat injuries. It appears that we girls are in another kind of jungle, and some of us have never even heard that the cobra is dangerous. I know better than that, but I want to know more. I want some straight, practical knowledge, anatomical and psychological. You shall have it, she said, and she gave me books and pamphlets to read, quite a number of them.

I learned a lot. Out of the lot, there are two bits of information which ought to prove useful to damsels and distress. One, for extreme cases, is the womanly art of self-defense. A girl is not a mouse, and a man is not an elephant. Of course, if one is overwhelmed by numbers,

that's another story, or if one is stunned with an unexpected blow. But when just one man tries to make love offensively to a girl who doesn't want him to, she need not run nor shriek nor faint. Stand steady, cold, quiet, with a steely eye, and if he is not checked by that psychological wall, if he comes too close, kick, kick hard and accurately. This is unlady-lady. This is unlady-y, like, but not so regrettable as being mishandled. But there aren't many of those melodramatic episodes. I never had but one, besides that little kiss on the stairs. The real frequent trouble is just impertinence, familiarity, and undesired attentions.

And here any girl alive who has the spirit for it may use that so-called woman's weapon, the tongue. Not to plead or protest or scold, but to present in clear, well-chosen words the reason of the case. For instance, a man followed me one night, spoke to me, tried to take my arm. I stopped quite still under a street-light and looked him in the eye. Sir, I said, it is painfully apparent that you have amorous intentions. May I assure you that they are not reciprocated?

Will you show your good taste by selecting an object for your. your attentions, who will be more congenial. Good evening. I went off, alone. He seemed permanently placed under the lamp post, staring. Being spoken to doesn't hurt a girl. Why should not one human being speak to another? Being insulted is not an irrecoverable injury. But unless a man is drunk, he can hear reason and should be made to. Well, that's a long digression, but it's what made the difference about Robert. Before I went away, he was the first, the only, and there's no denying that there is a force in first impressions. Now I had seen others. I had seen all kinds of men, young, old, and middle-aged, and that any one of them was in love with me was not so startling a

fact. Dear Robert, he was just as nice a boy as ever, nicer, in fact, older and wiser and cleverer. and i was just as fond of him as ever if not more so i am yet he is my brother-in-law that is of course what i had hoped would happen but i was pleased to find how honestly glad i was poor little peggy she was deeply in love with him i doubt if she would have been so overwhelmed if it hadn't been for her struggling with it on my account bless her heart you see that foolish boy told her he loved me and she suspected that I had gone away on that account. I don't know how she reasoned it out, but that was her idea. And she had tried to comfort him and be a sister to him and keep the place warm for me to come back to, as it were. Then he fell in love with her and was ashamed to own it, and cheat with him, and was ashamed to own it. And there they were. It was high time I came home. One night with Peggy, one good talk with Robert. Why, you blessed children, I said, looking very

old and wise, you dear, heroic, conscientious, noble-hearted geese. Just listen to reason both of you. I do not love Robert. Hear me swear. Robert does not love me. He needn't swear. He doesn't have to. He's head over heels in love with you, pretty Peggy, and you know it. As for your feelings toward him, I will not commit myself, but leave you to first find out and then admit. So I kissed her, and even gave him one as a brother elect and cleared out. Peace settled on that part of the household, and a mighty good thing it was. He's been the nicest kind of a husband, and really a son, a good son to mother. Also a good brother to me, but then I have several.

Well, when that was straightened out, we just kept things running smoothly and sat around, waiting for Miss Windsor to get well. She did. It took time, but she did. and she and mother just grew together. There are some women to whom a congenial friendship seems to open a wider range of happiness than even love, that is the ordinary average kind of love. Dear Mother broadened and strengthened

and grew in Mary Allen Windsor's companionship more than she realized herself, more than any of us realized until the test came. You see, they read together books mother never would have heard of any other way, and talked, discussed things, helped other people to read and discuss, and Miss Windsor seemed so contented and happy with Mother, it was beautiful. We learned after a while that the man she had loved had died. That is why she was single. And she said that she had never expected to be as happy as she was with us. There we all were, peaceful and contented. Peggy and Robert, getting ready to be

married someday, and everybody preparing for Christmas. We were all sitting about in the pleasant parlor one evening, the family I mean, including Miss Windsor, as it happened, the rest of the borders were all off somewhere, or in their rooms, or over in the other house, so it was just us. Mother had had new curtains put up, lovely ones, and hangings by the folding doors to match. She had bought one or two pictures that she really liked, not works of art. Not works of art. just pictures, colored prints they were, at $5 a piece, and some photograviers for less, and flowers, the place fairly sang with them. Peggy, with Robert, of course, played softly at the piano, in the shady end of the room. Mother and Miss Windsor and I sat around the big table,

each with her favorite magazine. There was an open fire, another of Mother's luxuries, and the more it blew and snowed outside, the happy, we felt. Then all at once there was a great scuffling and stamping on the steps. The front door opened, letting a fine cold blast swing our curtains and making the fire flash up, and in-walked Father. There was another man still stamping in the hall, but that didn't count. Father, he had come back. We all started up and stood staring. Mother had her hand to her heart and couldn't see. seemed to speak. Miss Windsor took her other hand and said softly, Steady, dear. She saw who it was, of course.

"'Tis a fine welcome you are giving me,' he said presently, for we were all literally too much astonished to speak. Then Peggy ran forward and gave him a kiss, and I did, somewhat more slowly, and then mother. But it was different. I watched her. She had stood there a moment, holding on to her friend's hand, then pulled herself together and came to him, sweet, cordial, and oh, so beautiful. Somehow I had never realized how beautiful mother was till that night. She was plumber than in her timid, worried days,

straighter so that she looked taller, and her head held like a queen's. She was richly dressed, too, something that I never remembered as a child. Gray and rose and silver it was that night. and what with the firelight and the excitement, her face was like a glowing rose. You are welcome home, Andrew, she said. We were startled, not expecting you, but you are welcome. She kissed him sweetly enough and turned to the others. This is Robert Aylesworth that I wrote you of, our son that is to be,

and this is my friend, my sister, Mary Windsor. Father was stiffly polite. I, he said, I heard. I heard of this son and came to look him over. And I have heard of you too, madam. He bowed to her. I have brought another new relation home with me. Come in, laddie.

And there came in from the hall, blushing with shyness, yet bravely cordial, a tall, lean, high-coloured young Scotchman. Kiss your cousins, my lad, cried father, slapping him on the back. Make him welcome, girls. Tis your own blood kin,

whole maccovelli of the homeburn. Of course we knew there were cousins, Scotch cousins, whole rows and ranks of them, but we had never thought to see one in the flesh. He was good to look on too, and Mother greeted him like the deer she was. We got out a jolly little supper for them and sat about talking for a while. Miss Windsor went to her room, and Robert to his. The young cousin was shown another. We girls were sent to bed, and there was no one in the big bright parlor by the red fire, but mother and father. I couldn't stand it. I'm a good creeper, and I crept downstairs again, the backstairs, and in through the kitchen and dining room to the closed parlor door.

A table knife wedged them open softly, and the fine new hangings were a further shield. I wasn't going to have my life work upset, maybe, and not know about it. father was looking well, older, a bit grayer and thin. His Scotch diet was not so rich as ours maybe, and perhaps his prolonged stay in other people's homes had made him somewhat more appreciative of this one. Also, I fancy he was a trifle awed by the new something about mother, not only her air of prosperity and beauty, but a different mental attitude. She was no longer merely something, something of his, she was her own. But he gathered himself together and began to lay down the law. Doubtless he had rehearsed it to himself many times on the voyage over, or in those cold, stone-built

chambers on the other side. He had come back now. He saw his way to making a good living. Father always saw his way, but seldom got to it. And all this boarding-house experiment must stop at once. Did he like Robert? Mother asked. "'Oh, I, the lad was well enough. "'Girls must marry. "'They would soon be left to themselves "'and need the less money to live on. "'But he was here now, in his own home,

"'and all this boarding-house business must stop. "'I knew it. "'It was just what I had been afraid of. "'Oh, how did he get back?' "'Then mother spoke. "'I could see the pink curve of her cheek "'and her fine, shapely hand "'lying quietly on the arm of her chair.

Andrew, she said, I am glad that you bring the matter up at once, so that we have a clear understanding to begin with. I enjoy keeping borders. I find it a successful and fairly lucrative business, and I intend to keep on with it. He blustered. Some way the ground was new.

He could not drop into his old superior tone at once. He spoke of the rights of a man in his own house. You forget, Andrew, she answered. answered mildly, that the house is mine. It is perfectly legal and proper for me to run this business if I choose, and I do choose. He talked of her duty to him. I have done my duty to you as I saw it for many a long year. I have loved and served you and submitted to all your opinions. Now I shall still love you. You are my husband and the father of my children. But I have opinions of my own now, Andrew. I think that this is right to do, and I shall do it. It wasn't easy for her, and yet, to my

astonishment, it wasn't half as hard as I should have thought. I suppose if she had stood up to him like that in the beginning, things never would have been so hard. Let us not quarrel in the night of your homecoming, Andrew, she said in that dear, gentle voice of hers, you are my loved husband, and I am your wife. But you come home to a somewhat different woman from the poor thing you left. I truly think, my dear, that you will be happier with me now than you were then. And that is precisely what happened. Father had a room to himself, the big one next to mothers, and could be grouchy in there by his own little fire if he wanted to. He grew to respect Mary Windsor, even to like her in a way. The boarders kept him in table manners, and anyway, he wasn't half so

arrogant as he had been. Too much home life is not good for some temperaments. He played chess and checkers evenings, and discussed endlessly with those who liked it, inviting chosen ones up to his room for the purpose. And he seemed to be proud of mother to look at her as if she was someone to be considered on her own merits, not merely his wife. But that night it was rather overwhelming. I crept upstairs again after a while, quite content and how much. It was good, after all, to have father back, so long as mother was able to stand it better. I walked softly up and down my room and thought it all over. Mother was safe, safe and happy.

Peggy was going to have an extremely nice husband. Everything was all right and likely to stay so. And then I began to think about that new cousin. What a nice name, Home. I'd read about the homes in Scotch history and knew we were connected. He was just the type of man I liked. Tall, sinewy, active but quiet, able to sit still or to jump quick and far. He had nice eyes, steady, keen, grey-blue eyes that looked right into one. Good, thick, sturdy hair, red-brown, vigorous fine hair. Home McAvelli. All at once, I stopped still in my tracks,

and stood seized by an idea. McAvelli. His name was McAvelli, too. And I had thought I never could. End of Chapter 12. End of Benignia Machiavelli by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.