Classic Audiobook Collection - First Lensman by E. E. Smith ~ Full Audiobook [scifi]
Episode Date: November 18, 2022First Lensman by E. E. Smith audiobook. Genre: scifi In a galaxy clawing its way out of chaos, Earth and its neighboring worlds struggle to police the new lanes of interstellar travel. Veteran office...r Virgil Samms has seen too much to believe the rising wave of piracy is just opportunism. Ship after ship vanishes, outposts go silent, and every investigation points to a smarter, darker hand at work - a hidden power using criminals, corporations, and politics as disposable pieces. As Samms helps forge the Galactic Patrol into a force that can stand against the void, he is drawn into a conflict that is far larger than any border dispute: a shadow war whose true enemy prefers to remain unseen. Then an encounter with an ancient, enigmatic intelligence changes the stakes. Samms is offered a strange tool and a greater responsibility - a Lens - and with it the first step toward creating a new kind of guardian. First Lensman launches E. E. Smith's classic space opera with blistering action, grand-scale strategy, and a theme of disciplined service set against an almost mythic struggle for the future of sentient life. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:26:55) Chapter 02 (00:54:36) Chapter 03 (01:36:49) Chapter 04 (02:11:47) Chapter 05 (02:42:10) Chapter 06 (03:17:47) Chapter 07 (03:59:36) Chapter 08 (04:34:52) Chapter 09 (05:13:58) Chapter 10 (05:43:00) Chapter 11 (06:10:26) Chapter 12 (06:40:23) Chapter 13 (07:23:26) Chapter 14 (07:58:24) Chapter 15 (08:32:13) Chapter 16 (09:04:11) Chapter 17 (09:32:38) Chapter 18 (10:06:12) Chapter 19 (10:40:27) Chapter 20 (11:04:02) Chapter 21 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First Lensman
Chapter 1
The visitor, making his way unobserved through the crowded main laboratory of the hill,
stepped up to within six feet of the back of a big Norwegian,
seated at an electrono-optical bench.
Drawing an automatic pistol, he shot the apparently unsuspecting scientist seven times
as fast as he could pull the trigger,
twice through the brain, five times closely spaced through the spine.
"'Ah, Garlane of Edor, I have been expecting you to look me up. Sit down.'
Blonde, blue-eye Dr. Nels Bergenholm, completely undisturbed by the passage of the stream of bullets
through his head and body, turned and waved one huge hand at a stool beside his own.
But those were not ordinary projectiles, the visitor protested.
Neither person, or rather entity, was in the least surprise that no one else had paid any attention
to what had happened, but it was clear that the one was taken aback by the failure of his
murderous attack. They should have volatized that form of flesh, should at least have blown you
back to Eresia where you belong. Ordinary, or extraordinary, what matter? As you, in the guise of
Gray Raja, told Conway Costigan a short time since, I permitted that as a demonstration of
futility. No, Garland, once and for all, that you will no longer be allowed to
act directly against any adherent of civilization, wherever situate.
We of Eresia will not interfere in person with your proposed conquest of the two galaxies
as you have planned it, since the stresses and conflicts involved are necessary, and I may add
sufficient, to produce the civilization which must and shall come into being.
Therefore, neither will you or any other Edorian so interfere. You will go back to Edor,
and you will stay there.
"'Think you so?' Garland sneered.
"'You, who have been so afraid of us for over two thousand million Tullerian years
"'that you dared not let us even learn of you?
"'So afraid of us that you dared not take any action
"'to avert the destruction of any one of your budding civilizations
"'upon any one of the worlds of either galaxy?
"'So afraid that you dare not, even now, meet me mind to mind,
but insist upon the use of this slow and unsatisfactory oral communication between us.
Either your thinking is loose, confused, and turbid, which I do not believe to be the case,
or you are trying to lull me into believing that you are stupid.
Bergenholm's voice was calm, unmoved.
I do not think that you will go back to Edor.
I know it.
You too, as soon as you have become informed upon certain matters, will know it.
You protest against the use of spoken language because it is, as you know, the easiest,
simplest and surest way of preventing you from securing any iota of the knowledge for which
you are so desperately searching. As to a meeting of our two minds, they met fully just before
you, operating as Grey Roger, remembered that which your entire race forgot long ago. As a
consequence of that meeting, I so learned every line and vibration of your life pattern.
as to be able to greet you by your symbol, Garline of Edor,
whereas you know nothing of me, save that I am an Orishan,
a fact which has been obvious from the first.
In an attempt to create a diversion,
Garline released the zone of compulsion which he had been holding,
but the Erejan took it over so smoothly
that no human being within range was conscious of any change.
It is true that for many cycles of time
we concealed our existence from you,
Bergenholm went on without a break.
Since the reason for that concealment
was still further confuse you,
I will tell you what it is.
Had you Edorians learned of us sooner,
you might have been able to forge a weapon
of power sufficient
to prevent the accomplishment of an end
which is now certain.
It is true that your operations
as Low Song of Uygar were not constrained,
as Mithridides of Pontus,
as Sulla, Marius and Nero of Rome,
as Hannibal of Carthage,
as those self-effacing whites,
Alsazerxes of Greece,
and Menocopties of Egypt,
as Genghis Khan and Attila,
and the Kaiser, and Mussolini,
and Hitler, and the tyrant of Asia.
You were allowed to do as you pleased.
Similar activities upon Rigil IV,
Valencia, Palane 7, and elsewhere,
were also allowed to proceed
without effective opposition.
With the appearance of Virgil Sams, however,
the time arrived to put an end
to your customary, pernicious, obstructive,
and destructive activities.
I therefore interposed a barrier between you and those who would otherwise be completely
defenseless against you.
But why now?
Why not thousands of cycles ago?
And why Virgil Sams?
To answer those questions would be to give you valuable data.
You may, too late, be able to answer them yourself.
But to continue, you accuse me, an all oresia of cowardice.
and evidently muddy and inept thought.
Reflect, please, upon the completeness of your failure
in the affair of Roger's planetoid,
upon the fact that you have accomplished nothing whatever since that time,
upon the situation in which you now find yourself.
Even though the trend of thought in your race
is basically materialistic and mechanistic,
and you belittle ours as being philosophic and impractical,
you found, much to your surprise,
that your most destructive physical agencies are not able to affect even this form of flesh
which I am now energizing, to say nothing of affecting the reality which is I.
If this episode is the result of the customary thinking of the second in command of Edor's
innermost circle, but no, my visualization cannot be that badly at fault.
Overconfidence, the tyrant's innate proclivity to underestimate an opponent.
these things have put you into a false position.
But I greatly fear that they will not operate to do so in any really important future affair.
Rest assured that they will not, Garlene snarled.
It may not be exactly cowardice.
It is, however, something closely akin.
If you could have acted effectively against us at any time in the past, you would have done so.
If you could act effectively against us now,
you would be acting, not talking. That is elementary, self-evidently true, so true that you have
not tried to deny it, nor would you expect me to believe you if you did.'
Cold black eyes stared level into icy eyes of Norwegian blue.
Deny it? No, I am glad, however, that you use the word effectively instead of openly,
for we have been acting effectively against you ever since these newly formed planets
cool sufficiently to permit the development of intelligent life.
What? You have? How? That too you will learn, too late. I have now said all I intend to say.
I will give you no more information. Since you already know that there are more adult
or regions than there are Adorians, so that at least one of us can devote his full attention
to blocking the direct effort of any one of you, it is clear to you that it makes no difference to me
whether you elect to go or to stay.
I can, and I will remain here, as long as you do.
I can, and I will accompany you whenever you venture out of the volume of space
protected by a Dorian screen wherever you go.
The election is yours.
Garling disappeared.
So did the elysian, instantaneously.
Dr. Nelsbergenholm, however, remained.
Turning, he resumed his work where he had left off, knowing exactly what
he had been doing and exactly what he was going to do to finish it.
He released the zone of compulsion,
which he had been holding upon every human being within sight or hearing,
so dexterously that no one suspected, then or ever,
that anything out of the ordinary had happened.
He knew these things and did these things,
in spite of the fact that the form of flesh,
which his fellows of the triplanetary service knew as Nels Bergenholm,
was then being energized,
not by the stupendously powerful mind of Drownley the Mulder,
but by an Elysian child too young to be of any use in that which was about to occur.
Eresia was ready.
Every Erean mind capable of adult or of even near-adult thinking
was poised to act when the moment of action should come.
They were not, however, tense.
While not in any sense routine, that which they were about to do
had been foreseen for many cycles of time.
They knew exactly what they were going to do, and exactly how to do it.
They waited.
My visualization is not entirely clear concerning the succession of events,
stemming from the fact that the fusion of which Drownly is apart
did not destroy Garland of Edor while he was energizing as Grey Roger.
A young watchman, Yukonador by symbol, thought into the assembled mind.
May I take a moment of this idle time in which to spread my visualization for enlargement and instruction?
You may, youth, the elders of Eresia, the mightiest intellects of that tremendously powerful race,
fuse their several minds into one mind and gave approval.
That will be time well spent.
Think on.
Separated from the other Edorians by intergalactic distance as he then was,
Garland could have been isolated and could have been destroyed.
The youth pointed out as he somewhat definitely spread his visualization in the public mind.
Since it is axiomatic that his destruction would have weakened Edor somewhat,
and to that extent would have helped us,
it is evident that some greater advantage will accrue from allowing him to live.
Some points are clear enough,
that Garline and his fellows will believe that the Elysian fusion could not kill him,
since it did not.
That the Adorians,
contemptuous of our powers,
and thinking us vastly their inferiors,
will not be driven to develop such things
as atomic energy-powered mechanical screens
against third-level thought
until such a time as it will be too late
for even those devices to save their race from extinction.
That they will, in all probability,
never even suspect that the Galactic Patrol,
which is so soon to come into being,
will in fact be the prime operator in that extinction.
It is not clear, however, in view of the above facts,
why it has now become necessary for us to slay one Edorian upon Edor.
Nor can I formulate or visualize with any clarity
the techniques to be employed in the final wiping out of the race.
I lack certain fundamental data concerning events which occurred
and conditions which obtained many, many cycles before my
birth. I am unable to believe that my perception and memory could have been so imperfect.
Can it be that none of that basic data is or ever has been available?
That youth is the fact. While your visualization of the future is, of course, not as detailed,
nor as accurate as it will be after more cycles of labor, your background of knowledge is as
complete as that of any other of our number.
I see. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can. You can. You can. You can. You can, I'm a
Conador gave the mental equivalent of a nod of complete understanding.
It is necessary, and the death of a lesser Edorian, a watchman, will be sufficient.
Nor will it be either surprising or alarming to Edor's innermost circle that the integrated
total mind of Eresia should be able to kill such a relatively feeble entity.
I see.
Then silence and waiting.
Minutes, or days, or weeks, who can tell?
What does time mean to any Erezian?
Then, Drownly arrived, arrived in the instant of his leaving the hill.
What matters even intergalactic distance to the speed of thought?
He fused his mind with those of the three other molders of civilization.
The masked and united mind of Eresia, poised and ready, awaiting only his coming,
launched itself through space.
That tremendous, that theretofore unknown concentration of mental force,
arrived at Edor's outer screen in practically the same instant as did the entity that was Garling.
The Adorian, however, went through without opposition. The Ereasons did not.
Some 2,000 million years ago, when the coalescence occurred, the event which was to make each of
the two interpassing galaxies team with planets, the Ereans were already an ancient race,
so ancient that they were even then independent of the chance formation of planets.
The Adorians, it is believed, were older still.
The Elysians were native to this our normal spacetime continuum.
The Adorians were not.
Edor was, and is, huge, dense, and hot.
Its atmosphere is not air, as we of small green terra know air,
but is a noxious mixture of gaseous substances known to mankind only in chemical laboratories.
Its hydrosphere, while it does contain the,
some water, is a poisonous, stinking, fowly corrosive, slimy, and sludgy liquid.
And the Adorians were as different from any people we know as Edor is different from the
planet's indigenous to our space and time. They were, to our senses, utterly monstrous,
almost incomprehensible. They were amorphous, amoeboid, sexless. Not androgynous or
parthenogenic, but absolutely sexless, with a sexlessness unknown in any earthly form of life
higher than the yeasts. Thus they were, to all intents and purposes, and except for death by violence,
immortal. For each one, after having lived for hundreds of thousands of Tullerian years, and having
reached its capacity to live and to learn, simply divided into two new individuals, each of which,
in addition to possessing in full its parents' mind and memories and knowledges,
had also a brand-new zest and a greatly increased capacity.
And since life was, there had been competition. Competition for power.
Knowledge was worthwhile, only insofar as it contributed to power. Warfare began and aged and
continued. The appallingly efficient warfare possible only to such entities as those.
Their minds, already immensely powerful, grew stronger and stronger under the stresses of
internecine struggle. But peace was not even thought of. Strife continued at higher and even
higher levels of violence, until two facts became apparent. First, that every Adorian who could be
killed by physical violence had already died, that the survivors had developed such tremendous
powers of mind, such complete mastery of things physical as well as mental, that they could not
be slain by physical force.
Second, that during the ages through which they had been devoting their every effort to
mutual extermination, their sun had begun markedly to cool, that their planet would very soon
become so cold that it would be impossible for them ever again to live their normal physical
lives.
Thus there came about an armistice.
the Edorians work together, not without friction, in the development of mechanisms, by the use of
which they move their planet across light-years of space to a younger, hotter sun. Then,
Edor once more at its hot and reeking norm, battle was resumed. Mental battle this time,
that went on for more than a hundred thousand Edorian years, during the last ten thousand of which
not a single Edorian died.
Realizing the futility of such unproductive endeavor, the relatively few survivors made a piece of sorts.
Since each had an utterly insatiable lust for power, and since it had become clear that they could
neither conquer nor kill each other, they would combine forces and conquer enough planets, enough galaxies,
so that each Adorian could have as much power and authority as he could possibly handle.
What matter that there was not that many planets in their native space?
There were other spaces, an infinite number of them.
Some of which, it was mathematically certain,
would contain millions upon millions of planets instead of only two or three.
By mind and by machine, they surveyed the neighboring continuum.
They developed the hyperspacial tube and the inertialess drive.
They drove their planet, spaceship-wise, through space after space after space.
And thus, shortly after the coalescence began, Edor came into our space-time.
And here, because of the multitudes of planets already existing and the untold millions more about to come into existence, it stayed.
Here was what they had wanted since their beginnings.
Here were planets enough, here were fields enough for the exercise of power, to sate even the insatiable.
There was no longer any need for them to fight each other.
They could now cooperate wholeheartedly, as long as each was getting more, and more and more.
And Philisor, a young Erejan, his mind roaming eagerly abroad as was its want, made first contact with the Adorians in this space.
Inoffensive, naive, innocent, he was surprised beyond measure at their reception of his friendly greeting.
But in the instant before closing his mind to their vicious attacks, he learned the foregoing fact,
concerning them. The fused mind of the elders of Eresia, however, was not surprised. The Elysians,
while not as mechanistic as their opponents, and innately peaceful as well, were far ahead of them
in the pure science of the mind. The elders had long known of the Adorians and of their
lustful wanderings through plenum after plenum. Their visualizations of the cosmic all
had long since forecast, with dreadful certainty the invasion which had not
now occurred. They had long known what they would have to do. They did it. So insiduously as to set
up no opposition, they entered the Adorian's minds and sealed off all knowledge of Eresia.
They withdrew tracelessly. They did not have such data, it is true, but no more could be obtained
at that time. If any one of those touchy, suspicious minds have been given any cause for alarm,
any focal point of doubt, they would have had time in which to develop mechanisms able to force
the Eresians out of this space before a weapon to destroy the Adorians, the as yet incompletely
designed galactic patrol, could be forged. The Ereasons could, then even, have slain by mental force
alone all the Adorians except the all-highest and his innermost circle, safe within their then
impenetrable shield. But as long as they could,
could not make a clean sweep they could not attack then.
B, it observed, that the Erejans were not fighting for themselves.
As individuals, or as a race, they had nothing to fear.
Even less than the Adorians could they be killed by any possible application of physical force.
Past masters of mental science, they knew that no possible concentration of Adorian mental force
could kill any one of them.
and if they were to be forced out of normal space, what matter? To such mentalities as theirs,
any given space would serve as well as any other. No, they were fighting for an ideal,
for the peaceful, harmonious, liberty-loving civilization which they had envisaged as developing
throughout and eventually entirely covering the myriads of planets of two tremendous island
universes. Also, they felt a heavy weight of responsibility. Since all these races, existing and yet to
appear, had sprung from and would spring from the Erean life spores which permeated this particular space,
they all were and would be, at bottom, Erejan. It was starkly unthinkable that Eresia would leave them
to the eternal dominance of such a rapacious, such a tyrannical, such a hellishly insatiable
breed of monsters. Therefore, the Ereans fought, efficiently, if insiduously. They did not,
they could not, interfere openly with Edor's ruthless conquest of world after world, with Edor's
ruthless smashing of civilization after civilization. They did, however, see to it by selective
matings and the establishment of bloodlines upon numberless planets that the trend of the level
of intelligence was definitely and steadily upward.
Four molders of civilization,
Drownley, Credegan, Nidanolor, and Brolintene,
who, infusion, formed the mentor of Eresia,
who was to become known to every wearer of civilization's lens,
were individually responsible for the Erejan program of development
upon the four planets of TELUS, Rijal 4, Valencia, and Palain 7.
Drownley established upon Tullus two principal lines of blood.
In unbroken male line of descent, the Kinnisons went back to long before the dawn of even
mythical Tullurian history.
Konexa of Atlantis, daughter of one Kinnison and the sister of another, is the first of the blood
to be named in these annals.
But the line was then already old.
So was the other line, characterized throughout its tremendous length, male and female,
by peculiarly spectacular red bronze auburn hair
and equally striking gold-flecked tawny eyes.
Nor did these strains mix.
Drowny had made it psychologically impossible for them to mix
until the penultimate stage of development should have been reached.
While that stage was still in the future,
Virgil Sams appeared,
and all Eresia knew that the time had come
to engage the Adorians openly, mind to mind.
Garlane Roger was curbed savagely and sharply.
Every Adorian, wherever he was working, found his every line of endeavor solidly blocked.
Garline, as has been intimated, constructed a supposedly irresistible weapon and attacked his Erezian blocker, with results already told.
At that failure, Garline knew that there was something terribly amiss, that it had been amiss for over two thousand million Tullerian years.
really alarmed for the first time in his long life, he flashed back to Edor, to warn his fellows,
and to make counsel with them as to what should be done. And the masked and integrated force of
all Eresia was only an instant behind him. Arisia struck Edor's outermost screen, and in the
instant of impact, that screen went down. And then, instantaneously, and all unperceived by the
planet's defenders, the Elysian forces split.
The elders, including all the Molders, seized the Edorian who had been handling that
screen, threw him around an impenetrable net of force, yanked him out into intergalactic
space.
Then, driving in resistlessly, they turned the luckless white inside out.
And before the victim died under their poignant probings, the elders of Erezia learned
everything that the Adorian and all of his ancestors had ever known. They then withdrew to Eresia,
leaving their younger, weaker, partially developed fellows to do whatever they could against the mighty Edor.
Whether the attack of these lesser forces would be stopped at the second, the third, the fourth,
or the innermost screen, whether they would reach the planet itself and perhaps do some actual
damage before being driven off was immaterial. Edor must be allowed and would,
be allowed to repel that invasion with ease. For cycles to come, the Adorians must and would
believe that they had nothing really to fear from Eresia. The real battle, however, had been won.
The Erean visualizations could now be extended to portray every essential elements of the
climactic conflict which was eventually to come. It was no cheerful conclusion at which the
Ereans arrived, since their visualizations all agreed in showing that the only possible method of
wiping out the Adorians would also of necessity end their own usefulness as guardians of civilization.
Such an outcome, having been shown necessary, however, the E. Regions accepted it and worked toward it
unhesitatingly. End of Chapter 1. Chapter 2 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith. This Librevox
according is in the public domain.
First Lensman, Chapter 2.
As has been said, the hill, which had been built to be the Tullurian headquarters of the
Triplanetary Service, and which was now the headquarters of the half-organized Solarian Patrol,
was and is a truncated, alloy-sheathed, honeycombed mountain.
But since human beings do not like to live internally underground, no matter how
beautifully lighted or how carefully and comfortably air-conditioned the dungeon may be,
the reservation spread far beyond the foot of that gray, forbidding, mirror-smooth cone of metal.
Well outside that far-flung reservation, there was a small city. There were hundreds of
highly productive farms, and particularly upon this bright May afternoon, there was a recreation
park, containing, among other things, dozens of tennis courts. One of these courts was
three-quarters enclosed by stands, from which a couple of hundred people were watching a match
which seemed to be of some little local importance. Two men sat in a box which had seats for twenty,
and watched admiringly the pair who seemed in a fair way to win in straight sets the mixed-doubles
championship of the hill. Fine-looking couple, Rod, if I do say so myself, as well as being smooth
performers. Solarian councillor Virgil Sam spoke to his companion as the opponents changed
courts. I still think, though, the young hussy ought to wear some clothes. Those white nylon shorts
make her look nakeder even than usual. I told her so, too, the jade, but she keeps on wearing
less and less. Of course, Commissioner Roderick Kay K. Kinnison laughed quietly. What did you
expect? She got her hair and eyes from you. Why not your hard-headedness, too? One thing, though,
that's all to the good. She's got what it takes to strip shit.
that way, and most of them haven't.
But what I can't understand is why they don't—he paused.
I don't either. Lord knows we've thrown them at each other hard enough,
and Jack Kinnison and Jill Sams would certainly make a pair to draw to.
But if they won't—but maybe they will yet. They're still youngsters, and they're friendly enough.
If Sam's pair could have been out on the court, however, instead of in the box,
he would have been surprised, for young Kinnison, although smiling enough as to face,
was addressing his gorgeous partner in terms which carried little indeed of friendliness.
"'Listen, you bird-brained, knot-headed, grandstanding half-wit!' he stormed, voice low,
but bitterly intense.
"'I ought to beat your alleged brains out. I've told you a thousand times to watch your own
territory and stay out of mine. If you had been where you belong,
or even taken my signal, Frank couldn't have made that 30-all point.
And if Lois had netted, she'd have caught you flat-footed,
a kilometer out of position, and made it deuce.
What do you think you're doing anyway?
Playing tennis or seeing how many innocent bystanders you can bring down out of control?
What do you think?
The girl sneered sweetly.
Her tawny eyes, only a couple of inches below his own, almost emitted sparks.
And just look at who's trying to tell who to do what.
For your information, Master Pilot John K. K. Kinnison,
I'll tell you that just because you can't quit being Killer Kinison
even long enough to let two good friends of ours get a point now and then,
or maybe even a game, is no reason why I've got to turn into Killer Sam's.
And I'll also tell you, you'll tell me nothing, Jill.
I'm telling you.
Start giving away points in anything, and you'll find out some.
someday that you've given away too many. I'm not having any of that kind of game. And as long as
you're playing with me, you aren't either, or else. If you louse up this match just once more,
the next ball I serve will hit the tightest part of those fancy white shorts of yours, right where
the hip pocket would be, if they had any, and it'll raise a welt that will make you
eat off the mantle for three days. So watch your step. You insufferable lug! I'd like to smash this
wreck it over your head. I'll do it too, and walk off the court, if you don't. The whistle blew.
Virgili Sam's, all smiles, towed the baseline and became the personification and embodiment of
smoothly flowing motion. The ball whizzed over the net, barely clearing it, a sizzling service ace.
The game went on. And a few minutes later, in the shower room, where Jack Kinnison was caroling
lustily while plying a towel, a huge young man strode up and slapped him ringingly,
between the shoulder blades.
Congratulations, Jack, and so forth.
But there's a thing I went to ask you.
Confidential, sort of.
Shoot, haven't we been eating out of the same dish
for blow these many moons?
Why the diffidence all of a sudden, Mace?
It isn't in character.
Well, it's...
I'm a lip-reader, you know.
Sure, we all are.
What of it?
It's only that...
Well, I saw what you and Miss Sam said to each of...
other out there, and if that was lover's small talk, I'm a Veneeran mud-puppie.
Lovers!
Who the hell ever said we were lovers?
Oh, you've been inhaling some of Dad's balloon juice.
Lovers!
Me and that red-headed stinker?
That jelly-brained sapadilly?
Hardly.
Hold it, Jack.
The big officer's voice was slightly edged.
You're off-course.
A hell of a long flit-off.
That girl has got everything.
She's the class of the reservation.
Why, she's a regular 12-19.
Huh?
Amazed, young Kinnison stopped drying himself and stared.
You mean to say you've been giving her a miss just because?
He had started to say,
because you're the best friend I've got in the system, but he did not.
Well, it would have smelled slightly cheesy, I thought.
The other man did not put into words either,
what both of them so deeply knew to be the truth.
But if you haven't got—if it's okay with you, of course—
Stand by for five seconds. I'll take you around.
Jack threw on his uniform, and in a few minutes the two young officers,
immaculate in the space black and silver of the patrol,
made their way toward the women's dressing rooms.
But she's all right at that, in most ways, I guess.
Kinnison was half apologizing for what he had said.
head. Outside of being chicken-hearted and pig-headed, she's a good egg. She really qualifies,
most of the time. But I wouldn't have her, bonus attached, any more than she would have me.
It's strictly mutual. You won't fall for her either, Mace. You'll want to pull one of her
legs off and beat the rest of her to death with it inside of a week. But there's nothing like
finding things out for yourself. In a short time, Miss Sams appeared, dressed somewhat less
revealingly than before in the blouse and kilts which were the mode of the moment.
"'Hi, Jill. This is Mace. I've told you about him. My boatmate. Master electronist,
Mason Northrop.'
"'Yes, I've heard about you, Troncist, a lot.' She shook hands warmly.
"'He hasn't been putting traces on you, Jill, on account of he figured he'd be poaching.
Can you figure that? I straighten him out, though, in short order.'
her. Told him why, too, so he ought to be insulated against any voltage you can generate.
Oh, you did? How sweet of you. But how—oh, those? She gestured at the powerful prism binoculars
a part of the uniform of every officer of space. Uh-huh. Northrop wriggled, but held firm.
If I'd only been as big and husky as you are, surveying admiringly some six feet two of altitude
and two hundred odd pounds of hard meat, grissel and bone.
I'd have grabbed him by one ankle, whirled him around my head,
and flung him into the fifteenth row of seats.
What's the matter with him, Ace, is that he was born centuries and centuries too late.
He should have been an overseer when they built the pyramids,
flogging slaves because they wouldn't step just so.
Or better yet, one of those people it told about in those funny old books they dug up last year,
liege lords or something like that, remember?
With the power of life and death, high, middle, and low justice, whatever that was, over their
vassals and their families, serfs, and serving wenches.
Especially serving wenches.
He likes little, cuddly baby-talkers who pretend to be utterly spineless and completely
brainless, eh, Jack?
Ouch, to-shay, Jill.
But maybe I had it coming to me at that.
Let's call it off, shall we?
I'll be seeing you, too, hither or yawn.
Kinnison turned and hurried away.
Want to know why he's doing such a quick flit?
Jill grinned up at her companion, a bright quick grin.
Not that he was giving up.
The blonde over there.
The one in the rocket red.
Very few blondes can wear such a violent shade.
Dimples Maynard.
And is she, or...
Cuddly and baby-talkish?
Uh-uh.
She's a grand person.
I was just populous.
Hopping off, so was he. You know that neither of us really meant half of what we said, or at least—her
her voice died away.
"'I don't know whether I do or not,' Northrop replied, awkwardly, but honestly.
"'That was savage stuff, if there ever was any. I can't see for the life of me why you two—two of the
world's finest people should have to tear into each other that way. Do you?'
"'I don't know that I ever think of you. I don't know that I ever think of you.
thought of it like that. Jill caught her lower lip between her teeth. He's splendid, really,
and I like him a lot, usually. We get along perfectly most of the time. We don't fight at all,
except when we're too close together, and then we fight about anything and everything. Say,
suppose that that could be it. Like charges, repelling each other inversely as the square of the distance.
That's about the way it seems to be. Could be, and I'm glad.
The man's face cleared.
And I'm a charge of the opposite sign.
Let's go.
And in Virgil Sam's deeply buried office,
Civilization's two strongest men were deep in conversation.
Troubles enough to keep four men of our size awake nights.
Sam's voice was light, but his eyes were moody and somber.
You can probably whip yours, though, in time.
They're mostly in one solar system.
A short flit covers the rest.
Rest. Languages and customs are known. But how? How? Can legal processes work efficiently? Work at all,
for that matter, when a man can commit a murder or a pirate can loot a spaceship and be a hundred
parsecs away before the crime is even discovered? How can a Tullerian John Law find a criminal
on a strange world that knows nothing whatever of our patrol, with a completely alien language? Maybe no
language at all, where it takes months even to find out who and where, if any, the native
police officers are.
But there must be away, Rod. There's got to be away. Sam slammed his open hand resoundingly
against his desk's bare top. And by God, I'll find it. The patrol will come out on top.
Crusader Sam's, now and forever. There was no trace of mockery in Kinerson's voice or
expression, but only friendship and admiration.
And I'll bet you do.
Your interstellar patrol or whatever?
Galactic patrol.
I know what the name of it is going to be, if nothing else.
It's just as good as in the bag right now.
You've done a job so far, Verge.
The whole system, Nevia, the colonies on Aldebaran II, and other planets,
even Valeria, as tight as a drum.
Funny about Valeria, isn't it?
There was a moment of silence, then Kinnison went on.
But wherever diamonds are, there go Dutchmen,
and Dutch women go wherever their men do.
And, in spite of medical advice, Dutch babies arrive.
Although a lot of the adults died,
three Gs is no joke,
practically all of the babies keep on living.
Developing bones and muscles to fit,
walking at a year and a half old, living normally.
They say that the third generation will be perfectly at home there,
which shows that the human animal is more adaptable
than some ranking medicos had believed as all.
Don't try to sidetrack me, Rod.
You know as well as I do what we're up against.
The new headaches that Interstellar Commerce is bringing with it.
New vices, drugs, thionite, for instance.
We haven't been able to get an inkling of an idea as to where that stuff is coming from.
and I don't have to tell you what piracy has done to insurance rates.
I'll say not. Look at the price of Alda-Baranian cigars, the only kind fit to smoke.
You've given up then on the idea that Erescia is the pirate's GHQ?
Definitely, it isn't. The pirates are even more afraid of it than Tramp's spacemen are.
It's out of bounds, absolutely forbidden territory, apparently, to everybody, my best operatives included.
All we know about it is the name, Eresia, that our planetographers gave it.
It is the first completely incomprehensible thing I have ever experienced.
I am going out there myself as soon as I can take the time.
Not that I expect to crack a thing that my best men couldn't touch,
but there have been so many different and conflicting reports.
No two stories agree on anything except in that no one could get anywhere near the planet,
that I feel the need of some first-hand information.
Want to come along?
Try to keep me from it.
But at that we shouldn't be too surprised.
Sam's went on thoughtfully.
Just beginning to scratch the surface as we are,
we should expect to encounter peculiar, baffling,
even completely inexplicable things,
facts, situations, events, and beings
for which our one system experience
could not possibly have prepared us.
In fact, we already have.
If, ten years ago, anyone had told you that such a race as the Rijelians existed,
what would you have thought?
One ship went there, you know, once.
One hour in any Rijelian city.
One minute in a Rijelian automobile drives a Tullian insane.
I see your point, Kinnison nodded.
Probably I would have ordered a mental examination.
and the Palanians are even worse. People, if you can call them that, who live on Pluto and like it.
Entity so alien that nobody, as far as I know, understands them. But you don't have to go even that far from
home to locate a job of unscrewing the unscruitable. Who, what, and why, and for how long, was Gray Roger.
And not far behind him is this young Bergenholm of yours. And by the way, you never did give me the low-down and
how come it was the Bergenholm and not the Roadbush Cleveland
that made transgalactic commerce possible and caused nine-tenths of our headaches.
As I get the story, Bergenholm wasn't, isn't even an engineer.
Didn't I? Thought I did. He wasn't and isn't.
Well, the original Roadbush Cleveland Free Drive was a killer, you know.
How I know! Kinnison exclaimed feelingly.
They beat their brains out and ate their hearts out for months,
without getting it any better.
Then one day this kid, Bergenholm, ambles into their shop,
big, awkward, stumbling over his own feet.
He gazes innocently at the thing for a couple of minutes,
then says,
Why don't you use uranium instead of iron,
and rewind it so it will put out a waveform like this,
with humps here and here instead of there and there,
and he draws a couple of freehand, but really beautiful curves.
Why should we?
They squawk at him.
"'Because it will work that way,' he says,
"'and ambles out as unconcernedly as he came in.
"'Can't or won't say another word.
"'Well, in sheer desperation, they tried it, and it worked.
"'And nobody has ever had a minute's trouble with a Bergenholm since.
"'That's why Roadbush and Cleveland both insisted on the name.
"'I see, and it points up what I just said.
"'But if he's such a mental giant,
"'why isn't he getting results with his own personal problem?
problem, the meteor. Or is he? No, or at least he wasn't as of last night. But there's a note on my
pad that he wants to see me sometime today. Suppose we have him come in now. Fine, I'd like to talk
to him, if it's okay with you and with him. The young scientist was called in and was introduced to
the commissioner. Go ahead, Dr. Bergenholm, Sam suggested then. You may talk to both of us just as freely
as though you and I were alone.
I have, as you already know, been called psychic,
Bergenholm began abruptly.
It is said that I dream dreams, see visions,
hear voices, and so on,
that I operate on hunches,
that I am a genius.
Now, I very definitely am not a genius,
unless my understanding of the meaning of that word
is different from that of the rest of mankind.
Bergenholm paused.
Sam's and Kinnison looked at each other.
The latter broke the short silence.
The counselor and I have just been discussing the fact that there are great many things we do not know,
that with the extension of our activities into new fields, the occurrence of the impossible
has become almost a commonplace.
We are able, I believe, to listen with open minds to anything you have to say.
Very well.
But first, please know that I am a scientist.
As such, I am trained to observe, to think calmly, clearly, and analytically, to test every hypothesis.
I do not believe at all in the so-called supernatural.
This universe did not come into being, it does not continue to be, except by the operation of natural and immutable laws.
And I mean immutable, gentlemen.
Everything that has ever happened, that is happening now, or that ever is to happen, was, is and will be,
statistically connected with its predecessor event and with its successor event.
If I did not believe that implicitly, I would lose all faith in the scientific method.
For if one single supernatural event or thing had ever occurred or existed,
it would have constituted an entirely unpredictable event
and would have initiated a series, a succession of such events,
a state of things which no scientist will or can believe possible in an orderly universe.
At the same time, I recognize the fact that I myself have done things,
caused events to occur, if you prefer, that I cannot explain to you or to any other human
being in any symbology known to our science.
And it is about an even more inexplicable, called it hunch, if you like, that I
ask to have a talk with you today.
But you are arguing in circles, Sam's protested, or are you trying to set up a paradox?
"'Neither. I am merely clearing the way for a somewhat startling thing I am to say later on.
"'You know, of course, that any situation with which a mind is unable to cope,
"'a really serious dilemma which it cannot resolve, will destroy that mind,
"'frustration, escape from reality, and so on.
"'You also will realize that I must have become cognizant of my own peculiarities
"'long before anyone else did or could.
Ah, I see. Yes, of course. Sam's intensely interested leaned forward. Yet your present personality is
adequately, splendidly integrated. How could you possibly have overcome, reconciled, a situation so
full of conflict? You are, I think, familiar with my parentage? Sam's, keen as he was,
did not consider it noteworthy that the big Norwegian answered his question only by asking one of
own. Yes. Oh, I'm beginning to see. But Commissioner Kinnison has not had access to your dossier.
Go ahead. My father is Dr. Yalmar Bergenholm. My mother, before her marriage, was Dr. Olga
Bjornsen. Both were and are nuclear physicist, very good ones. Pioneers, they have been called.
They worked and are still working in the newest, outermost fringes of the field.
"'Oh!' Kinnison exclaimed.
"'A mutant! born with second sight, or whatever it is?'
"'Not second sight, as history describes the phenomenon, no.
"'The records do not show that any such faculty
"'was ever demonstrated to the satisfaction of any competent scientific investigator.
"'What I have is something else.
"'Whether or not it will breed true is an interesting topic of speculation,
"'but one having nothing to do with the problem now in hand.
To return to the subject, I resolved my dilemma long since.
There is, I am absolutely certain, a science of the mind, which is as definite, as positive,
as immutable of law as is the science of the physical.
While I will make no attempt to prove it to you, I know that such a science exists,
and that I was born with the ability to perceive at least some elements of it.
Now to the matter of the meteor of the patrol.
That problem was and is purely physical.
The pirates have just as able scientists as we have.
What physical science can devise and synthesize,
physical science can analyze and duplicate.
There is a point, however, beyond which physical science cannot go.
It can neither analyze nor imitate the tangible products of that
which I have so loosely called the science of the mind.
I know, Councillor Sams, what the triplanetary service needs, something vastly more than its meteor.
I also know that the need will become greater and greater as the sphere of action of the patrol expands.
Without a really efficient symbol, the Solarian Patrol will be hampered even more than the triplanetary service,
and its logical extension into the Space Patrol, or whatever that larger organization may be called,
will be definitely impossible.
We need something which will identify any representative of civilization
positively and unmistakably wherever he may be.
It must be impossible of duplication or even of imitation,
to which end it must kill any unauthorized entity who attempts to imposture.
It must operate as a telepath between its owner and any living intelligence
of however high or low degree, so that mental communication,
so much clearer and faster than physical will be possible without the laborious learning of language,
or between us and such peoples as those of Rigel IV or of Palain Seven, both of whom we know
to be of high intelligence and who must already be conversant with telepathy.
Are you or have you been reading my mind? Sam's asked quietly.
No, Bergenholm replied flatly. It is not and has not been necessary.
Any man who can think, who has really considered the question, and who has the good of civilization at heart, must have come to the same conclusions.
Probably so at that.
But no more side issues.
You have a solution of some kind worked out, or you would not be here.
What is it?
It is that you, Solarian Councilor Sams, should go to Eresia as soon as possible.
"'Aresia!' Sam exclaimed, and—'
"'Aresia! Of all the hell's in space, why Eresia?
"'And how can we make the approach?
"'Don't you know that nobody can get anywhere near that damn planet?'
"'Bergenholm shrugged his shoulders and spread both arms wide in pantomime of complete helplessness.
"'How do you know, another of your hunches?' Kyneson went on.
"'Or did somebody tell you something?
"'Where did you get it?'
"'It is not a hunch,' the Norwegian replied positively.
"'No one told me anything.
"'But I know, as definitely as I know
"'that the combustion of hydrogen and oxygen will yield water,
"'that the orleans are very well versed in that
"'which I have called the science of the mind.
"'That if Virgil Sams goes to Eresia,
"'he will obtain the symbol he needs,
"'that he will never obtain it otherwise.
as to how I know these things.
I can't.
I just...
I know it, I tell you.
Without another word, without asking permission to leave,
Bergenholm rolled around and hurried out.
Sams and Kinnison stared at each other.
Well, Kinnison asked quizzically,
I'm going, now.
Whether I can be spared or not,
and whether you think I'm out of control or not,
I believe him, every word.
And besides, there's the Bergenholm.
How about you? Coming?
Yes, can't say that I'm sold 100%,
but, as you say, the Bergenholm is a hard fact to shrug off.
And at a minimum rating, it's got to be tried.
What are you taking? Not a fleet, probably.
The Boise, or the Chicago.
It was the Commissioner of Public Safety speaking now,
the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces.
The Chicago, I'd say, the fastest and strongest thing in space.
Recommendation approved. Blast off, twelve hundred hours tomorrow.
End of Chapter 2.
Chapter 3 of First Lensman by E. E. Doc Smith.
This Liberovox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman. Chapter 3.
The Super Dreadnought Chicago
as she approached the imaginary, but nevertheless sharply defined boundary, which no other ship
had been allowed to pass, went inert and crept forward mile by mile. Every man, from commissioner
and counselor down, was taught and tense. So widely variant, so utterly fantastic were the stories
going around about this Eresia that no one knew what to expect. They expected the unexpected
and got it.
Ah, Tullurians, you are precisely on time.
A strong, assured, deeply resonant pseudo-voice
made itself heard in the depths of each mind
aboard the tremendous ship of war.
Pilots and navigating officers,
you will shift course to 178-71253.
Hold that course inert at one Tullurian gravity of acceleration.
Virgil Sams will now.
be interviewed. He will return to the consciousnesses of the rest of you in exactly six of your
hours. Practically dazed by the shock of their first experience with telepathy, not one of the
Chicago's crew perceived anything unusual in the phraseology of that utterly precise,
diamond-clear thought. Sam's and Kinnison, however, precisionists themselves did, but warned
although they were, and keyed up although they were, to detect any of the
signs of hypnotism or of mental suggestion, neither of them had the faintest suspicion
then or ever that Virgil Sams did not, as a matter of fact, leave the Chicago at all.
Sams knew that he boarded a lifeboat and drove it toward the shimmering haze beyond which
Eresia was. Commissioner Kinnison knew, as surely as did every other man aboard, that Sams did
those things, because he and the other officers and most of the crew watched Sam's do them.
They watched the lifeboat dwindled in size with distance, watched it disappear within the
peculiarly iridescent veil of force which their most penetrant ultra-beam spy rays could not
pierce. They waited. And since every man concerned knew, beyond any shadow of doubt and to the
end of his life, that everything that seemed to happen actually did happen, it will be so described.
Virgil Sams then drove his small vessel through Eresia's innermost screen, and saw a planet so
much like Earth that it might have been her sister world. There were the white ice caps,
the immense blue oceans, the verdant continents partially obscured by fleecy banks of cloud.
Would there, or would there not be sick?
cities. While he had not known at all exactly what to expect, he did not believe that there would
be any large cities upon Eresia. To qualify for the role of Deus X. Makina, the Erejan, with whom
Sam's was about to deal, would have to be a Superman indeed, a being completely beyond
man's knowledge or experience in power of mind. Would such a race of beings have need of such
things as cities? They would not. There would be no cities. Nor were there. The lifeboat flashed
downward, slowed, landed smoothly in a regulation dock upon the outskirts of what appeared to be a
small village, surrounded by farms and woods. "'This way, please!' An inaudible voice directed him
toward a two-wheel vehicle, which was almost, but not quite, like a Dillingham Roadster.
This car, however, took off by itself as soon as Samms closed the door.
It sped smoothly along a paved highway devoid of all other traffic,
past farms and past cottages to stop of itself in front of the low, massive structure
which was the center of the village, and apparently its reason for being.
"'This way, please!'
And Sam's went through an automatically open door along a short, bare hall,
into a fairly large central room containing a vat and one deeply upholstered chair.
Sit down, please. Sam's did so gratefully. He did not know whether he could have stood up much longer or not.
He had expected to encounter a tremendous mentality, but this was a thing far, far beyond his wildest imaginations.
This was a brain. Just that, nothing else.
almost globular, at least ten feet in diameter, immersed in and in perfect equilibrium with
a pleasantly aromatic liquid. A brain. Relax, the Erejan ordered, soothingly, and Sam's
found that he could relax. Through the one you know as Bergenholm, I heard of your need and
have permitted you to come here this once for instruction. But this—one of this—it isn't. It can't be
real, Sam's blurted.
I am, I must be imagining it, and yet I know that I can't be hypnotized.
I've been psyched against it.
What is reality?
The Erejan asked quietly.
Your profoundest thinkers have never been able to answer that question,
nor, although I am much older and a much more capable thinker than any member of your race,
would I attempt to give you its true answer.
nor, since your experience has been so limited, is it to be expected that you could believe without
reservation any assurances I might give you in thoughts or in words? You must then convince yourself,
definitely by means of your own five senses, that I and everything about you are real as you
understand reality. You saw the village and this building. You see the flesh that houses the entity
which is I. You feel your own flesh. As you tap the woodwork with your knuckles, you feel the impact
and hear the vibrations as sound. As you entered this room, you must have perceived the odor of the
nutrient solution in which and by virtue of which I live. There remains only the sense of taste.
Are you by any chance either hungry or thirsty? Both. Drink of the tankard in the niche yonder.
In order to avoid any appearance of suggestion, I will tell you nothing of its content,
except the one fact that it matches perfectly the chemistry of your tissues.
Gingerly enough, Sam's brought the pitcher to his lips.
Then, seizing it in both hands, he gulped down a tremendous draft.
It was good.
It smelled like all appetizing kitchen aromas blended into one.
It tasted like all of the most delicious meat.
meals he had ever eaten. It quenched his thirst as no beverage had ever done. But he could not
empty even that comparatively small container. Whatever the stuff was, it had a satiety value
immensely higher even than old, rare roast beef. With a sigh of repletion, Sam's replaced the tankard
and turned again to his peculiar host. I am convinced that was real. No possible mental influence. No
possible mental influence could so completely and unmistakably satisfy the purely physical demands
of a body as hungry and as thirsty as mine was.
Thanks immensely for allowing me to come here. Mr.
You may call me mentor. I have no name as you understand the term.
Now then, please think fully. You need not speak. Of your problems and of your difficulties,
of what you have done and of what you have it in mind to do.
Sam's thought, flashingly and cogently.
A few minutes suffice to cover Triplanetary's history
and the beginning of the Solarian Patrol.
Then, for almost three hours,
he went into the ramifications of the galactic patrol of his imaginings.
Finally, he wrenched himself back to reality.
He jumped up, paced the floor, and spoke.
But there's a lot of it.
a vital flaw, one inherent and absolutely ruinous fact that makes the whole thing impossible.
He burst out rebelliously. No one man, or group of men, no matter who they are, can be trusted
with that much power. The Council and I have already been called everything imaginable,
and what we have done so far is literally nothing at all in comparison with what the Galactic
Patrol could and must do. Why, he has done?
I myself would be the first to protest against the granting of such power to anybody.
Every dictator in history, from Philip of Macedon to the tyrant of Asia,
claimed to be, and probably was in his beginnings, motivated solely by benevolence.
How am I to think that the proposed Galactic Council, or even I myself,
will be strong enough to conquer a thing that has corrupted utterly every man who has ever won it?
"'Who is to watch the watchman?'
"'The thought does you credit youth,'
"'Mentor replied unmoved.
"'That is one reason why you are here.
"'You, of your own force,
"'cannot know that you are in fact incorruptible.
"'I, however, no.
"'Moreover, there is an urgency
"'by virtue of which
"'that which you now believe to be impossible
"'will become commonplace.
"'Exend your arm.
Sam's did so, and there snapped around his wrist a platinum iridium bracelet,
carrying wristwatch-wise, a lenticular something at which the Tullurian stared in stupefied amazement.
It seemed to be composed of thousands, millions of tiny gems,
each of which emitted pulsatingly all the colors of the spectrum.
It was throwing out, broadcasting, a turbulent flood of writhing, polychromatic light.
The successor to the golden meteor of the triplanetary service,
Mentor said calmly.
The lens of Erezia.
You may take my word for it,
until your own experience shall have convinced you of the fact
that no one will ever wear Erege's lens
who is any sense unworthy.
Here also is one for your friend, Commissioner Kinnison.
It is not necessary for him to come physically to Eresia.
It is, you will observe, in an insulated container and does not glow.
Touched surface, but lightly and very fleetingly, for the contact will be painful.
Sam's fingertip barely touched one dull, gray lifeless jewel.
His whole arm jerked away uncontrollably as there swept through his whole being
the intimation of an agony more poignant by far than any he had ever known.
Why, it's alive, he gasped.
No, it is not really alive, as you understand the term.
Mentor paused, as though seeking a way to describe to the Tullerian,
a thing which was to him starkly incomprehensible.
It is, however, endowed with what you might call a sort of pseudo-life.
By virtue of which, it gives off its characteristic radiation,
while and only while it is in a sort of pseudo-life.
in physical circuit with the living entity, the ego, let us say, with whom it is in exact resonance.
Glowing, the lens is perfectly harmless. It is complete, saturated, satiated, fulfilled.
In the dark condition, it is, as you have learned, dangerous in the extreme. It is then
incomplete, unfulfilled, frustrated. You might say seeking or yearning or demanding.
In that condition its pseudo-life interferes so strongly with any life to which it is not attuned
that that life in a space of seconds is forced out of this plane or cycle of existence.
Then I, I alone, of all the entities in existence, can wear this particular lens?
Sam's licked his lips and stared at it, glowing so satisfyingly and contentedly upon his wrist.
But when I die, will it be a perpetual menace?
By no means.
A lens cannot be brought into being except to match some one living personality.
A short time after you pass into the next cycle, your lens will disintegrate.
Wonderful, Sam's breathed in awe.
But there's one thing.
These things are priceless, and there will be millions of them to make.
and you don't.
What will we get out of it, you mean?
The elysians seem to smile.
Exactly.
Sam's blushed, but held his ground.
Nobody does anything for anything.
Altruism is beautiful in theory,
but it has never been known to work in practice.
I will pay a tremendous price,
any price within reason or possibility, for the lens.
But I will have to know what that
price is to be. It will be heavier than you think or can at present realize, although not in the
sense you fear. Mentor's thought was solemnity itself. Whoever wears the lens of Eresia
will carry a load that no weaker mind could bear, the load of authority, of responsibility,
of knowledge that would wreck completely any mind of lesser strength. Altruism,
No. Nor is it a case of good against evil as you so firmly believe. Your mental picture of glaring
white and of unrelieved black is not a true picture. Neither absolute evil nor absolute good do
or can exist. But that would make it still worse, Sam's protested. In that case, I can't see any
reason at all for you're exerting yourselves, putting yourselves out for us.
There is, however, reason enough, although I am not sure that I can make it as clear to you as I would wish.
There are, in fact, three reasons. Any one of which would justify us in exerting, would compel us
to exert, the trivial effort involved in the furnishing of lenses to your galactic patrol.
First, there is nothing either intrinsically right or intrinsically wrong about liberty or slavery,
democracy or autocracy, freedom of action or complete regimentation.
It seems to us, however, that the greatest measure of happiness and of well-being for the
greatest number of entities, and therefore the optimum advancement toward whatever
sublime goal it is toward which this cycle of existence is trending in the vast and
unknowable scheme of things, is to be obtained by securing for each and every individual
the greatest amount of mental and physical freedom compatible with the public welfare.
We of Eresia are only a small part of this cycle, and, as goes the whole, so goes in greater or lesser
degree each of the parts. Is it impossible for you, a fellow citizen of this cycle universe,
to believe that such fulfillment alone would be ample compensation for a much greater effort?
I never thought of it in that light.
It was hard for Sam's to grasp the concept.
He never did understand it thoroughly.
I begin to see, I think.
At least I believe you.
Second, we have a more specific obligation
in that the life of many, many worlds
has sprung from a region's seed.
Thus, in local parenthes,
we would be derelict indeed if we refuse to act.
And third, you yourself spend
highly valuable time and much effort in playing chess. Why do you do it? What do you get out of it?
Why, I... A mental exercise, I suppose? I like it. Just so. And I am sure that one of your very
early philosophers came to the conclusion that a fully competent mind from a study of one fact
or artifact belonging to any given universe could construct or visualize that universe, could construct or visualize that
universe, from the instant of its creation to its ultimate end.
Yes, at least I have heard the proposition stated, but I have never believed it possible.
It is not possible simply because no fully competent mind ever has existed or ever will exist.
A mind can become fully competent only by the acquisition of infinite knowledge,
which would require infinite time as well as infinite capacity.
Our equivalent of your chess, however, is what we call the visualization of the cosmic
all.
In my visualization, a descendant of yours named Clarissa McDougall will, in a store called
Brenleers upon the planet.
But no, let us consider a thing near at hand and concerning you personally, so that its
accuracy will be subject to check.
Where will you be, and exactly what will you be doing at some definite time,
in the future. Five years let us say,
Go ahead. If you can do that, you're good.
Five Tullorian calendar years, then, from the instant of your passing through the
screen of the hill on this present journey, you will be—
Allow me, please, a moment of thought. You will be in a barber shop, not yet built,
the address of which is to be fifteen hundred fifteen, fifteen, twelve avenue.
Spokane, Washington, North America, tell us.
The barber's name will be Antonio Carbonero, and he will be left-handed.
He will be engaged in cutting your hair.
Or rather, the actual cutting will have been done,
and he will be shaving with a razor trademarked Jensen King Bird,
the short hairs in front of your left ear.
A comparatively small, quadrupedal, grayish-striped entity of the race called
cat, a young cat this one will be, and called Thomas, although actually of the female sex,
will jump into your lap, addressing you pleasantly in a language with which you yourself are only
partially familiar. You call it mewing and purring, I believe? Yes, the flabbergasted Sam's
managed to say. Cats do purr, especially kittens. Ah, very good. Never having met
at Cat personally, I am gratified at your corroboration of my visualization.
This female youth, erroneously called Thomas, somewhat careless in computing the elements
of her trajectory, will jostle slightly the barber's elbow with her tail, thus causing him
to make a slight incision, approximately three millimeters long, parallel two, and just above your
left cheekbone. At the precise moment in question, the barber will be applying a stiptic pencil
to this insignificant wound.
This forecast is, I trust, sufficiently detailed
so that you will have no difficulty in checking its accuracy or its lack thereof?
Detailed?
Accuracy?
Sam's could scarcely think.
But listen.
Not that I want to cross you up deliberately,
but I'll tell you now that a man doesn't like to get sliced by a barber,
even such a little nick as that.
I'll remember that address and the cat,
and I'll never go into the place.
Every event does affect the succession of events,
Mentor acknowledged equably enough.
Except for this interview,
you would have been in New Orleans at that time,
instead of in Spokane.
I have considered every pertinent factor.
You will be a busy man.
Hence, while you will think of this matter frequently
and seriously during the near future,
you will have forgotten it in less than five years.
You will remember it only at the touch of the astringent,
whereupon you will give voice to certain self-derogatory and profane remarks.
I ought to, Sam's grinned, a not too pleasant grin.
He had been appalled by the quality of mind able to do what Mentor had just done.
He was now more than appalled by the Erejan's calm certainty
that what he had foretold in such detail would in every detail come to pass.
If, after all this, Spokane, let a tiger-stripe kitten jump into my lap, let a left-handed Tony
Carbonero nick me, uh-uh, mentor, uh-uh, if I do, I'll deserve to be called everything I can think of.
These that I have mentioned, the gross occurrences, are problems only for inexperienced thinkers.
Mentor paid no attention to Sam's determination never to enter that shop.
The real difficulties lie in the fine detail, such as the length, mass, and exact place and
position of landing upon apron or floor of each of your hairs as it is severed.
Many factors are involved, other clients passing by, opening and shutting doors,
air currents, sunshine, wind, pressure, temperature, humidity.
The exact fashion in which the barber will flick his shears, which in turn depends upon many other
factors. What he will have been doing previously. What he will have eaten and drunk. Whether or not his
home life will have been happy. You little realize, youth, what a priceless opportunity this will be for me to
check the accuracy of my visualization. I shall spend many periods upon the problem. I cannot attain
perfect accuracy, of course. Ninety-nine point nine-nine percent, let us say, or perhaps ten-nines,
is all that I can reasonably expect.
But mentor, Sam's protested.
I can't help you on a thing like that.
How can I know or report the exact mass, length,
and orientation of single hairs?
You cannot.
But since you will be wearing your lens,
I myself can and will compare minutely my visualization with the actuality.
For no youth, that wherever any lens is,
There can any Erejan be, if he so desires.
And now, knowing that fact, and from your own knowledge of the satisfactions to be obtained
from chess and other such mental activities, and from the glimpses you have had into my own mind,
do you retain any doubts that we Ereasons will be fully compensated for the trifling effort
involved in furnishing whatever number of lenses may be required?
I have no more doubts.
But this lens.
I'm getting more afraid of it every minute.
I see that it is a perfect identification.
I can understand that it can be a perfect telepath.
But is it something else as well?
If it has other powers, what are they?
I cannot tell you, or rather I will not.
It is best for your own development that I do not,
except in the most general terms.
It has additional qualities, it is true.
but since no two entities ever have the same abilities, no two lenses will ever be of identical
qualities. Strictly speaking, a lens has no real power of its own. It merely concentrates,
intensifies, and renders available whatever powers are already possessed by its wearer. You must
develop your own powers and your own abilities. We of Eresia, in furnishing the lens,
will have done everything that we should do.
Of course, sir, and much more than we have any right to expect.
You have given me a lens for Roderick Kinnison.
How about the others? Who is to select them?
You are for a time, silencing the man's protests,
Mentor went on.
You will find that your judgment will be good.
You will send to us only one entity who will not be given a lens,
and it is necessary that that one entity should be sent here.
You will begin a system of selecting and training
which will become more and more rigorous as time goes on.
This will be necessary, not for the selection itself,
which the lendsmen themselves could do among babies in their cradles,
but because of the benefits thus conferred upon the many who will not graduate,
as well as upon the few who will.
In the meantime, you will select the best.
the candidates, and you will be shocked and dismayed when you discover how few you will be able to send.
You will go down in history as first Lensman Sam's, the Crusader, the man whose wide vision and
tremendous grasp, made it possible for the Galactic Patrol to become what it is to be.
You will have highly capable help, of course.
The Kinnisans, with their irresistible driving force, their indomitable will to do, their
transcendent urge.
Costigan, back of whose stout Irish heart,
lie Aron's best of brains and brawn.
Your cousins George and Ray Olmsted.
Your daughter, Virgilia.
Virgilia? Where does she fit into this picture?
What do you know about her, and how?
A mind would be incompetent indeed who could not visualize,
from even the most fleeting contact with you,
a fact which has been in existence for some 23.3.
of your years. Her doctorate in psychology, her intensive studies under Martian and Venerian
masters, even under one reformed adept of North Polar Jupiter, of the involuntary, uncontrollable,
almost unknown and hence highly revealing muscles of the face, the hands, and other parts of
the human body. You will remember that poker game for a long time. I certainly will.
Sam's grinned a bit shamefacedly.
She gave us clear warning of what she was going to do,
and then she cleaned us out to the last mellow.
Naturally, she has, all unconsciously,
been training herself for the work she is destined to do.
But to resume, you will feel yourself incompetent, unworthy.
That, too, is a part of a lendsman's load.
When you first scan the mind of Roderick Kinnison,
you will find that he, not you, should be the prime mover in the Galactic Patrol.
But know now that no mind, not even the most capable in the universe,
can either visualize truly or truly evaluate itself.
Commissioner Kinnison, upon scanning your mind as he will scan it,
will know the truth and will be well content.
But time presses.
In one minute you leave.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks.
Sam's got to his feet and paused hesitantly.
I suppose that it will be all right.
That is, I can call in you again if—
No, the elysian declared coldly.
My visualization does not indicate that it will ever again be either necessary or desirable
for you to visit or to communicate with me or any other or region.
Communication ceased as though a solid curtain had been drawn between the two.
Sam strode out.
and stepped into the waiting vehicle, which whist him back to his lifeboat.
He blasted off, arriving in the control room of the Chicago,
precisely at the end of the sixth hour after leaving it.
"'Well, Rod, I'm back,' he began and stopped, utterly unable to speak.
For at the mention of the name, Sam's lens had put him fully on rapport with his friend's whole mind,
and what he perceived struck him, literally and precisely dumb.
He had always liked and admired Rod Kinnison. He had always known that he was tremendously
able and capable. He had known that he was big, clean, a square shooter, the world's best.
Hard, a driver, who had little more mercy on his underlings and selected undertakings than he had
on himself. But now, as he saw spread out for his inspection, Kinnison's ego in its entirety,
as he compared in fleeting glances that terrific mind with those of the other officers.
Good men, too, all of them, assembled in the room.
He knew that he had never even begun to realize what a giant Roderick Kinnison really was.
"'What's the matter, Verge?'
Kinnison exclaimed and hurried up, both hands outstretched.
"'You look like you're seeing ghosts. What do they do to you?'
"'Nothing much.
But ghosts doesn't have to describe what I'm seeing,
right now.
Come into my office, will you, Rod?
Ignoring the curious stares of the junior officers, the commissioner and the counselor
went into the latter's quarters, and in those quarters the two lendsmen remained in
close consultation during practically all of the return trip to Earth.
In fact, they were still conferring deeply via Lens when the Chicago landed and they took a
ground car into the hill.
But who are you going to send first, Verge?
Kinnison demanded.
You must have decided on at least some of them by this time.
I know of only five or possibly six who are ready,
Sam's replied gloomily.
I would have sworn that I knew of a hundred, but they don't measure up.
Jack, Mason Northrop, and Conway Costigan for the first load.
Lyman Cleveland, Fred Roebush, and perhaps Bergenholm.
I haven't been able to figure him out,
but I'll know when I get him under my lens next.
That's all.
Not quite.
How about your identical twin cousins,
Ray and George Olmsted,
who have been doing such a terrific job of counterspying?
Perhaps, quite possibly.
And if I'm good enough,
Clayton and Schweikert certainly are,
to name only two of the Commodores,
and Canobos and Dal Nalton.
And above all, how about Jill?
Jill? Why, I don't...
She measures up, of course, but...
But at that, there was nothing said against it either.
I wonder.
Why not have the boys in, Jill too, and thrash it out?
The young people were called in. The story was told.
The problem stated. The boy's reaction was instantaneous and unanimous.
Jack Kinnison took the lead.
Of course Jill's going, if anybody does.
He burst out vehemently.
Count her out, with all the stuff she's got?
Hardly.
Why, Jack, this from you?
Jill seemed highly surprised.
I have it on excellent authority that I'm a stinker,
a half-witted one at that,
a jelly-brain with come-hither eyes.
You are, and a lot of other things besides.
Jack Kinnison did not back up a millimeter,
even before their fathers.
But even at your sapadillist, your half-wits are better than most other people's whole ones.
And I never said or thought that your brain couldn't function, whenever it wanted to, back of those sad eyes.
Whatever it takes to be a lensman, sir, he turned to Sam's.
She's got just as much as the rest of us, maybe more.
I take it then that there is no objection to her going, Sam's asked.
There was no objection.
What ship shall we take and when?
The Chicago, now, Kinnison directed.
She's hot and ready.
We didn't strike any trouble going or coming,
so she didn't need much servicing.
Flit!
They flitted, and the great battleship made the second cruise
as uneventfully as she had made the first.
The Chicago's officers and crew knew that the young people
left the vessel separately,
that they returned separately, each and his or her lifeboat.
They met, however, not in the control room, but in Jack Kinnison's private quarters.
The three young lensmen and the girl. The three were embarrassed, ill at ease. The lenses were,
definitely, not working. Not one of them would put his lens on Jill, since she did not have one.
The girl broke the short silence.
Wasn't she the most perfectly beautiful thing you ever saw? She breathed.
in spite of being over seven feet tall?
She looked to be about twenty, except her eyes,
but she must have been a hundred to know so much.
But what are you boys staring so about?
She!
Three voices blurted as one.
Yes, she.
Why?
I know we weren't together,
but I got the impression, some way or other,
that there was only the one.
What did you see?
All three men started to talk at once, a clamor of noise, then all stopped at once.
You first spud, whom did you talk to, and what did he, she, or it say?
Although Conway Costigan was a few years older than the other three, they all called him by
nickname as a matter of course.
National Police Headquarters, Chief of the Detective Bureau, Costigan reported crisply.
between 43 and 45, 6 feet and a half an inch, 175, hard, fine, keen, a big-time operator,
if ever there was one.
Looked a lot like your father, Jill, the same dark Auburn hair, just beginning to gray,
and the same deep orange-yellow markings in his eyes.
He gave me the works.
Then took his lens out of his safe, snapped it onto my wrist, and gave me two orders.
Get out and stay out.
Jack and Mace stared at Costigan, at Jill, and at each other.
Then they whistled in unison.
I see this is not going to be a unanimous report, except possibly in one minor detail,
Jill remarked.
Mace, you're next.
I landed on the campus of the University of Eresia, Northrop stated flatly.
Immense place, hundreds of thousands of students.
They took me to the physics department, to the private laboratory,
of the department head himself. He had a panel with about a million meters and gauges on it.
He scanned and measured every individual component element of my brain. Then he made a pattern,
on a milling router, just about as complicated as his panel. From there on, of course, it was simple,
just like a dentist making a set of china choppers or a metallurgist embedding a test section.
He snapped a couple of sentences of directions at me and then said, scram, that's all.
"'Sure that was all?' Costigan asked.
"'Didn't he add, and stay scrammed?'
"'He didn't say it exactly, but the implication was clear enough.'
"'The one point of similarity,' Jill commented.
"'Now you, Jack, you have been looking as though we were all candidates for canvas jackets
that lace tightly up the back.
"'U-uh, as though maybe I am.
"'I didn't see anything at all.
didn't even land on the planet, just floated around in an orbit inside that screen.
The thing I talked with was a pattern of pure force.
This lens simply appeared on my wrist, bracelet and all out of thin air.
He told me plenty, though, in a very short time.
His last word being for me not to come back or call back.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
This of Jacks was a particularly indigestible bit.
even for Jill Sam's.
In plain words,
Costigan volunteered,
we all saw exactly what we expected to see.
Uh-uh, Jill denied.
I certainly did not expect to see a woman.
No, what each of us saw, I think,
was what would do us the most good.
Give each of us the highest possible lift.
I am wondering whether or not
there was anything at all really there.
That might be it at that.
that. Jack scowled in concentration. But there must have been something there. These lenses are real.
But what makes me mad is that they wouldn't give you a lens. You are just as good a man as any one of us.
If I didn't know it wouldn't do a damn bit of good, I'd go back there right now and don't pop off so, Jack.
Jill's eyes, however, were starry. I know you mean it, and I could almost love you at times. I'd
but I don't need a lens.
As a matter of fact, I'll be much better off without one.
Jet back, Jill.
Jack Kinnison stared deeply into the girl's eyes,
but still did not use his lens.
Somebody must have done a terrific job of selling
to make you believe that.
Or are you sold, actually?
Actually, honestly.
That egregion was a thousand times more of a woman
than I ever will be,
and she didn't wear a lens, never had worn one. Women's minds and lenses don't fit. There's a sex-based
incompatibility. Lenses are as masculine as whiskers, and at that only a very few men can ever wear them
either. Very special men, like you three and Dad and Pops Kinison. Men with tremendous force, drive
and scope. Pure killers all of you. Each in his own way, of course.
"'No more to be stopped than a glacier, and twice as hard, and ten times as cold.
"'A woman simply can't have that kind of a mind.
"'There is going to be a woman-lensman someday, just one, but not for years and years,
"'and I wouldn't be in her shoes for anything.
"'In this job of mind of—'
"'Well, go on. What is this job you're so sure you are going to do?'
"'Why, I don't know,' Jill exclaimed, startled us.
eyes wide. I thought I knew all about it, but I don't. Do you about yours? They did not,
not one of them, and they were all as surprised at that fact as the girl had been. Well, to get back to
this lady lensman who is going to appear someday, I gather that she is going to be some kind of a freak.
She'll have to be practically, because of the sex-based fundamental nature of the lens. Mentor didn't
say so in so many words, but she made it perfectly clear that,
Mentor! the three men exclaimed. Each of them had dealt with Mentor. I am beginning to see,
Jill said thoughtfully. Mentor, not a real name at all. To quote the unabridged verbatim,
I had occasion to look the word up the other day, and I am appalled now at the certainty that there
was a connection. Quote, Mentor, a wise and faithful counsellor. To quote, Mentor, a wise and faithful
counselor, unquote. Have any of you boys anything to say? I haven't, and I am beginning to be scared
blue. Silence fell, and the more they thought those three young lendsmen and the girl who was one of the two
human women ever to encounter knowingly in a region mind, the deeper that silence became.
End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 of First Lensman by E. E. Doc Smith.
This Libravox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman.
Chapter 4
So, you didn't find anything on Nevia.
Roderick Kinnison got up, deposited the inch-long butt of his cigar in an ashtray,
lit another, and prowled about the room, hands jammed deep into breeches' pockets.
I'm surprised.
Nerato struck me as being a BTO.
I thought sure he'd qualify.
So did I. Sam's tone was glum. He's big time, and an operator, but not big enough by far.
I'm, we're both finding out that lensman material is damn scarce stuff.
There's none on Nevia, and no indication whatever that there ever will be any.
Tough, and you're right, of course, in your stand that we'll have to have lensmen from as many different solar systems as possible.
on the Galactic Council, or the thing won't work at all.
So damned much jealousy.
Which is one reason why we're here in New York
instead of out at the hill where we belong.
We found that out already,
even in such a small and comparatively homogeneous group
as our own system.
The Solarient Council will not only have to be made up mostly of Lensman,
but each and every inhabited planet of soul
will have to be represented,
even Pluto, I suppose, in time.
time. And by the way, your Mr. Saunders wasn't any too pleased when you took Knobos of Mars and
Dol Naltin of Venus away from him and made Lensman out of them, and put them miles over his head.
Oh, I wouldn't say that, exactly. I convinced him. But at that, since Saunders is not
Lensman grade himself, it was a trifle difficult for him to understand the situation completely.
You say it easy. Difficult is not the word I would use.
But back to the lensman hunt.
Kinnison scowled Blackly.
I agree, as I said before, that we need non-human lensmen.
The more, the better.
But I don't think much of your chance of finding any.
What makes you think?
Oh, I see.
But I don't know whether you're justified or not in assuming a high positive correlation
between a certain kind of mental ability and technological advancement.
No such assumption is necessary.
Start anywhere you please, Rod, and take it from there, including Nevia.
I'll start with known facts then.
Interstellar flight is new to us.
We haven't spread far or surveyed much territory.
But in the eight solar systems with which we are most familiar, there are seven planets,
I'm not counting Valeria, which are very much like Earth in point of mass, size, climate, atmosphere, and gravity.
Five of the seven did not have any intelligent life and were colonized easily and quickly.
The Tullorian worlds of Procyon and Vega became friendly neighbors. Thank God we'd learn something on Nevia,
because they were already inhabited by highly advanced races. Prussia by people as human as we are.
Vigia by people who would be so if it weren't for their tails. Many other worlds of these systems
are inhabited by more or less intelligent, non-human races.
Just how intelligent they are, we don't know, but the lensman will soon find out.
My point is that no race we have found so far has had either atomic energy or any form of space drive.
In any contact with races having space drives, we have not been the discoverers, but the discovered.
Our colonies are all within 26 light years of Earth, except Aldebaran 2, which is 57, but which drew a lot of peace.
in spite of the distance, because it was so nearly identical with Earth.
On the other hand, the Nevians, from a distance of over a hundred light years, found us,
implying an older race and a higher development.
But you just told me that they would never produce a lensman.
That point stopped me, too, at first.
Follow through.
I went to see if you arrive at the same conclusions I did.
Well, I...
I...
Kinnison thought intensely, then went on.
Of course, the Nevians were not colonizing,
nor, strictly speaking, exploring.
They were merely hunting for iron,
a highly organized, intensively specialized operation
to find a raw material they needed desperately.
Precisely, Sam's agreed.
The Regelians, however,
were surveying, and Rijal is about 440 light years from here.
We didn't have a thing they needed or wanted. They nodded at us in passing and kept on going.
I'm still on your track? Dead center. And just where does that put the Palanians?
I see. You may have something there at that. Palan is so far away that nobody knows even where it is,
probably thousands of light years.
Yet, they have not only explored this system,
they colonized Pluto long before our white race colonized America.
But damn it, I don't like it, any part of it.
Rigel four you may be able to take with your lens,
even one of their damned automobiles if you stay solidly on rapport with the driver.
But Palain, Verge, Pluto is bad enough, but the home planet?
You can't.
can. It simply can't be done.
I know it won't be easy, Sam's admitted bleakly, but if it's got to be done, I'll do it.
And I have a little information that I haven't had time to tell you yet.
We discussed once before, you remember, what a job it was to get into any kind of communication
with the Polanians on Pluto. You said then that nobody could understand them, and you were right,
then.
However, I re-ran those brainwave tapes wearing my lens and could understand them, the thoughts,
that is, as well as though they have been recorded in precisionist grade English.
What?
Kinnison exclaimed, then fell silent.
Sam's remained silent.
What they were thinking of Erege's lens cannot be expressed in words.
Well, go on, Kinnison finally said.
Give me the rest of it.
the stinger that you've been holding back.
The messages, as messages, were clear and plain.
The backgrounds, however, the connotations and implications were not.
Some of their codes and standards seemed to be radically different from ours,
so utterly and fantastically different that I simply cannot reconcile either their conduct
or their ethics with their obviously high intelligence and their advanced state of development.
However, they have at least some minds of tremendous power, and none of the peculiarities I deduced were of such a nature as to preclude lensmanship.
Therefore, I am going to Pluto, and from there, I hope, to Palaine Seven.
If there's a lensman there, I'll get him.
You will at that.
Kinnison paid quiet tribute to what he, better than anyone else, knew that his friend had.
But enough of me. How are you doing?
As well as can be expected at this stage of the game.
The thing is developing along three main lines.
First, the pirates.
Since that kind of thing is more or less my own line,
I'm handling it myself,
unless and until you find someone better qualified.
I've got Jack and Costigan working on it now.
Second, drugs, vice, and so on.
I hope you find somebody to take this line over.
because, frankly, I'm in over my depth and want to get out.
Konobos and Dahl Norton are trying to find out if there's anything to the idea that there may be a planetary, or even interplanetary, ring involved.
Since Sid Fletcher isn't a lensman, I couldn't disconnect him openly from his job,
but he knows a lot about the dope vice situation and is working practically full-time with the other two.
Third, pure, or rather decidedly impure, politics.
The more I studied that subject, the clear it became that politics would be the worst and biggest
battle of the three. There are too many angles I don't know a damn thing about, such as what to do
about the succession of foaming, screaming fits your friend Senator Morgan will be throwing,
the minute he finds out what our Galactic Patrol is going to do. So I duck the whole political line.
Now, you know as well as I do, better probably, that Morgan is only the pernicious activities committee of the North American Senate.
Multiply him by the thousands of others all over space, who will be on our necks before the patrol can get its space legs,
and you will see that all that stuff will have to be handled by a lensman, who, as well as being a mighty smooth operator,
will have to know all the answers and will have to have plenty of guts.
I've got the guts, but none of the other prime requisites.
Jill hasn't, although she's got everything else.
Fairchild, your relations ace, isn't a lendsman and can never become one.
So you can see quite plainly who has got to handle politics himself.
You may be right, but this lendsman business comes first.
Sam's pondered, then brightened.
Perhaps, probably,
I can find somebody on this trip, a Pellanian, say, who is better qualified than any of us.
Kinnison snorted,
If you can, I'll buy you a week in any Veneery and relaxerie you want to name.
Better start saving up your credits, then,
because from what I already know of the Pellonian mentality,
such a development is distinctly more than a possibility.
Sam's paused, his eyes narrowing.
I don't know whether it would make Morgan and his kind more rabbit or less
to have a non-Solarian entity possess authority in our affairs political.
But at least it would be something new and different.
But in spite of what you said about ducking politics,
what have you got Northrop, Jill, and Fairchild doing?
Well, we had a couple of discussions.
I couldn't give either Jill or Dick orders, of course.
Wouldn't you mean?
Sam's corrected.
Couldn't, Kinnison insisted.
Jill, besides being your daughter and lensman grade, had no official connection with either the triplanetary service or the Solarian patrol.
And the service, including Fairchild, is still triplanetary.
And it will have to stay triplanetary until you have found enough lensman so that you can spring your twin surprises,
Galactic Council, and Galactic Patrol.
However, Northrop and Fairchild are keeping their eyes and ears open and their mouths shut,
and Jill is finding out whatever she can about drugs and so on, as well as the various political
angles. They'll report to you, facts, deductions, guesses, and recommendations whenever you say the word.
Nice work, Rod, thanks. I think I'll call Jill now before I go. Wonder where she is. But I wonder.
With the lens, perhaps telephones are superfluous. I'll try it.
"'Jill!' he thought intensely into his lens,
forming as he did so a mental image of his gorgeous daughter as he knew her.
But he found, greatly to his surprise,
that neither elaboration nor emphasis was necessary.
"'Oach!' came the almost instantaneous answer,
long before his thought was complete.
"'Don't think so hard, Dad! It hurts! I almost missed a step!'
Virgilia was actually there with him, inside his own mind, in closer touch with him than she had ever before been.
Back so soon? Shall we report now, or aren't you ready to go to work yet?
Skipping for the moment your aspersions on my present activities, not quite.
Sam's moderated the intensity of his thought to a conversational level.
Just wanted to check with you. Come in, Rod.
In flashing thoughts, he brought her up to date.
Jill, do you agree with what Rod here has just told me?
Yes, fully. So do the boys.
That settles it, then. Unless, of course, I can find a more capable substitute.
Of course, but we will believe that when we see it.
Where are you, and what are you doing?
Washington, D.C., European Embassy,
dancing with Herkimer, Herkimer Third, Senator Morgan
"'I was going to make passes at him, in a perfectly ladylike way, of course, but it wasn't
necessary. He thinks he can break down my resistance.'
"'Careful, Jill. That kind of stuff—'
"'Is very old stuff, indeed, Daddy, dear. Simple. And Hercimer, Hercimer Third isn't really a
menace. He just thinks he is. Take a look. You can, can't you, with your lens?'
"'Perhaps.'
"'Oh, yes. I see.'
him as well as you do.
Fully on rapport with the girl as he was, so that his mind received simultaneously with hers
any stimulus which she was willing to share, it seemed as though a keen, handsome, deeply-tanned
face bent down from a distance of inches toward his own.
But I don't like it a bit, and him even less.
That's because you aren't a girl.
Jill giggled mentally.
This is fun, and it won't hurt him a bit.
except maybe for a slightly bruised vanity, when I don't fall down flat at his feet.
And I'm learning a lot that he hasn't any suspicion he's giving away.
Knowing you, I believe that.
But don't.
That is, well, be very careful not to get your fingers burned.
The job isn't worth it yet.
Don't worry, Dad.
She laughed unaffectedly.
When it comes to playboys like this one, I've got millions
and scillions and willions of oms of resistance.
But here comes Senator Morgan himself,
with a fat and repulsive veneerian.
He's calling my boyfriend away from me
with what he thinks is an imperceptible high sign
into a huddle,
and my olfactory nerves perceive a rich and fruity aroma,
as of skunk.
So, I hate to seem to be giving a Solarian counselor the heave hoe,
but if I want to read what goes on,
and I certainly do, I'll have to concentrate.
As soon as you get back, give us a call and we'll report.
Take it easy, Dad.
You're the one to be told that, not me.
Good hunting, Jill.
Sam's, still seated calmly at his desk,
reached out and pressed a button marked garage.
His office was on the 70th floor.
The garage occupied level after level of sub-basement.
The screen brightened.
A keen young face appeared.
Good evening, Jim.
will you please send my car up to the right skyway feeder?
At once, sir, it will be there in 75 seconds.
Sam's cut off, and after a brief exchange of thought with Kinnison,
went out into the hall and along it to the down shaft.
There, going free, he stepped through a doorless, unguarded archway
into over a thousand feet of air.
Although it was long after conventional office hours,
the shaft was still fairly busy,
but that made no difference. Inertialess collisions cannot even be felt. He bulleted downward to the
sixth floor, where he brought himself to an instantaneous halt. Leaving the shaft, he joined the now
thinning crowd hurrying toward the exit. A girl with meticulously plucked eyebrows and an astounding
hairdo, catching sight of his lens, took her hands out of her breeches' pockets. Skirts went out as
office dress, when up and down open shaft velocities of a hundred or so miles per hour
replaced elevators, nudged your companion and whispered excitedly,
Look there, quick! I never saw one up close before. Did you? That's him, himself. First
Lensman, Sam's. At the portal, the Lensman, as a matter of habit, held out his car check,
but such formalities were no longer necessary or even possible. Everybody knew,
or wanted to be thought of as knowing Virgil Sands.
Stahl 465, First Lensman, sir,
the uniformed gateman told him,
without even glancing at the extended disc.
Thank you, Tom.
This way, please, sir, first Lensman,
and a youth, teeth gleaming white in a startlingly black face,
strode proudly to the indicated stall and opened the vehicle's door.
Thank you, Danny, Sam said,
as appreciatively as though he didn't.
not know exactly where his ground car was. He got in. The door jammed itself gently shut.
The runabout, a Dillingham 1140, shot smoothly forward upon its two fat, soft tires.
Halfway to the exit archway, he was doing 40. He hit the steeply banked curve leading
into the lofty street at 90. Nor was there shock or strain. Motorcycle-wise, but automatically,
the Dilley leaned against its gyroscopes at precisely the correct angle. The huge,
low-pressure tires clung to the resilient synthetic of the pavement as though integral with it.
Nor was there any question of conflicting traffic. For this thoroughfare, six full levels above
Verrick Street proper, was not, strictly speaking, a street at all. It had only one point of access,
the one which Sam's had used, and only one exit. It was simply and only only a
a feeder into right skyway, a limited access superhighway. Sam saw, without noting particularly,
the maze of traffic waves of which this feeder was only one tiny part, a maze which extended
from ground level up to a point well above even the towering buildings of New York's metropolitan
district. The way rose sharply. Sam's right foot went down a little farther. The Dillingham began
to pick up speed. Moving loudspeaker sang to him,
and yelled and blared at him, but he did not hear them.
Brilliant signs, flashing and flaring all the colors of the spectrum,
sheer triumphs of the electrician's art,
blazed in or flamed into arresting words and eye-catching pictures,
but he did not see them.
Advertising.
Advertising designed by experts to sell everything from Ardvarks to Martian Zizmall,
bottled ecstasy.
But the first lensman was a seasoned big city dweller.
His mind had long since become a perfect filter, admitting to his consciousness only things which he wanted to perceive.
Only so can big city life be made in durable.
Approaching the skyway, he cut in his touring road lights, slow down a trifle, and insinuated his low flyer into the stream of traffic.
Those lights threw 1,500 watts apiece, but there was no glare. Polarized lenses and windshield saw to that.
He wormed his way over to the left hand, high-speed lane, and opened up.
At the edge of the skyscraper district, where right skyway angle sharply downward to ground level,
Sam's attention was caught and held by something off to his right,
a blue-white whistling something that hurtle upward into the air.
As it ascended, it slowed down.
Its monotone shriek became lower and lower in pitch.
Its light went down through the spectrum toward the red.
Finally, it exploded, with an earth-shaking crash.
But the lightning-like flash of the detonation, instead of vanishing almost instantaneously,
settled itself upon a low-hanging artificial cloud and became a picture and four words,
two bearded faces and Smith Brothers cough-drops.
Well, I'll be damned, Sam spoke aloud,
shagrined at having been compelled to listen to and to look at an advertisement.
I thought I had seen everything, but that is really new.
Twenty minutes, fifty miles later,
Sam's left the skyway at a point near what had once been
South Norwalk, Connecticut.
An area transformed now into the level square miles of New York Spaceport.
New York Spaceport.
Then, and until the establishment of prime base,
the biggest and busiest field in existence upon any planet of civilization.
for New York City, long the financial and commercial capital of the Earth,
had maintained the same dominant position in the affairs of the solar system
and was holding a substantial lead over her rivals, Chicago, London, and Stalingrad,
in the race for interstellar supremacy.
And Virgil Sams himself, because of the ever-increasing menace of piracy,
had been largely responsible for the policy of basing the war vessels of the triplanetary
patrol upon each space field in direct ratio to the size and importance of that field.
Hence, he was no stranger in New York spaceport. In fact, master psychologist that he was,
he had made it a point to know by first name practically everyone connected with it.
No sooner had he turned his Dillingham over to a smiling attendant, however, than he was
accosted by a man whom he had never seen before.
"'Mr. Sams?' the stranger asked.
"'Yes?'
"'Sams did not energize his lens.
"'He had not yet developed either the inclination
"'or the technique to probe instantaneously
"'every entity who approached him upon any pretext whatever
"'in order to find out what that entity really wanted.
"'I'm Isaacson.
"'The man paused as though he had supplied a world of information.
"'Yes?'
"'Sams was receptive, but not impressed.
"'Interstellar Spaceways, you know.
"'We've been trying to see you for two weeks,
"'but we couldn't get past your secretaries,
"'so I decided to buttonhole you here myself.
"'But we're just as much alone here
"'as we would be in either one of our offices.
"'Yes, more so.
"'What I want to talk to you about
"'is having our exclusive franchise
"'extended to cover the outer planets and the colonies.
"'Just a minute, Mr. Isaacson.
surely you know that I no longer have even a portfolio in the council,
that practically all my attention is and for some time to come will be directed elsewhere?
Exactly. Officially.
Isaacson's tone spoke volumes.
But you're still the boss.
They'll do anything you tell them to.
We couldn't try to do business with you before, of course,
but in your present position, there is nothing whatever to prevent you.
from getting into the biggest thing that will ever be.
We are the biggest corporation in existence now, as you know,
and we are still growing fast.
We don't do business in a small way or with small men.
So here's a check for a million credits,
or I will deposit it to your account.
I'm not interested.
As a binder.
The other went on as smoothly as though his sentence had not been interrupted.
"'With twenty-five million more to follow on the day that our franchise goes through.'
"'I'm still not interested.'
"'No?'
Isaacson studied the Lensman narrowly, and Sam's, lens now wide awake, studied the entrepreneur.
"'Well, I—'
"'While I admit that we want you pretty badly,
"'you are smart enough to know that we'll get what we want anyway,
with or without you. With you, though, it will be easier and quicker. So, I am authorized to offer you,
besides the 26 million credits. He savored the words as he uttered them. Twenty-two and one-half percent of
spaceways. On today's market, that is worth 50 million credits. Ten years from now, it will be worth
fifty billion. That's my high bid. That's as high as we can possibly.
go. I'm glad to hear that. I'm still not interested. And Sam strode away, calling his friend
Kinnison as he did so. Rod, Virgil. He told the story.
"'Hugh!' Kinison whistled expressively. "'They're not Pikers anyway, are they? What a sweet setup!
And you could wrap it up and hand it to them like a pound of coffee. Or you could, Rod.
could be. The big lensman ruminated. But what a hookup. Perfectly legitimate, and with plenty of
precedents and arguments of a sort in its favor. The outer planets. Then Alpha Centauri
and Sirius and Procyon and so on. Monopoly. All the traffic will bear.
Slavery, you mean? Sam stormed. It would hold civilization back for a thousand years.
Sure, but what do they care?
That's it.
And he said and actually believed that they could get it without my help.
I can't help wondering about that.
Simple enough, Verge, when you think about it,
he doesn't know yet what a lensman is.
Nobody does, you know, except lensman.
It will take some time for that knowledge to get around.
It's still longer for it to be believed.
Right.
but, as to the chance of interstellar spaceways ever getting the monopoly they're working for,
I didn't think I would have to remind you that it was not entirely by accident
that over half of the members of the Solarian Council are lensmen,
and that any galactic counselor will automatically have to be a lensman.
So go right ahead with what you started, my boy,
and don't give Isaacson and company another thought.
We'll bend an optic or two in that direction while you are gone.
I was overlooking a few things at that,
I guess. Sam sighed in relief as he entered the main office of the patrol.
The line at the receptionist's desk was fairly short, but even so, Sam's was not allowed to wait.
That highly decorative, but far from dumb blonde, breaking off in mid-sentence her business of the
moment, turned on her charm as though it had been a battery of floodlights, pressed a stud on her desk,
and spoke to the man before her, and to the lensman.
Excuse me a moment, please. First Lensman Sam, sir.
Yes, Miss Reagan? Her communicator, squawk box in everyday parlance, broke in.
First Lensman Sam's is here, sir, the girl announced and broke the circuit.
Good evening, Sylvia. Lieutenant Commander Wagner, please, or whoever else is handling clearances.
Sam's answered what he thought was to have been her question.
Oh, no, sir, you are cleared.
Commodore Clayton has been waiting for you. Here he is now.
Hi, Virgil! Comedor Clayton, a big solid man with a scarred face and a shock of iron-gray hair,
whose collar bore the two silver stars, which proclaimed him to be the commander-in-chief of a continental contingent of the patrol,
shook hands vigorously. I'll zip you out. Miss Regan, call a bug, please.
Oh, that isn't necessary, Alex, Sam's protested.
I'll pick one up outside.
Not in any patrol base in North America, my friend.
Nor, unless I am very badly mistaken, anywhere else.
From now on, Lensmen have absolute priority,
and the quicker everybody realizes exactly what that means, the better.
The bug, a vehicle something like a Jeep, except more so,
was waiting at the door.
The two men jumped aboard.
The Chicago, and blast, Clayton ordered.
crisply. The driver obeyed, literally. Gravel flew from beneath skidding tires as the highly
maneuverable little ground car took off. A screaming turn into the deservedly famous avenue of oaks.
Along the avenue. Through the gate, the guard saluting smartly as the bug raced past them.
Past the barracks. Past the airport hangers and strips. Out onto the space shield, the scarred and
blackened area devoted solely to the widely space docks of the tremendous vessels which plied the
vacuous reaches of interplanetary and interstellar space. Space stocks were and are huge and sprawling
structures. Built of concrete and steel and asbestos and ultra-stuburn refractory and insulation and
vacuum brakes, fully air-conditioned and having refrigeration equipment of thousands of tons per hour of
ice, designed not only to expedite servicing, unloading, unloading, but also to protect materials
and personnel from the raving, searing blasts of takeoff and of landing. A space dock is a squat
and monstrous cylinder, into whose hollow top the lowermost one-third of a spaceship's bulk
fits as snugly as does a baseball into the pocket of a veteran fielder's long-season glove. And the
tremendous distances between those docks minimize the apparent size, both of the structures themselves,
and of the vessel surmounting them. Thus, from a distance, the Chicago looked little enough and harmless
enough. But as the bug flashed under the overhanging bulk and the driver braked savagely to a stop
at one of the dock's entrances, Sam's could scarcely keep from flinching. That featureless, gray, smoothly
curving wall of alloy steel
looms so incredibly high above them,
extended so terrifyingly far outward
beyond its visible means of support.
It must be on the very verge of crashing.
Sam stared deliberately at the mass of metal
towering above him, then smiled,
not without effort at his companion.
You'd think, Alex, that a man would get over
being afraid that a ship was going to fall on him,
but I haven't yet.
"'No, and you probably never will. I never have, and I'm one of the old hands.'
Some claim not to mind it, but not in front of a lie detector. That's why they had to make
the passenger docks bigger than the liners. Too many passengers fainted and had to be carried
aboard on stretchers, or cancelled passage entirely. However, scaring hell out of them on the ground
had one big advantage. They felt so safe inside that they didn't get the
collie wobble so bad when they went free.
Well, I've got over that anyway.
Goodbye, Alex, and thanks.
Sam's entered the dock, shot smoothly upward,
followed an escorting officer to the captain's own cabin,
and settled himself into a cushion chair,
facing an ultra-wave viewplate.
A face appeared upon his communicator screen and spoke.
Winfield to first Lensman, Sam's.
"'You will be ready to blast off at 2100?'
"'Sam's to Captain Winfield,' the lensman replied.
"'I will be ready.'
Sirens yelled briefly, a noise which Sam's knew was purely a formality.
Clearance had been issued.
Station P1XNY was filling the air with warnings.
Personnel and material close enough to the Chicago's dock
to be affected by the blast were undercover and safe.
The blast went on. The plate showed, instead of a view of the space field, a blaze of blue-white light.
The warship was inertialess, it is true. But so terrific were the forces released that
incandescent gases, furiously driven, washed the dock and everything for hundreds of yards around
it. The plate cleared. Through the lower, denser layers of atmosphere, the Chicago bore in seconds.
then, as the air grew thinner and thinner, she rushed upward faster and faster.
The terrain below became concave, then convex.
Being completely without inertia, the ship's velocity was at every instant
that at which the friction of the medium through which she blasted her way
equaled precisely the force of her driving thrust.
Wherefore, out in open space, the earth, a fast-shinking tiny ball,
and Saul himself growing smaller, paler, and weaker at a startling rate, the Chicago's speed attained
an almost constant value, a value starkly impossible for the human mind to grasp.
End of Chapter 4
Chapter 5 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith.
This Liberovox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman, Chapter 5.
For hours, Virgil Sam sat motionless, staring almost unseeing into his plate.
It was not that the view was not worth seeing. The wonder of space, the ever-changing,
constantly shifting panorama of incredibly brilliant, although dimensionless points of light,
against that wondrous background of mist-besprinkled black velvet,
is a thing that never fails to awe even the most seasoned observer.
But he had a tremendous lowness.
on his mind. He had to solve an apparently insoluble problem. How? How? How? Could he do what he had to do?
Finally, knowing that the time of landing was approaching, he got up, unfolded his fans, and swam lightly
through the air of the cabin to a handline, along which he drew himself into the control room. He could
have made the trip in that room, of course, if he had chosen, but knowing that officers of space do not
really like to have strangers in that sanctum, he did not intrude until it was necessary.
Captain Winfield was already strapped down at his master conning plate. Pilots, navigators,
and computers worked busily at their respective tasks. I was just going to call you, first,
Lensman. Winfield waved a hand in the general direction of a chair near his own.
Take the lieutenant captain's station, please. Then, after a few minutes, go inert, Mr. White,
Attention all personnel.
Lieutenant Captain White spoke conversationally into a microphone.
Prepare for inert maneuvering. Class 3, off.
A bank of tiny red lights upon a panel turned green practically as one.
White cut the Bergenholm, whereupon Virgil Sam's mass changed instantly from a weight of zero to one of 525 pounds.
ships of war then had no space to waste upon such non-essentials as artificial gravity.
Although he was braced for the change and cushioned against it, the lensman's breath
whooshed out sharply. But being intensely interested in what was going on, he swallowed convulsively
a couple of times, gasped a few deep breaths, and fought his way back up to normalcy.
The chief pilot was now at work, with all the virtuoso skill of his rank and grade.
one of the hallmarks of which is to make difficult tasks look easy.
He played trills and runs and arpeggios,
at times veritable glissades upon keyboards and pedals,
directing with micrometric precision the tremendous forces of the super dreadnought
to the task of matching the intrinsic velocity of New York spaceport
at the time of his departure to the iv of the surface of the planet so far below.
Sam stared into his plate.
first at the incredibly tiny apparent size of that incredibly hot sun,
and then at the barren-looking world toward which they were dropping at such terrific speed.
"'It doesn't seem possible,' he remarked half to Winfield, half to himself,
"'that a sun could be that big and that hot.
"'Rigil four is almost two hundred times as far away from it as Earth is from Saul,
"'something like eighteen billion miles.
"'It doesn't look much if it.
any, bigger than Venus does from Luna. Yet, this world is hotter than the Sahara Desert.
Well, blue giants are both big and hot, the captain replied, matter-of-factly,
and their radiation, being mostly invisible, is deadly stuff. And Rigel is about the biggest in this
region. There are others a lot worse, though. Dorotus S, for instance, would make Richel here
look like a tallow candle. I'm going out there some of these days. I'm going out there some of these days,
just to take a look at it. But that's enough of astronomical chit-chat. We're down to 20 miles of altitude,
and we've got your city just about stopped. The Chicago slowed gently to a halt, perched motionless
upon softly hissing jets. Sam's directed his vis-a-beam downward and sent along it an exploring
questing thought. Since he had never met a Rigelian in person, he could not form the mental image
or pattern necessary to become on rapport with any one individual of the race.
He did know, however, the type of mind which must be possessed by the entity with whom he
wished to talk, and he combed the Regelian city until he found one.
The rapport was so incomplete and imperfect as to amount almost to no contact at all,
but he could perhaps make himself understood.
If you will excuse this possibly unpleasant and certainly unwarranted intrusion,
he thought carefully and slowly,
I would like very much to discuss with you a matter
which should become of paramount importance
to all the intelligent peoples of all the planets in space.
I welcome you, Tullerian.
Mind fuse with mind at every one of unaccountable millions of points and paths.
This Rigelian professor of sociology, standing at his desk,
was physically a monster, the oil drum of a body,
the four blocky legs, the multi-branchiate tentacular arms, that immobile dome of a head,
the complete lack of eyes and of ears. Nevertheless, Sam's mind fused with the monstrosities
as smoothly, as effortlessly, and almost as completely as it had with his own daughters.
And what a mind! The transcendent poise, the staggeringly tremendous range and scope,
the untroubled and unshakable calm, the sublime quietude, the vast and placid certainty,
the ultimate stability, unknown and forever unknowable to any human or near human race.
Dismiss all thought of intrusion, first Lensman Sam's.
I have heard of you human beings, of course, but have never considered seriously the possibility
of meeting one of you mind to mind.
Indeed, it was reported that none of our minds could make any except the barest and most unsatisfactory contact with any of yours they chance to encounter.
It is, I now perceive, the lens which makes this full accord possible, and it is basically about the lens that you are here.
It is, and Sam's went on to cover in flashing thoughts his conception of what the Galactic Patrol should be and should become.
That was easy enough, but when he tried to describe in detail the qualifications necessary for linsmanship, he began to bog down.
Force, drive, scope, of course, range, power, but above all an absolute integrity, an ultimate incorruptibility.
He could recognize such a mind after meeting it and studying it, but as to finding it, it might not be in any place of power or authority.
own and Rod Kinnisans happened to be, but Costagans was not. And both Canobos and
Dal Nalton had made inconspicuousness a fine art. I see, the native stated, when it became clear
that Sam's could say no more. It is evident, of course, that I cannot qualify, nor do I know
anyone personally who can. However... What? Sam's demanded.
I was sure from the feel of your mind that you, but with a mind of such depth and breath,
such tremendous scope and power, you must be incorruptible.
I am, came the dry rejoinder.
We all are.
No Rigelian is, or ever will be, or can be, what you think of as corrupt or corruptible.
Indeed, it is only by the narrowest, most intense concentration upon every line of your thought
that I can translate your meaning into a concept possible for any of us even to understand.
Then what? Oh, I see. I was starting at the wrong end.
Naturally enough, I suppose, I looked first for the qualities rarest in my own race.
Of course, our minds have ample scope and range, and perhaps sufficient power.
But those qualities which you refer to as force and drive are fully as,
as rare among us as absolute mental integrity is among you.
What you know as crime is unknown.
We have no police, no government, no laws,
no organized armed forces of any kind.
We take practically always the line of least resistance.
We live and let live, as your thought runs.
We work together for the common good.
Well, I don't know what I expect to find here,
certainly not this.
If Sam's had never before been completely thunderstruck, completely at a loss, he was then.
You don't think, then, that there is any chance?
I have been thinking, and there may be a chance.
A slight one, but still a chance.
The Regelian said slowly.
For instance, that youth, so full of curiosity, who first visited your planet,
Thousands of us have wondered, to ourselves and to each other, about the peculiar qualities of mind
which compelled him and others to waste so much time, effort, and wealth upon a project,
so completely useless as exploration.
Why, he had even to develop energies and engines theretofore unknown, and which can never be of any real use.
Sam's was shaken by the calm finality, with which the Rigelian dismissed all possibilities
of the usefulness of interstellar exploration, but stuck doggedly to his purpose.
However slight the chance, I must find and talk to this man. I suppose he is now out in deep space
somewhere. Have you any idea where? He is now in his home city, accumulating funds and
manufacturing fuel with which to continue his pointless activities. That city is named,
that is, in your English you might call it,
"'Suntown? Sunburg? No, it must be more specific.
"'Rijelsville? Rijal City?'
"'Rigelston,' I would translate it. Sam's hazarded.
"'Exactly. Rigelston.'
The professor marked its location upon a globular mental map,
far more accurate and far more detailed,
than the globe which Captain Winfield and his lieutenant were then studying.
"'Thanks. Now, can you and William, will you,
you get in touch with this explorer and ask him to call a meeting of his full crew and any
others who might be interested in the project I have outlined? I can, I will. He and his kind
are not quite sane, of course, as you know. But I do not believe that even they are so insane
as to be willing to subject themselves to the environment of your vessel. They will not be
asked to come here. The meeting will be held in Rydleston. If necessary,
I shall insist that it be held there.
You would? I perceive that you would.
It is strange. Yes, fantastic.
You are quarrelsome, pugnacious, antisocial, vicious, small-bodied and small-brained,
timid, nervous, and highly and senselessly excitable, unbalanced and unsane,
as sheerly monstrous mentally as you are physically.
These outrageous thoughts were sent as casually and as impersonally as though the sender were discussing the weather.
He paused, then went on.
And yet, to further such a completely visionary project,
you are eager to subject yourself to conditions whose counterparts I could not force myself
under any circumstances whatever to meet.
It may be.
It must be true that there is an extension of
of the principle of working together for the common good,
which my mind, for lack of pertinent data,
has not been able to grasp.
I am now on rapport with Dronvier, the explorer.
Ask him, please, not to identify himself to me.
I do not want to go into that meeting with any preconceived ideas.
A balanced thought, the Rigelian approved.
Someone will be at the airport to point out to you the already desolated area
in which the spaceship of the explorers makes it so frightful landings.
Dronvire will ask someone to meet you at the airport and bring you to the place of meeting.
The telepathic line snapped, and Sam's turned a white and sweating face to the Chicago's captain.
God, what a strain! Don't ever try telepathy unless you positively have to,
especially not with such an outlandishly different race as these Rigelians are.
"'Don't worry. I won't.'
"'Winfield's words were not at all sympathetic, but his tone was.
"'You looked as though somebody was beating your brains out with a spiked club.'
"'Where next, first-lensman?'
"'Sams marked the location of Rijleston upon the vessel's chart,
"'then donned earplugs and a special radiation-proof suit of armor,
"'equipped with refrigerators and with extra-thick blocks of lead glass to protect the eyes.
The airport, an extremely busy one well outside the city proper, was located easily enough,
and was the spot upon which the Tullorean ship was to land.
Lightly, slowly, she settled downward, her jets raving out against her gravity,
fully twice that of her native earth.
Those blasts, however, added little or nothing to the destruction already accomplished by the craft
then lying there, a torpedo-shaped cruiser, having perhaps one-twentieth of the Chicago,
mass and bulk. The super-dreadnought landed, sinking into the hard, dry ground to a depth of some
ten or fifteen feet before she stopped. Sam's, on rapport with the entity, who was to be his escort,
made a flashing survey of the mind so intimately in contact with his own. No use. This one was not
and never could become lensman material. He climbed heavily down the ladder. This double normal
gravity made the going a bit difficult, but he could stand that a lot better than some of the other
things he was going to have to take. The Rigelian equivalent of an automobile was there,
waiting for him, its door invitingly open. Sam's had known, in general, what to expect.
The two-wheeled chassis was more or less similar to that of his own Dillingham. The body was a narrow
torpedo of steel, bluntly pointed at both ends and without windows. Two features, however, were
both unexpected and unpleasant. The hard, tough steel of which that body was forged was an inch
and a half thick, instead of one-sixteenth. And even that extraordinarily armored body was
dented and scarred and marred, especially about the fore and rear quarters, as deeply and as badly
as casually as are the fenders of an earthly joluppie. The lensman climbed not easily or joyously
into that grimly forbidding black interior.
Black? It was so black that the porthole-like doorway seemed to admit no light at all.
It was blacker than a witch's cat in a coal cellar at midnight.
Sam's flinched, then stiffening, thought at the driver.
My contact with you seems to have slipped.
I'm afraid that I will have to cling to you rather more tightly than maybe either polite or comfortable,
Deprived of sight, and without your sense of perception, I am practically helpless.
Come in, Lensman, by all means. I offered to maintain full engagement, but it seemed to me that you declined it.
Quite possibly the misunderstanding was due to our unfamiliarity with each other's customary mode of thought.
Relax, please, and come in.
There.
Better?
Infinitely better. Thanks.
And it was.
The darkness vanished. Through the unexplainable perceptive sense of the Rigelian, he could see everything. He had a practically perfect three-dimensional view of the entire circumambient sphere. He could see both the inside and the outside of the ground car he was in and of the immense spaceship in which he had come to Rigel IV. He could see the bearings and the wristpins of the internal combustion engine of the car, the interior structure of the welds that held the steel
plates together, the busy airport outside and even deep into the ground. He could see and study in
detail the deepest buried, most heavily shielded parts of the atomic engines of the Chicago.
But he was wasting time. He could also plainly see a deeply cushioned chair designed to fit a human
body, welded to a stanchion and equipped with half a dozen padded restraining straps. He sat down
quickly, strapped himself in.
Ready?
Ready.
The door banged shut with a clanger which burst through space suit and earplugs with all the violence of a nearby thunder clap.
And that was merely the beginning.
The engine started.
An internal combustion engine of well over a thousand horsepower, designed for maximum efficiency by engineers in whose lexicon
there were no counterparts of any English words relating to noise or even to sound.
The car took off, with an accent.
acceleration which drove the Tullerian backward, deep into the cushions.
The scream of tortured tires and the crescendo bellowing of the engine combined to form an uproar,
which, amplified by and reverberating within the resonant shell of metal, threatened to addle
the very brain inside the Lensman's skull.
"'You suffer!' the driver exclaimed in high concern.
"'They cautioned me to start and stop gently, to drive slowly and carefully, to bump softly.
They told me you are frail and fragile, a fact which I perceived for myself and which has caused
me to drive with the utmost possible care and restraint. Is the fault mine? Have I been too
rough? Not at all. It isn't that. It's the ungodly noise. Then realizing that the Rigillion
could have no conception of his meaning, he continued quickly. The vibrations in the atmosphere,
from 16 cycles per second up to about 9 or 10,000.
He explained what a second was.
My nervous system is very sensitive to those vibrations,
but I expected them and shielded myself against them as adequately as I could.
Nothing can be done about them. Go ahead.
Atmospheric vibrations?
Atmospheric vibrations.
Atmospheric vibrations?
The driver marveled and concentrated upon this entirely new concept, while he, one, swung around a steel-sheathed
concrete pillar at a speed of at least 60 miles per hour, grazing it so closely that he removed one layer
of protective coating from the metal. Two, brake so savagely to miss a wildly careening truck
that the restraining straps almost cut Sam's body, space suit and all, into slices. Three, darted into a hole
in the traffic so narrow that only tiny fractions of inches separated his hurtling juggernaut from an
enormous steel column on one side and another speeding vehicle on the other.
Four, executed a double right angle reverse curve, thus missing by Hare's breaths, two vehicles
traveling in the opposite direction and one in his own.
Five.
As a grand climax to this spectacular exhibition of insane driving, he plunged at full speed
into a traffic artery, which seemed so full already, that it could not hold even one more car.
But it could, just barely could. However, instead of near misses or grazing hits,
this time there were bumps, dense, little ones, nothing at all really, only an inch or so deep,
and an utterly hellish concatenation and concentration of noise. I fail completely to understand
what effect such vibrations could have. The right
Gellion announced finally, sublimely unconscious, that anything at all out of the ordinary had occurred.
For him, nothing had.
But surely they cannot be of any use.
On this world, I'm afraid not.
No, Sam's admitted wearily.
Here, too, apparently, as everywhere, the big cities are choking themselves to death with their own traffic.
Yes, we build and build, but never have roads enough.
What are those mounds along the streets?
For some time, Sam's had been conscious of those long, low, apparently opaque structures,
attracted to them because they were the only non-transparent objects within range of the Rigelian's mind.
Or is it something I should not mention?
What, oh those, by no means?
One of the nearby mounds lost its opacity.
It was filled with swirling, gyrating,
and streamers of energy so vivid and so solid as to resemble fabric,
with wildly hurling objects of indescribable shapes and contours,
with brilliantly flashing symbols which Sam's found, greatly to his surprise, made sense,
not through the Rigelian's mind, but through his own lens.
Eat Tigmy's food!
Advertising, Sam's thought was a snort.
Advertising.
do not perceive yours either as you drive.
This was the first bond to be established between two of the most highly advanced races of
the first galaxy.
The frightful drive continued.
The noise grew worse and worse.
Imagine, if you can, a city of fifteen millions of people, throughout whose entire length,
breadth, height, and depth, no attempt whatever had ever been made to abate any noise,
however violent or piercing.
If your imagination has been sufficiently vivid, and if you have worked understandingly enough,
the product may approximate what first Lensman Sam's was forced to listen to that day.
Through ever-thickening traffic, climbing to higher and ever-higher roadways between towering
windowless walls of steel, the massive Rijellian automobile barged and banged its way.
Finally, it stopped, a thousand feet or so above the ground, beside a building which was still under
construction. The heavy door clanged open. They got out. And then, it chanced to be daylight at the time,
Sam saw a tangle of fighting, screaming colors, whose like no entity possessing the sense of sight had ever
before imagined. Reds, yellows, blues, greens, purples, and every variation and intermixture
possible, laid on or splashed on or occurring naturally at perfect random, smote his eyes as violently as the
all-pervading noise had been assailing his ears.
He realized then that, through his guide's sense of perception,
he had been seeing only in shades of gray,
that to these people, visible light differed only in wavelength
from any other band of the complete electromagnetic spectrum of vibration.
Strained and tense, the lensman followed his escort along a narrow catwalk,
through a wall upon which riveters and welders were busily at work,
into a room practically without walls and sealed only by story after story of huge eyebeams.
Yet this was the meeting place.
Almost a hundred bridgillians were assembled there.
And as Sam's walked toward the group, a craneman dropped a couple of tons of steel plate
from a height of eight or ten feet upon the floor directly behind him.
I just about jumped right out of my armor,
is the way Sam's himself described his reactions, and that description is perhaps as good as any.
At any rate, he went briefly out of control, and the Rigelians sent him a steadying, inquiring,
wondering thought. He could no more understand the Tullerian sensitivity than Sam's could understand
the fact that to these people, even the concept of physical intrusion was absolutely incomprehensible.
These builders were not workmen in the Tullerian sense.
They were Rigelians, each working his few hours per week for the common good.
They would be no more in contact with the meeting than would be their fellows on the other side of the planet.
Sams closed his eyes to the riot of clashing colors,
deafened himself by main strength to the appalling clangor of sound,
forced himself to concentrate every fiber of his mind upon his errand.
Please synchronize with my mind as many of you as possible.
thought at the group as a whole, and went on rapport with mind after mind after mind.
And mind after mind after mind lacked something. Some were stronger than others,
had more initiative and drive and urge, but none would quite do. Until...
Thank God! In the wave of exultant relief, of fulfillment, Sam's no longer saw the colors
or heard the din. You, sir, are of Lensman grade. I've
perceive that you are Dronvire.
Yes, Virgil Sam's, I am Dronvire.
And at long last I know what it is that I have been seeking all my life.
But how of these my other friends?
Are not some of them?
I do not know, nor is it necessary that I find out.
You will select.
Sam's paused, amazed.
The other Rigelians were still in the room, but mentally he and Dronvire were
completely alone.
They anticipated your thought, and, knowing that it was to be more or less personal, they left
us until one of us invites them to return.
I like that, and appreciate it.
You will go to Eresia.
You will receive your lens.
You will return here.
You will select and send to Eresia as many or as few of your fellows as you choose.
These things I require you, by the lens of Eresia, you will.
to do. Afterward, please note that this is in no sense obligatory, I would like very much to have
you visit Earth and accept appointment to the Galactic Council. Will you? I will. Dronvire needed no
time to consider his decision. The meeting was dismissed. The same entity who had been Sam's
chauffeur on the inbound trip drove him back to the Chicago, driving as slowly and as carefully as
before. Nor this time did the punishment take such toll, even though Sam's knew that each
terrific lunge and lurch was adding one more bruise to the already much too large collection,
discoloring almost every square foot of his tough hide. He had succeeded, and the thrill of success
had its usual analgesic effect. The Chicago's captain met him in the airlock and helped him
remove his suit. Are you sure you're all right, Sam's?
"'Field was no longer the formal captain, but a friend.
"'Even though you didn't call, we were beginning to wonder.
"'You look as though you've been to a Valerian clam-bake,
"'and I sure as hell don't like the way you're favoring those ribs and that left leg.
"'I'll tell the boys you got back in A-prime shape,
"'but I'll have the doctors look you over just to make sure.'
"'Winfield made the announcement, and through his lens,
"'Sams could plainly feel the wave of relief and pleasure
that spread throughout the great ship with the news.
It surprised him immensely.
Who was he that all these boys should care so much whether he lived or died?
I'm perfectly all right, Sam's protested.
There's nothing at all the matter with me that twenty hours of sleep won't fix as good as new.
Maybe, but you'll go to the sick bay first just the same, Winfield insisted.
And I suppose you want me to blast back to tell us?
Right, and fast. The Ambassador's Ball is next Tuesday evening, you know, and that's one function I can't stay away from, even with a Class A double prime excuse.
End of Chapter 5. Chapter 6 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith. This Liberovox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman, Chapter 6.
The Ambassador's Ball, one of the most ultra-ultra functions of the year, was well underway.
It was not that everyone who was anyone was there, but everyone who was there was, in one way or another,
very emphatically someone.
Thus, there were affairs at which there were more young and beautiful women, and more young and
handsome men, but none exhibiting newer or more expensive gowns, more ribbons and decorations,
more or costlier or more refined jewelry, or a larger acreage of powdered and perfumed epidermis.
And even so, the younger set was well enough represented.
Since pioneering appeals more to youth than to age, the men representing the colonies were young,
and their wives, together with the daughters, and the second, or third or fourth, or occasionally the fifth,
wives of the human personages, practically balanced the account.
nor was the throng entirely human.
The time had not yet come, of course,
when warm-blooded, oxygen-breathing monstrosities
from hundreds of other solar systems
would vie in numbers with the humanity present.
There were, however, a few Martians on the floor
wearing their light robes to convention
and dancing with meticulously mathematical precision.
A few venerians, who did not dance,
sat in state or waddled importantly about.
Many worlds of the Solarian system, and not a few other systems, were represented.
One couple stood out, even against that opulent and magnificent background.
Eyes followed them wherever they went.
The girl was tall, trim, supple, built like a symphony.
Her Calliston Vexto-Silk gown of the newest and most violent shade of radioactive green
was phosphorescently luminous, fluorescent, gleaming and glowing.
Its hem swept the floor, but above the waist it vanished mysteriously, except for wisps,
which clung to strategic areas here and there with no support, apparently, except the personal
magnetism of the wearer. She, almost alone of all the women there, wore no flowers. Her only jewelry
was a rosette of huge, perfectly matched emeralds, perched precariously upon her bare left shoulder.
Her hair, unlike the other women's flawless coiffures, was a flamboyant, artistically disarranged,
red-bron's Auburn mop. Her soft and dewy eyes, Virgilius Sams could control her eyes as
perfectly as she could her highly educated hands, were at the moment gold-flecked tawny wells of girlish
innocence and trust. But I can't give you this next dance, too, Herkimer. Honestly, I can't.
She pleaded, snuggling just a trifle closer into the embrace of the young man who was just as much man physically as she was woman.
I just love to, really, but I just simply can't, and you know why, too.
You've got some duty dances, of course.
Some.
I've got a list as long as from here to there.
Senator Morgan first, of course, then Mr. Isaacson, then I set one out with Mr. Osmond.
I can't stand Veneerians. They're so slimy and fat and repulsive.
And that leathery horn toad from Mars and that Jovian hippopotamus...
She went down the list, and as she named or characterized each entity,
another finger of her left hand, pressed down upon the back of her partner's right,
to emphasize the count of her social obligations.
But those talented fingers were doing more, far, far more, than that.
Herkimer Herkimer Third, although no little of a Don Juan, was a highly polished, smoothly
finished, thoroughly seasoned diplomat. As such, his eyes and his other features, particularly
his eyes, had been schooled for years to reveal no trace of whatever might be going on inside
his brain. If he had entertained any suspicion of the beautiful girl in his arms, if anyone
had suggested that she was trying her best to pump him, he would have smiled the sort of
smile which only the top-drawer diplomat can achieve. He was not suspicious of Virgilia Sam's.
However, simply because she was Virgil Sam's daughter, he took an extra bit of pain to betray no
undue interest in any one of the name she recited. And besides, she was not looking at his eyes,
nor even at his face. Her glance, demurely downcast, was all too rarely raised above the level of his
chin. There were some things, however, that Herkimer, Herkimer Third did not know,
that Virgilia Sams was the most accomplished muscle reader of her times, that she was so close to him,
not because of his manly charm, but because only in that position could she do her prodigious best.
That she could work with her eyes alone, but in emergencies, when fullest possible results were
imperative, she had to use her exquisitely sensitive fingers and her exquisitely sensitive fingers and her
exquisitely tactile skin.
That she had studied
intensively and had tabulated
the reactions of each of the entities
on her list, that she was now
with his help fitting those
reactions into a pattern.
And finally, that that pattern
was beginning to assume the grim shape
of murder.
And Virgilia Sams,
working now for something far more urgent
and vastly more important
than a figmental galactic patrol,
hoped desperately that
this Herkimer was not a muscle reader, too, for she knew that she was revealing her secrets
even more completely than was he. In fact, if things got much worse, he could not help but feel the
pounding of her heart. But she could explain that easily enough by a few appropriate wiggles.
No, he wasn't a reader, definitely not. He wasn't watching the right places. He was looking
where that gown had been designed to make him look, and nowhere else.
and no tell-tale muscles lay beneath any part of either of his hands.
As her eyes and her fingers and her lovely torso sent more and more information to her keen brain,
Jill grew more and more anxious.
She was sure that murder was intended, but who was to be the victim?
Her father? Probably.
Popskinison? Possibly. Somebody else? Barely possibly.
And when? And where?
And how? She didn't know. And she would have to be sure.
Mentioning names hadn't been enough, but a personal appearance. Why didn't Dad show up,
or did she wish he wouldn't come at all? Vigel Samms entered the ballroom.
And Dad told me, Herkimer, she cooed sweetly, gazing up into his eyes for the first time in over a minute,
that I must dance with every one of them. So you see,
"'Oh, there he is now, over there. I've been wondering where he's been keeping himself.'
She nodded toward the entrance and prattled on artlessly. He's almost never late, you know,
and I've—' He looked, and as his eyes met those of the first lensman, Jill learned three of
the facts she needed so badly to know. Her father, here, soon. She never knew how she managed to keep
herself under control, but some way in just barely she did.
Although nothing showed, she was seething inwardly, wrought up as she had never before been.
What could she do? She knew, but she did not have a scrap or an iota of visible or
tangible evidence, and if she made one single slip, however slight, the consequences could be
immediate and disastrous. After this dance might be too late.
She could make an excuse to leave the floor, but that would look very bad later.
And none of them would lends her, she knew, while she was with Hercimer.
Damn such chivalry! She could take the chance of waving at her father, since she hadn't seen him for so long.
No, the smallest risk would be with Mace.
He looked at her every chance he got, and she'd make him use his lens.
Northrop looked at her, and over Herkimer's way.
shoulder, for one fleeting instant, she allowed her face to reveal the terrified appeal she
so keenly felt.
"'Want me, Jill?'
His lensed thought touched only the outer fringes of her mind.
Full rapport is more intimate than a kiss.
No one except her father had ever really put a lens on Virgilia Sam's.
Nevertheless.
"'Want you?
I never wanted anybody so much in my life.
Come in, Mace.
Quick!
"'Please!'
"'Diffently enough, he came,
"'but at the first inkling of the girl's news
"'all thought of diffidence or of privacy vanished.
"'Jack, spud, Mr. Kinnison, Mr. Sam's.'
"'He linsed sharp, imperative, almost frantic thoughts.
"'Listen in!'
"'Steady, Mace, I'll take over,'
"'came Roderick Kinnison's deeper, quieter mental voice.
"'First, the matter of guns.
"'Anybody except me wearing a bowing a woman,
pistol, you are spud? Yes, sir. You would be. But you and Mace, Jack? We've got our Lewistons.
You would have. Blasters, my sometimes not quite so bright son, are fine weapons indeed for certain
kinds of work. In emergencies, it is, of course, permissible to kill a few dozen innocent bystanders.
In such a crowd as this, though, it is much better technique to kill only the one you are aiming at.
"'So skip out to my car, you two, right now, and change, and make it fast.'
Everyone knew that Roderick Kinnison's car was at all times an arsenal on wheels.
"'Wish you were in uniform, too, Verge, but it can't be help now.
Work your way slowly around to the northwest corner.
Spud, do the same.
"'It's impossible, starkly unthinkable, and I'm not sure of anything really.'
Sam's and his daughter began simultaneously to protest.
Virgil, you talk like a man with a paper nose.
Keep still until after you've used your brain.
And I'm sure enough of what you know, Jill, to take plenty of steps.
You can relax now. Take it easy.
We're covering Virgil, and I called up support in force.
You can relax a little, I see.
Good.
I'm not trying to hide from anybody that the next few minutes may be critical.
Are you pretty sure, Jill, that Herkimer is a key man?
Pretty sure, Pops.
How much better she felt, now that the lensmen were on guard.
In this one case, at least.
Good. Then let him talk you into giving him every dance,
right straight through until something breaks.
Watch him. He must know the signal and who is going to operate.
And if you can give us a fraction of a second of warning, it will help no end.
Can do?
"'I'll say I can, and I would love to, the big, slimy, stinking skinker.'
As transliterated into words, the girl's thought may seem a trifle confused, but Kinnison
knew exactly what she meant.
One more thing, Jill, a detail.
The boys are coming back in and are working their partners over this way.
See if Herkimer notices that they have changed their holsters.
"'No, he didn't notice,' Jill reported after a moment.
But I don't notice any difference either, and I'm looking for it.
Nevertheless, it's there, and the difference between a Mark 17 and a Mark 5
is something more than that between Tweedledum and Tweedle D.
Kinnison returned dryly.
However, it may not be as obvious to non-military personnel as it is to us.
That's far enough, boys. Don't get too close.
Now, Verge, keep solidly on rapport with Jill on one side and with us on the other,
so that she won't have to give herself on the show away by yelling and pointing and...
But this is preposterous! Sam stormed.
Proposterous hell.
Roderick Kinnison's thought was still coldly level.
Only the fact that he was beginning to use non-ballroom language revealed any sign of the strain he was under.
Stop being so goddamn heroic and start using your brain.
You turn down 50 billion credits.
Why do you suppose they offered that much when they can get anybody
killed for a hundred. And what would they do about it? But they couldn't get away with it, Rod?
At an ambassador's ball? They couldn't, possibly. Formerly, no. That was my first thought, too.
But it was you who pointed out to me, not so long ago, that the techniques of crime have changed
of late. In the new light, the swankier the brawl, the greater the confusion, and the better the
chance of getting away clean. Combe that out of your whiskers, you ready.
head-headed mule.
Well, there might be something in it after all.
Sam's thought showed apprehension at last.
You know damn well there is.
But you boys, Jack and Mace especially, loosen up.
You can't do good shooting while you're strung up like a couple of cocoons.
Do something.
Talk to your partners or think it, Jill.
That won't be hard, sir.
Mason Northrop grinned feebly.
And that reminds me of something, Jill.
Mentor certainly bracketed the target when he, or she or it maybe, said that you would never need a lens.
Huh? Jill demanded, inelegantly. I don't see the connection, if any.
No, everybody else does, I'll bet. How about it? The other lensman, even Sam's, agreed enthusiastically.
Well, do you think that any of those characters, particularly Hercimer, Hercimer Third, would let a harness
bull in harness, even such a beautiful one as you, get close enough to him to do such a Davy the
dip act on his mind? Oh, I never thought of that, but it's right, and I'm glad. But Pops,
you said something about support in force. Have you any idea how long it will be? I hope I can
hold out, with you all supporting me, but you can, Jill, two or three minutes more at most.
Support? In force? What do you mean? Sam snapped.
Just that. The whole damned army, Kinnison replied. I sent two-star Commodore Alexander Clayton a thought that lifted him right out of his chair. Everything he's got at full emergency blast.
Armor. Mark 84's. Six-by-six extra heavies. A 90-60 for an ambulance. Full escort, upstairs and down.
Wayfriskers, copters, cruisers, and big stuff. In short, the works.
I would have run with you before this if I dared, but the minute the relief party shows up,
we do a flit.
If you dared? Jill asked, shaken by the thought.
Exactly, my dear. I don't dare. If they start anything, we'll do our damnedest,
but I'm praying they won't. But Kinnison's prayers, if he made any, were ignored.
Jill heard a sharp but very usual and insignificant sound. Someone had dropped a pencil.
She felt an inconspicuous muscle twitched slightly. She saw the almost imperceptible tensing
of a neck muscle, which would have turned Herkimer's head in a certain direction if it had been
allowed to act. Her eyes flashed along that line, searched busily for milliseconds. A man was
reaching unobtrusively as though for a handkerchief. But men at Ambassador's balls do not carry
blue handkerchiefs, nor does any fabric, however dyed, resemble at all closely the blueed steel
of an automatic pistol. Jill would have screamed then and pointed, but she had time to do neither.
Through her rapport with her father, the lensman saw everything that she saw, in the instant of her
seeing it. Hence five shots blasted out, practically as one, before the
the girl could scream or point or even move. She did scream then, but since dozens of other women
were screaming, too, it made no difference then. Conway Costigan, trigger-nerved spacehound that he was,
and with years of gunfighting and of hand-to-hand brawling in his log, shot first. Even before the
gunman did. It was Costigan's blinding speed that saved Virgil Sam's life that day, for the
would-be assassin was dying with a heavy slug crashing through his brain, before, and he was,
before he finished pulling the trigger. The dying hand twitched upward. The bullet intended for Sam's
heart went high, through the fleshy part of the shoulder. Roderick Kinnison, because of his age and his
son and Northrop, because of their inexperience, were a few milliseconds slow. They, however, were aiming
for the body, not for the head, and any of those three resulting wounds would have been
satisfactorily fatal. The man went down and stayed down. Sam staggered.
but did not go down until the elder Kinnison, as gently as was consistent with the maximum of speed,
threw him down.
Stand back. Get back. Give him air. Men began to shout, the while pressing closer themselves.
You men, stand back. Some of you go get a stretcher. You women come here.
Kinnison's heavy parade-ground voice smashed down all lesser noises.
Is there a doctor here? There was, and after being frisked for weapons,
he went busily to work.
Joy, Betty, Jill, Cleo,
Kinnison called his own wife and their daughter,
Virgilius Sams, and Mrs. Costigan.
You four first.
Now you and you, and you, and you.
He went on, pointing out large, heavy women
wearing extremely extreme gowns.
Stand here right over him.
Cover him up, so that nobody else can get a shot at him.
You other women stand behind and between these.
Closer yet.
Fill those spaces up solid.
There. Jack, stand there. Mace, there. Costigan, the other end. I'll take this one. Now, everybody
listen. I know damn well that none of you women are wearing guns above the waist, and you've all
got long skirts. Thank God for ballgowns. Now, fellows, if any one of these women makes a move to
lift her skirt, blow her brains out, right then, without waiting to ask questions.
Sir, I protest. This is outrageous, one of the dowagers exclaimed.
"'Madame, I agree with you fully. It is.'
Kinnison smiled as genuinely as he could under the circumstances.
It is, however, necessary. I will apologize to all you ladies, and to you, doctor,
in writing, if you like, after we have Virgil Sams aboard the Chicago.
But until then, I would not trust my own grandmother.'
The doctor looked up.
"'The Chicago? This wound does not appear to be a very serious one, but this man is going to
hospital at once. Ah, the stretcher. So, please, easy. There, that is excellent. Call an ambulance, please,
immediately. I did, long ago, but no hospital, doctor. All those windows, open to the public,
or the whole place bombed? By no means. I'm taking no chances, whatever. Except with your own life,
Jill put in sharply, looking up from her place at her father's side, assured that the first
Flandzman was in no danger of dying, she had begun to take interest in other things.
"'You are important, too, you know, and you're standing right out there in the open.
Get another stretcher, lie down on it, and we'll guard you too.
And don't be too stiff-neck to take your own advice,' she flared as he hesitated.
"'I'm not, if it were necessary, but it isn't.
If they had killed him, yes, I'd probably be next in line.
But since he got only a scratch, there'd be no point at a
all in killing even a good number two.
A scratch! Jill fairly seethed. Do you call that horrible wound a scratch?
Huh? Why, certainly. That's all it is, thanks to you. He returned, in honest and
complete surprise. No bone shattered, no main arteries cut, missed the lung. He'll be as good as new
in a couple of weeks. And now, he went on aloud. If you ladies will please pick up this
stretcher, we will move on mass and slowly toward the door.
The women, no longer indignant but apparently enjoying the sensation of being the center
of interest, complied with the request.
Now, boys, Kinnison lends to thought.
Did any of you, Kostigan, see any signs of a concerted rush, such as there would have been
to get the killer away if we hadn't interfered?
No, sir, came Kostigan's brisk reply.
None within sight of me.
Jack and Mace, I don't suppose you looked.
They hadn't, had not thought of it in time.
You'll learn.
It takes a few things like this to make it automatic.
But I couldn't see any either, so I'm fairly certain there wasn't any.
Smart operators, quick on the uptake.
I'd better get at this, sir, don't you think,
and let Operation Boscon go for a while?
Kostkin asked.
I don't think so, Kinnison frowned in thought.
This operation was planned, son, by people with brains.
Any clues you could find now would undoubtedly be plants.
Now, we'll let their regulars look. We'll stick to our own.
Sirens wailed and screamed outside.
Kinnett sent out an exploring thought.
Alex?
Yes. Where do you want this 90-60 with the doctors and nurses?
It's too wide for the gates.
Go through the wall, across the lawn, right up to the door,
and never mind the frippery they have got.
all over the place. Have your adjutant tell them to Billis for damage. Sam's is shot in the shoulder.
Not too serious, but I'm taking him to the hill where I know he'll be safe. What have you got on top of
the umbrella? The Boise or the Chicago? I haven't had time to look up yet. Both. Good man.
Jack Kinnison started at the monstrous tank, which was smashing statues, fountains, and ornamental
trees flat into the earth as it moved ponderously across the grounds and licked
his lips. He looked at the companies of soldiers frisking the route, the grounds, and the crowd.
Higher up at the hovering helicopters. Still higher at the eight light cruisers, so evidently
and so viciously ready to blast. Higher still at the long streamers of fire, which he now knew
marked the locations of the two most powerful engines of destruction ever built by man, and his
face turned slowly white.
"'Good Lord, Dad,' he swallowed twice.
"'I had no idea.
But they might at that.'
"'Not might, son.
They damned well would, if they could get here soon enough with heavy enough stuff.'
The elder Kinnison's jaw muscles did not loosen.
His darting eyes did not relax their vigilance for a fraction of a second as he lends the thought.
"'You boys can't be expected to know it all, but right now you're learning fast.
"'Get this. Pasted in your iron hats.
"'Virgil Sam's life is the most important thing in this whole damned universe.
"'If they had got him then, it would not, strictly speaking, have been my fault.
"'But if they get him now, it will be.'
"'The land-cruiser crunched to a stop against the very entrance,
"'and a white-clad man leapt out.
"'Let me look at him, please.
"'Not yet,' Kinnison denied sharply,
"'not until he's got four inches of solid,
it steel between him and whoever wants to finish the job they started.
Get your men around him and get him aboard fast.
Sam's, protected at every point at every instant, was lifted into the mall of the 90-60,
and as the massive door clanged shut, Kinsen heaved a tremendous sigh of relief.
The cavalcade moved away.
Coming with us, Rod, Cumberdor Clayton shouted.
Yes, but got a couple of minutes work here yet.
Have a staff car wait for me, and I'll join you.
He turned to the three young lendsmen and the girl.
This fouls up our plans a little, but not too much, I hope.
No change in Mites or Boscon.
You and Costigan, Jill, can go ahead as planned.
Northrop, you'll have to brief Jill on Zwillnick and find out what she knows.
Virgil was going to do it tonight, after the brawl here,
but you know as much about it now as any of us.
Check with Knobos, Dalton, and Fletcher.
While Virgil is laid up, you and Jack may have to work
on both Zabriska and Zwillnick. He'll lends you. Get the dope, then do as you think best.
Get going. He strode away toward the waiting staff car.
Boscon? Zwillnick? Jill demanded. What gives? What are they, Jack?
We don't know yet. Maybe we're going to name a couple of planets. Piffle, she scoffed.
Can you talk sense, Mace? What's Basconne? A simple, distinctive, pronounceable coin
word, suggested, I believe, by Dr. Bergenholm. He began.
"'You know what I mean you.' She broke in, but was silenced by a sharply-lensed thought from Jack.
His touch was very light, barely sufficient to make conversation possible, but even so,
she flinched. "'Use your brain, Jill. You aren't thinking a lick. Not that you can be
blamed for it. Stop talking. There may be lip-readers or high-powered listeners around. This feels funny,
He twitched mentally and went on.
You already know what Operation Matisse says, since it's your own dish, politics.
Operation Zwillnick is drugs, vice, and so on.
Operation Boscon is pirates.
Spud is running that.
Operations Abriska is Mace and me checking some peculiar disturbances in the sub-ether.
Come in, Mace, and do your stuff.
I'll see you later aboard.
Clear ether, Jill.
Young Kinnisand vanished from the fringeseses.
of her mind and Northrop appeared.
And what a difference.
His mind touched hers as gingerly as Jack's had done,
as skittishly, as instantaneously
ready to bolt away from anything in the least degree private.
However, Jack's mind had rubbed hers the wrong way,
right from the start, and Maces didn't.
Now, about this Operation Zwilnik, Jill began.
Something else first.
I couldn't help noticing back there that you and Jack
Well, not out of phase exactly, or really out of sink, but sort of, well, as though
hunting, she suggested.
Not exactly.
Forcing might be better, like holding a tight beam together when it wants to fall apart.
So you noticed it yourself?
Of course, but I thought Jack and I were the only ones who did.
Like scratching a blackboard with your fingernails.
You can do it, but you're awfully glad to stop.
And I like Jack, too, darn it, at a distance.
And you and I fit like precisely tuned circuits.
Jack really meant it then when he said that you, that is he,
I didn't quite believe it until now, but if...
You know, of course, what you've already done to me.
Jill's block went on, full strength.
She arched her eyebrows and spoke aloud.
Why, I haven't the faintest idea.
"'Of course not. That's why you're using voice. I found out, too, that I can't lie with my mind.
I feel like a heel and a louse with so much job ahead, but you've simply got to tell me something.
Then, whatever you say, I'll hit the job with everything I've got.
Do I get heaved out between planets without a spacesuit or not?'
"'I don't think so,' Jill blushed vividly, but her voice was steady.
You would rate a spacesuit, and enough oxygen to reach another plan, another goal,
and now we'd better get to work, don't you think?
Yes, thanks, Jill, a million.
I know as well as you do that I was talking out of turn and how much,
but I had to know.
He breathed deep, and that's all I ask, for now.
Cut your screens.
She lowered her mental barriers, finding it surprisingly easy to do so.
so in this case, let them down almost as far as she was in the habit of doing with her father.
He explained in flashing thoughts everything new of the four operations, concluding,
I'm not assigned to Zabriska permanently. I'll probably work with you on Matisse
after your father gets back into circulation. I'm to act more as a liaison man. Neither
Canobos nor Dalnaulton knows you well enough to lend you, right? Yes, I've met Mr. Canobos
only once, and have never even seen Dr. Dahlnoughton.
Ready to visit them, via Lens?
Yes, go ahead.
The two Lensmen came in. They came into his mind, not hers.
Nevertheless, their thoughts, superimposed upon Northrop's,
came to the girl as clearly as though all four were speaking to each other face to face.
What a weird sensation, Jill exclaimed.
Why, I never imagine.
anything like it.
We are sorry to trouble you, Miss Sams.
Jill was surprised anew.
The silent voice, deep within her mind,
was of characteristically Martian timber,
but instead of the harshly guttural consonants
and the hissing similence of any Martian's best efforts at English,
pronunciation and enunciation were flawless.
Oh, I didn't mean that.
It's no trouble at all, really.
I just haven't got used to this telepathy yet.
None of us has to any noticeable degree, but the reason for this call is to ask you if you have anything new, however slight, to add to our very small knowledge of Zwillnick.
Very little, I'm afraid, and that little is mostly guesses, deductions, and jumpings at conclusions.
Father told you about the way I work, I suppose.
Yes, exact data is not to be expected. Hints, suggestions, possible leads, will be of inestimum
value. Well, I met a very short, very fat venerian named Osman at a party at the European
embassy. Do either of you know him? I know of him, Dal Nalton replied, a highly reputable merchant,
with such large interest on Tellis that he has to spend most of his time here. He is not in any one
of our books, although there is nothing at all surprising in that fact. Go on, please, Miss Sams.
He didn't come to the party with Senator Morgan, but he came to some kind of an agreement with him that night, and I am pretty sure that it was about thionite. That's the only new item I have.
Thionite! The three lendsmen were equally surprised. Yes, thionite, definitely.
How sure are you of this, Miss Sams? Konobles asked in deadly earnest.
I am not sure that this particular agreement was about thiontine.
thionite, no, but the probability is roughly nine-tenths. I am sure, however, that both Senator
Morgan and Osmond know a lot about thionite that they want to hide. Both gave very high
positive reactions, well beyond the Six-Sigma point of virtual certainty. There was a pause
broken by the Martian, but not by a thought directed at any one of the three.
Sid, he called, and even Jill could feel the lens thought speed.
"'Yes, Knobos? Fletcher. That hauling you made, out in the asteroids. Heroin,
haydive, and Ladolian, wasn't it? No thionite involved anywhere?'
"'No thionite. However, you must remember that part of the gang got away,
so all I can say positively is that we didn't see or hear about any thionite. There was
some gossip, of course, but you know there always is.'
Of course, thanks, Sid.
Jill could feel the brilliant Martians' mental gears whirl and click.
Then he went into such a flashing exchange of thought with the Venerian
that the girl lost track in seconds.
One more question, Miss Sams,
Dahl Nolton asked.
Have you detected any indications that there may be some connection between either
Osman or Morgan and any official or executive of interstellar spaceways?
"'Space? Isaacson?' Jill caught her breath.
"'Why? Nobody even thought of such a thing. At least nobody ever mentioned it to me.
I never thought of making any such tests.'
The possibility occurred to me only a moment ago at your mention of thionite.
The connection, if any, exists, will be exceedingly difficult to trace.
But, since most, if not all, of the parties involved,
We'll probably be included in your Operation Matisse, and since a finding, either positive or negative,
will be tremendously significant, we feel emboldened to ask you to keep this point in mind.
Why, of course I will. I'll be very glad to.
We thank you for your courtesy and your help.
One or both of us will get in touch with you from time to time, now that we know the pattern of your personality.
May immortal Groleson speed the healing of your father's wish.
wound. End of chapter six. Chapter 7 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith. This Liberovox
recording is in the public domain. First Lensman. Chapter 7. Late that night, or rather very early
the following morning, Senator Morgan and his number one secretary were closeted in the former's
doubly spy-ray-proofed office. Morgan's round, heavy, florid face,
had perhaps lost a little of its usual color.
The fingers of his left hand drummed soundlessly upon the glass top of his desk.
His shrewd gray eyes, however, were as keen and as calculating as ever.
"'This thing smells, Herkimer. It reeks.
But I can't figure any of the angles.
That operation was planned.
Sure fire, it couldn't miss.
Right up to the last split second, it worked perfectly.
then, bluey, a flat bust. The patrol landed, and everything was under control. There must have been a leak
somewhere, but where in hell could it have been? There couldn't have been a leak, Chief. It doesn't
make sense. The secretary uncrossed his legs, recrossed them in the other direction, threw away a half-smoked
cigarette, lit another. If there had been any kind of a leak, they would have done a lot more than just
kill the low man on the ladder. You know as well as I do that Rocky Kinnison is the hardest
boiled character this side of hell. If he had known anything, he would have killed everybody in sight,
including you and me. Besides, if there had been a leak, he would not have let Sam's get within
ten thousand miles of the place. That's one sure thing. Another is he wouldn't have waited
until after it was all over to get his army there. No, chief, there couldn't have been a leak.
Whatever Sam's or Kinnison found out, probably Sam's, he's a hell of a lot smarter than
Kinnison is, you know, he learned right there and then. He must have seen Brainerd start
to pull his gun. I thought of that. I'd buy it, except for one fact. Apparently, you didn't
time the interval between the shots and the arrival of the tanks.
Sorry, Chief. Herkimer's face was a study in chagrin. I made a bad slip there. I'll say you
did. One minute and 58 seconds.
What?
Morgan remained silent.
The patrol is fast, of course, and always ready,
and they would yank the stuff in on tractor beams, not under their own power.
But even so, five minutes is my guess, chief.
Four and a half, absolute minimum.
Check, and where do you go from there?
I see your point.
I don't.
That blows everything once.
wide open. One set of facts says there was a leak which occurred between two and a half and
three minutes before the signal was given. I ask you, Chief, does that make sense? No, that's
what is bothering me. As you say, the facts seem to be contradictory. Somebody must have learned
something before anything happened. But if they did, why didn't they do more? And
Murgatroyd. If they didn't know about him, why they ships? Especially.
the big battle wagons.
If they did think he might be out there somewhere,
why didn't they go and find out?
Now I'll ask one.
Why didn't our Mr. Murgatroy do something?
Or wasn't the pirate fleet supposed to be in on this?
Probably not, though.
My guess would be the same as yours.
Can't see any reason for having a fleet cover a one-man operation,
especially as well-planned a one as this was.
But that's none of our business.
These lensmen are.
I was watching them every second.
Neither Sam's nor Kinnison did anything whatever during that two minutes.
Young Kinnison and Northrop each left the whole about that time.
I know it, so they did.
Either one of them could have called the patrol.
But what has that to do with the price of beef, C.I.F. Valeria.
Herkimer refrained tactfully from answering the savage question.
Morgan drummed and thought for minutes,
then went on slowly.
There are two and only two possibilities,
neither of which seem even remotely possible.
It was, must have been, either the lens or the girl.
The girl?
Act your aid, Senator.
I know where she was and what she was doing every second.
That was evident.
Morgan stopped drumming and smiled cynically.
I'm getting a hell of a kick out of seeing you taking it
for a change, instead of dishing it out.
Yes, Herkimer's handsome face hardened.
That game isn't over, my friend.
That's what you think, the Senator jibed.
Can't believe that any woman can be Herkimer-proof, eh?
You've been working on her for six weeks now,
instead of the usual six hours, and you haven't got anywhere yet.
I will, Senator.
Herkimer's nostrils flared viciously.
I'll get her, one.
one way or another, if it's the last thing I ever do.
And I'll give you eight to five you don't, and a six-month time limit.
I'll take five thousand of that.
But what makes you think that she's anything to be afraid of?
She's a trained psychologist, yes, but so am I, and I'm older and more experienced than she is.
That leaves that yoga stuff, her learning how to sit cross-legged, how to contemplate her
naval and how to try to get in tune with the infinite.
How do you figure that puts her in my class?
I told you, I don't.
Nothing makes sense.
But she is Virgil Sam's daughter.
What of it?
You didn't gag on George Olmsted.
You picked him yourself for one of the toughest jobs we've got.
By blood, he's just about as close to Virgil Sam's as Virgil Sam's as Virgil
is.
They might as well have been hatched out of the same egg.
Physically, yes.
Mentally and psychologically, no.
Olmsted is a realist, a materialist.
He wants his reward in this world, not the next, and is out to get it.
Furthermore, the job will probably kill him, and even if it doesn't,
he will never be in a position of trust or where he can learn much of anything.
On the other hand, Virgil Sams is.
But I don't need to tell you what he is like.
But you don't seem to realize that she's just like him.
She isn't playing around with you because of your overpowering charm.
Listen, Chief.
She didn't know anything, and she didn't do anything.
I was dancing with her all the time, as close as that.
He clasped his hands together tightly.
So I know what I'm talking about.
And if you think she could ever learn anything from me, skip it.
You know that nobody on earth or anywhere else can read my face.
And besides, she was playing coy right then.
wasn't even looking at me, so count her out.
We'll have to, I guess.
Morgan resumed his quiet drumming.
If there were any possibility that she'd pumped you,
I'd send you to the minds, but there's no sign.
That leaves the lens.
It has seemed right along, more logical than the girl,
but a lot more fantastic.
Been able to find out anything more about it?
No, just what they've been advertising.
combination radio phone, automatic language converter, telepath, and so on.
Badge of the top skimmings of the top bracket cops.
But I began to think out there on the floor that they aren't advertising everything they know.
So did I. You tell me.
Take the time zero minus three minutes.
Besides the five lensmen and Jill Sams, the place was full of top brass, scrambled eggs all over the floor.
Commodores and Lieutenant Commodores from all continental governments of the Earth,
the other planets and the colonies, all wearing full-dress sidearms.
Nobody knew anything then.
We agree on that.
But within the next few seconds, somebody found out something and called for help.
One of the linsmen could possibly have done that without showing signs.
But at zero time, all four lendsmen had their guns out, and not Lewiston's.
please note, and were shooting,
whereas none of the other armed officers knew that anything was going on
until after it was all over.
That puts the finger on the lens.
That's the way I figured it.
But the difficulties remain unchanged.
How? Mind-reading?
Space drift, Herkimer snorted.
My mind can't be read.
No, or mine.
And besides, if they could read minds,
they wouldn't have waited until the last possible split second to do it, unless—
"'Say, wait a minute. Did Brainer act or look nervous toward the last? I wasn't to look at him,
you know.'
"'Not nervous, exactly, but he did get a little tense. There you are, then. Hired murderers aren't
smart. A lensman saw him tighten up and got suspicious. Turned in the alarm on general
principles, warn the others to keep on their toes. But even so, it doesn't look like mind-reading.
They'd have killed him sooner. They were watchful and mighty quick on the draw.
That could be it. That's about as thin and as specious an explanation as I ever saw cooked up,
but it does cover the facts. And the two of us will be able to make it stick.
But take notice, pretty boy, that certain parties are not going to like that.
this at all. In fact, they are going to be very highly put out. That's a nice hunk of
understatement, boss. But notice one beautiful thing about this story? Hercimer grinned
maliciously. It lets us pass the buck to Big Jim Town. We can be, and will be, sore as hell
because he picks such weak sister characters to do his killings. In the heavily armored
improvised ambulance, Virgil Sam sat up and directed a third.
thought at his friend Kinnison, finding his mind a turmoil of confusion.
"'What's the matter, Rod?'
"'Plenty,' the big Lensman snapped back.
"'They were—maybe still are. Too damn far ahead of us.
Something has been going on that we haven't even suspected.
I stood by, as innocent as a three-year-old girl baby, and let you walk right into that one,
and I emphatically do not enjoy getting caught when my pants down that way.
It makes me jumpy.
This may be all, but it may not be.
Not by 11,000 light years.
And I'm trying to dope out what is going to happen next.
And what have you deduced?
Nothing.
I'm stuck.
So I'm tossing it into your lap.
Besides, that's what you're getting paid for, thinking.
So go ahead and think.
What would you be doing if you were on the other side?
I see.
You think, then, that it might not be good technique,
to take the time to go back to the spaceport?
You get the idea, but—can you stand transfer?
Certainly. They got my shoulder dressed and taped, and my arm in a sling.
Shock practically all gone. Some pain, but not much. I can walk without falling down.
Fair enough. Clayton! He lends to vigorous thought. Have any of the observers spotted anything,
high up or far off?
No, sir. Good. Kinnison took up.
Commodore Clayton, orders. Have a copter come down and pick up Sam's and myself on tractors.
Instruct the Boise and the cruisers to maintain utmost vigilance.
Instruct the Chicago to pick us up. Detach the Chicago and the Boise from your task force.
Assign them to me. Off.
Clayton to Commissioner Kinnison. Orders received and are being carried out. Off.
The transfers were made without incident. The two super dreadnoughts leapt into the high-straters.
and tore westward. Halfway to the hill, Kinnison called Dr. Frederick Roadbush.
Fred, Kinnison, have Cleve and Bergenholm link up with us. Now, how are the Geigers on the
outside of the hill behaving?
Normal, all of them, the physicist Lensman reported after a moment. Why?
Kinnison detailed the happenings of the recent past.
So tell the boys to unlimber all the stuff the hill has got.
"'My God!' Cleveland exclaimed.
"'Why, that's putting us back to the days of the interplanetary wars!'
"'With one notable exception,' Kinnison pointed out.
"'The attack, if any, will be strictly modern.
"'I hope we'll be able to handle it.
"'One good thing. The old mountains got a lot of sheer mass.
"'How much radioactivity will it stand?'
"'Allotropic iron, U-2-35, or plutonium.'
Broadbush seized his slide rule.
What difference does it make?
From a practical standpoint, perhaps none.
But with a task force defending, not many bombs could get through,
so I'd say I wasn't thinking so much of bombs.
What then?
Isotopes.
A good thick blanket of dust.
Slow speed, fine stuff that neither our ships nor the hill screens could handle.
We've got to decide first whether very very very.
Virgil will be safer there in the hill or out in space in the Chicago, and second, for how long?
I see. I'd say here under the hill, months, perhaps years, before anything could work down this far,
and we can always get out. No matter how hot the surface gets, we've got enough screens,
heavy water, cadmium, lead, mercury, and everything else necessary to get him out through the locks.
That's what I was hoping you'd say. And now,
about the defense. I wonder. I don't want everybody to think I've gone completely hysterical,
but I'll be damned if I want to get caught again with—his thought faded out.
May I offer a suggestion, sir? Bergenholm's thought broke the prolonged silence.
I'd be very glad to have it. Your suggestion so far haven't been idle vaporings. Another hunch?
No, sir. A logical procedure. It has been some months since the last emergency call
drill was held. If you issue such another call now, and nothing happens, it can be simply another
surprise drill, with credit, promotion, and monetary awards for the best performances, further practice
and instruction for the less proficient units. Splendid Dr. Bergenholm. Sam's brilliant and agile
mind snatched up the thought and carried it along. And what a chance, Rod, for something vastly
larger and more important than a continental, or even a Tullurian drill.
Make it the first maneuver of the Galactic Patrol.
I'd like to, verge, but we can't.
My boys are ready, but you aren't. No top appointments and no authority.
That can be arranged in a very few minutes.
We have been waiting for the psychological moment.
This especially if trouble should develop is the time.
You yourself expect an attack, do you not?
"'Yes. I would not start anything unless and until I was ready to finish it,
and I see no reason for assuming that whoever it was that tried to kill you
is not at least as good a planner as I am.'
"'And the rest of you, Dr. Bergenholm?'
"'My reasoning, while it does not exactly parallel that of Commissioner Kinnison,
leads to the same conclusion, that an attack in great force is to be expected.'
"'Not exactly parallel?' Kinnison demanded.
in what respects.
You do not seem to have considered the possibility, Commissioner,
that the proposed assassination of first-lensman Sam's
could very well have been only the first step in a comprehensive operation.
I didn't, and it could have been.
So go ahead, Verge, with...
The thought was never finished,
for Sam's had already gone ahead.
Simultaneously, it seemed,
the minds of eight other lensmen joined the group of Tullerians.
Sam's intensely serious, spoke aloud to his friend.
The Galactic Council is now assembled.
Do you, Roderick K. K. K. K. K. Knesson, promise to uphold, in as much as you
consciously can, and with all that in you lies, the authority of this Council throughout
all space? I promise. By virtue of the authority vested in me its president by the Galactic
Council, I appoint you, Port Admiral of the Galactic Patrol.
My fellow counselors are now inducting the armed forces of their various solar systems into the Galactic Patrol.
It will not take long.
There, you may make your appointments and issue orders for the mobilization.
The two super-dreadnots were now approaching the hill.
The Boise stayed up on top.
The Chicago went down.
Kinnison, however, paid very little attention to the landing or to Sam's disembarkation.
And none whatever to the Chicago's re-assent into the high heaven.
He knew that everything was under control, and now, alone in his cabin, he was busy.
All personnel of all armed forces just inducted into the Galactic Patrol. Attention!
He spoke into an ultra-wave microphone, the familiar parade-ground rasp very evident in his
deep and resonant voice.
Kinnison of Tulles, Port Admiral speaking, each of you has taken oath to the Galactic Patrol.
had. At ease. The organization chart already in your hands is made effective as of now.
Enter in your logs the date and time. Promotions. Commodore Clayton of North America,
tell us. In his office at New York Spaceport, Clayton came to attention and saluted crisply.
His eyes shining, his deeply scarred face alight.
To be Admiral of the First Galactic Region
Commodore Schweigert of Europe Tellus
In Berlin, a narrow-waisted, almost foppish-seeming man
with roached blonde hair and blue eyes,
bowed stiffly from the waist and saluted punctiliously.
To be lieutenant-admiral of the First Galactic Region.
And so on down the list.
A marshal and a lieutenant-martial of the Solarian System,
a general and a lieutenant-general of the planet Saul III,
Promotions agreed upon long since to fill the high offices thus vacated.
Then the list of Commodores upon other planets.
Gwynlose of Redland Mars.
Sessifson of Talaran Venus.
Raymond of the Jovian subsystem.
Newman of Alphesant.
Walters of Sirius.
Van Meter of Valeria.
Adams of Procyon.
Roberts of Altair.
Bartel of Fomelhot.
Armanda Vega.
and coin of Alda Baron,
each of whom was actually the commander-in-chief
of the armed forces of a world.
Each of these was made general of his planet.
Except for Lieutenant Commodore Zinup,
who will tune their minds to me, dismissed.
Kinnison stopped talking and went on to his lens.
That was for the record.
I don't need to tell you, fellows,
how glad I am to be able to do this.
Your tops all of you.
I don't know of anybody I don't.
rather have at my back when the ether gets rough.
"'Right back at you, Chief! Same to you, Rod.
Rocky Rod, Port Admiral. Now we're blasting!' came a mulage of thoughts.
Those splendid men, with whom he had shared so much of danger and of stress,
were all as jubilant as schoolboys.
But the thing that makes this possible may also make it necessary for us to go to work,
to earn your extra stars and my wheel.
Kinessen smothered the welter of thoughts and outlined the situation, concluding,
"'So, you see, it may turn out to be only a drill, but, on the other hand, since the outfit is big
enough to have built a war fleet alone if it wanted one, and since it may have had a lot of first-class
help that none of us knows anything about, we may be in for the damnedest battle that any of us
ever saw. So come prepared for anything. I am now going back on to Voice for the record.'
Kinnison to the commanding officers of all fleets, sub-fleets, and task forces of the Galactic Patrol.
Information. Subject, tactical problem. Defense of the hill against a postulated black fleet of
unknown size, strength, and composition of unknown nationality or origin, coming from an
unknown direction in space at an unknown time. Kinnison to Admiral Clayton.
Orders. Take over. I am relinquishing command of the Boisey,
and the Chicago.
Clayton to Port Admiral Kinnison.
Orders received.
Taking over.
I am at the Chicago's main starboard luck.
I have instructed Ensign Masterson,
the commanding officer of this gig, to wait,
that he is to take you down to the hill.
What? Of all the damned...
This was a thought and unrecorded.
Sorry, Rod. I'm sorry as hell,
and I'd like no end to have you along.
This too was a thought.
But that's the way it is.
Ordinary admirals ride the ether with their fleets.
Port Admiral stay aground.
I report to you, and you run things, in broad, by remote control.
I see.
Kinnison then lends a fuming thought at Sam's.
Alex couldn't do this to me, and wouldn't,
and knows damn well that I'd burn him to a crisp if he had the guts to try it.
"'So it's your doing. What in the hell's the big idea?'
"'Who's being heroic now, Rod?' Sam's asked quietly.
"'Use your brain, and then come down here where you belong.'
And Kinnison, after a long moment of rebellious thought, and with as much grace as he could
muster, came down. Down not only to the patrol's familiar offices, but down into the
deepest crypts beneath them. He was glum enough and bitter at first.
but he found much to do. Grand Fleet headquarters, his headquarters, was being organized,
and the best efforts of the best minds and of the best technologies of three worlds
were being devoted to the task of strengthening the already extremely strong defenses of the hill.
And in a very short time the plates of the GFHQ showed that Admiral Clayton and Lieutenant Admiral Schweikert
were doing a very nice job. All of the really heavy stuff was of Earth, the Mother Planet,
and was already in place, as were the less numerous and much lighter contingents of Mars,
of Venus, and of Jove, and the fleets of the outlying solar systems, cutters, scouts, and a few
light cruisers, were neither maintaining fleet formation nor laying course for soul.
Instead, each individual vessel was blasting at maximum for the position in space in which
it would form one unit of a formation, englobbing at a distance of light-years the entire
entire Solarian system, and each of those hurtling hundreds of ships was literally combing all
circumambient space with its furiously driven detector beams.
Nice, Kinnison turned to Sam's, now beside him at the master plate.
Couldn't have done any better myself.
After you get it made, what are you going to do with it in case nothing happens?
Sam's was still somewhat skeptical.
How long can you make a drill last?
"'Unton all the ensigns have long gray whiskers if I have to, but don't worry.
If we have time to get the preliminary globe made, I'll be the surprisedest man in the system.'
And Kinnison was not surprised. Before full englobment was accomplished, a loudspeaker gave tongue.
"'Flagship Chicago to Grand Fleet Headquarters.' It blatted sharply.
"'The Black Fleet has been detected.
"'R.A. 12 hours.
declination plus 20 degrees. Distance, about 30 light years.
Kinnison started to say something. Then, by main force, shut himself up. He wanted
intensely to take over, to tell the boys out there exactly what to do, but he couldn't.
He was now a big shot, damn the luck. He could be, and must be, responsible for broad policy
and for general strategy. But once those vitally important things,
decisions had been made, the actual work would have to be done by others. He didn't like it,
but there it was. Those flashing thoughts took only an instant of time. Which is such extreme range
that no estimate of strength or composition can be made at present. We will keep you informed.
Acknowledge, he ordered Randolph, who, wearing now the five silver bars of Major, was his chief
communications officer. No instructions.
He turned to his plate.
Clayton hadn't had to be told to pull in his light stuff.
It was all pelting hell for leather for Saul and Tellis.
Three general plans of battle had been mapped out by staff.
Each had its advantages and its disadvantages.
Operation Acorn, long distance, would be fought at, say, 12 light years.
It would keep everything, particularly the big stuff, away from the hill,
and would make automatics useless, unless some got past, or unless the automatics were coming in on a
sneak course, or unless several other things, in any one of which cases what a god-awful shalacking
the hill would take.
He grinned wryly at Sam's, who had been following his thought, and quoted,
A vast hemisphere of lambent violent flame through which neither material substance nor destructive ray
can pass.
Well, that dedicatory statement, while perhaps a bit florid, was strictly true at the time,
before the days of allotropic iron and of polycyclic drills.
Now I'll quote one.
Nothing is permanent except change.
Uh-huh, and Kinnison returned to his thinking.
Operation Adak.
Middle distance.
Uh-uh.
He didn't like it any better now than he had before, even though some of
some of the big brains of staff thought it the ideal solution.
A compromise.
All of the disadvantages of both of the others
and none of the advantages of either.
It still stunk,
and unless the Black Fleet had an utterly fantastic composition,
Operation Adak was out.
And Virgil Sams, quietly smoking a cigarette, smiled inwardly.
Rod the Rock could scarcely be expected
to be in favor of any sort of compromise.
That left Operation Affick.
Close up.
It had three tremendous advantages.
First, the Hill's own offensive weapons, as long as they lasted.
Second, the new Roadbush-Bergenholm fields.
Third, no sneak attack could be made without detection and interception.
It had one tremendous disadvantage.
Some stuff, and probably a lot of it, would get through.
Automatics, robots, guided missiles,
equipped with super-speed drives, with polycyclic drills, and with atomic warheads, strong enough
to shake the whole world. But with those new fields, shaking the world wouldn't be enough.
In order to get deep enough to reach Virgil Sams, they would damn near have to destroy the world.
Could anybody build a bomb that powerful? He didn't think so. Earth technology was supreme
throughout all-known space. Of Earth technologists, the North America,
were and always had been tops.
Grant that the Black Fleet was basically North American.
Grant further, that they had a man as good as Adlington,
or that they could spy ray Adlington's brain and laboratories in shops, a tall order.
Adlington himself was several months away from a world wrecker,
unless he could put one a hundred miles down before detonation,
which simply was not feasible.
He turned to Sam's.
It'll be Affick Verge,
unless they've got a composition that is radically different
from anything I ever saw put into space.
So, I can't say that I am very much surprised.
The calm statement and the equally calm reply
were beautifully characteristic of the two men.
Kinnison had not asked, nor had Sam's, offered, advice.
Kinison, after weighing the facts, made his decision.
Sam's, calmly certain that the decision was the best that could be made
upon the data available, accepted it without question or criticism.
"'We've still got a minute or two,' Kinnison remarked.
"'Don't quite know what to make of their line of approach.'
"'Koma-Baronisies.
"'I don't know of anything at all out that way, do you?
"'They could have detoured, though.'
"'No, I don't,' Sam's frowned in thought.
"'Probably a detour.'
"'check,' Kinnison turned to Randolph.
"'Tell them to report whatever they know.
"'We can't wait any—'
"'As he was speaking, the report came in.
"'The black fleet was of more or less normal makeup,
"'considerably larger than the North American contingent,
"'but decidedly inferior to the patrol's present grand fleet.
"'Either three or four capital ships.'
"'And we've got six,' Kinnison said exultantly.
"'Our own two, Asia's Himalaya, Africa's Johannesburg,
South America's Boulevard and Europe's Europa.
Battle cruisers and heavy cruisers about in the usual proportions,
but an unusually high ratio of scouts and light cruisers.
There were either two or three large ships
which could not be classified definitely at that distance.
Long-range observers were going out to study them.
Tell Clayton, Kinnison instructed Randolph,
that it is to be Operation Affick and for him to fly at it.
"'Report continued,' the speaker came to life again.
"'There are three capital ships, apparently of approximately the Chicago class,
"'but teardrop-shaped instead of spherical.'
"'Oach!' Kinnison flashed a thought at Sam's.
"'I don't like that. They can both fight and run.'
"'The battle-cruisers are also teardrops. The small vessels are torpedo-shaped.
"'There are three of the large ships, which we are still,
not able to classify definitely. They are spherical in shape and very large, but do not seem to be
either armed or screened and are apparently carriers, possibly of automatics. We are now making contact,
off. Instead of looking at the plates before them, the two lensmen went on rapport with Clayton,
so that they could see everything he saw. The stupendous cone of battle had long since been formed.
The word to fire was given in a measured two-second call.
Every firing officer in every patrol ship touched his stud in the same split second.
And from the gargantuan mouth of the cone there spewed a miles thick column of energy so raw,
so stark, so incomprehensibly violent, that it must have been seen to be even dimly appreciated.
It simply cannot be described.
Its prototype, triplanetary's cylinder of annihilation, had been a highly effective weapon indeed.
The offensive beams of the fish-shaped nevian cruisers of the void were even more powerful.
The Cleveland Roadbush projectors developed aboard the original Boise on the long Nevian way were stronger still.
The composite beam projected by this fleet of the Galactic Patrol, however, was the sublimation and quintessence of each of these.
redesigned and redesigned by scientists and engineers of ever-increasing knowledge,
rebuilt and rebuilt by technologists of ever-increasing skill.
Capital ships and a few of the heaviest cruisers
could mount screen generators able to carry that frightful load,
but every smaller ship caught in that semi-solid rod of indescribably incandescent fury
simply flared into nothingness.
But in the instant before the fire,
firing order was given, as though precisely timed, which in all probability was the case.
The ever-watchful observers picked up two items of fact, which made the new admiral of the
first galactic region cut his almost irresistible weapon and break up his cone of battle after only a few
seconds of action. One. Those three enigmatic cargo scows had fallen apart before the beam reached
them. And hundreds, yes, thousands of small objects had hurtled radially outward, out well beyond
the field of action of the patrol's beam, at a speed many times that of light.
Two, Kinnison's forebodings had been prophetic. A swarm of blacks, all small, must have been
hidden right on earth somewhere, were already darting at the hill from the south.
"'Seas firing!' Clayton rapped into his microphone.
The dreadful beam expired.
Break cone formation.
Independent action.
Light cruisers and scouts.
Get those bombs.
Heavy cruisers and battle cruisers
engage similar units of the blacks,
two to one if possible.
Chicago and Boise
attack black number one.
Boulevard and Himalaya, number two.
Europa and Johannesburg, number three.
Space was full of darting, flashing,
madly warring ships.
The three black super-dreadnoughts leapt forward as one.
Their massed batteries of beams, precisely synchronized and aimed, lashed out as one at the nearest patrols super-heavy, the Boise.
Under the vicious power of that beautifully timed thrust, that worship's first, second, and third screens, her very wall-shield flared through the spectrum and into the black.
Her chief pilot, however, was fast, very fast, and he had a fraction of a second.
in which to work. Thus, practically in the instant of her Wall Shield's failure, she went
free, and while she was holed badly and put out of action, she was not blown out of space.
In fact, it was learned later that she lost only forty men. The blacks were not as fortunate.
The Chicago, now without a partner, joined beams with the Boulevard and the Himalaya against
number two. Then, a short half-second later, with their other two sister ships,
against number three, and in that very short space of time, two black super dreadnoughts
ceased utterly to be. But also, in that scant second of time, black number one had all but
disappeared. Her canny commander, with no stomach at all for odds of five to one against,
had ordered flight at max. She was already one-sixtieth of a light-year, about one hundred
thousand million miles, away from the earth, and was devoting her every energy to the
accumulation of still more distance.
Bolivar, Himalaya! Clayton barked savagely.
Get him! He wanted intensely to join the chase, but he couldn't. He had to stay here,
and he didn't have time even to swear. Instead, without a break, the words tripping over each other
against his teeth. Chicago, Johannesburg, Europa, act at will against heaviest craft left. Blast
him down! He gritted his teeth.
The scouts and light cruisers were doing their damnedest, but they were outnumbered three to one.
Christ, what a lot of stuff was getting through! The blacks wouldn't last long,
between the hill and the heavies, but maybe long enough at that. The patrol globe was leaking
like a sieve. He voiced a couple of bursts of deep-space profanity, and while, although he was
almost afraid to look, sneaked a quick peek to see how much was left of the hill. He looked,
and stopped swearing in the middle of a four-letter Anglo-Saxon word.
What he saw simply did not make sense.
Those black bombs should have peeled the armor off of that mountain
like the skin off of a nectarine and scattered it from the Pacific to the Mississippi.
By now there should be a hole a mile deep where the hill had been.
But there wasn't.
The hill was still there.
It might have shrunk a little, Clayton couldn't see very well
because of the worst-than-incondescent radiance of the practically continuous,
sense-battering, world-shaking atomic detonations, but the hill was still there.
And as he stared, chilled and shaken at that indescribably terrific spectacle,
a black cruiser, holed and helpless, fell toward that armored mountain with an acceleration
starkly impossible to credit. And when it struck, it did not penetrate and splash and crater,
as it should have done.
Instead, it simply spread out in a thin layer over an acre or so of the fortress steep and
apparently still armored surface.
"'You saw that, Alex?
Good.
Otherwise, you could scarcely believe it,' came Kinnison's silent voice.
"'Tell all our ships to stay away.
There's a force of over a hundred thousand G's acting in a direction normal to every point of our
surface.
The boys are giving it all the decrement they can, somewhere between distance
Cube and Fourth Power. But even so, it's pretty fierce stuff. How about the Boulevard and the
Himalaya? Not having much luck catching Mr. Black, are they? Why, I don't know. I'll check.
No, sir, they aren't. They report that they are losing ground and will soon lose trace.
I was afraid so, from that shape. Roadbush was about the only one who saw it coming.
Well, we'll have to redesign and rebuild. Port Admiral Kinnison, short of the way.
shortly after directing the foregoing thought, leaned back in his chair and smiled.
The battle was practically over. The hill had come through. The road-bush-Burgenholm
fields had held her together through the most god-awful session of saturation atomic bombing
that any world had ever seen or that the mind of man had ever conceived. And the counter-forces
had kept the interior rock from flowing like water. So far, so good. Her original
Original armor was gone, converted into what? For hundreds of feet inward from the surface,
she was hotter than the reacting slugs of the Hanford's. De-lousing her would be a project,
not an operation. Millions of cubic yards of material would have to be hauled off into space
with tractors and allowed to simmer for a few hundred years, but what of that?
Bergenholm had said that the fields would tend to prevent the radioactives from spreading
as the otherwise would, and Virgil Sams was still safe.
Verge, my boy, come along. He took the first lendsman by his good arm and lifted him out of his chair.
Old Dr. Kinnison's peerless prescription for you and me is a big, thick, juicy porterhouse steak.
End of Chapter 7.
Chapter 8.
of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith. This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman, Chapter 8
That murderous attack upon Virgil Sams, and its countering by those new super-lawmen,
the Lensman, and by an entire task force of the North American Armed Forces,
was news of civilization-wide importance. As such, it filled every channel of universal
Telanews for an hour. Then, in stunning and crescendo succession, came the staccato reports of the
creation of the Galactic Patrol, the mobilization, allegedly for maneuvers, of Galactic Patrol's
grand fleet, and the ultimately desperate and all too nearly successful attack upon the hill.
Just a second, folks, we'll have it very shortly. You'll see something that nobody ever saw before
and that nobody will ever see again. We're getting a second. We're getting in. We're getting a second, we'll have it very shortly. We'll have it very shortly. You'll see a
in as close as the law will let us.
The eyes of the Teleno's ace reporter and the telephoto lens of his cameraman stared down from
a scooter at the furiously smoking, sputteringly incandescent surface of Triplanetary's ancient citadel.
While upon dozens of worlds, thousands of millions of people packed themselves tighter and tighter
around tens of millions of visiplates and loudspeakers in order to see and to hear the tremendous
news.
There it is, folks. Look at it. The only really impregnable fortress ever built by man.
A good many of our experts had written it off as obsolete long ago, but it seems these
lendsmen had something up their sleeves besides their arms. Ha, ha.
And speaking of lendsmen, they haven't been throwing their weight around, so most of us
haven't noticed them very much. But this reporter wants to go on record right now as saying there
must be a lot more to the lens than any of us has thought, because otherwise nobody would
have gone to all that trouble and expense, to say nothing of the tremendous loss of life, just
to kill the chief linsman, which seemed to have been what they were after.
We told you a few minutes ago, you know, that every continent of civilization sent official
messages denying most emphatically any connection with this outrage. It's still a mystery, folks.
In fact, it is getting more and more mysterious all the time.
Not one single man of the Black Fleet was taken alive.
Not even in the ships that were only holed.
They blew themselves up.
And there were no uniforms or books or anything of the kind to be found in any of the wrecks.
No identification, whatever.
And now for the scoop of all time.
Universal Tele News has obtained permission to interview the top two lensmen,
both of whom you all know, Virgil Sams and Rod the Rock Kinnison,
personally for this beam.
We are now going down, by remote control, of course,
right into the Galactic Patrol Office, right in the hill itself.
Here we are.
Now, if you will step just a little closer to the mic, please, Mr. Sams,
or should I say...
You should say, First Lensman Sam's, Kinnison said bruskly.
Oh, yes, First Lensman Sam's.
Thank you, Mr. Kinnison.
Now, First Lensman Sam's.
Our clients all want to know all about the lens.
We all know what it does, but what really is it?
Who invented it?
How does it work?
Hinnison started to say something, but Sam silenced him with a thought.
I will answer those questions by asking you one.
Sam smiled disarmingly.
Do you remember what happened because the pirates learned to duplicate the golden meteor of the triplanetary service?
Oh, I see.
The Telanoo's ace, although brash and...
not at all thin-skinned, was quick on the uptake.
Hush-hush? T.S.
Top secret. Very much so, Sam's confirmed.
And we are going to keep some things about the lens secret as long as we possibly can.
Fair enough. Sorry, folks, but you will agree that they're right on that.
Well, then, Mr. Sams, who do you think it was that tried to kill you?
And where do you think the Black Fleet came from?
"'I have no idea,' Sam said slowly and thoughtfully.
"'No, no idea whatever.'
"'What? Are you sure of that?
"'Aren't you holding back maybe just a little bit of suspicion for diplomatic reasons?'
"'I am holding nothing back, and through my lens I can make you certain of the fact.
"'Lensed thoughts come from the mind itself, direct, not through such voluntary muscles as the tongue.
The mind does not lie, even such lies as you call diplomacy.
The lensman demonstrated and the reporter went on.
He assured, folks, which fact knocked me speechless for a second or two,
which is quite a feat in itself.
Now, Mr. Sam's one last question,
What is all this lens stuff really about?
What are all you lensmen, the Galactic Council and so on, really up to?
What do you expect to get out of it?
And why would anybody want to make such an all-out effort to get rid of you?
And give it to me on the lens, please, if you can do it, and talk at the same time.
That was a wonderful sensation, folks, of getting the dope straight and knowing that it was straight.
I can and will answer both by voice and by lens.
Our basic purpose is, and he quoted verbatim the resounding sentences which Mentor had impressed so
eradicably upon his mind.
You know how little happiness, how little real well-being there is upon any world today.
We propose to increase both.
What we expect to get out of it is happiness and well-being for ourselves,
the satisfaction felt by any good workman doing the job for which he is best fitted and in
which he takes pride.
As to why anyone would want to kill me, the logical explanation would seem to be that
some group or organization or race, opposed to that for which we lendsmen stand, decided to do away
with us and started with me.
Thank you, Mr. Sams.
I am sure that we all enjoyed this interview very much.
Now, folks, you all know Rocky Rod Rod the Rock Kinnison.
Just a little closer, please.
Thank you.
I don't suppose you have any suspicions either, any more than—I certainly have—
Kinnison barked.
So savagely that five hundred million people jumped as one.
How do you want it?
Voice, lens, or both?
Then on the lens,
think it over, son, because I suspect everybody.
Both, please, Mr. Kinnison.
Even Universal Star Reporter was shaken by the quiet but deadly fury of the big lensman's thought,
but he rallied so quickly that his hesitation was barely noticeable.
Your lens thought to me was that you suspect everybody, Mr. Kinnison?
Just that.
Everybody.
I suspect every continental government of every world we know, including that of North America of TELUS.
I suspect political parties and organized minorities.
I suspect pressure groups.
I suspect capital and I suspect labor.
I suspect an organization of criminals.
I suspect nations and races and wars.
worlds that no one of us has yet heard of, not even you, the top-drawer news hawk of the universe.
But you have nothing concrete to go on, I take it? If I did, do you think I be standing here
talking to you? First Lensman Sam sat in his private quarters and thought. Lensman drawn
fire of Rijal four stood behind him and helped him think. Port Admiral Kinnison,
with all his force and drive, began a comprehensive program of investigation, consolidation,
expansion, redesigning, and rebuilding. Virgilias Samms went to a party practically every night.
She danced, she flirted, she talked, how she talked. Meaningless small talk for the most part,
but interspersed with artless questions and comments, which, while they perhaps did not put her
partner of the moment completely at ease, nevertheless did not quite
excite suspicion. Conway Costigan, lens under sleeve, undisguised but inconspicuous,
rowed the ether lanes, observing minutely and reporting fully. Jack Kinnison piloted and navigated
and computed for his friend and boatmate. Mason Northrop, who, completely surrounded by
breadboard hookups of new and ever more fantastic complexity, listened and looked, listened and
tuned, listened and rebuilt, listened and, finally, took bearings and bearings and bearings with
his ultra-sensitive loops. Dahl Nalton and Knobos, with dozens of able helpers, combed the
records of three worlds in a search which produced as a by-product a monumental, who's-who
of crime. Skilled technicians fed millions of cards, stack by stack, into the most versatile
and most accomplished machines known to the statisticians of the age.
And Dr. Nels Bergenholm, abandoning temporarily his regular line of work, devoted his peculiar
talents to a highly abstruse research in the closely allied field of organic chemistry.
The walls of Virgil Sam's quarters became covered with charts, diagrams, and figures.
Tabulations and condensations piled up on his desk and overflowed into baskets upon the floor,
until...
Lensman Olmsted of AlphaCensure, his second...
Secretary announced. Good, send him in, please. The stranger entered. The two men, after staring intently
at each other for half a minute, smiled and shook hands vigorously. Except for the fact that the
newcomer's hair was brown, they were practically identical. I'm certainly glad to see you, George.
Bergenholm passed you, of course. Yes, he says that he can match your hair to mine, even the
individual white ones. And he has made me a wig-maker's dream of a wig.
Married? Sam's mind leapt ahead to possible complications.
Widower, same as you. And, just a minute, going over this once will be enough.
He lanced call after call. Lensman in various parts of space became on rapport with him
and thus with each other. Lensman, especially U-Rod, George Olmsted is here, and his brother
Ray is available. I am going to work.
I still don't like it, Kinnison protested. It's too dangerous. I told the universe I was going
to keep you covered, and I meant it. That's what makes it perfectly safe. That is, if
Bergenholm is sure that the duplication is close enough. I am sure, Bergenholm's deep, resonant,
pseudo-voice left no doubt at all in any one of the linked minds. The substitution will not
be detected.
And that nobody knows, George, or even suspects that you got your lens.
I am sure of that, Homestead laughed quietly. Also, nobody except us and your secretary
knows that I am here. For a good many years, I have made a specialty of that sort of thing.
Photos, fingerprints, and so on have all been taken care of.
Good. I simply cannot work efficiently here.
Sam's express what all knew to be the simple truth.
Dronvire is a much better analyst synthesis than I am.
As soon as any significant correlation is possible, he will know it.
We have learned that the town Morgan crowd,
Bikensi Power, Osman Industries, and Interstellar Spaceways
are all tied in together, and that thionite is involved.
But we have not been able to get any further.
There is a slight correlation, barely significant,
between deaths from thionite and the arrival in the Solarian system of certain spaceways liners.
The fact that certain officials of the Earth Screen Service have been, and are spending
considerably more than they earn, sets up a slight but definite probability
that they are allowing spaceships or boats from spaceships to land illegally.
These smugglers carry contraband, which may or may not be thionite.
In short, we lack fundamental data in every department, and it is high time for me to begin
doing my share in getting it.
I don't check you, Verge.
None of the Kinnisans ever did give up without a struggle.
Olmsted is a mighty smooth worker, and you are our prime coordinator.
Why not let him keep up the counter-espionage?
Do the job you are figuring on doing yourself, and you stay here and boss it.
I have thought of that a great deal, and have, because Olmstead cannot do it.
A hitherto silent mind cut in decisively.
I, Rularean of North Polar Jupiter, say so.
There are psychological factors involved.
The ability to separate and to evaluate the constituent elements of a complex situation,
the ability to make correct decisions without hesitation,
as well as many others not as susceptible to concise statement,
but which collectively could be called power of mind.
How say you, Bergenholm of Tellis,
for I have perceived in you a mind approximating in some respects
the philosophical and psychological depth of my own?
This outrageously egotistical declaration was to the Jovian
a simple statement of an equally simple truth,
and Bergenholm accepted it as such.
I agree.
Oomstead probably could not succeed.
Well then, can Sam's?
Kinnison demanded.
Who knows?
Came Bergenholm's mental shrug, and simultaneously.
Nobody knows whether I can or not, but I am going to try.
And Sam's ended, almost, the argument by asking Bergenholm and a couple of other lensmen
to come into his office and by taking off his lens.
And that's another one.
thing I don't like. Kinnison offered one last objection. Without your lens, anything can happen to you.
Oh, I won't have to be without it very long. And besides, Virgilia isn't the only one in the Sam's family
who can work better, sometimes without a lens. The lensman came in and in a surprisingly short time
went out. A few minutes later, two lensmen strolled out of Sam's inner office into the outer one.
"'Good-bye, George,' the red-headed man said aloud.
"'And good luck.'
"'Same to you, Chief,' and the brown-haired one strode out.
Norma, the secretary, was a smart girl and observant.
In her position she had to be.
Her eyes followed the man out, then scanned the lensman from tow to crown.
"'I've never seen anything like it, Mr. Sams,' she remarked then,
except for the difference in coloring and a sort of, well, stupiness, he could be your identical twin.
You two must have a common ancestor, or several, not too far back, didn't you?
We certainly did.
Quadruple second cousins, you might call it.
We have known of each other for years, but this is the first time we have met.
Quadruple second cousins?
What does that mean?
How come?
Well, say that once upon a time there were two men named Albert and Chester.
What? Not two Irishmen named Pat and Mike?
Your slipping, boss. The girl smiled roguishly. During rush hours she was always the fast,
cool, efficient secretary. But in moments of ease, such persiflage as this was the usual thing
in the first Lensman's private office.
Not at all up to your usual form.
merely because I am speaking now as a genealogist, not as a raconteur.
But to continue, we will say that Chester and Albert had four children apiece,
two boys and two girls, two pairs of identical twins each.
And when they grew up, halfway up, that is,
don't tell me that we are going to suppose that all those identical twins married each other.
Exactly. Why not?
Well, it would be stretching the laws of probability all out of shape.
But go ahead.
I can see what's coming, I think.
Each of those couples had one and only one child.
We will call those children Jim Sams and Sally Olmsted,
John Olmsted and Irene Sams.
The girl's levity disappeared.
James Alexander Sams and Sarah Olmsted Sam's.
Your parents.
I didn't.
and see what was coming after all. This George Olmsted, then is your—'
Whatever it is, yes. I can't name it either. Maybe you had better call genealogy
someday and find out. But it's no wonder we look alike. And there are three of us, not two.
George has an identical twin brother. The red-haired lensman stepped back into the inner office,
shut the door, and lanced a thought at Virgil Sams.
It worked, Virgil.
I talked to her for five solid minutes,
practically leaning on her desk, and she didn't tumble.
And if this wig of Bergenholmes fooled her so completely,
the job he did on you would fool anybody.
Fine. I've done a little testing myself on the keenest men I know,
without a trace of recognition so far.
His last lingering doubt resolved,
Sam's boarded the ponderous, radiation-proof, neutron-proof,
shuttle scow, which was the only possible means of entering or leaving the hill.
A fast cruiser whist him to Nampa, where Olmsted's accidentally damaged transcontinental
transport was being repaired, and from which city Olmsted had been gone so briefly that no one
had missed him. He occupied Olmsted space. He surrendered the remainder of Olmsted's ticket.
He reached New York. He took a copter to Senator Morgan's office. He was escorted into the
private office of Herkimer, Herkimer Third.
Olmstead, of Alphacent.
Yes.
Herkimer's hand moved ever so little upon his desk.
Here.
The lensman dropped an envelope upon the desk in such fashion that it came to rest within
an inch of the hand.
Prince, here, Sam's made prints.
Wash your hands over there.
Herkimer pressed a button.
Check all these prints against each other and the files.
Check the two halves of the torn sheet, fiber to fiber.
He turned to the lensless lensman, now standing quietly before his desk.
Routine.
A formality in your case, but necessary.
Of course.
Then for long seconds, the two hard men stared into the hard depths of each other's eyes.
You may do, Olmsted.
We have had very good reports of you.
But you have never been in thionite?
No, I have never even seen any.
What do you want to get into it for?
Your scout sounded me out.
What did they tell you?
The usual thing, promotion from the ranks into the brass,
to get to where I can do myself and the organization some good?
Yourself first, the organization second?
What else?
Why should I be different from the rest of you?'
This time the locked eyes held longer, one pair smouldering, the other gold-flecked, tawny ice.
Why, indeed?
Herkimer smiled thinly.
We do not advertise it, however.
Outside I wouldn't either. But here I'm laying my cards flat on the table.
I see.
You will do, Olmsted.
If you live. There's a test, you know. They told me there would be. Well, aren't you curious to know what it is?
Not particularly. You passed it, didn't you? What do you mean by that crack?
Berkimer leapt to his feet, his eyes, smoldering before, now ablaze.
Exactly what I said, no more and no less. You may read into it anything you please.
Sam's voice was as cold as were his eyes.
"'You picked me out because of what I am.
Did you think that moving upstairs would make a bootlicker out of me?'
"'Not at all.'
Hercimer sat down and took from a drawer two small, transparent, vaguely capsule-like tubes,
each containing a few particles of purple dust.
"'You know what this is?'
I can guess.
Each of these is a good heavy jolt, about all that a strong man with a strong heart can stand.
Sit down. Here is one dose. Pull the cover, stick the capsule up one nostril, squeeze the ejector, and sniff.
If you can leave this other dose sitting here on the desk, you will live, and thus pass the test.
If you can't, you die.
Sam sat and pulled and squeezed and sniff.
His forearms hit the desk with a thud. His hands clenched themselves into fists, the tight-stretched
tendons standing boldly out. His face turned white. His eyes jammed themselves shut. His jaw muscle sprang
into bands and lumps as they clamped his teeth hard together. Every voluntary muscle in his body
went into a rigor as extreme as that of death itself. His heart pounded. His breathing became stertorous.
This was the dreadful muscle lock so uniquely characteristic of thionite,
the frenzied immobility of the ultimately passionate satisfaction of every desire.
The Galactic Patrol became for him an actuality,
a force for good pervading all the worlds of all the galaxies,
of all the universes, of all existing space-time continual.
He knew what the lens was and why.
He understood time and space.
He knew the absolute beginning and the ultimate end.
He also saw things and did things over which it is best to draw a kindly veil
for every desire, mental or physical, open or sternly suppressed, noble or base,
that Virgil Sams had ever had was being completely satisfied.
Every desire.
As Sam sat there, straining motionlessly upon the verge of death through sheer extant,
a door opened and Senator Morgan entered the room.
Herkimer started, almost imperceptibly as he turned.
Had there been or not an instantaneously suppressed flash of guilt
in those now completely clear and frank brown eyes?
Hi, Chief, come in and sit down.
Glad to see you.
This is not exactly my idea of fun.
No, when did you stop being a sadist?
The senator sat down beside his minions' desk.
The fingertips of his left hand began soundlessly to drum.
You wouldn't have, by any chance, been considering the idea of—
He paused significantly.
What an idea.
Herkimer's act, if it was an act, was flawless.
He's too good a man to waste.
I know it, but you didn't act as though you did.
I've never seen you come out such a poor second in an interview, and it wasn't because you didn't know to start with just what kind of a tiger he was. That's why he was selected for this job. And it would have been so easy to give him just a wee bit more. That's preposterous, Chief, and you know it. Do I? However, it couldn't have been jealousy, because he isn't being considered for your job. He won't be over you, and there's plenty of room for everybody.
What was the matter?
Your bloodthirstiness wouldn't have taken you that far under the circumstances.
Come clean, Hercimer.
Okay, I hate the whole damned family.
Herkimer burst out viciously.
I see. That adds up.
Morgan's face cleared.
His fingers became motionless.
You can't make the Sam's wench and aren't in position to skin her alive,
so you get allergic to all her relatives.
That adds up, but let me tell you something.
His quiet, level voice carried more of a men's
than most men's loudest threats.
Keep your love life out of business
and keep that sadistic streak under control.
Don't let anything like this happen again.
I won't, Chief.
I got off the beam.
But he made me so damn mad.
Certainly.
That's exactly what he was trying to do.
Elementary. If he could make you look small, it would make him look big, and he just about did.
But watch now. He's coming, too. Sam's muscles relaxed. He opened his eyes grogly. Then, as a wave of
humiliated realization swept over his consciousness, he closed them again and shuddered. He had always
thought himself pretty much of a man. How could he possibly have descended to such nauseous
depths of depravity, of turpitude, of sheer moral degradation. And yet every cell of his being
was shrieking its demand for more. His mind and his substance alike were permeated by an
overmastering craving to experience again the ultimate thrills which they had so tremendously,
so outrageously enjoyed. There was another good jolt lying right there on the desk in front of him,
even though thionite sniffers always saw to it that no more of the drug could be obtained
without considerable physical exertion.
Which exertion would bring them to their senses?
If he took that jolt, it would kill him.
What of it?
What was death?
What good was life except to enjoy such thrills as he had just had and was about to have again?
And besides, thionite couldn't kill him.
He was a superman.
He had just proved it.
He straightened up and reached for the capsule, and that effort, small as it was, was enough
to bring first-lensman Virgil Sam's back under control. The craving, however, did not decrease.
Rather, it increased. Months were to pass before he could think of thionite, or even of the
color purple, without a spasmodic catching of the breath and a tightening of every muscle.
years were to pass before he could forget even partially, the theretofore unsuspected dwellers in the dark recesses of his own mind.
Nevertheless, from the store of whatever it was that made him what he was, Virgil Sam's drew strength.
Thumb and forefinger touched the capsule, but instead of picking it up, he pushed it across the desk toward Herkimer.
Put it away, Bub, one whiff of that stuff will last me for life.
He stared unfathomably at the secretary, then turned to Morgan and nodded.
After all, he did not say that he ever passed this or any other test.
He just didn't contradict me when I said it.
With a visible effort, Herkimer remained silent, but Morgan did not.
You talk too much, Olmsted. Can you stand up yet?
Gripping the desk with both hands, Sam's heaved himself to his
feet. The room was spinning and gyrating. Every individual thing in it was moving in a different
and impossible orbit. His already splintered skull threatened more and more violently to emulate a
fragmentation bomb. Black and white spots and very colored flashes filled his cone of vision.
He wrenched one hand free, then the other, and collapsed back into the chair.
Not yet, quite, he admitted, through stiff,
lips. Although he was careful not to show it, Morgan was amazed, not that the man had collapsed,
but that he had been able to so soon lift himself even an inch. Tiger was not the word. This
Olmstead must be seven-eighths dinosaur. It takes a few minutes, longer for some, not so long for
others. Morgan said blandly,
"'But what makes you think Herkimer here never took one of the same?'
Huh?
Again, two pairs of eyes locked and held, and this time the duel was longer and more pregnant.
What do you think?
How do you suppose I live to get as old as I am now?
By being dumb?
Morgan unwrapped a veneer cigar, settled it comfortably between his teeth, lit it, and drew three slow puffs before replying.
Ah, a student.
an analytical mind.
He said evenly and apparently irrelevantly.
Let's skip Hercimer for the moment.
Try your hand on me.
Why not?
From what we hear out in the field,
you have always been in the upper brackets,
so you probably never had to prove
that you could take it or leave it alone.
My guess would be, though, that you could.
The good old oil, eh?
Morgan allowed his face and voice to register
a modicum precisely metered of contempt.
How to get along in the world.
Lesson one.
Butter up the boss.
Nice try, Senator, but I'll have to score you a clean miss.
Sam's, now back to almost normal, grinned companionably.
We both know that if I were still in the kindergarten, I wouldn't be here now.
I'll let that one pass, this time.
Under that look and tone, Morgan's underlings were wont to cringe, but this Olmsted was not the cringing type.
Don't do it again. It might not be safe.
Oh, it would be safe enough, for today at least. There are two factors which you are very carefully ignoring.
First, I haven't accepted the job yet.
Are you innocent enough to think you'll get out of this building alive if I don't
accept you? If you want to call it innocence, yes. Oh, I know you've got gunnies all over the place,
but they don't mean a thing. No? Morgan's voice was silkily venomous. No. Homestead was
completely unimpressed. Put yourself in my place. You know I've been around a long time,
and not just around my mother. I was weaned quite a number of years ago.
I see. You don't scare worth a damn. A point. And you are testing me just as I am testing you.
Another point. I'm beginning to like you, George. I think I know what your second point is,
but let's have it just for the record. I'm sure you do. Any man to be my boss has got to be at least
as good a man as I am. Otherwise, I take his job away from him.
Fair enough.
By God, I do like you, Olmsted.
Morgan, his big face, reethed in smiles, got up, strode over, and shook hands vigorously.
And Sam's, scan as he would, could not even hazard a guess as to how much, if any, of this
enthusiasm was real.
Do you want the job?
And when can you go to work?
Yes, sir.
Two hours ago, sir.
That's fine.
Morgan boomed.
Although he did not comment upon it,
he noticed and understood the change in the form of a dress.
Without knowing what the job is or how much it pays?
Neither is important, sir, at the moment.
Sams, who had got up easily enough to shake hands,
now shook his head experimentally.
Nothing rattled.
Good. He was in pretty good shape already.
As to the job, I can either do it or find out why it
can't be done. As to pay, I've heard you called a lot of things, but Piker was never one of them.
Very well. I predict that you will go far. Morgan again shook the lendsman's hand, and again
Sam's could not evaluate the senator's sincerity. Tuesday afternoon, New York Spaceport,
Spaceship Virgin Queen. Report to Captain Willoughby in the dock office at fourteen hundred hours.
Stop at the cashier's office on your way out.
Goodbye.
End of Chapter 9.
Chapter 9 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith.
This Liberovox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman. Chapter 9.
Piracy was rife.
There was no suspicion, however, nor would there be for many years, that there was anything
a very large purpose about the business.
Murgatroyd was simply a captain kid of space.
And even if he were actually connected with galactic spaceways,
that fact would not be surprising.
Such relationships had always existed.
The most ferocious and dreaded pirates of the ancient world
worked in full partnership with the first families of that world.
Virgil Sams was thinking of pirates and a piracy
when he left Senator Morgan's office.
He was still thinking of them while he was reporting to Roderick Kinnison.
Hence, but that's enough about this stuff in me, Rod.
Bring me up to date on Operation Boscon.
Branching out no end.
Your guess was right that Spaceway's losses to pirates were probably phony.
But it wasn't the known attacks, that is, those cases in which the ship was found later,
with some or most of the personnel alive, that gave us the real information.
They were all pretty much alike.
But when we studied the total disappearances, we really hit.
the jackpot.
That doesn't sound just right, but I'm listening.
You'd better, since it goes farther than even you suspected.
It was no trouble at all to get the passenger lists and the names of the crews of the independent
ships that were lost without a trace.
Their relatives and friends, we concentrated mostly on wives, could be located,
except for the usual few who moved around so much that they got lost.
Spaceman average young, you know, and their wives are still.
younger. Well, these young women got jobs, most of them remarried and so on. In short, normal.
And in the case of spaceways, not normal? Decidedly not. In the first place, you'd be amazed at how
little publication was ever done of passenger lists, and apparently crew lists were not
published at all. No use going into detail as to how we got this stuff, but we got it. However,
nine-tenths of the wives had disappeared, and none had remarried.
The only ones we could find were those who did not care, even when their husbands were alive,
whether they ever saw them again or not.
But the big break was,
You remember the disappearance of that girl's school cruise ship?
Of course. It made a lot of noise.
An interesting point in connection with that cruise is that two days before the ship blasted off,
the school was robbed. The vault was open with thermite, and the whole administration building
burned to the ground. All the school's records were destroyed. Thus, the list of missing had to be
made up from statements made by friends, relatives, and whatnot. I remember something of the kind.
My impression was, though, that the spaceship company furnished—oh! The tone of Sam's thought
alerted sharply. That was Spaceways. Undercover?
Definitely. Our best guess is that there were quite a few shiploads of women disappeared about that time instead of one.
Austin's College had more students that year than ever before or since.
It was the extras, not the regulars, who went on that cruise.
The ones who figured it would be more convenient to disappear in space than to become ordinary missing persons.
But Rod, that would mean...
But where?
It means just that.
And finding out where we'll run into a project.
There are over 2,000 million suns in this galaxy,
and the best estimate is that there are more than that many planets
habitable by beings more or less human in type.
You know how much of the galaxy has been explored
and how fast the work of exploring the rest of it is going.
Your guess is just as good as mine
as to where those spacemen and engineers
and their wives and girlfriends are now.
I'm sure, though, of four things, none of which we can ever begin to prove.
One, they didn't die in space. Two, they landed on a comfortable and very well equipped
to Lurian planet. Three, they built a fleet there. Four, that fleet attacked the hill.
Murgatroy, do you suppose? Although surprised by Kinnison's tremendous report, Sam's was not
dismayed. No idea, no data yet. And they'll keep on building, Sam said. They had a fleet much
larger than the one they expected to meet. Now they'll build one larger than all our combined forces.
And since the politicians will always know what we are doing, or it might be, I wonder. You can
stop wondering, Kinnison grinned savagely. What do you mean?
Just what you were going to think about?
You know the edge of the galaxy closest to tell us, where that big rift cuts in?
Yes.
Across that rift, where it won't be surveyed for a thousand years,
there's a planet that could be Earth's twin sister.
No atomic energy, no space drive, but heavily industrialized and anxious to welcome us.
Project Bennett.
Very, very hush-hush.
Nobody except Lensman know anything about it.
"'Two friends of Dronviers, smart, smooth operators, are in charge.
"'It's going to be the Navy Yard of the Galactic Patrol.'
"'But Rod,' Sam's began to protest,
"'his mind leaping ahead to the numberless problems
"'the tremendous difficulties inherent in the program
"'which his friend had outlined so briefly.
"'Forget it, Verge,' Kinnison cut in.
"'It won't be easy, of course,
"'but we can do anything they can do and do it better.
You can go calmly ahead with your own chores, knowing that when, and notice that I say when,
not if, we need it, we'll have a fleet up our sleeves that will make the official one look like a task force.
But I see you're at the rendezvous, and there's Jill. Tell her hi for me. And as the vaguans say,
tail high, brother. Sam's was in the hotel's ornate lobby. A couple of uniformed boys and Jill's
Sam's were approaching. The girl reached him first.
You had no trouble in recognizing me then, my dear?
Not at all, Uncle George. She kissed him for functorily. The bell-hops faded away.
So nice to see you. I've heard so much about you. The Marine Room you said?
Yes, I reserved a table. And in that famous restaurant, in the unequaled privacy of the city's
noisiest and most crowded night spot. They drank sparingly, ate not so sparingly, and talked
not sparingly at all. It's perfectly safe here, you think? Jill asked first. Perfectly. A super-sensitive
microphone couldn't hear anything, and it's so dark that a lip-reader, even if he could read us,
would need a pair of twelve-inch nightglasses. Goody. They did a marvelous job, Dad. If it weren't
for your—well, your personality, I wouldn't—I wouldn't.
wouldn't recognize you even now.
You think I'm safe, then?
Absolutely.
Then we'll get down to business.
You, Knobos, and Dal Nalton, all have keen and powerful minds.
You can't all be wrong.
Spaceways, then, is tied in with both the town Morgan gang and with thionite.
The logical extension of that, Dahl certainly thought of it, even though he didn't mention it,
would be...
Sam's paused.
Check.
that the notorious murgatroyd, instead of being just another pirate chief, is really working for
spaceways and belongs to the town Morgan Isaacson gang. But, Dad, what an idea. Can things be that
rotten, really? They may be worse than that. Now the next thing, who, in your opinion, is the real
boss? Well, it certainly is not Hercum or Hercum or third. Jill took him off on a pink forefinger. She
have been asked for an opinion. She set out to give it without apology or hesitation.
He could, just about, direct the affairs of a hot-dog stand. Nor is it clander. He isn't even a
little fish. He's scarcely a minnow. Equally, certainly, it is neither the Venarian nor the Martian.
They may run planetary affairs, but nothing bigger. I haven't met Murgatroyd, of course,
but I have had several evaluations, and he does not rate up with town.
And Big Jim, and this surprised me as much as it will you, is almost certainly not the prime mover.
She looked at him questioningly.
That would have surprised me tremendously yesterday, but after today, I'll tell you about that
presently. It doesn't.
I'm glad of that. I expected an argument, and I have been inclined to
question the validity of my own results, since they do not agree with common knowledge,
or rather what is supposed to be knowledge. That leaves Isaacson and Senator Morgan.
Jill frowned in perplexity, seemed for the first time unsure.
Isaacson is, of course, a big man, able, well-informed, extremely capable, a top-notch executive.
Not only is, would have to be to run spaceways.
the other hand, I have always thought that Morgan was nothing but a windbag.
Jill stopped talking, left the thought hanging in the air.
So did I, until today, Sam's agreed grimly.
I thought he was simply an unusually corrupt, greedy, rabble-rousing politician.
Our estimates of him may have to be changed very radically.
Sam's mind raced.
From two entirely different angles of approach,
Jill and he had arrived at the same conclusion.
But if Morgan were really the big shot,
would he have deigned to interview personally such small fry as Olmsted?
Or was Olmsted's job of more importance than he, Sam's, had supposed?
I've got a dozen more things to check with you,
he went on almost without a pause.
But since this leadership matter is the only one in which my experience would affect your judgment,
I had better tell you about what happened today.
Tuesday came an hour 1400, and Sam strode into an office.
There was a big, clean desk, a wiry, intense, gray-haired man.
Captain Willoughby?
Yes.
George Olmsted reporting.
Fourth officer.
The captain punched a button.
The heavy, soundproof door closed itself and locked.
Fourth officer?
New rank, eh?
What does the ticket cover?
New and special.
Here's the articles.
Read it and sign it.
He did not add, or else, it was not necessary.
It was clearly evident that Captain Willoughby, ever garrulous, intended to be particularly reticent with his new subordinate.
Sam's read,
Fourth officer, shall, no duties or responsibilities in the operation or maintenance of said spaceship,
Cargo.
Then came a clause which fairly leapt from the paper and smote his eyes.
When in command of a detail outside the hull of said spaceship,
he shall enforce, by the infliction of death or such other penalty as he deems fit,
the lensman was rocked to the heels, but did not show it.
Instead, he took the captain's pen, his own, as far as Willoughby was concerned,
could have been filled with vanishing ink, and wrote George Olmsted's name in George Olmsted's
bold flowing script. Willoughby then took him aboard the good ship Virgin Queen and led him to his cabin.
Here you are, Mr. Olmsted. Beyond getting acquainted with the supercargo and the rest of your men,
you will have no duties for a few days. You have full run of the ship, with one exception.
Stay out of the control room until I call you. Is that clear?
"'Yes, sir.'
Willoughby turned away, and Sam's, after tossing his space-bag into the rack, took inventory.
The room was, of course, very small.
But, considering the importance of mass, it was almost extravagantly supplied.
There were shelves, or rather tight racks of books.
There were sunlamps and card-shelves and exercisers and games.
There was a receiver capable of bringing in programs from almost anywhere in space.
The room had only one lack. It did not have an ultra-wave visiplate. Nor was this lack surprising.
They would scarcely let George Olmsted know where they were taking him.
Sam's was surprised, however, when he met the men who were to be directly under his command,
for instead of one, or at most two, they numbered exactly forty. And they were all, he thought at first glance,
the dregs and sweepings of the lowest dives in space.
Before long, however, he learned that they were not all space rats and denizens of Skid Rose.
Six of them, the strongest physically and the hardest mentally of the lot,
were fugitives from lethal chambers, murderers and worse.
He looked at the biggest, toughest one of the six, a rock-drill-eyed, red-haired giant,
and asked,
What did they tell you, Torn, that your job was going to be?
be. They didn't say, just that it was dangerous, but if I'd done exactly what my boss would tell me to do
and nothing else, I might not even get hurt. And I was due to take the deep breath the next week,
see? That's just how it was, boss. I see. And one by one, Virgil Sam's master psychologist
studied and analyzed his motley crew until he was called into the control room. The navigating
tank was covered. No charts were to be seen. The one live visiplate showed a planet and a fiercely blue-white
sun. My orders are to tell you at this point, all I know about what you've got to do and about that
planet down there. Trenko, they call it. To Virgil Sams, the first adherent of civilization ever to hear it,
that name meant nothing whatever. You are to take about five of your men, go down there, and
and gather all the green leaves you can.
Not green in color, sort of purplish.
What they call broadleaf is the best.
Leaves about two feet long and a foot wide.
But don't be too choosy.
If there isn't any broadleaf handy,
grab anything you can get hold of.
What is the opposition?
Sam's asked quietly.
And what have they got that makes them so tough?
Nothing, no inhabitants even.
Just the planet.
itself. Next to Eresia, it's the god-damnedest planet in space. I've never been any closer to it
than this, and I never will, so I don't know anything about it except what I hear. But there's
something about it that kills men or drives them crazy. We spend seven or eight boats every trip,
and 35 or 40 men, and the biggest load that anybody ever took away from here was just under 200 pounds
of leaf. A good many times we don't get any. They go crazy, eh? In spite of his control,
Sam's paled. But it couldn't be like Eresia. What are the symptoms? What do they say? Various.
Main thing seems to be that they lose their sight. They don't go blind exactly, but can't see where
anything is, or if they do see it, it isn't there. And it rains. It. It rains. It
over 40 feet deep every night, and yet it all dries up by morning.
The worst electrical storms in the universe and wind velocities, I can show you charts on that,
of over 800 miles an hour.
Pugh!
How about time?
With your permission, I would like to do some surveying before I try to land.
A smart idea.
A couple of the other boys had the same, but it didn't help.
They didn't come back.
I'll give you two Tullerian days, no, three, before I give up and start sending out the other boats.
Pick out your five men and see what you can do.
As the boat dropped away, Willoughby's voice came briskly from a speaker.
I know that you five men have got ideas. Forget them.
Fourth Officer Olmsted has the authority and the orders to put a half-ounce slug
through the guts of any or all of you that don't jump and jump fast to do
what he tells you. And if that boat makes any funny moves, I blast it out of the ether.
Good harvesting. For 48 Tullerian hours, taking time out only to sleep, Sam scanned and surveyed
the planet Trenko. And the more he studied it, the more outrageously abnormal it became.
Trenko was and is a peculiar planet indeed. Its atmosphere is not air as we know it. Its hydrosphere
does not resemble water. Half of that atmosphere and most of that hydrosphere are one chemical,
a substance of very low heat of vaporization and having a boiling point of about 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
Trenko's days are intensely hot, its nights are bitterly cold. At night, therefore, it rains,
and by comparison a Tullurian downpour of one inch per hour is scarcely a drizzle. Upon Trenko, it really rains.
47 feet and 5 inches of precipitation every night of every tranconian year.
And this tremendous condensation, of course, causes wind.
Willoughby's graphs were accurate.
Except at Tranco's very poles,
there is not a spot in which or a time at which an earthly gale
would not constitute a dead calm.
And along the equator, at every sunrise and every sunset,
the wind blows from the dayside into the night side at a velocity which no Tullurian hurricane or cyclone, however violent, has even distantly approached.
Also, therefore, there is lightning. Not in the mild and occasional flashes, which we of gentle terror know,
but in a continuous blinding glare which outshines a normal sun. In battering, shattering, shattering, multi-billion-volt discharges,
which not only make darkness unknown there,
but also distort beyond recognition and beyond function
the warp and the woof of space itself.
Sight is almost completely useless in that fantastically altered medium.
So is the ultra beam.
Landing on the daylight side, except possibly at exact noon,
would be impossible because of the wind,
nor could the ship stay landed for more than a couple of minutes.
landing on the night side would be practically as bad because of the terrific charge the boat would pick up,
unless the boat carried something that could be rebuilt into a leaker. Did it? It did. Time after time,
from pole to pole and from midnight around the clock, Sam stabbed Vizabeme and spy ray down toward Trenko's falsely visible surface,
with consistently and meaninglessly impossible results. The planet tipped, lurched, spun,
and danced. It broke up into chunks, each of which began insanely to follow mathematically
impossible paths. Finally, in desperation, he rammed a beam down and held it down. Again, he saw
the planet break up before his eyes, but this time he held on. He knew that he was well out
of the stratosphere, a good two hundred miles up. Nevertheless, he saw a tremendous mass of jagged rock
falling straight down, with terrific velocity upon his tiny lifeboat.
Unfortunately, the crew, to whom he had not been paying over much attention of late,
saw it too, and one of them, with a bestial yell, leapt toward Sam's and the controls.
Sam's, reaching for pistol and blackjack, whirled around just in time to see the big redhead
lay the would-be attacker out cold with a vicious hands-edged chop at the base of the skull.
"'Thanks, Torn. Why?'
"'Because I want to get out of this alive, and he'd have had us all in hell in hell in
"'in' hell of a lot more than we do, so I'm playing it your way, see?'
"'I see. Can you use a sap?'
"'An artist,' the big man admitted, modestly.
"'Just tell me how long you want a guy to be out, and I won't miss it a minute either way.
But you better blow that crumb's brains out right now. He ain't no damn good.
Not until after I see whether he can work or not. You're a prosian, aren't you?
Yeah, Midlands, North Central. What did you do? Nothing much at first. Just killed a guy that needed
killing. But the goddamn louse had a lot of money, so they gave me twenty-five years. I didn't
like it very well, and acted rough, so they could.
gave me solitary.
Boot, bandage, and so on.
So I tried a break.
Killed six or eight, maybe a dozen guards,
but didn't quite make it.
So they slated me for the big whiff.
That's all, boss.
I'm promoting you now to squad leader.
Here's the sap.
He handed tworn his blackjack.
Watch him.
I'll be too busy to.
This landing is going to be tough.
Gotcha, boss.
Torn was calibrating his weapon by slugging himself experimentally on the leg.
Go ahead. As far as these crumbs are concerned, you've got this air tank all to yourself.
Sams had finally decided what he was going to do. He located the Terminator on the morning side,
poised his little ship somewhat nearer to dawn than a midnight, and cut the rope. He took one quick
reading on the sun, cut off his plates, and let her drop, watching only his pressure gauges,
and gyros.
One hundred millimeters of mercury.
Three hundred.
Five hundred.
He slowed her down.
He was going to hit a thin liquid,
but if he hit it too hard,
he would smash the boat,
and he had no idea what the atmospheric pressure
at Tranco's surface would be.
Six hundred.
Even this late at night, it might be greater than Earth's,
and it might be a lot less.
Seven hundred.
Slower and slower he crept downward.
His tension mounting infinitely faster than did the needle of the gauge.
This was an instrument landing with a vengeance.
Eight hundred.
How was the crew taking it?
How many of them had torn had to disable.
He glanced quickly around.
None.
Now that they could not see the hallucinatory images upon the plates,
they were not suffering at all.
He himself was the only one aboard who was feeling the strain.
900. 940. The boat hit the drink with a crashing, splashing impact. Its pace was slow enough,
however, and the liquid was deep enough so that no damage was done. Sam's applied a little
driving power and swung his craft's sharp nose into line toward the sun. The little ship plowed
slowly forward, as nearly just a wash as Sam's could keep her, grounded as gently as a river
boat upon a mud flat. The starkly incredible downpour slackened. The lensman knew that the second
critical moment was at hand. Strap down, men, until we see what this wind is going to do to us.
The atmosphere, moving at a velocity well above that of sound, was in effect not a gas, but a solid.
Even a spaceboat's hard skin of alloy plate, with all its bracing, could not take what was coming
next. Inert, she would be split open, smashed, flattened out, and twisted into pretzels.
Sam's finger stabbed down. The berg went into action. The lifeboat went free, just as that raging blast
of quasi-solid vapor wrenched her into the air. The second descent was much faster and much easier
than the first. Nor this time did Sam's remain surfaced or drive toward shore. Knowing now that this ocean
was not deep enough to harm his vessel, he let her sink to the bottom.
More, he turned her on her side and drove her at a flat angle into the bottom, so deep that the
rim of her starboard lock was flushed with the ocean's floor. Again, they waited, and this time
the wind did not blow the lifeboat away. Upon purely theoretical grounds, Sam's had reasoned that
the weird distortion of vision must be a function of distance, and his observation so far, and his observation so far,
had been in accord with that hypothesis. Now, slowly and cautiously, he sent out a vis-a-beam.
Ten feet, twenty, forty, all clear. At fifty, the seeing was definitely bad. At sixty, it became
impossible. He shortened back to forty and began to study the vegetation, growing with such fantastic
speed, that the leaves, pressed flat to the ground by the gale and anchored there by heavy rootlets,
were already inches long.
There was also what seemed to be animal life of sorts,
but Sam's was not, at the moment,
interested in Tranconian zoology.
Are them the plants were going to get, boss?
Torn asked, staring into the plate over Sam's shoulder.
Shall we go out now and start picking them?
Not yet.
Even if we could open the port, the blast would wreck us.
Also, it would shear your head off,
flush with the combing as fast as you stuck it out.
This wind should ease off after a while. We'll go out a little before noon. In the meantime,
we'll get ready. Have the boys break out a couple of spare number 12 struts, some clamps and chain,
four snatch blocks, and a hundred feet of heavy spaceline. Good, he went on when the order had been
obeyed. Rig the line from the winch through the snatch blocks here and here and here, so I can
haul you back against the wind. While you are doing that, I'll rig a remote control on the winch.
Shortly before Trenko's fierce, blue-white sun reached Meridian, the six men donned spacesuits,
and Sam's cautiously opened the airlocked ports. They worked. The wind was now scarcely more than
an earthly hurricane. The wildly whipping broad-leaf plants, struggling upward, were almost
halfway to the vertical. The leaves were apparently almost fully grown. Four men clamped their
suits to the line. The line was paid out. Each man selected two leaves, the largest, fattest, purplest ones he
could reach. Sam's hauled them back and received the loot. Torn stowed the leaves away. Again,
again, again. With noon, there came a few minutes of calm. A strong man could stand against
the now highly variable wind, could move around without being blown beyond the horizon,
and during those few minutes all six men gathered leaves. That time, however, was very short.
The wind steadied into the reverse direction with ever-increasing fury. Winch and Spaceline again
came into play, and in a scant half-hour, when the line began to hum an almost musical note
under its load, Sam's decided to call it quits.
"'That'll be all for today, boys,' he announced.
"'About twice more, and this line will part.
"'You've done too good a job to lose you.
"'Secure ship.'
"'Shall I blow the air, sir?' Torn asked.
"'I don't think so,' Sam's thought for a moment.
"'No, I'm afraid to take the chance.
"'This stuff, whatever it is, is probably as poisonous as cyanide.
"'We'll keep our suits on and exhaust into space.'
Time passed. Night came. The rain and the flood. The bottom softened. Sam's blasted the lifeboat out of the mud and away from the planet. He opened the bleeder valves, then both airlock ports. The contaminated air was replaced by the ultra-hard vacuum of the interplanetary void. He signaled the Virgin Queen. The lifeboat was taken aboard.
Quick trip, Olmsted. Willoughby congratulated him.
I'm surprised that you got back at all, to say nothing of with so much stuff and not losing a man.
Give me the weight, Mr. Fast.
Three hundred and forty-eight pounds, sir, the supercargo reported.
My God, an all pure broadleaf. Nobody ever did that before.
How did you do it, Olmsted?
I don't know whether that would be any of your business or not.
Sims mean was not insulting, merely thoughtful.
Not that I give a damn.
But my way might not help anybody else much, and I think I had better report to the main office first to let them do the telling.
Fair enough?
Fair enough, the skipper conceded ungrudgingly.
What a load, and no losses.
One boatload of air is all, but air is expensive out here.
Sam's made a point deliberately.
Air, Willoughby snorted.
I'll swap you a hundred flasks of air any time for one of those leaves.
which was what Sam's wanted to know.
Captain Willoughby was smart.
He knew that the way to succeed was to use
and then to trample upon his inferiors,
to to toady to such superiors,
as were too strong to be pulled down and thus supplanted.
He knew this Olmsted had what it took to be a big shot.
Therefore,
They told me to keep you in the dark until we got to Tranko.
He more than half apologized to his fourth officer,
shortly after the Virgin Queen blasted away from the Tranconian system.
But they didn't say anything about afterwards.
Maybe they figured you wouldn't be aboard anymore, as usual.
But anyway, you can stay right here in the control room if you want to.
Thanks, Skipper, but mightn't it be just as well?
He jerked his head inconspicuously toward the other officers
to play the string out this trip.
I don't care where we're going, and we don't want anybody to get any funny idea.
is. That'd be a lot better, of course. As long as you know that your cards are all aces as far as I'm
concerned. Thanks, Willoughby. I'll remember that. Sam's had not been entirely frank with the
private captain. From the time required to make the trip, he knew to within a few parsecs, Tranko's
distance from Saul. He did not know the direction, since the distance was so great that he had not
been able to recognize any star or constellation. He did know, however, the course upon which the
vessel then was, and he would know courses and distances from then on. He was well content.
A couple of uneventful days passed. Sam's was again called into the control room to see that
the ship was approaching a three-sun solar system. This where we're going to land? He asked
indifferently. We ain't going to land, Willoughby told him. You are going to take a broadleaf down in
your boat, close enough so that you can parachute it down to where it has to go. Way enough, pilot,
go inert, and match intrinsics. Now, Olmsted, watch. You've seen systems like this before?
No, but I know about them. Those two sons over there are a hell of a lot bigger and further away than
they look, and this one here, much smaller, is in the Trojan position. Have those big suns got any
planets? Five or six apiece, they say, all hotter and drier than the brazen hinges of hell.
This sun here has seven, but number two, Covenda, they call it, is the only Tullurian planet in the
system. The first thing we look for is a big, diamond-shaped continent. There's only one of that
shape. There it is over there. Notice that one. Notice that one,
One end is bigger than the other. That end is north. Strike a line to split the continent in two,
and measure from the north end one-third of the length of the line. That's the point we're diving at now.
See that crater? Yes. The Virgin Queen, although still hundreds of miles up, was slowing rapidly.
It must be a big one. It's a good 50 miles across. Go down until you're dead sure that the box will land somewhere
inside the rim of that crater.
Then dump it.
The parachute and the sender are automatic.
Understand?
Yes, sir, I understand.
And Sam's took off.
He was vastly more interested in the stars, however,
than in delivering the broadleaf.
The constellation directly beyond Saul
from wherever he was might be recognizable.
Its shape would be smaller and more or less distorted.
Its smaller stars,
brilliant to earthly eyes only because of their nearness,
would be dimmer, perhaps,
invisible. The picture would be further confused by intervening nearby brilliant strangers.
But such giants as Canopus and Rigel and Baiteljuice and Deneb would certainly be highly
visible if he could only recognize them. From Trenko, his search had failed, but he was still trying.
There was something vaguely familiar. Sweating with the mental effort, he blocked out the
too near, two bright stars, and studied intensively those that were.
were left. A blue-white and a red were most prominent. Rijal and Baitlejuice? Could that constellation be
Orion? The belt was fairly faint, but it was there. Then Sirius ought to be about there,
and Pollux about there, and at this distance about equally bright. They were. Aldebaran would be
orange, and about one magnitude brighter than Pollux, and Capella would be yellow, and half a
magnitude brighter still. There they were. Not too close to where they should be, but close enough.
It was Orion. And this thionite way station, then, was somewhere near right ascension 17 hours,
and declination plus 10 degrees. He returned to the Virgin Queen. She blasted off. Sam's asked very few
questions, and Willoughby volunteered very little information. Nevertheless, the first lensman learned more than
any one of his fellow pirates would have believed possible.
Aloof, taciturn, disinterested to a degree, he seemed to spend practically all of his time in
his cabin when he was not actually at work, but he kept his eyes and his ears wide open.
And Virgil Sams, as has been intimated, had a brain.
The Virgin Queen made a quick flit from Cavenda to Veggia, arriving exactly on time.
A proud, clean spaceship, as high above suspicion as Calpurnia her.
herself. Sam's unloaded her cargo, replaced it with one for Earth. She was serviced. She made a fast,
eventless run to tell us. She docked at New York Spaceport. Virgil Sams walked unconcernedly
into an ordinary-looking restroom. George Olmsted, fully informed, walked unconcernedly out.
As soon as he could, Sam's lends Northrop and Jack Kinnison.
We lined up a thousand and one signal, sir.
it for the pair, but only one of them carried a message, and it didn't make sense.
Why not? Sam's asked sharply. With a lens, any kind of a message. However garbled, coded, or
interrupted makes sense. Oh, we understood what it said, Jack came in, but it didn't say enough,
just ready, ready, ready, over and over. What? Sam's exclaimed, and the boys could feel his mind work.
Did that signal, by any chance, originate anywhere near 17 hours and plus 10 degrees?
Very near. Why? How did you know?
Then it does make sense, Sam's exclaimed and called a general conference of Lensman.
Keep working along these same lines, Sam's directed finally.
Keep Ray Olmsted in the hill in my place. I am going to Pluto, and I hope to Palaine 7.
Roderick Kinnison, of course, protested.
But, equally, of course, his protests were overruled.
End of Chapter 9.
Chapter 10 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith.
This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman.
Chapter 10.
Pluto is, on the average, about 40 times as far away from the sun as his mother Earth.
Each square yard of Earth's surface receives about 1,600 times as much heat as does each of Pluto's.
The sun is seen from Pluto is a dim, wand speck.
Even at Perihelian, an event which occurs only once in 248 Tullarian years,
and at noon and on the equator, Pluto is so bitterly cold that climactic conditions upon its surface
simply cannot be described by or two warm-blooded oxygen-breathing man.
As good an indication as any can be given, perhaps, by mentioning the fact that it had taken the patrol's best engineers over six months to perfect the armor which Virgil Sam's then wore.
For no ordinary space suit would do.
Space itself is not cold.
The only loss of heat is by radiation into or through an almost perfect vacuum.
In contact with Pluto's rocky, metallic soil, however, there would be conduction.
and the magnitude of the inevitable heat loss made the Tullerian scientists gasp.
Watch your feet, Verge, had been Roderick Kinnison's insistent last thought.
Remember those psychologists.
If they stayed in contact with that ground for five minutes,
they froze their feet to the ankles.
Not that the boys aren't good, but slipsticks sometimes slip in more ways than one.
If your feet ever start to get cold,
drop whatever you're doing and drive back here at max.
Virgil Sams landed. His feet stayed warm. Finally, assured that the heaters of his suit could carry the load indefinitely, he made his way on foot into the settlement near which he had come to ground, and there he saw his first Pallanian. Or, strictly speaking, he saw part of his first Pallanian. For no three-dimensional creature has ever seen or ever will see in entirety any member of any of the frigid-blooded poison-breathing races.
Since life as we know it, organic, three-dimensional life, is based upon liquid water and gaseous oxygen,
such life did not and could not develop upon planets whose temperatures are only a few degrees above absolute zero.
Many, perhaps most of these ultra-frigid planets, have an atmosphere of sorts.
Some have no atmosphere at all.
Nevertheless, with or without atmosphere and completely without oxygen and water, life, highly intelligent.
intelligent life did develop upon millions and millions of such worlds. That life is not, however,
strictly three-dimensional. Of necessity, even in the lowest forms, it possesses an extension into the
hyper-dimension, and it is this metabolic extension alone which makes it possible for life to exist
under such extreme conditions. The extension makes it impossible for any human being to see anything
of a Pallanian except the fluid, amorphous, ever-changing thing, which is his three-dimensional
aspect of the moment, makes any attempt at description or portraiture completely futile.
Virgil Sam stared at the Pallanian, tried to see what it looked like. He could not tell
whether it had eyes or antennae, legs, arms or tentacles, teeth or beaks, talons or claws or
feet, skin, scales, or feathers. It did not even remember. It did not even remember. It was a thing, arm's
remotely resemble anything that the lensman had ever seen, sensed or imagined.
He gave up, sent out an exploring thought.
I am Virgil Sams, a Tullerian.
He sent out slowly, carefully, after he made contact with the outer fringes of the creature's mind.
Is it possible for you, sir, or madam, to give me a moment of your time?
Eminently possible, Lensman, Sams, since my time is of completely negligible value.
you. The monster's mind flashed into a chord with Sam's with a speed and precision that made him gasp.
That is, a part of it became on rapport with a part of his.
Years were to pass before even the first lensman would know much more about the Pelanian
than he learned in that first contact. No human beings except the children of the lens
ever were to understand even dimly the labyrinthine intricacies, the paradoxical complexities of
the Pelanian mind.
Madam might be approximately correct, the natives thought went smoothly on.
My name in your symbology is twelfth plinipsy.
By education, training, and occupation, I am a chief dexitroboper.
I perceive that you are indeed a native of that hellish planet three, upon which it was assumed for so long that no life could possibly exist.
But communication with your race has been almost impossible heretofore.
"'Ah, the lens. A remarkable device, truly. I would slay you and take it, except for the obvious fact that only you can possess it.'
"'What?' dismay and consternation flooded Sam's mind.
"'You already know the lens?'
"'No. Yours is the first that any of us has perceived. The mechanics, the mathematics,
and the basic philosophy of the thing, however, are quite clear.'
"'What?' Sam's exclaimed.
claimed again. You can then produce lenses yourselves?
By no means any more than you tellurians can. There are magnitudes, variables,
determinants, and forces involved which no Pelinian will ever be able to develop,
to generate, or to control. I see, the lensman pulled himself together. For a first
lensman, he was making a wretched showing indeed.
Far from it, sir, the monstrosity assured him.
Considering the strangeness of the environment into which you have voluntarily flung yourself so senselessly,
your mind is well integrated and strong.
Otherwise, it would have shattered.
If our positions were reversed, the mere thought of the raging heat of your earth would,
Come no closer, please.
The thing vanished, reappeared many yards away.
Her thoughts were a shudder of loathing, of terror, of sheer detestation.
But to get on, I have been attempting to be a bitempty.
to analyze and to understand your purpose without success.
That failure is not too surprising, of course, since my mind is weak and my total power is small.
Explain your mission, please, as simply as you can.
Weak? Small?
In view of the power the monstrosity had just shown, Sam's probe for irony, for sarcasm or pretense.
There was no trace of anything of the kind.
He tried then for fifteen solid minutes.
to explain the Galactic Patrol, but at the end the Palanian's only reaction was one of blank
non-comprehension. I fail completely to perceive the use of or the need for such an organization,
she stated flatly. This altruism, what good is it? It is unthinkable that any other race would
take the risks or exert any effort for us, any more than we would for them. Ignore and be ignored,
as you must already know, is the prime tenet.
But there is a little commerce between our worlds.
Your people did not ignore our psychologists.
And you are not ignoring me, Sam's pointed out.
Oh, none of us is perfect,
Pillarnipsi replied, with a mental shrug
and what seemed to be an airy wave of a multi-tentacled member.
That ideal, like any other,
can only be approached asymptotically, never reached.
and I, being somewhat foolish and silly, as well as weak and vassolent,
am much less perfect than most.
Flabbergasted, Sam's tried a new tack.
I might be able to make my position clearer if I knew you better.
I know your name, and that you're a woman of Palaine 7.
It is a measure of Virgil Sam's real size that he actually thought woman and not merely female.
But all I can understand of your occupation is the name you have given it.
What does a chief dexatrobopor do?
She, or he, or perhaps it, is a supervisor of the work of dexedropoping.
The thought, while perfectly clear, was completely meaningless to Sam's, and the Pelanian knew it.
She tried it again.
Dexotropoping has to do with nourishment?
No, with nutrients.
"'Ah, farming, agriculture,' Sam's thought,
but this time it was the Pallanian who could not grasp the concept.
"'Hunting? Fishing? No better.
"'Show me then, please.'
She tried, but demonstration too was useless,
for to Sam's the Pallanian's movements were pointless indeed.
The peculiarly flowing, subtly changing thing darted back and forth,
rose and fell, appeared and disappeared, undergoing the whole cyclic changes in shape and form and size
in aspect and texture. It was now spiny, now tentacular, now scaly, now covered with peculiarly
repellent feather-like fronds, each oozing a crimson slime. But it apparently did not do anything
whatever. The net result of all its activity was apparently zero.
"'There, it is done,' Pillinipsey's thought again came clear.
"'You observed and understood? You did not. That is strange, baffling. Since the lens did
improve communication and understanding tremendously, I hope that it might extend to the physical
as well, but there must be some basic, fundamental difference, the nature of which is at
present obscure. I wonder, if I had a lens, too, but no. But yes, Sam's broke in eagerly.
Why don't you go to Eresia and be tested for one? You have a magnificent, a really tremendous mind.
It is of lensman grade in every respect except one. You simply don't want to use it.
Me, go to Eresia? The thought would have been, in a Tullerian, a laugh of scorn.
"'How utterly silly! How abysmly stupid! There would be personal discomfort, quite possibly personal danger.
And two lenses would be little or no better than one in resolving differences between our two continua,
which are probably, in fact, incommensurable.
"'Well, then,' Sam's thought, almost viciously,
"'can you introduce me to someone who's stupider, sillier, and more foolish than you are?'
"'Not here on Pluto, no.'
The Pelanian took no offense.
"'That was why it was I who interviewed the earlier Tullerian visitors,
and why I am now conversing with you.
The others avoided you.'
"'I see,' Sam's thought was grim.
"'How about the home planet, then?'
"'Ah, undoubtedly.
In fact, there is a group, a club of such persons.
None of them is, of course, as insane, as aberrant as you are.
but they are all much more so than I am.
Who of this club would be most interested in becoming a lendsman?
Talek was the least stable member of the new thought club when I left seven.
Craggsax a close second.
There may, of course, have been changes since then.
But I cannot believe that even Talik,
even Talik at his outrageous worst,
would be crazy enough to join your patrol.
Nevertheless, I must see him myself.
Can you and will you give me a chart of a routing from here to Palane Seven?
I can and I will.
Nothing you have thought will be of any use to me.
That will be the easiest and quickest way of getting rid of you.
The Palanians spread a completely detailed chart in Sam's mind,
snapped the telepathic line, and went unconcernedly about her incomprehensible business.
Sam's mind-reeling made his way back to his boat and took off.
And as the light-years and the Parsec screamed past, he sank deeper and deeper into a welter
of unproductive speculation.
What were really those Pelaniants? How could they really exist as they seemed to exist?
And why had some of that Dexotropobers, whatever that meant, thoughts come in so beautifully
sharp and clear and plain, while others?
He knew that his lens would receive and would convey, and would convictive, and would
into his own symbology, any thought or message, however coded or garbled or however sent or transmitted.
The lens was not at fault. His symbology was. There were concepts, things, actualities,
occurrences, so foreign to Tullerian experience, that no reference existed. Hence, the human mind
lacked the channels, the mechanisms to grasp them. He and Roderick Kinnison had glibly discussed the
possibility of encountering forms of intelligent life so alien that humanity would have no point
whatever of contact with them. After what Sam's had just gone through, that was more of a possibility
than either he or his friend had believed, and he hoped grimly as he considered how seriously
this partial contact with the Palinians had upset him, that the possibility would never become a fact.
He found the Pelanian system easily enough, and Palane Seven. That planet had a lot of the Palinian.
of course, was almost as dark upon its sunward side as upon the other, and its inhabitants had
no use for light. Pillinip's instructions, however, had been minute and exact. Hence, Sam's had very
little trouble in locating the principal city, or rather the principal village, since there were no
real cities. He found the planet's one spaceport. What a thing to call a port. He checked back,
recalled exactly this part of his interview with Pluto's chief Dexotrobober.
The place upon which spaceships land had been her thought,
when she showed him exactly where it was in relationship to the town.
Just that and nothing else.
It had been his mind, not hers,
that had supplied the docks and cradles,
the service cars, the officers,
and all the other things taken for granted in space fields everywhere as Sam's knew them.
Either the Palanians had not perceived the trappings with which Sam's had invested her visualization,
or she had not cared enough about his misapprehension to go to the trouble of correcting it.
He did not know which.
The whole area was as bare as his hand.
Except for the pitted, scarred, slagged-down spots which showed so clearly what driving blast would do to such
inconceivably cold rock and metal, Palainport was in no way distinguishable from any.
any other unimproved portion of the planet's utterly bleak surface.
There were no signals.
He had been told of no landing conventions.
Apparently it was everyone for himself.
Wherefore, Sam's tremendous landing lights blazed out,
and with their aid he came safely to ground.
He put on his armor and strode to the airlock,
then changed his mind and went to the cargo port instead.
He had intended to walk,
but in view of the rugged and dothed,
deserted field and the completely unknown terrain between the field and the town, he decided to ride
the creep instead. This vehicle, while slow, could go literally anywhere. It had a cigar-shaped
body of magna alloy. It had big, soft, tough tires. It had cleated tracks. It had air and water
propellers. It had folding wings. It had driving, braking, and steering jets. It could traverse the
deserts of Mars, the oceans and swamps of Venus, the crevassed glaciers of Earth, the jagged,
frigid surface of an iron asteroid, and the cratered, fluffy topography of the moon.
If not with equal speed, at least with equal safety.
Sam's released the thing and drove it into the cargo lock, noting mentally that he would have
to exhaust the air of that lock into space before he again broke the inner seal.
The ramp slid back into the ship.
The cargo port closed.
Here he was.
Should he use his headlights or not?
He did not know the Pellanian's reaction to or attitude toward light.
It had not occurred to him while at Pluto to ask, and it might be important.
The landing lights of his vessel might already have done his cause irreparable harm.
He could drive by starlight if he had to, but he needed light and he had not seen a single living or moving thing.
There was no evidence that there was a Palanian within miles.
While he had known, with his brain, that Palain would be dark,
he had expected to find buildings and traffic, ground cars, planes, and at least a few spaceships,
and not this vast nothingness.
If nothing else, there must be a road from Palain's principal city to its only spaceport,
but Sam's had not seen it from his vessel, and he could not see it now.
At least he could not recognize it, wherefore he clutched in the tractor-drive and took off in a straight line toward town.
The going was more than rough. It was really rugged. But the creep was built to stand up under punishment,
and its pilot's chair was sprung and cushioned to exactly the same degree.
Hence, while the course itself was infinitely worse than the smoothly paved approaches to Rijelston,
Sam's found this trip much less bruising than the other had been.
Approaching the village, he dimmed his roadlights and slowed down. At its edge, he cut them entirely
and inched his way forward by starlight alone. What a town! Virgil Sams had seen the inhabited
places of almost every planet of civilization. He had seen cities laid out in circles, sectors,
ellipses, triangles, squares, parallelipipids, practically every plan known to geometry. He had seen
structures of all shapes and sizes. Narrow skyscrapers, vast spreading one-stories, polyhedra, domes, spheres,
semicillanders, and erect and inverted full and truncated cones and pyramids.
Whatever the plan or the shapes of the component units, however, those inhabited places
had, without exception, been understandable. But this. Sam's, his eyes now completely dark-accustomed,
could see fairly well, but the more he saw,
saw the less he grasped. There was no plan, no coherence or unity whatever. It was as though a cosmic
hand had flung a few hundreds of buildings of incredibly and senselessly varied shapes and sizes and
architectures upon an otherwise empty plane, and as though each structure had been allowed ever since
to remain in whatever location and attitude it had chance to fall. Here and there were jumbled
piles of three or more utterly incongruous structures.
There were a few whose arrangement was almost orderly.
Here and there were large, irregularly shaped areas of bare, untouched ground.
There were no streets, at least nothing that the man could recognize as such.
Sam's headed the creep for one of those open areas, then stopped, declutched the tracks,
set the brakes, and killed the engines.
Go slow, fellow, he advised himself then.
Until you find out what a Dexotropoper actually does while working
at his trade, don't take chances of interfering or of doing damage.
No lensman knew then that frigid-blooded poison-breatzers were not strictly three-dimensional,
but Sam's did know that he had actually seen things which he could not understand.
He and Kinnison had discussed such occurrences calmly enough,
but the actuality was enough to shake even the mind of civilization's first lensman.
He did not need to be any closer anyway.
He had learned the Palanian's patterns well enough
to lends them from a vastly greater distance than his present one.
This personal visit to Palinopolis had been a gesture of friendliness, not a necessity.
Talick? Kragsex?
He sent out the questing, querying thought.
Lensman Virgil Sams of Saul 3, calling Talik and Kragzex of Palane 7.
Kragsex acknowledging Virgil Sams,
A thought snapped back as diamond clear, as precise as Pelinipsees had been.
Is Talek here, or anywhere on the planet?
He is here, but he is infosing at the moment. He will join us presently.
Damnation. There it was again. First, Dexatropoping, and now this.
One moment, please, Sam's requested. I fail to grasp the meaning of your thought.
So I perceive. The fault is, of course, mine, in not being able to attune my mind fully to yours.
Do not take this, please, as any aspersion upon the character or strength of your own mind.
Of course not. I am the first Tullerian you have met. Yes. I have exchanged thoughts with one
other Pallanian, and the same difficulty existed. I can neither understand nor explain it. But it is as though
there are differences between us so fundamental that in some matters mutual comprehension is in fact
impossible. A masterly summation and undoubtedly a true one. This emphosing then, if I read correctly,
your race has only two sexes? You read correctly. I cannot understand. There is no close analogy.
However, infosing has to do with reproduction. I see.
And Sam saw, not only a frankness brand new to his experience, but also a new view of both the powers
and the limitations of his lens. It was, by its very nature, of precisionist grade. It received thoughts
and translated them precisely into English. There was some leeway, but not much. If any thought was
such that there was no extremely close counterpart or referent in English, the lens would not
translated at all, but would simply give it a hitherto meaningless symbol, a symbol which would
from that time on be associated by all lenses everywhere with that one concept and no other.
Sams realized then that he might, someday, learn what a Dexter Troberoper actually did and what the
act of Imphosing actually was, but that he probably would not. Tallick joined them then,
and Sam's again described glowingly, as he had done so many times before.
the galactic patrol of his imaginings and plannings.
Craigsex refused to have anything to do with such a thing,
almost as abruptly as Pilinipsey had done,
but Talek lingered and wavered.
"'It is widely known that I am not entirely sane,' he admitted,
which may explain the fact that I would very much like to have a lens,
but I gather, from what you have said,
that I would probably not be given a lens to use purely for my own
selfish purposes?
That is my understanding, Sam's agreed.
I was afraid so.
Talek's mean was,
Woe-be-gone is the only word for it.
I have work to do,
projects, you know, of difficulty,
of extreme complexity and scope,
sometimes even approaching danger.
A lens would be of tremendous use.
How, Sam's asked,
if your work is of enough importance to enough people,
Mentor would certainly give you a lens.
This would benefit me, only me.
We of Palaine, as you probably already know,
are selfish, mean-spirited, small-souled, cowardly, furtive and sly.
Of what you call bravery, we have no trace.
We attain our ends by stealth, by indirection, by trickery, and deceit.
Ruthlessly, the lens was giving Virgil Sams the uncompromisingly exact,
English equivalent of the Pallanian's every thought.
We operate when we must operate at all openly, with the absolutely irreducible
minimum of personal risk.
These attitudes and attributes will, I have no doubt, preclude all possibility of
lendsmanship for me and for every member of my race.
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
Although Virgil Sams did not know it, this was a very member of my race.
this was one of the really critical moments in the coming into being of the Galactic Patrol.
By a conscious, a tremendous effort, the first lensman was lifting himself above the narrow,
intolerant prejudices of human experience, and was consciously attempting to see the whole
through mentor's Eryan mind, instead of through his Tullurian own.
That Virgil Sams was the first human being to be born with the ability to accomplish that feat
even partially, was one of the reasons why he was the first wearer of the lens.
Not necessarily, first lensman Virgil Sam said and meant. He was inexpressibly shocked,
revolted in every human fiber by what this unhuman monster had so frankly and callously thought.
There were, however, many things which no human being ever could understand, and there was not
the shadow of a doubt that this talek had a really tremendous mind.
You have said that your mind is feeble.
If so, there is no simple expression of the weakness of mine.
I can perceive only one the strictly human facet of the truth.
In a broader view, it is distinctly possible that your motivation is at least as noble as
mine.
And to complete my argument, you work with other Pelanians, do you not, to reach a common goal?
At times, yes.
Then you can continue.
conceive of the desirability of working with non-Pelanian entities toward an end which would benefit
both races?
Postulating such an end, yes, but I am unable to visualize any such.
Have you any specific project in mind?
Not at the moment, Sam's ducked.
He had already fired every shot in his locker.
I am quite certain, however, that if you go to Eresia, you will be informed of several such
projects. There was a period of silence, then,
"'I believe that I will go to Eresia at that,' Talek exclaimed brightly.
"'I will make a deal with your friend, mentor. I will give him a share, say, 50%, or 40,
of the time and effort I save on my own projects.'
"'Just so you go, Talik.' Sam's concealed right manfully his real opinion of the Pellonian scheme.
When can you go?'
Right now? By no means, I must first finish this project. A year, perhaps, or more, or possibly
less. Who knows? Tallick cut communications and Sam's frowned. He did not know the exact length of
seven's year, but he knew that it was long, very long.
End of Chapter X.
This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman, Chapter 11. A small black scout ship, commanded jointly by master pilot John K.
K. Kinnison and Master Electronist Mason M. Northrop, was blasting along a course very close indeed
to RA17 D plus 10. In equipment and personnel, however, she was not an ordinary scout.
Her control room was so full of electronics racks and computing machines.
that there was scarcely footway in any direction.
Her graduated circles and vernier scales were of a size and a fineness,
usually seen only in the great vessels of the Galactic Survey,
and her crew, instead of the usual twenty-odd men, numbered only seven,
one cook, three engineers, and three watch officers.
For some time the young third officer, then at the board,
had been studying something on his plate,
comparing it minutely with the chart clipped into the rack in front of him.
Now he turned, with a highly exaggerated deference to the two-lensmen.
Sirs, which of your magnificences is officially the commander of this here bucket of odds and ends
at the present instant?
Him.
Jack used his cigarette as a pointer.
The guy with the misplaced plucked eyebrow on his upper lip.
I don't come on duty until sixteen hundred hours.
one precious Tullerian minute yet in which to dream of the beauties of Earth so distant in space
and in both past and future time.
Huh?
Beauties?
Plural?
Next time I see a party whose pictures are cluttering up this whole ship, I'll tell her about your
polygamous ideas.
I'll ignore that crack about my mustache, though, since you can't raise one of your own.
I'm ignoring you, too, like this, see?
ostentatiously turning his back upon the lounging Kinnison,
Northrop stepped carefully over three or four breadboard hookups
and stared into the plate over the watch officer's shoulder.
He then studied the chart.
Vosses lost, do? I don't see a thing.
More jack's line than yours, maize.
This system we're hitting for is a triple,
and the chart says it's a double.
Natural enough, of course.
This whole region is unexplored,
so the charts are astronomical's, not surveys.
But that makes us prime discoverers, and our commanding officer,
and the book says officer, not officers, has got to,
That's me now, Jack announced, striding grandly toward the plate.
Amscray, Ubsbe, I will name the baby, I will report, I will go down in history.
Bounce back, small fry, you weren't at the time of discovery.
Northra placed a huge hand flat against Jack's face and pushed gently.
You'll go down, sure enough, not in history, but from a knock on the knob,
if you try to steal any thunder away from me, and besides, you name it Dimples.
What a revolting thought!
And what would you name it, Virgilia, I suppose?
Far from it, my boy!
He had intended doing just that, but now he did not quite dare.
After our project, of course.
The planet we're heading for would be Zabriska.
The suns will be A, B, and C, Zabriski, in order of size.
And the watch officer then on duty, Lieutenant L. Stewart Rawlings,
will engross these and all other pertinent data in the log.
Can you classify them from here, Jack?
I can make some guesses.
Close enough, probably, for discovery work.
Then, after a few minutes.
Two giants, a blue-white and a bluish-yellow, and a yellow dwarf.
Dwarf?
Dwarf in the Trojan?
That would be my guess, since that is the only place it could stay very long, but you
can't tell much from one look.
I can tell you one thing, though.
Unless your Zabriska is in a system straight beyond this one, it's got to be a planet
of the big fellow himself.
And brother, that son is hot.
It's got to be here, Jack.
I haven't made that big an error in reading a beam since I was a sophomore.
I'll buy that. Well, we're close enough, I guess.
Jack killed the driving blasts, but not the Bergenholm.
The inertialist vessel stopped instantaneously in open space.
Now we've got to find out which one of those 12 or 15 planets was on our line
when that last message was sent.
There, we're stable enough, I hope.
Open your cameras, Mace.
Pull the first plate in 15 minutes.
That ought to give me enough tracks so I can start the job,
since we're at a wide angle to their ecliptic.
The work went on for an hour or so, then...
Something coming from the direction of TELUS,
the watch officer reported,
Big and fast! Shall I hail her?
Might as well, but the stranger hailed first.
Spaceship Chicago, N.A.2.A. calling.
Are you in trouble? Identify yourself, please.
Spaceship N.A. 774J. acknowledging.
No trouble.
Northrop, Jack, came Virgil Sam's highly concerned thought.
The super dreadnought flashed alongside, a bear few hundred miles away and stopped.
Why did you stop here?
This is where our signal came from, sir.
Oh.
A hundred thoughts raced through Sam's mind, too fast and too fragmentary to be intelligible.
I see your computing.
Would it throw you off too much to go inert and match in
intrinsic so that I can join you?
No, sir. I've got everything I need for a while.
Sams came aboard. Three lensmen studied the chart.
Cavenda is there, Sam's pointed out.
Trenko is there, off to one side.
I felt sure that your signal originated on Cavenda.
But Zabriska here, while on almost the same line,
is less than half as far from Tullus.
He did not ask whether the two young lensmen
were sure of their findings. He knew. This arouses my curiosity no end. Does it merely
complicate the thionite problem, or does it set up an entirely new problem? Go ahead,
boys, with whatever you were going to do next. Jack had already determined that the planet they
wanted was the second out, A's of Briskye, too. He drove the scout as close to the planet
as he could without losing complete coverage, stationed it on the line towards Saul.
"'Now we wait a bit,' he answered.
"'According to recent periodicity,
"'not less than four hours and not more than ten.
"'With the next signal, we'll nail that transmitter down to within a few feet.
"'Got your spotting screens fall out, Mace?'
"' Recent periodicity?' Sam snapped.
"'It has improved that lately.
"'Very much, sir.'
"'That helps immensely.
"'With George Olmsted harvesting broadleaf, it would.
"'It is still one problem.
While we wait, shall we study the planet a little?
They explored, finding that Azabrisky II was a disappointing planet indeed.
It was small, waterless, airless, utterly featureless, utterly barren.
There were no elevations, no depressions, no visible markings, whatever,
not even a meteor crater.
Every square yard of its surface was apparently exactly like every other.
No rotation, Jack reported, looking up from the,
the bolometer. That sandpile is not inhabited and never will be. I'm beginning to wonder.
So am I now, Northrop admitted. I still say that those signals came from this line and distance,
but it looks as though they must have been sent from a ship. If so, now that we're here,
particularly the Chicago, there will be no more signals. Not necessarily. Again Sam's mind
transcended his Tullerian experience and knowledge. He did not suspect the truth, but he was not
jumping at conclusions. There may be highly intelligent life, even upon such a planet as this.
They waited, and in a few hours a communications beam snapped into life.
Ready, ready, ready, it said briskly, for not quite one minute, but that was time enough.
Northrop yelped a string of numbers. Jack blasted the little vessel forward.
and downward. The three watch officers, keen-eyed at their plates, stabbed their visib beams,
ultra-beams, and spy rays along the indicated line. And bore straight through the planet if you have
to. They may be on the other side, Jack cautioned sharply. They aren't. It's here on this side.
Rolling saw it first. Nothing much to it, though. It looks like a relay station. A relay. I'll be a...
Jack started to express an unexpurgated opinion but shut himself up.
Young Cubs did not swear in front of the first lendsman.
Let's land, sir, and look the place over anyway.
By all means.
They landed and cautiously disembarked.
The horizon, while actually quite a little closer than that of Earth,
seemed much more distant because there was nothing whatever,
no tree, no shrub, no rock or pebble, not even the slightest ripple,
to break the geometrical perfection of that surface of smooth, hard, blindingly reflective,
fiendishly hot white sand.
Sam's was highly dubious at first.
A ground temperature of four hundred seventy-five degrees was not to be taken lightly.
He did not at all like the looks of that ultra-fervent blue-white sun,
and in his wildest imaginings he had never pictured such a desert.
Their spacesuits, however, were very well insulated, particularly as a little.
as to the feet, and highly polished, and in lieu of atmosphere there was an almost perfect vacuum.
They could stand it for a while.
The box which housed the relay station was made of non-ferrous metal and was roughly cubicle in shape,
perhaps five feet on a side. It was so buried that its upper edge was flush with the surface.
Its top, which was practically indistinguishable from the surrounding sand,
was not bolted or welded, but was simply laid on loose.
Previous spy-ray inspection, having proved that the thing was not booby-trapped,
Jack lifted the cover by one edge, and all three lensmen studied the mechanisms at close range,
learning nothing new. There was an extremely sensitive non-directional receiver,
a highly directional sender, a beautifully precise uranium-clock director,
and an eternal power-pack. There was nothing else.
What next, sir, Northrop asked,
There'll be an incoming signal probably in a couple of days.
Shall we stick around and see whether it comes from Covenda or not?
You and Jack had better wait, yes.
Sam's thought for minutes.
I do not believe now that the signal will come from Covenda,
or that it will ever come twice from the same direction,
but we will have to make sure.
But I can't see any reason for it.
I think I can, sir.
this was Northrop's specialty.
No spaceship could possibly hit tellus from here,
except by accident, with a single-ended beam,
and they can't use a double-ender,
because it would have to be on all the time
and would be as easy to trace as the Mississippi River.
But this planet did all its settling ages ago,
which is undoubtedly why they picked it out.
And that director in there is a Mark Kandi,
the second Mark Kani I have ever seen.
Whatever that is, Jack put in,
and even Sam's thought a question.
The most precise thing ever built, the specialist explained.
Accuracy limited only by that of determination of relative motions.
Give me an accurate enough equation to feed into it, like that tape is doing, and two
sighting shots, and I'll guarantee to pour an 18-inch beam into any two-foot cup on Earth.
My guess is that it's aimed at some particular bucket antenna on one of the solar planets.
I could spoil its aim easily enough, but I don't suppose that is what you're after.
Decidedly not.
We want to trace them without exciting any more suspicion than is absolutely necessary.
How often would you say, do they have to come here to service this station?
Change tapes and whatever else might be necessary.
Change tapes is all, not very often, by the size of those reels.
If they know the relative motions exactly enough, they could compute.
as far ahead as they care to.
I've been timing that reel.
It's got pretty close to three months left on it.
And more than that much has been used.
It's no wonder we didn't see anything.
Sam straightened up and stared out across the frightful waist.
Look there.
I thought I saw something move.
It is moving.
There's something moving closer than that, and it's really funny.
Jack laughed deeply.
It's like the paddle wheels, shaft of the,
and all of an old-fashioned river steamboat, rolling along as unconcernedly as you please.
He won't miss me by over four feet, but he isn't swerving a hair. I think I'll block him off
just to see what he does. Be careful, Jack, Sam's caution sharply. Don't touch it. It may be
charged, or worse. Jack took the metal cover, which he was still holding, and by working it
back and forth edgewise in the sand, made of it a vertical barrier squarely across the thing's
path. The traveler paid no attention, did not alter its steady pace of a couple of miles per hour.
It measured about twelve inches long overall. Its paddle-wheel-like extremities were perhaps two
inches wide and three inches in diameter. Do you think it's actually alive, sir, in a place like this?
I'm sure of it. Watch carefully. It struck the barrier and stopped. That is, its forward motion stopped,
but its rolling did not.
Its rate of revolution did not change.
It either did not know or did not care
that its drivers were slipping on the smooth, hard sand,
that it could not climb the vertical metal plate,
that it was not getting anywhere.
What a brain! Northrop chortled, squatting down closer.
Why doesn't it back up or turn around?
It may be alive, but it certainly isn't very bright.
The creature, now in the shadow of the tree,
troncist's helmet slowed down abruptly, went limp, collapsed.
Get out of his light, Jack snapped, and pushed his friend violently away. And as the
vicious sunlight struck it, the native revived and began to revolve as vigorously as before.
I've got a hunch. Sounds screwy, never heard of such a thing, but it acts like an energy
converter. Each energy, raw and straight. No storage capacity. On this world, he wouldn't need it.
A few more seconds in the shade would probably have killed him, but there's no shade here.
Therefore, he can't be dangerous.
He reached out and touched the middle of the revolving shaft.
Nothing happened.
He turned it at right ankles to the plate.
The thing rolled away in a straight line, perfectly contented with the new direction.
He recaptured it and stuck a test prod lightly into the sand, just ahead of its shaft and just inside one paddle wheel.
Around and around that slim wire the creature went.
Unable it seemed to escape from even such a simple trap.
Perfectly willing it seemed to spend all the rest of its life
traversing that tiny circle.
What a brain is right, Mace, Jack exclaimed.
What a brain!
This is wonderful, boys, really wonderful.
Something completely new to our science.
Sam's thought was deep with feeling,
I am going to see if I can reach its mind or consciousness.
Would you like to come along?
Would we?
Sam's tuned low and probed, lower and lower, deeper and deeper, and deeper,
and Jack and May stayed with him.
The thing was certainly alive.
It throbbed and vibrated with vitality.
Equally certainly, it was not very intelligent.
But it had a definite consciousness of its own existence,
and therefore, however tiny and primitive, a mind.
Although its rudimentary ego could neither receive nor transmit thought,
it knew that it was a fontima,
that it must roll and roll and roll endlessly,
that by virtue of determined rolling its species would continue and would increase.
Well, that's one for the book, Jack exclaimed, but Sam's was entranced.
I would like to find one or two more of them to find out
I think I'll take the time.
Can you see any more of them, either of you?
No, but we can find some.
Stu, Northrop called.
Yes?
Look around, will you?
Find us a couple more of these Fontima things
and flick them over here with a tractor.
Coming up!
And in a few seconds, they were there.
Are you photographing this, Lance?
Sam's called the chief communications officer of the Chicago.
We certainly are, sir.
all of it. What are they anyway? Animal, vegetable, or mineral? I don't know. Probably, no one of the three,
strictly speaking. I'd like to take a couple back to tell us, but I'm afraid that they'll die,
even under an atomic lamp. We'll report to the society. Jack liberated his captive and
aimed it to pass within a few feet of one of the newcomers, but the two Fontimas did not ignore
each other. Both swerved, so that they came together wheel to wheel. The shafts bent toward
each other, each into a right angle. The angles touched and fused. The point of fusion swelled
rapidly into a double-fist-sized lump. The half-shafts doubled in length. The lump split
into four, became four perfect paddle-wheels. Four full-grown Fontima's rolled away from the spot
upon which two had met, their courses forming two mutually perpendicular straight lines.
Beautiful, Sam's exclaimed. And notice, boys, the method of avoiding inbreeding.
Upon a perfectly smooth planet such as this, no two of those four can ever meet,
and the chance is almost vanishingly small that any of their first-generation offspring will ever meet.
But I'm afraid I've been wasting time. Take me back out to the Chicago, please, and I'll be
on my way. You don't seem at all optimistic, sir, Jack ventured as the NA-774J approached the
Chicago. Unfortunately, I am not. The signal will almost certainly come in from an unpredictable
direction, from a ship so far away that even a super-fast cruiser could not get close enough to
her to detect. Just a minute, Rod. He lends the elder Kinnison so sharply that both young
lensmen jumped. What is it, Verge?
explained rapidly, concluding,
"'So, I would like to have you throw a globe of scouts
around this hole's a briskin system.
One deted out and one deted apart,
so as to be able to slap a tracer onto any ship laying a beam to this planet
from any direction whatever.
It would not take too many scouts, would it?'
Footnote.
Detet.
The distance at which one spaceship can detect another.
EES.
No, but it wouldn't be worthwhile.
Why not? Because it wouldn't prove a thing except what we already know, that spaceways is
involved in the thionite racket. The ship would be clean, merely another relay. Oh, you're
probably right. If Virgil Sams was in the least put out at this cavalier dismissal of his
idea, he made no sign. He thought intensely for a couple of minutes.
You are right. I will have to work from the Kvenda end.
How are you coming with Operation Bennett?
Nice, Kinnison enthused.
When you get a couple of days, come over and see it grow.
This is a fine world verge.
It'll be ready.
I'll do that.
Sam's broke the connection and called Dronfire.
The only change here is for the worse, the Rigelian reported Tersely.
The slight positive correlation between deaths from thionite
and the arrival of Spaceways vessels has disappeared.
There was no need to elaborate on that bare statement.
Both Lensmen knew what it meant.
The enemy, either in anticipation of statistical analysis or for economic reasons,
was rationing his small supply of the drug.
And Dal Nolton was very much unlike his usual equable self.
He was glum and unhappy, so much so that it took much urging to make him report at all.
We have, as you know, put our best operatives to work
on the interplanetary lines, he said, finally, half sullenly.
We have secured quite a little data.
The accumulating facts, however, point more and more definitely toward an utterly preposterous
conclusion.
Can you think of any valid reason why the exports and imports and imports of thionite between
Tellus and Mars, Mars and Venus, and Venus and Telos, should be all exactly equal to each other?
What?
Precisely. That is why Canobos and I are not yet ready to present even a preliminary report.
Then Jill. I can't prove it any more than I could before, but I'm pretty sure that Morgan is the boss.
I have drawn every picture I can think of with Isaacson in the driver's seat, but none of them fit.
She paused questioningly.
I am already reconciled to adopting that view, at least as a working hypothesis.
Go ahead.
The fact seems to be that Morgan has always had all the left-wingers of the nationalists
under his thumb.
Now, he and his man Friday, Representative Fleers, are wooing all the radicals and so-called
liberals on our side of both.
Senate and House, a new technique for him, and they're offering plenty of the right kind of
bait.
He has the commentators guessing, but there's no doubt whatever in my mind that he is aiming
at next election day.
and our Galactic Council.
And you and Dronvire are sitting idly by, doing nothing, of course?
Of course, Jill giggled, but sobered quickly.
He's a smooth, smooth worker, dad.
We are organizing, of course, and putting out propaganda of our own,
but they're so pitifully little that we can actually do.
Look and listen to this for a minute, and you'll see what I mean.
In her distant room, Jill manipulated a reel and flipped a switch.
A plate came to life showing Morgan's big, sweating, passionately earnest face.
And who are these linsmen anyway?
Morgan's voice bellowed, passionate conviction in every syllable.
They are the hired minions of the classes, stabbers in the back, crooks and scoundrels,
tools of ruthless wealth.
They are hirelings of the interplanetary bankers,
those unspeakable excresences on the body-pullinges,
on the body politic, who are still grinding down into the dirt under an iron heel, the face of
the common man. In the guise of democracy, they are trying to set up the worst, the most outrageous
tyranny that this universe has ever—' Jill snapped the switch viciously.
And a lot of people swallow that—that bilge, she almost snarled. And if they have the brains of a—of
even that Zabriskin Fontima Mace told me about—
They wouldn't, but they do.
I know they do.
We have known all along that he is a masterly actor.
We now know that he is more than that.
Yes, and we're finding out that no appeal to reason,
no psychological countermeasures will work.
Dronfire and I agree that you'll have to arrange matters
so that you can do solid months of stumping yourself.
Personally.
It may come to that,
but there's a lot of other things to do first.
Sams broke the connection and thought.
He did not consciously try to exclude the two youths,
but his mind was working so fast in such a disjointed fashion
that they could catch only a few fragments.
The incomprehensible vastness of space,
tracing, detection,
Kavenda's one tiny, fast-moving moon,
back and solidly to detection.
Mace, Sam's thought then carefully.
As a specialist in such things, why is it that the detectors of the smallest scout,
lifeboat even, have practically the same range as those of the largest liners and battleships?
Noise level and hash, sir, from the Atomics?
But can't they be screened out?
Not entirely, sir, without blocking reception completely.
I see.
Suppose then that all atomics aboard were to be shut down, that for the necessary heat and light
we use electricity, from storage or primary batteries or from a generator driven by an internal
combustion motor or a heat engine. Could the range of detection then be increased?
Tremendously, sir. My guess is that the limiting factor would then be the Cosmix.
I hope you're right. While you are waiting for the next signal to come in, you might work out a
preliminary design for such a detector. If, as I anticipate, this Zabriska proves to be a dead end,
Operation Zbriska ends here, becomes a part of Zwillnick, and you two will follow me at Max to tell us.
Ujerk are very badly needed on Operation Boscon. You and I, Mace, will make appropriate
alterations aboard a J-class vessel of the patrol. End of Chapter 11. Chapter 12 of First Lensman
by E.E. Doc Smith. This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman. Chapter 12. Approaching Covenda in his dead black, converted scout ship,
Virgil Sams cut his drive, killed his atomics, and turned on his super-powered detectors.
For five full detats in every direction, throughout a spherical volume of over ten detats in
diameter, space was void of ships. Some actually. Some actually.
was apparent upon the planet dead ahead, but the first lensman did not worry about that.
The drug runners would, of course, have atomics in their plants, even if there were no
spaceships actually on the planet, which there probably were. What he did worry about was
detection. There would be plenty of detectors, probably automatic, not only ordinary
sub-etherials, but electrodes and radars as well. He flashed up to within one and a quarter
detets, stopped and checked again. Space was still empty. Then, after making a series of observations,
he went inert and established an intrinsic velocity, which he hoped would be close enough.
He again shut off his atomics and started the 16-cylinder diesel engine, which would do its
best to replace them. That best was none too good, but it would do. Besides driving the Bergenholm,
it could furnish enough kiladines of thrust to produce a velocity many times greater than any attainable by inert matter.
It used a lot of oxygen per minute, but it would not run for very many minutes.
With her atomics out of action, his ship would not register upon the plates of the long-range detectors universally used.
Since she was nevertheless traveling faster than light, neither electromagnetic detector webs nor radar could see her.
Good enough.
Sam's was not the system's best computer, nor did he have the system's finest instruments.
His positional error could be corrected easily enough, but as he drove nearer and nearer to Covenda,
keeping toward the last in line with its one small moon, he wondered more and more
as to how much of an allowance he should make for error in his intrinsic, which he had set up
practically by guess. And there was another variable, the cutoff. He slowed down to just over one
light. But even at that comparatively slow speed, an error of one millisecond at cutoff
meant a displacement of 200 miles. He switched the spotter into the Berg's cutoff circuit,
set it for 300 miles, and waited tensely at his controls. The relays clicked, the driving
force expired, the vessel went inert. Sam's eyes, flashing from instrument to instrument,
told him that matters could have been worse. His intrinsic was neither straight. He was either
up, as he had hoped, nor straight down as he had feared. But almost exactly halfway between the
two, straight out. He discovered that fact just in time. In another second or two, he would have been out
beyond the moon's protecting bulk and thus detectable from Covenda. He went free, flashed back to the
opposite boundary of his area of safety, went inert, and put the full power of the bellowing diesel
to the task of bucking down his erroneous intrinsic, losing altitude.
continuously. Again and again he repeated the maneuver, and thus grimly and stubbornly he fought his ship
to ground. He was very glad to see that the surface of the satellite was rougher, rockier,
ruggeder, and more cratered even than that of Earth's Luna. Upon such a terrain as this,
it would be next to impossible to spot even a moving vessel, if it moved carefully.
By a series of short and careful inertialess hops, correcting his intramed,
Forensic velocity, after each one, by an inert collision with the ground,
he maneuvered his vessel into such a position that Kavenda's enormous globe hung directly overhead.
Breathing a profoundly deep breath of relief, he killed the big engine,
cut in his fully charged accumulators, and turned on detector and spy ray.
He would see what he could see.
His detector showed that there was only one point of activity on the whole planet.
He located it precisely.
Then, after cutting a spy rate to minimum power, he approached it gingerly, yard by yard.
Stopped. As he had more than half expected, there was a spy ray block. A big one, almost two miles in
diameter. It would be almost directly beneath him, or rather almost straight overhead, in about
three hours. Sam's had brought along a telescope, considerably more powerful than the telescopic visiplate
of his scout. Since the surface gravity of this moon was low, scarcely one-fifth that of Earth,
he had no difficulty in lugging the parts out of the ship or in setting the thing up. But even the
telescope did not do much good. The moon was close to Coventa, as astronomical distances go,
but really worthwhile astronomical optical instruments simply are not portable. Thus, the lensman
saw something that, by sufficient stretch of the imagination, could have been able to be a
been a factory, and his eyes straining at the tantalizing limit of visibility, he even made himself
believe that he saw a toothpick-shaped object and a darkly circuit or blob, either of which could
have been the spaceship of the outlaws. He was sure, however, of two facts. There were no real cities
upon Covenda. There were no modern spaceports, or even airfields. He dismounted the scope,
stored it, set his detectors, and waited. He had to say,
sleep at times, of course, but any ordinary detector rig can be set to sound off at any change in its
status, and Sam's was no ordinary rig. Wherefore, when the drugmonger's vessel took off,
Sam's left Cavendah as unobtrusively as he had approached it and swung into that vessel's line.
Sam's strategy had been worked out long since. On his diesel, at a distance of just over one detet,
he would follow the outlaw as fast as he could, long enough,
to establish his line. He would then switch to atomic drive and close up to between one and two detets.
Then again go on to diesel for a check. He would keep this up for as long as might prove necessary.
As far as any of the lendsmen knew, Spaceways always used regular liners or freighters in this
business, and this scout was much faster than any such vessel. And even if, highly improbable thought,
the enemy ship was faster than his own, it would still be within range of those detectors
when it got to wherever it was that it was going. But how wrong Sam's was. At his first check,
instead of being not over two detets away, the quarry was three and a half. At the second,
the distance was four and a quarter. At the third, almost exactly five. Scowling,
Sam's watched the erstwhile brilliant point of light fade into darkness.
That circular blob that he had almost seen then had been the spaceship, but it had not been a sphere as he had supposed. Instead, it had been a teardrop, sticking sharp tail down in the ground, ultra-fast. This was the result.
But ideas had blown up under him before, they probably would again. He resumed atomic drive and made arrangements with the Port Admiral to rendezvous with him and the Chicago at the earliest.
possible time.
What is there along that line?
He demanded of this super dreadnought's chief pilot,
even before junction had been made.
Nothing, sir, that we know of.
That worthy reported, after studying his charts.
He boarded the gigantic ship of war,
and with Kinnison, poured over those same charts.
Your best bed is a reading, I think,
Kinnison concluded finally.
Not too near your line,
but they could very easily figure that a one-day dogleg would be a good investment.
And Space Waste owns it, you know, from core to planetary limits,
the richest uranium mines in existence, made to order.
Nobody would suspect a uranium ship.
How about throwing a globe around a reedon?
Sam's thought for minutes.
No, not yet at least. We don't know enough yet.
I know it. That's why it looks to be.
me like a good time and place to learn something, Kinnison argued.
We know, almost no at least, that a super-fast ship carrying thionite has just landed there.
This is the hottest lead we've had.
I say englobe the planet, declare martial law, and not let anything in or out until we find it.
Somebody there must know something, a lot more than we do.
I say, hunt him out and make him talk.
You're just popping off, Rod.
You know as well as I do that nabbing a few of the small fry isn't enough.
We can't move openly until we can strike high.
I suppose not, Kinnison grumbled.
But we know so damned little, Verge?
Little enough, Sam's agreed.
Of the three main divisions, only the political aspect is at all clear.
In the drug division, we know where thionite comes from and where it is processed,
and a read it may be, probably is.
is another link. On the other end, we know a lot of peddlers and a few middlemen,
nobody higher. We have no actual knowledge whatever as to who the higher-ups are or how they work,
and it's the bosses we want. Concerning the pirates, we know even less. Mergatroyd may be no more
a man's name than Zwillnick is. Before you get too far away from the subject, what are you
going to do about a reading? Nothing for the moment would be best,
believe. However, Canobos and Dalnauton should switch their attention from spaceways passenger
liners to the uranium ships from Reden to all three of the inner planets. Check? Check. Particularly,
since it explains so beautifully the merry-go-round they have been on so long, chasing the same
packages of dope backwards and forward so many times that the corners of the boxes got worn round.
We've got to get the top men, and they're smart. Which reminds me,
Morgan's big boss does not square up with the Morgan that you and Fairchild smacked down so easily when he tried to investigate the hill.
A loud-mouthed, chisling politician might have a lockbox full of documentary evidence about party bosses and power deals and chorus girls and Martian teckleco coats,
but the man we're after very definitely would not.
You're telling me?
This point was such a sore one that Sam's relapsed into idiom.
The boys should have cracked that box a week ago, but they struck a knot.
I'll see if they know anything yet.
Tune in, Rod.
Ray.
He lends to thawed at his cousin.
Yes, Verge?
Have you got a spy ray into that lockbox yet?
Glad you called.
Yes, last night.
Empty.
Empty as a sub-deb skull.
Except for an atomic-powered gimmick that it took Bergenholm's whole laboratory almost a week to neutralize.
I see. Thanks. Off. Sam's turn to Kinnison. Well?
Nice. A mighty smart operator. Kinnison gave credit ungrudgingly.
Now I'll buy your picture. What a man. But now, and I've got my ears pinned back,
what was it you started to say about pirates? Just that we have very little to go on,
except for the kind of stuff they seem to like best, the fact that even
armed escorts have not been able to protect certain types of shipments of late.
The escorts too have disappeared.
But with these facts as bases, it seems to me that we could arrange something, perhaps like this.
A fast, sleek freighter and a heavy battlecruiser board steadily through the interstellar void.
The merchantman carried a fabulously valuable cargo, not bullion or jewels or plate of price,
but things literally above price.
machine tools of highest precision, delicate optical and electrical instruments, fine watches and
chronometers. She also carried first lensman Virgil Sams. And aboard the warship there was Roderick
Kinnison. For the first time in history, a mere battle cruiser bore a port admiral's flag.
As far as the detectors of those two ships could reach, space was empty of man-made craft,
but the two lensmen knew that they were not alone.
One and a half detets away, loafing along at the freighter's speed and paralleling her course,
in a hemispherical formation open to the front, there flew six tremendous tear-drops.
Super dreadnots, of whose existence no Tullerian or colonial government had even an inkling.
They were the fastest and deadliest craft yet built by man, the first fruits of Operation Bennett.
And they too carried lendsmen, Costigan, Jack Kinnison, Northrop, Dronham,
the convire of Rigel 4, Roadbush, and Cleveland.
Nor was there need of detectors.
The eight-lensmen were in as close communication
as though they had been standing in the same room.
"'On your toes, men,' came Sam's quiet thought.
"'We are about to pass within a few light minutes
of an uninhabited solar system.
No Tullurian-type planets at all.
This may be it.
Tune to Kinnison on one side
and to your captains on the other.
Take over, Rod.
At one instant, the ether, for one full detet in every direction, was empty.
In the next, three intensely brilliant spots of detection flashed into being,
in line with the dead planet so invitingly close at hand.
This development came as a surprise, since only two raiders had been expected,
a battleship to take care of the escort, a cruiser to take the merchantman.
The fact that the pirates had become cautious or suspicious, and had sent three super dreadnots on the mission, however, did not operate to change the patrol's strategy.
For Sam's had concluded, and Dronvire and Bergenholm and Rulareon of Jupiter had agreed, that the real commander of the expedition would be aboard the vessel that attacked the freighter.
In the next instant then, H. Lensman saw what Roderick Kinnison saw in the very instant of his seeing it, six more points of hard,
white light, sprang into being upon the plates of the guileful freighter and the decoying cruiser.
Jack and Mace, take the leader. Kinnison snapped out the thought.
Drawnvire and Costigan, right wing. He's the one that's going after the freighter.
Fred and Lyman, left wing, hype. The pirate ships flashed up, filling ether and sub-ether
alike with a solid mush of interference through which no call for help could be driven.
two super dreadnots against the cruiser, one against the freighter.
The former, of course, had been expected to offer more than a token resistance.
Battle cruisers of the patrol were powerful vessels, both on offense and defense,
and it was a known and recognized fact that the men of the patrol were men.
The pirate commander who attacked the freighter, however, was a surprised pirate indeed.
His first beam directed well forward, well ahead of the pressure,
cargo, should have wrought the same havoc against the screens and wall shields and structure
as a white-hot poker would against a pad of lukewarm butter. Practically the whole no
section, including the control room, should have whiffed outward into space at gobbets and
streamers of molten and gaseous metal. But nothing of the sort happened. This merchantman
was no pushover. No ordinary screens protected that particular freighter and the person of first
Lensman Sam's. Roderick Kinnison had very thoroughly seen to that. In sheer mass, her screen
generators outweighed her entire cargo, heavy as that cargo was by more than two to one. Thus the
pirate's beam stormed and struck and clawed and clung uselessly. They did not penetrate.
And as the surprised attacker shoved his power up and up to his absolute ceiling of effort,
the only result was to increase the already tremendous pirate-technic display of energies cascading in all directions from the fiercely radiant defenses of the Tullerian freighter.
And in a few seconds, the commanding officers of the other two attacking battleships were also surprised.
The battle-cruiser screens did not go down, even under the combined top effort of two super dreadnots.
And she did not have a beam hot enough to light a match.
She must be all screen.
But before the startled outlaws could do anything about their realization that they, instead of being the trappers, were in cold fact the trapped, all three of them were surprised again, the last surprise that any of them was ever to receive.
Six mighty teardrops, vastly bigger, faster, more powerful than their own, were rushing upon them,
blanketing all channels of communication as efficiently and as enthusiastically as they themselves had been doing an instant before.
Being out simply and ruthlessly to kill and not to capture, four of the newcomers from Bennett polished off the cruisers to attackers in very short order.
They simply flashed in, went inert at the four corners of an imaginary tetrahedron, and through everything they had, and they had plenty.
Possibly, just barely possibly, there may have been somewhere a space battle shorter than that one,
but there certainly was never one more violent.
Then the four set out after their two sister ships and the remaining pirate,
who was frantically devoting his every effort to the avoidance of engagement.
But with six ships, each one of which was a vastly greater individual power than his own,
at the six corners of an octahedron of which he was the geometric,
center, his ability to cut tractor beams and to squirt out from between two opposed pressers
did him no good whatever. He was englobed, or rather, to apply the correct terminology to an
operation involving so few units, he was boxed. To blow the one remaining raider out of the ether
would have been easy enough, but that was exactly what the patrolmen did not want to do. They wanted
information, wherefore each of the patrol ships directed a dozen or so beams upon the scintillating
protective screens of the enemy. Enough so that every square yard of defensive web was under direct
attack. As rapidly as it could be done without losing equilibrium or synchronization,
the power of each beam was stepped up until the wildly violet incandescence of the pirate screen
showed that it was hovering on the very edge of failure. Then, in the instant, needlebeamer
went furiously to work. The screen was already loaded to its limit. No transfer of defensive energy was
possible. Thus tremendously overloaded locally. Locally, it flared through the ultraviolet into the black
and went down, and the fiercely penetrated daggers of pure force stabbed and stabbed.
The engine room went first, even though the needlers had to gnaw a hundred-foot hole
straight through the pirate craft in order to find the vital installations.
Then, enough damage done so that spy rays could get in, the rest of the work was done with
precision and dispatch. In a matter of seconds, the pirate Hulk lay helpless, and the patrolman
peeled her like an orange, or rather, more like an amateur cook very wastefully peeling a potato.
Resistless knives of energy sheared off tail section and no section, top and bottom, port
and starboard sides, then slabbed off the corners of what was left, until the end of the end
the control room was almost bared to space. Then, as soon as the intrinsic velocities could
possibly be matched, bored and storm. With drawn fire of Rigel IV in the lead, closely followed by
Costigan, Northrop, Kinnison the Younger, and a platoon of armed and armored space marines.
Sam's and the two scientists did not belong in such a melee as that which was to come and knew it.
Kinnison the Elder did not belong either, but did not know it. In fact, he cursed fluently and bitterly
at having to stay out. Nevertheless, out he stayed. Dronvire, on the other hand, did not like to fight.
The very thought of actual bodily hand-to-hand combat revolted every fiber of his being.
In view of what the spy-ray men were reporting, however, and of what all the lendsmen knew of pirate psychology,
Dronvier had to get into that control room first, and he had to get there fast.
And if he had to fight, he could, and physically he was wonderfully well equipped for just such activity.
To his immense physical strength, the natural concomitant of a force of gravity more than twice earths,
the armor which so encumbered the Tullurian battlers, was a scarcely noticeable impediment.
His sense of perception, which could not be barred by any material substance,
kept him fully informed of every development in his neighborhood. He has literally incredible
speed, enabled him not merely to parry a blow aimed at him, but to bash out the brains of the
would-be attacker before that blow could be more than started. And whereas a human being can swing
only one space-axe or fire only two ray-guns at a time, the Rigelian plunged through space
toward what was left of the pirate vessel, swinging not one or two space-axes, but four.
Each held in a life and supple, but immensely strong, tentacular hand.
Why axes? Why not Lewiston's or rifles or pistols?
Because the space armor of that day could withstand almost indefinitely the output of two or three handheld projectors,
because the resistance of its defensive fields varied directly as the cube of the velocity of any material projectile encountering them.
Thus, and strangely enough, the advance of science had forced to,
the re-adoption of that long extinct weapon. Most of the pirates had died, of course,
during the dismemberment of their ship. Many more had been picked off by the needlebeam gunners.
In the control room, however, there was a platoon of elite guards, clustered so closely about
the commander and his officers that needles could not be used, a group that would have to be
wiped out by hand. If the attack had come by way of the only doorway, so that the pirates could
have concentrated their weapons upon one or two patrolmen, the commander might have had time
enough to do what he was under compulsion to do. But while the patrolmen were still in space,
a plane of force sheared off the entire side of the room, a tractor beam jerked the detached
wall away, and the attackers floated in en masse. Weightless combat is not at all like any form
of gymnastics known to us ground grippers. It is much more difficult to master, and at times of
stress, the muscles revert involuntarily and embarrassingly to their wanted gravity-field techniques.
Thus, the endeavors of most of the battlers upon both sides, while earnest enough and deadly enough
of intent, were almost comically unproductive of result. In a matter of seconds, frantically
struggling figures were floating from wall to ceiling to wall to floor, striking wildly,
darting backward from the violence of their own fierce swings. The Tullorian lensman, however,
more practice and remembered their lessons better. Jack Kinnison, soaring into the room,
grabbed the first solid thing he could reach, a post. Pulling himself down to the floor,
he braced both feet, sighted past the nearest foeman, swung his axe, and gave a tremendous
shove. Such was his timing that in the instant of maximum effort, the beak of his atrociously
effective weapon encountered the pirate's helmet, and that was that. He wrenched his axe free and shoved
the corpse away in such a direction that the reaction would send him against a wall at the floor line,
in position to repeat the maneuver. Since Mason Northrop was heavier and stronger than his friend,
his technique was markedly different. He dove for the chart table, which of course was welded to the
floor. He hooked one steel-shot foot around one of the table's legs and braced the other against its
top. Weightless but inert. It made no difference whether his position was vertical or
horizontal or anywhere between. From this point of vantage, with his length of body and arm and axe,
he could cover a lot of room. He reached out, hooked bill of axe into belt or line snap or angle
of armor, and pulled. And as the helplessly raging pirate floated past him, he swung and struck.
And that too was that. Dronvire of Rijal 4 did not rush to the attack. He had never been and was not
now either excited or angry. Indeed, it was only empirically that he knew what anger and excitement were.
He had never been in any kind of a fight. Therefore, he paused for a couple of seconds to analyze the
situation, and to determine his own most efficient method of operation. He would not have to be in
physical contact with the pirate captain to go to work on his mind, but he would have to be closer
than this, and he would have to be free from physical attack while he concentrated.
He perceived what Kinnison and Kostigan and Northrop were doing, and knew why each was working
in a different fashion. He applied that knowledge to his own mass, to his own musculature,
to the length and strength of his arms, each one of which was twice as long and ten times as
strong as the trunk of an elephant. He computed forces and leverages, actions and reactions, points of
application, stresses, and strains. He threw away two of his axes. The two empty arms reached out,
each curling around the neck of a pirate. Two axes flashed, grazing each pinioning arm so nearly that it
seemed incredible that the sharp edges did not shear away the Regillian's own armor. Two heads floated
away from two bodies, and drawn via reach for two more, and two, and two, and two. Calm and dispassionate,
but not wasting a motion or a millisecond.
Dronvire accomplished more in less time than all the Tullerians in the room.
Custigan, Northrop, Kinnison, attend.
He launched a thought.
I have no time to kill more of them.
The commander is dying of a self-inflicted wound,
and I have important work to do.
See to it, please, that these remaining creatures do not attack me while I am doing it.
Dronvire tuned his mind to that of the pirate and probed.
Although dying, the pirate captain offered fierce resistance, but the Rigelian was not alone.
Attuned to his mind, working smoothly with it, giving its strengths and qualities which no Rigelian ever had had or ever would have, were the two strongest minds of Earth,
that of Rod the Rock Kinnison, with the driving force, the indomitable will, the transcendent urge of all human heredity,
and that of Virgil Sams, with all that had made him first landsman.
Tell!
That terrific triple mind demanded, with a force which simply could not be denied.
Where are you from? Resistance is useless.
Yours or that of those whom you serve.
Your bases and powers are smaller and weaker than ours,
since Spaceways is only a corporation, and we are the galactic
Patrol. Tell who are your bosses. Tell, tell, tell. Under that irresistible urge, there appeared
foggly and without any hint of knowledge of name or of spatial coordinates, and embattled planet,
very similar in a smaller way to the patrol's own Bennett, and, even more foggily, but still not so
blurred, but that their features were unmistakably recognizable, the images of two men. That,
of Murgatroyd, the pirate chief, completely strange to both Kinnison and Sam's, and,
back of Murgatroyd and above him, that of Big Jim Town.
End of Chapter 12.
Chapter 13 of First Lensman by E. E. Doc Smith.
This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman.
Chapter 13.
First, about Murgatroyd.
In his office in the hill, Roderick Kinnison spoke aloud to the first landsman.
What do you think should be done about him?
Murgatroyd.
Hmm.
Sam's inhaled a mouthful of smoke and exhaled it slowly, watched it dissipate in the air.
Ah, yes, Murgatroyd.
He repeated the performance.
My thought at the moment is to let him alone.
Check, Kinnison said.
If Sam's was surprised at his friend's concurrence, he did not show it.
Why? Let's see if we check on that.
Because he does not seem to be a fundamental importance, even if we could find him.
And by the way, what do you think the chance is of our spies finding him?
Just about the same chance that theirs have a finding out about the Sam's Olmsted switch,
or our planet Bennett? Vanishingly small. Zero. Right. And even if we could find him,
even find their secret base, which is certainly as well hidden as ours is, it would do us no present good
because we could take no positive action. We have, I think, learned the prime fact,
that town is actually murgatroyd superior. That's the way I see it. We can almost draw an
organization chart now? I wouldn't say almost. Sam smiled half ruefully. There are gaping holes,
and Isaacson is as yet a highly unknown quantity. I've tried to draw one a dozen times,
but we haven't got enough information. An incorrect chart, you know, would be worse than none at all.
As soon as I can draw a correct one, I'll show it to you. But in the meantime, the position of our
friend James F. Town is now clear. He is actually a big shot in both piracy and politics.
That fact surprised me, even though it did clarify the picture tremendously. Me too. One good thing,
we won't have to hunt for him. You've been working on him right along, though, haven't you?
Yes, but this new relationship throws light on a good many details which have been obscure. It also tends to
strengthen our working hypothesis as to Isaacson, which we can't prove yet, of course, that he is the
actual working head of the drug syndicate, vice president in charge of drugs, so to speak.
Huh? That's a new one on me. I don't see it. There is very little doubt that at the top there is Morgan.
He is, and has been for some time, the real boss of North America. Under him, probably taking orders direct,
is President Witherspoon.
Undoubtedly, the nationalist party is strictly a la machine,
and Witherspoon is one of the world's slimyest skinkers.
Morgan is chief engineer of the machine.
Take it from there.
We know that Boss Jim is also in the top echelon,
quite possibly the commander-in-chief of the enemy's armed forces.
By analogy, and since Isaacson is apparently on the same level as town,
immediately below Morgan,
Wouldn't there be three? Wither Spoon? I doubt it. My present idea is that Wetherspoon is at least one level lower,
comparatively small fry. Could be, I'll buy it. A nice picture verge, and beautifully symmetrical.
His mightiness Morgan, Secretary of War Town and Secretary of Drugs, Isaacson,
and each of them putting a heavy shoulder behind the political bandwagon. Very nice.
That makes Operation Matisse tougher than ever, a triple distilled toughie.
Glad I told you it wasn't my dish.
Saves me the trouble of backing out now.
Yes, I have noticed how prone you are to duck tough jobs.
Sam smiled quietly.
However, unless I am even more mistaken than usual,
you will be in it up to your not-so-small ears, my friend, before it is over.
Huh? How?
Kinnison demanded.
That will, I hope, become clear very shortly.
Sam stubbed out the butt of his cigarette and lit another.
The basic problem can be stated very simply.
How are we going to persuade the sovereign countries of Earth,
particularly the North American continent,
to grant the Galactic Patrol the tremendous power and authority
it will have to have?
Nice phrasing, verge, and studied.
Not off the cuff.
But aren't you overdrawing a bit?
Little, if any, conflict.
The patrol would be pretty largely inter-systemic in scope,
with, of course, the necessary interplanetary and intercontinental,
and, um, exactly.
But it's logical enough verge even at that,
and has plenty of precedents, clear back to ancient history.
Way back, before space travel,
when they first started to use atomic energy,
and the only drugs they had to worry about
were cocaine, morphine, heroin,
and other purely Tullerian products.
I was reading about it just the other day.
Kinnison swung around,
fingered a book out of a matched set,
and ruffled its leaves.
Russia was the world's problem child then.
Put up what they called an iron curtain.
Wouldn't play with the neighbor's children,
but picked up her marbles and went home.
But yet, here it is,
Original source unknown. Some indications point to a report of somebody named Hoover,
sometime in the 1940s or 50s, Gregorian calendar. Listen, this protocol, he's talking about the
agreement on worldwide narcotics control, was signed by 52 nations, including the USSR,
that was Russia, and its satellite states. It was the only international agreement to which the
communist countries. You know more about what communism was, I suppose, than I do.
Just that it was another form of dictatorship that didn't work out.
To which the communist countries ever gave more than lip service. This adherence is all the
more surprising, in view of the political situation then obtaining, in that all signatory
nations obligated themselves to surrender national sovereignty in five highly significant respects,
as follows. First,
To permit narcotics agents of all other signatory nations, free, secret, and unregistered
entry into, unrestricted travel throughout, and exit from, all their lands and waters, wherever
situate.
Second, upon request, to allow known criminals and known contraband to enter and to leave
their territories without interference.
Third, to cooperate fully and as a secondary and not as a prime mover in any narcotics
patrol program set up by any other signatory nation.
Fourth, upon request, to maintain complete secrecy concerning any narcotics operation.
And, fifth, to keep the central narcotics authority fully and continuously informed upon
all matters herein before specified.
And apparently, Verge, it worked.
If they could do that, way back then, we certainly should be able to make the patrol work now.
You talk as though the situations were comparable.
They aren't. Instead of giving up an insignificant fraction of their national sovereignty,
all nations will have to give up practically all of it. They will have to change their
thinking from a national to a galactic viewpoint. We'll have to become units in a galactic civilization,
just as counties used to be units of states, and states are units of the continents.
The Galactic Patrol will not be able to stop at being the supreme and only authority in inter-systemic affairs.
It is bound to become inter-systemic, intraplanetary, and intracontinental.
Eventually, it must and it shall be the sole authority,
except for such purely local organizations as city police.
What a program! Kinnison thought silently for minutes.
But I'm still betting that you can bring it off.
off. We'll keep on driving until we do. What gives us our chance is that the old
Lensman-Solarian Council is already in existence and is functioning smoothly, and that the
government of North America has no jurisdiction beyond the boundaries of its continent. Thus,
and even though Morgan has extra-legal powers, both as boss of North America and as the head of an
organization, which is in fact inter-systemic in scope, he can do nothing whatever about the
fact that the Solarian Council has been enlarged into the Galactic Council.
As a matter of fact, he was and is very much in favor of that particular move, just as much so
as we are.
You're going too fast for me.
How do you figure that?
Unlike our idea of the patrol as a coordinator of free and independent races, Morgan sees it
as the perfect instrument of a galactic dictatorship.
Thus, North America is the most powerful continent of Earth.
The other continents will follow her lead or else.
Telos can very easily dominate the other Solarian planets,
and the solar system can maintain dominance over all other systems
as they are discovered and colonized.
Therefore, whoever controls the North American continent
controls all space.
I see. Could be at that.
Throw the lensman out, put his own stooges in.
Wonder how he'll go about it.
A tour de force?
"'No. The next election would be my guess. If so, that will be the most important election in history.'
"'If they decide to wait for the election, yes. I'm not as sure as you seem to be that they will not act sooner.'
"'They can't,' Kinnison declared. Name me one thing they think they can do, and I'll shoot it fuller of holes than a target.'
"'They can, and I am very much afraid that they will,' Sam's replied soberly.
At any time he cares to do so, Morgan, through the North American government, of course,
can abrogate the treaty and name his own counsel.
Without my boys, the backbone and the guts of North America as well as of the patrol,
don't be stupid, Verge, they're loyal.
Admit it, but at the same time they are being paid in North American currency.
Of course, we will soon have our own galactic credit system worked out,
but what the hell difference would that make? Kinnison wanted savagely to know.
You think they'd last until the next payday if they start playing that kind of ball?
What in the hell do you think I'd be doing?
And Clayton and Schweikert and the rest of the gang?
Sitting on our fat rumps and crying into our beers?
You would do nothing.
I could not permit any illegal—
Permit!
Kinnison blazed, leaping to his feet.
Permit! Hell!
Are you?
loose-screwed enough to actually think I would ask or need your permission?
Listen, Sam's.
The Port Admiral's voice took on a quality like nothing his friend had ever before heard.
The first thing I would do would be to take off your lens, wrap you up, especially your mouth,
in 17 yards of three-inch adhesive tape, and heave you into the brig.
The second would be to call out everything we've got, including every half-built ship on Bennett
able to fly and declare martial law. The third would be a series of summary executions,
starting with Morgan and working down. And if he's got any fraction of the brain I credit him with,
Morgan knows damn well exactly what would happen. Oh, Sam's, while very much taken aback,
was thrilled to the center of his being. I had not considered anything so drastic,
but you probably would. Not probably.
"'Cinnison corrected him grimly.
"'Certainly.'
"'And Morgan does know, except about Bennett, of course,
"'and he would not, for obvious reasons,
"'bring in his secret armed forces.
"'You're right, Rod, it will be the election.
"'Definitely, and it's plain enough
"'what their basic strategy will be.
"'Kinnison, completely mollified,
"'sat down and lit another cigar.
"'His nationalist party,
is now in power. But it was our cosmocrats of the previous administration who so basely slipped one over
on the dear people, who betrayed the entire North American continent into the clause of rapacious wealth,
no less, by ratifying that unlawful, unhallowed, unconstitutional, and so on treaty.
Scoundrels, bribe-takers, betrayers of a sacred trust! How rebel-Rouser Morgan will thump the tub on that theme,
he'll make the welcome ring as it never rang before.
Kinnison mimicked savagely the demagogues round and purple tones as he went on.
Since they have no mandate from the people to trade their birthright for a mess of pottage,
that nefarious and underhanded treaty is,
a prima vista and ipso facto and a priori, completely and necessarily,
and positively null and void.
People of earth, arouse, arise,
Rise, rise in your might, and throw off this stultifying and degrading, this paralyzing yoke of the moneyed powers.
Throw out this dictatorial, autocratic, wealth-directed, illegal, monstrous counsel of so-called Linsman.
Rise in your might at the polls.
Elect a council of your own choosing, not of linsmen, but of ordinary folks like you and me.
Throw off this hellish yoke, I say.
And here he begins to positively froth at the mouth.
So that the government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
He has used that exact peroration, ancient as it is, so many times that practically everybody
thinks he originated it, and it's always good for so many decibels of applause that he'll keep on
using it forever.
Your analysis is vivid, cogent, and factual rod, but the situation is not at all funny.
Did I act as though I thought it was? If so, I'm a damned poor actor.
I'd like to kick the blood-sucking leech all the way from here to the great nebula in Andromeda,
and if I ever get the chance, I'm going to.
An interesting but somewhat irrelevant idea.
Sam smiled at his friend.
passionate outburst. But go on. I agree with you in principle so far, and your viewpoint is,
to say the least, refreshing. Well, Morgan will have so hypnotized most of the dear people
that they will think at their own idea when he renominates this spineless Ninkum-Poop Witherspoon
for another term as President of North America, with a solid machine-made slate of hatchet men
behind him. They win the election. Then the guard.
government of the North American continent, not the Morgan Town-Isaacson machine, but all nice and
legal, and by mandate, and in strict accordance with the party platform, abrogates the treaty
and names its own counsel. And right then, my friend, the boys and I will do our stuff.
Except that, in such a case, you wouldn't. Think it over, Rod. Why not? Kinnison demanded,
in a voice which, however, did not carry much conviction.
"'Because we would be in the wrong,
"'and we are even less able to go against united public opinion
"'than is the Morgan crowd.
"'We do something.
"'I've got it,' Kinnison banged the desk with his fist.
"'That would be a strictly unilateral action.
"'North America would be standing alone.
"'Of course.
"'So we'll pull all the Cosmocrats
"'and all of our friends out of North America,
"'move them to Benetor somewhere,
and make Morgan and company a present of it.
We won't declare martial law or kill anybody unless they decide to call in their reserves.
We'll merely isolate the whole damn continent.
Throw a screen around it and over it that a microbe won't be able to get through.
One that would make that iron curtain I read about look like a brides veil.
And we'll keep them isolated until they beg to join up on our terms.
Strictly legal and the perfect solution.
How about me giving the boys a briefing on it right now?
Now? Not yet. Sam's mean, however, lightened markedly. I never thought of that way out. It could be done,
and it would probably work. But I would not recommend it except as an ultimately last resort. It has
at least two tremendous drawbacks. I know it, but it would wreck North America as no nation has ever been
wrecked, quite possibly beyond recovery. Furthermore, how many people, including
yourself and your children, would like to renounce their North American citizenship and remove
themselves, permanently and irrevocably, from North American soil.
Um, put that away. It doesn't sound so good, does it? But what the hell else can we do?
Just what we have been planning on doing. We must win the election.
Huh? Kinnison's mouth almost fell open.
You say it easy. How? With whom?
By what stretch of the imagination do you figure that you can find anybody with a loose enough mouth to outlie and out-promise Morgan?
And can you duplicate his machine?
We can not only duplicate his machine, we can better it.
The truth, presented to the people in language they can understand and appreciate, by a man whom they like, admire and respect, will be more attractive than Morgan's promises.
The same truth will dispose of Morgan's lies.
Well, go on. You've answered my questions, after a fashion, except the stinger.
Does the council think it's got a man with enough dinnage to lift the load?
Unanimously. They also agreed unanimously that we have only one. Haven't you any idea who he is?
Not a glimmering of one. Kinnison frowned in thought, then his face cleared into a broad grin, and he yelled,
What a damn fool I am! You, of course!
I was not even seriously considered. It was the consensus that I could not possibly win.
My work has been such as to keep me out of the public eye. If the man in the street thinks of me at all,
he thinks that I hold myself apart and above him, the ivory tower concept.
Could be at that. But you've got my curiosity aroused. How can a man of that caliber have been
kicking around so long without me knowing anything about him? You do. You do.
"'That's what I've been working around to all afternoon.'
"'You.'
"'Hah?' Kinnison gasped as though he had received a blow in the solar plexus.
"'Me? Me? Hell's brazen hinges.'
"'Exactly. You.'
Silencing Kinnisans' inarticulate protests,
Sam's went on,
"'First, you'll have no difficulty in talking to an audience as you've just talked to me.'
Of course not, but did I use any language that would burn out the transmitters?
I don't remember whether I did or not.
I don't either. You probably did, but that would be nothing new.
Telanus has never yet cut you off the ether because of it.
The point is this. While you do not realize it, you are a better tub thumper and welcome-ringer
than Morgan is, when something, such as just now, really gets you going.
and as for a machine, what finer one is possible than the patrol?
Everybody in it or connected with it will support you to the hilt.
You know that.
Why, I...
I suppose so.
Probably they would, yes.
Do you know why?
Can't say that I do, unless it's because I treat them fair, so they do the same to me.
Exactly.
I don't say that everybody likes you, but I don't know of any of any of the same.
who doesn't respect you. And most important, everybody, all over space, knows Rod the Rock
Kinnison and why he is called that. But that very man and horseback thing may backfire on you,
Verge. Perhaps, slightly, but we're not afraid of that. And finally, you said you'd like to kick Morgan
from here to Andromeda. How would you like to kick him from Panama City to the North Pole?
I said it, and I wasn't just warming up my jets either.
I'd like it.
The big Linsman's nostrils flared, his lips thinned.
By Godverge, I will.
Thanks, Rod.
With no display whatever of the emotion he felt, Sam skipped deliberately to the matter next in hand.
Now, about Iriden, let's see if they know anything yet.
The report of Canobos and Dal Nalton was terse
and exact. They had found, and that finding, so baldly put, could have filled and should fill a book,
that spaceways uranium vessels were, beyond any reasonable doubt, hauling thionite from
Eridon to the planets of Saul. Spi-rays being useless, they had considered the advisability
of investigating Eredin in person, but had decided against such action. Iridon was closely held
by Uranium Incorporated. Its population was 100% Tullurian human.
Neither Dalnaldon nor Canobos could disguise himself well enough to work there.
Either would be caught promptly, and as promptly, shot.
Thanks, fellows, Sam said, when it became evident that the brief report was done.
Then, to Kinnison, that puts it up to Conway Kostigan.
And Jack, or Mace, or both?
Both, Kinnison decided, and anybody else they can use.
I'll get them at it.
Sam sent out his thoughts.
And now I wonder what that daughter of mine is doing.
I'm a little worried about her, Rod.
She's too cocky for her own good, or strength.
Some of these days, she's going to bite off more than she can chew if she hasn't already.
The more we learn about Morgan, the less I like the idea of her working on Herkimer-Hurkimer Third.
I've told her so a dozen times, and why, but of course it didn't do any good.
It wouldn't. The only way to develop teeth is to bite with them. You had to, so did I. Our kids have got to, too. We live through it, so will they. As for Herkey III. He thought for moments, then went on. Check. But she's done a job so far that nobody else could do. In spite of that fact, if it wasn't for our lenses, I'd say to pull her, if you have to heave the insubordinate young Jade into the
brig. But with the lenses and the way you watch her, to say nothing of Mace Northrop, and he's a lot
of man, I can't see her getting in either very bad or very deep. Can you? No, I can't, Sam's admitted,
but the thoughtful frown did not leave his face. He lensed her, finding, as he had supposed,
that she was at a party, dancing as he had feared, with Senator Morgan's number one secretary.
Dad? She greeted him gaily, with the no slightest change in the expression of the face turned
so engagingly to her partners. I have the honor of reporting that all instruments are still dead
centering the green. And have you, by any chance, been paying any attention to what I have been telling
you? Oh, lots, she assured him. I've collected reams of data. He could be almost as much of a menace
as he thinks he is, in some cases, but I haven't begun to slip yet.
As I have told you all along, this is just a game, and we're both playing it strictly according to the rules.
That's good. Keep it that way, my dear. Sam signed off, and his daughter returned her full attention,
never noticeably absent, to the handsome secretary. The evening wore on. Miss Sam's dance to every dance,
occasionally with one or another of the notables present, but usually with Herkimer, Herkimer third.
A drink? he asked. A small,
cold one? Not so small and very cold, she agreed enthusiastically. Glass in hand, Herkimer
indicated a nearby doorway. I just heard that our host has acquired a very old and very fine bronze,
a Neptune. We should run an eye over it, don't you think? By all means, she agreed again. But as they
passed through the shadowed portal, the man's head perked to the right. There's something you really ought to see, Jill.
He exclaimed,
Look!
She looked.
A young woman of her own height and build,
and with her own flamboyant hair,
identical as to hairdo and as to every fine detail of dress
and of ornamentation,
glass in hand, was strolling back into the ballroom.
Jill started to protest, but could not.
In the brief moment of inaction,
the beam of a snub-nosed pea-gun
had played along her spine from hips to neck.
She did not fall,
he had given her a very mild,
jolt, but, rage as she would, she could neither struggle nor scream. And after the fact, she knew.
But he couldn't. Couldn't possibly. Nevy and paralysis guns were as outlawed as was V2 gas itself.
Nevertheless, he had. And on the instant, a woman dressed in crisp and spotless white and
carrying a hooded cloak appeared, and Herkimer now wore a beard and heavy, horned-rimmed spectacles.
Thus, very shortly, Virgilia Sams found herself completely helpless and completely unrecognizable,
walking awkwardly out of the house between a business-like doctor and a solicitous nurse.
"'Will you need me any more, Dr. Murray?'
The woman carefully and expertly loaded the patient into the rear seat of a car.
"'Thank you, no, Miss Childs.'
With a sick, cold certainty, Jill knew that this conversation was for the benefit of the doorman and the hackers,
and that it would stand up under any examination.
Miss Harmon's condition is,
er, well, nothing at all serious.
The car moved out into the street,
and Jill, really frightened for the first time in her triumphant life,
fought down an almost overwhelming wave of panic.
The hood had slipped down over her eyes, blinding her.
She could not move a single voluntary muscle.
Nevertheless, she knew that the car traveled a few blocks,
six, she thought, west on Bolton Street before turning left.
Why didn't somebody lends her? Her father wouldn't, she knew until tomorrow. Neither of the Kinnison's
would nor spud. They never did except on direct invitation. But Mace would before he went to bed,
or would he? It was past his bedtime now, and she had been pretty caustic only last night
because she was doing a particularly delicate bit of reading, but he would. He must.
Mace, Mace! Mace! And eventually, Mace did. Deep under the hill, Roderick Kinnison
swore fulminately at the sheer physical impossibility of getting out of that furiously radiating
mountain in a hurry. At New York spaceport, however, Mason, Northrop, and Jack Kinnison
not only could hurry, but did.
"'Where are you, Jill?' Northrop demanded presently.
"'What kind of a car are you in?'
"'Quite near Stand Hope Circle.'
In communication with her friends at last,
Jill regained a measure of her usual poise.
"'Within eight or ten blocks, I'm sure.
"'I'm in a black Wilford sedan, last year's model.
"'I didn't get a chance to see its license plates.'
"'That helps a lot,' Jack grunted,
savagely. Ten-block radius covers a hell of a lot of territory, and half the cars in town are
black Wilford sedans. Shut up, Jack. Go ahead, Jill. Tell us all you can, and keep on sending
us anything that will help at all. I kept the right and left turns and distances straight for
quite a while, about twenty blocks. That's how I know it was Standhope Circle. I don't know how
many times he went around the circle, though, or which way he went when he left it.
After leaving the circle, the traffic was very light, and here there doesn't seem to be any
traffic at all. That brings us up to date. You'll know as well as I do what happens next.
With Jill, the lensman knew that Herkimer drove his car up to the curb and stopped,
parked without backing up. He got out and hauled the girl's limp body out of the car,
displacing the hood enough to free one eye.
Good. Only one other car was visible.
A bright yellow convertible parked across the street
about half a block ahead.
There was a sign.
No parking on this side, seven to ten.
The building toward which he was carrying her
was more than three stories high
and had a number, one four,
if he would only swing her a little bit more
so that she could see the rest of it.
One four seven, nine.
"'Ruston Boulevard, you think, Mace?'
"'Could be. Fourteen seventy-nine would be on the downtown traffic side.
"'Blast!'
"'In to the building, where two masked men locked and barred the door behind them.'
"'And keep it locked,' Hercimer ordered.
"'You know what to do until I come back down.'
"'Into an elevator and up.
"'Through massive double doors into a room,
"'whose most conspicuous item of furniture,
"'was a heavy steel chair bolted to the floor.
Two masked men got up and placed themselves behind that chair.
Jill's strength was coming back fast, but not fast enough.
The cloak was removed. Her ankles were tied firmly, one to each front leg of the chair.
Herkimer threw four turns of rope around her torso and the chair's back, took up every inch of slack, and tied a workman-like knot.
Then, still without a word, he stood back and lighted a cigarette.
The last trace of paralysis disappeared, but the girl's mad struggles, futile as they were,
were not allowed to continue.
Put a double hammerlock on her, Harkimer directed.
But be damn sure not to break anything at this stage of the game.
That comes later.
Jill, more furiously angry than frightened until now, locked her teeth to keep from screaming
as the pressure went on.
She could not bend forward to relieve the pain.
She could not move. She could only grit her teeth and glare. She was beginning to realize, however,
what was actually in store. That Herkimer, Herkimer Third, was in fact a monster whose like she had
never known. He stepped quietly forward, gathered up a handful of fabric and heaved. The strapless and
backless garments, in no way designed to withstand such stresses, parted, squarely across at the upper
strand of rope. He puffed his cigarette to a vivid coal, took it in his fingers. There was an
audible hiss and a tiny stink of burning flesh, as the glowing ember was extinguished in the
clear, clean skin below the girl's left armpit. Jill flinched then and shrieked desperately,
but her tormentor was viciously unmoved. That was just to settle any doubt as to whether or not
I mean business. I'm all done fooling around with you. I want to know. I want to know.
two things. First, everything you know about the lens, where it comes from, what it really is,
and what it does besides what your press agents advertise. Second, what really happened at the
ambassador's ball. Start talking. The faster you talk, the less you'll get hurt. You can't get away
with this, Harkamer. Jill tried desperately to pull her shattered nerves together. I'll be
missed, traced. She paused, gasping.
If she told him that the lensment were in full and continuous communication with her,
and if he believed it, he would kill her right then.
She switched instantly to another track.
That double isn't good enough to fool anybody who really knows me.
She doesn't have to be.
The man grinned venomously.
Nobody who knows you will get close enough to her to tell the difference.
This wasn't done on the spur of the moment, Jill.
It was planned, minutely.
"'You haven't got the chance of the proverbial cellular dog in hell.'
"'Jill!' Jack Kinnison's thought stabbed in.
"'It isn't Rushden.
"'1479 is a two-story.
"'What other streets could it be?'
"'I don't know.
"'She was not in very good shape to think.
"'Damnation.
"'Got to get hold of somebody who knows the streets.
"'Spud, grab a hacker at the circle, and I'll lend Parker.'
Jack's thought snapped off as he tuned to a local lensman.
Jill's heart sank.
She was starkly certain now that the lensman could not find her in time.
"'Tighten up, a little, Eddie. You too, Bob.'
"'Stop it. Oh, God, stop it!'
The unbearable agony relaxed a little.
She watched in horrified fascination a second glowing coal
approach her bare right side.
"'Even if I do talk, you'll kill me anyway.
you couldn't let me go now.
Kill you, my pet?
Not if you behave yourself.
We've got a lot of planets the patrol never heard of,
and you could keep a man interested for quite a while,
if you really tried.
And if you beg hard enough, maybe I'll let you try.
However, I'd get just as much fun out of killing you as out of the other,
so it's up to you.
Not sudden death, of course.
Little things at first, like we've been doing.
A few more touches of warmth here and there.
So.
Scream as much as you please.
I enjoy it, and this room is soundproof.
Once more boys, about half an inch higher this time.
Up, steady, down.
We'll have half an hour or so of this stuff.
Herkimer knew that to the quivering, sensitive, highly imaginative girl,
his words would be practically as punishing as the atrocious actualities themselves.
Then I'll do things to your fingernails and toenails,
beginning with burning slivers of double-base flare-powder and working up.
Then your eyes.
Or no, I'll save them until last,
so you can watch a couple of veneerian slasher worms work on you,
one on each leg, and a Martian digger on your bare belly.
gripping her hair firmly in his left hand. He forced her head back and down, down almost to her
hard-held hands. His right hand, concealing something which he had not mentioned and which was probably
starkly unmentionable, approached her taut, stretched throat. Talk or not, just as you please.
The voice was utterly callous, as chill as the death she now knew he was so willing to deal.
But listen, if you elect to talk, tell the truth. You won't lie twice. I'll count to ten.
One. Jill uttered a gurgling, strangling noise, and he lifted her head a trifle.
Can you talk now? Yes. Two. Helpless, immobile, scared now to a depth of terror she had never imagined it possible to feel.
Jill fought her wrenched and shaken mind back from insanity's very edge, managed with a pale tongue to lick bloodless lips.
Pops Kinnison always said a man could die only once, but he didn't know. In battle, yes, perhaps.
But she had already died a dozen times, but she'd keep on dying forever before she'd say a word.
But—
"'Tell him, Jill!' Northrop's thought beat at her mind.
He, her lover, was unashemably frantic, as much with sheer rage as with sympathy for her physical and mental anguish.
For the nineteenth time I say, tell him. We've just located you, Hancock Avenue. We'll be there in two minutes.
Yes, Jill, quit being a damned stubborn jackass and tell him. Jack Kinnison's thought bit deep,
but this time, strangely enough, the girl felt no repugnance at his touch. There was nothing
whatever of the lover, nor of the brother, except of the fraternity of arms. She belonged.
She would come out of this brawl right side up, or none of them would.
Tell the goddamn rat the truth, Jack's thought drove on. It won't make any difference. He
won't live long enough to pass it on. But I can't. I won't, Jill stormed. Why, Pops
Kinnison would. Not this time I wouldn't, Jill. Sam's thought tried to
come in, too, but the poor Admonds
vehemence was overwhelming.
No harm! He's doing this
strictly on his own. If Morgan
had had any idea he'd have killed
him first. Start talking,
or I'll spank you to a rosy blister.
They were to laugh later at the incongruity
of that threat, but it did produce
results.
Nine!
Herkimer grinned wolfishly in sadistic
anticipation.
Stop it. I'll tell.
She screamed,
"'Stop it! Take that thing away!
I can't stand it. I'll tell!'
She burst into racking, tearing sobs.
Steady!
Herkimer put something in his pocket,
then slapped her so viciously
that fingers-long marks sprang into red relief
upon the chalk-white background of her cheek.
"'Don't crack up. I haven't started to work on you yet.
What about that lens?'
She goped twice before she could speak.
"'It comes from—'
"'Aresia.
"'I haven't got one myself,
"'so I don't know very much about it at first hand.
"'But from what the boys tell me, it must be—'
"'Outside the building, three black forms arrowed downward.
"'Northrop and young Kinnison stopped at the sixth level.
"'Costigan went on down to take care of the guards.
"'But it's not beams.'
The Irishman reminded his younger fellows.
"'We'll have to clean up the mess without leaving a trace,
so don't do any more damage to the property than you absolutely have to.'
Neither made any reply. They were both too busy.
The two thugs standing behind the steel chair, being armed openly, went first.
Then Jack put a bullet through Herkimer's head.
But Northrop was not content with that.
He slid the pin to full automatic,
and ten more heavy slugs tore into the falling by.
before it struck the floor. Three quick slashes, and the girl was free.
Jill! Mace! Locked in each other's arms, straining together, no bystander would have
believed that this was their first kiss. It was plainly, yes, quite spectacularly, evident,
however, that it would not be their last. Jack, blushing furiously, picked up the cloak
and flung it at the oblivious couple.
"'Pst, pst, jill, wrap him up,' he whispered urgently.
"'All the top brass in space is coming at full emergency blast.
There'll be scrambled eggs all over the place any second now.
Mace, damn your thick, hard skull, snap out of it.
He's always frothing at the mouth about her running around half-naked,
and if he sees her like this, especially with you, he'll simply have a litter of lizards.
You'll get a million black spots and 700 years in the clink.
That's better.
Bye now.
I'll see you up at New York Spaceport.
Jack Kinnison dashed to the nearest window,
threw it open, and dived headlong out of the building.
End of Chapter 13.
Chapter 14 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith.
This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman.
Chapter 14
The Employment Office of Any Concerns with Personnel running into the hundreds of thousands
is a busy place indeed, even when its plants are all on tellus, and its working conditions
are as nearly ideal as such things can be made.
When that firm's business is colonial, however, and its working conditions are only a couple
of degrees removed from slavery, procurement of personnel is a first magnitude problem.
The personnel departments, like Alison Wynne,
Wonderland must run as fast as it can in order to stay where it is. Thus, the help-wanted
advertisements of Uranium Incorporated covered the planet Earth with blandishment and guile.
And thus for 12 hours of every day and for seven days of every week, the employment offices
of uranium ink were filled with men, mostly the scum of Earth. There were, of course, exceptions.
One of which strode through the motley group of waiting men and thrust a card through the
information wicket. He was a chunky-looking individual, appearing shorter than his actual five-feet-nine
because of a hundred and ninety pounds of weight, even though every pound was placed exactly where it would
do the most good. He looked, well, slouchy, and his mean was sullen.
Bergenfeld, by appointment, he growled through the wicket in a voice which could have been
pleasantly deep. The coolly efficient blonde manipulated plugs.
Mr. George W. Jones, sir, by appointment. Thank you, sir. And Mr. Jones was escorted into Mr. Birkenfield's
private office. Have a chair, please, Mr.—er, Jones. So, you know? Yes, it is seldom that a man of your
education, training, and demonstrated ability applies to us for employment of his own initiative,
and a very thorough investigation is indicated. What time I hear for, then? The visit is
or demanded, treculently. You could have turned me down by mail. Everybody else has, since I got out.
You are here because we who operate on the frontiers cannot afford to pass judgment upon a man
because of his past, unless that past precludes the probability of a useful future. Yours does not,
and in some cases, such as yours, we are very deeply interested in the future. The official's eyes drill deep.
Conway Costigan had never been in the limelight. On the contrary, he had made inconspicuousness a passion and an art.
Even in such scenes of violence as that which had occurred at the Ambassador's ball, he managed to remain unnoticed.
His lens had never been visible. No one except Lensman, and Clio and Jill, knew that he had one.
And Lensman, and Clio and Jill, did not talk. Although he was calmly certain that this Berkenfeld was not an Ortecalfe was not an Orte,
ordinary interviewer, he was equally certain that the investigators of Uranium Inc.
had found out exactly and only what the patrol had wanted them to find.
So, Jones Bering altered subtly, and not because of the penetrant eyes.
That's all I want, a chance. I'll start at the bottom, as far down as you say.
We advertise, and truthfully, that opportunity on Iridon is unlimited.
Burkenfeld chose his words with care.
In your case, opportunity will be either absolutely unlimited or zero, depending entirely upon yourself.
I see.
Dumbness had not been included in the fictitious Mr. Jones background.
You don't need to draw a blueprint.
You'll do, I think.
The interviewer nodded in approval.
Nevertheless, I must make our position entirely clear.
If the slip was, shall we say accidental, you will go far with us.
If you try to play false, you will not last long and you will not be missed.
Fair enough.
Your willingness to start at the bottom is commendable, and it is a fact that those who come
up through the ranks make the best executives, in our line at least.
Just how far down are you willing to start?
How low do you go?
A mucker, I think, would be low enough, and from your build, an obvious physical strength,
the logical job.
Mucker?
One who scoffers or in the mine.
Nor can we make any exception in your case as to the routines of induction and transportation.
Of course not.
Take this slip to Mr. Cawkins in room 6217.
He will run you through the mill.
And that night, in an obscure boarding-house,
Mr. George Washington Jones, after a meticulous service special survey in every direction,
reached a large and somewhat grimy hand into a screened receptacle in his battered suitcase and
touch to lens.
Cleo?
The lovely mother of their wonderful children appeared in his mind.
Made it, sweetheart, no suspicion at all.
No more lensing for a while.
Not too long, I hope.
So, so long, Cleo.
Take it easy, Spud, dar.
"'And be careful.'
Her tone was light,
but she could not conceal a stark background of fear.
"'Oh, I wish I could go, too.'
"'I wish you could, Tootie.'
The linked minds flashed back to what the two had done together
in the red opacity of Nevy and Merck
on Nevia's mighty, watery globe.
But that kind of thinking would not do.
But the boys will keep in touch with me
and keep you posted.
And besides, you know how.
how hard it is to get a babysitter. It is strange that the fundamental operations of working
metalliferous veins have changed so little throughout the ages. Or is it? Ors came into being
with the crusts of the planets. They change appreciably only with the passage of geologic time.
Ancient mines, of course, could not go down very deep or follow a seam very far. There was too much
water and too little air. The steam engine helped, in degree, if not in kind,
by removing water and supplying air. Tools improved, from the simple metal bar through pick and
shovel and candle, through drill and hammer and low-explosive and acetylene, through Sullivan slugger
and high-explosive and electrics, through scoffer and rotary and burly and sourceless glow, to the
complex gadgetry of today. But what fundamentally is the difference? Men still crawl, snake-like,
to where the metal is. Men still, by dint of sheer brawn,
Jackass the precious stuff up to where our vaunted automatics can get hold of it.
And men still die, in horribly unknown fashions and in callously recorded numbers,
in the mines which supply the stuff upon which our vaunted culture rests.
But to resume the thread of narrative,
George Washington Jones went to a read-in as a common laborer, a mucker.
He floated down beside the skip.
A skip is a mine elevator, some 4,800 feet.
He rode an orcar a horizontal distance of approximately eight miles to the brilliantly illuminated cavern,
which was the station of the twelfth and lowest level.
He was assigned to the bunk in which he would sleep for the next fifteen nights.
Fifteen down and three up, ran the standard underground contract.
He walked 400 yards, yelled,
Nothing down!
And inched his way up a rise, in many places, scarcely wider than his shoulders,
to the stope some 300 feet above.
He reported to the miner who was to be his immediate boss
and bent his back to the scoffer,
which, while not resembling a shovel at all closely,
still meant hard physical labor.
He already knew ore,
the glossy, submetallic, pitchy blackluster
of uranite or pitchblend,
the yellows of ottonite and carnitite,
the variant and confusing greens of toberite.
No values went from Joe.
own scoffer into the heavily timbered steel-braced waist pockets of the stope.
Very little base rock went down the rise.
He became accustomed to the work, got used to breathing the peculiarly lifeless, dry, oily,
compressed air. And when, after a few days, his stentorian,
"'Nothing down!' called forth a, "'nothing but a little fine stuff!'
And a handful of grit and pebbles, he knew that he had been accepted into the undefined,
unwritten and unofficial, yet nevertheless intensely actual, fellowship of hard-rock men.
He belonged. He knew that he must abandon his policy of invisibility, and after several days
of thought, he decided how he would do it. Hence, upon the first day of his up period, he joined
his fellows in their descent upon one of the rawest, noisiest dives of Donapolis. The men were
met, of course, by a bevy of giggling, shrieking, garishly painted, and strongly perfumed girls,
and at this point, young Jones' behavior became exceedingly unorthodox.
Buy me a drink, mister? And a dance, huh? On your way, sister. He brushed the important
at wench aside. I get enough exercise underground, and you ain't got a thing I want.
Apparently unaware that the girl was exchanging meaningful glances with a couple of husk-
characters labeled bouncer in bill-poster type. The atypical mucker strolled up to the long and
ornate bar. "'Give me a bottle of pineapple pup,' he ordered brusquely, and a package of tellurian cigarettes,
sunshines. P'-p-p-pine!' the surprised bartender did not finish the word. The bounces were fast,
but Costigan was faster. A hard knee took one in the shoulder plexus. A hard elbow took the other so
savagely under the chin as to all but break his neck.
A bartender started to swing a bung-starter and found himself flying through the air toward a
table. Men, table, and drinks crashed to the floor.
I pick my own company, and I drink what I damn please, Jones announced griddily.
Them lunkers ain't hurt none to speak of. His hard eyes swept the room malevolently.
But I ain't in no gentle mood, and the next jaspers that tackle me will wind up in
repair shop, or maybe in the morgue, see? This, of course, was much too much. A dozen in battle
roughnecks leapt to mop up on the misguided white who had so impugned the manhood of Alder Eden.
Then, while six or seven bartenders blew frantic blasts upon police whistles, there was a flurry
of action too fast to be resolved into consecutive events by the eye. Conway Costigan,
one of the fastest men with hands and feet the patrol has ever known
was trying to keep himself alive, and he succeeded.
What the hell goes on here? A chorus of raucously authoritative voices yelled,
and sixteen policemen John Law did not travel singly in that district, but in platoons.
Swinging clubs and saps finally hauled George Washington Jones out from the bottom of the pile.
He had sundry abrasions, and not a few contusions, but no bones were broken.
and his skin was practically whole. And since his version of the affair was not only inadequate,
but also differed in important particulars from those of several non-participating witnesses,
he spent the rest of his holiday in jail, a development with which he was quite content.
The work and time went on. He became in rapid succession a headmucker, a miner's pimp,
which short and rugged Anglo-Saxon word means simply helper in underground parlance,
A miner, a top miner, and then, a long step up the ladder, a shift boss.
And then disaster struck, suddenly, paralyzingly, as mine disasters do.
Loud speakers blared briefly,
Explosion, cave in, flood, fire, gas, radiation, damp, and expired.
Short circuits, there was no way of telling which, if any, of those dire warnings were true.
The power failed and the lights.
The hiss of air from valves, a noise which, by its constant and unvarying and universal presence,
soon becomes unheard, became noticeable because of its diminution in volume and tone.
And then, seconds later, a jarring, shuddering rumble was felt and heard,
accompanied by the snapping of shattered timbers and the sharper, utterly unforgettable shriek of rending and riven steel.
And the men, as men do under such conditions, went wild.
Yelling, swearing, leaping toward where, in the rayless dark, each thought the rise to be.
It took a couple of seconds for the shift-boss to break out and hook up his emergency battery lamp,
and three or four more seconds, and by dint of fists, feet, and a two-foot length of air-hose,
to restore any degree of order. Four men were dead, but that wasn't too bad, considering.
Up there, under the hanging wall, he ordered sharply.
That won't fall, unless the whole mountain slips.
Now, how many of you Jaspers have got your emergency kits on you?
Twelve out of twenty-six. What brains? Put on your masks. You without them can stay up here.
You'll be safe for a while, I hope. Then presently. There, that's all for now, I guess.
He flashed his light downward. The mass of steel members no longer writhed. The crushed and tortured timbers were still.
That horizon may be open. It goes through solid rock.
not waste. I'll see. Right? You're all in one piece, aren't you? I guess so, yes.
Take charge up here. I'll go down to the drift. If the rise is open, I'll give you a flash.
Send the ones with masks down one at a time. Take a jolly bar and bash the brains out of anybody who
gets panicky again. Jones was not as brave as he sounded. Mind disasters carry a terror which is
uniquely and peculiarly poignant. Nevertheless, he went down the rise, found it open, and signaled.
Then, after issuing brief orders, he led the way along the dark and silent drift toward the station,
wondering profanely why the people on duty there had not done something with the wealth of
emergency equipment always ready there. The party found some cave-ins, but nothing they could not
dig through. The station was also silent and dark. Jones, flashing his headlamp upon. The station.
on the emergency panel, smashed the glass, wrenched the door open, and pushed buttons.
Lights flashed on. Warning signals flared, bellowed, and rang. The rotary air pump began again
its normal, subdued, wickering were. But the water pump, shuddering, clanking, groaning,
it was threatening to go out any second, but there wasn't a thing in the world Jones could do
about it yet. The station itself, so buttressed and pillared with alloy steel, as to be
little more compressible than an equal volume of solid rock was unharmed. But in it, nothing lived.
Four men and a woman, the nurse, were stiffly motionless at their posts. Apparently, the leads to the
station have been blasted in such fashion that no warning whatever had been given. And smoke,
billowing inward from the main tunnel, was growing thicker by the minute. Jones punched another button.
A foot-thick barrier of asbestos, tungsten, and vitrified refractory,
slid smoothly across the tunnel's opening.
He considered briefly, pityingly, those who might be outside, but felt no urge to explore.
If any lived, there were buttons on the other side of the fire door.
The edding smoke disappeared. The flaring lights winked out.
Air horns and bells relapsed into silence.
The shift boss, now apparently the superintendent of the whole 12th level, removed his mask,
found the station Waukee-talkie and snapped a switch.
He spoke, listened, spoke again, then called a list of names, none of which brought any response.
Right, and you five others, picking out miners who could be depended upon to keep their heads,
take these guns, shoot if you have to, but not unless you have to. Have the muckers clear the
drift just enough to get through. You'll find a shift boss with a crew of nineteen up in Stope 60.
Their rise is blocked. They've got light and power again now, and good air.
air, and they're working on it, but opening the rise from the top is a damn slow job. Right, you
throw a chippy into it from the bottom. You others work back along the drift, clear to the last
glory hole. Be sure that all the rises are open. Check all the stoops and glory holes. Tell everybody
you find alive to report to me here. Oh, what good, a man shrieked. We're all goners anyway. I want
water, and— Shut up, fool. There was a sound as a
missed meeting flesh, the shriek was stilled.
Plenty of water.
Tanks full of the stuff.
A grizzled miner turned to the self-appointed boss
and twitched his head toward the laboring pump.
Too damn much water too soon, huh?
I wouldn't wonder, but get busy.
As his now orderly and purposeful men disappeared,
Jones picked up his microphone and changed the setting of a dial.
On top, somebody, he said crisply.
On top!
"'Oh, there's somebody alive down in twelve after all!' a girl's voice screamed in his ear.
"'Mr. Clancy! Mr. Edwards!
"'To hell with Clancy and Edwards, too!' Jones barked.
"'Give me the chief engineer and the head surveyor, and give me them fast!'
Clancy speaking, Station 12.
"'If Works Manager Clancy had heard that pointed remark, and he must have, he ignored it.
Stanley and Emerson will be here in a moment.
In the meantime, who's calling?
I don't recognize your voice, and it's been so long.
Jones, shift boss, stope 59.
I had a little trouble getting here to the station.
What? Where's Penwaye and Riley and dead, everybody?
Gas or damp. No warning.
Not enough to turn on anything? Not even the purifiers?
Nothing. Where were you? Up in the stope.
Good God.
That news to Clancy was informative enough.
But to hell with all that. What happened and where? A skipload, and then a magazine of high
explosive, right at Station 7. It's right at the main shaft, you know. Jones did not know,
since he had never been in that part of the mine, but he could see the picture.
Main shaft filled up to above 7, and both emergency shafts blocked. Number 1 at 6, number 2 at 7.
Must have been a fault, but here's Chief Engineer Stanley. The works manager, not too unwillingly,
relinquished the microphone. A miner came running up, and Jones covered his mouthpiece.
How about the glory holes? Plug solid, all four of them. By the vibro, clear up to eleven.
Thanks. Then, as soon as Stanley's voice came on,
what I want to know is, why is this damned water pump overloading? What's the circuit?
You must be... Yes, you are pumping against too much head. Five levels above you are dead,
you know, so, dead, can't you raise anybody? Not yet. So you're pumping through dead
boosters on eleven and ten, and so on up, and when your overload relief valve opens,
Relief valve? Jones almost screamed. Can I dog the damn thing down? No, it's internal.
Christ, what a design. I could eat a handful of iron filings and puke a better emergency
pump than that. When it opens, Stanley went stodily on, the water will go through the
bypass back into the pump. So you better rod out one of the glory holes and...
Get conscious, fathead. Jones blazed. What would we use for time? Get off the air.
Give me Emerson. Emerson speaking. Got your maps? Yes. We got to run a sag up to 11, fast or
drown. Can you give me the shortest possible distance. Can do. The head surveyor snapped
orders. We'll have it for you in a minute. Thank God there was somebody
down there with a brain. It doesn't take superhuman intelligence to push buttons. You'd be surprised.
Your point on glory holes was very well taken. You won't have much time after the pump quits.
When the water reaches the station, curtains, and it's all done now, running free and easy,
recirculating. Hurry that dope! Here it is now. Start at the highest point of stope 59. Repeat.
Stope 59. Jones waved a furious hand.
as he shouted the words. The tight-packed miners turned and ran. The shift boss followed them,
carrying the walkie-talkie, aiming an exasperated kick of pure frustration at the merrily humming water
pump as he passed it. 32 degrees from vertical. Anywhere between 30 and 35.
30 to 35 off vertical. Direction? Got a compass? Yes. Set the blue on zero. Cours 275 degrees.
Blue on zero. Course 275.
Decks 69.20 feet. That'll put you into 11's class yard, so big you can't miss it.
Distance 69.2. That all? Fine. Maybe we'll make it after all. They're sinking a shaft, of course, from where?
About four miles in on six. It'll take time. If we can get up to 11, we'll have all the time on the clock.
It'll take a week or more to flood twelve stoops.
But this sag is sure as hell going to be touch and go.
And say, from the throw of the pump and the volume of the sump,
will you give me the best estimate you can of how much time we've got?
I want at least an hour, but I'm afraid I won't have it.
Yes, I'll call you back.
The shift boss elbowed his way through the throng of men,
and dragging the radio behind him, wriggled and floated up the rise.
Right, he bellowed, the echoes resounding dead.
definitely all up and down the narrow tube.
You up there ahead of me?
Yeah, that worthy bellowed back.
More men left than I thought. How many? Half of them.
Just about. Good. Sort out the ones you got up there by trades.
Then, when he had emerged into the now brilliantly illuminated stove,
where are the timber pimps? Over there. Russell timbers. Whatever you can find,
and wherever you can find it. Grab it and bring it up here.
Get some 12-inch steel, too, six feet long.
Timberman, grab that stuff off the face and start your staging right here.
You muckers, rig a couple of scoffers to throw muck to bury the base and checker work up to the hanging wall.
Doe's a sluice way down into that waist pocket there, so we won't clog ourselves up.
Work fast, fellows, but make it solid.
You know the load it'll have to carry, and what will happen if it gives.
They knew.
They knew what they had to do and did it.
seriously, but with care and precision.
How wide a sag you figuring on soup?
The boss Timberman asked.
Eight-foot checker work to the hang-in anyway, huh?
Yes, I'll let you know in a minute.
The surveyor came in.
Forty-one minutes is my best guess.
From when?
From the time the pump failed.
That was four minutes ago, nearer five,
and five more before we can start cutting.
Forty-one less ten is thirty-one.
31 into 69.2 goes 2.23 feet per minute, my slipstick says.
Thanks. Right. What will you say is the biggest sag we can cut in this kind of rock at 2.5 feet a minute?
Um, the miner scratched his whiskery chin. That's a tough one, boss. You'll have to figure damn close to a hundred pounds of air to the foot on plain cutting. That's 200 and a quarter.
But without a burly to pimp for her, a rotary can't.
take that kind of air. She'll foul herself to a standstill before she cuts a foot. And with a
burly rigging, she's got to make damn near a double cut, seven foot inside, figure. So any way you look
at it, you ain't going to cut no two foot to the minute. I was hoping you wouldn't check my
figures, but you do. So we'll cut five feet. Saw your timbers accordingly. We'll hold that
burly by hand. Wright shook his head dubiously. We don't want to die down. We don't want to
die down here any more than you do, boss, so we'll do our damnest. But how in hell do you figure you can
hold her to her work? Rig a yoke. Cut a stretcher up for canvas and petting. It'll pound,
but a man can stand almost anything in short enough shifts if he's got to or die. And for a time,
two minutes to be exact, during which the rotary chewed up and spat out a plug of rock over five
feet deep, things went very well indeed. Two men, instead of the usual three, could
run the rotary. That is, they could tend the complicated pneumatic walking jacks, which not only
oscillated the cutting demon in a geometrical path, but also rammed it against the face with a steadily
held an enormous pressure, even while climbing almost vertically upward under a burden of over
20,000 pounds. An armored hand waved a signal. Voice was utterly useless, up. A valve was flipped. A huge,
flat steel foot arose. A timber slid into place, creaking and groaning.
as that big flat foot smashed down. Up again. Up a third time. Eighteen seconds,
less than one-third of a minute, ten inches gained. And while it was not easy, two men could
hold the burly, in one-minute shifts. As has been intimated, this machine pimped for the rotary.
It waited on it, ministering to its every need with a singleness of purpose impossible to any
except robotic devotion. It picked the Rotary's teeth, it freed its linkages, it deloused its ports,
it cleared its spillways of compacted debris. It even, and this is a feat starkly unbelievable
to anyone who does not know the hardness of neocarb alloy and the tensile strength of ultra-special
steels, it even changed while in full operation the Rotary's diamond-tipped cutters. Both Burley and Rotary
were extremely efficient, but neither was either quiet or gentle. In their quietest moments,
they shrieked and groaned and yelled, producing a volume of sound in which nothing softer than a
cannon shot could have been heard. But when, in changing the rotary's cutting teeth,
the Burley's fingers were driven into and through the solid rock, a matter of merest routine to both
machines. The resultant blast of sound cannot even be imagined, to say nothing of being described.
And always both machines spewed out torrents of rock, in sizes ranging from impalpable dust up to chunks as big as a fist.
As the sag lengthened and the checker work grew higher, the work began to slow down.
They began to lose the time they had gained.
There were plenty of men, but in that narrow bore there simply was not room for enough men to work.
Even through that storm of dust and hurtling rock the timbermen could get their blocking up there,
but they could not place it fast enough.
There were too many other men in the way.
One of them had to get out.
Since one man could not possibly run the rotary,
one man would have to hold the burly.
They tried it one after another.
No soap.
It hammered them flat.
The rotary, fouled in every tooth and channel and vent
under the terrific thrust of 230 pounds of air,
merely gnawed and slid.
The timbermen now had room, but nothing to do.
And Jones, who had been biting at his mustache and ignoring the frantic walkie-talkie for minutes,
stared grimly at watch and tape.
Three minutes left and over eight feet to go.
"'Give me that armor,' he rassed, and climbed the blocks.
"'Open the air wide open. Give her the whole two-fifty.
Get down, Mack. I'll take her the rest of the way.'
He put his shoulders to the improvised yoke, braced his feet, and heaved.
The burly, screaming and yelling and clamoring, went joyously to,
work, both ways. God, what punishment. The rotary, free and clear, chewed rock more viciously
than ever. An armored hand smote his leg. Lift, he lifted that foot, set it down two inches higher.
The other one, four inches, six, one foot, two, three. Lord of ancients, was this lifetime of
agony only one minute? Or wasn't he holding her? Had the damn thing stopped cutting? No, it was still cutting,
the rocks were banging against and bouncing off his helmet as viciously and as numerously as ever.
He could sense, rather than feel, the furious fashion in which the relays of Timbermen
were laboring to keep those high-stepping jacks in motion.
No, it had been only one minute. Twice that long yet to go.
God, nothing could be that brutal. A bull elephant couldn't take it.
But by all the gods of space and all the devils in hell, he'd stay with it until that sag broke through.
And grimly, doggedly, toward the end, nine-tenths unconsciously,
Linsman Conway Costigan stayed with it.
And in the stope so far below, a new and highly authoritative voice blared from the speaker.
"'Jones! God damn it, Jones, answer me!
If Jones isn't there, somebody else answer me. Anybody?'
"'Yes, sir,' Wright was afraid to answer that peremptory call, but more afraid not to.
Jones? This is Clancy.
No, sir, not Jones. Right, sir. Top minor.
Where's Jones? Up in the sag, sir, he's holding the burly, alone.
Alone? Hell's purple fires. Tell him to... How many men has he got on the rotary?
Two, sir. That's all they's got room for. Tell him to quit it. Put somebody else on it.
I won't have him killed, damn it. He's the only one strong enough to hold it, sir,
but I'll send up Word.
Word went up via sign language and came back down.
Begging your pardon, sir, but he says to tell you to go to hell, sir.
He won't have no time for chit-chat, he says,
until this goddamn sag is through or the juice goes off, sir.
A blast of profanity erupted from the speaker,
of such violence that the thoroughly scared right
through the walkie-talkie down the waist chute,
and in the same instant the rotary crashed through.
dazed, groggy, barely conscious from his terrific effort,
Joan stared outlessly through the heavy steel-braced lenses of his helmet,
while the timbermen set a few more courses of wood,
and the rotary walked itself and the clinging burly up and out of the hole.
He climbed stiffly out, and as he stared at the pillar of light
flaring upward from the sag, his gorge began to rise.
"'Why is the idea of that damn surveyor lying to us like that?' he babbled.
"'We had oodles and oodles.
of time. Didn't have to kill ourselves. Damn water ain't got there yet. Was the big?
He wobbled weakly and took one short step and the lights went out. The surveyor's estimate
had been impossibly, accidentally close. They had had a little extra time, but it was measured
very easily in seconds. And Jones, logical to the end in a queerly addled way, stood in
the almost palpable darkness and wobbled and thought.
If a man couldn't see anything with his eyes wide open, he was either blind or unconscious.
He wasn't blind, therefore he must be unconscious and not know it. He sighed, wearily and
gratefully, and collapsed. Battery lights were soon reconnected, and everybody knew that they
had holed through. There was no more panic, and even before the shift boss had recovered
full consciousness, he was walking down the drift toward Station 11.
There is no need to enlarge upon the rest of that grim and grisly affair. Level after level was
activated, and, since working upward in mines is vastly faster than working downward, the two parties
met on the eighth level. Half of the men who would otherwise have died were saved, and much more
important from the viewpoint of uranium ink, the deeper and richer half of the biggest and richest uranium
a mine in existence, instead of being out of production for a year or more, would be back in full
operation in a couple of weeks. And George Washington Jones, still a trifle shaky from his ordeal,
was called into the front office. But before he arrived, I'm going to make him assistant works
manager, Clancy announced. I think not. But listen, Mr. Isickson, please, how do you expect me to
build up a staff if you snatch every good man I find away from me.
You didn't find him.
Birkenfeld did.
He was here only on a test.
He is going into Department Q.
Clancy, who had opened his mouth to continue his protests,
shut it wordlessly.
He knew that Department Q was Department Q.
End of Chapter 14.
Chapter 15 of First Lensman.
By E. E. Doc Smith. This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman
Chapter 15
Costigan was not surprised to see the man he had known as Birkenfeld in Uranium's ornate conference room.
He had not expected, however, to see Isaacson.
He knew, of course, that Spaceways owned uranium ink and the planet Eredon, lock, stock, and barrel,
but had never entered his modest mind that his case would be of sufficient importance
to warrant the personal attention of the big noise himself.
Hence, the sight of that suave and unrevealing face
gave the putative Jones a more than temporary qualm.
Isaacson was top-bracket stuff, way out of his class.
Virgil Sams ought to be taking this assignment, but since he wasn't...
But instead of being an inquisition,
the meeting was friendly and informal from the start.
They complimented him upon the soundness of his judgments
and the accuracy of his decisions.
They thanked him, both with words,
and with a considerable sum of expendable credits.
They encouraged him to talk about himself,
but there was nothing whatever of the Star Chamber
or of cross-examination.
The last question was representative of the whole conference.
One other thing, Jones, has me slightly baffled,
Isaacson said with a really winning smile.
Since you do not drink,
and since you were not in search of feminine, er, companionship,
just why did you go down to roaring Jack's dive?
Two reasons, Joan said, with a somewhat shame-faced grin.
The minor one isn't easy to explain, but,
well, I hadn't been having an exactly easy time of it on earth.
You all know about that, I suppose.
They knew.
Well, I was taking a very dim view of things in general,
and a good fight would get it out of my system.
It always does.
I see. And the major reason?
I knew, of course, that I was on probation.
I would have to get promoted and fast, or stay sunk forever.
To get promoted fast, a man can either be enough of a boot-licker to be pulled up from
on high, or he can be shoved up by the men he is working with.
The best way to get a crowd of hard-rock men to like you is to lick a few of them,
off hours, of course, and according to Hoyle,
and the more of them you can lick it once, the better.
I'm pretty good at rough and tumble brawling,
so I gambled that the cops would step in
before I got banged up too much.
I won.
I see, Isaacson said again,
in an entirely different tone.
He did see now.
The first technique is so universally used
that the possibility of the second did not occur to me.
"'Nice work. Very nice.'
He turned to the other members of the board.
"'This, I believe, concludes the business of the meeting.'
"'For some reason or other,
Isaacson nodded slightly as he asked the question,
and one by one, as though in concurrence the others nodded in reply.
The meeting broke up. Outside the door, however,
the magnate did not go about his own business, nor send Jones about his.
Instead—'
I would like to show you, if I may, the above-ground part of our works?
My time is your, sir. I am interested.
It is unnecessary here to go into the details of a civilization's greatest uranium operation.
The storage bins, the grinders, the willfully tables and slime tanks,
the flotation sluces, the roasters and reducers, the processes of solution and crystallization and recrystallization,
of final oxidation and reduction.
Suffice it to say that
Isaacson showed Jones
the whole immensity
of uranium works number one.
The trip ended on the top floor
of the towering administration building,
in a heavily screened room
containing a desk,
a couple of chairs,
and a tremendously massive safe.
Smoke up.
Isaacson indicated a package
of Jones' favorite brand of cigarettes
and lighted a cigar.
You knew that you were under a test.
I wonder, though, if you knew how much of it was testing.
All of it, Jones grinned, except for the big blow, of course.
Of course.
There were too many possibilities of too many different kinds, too pat.
I might warn you, though, I could have got away clear with that half-million.
The possibility existed.
Surprisingly, Isaacson did not tell him that the trap was more subtle,
than it had appeared to be.
It was, however, worth the risk.
Why didn't you?
Because I figure I'm making more than that a little later,
and I might live longer to spend it.
Sound thinking, my boy, really sound.
Now, you noticed, of course, the vote at the end of the meeting?
Jones had noticed it,
and although he did not say so,
he had been wondering about it ever since.
The older man strolled over to the safe and opened it, revealing a single, startlingly small package.
You passed unanimously. You are now learning what you have to know. Now that we trust you unreservedly,
you will be watched for a long time, and before you can make one false step, you will die.
That would seem to be good, business, sir. Glad you look at it that way. We thought you would.
You saw the works. Quite an operation, don't you think?
Immense, sir, the biggest thing I ever saw.
What would you say, then, to the idea of this office being our real headquarters,
of that little package there being our real business?
He swung the safe door shut, spun the knob.
It would have been highly surprising a couple of hours ago.
Costigan could not afford to appear stupid, nor to possess two.
much knowledge. He had to steer an extremely difficult middle course.
After the climax of this build-up, though, it wouldn't seem at all impossible,
or that there were wheels, plenty of them, within wheels.
Smart, Isaacson applauded. And what would you think might be in that package?
This room is ray-proof. Against anything the Galactic Patrol can swing? Positively.
"'Well, then, it might be something beginning with the letter—'
He flicked two fingers, almost invisibly fast, into a T, and went on without a break, M, as in morphine.
Your caution and restraint are commendable. If I had any remaining doubt as to your ability,
it is gone. He paused, frowning. As belief in ability increased, that in sincerity lessened.
This doubt, this questioning, existed every—'
time a new executive was initiated into the mysteries of department queue. The board's judgment was
good. They had slipped only twice, and those two errors had been corrected easily enough.
The fellow had been warned once, that was enough. He took the plunge. You will work with the
assistant works manager here until you understand the duties of the position. You will be transferred
to tell us as assistant works manager there. Your principal duties will. You will,
however, be concerned with Department Q, which you will head up one day if you make good.
And just incidentally, when you go to tell us, a package like that one in the safe will go with you.
Oh, I see. I'll make good, sir.
Jones let Isaacson see his jaw muscles tighten and resolve.
It may take a little time for me to learn my way around, sir, but I'll learn it.
I'm sure you will.
and now to go into greater detail.
Virgil Sams had to be sure of his facts.
More than that, he had to be able to prove them,
not merely to the satisfaction of a law enforcement officer,
but beyond any reasonable doubt of the hardest-headed member
of a cynical and skeptical jury.
Wherefore, Jack Hinnison and Mace Northrop
took up the thionite trail at the exact point
where each trip, George Olmsted, had had to abandon it.
in the atmosphere of Covenda.
And fortunately, not too much preparation was required.
Covenda was, as has been intimated, a primitive world.
Its native people, humanoid in type,
had developed a culture approximating in some respects
that of the North American Indian at about the time of Columbus,
in others that of the ancient nomads of Araby.
Thus a couple of wandering natives,
unrecognizable under their dirty storm-proof blankets,
and their scarcely thinner layers of grease and grime,
watched impassively, incuriously,
while a box floated pendant from its parachute from sky to ground.
Mounted upon their uncouth steeds,
they followed that box when it was hauled to the white man's village.
Unlike many of the other natives,
these two did not shuffle into that village,
to lean silently against a rock or a wall,
awaiting their turns to exchange a few hours of simple labor
or a container of a new and highly potent beverage.
They did, however, keep themselves constantly and minutely informed
as to everything these strange, devil-ridden white men did.
One of these pseudo-natives wandered off into the wilderness
two or three days before the huge thing which flies without wings left ground,
the other immediately afterward.
Thus the departure of the spaceship from Covenda was recorded,
as was its arrival at Arendon.
It had been extremely difficult for the patrol's engineers to devise ways and means of tracing
that ship from departure to arrival without exciting suspicion, but it had not proved impossible.
And Jack Kinnison, lounging idly and elegantly in the concourse of Donopolis spaceport,
seethed imperceptibly.
Having swallowed a tiny service special capsule that morning, he knew that he had been
under continuous spy ray inspection for over two hours. He had not given himself away.
Practically everybody screened their inside coat pockets and hip pockets, and the catwhisker lead
from lens to leg simply could not be seen. But for all the good they were doing him,
his ultra instruments might just as well have been back on tellus.
Mace, he sent, with no change whatever in the vapid expression then on his face.
I'm still covered, are you?
Covered, the answering thought was a snort.
They're covering me like water covers a submarine.
Keep tuned. I'll call Spud. Spud!
Come in, Jack.
Conway Costigan, alone now in the sanctum of Department Q,
did not seem to be busy, but he was.
That red herring they told us to drag across the trail was too damned red.
They must be touchier than fulminate.
to spy work on their armed forces.
Neither mace nor I can do a lick of work.
Anybody else covered?
No, all clear.
Good. Tell them the Zwillnick blockers took us out.
I'll do that.
Distance only, or is somebody on your tail?
Somebody.
And I mean somebody.
A slick chick with a classy chassis chassis.
A blonde with great big come-hither eyes.
Too good to be true, especially the falsies.
wiring, my friend. And I haven't been able to get a close look, but I wouldn't wonder if her
nostrils had a scillionth of a willameter too much expansion. I want a spy ray up. Is it safe to use
Fred?' Kinnison referred to the grizzled engineer, now puttering about in a certain spaceship,
not the one in which he and Northrop had come to a reedon. Definitely not. I can do it myself and
still stay very much in character. No, I don't know her. Not surprised.
of course, since the policy here is never to let the right-hand know what the left is doing.
How about you, Mace? Have you got a little girlfriend, too?
Yea, verily, brother, but not little. More my size.
Northrop pointed out a tall trim brunette, strolling along with the effortless,
consciously unconscious poise of the professional model.
Hmm. I don't know her either, Kossacken reported.
But both of them are wearing five.
four-inch spy ray blocks and are probably wired up like Christmas trees. By inference,
peagun-proof. I can't penetrate, of course, but maybe I can get a viewpoint. You're right,
Jack, nostrils plugged, anti-thionites, anti-v2, anti-everything. In fact, antisocial. I'll spread their
pictures around and see if anybody knows either of them. He did so, and over a hundred of the patrol's
shrewdest operatives. Upon this occasion, North America had invaded a reed in force, studied and
thought. No one knew the tall brunette, but—'I know the blonde. This was Parker of Washington,
a service ace for twenty-five years. Hillcat Hazel. Deforce, a hardest-boiled babe unhung. Watcher
step around her. She's just as handy with a knife and knockout drops as she is with a gun.
Thanks, Parker. I've heard of her.
Costigan was thinking fast.
Freelance. No way of telling who she's working for at the moment.
This was a statement, not a question.
Only that it would have to be somebody with a lot of money.
Her price is high.
That all?
That's all, fellows.
Then to Jack and Northrop.
My thought is that you two guys are completely outclassed,
outweighed, outnumbered, outmanned, and outgunned. Undressed, you're sitting ducks.
And if you put out any screens, it'll crystallize their suspicions, and they'll grab you right
then, or maybe even knock you off. You'd better get out of here at full blast. You can't do
any more good here, the way things are.
Sure we can, Kinnison protested. You wanted a diversion, didn't you?
Yes, but you already—what we've done already isn't a patch to what we can do,
next. We can set up such a diversion that the boys can walk right on the thionite carrier's
heels without anybody paying any attention. By the way, you don't know yet who is going to carry it,
do you? No, no penetration at all. You soon will, Bucco. Watch our smoke.
What do you think you're going to do? Kostigand demanded sharply. This, Jack explained,
and don't try to say no. We're on our own, you know.
Well, it sounds good, and if you can pull it off, it will help no end.
Go ahead.
The demurely luscious blonde stared disconsolately at the bulletin board,
upon which another thirty minutes was being added to the time of arrival of a ship
already three hours late.
She picked up a book, glanced at its cover, put it down.
Her hand moved toward a magazine, drew back, dropped idly into her lap.
She sighed, stifled a yawn prettily, leaned backward in her seat.
seat. In such a position, Jack noticed that he could not see into her nostrils and closed her eyes,
and Jack Kinnison, coming visibly to a decision, sat down beside her.
Pardon me, miss, but I feel just like you look. Can you tell me why convention decrees that
two people stuck in this concourse by arrivals that nobody knows when will arrive have got to
suffer alone when they could have so much more fun suffering together?
The girl's eyes opened slowly.
She was neither startled nor afraid, nor, it seemed, even interested.
In fact, she gazed at him with so much disinterest, and for so long a time, that he began
to wonder.
Was she going to play sweet and innocent to the end?
Yes, conventions are stupid sometimes, she admitted finally, her lovely lips curving into
the beginnings of a smile.
Her voice, low and sweet, matched perfectly the rest of her charming self.
After all, perfectly nice people do meet informally on shipboard.
Why not in concourses?
Why not indeed?
And I'm perfectly nice people, I assure you.
Willie Borden is the name.
My friends call me Bill.
And you?
Beatrice Bailey.
Be for short.
Tell me what you like, and we'll talk about it.
Why talk?
when we could be eating. I'm with a guy. He's out on the field somewhere, a big bruiser with a pencil
striped black mustache. Maybe you saw him talking to me a while back. I think so, now that you
mention him. Too big, much too big. The girl spoke carelessly, but managed to make it very clear
that Jack Kinnison was just exactly the right size. Why? I told him I'd have supper with him.
Shall we hunt him up and eat together?
Why not?
Is he alone?
He was when I saw him last.
Although Jack knew exactly where Northrop was and who was with him,
he had to play safe.
He did not know how much this B. Bailey really knew.
He knows a lot more people around here than I do, though,
so maybe he isn't now.
Let me carry some of that plunder.
You might carry those books, thanks.
But the field is so big.
How do you expect to find him?
Or do you know where he is?
Uh-uh, he denied vigorously.
This was the critical moment.
She certainly wasn't suspicious, yet,
but she was showing signs of not wanting to go out there,
and if she refused to go...
To be honest, I don't care whether I find him or not.
The idea of ditching him appeals to me more and more.
So how about this?
We'll dash out to the third dock,
just so I won't have to actually lie.
about looking for him and dash right back here.
Or wouldn't you rather have it a tosum?
I refuse to answer, by advice of counsel.
The girl laughed gaily, but her answer was plain enough.
The rate of progress was by no means a dash,
and Kinnison did not look with his eyes for Northrop.
Nevertheless, just south of the third dock the two couples met.
My cousin, Grace James, Northrop said, without.
a tremor or a quiver.
Wild Willie Borden, Grace,
usually called Baldie on account of his hair.
The girls were introduced,
each vouchsafing the other a completely meaningless smile
and a colorlessly conventional word of greeting.
Were they, in fact, as in seeming, total strangers,
or were they, in fact, working together as closely as were the two young
lensmen themselves?
If that was acting, it was a beautiful job.
Neither man could detect the slightest flaw in the performance of either girl.
Whither away, pilot?
Jack allowed no lapse of time.
You know all the places around here.
Lead us to a good one.
This way, my old and fragrant fruit.
Northrop led off with a flourish, and again Jack tensed.
The walk led straight past the third-class, apparently deserted dock,
of which a certain ultra-fast vessel was the only occupant.
If nothing happened for 15 more seconds,
nothing did.
The laughing, chattering four came abreast of the portal.
The door swung open and the lensman went into action.
They did not like to strong-arm women,
but speed was their first consideration,
with safety a close second,
and it is impossible for a man to make speed
while carrying a conscious, life,
strong, heavily-armed woman in such a position
that she cannot use fists, feet, teeth, gun, or knife.
An unconscious woman, on the other hand, can be carried easily and safely enough.
Therefore, Jack spun his partner around, forced both of her hands into one of his.
The free hand flashed upward toward the neck.
A hard finger pressed unerringly against a nerve.
The girl went limp.
The two victims were hustled aboard and the spaceship, surrounded now by full coverage screen, took off.
Hinnison paid no attention to ship or course.
orders have been given long since and would be carried out.
Instead, he lowered his burden to the floor,
spread her out flat, and sought out and removed item after item of wiring, apparatus,
and offensive and defensive armament.
He did not undress her, quite,
but he made completely certain that the only weapons left to the young lady
were those with which nature had endowed her.
And Northrop, having taken care of his alleged cousin with equal
thoroughness. The small arms were set out, and both doors of the room were securely locked.
Now, Hellcat Hazel de Force, Kinnison said, conversationally,
You can snap out of it any time. You've been back to normal for at least two minutes.
You found out that your famous sex appeal won't work. There's nothing loose you can grab,
and you're too smart an operator to tackle me bare-handed. Who's the captain of your team? You are the
close horse.
Close horse, the statuesque brunette exclaimed, but her protests were drowned out.
The blonde could, and did, talk louder, faster, and rougher.
Do you think you can get away with this? she demanded.
Why, you?
And the unexpurgated, trenchant, brilliantly detailed characterization would have
seared its way through four-ply asbestos.
And just what do you think you're going to do with me?
As to the first, I think so, Kinnison replied, ignoring the deep-space verbiage.
As to the second, as of now, I don't know.
What would you do if our situations were reversed?
I'd blast you to a cinder, or else take a knife and, Hazel!
The brunette cautioned sharply.
Careful, you'll touch them off, and they'll shut up, Jane.
They won't hurt us any more than they have already.
It's psychologically impossible. Isn't that true, copper? Hazel lighted a cigarette,
inhaled deeply, and blew a cloud of smoke at Kinnison's face.
Pretty much so, I guess, the Lensman admitted, frankly enough.
But we can't put you away for the rest of your lives.
Space happy? Or do you think I am? She sneered. What would you use for a case?
We're as safe as if we were in God's pocket.
Besides, our positions will be reversed pretty quick.
You may not know it, but the fastest ships in space are chasing us right now.
For once, you're wrong.
We've got plenty of legs ourselves, and we're blasting for rendezvous with a task force.
But enough of this chatter.
I want to know what job you're on and why you picked on us.
Give.
Oh, Dazoo!
Hazel cooed venomously.
Come and sit on Mama's lap.
itty-bitty soldier boy, and she'll tell you everything you want to know."
Both lendsmen probed then, with everything they had, but learned nothing of value.
The women did not know what the patrolmen were trying to do, but they were so intensely hostile
that their mental blocks, unconscious, although they were, were as effective as full-driven
thought screens against the most insidious approaches the men could make.
"'Anything in their handbags, Mace?' Jack asked finally.
I look. Nothing much. Just this. And the very tonelessness of Northrop's voice made Jack look up quickly.
Just a letter from the boyfriend, Hazel shrugged her shoulders. Nothing hot, not even warm. Go ahead and read it.
Not interested in what it says, but it might be smart to develop it, envelope and all, for invisible ink and whatnot.
He did so, deeming it a worthwhile expenditure of time.
He already knew what the hidden message was, but no one not of the patrol should know that
no transmission of intelligence, however coated or garbled or disguised or by whatever mean
scent, could be concealed from any wearer of Erezia's lens.
Listen, Hazel, Kinnison said, holding up the now slightly stained paper.
362. That's you, I suppose, and you're the squad leader.
Men mentioned previously being investigated. Stop.
Assign three-nine. That must be you, Jane. And make acquaintance. Stop.
If no further instructions received by eighteen hundred hours, liquidate immediately. Stop. Party one.
The blonde operative lost for the first time her brazen control.
Why, that coat is unbreakable, she gasped.
Wrong again, gentle Ellis. Some of us are specialists. He directed a thought at Northrop.
This changes things slightly, Mace.
I was going to turn them loose, but now I don't know.
Better we take it up with the boss, don't you think?
Positively.
Sam's was called and considered the matter for approximately one minute.
Your first idea was right, Jack.
Let them go.
The message may be helpful and informative, but the women would not.
They know nothing.
Congratulations, boys, on the complete success,
of Operation Red Herring."
"'OCH!' Jack grimaced mentally to his partner after the first lendsman had cut off.
"'They know enough to be in on bumping you and me off, but that ain't important,' says he.
"'And it ain't, Bub,' Northrop grinned back.
"'Modderally so, maybe, if they had got us, but not at all, so now they can't.
The lensmen have landed, and the situation is well in hand.
It is written.
Sala.
"'Check. Let's wrap it up.'
Jack turned to the bond.
"'Come on, Hazel. Out. Number four lifeboat.
"'Do you want to come peaceably, or shall I work on your neck again?'
"'You could think of other places that would be more fun.'
She got up and stared directly into his eyes, her lip curling.
"'That is, if you were a man, instead of a sublimated Boy Scout.'
Kinnison, without a word, wheeled and unlocked a door.
Hazel swaggered forward, but the taller girl hung back.
Are you sure there's air, and they'll pick us up?
Maybe they're going to make us breathe space.
Huh? They haven't got the guts, Hazel sneered.
Come on, Jane. Number four, you said, darling.
She led the way. Kinison opened the portal. Jane hurried aboard, but Hazel paused and held out her arms.
"'Are you even going to kiss Mama Goodbye, Baby Boy?' she taunted.
"'Better not waste much more time. We blow this boat, sealed or open, in fifteen seconds.'
By what effort Kinison held his voice level and expressionless, he hoped the wench would never know.
She looked at him, started to say something, looked again. She had gone just about as far as it was safe to go.
She stepped into the boat and reached for the lever, and as the valour. And as the valour,
was swinging smoothly shut, the men heard a tinkling laugh, reminiscent of bicycles breaking against
steel bells.
Hell's brazen hinges.
Kinison wiped his forehead as the lifeboat shot away.
Hazel was something brand new to him, a phenomenon with which none of his education,
training, or experience had equipped him to cope.
I've heard about the guy who got hold of a tiger by the tail, but...
His thought expired on a wondering, confused note.
"'Yeah,' Northrop was in no better case.
"'We won, technically, I guess, or did we?'
"'That was a god-awful drubbing we took, Mr.
"'Well, we got away alive anyway.
"'We'll tell Parker his dope is correct to the proverbial twenty decimals.
"'And now the we've escaped, let's call Spud and see how things came out.'
And Costigan Jones assured them that everything had come out very well indeed.
The shipment of thionite had been followed without any difficulty at all,
from the spaceship clear through to Jones' own office,
and it exposed now in Department Q's own safe,
under Jones' personal watch and ward.
The pressure had lightened tremendously,
just as Kinnison and Northrop had thought it would,
when they set up their diversion.
Costigan listened impassively to the whole story.
"'Now, should I have shot her or not?' Jack demanded.
"'Not whether I could have or not. I couldn't. But should I have, Spud?'
"'I don't know,' Costigan thought for minutes.
"'I don't think so. No, not in cold blood. I couldn't have either, and wouldn't if I could.
It wouldn't be worth it. Somebody will shoot her someday, but not one of us,
unless, of course, it's in a fight.'
"'Thanks, bud. That makes me feel like that.
better. Off. Costigan Jones' desk was already clear, since there was little or no paperwork connected
with his position in department queue. Hence, his preparations for departure were few and simple.
He merely opened the safe, stuck the package into his pocket, closed and locked the safe,
and took a company ground car to the spaceport. Nor was there any more formality about his leaving
the planet. A reading had, of course, a customs frontier of sorts, but since he had a custom's frontier of sorts,
Since Uranium Inc. owned a reedon in fee simple, its customs paid no attention whatever
to company ships or to low-number gold-badge company men. Nor did Jones need ticket, passport,
or visa. Companymen rode company ships to and from company plants, wherever situated, without lead
or hindrance. Thus, wearing the aura of power of his new position, and gold badge number 38,
George W. Jones was whisked out to the uranium ship and was shown to his cabin.
Nor was it surprising that the trip from a reedon to Earth was completely without incident.
This was an ordinary freighter, hauling uranium on a routine flight.
Her cargo was valuable, of course, the sine qua non of interstellar trade,
but in no sense precious.
Not pirate bait by any means.
And only two men knew that this flight was in any wit different from the one
which had preceded it, or the one which would follow it. If this ship was escorted or guarded,
the fact was not apparent, and no patrol vessel came nearer to it than four detets. Virgil
Sam's and Roderick Kinnison saw to that. The voyage, however, was not tedious. Jones was busy
every minute. In fact, there were scarcely minutes enough in which to assimilate the material
which Isaacson had given him. The layouts, flow sheets, and organization charts of works number
18 on tellus.
And upon arrival at the private space port, which was an integral part of works number 18,
Jones was not surprised.
He knew more now than he had known a few weeks before, and infinitely more than the man on the
street, to learn that the customsmen of this particular North American port of entry
were just as complacent as were those of a read-in.
They did not bother even to count the boxes, to say nothing of inspecting them.
They stamped the ship's papers without either reading,
or checking them. They made a perfunctory search, it is true, of crewmen and quarters,
but a low number of gold badge was still a magic talisman. Unquestioned, sacrosanct,
he and his baggage were escorted to the ground car first in line.
Administration building, Jones Costigan told the hacker, and that was that.
End of Chapter 15.
Chapter 16 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith.
This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman. Chapter 16.
It has been said that the basic drive of the Adorians was a lust for power, a thought which
should be elucidated and perhaps slightly modified.
Their warings, their strifes, their internecine interest,
and connivings were inevitable because of the tremendousness and capability and the limitations
of their minds. Not enough could occur upon any one planet to keep such minds as theirs even
partially occupied, and unlike the Elysians, they could not satiate themselves in a static philosophical
study of the infinite possibilities of the cosmic all. They had to be doing something, or better yet,
making other and lesser beings do things to make the physical universe conform to their idea of what a universe should be.
Their first care was to set up the various echelons of control.
The second echelon, immediately below the masters, was, of course, the most important,
and after a survey of both galaxies, they decided to give this high honor to the plurance.
Plur, as is now well known, was a planet of a sun so variable that all plurin life had to be.
to undergo radical cyclical changes in physical form in order to live through the tremendous
climatic charges involved in its every year. Physical form, however, meant nothing to the Adorians.
Since no other planet even remotely like theirs existed in this, our normal plenum,
physiques like theirs would be impossible, and the plurin mentality left very little to be desired.
In the third echelon, there were many different races, among which the frigid-blooded, poison-breathing
Ike were perhaps the most efficient and most callous. And in the fourth, there were millions
upon millions of entities representing thousands upon thousands of widely variant races.
Thus, at the pinpoint in history represented by the time of Virgil Sams and Roderick Kinnison,
and Edorians were busy, and if such a word can be used, happy. Garlane of Edor, second in
authority only to the all-highest, his ultimate supremacist. His ultimate supremacist.
himself, paid little attention to any one planet or to any one race.
Even such a mind as his, when directing the affairs of 20 million, and then 60 million,
and then a hundred million worlds, can do so only in broad and not in fine.
And thus the reports which were now flooding into Garland in a constantly increasing stream
concerned classes in groups of worlds and solar systems and galactic regions.
A planet might perhaps be mentioned as represent.
representative of a class, but no individual entity lower than a plurin was named or discussed.
Garland analyzed these tremendous reports, collated, digested, compared, and reconciled them,
determined trends and tendencies, and most probable results.
Garland issued orders, the carrying out of which would make an entire galactic region,
fit more and ever more exactly into the Great Plan.
But as has been pointed out, there was one flaw inherent in the bus goal.
system. Underlings, then as now, were prone to gloss over their own mistakes, to cover up their
own incompetences. Thus, since he had no reason to inquire specifically, Garland did not know that
anything whatever had gone amiss on Saul III, the pestiferous planet which had formerly caused
him more trouble than all the rest of his worlds combined. After the fact, it is easy to say that
he should have continued his personal supervision of Earth, but can that view be defended?
Egotistical, self-confident, arrogant, Garland knew that he had finally whipped Tellis into line.
It was the same now as any other planet of its class.
And even had he thought it worth the while to make such a glaring exception,
would not the fused elders of Eresia have intervened?
Be those things as they may, Garland did not know that the newborn Galactic Patrol
had been successful in defending Triplanetary's Hill against the Black Fleet.
nor did the Plurin assistant director in charge, nor did any member of that dreadful group of Ike,
which was even then calling itself the Council of Boscon. The highest-ranking Bosconian,
who knew of the fiasco, calmly confident of his own ability, had not considered this minor
reverse of sufficient importance to report it to his immediate superior. He had already taken
steps to correct the condition. In fact, as matters now stood, the thing was more fortunate
than otherwise, in that it would lull the patrol into believing themselves in a position of superiority,
a belief which would, at election time, prove fatal.
This being, human to the limit of classification, except for a faint but unmistakable blue coloration,
had been closeted with Senator Morgan for a matter of two hours.
In the matters covered, your reports have been complete and conclusive, the visitor said finally,
but you have not reported on the lens.
Purposely. We are investigating it, but any report based upon our present knowledge would be partial and inconclusive.
I see. Commendable enough, usually. News of this phenomenon has, however, gone farther and higher than you think,
and I have been ordered to take cognizance of it, to decide whether or not to handle it myself.
I am thoroughly capable of I will decide that.
not you. Morgan subsided. A partial report is therefore in order. Go ahead. According to the
procedure submitted and approved, a lensman was taken alive. Since the lens has telepathic properties,
and hence is presumably operative at great distances, the operation was carried out in the shortest
possible time. The lens, immediately upon removal from the patrolman's arm, ceased to radiate, and the
operative who held the thing died. It was then applied by force to four other men, workers these
of no importance. All four died, thus obviating all possibility of coincidence. An attempt was made to
analyze a fragment of the active material without success. It seemed to be completely inert.
Neither was it affected by electrical discharges or by subatomic bombardment, nor by any
temperatures available. Meanwhile, the man was of course being questioned.
under truth drug and beings. His mind denied any knowledge of the nature of the lens,
a thing which I am rather inclined to believe. His mind adhered to the belief that he obtained
the lens upon the planet Eresia. I am offering for your consideration my opinion that the
high-ranking officers of the patrol are using hypnotism to conceal the real source of the lens.
Your opinion is accepted for consideration. The man died during examination.
Two minutes after his death, his lens disappeared.
Disappeared? What do you mean?
Flew away, vanished, was stolen, disintegrated, or what?
No, more like evaporation or sublimation,
except that there was no gradual diminution in volume,
and there was no detectable residue, either solid, liquid, or gaseous.
The platinum alloy bracelet remained intact.
And then?
The patrol attacked in force, and our expedition was destroyed.
You are sure of these observational facts.
I have the detailed records.
Would you like to see them?
Send them to my office.
I hereby relieve you of all responsibility in the matter of the lens.
In fact, even I may decide to refer it to a higher echelon.
Have you any other material, not necessarily facts,
which may have bearing?
None, Morgan replied.
And it was just as well for Virgilia Sam's continued well-being
that the senator did not think it worthwhile
to mention the traceless disappearance of his number one secretary
and a few members of a certain unsavory gang.
To his way of thinking, the lens was not involved,
except perhaps very incidentally.
Herkimer, in spite of advice and orders,
had probably got rough with the girl,
and Sam's mob had rubbed,
him out. Served him right.
I have no criticism of any phase of your work. You are doing a particularly nice job on
thionite. You are, of course, observing all specified precautions as to key personnel.
Certainly. Thorough testing and unremitting watchfulness. Our Mr. Isaacson is about to promote
a man who has proved very satisfactory. Keep them that way. Goodbye. The visitor strode out.
Morgan reached for a switch, then drew his hand back. No, he would like to sit in on the forthcoming
interview, but he did not have the time. He had tested Olmsted repeatedly and personally. He knew what
the man was. It was Isaacson's department. Let Isaacson handle it. He himself must work full-time
at the job which only he could handle. The nationalist must and would win this forthcoming election.
and in the office of the President of Interstellar Spaceways,
Isaacson got up and shook hands with George Olmsted.
I called you in for two reasons.
First, in reply to your message, that you were ready for a bigger job.
What makes you think that any such are available?
Do I need to answer that?
Perhaps not, no.
The magnates smiled quietly.
Morgan was right.
This man could not be accused of being done.
There is such a job. You are ready for it, and you have your successor trained in the work of harvesting.
Second, why did you cut down, instead of increasing, as ordered, the weight of broadleaf per trip?
This Olmsted is really serious.
I explained why. It would have been more serious the other way.
Didn't you believe I knew what I was talking about?
Your reasoning may have been distorted in transmittal.
I want it straight from you.
Very well. It isn't smart to be greedy.
There's a point at which something that has been merely a nuisance
becomes a thing that has to be wiped out.
Since I didn't want to be in that ferry when the patrol blows it out of the ether,
I cut down the take, and I advise you to keep it down.
What you're getting now is a lot more than you ever got before,
and a hell of a lot more than none at all.
Think it over.
I see.
Upon what basis did you arrive at the figure you established?
Pure guesswork, nothing else.
I guess that about 300% of the previous average per month
ought to satisfy anybody who wasn't too greedy to have good sense,
and that more than that would ring a loud, clear bell
right where we don't want any noise made.
So I cut it down to three, and advised Ferdy
either to keep it at three or quit while he was still all in one piece.
You exceeded your authority.
You were insubordinate, but it wouldn't surprise me if you were right.
You are certainly right in principle, and the poundage can be determined by statistical and
psychological analysis. But in the meantime, there is tremendous pressure for increased production.
I know it. Pressure be damned. My dear cousin Virgil is, as you already know, a crackpot.
He is a visionary, idealistic, full of sweet and beautiful concepts of what the universe would be like
if there weren't so many people like you and me in it. But don't ever make the mistake of writing him off
as anybody's fool. And you know, probably better than I do, what Rod Kinnison is like.
If I were you, I tell whoever is doing the screaming to shut their damn mouths before they get
their teeth kicked down their throats. I'm very much inclined to take your advice. And now as to this
proposed promotion. You are, of course, familiar in a general way with our operation at North
I could scarcely help knowing something about the biggest uranium works on Earth.
However, I am not well enough qualified in detail to make a good technical executive.
Nor is it necessary.
Our thought is to make you a key man in a new and increasingly important branch of the business,
known as Department Q.
It is concerned neither with production nor with uranium.
Q as in quiet, eh?
I'm listening with both ears.
duties would be connected with this, er, position.
What would I really do?
Two pairs of hard eyes locked and held, staring yieldlessly into each other's depths.
You would not be unduly surprised to learn that substances other than uranium occasionally
reached Northport?
Not too surprised, no, Olmsted replied dryly.
What would I do with it?
We need not go into that here or now.
I offer you the position. I accept it. Very well. I will take you to Northport, and we will continue our talk on route.
And in a spy-ray-proof, sound-proof compartment of a Spaceway's own straddle liner, they did so.
Just for my information, Mr. Isaacson, how many predecessors have I had in this particular job, and what happened to them? The patrol get them?
Two, no. We have not been able to find any evidence that the Sam's
crowd has any suspicion of us. Both were too small for the job. Neither could handle personnel.
One got funny ideas. The other couldn't stand the strain. If you don't get funny ideas and don't
crack up, you will make out in a big, and I mean really big, way. If I do either, I'll be more
than somewhat surprised. Olmsted's features set themselves into a mirthless, uncompromising,
somehow bitter grin.
So will I. Isaacson agreed.
He knew what this man was, and just how case-hardened he was.
He knew that he had fought Morgan himself to a scoreless tie
after twisting Herkimer, and he was no soft touch, into a pretzel in nothing flat.
At the thought of the secretary, so recently and so mysteriously vanished,
the magnate's mind left for a moment the matter in hand.
What was at the bottom of that affair, the lens or the woman,
or both.
If he were in Morgan's shoes, but he wasn't.
He had enough grief of his own,
without worrying about any of Morgan's stinkeroo's.
He studied Olmstead's inscrutable,
subtly sneering smile,
and knew that he had made a wise decision.
I gather that I'm going to be one of the main links
in the primary chain of deliveries.
What's the technique, and how do I cover up?
Technique first.
You go fishing.
You are an expert at that, I believe.
You might say so.
I won't have to do any faking there.
Some weekend soon, and every weekend later on, we hope,
you will indulge in your favorite sport at some lake or other.
You will take the customary solid and liquid refreshments along in a lunchbox.
When you have finished eating, you will toss the lunchbox overboard.
That's all? That's all.
The lunchbox, then, will be slightly special,
More or less, although it will look ordinary enough.
Now, as to the cover-up, how would Director of Research sound?
I don't know. Depends on what their researchers are doing.
Before I became an engineer, I was a pure scientist of sorts,
but that was quite a while ago, and I was never a specialist.
That is one reason why I think you will do.
We have plenty of specialists.
Too many, I often think.
They dash off in all directions.
without rhyme or reason. What we want is a man with enough scientific training to know in general what is
going on, but what we will need mostly is a hard common sense and enough ability, mental force,
you might call it, to hold the specialist down to earth and make them pull together.
If you can do it, and if I didn't think you could, I wouldn't be talking to you,
the whole force will know that you are earning your pay, just as we could not hide the fact that
your two predecessors weren't.
Put that way, it sounds good.
I wouldn't wonder if I could handle it.
The conversation went on, but the rest of it is of little importance here.
The plane landed.
Isaacson introduced the new director of research to works manager Rand,
who in turn introduced him to a few of his scientists,
and to the svelts and spectacular redhead,
who was to be his private secretary.
It was clear from the first that the research department was not
going to be an easy one to manage. The top men were defiant. The middle ranks were sullen.
The smaller fry were apprehensive, as well as sullen. The secretary flaunted chips on both
shapely shoulders. Men and women alike expected the application of the old wheeze, a new broom
sweeps clean for the third time in scarcely twice that many months, and they were defying him to do
his worst. Wherefore, they were very much surprised when the new boss did nothing whatever for two
solid weeks, except read reports and get acquainted with his department.
"'How do you like your new boss, May?'
Another secretary asked during a break.
"'Oh, not too bad, I guess.'
May's tone was full of reservations.
"'He's quiet, sort of reserved.
No passes or anything like that.
It'd be funny if I finally got a boss that had something on the ball, wouldn't it?
But you know what, Molly?'
The red-head giggled suddenly.
I had a camera fiend first, you know, with a million credits worth of stereo cams and such stuff,
and then a golf nut. I wonder what this Dr. Olmsted does with his spare cash.
You'll find out, dearie, no doubt. Molly's tone gave the words a meaning slightly different to
the semantic one of their arrangement. I intend to, Molly, I fully intend to. May's meaning,
too, was not expressed exactly by the sequence of words used.
It must be tough a boss's life, having to sit at a desk or be in conference six or seven hours a day,
when he isn't playing around somewhere, for a measly thousand credits or so a month.
How do they get that way?
You said it, May, you really said it.
But we'll get ours, huh?
Time went on.
George Olmsted studied reports and more reports.
He read one and re-read it, frowning.
He compared it minutely with it.
with another, then sent red-headed May to hunt up one which had been turned in a couple of weeks
before. He took them home that evening, and in the morning he punched three buttons. Three
stiffly polite young men obeyed his summons. Good morning, Dr. Olmsted. Morning, boys, I'm not
up on the fundamental theory of any of these three reports, but if you combine this and this and this,
indicating heavily penciled sections of the three documents,
would you or would you not be able to work out a process
that would do away with about three quarters
of the final purification and separation processes?
They did not know.
It had not been the business of any one of them
or of all of them collectively to find out.
I'm making it your business as of now.
Drop whatever you're doing, put your heads together, and find out.
Theory first, then a small-scale laboratory experiment.
then come back here on the double.
Yes, sir, and in a few days they were back.
Does it work?
In theory it should, sir, and on a laboratory scale it does.
The three young men were, if possible, even stiffer than before.
It was not the first time, nor would it be the last,
that a director of research would seize credit for work which he was not capable of doing.
Good. Miss Reed, get me Rand.
Rand?
"'Holmstead. Three of my boys have just hatched out something that may be worth quite a few
million credits a year to us. Me? Hell no. Talk to them. I can't understand any one of the three
parts of it, to say nothing of inventing it. I want you to give them a class AAA priority on the
pilot plant as of right now. If they can develop it, and I'm betting they can, I'm going to put their
pictures in the Northrop News and give them a couple of thousand credits apiece and a couple of weeks
vacation to spend it in. Yeah, I'll send him in. He turned to the flabbergasted three.
Take your dope in Durand now. Show him what you've got. Then tear into that pilot plant.
And a little later, Molly and May again met in the powder room. So, your new boss is a fisherman,
Molly snickered. And they say he paid over 200 credits for a reel. You were right, May. A boss's life must be
mighty hard to take. And he sits around more and does less, they say, than any other exec in the
plant. Who says so, the dirty, sneaking liars? The redhead blazed, completely unaware that she had
reversed her former position. And even if it was so, which it isn't, he can do more work sitting
perfectly still than any other boss in the whole works can do tearing around at forty parsecs a minute,
so there. George Olmsted was earning his sense. George Olmsted was earning his
salary. His position was fully consolidated when a few days later, a tremor of excitement ran through
the research department. Heads up, everybody. Mr. Isaacson himself is coming here. What for, I wonder.
You don't suppose he's going to take the old man away from us already, do you? He came, he went
through for the first time, the entire department. He observed minutely, and he understood what he
saw. Olmsted led the big boss into his private office and flipped the switch, which supposedly
rendered that sanctum proof against any and all forms of spying, eavesdropping, intrusion, and communication.
It did not, however, close the deeper, subtler channels which the lensmen used.
Good work, George. So damn good that I'm going to have to take you out of Department Q entirely
and make you works manager of our new plan on Vigia.
Have you got a man you can break in to take your place here?
Including Department Q? No.
Although Olmsted did not show it,
he was disappointed at hearing the word Vigia.
He had been aiming much higher than that,
at the secret planet of the Bosconian Armed Forces, no less,
but there might still be enough time to win a transfer there.
Excluding.
I've got another good man here now for that, Jones.
Not heavy enough, though, for Vigia.
In that case, yes, Dr. Whitworth, one of the boys who worked out the new process.
It'll take a little time, though.
Three weeks, minimum.
Three weeks it is.
Today's Friday.
You've got things in shape, haven't you, so that you can take the weekend off?
I was figuring on it.
I'm not going where I thought it was, though, I imagine.
Probably not.
Lake Chesoncook on Route 273.
Rough country.
and the hotel is something less than fourth rate, but the fishing can't be beat.
I'm glad of that.
When I fish, I like to catch something.
It would smell if you didn't.
They stock lunchboxes in the cafeteria, you know.
Have your girl get you one, full of sandwiches and stuff.
Start early this afternoon, as soon as you can after I leave.
Be sure in C. Jones with your lunchbox before you leave.
Goodbye.
Miss Reed, please send Whitworth.
then skip down to the cafeteria and get me a lunchbox, sandwiches and a thermos of coffee,
preventer suitable for a wet and hungry fisherman.
Yes, sir.
There were no chips now.
The Redhead's boss was the top ace of the whole plant.
Hi, Ned.
Take the throne.
Olmsted waved his hand at the now vacant chair behind the big desk.
Hold it down till I get back.
Monday, maybe.
"'Going fishing, huh?'
"'Gone was all trace of stiffness, of reserve, of unfriendliness.
"'You big, lucky stiff?
"'Well, my brilliant young squirt,
"'maybe you'll get old and fat enough to go fishing yourself someday.
"'Who knows? Bye.'
"'Lunch box in hand and encumbered with tackle,
"'Omsted walked blithely along the corridor
"'to the office of Assistant Works Manager Jones.
"'While he had not known just what to expect,
he was not surprised to see a lunchbox exactly like his own upon the side table.
He placed his box beside it.
Hi, at Olmsted.
By no slightest flicker of expression did either lensman step out of character.
Shoving off early?
Yeah, dropped by to let the head office know I won't be back till Monday.
Okay, so am I, but more speed for me.
Chemquasabamtikuk, Lake.
Do you pronounce that or sneeze it?
But have fun, my boy.
I'm combining business with pleasure, though, breaking in Whitworth on my job.
That fair play thing is going to break in about an hour, and it'll scare the pants off of him.
But it'll keep until Monday anyway, and if he handles it right, he's just about in.
Jones grinned. A bit brutal, perhaps, but a sure way to find out.
Bye. So long.
Olmsted strolled out, nonchalantly picking up the wrong lunchbox on the way and left the building.
He ordered his Dillingham and tossed the lunchbox aboard as carelessly as though it did not contain an unknown number of millions of credits worth of clear quill, uncut thionite.
"'I hope you have a nice weekend, sir,' the yardman said as he helped stow baggage and tackle.
"'Thanks, Otto. I'll bring you a couple of fish Monday, if I catch that many.'
And it should be said in passing that he brought them. Lensmen keep their promises under whatever circumstances or how
however lightly given. It being mid-afternoon of Friday, the traffic was already heavy.
Northport was not a metropolis, of course, but on the other hand, it did not have the metropolitan
multi-tiered one-way, non-intersecting streets. But Olmstead was in no hurry. He inched his spectacular
mount. It was a violently iridescent chrome-green in color, with highly polished chromium gingerbread
wherever there was any excuse for gingerbread to be, across the city and into the northbound side of the
super highway. Even then, he did not hurry. He wanted to hit the inspection station at the edge of the
preserve at dusk. 90 miles an hour would do it. He worked his way into the 90-mile lane and became
motionless relative to the other vehicles on the strip. It was a peculiar sensation. It seemed as
though the cars themselves were stationary, with a pavement flowing backward beneath them.
There was no passing, no weaving, no cutting in and out. Only occasionally would the formation
be broken as a car would shift almost imperceptibly to one side or the other, speeding up or
slowing down to match the assigned speed of the neighboring way. The afternoon was bright and clear,
neither too hot nor too cold. Olmsted enjoyed his drive thoroughly and arrived at the turnoff
right on schedule. Leaving the wide, smooth way, he slowed down abruptly. Even a Dillingham
super-sporter could not make speed on the narrow, rough, and hilly road to Chesson-Cook Lake.
At dusk, he reached the post. Instead of stopping on the pavement, he pulled off the road,
got out, stretched hugely, and took a few drum-major steps to take the kinks out of his legs.
A lot of road, eh? The smartly uniformed trooper remarked.
No guns? No guns.
Olmsted opened up for inspection.
From Northport.
Funny, isn't it? How hard it is to stop, even when you aren't in any particular hurry?
Guess I'll eat now. Join me in a sandwich and some hot coffee or a cold lemon sour or cherry soda.
I've got my own supper, thanks. I was just about to eat.
But you did say a cold lemon sour?
Uh-huh, ice cold, zero-degree centigrade.
I will join you in that case. Thanks.
Olmsted opened a frost-lined compartment, took out two half-liter bottles,
placed them and his open lunchbox invitingly on the low stone wall.
Hmm, quite a zipper you got there, mister.
The trooper gazed admiringly at the luxurious two-wheeled monster,
listened appreciatively to its almost inaudible hum.
I've heard about these new supers, but that is the first one I ever saw.
"'Nice. All the comforts of home, eh? Just about. Sure you won't help me clean up on those sandwiches before they get stale?'
Seated on the wall, the two men ate and talked. If that trooper had known what was in the box beside his leg,
he probably would have fallen over backward. But how was he even to suspect? There was nothing crass or rough or coarse
about any of the work of Baskon's high-level operators. Olmsted drove on to the lake and took up his
reservation at the Ramshackle Hotel. He slept and bright and early the next morning he was up and
fishing, and this part of the performance he really enjoyed. He knew his stuff and the fish were there,
big, wary, and game. He loved it. At noon he ate, and quite openly and brazenly consigned the
empty box to the watery deep. Even if he had not had so many fish to carry, he was not the type
to lug a cheap lunchbox back to town. He fished. He fished.
joyously all afternoon, without getting quite the limit, and as the sun grazed the horizon,
he started his put-put and skimmed back to the dock. The thing hadn't sent out any radiation yet,
Northrop informed him intensely, but it certainly would, and when it did, they'd be ready. There were
lendsmen and patrolmen all over the place, thicker than hair on a dog. And George Olmsted,
sighing wearily and yet blissfully anticipatory of one night.
more day of enthralling sport, gathered up his equipment and his fish and strolled toward the hotel.
End of Chapter 16. Chapter 17 of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith. This Libervox recording is in the
public domain. First Lensman. Chapter 17. 40,000 miles from Earth's center, the Chicago
loafed along a circuit or arc, inert at a mere 10,000 miles an hour.
A speed which, and not by accident, kept her practically stationary above a certain point on the planet's surface.
Nor was it by chance that both Virgil Sams and Roderick Kinnison were aboard.
And a dozen or so other craft, cruisers and such, whose officers were out to put space-time in their logs, were flitting aimlessly about, but never very far away from the flagship.
ship. And farther out, well out, a cordon of diesel-power detector ships swept space to the
full limit of their prodigious reach. The navigating officers of those vessels knew to a nicety
the place and course of every ship lawfully in the ether, and the appearance of even one unscheduled
trace would set in motion a long succession of carefully planned events. And far below, grazing
atmosphere, never very far from the direct line between the Chicago and Earth's core,
floated a palatial pleasure yacht. And this craft carried not one lensman or two, but eight,
two of whom kept their eyes fixed upon their observation plates. They were watching a lunchbox
resting upon the bottom of a lake. Hasn't it radiated yet? Roderick Kinnison demanded,
or been approached or moved? Not yet, Lyman Cleveland replied crisply.
Neither Northrop's rig nor mine has shown any sign of activity.
He did not amplify the statement, nor was their need.
Mason Northrop was a master electronist.
Cleveland was perhaps the world's greatest living expert.
Neither of them had detected radiation.
Ergo, none existed.
Equally certainly, the box had not moved or been moved or approached.
No change, Rod.
Dr. Frederick Roadbush lends the assured thought.
Six of us have been watching the plates in five-minute shifts.
A few minutes later, however,
here is a thought which may be of interest,
Dahl Nalton the Venerian announced,
spraying himself with a couple pints of water.
It is natural enough, of course,
for any veneerian to be in or on any water he can reach.
I would enjoy very much being on or in that lake myself.
But it may not be entirely by coincidence
that one particular Veneer, Osman, is visiting
this particular lake at this particular time.
What?
Nine lensmen yelled the thought practically as one.
Precisely.
Osmond.
It was a measure of the Veneerian lensman's concern
that he used only two words instead of twenty or thirty.
In the red boat with the yellow sail.
Do you see any detector rigs? Sam's asked.
He wouldn't need any,
Dahl Nolton put in.
He will be able to see.
see it. Or, if a little colane had been rubbed on it which no Tullerian could have noticed,
any veneerian could smell it from one end of that lake to the other.
True. I didn't think of that. It may not have a transmitter after all.
Maybe not, but keep on listening anyway, the port admiral ordered.
Bend a plate on Osmond and a couple more on the rest of the boats.
But Osmond is clean, you say, Jack? Not even a spy-ray block?
He couldn't have a block, Dad. It'd give too much away here on our home grounds, like on
Arredon, where their ops could wear anything they could lift, but we had to go naked. He flinched
mentally as he recalled his encounter with Hazel the Hellcat, and Northrop flinched with him.
That's right, Rod. Olmsted in his boat below agreed, and Conway Costigan in his room in
Northport concurred. The top-droar operatives of the enemy depended for safety upon
perfections of technique, not upon crude and dangerous mechanical devices.
Well, since you're all so sure of it, I'll buy it. And the waiting went on.
Under the slight urge of the light and vagrant breeze, the red boat moved slowly across the water.
A somnolent, lackadaisical youth, who very evidently cared nothing about where the boat went,
sat in its stern, with his left arm draped loosely across the tiller.
nor was Osman any more concerned.
His only care, apparently, was to avoid interference with the fishermen.
His underwater jaunts were long, even for a venerian,
and he entered and left the water as smoothly as only a venerian or a seal could.
However, he could have, and probably has got, a capsule spy-ray detector,
Jack offered presently.
Or, since a veneerian can swallow anything one inch smaller than a kitchen stove,
he could have a whole analyzing station stashed away in his stomach.
Nobody's put a beam on him yet, have you?
Nobody had.
It might be smart not to.
Watch him with scopes,
and when he gets up close to the box,
better pull your beams off of it.
Dal Nolton, I don't suppose it would be quite bright
for you to go swimming down there too, would it?
Very definitely not,
which is why I am up here and dry.
None of them would go near it,
They waited, and finally,
Osman's purposeless wanderings
brought him over the spot on the lake's bottom,
which was the target of so many Tullerian eyes.
He gazed at the discarded lunchbox
as incuriously as he had looked at so many other sunken objects
and swam over it as casually,
and only the ultra-camera's caught what he actually did.
He swam serenely on.
The box is still there,
the spy ray men reported,
but the package is gone.
Good, Kinnison exclaimed.
Can you scopus see it on him?
Ten to one they can't, Jack said.
He swallowed it.
I expected him to swallow it, box and all.
We can't see it, sir.
He must have swallowed it.
Make sure.
Yes, sir.
He's back on the boat now, and we've shot him from all angles.
He's clean, nothing outside.
Perfect.
That means he isn't figuring on slipping it to somebody else.
else in a crowd. This will be an ordinary job of shadowing from here on in, so I'll put in the
umbrella. The detector ships were recalled. The Chicago and the various other ships of war returned
to their various bases. The pleasure craft floated away. But on the other hand, there were bursts
of activity throughout the forest for a mile or so back from the shores of the lake. Camps were
struck. Hiking parties decided that they had hiked enough and began to retrace their steps.
Life young men, who had been doing this and that, stopped doing it and headed for the nearest trails.
For Kinnison Pair had erred slightly in saying that the rest of the enterprise was to be an ordinary job of shadowing.
No ordinary job would do. With the game this nearly in the bag, it must be made absolutely certain that no suspicion was aroused, and yet Sam's had to have facts.
Sharp, hard, clear facts.
facts so self-evidently facts that no intelligence above idiot grade could possibly mistake them for anything but facts wherefore osmond the venerian was not alone thenceforth from lake to hotel from hotel to car along the roads into an out of train and plain clear to an ordinary enough-looking building in an ordinary business section of new york he was never alone where the traveling population was light the patrol operatives were few
and did not crowd the Veneerian too nearly, where dense, as in a metropolitan station,
they ringed him three deep. He reached his destination, which was, of course, spirey-proofed,
late Sunday night. He went in, remained briefly, came out.
Shall we spy-ray him, verge? Follow him, or what? No spy rays. Follow him. Cover him like a blanket.
At the usual time, give him the usual spy-ray going over, but not until he.
until then. This time, make it thorough. Make certain that he hasn't got it on him, in him,
or in or around his house. There'll be nothing doing here tonight, will there? No, it would be too
noticeable. So you, Fred, and Lyman, take the first trick. The rest of us will get some sleep.
When the building opened Monday morning, the Lensmen were back, with dozens of others,
including Konobeos of Mars. There were also present or nearby,
literally hundreds of the shrewdest, most capable detectives of Earth.
So this is their headquarters, one of them at least, the Martian thought,
studying the trickle of people entering and leaving the building.
It is as we thought, Dal, why we could never find it,
why we could never trace any wholesaler backward.
None of us has ever seen any of these persons before.
Complete change of personnel per operation, probably interplanetary.
Long periods of quiescence.
Check?
Check.
But we have them now.
Just like that, huh?
Jack Kinnison jibed, and from his viewpoint his idea was the more valid,
for the wholesalers were very clever operators indeed.
From the more professional viewpoint of Knobos and Dal Nalton, however,
who had fought a steadily losing battle so long, the task was not too difficult.
Their forces were beautifully organized and synchronized.
They were present in such a very much.
overwhelming numbers that tails could be changed every 15 seconds, long before anybody, however
suspicious, could begin to suspect any one shadow. Nor was it necessary for the tails to signal
each other, however inconspicuously, or to indicate any suspect at change over time. Lens thoughts
directed every move without confusion or error. And there were tiny cameras with tremendous protuberant lenses.
the long eyes capable of taking wire-sharp close-ups from 500 feet,
and other devices and apparatus and equipment too numerous to mention here.
Thus the wholesalters were traced,
and their transactions with the retail peddlers were recorded,
and from that point on, even Jack Kinnison had to admit that the sailing was clear.
The small fry were not smart, and their customers were even less so.
None had screens or detectors or other apparatus.
There every transaction could be and was recorded from a distance of many miles by the ultra-instruments of the patrol.
And not only the transactions.
Clearly, unmistakably, the purchaser was followed from buying to sniffing.
Nor was the time intervening very long.
Thionite, then as now, was bought at retail only to use,
and the whole ghastly thing went down on tape and film.
The gasping, hysterical appearance.
appeal, the exchange of currency for drug, the headlong rush to a place of solitude, the rigid muscle
lock, and the horribly ecstatic transports, the shaken, soul-searing recovery, or the entranced death.
It all went on record. It was sickening to have to record such things. More than one observer
did sicken, in fact, and had to be relieved. But Virgil Sams had to have concrete, positive,
irrefutable evidence. He got it. Any possible jury upon seeing that evidence would know it to be the truth.
No possible jury, after seeing that evidence, could bring in any verdict other than guilty.
Oddly enough, Jack Kinnison was the only casualty of that long and hectic day.
A man, later proved to be a middle-sized potentate of the underworld, who was not even under suspicion at the time,
for some reason or other, got the idea that Jack was after him.
The lensman had, perhaps, allowed some part of his long eye to show.
A fast and efficient long-range telephoto lens is a devilishly awkward thing to conceal.
At any rate, the racketeer sent out a call for help, just in case his bodyguards would not be enough,
and in the meantime his personal attendants rallied enthusiastically around.
They had two objects in view.
one, to pass a knife expeditiously and quietly through the young Kinnison's throat from ear to ear,
and two, to tear the long eye apart and subject a few square inches of super-sensitive emotion to the bright light of day.
And if the big shot had known that the photographer was not alone, that the big, hulking bruiser a few feet away was also a bull,
they might have succeeded.
Two of the four hoods reached Jack just fractionally ahead of the other two, one to see,
sees the camera, the other to swing the knife. But Jack Kinnison was fast, fast of brain and nerve
and muscle. He saw them coming. In three flashing motions, he bent the barrel of the telephoto
into a neat arc around the side of the first man's head, ducked frantically under the fiercely
driven knife, and drove the toe of his boot into the spot upon which prize fighters like to have
their rapid punches land. Both of those attackers lost interest promptly. One of them lost interest
permanently. For a telephoto lens in barrel is heavy, very rigid, and very, very hard.
While battling Jack was still off balance, the other two guards arrived, but so did Mace and Northrop.
Mace was not quite as fast as Jack was, but, as has been pointed out, he was bigger and much stronger.
When he hit a man with either hand, that man dropped. It was the same as being on the receiving end of the blow of a
20-pound hammer falling through a distance of 97 and one-half feet.
The lensman had, of course, also yelled for help, and it took only a split second for a patrol
speedster to travel from any given point to any other in the same county. It took no time at all
for that speedster to fill a couple of square blocks with patterns of force to which neither
bullets nor beams could be driven. Therefore, the battle ended as suddenly as it began,
before more thugs with their automatics and portables could reach the scene.
Kinnison Fields cursed and damned fulminately the edict which had forbidden arms that day,
and swore that he would never get out of bed again without strapping on at least two blasters,
but he had to admit finally that he had nothing to squawk about.
Kinnison Pair explained quite patiently, for him, that all he had got out of the little fracas was a split lip,
that young Northrop's hair wasn't even must, and that if everybody had been packing guns,
some scatter-brained young damn fool like him would have started blasting and blown everything higher than up,
would have spoiled Sam's whole operation, maybe beyond repair.
Now, would he please quit belly aching and get the hell out?
He got.
That buttoned's thionite up, don't you think? Rodkinson asked.
And the lawyers will have plenty of time to get the case licked into shape and lined up for trial.
Yes and no, Sam's frowned in thought.
The evidence is complete from original producer to ultimate consumer,
but our best guess is that it will take years to get the really important offenders behind bars.
Why? I thought you were giving them altogether too much time when you scheduled the blow-off for three weeks ahead of election.
Because the drug racket is only a small part of it. We're going to break the whole thing at once, you know,
and Matisse covers a lot more ground. Murder, kidnapping, bribery, corruption, misfeasance,
practically everything you can think of. I know what of it. Jurisdiction, among other things.
With the president, over half of the Congress, much of the judiciary, and practically all of the
political bosses and police chiefs of the continent under indictment at once, the legal problem
becomes incredibly difficult. The patrol's Department of Law has been working
on it 24 hours a day, and the only thing they seem sure of is a long succession of bitterly
contested points of law. There are no precedents whatever. Precedents be damned. They're guilty,
and everybody knows it. We'll change the law so that we will not, Sam's interrupted sharply.
We want and we will have government by law, not by men. We have had too much of that already.
Speed is not of the essence. Justice very definitely is.
Crusader Sam's, now and forever. But I'll buy it, Verge. Now let's get back down to Earth.
Operation Zwillnick is all set. Matisse is going good. Zabriska tied into Zwillnick. That leaves Operation
Boscom, which is, I suppose, still getting nowhere fast. The first lensman did not reply. It was,
and both men knew it. The shrewdest, most capable and experienced operatives of the patrol
had hit that wall with everything they had and had simply bounced. Low-level trials had found no
point of contact, no angle of approach. Middle-level, ditto. George Olmsted, working at the highest
possible level, was morally certain that he had found a point of contact, but had not been able
to do anything with it. How about calling a council conference on it?
and asked finally. Or Bergenholm, at least. Maybe he can get one of his hunches on it.
I have discussed it with them all, just as I have with you. No one had anything constructive to offer,
except to go ahead with Bennett, as you are doing. The consensus is that the Baskonians know
just as much about our military affairs as we know about theirs, no more. It would be too much
to expect them to be dumb enough to figure us as dumb enough to depend only on our
visible Grand Fleet, after the warning they gave us at the hill, Kinnison admitted.
Yes, what worries me most is that they had a running start.
Not enough to count, the Port Admiral declared, we can outproduce them and out-fight them.
Don't be over-optimistic. You can't deny them the possession of brains, ability, manpower,
and resources at least equal to ours. I don't have to, Kinnison remained unethical,
obstinately cheerful. Moral, my boy, is what counts. Manpower and tonnage and firepower are important,
of course, but morale has won every war in history. And our morale right now is higher than a cat's
back, higher than any time since John Paul Jones, and getting higher by the day. Yes? The question was
monosyllabic, but potent. Yes. I mean just that. Yes. From what we know
their system. They can't have the morale we've got. Anything they can do, we can do more of, and better.
What you've got, Verge, is a bad case of ingrowing nerves. You've never been to Bennett, in spite of
the number of times I've asked you to. I say, take time right now and come along. It'll be good
for what ails you. It will also be a very fine thing for Bennett and for the patrol. You'll find
yourself no stranger there. You may have something there.
I'll do it. Port Admiral and first Lensman went to Bennett, not in the Chicago or other super-dreadnought,
but in a two-man speedster. This was necessary because space travel, as far as that planet was
concerned, was a strictly one-way affair except for Lensman. Only Lensman could leave Bennett's
under any circumstances or for any reason whatever. There was no outgoing mail, express, or freight.
Even the war vessels of the fleet, while on practice maneuvers outside the bottle-tied envelope surrounding the system,
were so screened that no unauthorized communication could possibly be made.
In other words, Kinnison finished explaining,
We slapped on everything anybody could think of, including Bergenholm and Rulerion.
And believe me, brother, that was a lot of stuff.
But wouldn't the very fact of such rigid restrictions operate against morale?
It is a truism of psychology that imprisonment, like everything else, is purely relative.
Yeah, that's what I told Rillarian, except I used simpler and rougher language.
You know how sarcastic and superior he is, even when he's wrong?
How, I know.
Well, when he's right, he's too damned insufferable for words.
You'd have thought he was talking to the prize-boob of a class of half-wits.
As long as nobody on the planet knew that there was any such thing as space travel
or suspected that they were not the only form of intelligent life in the universe, it was all right.
No such concept as being planet-bound could exist.
They had all the room there was.
But after they met us and digested all the implications,
they would develop the collie-wobbles no end.
This, of course, is an extreme simplification of the way the old coot poured it into me,
but he came through with the solution, so I took it like a little man.
What was the solution?
It's a shame you were too busy to come in on it.
You'll see when we land.
But Virgil Sams was quick on the uptake.
Even before they landed, he understood.
When the speedster slowed down for atmosphere,
he saw blazoned upon the clouds a welter of one many times repeated signal.
As they came to ground, he saw that the speedster slowed down for atmosphere, he saw that the,
same set of symbols was repeated, not only upon every available cloud, but also upon airships,
captive balloons, streamers, roofs, and sides of buildings, even in multi-colored rocks and
flower beds upon the ground itself.
Twenty hay res, Sam's translated and frowned in thought.
A date of the Benetton year.
Would it, by any chance, happen to coincide with our Tullerian November 14th of this
present year? Bright boy, Kinnison applauded. I thought you'd get it, but not so fast. Yes,
Election Day. I see. They know what is going on then. Everything that counts. They know what we stand
to win and lose. They've named it Liberation Day, and everything on the planet is building up to it in a
grand crescendo. I was a little afraid of it at first, but if the screens are really tight, it won't
make any difference how many people know it. And if they aren't, the beans would all be spilled
anyway. And it really works. I get a bigger thrill every time I come here. I can see where it might work.
Bennett was a fully Tullerian world in mass, in atmosphere, and in climate. Her native peoples were
human to the limit of classification, both physically and mentally. And first Lensman Sam's, as he
toured it with his friend, found a world aflame with a zeal and an ardor unknown to the Blasey
earth since the days of the Crusades. The patrol's cleverest and shrewdest psychologists,
by merely sticking to the truth, had done a marvelous job. Bennett knew that it was the arsenal
and the navy art of civilization, and it was proud of it. Its factories were humming as they had
never hummed before. Every industry, every business, every farm was operating at 100% of capacity.
Bennett was dotted and splattered with space ports already built, and hundreds more were being rushed to
completion. The already staggering number of ships of war operating out of those ports was being
augmented every hour by more and ever more ultra-modern, ultra-fast, ultra-powerful shapes. It was an honor to
help build those ships. It was a still greater one to help man them. Competitive examinations were
being held constantly, nor were all or even most of the applicant's native benitents. Sam's did not
have to ask where these young people were coming from. He knew, from all the planets of civilization,
attracted by carefully worded advertisements of good jobs at high pay on new and highly secret projects
on newly discovered planets.
There were hundreds of such ads.
Most were probably the patrols and led here.
Many were of spaceways, uranium incorporated, and other mercantile firms.
The possibility that some of them might lead to what was now being called Bosconia
had been tested thoroughly, but with uniformly negative results.
Lensman had applied by scores for those non-patrol jobs
and had found them bona fide.
The conclusion was unavoidable.
Boscon was doing its recruitment on planets unknown to any wearer of Erezia's lens.
On the other hand, more than a trickle of Bosconians were applying for patrol jobs,
but Sam's was almost certain that none had been accepted.
The final screening was done by lensman, and in such matters,
lensmen did not make many or serious mistakes.
Bennett had been informed of the first lensman's arrival, and Kinnison had been guilty of a gross understatement, indeed, in telling Sam's that he would not be regarded as a stranger.
Wherever Sam's went, he was met by wildly enthusiastic crowds. He had to make speeches, each of which was climaxed by a tremendous roar of,
To Liberation Day!
No lensman material here, you say, Rod? Sam's asked, after the first city shaking,
demonstration was over. One of his prime concerns throughout his life was this.
With all this enthusiasm, sure? We haven't found any good enough to refer to you yet.
However, in a few years, when the younger generation gets a little older, there certainly will be.
Check. The tour of inspection and acquaintance was finished. The two lensmen started back to earth.
Well, my skeptical and pessimistic friend, was I lying or not?
Kinnison asked, as soon as the Speester's ports were sealed.
Can they match that or not?
You weren't, and I don't believe they can.
I have never seen anything like it.
Autocracies have parades and cheers and demonstrations, of course,
but they have always been forced, artificial.
Those were spontaneous.
Not only that, but the enthusiasm will carry through. We'll be piping hot and ready to go.
But about this stumping. You said, I'd better start as soon as we get back?
Within a few days, I'd say. I wouldn't wonder. So let's use this time in working out a plan of campaign.
My idea was to start out like this.
End of Chapter 17. Chapter 18. Of first.
Lensman by E. E. Doc Smith. This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman, Chapter 18. Conway Costigan, leaving behind him scores of clues, all highly misleading,
severed his connection with uranium ink as soon as he dared after Operation Zwillnick
have been brought to a successful close. The technical operation, that is, the legal battles in which
it figured so largely were to run on for enough years to make the word Zwillnick a common noun and adjective
in the language. He came to tell us as unobtrusively as was his want, and took an inconspicuous
but very active part in Operation Matisse, now in full swing. Now is the time for all good men and
true to come to the aid of the party, eh? Cleo Costigan giggled. You can play that straight across
the keyboard of your electric pet, and not with just too far.
fingers either. Did you hear what the boss told him today?
Yes, the girl's levity disappeared. They're so dirty, Spud. I'm really afraid.
So am I. But we're not too lily-fingered ourselves, if we have to be, and we're covering
them like a blanket, Kinnison and Sam's both. Good. And in that connection, I'll have to be out
half the night again to-night, all right? Of course. It's so nice having you home at all, darling.
instead of a million light years away, that I'm practically delirious with delight.
It was sometimes hard to tell what impish Mrs. Costigan meant by what she said.
Costigan looked at her, decided she was taking him for a ride,
and smacked her a couple of times where it would do the most good.
He then kissed her thoroughly and left.
He had very little time these days either to himself or for his lovely and adored wife.
for Roderick Kinnison's campaign, which had started out rough and not too clean, became
rougher and rougher and no cleaner as it went along. Morgan and his crew were swinging from the
heels, with everything and anything they could dig up or invent, however little of truth or even
of plausibility it might contain, and Rod the Rock had never held even in principle with the
gentle precept of turning the other cheek. He was rather an old testamentarian, and he was no
neophyte at dirty fighting. As a young operative, skilled in the punishing, maiming techniques of
hand-to-hand, rough and tumble combat, he had broled successfully in most of the dives of most of the
Solarine planets and of most of their moons. With this background, and being a quick study,
and under the masterly coaching of Virgil Sam's, Nels Bergenholm, and who will
of North Polar Jupiter. It did not take him long to learn the various gambits and reposts of this
non-physical, but nevertheless no holds barred political mayhem. And the boys and girls of the patrol
worked like badgers, digging up an item here and a fact there and a bit of information somewhere else,
all for the day of reckoning which was to come. They used ultra-wave scanners, spy rays,
long eyes, stool pigeons, everything they could think of to use, and they could not always be
blocked out or evade it. We've got it, boss. Now let's use it. No, save it. Nail it down, solid. Get the
facts, names, dates, places, and amounts. Prove it first, then save it. Prove it, save it. The joint
injunction was used so often that it came to be a slogan and was accepted as such.
Unlike most slogans, however, it was carefully and diligently put to use.
The operatives proved it and saved it, over and over, over and over again.
By dint of what unsparing effort and selfless devotion only they themselves ever fully knew.
Kinnison stumped the continent.
He visited every state, all of the big cities, most of the towns, and many villages and hamlets,
and always, wherever he went, a part of the show was to demonstrate to his office.
audiences how the lens worked. Look at me. You know that no two individuals are or ever can be
alike. Robert Johnson is not like Fred Smith. Joe Jones is entirely different from John Brown.
Look at me again. Concentrate upon whatever it is in your mind that makes me Roderick Kinnison
the individual. That will enable each of you to get into as close touch with me as though our two
minds were one. I am not talking now. You are reading my mind. Since you are reading my very mind,
you know exactly what I am really thinking, for better or for worse. It is impossible for my mind
to lie to yours, since I can change neither the basic pattern of my personality, nor my basic way of
thought, nor would I if I could. Being in my mind, you know that already. You know what my basic
quality is. My friends call it strength and courage. Pirate Chief Morgan and his cut-throat
crew call it many other things. Be that as it may, you now know whether or not you want me for your
president. I can do nothing whatever to sway your opinion, for what your minds have perceived
you know to be the truth. That is the way the lens works. It bears the depths of my mind to yours,
and in return enables me to understand your thoughts.
But it is in no sense hypnotism,
as Morgan is so foolishly trying to make you believe.
Morgan knows as well as the rest of us do
that even the most accomplished hypnotist with all his apparatus
cannot affect a strong and definitely opposed will.
He is therefore saying that each and every one of you
now receiving this thought is such a spineless weakling
that,
but you may draw your own conclusions.
In closing, remember,
nail this fact down so solidly that you will never forget it.
A sound and healthy mind cannot lie.
The mouth can and does.
So does the typewriter.
But the mind never.
I can hide my thoughts from you even while we are on rapport like this.
But I cannot lie to you.
That is why, someday, all of your highest executive
will have to be lendsmen, and not politicians, diplomats, crooks, and boothers.
I thank you. As that long, bitter, incredibly vicious campaign neared its vitriolic end,
tension mounted higher and ever higher. And in a room in the Sam's home, three young lendsmen
and a red-haired girl were not at ease. All four were lean and drawn. Jack Kinnison was talking.
Not the party so much, but Dad. He started out with bare fists, and now he's waiting into him with spiked brass knuckles.
You can play that across the board, Kostigin agreed. He's really giving them hell, Northrop said admiringly.
Did you boys listen in on his Casper speech last night? They hadn't. They had been too busy.
I could give it to you on your lenses, but I couldn't reproduce the tone.
the exquisite way he lifted large pieces of hide and rubbed salt into the raw places.
When he gets excited, you know he can't help but use his voice, too,
so I got some of it on a record.
He starts out on voice, nice and easy, as usual,
then goes on to his lens without talking,
then starts yelling as well as thinking.
Listen.
You ought to have a lensman president.
You may not believe that any lensman is,
and as a matter of fact must be incorruptible.
That is my belief, as you can feel for yourselves,
but I cannot prove it to you.
Only time can do that.
It is a self-evident fact, however,
which you can feel for yourselves,
that a linsman president could not lie to you
except by word of mouth or in writing.
You could demand from him at any time
a lensed statement upon any subject.
Upon some matters of state,
he could and should refuse,
to answer, but not upon any question involving moral turpitude. If he answered, you would know the truth.
If he refused to answer, you would know why, and could initiate impeachment proceedings then and there.
In the past, there have been presidents who used that high office for low purposes,
whose very memory reeks of malfeasance and corruption. One was impeached, others should have been.
Witherspoon never should have been elected.
Witherspoon should have been impeached the day after he was inaugurated.
Witherspoon should be impeached now.
We know, and at the Grand Rally at New York Spaceport three weeks from tonight,
we are going to prove that Witherspoon is simply a minor cogwheel in the Morgantown-Isaacson machine,
playing footsie at command with whatever group happens to be the highest bidder at the moment,
irrespective of North America's or the system's good.
Witherspoon is a gangster, a cheat, and a goddamn liar.
But he is of very little actual importance, merely a boodling nincompoop.
Morgan is the real boss and the real menace, the operating engineer of the lowest-down,
lousiest, filthiest, rottenest, most corrupt machine of murderers, extortionists,
bribe-takers, panderers, perjurers, and other pimples on the body politic that has ever
disgraced any so-called civilized government. Good night.
Wow, Jack Kinnison yelped. That's high even for him.
Just a minute, Jack, Jill cautioned. The other side, too. Listen to this choice bit from
Senator Morgan. It is not exactly hypnotism, but something infinitely worse,
something that steals away your very minds, that makes anyone listening believe that
white is yellow, red, purple, or pea green.
Until our scientists have checked this menace,
until we have every wear of that cursed lens behind steel bars,
I advise you in all earnestness, not to listen to them at all.
If you do listen, your minds will surely be insidiously decomposed and broken.
You will surely end your days jibbering in a padded cell.
And murders?
Murders!
The feeble remnants of the gangs which our government has all but wiped out
may perhaps commit a murder or so per year,
the perpetrators of which are caught, tried, and punished.
But how many of your sons and daughters has Roderick Kinnison murdered,
either personally or through his uniform slaves?
Think, read the record, then make him explain if he can,
but do not listen to his lying, mind-destroying lens.
Democracy.
What does Rod the Rock Kinnison, the hardest, most vicious tyrant, the most relentless
and pitiless Martinet ever known to any armed force and the long history of our world,
know of democracy? Nothing. He understands only force. All who oppose him in anything,
however small, or who seek to reason with him, die without record or trace. And if he is not
arrested, tried and executed, all such will continue, tracelessly, and without any pretense of trial
to die. But at bottom, even though he is not intelligent enough to realize it, he is merely one more
in the long parade of tools of ruthless and predatory wealth, the moneyed powers. They, my
friends, never sleep. They have only one God, one tenant, one creed, the almighty credit. That is what they are
after, and note how craftily, how stealthily they have done and are doing their grabbing.
Where is your representation upon the so-called Galactic Council?
How did this criminal, this vicious, this outrageously unconstitutional, this irresponsible,
unconstitutional, and dictatorial monstrosity come into being?
How and when did you give this bloated colossus the right to establish its own currency,
to have the immeasurable effrontery to debar the solidest currency in the universe, the credit of
North America, from interplanetary and interstellar commerce. Their aim is clear. They intend to tax you
into slavery and death. Do not forget for one instant, my friends, that the power to tax is the
power to destroy. The power to tax is the power to destroy. Our forefathers fought and bled and died to
established a principle that taxation without rep—
And so on, for one solid hour,
Jill snarled as she snapped the switch viciously.
How do you like them potatoes?
Hell's blazing pinnacles.
This from Jack, silent for seconds,
and—
Rugged stuff.
Very, very rugged, from Northrop.
No wonder you look sort of pooped, spud.
Being chief bodyguard must have developed recent
into quite a chore.
You ain't just snapping your choppers, Bub, was Costigan's grimly flippant reply.
I've yelled for help, in force.
So have I, and I'm going to yell again right now, Jack declared.
I don't know whether Dad is going to kill Morgan or not, and don't give a damn,
but if Morgan isn't going all out to kill Dad, it's because they've forgotten how to make bombs.
He lends to call to Bergenholm.
Yes, Jack?
I will refer you to Rallarian, who has had this matter under consideration.
Yes, John Kinnison, I have considered the matter and have taken action.
The Jovian's calmly assured thought rolled into the minds of all, even lensless jills.
The point, youth, was well taken.
It was your thought that some thousands, perhaps five, of spy-ray operators and other
operatives will be required to ensure that the Grand Rally will not be marred by episodes of violence.
"'It was,' Jack said flatly.
"'It still is.
"'Not having considered all possible contingencies,
"'nor the extent of the field of necessary actions,
"'you err.
"'The number will approach 19,000 very nearly.
"'Admiral Clayton has been so advised,
"'and his staff is now at work upon a plan of action
"'in accordance with my recommendation.
"'Your suggestions, Conway Costigan,
"'in the matter of immediate protection
"'of Roderick Kinison's person,
"'are now in effect.
and you are hereby relieved of that responsibility.
I assume that you four wish to continue at work?
The Jovian's assumption was sound.
I suggest, then, that you confer with Admiral Clayton
and fit yourselves into his program of security.
I intend to make the same suggestion to all lendsmen and other qualified persons,
not engaged in work of more pressing importance.
Rularean cut off and Jack scowled blackly.
The Grand Rally is going to be held three weeks before Election Day.
I still don't like it.
I'd save it until the night before election,
knock their teeth out with it at the last possible minute.
You're wrong, Jack, the chief is right, Kostigin argued.
Two ways.
One, we can't play that kind of ball.
Two, this gives them just enough rope to hang themselves.
Well, maybe.
Kinnison, like.
Jack was far from being convinced.
But that's the way it's going to be, so let's call Clayton.
First, Costigan broke in.
Jill, will you please explain why they have to waste as big a man as Kinnison
on such a piffling job as president?
I was out in the sticks, you know.
It doesn't make sense.
Because he's the only man alive who can lick Morgan's machine at the polls.
Jill stated a simple fact.
The patrol can get along without him for one turn.
after that it won't make any difference.
But Morgan works from the sidelines. Why couldn't he?
The psychology is entirely different. Morgan is a boss. Pops Kinnison isn't. He's a leader.
See? Oh, I guess so. Yes, go ahead. Outwardly, New York Spaceport did not change appreciably.
At any given moment of day or night, there were so many hundreds of persons
strolling aimlessly or walking purposely about, that an extra hundred or so made no perceptible
difference. And the spaceport was only the endpoint. The patrol's activities began hundreds
or thousands or millions or billions of miles away from Earth's metropolis. A web was set up
through which not even a grain of sand meteorite could pass undetected. Every spaceship bound for Earth
carried at least one passenger who would not otherwise have been aboard.
Passengers who, if not wearing lenses, carried service special equipment amply sufficient for the work in hand.
Geiger's and other vastly more complicated mechanisms flew toward Earth from every direction in space,
streamed toward New York and Earth's every channel of traffic.
Every train and plane, every bus and boat and car, every conveyance of every kind
and every pedestrian approaching New York City was searched,
with a search as thorough as it was unobtrusive.
And everything and every entity approaching New York spaceport
was combed literally by the cubic millimeter.
No arrests were made.
No package was confiscated or even disturbed
throughout the ranks of public checkboxes,
in private offices, or in elaborate or casual hiding places.
As far as the enemy knew,
the patrol had no suspicion whatever
that anything out of the ordinary was going on, that is, until the last possible minute.
Then a tall, lean, spaced hand veteran spoke softly aloud as though to himself.
Spy ray blocks, interference, umbrella, on. Report.
That voice, low and soft as it was, was picked up by every service special receiver
within a radius of a thousand miles, and by every lensman listening wherever he might be.
So were, in a matter of seconds, the replies.
Spy ray blocks answer.
Interference on, sir.
Umbrella on, sir.
No spy ray could be driven into any part of the tremendous port.
No beam, communicator, or detonating could operate anywhere near it.
The enemy would now know that something had gone wrong,
but he would not be able to do anything about it.
Reports received, the tan man said, still quietly,
Operation Zunk will proceed as scheduled.
And 471 highly skilled men, carrying duplicate keys and or whatever other specialized apparatus and equipment would be necessary,
quietly took possession of 471 objects of almost that many shapes and sizes.
And out in the gathering crowd, a few disturbances occurred and a few ambulances dashed busily here and there.
Some women had fainted, no doubt,
ran the report. They always did. And Conway Costigan, who had been watching, without seeming even to
look at him, a porter loading a truck with opulent-looking hand-luggage from a locker, followed man and
truck out into the concourse. Closing up, he asked, where are you taking that luggage, Charlie?
Up ramp one, boss, came the unfurried reply. Flight 90 will be taking off on account of this jamboree,
and they want it right up their handy.
Take it down to the...
Over the years,
a good many men had tried to catch Conway Costigan
off guard or napping,
to beat him to the punch or to the draw,
with a startlingly uniform lack of success.
The landsman's fist traveled a bare seven inches.
The supposed porter gasped once and traveled,
or rather staggered backward,
approximately seven feet,
before he collapsed and sprawled on.
unconscious upon the pavement. Day contamination, Costigan remarked, apparently, to empty air,
as he picked the fellow up and draped him limply over the truck full of suitcases.
Dick, front and center, area 46, class FX, hotter than the middle-tail race of hell.
You called Deke? A man came running up. FX-619. This is it? Check, it's yours, part or and all. Take it away.
Costigan strolled on until he met Jack Kinnison, who had a rapidly developing mouse under his left eye.
"'How did that happen, Jack?' he demanded sharply.
"'Something slip?'
"'Not exactly,' Kinnison grinned ruefully.
"'I have the damnedest luck.
A woman, an old lady at that, thought I was staging a hold-up and swung on me with her handbag,
Southpaw, and from the rear.
And if you laugh, you untuneful harp, I'll hang you.
one right on the end of your chin, so help me.
Far be it from such, Costigan assured him, and did not quite laugh.
Wonder how we came out. They should have reported before this.
Pst, here it comes. Decontamination was complete. Operation Zunk had been a 100% success. There had been
no casualties. Except for one black eye, Costigan could not help adding, but his lens and his
service specials were off. Jack would have brained him if any of them had been on.
Linking arms, the two lendsmen strode away toward ramp four, which was to be their station.
This was the largest crowd Earth had ever known. Everybody, particularly the nationalists,
had wondered why this climactic political rally had been set for three full weeks ahead of the election,
but their curiosity had not been satisfied. Furthermore, this meeting had been,
been advertised as no previous one had ever been. Neither pains nor cash had been spared and giving it the
greatest build-up ever known. Not only had every channel of communication been loaded for weeks,
but also Sam's workers have been very busily engaged in starting rumors, which grew, as rumors do,
into things which their own fathers and mothers could not recognize. And the baffled nationalists
trying to play the whole thing down made matters worse.
Interests spread from North America to the other continents, to the other planets, and to the other solar systems.
Thus, to say that everybody was interested in and was listening to the Cosmocrats' Grand Rally would not be too serious an exaggeration.
Roderick Kinnison stepped up to the battery of microphones. Certain screens were cut.
Fellow entities of civilization and others. While it may seem strange to broadcast a political
rally to other continents and to beam it to other worlds. It was necessary in this case.
The message to be given, while it will go into the political affairs of the North American
continent of Telos, will deal primarily with a far larger thing, a matter which will be of
paramount importance to all intelligent beings of every inhabited world. You know how to attune
your minds to mine. Do it now. He staggered mentally under the
of encountering practically simultaneously so many minds, but rallied strongly and went on
via Lens.
My first message is not to you, my fellow cosmocrats, nor to you my fellow dwellers on earth,
nor even to you my fellow adherence to civilization, but to the enemy.
I do not mean my political opponents, the nationalists, who are almost all loyal fellow
North Americans.
I mean the entities who are using the leaders of that nationalist party as pawns in a vastly larger game.
I know, enemy, that you are listening.
I know that you had goon squads in this audience, to kill me and my superior officer.
Know now that they are impotent.
I know that you had atomic bombs, with which to obliterate this assemblage and this entire area.
They have been disassembled and statured.
I know that you had large supplies of radioactive dusts. They now lie in the patrol vaults near
Wehawken. All the devices which you intended to employ are known, and all, save one, have been either
nullified or confiscated. That one exception is your war fleet, a force sufficient in your opinion
to wipe out all the armed forces of the Galactic Patrol. You intended to use it in case we
Cosmocrats win this forthcoming election. You may decide to use it now. Do so if you like.
You can do nothing to interrupt or to affect this meeting. This is all I have to say to you,
enemy of civilization. Now to you, my legitimate audience. I am not here to deliver the address
promised you, but merely to introduce the real speaker, First Lensman, Virgil Sams. A mental gasp
Millian Strong made itself telling me felt.
Yes, first Lensman Sam's, of whom you all know.
He has not been attending political meetings because we, his advisors, would not let him.
Why? Here are the facts.
Through Archibald Isaacson of Interstellar Spaceways,
he was offered a bribe which would in a few years have amounted to some 50 billion credits.
More wealth than any individual entity has in a lot of.
ever possessed. Then there was an attempt at murder, which we were able, just barely, to block.
Knowing there was no other place on earth where he would be safe, we took him to the hill.
You know what happened. You know what conditioned the hill is in now. This warfare was ascribed to
pirates. This whole stupendous operation, however, was made in a vain attempt to kill one man,
Virgil Sams. The enemy knew, and we learned, that Sam's is the greatest man who has ever lived.
His name will last as long as civilization endures, for it is he, and only he, who could make it
possible for civilization to endure. Why was I not killed? Why was I allowed to keep on making
campaign speeches? Because I do not count. I am of no more important. I am of no more important.
to the cause of civilization than is my opponent Witherspoon to that of the enemy.
I am a wheelhorse, a plugger. You all know me, Rocky Rod Kinnison, the hard-boiled egg.
I've got guts enough to stand up and fight for what I know is right. I've got the guts
and the inclination to stand up and slug it out, toe to toe with man, beast or devil.
I would make and will make a good president. I've got the guts and eclination. I've got the guts and
inclination to keep on slugging after you elect me. Before God, I promise to smash down every
machine-made crook who tries to hold any part of our government down in the reeking muck in which it now is.
I am a plugger and a slugger, with no spark of the terrific flame of inspirational genius
which makes Virgil Sams what he so uniquely is. My kind may be important, but I individually am not.
are so many of us. If they had killed me, another slugger would have taken my place, and the effect upon
the job would have been nil. Virgil Sams, however, cannot be replaced, and the enemy knows it.
He is unique in all history. No one else can do his job. If he is killed before the principles
for which he is working are firmly established, civilization will collapse back into barbarism. It will not
recover until another such mind comes into existence, the probability of which occurrence I will let you
compute for yourselves. For those reasons, Virgil Sams is not here in person, nor is he in the
hill, since the enemy may now possess weapons powerful enough to destroy not only that hitherto impregnable
fortress, but also the whole earth. And they would destroy earth without a qualm, if in so doing,
could kill the first lensman.
Therefore, Sam's is now out in deep space.
Our fleet is waiting to be attacked.
If we win, the Galactic Patrol will go on.
If we lose, we hope you shall have learned enough
so that we will not have died uselessly.
Die?
Why should you die?
You are safe on Earth.
Ah, one of the goons set that thought.
If our fleet is defeated,
No lensman anywhere will live a week. The enemy will see to that.
That is all from me. Stay tuned. Come in, first lensman, Virgil Sam's. Take over, sir.
It was psychologically impossible for Virgil Sams to use such language as Kinnison had just employed.
Nor was it either necessary or desirable that he should. The ground had been prepared.
Therefore, coldly, impersonally, logically,
telling me, he told the whole
terrific story. He revealed the most important things
dug up by the patrols into faggatable investigators,
reciting names, places, dates, transactions, and amounts.
Only in the last couple of minutes did he warm up at all.
Nor is this, in any sense, a smear campaign
or a bringing of baseless charges to be clouded the issue
or to vilify without cause
and upon the very eve of election a political opponent.
These are facts. Formal charges are now being preferred. Every person mentioned and many others will be put under arrest as soon as possible.
If any one of them were in any degree innocent, our case against him could be made to fall in less than the three weeks intervening before election day. That is why this meeting is being held at this time. Not one of them is innocent. Being guilty and knowing that we can and will prove guilt,
they will adopt a policy of delay and recrimination.
Since our courts are, for the most part, just,
the accused will be able to delay the trials
and the actual presentation of evidence
until after election day.
Forewarned, however,
you will know exactly why the trials will have been delayed,
and in spite of the fog of misrepresentation,
you will know where the truth lies.
You will know how to cast your votes.
You will vote for Roderick Kinnison and for those who support him.
There is no need for me to enlarge upon the character of Port Admiral Kinnison.
You know him as well as I do.
Honest, incorruptible, fearless.
You know that he will make the best president we have ever had.
If you do not already know it, ask any one of the hundreds of thousands of strong, able, clear-thinking young men and women who have served under him in our armed forces.
I thank you everyone who has listened for your interest.
End of Chapter 18. Chapter 19 of First Lensman by E. E. Doc Smith.
This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman. Chapter 19.
As long as they were Commodores, Clayton of North America and Schweikert of Europe
had stayed fairly close to the home planet except for infrequent vacation trips.
With the formation of the Galactic Patrol, however, and their becoming Admiral and Lieutenant
Admiral of the First Galactic Region, and their acquisition of lenses, the radius of their
sphere of action was tremendously increased. One or the other of them was always to be found in
Grand Fleet Headquarters at New York Spaceport, but only very seldom were both of them there
at once. And if the absentee were not to be found on Earth, what of it? The first Galactic
region included all of the solar systems and all of the planets adherent to civilization,
and the absentee could, as a matter of business and duty, be practically anywhere.
Usually, however, he was not upon any of the generally known planets, but upon Bennett,
getting acquainted with the officers, supervising the drilling of Grand Fleet and new maneuvers,
teaching classes in advanced strategy, and holding skull practice generally. It was hard work,
and not too inspiring, but in the end it paid off big. They knew their men. Their men knew them.
They could work together with a snap, a smoothness, a precision otherwise impossible.
For imported top brass, unknown to and unacquainted with the body of command, cannot have and
does not expect the deep regard and the earned respect so necessary to high morale.
Clayton and Schweigert had both. They started early.
early enough, worked hard enough, and had enough stuff to earn both.
Thus, it came about that when upon a scheduled day the two admirals came to Bennett together.
They were greeted as enthusiastically as though they had been Benetons born and bred.
And their welcome became a planet-wide celebration when Clayton issued the orders
which all Bennett had been waiting so long and so impatiently to hear.
Benetton's were at last to leave Bennett.
group after group, sub-fleet after sub-fleet, the component units of the Galactic Patrol's grand fleet took off.
They assembled in space. They maneuvered enough to shake themselves down into some semblance of unity.
They practiced the new maneuvers. They blasted off in formation for Saul.
And as the tremendous armada neared the solar system, it met, or rather, was joined by, the patrol ships about which Morgan and
and his minions already knew,
each of which fitted itself into its long-assigned place.
Every planet of civilization had sent its every vessel
capable of putting out a screen or of throwing a beam,
but so immense was the number of warships in Grand Fleet
that this increment, great as it intrinsically was,
made no perceptible difference in its size.
On Rally Day, Grand Fleet lay poised near Earth.
As soon as he had introduced Sam's to the intensely interesting,
listeners at the rally, Roderick Kinnison disappeared.
Actually, he drove a bug to a distant corner of the spaceport and left the earth in a light cruiser.
But to all intents and purposes, so engrossed was everyone in what Sam's was saying,
Kinison simply vanished.
Sams was already in the Boise.
The Port Admiral went out to his old flagship to Chicago.
Nor, in case any observer of the enemy should be trying to keep track of him, could his course be traced.
Cleveland and Northrop and Rulareon and all they needed of the vast resources of the patrol saw to that.
Neither Sam's nor Kinnison had any business being with Grand Fleet in person, of course, and both knew it.
But everyone knew why they were there, and were glad that the two top lendsmen had decided to live or die with their fleet.
If Grand Fleet won, they would probably live. If Grand Fleet lost, they would certainly die.
if not in the pirate-technic dissolution of their ships,
then in a matter of days upon the ground.
With the fleet, their presence would contribute markedly to morale.
It was a chance very much worth taking.
Nor were Clayton and Schweiker together, or even near each other.
Sam's, Kinnison, and the other two admirals were as far away from each other
as they could get and still remain in Grand Fleet's fighting cylinder.
"'Sylinder?'
"'Sylinder?'
"'Yes.
The patrols board of strategy, assuming that the enemy would attack in conventional cone formation
and knowing that one cone could defeat another only after a long and costly engagement,
had long since spent months and months at war games in their tactical tanks,
in search of a better formation.
They had found it.
Theoretically, a cylinder of proper composition could defeat, with negligible loss and in a very short time,
the best cones they were able to devise.
The drawback was that the ships composing
a theoretically efficient cylinder
would have to be highly specialized
and vastly greater in number
than any one power
had ever been able to put into the ether.
However, with all the resources of Bennett
devoted to construction,
this difficulty would not be insuperable.
This, of course, brought up the question
of what would happen if cylinder met cylinder.
if the black strategists should also have arrived at the same solution, and this question remained
unanswered. Or rather, there were too many answers, no two of which agreed, like those to the
classical one of what would happen if an irresistible force should strike an immovable object.
There would be a lot of intensely interesting by-products. Even Rularyon of Job did not come up
with a definite solution, nor did Bergenholm, who,
although a comparatively obscure young lensman scientist,
and not a member of the Galactic Council,
was frequently called into consultation
because of his unique ability to arrive at correct conclusions
via some obscurely short-circuiting process of thought.
Well, Port Admiral Kinnison had concluded finally,
if they've got one too, we'll just have to shorten ours up,
widen it out, and pray.
Clayton to Port Admiral Kinnison
came a communication through channels.
Have you any additional orders or instructions?
Kinnison to Admiral Clayton.
None.
The Port Admiral replied, as formerly, then went on via lens.
No comment or criticism to make, Alex.
You fellows have done a job so far, and you'll keep on doing one.
How much detection have you got out?
Twelve detets, three globes of diesels.
If we sit here and do nothing, the boys will get edgy and go
stale, so if you and Verge agree, we'll give them some practice.
Lord knows they need it, and it'll keep them on their toes.
But about the blacks, they may be figuring on delaying any action until we've had time to crack
from boredom.
What's your idea on that?
I've been worrying about the same thing.
Practice will help, but whether enough or not, I don't know.
What do you think, Verge?
Will they hold it up deliberately or strike fast?
Fast, the first lensman replied, promptly and definitely.
As soon as they possibly can, for several reasons.
They don't know our real strength any more than we know theirs.
They undoubtedly believe, however, the same as we do,
that they are more efficient than we are and have the larger force.
By their own need of practice, they will know ours.
They do not attach nearly as much importance to morale as we do.
By the very nature of their regime, they can't.
Also, our open challenge will tend very definitely to force their hands,
since face-saving is even more important to them than it is to us.
They will strike as soon as they can and as hard as they can.
Grand Fleet maneuvers were begun, but in a day or so the alarms came blasting in.
The enemy had been detected, coming in as the previous Black Fleet had come,
from the direction of Coma Baronises.
Calculating machines clicked and word,
orders were flashed, and a brief string of numbers, ships by the hundreds and the thousands flashed
into their assigned positions, or, more precisely, almost into them. Most of the navigators and pilots
had not had enough practice yet to hit their assigned positions exactly on the first try,
since a radical change in axial direction was involved, but they did pretty well. A few minutes
of juggling and jockeying were enough. Clayton and Schweigert used a little car,
caustic language, via lens and to their fellow lensmen only, of course, but Sam's and Kinnison
were well enough pleased. The time of formation had been very satisfactorily short, and the cone was
smooth, symmetrical, and of beautifully uniform density. The preliminary formation was a cone,
not a cylinder. It was not a conventional cone of battle, and that it was not of standard
composition, was too big, and had altogether too many ships for its size.
It was, however, of the conventional shape,
and it was believed that by the time the enemy could perceive any significant differences,
it would be too late for him to do anything about it.
The cylinder would be forming about that time anyway,
and it was almost believed, at least it was strongly hoped,
that the enemy would not have the time or the knowledge or the equipment
to do anything about that either.
Kinnison grinned to himself, as his mind, on rapport with Clayton's,
watched the enemy's cone of it.
battle enlarge upon the Admiral's conning plate. It was big and powerful. The Galactic Patrol's
publicly known forces would have stood exactly the chance of the proverbial snowball in the nether regions.
It was not, however, the Port Admiral thought big enough to form an efficient cylinder, or to handle
the patrol's real force in any fashion, and unless they shifted within the next second or two,
it would be too late for the enemy to do anything at all.
As though by magic, about 95% of the patrol's tremendous cone
changed into a tightly packed double cylinder.
This maneuver was much simpler than the previous one,
and had been practiced to perfection.
The mouth of the cone closed in and lengthened.
The closed end opened out and shortened.
Tractors and pressers leapt from ship to ship,
binding the whole myriad of hitherto discrete units
into a single structure as solid, even comparatively as to size, as a cantilever bridge.
And instead of remaining quiescent, waiting to be attacked, the cylinder flashed forward,
inertialists at maximum blast.
Throughout the years the violence, intensity, and sheer brute power of offensive weapons
had increased steadily.
Defensive armament had kept step.
One fundamental fact, however, had not changed throughout the age of,
and has not changed yet. Three or more units of given power have always been able to conquer
one unit of the same power, if engagement could be forced and no assistance could be given,
and two units could practically always do so. Fundamentally, therefore, strategy always has been
and still is, the development of new artifices and techniques by virtue of which two or more
of our units may attack one of theirs, the while affording the minimum of opportunity for them
to retaliate in kind. The patrol's grand fleet flashed forward, almost exactly along the axis of
the black cone, right where the enemy wanted it, or so he thought. Straight into the yawning
mouth, erupting now a blast of flame beside which the wildest imaginings of inferno must pale into
insignificance, straight along that raging axis toward the apex at the terrific speed of the two
directly opposed velocities of flight. But to the complete consternation of the Black High Command,
nothing much happened. For, as has been pointed out, that cylinder was not of even approximately
normal normal composition. In fact, there was not a normal war vessel in it. The outer skin and both
ends of the cylinder were purely defensive. Those vessels,
packed so closely that their repeller fields actually touched were all screen. None of them had a beam
hot enough to light a match. Conversely, the inner layer or liner was composed of vessels that were
practically all offense. They had to be protected at every point, but how they could ladle it out.
The leading and trailing edges of the formation, the ends of the gigantic pipe, so to speak,
would, of course, bear the brunt of the black attack, and it would,
was this factor that had given the patrol strategists the most serious concern.
Wherefore, the first ten and the last six double rings of ships were special indeed.
They were all screen, nothing else. They were drones, operated by remote control,
carrying no living thing. If the patrol losses could be held to eight double rings of ships
at the first pass and four at the second, theoretical computations indicated losses of six and two,
Sam's and his fellows would be well content.
All of the patrol ships had, of course, the standard equipment of so-called violet, green, and red fields,
as well as duodecaplilatimate and ordinary atomic bombs, dirigible torpedoes and transporters,
slicers, polycyclic drills, and so on.
But in this battle, the principal reliance was to be placed upon the sheer, brutal, overwhelming power
of what had been called the macrobeam, now simply the beam. Furthermore, in the incredibly incandescent
frenzy of the chosen field of action, the cylinder was to attack the cone at its very strongest part.
No conceivable material projectile could have lasted a single microsecond after leaving the
screens of force of its parent vessel. It could have flown fast enough. Ultra beam trackers
could have steered it rapidly enough and accurately enough. But before it could have
traveled afoot, even at ultra-light speed, it would have ceased utterly to be.
It would have been resolved into its subatomic constituent particles and waves.
Nothing material could exist, except instantaneously, in the field of force filling the axis
of the black's cone of battle, a field beside which the exact center of a multi-billion-volt
flash of lightning would constitute a dead area.
That field, however, encountered no material object.
The patrol screeners, packed so closely as to have a 400% overlap,
had been designed to withstand precisely that inconceivable environment.
Practically all of them withstood it,
and in a fraction of a second, the hollow forward end of the cylinder
engulfed, pipe-wise, the entire apex of the enemy's war cone,
and the hitherto idle sluggers of the cylinder's liner went to work.
Each of those vessels had one heavy presser beam, each having the same push as every other,
directed inward toward the cylinder's axis, and backward at an angle of 15 degrees from the
perpendicular line between ship and axis. Therefore, wherever any black ship entered the patrol
cylinder or however, it was driven to and held at the axis and forced backward along that axis.
None of them, however, got very far. They were perforce in single file. One
ship opposing at least one solid ring of giant sluggers who did not have to concern themselves
with defense, but could pour every iota of their tremendous resources into offensive beams.
Thus, the odds were not merely two or three to one, but never less than 80, and very frequently,
over 200 to one.
Under the impact of those unimaginable torrents of force, the screens of the engulfed vessels
flashed once, practically instantaneously through the spectrum, and went down.
whether they had two or three or four courses made no difference. In fact, even the ultra-speed
analyzers of the observers could not tell. Then a couple of microseconds later, the wall shields,
the strongest fabrics of force developed by man up to that time, also failed. Then those ravenous
fields of force struck bare, unprotected metal, and every molecule, inorganic and organic,
of ships and contents alike,
disappeared in a bursting flare of energy
so raw and so violent
as to stagger even those who had brought it into existence.
It was certainly vastly more than a mere volatilization.
It was deduced later
that the detonating unstoppable isotopes of the Black's own bombs,
in the frightful temperatures already existing
in the patrol's quasi-solid beams,
had initiated a chain reaction,
which had resulted in the fissioning
of a considerable proportion of the atomic nuclei of usually completely stable elements.
The cylinder stopped. The lensman took stock. The depth of erosion of the leading edge had averaged
almost exactly six double rings of drones. In places, the sixth ring was still intact. In others,
which had encountered unusually concentrated beaming, the seventh was gone. Also, a fraction of one percent
of the manned war vessels had disappeared.
Brief, though the time of engagement had been, the enemy had been able to concentrate enough beams
to burn a few holes through the walls of the attacking cylinder.
It had not been hoped that more than a few hundreds of black vessels could be blown out of the ether at this first pass.
General staff had been sure, however, that the heaviest and most dangerous ships,
including those carrying the enemy's high command, would be among them.
The midsection of the apex of the conventional cone of battle had always been the safest place,
to be. Therefore, that was where the black admirals had been, and therefore they no longer lived.
In a few seconds, it became clear that if any black high command existed, it was not in shape
to function efficiently. Some of the enemy ships were still blasting, with little or no concerted
effort at the regulation cone which the cylinder had left behind. A few were attempting to get
into some kind of a formation, possibly to attack the patrol cylinder. In decision, with a decision,
was visible and rampant. To turn that tremendous cylindrical engine of destruction around would have
been a task of ours, but it was not necessary. Instead, each vessel cut its tractors and pressers,
spun end for end, reconnected, and retraced almost exactly its previous course,
cutting out and blasting into nothingness another plug of black warships. Another reversal,
another dash. And this time, so disorganized were the foe,
and so feeble the beaming, not a single patrol vessel was lost.
The Black Fleet, so proud and so conquering of mean a few minutes before,
had fallen completely apart.
"'That's enough, Rod, don't you think?' Sam's thought then.
"'Please order Clayton to cease action, so that we can hold a parley with their senior officers.'
"'Parlie! Hell!' Kinnison's answering thought was a snarl.
"'We've got them going! Mop them up before they can pull themselves
together. Party, be damned! Beyond a certain point, military action becomes indefensible
butchery, of which our Galactic Patrol will never be guilty. That point has now been reached.
If you do not agree with me, I'll be glad to call a council meeting to decide which of us is right.
That isn't necessary. You're right. That's one reason I'm not first-landsman.
The Port Admiral, fury and fire ebbing from his mind, issued orders.
The patrol forces hung motionless in space.
As President of the Galactic Council, Verge, take over.
Spy race probed and searched.
A communicator beam was sent.
Virgil Sams spoke aloud, in the lingua franca of deep space.
Connect me, please, with the senior officer of your fleet.
There appeared upon Sam's plate a strong, not unhandsome face, deep stamped with the bitter hopelessness
of a strong man facing certain death.
You've got us. Come on and finish us.
Some such indoctrination was to be expected, but I anticipate no trouble in convincing you
that you have been grossly misinformed in everything you have been told concerning us.
Our aims, our ethics, our morals, and our standards of conduct.
There are, I assume, other surviving officers of your rank, although of lesser seniority.
There are ten other vice-admirals, but I am in command. They will obey my orders or die.
Nevertheless, they shall be heard. Please go inert, match our intrinsic velocity, and come aboard,
all eleven of you. We wish to explore with all of you the possibilities of a lasting peace between our worlds.
"'Peace? Bha! Why lie?'
The Black Commander's expression did not change.
"'I know what you are and what you do to conquered races.
We prefer a clean, quick death in your beams
to the kind you deal out in your torture rooms and experimental laboratories.
Come ahead. I intend to attack you as soon as I can make a formation.'
I repeat, you have been grossly, terribly, shockingly misinformed.
Sam's voice was quiet and steady. His eyes held those of the other.
We are civilized men, not barbarians or savages. Does not the fact that we seized hostility so soon mean anything to you?
For the first time, the stranger's face changed subtly, and Sam's press the slight advantage.
I see it does. Now, if you will converse with me mind to mind, the first lendsman felt for the man's
his ego and began to tune to it, but this was too much.
"'I will not,' the black put up a solid block.
"'I will have nothing to do with your cursed lens.
"'I know what it is and will have none of it.'
"'Oh, what's the use, Verge?' Kinnison snapped.
"'Let's get on with it.'
"'A great deal of use, Rod,' Sam's replied quietly.
"'This is a turning point.
"'I must be right.
"'I can't be that far wrong.'
and he again turned his attention to the enemy commander.
Very well, sir, we will continue to use spoken language.
I repeat, please come aboard with your ten fellow vice-admiral's.
You will not be asked to surrender.
You will retain your side-arms, as long as you make no attempt to use them.
Whether or not we come to any agreement, you will be allowed to return unharmed to your vessels
before the battle is resumed.
What? Side-arms?
Returned? You swear it?
As President of the Galactic Council, in the presence of the highest officers of the Galactic Patrol as witnesses, I swear it.
We will come aboard.
Very well. I will have ten other lendsmen and officers here with me.
The Boise, of course, inert first, followed by the Chicago and nine of the tremendous tear-drops from Bennett.
Port Admiral Kinnison and nine other lansmen joined Sam's in the Boise,
Boise's con room. The tight formation of 11 patrol ships blasted in unison in the space courtesy of
meeting the equally tight formation of black warships halfway in the matter of intrinsic velocity.
Soon the two little sub-fleets were motionless in respect to each other.
Eleven black gigs were launched. Eleven black vice-admirals came aboard to the accompaniment
of the full military honors customarily granted to visiting admirals of friendly powers.
Each was armed with what seemed to be an exact duplicate of the patrol's own current blaster,
Lewiston, Mark 17. In the lead strode the tall, heavy, grey-haired man with whom Sam's had been
dealing, still defiant, still sullen, still concealing sternly his sheer desperation.
His block was still on, full strength. The man next in line was much younger than the leader,
much less wrought up, much more intent.
Sam's felt for this man's ego, tuned to it, and got the shock of his life.
The black vice-admiral's mind was not at all what he had expected to encounter.
It was, in every respect, of Lensman grade.
Oh, how! You are not speaking, and—I see. The Lens! The Lens!
The stranger's mind was for seconds an utterly indescribable turmoil in which relief,
gladness and high anticipation struggled for supremacy.
In the next few seconds, even before the visitors had reached their places at the conference table,
Virgil Sams and Corander of Petrine exchanged thoughts which would require many thousands of words to express,
only a few of which are necessary here.
The lens! I have dreamed of such a thing without hope of realization or possibility.
How we have been misled!
"'They are, then, actually available upon your world, Sam's of Tellis?'
"'Not exactly, and not at all generally,' and Sam's explained as he had explained so many times before.
"'You will wear one sooner than you think. But as to ending this warfare,
"'you survivors are practically all natives of your own world. Petrine?'
"'Not practically. We are Patrinos all. The teachers were all in the center.
Many remain upon Petrine and its neighboring worlds, but none remain alive here.
O'Lancer, then, who assumed command, is also a Patrino?
So hard-headed, I had assumed otherwise.
He will be a stumbling block.
Is he actually in Supreme Command?
Only by and with our consent under such astounding circumstances as these.
He is a reactionary of the old, die-hard, war-dog school.
He would ordinarily be in supreme command and would be supported by the teachers, if any were here,
but I will challenge his authority and theirs, standing upon my right to command my own fleet as I see fit.
So will, I think, several others. So go ahead with your meeting.
Be seated, gentlemen. All saluted punctiliously and sat down.
Now, Vice-Admiral Olanser, how do you, a stranger, know my name?
I know many things. We have a suggestion to offer which, if you Petrinos will follow it,
will end this warfare. First, please believe that we have no designs upon your planet,
nor any quarrel with any of its people who are not hopelessly contaminated by the ideas
and the culture of the entities who are back of this whole movement. Quite possibly,
those whom you refer to as the teachers. You did not know whom you were to fight or
or why? This was a statement with no hint of question about it.
I see now that we did not know all the truth, Olanzer admitted stiffly. We were informed
and given proof sufficient to make us believe that you are monsters from outer space,
rapacious, insatiable, senselessly and callously destructive to all other forms of intelligent
life. We suspected something of the kind. Do you others agree?
Vice Admiral Corander? Yes, we were shown detailed and documented proofs, stereos of battles,
in which no quarter was given. We saw system after system conquered, world after world laid waste.
We were made to believe that our only hope of continued existence was to meet you and destroy you in
space, for if you were allowed to reach Petrine, every man, woman, and child on the planet
would either be killed outright or tortured to death.
I see now that those proofs were entirely false, completely vicious.
They were.
Those who spread that lying propaganda and all who support their organization
must be and shall be weeded out.
Petrine must be and shall be given her rightful place
in the galactic fellowship of free, independent, and cooperative worlds.
So must any and all planets whose peoples wish to adhere to civilization
instead of to tyranny and despotism.
To further these ends, we lensmen suggest that you reform your fleet and proceed to Eresia.
Arisia! O'Lanzer did not like the idea.
Arisia, Sam's insisted.
Upon leaving Eresia, knowing vastly more than you do now,
you will return to your home planet, where you will take whatever steps you will then know to be necessary.
We were told that your lenses are hypnotic devices, O'Lanser sneered.
designed to steal away and destroy the minds of any who listen to you.
I believe that fully.
I will not go to Eresia, nor will any part of Petrines' grand fleet.
I will not attack my home planet.
I will not do battle against my own people.
This is final.
I am not saying or implying that you should,
but you continue to close your mind to reason.
How about you, Vice-Admiral Corander, and you others?
In the momentary silence, Sam's put himself on rapport with the other officers,
and was overjoyed at what he learned.
"'I do not agree with Vice-Admiral Olanzer,' Corander said flatly.
"'He commands, not Grand Fleet, but his sub-fleet merely, as do we all.
"'I will lead my sub-fleet to Eresia.'
"'Trader!' O'Lanser shouted.
He leapt to his feet and drew his blaster,
but a tractor beam snatched it from his grasp before he could fire.
You were allowed to wear sidearms not to use them, Sam said quietly.
How many of you others agree with Corander and how many with Olanzer?
All nine voted with the younger man.
Very well.
Olancer, you may either accept Corander's leadership,
or leave this meeting now and take your sub-fleet directly back to Patrine.
Decide now which you prefer to do.
You mean you aren't going to kill me even now, or even degrade me, or put me under arrest?
I mean exactly that. What is your decision?
In that case, I was, must have been, wrong. I will follow Corander.
A wise choice. Corander, you already know what to expect, except that four or five other Petrino
now in this room will help you,
not only in deciding what must be done upon Patrine,
but also in the doing of it.
This meeting will adjourn.
But no reprisals?
Corander, in spite of his newly acquired knowledge,
was dubious, almost dumbfounded.
No invasion or occupation?
No indemnities to your patrol or reparations?
No punishment of us, our men, or our families?
None.
That does not square up even with ordinary military usage.
I know it. It does conform, however, to the policy of the Galactic Patrol, which is to spread throughout our island universe.
You are not even sending your fleet or heavy units of it with us to see to it that we follow your instructions?
It is not necessary. If you need any form of help, you will inform us of your requirements via lens, as I am conversing with you now.
and whatever you want will be supplied.
However, I do not expect any such call.
You and your fellows are capable of handling the situation.
You will soon know the truth and know that you know it.
And when your house cleaning is done,
we will consider your application for representation upon the Galactic Council.
Goodbye.
Thus the Lensman, particularly First Lensman Virgil Sams,
brought another sector of the galaxy under the aegis of civilization.
End of Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Of First Lensman
by E.E. Doc Smith
This Liberovox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman. Chapter 20.
After the rally, there were a few days during which neither Sam's nor Kinnison was on Earth.
That the Cosmocrats' presidential candidate and the First Lensman were both with the fleet
was not a secret.
In fact, it was advertised.
Everyone was told why they were out there, and almost everyone approved.
Nor was their absence felt. Developments, fast and terrific, were slammed home.
Cosmocratic spellbinders in every state of North America waved the flag,
pointed with pride and viewed with alarm, in the very best tradition of North American politics.
But above all, there appeared upon every new stand and in every bookshop of the continent
at the open time of the day following Rally Day, a book of over 1,800 pages of fine print,
a book, the publication of which had given Sam's himself no little concern.
But I'm afraid of it, he had protested.
We know it's true, but there's material on almost every page for the biggest libel and slander
suits in history.
I know it, the bald and paunchy-lensman attorney had replied,
"'Fully. I hope they do take action against us, but—'
I'm absolutely certain they won't.
You hope they do?
Yes. If they take the initiative, they can't prevent us from presenting our evidence in full,
and there is no court in existence, however corrupt, before which we could not win.
What they want and must have is delay, avoidance of any issue until after the election.
I see, Sam's was convinced.
The location of the patrol's Grand Fleet had been concealed from all inhabitants,
of the Solarian system, friends and foes alike.
But the climactic battle, liberating as it did, energy sufficient to distort the very
warp and wharf of the fabric of space itself, could not be hidden or denied, or even
belittled. It was not, however, advertised or blazoned abroad. Then as now, the newshawks wanted
to know, instantly and via long-range communicators, vastly more than those responsible for
security cared to tell. Then, as now, the latter said as little as it was humanly possible to say.
Everyone knew that the patrol had won a magnificent victory, but nobody knew who or what the
enemy had been. Since the rank and file knew it, everyone knew that only a fraction of the black
fleet had actually been destroyed, but nobody knew where the remaining vessels went or what they
did. Everyone knew that about 95% of the patrol's astonishingly huge Grand Fleet had come from
and was on its way back to the planet Bennett, and knew, since Benetton's would in a few weeks
be scampering gaily all over space, in general what Bennett was. But nobody knew why it was.
Thus, when the North American contingent landed at New York spaceport, everyone whom the newsmen
could reach was literally mobbed. However, in a quarter,
accordance with the aphorism ascribed to the wise old owl, those who knew the least, said the
most. But the Telanus ace, who had once interviewed both Kinnison and Sam's, wasted no time
upon Small Fry. He insisted on seeing the top two lensmen and kept on insisting until he did see them.
Nothing to say, Kinnison said curtly, leaving no doubt whatever that he meant it. All talking,
if any, will be done by first Lensman Sam's.
Now, all you millions of tele-news listeners, I am interviewing First Lensman Sam's himself.
A little closer to the mic, please, First Lensman.
Now, sir, what everybody wants to know is, who are the blacks?
I don't know.
You don't know?
On the lens, sir?
On the lens, I still don't know.
I see.
But you have suspicions or ideas?
You can guess?
I can guess, but that's all it would be, a guess.
And my guess, folks, is that his guess would be a very highly informed guess.
Will you tell the public, first-lensman, Sam's, what your guess is?
I will.
If this reply astonished the news hawk, it staggered Kinnison and the others who knew Sam's best.
It was, however, a coldly calculated political move.
While it will probably be several weeks before we can furnish detailed and unassailable proof,
it is my considered opinion that the Black Fleet was built and controlled by the Morgan Town-Isaacson
Machine, that they, all unknown to any of us, enticed, corrupted, and seduced a world or several
worlds, to their program of domination and enslavement, that they intended by armed force to take
over the continent of North America, and through it the whole earth and all the earth and all the
other planets adhered to civilization, that they intended to hunt down and kill every
lensman, and to subvert the Galactic Council to their own ends.
"'This is what you wanted?'
"'That's fine, sir. Just what we wanted. But just one more thing, sir.'
The newsman had obtained infinitely more than he had expected to get, yet good newsman-like
he wanted more. Just a word, if you will, Mr. Sams, as to these trials and the white book.
I can add very little, I'm afraid, to what I have already said, and what is in the black book,
and that little can be classed as, I told you so. We are trying, and will continue to try,
to force those criminals to trial. To break up, to prohibit an unending series of hair-splitting delays.
We want and are determined to get legal action. To make each of those we have accused
defend himself in court and under oath. Morgan and his crew, however, are working desperately
to avoid any action at all, because they know that we can and will prove every allegation
we have made. The Telanus A signed off. Sam's and Kinnison went to their respective offices,
and Cosmocratic Orators throughout the nation had a field day. They glowed and scintillated with
triumph. They yelled themselves hoarse, leather-lunged tomp-thuppers though they were, in pointing out
the unsullied purity, the spotless perfection of their own party and its every candidate for office.
In shuddering revulsion at the never-to-be-sufficiently condemned, proved and demonstrated
villainy and black-guardy of the opposition. And the Nationalists, although they had been
dealt a terrific and entirely unexpected blow, worked near miracles of politics with what they had.
Morgan and his minions ranted and raved. They were being jobbed. They were being crucified. They were
being crucified by the moneyed powers. All those allegations and charges were sheerest fabrications,
false, utterly vicious, containing nothing whatever of truth. They, not the patrol, were trying
to force a showdown, to vindicate themselves and to confute those unspeakably unscrupulous
lendsmen before election day. And they were succeeding. Why otherwise had not a single one of
the thousands of accused even been arrested?
Ask that lying first-lensman Virgil Sams.
Ask that rock-hearted, iron-headed,
Consciousless murderer, Roderick Kinnison.
But do not, at peril of your sanity,
submit your minds to their lenses.
And why, the reader asks,
were not at least some of those named persons
arrested before Election Day?
And your historian must answer, frankly,
that he does not know.
He is not a lawyer.
It would be of interest, to some
few of us to follow in detail at least one of those days of legal battling in one of the high
courts of the land, to quote verbatim at least a few of the many thousands of pages of transcript.
But to most of us, the technicalities involved would be boring in the extreme.
But couldn't the voters tell easily enough which side was on the offensive and which was on
the defensive, which pressed for action and which insisted on postponement and delay?
They could have, easily enough, if they had cared enough about the basic issues involved to make the necessary mental effort,
but almost everyone was too busy doing something else. And it was so much easier to take somebody else's word for it.
And finally, thinking is an exercise to which all too few brains are accustomed.
But Morgan neither ranted nor raved nor blustered when he sat in conference with his faintly blue superior,
who had come storming in as soon as he had learned of the crushing defeat of the black fleet.
The Colonian was very highly concerned,
so much so that the undertone of his peculiar complexion
was turning slowly to a delicate shade of green.
How did that happen? How could it happen?
Why was I not informed of the patrol's real power?
How could you be guilty of such stupidity?
Now I'll have to report to Scran of the Ike.
He's pure undiluted poison.
And if word of this catastrophe ever gets up to plur...
"'Come down out of the stratosphere, Fernald,' Morgan countered bidingly.
"'Don't try to make me the goat. I won't sit still for it. It happened because they could
build a bigger fleet than we could. You were in on that, all of it. You knew what we were doing
and approved of it, all of it. You were as badly fooled as I was. You were not informed because I
could find out nothing. I could learn no more of their Bennett than they could of our patrine.
As to reporting, you will, of course, do as you please. But I would advise you not to cry
too much before you're really hurt. This battle isn't over yet, my friend. The Colonian had been
a badly shaken entity. It was a measure of his state of mind that he did not liquidate the
Tamarius Tullurian then and there. But since Morgan was as undisturbed as ever, and as sure of
himself, he began to regain his wanted a plumb. His color became again its normal, pale blue.
"'I will forgive your insubordination this time, since there were no witnesses, but use no more
such language to me,' he said stiffly. "'I fail to perceive any basis for your optimism. The only
chance now remaining is for you to win the election. And how can you do that? You are, must be,
losing ground steadily and rapidly.
Not as much as you might think.
Morgan pulled down a large, carefully drawn chart.
This line represents the hide-bound nationalists,
whom nothing we can do will alienate from the party.
This one the equally hide-bound Cosmocrats.
The balance of power lies, as always,
with the independents, these here.
And many of them are not as independent as is supposed.
We can buy or bring pressure
to bear on half of them. That cuts them down to this size here. So, no matter what the patrol
does, it can affect only this relatively small block here, and it is this block we are fighting
for. We are losing a little ground, and steadily, yes, since we can't conceal from anybody
with half a brain the fact that we're doing our best to keep the cases from ever coming to trial.
But here's the actual observed line of sentiment, as determined from psychological indices up to yesterday.
Here is the extrapolation of that line to Election Day.
It forecasts us to get just under 49% of the total vote.
And is there anything cheerful about that?
Fernald asked Frostily.
I'll say there is.
Morgan's big face assumed a sneering smile,
an expression never seen by any voter.
This chart deals only with living, legally registered, bona fide voters.
Now, if we can come that good,
close to winning an absolutely honest election, how do you figure we can possibly lose the
kind this one is going to be? We're in power, you know. We've got this machine, and we know
how to use it."
Oh, yes, I remember, vaguely. You told me about North American politics once a few years ago.
Dead men, ringers, repeaters, ballot box stuffing, and so on, you said.
And so on is right, Chief. Morgan assured him heartily.
everything goes this time.
It'll be one of the biggest landslides
in North American history.
I will then defer any action
until after the election.
That will be the smart thing to do, Chief.
Then you won't have to take any
or make any report at all.
And upon this highly satisfactory note,
the conference closed.
And Morgan was actually as confident
as he had appeared.
His charts are actual and factual.
He knew the part of the party.
power of money and the effectiveness of pressure. He knew the capabilities of the various units of his
machine. He did not, however, know two things. Jill Sam's insidious, deeply hidden, Voters Protective League,
and the bright flame of loyalty pervading the Galactic Patrol. Thus, between times of bellowing and
screaming his carefully prepared rabble-rous speeches, he watched calmly and contendedly the devious
workings of a smooth and efficient organization.
Until the day before election, that is.
Then, hordes of young men and young women went suddenly and briefly to work, at least four
in every precinct of the entire nation.
They visited, it seemed, every residence and every dwelling unit everywhere.
They asked questions and took notes and vanished.
And the machine's operatives, after the alarm was given, could not find man or girl or notebook.
and the Galactic Patrol, which had never before paid any attention to elections,
had given leave an ample time to its every North American citizen.
Vessels of the North American contingent were grounded and practically emptied of personnel.
Bases and stations were depopulated, and even from every distant world,
every patrolman registered in any North American precinct came to spend the day at home.
Morgan began then to worry, but there was nothing he was.
could do about the situation, or was there. If the civilian boys and girls were checking the
registration books, and they were, it was as legally appointed checkers. If the uniformed boys and girls
were all coming home to vote, and they were, that too was their inalienable right. But boys and
girls were notoriously prone to accident and to debauchery. But again, Morgan was surprised,
and this time taken heavily aback. The web which had protected Grand Rally so efficient,
but greatly enlarged now, was functioning again, and Morgan and his minions spent a sleepless and
thoroughly uncomfortable night. Election Day dawned clear, bright and cool, auguring a record turnout.
Voting was early and extraordinarily heavy. The polls were crowded. There was, however, very
little disorder, surprisingly little in view of the fact that the Cosmocratic Watchers,
instead of being the venal whites of custom,
were cold-eyed, unreachable men and women
who seemed to know by sight every voter in the precinct.
At least they spotted on sight and challenged without hesitation
every ringer, every dead one, every repeater,
and every imposter who claimed the right to vote.
And those challenges, being borne out in every case
by the carefully checked registration lists,
were in every case upheld.
Not that all of the policemen on duty,
especially in the big cities, were above suspicion, of course.
But whenever any one of those officers began to show a willingness to play ball with the machine,
a calm, quiet-eyed patrolman would remark casually,
"'Better see that this election stays straight, bud, and strictly according to the lists and signatures,
or you're apt to find yourself listed in the big book along with the rest of the rats.'
It was not that the machine liked the way things were going,
or that it did not have goon squads on the job.
It was that there were, everywhere and always,
more patrolmen than there were goons.
And those patrolmen, however young in years some of them might have appeared to be,
were space-bronze veterans, space-hardened fighting men, armed with the last word in blasters,
Lewiston, Mark 17.
To the boys' friends and neighbors, of course, his Lewiston was practically invisible.
It was merely an article of clothing, the same as his pants.
It carried no more of significance, of threat, or of menace, than did the pistol and the
club of the friendly Irish cop on the beat.
But the goon did not see the patrolman as a friend.
He saw the keen, clear, sharply discerning eyes, the long, strong fingers, the smoothly flowing
muscles, so eloquent of speed and of power.
He saw the Lewiston for what it was, the deadliest, most destructive hand-weapon known to
man.
Above all, he saw the difference in numbers.
six or seven or eight patrolmen to four or five or six of his own kind.
If more hoods arrived, so did more spacemen.
If some departed, so did a corresponding number of the wearers of the space black and silver.
Ain't you getting tired of sticking around here, George?
When mobster asked confidentially to one of the patrolmen,
"'I am. Let's say we and some of you fellows round up some girls and go have us a party.'
"'A-uh,' George denied.
His voice was gay and careless, but his eyes were icy cold.
My uncle's cousin's stepson is running for second assistant dog-catcher,
and I can't leave until I find out whether he wins or not.
Thus nothing happened. Thus the invisible, but nevertheless terrific tension,
did not erupt into open battle. And thus, for the first time in North America's long history,
a presidential election was 99 and 99-100s percent pure.
evening came. The polls closed. The Cosmocrats' headquarters for the day, the grand ballroom
of the Hotel Vandervort, became the goal of every patrolman who thought he stood any chance
at all of getting in. Kinison had been there all day, of course, so had Joy his wife, who, for lack
of space, had been sadly neglected in these annals. Betty, their daughter, had come in early,
accompanied by a husky and personable young lieutenant, who has no other place in this story.
Jack Kinnison arrived with Dimples Maynard, dazzlingly blonde, wearing a screamingly red wisp of silk.
She, too, have been shamefully slighted here, although she was never slighted anywhere else.
The first time I ever saw her, Jack was wont to say, I went right into a flat spin,
running around in circles and biting myself in a small of the back, and couldn't pull out of it for four hours.
That Miss Maynard should be a very special item is not at all,
surprising, in view of the fact that she was to become the wife of one of the Kinnisons and the
mother of another. The first Lensman, who had been in and out, came in to stay. So did Jill
and her inseparable Mason Northrop. And so did others, singly or by twos or threes. Lensman
and their wives, Conway and Cleo Costigan, Dr. and Mrs. Roadbush, and Cleveland, Admiral and
Mrs. Clayton, Ditto Schweikert and Dr. Nels Bergenholm.
others. Nor were they all North Americans, or even human. Rulareon was there, and so was blocky, stocky
drawn-vire of Rigel IV. No outsider could tell ever what any lensman was thinking, to say nothing of
such a monstrous lensman as Dronvire. But that hotel had been covered as no political headquarters
had ever been covered before. The returns came in, seesawing maddeningly back and forth,
faster and faster. The maritime provinces split 50-50.
Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont, Cosmocrat. New York, upstate, Cosmocrat. New York City,
on the basis of incomplete but highly significant returns, was piling up a huge nationalist majority.
Pennsylvania, labor, nationalists. Ohio, farmers, cosmocrat.
Twelve southern states went six and six. Chicago, as usual, solidly for the machine.
Likewise, Quebec and Ottawa and Montreal and Toronto and Detroit and Kansas City and St. Louis and New Orleans and Denver.
Then Northern and Western and far southern states came in, and even the score.
Saskatchewan, Alberta, Britcall, and Alaska all went Cosmocrat.
So did Washington, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and most of the states of Mexico.
At three o'clock in the morning, the Cosmocrats had a slight but definite lead,
and were finally holding it.
At 4 o'clock, the lead was larger,
but California was still an unknown quantity.
California could wreck everything.
How would California go?
Especially, how would California's two metropolitan districts,
the two most independent and free-thinking
and least-predictable big cities of the nation?
How would they go?
At 5 o'clock, California seemed safe.
Except for Los Angeles and San Francisco,
the Cosmocrats had swept the state,
and in those two great cities they held a commanding lead.
It was still mathematically possible, however, for the Nationalists to win.
It's in the bag! Let's start the celebration!
Someone shouted, and others took up the cry.
Stop it, no! Kinnison's parade-ground voice cut through the noise.
No celebration is in order or will be held until the results become certain or Witherspoon concedes.
The two events came practically together.
Witherspoon conceded a couple of minutes before it became mathematically impossible for him to win.
Then came the celebration, which went on and on interminably.
At the first opportunity, however, Kinnison took Sam's by the arm, led him without a word into a small office, and shut the door.
Sam's, also saying nothing, sat down in the swivel chair, put both feet up on the desk, lit a cigarette, and inhaled deeply.
Well, Verge, satisfied?
"'Kinnison broke the silence at last. His lens was off.
"'We're on our way.'
"'Yes, Rod, fully, at last.'
"'No more than his friend did he dare to use his lens,
"'to plumb the deaths he knew so well were there.
"'Now it will roll, under its own power.
"'No one man now is or ever will be
"'indispensable to the Galactic Patrol.
"'Nothing can stop it now.'
"' End of Chapter 20.
Epilogue. Of the First Lensman. By E.E. Doc Smith. This Libervox recording is in the public domain.
First Lensman. Epilogue.
The murder of Senator Morgan in his own private office was never solved. If it had occurred before
the election, suspicion would certainly have fallen upon Roderick Kinnison, but as it was,
it did not. By no stretch of the imagination could anyone conceive of Rod the Rock kicking a man
after he had knocked him down. Not that Morgan did not have powerful and vindictive enemies in the
underworld. He had so many that it proved impossible to fasten the crime to any one of them.
Officially, Kinnison was on a five-year leave of absence from the Galactic Patrol. The office of
Port Admiral had been detached entirely from the fleet and assigned to the office of the
President of North America. Actually, however, in every respect that counted, Roderick Kinnison
was still Port Admiral, and would remain so until...
until he died or until the council retired him by force.
Officially, Kinnison was taking a short, well-earned vacation
from the job in which he had been so outstandingly successful.
Actually, he was doing a quick flit to Petrine,
to get personally acquainted with the new lensman
and to see what kind of a job they were doing.
Besides, Virgil Sams was already there.
He arrived, he got acquainted, he saw, he approved.
How about coming back to tell us with me, Verge?
he asked when the visiting was done.
I've got to make a speech, and it'd be nice to have you hold my head.
I'd be glad to, and the Chicago took off.
Half of North America was dark when they neared Telos.
All of it, apparently, was obscured by clouds.
Only the navigating officers of the vessel knew where they were,
nor did either of the two lendsmen care.
They were having too much fun arguing about the talents and abilities of their respective grandsons.
The Chicago landed. A bug was waiting. The two lensmen, without an order being given, were whist away.
Sam's had not asked where the speech was to be given, and Kinnison simply did not realize that he had not told him all about it.
Thus, Sam's had no idea that he was just leaving Spokane Spaceport, Washington.
After a few miles of fast, open-country driving, the bug reached the city. It slowed down, swung into a brightly lighted Maple Street, and passed a sign
reading Cannon Hill, something or other, neither of which names meant anything to either lensman.
Kinison looked at his friend's red-thatched head and glanced at his watch.
Looking at you reminds me, I need a haircut, he remarked.
Should have got one aboard, but didn't think of it.
Joy told me, if I come home without it, she'll braid it in pigtails and tie it up with pink
ribbons, and you're shaggier than I am.
You've got to get one, or else buy yourself a violin.
What say we do it now?
Have we got time enough?
Plenty.
Then to the driver,
stop at the first barbershop you see, please.
Yes, sir.
There's a good one a few blocks further along.
The bug sped down Maple Street,
turned sharply into plainly marked 12th Avenue.
Neither lensmen saw the sign.
Here you are, sir.
Thanks.
There were two barbers and two chairs, both empty.
The lensman, noticing that the place was neatly kept and meticulously clean,
sat down and resumed their discussion,
of two extremely unusual infants.
The barbers went busily to work.
Just as well, though, better really,
that the kids didn't marry each other at that,
Kinison concluded finally.
The way it is, we've each got a grandson.
It'd be tough to have to share one with you.
Sam's made no reply to this, Sally, or something was happening.
The fact that this fair-skinned, yellow-haired, blue-eyed barber
was left-handed, had not rung any bells.
There were lots of left-handed bar.
He had neither seen nor heard the cat, a less than half-grown, gray tiger-stripe kitten,
which, after standing up on its hind legs to sniff ecstatically at his nylon-clad ankles,
had uttered a couple of almost inaudible meows and had begun to purr happily.
Crouching, tensing its strong little legs, it leapt almost vertically upward.
Its tail struck the barber's elbow, hastily brushing the kitten aside,
and beginning profuse apologies,
both for his awkwardness and for the presence of the cat. He had never done such a thing before,
and he would drown him forthwith. The barber applied a stiptic pencil, and recollection hit
Sam's a pile-driver blow. Well, I'm a—he voiced three highly unsams-like, highly-specific
expletives, which, as mentor had foretold so long before, were both self-derogatory and profane.
Then, as full realization dawned, he bit a word so much.
squarely in two.
Excuse me, please, Mr. Carbonero, for this outrageous display.
It was not the scratch, nor was any of it your fault.
Nothing you could have done would have—'
You know my name?
The astonished barber interrupted.
Yes, you were—uh, recommended to me by a—a friend.
Whatever Sam's could say would make things worse.
The truth, wild as it was, would have to be told, at least in part.
You do not look like an Italian, but perhaps you have enough of that racial heritage to believe in prophecy.
Of course, sir. There have always been prophets, true prophets. Good. This event was foretold in detail,
in such complete detail that I was deeply, terribly shocked, even to the kitten. You call it Thomas.
Yes, sir, Thomas Aquinas. It is actually a female. In here, Thomasine.
The kitten had been climbing enthusiastically up his leg.
Now, as he held a pocket invitingly open,
she sprang into it, settled down, and began to purr blissfully.
While the barbers and Kinnison stared, pop-eyed, Sam's went on.
She is determined to adopt me,
and it would be a shame not to requite such affection.
Would you part with her, for, say, ten credits?
Ten credits!
I'll be glad to give her to you for nothing.
Ten it is, then.
One more thing. Rod, you always carry a pocket rule. Measure this scratch, will you? You'll find
it's mighty close to three millimeters long. Not close, Verge. It's exactly three millimeters,
as near as this vernier can scale it. And just above and parallel to the cheekbone.
Check, just above and as parallel as though it had been ruled there by a draftsman.
Well, that's that. Let's get finished with the haircuts before you're late for your speech.
and the barbers, with thoughts which will be left to the imagination,
resume their interrupted tasks.
Spill it, Verge, Kinsenlens the pent-up thought,
if Carbonero, who did not know Sam's at all,
had been amazed at what had been happening,
Hinnison, who had known him so long and so well,
had been literally and completely dumbfounded.
What in hell's behind this? What's the story? Give!
Sam's told him, and a mental silence fell.
a silence too deep for intelligible thought.
Each was beginning to realize that he never would and never could know what mentor of Eurasia really was.
The End of First Lensman by E.E. Doc Smith.
