Classic Audiobook Collection - Five Children and It by E. Nesbit ~ Full Audiobook [fantasy]
Episode Date: March 30, 2023Five Children and It by E. Nesbit audiobook. Genre: fantasy When Cyril, Anthea, Robert, Jane, and their baby brother are sent to the countryside for a quiet holiday, they expect ordinary days of picn...ics, sandy lanes, and small adventures. Instead, a chance discovery in a gravel pit introduces them to a strange, grumpy creature with long whiskers and extraordinary powers: a Psammead, an ancient sand fairy that can grant one wish each day. Delighted, the five children begin wishing for exciting changes - beauty, wealth, thrilling surprises, and more - only to learn that magic rarely works the way you imagine. Each wish brings unexpected complications, forcing the siblings to think quickly, stick together, and face the consequences of their own choices before sunset erases the day's enchantment. As the children juggle secrecy, rivalry, and growing responsibility, they discover that the best parts of an adventure are not the wishes themselves, but the lessons earned while trying to set things right. Witty, warm, and full of inventive mishaps, E. Nesbit's classic tale explores childhood imagination, family loyalty, and the tricky gap between what you want and what you truly need. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:26:17) Chapter 02 (01:04:25) Chapter 03 (01:46:29) Chapter 04 (02:26:21) Chapter 05 (02:42:28) Chapter 06 (03:09:59) Chapter 07 (03:31:34) Chapter 08 (04:09:38) Chapter 09 (04:31:59) Chapter 10 (04:58:39) Chapter 11 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Five Children and It by E. Nesbitt. To John Bland.
My lamb, you are so very small, you have not learned to read at all. Yet never a printed book
withstand the urgence of your dimpled hands, so though this book is for yourself, let mother keep it
on the shelf till you can read. Oh, days that pass, that day will come too soon, alas.
Chapter 1
Beautiful as the day.
The house was three miles from the station,
but before the dusty hired fly had rattled along for five minutes,
the children began to put their heads out of the carriage window
and to say,
Aren't we nearly there?
And every time they passed a house, which was not very often,
they all said,
Oh, is this it?
But it never was,
till they reached the very top of the hill,
just past the chalk quarry,
and before you come to the gravel pit.
And then there was a white house with a green garden
and an orchard beyond, and mother said,
Here we are. How white the house is, said Robert.
And look at the roses, said Anthea.
And the plums, said Jane.
It is rather decent, Cyril admitted.
The baby said, want to go walkie?
And the fly stopped with a last rattle and joy.
"'Everyone got its legs kicked or its feet trodden on in the scramble to get out of the carriage that very minute,
"'but no one seemed to mind.
"'Mother, curiously enough, was in no hurry to get out,
"'and even when she had come down slowly and by the step,
"'and with no jump at all, she seemed to wish to see the boxes carried in,
"'and even to pay the driver,
"'instead of joining in that first glorious rush round the garden and the orchard
"'and the thorny, thistilly, briary, brambly wilderness,
us beyond the broken gate and the dry fountain at the side of the house.
But the children were wiser for once.
It was not really a pretty house at all. It was quite ordinary, and mother thought it was rather
inconvenient, and was quite annoyed at there being no shelves to speak of, and hardly a cupboard
in the place. Father used to say that the ironwork on the roof and coping was like an architect's
nightmare. But the house was deep in the country, with no
other house in sight, and the children had been in London for two years without so much as once
going to the seaside even for a day by an excursion train, and so the White House seemed to them
a sort of fairy palace set down in an earthly paradise. For London is like prison for children,
especially if their relations are not rich. Of course there are the shops and the theatres,
and masculine and cooks, and things, but if your people are rather poor,
you don't get taken to the theatres, and you can't buy things out of the shops.
And London has none of those nice things that children may play with
without hurting the things or themselves,
such as trees and sand, and woods, and waters.
And nearly everything in London is the wrong sort of shape,
all straight lines and flat streets,
instead of being all sorts of odd shapes like things are in the country.
Trees are all different, as you know,
and I am sure some tiresome person must have told
you that there are no two blades of grass exactly alike. But in streets where the blades of grass
don't grow, everything is like everything else. This is why so many children who live in towns are so
extremely naughty. They do not know what is the matter with them, and no more do their fathers and mothers,
aunts, uncles, cousins, tutors, governesses, and nurses. But I know. And so do you now.
children in the country are naughty sometimes too but that is for quite different reasons the children had explored the gardens and the outhouses thoroughly before they were caught and cleaned for tea and they saw quite well that they were certain to be happy at the white house they thought so from the first moment but when they found the back of the house covered with jasmine and in white flour and smelling like a bottle of the most expensive scent that is ever given for a birthday present
present. And when they had seen the lawn, all green and smooth, and quite different from the brown
grass in the gardens at Camden Town, and when they had found the stable, with a loft over it, and some
old hay still left, they were almost certain. And when Robert had found the broken swing,
and tumbled out of it, and got a lump on his head the size of an egg, and Cyril had nipped his
finger in the door of a hutch that seemed made to keep rabbits in, if you ever had any.
They had no longer any doubts, whatever.
The best part of it all was that there were no rules about not going to places and not doing
things. In London, almost everything is labeled, You mustn't touch. And though the label is
invisible, it's just as bad, because you know it's there. Or if you don't, you jolly soon get
told. The White House was on the edge of a hill, with a wood behind.
it, and the chalk quarry on one side, and the gravel pit on the other.
Down at the bottom of the hill was a level plain,
with queer-shaped white buildings where people burnt lime,
and a big red brewery, and other houses,
and when the big chimneys were smoking and the sun was setting,
the valley looked as if it was filled with golden mist,
and the lime kilns and oast houses glimmered and glittered
till they were like an enchanted city out of the Arabian nights.
Now that I have begun to tell you about the place, I feel that I could go on, and make this into a
most interesting story about all the ordinary things that the children did.
Just the kind of things you do yourself, you know, and you would believe every word of it,
and when I told about the children's being tiresome, as you are sometimes, your aunts would
perhaps write in the margin of the story with a pencil,
how true or how like life and you would see it and very likely be annoyed so i will only tell you the really
astonishing things that happened and you may leave the book about quite safely for no aunts and uncles either
are likely to write how true on the edge of the story grown-up people find it very difficult to believe
really wonderful things unless they have what they call proof but children will believe on
almost anything, and grown-ups know this. That is why they tell you that the earth is round like
an orange, when you can see perfectly well that it is flat and lumpy, and why they say that the earth
goes round the sun, when you can see for yourself any day that the sun gets up in the morning
and goes to bed at night like a good sun as it is, and the earth knows its place and lies still as a
mouse. Yet I dare say you believe all that about the earth and the sun, and if so you will find
it quite easy to believe that before Anthea and Cyril and the others had been a week in the country
they had found a fairy. At least they called it that, because that was what it called itself,
and of course it knew best, but it was not at all like any fairy you ever saw, or heard of,
or read about. It was at the gravel pits. Father had to go away suddenly on business,
and mother had gone away to stay with Granny, who was not very well.
they both went in a great hurry and when they were gone the house seemed dreadfully quiet and empty and the children wandered from one room to another and looked at the bits of paper and string on the floors left over from the packing and not yet cleared up and wished they had something to do
"'It was Cyril who said.
"'I say, let's take our Margate spades and go and dig in the gravel pits.
"'We can pretend it seaside.'
"'Father said it was once,' Anthea said.
"'He says there are shells there, thousands of years old.'
"'So they went.
"'Of course they had been to the edge of the gravel pit and looked over,
"'but they had not gone down into it,
"'for fear father should say they mustn't play there.
and the same with the chalk query.
The gravel pit is not really dangerous
if you don't try to climb down the edges,
but go the slow, safe way round by the road,
as if you were a cart.
Each of the children carried its own spade,
and took it in turns to carry the lamb.
He was the baby,
and they called him that because,
bah, was the first thing he ever said.
They called Anthea, Panther,
which seems silly when you read it,
but when you say it,
It sounds a little like her name.
The gravel pit is very large and wide,
with grass growing round the edges at the top,
and dry, stringy wildflowers, purple and yellow.
It is like a giant's wash-hand basin,
and there are mounds of gravel and holes in the sides of the basin
where gravel has been taken out,
and high up in the steep sides there are the little holes
that are the little front doors of the little sand martin's little houses.
The children built a castle, of course, but castle building is rather poor fun when you have
no hope of the swishing tide ever coming in to fill up the moat and wash away the drawbridge,
and, at the happy last, to wet everybody up to the waste at least.
Cyril wanted to dig out a cave to play smugglers in, but the others thought it might bury
them alive, so it ended in all spades going to work to dig a hole through the castle
to Australia. These children, you see, believed that
the world was round, and that on the other side the little Australian boys and girls were really
walking wrong way up, like flies on the ceiling, with their heads hanging down into the air.
The children dug and they dug and they dug, and their hands got sandy and hot and red,
and their faces got damp and shiny.
The lamb had tried to eat the sand, and had cried so hard when he found that it was not,
as he had supposed, brown sugar, that he was now tired and he was now tired and he was.
out and was lying asleep in a warm, fat bunch in the middle of the half-finished castle.
This left his brothers and sisters free to work really hard, and the hole that was to come out
in Australia soon grew so deep that Jane, who was called Pussy for short, begged the others
to stop.
"'Suppose the bottom of the hole gave way suddenly,' she said, and you tumbled out among the
little Australians. All the sand would get in their eyes.
"'Yes,' said Robert,
"'and they would hate us and throw stones at us,
"'and not let us see the kangaroos,
"'or opossums, or bluegums,
"'or imu-brand birds, or anything.
"'Seryl and Anthea knew that Australia
"'was not quite so near as all that,
"'but they agreed to stop using the spades
"'and go on with their hands.
"'This was quite easy,
"'because the sand at the bottom of the hole
"'was very soft and fine and dry,
"'like sea sand.
"'And there were little sheds.
in it. Fancy it having been wet sea here once, all sloppy and shiny, said Jane,
with fishes and conger eels and coral and mermaids, and masts of ships and wrecked Spanish treasure.
I wish we could find a gold doubloon or something, Cyril said.
How did the sea get carried away, Robert asked.
Not in a pale, silly, said his brother.
father says the earth got too hot underneath, like you do in bed sometimes.
So it just hunched up its shoulders, and the sea had to slip off, like the blankets do off us,
and the shoulder was left sticking out and turned into dry land.
Let's go and look for shells.
I think that little cave looks likely, and I see something sticking out there like a bit of wrecked ship's anchor,
and it's beastly hot in the Australian hole.
The others agreed, but Anthea went on digging.
She always liked to finish a thing when she had once begun it.
She felt it would be a disgrace to leave that hole without getting through to Australia.
The cave was disappointing because there were no shells,
and the wrecked ship's anchor turned out to be only the broken end of a pickax handle,
and the cave party were just making up their minds that the sand makes you thirstier,
when it is not by the seaside, and someone had suggested going home for lemonade,
when Anthea suddenly screamed,
"'Seryl, come here. Oh, come quick. It's alive. It'll get away. Quick!'
They all hurried back.
"'It's a rat, I shouldn't wonder,' said Robert.
"'Father says they infest old places, and this must be pretty old if the sea was here thousands of years ago.'
"'Perhaps it is a snake,' said Jane, shuddering.
"'Let's look,' said Cyril, jumping into the hole.
"'I'm not afraid of snakes. I like them.'
If it is a snake, I'll tame it, and it will follow me everywhere,
and I'll let it sleep round my neck at night.
No, you won't, said Robert firmly.
He shared Cyril's bedroom.
But you may, if it's a rat.
Oh, don't be silly, said Anthea.
It's not a rat. It's much bigger.
And it's not a snake. It's got feet.
I saw them, and fur.
No, not the spade. You'll hurt it.
Dig with your hands.
"'And let it hurt me instead. That's so likely, isn't it?' said Cyril, seizing a spade.
"'Oh, don't,' said Anthea.
"'Squirrel, don't. I—it sounds silly, but it said something. It really and truly did.'
"'What?'
"'It said, "'You let me alone.'
But Cyril merely observed that his sister must have gone off her nut, and he and Robert dug with
spades while Anthea sat on the edge of the hole, jumping up and down with hotness and anxiety.
They dug carefully, and presently everyone could see that there really was something moving
in the bottom of the Australian hole. Then Anthea cried out, I'm not afraid, let me dig,
and fell on her knees and began to scratch like a dog does, when he has suddenly remembered
where it was that he buried his bone.
"'Oh, I felt fur!' she cried, half laughing and half crying.
"'I did indeed, I did!'
When suddenly a dry, husky voice in the sand made them all jump back,
and their hearts jumped nearly as fast as they did.
"'Let me alone,' it said.
And now everyone heard the voice and looked at the others to see if they had two.
"'But we want to see you,' said.
Robert bravely.
"'I wish you'd come out,' said Anthea, also taking courage.
"'Oh, well, if that's your wish,' the voice said,
and the sand stirred and spun and scattered,
and something brown and furry and fat came rolling out into the hole,
and the sand fell off it, and it sat there yawning and rubbing the ends of its eyes with its hands.
"'I believe I must have dropped asleep.'
it said, stretching itself.
The children stood round the hole in a ring,
looking at the creature they had found.
It was worth looking at.
Its eyes were on long horns like a snail's eyes,
and it could move them in and out like telescopes.
It had ears like a bat's ears,
and its tubby body was shaped like a spider's,
and covered with thick, soft fur.
Its legs and arms were furry, too,
and it had hands and feet like a monkey's.
What on earth is it, Jane said?
Shall we take it home?
The thing turned its long eyes to look at her and said,
Does she always talk nonsense,
or is it only the rubbish on her head that makes her silly?
It looked scornfully at Jane's hat as it spoke.
She doesn't mean to be silly, Anthea said gently.
We none of us do, whatever you may think. Don't be frightened. We don't want to hurt you, you know.
Hurt me, it said. Me, frightened, upon my word, why you talk as if I were nobody in particular.
All its fur stood out like a cat's when it is going to fight.
Well, said Anthea, still kindly, perhaps if we knew who you are in particular, we could think of something to say that wouldn't make you cross.
Everything we've said so far seems to have.
Who are you?
And don't get angry, because really, we don't know.
You don't know?
It said.
Well, I knew the world had changed, but...
Well, really.
Do you mean to tell me seriously?
You don't know a samiad when you see one?
A samiad?
That's Greek to me.
So it is to everyone.
said the creature sharply.
Well, in plain English then.
A sand fairy.
Don't you know a sand fairy when you see one?
It looked so grieved and hurt
that Jane hastened to say,
Of course I see you are now.
It's quite plain.
Now one comes to look at you.
You came to look at me several sentences ago,
it said crossly,
beginning to curl up again in the,
the sand.
Oh, don't go away again. Do talk some more, Robert cried.
I didn't know you were a sand fairy, but I knew directly I saw you that you were much the
wonderfulest thing I'd ever seen. The sand fairy seemed a shade less disagreeable after this.
It isn't talking I mind, it said, as long as you're reasonably civil, but I'm not going
to make polite conversation for you.
If you talk nicely to me, perhaps I'll answer you, and perhaps I won't.
Now, say something.
Of course, no one could think of anything to say,
but at last Robert thought of,
How long have you lived here?
And he said it at once.
Oh, ages.
Several thousand years, replied the semiad.
Tell us all about it, do.
It's all in books.
"'You aren't,' Jane said.
"'Oh, tell us everything you can about yourself.
"'We don't know anything about you, and you are so nice.'
The sand fairy smoothed his long, rat-like whiskers, and smiled between them.
"'Do, please tell,' said the children altogether.
"'It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
"'Five minutes before the children had had had.
no more idea than you that there was such a thing as a sand fairy in the world, and now they were
talking to it as though they had known it all their lives. It drew its eyes in, and said,
"'How very sunny it is, quite like old times. Where do you get your megatheriums from now?'
"'What?' said the children all at once.
It is very difficult always to remember that,
What?
Is not polite, especially in moments of surprise or agitation.
Are pterodactyls plentiful now?
The sand fairy went on.
The children were unable to reply.
What do you have for breakfast?
The fairy said impatiently.
And who gives it you?
"'Egs and bacon, and bread and milk and porridge and things.
"'Mother gives it us.
"'What are Mega What's-It's names, and Terro, what do you call them?
"'And does anyone have them for breakfast?'
"'Why, almost everyone had Teradactyl for breakfast in my time.
"'Terodactyls were something like crocodiles and something like birds.
"'I believe they were very good grilled.
"'You see, it was like this.
"'Of course there were heaps of stuff.
sand fairies then, and in the morning early you went out and hunted for them, and when you'd found
one, it gave you your wish. People used to send their little boys down to the seashore early in the
morning before breakfast to get the day's wishes, and very often the eldest boy in the family would be
told to wish for a megatherium, ready jointed for cooking. It was as big as an elephant, you see,
so there was a good deal of meat on it.
And if they wanted fish, the Icteosaurus was asked for.
He was 20 to 40 feet long, so there was plenty of him.
And for poultry there was the pleasiasaurus.
There were nice pickings on that, too.
Then the other children could wish for other things.
But when people had dinner parties, it was nearly always megatheriums and ichthyosaurus,
because his fins were a great delicacy.
and his tail made soup.
There must have been heaps and heaps of cold meat left over, said Anthea,
who meant to be a good housekeeper some day?
Oh, no, said the Samyad.
That would never have done.
Why, of course, at sunset, what was left over turned into stone.
You find the stone bones of the megatherium and things all over the place,
even now, they tell me.
Who tell you? asked Cyril.
but the sand-fairy frowned and began to dig very fast with its furry hands.
"'Oh, don't go!' they all cried.
"'Tell us more about it when it was megatheriums for breakfast.'
"'Was the world like this, then?'
"'It stopped digging.
"'Not a bit,' it said.
"'It was nearly all sand where I lived,
"'and coal grew on trees,
"'and the periwinkles were as big as tea-trays.
You find them now. They're turned into stone. We sand fairies used to live on the seashore,
and the children used to come with their little flint spades and flint pails, and make castles for us to live in.
That's thousands of years ago, but I hear that children still build castles on the sand.
It's difficult to break yourself of a habit.
But why did you stop living in the castles? asked Robert.
It's a sad story.
said the Samyad gloomily.
It was because they would build moats to the castles,
and the nasty, wet, bubbling sea used to come in,
and of course, as soon as a sand fairy got wet,
it caught cold, and generally died.
And so there got to be fewer and fewer,
and whenever you found a fairy and had a wish,
you used to wish for a megalherium,
and eat twice as much as you wanted,
because it might be weeks before you got another wish.
And did you get wet?
Robert inquired.
The sand fairy shuddered.
Only once, it said.
The end of the twelfth hair of my top left whisker.
I feel the place still in damp weather.
It was only once, but it was quite enough for me.
I went away as soon as the sun had dried my poor dear whisker.
I scurried away to the back of the beach and dug myself a house deep in warm, dry sand,
and there I've been ever since, and the sea changed its lodgings afterwards.
And now I'm not going to tell you another thing.
Just one more, please, said the children.
Can you give wishes now?
Of course, said it.
Didn't I give you yours a few minutes ago?
You said, I wish you'd come out, and I did.
Oh, please, mayn't we have another?
Yes, but be quick about it. I'm tired of you.
I dare say you have often thought what you would do if you had three wishes given you,
and have despised the old man and his wife in the black pudding story,
and felt certain that if you had the chance,
you could think of three really useful wishes without a moment's hesitation.
"'These children had often talked this matter over,
"'but now the chance had suddenly come to them.
"'They could not make up their minds.'
"'Quick,' said the Sand-Ferry crossly,
"'no one could think of anything,
"'only Anthea did manage to remember a private wish
"'of her own and Jane's, which they had never told the boys.
"'She knew the boys would not care about it,
"'but still it was better than nothing.
I wish we were all as beautiful as the day, she said in a great hurry.
The children looked at each other, but each could see that the others were not any better
looking than usual. The Samyad pushed out its long eyes and seemed to be holding its breath
and swelling itself out till it was twice as fat and furry as before.
Suddenly it let its breath go in a long sigh.
I'm really afraid I can't manage it, it said apologetically.
I must be out of practice.
The children were horribly disappointed.
Oh, do try again, they said.
Well, said the sand fairy.
The fact is, I was keeping back a little strength to give the rest of you your wishes with.
If you'll be contented with one wish a day,
amongst the lot of you. I dare say I can screw myself up to it. Do you agree to that?
Yes, oh yes, said Jane and Anthea. The boys nodded. They did not believe the sand fairy could do it.
You can always make girls believe things much easier than you can boys. It stretched out its eyes
farther than ever and swelled and swelled and swelled. I do hope it won't hurt itself.
said Anthea.
Or crack its skin, Robert said anxiously.
Everyone was very much relieved when the sand fairy, after getting so big that it almost filled
up the hole in the sand, suddenly let out its breath and went back to its proper size.
That's all right, it said, panting heavily.
It'll come easier tomorrow.
Did it hurt?
much, asked Anthea.
Only my poor whisker, thank you, said he,
but you're a kind and thoughtful child. Good day.
It scratched suddenly and fiercely with its hands and feet, and disappeared in the sand.
Then the children looked at each other,
and each child suddenly found itself alone with three perfect strangers,
all radiantly beautiful.
They stood for some moments in perfect silence.
Each thought that its brothers and sisters had wandered off,
and that these strange children had stolen up unnoticed
while it was watching the swelling form of the sand fairy.
Anthea spoke first.
"'Excuse me,' she said very politely to Jane,
who now had enormous blooms,
eyes and a cloud of russet hair. But have you seen two little boys and a little girl anywhere about?
I was just going to ask you that, said Jane, and then Cyril cried,
Why, it's you. I know the hole in your pinafore. You are, Jane, aren't you? And you're the
panther. I can see the dirty handkerchief that you forgot to change after you'd cut your thumb.
Crikey! The wish has come off after all. I say, am I as handsome as you are?
If you're Cyril, I liked you much better as you were before, said Anthea, decidedly.
You look like the picture of the young chorister, with your golden hair. You'll die young, I shouldn't wonder.
And if that's Robert, he's like an Italian organ grinder. His hair's all black.
You two girls are like Christmas cards, then. That's all.
"'Really Christmas cards,' said Robert angrily.
"'And Jane's hair is simply carrots.'
"'It was, indeed, of that Venetian tint so much admired by artists.'
"'Well, it's no use finding fault with each other,' said Anthea.
"'Let's get the lamb and lug it home to dinner.
"'The servants will admire us most awfully. You'll see.'
"'Baby was just waking when they got to him,
and not one of the children but was relieved to find that he at least was not as beautiful as the day,
but just the same as usual.
I suppose he's too young to have wishes naturally, said Jane.
We shall have to mention him specially next time.
Anthea ran forward and held out her arms.
Come to own Panther, Ducky, she said.
The baby looked at her disapprovingly,
and put a sandy pink thumb in his mouth.
mouth. Anthea was his favorite sister.
Come then, she said.
Gway long, said the baby.
Come to own pussy, said Jane.
Wants my panty, said the lamb dismally, and his lip trembled.
Here, come on, veteran, said Robert.
Come and have a yidey on Yobby's back.
Yeah, narkey, narky boy, howled the baby.
giving way altogether.
Then the children knew the worst.
The baby did not know them.
They looked at each other in despair,
and it was terrible to each in this diary emergency
to meet only the beautiful eyes of perfect strangers
instead of the merry, friendly, friendly, commonplace,
twinkling, jolly little eyes
of its own brothers and sisters.
This is most truly awful,
said Cyril, when he had tried to lift up the lamb, and the lamb had scratched like a cat,
and bellowed like a bull. We've got to make friends with him. I can't carry him home screaming like
that. Fancy having to make friends with our own baby. It's too silly. That, however, was exactly
what they had to do. It took over an hour, and the task was not rendered any easier by the fact
that the lamb was by this time as hungry as a lion, and as thirsty as a desert. At last he consented
to allow these strangers to carry him home by turns, but as he refused to hold on to such new
acquaintances, he was a dead weight, and most exhausting. Thank goodness we're home, said Jane,
staggering through the iron gate, to where Martha, the nursemaid, stood at the front door
shading her eyes with her hand and looking out anxiously.
Here, do take baby.
Martha snatched the baby from her arms.
Thanks be, he's safe back, she said.
Where are the others, and whoever, to goodness gracious are all of you?
We're us, of course, said Robert.
And who's us when you're at home?
asked Martha scornfully.
"'I tell you it's us, only we're beautiful as the day,' said Cyril.
"'I'm Cyril, and these are the others, and we're jolly hungry.
Let us in and don't be a silly idiot.'
Martha merely dratted Cyril's impudence and tried to shut the door in his face.
"'I know we look different, but I'm Anthea, and we're so tired and it's long past dinner time.
then go home to your dinners, whoever you are,
and if our children put you up to this play-acting,
you can tell them from me they'll catch it,
so they know what to expect.
With that, she did bang the door.
Cyril rang the bell violently.
No answer.
Presently, Cook put her head out of a bedroom window and said,
If you don't take yourselves off,
and that precious sharp,
I'll go and fetch them.
the police. And she slammed down the window.
"'It's no good,' said Anthea.
"'Oh, do, do come away before we get sent to prison.'
The boys said it was nonsense, and the law of England couldn't put you in prison for just being
as beautiful as the day. But all the same they followed the others out into the lane.
"'We shall be our proper selves after sunset, I suppose,' said Jane.
"'I don't know,' Cyril said sadly.
"'It mayn't be like that now.
"'Things have changed a good deal since Megatherium times.'
"'Oh!' cried Anthea suddenly.
"'Perhaps we shall turn into stone at sunset like the Megatheriums did,
"'so that there mayn't be any of us left over for the next day.'
"'She began to cry. So did Jane.
Even the boys turned pale.
No one had the heart to say anything.
It was a horrible afternoon.
There was no house near where the children could beg a crust of bread or even a glass of water.
They were afraid to go to the village because they had seen Martha go down there with a basket,
and there was a local constable.
True, they were all as beautiful as the day,
but that is a poor comfort when you are as hungry as a hunter and as thirsty as a
sponge. Three times they tried in vain to get the servants in the White House to let them in,
and listen to their tail. And then Robert went alone, hoping to be able to climb in at one of the
back windows, and so opened the door to the others. But all the windows were out of reach,
and Martha emptied a toilet jug of cold water over him from a top window and said,
Go along with you, you nasty little Italian monkey. It came at last to their six,
sitting down in a row under a hedge with their feet in a dry ditch, waiting for sunset,
and wondering whether, when the sun did set, they would turn into stone, or only into their own
old natural selves, and each of them still felt lonely and among strangers, and tried not to look
at the others, for, though their voices were their own, their faces were so radiantly beautiful
as to be quite irritating to look at.
don't believe we shall turn to stone, said Robert, breaking a long, miserable silence.
Because the sand fairy said he'd give us another wish tomorrow, and he couldn't if we were stone,
could he?
The others said, no, but they weren't at all comforted.
Another silence, longer and more miserable, was broken by Cyril's suddenly saying,
"'I don't want to frighten you, girls, but I believe it's beginning with me already.
My foot's quite dead. I'm turning to stone. I know I am. And so will you in a minute.'
"'Never mind,' said Robert, kindly.
"'Perhaps you will be the only stone one, and the rest of us will be all right,
and we'll cherish your statue, and hang garlands on it. But when it turned out that Cyril's foot
had only gone to sleep, through his sitting too long with it under him,
and when it came to life in an agony of pins and needles, the others were quite cross.
"'Giving us such a fright for nothing,' said Anthea.
"'The third and miserablest silence of all was broken by Jane.
"'She said,
"'If we do come out of this all right,
"'we'll ask the Samyad to make it so that the servants don't notice anything different,
"'no matter what wishes we have.'
"'The others only grunted.
"'They were too red.
etched even to make good resolutions. At last, hunger and fright and crossness and tiredness,
four very nasty things, all joined together to bring one nice thing, and that was sleep.
The children lay asleep in a row with their beautiful eyes shut and their beautiful mouths open.
Anthea woke first, the sun had set, and the twilight was coming on.
Anthea pinched herself very hard to make sure, and when she found she could still feel pinching,
she decided that she was not stone, and then she pinched the others.
They also were soft.
"'Wake up,' she said, almost in tears of joy.
"'It's all right, we're not stone.
And, oh, Cyril, how nice and ugly you do look, with your old freckles and your brown hair and your little eyes.
and so do you all, she added, so that they might not feel jealous.
When they got home, they were very much scolded by Martha,
who told them about the strange children.
A good-looking lot, I must say, but that impudent.
I know, said Robert, who knew by experience how hopeless it would be
to try to explain things to Martha.
"'And where on earth have you been all this time, you naughty little things, you?'
"'In the lane.'
"'Why didn't you come home hours ago?'
"'We couldn't, because of them,' said Anthea.
"'Who?'
"'The children who were as beautiful as the day.
"'They kept us there till after sunset.
"'We couldn't come back till they'd gone.
"'You don't know how we hated them.
oh do do give us some supper we're so hungry hungry i should think so said martha angrily out all day like this well i hope it'll be a lesson to you not to go picking up with strange children down here after measles as likely as not
now mind if you see them again don't you speak to them not one word nor so much as a look but come straight away and tell me i'll see
spoil their beauty for them.
If ever we do see them again, we'll tell you, Anthea said.
And Robert, fixing his eyes fondly on the cold beef that was being brought in on a tray by cook,
added in heartfelt undertones.
And we'll take jolly good care we never do see them again.
And they never have.
End of Chapter 1.
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Five children and it.
By Edith Nesbitt.
Chapter 2.
Golden Guinness.
And Thea woke in the morning from a very real sort of dream.
in which she was walking in the zoological gardens on a pouring wet day without any umbrella.
The animals seemed desperately unhappy because of the rain, and were all growling gloomily.
When she awoke, both the growling and the rain went on just the same.
The growling was the heavy, regular breathing of her sister Jane, who had a slight cold and was still sleep.
The rain fell in slow drops onto Enthea's face from the wet corner of her sister Jane, who had a slight cold and was still asleep.
a bath towel, which her brother Robert was gently squeezing the water out of, to wake her up,
as he now explained.
Oh, drop it, she said rather crossly.
So he did, where he was not a brutal brother, though very ingenious in apple pie beds,
booby traps, original methods of awakening, sleeping relatives, and the other little
accomplishments which make home happy.
I had such a funny dream, Anthea began.
So did I, said Jane, wakening suddenly and without warning.
I dreamed we found a sand fairy in the gravel pits, and it said it was semiad.
And we might have a new wish every day, and...
But that's what I dreamed, said Robert.
I was just going to tell you.
And we had the first wish directly.
It said so.
And I dreamed you girls were donkeys enough to ask for us all to be beautiful as the day,
and we jolly well were, and it was perfectly beastly.
But can different people all dream the same thing, said Anthea, sitting up in bed?
Because I dreamed all that, as well as about the zoo in the rain.
And baby didn't know us in the dream.
And the servants shut us out of the house because the radiantness of our beauty was such a complete disguise.
The voice of the elder brother sounded from across the landing.
Come on, Robert, it said.
You'll be late for breakfast again, unless you mean to shirk your...
bath like you did on Tuesday.
I say, come here a sec, Robert replied.
I didn't shirk it.
I headed after Brecker in Father's dressing room, because ours was emptied away.
Cyril appeared in the doorway, partially clothed.
Look here, said Anthea.
We've all had such an odd dream.
We've all dreamed we found a sand fairy.
Her voice died away before Cyril's contemptuous glance.
Dream, he said.
You little silly as it's strange.
true. I tell you it all happened. That's why I'm so keen on being down early. We'll go up there
directly after Brecker and have another wish. Only we'll make up our mind solid before we go.
What it is we do want, and no one must ask for anything unless the others agree first.
No more peerless beauties for this child, thank you. Not if I know it. The other three
dressed with their mouths open. If all that dream about the sand fairy was real,
this real dressing seemed very like a dream, the girls thought.
Jane felt that Cyril was right, but Anthea was not sure,
till after they had seen Martha and heard her full and plain reminders
about their naughty conduct the day before, then Anthea was sure.
Because, she said, servants never dream anything but the things in the dream book,
like snakes and oysters and going to a wedding.
That means a funeral, and snakes are a false female friend.
and oysters are babies.
Talking of babies, said Cyril, where's the lamb?
Martha's going to take him to Rochester to see her cousins.
Mother said she might. She's dressing him now, said Jane,
in his very best coat and hat.
Bread and butter, please.
She seems to like taking him, too, said Robert in a tone of wonder.
Servants do like taking babies to see their relations, Cyril said.
I've noticed it before, especially in their best things.
I expect they pretend they're their own baby.
and that they're not servants at all, but married to noble dukes of high degree.
And they say the babies are the little dukes and duchesses, Jane suggested dreamily, taking more marmalade.
I expect that's what Martha will say to her cousin. She'll enjoy herself most frightfully.
She won't enjoy herself most frightfully carrying our infant duke to Rochester, said Robert.
Not if she's anything like me, she won't. Fancy walking to Rochester with a lamb on your back.
Oh, cricky!
said Cyril in full agreement.
She's going by carrier, said Jane.
Let's see them off.
Then we shall have done a polite and kindly act,
and we shall be quite sure we've got rid of them for the day.
So they did.
Martha wore her Sunday dress of two shades of purple,
so tight in the chest that it made her stoop
and her blue hat with the pink cornflowers and white ribbons.
She had a yellow lace collar with a green bow,
and the lamb had indeed his very best cream-colored silk coat and hat.
It was a smart party that the carrier's cart picked up at the crossroads.
When its white tilt and red wheels had slowly vanished in the swirl of chalk dust,
and now for the semiad, said Cyril, and off they went.
As they went, they decided on the wish they would ask for.
Although they were all in a great hurry, they did not try to climb
down the sides of the gravel pit, but went round by the safe lower road, as if they had been
carts. They had made a ring of stones round the place where the sand ferry had disappeared,
so they easily found the spot. The sun was burning and bright, and the sky was deep blue
without a cloud. The sand was very hot to touch. Oh, suppose it was only a dream after all,
Robert said, as the boys uncovered their spades from the sand heap, where they had buried them
and begun to dig.
Suppose you were a sensible chap, said Cyril.
One's quite as likely as the other.
Suppose you kept a civil tongue in your head,
Robert snapped.
Suppose we girls take a turn, said Jane, laughing.
You boys seem to be getting very warm.
Suppose you don't come shoving your silly oar in, said Robert,
who is now warm indeed.
We won't, said Anthea quickly.
Robert, dear, don't be so grumpy.
We won't say a word.
you shall be the one to speak to the fairy and tell him what we've decided to wish for you'll say it much better than we shall suppose you drop being a little humbug said robert but not crossly
look out dig with your hands now so they did and presently uncovered the spider-shaped brown hairy body long arms and legs bats ears and snails eyes of the sand fairy himself everyone drew a deep breath of satisfaction for now of course
It couldn't have been a dream.
The Semiad sat up and shook the sand out of its fur.
How's your left whisker this morning? said Anthea politely.
Nothing to boast of, said it.
It had a rather restless night, but thank you for asking.
I say, said Robert, do you feel up to giving wishes today?
Because we very much want an extra besides the regular one.
The extra is a very little one, he had to.
reassuringly.
Hmph, said the sand fairy.
If you're reading this story aloud,
please pronounce humph,
exactly as it is spelt,
for that is how he said it.
Humph!
Do you know?
Until I heard you being disagreeable to each other
just over my head,
and so loud too,
I really quite thought I had dreamed you all.
I do have very odd dreams sometimes.
Do you?
Jane hurried to say so as to get away from the subject of disagreeableness.
I wish, she added politely, you'd tell us about your dreams.
They must be awfully interesting.
Cyril muttered something about just like a girl,
and the rest stood silent.
If they said yes,
then goodbye to the other wishes they had decided to ask for.
If they said no, it would be very rude.
And they had all been taught manners,
and had learned a little too, which is not at all the same thing.
A sigh of relief broke from all lips when the sand fairy said,
If I do, I shan't have any strength to give you a second wish,
not even good tempers or common sense or manners or little things like that.
We don't want you to put yourself out at all about these things.
We can manage them quite well ourselves, said Cyril, eagerly,
while the others look guiltily at each other and wished the fairy would not
keep all on about good tempers, but give them one good rowing if it wanted to, and then have
done with it. Well, said the Sameed, putting out his long snail's eyes so suddenly that one
of them nearly went into the round boy's eyes of Robert. Let's have the little wish first.
We don't want the servants to notice the gifts you give us. Are kind enough to give us, said
benthe in a whisper.
Are kind enough to give us, I mean, said Robert.
The fairy swelled himself out a bit, let his breath go, and said,
I've done that for you, it was quite easy.
People don't notice things much anyway.
What's the next wish?
We want, said Robert Sloane, to be rich beyond the dreams of something or other.
Averis, said Jane.
So it is, said the fairy unexpectedly.
but it won't do you much good. That's one comfort.
He muttered to itself. Come, I can't go beyond dreams, you know.
How much do you want? And will you have it in gold or notes?
Gold, please, and millions of it.
This gravel pit full be enough, said the fairy in an off-had manner.
Oh, yes.
Then get out before I begin, or you'll be buried alive in it.
It made its skinny arms so long and waved them so frighteningly
that the children ran as hard as they could towards the road by the carts used to come to the gravel pits.
Only Anthea had presence of mind enough to shout a timid, good morning,
I hope your whisker will be better tomorrow as she ran.
On the road they turned and looked back,
and they had to shut their eyes and open them very slowly, a little bit at a time,
because the sight was too dazzling for their eyes to be able to bear it.
It was something like trying to look at the sun at high noon on a midsummer's day.
For the whole of the sandpit was full right up to the very top with new shining gold pieces,
and all the little sand martens little front doors were covered out of sight.
Where the road for the carts wound into the gravel pit,
the gold lay in heaps like stones lie by the roadside,
and a great bank of shining gold shelled down from where it lay flat and smooth between the tall sides of the gravel pit.
And all the gleaming heap was minted gold.
And on the sides and edges of these countless coins,
the midday sun shone and sparkled and glowed and gleamed,
till the quarry looked like the mouth of a smelting furnace,
or one of the fairy halls that you see sometimes in the sky at sunset.
The children stood with their mouths opened, and no one said a word.
At last, Robert stopped and picked up one of the loose coins from the edge of the heat by the cart road and looked at it.
He looked on both sides.
Then he said in a low voice, quite different to his own,
It's not sovereigns.
It's gold, anyway, said Cyril.
And now they all began to talk at once.
They all picked up the golden treasure by handfuls
and let it run through their fingers like water
and the chink it made as it fell was wonderful music.
At first they quite forgot to think of spending the money
it was so nice to play with.
Jane sat down between two heaps of gold
and Robert began to bury her
as you bury your father in sand when you're at the seaside
and he has gone to sleep on the beach with his newspaper over his face.
But Jane was not half buried before she cried out,
Oh, stop, it's too heavy, it hurts.
Robert said, bosh, and went on.
Let me out, I tell you, cried Jane, and was taken out,
very white and trembling a little.
You've no idea what it's like, she said.
It's like stones on you, or like chains.
Look here, Cyril said.
If this is to do us any good, it's no good our staying gasping at it.
like this, let's fill our pockets and go buy things. Don't you forget, it won't last after sunset.
I wish we'd ask the Semiad why things don't turn to stone. Perhaps this will. I'll tell you what,
there's a pony and a cart in the village. Do you want to buy that? asked Jane. No, silly,
we'll hire it, and then we'll go to Rochester and buy heaps and heaps of things. And look here,
let's each take as much as we can carry.
But it's not sovereigns.
They've got a man's head on one side
and a thing like the ace of spades on the other.
Fill your pockets with it, I tell you.
And come along.
You can jaw as we go, if you must.
Cyril sat down and began to fill his pockets.
You made fun of me for getting father to have nine pockets in my Norfolk's, he said.
But now you see, they did.
For when Cyril had filled his nine pockets in his handkerchief,
and the space between himself and his shirt front, with the gold coins, he had to stand up.
But he staggered and had to sit down again in a hurry.
"'Throw out some of the cargo,' said Robert.
"'You'll sink the ship, old chap. That comes of nine pockets.'
And Cyril had, too.
Then they set off to walk to the village.
It was more than a mile, and the road was very dusty indeed,
and the sun seemed to get hotter and hotter, and the gold in their pockets,
got heavier and heavier. It was Jane who said, I don't see how we're to spend at all. There must be
thousands of pounds among the lot of us. I'm going to leave some of mine behind this stump in the hedge,
and directly, we get to the village, we'll buy some biscuits. I know it's long past dinner time.
She took out a handful or two of gold and hid it in the hollows of an old hornbeam.
How round and yellow they are, she said.
Don't you wish they were gingerbread, nuts, and we were going to eat them?
Well, they're not, and we're not, said Cyril.
Come on.
But they came on heavily and wearily.
Before they reached the village, more than one stump in the hedge concealed its little hoard of hidden treasure.
Yet they reached the village with about 1,200 guineas in their pockets.
But in spite of this inside wealth, they looked quite ordinary outside, and no one
would have thought they could have more than a half-crown each at the outside.
The haze of heat, the blue of wood smoke, made a sort of dim, misty cloud over the red roofs of the village.
The four sat down heavily on the first bench they came to.
It happened to be outside the blue boar inn.
It was decided that Cyril should go into the blue boar and ask for ginger beer,
because, as Anthea said, it is not wrong for men to go into public houses, only for children.
and Cyril is nearer to being a man than us, because he was the eldest.
So he went. The others sat in the sun and waited.
Oh, hats, how hot it is, said Robert.
Dogs put their tongues out when they're hot.
I wonder if it would cool us at all to put out ours.
We might try, Jane said, and they all put their tongues out
as far as ever they could go so that it quite stretched their throats.
but it only seemed to make them thirstier than ever,
besides annoying everyone who went by.
So they took their tongues in again,
just as Cyril came back with the ginger beer.
I had to pay for it out of my own two and seven pence, though,
that I was going to buy rabbits with, he said.
They wouldn't change the gold.
And when I pulled out a handful,
the man just laughed and said it was card counters.
And I got some sponge cakes, too,
out of a glass jar on the bar corner,
and some biscuits.
with caraway's in.
The sponge cakes were both soft and dry,
and the biscuits were dry too, and yet soft,
which biscuits ought not to be.
But the ginger beer made up for everything.
It's my turn now to try to buy something with the money, Anthea said.
I'm next eldest.
Where's the pony cart kept?
It was at the checkers,
and Anthea went in the back way to the yard
because they all knew that little girls ought not
to go into the bars of public houses.
She came out, as she herself said, pleased but not proud.
He'll be ready in abrasive shakes, he says, she remarked.
And he's to have one sovereign, or whatever it is, to drive us into Rochester and back,
besides waiting there till we've got everything we want.
I think I managed very well.
You think yourself jolly, clever, I dare say, said Cyril moodily.
How did you do it?
I wasn't jolly clever enough to go taking handfuls of money out of my pocket, to make it seem cheap anyway, she retorted.
I just found a young man doing something to a horse's leg with a sponge and a pail, and I held out one sovereign, and I said,
Do you know what this is?
He said, no, and he'd call his father.
An old man came, and he said it was a spade guinea, and he said, was it my own to do as I liked with?
And I said, yes.
and I asked about the pony card, and I said he could have the guinea if he'd drive us into Rochester.
And his name is S. Crispin, and he said, right-oh!
It was a new sensation to be driven in a smart pony trap along pretty country roads.
It was very pleasant, too, which is not always the case with new sensations.
Quite apart from the beautiful plans of spending the money which each child made as they went along,
silently, of course, and quite to itself,
for they felt it would never have done
to let the old innkeeper hear them talk
in the affluent sort of way they were thinking.
The old man put them down by the bridge at their request.
If you were going to buy a carriage and horses,
where would you go? asked Cyril,
as if you were only asking for the sake of saying something.
Billy Peasmarch at Saracen's head, said the old man promptly,
though all forbid I should recommend any man,
man, where it's a question of horses no more than I'd take anybody else's recommending
if I was a buy-in one. But if you're paused thinking of a turnout of any sort, there ain't a
straighter man in Rochester, nor a civiler spoken than Billy, though I says it.
Thank you, said Cyril, the Saracen's head. And now the children began to see one of the laws of
nature turn upside down and stand on its head like an acrobat. Any grown-up persons would tell you
that money is hard to get and easy to spend.
But the ferry money had been easy to get,
and spending it was not only hard,
it was almost impossible.
The tradespeople of Rochester seemed to shrink
to a tradesperson from the glittering fairy gold.
Fern money, they called it for the most part.
To begin with, Anthea, who had had the misfortune
to sit on her hat earlier in the day,
wished to buy another. She chose a very beautiful one, trimmed with pink roses and blue
breasts of peacocks. It was marked in the window, Harris model, three guineas. I'm glad, she says,
because if it says guineas, it means guineas and not sovereigns, which we haven't got.
But when she took the three spayed guineas, but when she took three of the spade guineas in her
hand, which was by this time rather dirty owing to or not having put on gloves before going to the
gravel pit, the black silk young lady in the shop looked very hard at her, and went and whispered
something to an older and uglier lady, also in black silk. And then they gave her back the money
and said it was not curned coin. It's good money, said Anthea, and it's my own. I dare say, said
the lady, but it's not the kind of money that's fashionable now and we don't care about taking it.
I believe they think we've stolen it, said Enthea,
rejoining the others in the street.
If we had gloves,
they wouldn't think we were so dishonest.
It's my hands being so dirty.
Fills their minds with doubts.
So they chose a humble shop,
and the girls bought cotton gloves,
the kind at six-pants, three farthings.
But when they offered a guinea,
the woman looked at us through her spectacles
and said she had no change.
So the gloves had to be paid for,
out of Cyril's 2 and 7 pence that he meant to buy rabbits with,
and so had the green imitation crocodile-skin purse at 9-pence halfpenny,
which had been bought at the same time.
They tried several more shops,
the kinds where you buy toys and scent,
and silk handkerchief and books,
and fancy boxes of stationery,
and photographs of objects of interest in the vicinity.
But nobody cared to change a guinea that day in Rochester.
And as they went from shop to shop, they got dirtier and dirtier, and their hair got more and more untidy, and Jane slipped and fell down a part of the road where a water cart had just gone by.
Also, they got very hungry, but they found no one would give them anything to eat for their guineas.
After trying two pastry cooks in vain, they became so hungry, perhaps for the smell of the cake in the shops, as Cyril suggested, that they formed a plan of cake.
campaign in whispers and carried it out in desperation. They marched into a third pastry
cooks. Beale was his name. And before the people behind the counter could interfere, each child
had seized three new penny buns, clapped the three together between its dirty hands,
and taken a big bite out of the triple sandwich. Then they stood at bay with 12 buns in their hands,
and their mouths very full indeed. The shocked pasteful,
tree cook bounded round the corner. Here, said Cyril, speaking as distinctly as he could,
and holding out the guineas. He got ready before entering the shop. Pay yourself out of that.
Mr. Beale snatched the coin, bid it, and put it in his pocket. Off you go, he said,
brief and stern, like the man in the song. But the change, said Anthea, who had a saving mind.
Change, said the man. I'll change you. Howt you goes. And you may think yourself
lucky I don't send for the police to find out where you got it.
In the castle gardens, the millionaires finished the buns.
And though the curranty softness of these were delicious
and acted like a charm in raising the spirits of the party,
yet even the stoutest heart quailed at the thought of venturing
to sound Mr. Billy Peasmarsh at the Saracen's head
on the subject of a horse and carriage.
The boys would have given up the idea,
but Jane was always a hopeful child, and Anthea, generally an obstinate one, and their earnestness prevailed.
The whole party, by this time indescribably dirty, therefore betook itself to the Saracen's head.
The yard method of attack, having been successful at the checkers, was tried again here.
Mr. Peasmarsh was in the yard, and Robert opened the business in these terms.
They tell me you have a lot of horses and carriages to sell.
it had been agreed that Robert should be the spokesman,
because in books it is always the gentleman who buys horses,
not the ladies, and Cyril had had his go at the blue boar.
They tell you true, young man, said Mr. Peasmarsh.
He was a long, lean man with very blue eyes and a tight mouth and narrow lips.
We should like to buy some, please, said Robert politely.
I dare say you would.
Will you show us a few, please, to choose from?
who are you a kidden of inquired mr billy peasmarsh was you sent here of a message i tell you said robert we want to buy some horses and carriages and a man told us you were straight and civil-spoken but i shouldn't wonder if he was mistaken
upon my sacred said mr peasmarch shall i trot the whole stable out for your honors worship to see or shall i send round to the bishops to see if he's a nag or two to dispose of
Please do, said Robert, if it's not too much trouble.
It would be very kind of you.
Mr. Peasmarsh put his hands in his pockets and laughed,
and they did not like the way he did it.
Then he shouted, Willem!
A stooping Osler appeared in a stable door.
Here, Willem, come and look at this here, young Duke.
He wants to buy out a whole stud, lock, stock, and barrel,
and ain't got tuppence in his pocket.
to bless himself with, I'll go bail.
Willem's eyes followed his masters,
pointing thumb with contemptuous interest.
Do he for sure, he said.
But Robert spoke,
though both the girls were now pulling at his jacket
and begging him to come along.
He spoke and he was very angry.
He said, I'm not a young duke,
and I never pretended to be.
And as for Tuppence,
what do you call this?
And before the others could stop.
him, he pulled out two fat handfuls of shining guineas and held them out for Mr. Peasmarsh
to look at. He did look. He snatched one up in his finger and thumb. He bid it, and Jane expected
him to say, The best horse in my stables is at your service, but the others knew better. Still it was
a blow, even to the most desponding, when he said shortly, Willem, shut the yard doors. And Willem
grinned and went to shut them.
Good afternoon, said Robert hastily.
We shan't buy any of your horses now, whatever you say,
and I hope it'll be a lesson to you.
He had seen a little side gate open
and was moving towards it as he spoke,
but Billy Peasmarsh put himself in the way.
Not so fast, you young off scouring, he said.
Willem, fetch the police.
Willam went.
The children stood huddled together like frightened sheep
and Mr. Peasmarsh spoke to them
until the police arrive.
He said many things.
Among other things, he said,
Nice lot you are, aren't you,
coming tempting, honest men with your guineas?
They are our guineas,
said Cyril boldly.
Oh, of course, we don't know all about that.
No more we don't.
Oh, no, of course not.
And dragging little gals into it, too.
Here, I'll let the gals go
if you'll come along and to the police quiet.
We won't be let go, said Jane, heroically.
not without the boys. It's our money just as much as theirs, you wicked old man.
Where'd you get it, then? said the man, softening slightly, which was not at all what the boys expected
when Jane began to call names. Jane cast a silent glance of agony at the others.
Lost your tongue, eh? Thought it fast enough when it's for calling names with. Come, speak up. Where'd you
get it? Out of the gravel pit, said truthful Jane.
"'Next article,' said the man.
"'I tell you, we did,' Jane said.
"'There's a fairy there all over, brown fur,
"'with ears like a bat's, and eyes like a snail's,
"'and he gives you a wish a day, and they all come true.'
"'Touched in the head, eh?' said the man in a low voice.
"'All the more shame to you boys,
"'dragging the poor afflicted child into your sinful burglaries.'
"'She's not mad, it's true,' said Anthea.
"'There is a fairy.'
If I ever see him again, I'll wish for something for you.
At least I would if Vengeant wasn't wicked.
So there.
Lormie, said Billy Peasmarsh.
If there ain't another on him.
And now Willem came back with a spiteful grin on his face,
and it is back a policeman with whom Mr. Peasmarch spoke long in a hoarse, earnest whisper.
I dare say you're right, said the policeman at last.
Anyway, I'll take him on a charge.
charge of unlawful possession pending inquiries, and the magistrate will deal with the case.
Send the afflicted ones to a home as likely as not, and the boys to reformatory.
Now then, come along, youngsters. No use making a fuss, you bring the gals along, Mr. Pismarce, sir,
and I'll shepherd the boys. Speechless, with rage and horror, the four children were driven
along the streets of Rochester. Tears of anger and shame blinded them, so that when Robert ran right
into a passer-by, he did not recognize her to a well-known voice said,
Well, if ever I did, oh, Master Robert, whatever have you been doing of now?
And another voice, quite well-known, said, panty. Want to go on panty? They had run into
Martha and the baby. Martha behaved admirably. She refused to believe a word of the
policeman's story, or of Mr. Pismarsh's either, even when they made Robert turn out of
his pockets in an archway and show the guineas.
I don't see nothing, she said.
You've gone out of your senses, you two.
There ain't any gold there.
Only the poor child's hands all over the crock and dirt.
Like the very chimbley.
Oh, that I should ever see the day!
And the children thought this was very noble of Martha.
Even if rather wicked,
till they remembered how the fairy had promised
that the servants should never notice any of the fairy
gifts. So of course Martha couldn't see the gold, and so was only speaking the truth. And that was
quite right, of course, but not extra noble. It was getting dusk when they reached the police station.
The policeman told his tale to an inspector who sat in a large bare room with a thing like a clumsy
nursery fender at one end to put prisoners in. Robert wondered whether it was a cell or a dock.
Produced the coins, officer, said the inspector.
Turn out your pockets, said the constable.
Cyril desperately plunged his hands in his pockets,
stood still a moment, and then began to laugh,
an odd sort of laugh that hurt,
and it felt much more like crying.
His pockets were empty.
So were the pockets of the others.
For, of course, at sunset, all the fairy gold had vanished away.
Turn out your pockets and stop that noise.
said the inspector.
Cyril turned out his pockets, every one of the nine which enriched his Norfolk suit,
and every pocket was empty.
Well, said the inspector,
I don't know how they'd done it, artful little beggars.
They walked in front of me the all way,
so it was for me to keep an eye on them and not to attract a crowd and obstruct the traffic.
It's very remarkable, said the inspector, frowning.
If you've quite done a browbeating,
of the innocent children, said Martha, I'll hire a private carriage and will drive home to their
papa's mansion. You'll hear about this again, young man. I told you they hadn't got any gold.
When you were pretending to see it in their poor helpless hands, it's early in the day for a constable
on duty not to be able to trust his own eyes. And to the other one, the less said the better,
he keeps the Saracen's head and he knows best what his liquors like. Take them away, for goodness
sake, the inspector said crossly. But as they left the police station, he said,
now then, to the policeman and Mr. Peasmarsh, and said it 20 times as crossly as he had spoken to
Martha. Martha was as good as her word. She took them home in a very grand carriage because the
carrier's cart was gone, and though she had stood by them so nobly with the police, she was so
angry with them as soon as they were alone for traipsing into Rochester by themselves,
but none of them dared to mention the old man with the pony cart from the village who was waiting for them in Rochester.
And so, after one day of boundless well, the children found themselves sent to bed in deep disgrace,
and only enriched by two pairs of cotton gloves, dirty inside because of the state of the hands they had been put on to cover,
an imitation crocodile-skin purse, and twelve penny buns long since digested.
The thing that troubled them the most was the fear that the old gentleman's guinea might have disappeared at sunset with all the rest,
so they went down to the village the next day to apologize for not meeting him in Rochester and to see.
They found him very friendly. The guinea had not disappeared, and he had bored a hole in it and hung it on his watch chain.
As for the guinea the baker took, the children felt they could not care whether it had vanished or not,
which was not perhaps very honest, but on the other hand was not.
not wholly unnatural. But afterwards this preyed on Anthea's mind, and at last she secretly sent
twelve stamps by post to Mr. Beale, Baker, Rochester. Inside, she wrote, to pay for the buns.
I hope the guinea did disappear for that pastry cook was really not at all a nice man,
and besides, penny buns are seven for sixpence in all really respectable shops.
End of chapter two.
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Five Children and It.
By E. Nesbid.
Chapter 3. Being Wanted
The morning after the children had been the possessors of boundless wealth
and had been unable to buy anything really useful
or enjoyable with it, except two pairs of cotton gloves, 12 penny buns, an imitation crocodile-skin
purse, and a ride in a pony cart. They awoke without any of the enthusiastic happiness which
they had felt on the previous day when they remembered how they had had the luck to find a sammyad,
or sand fairy, and to receive its promise to grant them a new wish every day. For now they had had
two wishes, beauty and wealth, and neither had exactly made them happy.
but the happening of strange things, even if they are not completely pleasant things,
is more amusing than those times when nothing happens but meals,
and they are not always completely pleasant,
especially on the days when it is cold mutton or hash.
There was no chance of talking things over before breakfast
because everyone overslept itself, as it happened,
and it needed vigorous and determined struggle to get dressed
so as to be only ten minutes late for breakfast.
During this meal, some efforts were made to be made to be.
deal with the question of the Samyad in an impartial spirit. But it is very difficult to discuss
anything thoroughly and at the same time to attend faithfully to your baby brother's breakfast needs.
The baby was particularly lively that morning. He not only wriggled his body, through the bar
of his high chair, and hung by his head choking in purple, but he collared a tablespoon with
desperate suddenness, hit Cyril heavily on the head with it, and then cried because it was taken away
from him. He put his fat fist
in his bread and milk and demanded
Nam, which was only allowed
for tea. He sang,
he put his feet on the table, he clamored
to go walkie.
The conversation was something like this.
Look here, about that
sand fairy. Oh, look out! He'll have the
milk over. Milk removed
to a safe distance. Yes, about that fairy.
No, lamb, dear, give Panther
the narkey's poon.
Then Cyril tried.
Nothing we've had yet has turned out.
He nearly had the mustard at that time.
I wonder whether we'd better wish,
Hello, you've done it now, my boy!
And in a flash of glass and pink baby paws,
the bowl of golden carp in the middle of the table rolled on its side
and poured a flood of mixed water and goldfish into the baby's lap
and into the laps of the others.
Everyone was almost as much upset as the goldfish,
the lamb only remaining calm.
When the pool on the floor had been mopped up, and the leaping, gasping goldfish had been collected and put back in the water,
the baby was taken away to be entirely redressed by Martha, and most of the others had to change completely.
The pinafores and jackets that had been bathed in goldfish and water were hung out to dry,
and then it turned out that Jane must either mend the dress she had torn the day before,
or appear all day in her best petticoat.
It was white and soft and frilly and trimmed with lace and very, very pretty, quite as pretty as a frock, if not more so.
Only it was not a frock, and Martha's word was law.
She wouldn't let Jane wear her best frock, and she refused to listen for a moment to Robert's suggestion that Jane should wear her best petticoat and call it a dress.
It's not respectable, she said.
And when people say that, it's no.
No use anyone saying anything. You will find this out for yourselves one day.
So there was nothing for it, but for Jane to mend her frock. The hole had been torn the day before
when she happened to tumble down in the high street of Rochester, just where a water cart had
passed on its silvery way. She had grazed her knee, and her stocking was much more than grazed,
and her dress was cut by the same stone which had attended to the knee in the stocking.
Of course the others were not such sneaks as to a band.
and a comrade in misfortune. So they all sat on the grass plot round the sundial,
and Jane darned away for dear life. The lamb was still in the hands of Martha, having its
clothes changed, so conversation was possible. Anthea and Robert timidly tried to conceal their
inmost thought, which was that the Samyad was not to be trusted. But Cyril said,
Speak out. Say what you've got to say. I hate hinting
and don't know in sneakish ways like that.
So then Robert said, as in honor bound, sneak yourself.
Anthea and me weren't so gold-fishy as you two were,
so we got changed quicker and we've had time to think it over.
And if you ask me, I didn't ask you, said Jane,
biting off a needle full of thread,
as she had always been strictly forbidden to do.
I don't care who asks or who doesn't, said Robert.
But Anthea and I think the Samyad is a spiteful brood.
root. If it can give us our wishes, I suppose it can give itself its own, and I feel almost sure
it wishes every time that our wishes shan't do us any good. Let's let the tiresome beast alone,
and just go and have a jolly good game of forts on our own in the chalk pit. You will remember
that the happily situated house where these children were spending their holidays lay between
a chalk quarry and a gravel pit. Cyril and Jane were more hopeful. They generally
were. I don't think the Samyat does it on purpose, Cyril said, and after all, it was silly to wish for
boundless wealth. Fifty pounds and two shilling pieces would have been much more sensible. And wishing to be
beautiful as the day was simply donkeyish. I don't want to be disagreeable, but it was. We must try to
find a really useful wish and wish it. Jane dropped her work and said,
I think so, too. It's too silly to have a chance like this and not use it. I never heard of anyone
else outside a book who had such a chance. There must be simply heaps of things we could wish for
that wouldn't turn out dead sea fish, like these two things have. Do let's think hard, and wish
something nice, so that we can have a really jolly day. What there is left of it. Jane darned away
again like mad, for time was indeed getting on, and everyone began to talk at once.
If you had been there, you could not possibly have made head or tail of the talk.
But these children were used to talking by fours, as soldiers march, and each of them
could say what it had to say quite comfortably, and listened to the agreeable sound of its own voice,
and, at the same time, have three quarters of two sharp ears to spare for listening to what
the others said. That is an easy example in multiplication of vulgar fractions, but as I dare say
you can't do even that, I won't ask you to tell me whether three-quarters times two equals one and a half,
but I will ask you to believe me that this was the amount of ear which each child was able to
lend to the others. Lending ears was common in Roman times, as we learned from Shakespeare. But I
fear I am getting too instructive.
When the frock was darned, the start for the gravel pit was delayed by Martha's insisting on
everybody's washing its hands, which was nonsense, because nobody had done anything at all except
Jane.
And how can you get dirty doing nothing?
That is a difficult question, and I cannot answer it on paper.
In real life I could very soon show you, or you, me, which is much more like,
likely. During the conversation in which the six ears were lent, there were four children, so
that sum comes right. It had been decided that fifty pounds in two shilling pieces was the
right wish to have, and the lucky children, who could have anything in the wide world by just
wishing for it, hurriedly started for the gravel pit to express their wishes to the Samayat.
Martha caught them at the gate, and insisted on their taking the base.
be with them. Not want him indeed. Why everybody would want him a duck. With all their hearts they would.
And you know you promised your ma'all to take him out every blessed day, said Martha.
I know we did, said Robert in gloom. But I wish the lamb wasn't quite so young and small.
It would be much better fun taking him out. He'll mend of his youngness with time, said Martha.
and as for his smallness, I don't think you'd fancy caring of him any more, however big he was.
Besides, he can walk a bit.
Bless his precious fat legs a ducky.
He feels the benefit of the new laid air, so he does a pet.
With this in a kiss, she plumped the lamb into Anthea's arms and went back to make new pinafores on the sewing machine.
She was a rapid performer on this instrument.
The lamb laughed with pleasure and said,
Wucky with panty!
And rode on Robert's back with yells of joy
and tried to feed Jane with stones
and altogether made himself so agreeable
that nobody could long be sorry that he was of the party.
The enthusiastic Jane even suggested
that they should devote a week's wishes to assuring the baby's future
by asking such gifts for him as the good fairies
give to infant princes and proper fairy tales. But Anthea's soberly reminded her that as the
Sanferry's wishes only lasted till sunset, they could not ensure any benefit to the baby's later years,
and Jane owned that it would be better to wish for 50 pounds in two-shilling pieces,
and buy the lamb a three-pound-fifteen rocking horse, like those in the Army and Navy stores list,
with part of the money. It was settled that. As soon as they had wished for the money and got
it, they would get Mr. Crispin to drive them into Rochester again, taking Martha with them,
if they could not get out of taking her, and they would make a list of the things they really wanted
before they started. Full of high hopes and excellent resolutions, they went round the safe,
slow cart road to the gravel pits, and as they went in between the mounds of gravel, a sudden
thought came to them, and would have turned their ruddy cheeks pale, if they had been children in a book,
being real live children, it only made them stop and look at each other with rather blank and silly expressions.
For now they remembered that yesterday, when they had asked the Samiad for boundless wealth,
and it was getting ready to fill the quarry with the minted gold of bright guineas, millions of them,
it had told the children to run along outside the quarry,
for fear they should be buried alive and the heavy, splendid treasure.
and they had run. And so it happened that they had not had time to mark the spot where the
Samiad was, with a ring of stones, as before, and it was this thought that put such silly
expressions on their faces.
"'Never mind,' said the hopeful Jane.
"'We'll soon find him.'
But this, though easily said, was hard in the doing.
They looked and they looked, and though they found their seed,
side spades, nowhere could they find the sand fairy. At last they had to sit down and rest. Not at all
because they were weary or disheartened, of course, but because the lamb insisted on being put down,
and you cannot look very carefully after anything you may have happened to lose in the sand
if you have an active baby to look after at the same time. Get someone to drop your best knife
in the sand next time you go to the seaside, and then take your baby brother with you when you
you go to look for it, and you will see that I am right. The lamb, as Martha had said, was feeling
the benefit of the country air, and he was as frisky as a sandhopper. The elder ones longed to go
on talking about the new wishes they would have when, or if they found the Samiad again. But the
lamb wished to enjoy himself. He watched his opportunity, and threw a handful of sand into
Anthea's face, and then suddenly burrowed his own head in the sand and waved his fat legs in the air.
Then, of course, the sand got into his eyes, as it had into Anthea's, and he howled.
The thoughtful Robert had brought one solid brown bottle of ginger beer with him,
relying on a thirst that had never yet failed him.
This had to be uncorked hurriedly.
It was the only wet thing within reach, and it was necessary to wash the sand.
sand out of the lamb's eyes somehow. Of course, the ginger hurt horribly, and he howled more than ever.
And amid his anguish of kicking, the bottle was upset, and the beautiful ginger beer frothed out into the
sand and was lost forever. It was then that Robert, usually a very patient brother, so far forgot
himself as to say, anybody would want him indeed, only they don't. Martha doesn't, not
really, or she'd jolly well keep him with her. He's a little nuisance, that's what he is.
It's too bad. I only wish everybody did want him with all their hearts. We might get some
peace in our lives. The lamb stopped howling now, because Jane had suddenly remembered that there
is only one safe way of taking things out of little children's eyes, and that is with your own
soft, wet tongue. It is quite easy if you love the baby as much as you ought to.
Then there was a little silence.
Robert was not proud of himself for having been so cross,
and the others were not proud of him either.
You often notice that sort of silence when someone has said something it ought not to?
And everyone else holds its tongue and waits for the one who oughtn't to have said it is sorry.
The silence was broken by a sigh, a breath suddenly let out.
The children's heads turned as if there had been a string tied to each nose,
and someone had pulled all the strings at once.
And everyone saw the sand fairy sitting quite close to them,
with the expression which it used as a smile on its hairy face.
"'Good morning,' it said.
"'I did that quite easily.
"'Everyone wants him now.'
"'It doesn't matter,' said Robert sulkily,
because he knew he had been behaving rather like a pig.
No matter who wants him, there's no one here to...
Anyhow.
In gratitude, said the Samiad, is a dreadful vice.
We're not ungrateful, Jane Medhaste to say,
but we didn't really want that wish.
Robert only just said it.
Can't you take it back and give us a new one?
No, I can't, the San Ferry said,
shortly. Chopping and changing, it's not business. You ought to be careful what you do wish.
There was a little boy once. He'd wished for a plesiosaurus instead of an ichthyosaurus,
and because he was too lazy to remember the easy names of everyday things, and his father had been
very vexed with him, and had made him go to bed before tea time, and wouldn't let him go out in the
nice flint boat along with the other children. It was the annual school treat next day,
and he came and flung himself down near me on the morning of the treat, and he kicked his
little prehistoric legs about and said he wished he was dead. And of course, then he was.
How awful, said the children altogether. Only till sunset, of course, the Samiad said. Still,
It was quite enough for his father and mother, and he caught it when he woke up, I can tell you.
He didn't turn to stone.
I forget why, but there must have been some reason.
They didn't know being dead is only being asleep, and you're bound to wake up somewhere or other,
either where you go to sleep or in some better place.
You may be sure he caught it, giving them such a turn.
Why, he wasn't allowed to taste megatherium.
For a month after that, nothing but oysters and periwinkles and common things like that.
All the children were quite crushed by this terrible tale.
They looked at the Samiad in horror.
Suddenly the lamb perceived that something brown and furry was near him.
Poof, poofy! he said and made a grab.
It's not a pussy, Anthea was beginning, when the sand fairy leaped back.
Oh, my left whisker, it said.
don't let him touch me. He's wet. Its fur stood on end with horror, and indeed a good deal of the ginger beer had been spilt on the blue smock of the lamb.
The Samyad dug with its hands and feet and vanished in an instant in a whirl of sand. The children marked the spot with a ring of stones.
We may as well get along home, said Robert. I'll say I'm sorry, but anyway, if it's no good, it's no harm.
and we know where the sandy thing is for tomorrow.
The others were noble.
No one reproached Robert at all.
Cyril picked up the lamb,
who is now quite himself again,
and off they went by the safe cart road.
The cart road from the gravel pits
joins the road almost directly.
At the gate into the road,
the party stopped to shift the lamb from Cyril's back to Roberts.
And as they paused, a very smart, open carriage came in sight,
with a coachman and a groom on the box, and inside the carriage a lady, very grand indeed,
with a dress all white lace and red ribbons and a parasol all red and white,
and a white fluffy dog on her lap, with a red ribbon round its neck.
She looked at the children, and particularly at the baby, and she smiled at him.
The children were used to this, for the lamb was, as all the servants said, a very taking child.
So they waved their hands politely to the lady and expected her to drive on.
But she did not.
Instead, she made the coachman stop, and she beckoned a Cyril,
and when he went up to the carriage, she said,
What a dear darling duck of a baby!
Oh, I should so like to adopt it.
Do you think its mother would mind?
She'd mind very much indeed, said Anthea shortly.
Oh, but I should bring her.
bring it up in luxury, you know. I am Lady Chittenden. You must have seen my photograph in the
illustrated papers. They call me a beauty, you know, but of course that's all nonsense.
Anyway, she opened the carriage door and jumped out. She had the wonderfulest red, high-heeled
shoes with silver buckles. Let me hold him a minute, she said. And she took the lamb and held
him very awkwardly, as if she was not used to holding babies.
Then suddenly she jumped into the carriage with the lamb in her arms and slammed the door and said,
Drive on!
The lamb roared, and the little white dog barked, and the coachman hesitated.
Drive on, I tell you, cried the lady, and the coachman did, for as he said afterwards,
it was as much as his place was worth not to.
The four children looked at each other, and then with one accord they rushed after the carriage and held on behind.
Down the dusty road went the smart carriage, and after it, at double quick time, ran the twinkling legs of the lamb's brothers and sisters.
The lamb howled louder and louder, but presently his howls changed by slow degree to hiccopy gurgles, and then all was still, and they knew he had gone to.
asleep. The carriage went on, and the eight feet that twinkled through the dust were growing
quite stiff and tired before the carriage stopped at the lodge of a grand park. The children
crouched down behind the carriage, and the lady got out. She looked at the baby as it lay on the
carriage's seat and hesitated. The darling, I won't disturb it, she said, and went into the lodge
to talk to the woman there about a setting of buff Orpington eggs that had not turned out well.
The coachman and footman sprang from the box and bent over the sleeping lamb.
Fine boy, wish he was mine, said the coachman.
He wouldn't favour you much, said the groom sourly.
Too handsome.
The coachman pretended not to hear, he said.
Wonder at her now, I do really.
Ait's kids.
Not none of her own.
and can't abide other folks.
The children, crouching in the white dust under the carriage, exchanged uncomfortable glances.
Tell you what?
The coachman went on firmly.
Blowed, if I don't, eyed the little nipper in the edge, and tell her his brothers took him.
Then I'll come back for him afterwards.
No, you don't, said the footman.
I've took to that kid so as never was.
If anyone's to have him, it's me, so there.
"'Stow your gab,' the coachman rejoined.
"'You don't want no kids, and if you did, one kid's the same as another to you.
"'But I'm a married man and a judge of breed.
"'I know as a first-rate yearling when I sees him.
"'I'm going to have him, and least said soonest mended.'
"'I should have thought,' said the footman sneeringly,
"'you'd almost enough.'
"'What with Alfred and Albert and Louise and Vic.
"'Ector Stanley and Helen Beatrice and another.
"'The coachman hit the footman in the chin.
"'The footman hit the coachman in the waistcoat.
"'The next minute the two were fighting here and there,
"'in and out, up and down, and all over everywhere,
"'and the little dog jumped on the box of the carriage
"'and began barking like mad.
"'Syril.
"'Still crouching in the dust,
"'waddled on bent legs to the side of the carriage
"'farthest from the battlefield.
field. He unfastened the door of the carriage. The two men were far too much occupied with their
quarrel to notice anything, took the lamb in his arms, and, still stooping, carried the sleeping baby
a dozen yards along the road to where a stile led into a wood. The others followed, and there among
the hazels and young oaks and sweet chestnuts, covered by high, strong-scented bracken,
they all lay hidden
till the angry voices of the men were hushed
at the angry voice of the red and white lady.
And after a long and anxious search,
the carriage at last drove away.
My only hat, said Cyril,
drawing a deep breath
as the sound of wheels at last died away.
Everyone does want him now, and no mistake.
That Samyad has done us again, tricky brute.
For any sake, let's get the kid's sake
home. So they peeped out, and finding on the right hand only lonely white road, and nothing but
lonely white road on the left, they took courage and the road, Anthea carrying the sleeping lamb.
Adventures dogged their footsteps. A boy with a bundle of faggots on his back,
dropped his bundle by the roadside, and asked to look at the baby, and then offered to carry him.
But Anthea was not to be caught that way twice. They all were.
walked on, but the boy followed, and Cyril and Robert couldn't make him go away
till they had more than once invited him to smell their fists.
Afterwards, a little girl in a blue and white checked pinafore, actually followed them
for a quarter of a mile crying for, the precious baby.
And then she was only got rid of by threats of tying her to a tree in the wood with all
their pocket-handkerchiefs.
So that the bears can come and eat you as soon as it is a little.
It gets dark, said Cyril severely.
Then she went off crying.
It presently seemed wise to the brothers and sisters of the baby,
who is wanted by everyone, to hide in the hedge whenever they saw anyone coming,
and thus they managed to prevent the lamb from arousing the inconvenient affection
of a milkman, a stone-breaker, and a man who drove a cart with a paraffin barrel at the back of it.
They were nearly home when the worst thing of all happened.
Turning a corner suddenly, they came upon two vans,
a tent and a company of gypsies, encamped by the side of the road.
The vans were all hung all around with wicker chairs and cradles,
and flower stands and feather brushes.
A lot of ragged children were industriously making dust pies in the road,
two men lay on the grass smoking,
and three women were doing the family washing
in an old red watering can with the top broken off.
In a moment, all the gypsies,
men, women, and children surrounded Enthea and the baby.
Let me hold him, little lady, said one of the gypsy women,
who had a mahogany-colored face and dust-colored hair.
I won't hurt a air of his head the little picture.
I'd rather not, said Anthea.
Let me have him, said the other woman,
whose face was also of the hue of mahogany, and her hair jet black and greasy curls.
I've nineteen of my own, so I have.
No, said Anthea bravely, but her heart beat so that it nearly choked her.
Then one of the men pushed forward.
Swelt me if it ain't, he cried.
My own long-lost child.
Have he a strawberry mark on his left ear?
No?
Then he's my own babby, stolen from.
from me in innocent infancy, and him over, and will not have the law near this time.
He snatched the baby from Anthea, who turned scarlet and burst into tears of pure rage.
The others were standing quite still. This was much the most terrible thing that had ever happened to them.
Even being taken up by the police in Rochester was nothing to this.
Cyril was quite white, and his hands trembled a little, but he was.
made a sign to the others to shut up. He was silent a minute, thinking hard. Then he said,
We don't want to keep him if he's yours, but you see, he's used to us. You shall have him if you want him.
No, no, cried Anthea, and Cyril glared at her.
Of course we want him, said the women, trying to get the baby out of the man's arms. The lamb howled loudly.
Oh, he's hurt, shrieked Anthea, and Cyril in a savage undertone, bade her.
Sto it!
You trust to me, he whispered.
Look here, he went on.
He's awfully tiresome with people he doesn't know very well.
Suppose we stay here a bit till he gets used to you.
And then, when it's bedtime, I give you my word of honor, we'll go away and let you keep him if you want to.
And then, when we're gone, you can decide which of you is.
to have him, and as you all want him so much.
That's fair enough, said the man who was holding the baby,
trying to loosen the red neckerchief,
which the lamb had caught hold of and drawn round his mahogany throat so tight
that he could hardly breathe.
The gypsies whispered together, and Cyril took the chance to whisper too.
He said,
Sunset, we'll get away then.
And then his brothers and sisters were filled with wonder
and admiration at his having been so clever as to remember this.
Oh, do let him come to us, said Jane.
See, we'll sit down here and take care of him for you till he gets used to you.
What about dinner? said Robert suddenly. The others looked at him with scorn.
Fancy bothering about your beastly dinner when you're br-I mean when the baby, Jane whispered
hotly. Robert carefully winked at her.
and went on. You won't mind my just running home to get our dinner, he said to the gypsy.
I can bring it out here in a basket. His brother and sisters felt themselves very noble and despised him.
They did not know his thoughtful secret intention, but the gypsies did in a minute.
Oh, yes, they said, and then fetched the police with a pack of lies about it being your baby instead of ours.
Do you ever catch a weasel asleep? they asked.
If you're hungry, you can pick a bit along of us, said the light-haired gypsy woman, not unkindly.
Here, Levi, that blessed kiddle howl all his buttons off.
Give him to the little lady, and let's see if they can't get him used to us a bit.
So the lamb was handed back, but the gypsies crowded so closely that he could not possibly stop howling.
Then the man with the red handkerchief said,
Here, Pharaoh, make up the fire, and you girls see to the pot.
Give the kid a chance.
So the gypsies, very much against their will, went off to their work,
and the children and the lamb were left sitting on the grass.
He'll be all right at sunset, Jane whispered.
But, oh, it is awful.
Suppose they are frightfully angry when they come to their senses.
They might beat us, or...
Leave us tied to trees or something.
No, they won't, and Thea said.
Oh, my lamb, don't cry anymore, it's all right. Panty's God, doodoo, Ducky.
They aren't unkind people, or they wouldn't be going to give us any dinner.
Dinner, said Robert. I wouldn't touch their nasty dinner. It would choke me.
The others thought so too then. But when the dinner was ready, it turned out,
to be supper, and happened between four and five. They were all glad enough to take what they could get.
It was boiled rabbit, with onions, and some bird, rather like a chicken, but stringier about its legs and
with a stronger taste. The lamb had bread soaked in hot water and brown sugar sprinkled on the top.
He liked this very much, and consented to let the two gypsy women feed him with it as he sat on Anthea's lap.
all that long hot afternoon
Robert and Cyril and Anthea and Jane
had to keep the lamb amused and happy
while the gypsies looked eagerly on
By the time the shadows grew long and black
across the meadows
He had really taken to the woman with a light hair
And even consented to kiss his hand to the children
And to stand up and bow
With his hand on his chest
Like a gentleman to the two men
The whole gypsy camp was in raptures with him, and his brothers and sisters could not help taking some pleasure and showing off his accomplishments to an audience so interested and enthusiastic.
But they longed for sunset.
We're getting into the habit of longing for sunset, Cyril whispered.
How I do wish we could wish something really sensible that would be of some use, so that we should be quite sorry when sunset came.
The shadows got longer and longer, and at last there were no separate shadows anymore,
but one soft glowing shadow over everything, for the sun was out of sight behind the hill.
But he had not really set yet.
The people who make the laws about lighting bicycle lamps are the people who decide when the sun sets.
He has to do it too, to the minute, or they would know the reason why.
But the gypsies were getting impatient.
Now, youngans, the red handkerchief man said,
It's time you were laying of your heads on your pillows.
So it is.
The kid's all right and friendly with us now.
So you just hand him over and sling that hook of yours like you said.
The women and children came crowding round the lamb.
Arms were held out, fingers snapped invitingly,
friendly faces beaming with admiring.
smiles, but all failed to tempt the loyal lamb. He clung with arms and legs to Jane, who
happened to be holding him, and uttered the gloomiest roar of the whole day.
"'It's no good,' the woman said. "'Hand the little poppet over, Miss, we'll soon quiet him.'
And still the sun would not set. "'Tell her about how to put him to bed,' whispered Cyril.
"'Anything to gain time. And be ready to bolt when the sun
really does make up its silly old mind to set.
Yes, I'll hand him over in just one minute,
Anthea began, talking very fast.
But do let me just tell you he has a warm bath every night
and cold in the morning,
and he has a crockery rabbit to go into the warm bath with,
and little Samuel sang his prayers in white china
on a red cushion for the cold bath.
And if you let the soap get into his eyes, the lamb...
Lamb, Kais, said he. He had stopped roaring to listen. The woman laughed.
As if I hadn't never bathed a babby, she said. Come, give us a hold of him.
Come to Melia, my precious.
Go away, Uxie, replied the lamb at once.
Yes, but, Anthea went on.
About his meals, you really must let me tell you he has an apple or a banana every morning
and bread and milk for breakfast, and an egg for his tea sometimes, and...
I've brought up ten, said the black ring-lidded woman.
Besides the others, come, miss, and him over.
I can't bear it no longer. I just must give him a hug.
We ain't settled yet who's he's to be, Esther, said one of the men.
It won't be you, Esther, with seven of them at your tail already.
I ain't so sure of that, said Esther's husband.
"'And ain't I nobody to have a say neither?' said the husband of Melia.
Zilla, the girl, said,
"'And me? I'm a single girl, and no one but him to look after, I ought to have him.
Hold your tongue, shut your mouth. Don't you show me no more of your impertinence?'
Everyone was getting very angry.
The dark gypsy faces were frowning and anxious looking.
Suddenly, a change swept over them.
as if some invisible sponge had wiped away these cross and anxious expressions and left only a blank.
The children saw that the sun really had set, but they were afraid to move,
and the gypsies were feeling so muddled because of the invisible sponge that had washed all the feelings of the last few hours out of their hearts,
that they could not say a word.
The children hardly dared to breathe.
suppose the gypsies when they recovered speech
should be furious to think how silly they had been all day.
It was an awkward moment.
Suddenly, Anthea, greatly daring, held out the lamb to the red handkerchief man.
Here he is, she said.
The man drew back.
I shouldn't like to deprive you, miss, he said hoarsely.
Anyone who likes can have my share of him, said the other man.
After all, I've got to.
enough of my own, said Esther.
He's a nice little chap, though, said Amelia.
She was the only one now looking affectionately at the whimpering lamb.
Zilla said,
If I don't think I must have had a touch of the sun, I don't want him.
Then shall we take him away, said Anthea.
Well, suppose you do, said Pharaoh heartily, and we'll say no more about it.
and with great haste all the gypsies began to be busy about their tents for the night.
All but Amelia.
She went with the children as far as the bend in the road,
and there she said,
Let me give him a kiss, Miss.
I don't know what made us go for to behave so silly.
Us gypsies don't steal babies,
whatever they may tell you when you're naughty.
We've enough of our own mostly.
But I've lost all mine.
She leaned towards the lamb.
And he, looking in her eyes, unexpectedly put up a grubby soft paw and stroked her face.
"'Poor, poor,' said the lamb, and he let the gypsy woman kiss him.
And what is more? He kissed her brown cheek in return.
A very nice kiss, as all his kisses are, and not a wet one like some babies give.
The gypsy moved her finger about on his forehead.
as if she had been writing something there,
and the same with his chest, and his hands, and his feet.
Then she said,
May he be brave, and have the strong head to think with,
and the strong heart to love with,
and the strong hands to work with,
and the strong feet to travel with,
and always come safe home to his own.
Then she said something in a strange language
no one could understand,
and suddenly added,
Well, I must be saying so long
and glad to have made your acquaintance.
And she turned and went back to her home,
the tent by the grassy roadside.
The children looked after her till she was out of sight.
Then Robert said,
How silly of her!
Even sunset didn't put her right.
What rot she talked!
Well, said Cyril,
If you ask me, I think it was rather decent of her.
Decent, said Anthea, it was very nice indeed of her.
I think she's a deer.
She's just too frightfully nice for anything, said Jane.
And they went home, very late for tea and unspeakably late for dinner.
Martha scolded, of course.
But the lamb was safe.
I say. Turned out we wanted the lamb as much as anyone, said Robert later.
Of course. But do you feel different about it now, the sunset?
No, said all the others together.
Then it's lasted over sunset with us.
No, it hasn't, Cyril explained. The wish didn't do anything to us.
We always wanted him with all our hearts when we were our hearts.
proper selves. Only, we were all pigs this morning, especially you, Robert. Robert bore this much
with a strange calm. I certainly thought I didn't want him this morning, said he. Perhaps I was a pig.
But everything looked so different when we thought we were going to lose him.
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Five Children and It by E. Nesbit, Chapter 4.
Wings
The next day was very wet, too wet to go out,
far too wet to think of disturbing a sand fairy so sensitive to water that he still, after
thousands of years, felt the pain of once having had his left whisker wedded.
It was a long day, and it was not till the afternoon that all the children suddenly decided
to write letters to their mother. It was Robert, who had the misfortune to upset the ink pot,
an unusually deep and full one, straight into that part of Anthea's desk,
where she had long pretended that an arrangement of gum and cardboard painted with Indian ink was a secret drawer.
It was not exactly Robert's fault.
It was only his misfortune that he chanced to be lifting the ink across the desk
just at the moment when Anthea had got it open,
and that that same moment should have been the one chosen by the lamb
to get under the table and break his squeaking bird.
There was a sharp, convenient wire inside the bird, and of course the lamb ran the wire into Robert's leg at once.
And so, without anyone's meaning to, the secret drawer was flooded with ink.
At the same time, a stream was poured over Anthea's half-finished letter.
So that her letter was something like this,
"'I'm darling mother, I hope you are quite well, and I hope Granny is better.
The other day we
Then came a flood of ink
And at the bottom these words in pencil
It was not me upset the ink
But it took such a time clearing up
So no more as it is post time
From your loving daughter, Aunt Thea
Robert's letter had not even been begun
He had been drawing a ship on the blotting paper
Whilst he was trying to think of what to say
And of course after the ink was upset
He had to help Anthea to clean out her death
and he promised to make her another secret drawer better than the other.
And she said, well, make it now.
So it was post-time, and his letter wasn't done.
And the secret drawer wasn't done either.
Cyril wrote a long letter very fast,
and then went to set a trap for slugs that he had read about in the homemade gardener.
And when it was post-time, the letter could not be found.
And it never was found.
Perhaps the slugs ate it.
Jane's letter was the only one that went.
She meant to tell her mother all about the Samiad.
In fact, they had all meant to do this.
But she spent so long thinking how to spell the word
that there was no time to tell the story properly.
And it is useless to tell a story unless you do tell it properly.
So she had to be contented with this.
My dear mother dear, we are all as good as we can,
like you told us to, and the lamb has a little cold, but Martha says it is nothing, only he upset the goldfish into himself yesterday morning.
When we were up at the sandpit the other day, we went round by the safe way where carts go, and we found a...
Half an hour went by before Jane felt quite sure that they could none of them spell Samiad.
And they could not find it in the dictionary either, though they looked.
then Jane hastily finished her letter.
We found a strange thing, but it is nearly post-time,
so no more at present from your little girl, Jane.
P.S.
If you could have a wish come true, what would you have?
Then the postman was heard blowing his horn,
and Robert rushed out in the rain to stop his cart and give him the letter.
And that was how it happened,
that though all the children meant to tell their mother about the same,
sand fairy. Somehow or
others, she never got to know.
There were other reasons why
she never got to know, but these
come later.
The next day, Uncle
Richard came and took them all to Maidston
in a wagonette.
All except the lamb.
Uncle Richard was the very
best kind of uncle.
He bought them toys at Maidston.
He took them into a shop
and let them choose exactly what
they wanted, without any restrictions,
about price and no nonsense about things being instructive.
It is very wise to let children choose exactly what they like,
because they are very foolish and inexperienced,
and sometimes they will choose a really instructive thing without meaning to.
This happened to Robert, who chose at the last moment,
and in a great hurry, a box with pictures on it of winged bowls with men's head
and winged men with eagle's heads.
He thought there would be animals inside, the same as on the box.
When he got it home, it was a Sunday puzzle about ancient Nineveh.
The others chose in haste and were happy at leisure.
Cyril had a model engine, and the girls had two dolls,
as well as a china tea set with forget-me-nots on it to be between them.
The boys between them was bow and arrows.
Then Uncle Richard took them on the beautiful medway in a boat,
and then they all had tea at a beautiful pastry cooks,
and when they reached home, it was far too late to have any wishes that day.
They did not tell Uncle Richard anything about the Samiaat.
I do not know why, and they do not know why, but I dare say you can guess.
The day after Uncle Richard had behaved so handsomely was a very hot day indeed.
The people who decide what the weather is to be and put its orders down for it in the newspapers every morning
said afterwards that it was the hottest day there had been for years.
They had ordered it to be warmer, some showers, and warmer it certainly was.
In fact, it was so busy being warmer that it had no time to attend to the order about showers,
So there weren't any.
Have you ever been up at 5 o'clock on a fine summer morning?
It is very beautiful.
The sunlight is pinky and yellowy,
and all the grass and trees are covered with dew diamonds.
And all the shadows go the opposite way to the way they do in the evening,
which is very interesting and makes you feel as though you were in a new other world.
Anthea awoke at 5.
She had made herself wake, and I must tell you how it is done, even if it keeps you waiting for the story to go on.
You get into bed at night and lie down quite flat on your little back with your hands straight down by your sides.
Then you say, I must wake up at five or six or seven or eight or nine or whatever the time is that you want.
And as you say it, you push your chin down onto your chest,
and then bang your head back on the pillow.
And you do this as many times as there are ones in the time you want to wake up at.
It is quite an easy sum.
Of course, everything depends on you're really wanting to get up at five or six or seven or eight or nine.
If you don't really want to, it's all no use.
But if you do, well, try it and see.
Of course, in this, as in doing Latin proses or getting into mischief, practice makes perfect.
And Theo was quite perfect.
At the very moment when she opened her eyes, she heard the black and gold clock down in the dining room strike 11.
So she knew it was three minutes to five.
The black and gold clock always struck wrong, but it was all right when you knew what it meant.
It was like a person talking a foreign language.
If you know the language, it is just as easy to understand as English.
And Anthea knew the clock language.
She was very sleepy, but she jumped out of bed and put her face and hands into a basin of cold water.
This is a fairy charm that prevents your wanting to get back into bed again.
Then she dressed and folded up her nightgown.
She did not tumble it together by the sleeves, but folded it by the seams from the hem.
And that will show you the kind of wend.
well-brought-up little girl she was.
Then she took her shoes in her hand and crept softly down the stairs.
She opened the dining room window and climbed out.
It would have been just as easy to go out by the door,
but the window was more romantic and less likely to be noticed by Martha.
I will always get up at five, she said to herself.
It was quite too awfully pretty for anything.
Her heart was beating quite fast, for she was carrying out a plan quite her own.
She could not be sure that it was a good plan, but she was quite sure that it would not be any better if she were to tell the others about it.
And she had a feeling that, right or wrong, she would rather go through with it alone.
She put on her shoes under the iron veranda on the red and yellow shining tiles,
and then she ran straight to the sandpit and found the Sammy-Ey-A-Sovie.
dad's place and dug it out. It was very cross indeed. It's too bad, it said, fluffing up its
fur like pigeons do their feathers at Christmas time. The weather's Arctic, and it's the middle of the
night. I'm so sorry, said Anthea gently, and she took off her white pinafore and covered the
sand fairy up with it, all but its head, its bats' ears, and its eyes that were like a snail's eyes.
Thank you, it said.
That's better.
What's the wish this morning?
I don't know, said she.
That's just it.
You see, we've been very unlucky so far.
I wanted to talk to you about it.
But would you mind not giving me any wishes until after breakfast?
It's so hard to talk to anyone if they jump out at you with wishes you don't really want.
You shouldn't say you wish for things if you don't wish for them.
In the old days, people almost always knew whether it was megatherium or ichthyosaurus that they really wanted for dinner.
I'll try not, said Anthea, but I do wish.
Look out, said the samiad in a warning voice, and it began to blow itself out.
Oh, this isn't a magic wish. It's just, I should be so glad if you'd not swell yourself out and nearly burst to give me anything just now.
wait till the others are here well well it said indulgently but it shivered would you asked anthea kindly would you like to come and sit on my lap you'd be warmer and i could turn the skirt of my frock up round you i'd be very careful anthia had never expected that it would but it did thank you it said you really are rather
thoughtful. It crept onto her lap and snuggled down, and she put her arms round it with a rather
frightened gentleness. Now then, it said. Well then, said Anthea, everything we have wished has turned
out rather horrid. I wish you would advise us. You are so old, you must be very wise.
I was always generous from a child, said the sand fairy. I've spent the whole of
my waking hours in giving. But one thing I won't give, that's advice. You see, Anthea went on,
it's such a wonderful thing, such a splendid, glorious chance. It's so good and kind and dear of you
to give us our wishes. And it seems such a pity. It should all be wasted just because we are too
silly to know what to wish for. Amthea had meant to say that, and she had not wanted to say
it before the others. It's one thing to say you're silly, and quite another to say that other
people are. Child, said the sand fairy sleepily. I can only advise you to think before you speak,
but I thought you never gave advice. That piece doesn't count, it said. You'll never take it.
Besides, it's not original. It's in all the copy books.
but won't you just say if you think wings would be a silly wish wings it said i should think you might do worse only take care you aren't flying high at sunset there was a little ninovite boy i heard of once he was one of king santa carib's sons and a traveller brought him a samiad he used to keep it in a box of sand on the palace terrace it was a dreadful degradation for one of the
of us, of course. Still, the boy was the Assyrian king's son. And one day, he wished for wings and got
them. But he forgot that they would turn into stone at sunset. And when they did, he fell slap onto one
of the winged lions at the top of his father's great staircase. And what with his stone wings
and a lion's stone wings? Well, it's not a pretty story. But I believe the boy enjoyed himself very
much till then. Tell me, said Anthea, why don't our wishes turn into stone now? Why do they just
vanish? Ultra tars, ultra-mores, said the other creature. Is that the Ninevite language?
asked Anthea, who had learned no foreign language at school except French. What I mean is,
the Samyad went on, that in the old days, people were
wished for good, solid everyday gifts, mammoths and teradactyls and things, and those could be
turned into stone as easy as not. But people wish such high-flying, fanciful things nowadays.
How are you going to turn being beautiful as the day or being wanted by everybody into stone?
You see, it can't be done, and it would never do to have two rules, so they simply vanish.
If being beautiful as the day could be turned into stone, it would last an awfully long time, you know, much longer than you would.
Just look at the Greek statues. It's just as well as it is. Goodbye. I am so sleepy.
It jumped off her lap, dug frantically, and vanished.
Anthea was late for breakfast. It was Robert, who, quote,
quietly poured a spoonful of treacle down the lamb's frock so that he had to be taken away and washed thoroughly directly after breakfast.
And it was, of course, a very naughty thing to do.
Yet, it served two purposes.
It delighted the lamb, who loved above all things to be completely sticky,
and it engaged Martha's attention so that the others could slip away to the sandpit without the lamb.
They did it.
And in the lane, Anthea, breathless from the scurry of that slipping, panted out,
I want to propose. We take turns to wish, only nobody's to have a wish if the others don't think it's a nice wish.
Do you agree?
Who's to have first wish? asked Robert cautiously.
Me, if you don't mind, said Anthea apologetically.
And I've thought about it.
and its wings.
There was a silence.
The others rather wanted to find fault, but it was hard,
because the word wings raised a flutter of joyous excitement in every breast.
Not so dusty, said Cyril generously, and Robert added,
Really, Panther, you're not quite such a fool as you look.
Jane said, I think it would be perfectly lovely.
It's like a bright dream of delirium.
They found the sand fairy easily.
Anthea said,
I wish we all had beautiful wings to fly with.
The sand fairy blew himself out,
and next moment, each child felt a funny feeling,
half heaviness and half lightness,
on its shoulders.
The Samyad put its head on one side
and turned its snail's eyes from one to the other.
not so dusty, it said dreamily.
But really, Robert, you're not quite such an angel as you look.
Robert almost blushed.
The wings were very big and more beautiful than you can possibly imagine.
For they were soft and smooth, and every feather lay neatly in its place.
And the feathers were of the most lovely, mixed changing colors.
like the rainbow or iridescent glass or the beautiful scum that sometimes floats on water that is not at all nice to drink.
Oh, but can we fly, Jane said, standing anxiously first on one foot and then on the other.
Look out, said Cyril, you're treading on my wing.
Does it hurt? asked Antheo with interest.
But no one answered, for Robert had spread his wings and just.
jumped up, and now he was slowly rising in the air.
He looked very awkward in his Knickerbocker suit.
His boots in particular hung helplessly
and seemed much larger than when he was standing in them.
But the others cared but little how he looked,
or how they looked for that matter.
For now they all spread out their wings
and rose in the air.
Of course, you all know what flying feels like,
because everyone has dreamed about flying,
and it seems so beautifully easy,
only you can never remember how you did it,
and as a rule you have to do it without wings in your dreams,
which is more clever and uncommon,
but not so easy to remember the rule for.
Now the four children rose flapping from the ground,
and you can't think how good the air felt running against their faces.
Their wings were tremendously wide
when they were spread out, and they had to fly quite a long way apart, so as not to get in each other's
way. But little things like this are easily learned. All the words in the English dictionary, and in the
Greek lexicon as well, are, I find, of no use at all to tell you exactly what it feels like to be
flying, so I will not try. But I will say that to look down on the fields and woods, instead of a long
at them is something like looking at a beautiful live map where instead of silly colors on paper,
you have real moving sunny woods and green fields laid out one after the other. As Cyril said,
and I can't think where he got hold of such a strange expression, it does you a fair treat. It was
most wonderful and more like real magic than any wish the children had had yet. They
flapped and flew and sailed on their great rainbow wings between green earth and blue sky,
and they flew right over Rochester and then swerved round toward maidsone, and presently they all
began to feel extremely hungry. Curiously enough, this happened when they were flying rather
low, and just as they were crossing an orchard where some early plums shown red and ripe,
They paused on their wings.
I cannot explain to you how this is done,
but it is something like treading water when you are swimming,
and hawks do it extremely well.
Yes, I dare say, said Cyril, though no one had spoken,
but stealing is stealing, even if you've got wings.
Do you really think so? said Jane briskly.
If you've got wings, you're a bird,
and no one minds birds breaking the commandments.
At least they may mind, but the birds always do it,
and no one scolds them or sends them to prison.
It was not so easy to perch on a plum tree, as you might think,
because the rainbow wings were so very large.
But somehow they all managed to do it,
and the plums were certainly very sweet and juicy.
Fortunately, it was not till they had all had quite as many plums as were good for them,
that they saw a stout man who looked exactly as though he owned the plum trees,
come hurrying through the orchard gate with a thick stick,
and with one accord they disentangled their wings from the plum-laden branches and began to fly.
The man stopped short with his mouth open,
for he had seen the boughs of his trees moving and twitching,
and he had said to himself,
The young varmints at it again!
And he had come out at once, for the lads of the village had taught him in passing,
seasons that plums want looking after. But when he saw the rainbow wings flutter up out of the plum tree,
he felt that he must have gone quite mad, and he did not like the feeling at all. And when Anthea
looked down and saw his mouth go slowly open and stay so, and his face become green and mauve
in patches, she called out, Don't be frightened, and felt hastily in her pocket for a threpenny bit
with a hole in it, which she had meant to hang on a ribbon round her neck for luck.
She hovered round the unfortunate plum owner and said,
We have had some of your plums.
We thought it wasn't stealing, but now I'm not so sure.
So here's some money to pay for them.
She swooped down toward the terror-stricken grower of plums
and slipped the coin into the pocket of his jacket,
and in a few flaps she had rejoined the others.
The farmer sat down on the grass.
suddenly and heavily.
Well, I'm blessed, he said.
This here is what they call delusions, I suppose.
But this here, Threpanie, he had pulled it out and bitten it.
That's real enough.
Well, from this day forth I'll be a better man.
It's the kind of thing to sober a chap for life, this is.
I'm glad it was only wings, though.
I'd rather see birds as aren't.
there and couldn't be, even if they pretend to talk, then some things, as I could name.
He got up slowly and heavily and went indoors, and he was so nice to his wife that day,
that she felt quite happy, and said to herself, la, whatever, have it come to the man,
and smartened herself up and put a blue ribbon bow at the place where a collar fastened on,
and looked so pretty that he was kinder than ever.
So perhaps the winged children really did do one good thing that day.
If so, it was the only one, for really there is nothing like wings for getting you into trouble.
But on the other hand, if you are in trouble, there is nothing like wings for getting you out of it.
This was the case in the matter of the fierce dog who sprang out at them when they had folded up their wings as small as possible,
and we're going up to a farm door to ask for a crust of bread and cheese,
for in spite of the plums, they were soon just as hungry as ever again.
Now, there is no doubt whatever that if the four had been ordinary wingless children,
that black and fierce dog would have had a good bite out of the brown stocking leg of Robert,
who was the nearest.
But at the first growl, there was a flutter of wings,
and the dog was left to strain at his chain and stand on his hind legs,
as if he were trying to fly too.
They tried several other farms,
but at those where there were no dogs,
the people were far too frightened to do anything but scream.
And at last, when it was nearly four o'clock,
and their wings were getting miserably stiff and tired,
they alighted on a church tower and held a council of war.
We can't possibly fly all the way home without dinner or tea,
said Robert with desperate decision.
and nobody will give us any dinner or even lunch, let alone tea, said Cyril.
Perhaps the clergyman here might, suggested Anthea.
He must know all about angels.
Anybody could see when not that, said Jane.
Look at Robert's boots and squirrel's plaid necktie.
Well, said Cyril firmly, if the country or in won't sell provisions,
You take them.
In wars, I mean.
I'm quite certain you do.
And even in other stories,
no good brother would allow his little sisters to starve in the midst of plenty.
Plenty, repeated Robert hungrily.
And the others looked vaguely round the bare lads of the church tower and murmured,
In the midst of.
Yes, said Cyril impressively.
There is a larder window at the side of the clergyman's house,
and I saw things to eat inside, the custard pudding and cold chicken and tongue, and pies, and jam.
It's rather a high window, but with wings.
How clever of you, said Jane.
Not at all, said Cyril modestly.
Any born general, Napoleon, or the Duke of Marlborough, would have seen it just the same as I did.
It seems very wrong, said Anthea.
"'Sonsense,' said Cyril.
"'What was it Sir Philip Sidney said
"'when the soldier wouldn't stand him a drink?
"'My necessity is greater than his.'
"'We'll club our money, though,
"'and leave it to pay for the things, won't we?'
"'Anthea was persuasive,
"'and very nearly in tears,
"'because it is most trying to feel enormously hungry
"'and unspeakably sinful
"'at one in the same time.
"'Some of it.
was the cautious reply.
Everyone now turned out its pockets on the lead roof of the tower,
where visitors for the last 150 years had cut their own
and their sweetheart's initials with pen knives in the soft lead.
There was five and seven pence halfpenny altogether,
and even the upright Anthea admitted that was too much to pay for four people's dinners.
Robert said he thought, 18 pence.
And half a crown was finally agreed to be
handsome. So Anthea wrote on the back of her last term's report, which happened to be in her pocket,
and from which she first tore her own name and that of the school, the following letter.
Dear Reverend clergyman, we are very hungry indeed because of having to fly all day,
and we think it is not stealing when you are starving to death. We are afraid to ask you for fear you should say no,
because, of course, you know about angels,
but you would not think we were angels.
We will only take the necessities of life
and no pudding or pie
to show you it is not grettiness,
but true starvation that makes us make your larder stand and deliver.
But we are not highwaymen by trade.
Cut it short, said the others with one accord,
and Anthea hastily added,
our intentions are quite honorable if only you knew and here is half a crown to show we are sincere and grateful thank you for your kind hospitality from us four
The half-crown was wrapped in this letter, and all the children felt that when the clergyman had read it, he would understand everything, as well as anyone could who had not seen the wings.
Now, said Cyril, of course there's some risk. We'd better fly straight down the other side of the tower and then flutter low across the churchyard and in through the shrubbery.
There doesn't seem to be anyone about. But you never know. The window looks out into the shrubbery. It is in.
bowered in foliage like a window in a story.
I'll go in and get the things.
Robert and Thea can take them as I hand them out through the window,
and Jane can keep watch.
Her eyes are sharp, and whistle as she sees anyone about.
Shut up, Robert.
She can whistle quite well enough for that anyway.
It ought not to be a very good whistle.
It'll sound more natural and bird-like.
Now then, off we go.
I cannot pretend that stealing is right.
I can only say that on this occasion,
it did not look like stealing to the hungry for,
but appeared in the light of a fair and reasonable business transaction.
They had never happened to learn that a tongue, hardly cut into,
a chicken and a half, a loaf of bread,
and a siphon of soda water,
cannot be bought in shops for half a crown.
These were the necessaries of life.
which Cyril handed out of the larder window, when quite unobserved and without hindrance or adventure,
he had led the others to that happy spot.
He felt that to refrain from jam, apple turnovers, cake, and mixed candy peel was a really heroic act.
And I agree with him.
He was also proud of not taking the custard pudding.
And there I think he was wrong, because if he had taken it, there would have been a difficulty about returning the dish.
No one, however starving, has a right to steal China Thai dishes with little pink flowers on them.
The soda water siphon was different.
They could not do without something to drink,
and as the maker's name was on it, they felt sure that it would be returned to him wherever they might leave it.
If they had time, they would take it back themselves.
The man appeared to live in Rochester, which would not be much out of their way home.
everything was carried up to the top of the tower
and laid down on a sheet of kitchen paper
which Cyril had found on the top shelf of the larder.
As he unfolded it,
Anthea said,
I don't think that's a necessity of life.
Yes, it is, said he.
We must put the things down somewhere to cut them up.
And I heard fathers say the other day
people got diseases from Germans in rainwater.
Now there must be lots of rules.
brain water here. And when it dries up, the Germans are left, and they'd get into the things,
and we should all die of scarlet fever. What are Germans? A little waggaly things you see with
microscopes, said Cyril with a scientific air. They give you every illness you can think of.
I'm sure the paper was unnecessary, just as much as the bread and meat and water. Now then.
Oh, my eyes, I am hungry.
I do not wish to describe the picnic party on the top of the tower.
You can imagine well enough what it is like to carve a chicken and a tongue with a knife that has only one blade,
and that snapped off short about halfway down.
But it was done.
Eating with your fingers is greasy and difficult, and paper dishes soon get to look very spotty and horrid.
But one thing you can't imagine, and that is how so do you.
water behaves when you try to drink it straight out of a siphon, especially a quite full one.
But if imagination will not help you, experience will, and you can easily try it for yourself if you can
get a grown-up to give you the siphon. If you want to have a really thorough experience,
put the tube in your mouth and press the handle very suddenly and very hard. You would better do it
when you are alone. And out of doors is best for this experiment. However you eat them,
tongue and chicken and new bread are very good things, and no one minds being sprinkled a little
with soda water on a really fine hot day, so that everyone enjoyed the dinner very much indeed,
and everyone ate as much as it possibly could. First, because it was extremely hungry,
and secondly, because, as I said,
tongue and chicken and new bread are very nice.
Now, I dare say you will have noticed
that if you have to wait for your dinner
till long after the proper time
and then eat a great deal more dinner than usual
and sit in the hot sun on top of a church tower
or even anywhere else,
you become soon and strangely sleepy.
Now, Anthea and Jane and Cyril and Robert were very like you in many ways, and when they had eaten all they could and drunk all there was, they became sleepy, strangely and soon, especially Anthea, because she had got up so early.
one by one they left off talking and leaned back
and before it was a quarter of an hour after dinner
they had all curled round and tucked themselves up
under their large soft warm wings
and were fast asleep
and the sun was sinking slowly in the west
I must say it was in the west
because it is usual in books to say so
for fear careless people should think it was setting in the east
In point of fact, it was not exactly in the west either, but that's near enough.
The sun, I repeat, was sinking slowly in the west,
and the children slept warmly and happily on,
for wings are cozier than eider-down quilts to sleep under.
The shadow of the church tower fell across the churchyard
and across the vicarage and across the field beyond,
and presently there were no more shadows,
and the sun had set
and the wings were gone
and still the children slept
but not for long
twilight is very beautiful
but it is chilly
and you know however sleepy
you are you wake up soon enough
if your brother or sister happens to be
up first and pulls your blankets off you
the four wingless children
shivered and woke
and there they were
on the top of a church tower in the dusky twilight
with blue stars coming out by ones and twos and tens and twenties over their heads
miles away from home with three and three halfpence in their pocket
and a doubtful act about the necessities of life to be accounted for
if anyone found them with the soda water siphon.
They looked at each other.
Cyril spoke first picking up the siphon.
we'd better get along down and get rid of this beastly thing it's dark enough to leave it on the clergyman's doorstep i should think come on
they had not noticed this when they were eating and had not explored it as you would have done in their place there was a little turret at the corner of the tower and the little turret had a door in it they had noticed this when they were eating but had not explored it as you would have done in their place
Because, of course, when you have wings and can explore the whole sky, doors seem hardly worth exploring.
Now they turned toward it.
Of course, said Cyril, this is the way down.
It was.
But the door was locked on the inside.
And the world was growing darker and darker.
And they were miles from home.
And there was the soda water.
our siphon. I shall not tell you whether anyone cried, nor, if so, how many cried, nor who
cried. You will be better employed in making up your minds what you would have done if you had been
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Chapter 5.
Whether anyone cried or not, there was certainly an interval during which none of the party was quite itself.
When they grew calmer, and Thea put her handkerchief in her pocket and her arm around Jane and said,
it can't be for more than one night.
We can signal with our handkerchiefs in the morning.
They'll be dry then.
And then someone will come up and let us out.
And to find the siphon, said Cyril gloomily.
And we shall be sent to prison for stealing.
You said it wasn't stealing.
You said you sure it wasn't.
I'm not sure now, said Cyril shortly.
Let's throw the beastly thing, slap away among the trees, said Robert.
And then no one can do anything to us.
Oh yes, Cyril's laugh was.
not a light-hearted one and hit some chap on the head and be murderers as well as the other thing but we can't stay up here all night said jane and i want my tea you can't want your tea said robert you've only just had your dinner
but i do want it she said especially when you begin talking about stopping up here all night oh panther i want to go home i want to go home hush hush and thea said don't dear it'll be all right somehow
Don't. Don't. Let her cry, Robert said desperately. If she howls loud enough, someone may hear and come and let us out. And see the soda water things, said Anthea swiftly. Robert, don't be a brute. Oh, Jane, do try to be a man. It's just the same for us, for all of us. Jane did try to be a man and reduced her howls to snits. There was a pause. Then Cyril said slowly, look here, we must risk that siphon. I'll button it up inside my jacket. Perhaps not.
no one will notice it. You, others, keep well in front of me. There are lights in the
clergyman's house. They've not gone to bed yet. We must just yell as loud as ever we can.
Now, I'll scream when I say three. Robert, you do the yell like the railway engine,
and I'll do the cooie like fathers. The girls can do as they please. One, two, three. A fourfold
yell went the silent piece of the evening, and a maid at one of the vicarage winters,
windows paused with her hand on the blind cord. One, two, three. Another yell, piercing and complex,
startled the owls and starlings to a flutter of feathers in the belfry below. The maid fled
from the vicarage window and ran down the vicarage stairs and into the vicarage kitchen and fainted
as soon as she explained it to the man-servant and the cook's cousin that she had seen a ghost.
It was quite untrue, of course, but I suppose the girl's nerve were a little upset by the
yelling. One, two, three. The vicar was on his doorstep by this time, and there was no mistaking the yell that greeted him.
Goodness me, he said to his wife. My dear, something's being murdered in the church.
Give me my hat and a thick stick and tell Andrew to come after me. I expected to lunatic who stole the tongue.
The children had seen the flash of light when the vicar opened his front door. They had seen his dark form on the doorstep,
and they had paused for breath, and also to see what he would do. When he turned back for his hat,
Cyril said hastily. He thinks he only fancy he heard something. You don't half yell now. One, two, three.
It was certainly a whole yell this time. And the vicar's wife flung her arms around her husband and screamed a feeble echo of it.
You shan't go, she said, not alone. Jesse, the maid unfainted and came out of the kitchen.
Santa Andrew at once. There's a dangerous lunatic in the church and he must go immediately and catch it.
I expect he will catch it too, said Jesse to herself.
and went through the kitchen door.
Here, Andrew, she said.
There's someone screaming like mad in the church,
and the missus says you're to go along and catch it.
Not alone, I don't, said Andrew in low firm terms.
To his master, he merely said, yes, sir.
You heard those screams?
I think I noticed the sort of something, said Andrew.
Well, come on, then, said the vicar.
My dear, I must go.
He pushed her gently into the sitting room,
bang the door, and rushed out, dragging Andrew by the arm.
A volley of yells greeted them,
as it died into the silence, Andrew shouted,
"'Halloo? You there! Did you call?'
"'Yes,' shouted four faraway voices.
"'They seem to be in the air,' said the vicar.
"'Very remarkable.'
"'Where are you?' shouted Andrew.
And Sarah replied in his deepest voice very slow and loud.
"'Church, tower, top.'
"'Come down, then,' said Andrew, and the same voice replied.
"'Can't. Door locked!'
"'My goodness,' said the vicar.
fetch the stable lantern. Perhaps it will be as well to fetch another man from the village.
With the rest of the gang about, very likely. No, sir, if this ear ain't a trap, well, I may never.
There's a cook's cousin at the back door now. He's a keeper, sir, and used to dealing with these vicious characters, and he's got a gun, sir.
Hello there, shouted Cyril from the church tower. Come up and let us out. We're coming, said Andrew.
I'm going to get a policeman in a gun.
Andrew, Andrew, said the vicar.
That's not the truth.
It's near enough, sir, for the likes of them.
So Andrew fetched the lantern, and the cook's cousin,
and the vicar's wife begged all of them to be very careful.
They went across the churchyard.
It was quite dark now, and as they went, they talked.
The vicar was certain a lunatic was on the church tower,
and the one who had written the mad letter,
and taken the cold tongue and things.
Andrew thought it was a trap.
The cook's cousin alone was calm.
Great cry, little wolf, said he.
Dangerous chap is quieter.
He was not at all afraid, but then he had a gun.
That was why he was asked to lead the way up the worn steps of the church tower.
He did lead the way, with the lantern in one hand and the gun in the other.
Andrew went next.
He pretended afterwards that this was because he was braver than his master,
but really it was because he thought of traps,
and he did not like the idea of being behind the others for fear someone should come up softly,
behind him and catch hold of his legs in the dark.
They went on and on, round and round the little corkscrew staircase.
Then, through the bell ringer's loft where bell ropes hung with soft furry ends like
giant caterpillars, then up another stair into the belfry, where the big quiet bells are,
and then on up a ladder, and then on up a ladder with broad steps, and then up a little stone
stair, and at the top of that was a little door, and the door was bowled.
and the door was bolted on the stair side.
The cook's cousin, who was a gamekeeper, kicked at the door and said,
Hello, you there!
The children were holding onto each other on the side of the door and trembling with anxiousness,
and very hoarse with their howls they could hardly speak,
but Cyril managed to reply huskily.
Hello, you there!
How did you get up there?
It was no use saying we flew there, so Cyril said.
We got up, and then we found the door.
was locked and we couldn't get down. Let us out, do. How many of you are there? asked the keeper.
Only four, said Cyril. Are you armed? Are we what? I've got my gun handy, so you'd best not try
any tricks, said the keeper. If we open the door, will you promise to come quietly down and no
nonsense? Yes. Oh, yes, said all the children together. Bless me, said the dicker. Surely that was
a female voice. Shall I open the door, sir? said the keeper. Andrew went down a few steps, to leave room
for the others, he said afterwards. Yes, said the vicar. Open the door. Remember, he said through the
keyhole, we have come to release you. Will you keep your promise to refrain from violence?
How'd this bolt do stick, said the keeper. Anyone would think that it hadn't been drawn for half a year.
As a matter of fact, it hadn't. When all the bolts were drawn, the keeper spoke deep-chested words
through the keyhole. I don't open, said he, so you've gone over to the other side of the tower.
and if one of you comes at me, I fire.
Now, we're all on the other side, said the voices.
The keeper felt pleased with himself and owned himself a bold man.
When he threw open the door and stepping out into the leads flashed the full light of a stable lantern
onto the group of desperado standing against the parapet on the other side of the tower.
He lowered his gun, and he nearly dropped the lantern.
So help me, he cried.
if it ain't a pack of kitties.
The vicar now advanced.
How did you come here? he asked severely.
Tell me at once.
Oh, take us down, said Jane, catching at his coat,
and we'll tell you anything you'd like.
You won't believe us, but it doesn't matter.
Oh, take us down.
The others crowded around him with the same entreaty,
all but Cyril.
He had enough to do with the soda water siphon,
which would keep slipping down under his jacket.
It needed both hands to keep steady in its place.
but he said, standing far out of the lanternlight as possible,
please do take us down.
So they were taken down.
It is no joke to get down on a strange church tower in the dark,
but the keeper helped them.
Only Cyril had to be independent because of the soda water siphon.
It would keep trying to get away.
Halfway down the ladder at all but escaped.
Cyril just caught it by its spout, and as nearly as possible, lost his footing.
He was trembling and pale when at last they reached the bar.
bottom of the winding stair and stepped out onto the flags of the church porch.
Then suddenly the keeper caught Cyril and Robert by each arm.
You bring along the gels, sir, he said. You and Andrew can manage them.
Let go, said Cyril. We ain't running away. We haven't hurt your old church. Leave go.
You just come along, said the keeper, and Cyril dared not oppose him with violence because just
then the siphon began to slip again. So they were all marched into the vicarage study,
and the vicar's wife came rushing in.
"'Oh, William, are you safe?' she cried.
Robert hastened to allay her anxiety.
"'Yes,' he said.
"'He's quite safe.
We haven't heard him at all.
And please, we're very late, and they'll be anxious at home.
Could you send us home in your carriage?
Or perhaps there's a hotel in here where we could get a carriage from,' said Anthea.
Martha will be very anxious as it is.
The vicar had sunk into a chair, overcome by emotion and amazement.
Cyril had also sat down and was leaning forward.
with his elbows on his knees because of that soda-water siphon.
But how did you come to be locked up in the church tower?
Asked the vicar.
We went up, said Robert slowly, and we were tired, and we all went to sleep.
And when we woke, we found the door was locked, so we yelled.
I should think you did, said the vicar's wife, frightening you everybody out of their wits like this.
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
We are, said Jane gently.
But who locked the door? asked the vicar.
I don't know at all, said Robert with perfect truth.
please do send us home well really said the vicar i suppose we'd better andrew put the horse to and you could take them home not alone i don't said andrew to himself and the vicar went on let this be a lesson to you he went on talking and the children listened miserably
but the keeper was not listening he was looking at the unfortunate cyril he knew all about poachers of course so he knew how people looked when they were hiding something the vicar had just got to the part about trying to grow up to be a blessing
to your parents and not at trouble and a disgrace when the keeper said suddenly,
arrest him what he's got there under his jacket, and Cyril knew that the concealment was at an end.
So he stood up, squared his shoulders, and tried to look noble, like the boys in books that no one can
look in the face of and doubt that they came of brave and noble families and will be faithful
to the death, and pulled out the soda-water siphon and said,
Well, there you are, then. There was a silence. Cyril went on. There was nothing else for it.
Yes, we took this out of your larder and some chicken and tongue and bread.
We were very hungry, and we didn't take the custard or the jam.
We only took the bread and meat and water, and we couldn't help its being the soda kind,
just necessaries of life, and we left half a crown to pay for it, and we left a letter,
and we're very sorry, and my father will pay fine or anything if you like,
but don't send us to prison.
Mother will be so vexed.
You know what you said about not being a disgrace.
well don't you go and do it to us that's all we're sorry as we can be there however did you get up to the larder window asked mrs vicar i can't tell you that said cyril firmly is this the whole truth you've been telling me asked clergyman no answered jane suddenly
it's all true but it's not the whole truth we can't tell you that it's no good asking oh do forgive us and take us home she ran to the vicar's wife and threw her arms around her
The vicar's wife put her arms around Jane, and the keeper whispered behind his hand to the vicar.
They're all right, sir.
I expect it's a pal they're standing by.
Someone put them up to it, and they won't peach.
Game, little kids.
Tell me, said the vicar kindly.
Are you screening someone else?
Had anyone else anything to do with this?
Yes, said Anthea, thinking of Samad.
But it wasn't their fault.
Very well, my dear, said the vicar.
Then let's say no.
more about it, only just tell us why you wrote such an odd letter. I don't know, said Cyril. You see,
and Thea wrote it in such a hurry, and when it, and it really didn't seem like the ceiling then.
But afterwards, when we found we couldn't get down off the church tower, it seemed just exactly
like that. We are all very sorry. Say no more about it, said the vicar's wife. But another time,
just think before you take other people's tongues. Now some cake and milk before you go home?
when Andrew came to say that the horse was put too,
and he was expected to be led alone into the trap that he had plainly seen from the first,
he found the children eating cake and drinking milk and laughing at the vicar's jokes.
Jane was sitting on the vicar's wife's lap, so you see they got off better than they deserved.
The gamekeeper, who was the cook's cousin, asked Eve to drive home with them,
and Andrew was only too glad to have someone protect him from the trap he was so certain of.
then the wagonette reached their own house between the chalk quarry and the gravel pit the children were very sleepy but they felt that they and the keeper were friends for life andrew dumped the children down at the iron gate without a word you get along home said the vicarage cook's cousin who was a gamekeeper
i'll get me home on shank's mare so andrew had to drive off alone which he did not like at all and it was the keeper that was the cousin to the vicarage cook who went with the children to the door
and when they had been swept to bed in a whirlwind of reproaches remained to explain to Martha and the cook and the housemaid exactly what had happened.
He explained so well that Martha was quite amiable the next morning.
After that, he often used to come over and see Martha, and in the end, but that is another story, as dear Mr. Kipling says.
Martha was obliged to stick to what she had said the night before about keeping the children indoors the next day for a punishment,
but she wasn't at all snarky about it and agreed to let Robert go out for half an hour to get something he particularly wanted.
This, of course, was the day's wish.
Robert rushed to the gravel pit, found the Samed, and presently wished for, but that too is another story.
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Chapter 6
A Castle and No Dinner
The others were to be kept in as a punishment
for the misfortunes of the day before.
Of course, Martha thought it was naughtiness and not misfortune,
so you must not blame her.
she only thought she was doing her duty.
You know, grown-up people often say they do not like to punish you,
and that they only do it for your own good,
and that it hurts them as much as it hurts you,
and this is really very often the truth.
Martha certainly hated having to punish the children quite as much
as they hated to be punished.
For one thing, she knew what a noise there would be in the house all day.
And she had other reasons.
I declare, she said to the cook.
It seems almost a shame keeping off them indoors this lovely day.
But they are that audacious.
They'll be walking in with their heads knocked off some of these days,
if I don't put my foot down.
You make them a cake for tea tomorrow, dear.
And we'll have baby along of us,
soon as we've got a bit forward with our work.
Then they could have a good romp with him out of the way.
now eliza come get on with them beds here's ten o'clock neal and no rabbits caught people say that in kent when they mean and no work done so all the others were kept in
but robert as i have said was allowed to go out for half an hour to get something they all wanted and that of course was the day's wish he had no difficulty in finding the sand fairy for the day was already
so hot that it had actually, for the first time, come out of its own accord, and it was sitting
in a sort of pool of soft sand, stretching itself, and trimming its whiskers, and turning its
snail's eyes round and round.
Ha!
It said, when its left eye saw Robert, I've been looking out for you.
Where are the rest of you?
Not smashed themselves up with those wings, I hope.
No, said Robert.
Robert, but the wings got us into a row.
Just like all the wishes always do.
So the others are kept indoors,
and I was only let out for half an hour to get the wish.
So please let me wish as quickly as I can.
Wish away, said the Samyad, twisting it soft round in the sand.
But Robert couldn't wish away.
He forgot all the things he had been thinking about,
and nothing would come into his head,
but little things for himself, like Toffee, a foreign stamp album,
or a clasp-knife with three blades and a corkscrew.
He sat down to think better, but it was no use.
He could only think of things the others would not have cared for,
such as a football or a pair of leg guards,
or to be able to lick Simpkins Minor thoroughly when he went back to school.
Well, said the Samiad at last,
you'd better hurry up with that wish of yours. Time flies.
I know it does, said Robert.
I can't think what to wish for.
I wish you could give one of the others their wish,
without their having to come here to ask for it.
Oh, don't!
But it was too late.
The Semiad had blown itself out to about three times its proper size,
and now it collapsed, like a pricked bubble,
and with a deep sigh leaned back against the...
edge of its sand pool. Quite faint was the effort.
There, it said in a weak voice, it was tremendously hard, but I did it. Run along home,
or were they sure to wish for something silly before you get there. They were, quite sure.
Robert felt this, and as he ran home, his mind was deeply occupied with the sort of wishes
he might find they had wished in his absence. They might wish for rabbits or white mice or
chocolate or a fine day tomorrow or even, and that was most likely, someone might have said,
I do wish the goodness Robert would hurry up. Well, he was hurrying up, and so they would have their wish,
and the day would be wasted. And he tried to think what they could wish for, something that would
be amusing indoors. That had been his own difficulty from the beginning. So few things are amusing
indoors when the sun is shining outside, and you mayn't go out, however much you want to.
Robert was running as fast as he could, but when he turned the corner that ought to have brought
him within sight of the architect's nightmare, the ornamental ironwork on the top of the house,
he opened his eyes so wide that he had to drop into a walk, for you cannot run with your eyes
wide open, then suddenly he stopped short, for there was no house to be seen. The front garden
railings were gone too, and where the house had stood, Robert rubbed his eyes and looked again.
Yes, the others had wished. There was no doubt about that, and they must have wished that they
lived in a castle, for there the castle stood, black and stately, and very tall and broad
with battlements and lancid windows and eight great towers, and where the garden and the orchard
had been, there were white things dossed like mushrooms. Robert walked slowly on, and as he
got nearer, he saw that these were tents, and men in armour were walking about among the tents,
crowds and crowds of them.
Oh, crikey, said Robert fervently.
They have.
They've wished for a castle.
And it's being besieged.
It's just like that sand fairy.
I wish we'd never seen the beastly thing.
At the little window above the great gateway,
across the moat that now lay where the garden had been
but half an hour ago,
someone was waving something pale,
dust-colored. Robert thought it was one of Cyril's handkerchiefs. They had never been white
since the day when he had upset the bottle of combined toning and fixing solution into the
drawer where they were. Robert waved back and immediately felt that he had been unwise, for his
signal had been seen by the besieging force, and two men in steel caps were coming towards him.
they had high brown boots on their long legs,
and they came towards him with such great strides
that Robert remembered the shortness of his own legs,
and did not run away.
He knew it would be useless to himself,
and he feared it might be irritating to the foe.
So he stood still,
and the two men seemed quite pleased with him.
By my halidom!
said one,
A brave violet this.
Robert felt pleased at being called brave, and somehow it made him feel brave.
He passed over the violent.
It was the way people talked in historical romances for the young, he knew,
and it was evidently not meant for rudeness.
He only hoped he would be able to understand what they said to him.
He had not always been able, quite, to follow the conversations in historical romances for the young.
His garb is strange, said the other.
some outlandish treachery belike.
Say, lad, what brings thee hither?
Robert knew as this meant.
Now then, youngster, what are you up to here, eh?
So he said, if you please, I want you to go home.
Go then, said the man in the longest boots.
None hindereth, and naught lets us to follow.
Zooks!
He added in a cautious underturn.
I misdoubt me, but he beareth tidings to the besieged.
"'Where dwellest thou, young knave?' inquired the man with the largest steel cap.
"'Over there,' said Robert.
"'And directly he had said it.
"'He knew he ought to her said, "'Yonder!
"'Ha! Sayest so?' rejoined the longest boot.
"'Come here, the boy. This is a matter for our leader.'
And to the leader, Robert was dragged forthwith by the reluctant ear.
The leader was the most glorious creature Robert had ever seen.
He was exactly like the pictures Robert had so often admired in the historical romances.
He had armour and a helmet, and a horse, and a crest, and feathers, and a shield, and a lance and a sword.
His armour and his weapons were all, I am almost sure, of quite different periods.
The shield was 13th century, while the sword.
was of the pattern used in the peninsular war.
The cuirass was of the time of Charles I,
and the helmet dated from the Second Crusade.
The arms on the shield were very grand,
three red running lions on a blue ground.
The tents were of the latest brand,
and the whole appearance of camp, army, and leader
might have been a shock to some,
but Robert was dumb with admiration,
and it all seemed to him perfectly correct, because he knew no more of heraldry or archaeology
than the gifted artists who usually drew the pictures for the historical romances.
The scene was indeed exactly like a picture.
He admired it all so much that he felt braver than ever.
Come hither lad, said the glorious leader,
when the men in Cromwellian steel caps had said a few,
low, eager words, and he took off his helmet, because he could not see properly with it on.
He had a kind face, and long, fair hair. Have no fear, dothal to take no scath, he said.
Robert was glad of that. He wondered what scath was, and if it was nastier than the senatee which
he had to take sometimes.
Unfolds thy tale without alarm, said the leader kindly.
"'Wence comest thou? And what is thine intent?'
"'My what?' said Robert.
"'What seekest thou to accomplish?
"'What is thine errand that thou wanderest here alone among these rough men at arms?'
"'Poor child. My mother's heart aches for thee. Even now, I'll warrant me.'
"'I don't think so,' said Robert.
"'You see, she doesn't know I'm out.'
The leader wiped away a manly tear,
exactly as a leader in a historical romance would have done and said,
Fear not to speak the truth, my child, thou hast naught to fear from Wolfred de Talbot.
Robert had a wild feeling that this glorious leader of the besieging party,
being himself part of a wish,
would be able to understand better than Martha or the Gypsies or the policeman in Rochester
or the clergyman of yesterday, the true tale of the wishes and the Samyad.
the only difficulty was that he knew he could never remember enough quothers and be shroomies
and things like that to make his talk sound like the talk of a boy in a historical romance.
However, he began boldly enough with a sentence straight out of Ralph de Courtesy, or the Boy Crusader.
He said,
"'Gramacy for thy courtesy's fair sir knight, the fact is, it's like this, and I hope you're not in a hurry.'
because the story is rather a breather. Father and mother are away, and when we were down playing
in the sand pits, we found a sammyad. I cry thee mercy, a sammyad, said the night. Yes, a sort of fairy
or enchanter. Yes, that's it, an enchanter, and he said we could have a wish every day,
and we wished first to be beautiful. My wish was scarce granted, muttered one of the men at arms,
was looking at Robert, who went on as if he had not heard, so he thought the remark very rude indeed.
And then we wished for money, treasure, you know, but we couldn't spend it.
And yesterday, we wished for wings, and we got them.
And we had a ripping time to begin with.
Thy speech is strange and uncouth, said Sir Wilfrick to Talbot.
Repeat thy words.
What hadst thou?
A ripping, I mean, a jolly, no, we were convinced.
contented with our lot. That's what I mean. Only, after that, we got into an awful fix.
What is a fix? A fray? May you have—no, not a fray. A tight place. A dungeon? Alasful,
a youthful, fettered limbs, said the knight with polite sympathy. It wasn't a dungeon. We just encountered
undeserved misfortunes, Robert explained. And today,
we're punished by not being able to go out.
That's where I live, he pointed to the castle.
The others are in there, and they're not allowed to go out.
It's all Samyads, I mean the enchanter's fault.
I wish we'd never seen him.
He is an enchanter of might?
Oh, yes, of might and main, rather.
And thou dearest that it is the spells of the enchanter whom thou hast angered.
"'Let have lent strength to the besieging party,' said the gallant leader.
"'But know thou that Wolfrich de Talbot needs no enchanted aid to lead his followers to victory.'
"'No, I'm sure you don't,' said Robert, with hasty courtesy.
"'Of course not. You wouldn't, you know. But all the same is partly his fault.
But we're most to blame. You couldn't have done anything if it hadn't been for us.'
"'How now, bold boy?' asked Sir Wilfrick haughtily.
"'My speech is dark, and eke scarce courteous.'
"'Unravelled me this riddle.'
"'Oh,' said Robert desperately,
"'of course you don't know it, but you're not real at all.
"'You're only here because the others must have been idiots enough to wish for a castle.
"'And when the sun sets, you'll just vanish away, and it'll be all right.'
"'The captain and the men at arms exchanged glances, at first pitying,
and then sterner as the longest-booted man said.
Beware, noble, my lord, the urchin doth but feign madness to escape from our clutches.
Shall we not bind him?
I'm no more mad than you are, said Robert angrily, perhaps not so much.
Only, I was an idiot to think you'd understand anything.
Let me go. I haven't done anything to you.
Whither, asked the knight, who seemed to have believed all the enchanter story,
till it came to his own share in it.
With a woodster wind!
Home, of course.
Robert pointed to the castle.
To carry news of succour?
Nay!
All right, then, said Robert,
struck by a sudden idea,
then let me go somewhere else.
His mind sought eagerly
among his memories of the historical romance.
Sir Walfrich de Talbot,
he said slowly,
should think foul scorn,
to keep a chap, I mean, one who has done him no hurt, when he wants to cut off quietly, I mean,
to depart without violence. This to my face, besrew thee for a knave, replied Sir Wilfrick,
but the appeal seemed to have gone home. Yet thou sayest sooth, he added thoughtfully,
go where they wilt, he added nobly, they art free, Wolfrick de Talbot.
warreth not with babes, and Jakin here shall bear thee company.
All right, said Robert wildly.
Jakin will enjoy himself, I think.
Come on, Jakin.
Sir Wulphrit, I salute thee.
He saluted, after the modern military manner,
and set off running to the sandpit,
Jakin's long boots keeping up easily.
He found the fairy.
He dug it up. He woke it up.
He implored it to give him one more wish.
"'I've done two today already,' it grumbled,
"'and one was as stiff a bit of work as ever I did.'
"'Oh, do, do, do, do, do,' said Robert,
"'while Jakin looked on with an expression of open-mouthed horror
"'at the strange beast that talked and gazed with its snail's eyes at him.
"'Well, what is it?'
"'Snapped the Samyad, with cross-sleepiness.
"'I wish I was with the others,' said Robert,
"'and the Samyad began to swell.
"'Robert never thought of wishing the castle and the siege away,
"'of course he knew they had all come out for wish,
"'but swords and daggers and pikes and lances
"'seemed much too real to be wished away.
"'Robert lost consciousness for an instant.
"'When he opened his eyes,
"'the others were crowding round him.
"'We never heard you,
come in, they said. How awfully jolly of you. To wish it, to give us our wish. Of course we understood
that was what you'd done. But you ought to have told us. Suppose we'd wished something silly.
Silly? said Robert, very crossly indeed. How much sillier could you have been, I'd like to know.
You nearly settled me, I can tell you. Then he told his story, and the others admitted that it
certainly had been rough on him. But they praised his courage and cleverness.
so much that he presently got back his lost temper and felt braver than ever, and consented
to be captain of the besieged force.
"'We haven't done anything yet,' said Anthea, comfortably.
"'We waited for you.
"'We're going to shoot at them through these little loopholes with the bow and arrows' uncle gave you.
"'And you shall have first shot.'
"'I don't think I would,' said Robert cautiously.
"'You don't know what they're like near too.
They've got real bows and arrows, and awful lengths, and swords and pikes and daggers and all sorts of sharp things.
They're all quite, quite real.
It's not just a picture or a vision or anything.
They can hurt us, or kill us even, I shouldn't wonder.
I can feel my ear, all sore still.
Look here, have you explored the castle?
Because I think we'd better let them alone, as long as they let us alone.
I heard that's Jake in man
Say they weren't go to attack
Until just after sundown
We can be getting ready for the attack
Are there any soldiers in the castle to defend it?
We don't know
Said Cyril
You see directly I'd wished we were in a besieged castle
Everything seemed to go upside down
And when it came straight
We looked out of the window
And saw the camp and things
And you
And of course we kept on looking at everything
Isn't this room jolly
It's as real as real
It was. It was square, with stone walls four feet thick and great beams for ceiling.
A low door at the corner led to a flight of steps, up and down. The children went down.
They found themselves in a great arched gatehouse. The enormous doors were shut and barred.
There was a window in a little room at the bottom of the round turret, up which the stair wound,
rather larger than the other windows, and looking through it, they saw that the drawbridge was up and the portcullis down.
The moat looked very wide and deep.
Opposite the great door that led to the moat was another great door, was a little door in it.
The children went through this and found themselves in a big paved courtyard,
with the great grey walls of the castle, rising dark and heavy on all four sides.
Near the middle of the courtyard stood Martha, moving her right hand backwards and forwards in the air.
The cook was stooping down and moving her hands also in a very curious way.
But the oddest, and at the same time most terrible thing, was the lamb who was sitting on nothing about three feet from the ground, laughing happily.
The children ran towards him.
Just as Anthea was reaching out her arms to take him,
Martha said crossly,
Let him alone, do, miss, when he is good.
But what's he doing?
said Anthea.
Doing?
A setting in his high chair, as good as gold,
a precious, watching me doing of the ironing.
Get along with you, do, my iron's cold again.
She went towards the cook and seemed to poke an invisible fire with an unseen poker.
The cook seemed to be putting an unseen dish into an invisible oven.
"'Run along with you do,' she said.
"'I'm behind-hand as it is.
"'You won't get no dinner, if you come a hindering of me like this.
"'Come, off you goes, or I'll pin a dishcloth to some of your tails.'
"'Guess you're all right?' asked Jane anxiously.
"'Right as ninepence, if you don't come unsettling of him.
"'I thought you'd like to be rid of him for today.
"'But take him if you want him, for gracious sake.'
"'No, no,' they said and hastened away.
"'They would have to defend the castle.
presently, and the lamb was safer, even suspended in mid-air in an invisible kitchen than in the
guardroom of a besieged castle. They went through the first doorway they came to, and sat down
helplessly on a wooden bench that ran along the room inside.
How awful, said Anthea and Jane together, as Jane added, I feel as if I was in a mad asylum.
What does it mean?
said, it's creepy, I don't like it. I wish we'd wished for something plain, a rocking horse or a
donkey or something. It's no use wishing now, said Robert bitterly, and Cyril said, do dry up a
sec. I want to think. He buried his face in his hands, and the others looked about them. They were in
a long room with an arched roof. There were wooden tables along it, and one across the end of the
room on a sort of raised platform. The room was very dim and dark. The floor was strewn with dry things
like sticks, and they did not smell nice. Cyril sat up suddenly and said, look here, it's all right. I think
it's like this. You know, we wished that the servants shouldn't notice any difference when we got wishes,
and nothing happens to the lamb unless we specifically wish it to. So of course they don't notice the
castle or anything. But then the castle is on the same place where our house was, is, I mean,
and the servants have to go on being in the house, or else they would notice. But you can't have
a castle mixed up with our house. And so we can't see the house because we see the castle,
and they can't see the castle, because they go on seeing the house. And so, oh, don't, said Jane.
You make my head go all swimming, like being on a roundabout.
It doesn't matter. Only I hope we should be able to see our dinner, that's all, because if it's invisible, it'll be unfeelable as well, and then we can't eat it. I know it will, because I tried to feel if I could feel the lamb's chair, and there was nothing under him at all but air, and we can't eat air, and I feel just as if I hadn't had any breakfast for years and years.
It's no use thinking about it, said Anthea. Let's go on exploring.
Perhaps we might find something to eat.
This lighted hope in every breast, and they went on exploring the castle.
But though it was the most perfect and delightful castle you can possibly imagine,
and furnished in the most complete and beautiful manner,
neither food nor men at arms were to be found in it.
If only you'd thought of wishing to be besieged in a castle thoroughly garrisoned and provision,
said Jane reproachfully.
"'You can't think of everything, you know,' said Anthea.
"'I should think it must be nearly dinner-time by now.'
It wasn't.
But they hung around watching the strange movements of the servants in the middle of the courtyard,
because, of course, they couldn't be sure where the dining-room of the invisible house was.
Presently, they saw Martha carrying an invisible tray across the courtyard,
for it seemed that by the most fortunate accident,
the dining room of the house and the banqueting hall of the castle were in the same place.
But oh how their hearts sank when they perceived that the tray was invisible.
They waited in wretched silence, while Martha went through the form of carving an unseen leg of mutton,
and serving invisible greens and potatoes with a spoon that no one could see.
When she had left the room, the children looked at the empty,
table and then at each other.
This is worse than anything, said Robert,
who had not, till now, been particularly keen on his dinner.
I'm not so very hungry, said Anthea,
trying to make the best of things as usual.
Cyril tightened his belt ostentatiously.
Jane burst into tears.
End of chapter six.
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Recording by Erica Sedun. Five children in it by E. Nesbit, Chapter 7. A Siege and Bed.
The children were sitting in the gloomy banqueting hall at the end of one of the long, bare, wooden tables.
There was now no hope. Martha had brought in the dinner.
and the dinner was invisible and unfeelable too for when they rubbed their hands along the table they knew but too well that for them there was nothing there but table suddenly cyril felt in his pocket right oh he cried look here biscuits
rather broken and crumbled certainly but still biscuits three whole ones and a generous handful of crumbs and fragments i got them this morning
cook and I'd quite forgotten, he explained as he divided them with scrupulous fairness into
four heaps. They were eaten in a happy silence, though they tasted a little oddly, because they had
been in Cyril's pocket all the morning with a hank of tarred twine, some green fur cones,
and a ball of cobbler's wax. Yes, but look here, squirrel, said Robert. You're so clever
at explaining about invisibleness and all that? How is it that the biscuits are here?
and all the bread and meat and things have disappeared.
I don't know, said Cyril after a pause,
and unless it's because we had them,
nothing about us changed.
Everything in my pockets all right.
Then if we had the mutton, it would be real, said Robert.
Oh, don't I wish we could find it.
But we can't find it.
I suppose it isn't ours till we've got it in our mouths.
Or our pockets, said,
Jane, thinking of the biscuits.
Who puts mutton in their pockets, goose girl?
Said Cyril.
But I know, at any rate, I'll try it.
He leaned over the table with his face about an inch from it,
and he kept opening and shutting his mouth as if he were taking bites out of air.
It's no good, said Robert in deep dejection.
You'll only...
Hello?
Cyril stood up with a grin of triumph,
holding a square piece of bread in his mouth.
It was quite real.
Everyone saw it.
It is true that, directly he bit a piece off, the rest vanished.
But it was all right because he knew he had it in his hand,
though he could neither see nor feel it.
He took another bite from the air between his fingers,
and it turned into bread as he bit.
The next moment, all the others were following his example
and opening and shutting their mouths and inch or so from the bare-looking table.
Robert captured a slice of mutton and
But I think I will draw a veil over the rest of this painful scene.
It is enough to say that they all had enough mutton
And that when Martha came to change the plates,
She said she had never seen such a mess in all her born days.
The pudding was, fortunately, a plain suet roly-poly,
and in answer to Martha's questions the children all with one accord said
they would not have treacle on it nor jam nor sugar.
Just plain please, they said,
Martha said, well, I never what next I wonder, and went away.
Then ensued another scene on which I will not dwell,
for nobody looks nice picking up slices of suet pudding from the table in its mouth like a dog.
The great thing after all was that they had had dimmed.
and now everyone felt more courage to prepare for the attack that was to be delivered before sunset.
Robert, as captain, insisted on climbing to the top of one of the towers to reconnoiter,
so up they all went, and now they could see round the castle,
and could see, too, that beyond the moat on every side the tents of the besieging party were pitched.
Rather uncomfortable shivers round down the children's backs as they saw that all the men were very busy,
cleaning or sharpening their arms, restringing their bows, and polishing their shields.
A large party came along the road, with horses dragging along the great trunk of a tree,
and Cyril felt quite pale, because he knew this was for a battering ram.
What a good thing we've got a moat, he said, and what a good thing the drawbridge is up.
I should never have known how to work it.
Of course it would be up in a besieged castle.
You'd think they had been, ought to have been soldiers in it, wouldn't you? said Robert.
You see, you don't know how long it's been besieged, said Cyril.
Perhaps most of the brave defenders were killed quite early in the siege.
And all the provisions eaten, and now there are only a few intrepid survivors.
That's us.
And we are going to defend it to the death.
How do you begin defending to the death, I mean?
asked Anthea.
We ought to be heavily armed and then shoot at them when they advance to the attack.
They used to pour boiling lead down on besiegers when they got too close, said Anthea.
Father showed me the holes on purpose for pouring it down through at Bodium Castle.
And there are holes like it in the gate tower here.
I think I'm glad it's only a game.
It is only a game, isn't it? said Jane.
but no one answered.
The children found plenty of strange weapons in the castle,
and if they were armed at all, it was soon plain.
They would be, as Cyril said, armed heavily.
For these swords and lances and crossbows were far too weighty,
even for Cyril's manly strength.
And as for the longbows,
none of the children could even begin to bend them.
The daggers were better,
but Jane hoped that the besiegers would not come close enough
for daggers to be of any,
use. Never mind, we can hurl them like javelins, said Cyril, or drop them on people's heads. I say there are a lot of
stones on the other side of the courtyard. If we took some of those up, just a drop on their heads,
if they were trying swimming, the moat. So a heap of stones grew up pace up in the room above the gate,
and another heap, a shiny, spiky, dangerous-looking heap of daggers and knives.
As Anthea was crossing the courtyard for more stones, a sudden and valuable idea came to her.
She went to Martha and said,
May we have just biscuits for tea?
We're going to play at the besiege castle, and we'd like the biscuits to provision the garrison.
Put mine in my pocket, please, my hands are so dirty, and I'll tell the others to fetch theirs.
This was indeed a happy thought, for now with four generous handfuls,
of air, which turned to biscuit as Martha crammed it into their pockets, the garrison was well-provisioned
till sundown. They brought up some iron pots of cold water to pour on the besiegers instead of hot lead,
with which the castle did not seem to be provided. The afternoon passed with wonderful
quickness. It was all very exciting, but none of them except Robert could feel all the time that this
was really deadly, dangerous work.
To the others, who had only seen the camp and the besiegers from a distance,
the whole thing seemed half a game of make-believe and half a splendidly distinct
and perfectly sane dream.
But it was only now and then that Robert could feel this.
When it seemed to be tea time, the biscuits were eaten,
with water from the deep well in the courtyard, drunk out of horns.
Cyril insisted on putting eight of the biscuits,
in case anyone should feel faint of stress of battle besides.
Just as he was putting away the reserve biscuits
in a sort of little stone cupboard without a door,
a sudden sound made him drop three.
It was a loud, fierce cry of a trumpet.
You see, it is real, said Robert, and they're going to attack.
All rushed to the narrow windows.
Yes, said Robert.
They're all coming out of their tents and moving around like ants.
there's that jakin dancing around where the bridge joins in
I wish he could see me put my tongue out at him
the others were far too pale to wish
to put their tongues out at anybody
they looked at Robert with surprised respect
Anthea said you really are brave Robert
wrought Cyril's pallor turned to redness now all in a minute
he's been getting ready to be brave all the afternoon
and I wasn't ready that's all I shall be
braver than he has in half an hour. Oh dear, said Jane. What does it matter which of you is the
bravest? I think Cyril was a perfect silly to wish for a castle, and I don't wish to play.
It isn't, Robert was beginning sternly, but Anthea interrupted. Oh, yes, you do, she said coaxingly.
It's a very nice game, really, because they can't possibly get in. And if they do, all the women and
children are always spared by civilized armies. But are you quite sure they're civilized, asked Jane.
They seem to be such a long time ago. Of course they are. Anthea pointed cheerfully through the
narrow window. Why, look at the little flags on their lances. How bright they are. And how fine the
leader is. Look at him. That's him, isn't it, Robert? On the gray horse? Jane consented to look,
and the scene was almost too pretty to be alarming.
The green turf, the white tents, the flash of penned lances,
the gleam of armor, and the bright colors of scarf and tunic.
It was just like a splendid colored picture.
The trumpets were sounding, and when the trumpets stopped for breath,
the children could hear the cling clang of armor and the murmur of voices.
A trumpeter came forward to the edge of the moment.
which now seemed very much narrower than at first,
and he blew the longest and loudest blast they had ever heard.
When the blaring noise had died away,
a man who was with a trumpeter shouted,
What ho within there?
And his voice came plainly to the garrison in the gatehouse.
Hello there, Robert bellowed back at once.
In the name of our Lord the King,
and of our good Lord and trusty leader, Sir Wolfrick Deltabot,
We summon this castle to surrender, on pain of fire and sword and no quarter.
Do you surrender?
No, bald, Robert. Of course we don't. Never, never, never!
The man answered back, then your fate be on your hands.
Cheer, said Robert in a fierce whisper.
Cheer to show them we aren't afraid.
And rattle the daggers to make more noise.
One, two, three, hippie-pooray!
Again, hip-hip-or-ray!
One more!
Hip-hip-or-ray!
The cheers were rather high and weak,
but the rattle of the daggers lent them strength and depth.
There was another shout from the camp across the moat,
and then the beleaguered fortress felt that the attack had indeed begun.
It was getting rather dark in the room above the great gate,
and Jane took a very little courage,
as she remembered that sunset couldn't be that far off now.
The moat is dreadfully thin, said Anthea.
But they can't get into the castle even if they do swim over, said Robert.
As he spoke, he heard feet on the stair outside, heavy feet and the clank of steel.
No one breathed for a moment.
The steel and the feet went up the turret stairs.
Then Robert sprang softly to the door.
He pulled off his shoes.
Wait, here!
He whispered, and he stole quickly and softly after the boots in the spur clank.
He peeped into the upper room.
The man was there, and it was Jakin, all dripping with moat water.
And he was fiddling about with the machinery, which Robert felt sure worked the drawbridge.
Robert banged the door suddenly and turned the great key in the lock,
just as Jakin sprang to the inside of the door.
And then he tore downstairs into the little turret, at the floor.
foot of the tower where the biggest window was.
Quiauda defended this, he cried to the others as they followed him.
He was just in time.
Another man had swum over, and his fingers were on the window ledge.
Robert never knew how the man had managed to climb up out of the water,
but he saw the clinging fingers and hit them as hard as he could with an iron bar
that he caught up from the floor.
The man fell with a plop-blash.
into the moat water.
In another moment, Robert was outside the little room
and had banged its door
and was shooting home the enormous bolts
and called to Cyril to lend a hand.
Then they stood in the arched gatehouse,
breathing hard and looking at each other.
Jane's mouth was open.
Cheer up, Jenny, said Robert.
It won't last much longer.
There was a creaking above,
and something rattled and shook.
The pavement they stood on seemed to tremble.
Then a crash told them that the drawbridge had been lowered to its place.
That's the beast, Jakin, said Robert.
There's still the portcullis.
I'm almost certain that's worked from lower down.
And now the drawbridge rang and echoed hollowly to the hoofs of horses
and the tramp of armed men.
Up quick, cried Robert.
let's drop things on them.
Even the girls were feeling almost brave now.
They followed Robert quickly,
and under his directions,
began to drop stones out through the long, narrow windows.
There was a confused noise below and some groans.
Oh, dear, said Anthea, putting down the stone she was going to drop out.
I'm afraid we've hurt somebody.
Robert caught up the stone in a fury.
"'I should just hope we had,' he said.
"'I'd give something for a jolly, good boiling kettle of lead.
"'Surrender, indeed.'
"'And now there came more tramping in a pause,
"'and then the thundering thump of the battering ram,
"'and the little room was almost quite dark.
"'We've held it,' cried Robert.
"'We won't surrender.
"'The sun must set in a minute.
"'Here, they're all jawing underneath again.
"'Pity there's no time to get more stones.
"'Here, pour that water down on them.
Oh, it's no good, of course, but they'll hate it.
Oh, dear, said Jane, don't you think we'd better surrender?
Never said Robert.
We'll have a parley, if you like, but we'll never surrender.
I'll be a soldier when I grow up.
You just say if I don't.
I won't go into the civil service whatever anyone says.
Let's wave a handkerchief and ask for a parley.
Jane pleaded.
I don't believe the sun's going to set tonight at all.
Give them water first.
But brutes, said the bloodthirsty, Robert.
So Anthea tilted the pot over the nearest leadhole and poured.
They heard a splash below, but no one below seemed to have felt it.
And again, the ram battered the great door.
Anthea paused.
Oh, how idiotic, said Robert, lying flat on the floor and putting one eye to the lead hall.
Of course the holes go straight down into the gatehouse.
That's for when the enemy has got past the door and the portcullis and almost all is lost.
Here, hand me the pot.
crawled to the three-cornered window ledge in the middle of the wall, and taking the pot from Anthea
poured the water out through the arrow slit. And as he began to pour the noise of the battering ram,
and the trampling of the foe, and the shouts of surrender! And de Talbot for river! All suddenly
stopped and went out like the snuff of a candle. The little dark room seemed to whirl round
and turn topsy-turvy, and when the children came to themselves, they were safe and sound.
They were in the big front bedroom of their own house, the house with the ornamental nightmare iron roof top.
They all crowded to the windows and looked out, the moat and the tents, and the besieging forces, all gone.
And there was a garden with its tangle of dahlias and marigolds and asters and late roses and the spiky iron railing and the quiet white road.
"'Everyone drew a deep breath.
"'And that's all right,' said Robert.
"'I told you so.
"'And I say we didn't surrender, did we?
"'Aren't you glad now that I wish for a castle?' said Cyril.
"'I think I am now,' said Anthea slowly.
"'But I wouldn't wish for it again, I think, squirrel dear.'
"'Oh, it was simply splendid,' said Jane unexpectedly.
I wasn't frightened a bit.
Oh, I say,
Cyril was beginning, but Anthea stopped him.
Look here, she said.
It's just come into my head.
This is the very first thing we've wished for
that hasn't gotten us into a row.
And there hasn't been the least little scrap of a row about this.
Nobody's raging downstairs and we're safe and sound.
We've had an awfully jolly day,
at least not jolly exactly, but you know what I mean.
And we now know how brave Robert is,
and Cyril too, of course.
she added hastily, and Jane as well.
And we haven't gotten into a row with a single grown-up.
The door was opened suddenly and fiercely.
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves, said the voice of Martha,
and they could tell by her voice that she was angry indeed.
I thought you couldn't last for the day without getting up to some doggery.
A person can't take a breath of air on the front doorstep,
but you must be emptying the wash-hand jug onto their heads.
Off you go to bed, the lot of you,
and try to get up better children in the morning.
Now then, don't let me have to tell you twice
if I find any of you not in bed in ten minutes.
I'll let you know that.
A new cap and everything.
She flounced out amid a disregarded course of regrets and apologies.
The children were very sorry,
but really it was not their faults.
You can't help it if you're pouring water on a besieging foe,
and your castle suddenly changes into your house,
and everything changes with it except the water,
and that happens to fall on somebody else's clean cap.
I don't know why the water didn't change into nothing, though, said Cyril.
Why should it ask Robert, water's water all the world over?
I expect the castle was the same as ours in the stable yard,
said Jane, and that really was the case.
I thought we couldn't get through a wish day without a row, said Cyril.
It was much too good to be true.
Come on, Bob's, my military hero.
If we look into bed sharp, she won't be so furious.
And perhaps she'll bong us up some supper.
I'm jolly hungry.
Good night, kids.
Good night.
I hope the castle won't come creeping back in the night, said Jane.
Of course it won't, said Anthea.
briskly, but Martha will.
Not in the night, but in a minute.
Now here, turn around and I'll get that knot
out of your pinafore strings.
Wouldn't it have been degrading for
Sir Wilfred de Talbot, said
Jane dreamily, if he could have known
that half the besieged garrison wore
pinafores? And the other half
knickerbockers. Oh, yes,
frightfully. To stand still,
you're only tightening the knots, said Anthea.
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Chapter 8. Bigger than the Baker's Boy.
Look here, said Cyril. I've got an idea.
Does it hurt much?
said Robert sympathetically.
Don't be a jack-ape. I'm not humbugging.
Shut up, Bob's, said Anthea.
Silence for the squirrel's oration, said Robert.
Cyril balanced himself on the edge of the water butt in the backyard,
where they all happened to be, and spoke.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, and women,
we found a Samyad.
We have had wishes.
We've had wings, and being beautiful as the day.
Ugh, that was pretty jolly, beastly, if you like.
And wealth, and castles, and that rotten gypsy business with the lamb.
But we're no forerter.
We haven't really got anything worth having for our wishes.
We've had things happening, said Robert.
That's always something.
It's not enough, unless they're the right things, said,
seril firmly. Now, I've been thinking,
"'Not really,' whispered Robert.
"'In the silent, what's its names of the night? It's like suddenly being asked something
out of history, the date of the conquest or something. You know it all right all the time,
but when you're asked, it all goes out of your head. Ladies and gentlemen, you know jolly well,
that when we're all rotting about in the usual way, heaps of things keep cropping up,
and then real earnest wishes come into the heads of the beholder.
Here, here, said Robert.
Of the beholder, however stupid he is,
Sarah went on.
Why, even Robert might happen to think of a really useful wish
if he didn't injure his poor little brains trying so hard to think.
Shut up, bobs, I tell you.
You'll have the whole show over.
A struggle on the edge of a water-butt is exciting.
but damp. When it was over, and the boys were partially dried, Anthea said,
It really was you began it, Bob's. Now Honor is satisfied. Do let Squirrel go on. We're wasting the
whole morning. Well then, said Cyril, still wringing the water out of the tails of his jacket.
I'll call it Pax, if Bob's will. Pax, then, said Robert sulkily. But I've got a lot of
lump as big as a cricket ball over my eye.
Anthea patiently offered a dust-colored handkerchief, and Robert bathed his wounds in silence.
"'Now, Squirrel,' she said,
"'well then, let's just play bandits, or forts, or soldiers, or any of the old games.
We're dead sure to think of something if we try not to. You always do.'
The others consented.
Bandits was hastily chosen for the game.
It's as good as anything else, said Jane gloomily.
It must be owned that Robert was at first but a half-hearted bandit,
but when Anthea had borrowed from Martha the red spotted handkerchief,
in which the keeper had brought her mushrooms that morning,
and had tied up Robert's head with it
so that he could be the wounded hero who had saved the bandit captain's life the day before,
he cheered up wonderfully.
all were soon armed bows and arrows slung on the back look well and umbrellas and cricket stumps being stuck through the belt give a fine impression of the wearers being armed to the teeth
the white cotton hats that men wear in the country nowadays have a very brigandish effect when a few turkey's feathers are stuck in them the lamb's mail cart was covered with a red and blue checked tablecloth and made an admirable baggage wagon
The lamb asleep inside it was not at all in the way.
So the banditti set out along the road that led to the sandpit.
We ought to be near the Samyad, said Cyril, in case we think of anything suddenly.
It is all very well to make up your minds to play bandits, or chess, or ping pong,
or any other agreeable game.
But it is not easy to do it with spirit when all the wonderful wishes you can think of, or can't think of,
are waiting for you round the corner.
The game was dragging a little,
and some of the bandits were beginning to feel
that the others were disagreeable things,
and were saying so candidly,
when the baker's boy came along the road with loaves in a basket.
The opportunity was not one to be lost.
Stand and deliver, cried Cyril.
Your money or your life, said Robert.
And they stood on,
each side of the baker's boy.
Unfortunately, he did not seem to enter into the spirit of the thing at all.
He was a baker's boy of an unusually large size.
He merely said,
Chuck it now, do you hear?
And pushed the bandits aside most disrespectfully.
Then Robert lassoed him with Jane's skipping rope,
and instead of going round his shoulders, as Robert intended,
it went round his feet and tripped him up.
The basket was upset, the beautiful new loaves went bumping and bouncing all over the dusty chalky road.
The girls ran to pick them up, and all in a moment Robert and the baker's boy were fighting it out, man to man, with Cyril to see fair play,
and the skipping rope twisting round their legs like an interested snake that wished to be a peacemaker.
It did not succeed. Indeed, the way the boxwood handles sprang up and hit the fighters on the shins and ankles was not at all peacemaking.
I know this is the second fight, or contest, in this chapter, but I can't help it. It was that sort of day.
You know yourself, there are days when rouse seem to keep on happening, quite without your meaning them to.
If I were a writer of tales of adventure, such as those which used to appear in the boys of England when I was young, of course I should be able to describe the fight, but I cannot do it.
I never can see what happens during a fight, even what it is only dogs.
Also, if I had been one of those Boys of England writers, Robert would have got the best of it.
But I am like George Washington. I cannot tell a lie, even about a cherry tree, much like a cherry tree, much like,
less about a fight. And I cannot conceal from you that Robert was badly beaten for the second time that
day. The baker's boy blacked his other eye, and, being ignorant of the first rules of fair play
and gentlemanly behavior, he also pulled Robert's hair and kicked him on the knee.
Robert always used to say he could have licked the butcher if it hadn't been for the girls,
but I'm not sure. Anyway, what happened was this, and very painful it was.
to self-respecting boys.
Cyril was just tearing off his coat so as to help his brother in proper style,
when Jane threw her arms round his legs and began to cry
and ask him not to go and be beaten too.
That two was very nice for Robert, as you can imagine,
but it was nothing to what he felt when Anthea rushed in between him and the baker's boy
and caught that unfair and degraded fighter round the waist,
imploring him not to fight anymore.
Oh, don't hurt my brother anymore, she said in floods of tears.
He didn't mean it, it's only play, and I'm sure he's very sorry.
You see how unfair this was to Robert, because if the baker's boy had had any right and
chivalrous instincts, and had yielded to Anthea's pleading and accepted her despicable apology,
Robert could not, in honor, have done anything to him at a future time.
But Robert's fears, if he had any, were soon dispelled.
Chivalry was a stranger to the breast of the baker's boy.
He pushed Anthea away very roughly, and he chased Robert with kicks and unpleasant conversation
right down the road to the sandpit, and there, with one last kick, he landed him in a heap of sand.
I'd larn you, you young voice.
"'Marmint,' he said, and went off to pick up his loaves and go about his business.
Cyril, impeded by Jane, could do nothing without hurting her, for she clung round his legs with
the strength of despair. The baker's boy went off red and damp about the face, abusive to the
last. He called them a pack of silly idiots, and disappeared round the corner. Then Jane's
grasp loosened. Cyril turned away in silent dignity.
to follow Robert, and the girls followed him, weeping without restraint.
It was not a happy party that flung itself down in the sand beside the sobbing Robert,
for Robert was sobbing, mostly with rage.
Though, of course, I know that a really heroic boy is always dry-eyed after a fight,
but then he always wins, which had not been the case with Robert.
Cyril was angry with Jane.
Robert was furious with Anthea.
The girls were miserable, and not one of the four was pleased with the baker's boy.
There was, as French writers say, a silence full of emotion.
Then Robert dug his toes and his hands into the sand and wriggled in his rage.
He'd better wait till I'm grown up, the cowardly brute.
Beast, I hate him, but I'll pay him out, just because he's bigger than me.
"'You began,' said Jane, incautiously.
"'I know I did, silly, but I was only rotting, and he kicked me. Look here.'
Robert tore down a stocking and showed a purple bruise, touched up with red.
"'I only wish I was bigger than him, that's all.'
He dug his fingers in the sand and sprang up, for his hand had touched something furry.
It was the semiad, of course.
"'On the lookout to make sillies of them as usual,' as Cyril remarked later.
"'And, of course, the next moment Robert's wish was granted,
"'and he was bigger than the baker's boy.
"'Oh, but much, much bigger.'
"'He was bigger than the big policeman who used to be at the crossing
"'at the mansion house years ago,
"'the one who was so kind in helping old ladies over the crossing,
"'and he was the biggest man I have ever seen,
seen as well as the kindest. No one had a foot-rule in its pocket, so Robert could not be measured,
but he was taller than your father would be, if he stood on your mother's head, which I am sure
he would never be unkind enough to do. He must have been ten or eleven feet high, and as broad as a
boy of that height ought to be. His Norfolk suit had fortunately grown too, and now he stood up in it,
with one of his enormous stockings turned down to show the gigantic bruise on his vast leg.
Immense tears of fury still stood on his flushed giant face.
He looked so surprised, and he was so large to be wearing an eaten collar that the others could not help laughing.
The Semiads done us again, said Cyril.
Not us, me, said Robert.
If you'd got any decent feeling, you'd.
you'd try to make it make you the same size.
You've no idea how silly it feels, he added thoughtlessly.
And I don't want to. I can jolly well see how silly it looks,
Sarrell was beginning. But Anthea said,
Oh, don't! I don't know what's the matter with you boys today.
Look here, squirrel. Let's play fair. It is hateful for poor old Bob's, all alone up there.
Let's ask the Samyad for another wish.
and if it will, I do really think we ought to be made the same size.
The others agreed, but not gaily.
But when they found the Samiad, it wouldn't.
Not I, it said crossly, rubbing its face with its feet.
He's a rude, violent boy, and it'll do him good to be the wrong size for a bit.
What did he want to come digging me out with his nasty wet hands for?
He nearly touched me.
He's a perfect savage.
A boy of the Stone Age would have had more sense.
Robert's hands had indeed been wet, with tears.
Go away and leave me in peace, do, the Samyad went on.
I can't think why you don't wish for something sensible,
something to eat or drink, or good manners, or good tempers.
Go along with you, do.
It almost snarled as it shook its whiskers,
and turned a sulky brown back on them.
The most hopeful felt that further parley was vain.
They turned again to the colossal Robert.
"'Whatever shall we do?' they said, and they all said it.
"'First,' said Robert grimly,
"'I'm going to reason with that baker's boy.
I shall catch him at the end of the road.'
"'Don't hit a chap littler than yourself, old man,' said Cyril.
"'Do I look like hitting him?'
said Robert scornfully.
Why, I should kill him, but I'll give him something to remember.
Wait till I pull up my stocking.
He pulled up his stocking, which was as large as a small bolster-case, and strode off.
His strides were six or seven feet long,
so that it was quite easy for him to be at the bottom of the hill,
ready to meet the baker's boy when he came down swinging the empty basket to meet his master's cart,
which had been leaving bread at the cottages along the house.
the road. Robert crouched behind a haystack in the farmyard that is at the corner, and when he heard
the boy come whistling along, he jumped out at him and caught him by the collar.
Now, he said, and his voice was about four times its usual size, just as his body was four times
it's. I'm going to teach you to kick boys smaller than you. He lifted up the baker's boy and set him on the
top of the haystack, which was about 16 feet from the ground, and then he sat down on the roof
of the cow shed and told the baker's boy exactly what he thought of him. I don't think the
boy heard at all. He was in a sort of trance of terror. When Robert had said everything he could
think of, and some things twice over, he shook the boy and said,
And now get down the best way you can, and left him. I don't know how the baker's boy got down,
but I do know that he missed the cart and got into the very hottest of hot water when he turned up at last at the bakehouse.
I am sorry for him, but, after all, it was quite right that he should be taught that English boys mustn't use their feet when they fight, but their fists.
Of course, the water he got into only became hotter when he tried to tell his master about the boy he had licked,
and the giant as high as a church, because no one could possibly believe such a tale as that.
Next day the tale was believed, but that was too late to be of any use to the baker's boy.
When Robert rejoined the others, he found them in the garden.
Anthea had thoughtfully asked Martha to let them have dinner out there,
because the dining room was rather small,
and it would have been so awkward to have a brother the size of Robert in there.
The lamb, who had slept peacefully during the whole stormy morning, was now found to be sneezing,
and Martha said he had a cold, and would be better indoors.
"'And really, it's just as well,' said Cyril,
"'for I don't believe he'd ever have stopped screaming if he'd once seen you the awful size you are.'
Robert was indeed what a draper would call an outsize in boys.
He found himself able to step right over the iron gate in the front garden.
Martha brought out the dinner.
It was cold veal and baked potatoes, with sago pudding and stewed plums to follow.
She, of course, did not notice that Robert was anything but the usual size,
and she gave him as much meat and potatoes as usual and no more.
You have no idea how small your usual helping of dinner looks
when you are many times your proper size.
Robert groaned and asked for more bread.
But Martha would not go on giving more bread forever.
She was in a hurry,
because the keeper intended to call on his way to Beninhurst Fair,
and she wished to be dressed smartly before he came.
I wish we were going to the fair, said Robert.
You can't go anywhere that size, said Cyril.
Why not, said Robert?
They have giants at fairs, much bigger ones than
me. Not much they don't, Cyril was beginning, when Jane screamed,
Oh, with such loud suddenness that they all thumped her on the back and asked whether she had
swallowed a plumstone. No, she said, breathless from being thumped. It's, it's not a
plumstone, it's an idea. Let's take Robert to the fair and get them to give us money for showing him.
Then we really shall get something out of the old Samiad at last. Take me indeed, said,
said Robert indignantly.
Much more likely me take you.
And so it turned out.
The idea appealed irresistibly to everyone but Robert,
and even he was brought round by Anthea's suggestion
that he should have a double share of any money they might make.
There was a little old pony trap in the coach-house,
the kind that is called a governess cart.
It seemed desirable to get to the fare as quickly as possible,
so Robert, who could now take enormous,
steps, and so go very fast indeed, consented to wheel the others in this. It was as easy to him now
as wheeling the lamb in the mail-cart had been in the morning. The lamb's cold prevented his being of the
party. It was a strange sensation being wheeled in a pony carriage by a giant. Everyone enjoyed the
journey, except Robert and the few people they passed on the way. These mostly went into what looked like
some kind of standing-up fits by the roadside, as Anthea said.
Just outside Beninhurst, Robert hid in a barn, and the others went on to the fair.
There were some swings, and a hooting, tooting, blaring, merry-go-round, and a shooting-gallery and
coconut shies. Resisting an impulse to win a coconut, or at least to attempt the enterprise,
"'Seryl went up to the woman who was loading little guns
"'before the array of glass bottles on strings
"'against a sheet of canvas.
"'Here you are, little gentleman,' she said.
"'Penny a shot.'
"'No thank you,' said Cyril.
"'We are here on business, not on pleasure.
"'Who's the master?'
"'The what?'
"'The master, the head, the boss of the show.'
"'Over there,' she said,
"'pointing to a stout man in a dirty linen jacket
"'who was sleeping in the side.
"'But I don't advise you to wake him sudden. His temper is contrary, especially these hot days. Better
have a shot while you're waiting.' "'It's rather important,' said Cyril.
"'It'll be very profitable to him. I think he'll be sorry if we take it away.'
"'Oh, if it's money in his pocket,' said the woman. "'No kid now. What is it?'
"'It's a giant.'
"'You are kidding.' "'Come along and see,' said Antheon.
The woman looked doubtfully at them.
Then she called to a ragged little girl in striped stockings and a dingy white petticoat that came below her brown frock.
And leaving her in charge of the shooting gallery, she turned to Anthea and said,
"'Well, hurry up, but if you are kidding, you'd best say so.
I'm as mild as milk myself, but my bill, he's a fair terror, and—'
Anthea led the way to the barn.
"'It really is a giant,' she said.
"'He's a giant little boy, in Norfolk's like my brother's there.
"'And we didn't bring him up to the fair because people do stare so,
"'and they seem to go into kind of standing up fits when they see him.
"'And we thought perhaps you'd like to show him, and get pennies.
"'And if you like to pay us something, you can,
"'only it'll have to be rather a lot,
"'because we promised him he should have a double share of whatever we made.'
"'The woman murmured something indistinct,
"'of which the children could only hear the words,
"'Swelp me, ball me, and crump it,
"'which conveyed no definite ideas to their minds.'
She had taken Anthea's hand and was holding it very firmly.
Ananthia could not help wondering what would happen if Robert should have wandered off
or turned his proper size during the interval.
But she knew that the Semiad's gifts really did last till sunset,
however inconvenient their lasting might be,
and she did not think somehow that Robert would care to go out alone while he was that size.
When they reached the barn and Cyril called,
Robert, there was a stir among the loose hay, and Robert began to come out.
His hand and arm came first, then a foot and leg.
When the woman saw the hand, she said, my, but when she saw the foot, she said,
upon my civy, and when, by slow and heavy degrees, the whole of Robert's enormous bulk was at last completely disclosed,
she drew a long breath and began to say many things, compared with which, balmy and crumpet, seemed quite ordinary.
She dropped into understandable English at last.
"'What'll you take for him?' she said excitedly.
"'Anything in reason. We'd have a special van built.
"'Leastways, I know where there's a second-hand one would do up handsome.
"'What a baby elephant had has died?
"'What'll you take?'
"'He's soft, ain't he? Them giants mostly is.
"'But I never see. No, never.
"'What'll you take? Down on the nail.
"'We'll treat him like a king and give him first-rate grub
"'and a Doss fit for a Bloomin' Duke.
"'He must be doughty, or he wouldn't need you kids to card him about.
"'What'll you take for him?'
"'They won't take anything,' said Robert sternly.
"'I'm no more soft than you are.
"'Not so much, I shouldn't wonder.
"'I'll come and be a show for today, if you'll give me—'
"'He hesitated at the enormous price he was about to ask.
"'If you'll give me fifteen shillings.'
"'Done,' said the woman,
"'so quickly that Robert felt he had been unfair to himself,
"'and wished he had asked thirty.
"'Come on now and see my bill,
and we'll fix a price for the season. I dare say you might get as much as two quid a week regular.
Come on and make yourself as small as you can for gracious sake. This was not very small, and a crowd
gathered quickly, so that it was at the head of an enthusiastic procession that Robert entered
the trampled meadow where the fair was held, and passed over the stubbly, yellow, dusty grass
to the door of the biggest tent. He crept in, and the woman went to call her bill.
He was the big sleeping man, and he did not seem at all pleased at being awakened.
Cyril, watching through a slit in the tent, saw him scowl and shake a heavy fist and a sleepy head.
Then the woman went on speaking very fast.
Cyril heard,
Struth, and, Biggest draw you ever so help me.
And he began to share Robert's feeling that fifteen shillings was indeed far too little.
Bill slouched up to the tent and entered.
When he beheld the magnificent proportions of Robert, he said but little.
Strike me pink!
Were the only words the children could afterwards remember,
but he produced fifteen shillings,
mainly in sixpences and coppers, and handed it to Robert.
We'll fix up about what you're to draw when the show's over tonight, he said,
with hoarse heartiness.
or love a duck. You'll be that happy with us you'll never want to leave us. Can you do a song now,
or a bit of a breakdown? Not today, said Robert, rejecting the idea of trying to sing,
as once in May, a favorite of his mother's, and the only song he could think of at the moment.
Get Levi and clear them blooming photos out, clear the tent, stick up a curtain or something,
the man went on. Lord, what a pity we ain't got no tight.
his size, but we'll have him before the weeks out. Young man, your fortune's made. It's a good thing
you came to me, and not to some chaps as I could tell you on. I've known blokes as beat their giants
and starved him, too. So I'll tell you straight, you're in luck this day if you never was afore,
because I'm a lamb I am, and I don't deceive you. I'm not afraid of anyone's beating me,
said Robert, looking down on the lamb. Robert was crouched on his knees because the
tent was not big enough for him to stand up right in, but even in that position he could still
look down on most people. But I'm awfully hungry, I wish you'd get me something to eat.
"'Hare, Becca,' said the horse bill. "'Get him some grub, the best you've got, mind?'
Another whisper followed, of which the children only heard.
"'Down in black and white, first thing to-morrow.'
Then the woman went to get the food. It was only bread and cheese when it came.
but it was delightful to the large and empty Robert.
And the man went to post sentinels round the tent,
to give the alarm if Robert should attempt to escape with his fifteen shillings.
As if we weren't honest, said Anthea indignantly,
when the meaning of the sentinels dawned on her.
Then began a very strange and wonderful afternoon.
Bill was a man who knew his business.
In a very little while, the photographic views,
the spy glasses you look at them through, so that they really seem rather real,
and the lights you see them by were all packed away.
A curtain. It was an old red and black carpet, really, was run across the tent.
Robert was concealed behind, and Bill was standing on a trestle table outside the tent,
making a speech. It was a rather good speech.
It began by saying that the giant it was his privilege to introduce to the public that day
was the eldest son of the Emperor of San Francisco,
compelled through an unfortunate love affair
with the Duchess of the Fiji Islands
to leave his own country and take refuge in England,
the land of liberty,
where freedom was the right of every man,
no matter how big he was.
It ended by the announcement that the first twenty who came to the tent door
should see the giant for three pence apiece.
After that, said Bill,
the price is ris,
and I don't undertake to say what it won't be
Riz, too, so now's your time. A young man squiring his sweetheart on her afternoon out was the first
to come forward. For that occasion, his was the princely attitude, no expense spared, money, no object.
His girl wished to see the giant? Well, she should see the giant, even though seeing the giant
cost threepence each, and the other entertainments were all penny ones. The flap of the tent was raised.
The couple entered. Next moment, a wild shriek.
from the girl thrilled through all present. Bill slapped his leg.
That's done the trick, he whispered to Becca. It was indeed a splendid advertisement of the charms of Robert.
When the girl came out, she was pale and trembling, and a crowd was round the tent.
What was it like? asked a bailiff.
Oh, horrid, you wouldn't believe, she said. It's as big as a barn and that fierce.
It froze the blood in my bones. I wouldn't have missed seeing it for.
anything. The fierceness was only caused by Robert's trying not to laugh, but the desire to do
that soon left him, and before sunset he was more inclined to cry than to laugh, and more inclined
to sleep than either, for by ones and twos and threes people kept coming in all the afternoon,
and Robert had to shake hands with those who wished it, and allow himself to be punched and pulled
and patted and thumped, so that people might make sure he was really real.
The other children sat on a bench and watched and waited, and were very bored indeed.
It seemed to them that this was the hardest way of earning money that could have been invented,
and only fifteen shillings. Bill had taken four times that already,
for the news of the giant had spread, and tradespeople in carts,
and gentle people in carriages came from far and near.
One gentleman with an eyeglass and a very large yellow rose in his buttonhole
offered Robert, in an obliging whisper,
ten pounds a week to appear at the Crystal Palace.
Robert had to say no.
I can't, he said regretfully.
It's no use promising what you can't do.
Ah, poor fellow, bound for a term of years, I suppose.
Well, here's my card.
When your time's up come to me.
I will, if I'm the same.
same size then, said Robert truthfully.
If you grow a bit, so much the better, said the gentleman.
When he had gone, Robert beckoned Cyril, and said,
Tell them I must and will have an easy, and I want my tea.
Tea was provided, and a paper hastily pinned on the tent.
It said, closed for half an hour, while the giant gets his tea.
Then there was a hurried counsel.
"'How am I to get away?' said Robert.
"'I've been thinking about it all the afternoon.'
"'Why, walk out when the sun sets, and you're your right size.
They can't do anything to us.'
"'Rober opened his eyes.
"'Why, they'd nearly kill us,' he said.
"'When they saw me get my right size?
"'No, we must think of some other way.
"'We must be alone when the sun sets.'
"'I know,' said Cyril briskly,
"'and he went to the door,
outside which Bill was smoking a clay pipe and talking in a low voice to Becca.
Cyril heard him say,
"'Good as heaven of fortune left you!'
"'Look here,' said Cyril.
"'You can let people come in again in a minute.
He's nearly finished his tea.
But he must be left alone when the sun sets.
He's very queer at that time of day,
and if he's worried I won't answer for the consequences.'
"'Why? What comes over him?' asked Bill.
"'I don't know. It's—it's a sort of a change,' said Cyril, candidly.
"'He isn't at all like himself. You'd hardly know him. He's very queer indeed.
Someone'll get hurt if he's not alone about sunset.'
"'This was true.'
"'He'll pull round for the evening, I suppose.'
"'Oh, yes. Half an hour after sunset, he'll be quite himself again.'
"'Best humor him,' said the woman.
And so, at what cereal judged was about half an hour before sunset, the tent was again closed, whilst the giant gets his supper.
The crowd was very merry about the giant's meals, and they're coming so close together.
Well, he can pick a bit, Bill owned. You see, he has to eat hearty being the size he is.
Inside the tent, the four children breathlessly arranged a plan of retreat.
"'You go now,' said Cyril to the girls,
"'and get a long home as fast as you can.
"'Oh, never mind the beastly pony cart.
"'We'll get that tomorrow.'
"'Robert and I are dressed the same.
"'We'll manage somehow, like Sidney Carton did.
"'Only you girls must get out, or it's all no-go.
"'We can run, but you can't, whatever you may think.'
"'No, Jane, it's no good Robert going out and knocking people down.
"'The police would follow him till he turned his proper side.
and then arrest him like a shot.
Go, you must.
If you don't, I'll never speak to you again.
It was you got us into this mess, really,
hanging round people's legs the way you did this morning.
Go, I tell you.
And Jane and Anthea went.
We're going home, they said to Bill.
We're leaving the giant with you. Be kind to him.
And that, as Anthea said afterwards,
was very deceitful.
but what were they to do?
When they had gone, Cyril went to Bill.
Look here, he said.
He wants some ears of corn.
There's some in the next field but one.
I'll just run and get it.
Oh, and he says, can't you loop up the tent at the back a bit?
He says he's stifling for a breath of air.
I'll see no one peeps in at him.
I'll cover him up, and he can take a nap while I go for the corn.
He will have it.
There's no holding him when he gets like this.
The giant was made comfortable with a heap of sacks and an old tarpaulin.
The curtain was looped up, and the brothers were left alone.
They matured their plan in whispers.
Outside, the merry-go-round blared out its comic tunes, screaming now and then to attract public notice.
Half a minute after the sun had set, a boy in a Norfolk suit came out past Bill.
I'm off for the corner.
he said, and mingled quickly with the crowd.
At the same instant a boy came out of the back of the tent, past Becca, posted there as a
sentinel.
I'm off after the corn, said this boy also, and he too moved away quietly and was lost in the crowd.
The front door boy was Cyril. The back door was Robert, now, since sunset, once more his
proper size. They walked quickly through the field and along the road where Robert caught
Cyril up. Then they ran. They were home as soon as the girls were, for it was a long way,
and they ran most of it. It was indeed a very long way, as they found when they had to go and
drag the pony trap home next morning, with no enormous Robert to wheel them in it as if it were
a mail cart, and they were babies, and he was their gigantic nursemaid.
I cannot possibly tell you what Bill and Becca said when they found that the giant had gone.
For one thing, I do not know.
End of Chapter 8.
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Five Children and It by E. Nesbit, Chapter 9. Chapter 9, Grown Up
Serral had once pointed out that ordinary life is full of occasions on which a wish would be most useful,
and this thought filled his mind when he happened to wake early on the morning after the morning
after Robert had wished to be bigger than the baker's boy, and had been it.
The day that lay between these two days had been occupied entirely by getting the governess cut
home from Beninhurst.
Cyril dressed hastily.
He did not take a bath, because tin baths are so noisy, and he had no wish to rouse Robert,
and he slipped off alone, as Anthea had once done, and ran through the dewy morning to the sandpit.
He dug up the samiad very carefully and kindly, and began the conversation by asking it
whether it still felt any ill effects from the contact with the tears of Robert the day before
yesterday.
The samiad was in a good temper.
It replied politely.
"'And now what can I do for you?' it said.
"'I suppose you've come here so early to ask for something for yourself,
"'something your brothers and sisters aren't to know about, eh?
"'Now do be persuaded for your own good.
"'Ask for a good fat megarethium and have done with it.'
"'Thank you, not today, I think,' said Cyril cautiously.
"'What I really wanted to say was,
"'you know how you're always wishing for things when you're playing at anything.'
"'I seldom play,' said the Samiad.
"'Well, you know what I mean,' Cyril went on impatiently.
"'What I want to say is, won't you let us have our wish just when we think of it,
and just what we happen to be, so that we don't have to come and disturb you again,' added the crafty Cyril.
"'It'll only end in your wishing for something you don't really want, like you did about the castle,'
said the Sammy ad, stretching its brown arms and yawning.
"'It's always the same since people left off eaten really wholesome things.
However, have it your own way.
"'Good-bye,' said Cyril politely.
"'I'll tell you what,' said the Sammyad suddenly,
"'shooting out its long snail's eyes.
"'I'm getting tired of you.
"'All of you.
"'You have no more sense than so many oysters.
"'Go along with you.'
"'And Cyril went.
"'What an awful long time, babies stay babies,'
"'said Cyril, after the lamb,
"'had taken his watch out of his pocket while he wasn't noticing,
"'and with coos and clucks of naughty rapture
"'had opened the case and used the whole thing as a gun,
and spade, and when even immersion in a wash hand-basin had failed to wash the mould from the
works and make the watch go again. Cyril had said several things in the heat of the moment,
but now he was calmer, and had even consented to carry the lamb part of the way to the woods.
Cyril had persuaded the others to agree to his plan, and not to wish for anything more till they
really did wish it. Meantime, it seemed good to go to the woods for nuts, and on the mossy
grass under a sweet chestnut tree the five were sitting. The lamb was pulled. The lamb was
pulling up the moss by fat handfuls, and Cyril was gloomily contemplating the ruins of his watch.
"'He does grow,' said Anthea.
"'Doesn't do, precious.'
"'Me grow!' said the lamb cheerfully.
"'Me grow, big boy. Have guns and mouses?
Anne?'
Imagination or vocabulary gave out here.
But anyway, it was the longest speech the lamb had ever made, and it charmed everyone,
even Cyril, who tumbled the lamb over and rolled him in the moss to the music of delighted squeals.
"'I suppose he'll be grown up some day,' Anthea was saying,
dreamily looking up at the blue of the sky that showed between the long, straight chestnut leaves.
But at that moment the lamb, struggling gaily with Cyril,
thrust a stoutly shod little foot against his brother's chest.
There was a crack.
The innocent lamb had broken the glass of father's second-best Waterbury watch,
which Cyril had borrowed without leave.
"'Grow up some day,' said Cyril bitterly, plumping the lamb down on the grass.
"'I dare say he will when nobody wants him to. I wish to goodness he would.'
"'Oh, take care!' cried Anthea in an agony of apprehension, but it was too late.
Like music to a song, her words and Cyrils came out together.
"'Anthea, oh, take care!' Cyril. Grow up now.'
The faithful Samyad was true to its promise, and there, before the horrified eyes of its brothers and sisters,
the lamb suddenly and violently grew up.
It was the most terrible moment.
The change was not so sudden as the wish changes usually were.
The baby's face changed first.
It grew thinner and larger.
Lines came in the forehead.
The eyes grew more deep-set and darker in color.
The mouth grew longer and thinner.
Most terrible of all, a little dark mustache
appeared on the lip of one who was still,
except as to the face,
a two-year-old baby in a linen smock and white open-work socks.
"'Oh, I wish it wouldn't! Oh, I wish it wouldn't! You boys might wish as well!'
They all wished hard, for the sight was enough to dismay the most heartless. They all wished so hard,
indeed, that they felt quite giddy and almost lost consciousness, but the wishing was quite vain,
for when the woods ceased to whirl round, their dazzled eyes were riveted at once by the spectacle
of a very proper-looking young man in flannels and a straw hat, a young man who wore the same little black
mustache which just before they had actually seen growing upon the baby's lip.
This then was the lamb.
Grown up! Their own lamb! It was a terrible moment.
The grown-up lamb moved gracefully across the moss and settled himself against the trunk of
the sweet chestnut. He tilted the straw hat over his eyes. He was evidently weary.
He was going to sleep.
The lamb, the original little tiresome beloved lamb, often went to sleep at odd times in
unexpected places. Was this new lamb in the grey flannel suit and the pale green necktie like the
other lamb, or had his mind grown up together with his body? That was the question which the others,
in a hurried council held among the yellowing bracken a few yards from the sleeper, debated eagerly.
Whichever it is, it'll be just as awful, Sedanthia. If his inside senses are grown up too,
he won't stand our looking after him, and if he's still a baby inside of him, how on earth are we to get him to
do anything. And it'll be getting on for dinner time in a minute, and we haven't got any nuts,
said Jane. Oh, bother nuts, said Robert, but dinner's different. I didn't have half enough dinner
yesterday. Couldn't we tie him to the tree and go home to our dinners and come back afterwards?
A fat lot of dinner we should get if we went back without the lamb, said Cyril in scornful misery.
And it'll be just the same if we go back with him in the state he is now. Yes, I know it's my doing.
Don't rub it in. I know I'm a beast and
not fit to live. You can take that for settled and say no more about it. The question is,
what are we going to do? Let's wake him up and take him into Rochester, a maidsone, and get some
grub at a pastry cooks, said Robert, hopefully. Take him, repeated Cyril. Yes, do. It's all my fault. I don't
deny that, but you'll find you've got your work cut out for you if you try to take that young
man anywhere. The lamb always was spoilt, but now he's grown up. He's a demon, simply. I can see it. Look at
his mouth. Well then, said Robert, let's wake him up and see what he'll do. Perhaps he'll take us
to Maidstone and stand Sam. He ought to have a lot of money in the pockets of those extra
special bags. We must have dinner anyway. They drew lots with little bits of bracken. It fell to Jane's
lot to waken the grown-up lamb. She did it gently by tickling his nose with a twig of wild
honeysuckle. He said, bother the flies, twice, and then opened his eyes. Hello, kiddies.
He said in a languid tone,
"'Still here, what's the giddy hour?
You'll be late for your grub.'
"'I know we shall,' said Robert bitterly.
"'Then cut along home,' said the grown-up lamb.
"'What about your grub, though?' asked Jane.
"'Oh, how far's it to the station, do you think?
I have a sort of notion that I'll run up to town and have lunch at the club.'
Blank misery fell like a pall on the four others.
The lamb, alone, unattended, would go to town.
town and have lunch at a club. Perhaps he would also have tea there. Perhaps sunset would come upon him
amid the dazzling luxury of clubland, and a helpless, cross, sleepy baby would find itself alone
amid unsypathetic waiters, and would wail miserably for panty from the depths of a club armchair.
The picture moved Anthea almost to tears.
"'Oh, no, Lamb-Ducky, you mustn't do that,' she cried incautiously. The grown-up lamb frowned.
"'My dear Anthea,' he said,
How often am I to tell you that my name is Hillary, or St. Moore, or Deverey, any of my
baptismal names are free to my little brothers and sisters, but not lamb, a relic of foolish and
far-off childhood?
This was awful. He was their elder brother now, was he?
Well, of course he was if he was grown up, since they weren't.
Thus, in whispers, Antheon Robert.
But the almost daily adventures resulting from the Semiad wishes were making the children wise
beyond their years.
"'Dear Hillary,' said Anthea,
and the others choked at the name.
"'You know, father didn't wish you to go to London.
He wouldn't like us to be left alone
without you to take care of us.
Oh, deceitful beast that I am,' she added to herself.
"'Look here,' said Cyril.
"'If you're our elder brother,
why not behave as such,
and take us over to Maidstone
and give us a jolly good blowout,
and we'll go on the river afterwards?'
"'I'm infinitely obliged to you,' said the lamb courteously.
But I should prefer solitude.
Go home to your lunch.
I mean your dinner.
Perhaps I may look in about tea time.
Or I may not be home till after you are in your beds.
Their beds?
Speaking glances flashed between the wretched four.
Much bed there would be for them if they weren't home without the lamb.
We promised Mother not to lose sight of you if we took you out,
Jane said before the others could stop her.
Look here, Jane, said the grown-up lamb,
putting his hands in his pockets and looking to.
down at her. Little girls should be seen and not heard. You kids must learn not to make yourselves
a nuisance. One along home now, and perhaps if you're good, I'll give you each a penny tomorrow.
"'Look here,' said Cyril, in the best man-to-man tone at his command. Where are you going, old man?
You might let Bob's and me come with you, even if you don't want the girls.'
This was really rather noble of Cyril, for he never did care much about being seen in public with the lamb,
who, of course, after sunset would be a baby again.
The man-to-man tone succeeded.
I shall just run over to Maidstone on my bike, said the new lamb, airily,
fingering the little black mustache.
I can lunch at the crown, and perhaps I'll have a pull on the river,
but I can't take you all in the machine now, can I?
Run along home, like good children.
The position was desperate.
Robert exchanged a despairing look with Cyril.
Anthea detached a pin from her waistband,
a pin who was withdrawal left a gaping chasm between skirt and bodice,
and handed it furtively to Robert, with a grimace of the darkest and deepest meaning.
Robert slipped away to the road. There, sure enough, stood a bicycle, beautiful new freewheel.
Of course, Robert understood at once that if the lamb was grown up, he must have a bicycle.
This had always been one of Robert's own reasons for wishing to be grown up.
He hastily began to use the pin, 11 punctures in the back tire, seven in the front.
He would have made the total twenty-two but for the rustling of the yellow hazel leaves,
which warned him of the approach of the others.
He hastily leaned a hand on each wheel,
and was rewarded by the wish of what was left of the air escaping from eighteen neat pinholes.
"'Your bikes run down,' said Robert,
wondering how he could so soon have learned to deceive.
"'So it is,' said Cyril.
"'It's a puncture,' said Anthea, stooping down,
and standing up again with a thorn which she had got ready for the purpose.
look here.
The grown-up lamb, or Hillary, as I suppose one must now call him,
fixed his pump and blew up the tire.
The punctured state of it was soon evident.
I suppose there's a cottage somewhere near,
where one could get a pail of water, said the lamb.
There was, and when the number of punctures had been made manifest,
it was felt to be a special blessing that the cottage provided teas for cyclists.
It provided an odd sort of tea and hammy meal for the lamb and his brothers.
This was paid for out of the 15 shillings which had been earned by Robert when he was a giant,
for the lamb, it appeared, had unfortunately no money about him.
This was a great disappointment for the others, but it is a thing that will happen,
even to the most grown-up of us.
However, Robert had enough to eat, and that was something.
Quietly but persistently the miserable four took it in turns to try to persuade the lamb,
or St. Moore, to spend the rest of the day in the woods.
There was not very much of the day left by the time he had mended the 18th puncture.
He looked up from the completed work with a sigh of relief and suddenly put his tie straight.
There's a lady coming, he said briskly.
For goodness sake, get out of the way.
Go home, hide, vanish somehow.
I can't be seen with a pack of dirty kids.
His brothers and sisters were indeed rather dirty,
because, early in the day, the lamb in his infant state,
had sprinkled a good deal of garden soil over them.
The grown-up lamb's voice was so tyrant-like, as Jane said afterwards,
that they actually retreated to the back garden,
and left him with his little mustache and his flannel suit to meet alone the young lady,
who now came up the front garden wheeling a bicycle.
The woman of the house came out, and the young lady spoke to her.
The lamb raised his hat as she passed him,
and the children could not hear what she said,
though they were craning round the corner by the pig-pailer listening with all their ears.
They felt it to be perfectly fair, as Robert said, with that wretched lamb and that condition.
When the lamb spoke in a languid voice heavy with politeness,
they heard well enough.
A puncture, he was saying,
can I not be of any assistance,
if you could allow me?
There was a stifled explosion of laughter
behind the pig-pail.
The grown-up lamb, otherwise devourer,
turned the tail of an angry eye in its direction.
You're very kind, said the lady,
looking at the lamb.
She looked rather shy,
but as the boys put it,
there didn't seem to be any nonsense about her.
But, oh, whispered Cyril behind the pig-pail,
I should have thought he'd had enough bisoned,
mending for one day, and if she only knew that really and truly he's only a whiny, piney, silly
little baby.
He's not, Anthea murmured angrily.
He's a deer, if people only let him alone.
It's our own precious lamb still whatever silly idiots may turn him into.
Isn't he pussy?
Jane doubtfully supposed so.
Now the lamb, whom I must try to remember to call St. Moore, was examining the lady's bicycle
and talking to her with a very grown-up manner indeed.
no one could possibly have supposed to see and hear him
that only that very morning he had been a chubby child of two years
breaking other people's Waterbury watches.
Deborah, as he ought to be called for the future,
took out a gold watch when he had mended the lady's bicycle,
and all the onlookers behind the pig-pail said,
Oh! Because it seemed so unfair that the baby,
who had only that morning destroyed two cheap but honest watches,
should now, in the grown-upness Cyril's folly had raised him to,
have a real gold watch.
with a chain and seals.
Hilary, as I will now term him,
withered his brothers and sisters with a glance,
and then said to the lady,
with whom he seemed to be quite friendly,
If you will allow me, I will ride with you as far as the cross-roads.
It is getting late, and there are traps about.
No one will ever know what answer the young lady intended to give to this gallant offer.
For, directly Anthea heard it made,
she rushed out, knocking against the pig-pail,
which overflowed in a turbid stream, and caught the lamb.
I suppose I ought to say Hillary, by the arm.
The others followed, and in an instant the four dirty children were visible beyond disguise.
"'Don't let him,' said Anthea to the lady, and she spoke with intense earnestness.
"'He's not fit to go with anyone.'
"'Go away, little girl,' said St. Moore, as we will now call him, in a terrible voice.
"'Go home at once.'
"'You'd much better not have anything to do with him,' the now reckless Anthea went on.
"'He doesn't know who he is.
"'He's something very different from what you think he is.'
"'What do you mean?' asked the lady not unnaturally,
"'while Devere, as I must term the grown-up lamb,
"'tried vainly to push Anthea away.
"'The others backed her up, and she stood solid as a rock.
"'You'd just let him go with you,' said Anthea.
"'You'll soon see what I mean.
"'How would you like to suddenly see a poor little helpless baby
"'spinning along downhill beside you with its feet up
"'on a bicycle it had lost control of?'
"'The lady had turned rather pale.
"'Who are these very dirty children?' she asked the grown-up lamb,
sometimes called St. Moore in these pages.
"'I don't know,' he lied miserably.
"'Oh, lamb, how can you?' cried Jane.
"'When you know perfectly well you're our own little baby brother that were so fond of.
"'We're his big brothers and sisters,' she explained, turning to the lady,
who with trembling hands was now turning her bicycle towards the gate.
"'And we've got to take care of him.
and we must get him home before sunset, or I don't know whatever will become of us.
You see, he's sort of under a spell, enchanted, you know what I mean.
Again and again the lamb, Deborah, I mean, had tried to stop Jane's eloquence,
but Robert and Cyril held him, one by each leg, and no proper explanation was possible.
The lady rode hastily away, and electrified her relatives at dinner by telling them of her escape
from a family of dangerous lunatics.
The little girl's eyes were simply those of a maniac.
I can't think how she came to be at large, she said.
When her bicycle had whizzed away down the road, Cyril spoke gravely.
Hillary, old chap, he said,
You must have had a sunstroke or something,
and the things you've been saying to that lady.
Why, if we were to tell you the things you've said when you are yourself again,
say tomorrow morning, you wouldn't even understand them, let alone believe them.
You trust me, old chap, and come home now,
and if you're not yourself in the morning, we'll ask the milkman to ask the doctor to come.
The poor grown-up lamb, St. Moore was really one of his Christian names, seemed now too bewildered to resist.
Since you all seem to be as mad as the whole worshipful company of Hatters, he said bitterly,
I suppose I had but to take you home. But you're not to suppose I shall pass this over.
I shall have something to say to you all tomorrow morning.
Yes you will, my lamb, said Anthea, under her breath, but it won't be at all the
sort of thing you think it's going to be? In her heart she could hear the pretty, soft little
loving voice of the baby lamb, so different from the affected tones of the dreadful grown-up
lamb, one of whose names was Devereux, saying, me love, panty, wants to come to own panty.
Oh, let's get home, for goodness sake, she said. You shall say whatever you like in the morning,
if you can, she added in a whisper. It was a gloomy party that went home through the soft evening.
During Anthea's remarks, Robert had again made play with the pin and the bicycle tire,
and the lamb, whom they had to call St. Moore, or Deborah or Hillary,
seemed really at last to have had his fill of bicycle mending.
So the machine was wheeled.
The sun was just on the point of setting when they arrived at the White House.
The four elder children would have liked to linger in the lane,
till the complete sun-setting turned the grown-up lamb,
whose Christian names I will not further weary you by repeating,
into their own dear tiresome baby brother.
But he, in his grown-upness, insisted on going on,
and thus he was met in the front garden by Martha.
Now you remember that, as a special favour,
the Samyad had arranged that the servants in the house
should never notice any change brought about by the wishes of the children.
Therefore Martha merely saw the usual party,
with the baby lamb, about whom she had been desperately anxious all the afternoon,
trotting beside Anthea on fat baby legs,
while the children, of course, still saw the grown-up lamb, never mind what names he was christened by,
and Martha rushed at him and caught him in her arms, exclaiming,
"'Come to his own Martha, then, a precious poppet!'
The grown-up lamb, whose name shall now be buried in oblivion, struggled furiously,
an expression of intense horror and annoyance was seen on his face.
But Martha was stronger than he.
She lifted him up and carried him into the house.
None of the children will ever forget that picture.
the neat grey flannel-suited, grown-up young man with the green tie and the little black moustache.
Fortunately, he was slightly built, and not tall, struggling in the sturdy arms of Martha, who bore him away helpless,
imploring him, as she went, to be a good boy now, and come and have his nice brimelk!
Fortunately, the sun set as they reached the doorstep, the bicycle disappeared, and Martha was seen to carry into the house the real, live, darling, sleepy, two-year-old lamb.
The grown-up lamb, nameless henceforth, was gone forever.
"'Forever,' said Cyril,
"'because as soon as ever the lamb's old enough to be bullied,
"'we must jolly well begin to bully him, for his own sake,
"'so that he mayn't grow up like that.'
"'You shan't bully him,' said Anthea stoutly,
"'not if I can stop it.'
"'We must tame him by kindness,' said Jane.
"'You see,' said Robert,
"'if he grows up in the usual way,
"'there'll be plenty of time to correct him as he'd
goes along. The awful thing today was his growing up so suddenly. There was no time to improve him
at all. He doesn't want any improving, said Anthea, as the voice of the lamb came cooing through
the open door, just as she had heard it in her heart that afternoon. Me loves panty, wants to come
to own panty. End of Chapter 9.
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Alicia Piercy. Five Children and It by Edith Nesbitt. Chapter 10. Probably the day would have been a
greater success if Cyril had not been reading the last of the Mohicans. The story was running in his
head at breakfast, and as he took his third cup of tea, he said dreamily, I wish there were
red Indians in England, not big ones, you know, but little ones.
just about the right size for us to fight.
Everyone disagreed with them at the time,
and no one attached any importance to the incident,
but when they went down to the sandpit
to ask for a hundred pounds in two shilling pieces
with Queen Victoria's head on,
to prevent mistakes,
which they'd always felt to be a really reasonable wish
that must turn out well.
They found out that they had done it again.
For the Samid, which was very cross and sleepy, said,
Oh, don't bother me, you've had.
your wish. I didn't know it, said Cyril. Don't you remember yesterday, said the Sam Ferry,
still more disagreeably? You asked me to let you have your wishes wherever you happen to be,
and you wish this morning, and you've got it. Oh, have we? said Robert. What is it?
So you've forgotten, said the Sammy, beginning to burrow. Never mind, you'll know soon enough,
and I wish you joy of it. A nice thing you've let yourself in for.
We always do somehow, said Jane sadly.
And now the odd thing was that no one could remember anyone's having wished for anything that morning.
The wish about the Red Indians had not stuck in anyone's head.
It was a most anxious morning.
Everyone was trying to remember what had been wished for, and no one could,
and everyone kept expecting something awful to happen every minute.
It was most agitating.
They knew, from what the Samid had said, that they must have wished.
wished for something more than usually undesirable, and they spent several hours in most
agonizing uncertainty. It was not until nearly dinner time that Jane tumbled over the last of the
Mohicans, which had, of course, been left face downwards on the floor. And when Anthea had picked
her and the book up, she said suddenly, I know, and sat down flat on the carpet. Oh, pussy, how
awful. It was Indians he wished for, Cyril. At breakfast, don't you remember? He said,
I wish there were red Indians in England. And now there are, and they're going about scalping people
all over the country, like as not. Perhaps they're only in Northumberland and Durham, said Jane
soothingly. It was almost impossible to believe that it could really hurt people much to be scalped so far
away as that. Don't you believe it, said Anthea. The Samyad said we'd let ourselves in
for a nice thing. That means they'll come here, and suppose they've scalped the lamb.
Perhaps the scalping would come right again at sunset, said Jane, but she did not speak so
hopefully as usual. Not it, said Anthea. The things that grow out of the wishes don't go.
Look at the 15 shillings. Pussy, I'm going to break something, and you must let me have every
penny of money you've got. The Indians will come here, don't you see? That spiteful Sammy,
as good as said so. You see what my plan is? Come on. Jane did not see it all, but she followed her sister
meekly into their mother's bedroom. Anthea lifted down the heavy water jug. It had gotten a pattern of storks
and long grasses on it, which Anthea never forgot. She carried it into the dressing room,
and carefully emptied the water out of it into the bath. Then she took the jug back into the
bedroom and dropped it onto the floor. You know how a jug always breaks if you happen to drop it by
accident. If you happen to drop it on purpose, it is quite different. And Thea dropped that jug three
times, and it was as unbroken as ever. So at last she had to take her father's boot tree and break
the jug with that in cold blood. It was heartless work. Next, she broke open the missionary box with
the poker. Jane told her that it was wrong, of course, but Anthea shut her lips very tight and then
said, don't be silly, it's a matter of life and death. There was not very much in the missionary box,
only seven and four pence. But the girls between them had nearly four shillings. This made over
11 shillings, as you will easily see. Anthea tied up the money in a corner of her pocket
handkerchief.
Come on, Jane, she said, and ran down to the farm.
She knew that the farmer was going into Rochester that afternoon.
In fact, it had been arranged that he was to take the four children with him.
They had planned this in the happy hour when they believed that they were going to get
that hundred pounds in two-shilling pieces out of the Samid.
They had arranged to pay the farmer two shillings each for the ride.
Now, Anthea hastily explained to him,
that they could not go, but would he take Martha and the baby instead?
He agreed, but he was not pleased to get only a half a crown instead of eight shillings.
Then the girls ran home again.
Anthea was agitated, but not flurried.
When she came to think it over afterwards, she could not help seeing that she had acted
with the most far-seeing promptitude, just like a born-again general.
She fetched a little box from her corner drawer and went to find Martha,
who was laying the cloth and not in the best of tempers.
Look here, said Anthea. I've broken the toilet jug in Mother's Room.
Just like you, always up to some mischief, said Martha, dumping down a salt cellar with a bang.
Don't be cross, Martha, dear, said Anthea. I've got enough money to pay for a new one.
If you'll only be a deer, and go and buy it for us. Your cousins keep a china shop, don't they?
And I would like you to get it today in case Mother comes home tomorrow. You know she said she might.
perhaps. But you're all going into town yourself, said Martha. But you're all going into town yourself,
said Martha. We can't afford to, if we get the new jug, said Amthea, but we'll pay for you to go,
if you'll take the lamb. And I say, Martha, look here, I'll give you my liberty box if you'll go.
Look, it's most awfully pretty, all inlaid with real silver and ivory and ebony like King Solomon's
temple. I see, said Martha. No, I don't.
Don't want your box, miss. What you want is to get the precious lamb off your hands for the afternoon.
Don't you go for it to think that I don't see through you? This was so true that Enthea longed
it at once. Martha had no business to know so much, but she held her tongue. Martha sat down the
bread with a bang that made it jump off its trencher. I do want the jug got, said Anthea softly.
You will go, won't you? Well, just for this once.
I don't mind. But mind you don't get into none of your outrageous mischief while I'm gone,
that's all. Well, just for this once, I don't mind. But mind you don't get into none of your
outrageous mischief while I'm gone. That's all. He's going earlier than he thought, said Anfia
eagerly. You'd better hurry and get dressed. Do put on that lovely purple frock, Martha,
and the hat with the pink-horn flowers, and the yellow lace collar. Jane will finish laying the
cloth, and I'll wash the lamb and get him ready.
As she washed the unwilling lamb and hurried him into his best clothes, and Thea peeped out of the
window from time to time. So far, all was well. She could see no red Indians.
When, with a rush and a scurry and some deepening of the Damasque of Martha's complexion,
she and the lamb had been got off, and Thea drew a deep breath.
He's safe, she said, and, to Jane's horror, flung herself down on the floor and burrow,
into a flood of tears. Jane did not understand at all how a person could be so brave and like a
general, and then suddenly give way and go flat like an air balloon when you prick it. It is better not
to go flat, of course, but you will observe that Anthea did not give way till her aim was accomplished.
She had got the deer lamb out of danger. She felt certain the Red Indians would be round the
White House or nowhere. The farmer's cart would not come back till after sunset, so she would,
she could afford to cry a little. It was partly with joy that she cried because she had done what
she had meant to do. She cried for about three minutes, while Jane hugged her miserably and said at five
second intervals, don't cry, panther dear. Then she jumped up, rubbed her eyes hard with the corner of her
pinafore, so that they kept red for the rest of the day and started to tell the boys. But just at that moment,
cook rang the dinner bell, and nothing could be said till they'd all been helped to mince beef.
Then Cook left the room, and Anthea told her tale.
But it is a mistake to tell a thrilling tale when people are eating minced beef and boiled potatoes.
There seemed somehow to be something about the food that made the idea of Red Indians seem
flat and unbelievable.
The boys actually laughed and called Anthea a little silly.
Why, said Cyril, I'm almost sure it was before I said that.
that that Jane said she wished it would be a fine day. It wasn't, said Jane briefly. Why? If it was
Indians, Cyril went on. Salt, please, and mustard. I must have something to make this mush go down.
If it was Indians, they'd have been infesting the place long before this. You know they would. I believe
it's the fine day. Then why did the Samyad say we let ourselves in for a nice thing? asked Anthea.
She was feeling very cross.
she knew she had acted with nobility and discretion and after that it was very hard to be called a little silly especially when she had the weight of the burglared missionary box and about seven and four pence mostly in coppers lying like lead upon her conscience
there was a silence during which cook took away the mincy plates and brought in the treacle pudding as soon as she had retired cyril began again of course i don't mean to say he admitted that it wasn't a good thing to get martha and the lamb
out of the light for the afternoon. But as for red Indians, why? You know jolly well, the
wishes always come that very minute. If there was going to be red Indians, they be here now.
I expect they are, said Anthea. They're lurking amid the undergrowth for anything you know.
I do think you're most beastly unkind. Indians almost always do lurk, really, though, don't they?
Put in Jane, anxious for peace. No, they don't, said Cyril tartly. And I'm not unkind. I'm only
truthful, and I say it was utter rot breaking the water jug, and as for the missionary box,
I believe it's a treason crime. And I shouldn't wonder if you could be hanged for it, if any of us was to
split. Shut up, can't you? said Robert, but Cyril couldn't. You see, he felt in his heart that if there
should be Indians, they would be entirely his own fault, so he did not wish to believe in them.
And trying not to believe in things when in your heart you are almost sure they are true is as bad for the
temper as anything I know. It's simply idiotic, he said, talking about Indians, when you can see for
yourselves that it's Jane who's got her wish. Look what a fine day it is. Oh! He had turned towards
the window to point out the fineness of the day. The others turned two, and a frozen silence caught
at Cyril, and none of the others felt at all like breaking it, for there, peering round the corner
of the window, among the red leaves of a Virginia creeper was a face, a brown face.
with a long nose and a tight mouth and very bright eyes.
And the face was painted and colored patches.
It had long black hair and in the hair were feathers.
Every child's mouth in the room opened and stayed open.
The triacle pudding was growing white and cold on their plates.
No one could move.
Suddenly the feathered head was cautiously withdrawn and the spell was broken.
I am sorry to say that Anthea's first words were very,
very like a girl.
There now, she said, I told you so.
Tricle pudding had now definitely ceased to charm.
Hastily wrapping their portions in a spectator of the week before, the week before last,
they hid them behind the crinkled paper stove ornament and fled upstairs to reconnoiter
and to hold a hurried counsel.
Pack, said Cyril handsomely when they reached their mother's bedroom.
Panther, I'm sorry if I was a brute.
All right, said Anthea, but you see now.
No further trace of Indians, however, could be discerned from the windows.
Well, said Robert, what are we to do?
The only thing I can think of, said Anthea, who was now generally admitted to be the heroine of the day, is,
if we dressed up as like Indians as we can and looked out of the windows, or even went out,
they might think we were the powerful leaders of a large neighboring tribe,
and not to do anything to us, you know, for a fear of awful vengeance.
But Eliza and the cook, said Jane.
You forget, they can't notice anything, said Robert.
They wouldn't notice anything out of the way, even if they were scalped or roasted at a slow fire.
But would they come right at sunset?
Of course.
You can't be really scalped or burned to death without noticing it,
and you'd be sure to notice it next day, even if it escaped your attention at the time, said Cyril.
I think Anthea's right, but we shall want a most awful lot of feathers.
I'll go down to the henhouse, said Robert.
There's one of the turkeys in there. It's not very well. I could cut its feathers without it minding much.
It's very bad, doesn't seem to care what happens to it. Get me the cutting out scissors.
Ernest reconnoitring convinced them all that no Indians were in the poultry yard.
Robert went. In five minutes he came back, pale but with many feathers.
Look here, he said. This is jolly serious. I cut off the feathers, and when I turned to come
out, there was an Indian squinting at me from under the old hen coop. I just brandished the feathers and
yelled and got away before he could get the coop off the top of himself. Panther, get the colored
blankets off our beds and look slippy, can't you? It is wonderful how like an Indian you can
make yourselves with blankets and feathers and colored scars. Of course, none of the children
happened to have long black hair, but there was a lot of black calico that had been got to cover
school books with. They cut strips of this into a sort of fine fringe and fastened it round their heads
with the amber-colored ribbons off the girl's Sunday dresses. Then they stuck turkey's feathers in
the ribbons. The calico looked very like long black hair, especially when the strips began to curl up
a bit. But our faces, said Anthea, they're not at all the right color. We're all rather pale,
and I'm sure I don't know why, but Cyril is the color of putty. I'm not, said Cyril.
the real indians outside seemed to be brownish said robert hastily i think we ought to be really red it's sort of superior to have a red skin if you are one the red ochre cooked used for the kitchen bricks seemed to be about the reddest thing in the house
the children mixed some in a saucer with milk as they had seen cook do for the kitchen floor then they carefully painted each other's faces and hands with it till they were quite as red as any red indian need be if not red
They knew at once that they must look very terrible when they met Eliza in the passage and she screamed aloud.
This unsolicited testimonial pleased them very much.
Hastily telling her not to be a goose and that it was only a game, the four blanketed, feathered,
really and truly redskins went boldly out to meet the foe.
I say boldly.
That is because I wish to be polite.
At any rate, they went.
Along the hedge dividing the wilderness,
from the garden was a row of dark heads all highly feathered. It's our only chance, whispered Anthea,
much better than to wait for their blood-freezing attack. We must pretend like mad,
like that game of cards when you pretend you've got aces when you haven't. Fluffing, they call it,
I think. Now then, whoop! With four wild war-whoops, or as near them as English children
could be expected to go without any previous practice, they rushed through the gate and struck
four warlike attitudes in face of the line of red Indians. These were all about the same height,
and that height was Cyril's. I hope to goodness they can talk English, said Cyril, through his
attitude. And Thea knew they could, though she never knew how she came to know it. She had a white towel
tied to a walking stick. This was a flag of truce, and she waved it in the hope that the Indians
would know what it was. Apparently they did, for one who was browner than the other stepped forward.
word. Ye seek a pow-wow, he said in excellent English. I am Golden Eagle of the mighty tribe of
rock dwellers. And I, said Anthea, with a sudden inspiration, am the Black Panther, chief of the
Mazawati tribe. My brothers, I don't mean, yes, I do, the tribe. I mean the Mazawadis
are in ambush below the brow of yonder hill. And what mighty warriors be these? asked Golden Eagle,
turning to the others. Cyril said he was the great chief squirrel of the Mone and Congo tribe,
and seeing that Jane was sucking her thumb and could evidently think of no name for herself, he added,
This great warrior is wildcat, pussy for rocks, we call it in this land, leader of the vast
Fatizi tribe. And thou, Valeris Redskin, Golden Eagle inquired suddenly of Robert,
who taken unawares, could only reply that he was Bob's leader of the Cape Mountain.
police. And now, said Black Panther, our tribes, if we just whistle them up, we'll far outnumber your
puny forces, so resistance is useless. Return, therefore, to your own land, oh brother, and smoke pipes of
peace and your wampums with your squaws and your medicine men, and dress yourselves in the gayest wigwams,
and eat happily of the juicy, fresh-caught moccasins. You've got it all wrong, murmured Cyril
angrily, but Golden Eagle only looked inquiringly at her.
Thy customs are other than ours, oh Black Panther, he said.
Bring up thy tribe that we may hold powwow and state before them, as becomes great chiefs.
We'll bring them upright enough, said Anthea, with their bows and arrows and tomahawks and
scalping knives and everything you can think of if you don't look sharp and go.
She spoke bravely enough, but the hearts of all the children were beating furiously.
and their breath came in shorter and shorter gasps.
For the little real red Indians were closing up round them,
coming nearer and nearer with angry murmurs
so that they were the center of a crowd of dark, cruel faces.
It's no go, whispered Robert.
I knew it wouldn't be.
We must make a bolt for the Samid.
It might help us.
If it doesn't, well, I suppose we shall come alive again at sunset.
I wonder if scalping hurts as much as they
say. I'll wave the flag again, said Anthea. If they stand back, we'll run for it. She waved the towel,
and the chief commanded his followers to stand back. Then, charging wildly at a place where the
line of Indians was thinnest, the four children started to run. Their first rush knocked down some
half-dozen Indians, over whose blanketed bodies the children leaped and made straight for the sandpit.
This was no time for the safe, easy way by which carts go down.
right over the edge of the sandpit they went among the yellow and pale purple flowers and dried grasses
past the little sand martin's little front doors skipping clinging bounding stumbling sprawling and
finally rolling yellow eagle and his followers came up with him just at the very spot where they'd seen the
samied that morning breathless and beaten the wretched children now awaited their fate sharp knives and axes gleamed round them
but worse than these was the cruel light in the eyes of Golden Eagle and his followers.
Ye have lied to us, O Black Panther of the Mazawates,
and thou too squirrel of the Mone and Congos.
These also pussyfirox of the Fatizi and bobs of the Cape Mounted Police.
These also have lied to us, if not with their tongue, yet by their silence.
Ye have lied under the cover of the truce flag of the pale face.
ye have no followers
Your tribes are far away
Following the hunting trail
What shall be there doom? He concluded
Turning with a bitter smile
To the other red Indians
Buildwee the fire shouted his followers
And at once a dozen ready
Volunteer started to look for fuel
The four children each held
Between two strong little Indians
Cast despairing glances around them
Oh if they could only see the Samid
Do you mean to scalp us first and then roast us? asked Anthea desperately.
Of course, Redskin opened his eyes at her. It's always done.
The Indians had formed a ring round the children and now sat on the ground gazing at their captives.
There was a threatening silence.
Then slowly, by twos and threes, the Indians who had gone to look for firewood came back,
and they came back empty-handed.
They had not been able to find a single stick of wood for a fire.
No one ever can, as a matter of fact, in that part of Kent.
The children drew a deep breath of relief, but it ended in a moan of terror,
for bright knives were being brandished all about them.
Next moment, each child was seized by an Indian.
Each closed its eyes and tried not to scream.
They waited for the sharp agony of the knife.
It did not come.
Next moment they were released and fell in a trembling heap,
Their heads did not hurt at all.
They only felt strangely cool.
Wild war whoops rang in their ears.
When they ventured to open their eyes,
they saw four of their foes dancing round them with wild leaps and screams,
and each of the four brandished in his hand a scalp of long flowing black hair.
They put their hands to their heads.
Their own scalps were safe.
The poor, untutored savages had indeed scalped the children.
but they had only, so to speak, scalped them of the black calico ringlets.
The children fell into each other's arms, sobbing and laughing.
Their scalps are ours, chanted the chief.
Ill-rooted were their ill-fated hairs.
They came off in the hands of the victors, without struggle, without resistance.
They yielded their scalps to the conquering rock dwellers.
Oh, how little a thing is a scalp so lightly won.
They'll take our real ones in a minute, you see if they don't, said,
Robert, trying to rub some of the red ochre off his face and hands onto his hair.
Cheated of our jest and fiery revenge are we, the chant went on. But there are other
torments than the scalping knife and the flames. Yet is the slow fire the correct thing.
O strange unnatural country wherein a man may find no wood to burn his enemy! Ah, for the boundless
forest of my native land, where the great trees for thousands of miles,
grow but to furnish firewood, wherewithal to burn our foes. Ah, would we were but in our native forest once
more. Suddenly, like a flash of lightning, the golden gravel shone all round the four children
instead of the dusky figures. For every single Indian had vanished on the instant at their
leader's word, the Samid must have been there all the time, and it had given the Indian chief his
wish. Martha brought home a jug with a pattern of storks and long grasses on it. Also, she brought back
all Anthea's money. My cousin, she gave me the jug for luck. She said it was an odd one what the basin
of had got smashed. Oh, Martha, you are a dear, sighed Anthea, throwing her arms around her.
Yes, giggled Martha. You better make the most of me while you've got me. I shall give your
ma noticed directly minute she comes back. Oh, Martha, we haven't been so very horrid to you,
have we? asked Amthea, aghast. Oh, it ain't that, miss, Martha giggled more than ever. I'm going to be
married. It's Beale, the gamekeeper. He's been a proposing to me off and on ever since you come home
from the clergyman's, where you got locked up on the church tower. And today, I said the word and made
him a happy man. Amthea put the seven and four pence back in the missioner.
box and pasted paper over the place where the poker had broken it. She was very glad to be able to do
this, and she does not know to this day whether breaking open a missionary box is or is not a
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end of five children in it by edith nesbit five children in it by e nesbit chapter eleven the last wish
of course you who see above that this is the eleventh and last chapter know very well that the day of which this chapter tells must be the last on which cyril anthea robert and jane will have a chance of getting anything out of the samiad or sand fairy but the children themselves did not know this they were full of rosy visions and whereas on other
days they'd often found it extremely difficult to think of anything really nice to wish for.
Their brains were now full of the most beautiful and sensible ideas.
This, as Jane remarked afterwards, is always the way.
Everyone was up extra early that morning, and these plans were hopefully discussed in the garden
before breakfast. The old idea of 100 pounds in modern Florence was still first favorite,
but there were others that ran it close, the chief of these being the pony each idea.
This had a great advantage. You could wish for a pony each during the morning, ride it all day,
have it vanish at sunset, and wish it back again the next day, which would be an economy of litter
and stabling. But at breakfast two things happened. First, there was a letter from mother.
Granny was better, and mother and father hoped to be home that very afternoon. A cheer arose,
and of course this news at once scattered all the before-breakfast wish ideas. For everyone saw
quite plainly that the wish for the day must be something to please mother and not to please themselves.
I wonder what she would like, pondered Cyril. She'd like us all to be good, said Jane primly.
Yes, but that's so dull for us, Cyril rejoined, and besides, I should hope that we could be
that without sand fairies to help us. No, it must be something splendid that we couldn't
possibly get without wishing for. Look out, said Anthea in a warning voice.
Don't forget yesterday.
Remember, we get our wishes now, just wherever we happen to be when we say, I wish.
Don't, let's let ourselves in for anything silly, today of all days.
All right, sincere, and you need a jaw.
Just then, Martha came in with a jug full of hot water for the teapot,
and a faceful of importance for the children.
A blessing, we're all alive to eat our breakfasts, she said darkly.
Why, whatever's happened, everybody asked.
"'Oh, nothing,' said Martha,
"'only it seems nobody's safe from being murdered in their beds nowadays.'
"'Why?' said Jane,
"'as an agreeable thrill of horror ran down her back and legs and out at her toes.
"'Has anyone been murdered in their beds?'
"'Well, not exactly,' said Martha.
"'But they might just as well.
"'There's been burglars over at Peas-Marsh Place.
"'Beals just told me.
"'And they've took every single one of Lady Chittenden's diamonds
and jewels and things, and she's a-go-and-out of one fainting fit into another with hardly time to say,
oh, my diamonds in between, and Lord Chittenden's away in London.
Lady Chittenden, said Anthea. We've seen her. She wears a red and white dress,
and she has no children of her own, and can't abide other folks. That's her, said Martha.
Well, she's put all her trust in riches, and you see how she's served. They say the diamonds and
things was worth thousands and thousands of pounds. There was a necklace and a river, whatever that is,
a no end of bracelets, and a tarer and ever so many rings. But there, I mustn't stand talking
and all the place to clean down before your mom comes home. I don't see why she should ever have
had such a lot of diamonds, said Anthea when Martha had bounced off. She was rather a nasty lady,
I thought. A mother hasn't any diamonds and hardly any jewels, a topaz necklace, and the
the sapphire ringed daddy gave her when they were engaged, and the garnet star, and the little
pearl brooch with great-grandpa's hair in it. That's about all. When I'm growing up,
I'll buy mother no end of diamonds, said Robert, if she wants them. I shall make so much money
exploring in Africa. I shan't know what to do with it. Wouldn't it be jolly, said Jane dreamily,
if mother could find all those lovely things, necklaces and rivers of diamonds and tars,
said Cyril, tiaras, then, and rings and everything in a room when she came home, I wish she would.
The others gazed at her in horror.
Well, she will, said Robert. You've wished, my good Jane.
And her only chance now is to find the samiad, and if it's in a good temper, it may take back.
the wish and give us another. If not, well, goodness knows what we're in for, the police, of course,
and don't cry, silly, we'll stand by you. Father says we need never be afraid if we don't do
anything wrong and always speak the truth. But Cyril and Anthea exchanged gloomy glances.
They remembered how convincing the truth about the Samyat had been once before, when told to the
police. It was a day of misfortunes. Of course, the Samiag could not be found, nor the jewels.
the every one of the children searched their mother's room again and again.
Of course, Robert said, we couldn't find them.
It'll be mother who'll do that.
Perhaps she'll think they've been in the house for years and years,
and never know they're the stolen ones at all.
Oh, yes, Sarah was very scornful.
Then mother will be a receiver of stolen goods,
and you know jolly well what that's worse then.
Another and exhaustive search of the sandpit failed to reveal the samiad,
so the children went back to the house slowly,
sadly. I don't care, said Anthea Stoutly. We'll tell Mother the truth, and she'll give back
the jewels and make everything all right. Do you think so? said Cyril slowly. Do you think she'll believe us?
Could anyone believe about a Samiaad unless they'd seen it? She'll think we're pretending.
Or else she'll think we're raving mad, and then we'll be sent to Bedlam. How would you like it?
He turned suddenly on the miserable Jane. How would you like it to be shut up in an iron cage with
bars and padded walls, and nothing to do but stick straws in your hair all day, and listen to the
howlings and ravings of the other maniacs. Make up your minds to it, all of you. It's no, you Stelling
mother. But it's true, said Jane. Of course it is. But it's not true enough for grown-up people
to believe it, said Anthea. Cyril's right. Let's put flowers in all the vases and try not to think
about the diamonds. After all, everything's come right in the end all the other times.
so they filled all the pots they could find with flowers asters and zinias and loose-leaved late red roses from the wall of the stable-yard till the house was a perfect bower and almost as soon as dinner was cleared away mother arrived and was clasped in eight loving arms
was very difficult indeed not to tell her about the sammyat all at once because they'd got into the habit of telling her everything but they did succeed in not telling her mother on her side had plenty to tell them about granny and granny's pigeons
and auntie emma's lame-tame donkey she was very delighted with the flowery boweryness of the house and everything seemed so natural and pleasant now that she was home again that the children almost thought they must have dreamed the sammyad
but when mother moved towards the stairs to go up to her bedroom and take off her bonnet the eight arms clung round her just as if she'd had only two children one the lamb and the other an octopus don't go up mummy darling said anthea let me take your things up for you
or I will, said Cyril.
We want you to come look at the rose tree, said Robert.
Oh, don't go up, said Jane helplessly.
Nonsense, dears, said Mother briskly.
I'm not such an old woman yet that I can't take off my bonnet in the proper place.
Besides, I must wash these black hands of mine.
So up she went, and the children following her, exchanged glances of gloomy foreboding.
Mother took off her bonnet.
It was a very pretty hat, really, with white roses on it.
and when she'd taken it off she went to the dressing table to do her pretty hair.
On the table, between the ringstand and the pin cushion, lay a green leather case.
Mother opened it.
How lovely! she cried.
It was a ring, a large pearl, with shining, many lighted diamonds set round it.
Wherever did this come from? Mother asked, trying it on her wedding finger, which it fitted beautifully.
However, did it come here?
I don't know, said each of the children truthfully.
father must have told martha to put it here mother said i'll run down and ask her let me look at it said anthea who knew martha would not be able to see the ring but when martha was asked of course she denied putting the ring there and so did eliza the cook
mother came back to her bedroom very much interested and pleased about the ring but when she opened the dressing-table drawer and found a long case containing an almost priceless diamond necklace she was more interested still though not so pleased
in the wardrobe when she went to put away her bonnet she found a tiara and several brooches and the rest of the jewelry turned up in various parts of the room during the next half-hour the children looked more and more uncomfortable and now jane began to sniff mother
to her gravely.
Jane, she said,
I am sure you know something about this.
Now think before you speak,
and tell me the truth.
We found a fairy,
said Jane obediently.
No nonsense, please, said her mother sharply.
Don't be silly, Jane,
Sierra interrupted. Then he went on desperately.
Look here, mother, we've never seen the things before,
but Lady Chittenden at Peasmarsh Place
lost all her jewelry by wicked burglars last night.
could this possibly be it?
All drew a deep breath.
They were saved.
But how could they have put it here?
And why should they? asked Mother, not unreasonably.
Surely it would have been easier and safer to make off with it.
Suppose, said Cyril, they thought it was better to wait for, for sunset, nightfall, I mean, before they went off with it.
No one but us knew that you were coming back today.
I must send for the police at once, said Mother distracted.
Oh, how I wish Daddy were here.
Wouldn't it be better to wait till he does come? asked Robert, knowing that his father would not be home before sunset.
No, no, I can't wait a minute with all this on my mind, cried Mother.
All this was the heap of jewel cases on the bed.
They put them all in the wardrobe, and Mother locked it.
Then Mother called Martha.
Martha, she said, has any stranger been into my room since I've been away?
Now answer me truthfully.
No, Mom, answered Martha, at least ways I mean to say,
She stopped.
Come, said her mistress kindly.
I see someone has.
You must tell me at once.
Don't be frightened.
I'm sure you haven't done anything wrong.
Martha burst into heavy sobs.
I was going to give you warning this very day, Mom,
to leave at the end of my month,
so I was on account of me being going to make a respectable young man happy.
A gamekeeper, he is by trade, mom,
and I wouldn't deceive you of the name of Beale.
and it's as true as I stand here.
It was your coming home in such a hurry and no warning given.
Out of the kindness of the heart it was, as you says,
Martha, my beauty, he says, which I ain't, never was,
but you know how the men will go on.
I can't see you a toil in and a moylin and not lend an open end,
which mine is a strong arm, and it's yours, Martha, my dear, he says.
And so he helped me a clean-in of the windows,
but outside, Mom, the whole time, and me in.
and if I never say another breathing word, it's the gospel truth.
Were you with him the whole time? asked your mistress.
Him outside, and me and I was, said Martha, except for fetching up a fresh pail and the leather
that that slut of an eliza had hidden away behind the mangle.
That will do, said the children's mother.
I'm not pleased with you, Martha, but you've spoken the truth, and that counts for something.
When Martha had gone, the children clung round their mother.
Oh, mummy, darling, cried Anthea.
It isn't Beals' fault. It isn't really. He's a great dear he is, truly and honorably, and he's as honest as the day. Oh, don't let the police take him, Mummy. Oh, don't, don't, don't. It was truly awful. Here was an innocent man accused of robbery through that silly wish of James, and it was absolutely useless to tell the truth. All longed to, but they thought of the straws and the hair and the shrieks of the other frantic maniacs, and they could not do it.
"'Has there a cart hereabouts?' asked Mother feverishly.
"'A trap of any sort. I must drive into Rochester and tell the police at once.'
All the children sobbed.
"'There's a cart at the farm. Oh, don't go, no, don't, don't wait until Daddy comes home.'
Mother took not the faintest notice.
When she had set her mind on a thing, she always went straight through with it.
She was rather like Anthea in this respect.
"'Look here, Cyril,' she said, sticking on her hat with long, sharp violet-headed pins.
I leave you in charge.
Stay in the dressing room.
You can pretend to be swimming boats in the bath or something.
Say I gave you leave.
But stay there with the landing door open.
I've locked the other.
And don't let anyone go into my room.
Remember, no one knows the jewels are there except me and all of you
and the wicked thieves who put them there.
Robert, you stay in the garden and watch the windows.
If anyone tries to get in, you must run and tell the two farmmen
that I'll send up to wait in the kitchen.
I'll tell them there are dangerous characters about.
That's true enough.
now remember i trust you both but i don't think they'll try it till after dark so you're quite safe good-bye darlings and she locked her bedroom door and went off with the key in her pocket
the children could not help admiring the dashing and decided way in which she had acted they thought how useful she would have been in organizing escape from some of the tight places in which they'd found themselves of late in consequence of their ill-timed wishes she's a born general said cyril but i don't know what's going to happen to us
even if the girls were to hunt for that beastly sammy out and find it and get it to take the jewels away again mother would only think we hadn't looked out properly and let the burglar sneak in and nick them or else the police will think we have got them or else she's been fooling them oh it's a pretty decent average ghastly mess this time and no mistake
he savagely made a paper boat and began to float it in the bath as he had been told to do robert went into the garden and sat down on the worn yellow grass with his miserable head between his helpless hands
anthea and jane whispered together in the passage downstairs where the coconut matting was with the hole in it that you always caught your foot in if you were not careful martha's voice could be heard in the kitchen grumbling loud and long it's simply quite too dreadfully awful said anthea
How do you know all the diamonds are there, too?
If they aren't, the police will think father and father have got them,
and that they've only given up some of them for a kind of desperate blind.
And they'll be put in prison, and we shall be ranted outcasts, the children of felons.
Oh, and it won't be nice at all for father and mother either, she added by a candid afterthought.
But what can we do? asked Jane.
Nothing.
Well, at least we might look for the sammyad again.
It's a very, very hot day.
He may have come out to warm that whisker of his.
He won't give us any more beastly wishes today, said Jane flatly.
He gets cross her and cross her every time we see him.
I believe he hates having to give wishes.
Anthea had been shaking her head gloomily.
Now she stopped shaking it so suddenly,
that it really looked as though she were pricking up her ears.
What is it? asked Jane.
Have you thought of something?
Our one chance, cried Anthea dramatically.
The last lone-loan form.
Lord Lorne Hope, come on. At a brisk trot she led the way to the sandpit. Oh joy, there was the
Samiad, basking in a golden, sandy hollow and preening its whiskers happily in the glowing afternoon
sun. The moment it saw them, it whisked around and began to burrow. It evidently preferred its own
company to theirs. But Anthea was too quick for it. She caught it by its furry shoulders,
gently but firmly, and held it. Here, none of that, said the Sambiad.
leave go at me, will you?
But Anthea held him fast.
Dear, kind, darling, Samiad, she said breathlessly.
Oh, yes, it's all very well, it said.
You want another wish, I expect, but I can't keep on slaving from morning till night giving people their wishes.
Must have some time to myself.
Do you hate giving wishes?
said Anthea gently, her voice trembling with excitement.
Of course I do, it said.
Leave go, I'll bite. I really will.
I mean it. Oh, well, if you choose to risk it. Anthea risked it and held on.
Look here, she said. Don't bite me. Listen to reason. If you'll only do what we want today,
we'll never ask you for another wish as long as we live. The Samiad was much moved.
I'd do anything, it said in a tearful voice. I'd almost burst myself to give you one wish
after another as long as I held out. If only, you'd never, never ask me to do it
after today. If you knew how I hate to blow myself out with other people's wishes, and how
frightened I am always that I shall strain a muscle or something, and then to wake up every morning
and know you've got to do it, you don't know what it is. You don't know what it is. You don't.
It's a voice cracked with emotion, and the last don't was a squeak. Anthea set it down
gently on the sand. It's all over now, she said soothingly. We promise,
as faithfully, never to ask for another wish after today.
Well, go ahead, said Samayad. Let's get it over.
How many can you do?
I don't know, as long as I can hold out.
Well, first, I wish Lady Chittenden may find she's never lost her jewels.
The Samayad blew itself out, collapsed, and said, done.
I wish, said Anthea more slowly.
mother mayn't get to the police done said the creature after the proper interval i wish said jane suddenly mother could forget all about the diamonds done said the sammyad but its voice was weaker
wouldn't you like to rest a little said anthea considerably yes please said the samanad and before we go further will you wish something for me can't you do wishes for yourself
of course not it said we were always expected to give each other our wishes not that we had any to speak of in the good old megatherium days but just wish will you that you may never be able any of you to tell anyone a word about me
why asked jane why don't you see if you told grown-ups i should have no peace of my life they get hold of me and they wouldn't wish silly things like you do but real earnest things and the scientific people would hit
on some way of making things last after sunset is likely not, and then asked for graduated income
tax and old age pensions and manhood suffrage and free secondary education and dull things like
that, and get them and keep them, and the whole world would be turned topsy-turvy.
Do wish it quick. And Theo repeated the Samyad's wish, and it blew itself out to a larger size
than they had yet seen it attain. And now, it said, as it collapsed, can I do anything more for you?
just one thing and i think that clears everything up doesn't it jane i wish martha to forget about the diamond ring and mother to forget about the keeper cleaning the windows it's like the brass bottle said jane yes i'm glad we read that or i should never have thought of it
no said the sammyard faintly i'm almost worn out is there anything else no no only thank you kindly for all you've done for us and i hope you'll have a good long sleep
and I hope we shall see you again someday.
Is that a wish?
It said in a weak voice.
Yes, please, said the two girls together.
Then, for the last time in this story,
they saw the Samiaad blow itself out and collapsed suddenly.
It nodded to them, blinked its long snail's eyes,
burrowed and disappeared, scratching fiercely to the last,
and the sand closed over it.
I hope we've done right, said Jane.
I'm sure we have, said Anne.
Anthea. Come on home and tell the boys.
Anthea found Cyril glooming over his paper books and told him.
Jane told Robert.
The two tales were only just ended when mother walked in, hot and dusty.
She explained that as she was being driven into Rochester to buy the girl's autumn school dresses,
the axle had broken, and but for the narrowness of the lane and the high soft hedges,
she would have been thrown out.
As it was, she was not hurt, but she had had to walk home.
And, oh, my dearest dear chicks, she said, I am simply dying for a cup of tea.
do run and see if the kettle boils.
So you see it's all right, Jane whispered.
She doesn't remember.
No more does Martha, said Anthea, who'd been to ask after the state of the kettle.
As the servants sat at their tea, Beale the gamekeeper dropped in.
He brought the welcome news that Lady Chittenden's diamonds had not been lost at all.
Lord Chittenden had taken them to be reset and cleaned,
and the maid who knew about it had gone for a holiday.
So that was all right.
I wonder if we shall ever see you.
the Sammyad again, said Jane wistfully, as they walked in the garden while mother was putting the lamb
to bed. I'm sure we shall, said Cyril, if you really wished it. We promised never to ask it for another
wish, said Anthea. I never want to, said Robert earnestly. They did see it again, of course,
but not in this story. And it was not in a sandpit either, but in a very, very, very different
place. It was in a... But I must say no more.
end of chapter eleven read by christa mcquillan tokyo japan november fourth two thousand five end of five children in it by edith nesbitt
