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Episode Date: March 5, 2026Ghost Stories of an Antiquary - Volume Two by M. R. James audiobook. Genre: horror In Ghost Stories of an Antiquary - Volume Two, M. R. James returns to the world he made famous: quiet English librar...ies, country houses, cathedral precincts, and forgotten footpaths where scholarship and curiosity can become dangerous. James writes with the genial authority of a learned antiquary, letting his narrators chase small puzzles - a marginal note, a peculiar will, an odd local tradition, a document tucked into the wrong folio - until the ordinary textures of academic life begin to fray. The central tension in each tale is not whether the supernatural exists, but how easily a sensible person can invite it in through carelessness, pride, or simple fascination with the past. With a masterful slow build, James turns dust, parchment, and architecture into instruments of dread, blending dry humor, precise period detail, and sudden, visceral shocks. Volume Two gathers more of his classic hauntings and curses, each story different in setting and method, yet linked by a shared warning: some knowledge is better left unhandled, and some doors, once opened, do not close quietly. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 1 (00:18:51) Chapter 2 (00:47:41) Chapter 3 (01:30:47) Chapter 4 (02:24:40) Chapter 5 (03:04:52) Chapter 6 (03:53:58) Chapter 7 (04:23:26) Chapter 8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ghost Stories of an Antiquary, Part 2 by M.R. James.
Author's preface to Volume 2.
The first six of the seven tales were Christmas productions.
The very first, a school story, having been made up for the benefit of King's College Choir
School.
The Stalls of Barchester Cathedral was printed in contemporary review.
Mr. Humphreys and his inheritance,
was written to fill up the volume.
In a school story, I had Temple Grove East Sheen in mind.
In the tractate Middoth, Cambridge University Library.
In Martin's Close, Samford-Courtney in Devon, the Cathedral of Barchester is a blend
of Canterbury, Salisbury and Hereford.
End of preface.
A school story.
men in a smoking-room were talking of their private school days.
At our school, said A, we had a ghost's footmark on the staircase.
What was it like? Oh, very unconvincing. Just the shape of a shoe with a square toe,
if I remember right. The staircase was a stone one. I never heard any story about the thing.
That seems odd when you come to think of it. Why didn't someone who met one, I wonder?
You never can tell with little boys.
They have a mythology of their own.
There's a subject for you, by the way, the folklore of private schools.
Yeah, the crop is rather scanty, though.
I imagine, if you were to investigate the cycle of ghost stories, for instance,
which the boys at private schools tell each other,
they would all turn out to be highly compressed versions of stories out of books.
Nowadays the Strand and Pearson's and so on would be extensively drawn upon.
No doubt. They weren't born or thought of in my time. Let's see. I wonder if I can remember the staple ones that I was told.
First, there was the house with a room in which a series of people insisted on passing a night, and each of them in the morning was found kneeling in a corner and had just time to say,
I've seen it! And died.
Wasn't that the house in Barclay Square?
I dare say it was
Then there was a man who heard a noise in the passage at night
Opened his door and saw someone crawling towards him on all fours with his eye hanging out on his cheek
There was besides let me think
Yes the room when a man was found dead in bed with a horseshoe mark on his forehead
And the floor under the bed was covered with marks of horseshoes also
I don't know why
Also there was
The lady who on locking her bedroom
door in a strange house, heard a thin voice among the bed curtains say,
"'Now we're shut in for the night.'
None of those had any explanations or sequel.
I wonder if they go on still those stories.
Oh, likely enough, with additions from the magazines, as I said.
You never heard did you have a real ghost at a private school?
I thought not.
Nobody has that I ever came across.
From the way in which you said that, I gather that you have.
I really don't know, but this is what was in my mind.
It happened at my private school thirty-odd years ago, and I haven't any explanation of it.
The school, I mean, was near London.
It was established in a large and fairly old house, a great white building with very fine grounds about it.
There were large cedars in the garden, as there are in so many of the older gardens in the
the Thames Valley, and ancient elms in the three or four fields which we used for our games.
I think probably it was quite an attractive place, but boys seldom allow that their schools
possess any tolerable features.
I came to the school in September soon after the year 1870, and among the boys who arrived
on the same day was one whom I took to, a Highland boy, whom I'll call MacLeod.
I needn't spend time in describing him.
The main thing is that I got to know him very well.
He was not an exceptional boy in any way,
not particularly good at books or games, but he suited me.
The school was a large one.
There must have been from 120 to 130 boys there, as a rule,
and so a considerable staff of masters was required,
and there were rather frequent changes among them.
One term, perhaps it was my third.
or fourth, a new master made his appearance. His name was Samson. He was a tallish, stoutish,
pale, black-bearded man. I think we liked him. He had travelled a good deal, and had stories
which amused us on our school walks, so that there was some competition among us to get within
earshot of him. I remember to, oh, dear me, I have hardly thought of it since then, that he had a charm
on his watch chain that attracted my attention one day, and he let me examine it. It was,
I now suppose, a gold Byzantine coin. There was an effigy of some absurd emperor on one side.
The other side had been worn practically smooth, and he had cut on it, rather barbarously,
his own initials, GWS, and a date, 24th of July 1865. Yes, I can say.
see it now. He told me he had picked it up in Constantinople. It was about the size of a florin,
perhaps rather smaller. Well, the first odd thing that happened was this. Samson was doing
Latin grammar with us. One of his favorite methods, perhaps it is rather a good one, was to make
us construct sentences out of our own heads to illustrate the rules he was trying to make us learn.
Of course that is a thing which gives a silly boy a chance of being impertinent.
There are lots of school stories in which that happens.
Or anyhow, they might be.
But Samson was too good a disciplinarian for us to think of trying that on with him.
Now, on this occasion, he was telling us how to express remembering in Latin.
And he ordered us each to make a sentence beginning in the verb Memini, I remember.
Well, most of us made up some ordinary sentence such as,
I remember my father, or he remembers his book.
or something equally uninteresting.
And, I dare say, a good many put down,
Meminolibrummaum, and so forth.
But the boy I mentioned, MacLeod,
was evidently thinking of something more elaborate than that.
The rest of us wanted to have our sentences passed,
and get on to something else,
so some kicked him under the desk,
and I, who was next to him,
poked him and whispered to him to look sharp.
But he didn't seem to attend.
I looked at his paper,
and saw that he had put down nothing at all.
So I jogged him again harder than before,
and upbraided him sharply for keeping us all waiting.
That did have some effect.
He started, and seemed to wake up,
and then very quickly he scribbled about a couple of lines on his paper,
and showed it up with the rest.
As it was the last, or nearly the last, to come in,
and as Samson had a good deal to say to the boys who had written,
Memenisquemus Patri Mayo, and the rest of it, it turned out that the clock struck twelve
before he had got to MacLeod, and MacLeod had to wait afterwards to have his sentence corrected.
There was nothing much going on outside when I got out, so I waited for him to come.
He came very slowly when he did arrive, and I guessed there had been some sort of trouble.
Well, I said, what did you get?
Oh, I don't know, said MacLeod.
Nothing much, but I think Samson's rather sick with me.
Why? Did you show him up some rot?
No fear, he said. It was all right as far as I could see.
It was like this. Memento? That's right enough for remember, and it takes a generative.
Memento putté interquitua taxos.
What silly rot, I said. What made you shove that down? What does it mean?
That's the funny part, said MacLeod. I'm not quite sure what it does.
mean? All I know is it just came into my head, and I corked it down. I know what I think it means,
because just before I wrote it down, I had a sort of picture of it in my head. I believe it means,
remember the well among the four? What are those dark sort of trees that have red berries on them?
Mountain ashes, I suppose you mean. I never heard of them, said MacLeod. No, I'll tell you,
use. Well, and what did Samson say? Why, he was jolly odd about it. When he read it, he got up and went
to the mantelpiece and stopped quite a long time without saying anything, with his back to me.
And then he said, without turning round and rather quiet, what do you suppose that means?
I told him what I thought, only I couldn't remember the name of the silly tree, and then he wanted
to know why I put it down, and I had to say something or other.
And after that he left off talking about it, and asked me how long I'd been here and where my people lived and things like that.
And then I came away, but he wasn't looking a bit well.
I don't remember any more that was said by either of us about this.
Next day MacLeod took to his bed with a chill or something of the kind, and it was a week or more before he was in school again.
And as much as a month went by without anything happening that was noticeable.
Whether or not Mr. Sampson was really startled, as McLeod had thought, he didn't show it.
I'm pretty sure, of course, now, that there was something very curious in his past history,
but I'm not going to pretend that we boys were sharp enough to guess any such thing.
There was one other incident of the same kind as the last which I told you.
Several times since that day we had had to make up examples in school to illustrate different rules,
there had never been any row, except when we did them wrong. At last, there came a day when
we were going through those dismal things which people call conditional sentences, and we were
told to make a conditional sentence expressing a future consequence. We did it, right or wrong,
and showed up out bits of paper, and Samson began looking through them. All at once, he got up,
made some odd sort of noise in his throat, and rushed out by a door that was just to be a door that was
just by his desk. We sat there for a minute or two, and then, I suppose it was incorrect,
but we went up, high, and one or two others, to look at the papers on his desk. Of course,
I thought someone must have put down some nonsense or other, and Samson had gone off to report him.
All the same, I noticed that he hadn't taken any of the papers with him when he ran out.
Well, the top paper on the desk was written in red ink, which no one used, and it wasn't
in anyone's hand who was in the class. They all looked at it, McLeod and all, and took their
dying oaths that it wasn't theirs. Then I thought of counting the bits of paper,
and of this I made quite certain that there were seventeen bits of paper on the desk,
and sixteen boys in the form. Well, I backed the extra paper and kept it, and I believe I have
it now, and now you will want to know what was written on it. It was simple enough and harmless
enough, I should have said.
Situ non-veneris ad me,
Ego venium ad-te.
Which means, I suppose,
if you don't come to me,
I'll come to you.
Could you show me the paper?
Interrupted the listener.
Yes, I could.
But there's another odd thing about it.
That same afternoon,
I took it out of my locker.
I know for certain it was the same bit,
for I made a finger-mark on it.
and no single trace of writing of any kind was there on it.
I kept it, as I said, and since that time I've tried various experiments to see whether
sympathetic ink had been used, but absolutely without result.
So much for that.
After about half an hour, Samson looked in again, said that he had felt very unwell,
and told us we might go.
He came rather gingerly to his desk and gave just one look at it.
at the uppermost paper, and I suppose he thought he must have been dreaming. Anyhow, he asked
no questions. That day was a half-holiday, and next day Samson was in school again, much as usual.
That night the third and last incident in my story happened. We, McLeod and I, slept in a dormitory
at right angles to the main building. Samson slept in the main building, on the first floor.
There was a very bright full moon.
At an hour, which I can't tell exactly, but sometime between one and two,
I was woken up by somebody shaking me.
It was McLeod, and the nice state of mind he seemed to be in.
Come, he said.
Come, there's a burglar getting in through Samson's window.
As soon as I could speak, I said,
Well, why not call out and wake everyone up?
No, no, he said.
I'm not sure who it is.
Don't make a row.
come and look.
Naturally I came and looked, and naturally there was no one there.
I was cross enough, and should have called MacLeod plenty of names, only I couldn't tell why.
It seemed to me that there was something wrong, something that made me very glad I wasn't alone to face it.
We were still at the window looking out, and as soon as I could, I asked him what he had heard or seen.
I didn't hear anything at all, he said.
But about five minutes before I woke you, I found myself looking out of this window here,
and there was a man sitting or kneeling on Samson's window-sill, and looking in,
and I thought he was beckoning.
What sort of man?
MacLeod wriggled.
I don't know, he said.
But I can tell you one thing.
He was beastly thin, and he looked as if he was wet all over.
And, he said, looking round and whispering, as if he hardly liked to hear himself,
I'm not at all sure that he was all over.
alive. We went on talking in whispers some time longer, and eventually crept back to bed. No one else in
the room woke or stirred the whole time. I believe we did sleep a bit afterwards, but we
were very cheap next day. And next day Mr. Samson was gone, not to be found, and I believe
no trace of him has ever come to light since. In thinking it over, one of the oddest things
about it all, has seemed to me to be the fact that neither McLeod nor I ever mentioned what
we had seen to any third person whatever. Of course, no questions were asked on the subject.
And if they had been, I'm inclined to believe that we could not have made any answer.
We seemed unable to speak about it.
That is my story, said the narrator.
The only approach to a ghost story connected with a school that I know.
but still, I think, an approach to such a thing.
The sequel to this may perhaps be reckoned, highly conventional,
but a sequel there is, and so it must be produced.
There had been more than one listener to the story,
and in the latter part of that same year, or of the next,
one such listener was staying at a country house in Ireland.
One evening his host was turning over a drawful of odds and ends
in the smoking-room. Suddenly he put his hand upon a little box.
Now, he said, you know about old things. Tell me what that is. My friend opened the little box
and found in it a thin gold chain with an object attached to it. He glanced at the object,
and then took off his spectacles to examine it more narrowly. What's the history of this?
He asked. Odd enough was the answer. You know the U-thicket in the shrunk.
Well, a year or two back we were cleaning out the old well that used to be in the clearing
here, and what do you suppose we found?
Is it possible that you found a body?" said the visitor with an odd feeling of nervousness.
We did that, but what's more, in every sense of the word, we found two.
Good heavens!
Two?
Was there anything to show how they got there?
Was this thing found with them?
It was.
the rags of the clothes that were on one of the bodies.
A bad business, whatever the story of it may have been.
One body had the arms tight round the other.
They must have been there thirty years or more.
Long enough before we came to this place, you may judge we filled the well up fast enough.
Do you make anything of what's cut on that gold coin you have there?"
I think I can," said my friend, holding it to the light, but he read it without much difficulty.
It seems to be GWS, 24th of July, 1865.
The End of a School Story
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Ghost Stories of an Antiquary
by M. R. James
The Rose Garden
Mr. and Mrs. Anstruther
were at breakfast in the parlour of Westfield Hall
in the county of Essex.
They were arranging plans for the day.
George, said Mrs. Anstruther,
I think you had better take the car to Molden
and see if you can get any of
those knitted things I was speaking about, which would do for my stall at the bazaar.
Oh, well, if you wish it, Mary, of course I can do that, but I had half arranged to play
around with Geoffrey Williamson this morning. The bazaar isn't till Thursday of next week,
is it? What has that to do with it, George? I should have thought you would have guessed that if I
can't get to the things I want in Malden, I shall have to write to all manner of shops in town,
and they are certain to send something quite unsuitable in price or quality the first time.
If you have actually made an appointment with Mr. Williamson,
you had better keep it, but I must say I think you might have let me know.
Oh, no, no, it wasn't really an appointment.
I quite see what you mean. I'll go.
And what shall you do yourself?
Why, when the work of the house is arranged for,
I must see about laying out my new rose-garden.
By the way, before you start for Malden, I wish you would just take Collins to look at the place I fixed upon. You know it, of course.
Well, I'm not quite sure that I do, Mary. Is it at the upper end towards the village?
Good gracious, no, my dear George. I thought I had made that quite clear.
No, it's that small clearing just off the shrubbery path that goes towards the church.
Oh, yes. Where we were saying there must have been a summer house once.
the place for the old seat and the posts.
But, do you think there's enough sun there?
I, dear George, do allow me some common sense.
And don't credit me with all your ideas about summer houses.
Yes, there will be plenty of sun
when we have got rid of some of those box bushes.
I know what you're going to say,
and I have as little wish as you to strip the place bare.
All I want Collins to do
is to clear away the old seats and the posts and things,
before I come out in an hour's time, and I hope you will manage to get off fairly soon.
After luncheon, I think I shall go on with my sketch of the church,
and if you please you can go over to the links, or—
Ah, a good idea. Very good. Yes, you finish that sketch, Mary, and I shall be glad of a round.
I was going to say you might call on the bishop, but I suppose it is no use my making any suggestion,
and now do be getting ready, or half the morning will be gone.
Mr. Anstruther's face, which had shown symptoms of lengthening, shortened itself again,
and he hurried from the room, and was soon heard giving orders in the passage.
Mrs. Anstruther, a stately dame of some fifty summers,
proceeded after a second consideration of the morning's letters, to her housekeeping.
Within a few minutes Mr. Anstruther had discovered Collins in the greenhouse,
and they were on their way to the site of the projected rose-gold.
I do not know much about the conditions most suitable to these nurseries, but I am inclined
to believe that Mrs. Anne Struther, though in the habit of describing herself as a great
gardener, had not been well advised in the selection of a spot for the purpose.
It was a small, dank clearing, bounded on one side by a path, and on the other by thick box
bushes, laurels, and other evergreens. The ground was almost bearing.
of grass, and dark of aspect.
Remains of rustic seats and an old and corrugated oak post somewhere near the middle of the clearing
had given rise to Mr. Anstruthers' conjecture that a summer-house had once stood there.
Clearly Collins had not been put in possession of his mistress's intentions with regard
to this plot of ground, and when he learnt them from Mr. Anstruther he displayed no enthusiasm.
"'Of course I could clear them seats away soon enough,' he said.
"'They aren't no ornament to the place, Mr. Anstruther, and rotten too.'
"'Look here, sir,' and he broke off a large piece.
"'Rotten right through.'
"'Yes, clear them away to be sure we can do that.'
"'And the post,' said Mr. Anstruther.
"'That's got to go, too.'
Collins advanced and shook the post with both hands.
Then he rubbed his chin.
"'That's firm in the ground that
post is, he said.
That's been there a number of a years, Mr. Anstruther.
I doubt I shan't get that up, not quite so soon as what I can do with them seats.
But your mistress specially wishes it to be got out of the way in an hour's time, said Mr.
Anstruther.
Collins smiled, and shook his head slowly.
You'll excuse me, sir, but you feel of it for yourself.
No, sir, no one can't do what's impossible to them, can they, sir?
I could get that post up by, after tea time, sir, but that'll want a lot of digging.
What you require, you see, sir, if you'll excuse me naming of it, you want the soil loosening round this post here,
and me and the boy, we should take a little time doing of that.
But now, these are seats, said Collins, appearing to appropriate this portion of the schemers due to his own resourcefulness.
Why, I can get the barrow round, and have them cleared away in.
Why, less than an hour's time from now, if you'll permit of it.
Only...
Only what, Collins?
Well, now, ain't for me to go against orders no more than what it is for you yourself, or any one else.
This was added somewhat hurriedly.
But if you'll pardon me, sir, this ain't the place I should have picked out for no Rose Garden myself.
Why, look at them box and loristinus.
How they regular preclude the light from...
Ah, yes, but we've got to get rid of some of them, of course.
Oh, indeed, get rid of them.
yes to be sure but i beg your pardon mr anstruder i'm sorry collins but i must be getting on now i hear the car at the door your mistress will explain exactly what she wishes i'll tell her then that you can see your way to clearing away the seats at once and the post this afternoon good morning
collins was left rubbing his chin mrs anstruther received the report with some discontent but did not insist upon any change of plan
By four o'clock that afternoon she had dismissed her husband to his golf, had dealt faithfully
with Collins and with the other duties of the day, and having sent a camp-stool and
umbrella to the proper spot, had just settled down to her sketch of the church, as seen
from the shrubbery, when a maid came hurrying down the path to report that Miss Wilkins had
called.
Miss Wilkins was one of the few remaining members of the family from whom the Anstruthers had brought
to the Westfield Estate some few years back. She had been staying in the neighbourhood,
and this was probably a farewell visit.
"'Perhaps you could ask Miss Wilkins to join me here,' said Mrs. Anstruther,
and soon Miss Wilkins, a person of mature years, approached.
"'Yes, I'm leaving the ashes to-morrow, and I shall be able to tell my brother
how tremendously you have improved the place. Of course, he can't help regretting the old
house just a little, as I do myself, but the garden is really delightful now.
I am so glad you can say so, but you mustn't think we have finished our improvements.
Let me show you where I mean to put a rose-garden. It's close by here.
The details of the project were laid before Miss Wilkins at some length, but her thoughts were
evidently elsewhere.
Yes, delightful, she said at last, rather absently.
But do you know Mrs. Anstruther?
I'm afraid I was thinking of old times.
I'm very glad to have seen just this spot again, before you altered it.
Frank and I had quite a romance about this place.
Yes, said Mrs. Anstruther, smilingly.
Do tell me what it was.
Something quaint and charming, I'm sure.
Not so very charming, but it has always seemed to me.
to me curious. Neither of us would ever be here alone when we were children, and I'm not sure
that I should care about it now in certain moods. It is one of those things that can hardly be put
into words, by me at least, and that sound rather foolish if they are not properly expressed.
I can tell you, after a fashion, what it was that gave us, well, almost a horror of the
place when we were alone. It was towards the evening of one very hot autumn day, when Frank
had disappeared mysteriously about the grounds, and I was looking for him to fetch him to tea.
And going down this path, I suddenly saw him not hiding in the bushes, as I rather expected,
but sitting on the bench in the old summer-house. There was a wooden summer-house here,
you know, up in the corner, asleep, but with such a dreadful look on his face, as I really
thought he must be ill, or even dead. I rushed at him and shook him, and told him to wake up.
And wake up he did, with a scream. I assure you, the poor boy seemed almost beside himself
with fright. He hurried me away to the house, and was in a terrible state all that night,
hardly sleeping. Someone had to sit up with him as far as I remember. He was better very soon,
but for days I couldn't get him to say why he had been in such a condition. It came out at last
that he had really been asleep, and had had a very odd, disjointed sort of dream. He never saw
much of what was around him, but he felt the scenes.
Most vividly. First he made out that he was standing in a large room with a number of people in it,
and that someone was opposite to him who was very powerful, and he was being asked questions which he felt to be very important,
and whenever he answered them, someone, either the person opposite to him or someone else in the room,
seemed to be, as he said, making something up against him.
All the voices sounded to him very distant,
but he remembered bits of the things that were said.
Where were you on the 19th of October?
And, is this your handwriting?
And so on.
I can see now, of course, that he was dreaming of some trial,
but we were never allowed to see the papers,
and it was odd that a boy of eight should have such a vividly.
vivid idea of what went on in a court. All the time, he felt, he said, the most intense
anxiety and depression and hopelessness, though I don't suppose he used such words as that
to me. Then after that there was an interval in which he remembered being dreadfully restless
and miserable. And then there came another sort of picture when he was aware that he had come
out of doors on a dark, raw morning with a little snow about.
It was in a street, or at any rate among houses, and he felt that there were numbers and numbers
of people there too, and that he was taken up some creaking wooden steps and stood on a sort
of platform, but the only thing he could actually see was a small fire burning somewhere near him.
Someone who had been holding his arm left hold of it, and went towards this fire, and then
He said the fright he was in was worse than at any other part of his dream, and if I had
not wakened him, he didn't know what would have become of him.
A curious dream for a child to have, wasn't it?
Well, so much for that.
It must have been later in the year that Frank and I were here, and I was sitting in the arbor
just about sunset.
I noticed the sun was going down, and told Frank to run in and see if T was ready while I finished
a chapter in the book I was reading. Frank was away longer than I expected, and the light was
going so fast that I had to bend over my book to make it out. All at once I became conscious
that someone was whispering to me inside the arbor. The only words I could distinguish,
or thought I could, was something like, pull, pull. I'll push, you pull. I started up in something
of a fright. The voice, it was little more than a whisper, sounded so hoarse and angry,
and yet as if it came from a long, long way off, just as it had done in Frank's dream.
But though I was startled, I had enough courage to look round and try to make out where the
sound came from. And this sounds very foolish, I know, but still it is the fact. I made sure
that it was strongest when I put my ear to an old post, which was part of the end. And it was a
of the seat. I was so certain of this that I remembered making some marks on the post, as deep
as I could with the scissors out of my work-basket. I don't know why. I wonder, by the way,
whether that isn't the very post itself. Well, yes, it might be. There are marks and scratches
on it. But one can't be sure. Anyhow, it was just like the post you have there. My father
got to know that both of us had had a fright in the arbor, and he went down to the house.
down there himself one evening after dinner, and the arbour was pulled down at very short notice.
I recollect hearing my father talking about it to an old man who used to do odd jobs in the place,
and the old man saying, don't you fear for that, sir, he's fast enough in there, without no one
don't take and let him out. But when I asked who it was, I could get no satisfactory answer.
Possibly my father or mother might have told me more about it when I grew up, but
as you know, they both died when we were still quite children. I must say, it has always seemed
very odd to me, and I've often asked the older people in the village whether they knew of
anything strange. But either they knew nothing, or they wouldn't tell me. Dear, dear, how I have
been boring you with my childish remembrances. But indeed that arbour did absorb our thoughts
quite remarkably for a time. You can fancy, can't you, the kind of stories that we made up for our
Well, dear Miss Ansstruther, I must be leaving you now. We shall meet in town this winter,
I hope, shall not me, etc., etc. The seats and the post were cleared away and uprooted, respectively,
by that evening. Late summer weather is proverbially treacherous, and during dinner-time
Mrs. Collins sent up to ask for a little brandy, because her husband had took a nasty chill,
and she was afraid he would not be able to do much the next day.
Mrs. and Struthers' morning reflections were not wholly placid.
She was sure some ruffs had got into the plantation during the night.
And another thing, George, the moment that Collins is about again,
you must tell him to do something about the owls.
I never heard anything like them,
and I'm positive one came and perched somewhere just outside our window.
If it had come in, I should have been out of my wits.
It must have been a very large bird from its voice.
Didn't you hear it?
No, of course not.
You were sound asleep as usual.
Still, I must say, George, you don't look as if your knight had done you much good.
My dear, I feel as if another of the same would turn me silly.
You have no idea of the dreams I had.
I couldn't speak of them when I woke up, and if this room wasn't so bright and sunny,
shouldn't care to think of them even now.
Well, really, George, that isn't very common with you, I must say.
You must have—
No, you only had what I had yesterday, unless you had tea at that wretched clubhouse, did you?
No, no, nothing but a cup of tea and some bread and butter.
I should really like to know how I came to put my dream together,
as I suppose one does put one's dream together from a lot of little things one has been seeing or reading.
Look here, Mary, it was like this, if I shan't be boring you.
I wish to hear what it was, George.
I will tell you when I have had enough.
All right, I must tell you that it wasn't like other nightmares in one way,
because I didn't really see anyone who spoke to me or touched me.
And yet I was most fearfully impressed with the reality of it all.
First, I was sitting—no, no, moving about, in an old-fashioned sort of paneled room.
I remember there was a fireplace and a lot of burnt papers in it, and I was in a great state
of anxiety about something.
There was someone else, a servant, I suppose, because I remember saying to him, horses, as
quick as you can, and then waiting a bit, and next I heard several people coming upstairs,
and a noise like spurs on a boarded floor, and then the door opened, and whatever it was
that I was expecting happened.
Yes, but what was that?
You see, I couldn't tell.
It was the sort of shock that upsets you in a dream.
You either wake up, or else everything goes black.
That was what happened to me.
Then I was in a big, dark-walled room, panelled, I think, like the other,
and a number of people, and I was evidently standing your trial, I suppose, George.
"'Goodness! Yes, Mary, I was. But did you dream that, too?'
"'How very odd. No, no, I didn't get enough sleep for that. Go on, George, and I will tell you
afterwards.' "'Yes, well, I was being tried, for my life I've no doubt, from the state I was in.
I had no one speaking for me, and somewhere there was a most fearful fellow. On the bench, I should have
said, only that he seemed to be pitching into me most unfairly, and twisting everything I said,
and asking most abominable questions. What about? Why, dates when I was at particular places,
and letters I was supposed to have written, and why I had destroyed some papers, and I recollect
his laughing at answers I made, in a way that quite daunted me. It doesn't sound much, but I
I can tell you, Mary, it was really appalling at the time.
I'm quite certain there was such a man once, and a most horrible villain he must have been.
The things he said!
Thank you.
I have no wish to hear them.
I can go to the lynx any day myself.
How did it end?
Oh, against me.
He saw to that.
I do wish, Mary, I could give you a notion of the strain that came after that.
and seemed to me to last for days, waiting and waiting,
and sometimes writing things I knew to be enormously important to me,
and waiting for answers, and none coming.
And after that I came out,
Ah, what makes you say that?
Do you know what sort of thing I saw?
Was it a dark, cold day, and snow in the streets,
and a fire burning somewhere near you?
By George, it was.
You have had the same nightmare.
Really not?
Well, it is the oddest thing.
Yes, I've no doubt it was an execution for high treason.
I know I was laid on straw and jolted along most wretchedly,
and then had to go up some steps, and someone was holding my arm,
and I remember seeing a bit of a ladder, and hearing a sound of a lot of people.
I really don't think I could bear now to go into a crowd of people,
and hear the noise they make talking.
However, mercifully, I didn't get to the real business.
The dream passed off with a sort of thunder inside my head.
But Mary, I know what you're going to ask.
I suppose this is an instance of a kind of thought-reading.
Miss Wilkins called yesterday,
and told me of a dream her brother had as a child when they lived here,
and something did, no doubt, make me think of that
when I was awake last night,
listening to those horrible owls,
and those men talking and laughing in the shrubbery.
By the way, I wish you would see if they have done any damage,
and speak to the police about it.
And so, I suppose, from my brain it must have got into yours while you were asleep.
Curious, no doubt, and I am sorry it gave you such a bad night.
You had better be as much in the fresh air as you can today.
Oh, it's all right now, but I think I will go over to the lodge
and see if I can get a game with any of them.
And you?
I have enough to do for this morning,
and this afternoon, if I am not interrupted,
there is my drawing.
To be sure, I wanted to see that finished very much.
No damage was discoverable in the shrubbery.
Mr. Anstruthers surveyed with faint interest,
the sight of the Rose Garden,
where the uprooted post still lay,
and the whole it had occupied remained unfilled.
Collins, upon inquiry made, proved to be better, but quite unable to come to his work.
He expressed, by the mouth of his wife, a hope that he hadn't done nothing wrong, clearing away them things.
Mrs. Collins added that there was a lot of talking people in Westfield, and the whole ones was the worst,
seemed to think everything of them having been in the parish longer than what other people had.
But as to what they said, no more could then be at a certain.
than that it had quite upset Collins, and was a lot of nonsense.
Recruited by lunch and a brief period of slumber, Mrs. Anstruther settled herself comfortably
upon her sketching chair in the path leading through the shrubbery to the side gate of
the churchyard. Trees and buildings were among her favourite subjects, and here she had good
studies of both. She worked hard, and the drawing was becoming a really pleasant thing to look upon
by the time that the wooded hills to the west had shut off the sun.
Still she would have persevered, but the light changed rapidly,
and it became obvious that the last touches must be added on the morrow.
She rose and turned towards the house, pausing for a time
to take delight in the limpid green western sky.
Then she passed on between the dark box bushes,
and, at a point just before the path debouched on the lawn,
She stopped once again, and considered the quiet evening landscape, and made a mental note that
that must be the tower of one of the roofing churches that one caught on the skyline.
Then a bird, perhaps, rustled in the box-bush on her left, and she turned, and started at seeing
what at first she took to be a fifth of November mask, peeping out among the branches.
She looked closer.
It was not a mask. It was a face, large, smooth, and pink. She remembers the minute
drops of perspiration, which were starting from its forehead. She remembers how the jaws
were clean-shaven and the eyes shut. She remembers also, and, with an accuracy which makes
the thought intolerable to her, how the mouth was open, and a single tooth appeared below the
upper lip.
As she looked, the face receded into the darkness of the bush.
The shelter of the house was gained, and the door shut, before she collapsed.
Mr. and Mrs. Anstruther had been for a week or more recruiting at Brighton,
before they received a circular from the Essex Archaeological Society,
and a query as to whether they possessed certain historical portraits,
which it was desired to include in the forthcoming work on Essex portraits,
to be published under the Society's auspices.
There was an accompanying letter from the Secretary,
which contained the following passage.
We are specially anxious to know whether you possess the original
of the engraving of which I enclose a photograph.
It represents Sir, Blank, Blank, Lord Chief Justice under Charles II,
who, as you doubtless know, retired after his disgrace to Westfield,
and is supposed to have died there of remorse.
It may interest you to hear that a curious entry has recently been found in the registers,
not of Westfield, but of Pryor's ruthing,
to the effect that the parish was so much troubled after his death,
that the rector of Westfield summoned the parsons of all the ruthings
to come and lay him, which they did.
The entry ends by saying,
The stake is in a field adjoining to the churchyard of Westfield,
on the west side.
Perhaps you can let us know if any tradition to this effect is current in your parish.
The incidents which the enclosed photograph recalled
were productive of a severe shock to Mrs. Anstruther.
It was decided that she must spend the winter abroad.
Mr. Anstruther, when he went down to Westfield to make the necessary arrangements,
not unnaturally told his story to the rector, an old gentleman,
who showed little surprise.
Really, I had managed to peace out for myself very much what must have happened,
partly from old people's talk, and partly from what I saw in your grounds.
Of course, we have suffered, to some extent, also.
Yes, it was bad at first, like owls, as you say, and men talking sometimes.
One night it was in this garden, and at other times about several of the cottages.
but lately there has been very little.
I think it will die out.
There is nothing in our registers except the entry of the burial,
and what I, for a long time, took to be the family motto,
but last time I looked at it,
I noticed that it was added in a later hand
and had the initials of one of our rectors quite late in the 17th century,
A.C. Augustine C.
Here it is, you see.
Creator non-muvere.
I suppose, well, it is rather hard to say exactly what I do suppose.
The End of the Rose Garden.
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Ghost Stories of an Antiquary by M.R. James
The Tractate Midoth
Towards the end of an autumn afternoon,
an elderly man with a thin face and grey piccadilly weepers
pushed open the swing door leading into the vestibule of a certain famous library,
and, addressing himself to an attendant, stated that he believed he was entitled to use the library,
and inquired if he might take a book out. Yes, if he were on the list of those to whom that
privilege was given. He produced his card, Mr. John Eldred, and, the register being consulted,
a favourable answer was given. Now, another point, said he, it is a little of the library of
long time since I was here, and I do not know my way about your building. Besides, it is near
closing time, and it is bad for me to hurry up and down stairs. I have here the title of the
book I want. Is there any one at Liberty who could go and find it for me?'
After a moment's thought, the doorkeeper beckoned to a young man who was passing.
"'Mr. Garrett,' he said, "'have you a minute to assist this gentleman?'
"'With pleasure,' was Mr. Garrett's answer.
The slip with the title was handed to him.
I think I can put my hand on this.
It happens to be in the class I inspected last quarter,
but I'll just look it up in the catalogue to make sure.
I suppose it is that particular edition that you require, sir?
Yes, if you please.
That and no other, said Mr. Eldred.
I'm exceedingly obliged to you.
Don't mention it, I beg sir, said Mr. Garrett, and hurried off.
I thought so, he said to himself, when his finger
travelling down the pages of the catalogue stopped at a particular entry.
Talmud, Tractate Middoth,
with the commentary of Nachmanides, Amsterdam, 1707.
11.3.34.
Hebrew class, of course.
Not a very difficult job, this.
Mr. Eldred, accommodated with a chair in the vestibule,
awaited anxiously the return of his messenger,
and his disappointment at seeing an empty-handed Mr. Garrett,
running down the staircase was very evident.
"'I'm sorry to disappoint you, sir,' said the young man,
"'but the book is out.'
"'Oh, dear,' said Mr. Eldred.
"'Is that, sir? You are sure there can be no mistake?'
"'I don't think there is much chance of it, sir.
But it's possible if you like to wait a minute
that you might meet a very gentleman that's got it.
He must be leaving the library soon,
and I think I saw him take that particular book out of the shelf.'
"'Indeed! You didn't recognise him, I suppose,
Would it be one of the professors or one of the students?'
I don't think so.
Certainly not a professor.
I should have known him,
but the light isn't very good in that part of the library at this time of day,
and I didn't see his face.
I should have said he was a shortish-old gentleman,
perhaps a clergyman, in a cloak.
If you could wait, I can easily find out whether he wants the book very particularly.
No, no, said Mr. Aldred.
I won't—I can't wait now, thank you.
No.
I must be off, but I'll call again.
tomorrow, if I may, and perhaps you could find out who has it.
Certainly, sir.
And I'll have the book ready for you if we...
But Mr. Eldred was already off, and hurrying, more than one would have thought
wholesome for him.
Garrett had a few moments to spare, and thought he, I'll go back to that case and see if I
can find the old man.
Most likely he could put off using the book for a few days.
I dare say the other one doesn't want to keep it for long.
So off with him to the Hebrew class.
But when he got there it was unoccupied, and the volume marked 11-334 was in its place on the shelf.
It was vexatious to Garrett's self-respect to have disappointed an inquirer with so little reason,
and he would have liked, had it not been against library rules, to take the book down to the
vestibule then and there, so that it might be ready for Mr. Eldred when he called.
However, next morning he would be on the lookout for him, and he begged the doorkeeper to send and let him know when the moment came.
As a matter of fact, he was himself in the vestibule, when Mr. Eldred arrived, very soon after the library opened, and went hardly anyone beside the staff were in the building.
I'm very sorry, he said.
It's not often that I make such a stupid mistake, but I did feel sure that the old gentleman I saw took out that very book, and kept it in.
in his hand without opening it, just as people do, you know, sir, when they mean to take a book
out of the library and not merely refer to it. But, however, I'll run up now at once and get it
for you this time. And here intervened a pause. Mr. Eldred paced the entry, read all the notices,
consulted his watch, sat and gazed up the staircase, did all that a very impatient man could,
until some twenty minutes had run out. At last he addressed himself.
to the doorkeeper, and inquired if it was a very long way to that part of the library
to which Mr. Garrett had gone.
Well, I was thinking it was funny, sir.
He's a quick man as a rule, but to be sure he might have been sent for by the librarian.
But even so I think he'd have mentioned it to him, that you was waiting.
I'll just speak him up on the tube and see, and to the tube he addressed himself.
As he absorbed the reply to his question, his face changed, and he made one of the
two supplementary inquiries which were shortly answered. Then he came forward to his counter,
and spoke in a lower tone, "'I'm sorry to hear, sir, that something seems to have happened a little
awkward. Mr. Garrett has been took poorly, it appears, and the librarian sent him home in a cab
the other way. Something of an attack, by what I can hear.' "'What, really?'
"'Do you mean that someone has injured him?'
"'No, sir. Not violence here, but, as I should judge, attacked with an attack what you
might term it, of illness. Not a strong constitution, Mr. Garrett.
As to your book, sir, perhaps you might be able to find it for yourself. It's too bad you should
be disappointed this way twice over."
Ah, well, but I am so sorry that Mr. Garrett should have been taken ill in this way while he
was obliging me. I think I must leave the book, and call and inquire after him. You can give me
his address, I suppose. That was easily done. Mr. Garrett, it appeared, lodged
in rooms not far from the station. And one other question, did you happen to notice if an old
gentleman, perhaps a clergyman, yes, in a black cloak, left the library after I did yesterday.
I think he may have been, I think, that is, that he may be staying, or rather, that I may
have known him. Not in a black cloak, sir, no. There were only two gentlemen left later than
what you'd done, sir. Both of them youngish men.
It was Mr. Carter took out a music-book, and one of the professors, with a couple of novels.
That's the lot, sir. And then I went off to me tea, I ain't glad to get it.
Thank you, sir. Much obliged. Mr. Eldred, still, a prey to anxiety, betook himself in a cab
to Mr. Garrett's address. But the young man was not yet in a condition to receive visitors.
He was better, but his landlady considered that he must have had a severe shock. She thought
most likely, from what the doctor said, that he would be able to see Mr. Eldred to
tomorrow. Mr. Eldred returned to his hotel at dusk, and spent, I fear, but a dull evening.
On the next day he was able to see Mr. Garrett. When in health, Mr. Garrett was a cheerful
and pleasant-looking young man. Now he was a very white and shaky being, propped up in an arm-chair
by the fire, and inclined to shiver, and keep an eye on the door.
If, however, there were visitors whom he was not prepared to welcome, Mr. Eldred was not among them.
It really is I who owe you an apology, and I was despairing of being able to pay it, for I didn't
know your address, but I am very glad you have called. I do dislike and regret, giving all this
trouble, but, you know, I could not have foreseen this attack which I had.
Of course not, but now I am something of a doctor.
You'll excuse my asking.
You have had, I'm sure, good advice.
Was it a fall you had?
No, I did fall on the floor, but not from any height.
It was really a shock.
You mean something startled you?
Was it anything you thought you saw?
Not much thinking in the case, I'm afraid.
Yes, it was something I saw.
You remember when you called the first time at the library?
Yes, of course.
Let me beg you not to try to describe it.
It will not be good for you to recall it, I'm sure.
But indeed, it would be a relief to me to tell anyone like yourself.
You might be able to explain it away.
It was just when I was going into the class where your book is.
Indeed, Mr. Garrett, I insist.
Besides, my watch tells me I have put very little time left in which to get my things together and to take the train.
No, not another word.
It would be more distressing to you than you.
imagine, perhaps. Now, there is just one thing I want to say. I feel that I am really
indirectly responsible for this illness of yours, and I think I ought to defray the expense
which it has... But this offer was quite distinctly declined. Mr. Eldred, not pressing
it, left almost at once. Not, however, before Mr. Garrett had insisted upon his taking
a note of the class-mark of the tractate mid-off, which, as he said,
Mr. Eldred could at leisure get by himself.
But Mr. Eldred did not reappear at the library.
William Garrett had another visitor that day in the person of a contemporary and colleague
from the library, one George Earl.
Earl had been one of those who found Garrett lying insensible on the floor, just inside the
class or cubicle, opening upon the central alley of a spacious gallery, in which the Hebrew
books were placed.
and Earl had naturally been very anxious about his friend's condition.
So, as soon as library hours were over, he appeared at the lodgings.
Well, he said, after some conversation,
I've no notion what it was that put you wrong,
but I've got the idea that there's something wrong in the atmosphere of the library.
I know this, that just before we found you,
I was coming along the gallery with Davis, and I said to him,
did you ever know such a musty smell anywhere as there is about here?
It can't be wholesome.
Well now, if one goes on living a long time with a smell of that kind,
I told you if it was worse than I ever knew it,
it must get into the system and break out sometime, don't you think?
Garrett shook his head.
That's all very well about the smell, but it isn't always there,
though I've noticed it the last day or two,
a sort of unnaturally strong smell of dust.
But no, that's not what did for me.
It was something I saw.
And I wanted to tell you about it.
I went into that Hebrew class to get a book for a man that was inquiring for it down below.
Now that same book I'd made a mistake about the day before.
I'd been for it for the same man, and made sure that I saw an old parson in a cloak taking
it out.
I told my man it was out.
Off he went to call again next day.
I went back to see if I could get it out of the parson.
No parson there, and the book on the shelf.
Well, yesterday, as I say, I went again.
This time, if you please, ten o'clock in the morning, you remember,
and as much light as ever you get in those classes.
And there was my parson again.
Back to me, looking at the books on the shelf I wanted.
His hat was on the table, and he had a bald head.
I waited a second or two looking at him rather particularly.
I tell you, he had a very nasty bald head. It looked to me dry, and it looked dusty,
and the streaks of hair across it were much less like hair than cobwebs. Well, I made a bit of a
noise on purpose, coughed and moved my feet. He turned round and let me see his face, which I hadn't
seen before. I tell you again, I'm not mistaken, though for one reason or another I didn't take
in the lower part of his face, I did see the upper part, and it was perfectly dry, and
the eyes were very deep sunk, and over them, from the eyebrows to the cheekbone, there
were cobwebs, thick.
Now that closed me up, as they say, but I can't tell you anything more.
What explanations were furnished by Earl of this phenomenon?
It does not very much concern us to inquire.
With all events, they did not convince Garrett that he had not seen what he had seen.
Before William Garrett returned to work at the library, the librarian insisted upon his taking
a week's rest and change of air.
Within a few days' time, therefore, he was at the station with his bag, looking for a desirable
smoking compartment in which to travel to burn Stowe-Sea, which he had not previously visited.
One compartment, and one only, seemed to be suitable.
But just as he approached it, he saw, standing in front of the door, a figure so like,
one bound up with recent unpleasant associations, that with a sickening quarm and hardly
knowing what he did, he tore open the door of the next compartment, and pulled himself
into it as quickly as if death were at his heels.
The train moved off, and he must have turned to him.
quite faint, for he was next conscious of a smelling-bottle being put to his nose. His physician
was a nice-looking old lady, who with her daughter was the only passenger in the carriage.
But for this incident, it is not very likely that he would have made any overtures to his fellow
travellers. As it was, thanks and inquiries and general conversation supervened inevitably,
and Garrett found himself provided before the journey's end.
not only with a physician, but with a landlady, for Mrs. Simpson had apartments to let at Bernstein,
which seemed in all ways suitable.
The place was empty at that season, so that Garrett was thrown a good deal into the society
of the mother and daughter. He found them very acceptable company.
On the third evening of his stay he was on such terms with them as to be asked to spend
the evening in their private sitting-room.
During their talk, it transpired that Garrett's work lay in a library.
"'Ah! Libraries are fine places,' said Mrs. Simpson, putting down her work with a sigh.
But for all that, books have played me a sad turn, or rather a book has.
Well, books give me my living, Mrs. Simpson, and I should be sorry to say a word against them.
I don't like to hear that they've been bad for you.
"'Perhaps Mr. Garrett could help us to solve our puzzle, mother,' said Miss Simpson.
"'I don't want to set Mr. Garrett off on a hunt that might waste a lifetime, my dear,
nor yet to trouble him with our private affairs.'
"'But if you think it in the least likely that I could be of use,
I do beg you to tell me what the puzzle is, Mrs. Simpson.
If it is finding out anything about a book, you see, I'm in rather a good position to do it.'
"'Yes, I do see that, but the worst of it is,
that we don't know the name of the book.
Nor what it is about.
No, nor that either.
Except that we don't think it's an English, Mother,
and that is not much of a clue.
Well, Mr. Garrett, said Mrs. Simpson,
who had not yet resumed her work
and was looking at the fire thoughtfully,
I shall tell you the story.
You will please keep it to yourself, if you don't mind.
Thank you.
Now, it is just this.
I had an old uncle, a doctor rant.
Perhaps you may have heard of him, not that he was a distinguished man, but from the odd way he chose to be buried.
I rather think I have seen the name in some guide-book.
That would be it, said Miss Simpson.
He left directions, horrid old man, that he was to be put sitting at a table in his ordinary clothes,
in a brick room that he had made underground in a field near his house.
Of course, the country people say he's been sick.
seen about there in his old black cloak.
"'Well, dear, I don't know much about such things,' Mrs. Simpson went on, but, anyhow, he is
dead, these twenty years and more. He was a clergyman, though I'm sure I can't imagine how he
got to be one. But he did no duty for the last part of his life, which I think was a good
thing, and he lived on his own property, very nice estate, not a great way from here.
He had no wife or family, only one niece.
who was myself, and one nephew, and he had no particular liking for either of us, nor for anyone
else as far as that goes. If anything, he liked my cousin better than he did me, for John was much
more like him in his temper, and I'm afraid I must say his very mean, sharp ways. It might have
been different if I had not married, but I did, and that he very much resented. Very well,
Here he was, with this estate and a good deal of money, as it turned out, of which he had the
absolute disposal, and it was understood that we, my cousin and I, would share it equally at
his death.
In a certain winter, over twenty years back, as I said, he was taken ill, and I was sent
for to nurse him.
My husband was alive then, but the old man would not hear of his coming.
As I drove up to the house, I saw my cousin John driving.
away from it, in an open fly, and looking, I noticed, in very good spirits.
I went up and did what I could for my uncle, but I was very soon sure that this would be his last
illness, and he was convinced of it, too. During the day before he died, he got me to sit by him
all the time, and I could see that there was something, and probably something unpleasant,
that he was saving up to tell me, and putting it off, as long as he felt.
he could afford the strength. I'm afraid purposely, in order to keep me on the stretch,
but at last out it came. Mary, he said, Mary, I've made my will in John's favour. He has
everything, Mary. Well, of course that came as a bitter shock to me, for we, my husband and I,
were not rich people. And if he could have managed to live a little easier than he was
obliged to do, I felt it might be the prolonging of his life.
But I said little or nothing to my uncle except that he had a right to do what he pleased,
partly because I couldn't think of anything to say, and partly because I was sure there was
more to come, and so there was.
But Mary, he said, I'm not very fond of John, and I've made another will in your favour.
You can have everything.
Only, you've got to find the will, you see, and I don't mean to tell you where it is.
Then he chuckled to himself, and I waited, for again I was sure he hadn't finished.
That's a good girl, he said after a time.
You wait, and I'll tell you as much as I told John.
But just let me remind you, you can't go into court with what I'm saying to you,
for you won't be able to produce any collateral evidence beyond your own word,
and John's a man that can do a little hard swearing if necessary.
Very well, then, that's understood.
Now I had to fancy that I wouldn't write this will quite in the common way,
so I wrote it in a book, Mary, a printed book,
and there's several thousand books in this house.
But there, you needn't trouble yourself with,
them, for it isn't one of them. It's in safe-keeping elsewhere, in a place where John can go and
find it any day, if he only knew, and you can't. A good will it is, properly signed and witnessed,
but I don't think you'll find the witnesses in a hurry. Still I said nothing. If I had moved at all,
I must have taken hold of the old wretch and shaken him. He lay there laughing to himself, and at
And last he said, well, well, you've taken it very quietly.
And as I wanted to start you both on equal terms, and John has a bit of a purchase in being
able to go where the book is, I'll tell you just two other things which I didn't tell him.
The wills in English, but you won't know that if you ever see it.
That's one thing.
And another is that, when I'm gone, you'll find an envelope in my desk directed to you.
and inside it, something that would help you to find it, if only you have the wits to use it.
In a few hours from that he was gone, and though I made an appeal to John Eldred about it,
John Eldred, I beg your pardon, Mrs. Simpson, I think I've seen him, Mr. John Eldred.
What is he like to look at?
It must be ten years since I saw him. He would be a thin elderly man now, and unless he's
shave them off. He has that sort of whiskers which people used to call dundreary or piccadilly
something. "'Weepers. Yes, that is the man.'
"'Where did you come across him, Mr. Garrett?'
"'I don't know if I could tell you,' said Garrett, mendaciously, in some public place.
But you hadn't finished. Really, I had nothing much to add, only that John Eldred, of course,
paid no attention whatever to my letters, and has enjoyed the estate ever since.
while my daughter and I have had to take the lodging-house business here,
which I must say has not turned out by any means so unpleasant as I feared it might.
But about the envelope?
Oh, to be sure. Why, the puzzle turns on that?
Give Mr. Garrett the paper out of my desk.
It was a small slip, with nothing whatever on it but five numerals,
not divided or punctuated in any way.
1.1334.
Mr. Garrett pondered, but there was a light in his eye. Suddenly he made a face and then asked,
Do you suppose that Mr. Eldred can have any more clue than you have to the title of the book?
I have sometimes thought he must, said Mrs. Simpson, and in this way that my uncle must have
made the will not very long before he died, that I think he said himself, and got rid of the book
immediately afterwards. But all his books were very carefully catalogued, and John has the
catalogue, and John was most particular that no books whatever should be sold out of the house,
and I'm told that he is always journeying about to booksellers and libraries. So I fancy that he must
have found out just which books are missing from my uncle's library of those which are
entered in the catalogue and must be hunting for them. Just so, just so. Just so.
said Mr. Garrett, and relapsed into thought. No later than next day, he received a letter,
which, as he told Mrs. Simpson, with great regret, made it absolutely necessary for him to cut short
his stay at Bernstone. Sorry as he was to leave them, and they were at least as sorry to part with
him, he had begun to feel that a crisis, all-important to Mrs., and shall we add, Miss,
Simpson was very possibly supervening.
In the train, Garrett was uneasy and excited.
He racked his brains to think whether the press-mark of the book which Mr. Eldred had been inquiring after
was one in any way corresponding to the numbers on Mrs. Simpson's little bit of paper.
But he found, to his dismay, that the shock of the previous week had really so upset him
that he could neither remember any vestige of the title or nature of the book.
book, or even of the locality to which he had gone to seek it. And yet, all other parts of library
topography and work were clear as ever in his mind. And another thing, he stamped with annoyance
as he thought of it, he had at first hesitated and then had forgotten to ask Mrs. Simpson
for the name of the place where Eldred lived. That, however, he could write about. At least he
He had his clue in the figures on the paper.
If they referred to a press mark in his library, they were only susceptible of a limited number
of interpretations.
They might be divided into 1.1334, 1133, 4, or 113-34.
He could try all these in the space of a few minutes, and if anyone were missing, he had every
means of tracing it.
He got very quickly to work, though a few minutes had to be spent in explaining his early
return to his landlady and his colleagues.
One-1334 was in place, and contained no extraneous writing.
As he drew near to Class 11 in the same gallery, its association struck him like a chill.
But he must go on.
After a cursory glance at 1133-4, which first confronted him, and was a perfectly new book,
he ran his eye along the line of quartoes which fills 11-3.
The gap he feared was there.
Thirty-four was out.
A moment was spent in making sure that it had not been misplaced, and then he was off to
the vestibule.
Has eleven-three-34 gone out?
Do you recollect noticing that number?
"'Notice the number? What did you take me for, Mr. Garrett? There, take and look over the ticket for yourself if you've got a free day before you.'
"'Well, then, has a Mr. Eldred called again? The old gentleman who came the day I was taken ill. Come, you'd remember him.'
"'What do you suppose, of course I recollect of him. He haven't been in again, not since you went off for your holiday.'
And yet I seem to—there now, Roberts'll know. Roberts, do you recollect of the name of Eldred?
"'Not half,' said Roberts.
"'You mean the man that sent a bob over the price for the parcel,
"'and I wish they all did?
"'Do you mean to say you've been sending books to Mr Eldred?
"'Come, do speak up, have you?'
"'Well now, Mr. Garrett,
"'if a gentleman sends the ticket all wrote correct,
"'and the secretary says this book may go,
"'and a box-ready address sent with the note,
"'and a sum of money sufficient to defray the railway charges,
"'what would be your action in the matter, Mr. Garrett,
if I may take the liberty to ask such a question.
Would you, or would you not, have taken the trouble to oblige?
Or would you have chucked the old thing under the counter?
And you are perfectly right, of course, Hodgson, perfectly right.
Only, would you kindly oblige me by showing me the ticket Mr. Eldred sent,
and letting me know his address?
To be sure, Mr. Garrett, so long as I'm not acted about and informed that I don't know me duty,
I'm willing to oblige in every way feasible to my power.
There is a ticket on the file.
J. Eldred, 11.3.34.
Title of work.
T. A. L. M. Well, there you can make out what you like of it.
Not a novel, I should as of the guess.
And here is Mr. Heldred's note, applying for the booking question, which I see he terms it a track.
Thanks, thanks. But the address? There's none on the note.
Ah, indeed. Well, now, stay now, Mr. Garrett.
have it, why that note came inside of the parcel, which was directed, very thoughtful to save
all the trouble, ready to be sent back with the book inside. And if I have made any mistake
in this whole transaction, it lays just in the one point that I neglected to enter the address
in my little book here, what I keep, not but what I dare say there was good reasons for me
not entering of it. But there are, I haven't the time. Neither have you, I dare say, to go into them
just now. And, no, Mr. Garrett, I do not carry it in my head. Else, what will be the use of me
keeping this little book here? Just ordinary, common notebook, you see, which I make a practice
of entering all such names and addresses in it as I see fit to do. Admiralable arrangement,
to be sure, but, all right, thank you. When did the parcel go off? Half-past ten this morning.
Oh, good, and it's just one now. Garrette's went upstairs in deep thought. How was he,
to get the address.
A telegram to Mrs. Simpson.
He might miss a train by waiting for the answer.
Yes, there was one other way.
She had said that Eldred lived on his uncle's estate.
If this was so, he might find that place entered in the donation book.
That he could run through quickly, now that he knew the title of the book.
The register was soon before him, and knowing that the old man had died more than twenty years ago,
he gave him a good margin and turned back to 1870.
There was but one entry possible.
1875, August 14th.
Talmud.
Tractatus middoth, Kumkomar, Nachmanidi, Amstelod, 1707,
given by J. Rant, D.D., of Brettfield Manor.
A gazetteer showed Brentfield to be three miles from a small station on the main line.
Now to ask the doorkeeper whether he recollected if the name on the parcel had been anything
like Brentfield.
No, nothing like.
It was, now you mention it, Mr. Garrett, either Bredfield or Brittfield, but nothing like
the other name what you quoted.
So far, well, next a timetable.
A train could be got in twenty minutes, taking two hours over the journey.
The only chance, but not one to be missed, and the train was taken.
If he had been fidgety on the journey up, he was almost distracted on the journey down.
If he found Eldred, what could he say?
That it had been discovered that the book was a rarity and must be recalled an obvious untruth,
or that it was believed to contain important manuscript notes.
Eldred would of course show him the book, from which the leaf would already have been removed.
He might perhaps find traces of the removal, a torn edge of a fly-le.
believe, probably.
And who could disprove what Eldred was certain to say that he too had noticed and regretted
the mutilation?
Altogether the chase seemed very hopeless.
The one chance was this.
The book had left the library at ten-thirty.
It might not have been put into the first possible train at eleven-twenty.
Granted that, then he might be lucky enough to arrive simultaneously with it, and patch up some
story which would induce Eldred to give it up.
It was drawing towards evening, when he got out upon the platform of his station, and
like most country stations this one seemed unnaturally quiet.
He waited about till the one or two passengers who got out with him had drifted off, and
then inquired of the station-master whether Mr. Eldred was in the neighbourhood.
Yes, and pretty near to, I believe.
I fancy he means calling here for a parcel, he expects.
Called for it once today, he already, didn't he, Bob?
To the porter.
Yes, sir, he did, and appeared to think that it was all along of me that it didn't come by the two o'clock.
Anyhow, I've got it for him now.
And the porter flourished a square parcel, which, a glance assured Garrett, contained all that was of any importance to him at that particular moment.
Brett Field, sir?
Yes, three miles just about.
short cut across these three fields brings it down by half a mile there there's mr eldred's trap a dog-cart drove up with two men in it of whom garret gazing back as he crossed the little station yard easily recognized one
the fact that eldred was driving was slightly in his favour for most likely he would not open the parcel in the presence of his servant on the other hand he would get home quickly and unless garret were there within
a very few minutes of his arrival, all would be over. He must hurry, and that he did. His
shortcuts took him along one side of a triangle, while the cart had two sides to traverse,
and it was delayed a little at the station, so that Garrett was in the third of the three fields
when he heard the wheels fairly near. He had made the best progress possible, but the pace at which
the cart was coming made him despair. At this rate, it must reach home ten minutes before him.
and ten minutes would more than suffice for the fulfilment of Mr. Eldred's project.
It was just at this time that the luck fairly turned.
The evening was still, and sounds came clearly.
Seldom has any sound given greater relief than that which he now heard,
that of the cart pulling up.
A few words were exchanged, and it drove on.
Garrett, halting in the utmost anxiety,
was able to see, as it drove past the stile near which he now stood, that it contained only
the servant, and not Eldred. Further, he made out that Eldred was following on foot. From behind
the tall hedge by the stile leading into the road he watched the thin, wiry figure pass
quickly by with the parcel beneath its arm, and feeling in its pockets. Just as he passed
the stile, something fell out of a pocket upon the ground.
us, but with so little sound that Eldred was not conscious of it. In a moment more, it was safe
for Garrett to cross the style into the road, and pick up a box of matches. Eldred went on, and as he
went his arms made hasty movements, difficult to interpret in the shadow of the trees it overhung
the road. But as Garrett followed cautiously, he found at various points the key to them, a piece of
string, and then the wrapper of the parcel, meant to be thrown over the hedge but sticking in it.
Now Eldred was walking slower, and it could just be made out that he had opened the book
and was turning over the leaves. He stopped, evidently troubled by the failing light.
Garrett slipped into a gate-opening, but still watched. Eldred, hastily looking round,
sat down on a felled tree-trunk by the roadside,
and held the open book up close to his eyes suddenly he laid it still open on his knee and felt in all his pockets clearly in vain and clearly to his annoyance you would be glad of your matches now thought garret
then he took hold of a leaf and was carefully tearing it out when two things happened first something black seemed to drop upon the white leaf and run down it and then as eldred stuart
started, and was turning to look behind him. A little dark form appeared to rise out of the shadow
behind the tree trunk, and from it, two arms, enclosing a mass of blackness, came before
Eldred's face, and covered his head and neck. His legs and arms were wildly flourished,
but no sound came. Then there was no more movement. Eldred was alone. He had fallen back into
the grass behind the tree trunk. The book was cast into the roadway. Garrett, his anger and suspicion
gone for the moment at the sight of this horrid struggle, rushed up with loud cries of
help! And so too, to his enormous relief, did a labourer who had just emerged from a field
opposite. Together they bent over and supported Eldred. But to no purpose, the conclusion that he
was dead was inevitable. "'Poor gentleman,' said Garrett to the labourer, when they had laid him down.
"'What happens to him, do you think?' "'I wasn't two hundred yards.'
"'South away,' said the man, when I seen Squire Eldred sitting, reading in his book,
and to my thinking he was took with one of these fits. Face seemed to go all over black.
"'Just so,' said Garrett. You didn't see anyone near him. It couldn't have been an assault.
"'Not possible. No one couldn't have got away without you or me seeing them.'
So I thought, well, we must get some help under the doctor and the policeman, and perhaps I had
better give them this book? It was obviously a case for an inquest, and obvious also, that
Garrett must stay at Brentfield and give his evidence. The medical inspection showed that,
though some black dust were found on the face, and in the mouth of the deceased, the cause
of death was a shock to a weak heart, and not a spixiation. The fateful book was produced,
a respectable quarto printed wholly in Hebrew, and not a fictive.
not of an aspect likely to excite even the most sensitive.
You say, Mr. Garrett, that the deceased gentleman appeared at the moment before his attack
to be tearing a leaf out of this book.
Yes, I think one of the fly-leaves.
There is here a fly-leaf partially torn through.
It has Hebrew writing on it.
Will you kindly inspect it?
There are three names in English, sir, also, and a date.
But I am sorry to say that I cannot read Hebrew writing.
Thank you.
The names have the appearance of being signatures.
They are John Rant, Walter Gibson, and James Frost, and the date is 20th of July 1875.
Does anyone here know of any of these names?
The rector, who was present, volunteered a statement that the uncle of the deceased,
from whom he inherited, had been named Rant.
The book being handed to him, he shook a puzzled head.
This is not like any Hebrew I ever learned.
You are sure that it is Hebrew?
What? Yes, I suppose. No, my dear sir. You're perfectly right. That is, your suggestion is exactly to the point. Of course, it is not Hebrew at all. It is English, and it is a will.
It did not take many minutes to show that here indeed was a will of Dr. John Rant, bequeathing the whole of the property lately held by John Eldred to Mrs. Mary Simpson.
clearly the discovery of such a document would amply justify Mr. Eldred's agitation.
As to the partial tearing of the leaf, the coroner pointed out that no useful purpose could be attained by speculations
whose correctness it would never be possible to establish.
The tractate Middoth was naturally taken in charge by the coroner for further investigation,
and Mr. Garrett explained privately to him the history of it,
the position of events so far as he knew or guessed them.
He returned to his work next day, and on his walk to the station passed the scene of Mr.
Eldred's catastrophe.
He could hardly leave it without another look, though the recollection of what he had seen
there made him shiver even on that bright morning.
He walked round with some misgivings behind the felled tree.
Something dark that still lay there made him start back for a moment.
moment, but it hardly stirred. Looking closer, he saw that it was a thick, black mass of cobwebs,
and, as he stirred it gingerly with his stick, several large spiders ran out of it into the grass.
There is no great difficulty in imagining the steps by which William Garrett, from being an assistant
in a great library, attained to his present position of prospective owner of Brettfield's manner,
Now in the occupation of his mother-in-law, Mrs. Mary Simpson.
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Casting the Roons
April 15th
190
Blank
Dear Sir, I am requested by the Council of the Blank Association to return to you the draft of a paper on the truth of alchemy, which you have been good enough to offer to read at our forthcoming meeting, and to inform you that the Council do not see their way to including it in the program.
I am, yours faithfully, blank, secretary.
April the 18th.
Dear Sir, I am sorry to say that my engagements do not permit of my affording you an interview
on the subject of your proposed paper.
Nor do our laws allow of your discussing the matter with a committee of our Council, as
you suggest.
Please allow me to assure you that the fullest consideration was given to the draft which
you submitted, and that it was not declined without having been referred to the judgment
of a most competent authority.
No personal question, it can hardly be necessary for me to add, can have had the slightest
influence on the decision of the Council.
Believe me.
Utt Supra.
April 20th
The Secretary of the Blank Association begs respectfully to inform Mr. Carswell that it is impossible
for him to communicate the name of any person or persons to whom the draft of Mr. Carswell's paper
may have been submitted, and further desires to intimate that he cannot undertake the reply to any
further letters on this subject.
And who is Mr. Carswell?
inquired the secretary's wife.
She had called at his office, and, perhaps unwarrantably, had picked up the last of these
three letters, which the typist had just brought in.
Why, my dear, just at present Mr. Carswell is a very angry man.
but i don't know much about him otherwise except that he is a person of wealth his address is lufford abbey warwickshire and he's an alchemist apparently and wants to tell us all about it and that's about all except that i don't want to meet him for the next week or two
now if you're ready to leave this place i am what have you been doing to make him angry asked mrs secretary
The usual thing, my dear.
The usual thing.
He sent in a draft of a paper he wanted to read at the next meeting,
and we referred it to Edward Dunning,
almost the only man in England who knows about these things,
and he said it was perfectly hopeless.
So we declined it.
So Caswell has been pelting me with letters ever since.
The last thing he wanted was the name of the man we referred his nonsense to.
You saw my answer to that.
But don't you say anything about it, for goodness sake?
I should think not, indeed.
Did I ever do such a thing?
I do hope, though, he won't get to know that it was poor Mr. Dunning.
Poor Mr. Dunning!
I don't know why you call him that.
He's a very happy man, his dunning.
Lots of hobbies, and a comfortable home, and all his time to himself.
I only meant that I should be sorry for him if this man got hold of his name, and came and bothered him.
Oh, ah yes, I dare say he would be poor Mr. Dunning then.
The secretary and his wife were lunching out, and the friends to whose house they were bound
were Warwickshire people.
So Mrs. Secretary had already settled it in her own mind that she would question them judiciously
about Mr. Carswell.
But she was saved the trouble of leading up to the subject, for the hostess said to the host,
before many minutes had passed,
I saw the abbot of Lufford this morning,' the host whistled.
"'Did you? What in the world brings him up to town?'
"'Goodness knows. He was coming out of the British Museum gate as I drove past.'
It was not unnatural that Mrs. Secretary should inquire whether this was a real
abbot who was being spoken of.
"'Oh, no, my dear. Only a neighbour of ours in the country who bought Lufford Abbey a few years ago.
His real name is Carswell. Is he a friend of yours?'
asked Mr. Secretary, with a private wink to his wife.
The question let loose a torrent of declamation.
There was really nothing to be said for Mr. Carswell.
Nobody knew what he did with himself.
His servants were a horrible set of people.
He had invented a new religion for himself,
and practised,
no one could tell what, appalling rights.
He was very easily offended, and never forgave anybody.
He had a dreadful face,
So the lady insisted, her husband, somewhat demurring.
He never did a kind action, and whatever influence he did exert was mischievous.
Do the poor man justice, dear, the husband interrupted.
You forget the treat he gave the school-children.
Forget it, indeed!
But I'm glad you mentioned it, because it gives an idea of the man.
Now, Florence, listen to this.
The first winter he was at Lufford, this delightful neighbour.
of ours, wrote to the clergyman of his parish, he's not ours, but we know him very well,
and offered to show the school-children some magic lantern slides. He said he had some new kinds
which he thought would interest them. Well, the clergyman was rather surprised because Mr.
Carswell had shown himself inclined to be unpleasant to the children, complaining of their
trespassing or something of the sort. But of course he accepted, and the evening was fixed,
and our friend went himself to see that everything went right.
He said he never had been so thankful for anything
as that his own children were all prevented from being there.
They were at the children's party at our house, as a matter of fact,
because this Mr. Carswell had evidently set out
with the intention of frightening these poor village children out of their wits,
and I do believe if he had been allowed to go on,
he would actually have done so.
He began with some comparatively mild things, Red Riding Hood was one,
and even then Mr. Farrow said,
The wolf was so dreadful that several of the smaller children had to be taken out.
And he said Mr. Carswell began the story by producing a noise like a wolf howling in the distance,
which was the most gruesome thing he had ever heard.
All the slides he showed, Mr. Farrow said, were most clever,
they were absolutely realistic, and where he had got the more,
how he worked them he could not imagine. Well, the show went on, and the stories kept on becoming
a little more terrifying each time, and the children were mesmerized into complete silence.
At last he produced a series which represented a little boy passing through his own park,
Lufford, I mean, in the evening. Every child in the room could recognize the place from the
pictures, and this poor boy was followed, and at last pursued and overtaken,
and either torn to pieces or somehow made away with, by a horrible hopping creature in white,
which you saw first dodging about among the trees, and gradually it appeared more and more plainly.
Mr. Farrah said it gave him one of the worst nightmares he ever remembered,
and what it must have meant to the children doesn't bear thinking of.
Of course, this was too much, and he spoke very sharply indeed to Mr. Carswell,
and said it couldn't go on.
All he said was,
Oh, you think it's time to bring a little show to an end
And send them home to their beds?
Very well.
And then, if you please,
He switched on another slide
Which showed a great mass of snakes and centipedes
And disgusting creatures with wings,
And somehow or other he made it seem as if they were climbing out of the picture
And getting in amongst the audience
And this was accompanied by a sort of dry rustling noise
Which sent the children nearly mad,
And of course they stampeded.
A good many of them were rather hurting getting out of the room, and I don't suppose one of them closed an eye that night.
There was the most dreadful trouble in the village afterwards.
Of course the mothers threw a good part of the blame on poor Mr. Farah,
and if they could have got past the gates, I believe the fathers would have broken every window in the abbey.
Well now, that's Mr. Carswell. That's the abbot of Lufford, my dear, and you can imagine how he covered his society.
Yes, I think he has all the possibilities of a distinguished criminal, has Carswell, said the host.
I should be sorry for anyone who got into his bad books.
Is he the man, or am I mixing him up with someone else? asked the secretary, who for some minutes
had been wearing the frown of the man who is trying to recollect something.
Is he the man who brought out a history of witchcraft some time back, ten years or more?
That's the man.
Do you remember the reviews of it?'
"'Certainly I do. And what's equally to the point I knew the author of the most incisive
of the lot. So did you. You must remember John Harrington. He was at Johns, in our time.'
"'Oh, very well, indeed. Though I don't think I saw or heard anything of him between the time
I went down, and the day I read the account of the inquest on him.'
"'Inquest?' said one of the ladies. "'What has happened to him?'
"'Why, what happened was that he fell out of the case. He fell out of the last. He fell
out of a tree and broke his neck. But the puzzle was, what could have induced him to get up there?
It was a mysterious business, I must say. He was this man, not an athletic fellow, was he?
And with no eccentric twist about him that was ever noticed, walking home along a country road late
in the evening, no tramps about, well known and liked in the place, and he suddenly begins
to run like mad, loses his hat and stick, and finally shins up a tree, quite a difficult tree,
growing in the hedgerow.
A dead branch gives way,
and he comes down with it, and breaks his neck.
And there he's found, next morning,
with the most dreadful face of fear on him,
that could be imagined.
It was pretty evident, of course,
that he had been chased by something,
and people talked of savage dogs,
and beasts escaped out of menageries,
but there was nothing to be made of that.
That was in 89,
and I believe his brother Henry,
whom I remember as well at King's.
Cambridge, but you probably don't, has been trying to get on the track of an explanation
ever since.
He, of course, insists there was malice in it, but I don't know.
It's difficult to see how it could have come in.
After a time the talk reverted to the history of witchcraft.
Did you ever look into it? asked the host.
Yes, I did, said the secretary.
I went so far as to read it.
Was it as bad as it was made out to be?
Oh, in point of style and form, quite hopeless.
It deserved all the pulverising it got, but besides that it was an evil book.
The man believed every word of what he was saying, and I'm very much mistaken if he hadn't
tried the greater part of his recipes.
Well, I only remember Harrington's review of it, and I must say, if I'd been the author,
it would have quenched my literary ambition for good.
I should never have held up my head again.
It hasn't had that effect in the present case.
But come, it's half-past three.
I must be off.
On the way home, the secretary's wife said,
I do hope that horrible man won't find out
that Mr. Dunning had anything to do with the rejection of his paper.
I don't think there's much chance of that, said the secretary.
Dunning won't mention it himself, for these matters are confidential,
and none of us will for the same reason.
Carswell won't know his name,
for Dunning hasn't published anything on the same subject yet.
The only danger is that Carswell might find out
if he was to ask the British Museum people
who was in the habit of consulting alchemical manuscripts.
I can't very well tell them not to mention Dunning, can I?
It would set them talking at once.
Let's hope it won't occur to him.
However, Mr. Carswell was an astute man.
This much is in the way of prologue.
On an evening rather later in the same week, Mr. Edward Dunning was returning from the British Museum, where he had been engaged in research, to the comfortable house in a suburb where he lived alone, attended by two excellent women who had been long with him. There is nothing to be added by way of description of him to what we have heard already. Let us follow him as he takes his sober course homewards. A train took him to within a mile or two of a few years.
his house, and an electric tram a stage farther.
The line ended at a point some three hundred yards from his front door.
He had had enough of reading when he got into the car, and indeed the light was not such
as to allow him to do more than study the advertisements on the panes of glass that faced him
as he sat.
As was not unnatural, the advertisements in this particular line of cars were objects of his frequent
contemplation and with the possible exception of the brilliant and convincing dialogue between mr lamplu and an eminent c on the subject of pyrtic saline none of them afforded much scope to his imagination
i'm wrong there was one at the corner of the car farthest from him which did not seem familiar it was in blue letters on a yellow ground and all that he could read of it was a name john harrington and something like a date
It could be of no interest to him to know more, but for all that, as the car emptied,
he was just curious enough to move along the seat until he could read it well.
He felt to a slight extent repaid for his trouble.
The advertisement was not of the usual type.
It ran thus, in memory of John Harrington, F.S.A. of the Laurels Ashbrook died September 18, 1889.
Three months were allowed.
The car stopped.
Mr. Dunning, still contemplating the blue letters on the yellow ground,
had to be stimulated to rise by a word from the conductor.
"'I pick your pardon,' he said.
"'I was looking at that advertisement.
It's a very odd one, isn't it?'
The conductor read it slowly.
"'Well, my word,' he said.
"'I've never seen that one before.
Well, that is a cure, ain't it?'
Someone had been up to their jokes here, I should think.
He got out a duster, and applied it, not without saliva, to the pain, and then to the outside.
Now, he said, returning, that ain't no transfer.
Seems to me as if it was regular in the glass.
What I mean in the substance, as you might say.
Don't you think so, sir?
Mr. Dunning examined it, and rubbed it with his glove, and agreed.
Who looks after these advertisements and gives leave for them to be put up?
I wish you would inquire. I will just take a note of the words.
At this moment there came a call from the driver.
Look alive, George, time's up.
All right, all right. There's something else what's up at this end.
You come and look at this ear-glass.
What's gone with the glass? said the driver, approaching.
Well, and who's Arrington? What's it all about?
I was just asking who was responsible for putting the advertisements up in your cars
and saying it would be as well to make some inquiry about this one.
Well, sir, that's all done at the company's office, that work is.
It's our Mr. Tim's, I believe, looks into that.
When we put up to-night I'll leave word,
and perhaps I'll be able to tell you to-morrow if you happen to be coming this way.
This was all that passed that evening.
Mr. Dunning did just go to the trouble of looking up Ashbrook,
and found that it was in Warwickshire.
Next day he went to town again.
The car, it was the same car, was too full in the morning to allow of his getting a word with
the conductor. He could only be sure that the curious advertisement had been made away with.
The close of the day brought a further element of mystery into the transaction.
He had missed the tram, or else preferred walking home, but at a rather late hour, while he was
at work in his study, one of the maids came to say that two men from the tramways was very
anxious to speak to him. This was a reminder of the advertisement, which he had, he says,
nearly forgotten. He had the men in. They were the conductor and driver of the car, and when
the matter of refreshment had been attended to, asked what Mr. Timms had had to say about the
advertisement. Well, sir, that's what we took the liberty to step round about, said the conductor.
Mr. Timbs, he'd give William here the rough side of his tongue about that. According to him,
there weren't no advertisement of that description sent in,
nor ordered, nor paid for, nor put up, nor nothing,
let alone not being there,
and we was playing the fool taking up his time.
Well, I says, if that's the case, all I ask of you, Mr Timms, I says,
is to take and look at it for yourself, I says.
Of course, if it ain't there, I say,
you may take and call me what you like.
Right, he says, I will.
And we went straight off.
Now I'll leave it to you, sir.
if that ad, as we termed, with Arrington on it, weren't as plain as ever you see anything,
blue letters on yellow glass, and as I says at the time, and you borne me out regular in the glass,
because, if you remember, you recollect of me swapping it with my duster.
To be sure, I do quite clearly. Well, you may say, well, I don't think.
Mr. Timms, he gets in that car with a light. No, he told William to hold the light outside.
Now he says,
Where's your precious ad, what we've heard so much about?
Here it is, I says, Mr. Tim's.
And I laid my hand on it.
The conductor paused.
Well, said Mr. Dunning,
It was gone, I suppose.
Broken?
Broke?
Not it.
There weren't, if you'll believe me,
no more trace of them letters,
blue letters they was,
on that piece of glass,
than,
Well, it's no good me talking.
I never seen such a thing.
I'll leave it to William here if—but there, as I says, where's the benefit in me going on about it?
And what did Mr. Timms say?
Why, he did what I give him leave to, called us pretty much anything he liked.
And I don't know as I blame him so much neither.
But what we thought William and me did was, as we've seen you take down a bit of a note about that, well, that letter in.
I certainly did that, and I have it now.
Did you wish me to speak to Mr. Tim's myself, and show it to him?
Was that what you came in about?
"'There, didn't I say as much?' said William.
"'Deal with a gent if you can get on the track of one. That's my word.
"'Now perhaps George you'll allow as I ain't took you very far wrong to-night.'
"'Very well, William. Very well. No need for you to go on as if you'd add to Frogs march me here.
"'I come quiet, didn't I? All the same for that. We hadn't ought to take up your time this way, sir.
But if it so happened, you could find time to step round to the company office in the morning
and tell Mr Tim's what you seem for yourself,
we should lay under a very high obligation to you for the trouble.
You see, it ain't being called, well, one thing or another,
as we mind, but if they got it into their head at the office,
as we've seen things as warrant there,
while one thing leads to another and where we should be a twelve-month-inence,
well, you can understand what I mean.
Amid further elucidation of the proposition,
George, conducted by William, left the room.
The incredulity of Mr.
Timms, who had a nodding acquaintance with Mr. Dunning, was greatly modified on the following day
by what the latter could tell and show him, and any bad mark that might have been attached
to the names of William and George was not suffered to remain on the company's books,
but explanation there was none. Mr. Dunning's interest in the matter was kept alive by an
incident of the following afternoon. He was walking from his club to the train, and he noticed
some way ahead, a man with a handful of leaflets, such as a distributed to passers-by by
agents of enterprising firms.
This agent had not chosen a very crowded street for his operations.
In fact, Mr. Dunning did not see him get rid of a single leaflet before he himself reached
the spot.
One was thrust into his hand as he passed.
The hand that gave it touched his, and he experienced a sort of little shock as it did so.
It seemed unnaturally rough and hot.
He looked in passing at the giver, but the impression he got was so unclear that, however
much he tried to reckon it up subsequently, nothing would come.
He was walking quickly, and as he went on glanced at the paper.
It was a blue one.
The name of Harrington, in large capitals caught his eye.
He stopped, startled, and felt for his glasses.
The next instant the leaflet was twitched out of his hand by a man
who hurried past, and was irrecoverably gone. He ran back a few paces, but where was the passer-by,
and where the distributor? It was in a somewhat pensive frame of mind that Mr. Dunning passed
on the following day into the select manuscript room of the British Museum, and filled up tickets
for Harley 3586, and some other volumes. After a few minutes they were brought to him, and he was
settling the one he wanted first upon the desk, when he thought he heard his own name whispered
behind him. He turned round hastily, and in doing so brushed his little portfolio of loose papers
onto the floor. He saw no one he recognised, except one of the staff in charge of the room,
who nodded to him, and he proceeded to pick up his papers. He thought he had them all, and was
turning to begin work, when a stout gentleman at the table behind him, who was just rising to leave,
and had collected his own belongings touched him on the shoulder saying may i give you this i think it should be yours and handed him a missing choir it is mine thank you said mr dunning in another moment the man had left the room
upon finishing his work for the afternoon mr dunning had some conversation with the assistant in charge and took occasion to ask who the stout gentleman was oh he's a man named carswell said the assistant
He was asking me a week ago, who were the great authorities on alchemy?
And of course I told him you were the only one in the country.
I'll see if I can catch him.
He'd like to meet you, I'm sure.
For heaven's sake, don't dream of it," said Mr. Dunning.
I'm particularly anxious to avoid him.
Oh, very well, said the assistant.
He doesn't come here often.
I dare say you won't meet him.
More than once on the way home that day, Mr. Dunning confessed to himself.
himself, that he did not look forward with his usual cheerfulness to a solitary evening.
It seemed to him that something ill-defined and impalpable had stepped in between him and
his fellow-men, had taken him in charge, as it were.
He wanted to sit close up to his neighbours in the train and in the tram, but as luck would
have it, both train and car were markedly empty.
The conductor George was thoughtful and appeared to be absorbed.
in calculations as to the number of passengers.
On arriving at his house, he found Dr. Watson, his medical man, on his doorstep.
I've had to upset your household arrangements, I'm sorry to say, Dunning.
Both your servants order combat.
In fact, I've had to send them to the nursing home.
Good heavens!
What's the matter?
It's something like to-main poisoning, I should think.
You've not suffered yourself, I can see, or you wouldn't be walking him out.
I think they'll pull through all right.
Dear, dear, have you any idea what brought it on?
Well, they tell me they brought some shellfish from a hawker at their dinner-time.
It's odd.
I've made some inquiries, but I can't find that any hawker has been to other houses in the street.
I couldn't send words to you.
They won't be back for a bit yet.
You come and dine with me tonight, anyhow, and we can make arrangements for going on.
Eight o'clock.
Don't be too anxious.
The solitary evening was thus obviated, at the expense of some distress and inconvenience,
it is true.
Mr. Dunning spent the time pleasantly enough with the doctor, a rather recent settler,
and returned to his lonely home at about 11.30.
The night he passed is not one on which he looks back with any satisfaction.
He was in bed, and the light was out.
He was wondering if the child-woman would come.
come early enough to get him hot water next morning, when he heard the unmistakable sound
of his study door opening. No step followed it on the passage floor, but the sound must mean
mischief, for he knew that he had shut the door that evening after putting his papers
away in his desk. It was rather shame than courage that induced him to slip out into the passage,
and lean over the banister in his nightgown, listening. No light was visible.
No further sound came. Only a gust of warm or even hot air played for an instant round his shins.
He went back, and decided to lock himself into his room. There was more unpleasantness,
however. Either an economical suburban company had decided that their light would not be required
in the small hours, and had stopped working, or else something was wrong with the metre. The effect
was in any case that the electric light was off. The obvious course was to find a match, and
also to consult his watch. He might as well know how many hours of discomfort awaited him.
So he put his hand into the well-known nook under the pillow, only it did not get so far.
What he touched was, according to his account, a mouth with teeth and with hair about it,
and he declares not the mouth of a human being. I do not think it is any use to guess what he said or did,
but he was in a spare room with the door locked and his ear to it before he was clearly conscious again,
and there he spent the rest of a most miserable night,
looking every moment for some fumbling at the door.
But nothing came.
The venturing back to his own room in the morning was attended with many listenings and quivering.
The door stood open, fortunately, and the blinds were up.
The servants had been out of the house before the hour of drawing-wereings.
them down. There was, to be short, no trace of an inhabitant. The watch, too, was in its usual
place. Nothing was disturbed. Only the wardrobe door had swung open, in accordance with its
confirmed habit. A ring at the back door now announced the charwoman, who had been ordered
the night before, and nerved Mr. Dunning, after letting her in, to continue his search in other
parts of the house. It was equally fruitless. The day, thus began, went on dismally enough.
He dared not go to the museum. In spite of what the assistant had said, Carswell might turn
up there, and Dunning felt that he could not cope with a probably hostile stranger.
His own house was odious. He hated sponging on the doctor. He spent some little time in a call
at the nursing home, where he was slightly cheered by a good report of his housekeeper and maid.
Towards lunchtime, he betook himself to his club, again experiencing a gleam of satisfaction
at seeing the Secretary of the Association.
At luncheon, Dunning told his friends the more material of his woes, but could not bring himself
to speak of those that weighed most heavily on his spirits.
My poor dear man, said the secretary.
What an upset!
Look here, we're alone at home, absolutely.
You must put up with us.
Yes, no excuse.
Send your things in this afternoon.
Dunning was unable to stand out.
He was, in truth, becoming acutely anxious as the hours went on,
as to what that night might have waiting for him.
He was almost happy as he hurried home to back up.
His friends, when they had time to take stock of him, were rather shocked at his lawn appearance,
and did their best to keep him up to the mark.
Not altogether without success, but when the two men were smoking alone later, Dunning became dull again.
Suddenly he said,
Gaten, I believe that alchemist man knows it was I who got his paper rejected.
Gaten whistled,
"'What makes you think that?' he said.
Dunning told of his conversation with the museum assistant,
and Gaten could only agree that the guests seemed likely to be correct.
"'Not that I care much,' Dunning went on,
"'only it might be a nuisance if we were to meet.
He's a bad-tempered party, I imagine.'
Conversation dropped again.
Gaten became more and more strongly impressed with the desolateness that came over Dunning's face and bearing.
And finally, though with a considerable effort, he asked him point-blank whether something
serious was not bothering him. Dunning gave an exclamation of relief.
I was perishing to get it off my mind, he said.
Do you know anything about a man named John Harrington?
Gayton was thoroughly startled, and at the moment could only ask why.
Then the complete story of Dunning's experiences came out.
What had happened in the tram car, in his own house, and in the street, the troubling of spirit that had crept over him, and still held him, and he ended with the question he had begun with.
Gaten was at a loss how to answer him. To tell the story of Harrington's end would perhaps be right, only Dunning was in a nervous state. The story was a grim one, and he could not help asking himself whether there were not a connecting link between these two cases in the person.
of Carswell. It was a difficult concession for a scientific man, but it could be eased by the
phrase hypnotic suggestion. In the end, he decided that his answer to-night should be guarded.
He would talk the situation over with his wife. So he said that he had known Harrington
at Cambridge, and believed he had died suddenly in 1889, adding a few details about the man and
his published work. He did talk over the matter with Mrs. Gayton, and, as he had anticipated,
she leapt at once to the conclusion which had been hovering before him. It was she who reminded
him of the surviving brother, Henry Harrington, and she also, who suggested that he might
be got hold of by means of their hosts of the day before. He might be a hopeless crank,
objected Gayton. That could be ascertained from the Bennets, who knew him,
Mrs. Gaiton retorted, and she undertook to see the Bennets the very next day.
It is not necessary to tell in further detail the steps by which Henry Harrington and Dunning
were brought together. The next scene that does require to be narrated is a conversation
that took place between the two. Dunning had told Harrington of the strange ways
in which the dead man's name had been brought before him,
and had said something besides of his own subsequent experiences.
Then he had asked if Harrington was disposed in return
to recall any of the circumstances connected with his brother's death.
Harrington's surprise at what he heard can be imagined,
but his reply was readily given.
"'John,' he said,
was in a very odd state, undeniably, from time to time,
during some weeks before, though not immediately before, the catastrophe.
There were several things.
The principal notion he had was that he thought he was being followed.
No doubt he was an impressionable man, but he never had had such fancies as this before.
I cannot get it out of my mind that there was ill-will at work,
and what you tell me about yourself reminds me very much of my brother.
Can you think of any possible connecting, Link?
There is just one that has been taking shape vaguely in my mind. I've been told that your brother
reviewed a book very severely, not long before he died, and just lately I have happened to
cross the path of the man who wrote that book in a way he would resent.
Don't tell me the man was called Carswell. Why not? That is exactly his name."
Henry Harrington lent back. That is final to my mind.
I must explain further.
From something he said, I feel sure that my brother John was beginning to believe, very much
against his will, that Car's will was at the bottom of his trouble.
I wanted to tell you what seems to me to have a bearing on the situation.
My brother was a great musician, and used to run up to concerts in town.
He came back, three months before he died, from one of these, and gave me his program to
look at.
An analytical program.
He always kept them.
I nearly missed this one, he said.
I suppose I must have dropped it.
Anyhow, I was looking for it under my seat and in my pockets and so on,
and my neighbour offered me his, said,
Might he give it me?
He had no further use for it.
And he went away just afterwards.
I don't know who he was, a stout, clean-shaven man.
I should have been sorry to miss it.
Of course I could have brought another, but this cost me nothing.
At another time, he told me that he had been very very,
uncomfortable, both on the way to his hotel and during the night.
I piece things together now in thinking it over.
Then, not very long after he was going over these programmes, putting them in order to have
them bound up, and in this particular one, which by the way I had hardly glanced at, he found
quite near the beginning a strip of paper with some very odd writing on it in red and black,
most carefully done.
it looked to me more like runic letters than anything else why he said this must belong to my fat neighbour it looks as if it might be worth returning to him it may be a copy of something evidently someone has taken trouble over it how can i find his address
we talked it over for a little and agreed as it wasn't worth advertising about and that my brother had better look out for the man at the next concert to which he was going very soon
The paper was lying on the book, and we were both by the fire. It was a cold, windy summer
evening. I suppose the door blew open, though I didn't notice it. At any rate, a gust, a warm
gust, came quite suddenly between us, took the paper, and blew it straight into the fire.
It was light, thin paper, and flared, and went up the chimney in a single ash.
Well, I said, you can't give it back now.
He said nothing for a minute, then, rather crossly,
No, I can't.
But why you should keep on saying so?
I don't know.
I remarked that I didn't say it more than once.
Not more than four times, you mean, was all he said.
I remember all that very clearly, without any good reason, and now come to the point.
I don't know if you looked at that book of Carswell's which my unfortunate brother reviewed.
It's not likely that you should, but I did, both before his death and after it.
The first time we made game of it together.
It was written in no style at all, split infinitives, and every sort of thing that makes an
Oxford gorge rise.
Then there was nothing that the man didn't swallow, mixing up classical myths and stories out
of the Golden Legend, with reports of savage customs of today, all very proper, no doubt,
if you know how to use them, but he didn't.
He seemed to put the Golden Legend and the Golden Bough exactly on a par, and to believe both
a pitiable exhibition, in short.
Well, after the misfortune I looked over the book again.
It was no better than before,
but the impression which it left this time on my mind was different.
I suspected, as I told you,
that Carswell had borne ill-will to my brother,
even that he was in some way responsible for what had happened.
And now his book seemed to me
to be a very sinister performance indeed.
One chapter in particular struck me in which he spoke of casting the runes on people, either
for the purpose of gaining their affection, or for getting them out of the way.
Perhaps, more especially, the latter.
He spoke of all this in a way that really seemed to me to imply actual knowledge.
I've not time to go into the details, but the upshot is that I am pretty sure from information
received that the civil man at the concert was Carswell.
I suspect, I more than suspect, that the paper was of importance, and I do believe that if my brother had been able to give it back, he might have been alive now.
Therefore it occurs to me to ask you whether you have anything to put beside what I have told you.
By way of answer, Dunning had the episode in the manuscript room at the British Museum to relate.
Then he did actually hand you some papers.
Have you examined them?
No?
Because we must, if you'll allow it,
look at them at once, and very carefully.
They went to the still empty house.
Empty, for the two servants were not yet able to return to work.
Dunning's portfolio of papers was gathering dust on the writing table.
In it were the choirs of small-sized scribbling paper,
which he used for his transcripts.
And from one of these, as he took it up,
there slipped and fluttered out into the room with uncanny quickness, a strip of thin, light paper.
The window was open, but Harrington slammed it, too, just in time to intercept the paper which he caught.
I thought so, he said.
It might be the identical thing that was given to my brother. You'll have to look out, Dunning.
This may mean something quite serious for you.
A long consultation took place. The paper was narrowly examined. As Harrington had said,
the characters on it were more like runes than anything else but not decipherable by either man and both hesitated to copy them for fear as they confessed of perpetuating whatever evil purpose they might conceal
So it has remained impossible, if I may anticipate a little, to ascertain what was conveyed
in this curious message or commission.
Both Dunning and Harrington are firmly convinced that it had the effect of bringing its
possessors into very undesirable company, that it must be returned to the source whence it
came, they were agreed, and further that the only safe and certain way was that of personal
service, and here, contrivance would be necessary, for Dunning was known by sight to Carswell.
He must, for one thing, alter his appearance by shaving his beard, but then might not the blow
fall first.
Harrington thought they could time it.
He knew the date of the concert at which the black spot had been put on his brother.
It was June the 18th.
The death had followed on September the 18th.
Dunning reminded him that three months had been mentioned on the inscription on the car window.
Perhaps, he added, with a cheerless laugh, mine may be a bill at three months too.
I believe I can fix it by my diary.
Yes, April the 23rd was the day at the museum.
That brings us to July the 23rd.
Now, you know, it becomes extremely important to me to know anything you will tell me about the progress of your brother's trouble.
it is possible for you to speak of it.
Of course.
Well, the sense of being watched whenever he was alone was the most distressing thing to him.
After a time I took to sleeping in his room, and he was the better for that.
Still, he talked a great deal in his sleep.
What about?
Is it wise to dwell on that, at least, before things are straightened out?
I think not.
But I can tell you this.
Two things came for him by post during those weeks, both with a London postmark, and addressed
in a commercial hand.
One was a woodcut of Buicks, roughly torn out of the page, one which shows a moonlit road,
and a man walking along it, followed by an awful demon creature.
Under it were written the lines out of the ancient mariner, which I suppose the cut illustrates,
about one who, having once looked round, walk.
on, and turns no more his head, because he knows a frightful fiend doth close behind him tread.
The other was a calendar, such as tradesmen often send. My brother paid no attention to this,
but I looked at it after his death, and found that everything after September the 18th had
been torn out. You may be surprised at his having gone out alone the evening he was killed,
but the fact is that during the last ten days or so of his life he had been quite free for
the sense of being followed or watched.
The end of the consultation was this.
Harrington, who knew a neighbour of Carswell's, thought he saw a way of keeping a watch on his movements.
It would be Dunning's part to be in readiness to try to cross Carswell's path at any moment,
to keep the paper safe and in a place of ready access.
They parted.
The next weeks were no doubt a severe strain upon Dunning's nerves.
The intangible barrier which had seemed to rise to rise to the
which had seemed to rise about him on the day when he received the paper, gradually developed
into a brooding blackness that cut him off from the means of escape to which one might
have thought he might resort. No one was at hand who was likely to suggest them to him,
and he seemed robbed of all initiative. He waited with inexpressible anxiety as May, June and
early July passed on for a mandate from Harrington. But all this time, Carswell,
remained immovable at Lufford. At last, in less than a week before the date he had come to
look upon as the end of his earthly activities, came a telegram.
"'Leaves Victoria by boat-train Thursday night. Do not miss. I come to you tonight, Harrington.'
He arrived accordingly, and they concocted plans. The train left Victoria at nine, and its
His last stop before Dover was Croydon West.
Harrington would mark down Carswell at Victoria and look out for Dunning at Croydon,
calling to him if need were by a name agreed upon.
Dunning, disguised as far as might be, was to have no label or initials on any hand-luggage,
and must at all costs have the paper with him.
Dunning's suspense as he waited on the Croydon platform I need not attempt to describe.
His sense of danger during the last days had only been sharpened by the fact that the cloud
about him had perceptibly been lighter, but relief was an ominous symptom, and if Carswell
eluded him now, hope was gone, and there were so many chances of that.
The rumour of the journey might be itself a device.
The twenty minutes in which he paced the platform and persecuted every porter with inquiries
as to the boat train, were as bitter as any he had spent. Still the train came, and Harrington
was at the window. It was important, of course, that there should be no recognition,
so Dunning got in at the farther end of the corridor carriage, and only gradually made his
way to the compartment where Harrington and Carswell were. He was pleased, on the whole,
to see that the train was far from full. Carswell was on the alert, but gave no sign of recognition.
Dunning took the seat not immediately facing him, and attempted vainly at first, then
with increasing command of his faculties, to reckon the possibilities of making the desired
transfer.
Opposite to Carswell, and next to Dunning, was a heap of Carswell's coats on the seat.
It would be of no use to slip the paper into these.
He would not be safe, or would not feel so, unless in some way it could be proffered by him
and accepted by the other.
There was a handbag open, and with papers in it.
Could he manage to conceal this,
so that perhaps Carswell might leave the carriage without it,
and then find and give it to him?
This was the plan that suggested itself.
If he could only have counselled with Harrington,
but that could not be.
The minutes went on.
More than once Cariswell rose and went out into the corridor.
The second time Dunning was on the point of attempting to make,
the bag fall off the seat, but he caught Harrington's eye and read in it a warning.
Carswell from the corridor was watching, probably to see if the two men recognized each other.
He returned, but was evidently restless, and when he rose the third time, hope dawned,
for something did slip off his seat and fall with hardly a sound to the floor.
Caswell went out once more, and passed out of range of the corridor window. Dunning picked
up what had fallen, and saw that the key was in his hands in the form of one of Cook's ticket
cases, with tickets in it.
These cases have a pocket in the cover, and within very few seconds the paper of which we have
heard was in the pocket of this one.
To make the operation more secure, Harrington stood in the doorway of the compartment,
and fiddled with the blind.
It was done, and done at the right time, for the train was now slowing down towards Dover.
In a moment more, Carswell re-entered the compartment.
As he did so, Dunning, managing he knew not how to suppress the tremble in his voice,
handed him the ticket-case, saying, may I give you this, sir?
I believe it is yours.
After a brief glance at the ticket inside, Caswell uttered the hoped-for response.
Yes, it is.
Much obliged to you, sir.
And he placed it in his breast-pocket.
Even in the few moments that remained, moments of tense anxiety, and he placed it.
for they knew not to what a premature finding of the paper might lead.
Both men noticed that the carriage seemed to darken about them, and to grow warmer,
that Carswell was fidgety and oppressed,
that he drew the heap of loose coats near to him,
and cast it back as if it repelled him,
and that he then sat upright and glanced anxiously at both.
They, with sickening anxiety, busied themselves in collecting their belongings,
but they both thought that Carswell was on the point of speaking when the train stopped at Dover Town.
It was natural that in the short space between town and pier they should both go into the corridor.
At the pier they got out, but so empty was the train that they were forced to linger on the platform
until Carswell should have passed ahead of them with his porter on the way to the boat,
and only then was it safe for them to exchange a pressure of the hand,
and a word of concentrated congratulation.
The effect upon Dunning was to make him almost faint.
Harrington made him lean up against the wall,
while he himself went forward a few yards within sight of the gangway to the boat,
at which Carswell had now arrived.
The man at the head of it examined his ticket,
and laden with coats he passed down into the boat.
Suddenly the official called after him,
You, sir!
beg pardon, did the other gentleman show his ticket?
What's the devil do you mean by the other gentleman?
Carswell's snarling voice called back from the deck.
The man bent over and looked at him.
The devil?
Well, I don't know, I'm sure.
Harrington heard him say to himself, and then aloud,
My mistake, sir, must have been your rugs.
Ask you pardon.
And then to a subordinate near him.
Had he got a dog with him, or what?
Funny thing, I could have swore he wasn't.
alone. Well, whatever it was, they'll have to see to it aboard. She's off now. Another week
we should be getting the oldy customers. In five minutes more, there was nothing but the lessening
lights of the boat, the long line of the Dover lamps, the night breeze, and the moon.
Long and long the two sat in their room at the Lord Warden. In spite of the removal of their
greatest anxiety, they were oppressed with a doubt, not of the
lightest, had they been justified in sending a man to his death as they believed they had?
Ought they not to warn him at least?
No, said Harrington.
If he is the murderer, I think him, we have done no more than is just.
Still, if you think it better, but how and where can you warn him?
He was booked to Abbeville only, said Dunning.
I saw that.
If I wired to the hotels there in Joanne's guide, examine your first.
ticket-case, Dunning, I should feel happier. This is the 21st. He will have a day, but I am afraid
that he has gone into the dark, so telegrams were left at the hotel office. It is not clear
whether these reached their destination, or whether, if they did, they were understood. All that is
known is that on the afternoon of the 23rd, an English traveller examining the front of St.
Wolfram's Church at Abbeyville, then
under extensive repair, was struck on the head, and instantly killed, by a stone falling
from the scaffold erected round the north-western tower, their being, as was clearly proved,
no workman on the scaffold at that moment, and the traveller's papers identified him as Mr.
Carswell.
Only one detail shall be added.
At Carswell's sale, a set of Buick, sold with all faults, was acquired.
by Harrington. The page, with the woodcut of the traveller and the demon, was, as he had
expected, mutilated. Also, after a judicious interval, Harrington repeated to Dunning something
of what he had heard his brother say in his sleep, but it was not long before Dunning
stopped him.
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The Stalls of Barchester Cathedral
Reader's note. In the following story, some words have been left out by the author. These are represented in the reading by the word blank. End of reader's note. This matter began, as far as I am concerned, with the reading of a notice in the obituary section of the gentleman's magazine for an early year in the 19th century. On February the 26th, at his residence, in the Cathedral, in the Cathedral.
Cathedral Close of Barchester, the venerable John Benwell Haynes, D.D., aged 57, Archdeacon
of Sowerbridge and Director of Pickhill and Candley.
He was of Blank, College, Cambridge, and where, by talent and assiduity, he commanded
the esteem of his seniors.
When at the usual time he took his first degree, his name stood high in the list of Wranglers.
These academic honours procured for him within a short time a fellowship of his college.
In the year 1783 he received holy orders, and was shortly afterwards presented to the perpetual curacy of Rankston
Sub-Ash, by his friend and patron, the late, truly venerable Bishop of Litchfield.
His speedy preferments, first to a prebend, and subsequently to the dignity of Precentor, in the Cathedral of Barclay.
Archerester, form an eloquent testimony to the respect in which he was held, and to his
eminent qualifications.
He succeeded to the Archdeaconry upon the sudden decease of Archdeacon Pulteney in 1810.
His sermons, ever conformable to the principles of the religion and church which he adorned, displayed
in no ordinary degree, without the least trace of enthusiasm, the refinement of the scholar, united
with the graces of the Christian. Free from sectarian violence, and informed by the spirit
of the truest charity, they will long dwell in the memories of his hearers. Here a further
omission. The productions of his pen include an able defence of episcopacy, which, though often
perused by the author of this tribute to his memory, affords but one additional instance
of the want of liberality and enterprise, which is a too common characteristic of the publishers
of our generation. His published works are indeed confined to a spirited and elegant version of
the Argonautica of Valerius Flacus, a volume of discourses upon the several events in the
life of Joshua, delivered in his cathedral, and a number of the charges which he pronounced
at various visitations to the clergy of his archdeaconry. These are distinguished by
etc, etc.
The urbanity and hospitality of the subject of these lines
will not readily be forgotten by those who enjoyed his acquaintance.
His interest in the venerable and awful pile
under whose hoary vault he was so punctual and attendant,
and particularly in the musical portion of its rights,
might be termed filial,
and formed a strong and delightful contrast
to the polite indifference displayed by
too many of our cathedral dignitaries at the present time.
The final paragraph, after informing us that Dr. Haynes died a bachelor, says,
It might have been augured that an existence so placid and benevolent would have been terminated
in a ripe old age by a dissolution equally gradual and calm.
But how unsearchable are the workings of providence?
The peaceful and retired seclusion
Admit which the honoured evening of Dr. Haynes' life
was mellowing to its close
Was destined to be disturbed, nay shattered,
By a tragedy as appalling as it was unexpected.
The morning of the 26th of February
But perhaps I shall do better to keep back the remainder of the narrative
Until I have told the circumstances which led up to it.
These, as far as they are now accessible, I have derived from another source.
I had read the obituary notice which I have been quoting, quite by chance, along with a great
many others of the same period.
It had excited some little speculation in my mind, but beyond thinking that if I ever had an
opportunity of examining the local records of the period indicated, I would try to remember
Dr. Haynes, I made no effort to pursue his case.
Quite lately, I was cataloguing the manuscripts in the library of the college to which he belonged.
I had reached the end of the numbered volumes on the shelves, and I proceeded to ask the librarian
whether there were any more books which he thought I ought to include in my description.
I don't think there are, he said, but we had better come and look at the manuscript class
and make sure, have you time to do that now?
I had time.
We went to the library, checked off the manuscript.
and at the end of our survey arrived at a shelf of which I had seen nothing.
Its contents consisted, for the most part, of sermons, bundles of fragmentary papers, college
exercises, Chiris, an epic poem in several cantos, the product of a country clergyman's
leisure, mathematical tracts by a deceased professor, and other similar material, of a kind
with which I am only too familiar.
I took brief notes of these.
Lastly, there was a tin box, which was pulled out and dusted.
Its label, much faded, was thus inscribed.
Papers of the venerable Archdeacon Haynes,
bequeathed in 1834 by his sister, Miss Letitia Haynes.
I knew at once that the name was one which I had somewhere encountered,
and could very soon locate it.
That must be the Archdeacon Haynes,
who came to a very odd end at Barchester,
I've read his obituary in the gentleman's magazine.
May I take the box home?
Do you know if there is anything interesting in it?'
The librarian was very willing that I should take the box and examine it at leisure.
I never looked inside it myself, he said.
But I've always been meaning to.
I am pretty sure that is the box which our old master once said
ought never to have been accepted by the college.
He said that to Martin years ago,
and he said also that as long as he had confirmed,
control over the library, it should never be opened. Martin told me about it, and said that he
wanted terribly to know what was in it, but the master was librarian, and always kept
the box in the lodge, so there was no getting at it in his time, and when he died it was taken
away by mistake by his heirs, and only returned a few years ago. I can't think why I haven't
opened it, but, as I have to go away from Cambridge this afternoon, you had better have first
go at it. I think I can trust you not to publish anything undesirable in our catalogue.
I took the box home and examined its contents, and thereafter consulted the librarian as to
what should be done about publication, and since I have his leave to make a story out of it, provided
I disguised the identity of the people concerned, I will try what can be done. The materials
are, of course, mainly journals and letters. How much I shall quote,
and how much epitomize must be determined by considerations of space.
The proper understanding of the situation has necessitated a little, not very arduous, research,
which has been greatly facilitated by the excellent illustrations and text of the Barchester
volume in Bell's Cathedral series.
When you enter the Choirsor Cathedral now, you pass through a screen of metal and coloured
marbles, designed by Sir Gilbert Scott, and find yourself in what I must call a very bare
and odiously furnished place.
The stalls are modern, without canopies.
The places of the dignitaries and the names of the prebans have fortunately been allowed to
survive and are inscribed on small brass plates affixed to the stalls.
The organ is in the triforium, and what is seen of the case is Gothic.
the Riridos and its surroundings are like every other.
Careful engravings of a hundred years ago show a very different state of things.
The organ is on a massive classical screen.
The stalls are also classical and very massive.
There is a baldochino of wood over the altar, with urns upon its corners.
Farther east is a solid altar screen, classical in design, of wood, with a pediment, in which
is a triangle surrounded by rays, enclosing certain heat.
Hebrew letters in gold. Cherubs contemplate these. There is a pulpit with a great sounding
board at the eastern end of the stalls on the north side, and there is a black and white marble pavement.
Two ladies and a gentleman are admiring the general effect. From other sources, I gather that
the Archdeacon's stall then, as now, was next to the bishop's throne at the south-eastern end
of the stalls. His house almost faces the west front of the church, and, and he is the bishop's throne.
is a fine red-brick building of William III's time.
Here Dr. Haynes, already a mature man, took up his abode with his sister in the year
1810.
The dignity had long been the object of his wishes, but his predecessor refused to depart
until he had attained the age of 92.
About a week after he had held a modest festival in celebration of that ninety-second birthday,
there came a morning late in the year, when he had held a modest festival in celebration of that ninety-second birthday,
When Dr. Haynes, hurrying cheerfully into his breakfast-room, rubbing his hands and humming a tune,
was greeted and checked in his genial flow of spirits, by the sight of his sister, seated indeed
in her usual place behind the Tyern, but bowed forward and sobbing unrestrainedly into her handkerchief.
"'What is the matter?
What bad news?' he began.
"'Oh, Johnny, you've not heard.
The poor dear Archdeacon.
The Archdeacon, yes?
What is it?
Ill is he?
No, no, they found him on the staircase this morning.
It is so shocking.
Is it possible?
Dear, dear, poor Pulteney.
Had there been any seizure?
They don't think so, and that is almost the worst thing about it.
It seems to have been all the fault of that stupid maid of theirs, Jane.
Dr. Haynes paused.
I don't quite understand, Letitia.
How was the maid at fault?
Why, as far as I can make out, there was a stair-rod missing,
and she never mentioned it, and the poor archdeacon set his foot quite on the edge of the step.
You know how slippery that oak is?
And it seems he must have fallen almost the whole flight and broken his neck.
It is so sad for poor Miss Pulteney.
Of course they will get rid of the girl at once.
I never liked her.
Miss Haynes's grief resumed its sway,
but eventually relaxed so far as to permit of her taking some breakfast.
Not so her brother,
who, after standing in silence before the window for some minutes,
left the room and did not appear again that morning.
I need only add that the careless maid-servant was dismissed forthwith,
but that the missing stair-rod was,
very shortly afterwards found under the stair carpet, an additional proof, if any were needed,
of extreme stupidity and carelessness on her part.
For a good many years, Dr. Haynes had been marked out by his ability, which seems to have
been really considerable, as the likely successor of Archdeacon Pulteney, and no disappointment
was in store for him. He was duly installed, and entered with zeal upon the discharge of
those functions which are appropriate.
to one in his position. A considerable space in his journals is occupied with exclamations upon
the confusion in which Archdeacon Pulteney had left the business of his office, and the
documents appertaining to it. Dues upon Ringham and Barneswood have been uncollected for
something like twelve years, and are largely irrecoverable, no visitation has been held for seven
years, four chancels are almost past mending, the persons
deputized by the archdeacon have been nearly as incapable as himself. It was almost a matter
for thankfulness that this state of things had not been permitted to continue, and a letter
from a friend confirms this view. Reader's note, the letter begins with a phrase in Greek.
End of reader's note.
Ho Catacon, it says, in rather cruel allusion to the second epistle to the Thessalonians,
is removed at last.
My poor friend.
Upon what a scene of confusion will you be entering.
I give you my word that, on the last occasion of my crossing his threshold,
there was no single paper that he could lay hands upon,
no syllable of mine that he could hear,
and no fact in connection with my business that he could remember.
But now, thanks to a negligent maid and a loose stair-carpet,
there is some prospect that necessary business will be transacted without a complete loss alike of voice and temper.
This letter was tucked into a pocket in the cover of one of the diaries. There can be no doubt of the new Archdeacon's zeal and enthusiasm.
Give me but time to reduce to some semblance of order the innumerable errors and complications with which I am confronted,
and I shall gladly and sincerely join with the aged Israelite in the canticle which,
too many I fear pronounce, but with their lips.
This reflection I find not in a diary but a letter.
The doctor's friends seem to have returned his correspondence to his surviving sister.
He does not confine himself, however, to reflections.
His investigation of the rights and duties of his office are very searching and business-like,
and there is a calculation in one place that a period of three years will just suffice to set the business of the archdeaconry upon a proper footing.
The estimate appears to have been an exact one, for just three years he is occupied in reforms,
but I look in vain at the end of that time for the promised Nook Dimitis.
He has now found a new sphere of activity.
Hitherto, his duties have precluded him from more than an occasional attendance at the Cathedral Services.
now he begins to take an interest in the fabric and the music upon his struggles with the organist an old gentleman who had been in office since seventeen eighty six i have no time to dwell they were not attended with any marked success
more to the purpose is his sudden growth of enthusiasm for the cathedral itself and its furniture there is a draft of a letter to sylvanus urban which i do not think was ever sent describing the stalls in the quiet
As I have said, these are a fairly late date, of about the year 1700, in fact.
The Archdeacon's stall, situated at the southeast end, west of the Episcopal throne,
now so worthily occupied by the truly excellent prelate who adorns the Sea of Barchester,
is distinguished by some curious ornamentation.
In addition to the arms of Dean West, by whose efforts the whole of the internal furniture
of the choir was completed. The prayer-desk is terminated at the eastern extremity by three small
but remarkable statuettes in the grotesque manner. One is an exquisitely modelled figure of a cat,
whose crouching posture suggests with admirable spirit the suppleness, vigilance, and craft
of the redoubted adversary of the genus, Mus. Opposite to this is a figure seated upon a throne,
and invested with the attributes of royalty, but it is no earthly monarch, whom the carver has sought
to portray. His feet are studiously concealed by the long robe in which he is draped, but neither
the crown nor the cap which he wears suffice to hide the prick ears and curving horns which
betray his tartarian origin. And the hand which rests upon his knee is armed with talons of horrifying
length and sharpness. Between these two figures stands a shape, muffled in a long mantle. This
might at first sight be mistaken for a monk or friar of orders grey, for the head is cowled,
and a knotted cord depends from somewhere about the waist. A slight inspection, however,
will lead to a very different conclusion. The knotted cord is quickly seen to be a halter,
held by a hand all but concealed within the draperies, while the sunken features and horrid to relate
the rent flesh upon the cheekbones, proclaim the King of Terrors. These figures are, evidently
the production of no unskilled chisel, and should it chance that any of your correspondents are
able to throw light upon their origin and significance, my obligations to your valuable
miscellany will be largely increased.
There is more description in the paper, and seeing that the woodworking question has now
disappeared, it has a considerable interest.
A paragraph at the end is worth quoting.
Some late researches among the chapter accounts have shown me that the carving of the stalls
was not, as was very usually reported, the work of Dutch artists, but was executed by a native
of this city or district named Austin.
The timber was procured from an oak copse in the vicinity.
the property of the Dean and Chapter, known as Holywood. Upon a recent visit to the parish within
whose boundaries it is situated, I learned from the aged and truly respectable incumbent
that traditions still lingered amongst the inhabitants, of the great size and age of the
oaks employed to furnish the materials of the stately structure which has been, however imperfectly,
described in the above lines. Of one in particular, which stood near the centre of the
grove, it is remembered that it was known as the hanging oak.
The propriety of that title is confirmed by the fact that a quantity of human bones was found
in the soil about its roots, and that at certain times of the year it was the custom for those
who wished to secure a successful issue to their affairs, whether of love or the ordinary
business of life, to suspend from its boughs small images or puppets, rudely fashioned of straw,
twigs or the like rustic materials.
So much for the Archdeacon's archaeological investigations, to return to his career as it
is to be gathered from his diaries.
Those of his first three years of hard and careful work show him throughout in high spirits,
and doubtless during this time that reputation for hospitality and urbanity which is
mentioned in his obituary notice was well deserved.
After that, as time goes on, I see a shadow coming over him, destined to develop into utter blackness,
which I cannot but think must have been reflected in his outward demeanour.
He commits a good deal of his fears and troubles to his diary.
There was no other outlet for them.
He was unmarried, and his sister was not always with him.
But I am much mistaken if he has told all that he might have told.
A series of extracts shall be given.
August the 30th, 1816.
The days begin to draw in more perceptibly than ever.
Now that the Archdeaconry papers are reduced to order, I must find some further employment
for the evening hours of autumn and winter.
It is a great blow that Letitia's health will not allow her to stay through these months.
Why not go on with my defence of episcopacy?
It may be useful.
September the 15th.
Letitia has left me for Brighton.
October the 11th.
Candles lit in the choir for the first time at evening prayers.
It came as a shock.
I find that I absolutely shrink from the dark season.
November the 17th, much struck by the character of the carving on my desk.
I do not know that I have ever carefully noticed it before.
My attention was called to it by an accident.
During the Magnificat, I was, I regret to say, almost overcome with sleep.
My hand was resting on the back of the carved figure of a cat, which is the nearest to me of the
three figures on the end of my stall.
I was not aware of this, for I was not looking in that direction, until I was startled
by what seemed a softness, a feeling as of rather rough and coarse fur, and a sudden movement,
as if the creature were twisting round its head to bite me.
I regained complete consciousness in an instant, and I have some idea that I must have uttered
a suppressed exclamation, for I noticed that Mr. Treasurer turned his head quickly in my direction.
The impression of the unpleasant feeling was so strong that I found myself rubbing my hand upon
my surplice.
This accident led me to examine the figures after prayers more carefully than I had done before,
and I realized for the first time with what skill they are executed.
December the sixth, I do indeed miss Letitia's company.
The evenings, after I have worked as long as I can, at my defence, are very trying.
The house is too large for a lonely man, and visitors of any kind are too rare.
I get an uncomfortable impression when going to my room that there is company of some kind.
The fact is, I may as well formulate it to myself, that I hear voices.
This I am well aware is a common symptom of incipient decay of the brain, and I believe that
I should be less disquieted than I am if I had any suspicion that this was the cause.
I have none, none whatever, nor is there anything in my family history to give colour to
such an idea.
diligent work, and a punctual attention to the duties which fall to me is my best remedy,
and I have little doubt that it will prove efficacious.
January the 1st.
My trouble is, I must confess it, increasing upon me.
Last night, upon my return after midnight from the deanery, I lit my candle to go upstairs.
I was nearly at the top when something whispered to me,
Let me wish you a Happy New Year.
I could not be mistaken.
It spoke distinctly and with a peculiar emphasis.
Had I dropped my candle, as I all but did, I trembled to think what the consequences must have been.
As it was, I managed to get up the last flight, and was quickly in my room with the door locked,
and experienced no other disturbance.
January the 15th, I had occasion to come downstairs last night.
night to my workroom for my watch, which I had inadvertently left on my table when I went up to bed.
I think I was at the top of the last flight when I had a sudden impression of a sharp whisper in
my ear,
Take care!
I clutched the balusters, and naturally looked round at once.
Of course there was nothing.
After a moment I went on.
It was no good turning back, but I had as nearly as possible fallen.
A cat, a large one by the feel of it, slipped between my feet.
But again, of course, I saw nothing.
It may have been the kitchen cat, but I do not think it was.
February the 27th.
A curious thing last night, which I should like to forget.
Perhaps if I put it down here I may see it in its true proportion.
I worked in the library from about nine to ten.
The hall and staircase seemed to be unusual.
unusually full of what I can only call movement without sound. By this I mean that there seemed
to be continuous going and coming, and that whenever I ceased writing to listen, or looked out into
the hall, the stillness was absolutely unbroken. Nor in going to my room at an earlier hour
than usual, about half-past ten, was I conscious of anything that I could call a noise.
It so happened that I had told John to come to my room for the letter to the bishop, which
I wished to have delivered early in the morning at the palace.
He was to sit up, therefore, and come for it when he heard me retire.
This I had for the moment forgotten, though I had remembered to carry the letter with me to my
room, but when, as I was winding up my watch, I heard a light tap at the door, and a low voice
saying, may I come in, which I most undoubtedly did hear, I recollected the fact, and took up
the letter from my dressing-table, saying, certainly, come in. No one, however, answered my summons,
and it was now that, as I strongly suspect, I committed an error, for I opened the door and held
the letter out. There was certainly no one at that moment in the passage, but in the instant
of my standing there, the door at the end opened, and John appeared carrying a candle.
I asked him whether he had come to the door earlier, but am satisfied that he had not.
I do not like the situation, but although my senses were very much on the alert, and though
it was some time before I could sleep, I must allow that I perceived nothing further of an untoward
character. With the return of spring, when his sister came to live with him for some months,
Dr. Haynes's entries become more cheerful, and indeed no symptom of depression is discernible
until the early part of September, when he was again left alone, and now, indeed, there is
evidence that he was incommoded again, and that, more pressingly. To this matter I will
return in a moment, but I digress to put in a document which,
rightly or wrongly, I believe to have a bearing on the thread of the story.
The account-books of Dr. Haynes, preserved along with his other papers, show, from a date
but little later than that of his institution as Archdeacon, a quarterly payment of twenty-five
pounds to J. L. Nothing could have been made of this had it stood by itself, but I connect with
it a very dirty and ill-written letter, which, like another that I have quoted, was in a pocket in
cover of a diary of date or postmark there is no vestige and the decipherment was not easy it appears to run dear sir
i have been expecting to hear a few these last weeks and not having done so must suppose you have not got mine which was saying how me and my man had met in with bad times this season all seems to go cross with us on the farm and which way to look for the rent we have no knowledge of it this
been the sad case with us, if you would have the great liberality, probably, but the exact
spelling defies reproduction, to send forty pounds, otherwise steps will have to be took, which I
should not wish. As you was the means of me losing my place with Dr. Pulteney, I think it
only just what I am asking, and you know best what I could say if I was put to it. But I do
not wish anything of that unpleasant nature, being one that always wish to have everything pleasant
about me. Your obedient servant, Jane Lee. About the time at which I suppose this letter
to have been written, there is in fact a payment of £40 to J.L. We return to the diary.
October the 22nd. At evening prayers during the Psalms, I had that same experience which I
recollect from last year. I was resting my hand on one of the carved figures, as before. I usually
avoid that of the cat now, and I was going to have said a change came over it, but that seems
attributing too much importance to what must, after all, be due to some physical affection
in myself. At any rate, the wood seemed to become chilly and soft, as if made of wet linen.
I can assign the moment at which I became sensible of this.
The choir was singing the words,
Set thou an ungodly man to be ruler over him,
and let Satan stand at his right hand.
The whispering in my house was more persistent to-night.
I seemed not to be rid of it in my room.
I have not noticed this before.
A nervous man, which I am not,
and hope I am not becoming,
would have been much annoyed, if not alarmed by it.
The cat was on the stairs tonight.
I think it sits there always.
There is no kitchen cat.
November the 15th.
Here again I must note a matter I do not understand.
I am much troubled in sleep.
No definite image presented itself,
but I was pursued by the very vivid impression that wet lips were whispering into my ear
with great rapidity and emphasis for some time together.
After this, I suppose, I fell asleep,
but was awakened with a start by feeling as if a hand were laid on my shoulder.
To my intense alarm I found myself standing at the top of the lowest flight at the first staircase.
The moon was shining brightly enough through the large window
to let me see that there was a large cat on the second or third step.
I can make no comment.
I crept up to bed again.
I do not know how.
Yes, mine is a heavy burden.
Then follows a line or two which has been scratched out.
I fancy I read something like,
acted for the best.
Not long after this, it is evident to me that the Archdeacon's firmness
began to give way under the pressure of these phenomena.
I omit as unnecessarily painful and distressing
the ejaculations and prayers which, in the months of December and January,
appear for the first time, and become increasingly frequent. Throughout this time, however,
he is obstinate in clinging to his post. Why he did not plead ill-health, and take refuge at Bath
or Brighton, I cannot tell. My impression is that it would have done him no good, that he was a man
who, if he had confessed himself beaten by the annoyances, would have succumbed at once, and that he was
conscious of this. He did seek to palliate them by inviting visitors to his house, the result
he has noted in this fashion. January the 7th. I have prevailed on my cousin Alan to give me a few
days, and he is to occupy the chamber next to mine. January the 8th. A still night. Alan slept well,
but complained of the wind. My own experiences were as before. Still, whispering and whispering,
What is it that he wants to say?
January the 9th.
Alan thinks this is a very noisy house.
He thinks, too, that my cat is an unusually large and fine specimen, but very wild.
January the 10th, Alan and I in the library until eleven.
He left me twice to see what the maids were doing in the hall.
Returning the second time, he told me he had seen one of them passing through the door
at the end of the passage, and said,
If his wife were here, she would soon get the room.
into better order. I asked him what coloured dress the maid wore. He said grey or white. I supposed
it would be so. January the 11th, Alan left me today. I must be firm. These words, I must be firm,
occur again and again on subsequent days. Sometimes they are the only entry. In these cases they
are in an unusually large hand, and dug into the paper,
in a way which must have broken the pen that wrote them.
Apparently the archdeacon's friends did not remark any change in his behaviour,
and this gives me a high idea of his courage and determination.
The diary tells us nothing more than I have indicated of the last days of his life.
The end of it all must be told in the polished language of the obituary notice.
The morning of the 26th of February was cold and tempestuous,
At an early hour the servants had occasion to go into the front hall of the residence occupied
by the lamented subject of these lines. What was their horror upon observing the form of their
beloved and respected master, lying upon the landing of the principal staircase, in an attitude
which inspired the gravest fears? Assistance was procured, and an universal consternation was
experienced upon the discovery that he had been the object of a brutal and a murderous attack.
The vertebral column was fractured in more than one place. This might have been the result of a fall.
It appeared that the stair carpet was loosened at one point. But in addition to this,
there were injuries inflicted upon the eyes, nose and mouth, as if by the agency of some savage
animal, which, dreadful to relate, rendered those features unrecognizable.
The vital spark was, it is needless to add, completely extinct, and had been so upon the
testimony of respectable medical authorities for several hours.
The author or authors of this mysterious outrage are alike, buried in mystery, and the most
active conjecture has hitherto failed to suggest a solution of the melancholy problem afforded
by this appalling occurrence.
The writer goes on to reflect upon the probability that the writings of Mr. Shelley, Lord Byron,
and Monsieur Voltaire may have been instrumental in bringing about the disaster, and concludes
by hoping, somewhat vaguely, that this event may operate as an example to the rising generation,
but this portion of his remarks need not be quoted in full.
I had already formed the conclusion that Dr. Haynes was responsible for the death of Dr. Pulteney,
But the incident connected with the carved figure of death upon the Archdeacon's stall was
a very perplexing feature.
The conjecture that it had been cut out of the wood of the hanging oak was not difficult, but
seemed impossible to substantiate.
However, I paid a visit to Barchester, partly with the view of finding out whether there
were any relics of the woodwork to be heard of.
I was introduced by one of the canons to the curator of the local museum.
who was, my friend said, more likely to be able to give me information on the points than anyone else.
I told this gentleman of the description of certain carved figures and arms formerly on the stalls,
and asked whether any had survived. He was able to show me the arms of Dean West and some other fragments.
These, he said, had been got from an old resident, who had also once owned a figure,
perhaps one of those which I was inquiring for. There was a very odd thing about that figure,
he said.
The old man who had it told me he picked it up in a woodyard,
whence he had obtained the still extant pieces,
and had taken it home for his children.
On the way home he was fiddling about with it,
and it came in two in his hands,
and a bit of paper dropped out.
This he picked up,
and, just noticing that there was writing on it,
put it into his pocket,
and subsequently into a vase on his mantelpiece.
I was at his house not very long ago,
and happened to pick up the vase,
turn it over to see whether there were any marks on it, and the paper fell into my hand.
The old man, on my handing it to him, told me the story I have told you, and said I might keep
the paper. It was crumpled and rather torn, so I have mounted it on a card which I have here.
If you can tell me what it means, I shall be very glad, and also, I may say, a good deal
surprised. He gave me the card. The paper was quite legibly inscribed in an old hand,
and this is what was on it.
When I grew in the wood, I was watered with blood.
Now in the church I stand.
Who that touches me with his hand,
If a bloody hand he bear,
I counsel him to beware,
Lest he be fetched away,
Whether by night or day,
But chiefly when the wind blows high
In a night of February.
This I dreamt,
26th February Anno 1699
John Austin
I suppose it is a charm or a spell
wouldn't you call it something of that kind?
said the curator
Yes, I said
I suppose one might
what became of the figure in which it was concealed
Oh, I forgot, said he
The old man told me it was so ugly
And frightened his children so much
That he burnt it
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Martins Close
Some few years back, I was staying with the rector of a parish in the West, where the
society to which I belong owns property. I was to go over
some of this land, and on the first morning of my visit, soon after breakfast, the estate
carpenter and general handyman, John Hill, was announced as in readiness to accompany us.
The rector asked which part of the parish we were to visit that morning.
The estate map was produced, and when we had showed him hour round he put his finger on a
particular spot.
"'Don't forget,' he said, to ask John Hill about Martin's Close when you get there.
I should like to hear what he tells you.
What ought he to tell us? I said.
I haven't the slightest idea, said the rector.
Or if that is not exactly true, it will do till lunchtime.
And here he was called away.
We set out.
John Hill is not a man to withhold such information as he possesses on any point,
and you may gather from him much that is of interest about the people of the place and their talk.
An unfamiliar word, or one that he thinks ought to be unfamiliar to you, he will usually
spell as C-O-B, Cobb, and the like.
It is not, however, relevant to my purpose to record his conversation before the moment
when we reached Martin's close.
The bit of land is noticeable, for it is one of the smallest enclosures you are likely to see,
a very few square yards, hedged in with quick set on all sides, and without any gate or gap leading
into it. You might take it for a small cottage garden long deserted, but that it lies away from the
village and bears no trace of cultivation. It is at no great distance from the road, and is part
of what is there called a moor, in other words a rough upland pasture cut up into largeish fields.
"'Why is this little bit hedged off, sir?' I asked,
and John Hill, whose answer I cannot represent as perfectly as I should like,
was not at fault.
That's what we call Martin's Close, sir.
Does a curious thing about that middle answer, sir?
Goes by the name of Martin's Close, sir.
M-A-R-T-I-N, Martin.
Big pardon, sir, did Rector tell you to make inquiry me about that, sir?
Yes, he did.
Ah, I thought so much, sir.
I was telling Rector about that last week,
and he was very much interested.
It appears there's a murderer-bird there, sir,
by the name of Martin.
All Samuel Sona's that formerly lived here at what we call South Town, sir,
he had a long tale about that, sir.
Terrible murder done upon a young woman, sir.
Cut her throat, and cast her in the water down here.
Was he hung for it?
Yes, sir.
He was hung just up here on the roadway.
But what I've heard, on the Holy Innocence Day, many hundred years ago,
by the man that went by the name of the bloody judge, terrible red and bloody, I've heard,
Was his name Jeffries, do you think?
Might be possible twas?
Jeffreys.
J. E. F.
Jeffries.
I reckon twas.
And the tale I've heard many times from Mr.
Mr. Saunders, how this young man, Martin, George Martin, was troubled before his cruel action
come to light by the young woman's spirit.
How is that?
Do you know?
No, sir.
I don't exactly know how it was with it.
But by what I've heard, he was fairly tormented, and rightly too.
Oh, Mr. Saunders, he told her history regarding a cupboard down here in the new inn.
to what he related, this young woman's spirit came out of this cupboard, but I don't
recollect the matter.
This was the sum of John Hill's information. We passed on, and in due time I reported
what I had heard to the rector. He was able to show me from the parish account-books that
a gibbet had been paid for in 1684, and a grave-dug in the following year, both for the
benefit of George Martin, but he was unable to suggest anyone in the parish, Saunders being
now gone, who was likely to throw any further light on the story.
Naturally, upon my return to the neighbourhood of libraries, I made search in the more obvious
places. The trial seemed to be nowhere reported. A newspaper of the time, and one or more
newsletters, however, had some short notices, from which I learnt that, on the ground of local
prejudice against the prisoner, he was described as a young gentleman of a good estate, the
venue had been moved from Exeter to London, that Jeffreys had been the judge, and death the
sentence, and that there had been some singular passages in the evidence.
Nothing further transpired till September of this year.
A friend who knew me to be interested in Jeffries then sent me a leaf torn out of a second-hand
bookseller's catalogue, with the entry Geoffrey's Judge. Interesting old manuscript trial for
murder, and so forth, from which I gathered, to my delight, that I could become possessed for a
very few shillings of what seemed to be a verbatim report in shorthand of the Marsin trial. I telegraphed
for the manuscript and got it. It was a thin, bound volume, provided with a title written in longhand
by someone in the 18th century, who had also added this note. My father, who took these notes
in court, told me that the prisoner's friends had made interest with Judge Jeffreys,
that no report should be put out. He had intended doing this himself when times were better,
and had showed it to the Reverend Mr. Glanville, who encouraged his design very warmly,
but death surprised them both before it could be brought to an accomplishment. The initials
W. G. are appended. I am advised that the original reporter may have been T. Gurney, who appears in
that capacity in more than one state trial. This was all that I could read for myself. After no
long delay, I heard of someone who was capable of deciphering the shorthand of the 17th century,
and, a little time ago, the typewritten copy of the whole manuscript was laid before me. The portions
which I shall communicate here, help to fill in the very imperfect outline which subsists
in the memories of John Hill, and, I suppose, one or two others who live on the scene of the
events. The report begins with a species of preface, the general effect of which is that the
copy is not that actually taken in court, though it is a true copy in regard to the notes of
what was said, but that the writer has added to it some remarkable passages, that took
place during the trial, and has made this present fair copy of the whole, intending at some
favourable time to publish it, but has not put it into long hand, lest it should fall into
the possession of unauthorised persons, and he or his family be deprived of the profit.
The report then begins.
This case came on to be tried on Wednesday the 19th of November, between our sovereign lord
the King and George Martin Esquire of, I take leave to omit some of the place names, at a
sessions of Oyer and Termina and jail delivery at the old Bailey, and the prisoner being in Newgate
was brought to the bar.
Clark of the Crown, George Martin, hold up thy hand, which he did.
Then the indictment was read, which set forth that the prisoner, not having the fear of God
before his eyes, but being moved and seduced by the instigation of the devil, upon the
15th day of May, in the 36th year of our sovereign Lord King Charles II, with force and arms
in the parish aforesaid, in and upon Anne Clark, spinster, of the same place, in the peace
of God and of our said sovereign Lord the king, then and there being pheloniously, willfully,
and of your malice aforethought did make an assault, and with a certain knife value a penny,
the throat of the said Anne Clark then and there did cut.
Of the witch wound the said Anne Clark then and there did die,
and the body of the said Anne Clark did cast into a certain pond of water,
situate in the same parish, with more that is not material to our purpose,
against the peace of our sovereign lord the king, his crown and dignity.
Then the prisoner prayed a copy of the indictment.
Lord Chief Justice, Sir George Jeffreys.
What is this? Surely you know that is never allowed.
Besides, here is as plain indictment as ever I heard.
You have nothing to do but to plead to it.
Prisoner, my lord, I apprehend there may be
matter of law arising out of the indictment, and I would humbly beg the court to assign me counsel
to consider of it. Beside, my lord, I believe it was done in another case. Copy of the indictment
was allowed. Lord Chief Justice. What case was that? Prisoner. Truly, my lord, I have been
kept close prisoner ever since I came up from Exeter Castle, and to no one allowed to come
at me, and no one to advise with. Lord Chief Justice.
But I say, what was that case, you allege, prisoner?
My lord, I cannot tell your lordship precisely the name of the case,
but it is in my mind that there was such a one, and I would humbly desire,
Lord Chief Justice.
All this is nothing.
Name your case, and we will tell you whether there be any matter for you in it.
God forbid, but you should have anything that may be allowed you by law,
but this is against law, and we must keep the course of the court.
Attorney General Sir Robert Sawyer
My Lord, we pray for the King that he may be asked to plead.
Clark of the Court,
Are you guilty of the murder whereof you stand indicted, or not guilty?
Prisoner, my Lord, I would humbly offer this to the Court.
If I plead now, shall I have an opportunity after to accept against the indictment?
Lord Chief Justice
Yes, yes.
Yes, that comes after the verdict.
That will be saved to you, and counsel assigned if there be matter of law, but that which
you have now to do is to plead."
Then after some little parleying with the court, which seemed strange upon such a plain
indictment, the prisoner pleaded not guilty.
Clark of the court.
"'Culpret!
How wilt thou be tried?'
"'Prisner.
By God and my country.'
Clark of the court.
God send thee a good deliverance.
Lord Chief Justice.
Why, how is this?
Here has been a great to-do that you should not be tried at Exeter by your country,
but be brought here to London, and now you ask to be tried by your country.
Must we send you to Exeter again?
Prisoner.
My Lord, I understood it was the form.
Lord Chief Justice.
So it is, man.
We spoke only in the way of pleasantness.
well go on and swear the jury so they were sworn i omit the names there was no challenging on the prisoner's part for as he said he did not know any of the persons called
thereupon the prisoner asked for the use of pen ink and paper to which the lord chief justice replied ay ay in god's name let him have it then the usual charge was delivered to the jury and the case opened by the junior council for the king mr dalban
The Attorney General followed,
May it please your lordship, and you, gentlemen of the jury,
I am of counsel for the king against the prisoner at the bar.
You have heard that he stands indicted for a murder done upon the person of a young girl.
Such crimes as this you may perhaps reckon to be not uncommon,
and indeed in these times I am sorry to say it,
there is scarce any fact so barbarous and unnatural,
but what we may hear almost daily instances of it.
But I must confess that in this murder that is charged upon the prisoner,
there are some particular features that mark it out to be such as I hope has but seldom,
if ever, been perpetrated upon English ground.
For, as we shall make it appear, the person murdered was a poor country girl,
whereas the prisoner is a gentleman of a proper estate,
and besides that was one to whom Providence had not given the full use of her intellects,
but was what is termed among us commonly an innocent or natural.
Such an one, therefore, as one would have supposed a gentleman of the prisoner's quality
more likely to overlook, or, if he did notice her, to be moved to compassion for her unhappy
condition, than to lift up his hand against her in the very horrid and barbarous manner,
which we shall show you he used. Now, to begin at the beginning, and open the matter to you
orderly, about Christmas of last year, that is the year 1683, this gentleman, Mr. Martin, having newly
come back into his own country from the University of Cambridge, some of his neighbours, to show him
what civility they could, for his family is one that stands in very good repute all over that country,
entertained him here and there at their Christmas merry-makings,
so that he was constantly riding to and fro from one house to another,
and sometimes when the place of his destination was distant,
or for other reason, as the unsafeness of the roads,
he would be constrained to lie the night at an inn.
In this way it happened that he came, a day or two after the Christmas,
to the place where this young girl lived with her parents,
and put up at the inn there, called the New Inn, which is, as I am informed, a house of good
repute. Here was some dancing going on among the people of the place, and Anne Clark had been
brought in, it seems, by her elder sister to look on, but being, as I have said, of weak
understanding, and besides that very uncomely in her appearance, it was not likely she should
to take much part in the merriment, and accordingly was but standing by in a corner of the
room.
The prisoner at the bar, seeing her, one must suppose by way of a jest, asked her, would she
dance with him?
And in spite of what her sister and others could say to prevent it and to dissuade her,
Lord Chief Justice, Come, Mr. Attorney, we are not set here to listen to tales of Christmas
parties in taverns.
I would not interrupt you, but sure you have more weighty matters than this.
You will be telling us next what tune they danced to.
Attorney General,
My lord, I would not take up the time of the court with what is not material,
but we reckon it to be material to show how this unlikely acquaintance begun.
And as for the tune, I believe, indeed, our evidence will show that even that
hath a bearing on the matter in hand.
Lord Chief Justice
"'Go on, go on, in God's name, but give us nothing that is impertinent,'
"'attorney general. Indeed, my lord, I will keep to my matter. But, gentlemen, having now
shown you, as I think, enough of this first meeting between the murdered person and the prisoner,
I will shorten my tale so far as to say that from then on there were frequent meetings of the two.
For the young woman was greatly tickled with having got hold as she conceived it,
of so likely a sweetheart, and, he being once a week at least, in the habit of passing through
the street where she lived, she would always be on the watch for him. And it seems they
had a signal arranged. He should whistle the tune that was played at the tavern. It is a tune,
as I am informed, well known in that country, and has a burden,
Madam, will you walk, will you talk with me? Lord Chief Justice.
I, I remember it in my own country, in Shropshire.
It runs somehow thus, does it not?
Here his lordship whistled a part of a tune, which was very observable, and seemed below the dignity of the court,
and it appears he felt it so himself, for he said,
But this is by the mark, and I doubt it is the first time we have had dance tunes in this court.
The most part of the dancing we give occasion for is done at Tyburn,
looking at the prisoner who appeared very much disordered.
You said the tune was material to your case, Mr. Attorney,
and upon my life I think Mr. Martin agrees with you.
What ails you, man, staring like a player that sees a ghost?
Prisoner, my lord, I was amazed at hearing such trivial, foolish things as they bring against me.
Lord Chief Justice
Well, well, it lies upon Mr. Attorney to show whether they be trivial or not,
But I must say, if he has nothing worse than this he has said, you have no great cause to be in a maze.
Does it not lie something deeper?
But go on, Mr. Attorney.
My lord and gentlemen, all that I have said so far you may indeed very reasonably reckon as having an appearance of triviality,
and to be sure had the matter gone no further than the humouring of a poor silly girl by a young gentleman of quality,
It had been very well.
But to proceed, we shall make it appear that after three or four weeks the prisoner became contracted to a young gentlewoman of that country, one suitable every way to his own condition, and such an arrangement was on foot that seemed to promise him a happy and a reputable living.
But within no very long time, it seems that this young gentlewoman, hearing of the jest that was going about,
that countryside with regard to the prisoner and Anne Clark, conceived that it was not only
an unworthy carriage on the part of her lover, but a derogation to herself that he should suffer
his name to be sport for tavern company. And so, without more ado, she, with the consent
of her parents, signified to the prisoner that the match between them was at an end.
We shall show you that upon the receipt of this intelligence, the prisoner was a prisoner
was greatly enraged against Anne Clark as being the cause of his misfortune, though indeed
there was nobody answerable for it but himself, and that he made use of many outrageous
expressions and threatenings against her, and subsequently upon meeting with her both
abused her and struck at her with his whip.
But she, being but a poor innocent, could not be persuaded to desist from her attachment to him,
would often run after him, testifying with gestures and broken words the affection she had
to him, until she was become, as he said, the very plague of his life, yet being that affairs
in which he was now engaged necessarily took him by the house in which she lived, he could
not, as I am willing to believe he would otherwise have done, avoid meeting with her from
time to time. We shall further show you that this was the posture of things up to the
fifteenth day of May in this present year. Upon that day the prisoner comes riding through
the village, as of custom, and met with the young woman, but in place of passing her by,
as he had lately done, he stopped and said some words to her, with which she appeared wonderfully
pleased, and so left her, and after that day she was nowhere to be found, notwithstanding
a strict search was made for her.
The next time of the prisoners passing through the place, her relations inquired of him whether
he should know anything of her whereabouts, which he totally denied.
They expressed to him their fears lest her weak intellects should have been upset by the attention
he had showed her.
And so she might have committed some rashly.
act against her own life, calling him to witness the same time how often they had beseeched
him to desist from taking notice of her, as fearing trouble might come of it.
But this too he easily laughed away.
But in spite of this light behaviour, it was noticeable in him that about this time his
carriage and demeanour changed, and it was said of him that he seemed a troubled man, and
And here I come to a passage, to which I should not dare to ask your attention, but that
it appears to me to be founded in truth, and is supported by testimony deserving of credit,
and, gentlemen, to my judgment, it doth afford a great instance of God's revenge against
murder, and that he will requite the blood of the innocent.
Here Mr. Attorney made a pause and shifted with his papers, and it was thought remarkable by me and others, because he was a man not easily dashed.
Lord Chief Justice,
Well, Mr. Attorney, what is your instance?
Attorney, my Lord, it is a strange one, and the truth is that, of all the cases I have been concerned in, I cannot call to mind the like of it, but to be short to be short,
gentlemen, we shall bring you testimony that Anne Clark was seen after this fifteenth of May,
and that at such time as she was so seen it was impossible she could have been a living person.
Here the people made a hum, and a good deal of laughter, and the court called for silence,
and when it was made—
Lord Chief Justice, Why, Mr. Attorney, you might save up this tale for a week.
It will be Christmas by that time, and you can frighten your cookmaids with it, at which the
people laughed again, and to the prisoner also as it seemed.
God, man, what are you prating of ghosts and Christmas jigs and tavern company, and here
is a man's life at stake?"
To the prisoner, and you, sir, I would have you know there is not so much occasion for you
to make merry neither.
You are not brought here for that, and if I know Mr. Attorney he has more in his brief than
he has shown yet. Go on, Mr. Attorney. I need not, Mayap, have spoken so sharply, but you must confess
your course is somewhat unusual. Attorney! Nobody knows it better than I, my lord, but I shall
bring it to an end with a round turn. I shall show you, gentlemen, that Anne Clark's body was
found in the month of June, in a pond of water with the throat cut, that a knife belonging to the
prisoner was found in the same water, that he made efforts to recover the said knife from the
water, that the coroner's quest brought in a verdict against the prisoner at the bar, and that
therefore he should by course have been tried at Exeter. But that suit being made on his
behalf, on account that an impartial jury could not be found to try him in his own country,
he hath had that singular favour shown him that he should be tried here in London,
and so we will proceed to call our evidence then the facts of the acquaintance between the prisoner and anne clark were proved and also the coroner's inquest i pass over this portion of the trial for it offers nothing of special interest
sarah askot was next called and sworn attorney what is your occupation sarah i keep the new inn atter readers note the name of the village has been removed from the document
End of reader's note.
Attorney, do you know the prisoner at the bar?
Sarah.
Yes, he was often at our house, since he come first at Christmas of last year.
Attorney, did you know Anne Clark?
Sarah.
Yes, very well.
Attorney, pray, what manner of person was she in her appearance?
Sarah.
She was a very short, thick-made woman.
I do not know what Elsie would have me say.
Attorney, was she comely?
Sarah.
No, not by no manner of means.
She was very uncomely, poor child.
She had a great face and hanging chops and a very bad colour like a puddock.
Lord Chief Justice.
What is that, mistress?
What say you she was like?
Sarah.
My lord, I ask pardon.
I heard his squire.
Martin says she looked like a puddock in the face, and so she did.
Lord Chief Justice.
Did you that?
Can you interpret her, Mr. Attorney?
Attorney.
My lord, I apprehend it is the country word for a toad.
Lord Chief Justice.
Oh, a hop toad.
Aye, go on.
Attorney, will you give an account to the jury of what passed between you and the prisoner at the bar in May last?
Sarah. So, it was like this. It was about nine o'clock the evening after that, and did not come home,
and I was about my work in the house. There was no company there, only Thomas Snell, and it was foul weather.
The Squire Martin came in, and called for some drink. I, by way, a pleasantry, I said to him,
Squire, have you been looking after your sweetheart? And he flew out at me in a passion,
and desired I would not use such expressions.
I was amazed at that, because we were accustomed to joke with him about her,
Lord Chief Justice.
Who, her?
Sarah.
Anne Clark, my lord, and we had not heard the news of his being contracted to a young gentlewoman elsewhere,
or I am sure I should have used better manners.
So I said nothing, but, being I was a little put out, I began singing to myself,
as it were, the song they danced to the first time they met, for I thought it would prick him.
It was the same that he was used to sing when he come down the street.
I've heard it very often, Madam, will you walk, will you talk with me?
And it fell out that I needed something that was in the kitchen, so I went out to get it,
and all the time I went on singing, something louder and more bold-like.
And as I was there all of a sudden, I thought I heard someone answering.
outside the house. But I could not be sure, because of the wind blowing, so I. So then I stopped
singing, and now I heard it plain, saying, Yes, sir, I will walk, I will talk with you, and I knew
the voice for Anne Clark's voice. Attorney, how did you know it to be her voice? Sarah,
it was impossible I could be mistaken. She had a dreadful voice.
a kind of a squalling voice, in particular if she tried to sing, and there was nobody in the village that could counterfeit it, for they often tried.
So, hearing that, I was glad, because we were all in an anxiety to know what was gone with her, for though she was unnatural, she had a good disposition, and was very tractable, and says I to myself,
"'What, child? Are you returned, then?'
"'And I ran into the front room, and I said to Squire Martin as I passed by,
"'Squire, here is your sweetheart back again. Shall I call her in?'
And with that I went to open the door. But Squire Martin, he caught hold of me,
and it seemed to me he was out of his wits or near upon,
"'Old woman!' says he, "'in God's name! And I know not what else. He was all of a shake.'
Then I was angry, and said I,
What, are you not glad that poor child is found?
And I called to Thomas Snell and said,
If the squire will not let me do you open the door and call her in.
So Thomas Snell went and opened the door,
And the wind set in that way, blew in and overset the two candles
That was all we had lighted.
And a squire, Martin, fell away from holding me.
I think he fell down on the floor,
But we were wholly in the dark,
And it was a minute or two before I got a light again.
And while I was feeling for the full,
fire-box, I am not certain, but I heard someone step across the floor, and I am sure I heard the
door of the great cupboard that stands in the room open and shut too.
Then, when I had a light again, I see a squire-martin on the settle, all white and sweaty,
as if he had swooned it away, and his arms hanging down, and I was going to help him, but just
then it caught my eye that there was something, like a bit of a dress, stuck into the cupboard,
door, and it came to my mind I had heard that door shot.
So I thought it might be some person had run in when the light was quenched, and was
hiding in the cupboard.
So I went up closer and looked, and there was a bit of a black-stuff cloak, and just
below it an edge of a brown-stuffed dress, both sticking out of the shut of the door,
and both of them was low down, as if the person that had them on might be crouched down inside.
"'Aternie, what did you take it to be?'
"'Sarah. I took it to be a woman's dress.'
"'Aternie, could you make any guess whom it belonged to?
"'Did you know anyone who wore such a dress?'
"'Sarah, it was a common stuff by what I could see.
"'I have seen many women wearing such a stuff in our parish.'
"'Aternie, was it like Anne Clark's dress?'
"'Sarah.'
"'She used to wear just such a dress.'
But I could not say on my oath it was irres.
"'Aternly, did you observe anything else about it?'
"'Sarah. I did notice that it looked very wet, but it was foul weather outside.'
"'Lord Chief Justice.'
"'Did you feel of it, mistress?'
"'Sarah. No, my lord. I did not like to touch it.'
"'Lord Chief Justice.'
"'Not like? Why that? Are you so nice that you scrupled
to feel of a wet dress.
Sarah, indeed, my lord, I cannot very well tell why, only it had a nasty, ugly look about
it, Lord Chief Justice.
Well, go on.
Sarah.
Then I called again to Thomas Snell, and bid him come to me, and catch anyone that
come out when I should open the cupboard door.
For, says I, there is someone eyed in within, and I would know what she wants.
And with that, Squire Marsent gave a sort of a cry or a shout, and ran out of the house into
the dark, when I felt the cupboard door pushed out against me while I held it, and Thomas
Snell helped me, but for all we pressed to keep it shut as hard as we could, it was forced
out against us, and we had to fall back.
Lord Chief Justice.
"'And pray what came out?
A mouse?'
Sarah.
"'No, my lord.
It was greater than a mouse.
But I could not see what it was.
It fleeted very swift over the floor and out the door.
Lord Chief Justice.
But come, what did it look like?
Was it a person?"
Sarah.
My lord, I cannot tell what it was, but it ran very low, and it was of a dark colour.
We were both daunted by it, Thomas Snell and I, but we made all the aced we could, after
it to the door that stood open.
And we looked out, but it was dark, and we were.
We could see nothing.
Lord Chief Justice.
Was there no tracks of it on the floor?
What floor have you there?"
Sarah.
It is a flagged floor and sanded, my lord, and there was an appearance of a wet track on the
floor, but we could make nothing of it, neither Thomas Snell nor me.
And besides, as I said, it was a foul knight.
Lord Chief Justice.
Well, for my part I see not, though to be sure it is an odd tale she tells.
What you would do is.
this evidence. Attorney, My Lord, we bring it to show the suspicious carriage of the prisoner
immediately after the disappearance of the murdered person, and we ask the jury's consideration
of that, and also to the matter of the voice heard without the house. Then the prisoner asked
some questions, not very material, and Thomas Snell was next called, who gave evidence to the
same effect as Mrs. Arscott, and added the following. Attorney, did anything pass between
you and the prisoner during the time Mrs. Arscott was out of the room? Thomas, I had a piece
twist in my pocket. Attorney, twist of what? Thomas. Twist a tobacco, sir, and I felt a disposition
to take a pipe of tobacco, so I found a pipe on the chimney-piece, and being it was
twist, and in regard of me having by an oversight left me knife at me house, and me not having
overmany teeth to pluck at it, as your lordship or any one else might have a view by their
own eyesight.
Lord Chief Justice.
What is the man talking about?
Come to the matter, fellow.
Do you think we sit here to look at your teeth?
Thomas.
No, my lord.
Nor I would not you should do, God forbid.
I know your honours have better employment, and better teeth, I would not wonder.
Lord Chief Justice.
Good God, what a man is this!
Yes, I have better teeth,
and that you shall find if you keep not to the purpose.
Thomas, I humbly ask pardon, my lord, but so it was,
and I took upon me, thinking no arm,
to ask Squire Martin to lend me his knife to cut my tobacco,
and he felt first of one pocket, and then of another,
and it was not there at all,
and says I,
What, have you lost your knife, squire?
And op he gets and feels again, and he sat down, and such a groan as he gave.
Good God, he said, I must have left it there.
But, says I, squire, by all appearance, it is not there.
Did you set a value on it, says I?
You might have it cried.
But he sat there, and put his head between his hands,
and seemed to take no notice to what I said,
and then it was Mistress Ascot came tracking out of the kitchen place.
Asked if he heard the voice singing outside the house, he said no, but the door into the kitchen was shut and there was a high wind, but says that no one could mistake Anne Clark's voice.
Then a boy, William Redaway, about thirteen years of age, was called, and by the usual questions put by the Lord's Chief Justice, it was ascertained that he knew the nature of an oath, and so he was sworn.
His evidence referred to a time about a week later.
Attorney,
Now, child, don't be frighted.
There is no one here will hurt you if you speak the truth.
Lord Chief Justice.
Aye, if he speak the truth, but remember, child,
they art in the presence of the great God of heaven and earth
that hath the keys of hell,
and of us that are the king's officers,
and have the keys of Newgate,
And remember, too, there is a man's life in question.
And if thou tellest a lie, and by that means he comes to an ill end, thou art no better
at his murderer, and so speak the truth.
Attorney, tell the jury what you know, and speak out.
Where were you on the evening of the 23rd of May last?
Lord Chief Justice.
Why, what does such a boy as this know of days?
Can you mark the day, boy?
William.
Yes, my lord.
It was the day before our feast,
and I was to spend sixpence there,
and that falls a month before a midsummer day.
One of the jury,
My lord, we cannot hear what he says,
Lord Chief Justice.
He says he remembers the day
because it was the day before the feast they had there,
and he had sixpence to lay out.
Set him up on the table there.
Well, child?
And where was thou then?
William.
Keeping cows on the moor of my lord.
But the boy, using the country speech,
my lord could not well apprehend him,
and so asked if there was anyone that could interpret him,
and it was answered the parson of the parish was there,
and he was accordingly sworn,
and so the evidence given.
The boy said,
I was on the moor about six o'clock,
and sitting behind a bush of firs near upon the water,
and the prisoner came very cautiously and looking about him, having something like a long pole in his hand,
and stopped a good while as if he would be listening, and then began to feel in the water with the pole,
and I, being very near the water, not above five yards, heard as if the pole struck up against something that made a wallowing sound,
and the prisoner dropped the pole and threw himself on the ground, and rolled himself about very strangely with his hands to his ears,
and so after a while got up and went creeping away.
Asked if he had had any communication with the prisoner.
Yes, a day or two before, the prisoner,
hearing I was used to be on the wall,
he asked me if I had seen a knife laying about,
and said he would give sixpence to find it.
And I said I had not seen any such thing,
but I would ask about,
and he said he would give me sixpence to say nothing,
and so he did.
Lord Chief Justice
And was that the six-months you were to lay out at the feast?
William.
Yes, if you please, by Lord.
Asked if he had observed anything particular as to the pond of water,
he said,
No, except that it began to have a very ill smell,
and the cows would not drink of it for some days before.
Asked if he had ever seen the prisoner and Anne Clark in company together,
he began to cry very much.
and it was a long time before they could get him to speak intelligibly.
At last the parson of the parish, Mr. Matthews, got him to be quiet,
and the question being put to him again, he said he had seen Anne Clark waiting on the moor for the prisoner at some way off,
several times since last Christmas.
Attorney, did you see her close, so as to be sure it was she?
William.
Yes, quite sure.
Lord Chief Justice
How quite sure, child?
William
Because she would stand and jump up and down and clap her arms like a goose,
which she called by some country name,
but the parson explained it to be a goose,
and then she was at such a shape that it could not be no one else.
Attorney, what was the last time that you so saw her?
Then the witness began to be.
cry again, and clung very much to Mr. Matthews, who bid him not to be frightened.
And so at last he told his story, that on the day before their feast, being the same evening
that he had before spoken of, after the prisoner had gone away, it being then twilight,
and he very desirous to get home, but afraid for the present to stir from where he was, lest
the prisoner should see him, remained some few minutes behind the bush, looking on the pond,
and saw something dark come up out of the water at the edge of the pond farthest away from him,
and so up the bank.
And when it got to the top, where he could see it plain against the sky,
it stood up and flapped the arms up and down,
and then run off very swiftly in the same direction the prisoner had taken.
And being asked very strictly who he took it to be,
he said upon his oath that it could be nobody but Anne Clark.
Thereafter his master was called, and gave evidence that the boy had come home very late
that evening, and had been chided for it, and that he seemed very much amazed, but could
give no account of the reason.
Attorney, My lord, we have done with our evidence for the king.
Then the Lord Chief Justice called upon the prisoner to make his defence, which he did, though
at no great length and in a very halting way, saying that he hoped the jury would have
not go about to take his life on the evidence of a parcel of country people and children
that would believe any idle tale, and that he had been very much prejudiced in his trial,
at which the Lord Chief Justice interrupted him, saying that he had had singular favour
shown to him in having his trial removed from Exeter, which the prisoner acknowledging
said that he meant rather that since he was brought to London there had not been care-taken
to keep him secured from interruption and disturbance, upon which the Lord Chief Justice
ordered the Marshal to be called, and questioned him about the safe-keeping of the prisoner,
but could find nothing. Except the Marshal said that he had been informed by the under-keeper,
that they had seen a person outside his door, or going up the stairs to it, but there was
no possibility the person should have got in. And it being inquired further what sort of person
this might be, the marshal could not speak to it, save by hearsay, which was not allowed.
And as a prisoner, being asked if this was what he meant, said no, he knew nothing of that,
but it was very hard that a man should not be suffered to be at quiet when his life stood on
it. But it was observed he was very hasty in his denial. And so, he said no more, and called
no witnesses, whereupon the Attorney-General spoke to the jury. A full report of what he said
is given, and if time allowed, I would extract that portion in which he dwells on the alleged
appearance of the murdered person. He quotes some authorities of ancient date as St. Augustine,
the Curra Promortius Garenda, a favourite book of reference with the old writers on the supernatural,
and also cites some cases which may be seen in Glanvilles, but more conveniently in Mr. Lang's books.
He does not, however, tell us more of those cases than is to be found in print.
The Lord's Chief Justice then summed up the evidence for the jury.
His speech again contains nothing that I find worth copying out, but he was naturally impressed
with the singular character of the evidence, saying that he had never heard such given in
his experience, but that there was nothing in law to set it aside, and that the jury must consider
whether they believe these witnesses or not.
And the jury, after a very short consultation, brought the prisoner in guilty.
So he was asked whether he had anything to say in arrest of judgment,
and pleaded that his name was spelt wrong in the indictment,
being Martin with an eye, whereas it should be with a why.
But this was overruled as not material,
Mr. Attorney saying, more ever,
that he could bring evidence to show that the prisoner, by times,
wrote it as it was laid in the indictment.
and the prisoner having nothing further to offer sentence of death was passed upon him and that he should be hanged in chains upon a gibbet near the place where the fact was committed and that execution should take place upon the twenty eighth of december next ensuing being innocence day
thereafter the prisoner being to all appearance in a state of desperation made shift to ask the lord chief justice that his relations might be allowed to come to him during the short time he had to live
lord chief justice ay with all my heart so be it in the presence of the keeper and anne clark may come to you as well for what i care at which the prisoner broke out and cried to his lordship not to use such a word of his lordship not to use such a man,
words to him, and his lordship very angrily told him he deserved no tenderness at any man's
hands for a cowardly, butchery murderer that had not the stomach to take the reward of his
deeds. And I hope to God, said he, that she will be with you by day and by night till
an end is made of you. Then the prisoner was removed, and, so far as I saw, he was in a swooned,
and the court broke up.
I cannot refrain from observing that the prisoner, during all the time of the trial, seemed
to be more uneasy than is commonly the case, even in capital cases, that, for example,
he was looking narrowly among the people, and often turning round very sharply, as if some
person might be at his ear.
It was also very noticeable at this trial what a silence the people kept, and further, though
Though this might not be otherwise than natural in that season of the year, what a darkness
and obscurity there was in the courtroom, lights being brought in not long after two o'clock
in the day, and yet no fog in the town.
It was not without interest that I heard lately from some young men who had been giving
a concert in the village I speak of, that a very cold reception was accorded to the song which
had been mentioned in this narrative.
"'Madame, will you walk?'
It came out in some talk they had next morning with some of the local people that that
song was regarded with an invincible repugnance.
It was not so, they believed, at North Taughton, but here it was reckoned to be unlucky.
However, why that view was taken, no one had the shadow of an idea.
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Ghost Stories of an Antiquary by M.R. James.
Mr. Humphreys and his inheritance.
About 15 years ago, on a date late in August or early in September, a train drew up at
Willsthorpe, a country station in eastern England. Out of it stepped, with other passengers,
a rather tall and reasonably good-looking young man, carrying a handbag and some papers tied up in a
packet. He was expecting to be met, one would say, from the way in which he looked about him,
and he was, as obviously, expected.
The station-master ran forward a step or two,
and then, seeming to recollect himself,
turned and beckoned to a stout and consequential person
with a short, round beard,
who was scanning the train with some appearance of bewilderment.
"'Mr. Cooper,' he called out,
"'Mr. Cooper, I think this is your gentleman.'
And then to the passenger who had just delighted,
"'Mr. Humphreys sir?
"'Glad to bid you welcome to Wilthorpe.
"'There's a cart from the hall for your luggage,
"'and here's Mr. Cooper, what I think you know.'
"'Mr. Cooper had hurried up,
"'and now raised his hat and shook hands.
"'Very pleased, I'm sure,' he said,
"'to give the echo to Mr. Palmer's kind words.
"'I should have been the first to render expression to them,
"'but for the face not being familiar to me, Mr. Humphreys.
"'May your residence among us be marked as a red-letter
today, sir.
Thank you very much, Mr. Cooper, said Humphreys, for your good wishes, and Mr. Palmer also.
I do hope very much that this change of, uh, tenancy, which you must all regret, I am sure,
will not be to the detriment of those with whom I shall be brought in contact."
He stopped, feeling that the words were not fitting themselves together in the happiest way,
and Mr. Cooper cut in, "'Oh, you may rest satisfied of that, Mr. Humphreys.'
I'll take it upon myself to assure you, sir, that a warm welcome awaits you on all sides.
And as to any change of propriety, turning out detrimental to the neighbourhood, well, you're late
uncle.
And here Mr. Cooper also stopped, possibly in obedience to an inner monitor, possibly because
Mr. Palmer, clearing his throat loudly, asked Humphreys for his ticket.
The two men left the little station, and, at Humphrey's son, and at Humphrey's son, he said, he,
suggestion, decided to walk to Mr. Cooper's house, where luncheon was awaiting them.
The relation in which these personages stood to each other can be explained in a very few
lines. Humphreys had inherited, quite unexpectedly, a property from an uncle. Neither the property
nor the uncle had he ever seen. He was alone in the world, a man of good ability and kindly
nature, whose employment in a government office for the last four or five years had not gone far
to fit him for the life of a country gentleman. He was studious and rather diffident, and had few
out-of-door pursuits except golf and gardening. Today he had come down for the first time to visit
Wilsthorpe and confer with Mr. Cooper the bailiff as to the matters which needed immediate attention.
It may be asked how this came to be his first visit.
Ought he not in decency to have attended his uncle's funeral?
The answer is not far to seek.
He had been abroad at the time of the death,
and his address had not been at once procurable.
So he had put off coming to Willsthorpe till he heard that all things were ready for him.
And now we find him arrived at Mr. Cooper's comfortable house,
facing the parsonage, and having just shaken hands with the smiling Mrs. and Miss Cooper.
During the minutes that preceded the announcement of luncheon, the party settled themselves on
elaborate chairs in the drawing-room, Humphreys, for his part, perspiring quietly in the
consciousness that Stock was being taken of him.
"'I was just saying to Mr. Humphreys, my dear,' said Mr. Cooper,
that I hope and trust that his residence among us here in
Wilsthorpe will be marked as a red-letter day.
Yes, indeed, I'm sure, said Mrs. Cooper heartily.
And many, many of them.
Miss Cooper murmured words to the same effect,
and Humphreys attempted a pleasantry about painting the whole calendar red,
which, though greeted with shrill laughter, was evidently not fully understood.
At this point they proceeded to luncheon.
Do you know this part of the country at all, Mr. Humphreys?
said Mrs. Cooper, after a short interval. This was a better opening.
"'No, I'm sorry to say I do not,' said Humphreys.
"'It seems very pleasant, what I could see of it coming down in the train.'
"'Oh, it is a pleasant part. Really, I sometimes say I don't know a nicer district for the country,
and the people round, too. Such a quantity always going on, but I'm afraid you've come a little
late for some of the better garden parties, Mr. Humphreys.'
"'I suppose I have. Dear me, what a pity.
said Humphreys, with a gleam of relief, and then, feeling that something more could be got
out of this topic.
But after all, you see Mrs. Cooper, even if I could have been here earlier, I should have been
cut off from them, should I not?
My poor uncle's recent death, you know.
Oh dear, Mr. Humphreys, to be sure, what a dreadful thing of me to say!
And Mr. and Miss Cooper seconded the proposition, inarticulately.
What must you have thought?
I am sorry. You must really forgive me.'
"'Not at all, Mrs. Cooper, I assure you. I can't honestly assert that my uncle's death was a great
grief to me, for I had never seen him. All I meant was that I supposed I shouldn't be expected
to take part for some little time in festivities of that kind.'
"'Now, really, it's very kind of you to take it in that way, Mr. Humphreys, isn't it, George?
And you do forgive me?'
"'But only fancy! You never saw poor old.
old Mr. Wilson.
Never in my life, nor did I ever have a letter from him.
But, by the way, you have something to forgive me for.
I've never thanked you, except by letter, for all the trouble you've taken, to find
people to look after me at Sir Hall.
Oh, I'm sure that was nothing, Mr. Humphreys, but I really do think that you'll find
them give satisfaction.
The man and his wife, whom we've got for the butler and housekeeper, we've known for
a number of years.
Such a nice, respectable couple.
And Mr. Cooper, I'm sure, can answer.
for the men in the stables and the gardens.
Yes, Mr. Humphreys,
they're a good lot.
The head gardener's the only one
who's stopped on from Mr. Wilson's time.
The major part of the employees,
as you no doubt saw by the will,
received legacies from the old gentleman
and retired from their posts.
And as the wife says,
your housekeeper and butler
are calculated to render you every satisfaction.
So everything, Mr. Humphreys,
is ready for you to step in this very day,
according to what I understood you to wish, said Mrs. Cooper.
Everything that is except company, and there I'm afraid you'll find yourself quite as to standstill.
Only we did understand it was your intention to move in at once.
If not, I'm sure you know we should have been only too pleased for you to stay here.
I'm quite sure you would, Mrs. Cooper, and I'm very grateful to you.
But I thought I had really better make the plunge at once.
I'm accustomed to living alone, and there will be quite enough to be quite enough to you.
talking by my evenings, looking over papers and books and so on, for some time to come. I thought,
if Mr. Cooper could spare the time this afternoon to go over the house and grounds with me.
Certainly, certainly, Mr. Humphreys, my time is your own, up to any hour you please.
Till dinner-time, father, you mean? said Miss Cooper.
Don't forget, we're going over to the breath-nets, and have you got all the garden keys?
Are you a great gardener, Miss Cooper?
said Mr. Humphreys. I wish you would tell me what I am to expect at the hall.
Oh, I don't know about a great gardener, Mr. Humphries. I'm very fond of flowers, but the
hall garden might be made quite lovely, I often say. It's very old-fashioned as it is, and a great
deal of shrubbery. There's an old temple besides, and a maze.
Really? Have you explored it ever?
No, said Miss Cooper, drawing in her lips and shaking her head.
i've often longed to try but old mr wilson always kept it locked he wouldn't even let lady wardrop into it she lived near here at bentley you know and she's a great gardener if you like that's why i asked father if he had all the keys
"'I see. Well, I must evidently look into that, and show you over it when I've learnt the way.'
"'Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Humphreys. Now I shall have the laugh of Miss Foster. That's our rector's daughter, you know. They're away on their holiday now, such nice people. We always had a joke between us, which should be the first to get into the maze.'
"'I think the garden keys must be up at the house,' said Mr. Cooper, who had been looking over a large bunch.
There is a number there in the library.
Now, Mr. Humphreys, if you're prepared, we might bid goodbye to these ladies, and set forward
on our little tour of exploration.
As they came out of Mr. Cooper's front gate, Humphreys had to run the gauntlet not of an
organised demonstration, but of a good deal of touching of hats and careful contemplation
from the men and women who had gathered in somewhat unusual numbers in the village street.
He had further to exchange some remarks with the wife of the lodge-keeper as they passed the
park gates, and with the lodge-keeper himself, who was attending to the park road.
I cannot, however, spare the time to report the progress fully.
As they traversed the half-mile or so between the lodge and the house, Humphreys took occasion
to ask his companion some question which brought up the topic of his late uncle, and it did
not take long before Mr. Cooper was embarked upon a disquisition.
It is singular to think, as the wife was saying just now, that you should never have seen
the old gentleman.
And yet, you won't misunderstand me, Mr. Humpery's, I feel confident, when I say that,
in my opinion, there would have been but little congeniality betwixt yourself and him.
Not that I have a word to say in deprecation, not a single word.
I can tell you what he was, said Mr. Cooperiniality.
Cooper, pulling up suddenly, and fixing Humphreys with his eye,
can tell you what he was in a nutshell, as the saying goes.
He was a complete, thorough, valentudinarian.
That describes him to a T.
That's what he was, sir, a complete valentudinarian.
No participation in what went on around him.
I did venture, I think, to send you a few words of cutting from our local paper,
which I took the occasion to contribute on his decease.
If I recollect myself a right, such is very much the gist of them.
But don't, Mr. Humphreys, continued Cooper, tapping him impressively on the chest,
don't you run away with the impression that I wish to say ought but what is most creditable,
most creditable, of your respected uncle and my late employer?
Upright, Mr. Humphreys, open as the day, liberal to all in his dealings.
He had the heart to feel and the hands to accommodate.
But there it was, there was the stumbling-block, his unfortunate health, or, as I might more truly phrase it, his want of health.
Yes, poor man, did he suffer from any special disorder before his last illness?
Which I take it was little more than old age.
Just that, Mr. Humphreys, just that!
The flash flickering slowly away in the pan.
said Mr. Cooper, with what he considered an appropriate gesture.
The golden bowl, gradually ceasing to vibrate.
But as to your other question, I should return a negative answer.
General absence of vitality? Yes.
Special complaint? No, unless you reckon a nasty goffy had with him.
Why, here we are, pretty much at the house.
A handsome mansion, Mr. Humphreys, don't you consider?
It deserved the epithet on the whole, but it was oddly proportioned, a very tall red-brick house,
with a plain parapet concealing the roof almost entirely.
It gave the impression of a townhouse, set down in the country.
There was a basement, and a rather imposing flight of steps leading up to the front door.
It seemed also, owing to its height, to desiderate wings, but there were none.
The stables and other offices were concealed by trees.
Humphreys guessed its probable date as 1770 or thereabouts.
The mature couple who had been engaged to act as butler and cook housekeeper
were waiting inside the front door, and opened it as their new master approached.
Their name, Humphreys already knew, was Calton.
Of their appearance and manner he formed a favourable impression in the few minutes' talk he had with them.
It was agreed that he should go through the plate and the cellar next day with Mr. Calton,
and that Mrs. C. should have a talk with him about linen, bedding, and so on, what there
was and what there ought to be.
Then he and Cooper, dismissing the Calton's for the present, began their view of the house.
Its topography is not of importance to this story.
The large rooms on the ground floor were satisfactory, especially the library, which was as
large as the dining-room, and had three tall windows facing east. The bedroom prepared
for Humphreys was immediately above it. There were many pleasant, and a few really interesting
old pictures. None of the furniture was new, and hardly any of the books were later than
the seventies. After hearing of and seeing the few changes his uncle had made in the house,
and contemplating a shiny portrait of him which adorned the drawing-room, Humphreys was forced
to agree with Cooper that in all the
probability, there would have been little to attract him in his predecessor.
It made him rather sad that he could not be sorry, Dolebat, say, doleri, non-pose.
Reader's note, the Latin phrase is translation of the phrase before, sad that he could not
be sorry.
End of reader's note.
It made him rather sad that he could not be sorry for the man who, whether with or without
some feeling of kindliness towards his unknown nephew, had controlled.
contributed so much to his well-being, for he felt that Willsthorpe was a place in which he
could be happy, and especially happy it might be in its library.
And now it was time to go over the garden.
The empty stables could wait, and so could the laundry.
So to the garden they addressed themselves.
And it was soon evident that Miss Cooper had been right in thinking that there were possibilities,
though, that Mr. Cooper had done well in keeping on the gardener. The deceased Mr. Wilson might
not have, indeed plainly had not, been imbued with the latest views on gardening,
but whatever had been done here had been done under the eye of a knowledgeable man, and the
equipment and stock were excellent. Cooper was delighted with the pleasure Humphrey's showed,
and with the suggestions he let fall from time to time.
"'I can see,' he said, "'that you've—'
found your meteor here, Mr. Humphreys. You'll make this place a regular sinosa before very many
seasons have passed over our heads. I wish Clutterham had been here, lest the head-gardener,
and here he would have been, of course, as I told you, but for his sons being hoarse duver
with a fever, poor fellow. I should like him to have heard how the place strikes you.
Yes, you told me he couldn't be here today, and I was very sorry to hear the reason, but it
will be time enough to-morrow.
Is that white building on the mound at the end of the grass-ride?
Is it the temple, Miss Cooper mentioned?
That it is, Mr. Humphreys, the Temple of Friendship, constructed of marble brought out of Italy
for the purpose by your late uncle's grandfather.
Would it interest you perhaps to take a turn there?
You get a very sweet prospect of the park.
The general lines of the temple were those of the Sybil's temple at Tivoli, helped out by a dome.
the whole was a good deal smaller. Some ancient sepulchral reliefs were built into the wall,
and about it all was a pleasant flavour of the grand tour. Cooper produced the key, and with some
difficulty opened the heavy door. Inside there was a handsome ceiling, but little furniture. Most of the
floor was occupied by a pile of thick circular blocks of stone, each of which had a single letter
deeply cut on its slightly convex upper surface.
What is the meaning of these, Humphreys inquired?
Meaning?
Well, all things we are told have their purpose, Mr. Humphreys,
and I suppose these blocks have had theirs as well as another.
But what that purpose is or was,
Mr. Cooper assumed a didactic attitude here.
I, for one, should be at a loss to point out to you, sir.
All I know of them,
and it's summed up in a very few words, is just this, that they are stated to have been
removed by your late uncle, at a period before I entered on the scene, from the maze.
That, Mr. Humphreys, is—' "'Oh, the maze!' exclaimed Humphreys.
"'I'd forgotten that. We must have a look at it. Where is it?'
Cooper drew him to the door of the temple, and pointed with his stick.
"'Guide your eye,' he said, somewhat in the manner of the
the second elder in Handel's Susanna.
Far to the west direct your straining eyes,
where yon, tall Holm tree rises to the skies.
Guide your eye by my stick here,
and follow out the line directly opposite to the spot where we're standing now,
and I'll engage, Mr. Humphreys, that you'll catch the archway over the entrance.
You'll see it just at the end of the walk,
answering to the one that leads up to this very building.
Did you think of going there at once?
Because if that be the case, I must go to the house and procure the key.
If you would walk on there, I'll rejoin you in a few moments' time.
Accordingly, Humphreys strolled down the ride leading to the temple,
past the garden front of the house,
and up the turfy approach to the archway which Cooper had pointed out to him.
He was surprised to find that the whole maze was surreesome,
surrounded by a high wall, and that the archway was provided with a padlocked iron gate,
but then he remembered that Miss Cooper had spoken of his uncle's objection to letting anyone enter
this part of the garden.
He was now at the gate, and still Cooper came not.
For a few minutes he occupied himself in reading the motto cut over the entrance,
Secretum Meo mehie et filigis domus mee, and in trying to recollect the source of it.
Reader's note, the Latin translates to,
My secret is for me and the sons of my house.
End of reader's note.
Then he became impatient, and considered the possibility of scaling the war.
This was clearly not worthwhile.
It might have been done if he had been wearing an older suit,
or could the padlock, a very old one, be forced?
No, apparently not, and yet, as he gave a final irisible,
irritated kick at the gate, something gave way, and the lock fell at his feet. He pushed
the gate open, inconveniencing a number of nettles as he did so, and stepped into the enclosure.
It was a yew maze, of circular form, and the hedges, long untrimmed, had grown out and upwards
to a most unorthodox breadth and height. The walks, too, were next door to impassable, a
Only by entirely disregarding scratches, nettles things, and wet, could help for his force
his way along them.
But at any rate, this condition of things he reflected would make it easier for him to find
his way out again, for he left a very visible track.
So far as he could remember, he had never been in a maze before, nor did it seem to him
now that he had missed much.
The dankness and darkness, and smell of crushed goose-grass and nettles,
were anything but cheerful. Still, it did not seem to be a very intricate specimen of its kind.
Here he was. By the way, was that Cooper arrived at last? No. Very nearly at the heart of it,
without having taken much thought as to what path he was following. Ah, there at last was the centre,
easily gained, and there was something to reward him. His first impression was that the central ornament
was a sundial, but when he had switched away some portion of the thick growth of brambles and
bindweed that had formed over it, he saw that it was a less ordinary decoration, a stone column
about four feet high, and on the top of it a metal globe, copper to judge by the green patina,
engraved and finally engraved too, with figures in outline and letters. That was what Huntpry's
saw, and a brief glance at the figures convinced him that it was one of those mysterious things
called celestial globes, from which one would suppose no one ever yet derived any information
about the heavens. However, it was too dark, at least in the maze, for him to examine this
curiosity at all closely, and besides he now heard Cooper's voice, and sounds as of an elephant in the
jungle. Humphreys called to him to follow the track he had beaten out, and soon Cooper emerged,
panting into the central circle. He was full of apologies for his delay. He had not been able,
after all, to find the key. But there, he said, you've penetrated into the heart of the mystery
unaided and unnealed, as the saying goes. Well, I suppose it's a matter of thirty to forty
years since any human foot has trod these precincts. Certainly,
It is that I've never set foot in them before.
Well, well, what's the old proverb about angels fearing to tread?
It's proved true once again in this case.
Humphrey's acquaintance with Cooper, though it had been short, was sufficient to assure him
that there was no guile in this illusion, and he forbore the obvious remark, merely suggesting
that it was fully time to get back to the house for a late cup of tea, and to release Cooper
for his evening engagement.
They left the maze accordingly,
experiencing well-nigh the same ease
in retracing their path
as they had in coming in.
Have you any idea?
Humphreys asked as they went towards the house.
Why my uncle kept that place so carefully locked?
Cooper pulled up,
and Humphreys felt he must be on the brink of a revelation.
I should merely be deceiving you, Mr. Humphreys,
and that to no good purpose.
if I laid claim to possess any information whatsoever on that topic.
When I first entered upon my duties here some eighteen years back,
that maze was word for word in the condition you see it now,
and the one and only occasion on which the question ever arose within my knowledge
was that of which my girl made mention in your hearing.
Lady Wardrop, I've not a word to say against her,
wrote,
Applying for admission to the maze.
Your uncle showed me the note,
a most civil note,
everything that could be expected
from such a quarter.
Cooper, he said,
I wish you'd reply to that note on my behalf.
Certainly, Mr. Wilson, I said,
for I was quite inured to acting as his secretary.
What answer shall I return to it?
Well, he said,
give Lady Wardrop my compliments,
and tell her that if ever that portion,
of the grounds is taken in hand, I shall be happy to give her the first opportunity of viewing
it, but that it has been shut up now for a number of years, and I shall be grateful to her
if she kindly won't press the matter. That, Mr. Humphreys, was your good uncle's last word
on the subject, and I don't think I can add anything to it, unless,' added Cooper after a pause,
It might be just this, that, so far as I could form a judgment, he had a dislike, as people often will for one reason or another, to the memory of his grandfather, who, as I mentioned to you, had that maze laid out.
A man of peculiar T-net, Mr. Humphreys, and a great traveller, you'll have the opportunity on the coming Sabbath of seeing the tablet to him in our little parish church, put up it was some long-endous.
time after his death.
Oh, I should have expected a man who had such a taste for building to have designed a morselium
for himself.
Well, I've never noticed anything of the kind you mention, and, in fact, come to think of
it, I'm not at all sure that his resting-place is within our boundaries at all.
That he lays in the vaults I'm pretty confident is not the case.
Curious now that I shouldn't be in a position to inform you on that heading.
Still, after all, we can't say, can we, Mr. Humphreys, that it's a point of crux.
crucial importance where the poor mortal coils are bestowed.
At this point they entered the house, and Cooper's speculations were interrupted.
Tea was laid in the library, where Mr. Cooper fell upon subjects appropriate to the scene.
A fine collection of books.
One of the finest I've understood from connoisseurs in this part of the country.
Splendid plates, too, in some of these works.
I recollect your uncle, shame.
me one with views of foreign towns, most absorbing it was, got up in first-rate style,
and another all done by hand with the ink as fresh as if it had been laid on yesterday.
And yet he told me it was the work of some old monk hundreds of years back.
I've always taken a keen interest in literature myself.
Hardly anything to my mind can compare with a good hour's reading after a hard day's work,
far better than wasting the whole evening at a friend's house.
And that reminds me, to be sure, I shall be getting into trouble with the wife if I don't
make the best of my way home, and get ready to squander away one of these same evenings.
I must be off, Mr. Humphreys.'
"'And that reminds me,' said Humphreys.
"'If I'm to show Miss Cooper the maze to-morrow, we must have it cleared out a bit.
Could you say a word about that to the proper person?'
"'Why, to be sure. A couple of men with scythe's could cut out a track to-morrow morning.
I'll leave word as I pass the lodge, and I'll tell them,
what'll save you the trouble, perhaps Mr. Humphys, of having to go up and extract them yourself,
that they'd better have some sticks or a tape to mark out their way with as they go on.
A very good idea! Yes, do that!
And I'll expect Mrs. and Miss Cooper in the afternoon,
and yourself about half-past ten in the morning.
It'll be a pleasure, I'm sure, both to them and to myself, Mr. Humphreys.
Good night.
part one of Mr. Humphreys and His In Ghost Stories of an Antiquary by M. R. James
Part two of Mr. Humphreys and His Inheritance, a Librevox recording by Peter Yearsley.
Humphreys dined at eight, but for the fact that it was his first evening, and that Coulton
was evidently inclined for occasional conversation, he would have finished the novel he had brought
for his journey. As it was, he had to listen and reply to some of Calton's impressions of the
neighbourhood and the season. The latter it appeared was seasonable, and the former had changed
considerably, and not altogether for the worse, since Coulton's boyhood, which had been spent
there. The village shop in particular had greatly improved since the year 1870. It was now possible
to procure there pretty much anything you liked in reason, which was a conveniency, because suppose
anything was required of a sudden, and he had known such things before now, he, Calton, could step
down there, supposing the shop to be still open, and order it in without he borrowed it of the rectory,
whereas in earlier days it would have been useless to pursue such a course in respect of anything
but candles, or soap, or treacle, or perhaps a penny-child's picture of,
book. And nine times out of ten, it had be something more in the nature of a bottle of whiskey
you'd be requiring, leastways. On the whole, Humphreys thought he would be prepared with a book
in future. The library was the obvious place for the after-dinner hours. Candle in hand and
pipe-in-mouth, he moved round the room for some time, taking stock of the titles of the books.
He had all the predisposition to take interest in an old library, and there was every opportunity
for him here to make systematic acquaintance with one, for he had learned from Cooper that
there was no catalogue, save the very superficial one made for purposes of probate.
The drawing up of a catalogue raison would be a delicious occupation for winter.
There were probably treasures to be found, too, even manuscripts if Cooper might be trusted.
As he pursued his round, the sense came upon him, as it does upon most of us in similar places,
of the extreme unreadableness of a great portion of the collection.
Editions of classics and fathers and Picard's religious ceremonies and the Harlean miscellany,
I suppose, are all very well, but who is ever going to read Tostatus Abulensis,
or Pineda on Job, or a book like this?
This, he picked out a small quarto, loose in the binding, and from which the lettered label
had fallen off, and observing that coffee was waiting for him, retired to a chair.
Eventually he opened the book.
It will be observed that his condemnation of it rested wholly on external grounds.
For all he knew it might have been a collection of unique plays, but undeniably the outside
was blank and forbidding.
As a matter of fact, it was a collection of sermons or meditations.
and mutilated at that, for the first sheet was gone.
It seemed to belong to the latter end of the 17th century.
He turned over the pages till his eye was caught by a marginal note,
a parable of this unhappy condition,
and he thought he would see what aptitudes the author might have
for imaginative composition.
I have heard or read, so ran the passage,
whether in the way of parable or true relation,
I leave my reader to judge, of a man who, like Theseus in the attic tale, should adventure
himself into a labyrinth or maze, and such an one indeed, as was not laid out in the fashion
of autopure artists of this age, but of a wide compass, in which, moreover, such unknown
pitfalls and snares, nay, such ill-omened inhabitants, were commonly thought to lurk as could
only be encountered at the hazard of one's very life.
now you may be sure that in such a case the dissuations of friends were not wanting consider of such an one says a brother how he went the way you wot of and was never seen more
or of such another says the mother that had ventured himself but a little way in and from that day forth is so troubled in his wits that he cannot tell what he saw nor hath passed one good night
And have you never heard, cries a neighbour, of what faces have been seen to look out over
the palisadoes, and betwixt the bars of the gate?
But all would not do, the man was set upon his purpose, for it seems it was the common
fireside talk of that country that at the heart and centre of this labyrinth there was a
jewel of such price and rarity that would enrich the finder thereof for his life, and this should
be his by right that could persevere to come at it. What then? Quid Malta!
The adventurer passed the gates, and for a whole day's space his friends without had no news
of him, except it might be by some indistinct cries heard afar off in the night, such as made
them turn in their restless beds and sweat for very fear, not doubting but that their son and brother
had put one more to the catalogue of those unfortunates
that had suffered shipwreck on that voyage.
So the next day they went with weeping tears to the clerk of the parish
to order the bell to be told,
and their way took them hard by the gate of the labyrinth,
which they would have hastened by from the horror they had of it,
but that they caught sight of a sudden
of a man's body lying in the roadway,
and going up to it, with what anticipations,
may be easily figured, found it to be him whom they reckoned as lost, and not dead, though
he were in a swooned most like death.
They then, who had gone forth as mourners, came back rejoicing, and set to by all means
to revive their prodigal, who being come to himself, and hearing of their anxieties and
their errand of that morning.
"'Ay,' says he, "'you may as well finish what you were about, for for all I have brought
back the jewel, which he showed them, and was indeed a rare piece, I have brought back that
with it that will leave me neither rest at night nor pleasure by day, whereupon they
were instant with him to learn his meaning, and where his company should be that went
so sore against his stomach.
Oh, says he, tis here in my breast, I cannot flee from it, do what I may.
So it needed no wizard to help him.
them to a guess, that it was the recollection of what he had seen, that troubled him so wonderfully.
But they could get no more of him for a long time, but by fits and starts.
However, at long and at last they made shift to collect somewhat of this kind, that at first
while the sun was bright he went merrily on, and without any difficulty reached the heart of the
labyrinth, and got the jewel, and so set out on his way back rejoicing.
But as the night fell, wherein all the beasts of the forests do move, he begun to be
sensible of some creature keeping pace with him, and, as he thought, peering and looking
upon him from the next alley to that he was in, and that when he should stop, this companion
should stop also, which put him in some disorder of his spirits, and indeed as the dark
darkness increased, it seemed to him that there was more than one, and it might be even a whole
band of such followers, at least so he judged by the rustling and cracking that they kept among
the thickets. Besides that there would be at a time a sound of whispering, which seemed to import
a conference among them. But in regard of who they were, or what form they were of, he would
not be persuaded to say what he thought. Upon his hearers, after the same he thought, upon his hearers
asking him what the cries were which they heard in the night, as was observed above, he gave
them this account, that about midnight, so far as he could judge, he heard his name called
from a long way off, and he would have been sworn it was his brother that so called him, so he
stood still and hilloed at the pitch of his voice, and he supposed that the echo or the noise
of his shouting disguised for the moment any lesser sound, because when there fell a
Stillness again, he distinguished a trampling, not loud, of running feet coming very close behind him,
wherewith he was so daunted that himself set off to run, and that he continued till the dawn broke.
Sometimes when his breath failed him, he would cast himself flat on his face, and hope that
his pursuers might overrun him in the darkness. But at such a time they would regularly make a pause,
and he could hear them pant and snuff, as it had been a hound.
at fault, which wrought in him so extreme and horror of mind, that he would be forced to betake
himself again, to turning and doubling, if by any means he might throw them off the scent.
And as if this exertion was in itself not terrible enough, he had before him the constant fear
of falling into some pit or trap, of which he had heard, and indeed seen with his own eyes that
there were several, some at the sides and other in the midst of the alleys, so that,
In fine, he said, a more dreadful night was never spent by mortal creature than that he had endured in that labyrinth,
and not that jewel which he had in his wallet, nor the richest that was ever brought out of the Indies,
could be a sufficient recompense to him for the pains he had suffered.
I will spare to set down the further recital of this man's troubles, inasmuch as I am confident,
my reader's intelligence will hit the parallel I desire to draw, for is not this jewel
a just emblem of the satisfaction which a man may bring back with him from a course of
this world's pleasures, and will not the labyrinth serve for an image of the world itself, wherein
such a treasure, if we may believe the common voice, is stored up?
At about this point Humphrey's thought that a little patience would be an agreeable
change, and that the writer's improvement of his parable might be left to itself. So he put the
book back in its former place, wondering as he did so whether his uncle had ever stumbled across
that passage, and if so, whether it had worked on his fancy so much as to make him dislike the
idea of a maze, and determined to shut up the one in the garden. Not long afterwards he went to
bed. The next day brought a morning's hard work with Mr. Cooper, who, if exuberant in language,
had the business of the estate at his fingers' ends. He was very breezy this morning,
Mr. Cooper was. Had not forgotten the order to clear out the maze. The work was going on at that
moment. His girl was on the tentacles of expectation about it. He also hoped that Humphreys had
slept the sleep of the just, and that we should be favoured with a continuance of the
this congenial weather. At luncheon he enlarged on the pictures in the dining-room, and pointed
out the portrait of the constructor of the temple and the maze. Humphreys examined this with considerable
interest. It was the work of an Italian, and had been painted when old Mr. Wilson was visiting
Rome as a young man. There was indeed a view of the Colosseum in the background. A pale, thin face,
and large eyes were the characteristic features. In the hand was a partially unfolded
roll of paper, on which could be distinguished the plan of a circular building, very probably
the temple, and also part of that of a labyrinth. Humphreys got up on a chair to examine it, but it was
not painted with sufficient clearness to be worth copying. It suggested to him, however, that he
might as well make a plan of his own maze, and hang it in the hall for the use of visitors.
This determination of his was confirmed that same afternoon, for when Mrs. and Miss
Cooper arrived, eager to be inducted into the maze,
he found that he was wholly unable to lead them to the centre the gardeners had removed the guide-marks they had been using and even clutterum when summoned to assist was as helpless as the rest
the point is you see mr wilson i should say umphreys these mazes is purposely constructed so much alike with a view to mislead still if you'll follow me i think i can put you right i'll just put my act down here as a starting-point as a starting-point
He stumped off, and after five minutes brought the party safe to the hat again.
Now that's a very peculiar thing, he said with a sheepish laugh.
I made sure I'd left that at just over against a bramble bush,
and you can see for yourself there ain't no bramble bush not in this walk at all.
If you'll allow me, Mr. Umphreys, that's the name in it, sir.
I'll just call one of the men in to mark the place like.
William Crack arrived, in answer to repeated shouts.
He had some difficulty in making his way to the party.
First he was seen or heard in an inside alley, then almost at the same moment in an outer one.
However, he joined them at last, and was first consulted without effect, and then stationed
by the hat, which Clutterham still considered it necessary to leave on the ground.
In spite of this strategy, they spent the best part of three-quartered.
quarters of an hour, in quite fruitless wanderings, and Humphreys was obliged at last, seeing
how tired Mrs. Cooper was becoming, to suggest a retreat to tea, with profuse apologies
to Miss Cooper.
"'At any rate, you've won your bet with Miss Foster,' he said.
"'You have been inside the maze, and I promise you the first thing I do shall be to make
a proper plan of it with the lines marked out for you to go by.'
"'That's what's wanted, sir,' said Clutterham.
Someone to draw out a plan and keep it by them.
It might be very awkward, you see, anyone getting into that place and a shower of rain come on,
and them not able to find their way out again.
It might be hours before they could be got out, without you'd permit of me making a short cut to the middle.
What my meaning is, taking down a couple of trees in each edge, in a straight line so you could get a clear view right through.
Of course, that'd do away with it as a maze, but I don't know as you'd approve of that.
No, I won't have that done yet.
I'll make a plan first, and let you have a copy.
Later on, if we find occasion, I'll think of what you say."
Humphreys was vexed and ashamed at the fiasco of the afternoon, and could not be satisfied
without making another effort that evening to reach the centre of the maze.
His irritation was increased by finding it without a single false step.
He had thoughts of beginning his plan at once, but the light was fading, and he felt that
By the time he had got the necessary materials together, work would be impossible.
Next morning, accordingly, carrying a drawing-board, pencils, compasses, cartridge-paper, and so forth,
some of which had been borrowed from the Coopers, and some found in the library cupboards,
he went to the middle of the maze, again without any hesitation, and set out his materials.
He was, however, delayed in making a start, the brambles and weeds that had obscured the column
and globe were now all cleared away, and it was for the first time possible to see clearly
what these were like.
The column was featureless, resembling those on which sun-dials are usually placed.
Not so the globe.
I have said that it was finely engraved with figures and inscriptions, and that, on a first
glance, Humphreys had taken it for a celestial globe, but he soon found that it did not answer
to his recollection of such things.
One feature seemed familiar, a winged serpent, Draco, encircled it about the place which
on a terrestrial globe is occupied by the equator.
But on the other hand, a good part of the upper hemisphere was covered by the outspread
wings of a large figure whose head was concealed by a ring at the pole or summit of the
hole.
Around the place of the head the words Prinkept penebrarum could be deciphered.
Reader's note,
Prynkeps Tenebrarum is the Prince of Darkness, end of reader's note.
In the lower hemisphere there was a space hatched all over with cross lines and marked
as Umbra mortis.
Reader's note, the shadow of death.
End of reader's note.
Near it was a range of mountains, and among them a valley with flames rising from it.
This was lettered.
Will you be surprised to learn it?
Valis Phileorum Hinum
Reader's note
The Valley of the Sons of Gehenna
End of Reader's note
Above and below Draco
were outlined various figures
Not unlike the pictures of the ordinary constellations
But not the same
Thus a nude man with the raised club
Was described not as Hercules
But as Cain
Another plunged up to his middle in earth
And stretching out despair
bearing arms was Kori, not Ophiuchus, and the third, hung by his hair to a snaky tree,
was Absalon.
Near the last, a man in long robes and high cap, standing in a circle and addressing two
shaggy demons who hovered outside, was described as Hostanes Megus, a character unfamiliar
to Humphreys.
Reader's note, Hostanes Megas is Hostanes, the maid.
of Xerxes, King of Persia. End of reader's note.
The scheme of the whole, indeed, seemed to be an assemblage of the patriarchs of evil,
perhaps not uninfluenced by a study of Dante. Humphreys thought it an unusual exhibition
of his great-grandfather's taste, but reflected that he had probably picked it up in Italy,
and had never taken the trouble to examine it closely. Certainly, had he set much store by it,
he would not have exposed it to wind and weather.
He tapped the metal, it seemed hollow and not very thick,
and, turning from it, addressed himself to his plan.
After half an hour's work, he found it was impossible to get on without using a clue,
so he procured a roll of twine from clutterum,
and laid it out along the alleys from the entrance to the centre,
tying the end to the ring at the top of the globe.
This expedient helped him to set out a rough plan before luncheon,
and in the afternoon he was able to draw it in more neatly.
Towards tea-time Mr. Cooper joined him,
and was much interested in his progress.
Now this, said Mr. Cooper, laying his hand on the globe,
and then drawing it away hastily.
Woo!
holds the heat, doesn't it?
To a surprising degree, Mr. Humphreys.
I suppose this metal, copper, isn't it?
Would be an insulator, or conductor, or whatever they call it.
The sun has been pretty strong this afternoon,
said Humphreys, evading the scientific point.
But I didn't notice the globe had got hot.
No, it doesn't seem very hot to me, he added.
Odd, said Mr. Cooper.
Now I can't hardly bear my hand on it.
Something in the difference of temperament between us, I suppose.
I dare say you're a chilly subject, Mr. Humphreys.
I'm not, and that's where the distinction lies.
All this summer I've slept, if you'll believe me,
practically in statue quo,
and had my morning tub as cold as I could get it, day out and day in.
Let me assist you with that string.
It's all right, thanks, but if you'll collect some of these pencils and things that are lying about,
I shall be much obliged.
Now, I think we've got everything, and we might get back to the house.
They left the maze, Humphrey's rolling up the clue as they went.
The night was rainy.
Most unfortunately it turned out that whether I had,
Cooper's fault or not, the plan had been the one thing forgotten the evening before. As was
to be expected, it was ruined by the wet. There was nothing for it, but to begin again.
The job would not be a long one this time. The clue, therefore, was put in place once more,
and a fresh start made. But Humphreys had not done much before an interruption came in the shape
of Coulton with a telegram. His late chief in London wanted to consult him. Only a brief
interviewers wanted, but the summons was urgent. This was annoying, yet it was not really
upsetting. There was a train available in half an hour, and, unless things went very cross,
he could be back, possibly by five o'clock, certainly by eight. He gave the plan to Calton
to take to the house, but it was not worthwhile to remove the clue. All went as he had hoped.
He spent a rather exciting evening in the library, for he lighted to-night upon a cupboard where
some of the rarer books were kept.
When he went up to bed, he was glad to find that the servant had remembered to leave his curtains
undrawn, and his windows open.
He put down his light, and went to the window which commanded a view of the garden and the
park.
It was a brilliant moonlit night.
In a few weeks' time the sonorous winds of autumn would break up all this calm.
But now the distant woods were in a deep stillness.
The slopes of the lawns were shining with dew.
the colours of some of the flowers could almost be guessed.
The light of the moon just caught the cornice of the temple
and the curve of its leaden dome,
and Humphreys had to own that, so seen,
these conceits of a past age, have a real beauty.
In short, the light, the perfume of the woods,
and the absolute quiet,
called up such kind old associations in his mind
that he went on ruminating them
for a long, long time.
As he turned from the window, he felt he had never seen anything more complete of its sort.
The one feature that struck him with a sense of incongruity was a small Irish yew, thin and black,
which stood out like an outpost of the shrubbery through which the maze was approached.
That, he thought, might as well be away.
The wonder was that anyone should have thought it would look well.
in that position. However, next morning, in the press of answering letters and going over books
with Mr. Cooper, the Irish U was forgotten. One letter, by the way, arrived this day, which has
to be mentioned. It was from that Lady Wardrop, whom Miss Cooper had mentioned, and it renewed
the application which she had addressed to Mr. Wilson. She pleaded, in the first place, that
she was about to publish a book of mazes, and earnestly desired to engage to
include the plan of the Wilsthorpe maze, and also that it would be a great kindness if Mr. Humphreys
could let her see it, if at all, at an early date, since she would soon have to go abroad
for the winter months. Her house at Bentley was not far distant, so Humphreys was able to send
a note by hand to her, suggesting the very next day, or the day after, for her visit.
It may be said at once that the messenger brought back a most grateful answer to the
effect that the morrow would suit her admirably.
The only other event of the day was that the plan of the maze was successfully finished.
This night, again, was fair and brilliant and calm, and Humphreys lingered almost as long at his
window. The Irish Hugh came to his mind again as he was on the point of drawing his curtains,
but either he had been misled by a shadow the night before, or else the shrub was not really
so obtrusive as he had fancied. Anyhow, he saw no reason for interfering with it. What
he would do away with, however, was a clump of dark growth which had usurped a place against
the house wall, and was threatening to obscure one of the lower range of windows. It did not
look as if it could possibly be worth keeping. He fancied it dank and unhealthy, little as he
could see of it. Next day, it was a Friday, he had arrived at Wilthorpe on a
Monday, Lady Wardrop came over in her car soon after luncheon. She was a stout, elderly person,
very full of talk of all sorts, and particularly inclined to make herself agreeable to Humphreys,
who had gratified her very much by his ready granting of her request. They made a thorough
exploration of the place together, and Lady Wardrop's opinion of her host obviously rose
sky-high when she found that he really knew something of gardening.
she entered enthusiastically into all his plans for improvement but agreed that it would be a vandalism to interfere with the characteristic laying out of the ground near the house with the temple she was particularly delighted and said she
do you know mr humphreys i think your bailiff must be right about those lettered blocks of stern one of my mazes i am sorry to say the stupid people have destroyed it now it was at a place in hampshire had the track marked out in that way
There were tiles there, but letters just like yours, and the letters, taken in the right order,
formed an inscription.
What it was, I forget something about Theseus and Ariadne.
I have a copy of it as well as the plan of the maze where it was.
How people can do such things!
I shall never forgive you if you injure your maze!
Do you know they are becoming very uncommon?
Almost every year I hear of one being grubbed up.
Now do let's get straight to it.
If you're too busy, I know my way there perfectly, and I'm not afraid of getting lost in it.
I know too much about mazes for that.
Though I remember missing my lunch not so very long ago, either, through getting entangled in the
one at Busbury.
Well, of course, if you can manage to come with me, that will be all the nicer."
After this confident prelude, Justice would seem to require that Lady Wardrop should have been
hopelessly muddled by the Will's thought for Mays.
Nothing of that kind happened.
Yet it is to be doubted whether she got all the enjoyment from her new specimen that she expected.
She was interested, keenly interested, to be sure, and pointed out Sir Humphrey's a series
of little depressions in the ground, which, she thought, marked the places of the lettered blocks.
She told him, too, what other mazes resembled his most closely in arrangement, and explained
how it was usually possible to date a maze to within twenty years, by means of its plan.
This one, she already knew, must be about as old as 1780, and its features were just what
might be expected.
The globe, furthermore, completely absorbed her.
It was unique in her experience, and she pored over it for long.
I should like a rubbing of that, she said, if it could possibly be made.
Yes, I am sure you would be most kind about it, Mr. Humphries, but I trust you won't attempt
it on my account.
I do, indeed.
I should not like to take any liberties here.
I have the feeling that it might be resented.
Now, confess, she went on turning and facing Humphreys.
Don't you feel—haven't you felt ever since you came in here that a watch is being kept on us,
and that if we overstepped the mark in any way there would be a—well, a pounce?
No, I do, and I don't care how soon we are outside the gate.
After all, she said, when they were once more on their way to the house.
It may have been only the airlessness and the dull heat of that place but pressed on my brain.
Still, I'll take back one thing, I said.
I'm not sure that I shan't forgive you after all if I find next spring that that maze has been grubbed up.
Whether or no that's done, you shall have the plan, Lady Wardrop.
I have made one, and no later than tonight I can trace your copy.
Admirable!
A pencil tracing will be all I want, with an indication of the sort of the same.
scale. I can easily have it brought into line with the rest of my plates. Many, many thanks."
Very well. You shall have that to-morrow. I wish you could help me to a solution of my block
puzzle. "'What, those stones in the summer-house?'
"'That is a puzzle. They are in no sort of order?'
Of course not. But the men who put them down must have had some directions. Perhaps you'll find
a paper about it among your uncle's things. If not, you'll have to call in somebody who's an expert
in ciphers."
"'Advise me about something else, please,' said Humphreys.
"'That bush-thing under the library window. You would have that away, wouldn't you?'
"'Which? That—oh, I think not,' said Lady Wardrop.
"'I can't see it very well from this distance, but it's not unsightly.'
"'Perhaps you're right. Only, looking out of my window just above it last night, I thought
it took up too much room. It doesn't seem to, as one sees it from here,
certainly. Very well. I'll leave it alone for a bit.
T. was the next business. T. was the next business. Soon after which, Lady Wardrop drove off,
but halfway down the drive she stopped the car and beckoned to Humphreys, who was still on the
front door steps. He ran to glean her parting words, which were,
"'It just occurs to me, it might be worth your while to look at the underside of those stones.
They must have been numbered, mustn't they?'
good-bye again home please the main occupation of this evening at any rate was settled the tracing of the plan for lady war-drop and the careful collation of it with the original meant a couple of hours work at least
accordingly soon after nine humphreys had his materials put out in the library and began it was a still stuffy evening windows had to stand open and he had more than one grisly encounter with a bat
These unnerving episodes made him keep the tail of his eye on the window.
Once or twice it was a question whether there was not a bat, but something more considerable,
that had a mind to join him.
How unpleasant it would be if someone had slipped noiselessly over the sill and was crouching
on the floor!
The tracing of the plan was done.
It remained to compare it with the original, and to see whether any paths had been wrongly
closed or left open.
With one finger on each paper he traced out the course that must be followed from the entrance.
There were one or two slight mistakes, but here near the centre was a bad confusion, probably
due to the entry of the second or third bat.
Before correcting the copy, he followed out carefully the last turnings of the path on the
original.
These at least were right.
They led without a hitch to the middle space.
Here was a feature which need not be repeated on the copy.
an ugly black spot about the size of a shilling.
Ink?
No.
It resembled a hole, but how should a hole be here?
He stared at it with tired eyes.
The work of tracing had been very laborious, and he was drowsy and oppressed.
But surely this was a very odd hole.
It seemed to go not only through the paper, but through the table on which it lay.
Yes, and through the floor below that, down and still down, even into infinite depth.
depths. He craned over it, utterly bewildered. Just as, when you were a child, you may have
poured over a square inch of counterpane, until it became a landscape with wooded hills, and perhaps
even churches and houses, and you lost all thought of the true size of yourself, and it.
So this hole seemed to Humphreys for the moment the only thing in the world. For some reason
it was hateful to him from the first. But he had gazed at it for some
some moments before any feeling of anxiety came upon him. And then it did come, stronger and stronger,
a horror, lest something might emerge from it, and a really agonizing conviction that a terror
was on its way, from the sight of which he would not be able to escape. Oh, yes, far, far down,
there was a movement, and the movement was upwards, towards the surface. Nearer and nearer it came,
and it was of a blackish grey colour, with more than one dark hole. It took shape as a face,
a human face, a burnt human face, and with the odious writhings of a wasp creeping out of a rotten
apple, they clambered forth an appearance of a form, waving black arms, prepared to clasp the
head that was bending over them. With a convulsion of despair, Humphreys threw himself back,
struck his head against a hanging lamp, and fell. There was concussion of the head.
the brain, shock to the system, and a long confinement to bed.
The doctor was badly puzzled, not by the symptoms, but by a request which Humphreys made
to him as soon as he was able to say anything.
I wish you would open the ball in the maze.
"'Hardly enough room there I should have thought,' was the best answer he could summon
up.
But it's more in your way than mine.
My dancing days are over.'
At which Humphreys muttered and turned over to sleep, and the doctor intimated to the nurses
that the patient was not out of the wood yet.
When he was better able to express his views, Humphreys made his meaning clear, and received
a promise that the thing should be done at once.
He was so anxious to learn the result that the doctor, who seemed a little pensive next
morning, saw that more harm than good would be done by saving up his report.
"'Well,' he said,
"'I'm afraid the ball is done for.
"'The metal must have worn thin, I suppose.
"'Anyhow, it went all to bits
"'with the first blower of the chisel.'
"'Well, go on, do,' said Humphreys impatiently.
"'Oh, you wanted to know what we found in it, of course.
"'Well, it was half full of stuff like ashes.'
"'Aches? What did you make of them?'
"'I haven't thoroughly examined them yet.
"'There's hardly been time.
but cooper's made up his mind i dare say from something i said that it's a case of cremation now don't excite yourself my good sir yes i must allow i think he's probably right
the maze is gone and lady wardrop has forgiven humphreys in fact i believe he married her niece she was right to in her conjecture that the stones in the temple were numbered there had been a numeral painted on the bottom of each
Some few of these had rubbed off, but enough remained to enable Humphreys to reconstruct the inscription.
It ran thus, Penetrans ad interiora mortis.
Reader's note. Penetrating into the interior places of death.
End of reader's note.
Grateful as Humphreys was to the memory of his uncle, he could not quite forgive him
for having burnt the journals and letters of the James Wilson, who had
gifted Willsthorpe with the maze and the temple.
As to the circumstances of that ancestor's death and burial, no tradition survived.
But his will, which was almost the only record of him accessible, assigned an unusually generous
legacy to a servant who bore an Italian name.
Mr. Cooper's view is that, humanly speaking, all these many solemn events have a meaning for
us if our limited intelligence permitted of our disintegrating it.
While Mr. Calton has been reminded of an aunt now gone from us, who, about the year 1866,
had been lost for upwards of an hour and a half in the maze at Covent Gardens, or it might
be Hampton Court.
One of the oddest things in the whole series of transactions is that the book which contained
the parable has entirely disappeared.
has never been able to find it since he copied out the passage to send to lady wardrobe the end of mr humphries and his inheritance from ghost stories of an antiquary and the end of that book by m r james
