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Kitchener's Mob Adventures of an American in the British Army by James Norman Hall audiobook. Genre: biography In 1914, as Europe slides into war, young American James Norman Hall makes an impulsive decision that will reshape his life: he crosses the Atlantic to enlist in the British Army. Thrown into the swelling ranks of Kitchener's New Army - the citizen volunteers nicknamed 'Kitchener's Mob' - Hall moves from recruiting offices and drilling grounds to the hard routine of camps, transport, and finally the grim logic of the Western Front. With a reporter's eye and a soldier's growing awareness, he captures the odd mix of comedy and terror that defines military life: the bureaucratic tangles, the relentless marching, the small kindnesses between strangers, and the sudden, intimate dangers of trench warfare. As he learns to live by orders, luck, and loyalty to the men beside him, Hall also wrestles with what it means to fight for a country that is not his own. Part memoir, part battlefield sketchbook, this vivid account explores courage, disillusionment, and the thin line between adventure and catastrophe in the first years of World War I. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:08:48) Chapter 02 (00:17:56) Chapter 03 (00:44:59) Chapter 04 (01:04:07) Chapter 05 (01:20:45) Chapter 06 (01:48:23) Chapter 07 (02:08:03) Chapter 08 (02:32:40) Chapter 09 (02:49:45) Chapter 10 (03:29:00) Chapter 11 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall, Chapter 1. Note, this brief narrative is by no means a complete record of life in a battalion in one of Lord Kitchener's First Armies. It is rather a story in outline, a mere suggestion of that life that has lived in the British lines along the Western Front. If those who regain thereby a more intimate view of trench warfare and the men who are so gallantly and cheerfully laying down their lives for England, the purpose of the writer will have been accomplished.

Kitchener's Mobb, Chapter 1, joining up. Kitchener's Mob, they were called in the early days of August 1914, when London hoardings were clamorous with the first calls for volunteers. The seasoned regulars of the first British Expeditionary Force said it patronizingly, the great British public, hopefully the world at large doubtfully. Kitchener's Mob. When there was but a scant 60,000 under arms,

with millions yet to come. Kitchener's Mob. It remains today fighting in hundreds of thousands in France, Belgium, Africa, the Balkans. And tomorrow, when the war is ended, who will come marching home again? Old campaigners. War won remnants of once mighty armies.

Kitchener's Mob It is not a pleasing name for the greatest volunteer army in the history of the world for more than three millions of toughened, disciplined fighting men united under one flag all parts of one magnificent military organization. And yet, Kitchener's own tommies are responsible for it, the rank and file, with their inherent love of ridicule, even at their own expense, and their intense dislike of swank.

They fastened the name upon themselves, lest the world at large should think they regarded themselves too highly. There it hangs. There it will hang for all time. It was on the 18th of August, 1914, that the mob spirit gained its mastery over me. After three weeks of solitary tramping in the mountains of North Wales, I walked suddenly into news of the Great War,

and when it wants to London with a longing for home, which seemed strong enough to carry me through the week of idleness until my boat should sail. But in a spirit of adventure, I suppose, I tempted myself with the possibility of assuming the increasingly popular alias, Atkins. On two successive mornings, I joined the long line of prospective recruits before the officers at Great Scotland Yard, withdrawing each time, after moving a convenient distance towards the desk of the recruiting sergeant. Disregarding the proven fatality of third times, I joined it on another morning, dangerously near the head of the procession. Now then you, step along.

There is something compelling about a military command given by a military officer accustomed to being obeyed. While the doctors were thumping me, measuring me, and making an inventory of physical peculiarities, if any, I tried to analyze my unhesitating, almost instinctive reaction to that stern, confident. Step along. Was it an act of weakness, a want of character?

Evidence by my inability to say no, or was it the blood of military forebearers, asserting itself after many years of in a nation? The latter conclusion being the more pleasing, I decided that I was the grandson of my Civil War grandfather and the worthy descendant of stalwart warriors of a yet earlier period. I was frank with the recruiting officers.

I admitted rather boasted of my American citizenship, but expressed my entire willingness to serve in the British Army in case this should not expatriate me. I had in fact delayed, hoping that an American Legion would be formed in London, as had been done in Paris. The announcement was received for some surprise. A brief conference was held, during which there was much vigorous shaking of heads. While I awaited the decision, I thought of the steamship ticket in my pocket. I remembered that my boat was to sail on Friday.

I thought of my plans for the future, and anticipated joy of an early homecoming. Sent against this was the prospect of an indebt of an indebted. period of soldiering among strangers. Three years of their duration of the war with the terms of the enlistment contract. I had visions of bloody engagements of feverish nights in hospital, of endless years in a home for disabled soldiers. The conference was over, and the recruiting officer returned to his desk, smiling broadly. And we'll take you, my lad. If you want to join, you'll just say you are an Englishman, won't you as a matter of formality? Here was an avenue of

of escape, beckoning me like an alluring country road winding over the hills of home. I refused it with the same instinctive swiftness of decision that had brought me to the medical inspection room. And a few moments later I took the King's Shilling and promised upon my oath as a loyal British subject to bear true allegiance to the Union Jack. During the completion of other less important formalities, I was taken in charge by a sergeant who might have stepped out of any the Barrick room ballot. He was true to type to the last twist in S of Atkins.

He told me of service in India, Egypt, South Africa. He showed me both scars and metals with an air of, "'Nah, I wouldn't do this for anyone but you,' which is so flattering to the novice. He gave me advice as to my best method of procedure when I should go to Hanselah Barracks to join my unit. And here, whatever you do and whatever you say, don't forget to make the lads think you're an out-and-outer. If you understand my meaning, a Britisher, you know, they'll take you, strike me blind.

Be free and easy with him, no swank, mind you, and they'll be downright pals with you. You're different, you know, but don't put on no airs. What I mean is, don't let them think you think you're different. See what I mean? I said that I did. And another thing, talk like him. I confess that this might prove to be a rather large contract. I'd say I, if I'd for a day, I'd have you talking like a born Londoner.

All you got to do is forget all them anxious, and you don't want to say can't. Say that. Say quaint. I said it. No, say, gorelly. All right, how's the misses? I did.

That's right. Oh, you'll get the swing of it. There was much more instruction of the same nature. By the time I was ready to leave the recruiting offices, I felt I had made great progress in the vernacular. I said goodbye to the Sergeant warmly, as I was about to leave. He made the most peculiar and amusing gesture of a man drinking. A pint a mile to bidder, he said confidently.

The boys always give me the price of a pint. Right your, Sergeant. I used the expression like a born Englishman. And with the liberty of a true soldier, I gave him my shilling, my first day's wages as a British fighter. man. The remainder of the week I spent mingling with the crowds of enlisted men at the Horse Guards Parade, watching the bulletin boards for the appearance of my name, which would mean that I was to report to the Regimental Depot in Hanslow. My first impression of the men with whom I was

to live for three years or the duration of the war was anything but favorable. The newspapers had been asserting that the new army was being recruited from the flower of England's young manhood. The throng at the Horse Guard parade resembled an army of unemployed, and I thought it likely that most of them were misfits out of works, the kind of men who joined the army because they can do nothing else. There were in fact a good many of these. I soon learned, however, that the general out-at-elbo's appearance was due to another cause. A genial cocky gave me the hint.

Have you joined up, mate, he asked. I told him that I had. Well, here's a friendly tip for you. Don't wear them good clothes when you goes to the depot. You won't see them again likely, and if you gets through the war, you might be a wanton of them. Wear the worst brags you got. I profited by the advice, and when I fell in with the other recruits for the Royal Fall Assyers, I felt much more at my ease.

End of Chapter 1. Chapter 2 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. This is a Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public don't. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibraFox.org. Recording by Mike Vendetti, Mikevendetti.com Kitchen's Mop by James Norman Hall. Chapter 2. Rookies A mob is genuinely descriptive of the array of woodby soldiers which crowded the long

parade ground at Honsloaf Barracks during that memorable week in August. We herded together like so many sheep. We had lost our individuality, and it was to be months before we regained it in a new aspect, a collective individuality, of which we became increasingly proud. We squeak, squawked across the barrack-square in boots which felt large enough for an entire family of feet. Our khaki service-dress uniforms were strange and uncomfortable. Our hands hung limply along the seams of our pocketless trousers, having no place in which to conceal them and nothing for them to do. We tried to ignore them.

Many a Tommy in a moment of forgetfulness would make a dive for the friendly pockets which were no longer there. The look of sheepish disappointment, as his hands lit limply down his trouser leg was most comical to see. Before many days we learned the uses to which soldiers' hands were put. But for the moment, they seemed absurdly unnecessary. We must have been unpromising material from the military point of view. That was evidently the opinion of my own platoon sergeant. I remember word for word, his address of welcome, one of soldier-like brevity, and pointed this, delivered while we stood awkwardly at attention on the barrack square.

Listen here, you, man. I've never seen such a raw, round-soldier batch of rookies in fifteen-year service. You're pasty-faced, and your thin-chested. God help his majesty, if it ever lays with you to save him. However, we're here to do what we can with what we got. Now then, upon the command, form fours. I want to see the even numbers. Take pace to the rear with the left foot, and one to the right with the right foot.

Like so. One, one, two. Platoon, form fours. Oh, awful, awful as ye are as ye were. If there was doubt in the minds of any of us as to our rawness, It was quickly dispelled by our platoon sergeants, regulators of long-standing who had been left in England to assist in whipping the new armies into shape.

Naturally, they were disgruntled at this, and we offered them such splendid opportunities for working off over charges of spleen. We had come to Hanslo, believing that within a few weeks' time we should be fighting in France, signed by side with the men of the first British expeditionary force. Lord Kitchener had said that six months of training

at the least was essential. This statement we regarded as intentionally misleading. Lord Kitchener was too shrewd a soldier to announce his plans, but England needed men badly, immediately. After a week of training, we should be proficient in the use of our rifles. In addition to this, all that was needed was the ability to form fours in march and column of route, to the station where we should entrain for Folkestone or Southampton and France. As soon as the battalion was up to strength. We were given a day of preliminary drill before proceeding to our future training area in Essex. It was a disillusioning experience. Equally disappointing was the undignified display of our little skill at Charing Cross Station, where we performed before a large and amused London audience.

For my own part, I could scarcely wait until we were safely hidden within the train. During the journey to Cholster, a re-enlisted Boer War Ville. veteran, from the inaccessible heights of South African experience, inflated us with a fire of sarcastic comment. I'm going to transfer out of this air mob. It's what I'm going to do. Soldiers say, I'd bet a quid ain't a one of you ever saw a rifle before. Soldiers strike me pink. What's kind of Lord Kuchera doing? That's what I don't know. The rest of us smoked in wrathful silence,

until one of the boys demonstrated to the Boer War veteran that he knew at least how to use his fists. There was some bloodshed, followed by reluctant apologies on the part of the Boer warrior. It was one of innumerable differences of opinion which I witnessed during the months that followed, and most of them were settled in the same decisive way. Although mine was a London regiment,

we had men in the ranks from all parts of the United Kingdom. there were north countrymen a few welsh scotch and irish men from the midlands and from the south of england but for the most part we were cockneys born within the sound of bow bells i had planned to follow the friendly advice of the recruiting sergeant doglegum he had said therefore i struggled bravely with the peculiarities of the cockney twang recklessly dropped aches when i should have kept them and prefixed them indiscriminately before every convenient aspirate. But all my efforts were useless. The impression was apparent to my fellow tommies immediately. I had only to begin speaking within the hearing of a genuine cockney when he would say, hello, where do you come from? The Stites? Or, I've been a tenor, you're a yank. I decided to make a confession, and have been glad ever since that I did. The boys gave me a warm and hearty welcome when they learned that I was a sure-enough American. They called me Jamie the Yank, I was a piece of tangible evidence of the bond of sympathy

existing between the two great English-speaking nations. I told them of the many Americans of German extraction whose sympathies were honestly and sincerely on the other side, but they would not have it so. I was the personal representative of the American people. My presence in the British Army was proof positive of this. Being an American, it was very hard at first to understand the class distinctions of British Army life, and having understood them, it was more difficult

yet to endure them. I learned that a ranker, or private soldier, is a socially inferior being from the officer's point of view. The officer class and rancor class are east and west, and never the twain shall meet, except in the respective places upon the parade ground. This does not hold good to the same extent upon active service. Hardships and dangers should. shared in common, tend to break down artificial barriers. But even then, although there was goodwill and friendliness between officers and men, I saw nothing of genuine comradeship. This seemed to me a great pity. It was a loss for the officers fully as much as it was for the men. I had to accept, for convenience sake, the fact of my social inferiority. Centuries of army tradition demanded

it, and I discovered that it was absolutely futile, for one time. inconsequential American to rebel against the unshakable fortresses of English tradition. Nearly all of my comrades were used to clear-cut class distinctions in civilian life. It made little difference to them that some of our officers were recruits as raw as were we ourselves. They had money enough and education enough and influence enough to secure the King's commission. And that fact was proof enough for Tommy that they were gentlemen, and therefore too good for the likes of him to be associating with. Look here, ain't a gentleman a gentleman?

I'm asking you, ain'ty? I saw the futility of discussing this question with Tommy, and later I realized how important for British Army discipline such distinctions are. So great is the force of prevailing opinion that I sometimes found myself accepting Tommy's point of view. I wondered if I was, for some eugenic reason, the inferior of these men whom I had,

had to sir and salute whenever I dared speak. Such lapses were only occasional, but I understood, for the first time, how important a part's circumstance and environment play in shaping one's mental attitude. Now I longed at times to chat with colonels and joke with captains on terms of equality. Whenever I confided these aspirations to Tommy, he gazed at me in awe. Don't be a bloomin'idget! Take a jolly well hang you for that! End of Chapter 2.

Chapter 3 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. This is a Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. Recording by Mike Vendetti.com. Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall, Chapter 3. The Mob in Training The Enth Service Battalion Royal Fusiliers

on the march was a sight not easily to be forgotten. To the inhabitants of Colchester, Folkestone, Shorncliffe, Aldershot, and other towns and villages throughout the south of England, we were well known. We displayed ourselves with what must have seemed to them a shameless disregard for appearances. Our approach was announced by a discordant tumult of fives and drums, for our band, of which we became later justly proud, was a newly fledged and still imperfect organization. windows were flung up and doors thrown open along our line of march but alas we were greeted with no welcome glances of kindly approval no waving of handkerchiefs no clapping of hands nursemaids who are said to have a nice and discriminating eye for soldiery gazed and amused and contemptuous silence as we passed children looked at us in wide-eyed wonder only the dumb beasts were demonstrative

and they in a manner which was not at all to our liking dogs barked and sedate old family horses which would stand placidly at the curbing while fire-engines thundered past with bells clanging and sirens shrieking pricked up their ears at our approach, and, after one startled glance, galloped madly away and disappeared in clouds of dust, far in the distance. We knew why the nursemaids were cool, and why family horses developed hysteria with such startling suddenness, but in our pride we did not see, that which we did not wish to see. Therefore, we marched, or, to be more truthful, shambled on, shouting lusty choruses with an air of boisterous gaiety, which was anything but genuine. You do as I do, and you'll do all right. Fall in and follow me.

Was a favorite with No. 12 platoon. Their enthusiasm might have carried conviction had it not been for their personal appearance, which certainly did not. Number 15, platoon would strive manfully for a hearing with steadily shoulder to shoulder steadily blade, by blade, marching along, sturdy and strong, like the boys of the old brigade. As a strictly accurate historian, I must confess, that none of these assertations were quite true. We marched neither steadily nor shoulder to shoulder, nor blade by blade. We staggered,

all over the road, and kept step only with the sergeant major doubling forward, warning us with threats of extra drills to keep in our fours and pick it up. In fact, the boys of the old brigade, whoever they may have been, would have scornfully repudiated any suggestion that we resembled them in any respect. They would have been justified in doing so had any of them seen us at the end of six weeks of training, for however reluctantly we were forced to admit that Sergeant Harris was right, when he called us a raw bunch of rookies. Unpromising we were not.

There was good stuff in the ranks, the material from which real soldiers, are made and were made, but it had not yet been rounded into shape. We were still nothing more than a homogeneous assembly of individuals. We declined to accept the responsibility for the seeming slowness of our progress. We threw it unhesentedly upon the war office, which had not equipped us in a manner befitting our new station in life. Although we were recruited immediately after the outbreak of war, less than half of our number had been provided with uniforms. Many still wore old civilian clothing, others were dressed in canvas fatigue suits, or the worn-out uniforms of policemen and tram-car conductors.

Every old clothes shop on petticoat lane must have contributed its allotment of cast-off apparel. Our arms and equipment were of an equally nondescript character. We might easily have been mistaken for a mob of vagrants, which had pillaged the 17th-century arsenal, With a few slight changes in costuming for the sake of historical fidelity, we would have served as a citizen army for a realistic motion picture drama depicting an episode in the French Revolution. We derived what comfort we could from the knowledge that we were but one of many battalions of Kitchener's first hundred thousand equipped in the same makeshift fashion.

We did not need the repeated assurances of cabinet ministers that England was not prepared for war. We were in a position to know that she was not. Otherwise, there had been an unpardonable lack of foresight in high places. Supplies came in driblets. Each night when parades for the day were over, there was a rush for the orderly room bulletin board, which was scanned eagerly for news of an early issue of clothing. As likely as not, we were disappointed, but occasionally jaded hopes arrived. Number 15 platoon will parade at 4 p.m. on Thursday the 24th for boots, patis, braces, and service dress caps. Number 15 is our platoon.

Promptly at the hour set, we halt and right turn in front of the quartermaster stores marquee. The quartermaster is there with pencil and notebook, and immediately takes charge of the proceedings. All men needing boots. One pace step forward. March? The platoon 65 strong. steps forward as one man.

All men needing braces, one step back, march. Again we move as a unit. The quartermaster hesitates for a moment, but he is a resourceful man and has been through this many times before. We all need boots, quite right? But the question is, who need them most? Undoubtedly, those whose feet

are most in evidence through worn souls and tattered uppers. Adapting this sight test, he eliminates more than half the platoon, whereupon, by a further process of elimination, due to the fact that he has only sizes seven and eight, he selects the fortunate twelve who are to walk dry-shod. The same method of procedure is carried out in selecting the braces, private rentals, whose trousers are held in place by a wonderful mechanism composed of shoelaces and bits of string, receives a pair. Likewise, Private Stebenros, who, at the aid of safety pins, has fashioned coat and trousers

into an ingenious one-piece garment. Caps and petees are distributed with like impartiality, and we dismiss the unfortunate ones growling and grumbling in discreet undertones until the platoon commander is out of hearing, where upon the murmurs of discontent become loudly articulate. It. Kitchener Ragtime Army, I calls it, growls the veteran of South African fame. Ain't we an handsome lot of posy wallopers? Service? We ain't never a-go-sease service.

You blokes won't but watch me. I'm a-go-to-grease off out of this mob. No one remonstrated with this deservedly unpopular reservist when he grumbled about the shortage of supplies. He voiced the general sentiment. We all felt that we would like to grease off out of it. Our deficiencies in clothing and equipment were met by the government with what seemed to us amazing slowness.

However, Tommy is a sensible man. He realized that England had a big contract to fulfill, and that the first duty was to provide for the armies in the field. France, Russia, Belgium, all were looking to England for supplies. Kitchener's mob must wait, trusting to the genius for organization, the faculty for getting things done, of its great and worthy chief, K of K. Our housing accommodations throughout the Ottoman winter of 1914 through 1915, when England was in such urgent need of shelter for her rapidly increasing army, were also of the makeshift order. We slept in leaky tents, or in hastily constructed wooden shelters, many of which were afterward condemned, by the medical inspectors.

St. Martin's Plain, Shorncliffe, was an ideal camping site for pleasant summer weather, but when the autumn rain set in, the green pasture land became a quagmire. Mud was the great reality of our lives, the malignant deity which we fell down in and perpetuated with profane rites.

It was a thin, watery mud, or a thick, viscous mud, as the steady downpour increased or diminished. Late in November, we were moved to a city of wooden huts at Sandling Junction to make room for newly recruited units. The dwellings were but half finished, the drains were open ditches, and the rains descended and the floods came as usual. We lived an amphibious and wretched existence until January,

when to our great joy we were transferred to billets in the metropole, one of Folkestone's most fashionable hotels. To be sure, we slept on bare floors, but the roof was rain-proof, which was the essential thing. An aesthetically inclined could lie in their blankets at night, gazing at richly gilded mirrors over the mantelpieces and beautifully frescoed ceilings,

refurnishing our apartments in all their former splendor. Private Henry Morgan was not of this type. Henry came in one evening, rather the worse for liquor and with clubbed musket assaulted his unlovely reflection in the expensive mirror. I believe he's still paying for his lack of restraint at the rate of sixpence per day, and we'll have cancelled his obligation by January 1921, if the war continues until that time. Although we were poorly equipped and sometimes wretchedly housed, the commissariat was excellent and on the most generous scale from the very beginning.

Indeed, there was nearly as much food wasted as eaten. Naturally, the men made no complaint, although they regretted seeing such quantities of food thrown daily into the refuse barrels. I often felt that something should be done about it. Many exposés were, in fact, written from all parts of England. It was irritating to read of German efficiency in the presence of England's extravagant and unbusiness-like methods.

Tommy would say, Lord Lummy, ain't we got no pigs in England? That their food won't be wasted. We'll be eating it in sausages when we gets across the channel. Whereupon he dismissed the whole question from his mind. This seemed to me then the typical Anglo-Saxon attitude. Everywhere there was waste, muddle-headedness, and, apparently it was nobody's business, nobody's concern.

Camps were sighted in the wrong places and buildings erected only to be condemned. Tons of food. were purchased overseas transported across thousands of miles of ocean only to be thrown into refuse barrels. The government was robbed by avarice hotel keepers who made and were granted absurd claims for damages done to the property by billeted troops. But with vast new armies recruited overnight, it was not strange that there should be mismanagement and friction at first. As the months passed, there was a marked change for the better. British efficiency asserted itself. This was made evident to us in scores of ways. The distribution of supplies,

the housing and equipping of troops, their movements from one training area to another, at the last, we could only marvel that a great and complicated military machine had been so admirably and quickly perfected. Meanwhile, our rigorous training continued from week to week in all weathers, even the most inclement. Revely sounded a doubt. daybreak. For an hour before breakfast, we did Swedish drill, a system of gymnastics which brought every lazy and disused muscle into play. Two hours daily were given to musketry practice. We were instructed in the description and recognition of targets, the use of cover, but chiefly in the use of our rifles. Through constant handling, they became a part of us, a third arm, which we grew

to use quite instinctively. We fired the recruits and later the trained soldiers course in musketry on the rifle ranges at heath and aldershot, gradually improving our technique until we were able to fire with some accuracy, 15 rounds per minute. When we had achieved this difficult feat, we ceased to be recruits. We were skilled soldiers of the proud and illustrious order known as England's Mad Minute Men. After musketry practice, with the remainder of the day, was given to extended order, company and battalion drill. Twice weekly, we route-marched from 10 to 15 miles,

and at night, after the parades for the day were finished, boxing and wrestling contests arranged and encouraged by our officers, kept the red blood flowing through our bodies until lights out, sounded at 9 o'clock. The character of our training changed as we progressed. We were done with squad, platoon, and company drill. Then came field maneuvers, attacks in o'clock. open formation upon entrenched positions, finishing always with terrific bayonet charges.

There were mimic battles lasting all day, with from 10 to 20,000 men on each side, artillery, infantry, cavalry, aircraft, every branch of Army service, in fact, had a share in these exciting field days when we gained bloodless victories or died painless and easy death at the command of red-capped field judges. We rushed boldly to the charge, shouting lust to early, each man striving to be first at the enemy's position only to be intercepted by a staff officer on horseback, staying the tide of battle with uplifted hand. March your men back, officer. You're out of action. My word, you've made a beastly mess of it. You're not on church parade, you know. You advanced across the open for three quarters of a mile

in close column of platoons. Three batteries of field artillery and four machine guns have blown own you to blazes. You have a man left. Sometimes we reached our objective with less fearful slaughter, but at the moment when there should have been the sharp clash and clang of steel-on-steel, the cries and groans of men fighting for their lives, we heard the bugles from far and near, sounding the standby, and friend and enemy dropped warily to the ground for arrest while our officers assembled in conference around the motor of the divisional general.

All this was playing at war, and Tommy was fed up with play. As we marched back to barracks after a long day of monotonous field maneuvers, he eased his mind by making sarcastic comments upon this inconclusive kind of warfare. He began to doubt the good faith of the war office in calling ours a service battalion. As likely as not, we were for home defense and would never be sent abroad. Left, right, left, right, why did I join the army? Oh, why did I ever join Kitchener's mob? Oh, lummy, let's ever been blommy,

became the favorite homeward-bound marching song. And so he groused and grumbled after the manner of Tommy's the world over, and, in the meantime, he was daily approaching more nearly the standard of efficiency set by England's inexorable warlord. It was interesting to note the physical improvement in the men wrought by a life of healthy, well-ordered routine. My battalion was recruited largely from what is known in England as the lower middle classes. There were shop assistants, clerks, railway and city employees, tradesmen, and a generous sprinkling of common laborers. Many of them

had been used to indoor life. Practically all of them to city life and needed months of the hardest kind of training before they could be made physically fit, before they could be seasoned and toughened to withstand the hardships of active service. Plenty of hard work in the open air brought great and welcome changes. The men talked of their food and anticipated it with a zest which came from realizing for the first time the joy of being genuinely hungry. They watched their muscles harden with the satisfaction known to every normal man when he is becoming physically efficient. Food, exercise, and rest taken in wholesome quantities and at regular intervals were having the usual excellent results. For my own part,

I had never before been in such splendid health. I wish that it might at all times be possible for democracies to exercise a beneficent paternalism over the lives of their citizenry, at least in matters of health. It seems to be a very much. a great pity that the principle of personal freedom should be responsible for so many ill-shaped and ill-sorted physical incompetence. My fellow Tommies were living, really living, for the first time. They had never before known what it means to be radiantly, buoyantly healthy. There were, as well, more profound and subtle changes in thoughts and habits. The restraints of discipline and the very exacting character of military life and training gave them self-control.

mental alertness. At the beginning they were individuals no more cohesive than so many grains of wet sand. After nine months of training, they acted as a unit, obeying orders with that instinctive promptness of action which is so essential on the field of battle when men think scarcely at all. But it is true that what was their gain as soldiers was, to a certain extent, their loss as individuals. When we went on active service, I noted that men who were excellent followers were not infrequently lost when called upon for independent action. They had not been trained to take the initiative and had become so accustomed to having their thinking done for them that they often became confused and excited when they

had to do it for themselves. Discipline was an all-important factor in the daily grind. At the beginning of their training, the men of the new armies were generally dealt with. Adlauances were made for civilian frailties and shortcomings, but as they adapted themselves to change to conditions, restrictions became increasingly severe. Old privileges disappeared one by one. Individual liberty became a thing of the past. The men resented this bitterly for a time.

Fierce hatred of officers and NCOs were engendered, and there was much talk of revenge when we should get to the front. I used to look forward with misgiving to that day. It seemed probable that one night in the trenches would suffice for a wholesale slaughtering of officers. Old scores were to be paid off. Old grudges wiped out with our first issue of ball ammunition. Many a fist-bangged board at the wet canteen

gave proof of Tommy's earnestness. Shoot him? He would say rattling the beer glasses the whole length of the table with a mighty blow of his fist. Blimey right. That's all you got to do. Just wait till we get on the other side. But all these threats were forgotten, months before the time came for carrying them out. Once Tommy understood the reasonableness of severe discipline, he took his punishment for his offenses without complaint. He realized to the futility of kicking against the pricks.

In the army, he belonged to the government, body and soul. He might resent its treatment of him. He might behave like a sulky schoolboy, disobey order after order, and break rule after rule. In that case, he found himself checkmated at every turn. Punishment became more and more severe. No one was all and all concerned about his grievances. He might become a habitual offender from sheer stupidity.

But in doing so, he injured no one but himself. A few of these incorrigibles were discharged in disgrace. A few followed the lead of the Boer warrior. After many threats which we despaired of his ever carrying out, he finally greased off. He was immediately posted as a deserter, but to our great joy was never captured. With the disappearance of the malcontents and incorrigibles,

the battalions soon reached a high grade of efficiency. The physical incompetence were likewise ruthless, Weaklessly weeded out. All of us had passed a fairly tough examination at the recruiting offices, but many had physical defects which were discovered only by the test of actual training. In the early days of the war, requirements were much more severe than later. When England learned how great would be the need for men, many who later re-enlisted in other regiments were discharged as physically unfit for further military service. If the standard of conduct in my battalion is, any criterion, then I can say truthfully that there is very little crime in Lord Kitchener's

armies, either in England or abroad. The Jankers or Defaulters' squad was always rather large, but the Jankers' men were offenders against minor points and discipline. Their crimes were untidy appearance on parade, inattention in the ranks, tardiness at roll call, and others of the sort, all within the jurisdiction of a company officer. The punishment met it out varied according to the seriousness of the offense and the past conduct record of the offender. It usually consisted of from one to ten days CB, confined to barracks. During the period of his sentence, the offender was forbidden to leave camp

after the parades for the day were ended, and in order that he might have no opportunity to do so, he was compelled to answer his name at the guardroom whenever it should be sounded. Only twice in England did we have a general court-martial. The offense in each case being assault by a private upon an NCO, and the penalty awarded three months in the military prison at Aldershot. Tommy was quiet in law-abiding in England, his chief lapses being due to an exaggerated estimate of his capacity for beer.

In France, his conduct insofar as my observation goes has been splendid throughout. During six months in the trenches I saw but two instances of drunkenness, although I witnessed nearly everything which took place in my own battalion and heard the general gossip of many others. Never. Did I see or hear of a woman treated otherwise than courteously? Neither did I see or hear of any instances of looting or petty pilfering from the civilian inhabitants. It is true that the men had fewer opportunities for misconduct,

and they were fighting in a few. a friendly country. Even so, active service as we found it was by no means free from temptations. The admirable restraint of most of the men in the face of them was a fine thing to see. Frequent changes were made in methods of training in England to correspond with changing conditions of modern warfare as exemplified in the trenches. Textbooks on military tactics and strategy, which were the inspired gospel of the last generation of soldiers, became obsolete overnight. Experience gained in Indian mutiny wars

or on the veld in South Africa was of little value in the trenches or in Flanders. The emphasis shifted from open fighting to trench warfare, and the textbook which our officer studied was a typewritten serial issued semi-weekly by the war office and which was based on the dearly bought experience of officers at the front. We spent many a starry night on the hills above Folkstone, digging trenches and building dugouts according to general staff instructions,

and many a rainy one we came home, covered with mud, but happy in the thought that we were approximating as nearly as could be the experience of the boys at the front. Bomb-throwing squads were formed, and the best shots in the battalion, the men who had made marksman scores on the rifle ranges, were given daily instruction in the important business of sniping. More generous provision for the training of machine-gun teams was made, but so great was the lack in England of these important weapons

that for many weeks we drilled with wooden substitutes gaining such knowledge of machine-gunnery as we could from the study of our M.G manuals. These new duties, coming as an addition to our other work, meant an increased period of training. We were impatient to be at the front, but we realized by this time that Lord Tussain, Kitchener was serious in his demand that the men of the new armies be efficiently trained.

Therefore, we worked with a will, and at last, after nine months of monotonous toil, the order came. We were to proceed on active service. End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. This is a Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org, recording by Mike Vendetti. Mike Vendetti.com Kitchner's The Mob by James Norman Hall. Chapter 4

Ordered Abroad One Sunday morning in May we assembled on the Berwick Square at Aldershot for the last time. Every man was in full marching order. His rifle was the shortly enfilled Mark 4, his bayonet, the long, singled-edged blade in general use throughout the British Army. In addition to his arms, he carried 120 rounds of 303 caliber ammunition.

An entrenching tool, water bottle, haversack, containing both emergency and the day's rations, and his pack, strapped to shoulders and waist in such a way that the weight of it was equally distributed. His pack contained the following articles, a great coat, a woolen shirt, two or three pairs of socks, a change of underclothing, a housewife, the soldier's sewing kit, a towel, a cake of soap, and a hold-all, in which were a knife, fork, spoon, razor, shaving brush, toothbrush, and comb. All of these were useful, and sometimes essential, articles, particularly the toothbrush, which Tommy regarded as the best little instrument for cleaning the mechanism of a rifle ever invented. Strapped on top of the pack was the blanket roll, wrapped in a waterproof ground sheet,

and hanging beneath it, the canteen in its khaki cloth cover. Each man wore an identification disc on a cord about his neck. It was stamped with his name, regimental number, regiment, and religion. A first-eight field dressing consisting of an antiseptic gauze pad and bandage, and a small vial of iodine, sewn in the lighting of his tunic, completed the equipment. Physically the men were in the pink, as Tommy says.

They were clear-eyed, vigorous, alert, and as hard as nails. With their caps on, they looked the well-trained soldiers, which they were. But with caps removed, they resembled so many uniform convicts, less the prison pallor.

Oversey haircuts were the last tonsorial cry, and for several days previous to our departure, the Army hairdressers had been busily wielding the close-cutting clippers. Each of us had received a copy of Lord Kitchener's letter to the troops ordered abroad, a brief soldier-like statement of the standard of conduct which England expected her finding men. You are ordered abroad as a soldier of the king to help our French comrades against the invasion of a common enemy. You will have to perform a task which will need your courage, your energy, your patience.

Remember that the honor of the British Army depends upon your individual conduct. It will be your duty, not only to set an example of discipline and perfect steadiness under fire, but also to maintain the most friendly relations with those whom you are helping in this struggle. The operation in which you are engaged will, for the most part, take place in a friendly country, and you can do your own country no better service than in showing yourself, in France and Belgium, in the true character of a British soldier. Be invariably courteous, considerate, and kind, never do anything, likely to endure or destroy property, and always look upon looting as

a disgraceful act. You are sure to meet with a welcome and to be trusted, and your conduct must justify that welcome and that trust. Your duty cannot be done unless your health is sound, so keep constantly on your guard against any excesses. In this new experience, you may find temptations both in wine and women. You must entirely resist both temptations. And while treating all women with perfect courtesy, you should avoid any intimacy. Do your duty bravely, fear God. Honor the King. Kitchener Field Marshal. It was an effective appeal and a constant reminder to the men of the glorious traditions of the British Army. In the months that followed, I had opportunity to learn how deep and lasting, was the impression made upon them by Lord Kitchener's first, and I believe his

only letter to his soldiers. The machinery for moving troops in England works without the slightest friction. The men, transport, horses, commissarot, medical stores, and supplies of a battalion are entrained in less than half an hour. Everything is timed to the minute. Battalion after battalion and train after train. We moved out of Aldershot at half-hour intervals. Each train arrived at the port of embarkation on schedule time and pulled out on the docks by the side of a troop transport, great slate-colored liners, taken out of the merchant service. Not a moment was lost. The last man was aboard, and the last wagon on the crane swinging up over the ship's side as the next train came in. Ship by ship, we moved down the harbor in the twilight.

The boys crowding the rail on both sides, taking their farewell look at England, home. It was the last farewell for many of them, but there was no martial music, no waving of flags, no tearful goodbyes. Our farewell was as perxic as our long period of training had been. We were each one a very small part of a tremendous business organization which works without any of the display considered so essential in the old days. We left England without a cheer. There was not so much as the wave of the hand from the wharf, for, there was no one on the wharf to wave, with the exception of a few dark laborers, and they had seen too many soldiers off to the front to be sentimental about it.

It was a tense moment for the men, but trust Tommy to relieve a tense situation. As we steamed away from the landing ship, we passed a barge, loaded at the water's edge, with coal. Tommy has a song pat to every occasion. He enjoys, above all things, giving a ludicrous twist to a weepy ballad. when we were within hailing distance of the coal barge, he began singing one of this variety. Keep the home fires burning, to the smutty-faced barge hands.

Everyone joined in heartily, forgetting all about the solemnity of the leave-taking. Tommy is a prosaic chap. This was never more apparent to me than upon the pleasant evening in May when we said goodbye to England. The lights of home were twinkling their farewells, far in the distance.

every moment brought us nearer to the great adventure. We were off to the wars to take our places in the far-flung battle line. Here was romance lavishly offering gifts dearest to the hearts of youth, offering them to clerks, barbers, tradesmen, draperers, assistants, men who had never known an adventure more thrilling than a holiday excursion to the Isle of Man or a week of cycling in Kent, and they accepted them.

with all the stolidity native to Englishmen. The eyes of the world were upon them. They had become the knights-errant of every schoolgirl. They were figures of heroic proportions to everyone but themselves. French soldiers are conscious of the romantic possibilities offered them by the so-called divine accident of war. They go forth to fight for glorious France, France, the unconquerable. Tommy shoulders his rifle and departs for the four corners of the world,

world on a blooming fine little holiday, a railway journey and a sea voyage in one. Blimey, gnar off bad, what? Perhaps he is stirred at the thought of fighting for England home and beauty. Perhaps he does thrill inwardly, remembering a sweetheart left behind, but he keeps a jolly well to himself. He has read me many of his letters home. Some of them written during an engagement which will figure prominently in the history of the great World War. Well, I can't think of anything more now, threads its way through a meager page of commonplaces about the weather, his food, and his personal health. A frugal line of cross-marks for kisses at the bottom of the page is his only concession to sentiment. There was, however, one burst of

enthusiasm as we started on our journey, which struck me as being spontaneous and splendid and thoroughly English. Outside the harbor, we were met by our guardians, a fleet of destroyers, which was to give us safe convoy across the channel. The moment we saw them, the men broke forth into prolonged cheering,

and there were glad shouts of, There are they are, me lads. There's some little old watchdog what's keeping them bottled up. Good old navy. That's where we got them by the throat. Let's give them sons of the sea. and they did they sang with the spirit of exaltation which englishmen rarely betray and which convinced me how nearly the sea and england's position as mistress of the seas touch the englishman's heart of hearts

sons of the sea all british-born sailing the ocean laughing foes to scorn they may build their ships my lads and think they know the game but they can't beat the boys of the bull-doll breed who made old England's name. It was a confession of faith on the sea, England can't be beaten. Tommy believed that with his whole soul, and on this occasion he sang with all the warmth of religious conviction. Our channel voyage was uneventful. Each transport was guarded by two destroyers, one on either side, the three vessels keeping abreast and about fifty yards apart during the entire journey.

The submarine menace was then at its height, and we were prepared for an emergency. The boats were swung for immediate launching, and all of the men were provided with life preservers. But England had been transporting troops and supplies to the firing line for so many months without accident that none of us were at all concerned about the possibility of danger. Furthermore, the men were too busy studying Tommy Atkins' French manual to think about submarines. They were putting the final polish on their accent in preparation for tomorrow's landing. How far's this? Mademoiselle eviddy-bing?

What do you say for giving me a two-penny packet of nosegay? Bonjour, monsieur. That ain't so dusty, pretty what? Let's try that Martez again. You started hearing. Let knobby. He knows to sound better. and what I do.

Eh, here up, Nabi, we gotta learn that so we can sing it on the march. Wait till I find it in my book. All right now. Alon's infant di la patry. La jour de glory is a revet. Such bits of conversation may be of little interest, but they have the merit of being genuine. All of them were jotted down in my notebook at the times when I heard them.

The following day, we crowded into the typical French Army troop train, eight chavot-o-forty homies, to a car, and started on a leisurely journey to the firing line. We traveled all day, at eight or ten miles an hour, through Normandy. We passed through pleasant towns and villages lying silent in the afternoon sunshine, and seemingly almost deserted, and through the open country, fragrant with the scent of a sense of, apple blossoms. Now and then children wave to us from a cottage window, and in the fields

old men and women and girls leaned silently on their hose, or their rakes, and watch dispass. Occasionally, an old reservist guarding the railway line would lift his cap and shout, Vla Angator! But more often he would lean on his rifle and smile, nodding his head courteously, but silently to our salutations. Tommy, for all his stolid dogged cheeriness, sensed the tragedy of France. It was a land swept bare of all its fine young manhood. There was no pleasant stir and bustle of civilian life. Those who were left went about their work silently and joylessly.

When we asked of the men, we received always the same quiet, courteous reply. Al-A-Gare, monsieur. The boys soon learned the meaning of the phrase, A-le-gare. It became a war-cry, a slogan. It was shouted back and forth from car to car and from train to train. You can imagine how eager we all were, how we strained our ears whenever the train stopped for the sound of the guns. But not until the following morning, when we reached the little village at the end of our

railway journey, did we hear them? A low, muttering, like the sound of thunder beyond the horizon. How we cheered at the first faint sound which was to become so deafening, so terrifying, so terrible to us later. It was music to us then, for we were like others who had gone that way. We knew nothing of war. We thought it must be something adventurous and fine, something to make the blood leap and the heart sing. We marched through the village and down the popular lines road, surprised, almost disappointed, to see the neat, well-kept houses and the pleasant level fields green with spring crops. We had to come. expected that everything would be all in ruins. At this stage of the journey, however,

we were still some 25 miles from the firing line. During all the journey from the coast, we had seen on every side evidences of that wonderfully organized branch of the British military system, the Army Service Corps. From the village at which we detrained, everything was English, long lines of mortar transport lorries, were parked along the sides of the roads. There were great ammunition bases, commerce-rot, supply depots, motor repair shops, wheelwright, and blacksmith shops, where one saw none but khaki-clad soldiers engaged in all the non-combat business essential to the maintenance of large armies. There were long lines of transport wagons loaded with supplies, traveling field kitchens, with chimneys smoking and kettles steaming as they bumped over the cobbled roads,

water carts, red cross-carts, motor ambulances, battered. of artillery, London omnibuses, painted slate gray, filled with troops, seemingly endless columns of infantry on foot, all moving with us along parallel roads toward the firing line. And most of these troops and supply columns belong to my own division, one small cog in the British fighting machine. We advanced towards the war zone in easy stages. It was intensely hot, and the rough, cobbled roads greatly increased the difficulty of marching. In England, we had frequently tramped from 15 to 25 miles in a day without fatigue,

but the roads there were excellent, and the climate moist and cool. Upon our first day's march in France, a journey of only nine miles, scores of men were overcome by heat and several died. The suffering of the men was so great, in fact, that a halt was made earlier than had been planned, and we bivoced for the night in the fields. with a battalion on the march proceeds with the same orderly routine as when in the barracks. Every man has his own particular employment. Within a few moments, the level pasture land was converted into a busy community of a thousand inhabitants.

We made serviceable little dwellings by lacing together two or three waterproof ground sheets and erecting them on sticks or tying them to the wires of the fences. Latrines and refuse pits were dug under the supervision of the battalion medical officer. The sick were cared for and justice dispensed, with the same thoroughness as in England. The day's offenders against discipline were punished with what seemed to us unusual severity. But we were now on active service, and offenses which were trivial in England, were looked upon for this reason, in the light of serious crimes. Daily, we approached a little nearer to our goal,

sleeping at night in the open fields or in the lofts of great rambling farm-buildings. Most of these places had been used for soldiers billets scores of times before. The walls were covered with the names of the men in regiments, and there were many penciled suggestions as to the best place to go for a basin of coffee or lay, as Tommy called it. Every roadside cottage was, in fact, Tommy's tavern. The thrifty French peasant women kept open house for soldiers. They served us with delicious coffee.

and thick slices of French bread for the very reasonable sum of two-pence. They were always friendly and hospitable, and the men, in turn, treated them with courteous and kindly respect. Tommy was a great favorite with the French children. They climbed on his lap and rifled his pockets, and they delighted him by talking in his own vernacular, for they were quick to pick up English words and phrases. They sang Tipadari, and ruled Britannia,

and God save the king, so quaintly and prettily, that the men kept them at it for hours at a time. And so, during a week of stifling heat, we move slowly forward. The sound of the guns grew in intensity from a faint rumbling to a subdued roar, until one evening,

sitting in the open windows of a stable loft, we saw the far-off lightnings of bursting shells, and the French rocket soaring skyward, and we heard bursts of rifle and machine gun fire. Very faintly, like the sound of chestnuts, popping in an oven. End of chapter four. Chapter 5 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hill.

This is a Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. Recording by Mike Vendetti.com. Kitchener's Mob by. James Norman Hall. Chapter 5. The Peripet Eddick School We're going in tonight. The word was given out by the orderly sergeants at four in the afternoon. At 403, everyone in camp had heard the news. Scores of miniature hand laundries,

which were doing a thriving business down by the duck bond, immediately shut up shop. Damp and doubtfully clean ration bags, towels, and shirts, which were draped along the were hastily gathered together and thrust into the capricious depths of pack sacks. Members of the battalion sporting contingent broke up their games of two-penny brag without even waiting for just one more hand, an unprecedented thing. The makers of war ballads, who were shouting choruses to the merry music of the mouth organ band, stopped in the midst of their latest composition, and rushed off to get their marching order together. At 4.10, everyone, with the exception of the officer's servant,

was already to move off. This, too, was unprecedented. Never before had we made haste more gladly or less needfully. But never before had there been such an incentive to haste. We were going into the trenches for the first time. The officer's servants, commonly called Batman, were unfortunate rankers who in moments of weakness had sold themselves into slavery for half a crown per week.

The Batman's duty was to make tea for his officer, clean his boots, wash his clothes, tuck him into bed at night, and make himself useful generally. The first test of a good Batman, however, is his carrying capacity. In addition to his own heavy burden, he must carry various articles belonging to his officer. Enameled wash basins, rubber boots, bottles of Apennelanaries' water, service editions of the modern English poets, and novelist. spirit lamps, packages of food, boxes of cigars, and cigarettes, in fact, all of his personal luggage, which is in excess of the allotted 35 pounds, which is carried on the battalion

transport wagons. On this epic-making day, even the officer's servants were punctual. When the order packs on, fall in, was given, not a man was missing, everyone was in harness, standing silently, expectantly, in his place. charge magazines the bolts clicked open with the sound of one as we loaded our rifles with ball ammunition five long shiny cartridges were slipped down the charger guide into the magazine and the cut-off closed move off and column of route a company leading we swung into the country road in the gathering twilight and turned sharply to our left at the cross-road where the signboard read to the firing line for the use of military only coming into the trenches for the first time when the deadlock along the western front had become seemingly unbreakable we reaped the benefit of the experience of the gallant little remnant of the first british expeditionary force after the retreat from mons they had dug themselves in and were holding tenaciously on awaiting the long-heralded arrival of kitchener's mob as the units of the new armies arrived in france they were sent into the trenches for twenty-four hours instruction in trench warfare with a battalion of regulars.

This one-day course in trench fighting is preliminary to fitting new troops into their own particular sectors along the front. The facetious sublaterns called it the Parapetic School. Months later, we ourselves became members of the faculty, but on this first occasion, we were marching up as the meekest of undergraduates. It was quite dark when we entered the desolate belt of country, country known as the fire zone. Pipes and cigarettes were put out and talking ceased. We extended to groups of platoons and fours at 100 paces interval, each platoon keeping in touch with the one in front by means of connecting files. We passed rows of ruined cottages, where

only the scent of the roses that neglected little front gardens, reminded one of the home-loving people who had lived there in happier days. Dim lights streamed through change, and crannies in the walls. Now and then blanket coverings would be lifted from apertures that had been windows or doors, and we would see bright fires blazing in the middle of brick kitchen floors and groups of men sitting about them, luxuriously sipping tea from steaming canteens. They were laughing and talking and singing songs in loud, boisterous voices, which contrasted strangely with our timid noiselessness. I was marching with one of the trench guides who had been sent back to pilot us to our position.

I asked him if the tommies in the houses were not in danger of being heard by the enemy. He laughed uproariously at this, whereupon one of our officers, a little second lieutenant, turned and hissed in melodramatic undertones, silence in the rank there! Where do you think you are? Officers and men, we were new to the game then, and we held rather exaggerated notions as to the amount of care to be observed in moving up to the trenches.

"'Limmy son,' whispered our trench guide. "'You might think we was only a couple hundred yards "'from Fritzie's trenches. "'We're a good two and a half miles back here. "'All right to be careful after you gets closer up, "'but there are new use of whisper when you ain't even in rifle range.' "'With lights, of course, it was a different matter altogether. "'Can't be too careful about giving the enemy artillery

"'and aiming mark. "'This was the reason. and all the doors and windows of the ruined cottages were so carefully blanketed. "'Let old Fritzie see a light. "'Hello he says, bloaks and billets, "'and overcomes a half-dozen shells knocking you all to blazes.' As we came within the range of rifle fire, we again changed our formation

and marched in single file along the edge of the road. The sharp crack-crack-crack of small arms now sounded with vicious and ominous distinctness. We heard the melancholy song of the ricochets and spent bullets as a whirl in a wide arc high over our heads, and occasionally the less pleasing those speeding straight from the muzzle of a German rifle.

We breathed more freely when we entered the communication trench in the center of the little thicket a mile more back of the first-line trenches. We wound in and out of what appeared during the darkness, to be a hopeless labyrinth of earthworks. Cross streets and alleys led off in every direction. All along the way we had glimpses of dugouts lighted by candles. The doorways carefully concealed with blankets or pieces of old sacking.

Groups of tommies in comfortable nooks and corners were boiling tea or frying bacon over little stoves made of iron buckets or biscuit tins. I marveled at the skill of our trench guide who went on. confidently on in that darkness, with scarcely a pause. At length, after a winding, zigzagging journey, we arrived at our trench, where we met the Gloucesters. There isn't one of us who hasn't a warm spot in his heart for the Gloucesters. They welcomed us so heartily and initiated us into all the mysteries of trench etiquette and trench tradition. We were at best, but amateur tommies. In them, recognized the line of the line Atkins,

men whose grandfathers had fought in the Crimea and whose fathers in Indian mutinies. They were the fighting sons of fighting sires, and they taught us more of life in the trenches in 24 hours than we had learned during nine months of training in England. An infantryman of my company has a very kindly feeling towards one of them

who probably saved his life before we had been in the trenches five minutes. Our first question was, of course, how far is it to the German lines? And, in his eagerness to see my fellow Tommy jumped up on the firing bench for a look, with his lighted cigarette in his mouth. He was pulled down into the trench just as a rifle cracked and a bullet went, thing-ting, from the parapet, precisely where he had been standing. Then the Gloucester gave him a friendly little lecture, which none of us afterward forgot.

And look here, son. Never get up for a squint at Fritz. for the fag-on. He's got every sandbag along this parapet numbered, same as we got it. His snipers is a lay-in' for us, same as ours as a-lay-in-for-m. Then turning to the rest of us.

Now, we ain't asking to have no burial parties, but any of you, bloke wants to be the stiff, stand up where this guy lit at the gas. There weren't any takers, and a moment later another bullet struck a sandbag in the same spot. Hey, he spotted you. You'll keep a popping away at that place for an hour. Open to get you looking over again.

Let's see if we can find him. Give us that biscuit tin, Henry. Then we learned the biscuit tin finder trick for locating snipers. It's only approximate, of course, but it gives a pretty good hint at the direction from which the shots come. It doesn't work in the daytime, for a sniper is too clever to fire at it, but a biscuit tin set on the parapet at night, in a badly sniped position is almost certain to be hit.

The angle from which the shots come is shown by the jagged edges of tin around the bullet holes. Then, as the Gloucester said, give him a nice little April shower out of your machine gun in that direction. You may fetch him, but if you don't, he won't bother you no more for an hour or two. We learned how orders are passed down the line from century to century quietly, And with the speed of a man running, we learned how the sentries are posted and their duties. We saw the intricate mazes of telephone wires and the men of the signaling corps at their posts in the trenches, in communication with brigade, divisional, and Army Corps headquarters.

We learned how to sleep five men in a four-by-six dugout, and when there are no dugouts, how to hunch up, on the firing benches with our waterproof sheets over our heads and doze with our knees for a pillow. We learned the order of precedence for troops in the communication trenches. Never forget that outgoing troops as the right-of-way, they ain't add no rest, and they're all slathered in mud, likely in dead beat for sleep. Common troops are fresh, and they stand to one side to let the others pass. We saw the listing patrols go out at night, through the underground passage which leads to the far side of the barbed wire entanglements.

From there they creep far out between the opposing, line of trenches to keep watch upon the movements of the enemy, and to report the presence of his working parties or patrols. This is dangerous, nerve-trying work, for the men sent out upon it, are exposed not only to the shots of the enemy, but the wild shots of their own comrades as well. I saw one patrol come in just before dawn. One of the men brought with him a piece of barbed wire clipped from the German entanglements 250 yards away. "'Have me have a look at this here. "'Three-ply stuff, what you can hardly get your nippers through.

"'To saw and saw, and when I adder added, "'Lummy, if they didn't send up a rocket while bleeding near it me in the head. "'Dike it to Captain Stevens, I heard him to say, "'he's wanting a bidder to show to one of the artillery blokes. "'He's got a bet on with him that it's three-ply wire. "'Now don't forget, Bobby, touch him for a couple of packets of fags. i was tremendously interested at that time it seemed incredible to me that men crawled over to the german lines in this manner and clipped pieces of german wire for souvenirs Did you hear anything? I asked him.

Erda flute, some fritz he was the playing of, and the anta of Erdum's singing, doleful as hell. Several men were killed and wounded during the night. One of them was a sentry with whom I had been talking only a few moments before. He was standing on the firing bench, looking out into the darkness, when he fell back into the trench without a cry. It was a terrible wound. I would not have believed that a bullet could so horrible,

disfigure one. He was given first aid by the light of a candle, but it was useless. Silently his comrades removed his identification disc and wrapped him in a blanket. Oral Walt, they said, an hour later he was buried in a shellhole at the back of the trench. One thing we learned during our first night in the trenches was of the very first importance, and that was respect for our enemies. We came from England full of absurd newspaper tales about the German soldier's inferiority as a fighting man. We had read that he was a wretched marksman. He would not stand up to the bayonet.

Whenever opportunity offered, he crept over and gave himself up. He was poorly fed and clothed, and was so weary of the war that his officers had to drive him to fight at the muzzles of the revolvers. We thought him almost beneath contempt. We were convinced in a night that we had greatly underestimated his abilities as a marksman.

as for his all-around inferiority as a fighting man, one of the Gloucesters put it rather well. There, if the Germans is so blooming rotten, how is it, that we ain't a fightin' somewhere's long rind, or in Austria-Hungry. No, they ain't a firing wild. I give you my word, not around this part of France they ain't. What do you say, Jerry? Jerry made a most illuminating contribution to the discussion of Fritz as a fighting man. I'll tell you what, if ever I gets through this here war, if I as the luck to go home again, with me eyesight, I'll never feel safe when I sees a Fritzy,

unless I'm a looking at him through my periscope from behind a bit of cover. How am I to give a really vivid picture of trench life as I saw him, for the first time. How make it live for others. When I remember that the many descriptive accounts I had read of it in England did not in the least visualize it for me. I watched the rockets rising from the German lines, watched them burst into points of light

over the devastated strip of country called No Man's Land, and drift slowly down, and I watched the charitable shadows rush back like the very wind of darkness. The desolate landscape emerged from the gloom and receded again, like a series of pictures thrown upon a screen. All of this was so new, so terrible, I doubted its reality. Indeed, I doubted my own identity,

as one does at times when brought face to face with some experiences which cannot be compared with past experiences or even measured by them. I groped darkly for some new truth, which was flickering just beyond the border of consciousness. But I was so blinded by the glamour of the adventure that it did not come to me then. Later, I understood.

It was my first glimmering realization of the tremendous sadness, the awful futility of war. End of Chapter 5. Chapter 6 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. This is a Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. Recording by Mike Vendetti, Mike Vendetti.com.

Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. Chapter 6. Private Holloway, Professor of Hygiene. The following morning, we wandered through the trenches, listening to learned discord of the genial professors of the Perpet Eddick, School, storing up much useful information for future reference. I made a serious blunder when I ask one of them a question about I praise, for I pronounced the name French fashion which put me under suspicion as a swanker. Don't try to come it, son, he says, say wipers. That's what we call it. Henceforth it was wipers for me, although I learned that Ips, that yips, were sanctioned by some trench authorities. I made no further mistakes of this nature, and by keeping silent about the names of the towns and villages along our front, I soon learned the accepted pronunciation of all of them.

Emitters is called Armertiners, Balliil, Balliol, Hayesbrook, Haysiebrook, and what more natural than Plug Street, Atcanese for Plugustra. As was the case wherever I went, my accent, betrayed. my American birth. And again, as an American expeditionary force of one, I was shown many favors, private Shorty Holloway, upon learning that I was a yank, offered to tell me every blooming thing about the trenches that a bloke needs to know. I was only too glad to place myself under his instruction. Right y'er, said Shorty. Now sit down here while I'm going over me shirt, and ask me anything your mind to. I began immediately by asking him what he meant by going over his shirt.

Blimey, you are new to the game, mate. You mean say you ain't got any graybacks. I confessed, shamefully, that I had not. He stripped to the waist, turned his shirt wrong side out, and laid it upon his knee. Ever look, he said proudly. The less said about my discoveries, the better for the fastidiously minded. Suffice it to say that I made my first acquaintance with members of a British expeditionary force which is not mentioned in official communiques. Trench pets, said Shorty.

Then he told me that they were not all graybacks. There is a great variety of species, but they all belong to the same parasitical family and wage a non-discriminating warfare upon the soldierly on both sides of no man's land. Germans, British, French, Belgians alike were all their victims. You'll soon have plenty, he said reassuringly. I give you about a week to go get covered with him.

Now what you want to do is this. Always have an extra shirt in your pack. Don't be a bloomin' ass and sell it for a package of fags like I did. And the next time you writes to England, you get someone to send you out some keyings. He displayed a box of. gray's colored powder. It won't kill them, mind you. They ain't nothing but fire that'll kill them.

But Keatings takes all the ginger out of them. They ain't ne'er so lively after you scrape them with this ear powder. I remembered Shorty's advice later when I became a reluctant host to a prolific colony of graybacks. For nearly six months, I was never without a box of Keatings, and I was never without the need for it. barbed wire had a new and terrible significance for me from the first day which we spent in the trenches i could more readily understand why there had been so long a deadlock on the western front the entanglements in front of the first line of trenches were from fifteen to twenty yards wide the wires being twisted from post to post in such a hopeless jumble that no man could possibly get through them under fire the posts were set firmly in the ground but

there were movable segments every 50 or 60 yards, which could be put to one side in case an attack was to be launched against the German lines. At certain positions, there were what appeared to be openings through the wire, but these were nothing less than man traps, which have been found serviceable in case of an enemy attack. In an assault, men follow the line of least resistance

when they reached the barbed wire. These apparent openings are V-shaped, with the open end toward the enemy. The attacking troops think they see a clear passageway. They rush into the trap, and then it is filled with struggling men. Machine guns are turned upon them, and, as Shorty said, You got them cold. That at least was the presumption. Practically, man traps were not always a success.

The intensive bombardments which precede infantry, attacks, play Hoveck, with entanglements. But there is always a chance of the destruction being incomplete, as upon one occasion further north, where Shorty told me a man-trap caught a whole platoon of Germans. Dead to rights. But this is what gives you to pip, he said. Here we got three lines of trenches.

All of them wired up so a rat couldn't get through without scratching himself to death. Fritzies got better wire than what we have. and more of it. And he's got more machine guns, more artillery, more shells. There ain't any old man-killer ever invented what they haven't got more of than we have. And at home they're saying, why don't they get on with it? Why don't they smash through? Let's have them come over here and have a try.

That's all I got to say. I didn't tell, Shorty, that I had been not exactly an armchair critic. but at least a barrack-room critic in England. I had wondered why British and French troops had failed to smash through. A few weeks in the trenches gave me a new viewpoint. I could only wonder at the magnificent fighting qualities of soldiers, who had held their own so effectively against armies equipped and armed and munitioned as the Germans were.

After he had finished drugging his trench pets, Shorty and I made a tour of the trenches. I was much surprised at seeing how close. clean and comfortable, they can be kept in pleasant summer weather. Men were busily at work sweeping up the walks, collecting the rubbish, which was put into sandbags, hung on pegs and intervals along the fire trench. At night, the refuge was taken back out of the trenches and buried. Most of this work devolved upon the pioneers whose business it was to keep the trenches sanitary. The fire trench was built in much the same way as those

which we had made during our training in England. In pattern, it was something like a tasseled border. For the space of five yards it ran straight. Then it turned at right angles around a traverse of solid earth six feet square, then straight again for another five yards, then around another traverse, and so throughout the length of the line. Each five-yard segment, which is called a bay,

offered firing room for five men. The traverses, of course, were for the purpose of preventing enfilade fire. They also limited the execution which might be done by one shell. Even so, they were not an unmixed blessing, for they were always in the way when you wanted to get anywhere in a hurry. And you are in hurry when you sees a mini, minniewarfer coming your way. But you get trench legs after a while. It'll be a funny sight to see blokes walk in.

along the street in London when the war is over. They'll be so used to dodging in and out of traverses they won't be able to go in a straight line. As we walked through the firing line trenches, I could quite understand the possibility of one's acquiring trench legs. Five paces forward, two to the right, two to the left, two to the left again,

then five to the right and so on to Switzerland. Surely was of the opinion that one could enter the trenches on the Channel Coast and walk through to the Alps without once coming out on top of the ground. I am not in a position either to affirm or to question this statement. My own experience was confirmed

to the part of the British Front which lies between Messines and Belgin and Luz in France. There, certainly, one could walk for miles through an intricate maze of continuous underground passages. But the firing line trench was neither a traffic route nor a promenade. The great bulk of intertrench business passed through the traveling trench, about 15 yards in rear of the fire trench, and running parallel to it.

The two were connected by many passageways. The chief difference between them being that the fire trench was the business district while the traveling trench was primarily residential. Along the ladder were built most of the dugouts, laboratories, and trench kitchens. The sleeping quarters for the men were not very elaborate. Recesses were made in the wall of the trench about two feet above the floor. They were not more than three feet high, so that one had to crawl in headfirst when going to bed. They were partitioned in the middle, and were supposed to offer accommodation for four men, two on each side. But as Shorty said,

everything depended on the ration allowance. Two men who had eaten to replace, could not hope to occupy the same apartment. One had a choice of going to bed hungry or of eating hardly and sleeping outside on the firing bench. There's a funny thing, he said. Why do you suppose they make the dugouts open at one end? I had no explanation to offer. We're on side, and I'll show you.

I stood my rifle against the side of the trench and crept in. Now you're supposed to be asleep, said Shorty, and with that he gave me a whack on the soles of my boots with his entrenching tool handle. I can still feel a pain of the blow. Stand two, wake up here, stand two, he shouted, and gave me another resounding wallop. I backed out in all haste. You'd the idea? That's how they wakes you up. That's stand two, and when your turn comes for century.

Not bad, what? I said that it all depended on rather one. was doing the waking or sleeping, and that, for my part, when sleeping, I would lie with my head out. You wouldn't, if you belonged to our lot, they'd give it to you on the napper just as quick as on the feet. You ain't on to the game, that's all. Let me show you something. He crept inside and drew his knees up to his chest so that his feet were well out of reach. At his suggestion, I tried to use the active service alarm clock on him. But there was not room. enough in which to weld it. My feet were tingling from the effect of his blows, and I felt

like the reputation for the resourcefulness of Kitchener's mob was at stake. In a moment of inspiration I seized my rifle, gave him a dig on the shins with the butt, and shot it stand too shorty. He came out rubbing his leg ruefully. "'You got the idea, mate,' he said. "'That's just what he does when you try's the duggle cross' about pulling your feet in. I ain't sure where I'd like, It makes it best, but on the shins or the feet. This explanation of the reason for building three-sided dugouts, while not of course the true one, was nonetheless interesting. And certainly the task of arousing sleeping men for sentry duty

was greatly facilitated with rows of protruding boot soles. Simply asking to be it, as Shorty put it. All of the dugouts for privates and NCOs were of equal size and built on the same model. The reason being that the walls and floors, which were made of wood, and the roofs, which were corrugated iron, were put together in sections

at the headquarters of the Royal Engineers, who superintended all the work of trench construction. The material was brought up at night ready to be fitted into excavations. Furthermore, with thousands of men to house within a very limited area, space was the most important consideration. There was no room.

room for indulging individual tastes in dugout architecture. The roofs were covered with from three to four feet of earth, which made them proof against shrapnel or shell splinters. In case of a heavy bombardment with high explosive, the men took shelter in deep and narrow slip trenches. These were blind alleyways leading off from the traveling trench with room for from 10 to 15 men in each. At this point of the line,

there were none of the very deep shell-proof shelters, from 15 to 20 feet below the surface of the ground, of which I had read. Most of the men seemed to be glad of this. They preferred taking their chances in that open trench during heavy shell fire. Realists and romanticists lived side by side in the traveling trench. My little gray home in the west was the modest legend over one apartment.

The Rich Carlton was next door. The rats retreat with Vermon Villa next door. But one, the Suicide Club, was the suburban residents of some members of the bombing squad. I remarked that the bombers seemed to take a rather pessimistic view of their profession, whereupon Shorty told me that if there were any men slated for the order of the wooden cross, the bombers were those unfortunate ones. In assault, they were first at the enemy's position. He had dangerous work to do even on the quietest of days.

But theirs was a post of honor, and no one of them, but was proud of his membership in the suicide club. The officer's quarters were on a much more generous and elaborate scale than those of the men. This I gathered from Shorty's description of them, for I saw only the exteriors as we passed along the trench. Those for platoon and company commanders were built along the traveling trench,

the Colonel, Major, and Adjutant, lived in the luxurious palace, about 50 yards down a communication trends. Near it was the officer's mess, a cafe deluxe, with glass panels in the door, a cooking stove, a long wooden table, chairs, everything, in fact, but hot and cold running water. You know, said Shorty, the officers think they has to rough it, but they got it soft, I'm telling you, wooden bunks to sleep in? batmen to bring up hot water for shaving in the morning? All the fags they want, blammy!

I wondered what they called live an eye. I agreed that in so far as living quarters are concerned, they were roughing it under very pleasant circumstances. However, they were not always so fortunate, as later experience proved. Here there had been little serious fighting for months, and the trenches were at their best. Elsewhere the officer's dugouts were often but little better than those of the men.

The first-line trenches were connected with two lines of support or reserve trenches, built in precisely the same fashion, and each heavily wired. The communication trenches which joined them were from seven to eight feet deep and wide enough to permit the convenient passage of incoming and outgoing troops and the transport of wounded back to the field dressing stations. From the last reserve line, they wound on backward through the fields until troops might leave them well out of range of rifle fire. Under shortage guidance, I saw the field dressing stations, the dugouts for the reserve ammunition supply, and the stores of bombs and hand grenades, battalion and brigade trench headquarters.

We wandered from one part of the line to another, through trenches, all of which were kept amazingly neat and clean. The walls were stayed with fine mesh wire to hold the earth in place. The floors were covered with boardwalks, carefully laid over the drains, which ran along the center of the trench and emptied into deep wells, built in recesses. in the walls. I felt very much encouraged when I saw the careful provisions for sanitation and drainage. On a fine June morning, it seemed probable that living in ditches was not to be so unpleasant as I had imagined it. Shorty listened to my comments with a smile. Don't pat yourself on the back yet a while, mate, he said. They looks right enough now, but white until you've seen them under ardor and heavy rain. I had this opportunity, many

times during the summer and autumn. A more wretched existence than that of soldiering in what weather can hardly be imagined. The walls of the trenches caved in, in great masses. The drains filled to overflowing and the trench walks were covered deep in mud. After a few hours of rain, dry and comfortable trenches became a quagmire, and we were kept busy for days afterwards repairing the damage. As a machine gunner, I was particularly interested in the construction of the machine-gunning placements. The covered battle positions were very solidly built. The roofs were supported with immense logs or steel girders, covered over with many layers of sandbags. There were two carefully concealed loopholes looking out to a flank, but none for frontal

fire, as this dangerous little weapon best enjoys catching troops in enfilade owing to the rapidity and the narrow cone of its fire. Its own front is protected by the guns on the right and left. At each emplacement, there was a range chart giving the ranges to all parts of the enemy's trenches and to every prominent object, both in front and behind them.

Within this field of fire, when not in use, the gun was kept mounted and ready for action in the battle position. But remember this, said Shorty, it never fires from your battle position except in case of attack. When you goes out at night and have a little go-at-fittsy,

you always takes your guns somewhere else. If you don't, you'll have Minnie and Betsy Bertha and all the rest of the corrupt children coming over to see where you live. This was a wise precaution, as we were soon to learn from experience. Machine guns are objects of special interest to the artillery, and the locality from which they are fired

becomes very unhealthy for some little time thereafter. We stopped for a time. the mudworks hairdressing parlor, a very important institution if one might judge by its patronage. It was housed in a recess in the wall of the traveling trench and was open to the sky.

There I saw the latest fashion in overseas haircuts. The victim sat on a ration box while the barber mowed great swath through tangled thatch with a pair of close-cutting clippers. But instead of making a complete job of it, a thick

fringe of hair which resembled a misplaced scalping tuft, was left for decorative purposes just above the forehead. The effect was so grotesque that I had to invent an excuse for laughing. It was a lame one, I fear, for short he looked at me warningly. When we had gone on the little way, he said, Ain't it a proper beauty parlor? But you got to be careful about larvin. Some of the blokes think that edge row is a regular ornament.

I had supposed that a daily shave was out of the question on the firing line, but the British Tommy is nothing, if not resourceful. Although water is scarce and fuel even more so, the self-respecting soldier easily surmounts difficulties, and the gloucesters were all nice and matters pertaining to the toilet. Instead of draining their canteens of tea, they saved a few drops for shaving purposes. It's a bit sticky, said Shorty, but it's on and not a half bad when you get used to it now another thing you don't want to forget is this

when you're moving up for your week in the first line always bring a bundle of firewood with you they ain't so much as a matchstick left in the trenches then you wants to be saving of it don't go and use it all the first day or you'll have to do without your tea the rest of the week i remember his emphasis on the point afterward when I saw men risking their lives in order to procure firewood. Without his tea, Tommy was a wretched being. I do not remember a day, no matter how serious the fighting, when he did not find both the time and the means for making it. Shorty was a Ph.D. in every subject in the curriculum,

including domestic science. In preparing breakfast, he gave me a practical demonstration of the art of conserving a limited source of fuel, bringing our own. two canteens to a boil with a very meager handful of sticks, and while doing so he delivered an oral thesis on the best methods of food preparation. For example, there was an item of corned beef, familiarity called bully. It was a piece de resistance at every meal, with the possible exception of breakfast, when there was usually a strip of bacon. Now, one's appetite for bully becomes jaded in the course of a few weeks or months.

To use the German expression, one doesn't eat it, gurn. But it is not a question of liking it. One must eat it or grow hungry. Therefore, said Shorty, save carefully all of your baking grease, and, instead of eating your bully cold, out into the tin,

mix it with breadcrumbs and grated cheese and fry it in the grease. He prepared some in this way, and I thought it a most delectable dish. Another way of stimulating the palate was to boil the beef in a solution of bacon grease and water, and then while eating it, kid yourself its Irish stew. This second method of taking away the curse did not appeal to me very strongly, and Shorty admitted that he practiced such self-deception with very indifferent successes.

For, after all, bully was bully in whatever form you ate it. In addition to this table, the daily rations consisted of bacon, bread, cheese, jam, army biscuits, tea, and sugar. Sometimes they received a tinned meat and vegetables ration, already cooked, and at welcome intervals, fresh meat and potatoes were substituted for corn to beef. Each man got a very generous allowance of food, a great deal more I thought than he could possibly eat.

Shorty explained this by saying that allowance was made for the amount which would be consumed by the rats, and the blue bottle flies. There were, in fact, millions of flies. They settled in great swarms along the walls of the trenches, which were filled to the brim with warm light as soon as the sun had climbed a little way up the sky. Empty tin-lined ammunition boxes were used as coverage for food.

But of what a veil were cupboards to a jam-loving and jam-fed British army living in open dishes in the summertime, fly-traps, made of empty jam-tins, were set along the top of the parapet. As soon as one was filled, another was set in its place, but it was an unequal war against an expeditionary force of countless numbers. They ain't nothing you can do, said Shorty. They steal the jam right off your bread. As for the rats, speaking in the light of later experience,

I can say that our army corps of pipe-pers would not have sufficed to entice away the hordes of them that infested the trenches, living like how. house-bets on our erations. They were great, lazy animals, almost as large as cats, and so gorged with food that they could hardly move. They ran over us in the dugouts at night, and flinched cheese and crackers right through the heavy waterproof covering of our haversacks. They squealed and fought among themselves at all hours. I think it possible that they were carry-on eaters, but never, to my knowledge, did they attack living men. While they were unpleasant bedfills, we became so accustomed to them that we were not greatly concerned about our very

intimate associations. Our course of instruction at the parapetic school was brought to a close late in the evening when we shouldered our packs, bade goodbye to our friends the Gloucesters, and marched back in the moonlight to our billets. I had gained an entirely new conception of trench life, of the difficulties involved in trench building and the immense amount of material and labor needed for the work. Americans who are interested in learning of these things at first hand will do well to make the grand tour of the trenches when the war is finished. Perhaps the 30 Continentals will seek to commercialize such advantage as misfortune has brought them in providing favorable opportunities. Perhaps the touring club of France will lay out a new route, following the windings

of the firing line from the Channel coast across the level fields of Flanders. Over the Visege Mountains, To the borders of Switzerland, pedestrians may wish to make the journey on foot, cooking their supper over Tommy's rusty biscuit-tin stoves, sleeping at night in the dugouts, where he lay shivering with cold during the winter nights of 1914 and 1915. If there are enthusiasts who will be satisfied with only the most intimate personal view of the trenches, if there are those who would try to understand the hardships and discomforts of trench life by living it, during a summer vacation.

I would suggest that they remember private Shorty Halloway's parting injunction to me. Now don't forget, Jamie, he said as we shook hands, always have a box of Keating's Andy, and hang on to your extra shirt. End of Chapter 6. Chapter 7 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall.

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During our first summer in the trenches, there were days, sometimes weeks, at a time, in the language of the official bulletins, there was nothing to report, or calm, prevailed along our entire front. From the War Office point of view, these statements were doubtless true enough, But from Tommy Atkinson's point of view, calm was putting it somewhat mildly. Life in the trenches, even on the quietest days, is full of adventure, highly spiced with danger. Snipers, machine gunners, artillerymen, airmen, engineers of the opposing sides by with each other in skill and daring in order to secure that coveted advantage, the morale.

Tommy calls it the morale. But he jolly well knows. when he has it and when he hasn't. There were many nights of official calm when we machine gunners crept out of the trenches with our guns to positions prepared beforehand, either in front of the line or to the rear of it. There we waited for messages from our listening patrols

who were lying in the tall grass of the front yard. They sent word to us immediately when they discovered enemy working parties building up their parapets or mending their barbed wire entanglements. We would then lay our guns according to instructions received and blaze away, each gun firing at the rate of from 300 to 500 rounds per minute. After a heavy burst of fire, we would change our positions at once.

It was then that the most exciting part of our work began. For as soon as we ceased firing, there were answering for all saves from hundreds of German rifles, and within two or three minutes, German field artillery began a search for us with shrapnel, We crawled from one position to another, over the open ground or along shallow ditches dug for the purpose. These offered protection from rifle fire, but frequently the shell fire was so heavy and so well directed that we were given some very unpleasant half hours, lying flat on our faces,

listening to the deafening explosions and the vicious whistling of flying shrapnel. We fired from the trenches as well as in front and, to the rear of them. We were in fact busy during most of the night, for it was our duty to see to it that our guns lived up to their reputation as weapons of opportunity and surprise. With the aid of large-scale maps, we located all of the roads within range, back of the German lines, roads which we knew were used by enemy troops moving in and out of the trenches. We located all of their communication trenches leading back to the rear, And at uncertain intervals, we covered roads and trenches with bursts of searching fire.

The German gunners were by no means inactive. They too profited by their knowledge of nightlife in the firing line. Their knowledge of soldier nature. They knew, as did we, that the roads in the rear of the trenches are filled at night with troops, transport wagons, and fatigue parties. They knew as did we, that men become so utterly weary of living in ditches, living in holes like rats, that they are willing to take big risks

when moving in or out of the trenches for the pure joy of getting up on top of the ground. Many a night when we were moving up for our week in the first line or back for our week in reserve, we heard the far-off rattle of German maxims, and in an instant the bullets would be zip, zipping all around us. There was no need for the sharp word of command.

If there was a communication trench at hand, we all made a dime for it at once. If there was not, we fell face down in ditches, shellholes, any place which offered a little protection from that terrible hail of lead. Many of our men were killed and wounded nightly by machine-gun fire, usually because they were too tired to be cautious, and doubtless, we did as much damage with our own guns. It seemed to me horrible, something in the nature of murder. That advantage must be taken of these opportunities.

But it was all a part of the game of war, and fortunately, we rarely knew, nor did the Germans, what damage was done during those summer nights of calm along the entire front. The artillerymen, both British and German, did much to relieve the boredom of those nothing to report days. There were desolatory bombardments of the trenches at daybreak and at dusk, when, every infantryman is at his post, rifle in hand, bayonet fixed, on the alert for signs of a surprise attack. If it was a bombardment with shrapnel, Tommy was not greatly concerned, for in trenches he is fairly safe from shrapnel fire.

But if the shells were large-calibur high explosives, he crouched close to the front wall of the trench, lamenting the day he was foolish enough to become an infantryman. A bloomin'yuma nine-pin. Covered with dirt sometimes half-buried in fallen trench, he wagered his next week's tobacco rations that the London papers would print the same old story. Along the western front, there is nothing to report, and usually he won.

Trench mortaring was more to our liking. That is an infantryman's game, and, while extremely hazardous, the men in the trenches have a sporting chance, Everyone forgot breakfast when the word was passed down the line that we were going to mortify Fritzy. The last relief night sentries who had just tumbled sleepily into the dugouts, tumbled out of them again to watch the fun. Fatigue parties.

Working in the communication trenches dropped their picks and shovels, and came hurrying up to the first line. Eagerly, expectantly, everyone waited for the sport to begin. Our projectiles were immense balls of hollow steel. filled with high explosive of tremendous power. They were fired from a small gun, placed usually in the first line of reserve trenches. A dull boom from the rear warned us

that the game had started. There she is. Sir, going true as a die. She's going to it. She's going to it. All the boys would be shouting at once, up it goes, turning over and over, rising to a height of several hundred feet.

then, if well aimed, it reaches the end of its upward journey, directly over the enemy's line, and falls straight into his trench. There is a moment of silence, followed by a terrific explosion which throws dirt and debris high into the air. By this time every Tommy along the line is standing on the firing bench, head and shoulders above the parapet, quite forgetting his own danger in his excitement,

and shouting at the top of his voice, How's that one, Fritzy boy? Gooden Morgan, you Prussian sausage wallopers. Take a bit of that home to your misses. But Fritzy could be dependent upon to keep up his end of the game. He gave us just as good as we sent, and often he added something for full measures. His surprises were sausage-shaped missiles,

which came wobbling towards it slowly, almost awkwardly. But they dropped with lightnings. speed, and alas for any poor Tommy who misjudged the speed of its fall. However, everyone had a chance. Trench-mortar projectiles are so large that one can see them coming, and they describe so leisurely an arc before they fall that men have time to run. I have always admired Tommy Atkins for his sense of fair play. He enjoyed giving Fritz a little bit of all right, but he never resented it when,

and Fritz had his own fun at our expense. In the far-off days of peace, I used to lament the fact that we had fallen upon evil times. I read of old wars with a feeling of regret that men had lost their old primal love for dangerous sport, their naive ignorance and fear. All the brave heroic things of life were said and done, but on those trench-mortering days,

when I watched boys playing with death, with right good zest, heard them shouting and laughing, as they tumbled over one another in their eagerness to escape it, I was convinced of my error. Daily, I saw men going through the test of fire triumphantly, and, at the last, what a severe test it was, and how splendidly they met it. During six months continuously in the firing line, I met less than a dozen natural-born cowards, and my experience was largely with plumbers, draper's assistants, clerks, men who had no fighting traditions to back them up,

make them heroic in spite of themselves. The better I knew Tommy, the better I liked him. He hasn't a shred of sentimentality in his makeup. There is plenty of sentiment, sincere feeling, but it is admirably concealed. I had been a soldier of the king for many months before I realized that the men with whom I was living, sharing rations and hardships, were anything other than the healthy animals they looked.

They relished their food and talked about it. They grumbled at the restraint's military discipline imposed upon them, and at the paltry shilling a day which they received for the first really hard work they had ever done. They appeared to regard England as a miserly employer, exacting their last ounce of energy for a wretchedly inadequate wage. to the casual observers, theirs was not the adore of loyal sons, fighting for a beloved motherland.

Rather, it seemed that of irresponsible schoolboys on a long holiday. They said nothing about patriotism or the duty of Englishmen in wartime. And if I attempted to start a conversation along that line, they walked right over me, with their boots on. This was a great disappointment at first.

I should never have known from anything that was said that a man of them was stirred at the thought of fighting for old England. England was all right, but I ain't going balmy about the old flag and all that stuff. Many of them insisted that they were in the army for personal and selfish reasons alone. They went out of their way to ridicule any and every indication of sentiment. There was the matter of talk about mothers, for example. I can't imagine this being the case in a volunteer officer. army of American boys. But not once during 15 months of British Army life. Did I hear a discussion

of mothers? When the weekly parcels from England arrived and the boys were sharing their cake and chocolate and tobacco, one of them would say, good old mom, she ain't bad sort, to be answered with reluctant mouth-filled grunts or grudging nods of approval. As for fathers, I often thought to myself. What a tremendous army of posthumous sons. Months before, I would have been astonished at this reticence, but I had learned to understand Tommy. His silences were as eloquent as any splendid outbursts or glowing tributes could have been. Indeed, they were far more eloquent. Englishmen seemed to have an instinctive understanding of the futility, the emptiness of words in the face of unspeakable experiences. It was a matter of constant wonder to me that men living in the daily

and hourly presence of death could so surely control and conceal their feelings. Their talk was of anything but home, and yet, I knew they thought of but little else. One of our boys was killed, and there was the letter to be written to his parents. Three Tommies who knew him best were to attempt this. They made innumerable beginnings. each of them was afraid of blundering, of causing unnecessary pain, by an indelicate revelation of the facts. There was a feminine fineness about their concern, which was beautiful to see. The final draft of the letter was a little masterpiece, not of English, but of insight. Such a letter as any one of us would have wished his own parents to receive under the circumstances.

Nothing was forgotten, which could have made the news in the slightest degree more endurable. Every trifling personal belonging was carefully saved and packed in a little box to follow the letter. All of this was done amid much boisterous jesting. There was the usual hilarious singing to the wheezing accompaniment of an old mouth organ. But of reference to home or mothers, comradeship, nothing. Rarely a night passed without its burial parties. Digging in the garden, Tommy calls the grave-making. The bodies, wrapped in blankets or waterproof ground sheets,

are lifted over the peridose and carried back a convenient 20 yards or more. The desolation of that garden choked with weeds in a wild growth of self-sown crops is indescribable. It was wreckage-strewn, gaping with shell, holes, billing with innumerable graves, a wasteland speechlessly pathetic. The popular trees and willow hedges have been blasted and splintered by shellfire. Tommy calls these Kaiser Bill's flowers. Coming from England, he feels more deeply than he would care to admit the crimes done to

trees in the name of war. Our chaplain was a devout man, but prudent to a fault. never, to my knowledge, did he visit in the trenches. Therefore, our burial parties proceeded without the rights of the church. This arrangement was highly satisfactory to Tommy. He liked to get the planning done, with the least possible delay in fuss. His whispered conversations while the graves were being scooped to say the least quite out of the spirit of the occasion.

Once we were burying two boys with whom we had been having supper a few hours before, There was an artillery duel in progress, the shells whistling high over our heads and bursting in great splotches of white fire, far in rear of the opposing lines and trenches. The grave-making went speedily on, while the burial party argued in whispers as to the caliber of the guns. Some said they were six-inch, while others thought nine-inch. Discussion was momentarily suspended when a trench rocket shot in an arc from the enemy's line. We crouched. motionless until the welcome darkness spread again. And then in loud whispers,

"'Air, if they was nine-inch, they would have had more screech.' And one from the other school of opinion would reply, "'Don't talk so bloomin' silly. Ain't I telling you that you can't always size them by the screech?' Not a prayer, not a word, either of censure or of praise, for the boys who had gone, not an expression of opinion as to the meaning of the great change which had come to them,

and which might come as suddenly to any or all of us. And yet I knew they were each thinking of these things. There were days when the front was really quiet. The thin trickle of rifle fire only accentuated the stillness of an early summer morning. Far down the line, Tommy could be heard singing to himself as he sat in the door of his dugout, cleaning his rifle were making a careful scrutiny of his shirt for those unwelcome little parasites, which made life so miserable for him at all times. There were pleasant cracklings of burning pine sticks and the sizzle of frying bacon.

Great swarms of blue bottle flies buzzed lazily in the warm sunshine. Sometimes across a pool of noonday silence we heard birds singing, for the birds didn't desert us. When we gave them a hearing, they did their church. a little best to assure us that everything would come right in the end. Once we heard a Skylark, an English Skylark, singing over no man's land. I scarcely know which gave me more pleasure, the song, or the sight of the faces of those English lads as they listened. I was deeply touched when one of them said,

Hey, do you, plucky little chap, singing right in front of Fritzie's trenches first, English bloke's. It was as sincere and fitting tribute as perfect for a soldier as Shelley's owed for a poet. Along the part of the British Front which we held during the summer, the opposing lines of trenches were from less than 100 to 450 or 500 yards apart. When we were neighborly as regards to distance, we were also neighborly as regards to social intercourse. In the early mornings when the heavy night mist still concealed the lines the boys stood head and shoulder above the parapet and shouted,

"'Hi, Fritzy!' And the greeting was returned. "'Aye, Tommy!' Then we conversed. Very few of us knew German, but it is surprising how many Germans could speak English. Frequently they shouted, "'Got any woodbines, Tommy?' His favorite brand of cigarettes, and Tommy would reply,

"'Sure, should I bring them over, or would you come and fetch him?' This was often the icebreaker. the beginning of a conversation which varied considerably in other details. Who are you? Fritzy would shout. And Tommy. We're the king's own, yeoman of Atters, or some such subtle repartee as that. What's your mob? We're a battalion of Irish rifles.

The Germans like to provoke us by pretending that the Irish were disloyal to England. Sometimes they shouted, Any of you from London? Not arf what was you doing off in London, waiting table at Sam's Isaac's fish shop? The Rising of the Mist put an end to these conversations. Sometimes they were concluded earlier with bursts of rifle and a machine gun fire. All right to be friendly, Tommy would say, but we got to let him know, this ain't no love feast.

End of Chapter 7. Chapter 8 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. This is a Libravox recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. Recording by Mike Vendetti, Mike Vendetti.com. Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall, Chapter 8. Undercover, Part 1, Unseen Forces

How we come across the channel for To Wallop Germany. But they haven't got no soldiers. Not that anyone can see. They plug us with their rifles, and they let their shrapnel fly, but they never takes a pot of us, excepting on the sly, course. Fritzie, when you're coming out, this what you calls a fight? You won't never get to Calais, always keeping out of sight. We're going back to Blighty. What's the use of waiting here? Like a lot of blooming mudlarks for old Fritzy to appear. He never puts his napper up above the parapet. We've been in France

for seven months, and haven't seen him yet. So sang Tommy, the incorrigible parodist, during the long summer days and nights of 1915. When he was impatiently waiting for something to turn up, for three months and more, we were face to face with an enemy whom we rarely saw. It was a weird experience. Rifles cracked, bullets zip zipped along the top of the parapet, great shells whistled over our heads or tore immense holes in the trenches. Trench mortar projectiles and hand grenades were hurled at us.

and yet there was not a living soul to be seen across the narrow strip of no man's land, whence all this murderous rain of steel and lead was coming. Daily, we kept careful and continuous watch, searching the long, curving line of German trenches and the ground behind them with our periscopes and field glasses, and nearly always with the same barren result. We saw only the thin wreaths of smoke rising morning and evening from trench fires, the shattered trees, the forlorn and silent ruins, the long grass waving in the wind.

Although we were often within 200 yards of thousands of German soldiers, rarely further than 400 yards away, I did not see one of them, until we had been in the trenches for more than six weeks, and then only for the interval of a second or two. My German was building up a piece of damaged parapet. I watched the earth being thrown over the top of the trench, when suddenly a head appeared, only to be immediately withdrawn. One of our snipers had evidently been watching two.

A rifle cracked and I saw a cloud of dust arise where the bullet clipped the top of the parapet. The German waved his spade defiantly in the air and continued digging, but he remained discreetly undercover thereafter. This marked an epic in my experience in a war of unseen forces. I had actually beheld a German. Although Tommy insisted that it was only the old caretaker,

the bloke what keeps the trenches tidy, this mythical personage, a creature of Tommy's own fancy assumed a very real importance during the summer when the attractions at the Western Theater of War were only mildly interesting. Carl the caretaker was supposed to be a methodical old man whom the Emperor had left in charge

of his trenches on the Western Frontier. during the absence of the German armies in Russia. Many were the stories told about him at different parts of the line. Sometimes he was endowed with a family. His missus and his three little nippers were with him, and together they were blocking the way to Berlin of the entire British army. Sometimes he was Hans the Grenadier, owing to his fondness for nightly bombing parties.

Sometimes he was Minnie's husband, many being the redoubtable lady known in polite military circles as mine and wife for her. As already explained, she was sausage-like in shape and frightly, the monster deep. When she went visiting at the behest of her husband, Tommy used the contrived to be, not at home, whereupon many wrecked the house and disappeared in a cloud of dense black smoke. One imagines all sorts of monstrous things about an unseen enemy. The strain of constantly watching and seeing nothing became almost unbearable at times. We were often too far apart to have our early morning interchange of courtesies,

and then the constant of bullets annoyed and exasperated us. I, for one, welcomed any evidence that our opponents were fathers and husbands and brothers, just as we were. I remember my delight one fine summer morning at seeing three great kites soaring above the German line. There is much to be said for men who enjoy flying kites.

Once they mounted a dummy figure of a man on their parapet. Tommy had great sport shooting at it, the Germans jiggling its arms and legs in a most laughable manner whenever a hit was registered. In their eagerness to get a good beat on the figure, the men threw caution to the winds

and stood on the firing benches, shooting over the top of the parapet. Fritz and Hans were true sportsmen while the fun was on, and did not once fire at us. Then the dummy was taken down, and we returned to the more serious game of war with old, deadly earnestness.

I recall such incidents with joy, as I remember certain happy events in childhood. We needed these trivial, occurrences to keep us sane and human. There were not many of them, but such as there were. We talked of for days and weeks afterward. As for the matter of keeping out of sight, there was a good deal to be said on both sides. Although Tommy was impatient with his prudent enemy and sang songs, twitting him about always keeping undercover, he did not usually forget, in the daytime at least, to make his own observations of the German

line with caution. Telescopic sites have made the business of sniping an exact science. They magnify the object aimed at many diameters, and if it remains in view long enough, to permit the pulling of a trigger, the chances of a hit are almost 100%. 2. The butt-notcher. Snipers have a roving commission. They move from one part of the line to another, sometimes firing from carefully concealed loopholes in the parapet, sometimes from snipers' nether. in trees or hedges. Often they creep out into the tall grass of no man's land. There, with a plentiful supply of food and ammunition, they remained for a day or two at a time, lying in wait for victims. It was a cold-blooded business and hateful to some of the men. With others, the passion for

it grew. They kept tally of their victims by cutting notches on the butts of the rifles. I will well remember the pleasant June day when I first met a button-hatcher. I was going for water to an old farmhouse about half a mile from our sector of trench. It was a day of bright sunshine. Poppies and buttercups had taken root in the banks of earth heaped up on either side of the communication trench. They were nodding their heads as gaily in the breeze as of old wordsmith daffodils in the quiet countryside at Royal Mount.

It was a joy to see them there, reminding one that God was, still in his heaven. Whatever might be wrong with the world, it was a joy to be alive, a joy which one could share unselfishly with friend and enemy alike. The colossal stupidity of war was never more apparent to me than upon that day. I hated my job. And if I hated any man, it was the one who had invented the murderous little weapon known as the machine gun. I longed to get out on top of the ground.

I wanted to lie at full length in the grass, for it was June, and nature has a way of making one feel the call of June, even from the bottom of a communication trench seven feet deep. Flowers and grass peeped down at one, and white cloud sail placidly across the strip of blue, we prisoners call the sky. I felt that I must see,

see all of the sky and see it at once. Therefore I set down my water cans, one on top of the other, stepped up on them, and was soon over the top of the trench, crawling through the tall grass towards a clump of willows, about fifty yards away. I passed two lonely graves, with their wooden crosses hidden in depths of shimmering, wavering green, and found an old rifle, its stock weather warped, and the barrel eaten away with rust. The ground was covered with, with tin cans, fragments of shell casing, and rubbish of all sorts. But it was hidden from view. Man had been laying wastey earth during the long winter,

and now June was healing the wounds with flowers and cool green grasses. I was sorry that I went to the willows, for it was there that I found the sniper. He had a wonderfully concealed position, which was made bulletproof with steel plates and sandbags, all covered so naturally with growing grass. and willow brushes, that it would have been impossible to detect it at a distance of ten yards.

In fact, I would not have discovered it, had not been for the loud crack of a rifle sounding so close at hand. I crept on to investigate and found the sniper looking quite disappointed. Mr. Bliter, he said. Then he told me that it wasn't a good place for a sniper's nest at all. For one thing, it was too far back, nearly a half mile from the German trenches. Furthermore, it was a mistake to plant a nest in a solitary clump of willows such as this. A clump of trees offers too good an aiming mark for artillery.

Much better to make a position right out in the open. However, so far he had not been annoyed by shell fire. A machine gun had searched for him, but he had adequate cover from machine gun fire. But, blimey, you ought to erred him a row when the bullets was a-smacking against the sand-bag. somebody was a knocking at the door I give you my word however it wasn't such a dusty little coop and he had a good field of fire he had registered four hits during the day and he probably displayed four new notches on a badly notched but in proof of the fact there's a big old where the artillery pushed in their parapet last night that's

where I caught me last one about half an hour ago the bloke goes by and every little while and forgets to duck is never. Take your field glasses and watch me clip the next one. Quarter left it is. This side of the old house with the old in the wall. I focused my glasses and waited. Presently said in a very cool matter-of-fact voice. There's one coming.

See him? He's carrying a plank. You can see it sticking up above the parapet. He's going to get a nasty one of he don't duck when he comes out of that oil. I found the moving plank and followed it along the trench as it approached nearer and nearer to the opening. And I was guilty of the most unprofessional conduct, for I kept thinking as hard as I could. Duck, Fritzy, whatever you do duck when you come to that hole. And surely enough he did.

The plank was lowered into the trench just before the opening was reached, and the top of it reappeared again a moment later, on the other side of the opening. The sniper was greatly disappointed. Now wouldn't that give you the camel-zump, he said. I believe you're a jaunner for me, matey. Presently another man carrying a plank went along the trench and he ducked too. Grease off, Jerry, said the butt-notcher. You're bringing me bad luck.

However, they probably got the place tapped. They lost one man there and they won't lose another, not if they knows it. I talked with many snipers at different parts of the line. It was interesting to get their points of view, to learn what their reaction was to their work. The butt-notches were very few. Although snipers invariably took pride in their work, it was the sportsman pride in good marksmanship

rather than the love of killing for its own sake. The general attitude was that of a corporal whom I knew. He never fired hastily, but when he did pull the trigger, his bullet went true to the mark. He can't help feeling sorry for the poor blighters, he would say, but it's us or them, and every one you knocks over means one of our blokes saved. I have no doubt that the Germans felt the same way about us.

At any rate, they thoroughly believed in a policy of attrition, and in carrying it out, they often wasted thousands of rounds in sniping every yard of our parapet. The sound was deafening at times, particularly when there were ruined walls of houses or a row of trees just back of our trenches. The ear-slitting reports were hurled against them and seemed to be shattered into thousands of fragments, the sound rattling and tumbling on until it died away far in the distance. 3. Night Routine

Meanwhile, like fugitive inhabitants of an infamous underworld, we remained hidden in a our layers in the daytime, waiting for night when we could creep out of our holes and go about our business under cover of darkness. Sleep is a luxury indulged in but rarely in the first-line trenches. When not on century duty at night, the men were organized into working parties and sent out in front of our trenches to mend the barbed wire entanglements which are being constantly destroyed by artillery fire or in summer to cut the tall grass and the weeds which would otherwise offer concealment to enemy listening patrols or bombing parties. Ration fatigues of 20 or 30 men per company went back to meet the battalion transport wagons

at some point several miles in the rear of the firing line. There were trench supplies and stores to be brought up as well, and the never-finished business of mending and improving the trenches kept many off-duty men employed during the hours of darkness. The men on duty in front of the trenches were always in very great danger. They worked swiftly and silently, but they were often discovered in which case the only warning they received was a sudden burst of machine gun fire.

Then would come the urgent calls for stretcher-bearers. As soon as the wreckage was brought in over the parapet, the stretchers were set down in the bottom of the trench and hasty examinations made by the light of a flash-lamp. Where he caught it? Here it is. Do the leg. Take his put tea off.

one of you. Easy now. It's smashed to the bone. Stick it, matey. We'll soon have you as right as rain. For God's sake, boys go easy as giving me, and let up. Let up just a minute. Many a conversation of this sort did we hear at night when the field dressings were being put on, but even in his suffering, Tommy never forgot to be unrighteously indignant if he had been wounded when on a working party. could he say of to the women of England who would bring him fruit and flowers in hospital, call him a poor brave fellow, and ask how he was wounded? He had enlisted as a soldier, and as a reward for his patriotism the government had given him a shovel, and here I am,

working like a blooming navvy filling sandbags full of France when I, and up and gets plugged. The men who most bitterly resented the pick and shovel phrase of army life were given a great deal of it to do for that very reason. One of my comrades was shot in the leg while digging a refuse pit. The wound was a bad one, and he suffered much pain. But the humiliation was even harder to bear. What could he tell them at home? Do you think I'm going to say I was carrying a sandbag full of old jam-tins back to the red-and-es? if you spit when Fritzie gave me this air one in the leg? Not so bloomin likely. I was afraid I'd get one like this. Ain't it a rotten bit of luck? If he had to be a casualty, Tommy wanted

to be an interesting one. He wanted to fall in the heat of battle, not in the heat of inglorious fatigue duty. But there was more heroic work to be done, going out on listening patrol, for example. one patrol consisting of a sergeant or corporal, and four or five privates, was sent out from each company. It was the duty of these men to cover the area immediately in front of the company lines of trench, to see and hear without being discovered, and to report immediately any activity of the enemy, above or below ground, of which they might learn.

They were on duty for from three to five hours, and might use a wide discretion in their prowlings, provided they kept within the limits of frontage allotted to their own company, and returned to the meeting place where the change of relief was made. These requirements were not easily complied with, unless there were trees or other prominent landmark standing out against the sky, by means of which the patrol could keep its direction. The work required above everything else, cool heads and stout hearts.

There was the ever-present danger of meeting an enemy patrol or bombing party, in which case they could not be avoided. There would be a hand-to-hand encounter with bayonets or a noisy exchange of hand grenades. There was danger, too, of a false alarm, started by a nervous sentry. It needs but a moment for such an alarm to become general. So great is the nervous tension at which men live on the firing line. Terrific falseades from both sides followed while the listening patrols,

trolls flattened themselves out on the ground and listened in no pleasant frame of mind to the bullets whistling over their heads. But at night and under the stress of great excitement, men fire high. Strange as it may seem, one is comparatively safe even in the open when lying flat on the ground. Bombing affairs were of almost nightly occurrence. Tommy enjoyed these extremely hazardous adventures which he called carryin a aporoth a eight to fritzy a fpenny worth of eight consisting of six or a dozen hand grenades which he hurled into the german trenches from the far side of their entanglements the more hardy spirits often worked their way through the barbed wire and from his position close under the parapet they waited for the sound of voices when they had located the position of the centuries they tossed their bombs over with deadly efferves The sound of the explosions called forth an immediate and heavy fire from centuries

near and far, but lying close under the very muscles of the German rifles. The bombers were in no danger unless a party were set out in search of them. This, of course, constituted the chief element of risk. The strain of waiting for developments was a severe one. I have seen men come in from a bombing stunt, worn out and trembling from nervous fatigue, and yet many of them enjoyed it. and were sent out night after night. The excitement of the thing worked into their blood.

Throughout the summer, there was a great deal more digging to do than fighting, for it was not until the arrival on active service of Kitchener's armies that the construction of the double line of reserve or support trenches was undertaken. From June until September, this work was pushed rapidly forward. There were also trenches to be made in advance of the original firing line, for the purpose of connecting and advancing points and removing dangerous salience. At such times, there was no loafing until we had reached a depth sufficient to protect us both from view and from fire. We picked and shoveled with might and main, working in absolute silence,

throwing ourselves flat on the ground whenever a trench rocket was set up from the German lines. Casualties were frequent, but this was inevitable, working as we did in the open, exposed to every chance shot of an enemy century. The stretcher-bearers lay in the tall grass, close at hand, awaiting the whispered word, Stretchers! This way! And they were kept busy during much of the time we were at work,

carrying the wounded to the rear. It was surprising how quickly men became accustomed to the nerve-trying duties in the firing line. Fortunately for Tomry, the longer he is in the army, the greater becomes his indifference. to danger. His philosophy is fatalistic. What is to be will be is his only comment when one of his comrades is killed. A bullet or a shell works with such lightning speed. The danger is

past before one realizes it is at hand. Therefore men work doggedly, carelessly, and in the background of consciousness there is always the comforting belief common to all soldiers, that others may be killed, but somehow I shall escape. The most important entrenched duty as well as the most worrisome one for men is their period of sentry-go, eight hours and 24, four two-hour shifts. Each man stands at his post on the firing line, rifle in hand, keeping a sharp lookout over the front yard. At night he observes as well as he can over the top of the parapet. in the daytime by means of his periscope.

Most of our large periscopes were shattered by keen-sighted German snipers. We used a very good substitute, one of the simplest kind, a piece of broken pocket mirror, placed on the end of a split stick, and set up at an angle on top of the peridose. During the two hours of century duty, we had nothing to do other than keep watch and keep awake. The latter was by far the most difficult business at nine, "'Here, Sergeant,' Tommy would say as the platoon sergeant felt his way along the trench in the darkness.

"'When is the next relief coming on? Your watch needs a good blacksmith. I've been on century three hours if I've been a minute. Never you mind about my watch, son. You got another forty-five minutes to go.' "'Well, you listen to that, you bloke, say I could make you a better timepiece out of my old bully tin, I'm telling you straight. I'll be asleep when you come around again. But he isn't. Although the temptation may be great, Tommy isn't longing for a court-martial. When the platoon officer or the company commander makes his hourly rounds flashing his electric pocket lamp before him, he is ready with a cheery. Post all correct, sir, he whistles or sings to himself until at last. He hears the platoon sergeant waking the next relief by whacking the souls of

their booths with his rifle butt. Wake up here. Come along, my lads. You're a century go. End of Chapter 8. Chapter 9 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. This is a Libravox recording. All Liebervox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. Recording by Mike Vendetti, Mike Vendetti.com. Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall, Chapter 9.

Billets. cave life had its alleviations and chief among these was the pleasure of anticipating a week in reserve we could look forward to this with certainty during the long stalemate on the western front british military organization has been perfected until in times of quiet it works with the monotonous smoothness of a machine even during periods of prolonged and heavy fighting there is but little confusion only twice during six months of campaigning did we fail to receive our post of letters and parcels from England, and then we were told the delay was due to mind-sweeping in the channel. With every detail of military routine carefully thought out and every possible emergency provided for in advance, we lived as methodically in the firing line as we had during our months of training in England. The movements of troops in and out of the trenches were excellently arranged and timed. The outgoing battalion was prepared to move back as soon as,

as the relief had taken place. The trench water cans had been filled, an act of courtesy between battalions, the dugouts thoroughly cleaned, and the refuse buried. The process of taking over was a very brief one. The centuries of the incoming battalion were posted, and the listening patrols sent out

to relieve those of the outgoing battalion, which then moved down the communications trenches, the men happy in the prospect of a night of undisturbed sleep. second only to sleep in importance was the fortnightly bath sometimes we cleaned ourselves as best we could in muddy little duck ponds populous with frogs and green with scum but oh the joy when our march ended at a military bath-house the government had provided these whenever possible and for several weeks we were within marching distance of one there we received a fresh change of under-clothing and our uniforms were fumigated while we splashed and scrubbed in great back of clean warm water. The order, everybody out, was obeyed with great reluctance, and usually not until the bath attendants of the Army Service Corps

enforced it with the cold water hose. Tommy, who has a song for every important ceremonial, never sang Rule Britannia with the enthusiasm, which marked his rendition of the following chorus. "'Whiter than a whitewash on the wall, whiter than a whitewash on the wall. If you're leading us to slaughter, leave us have our soap and water first.

Then we'll be whiter than the whitewash on the wall. When out of the firing line, we washed and mended our clothing and scraped the week's accumulation of mud from our uniforms. Before breakfast, we were inflicted with the old punishment, Swedish drill. Got strafe Sweden, Tommy would say, as he puffed and perspired under a hot August sun. But he was really glad that it. had no choice but to submit. In the trenches there was little opportunity for vigorous exercise,

and our arms and legs became stiff with the long inactivity. Throughout the mornings we were busy with a multitude of duties. Arms and equipment were cleaned and inspected, machine guns thoroughly overhauled, gas helmets sprayed, and there was frequent instruction in bomb throwing and bayonet fighting in preparation for the day to which every soldier looks forward with some miscarriage but with increasing confidence, the day when the enemy shall be driven out of France. Classes in grenade fighting were under the supervision of officers of the Royal Engineers. In the early days of the war, there was but one grenade in use. And that accrued affair made by the soldiers themselves, an empty jam tin,

was filled with explosive and scrap iron, and tightly bound with wire. A fuse was attached and the bomb was ready for use. But England early anticipated the importance which grenade fighting was to play in trench warfare. Her experts in explosives were set to work, and by the time we were ready for active service, ten or a dozen variety of bombs were in use, all of them made in the munition factories in England, the hairbrush, the lemon bomb, the cricket ball, and the policeman's trenchen were the most important of these. all of them so-called because of their resemblance to the articles for which they were named. The first three were exploded by a time fuse set from three to five seconds.

The fourth was a percussion bomb, which had long cloth streamers fastened to the handle to ensure greater accuracy in throwing. The men became remarkably accurate at a distance of thirty to forty yards. Old cricketers were especially good, for the bomb must be thrown overhand, with a full arm movement. Instruction in bayonet fighting was made as realistic as possible. Upon a given signal, we rushed forward, jumping in and out of successive lines of trenches,

where dummy figures clad in the uniforms of German foot soldiers to give zest to the game, took our blades both front and rear with conciliatory indifference. In the afternoon, Tommy's time was his own. He could sleep or wander along the country roads. within a prescribed area, or of which was more often the case, indulge in those games of chance which were as the breadth of life to him. Payday was the event of the week in billets, because it gave him the wherewithal to satisfy the promptings of his sporting blood.

Our fortnightly allowance of from five to ten francs was not a princely sum, but in pennies and half pennies it was quite enough to provide many hours of absorbing amusement. Tommy gambled because he could not help it. When he had no money he wagered his allowance of cigarettes or his share of the daily jam ration. I believe that the peel which war made to him was largely one of his sporting instincts, life and death, were playing stakes for his soul, with the betting odds about even. The most interesting feature of our life in billets was the contact which it gave us with the civilian population, who remained in the war zone, either because they had no place else to go,

or because of that indomitable, unconcabro spirit, which is characteristic of the French. There are few British soldiers along the Western Front, who do not have memories of the heroic mothers who clung to the ruined homes as long as there was a wall standing. It was one of those who summed it up for me in five words, all the heartbreaking tragedy of war.

She kept a little shop in armatiers on one of the streets leading to the firing line. We often stopped there, when going up to the trenches to buy loaves of delicious french bread she had candles for sale as well and chocolates and packets of stationery her stock was exhausted daily and in some way replenished daily I think she made long journeys to the other side of the town, bringing back fresh supplies at a push-cart, which stood outside her door. Her cottage, which was less than a mile from her first-line trenches, was partially in ruins.

I couldn't understand her being there in such danger. Evidently it was with the consent of the military authorities. There were other women living on the same street, but somehow she was different from the others. There was a spiritual fineness about her, impressed one at once. Her eyes were dry as though the tears had been drained from them to the last drop, long ago. One day, calling for a packet of candles, I found her standing at the barricaded window, which looks towards the trenches, and the desolate towns and villages

back of the German lines. My curiosity got the better of my courtesy. Anna asked her, in my poor French, why she was living there. She was silent for a moment, and then she pointed towards that part France, which was on the other side of the world to us. Oso Me Sinfance la Basse. Her children were over there, or had been at the outbreak unto the war. That is all she had told me of her story, and I would have been a beast to have asked more. In some way, she had become separated from them, and for nearly a year she had been watching there, not knowing whether her little family was living or dead.

To many of the soldiers she was just a plain, frifty little French woman who knew not the meaning of fear, willing to risk her life daily, that she might put by something for the long, hard years which would follow the war. To me, she is the spirit of France, splendid, superb France. But more than that, she is the spirit of mother-love, which wars can never alter. Strangely enough, I had not thought of the firing line as a boundary, a limit, during all those weeks of trench warfare. Henceforth, it had a new meaning from me. I realized how completely it cut Europe in half.

Separating friends and relatives as thousands of miles of ocean could not have done. Roads crossed from one side to the other, but they were barricaded with sandbags and barbed wire entanglements. At night, they were deluged with shrapnel. and cobblestones were chipped and scarred with machine-gun bullets. Tommy had a ready sympathy for the woman and children who lived near the trenches. I remember many incidents which illustrate abundantly his quick understanding of the hardship and danger of their lives. Once at our materials, we were marching to the baths when the German artillery were shelling the town in the usual hit or mess fashion. The enemy knew, of course,

that many of our troops in reserve were billeted there. and they searched for them daily. Doubtless they would have destroyed the town long ago, had it not been for the fact that Lali, one of their most important bases, is within such easy range of our batteries. As it was, they bombarded it as heavily as they dared, and on this particular morning they were sending them over too frequently for comfort. Some of the shells were exploding close to our line of March, but the boys tramped along with that nonchalant air, which they assume in times of danger. One immense shell struck an empty house less than a block away and sent the masonry flying in every direction. The cloud of brick dust

shone like gold in the sun. A moment later, a fleshy peasant woman wearing wooden shoes turned out of an adjoining street and ran awkwardly towards the scene of the explosion. Her movements were so clumsy and slow in proportion to the great exertion she was making that at any time the sight would have been ludicrous. Now, it was inevitable that such a sight should first appeal to Tommy's sense of humor, and thoughtlessly the boy started laughing and shouting at her. Go it, old dear. You're making a grand race. Two to one on Lisa. The other way, ma, that's the wrong direction. You're running right into him. She gave no heed, and a moment lady we saw her gather up a little girl from a doorstep, hugging and comforting

her and shielding her with her body instinctively at the sound of another exploding shell. The laughter in the ranks stopped, as though every man had been suddenly struck dumb. They were courageous, those women in the firing line. Their thoughts were always for their husbands and sons and brothers who were fighting side by side with us. Meanwhile, they kept their little shops and estainments open for the soldiers' trade and made a brave show of living in the old way. In Armantiers, a few old men lent their aid to keeping up the pretense.

But the feeble trickle of civilian life made scarcely an impression in the broad current of military activity. A solitary postman, with a mere handful of letters, made his morning rounds of echoing streets and bent old men with newspapers, hobbled slowly along the rue Sadi Karan, shouting, Le Martin, Le Journal, to boarded windows and bolted doors. Meanwhile, we marched back and forth between billets in the town and trenches just outside. And the last thing which we saw upon leaving the town and the first upon returning was the lengthening row of new-made graves, close to a sunny wall in the garden, of the ruined convent.

It was a pathetic little burial pot, filled with the bodies of women and children who had been killed in German bombardments of the town. And thus, for more than three months while we were waiting for Fritzy to come out, we adapted ourselves to the changing conditions of trench life and trench warfare, with a readiness which surprised and gratified us. Our very practical training in England had prepared us in a measure for simple and primitive living. But even with such preparation we had constantly to revise downward our standards.

We lived without comforts which formerly we had regarded as absolutely essential. We lived a life so crude and rough that our army experiences in England seemed utopian by comparison, but we throve splendidly. A government paternalistic in its solicitude for our welfare had schooled our bodies to withstand hardships and to endure privations. In England, we had been inoculated and vaccinated, whether we would or no, and the result was that fevers were practically non-existent in the trenches. What little sickness there was was due, due to you. to inclement weather rather than to unsanitary conditions.

Although there were sad gaps in our ranks, the trench and camp fevers prevalent in other wars were not responsible for them. Bullets, shells, and bombs took their toll day by day, but so gradually that we had been given time to forget that we had ever known the security of civilian life. We were soon to experience the indescribable horrors of modern warfare at its worst, to be living from morning until evening and from dusk to dawn,

looking upon a new day with a feeling of wonder that we had survived so long. About the middle of September, it became clear to us that the big drive was at hand. There was increased artillery activity along the entire front. The men noted with great satisfaction that the shells from our own batteries were of larger caliber. This was a welcome indication that English, was at last meeting the long-felt need for high explosives. Lord George ain't been asleep.

Someone shaven seer would say, Notting his head wisely, he's a long while getting ready, but when he is ready, there's something a-going to drop. There was a feeling of excitement everywhere. The men looked to their rifles with greater interest. They examined more carefully their bandoliers of ammunition

and their gas helmets, and they were thoughtful about keeping their metal pocket mirrors and their cigarette cases in their left-hand breast pockets. For any Tommy can tell you of miraculous escapes from death, due to such a protective armoring over the heart. The thunder of the guns increased with every passing day. The fire appeared to be evenly distributed over many miles of frontage. In moments of comparatively quiet along our sector, we could hear them muttering and rumbling, miles away to our right and left. We awaited developments with the greatest impatience, for we knew that this general bombardment was but a preliminary one for the purpose of

concealing until the last moment a plan of attack, the portion of the front where the great artillery concentration would be made, and the infantry assault pushed home. Then came sudden orders to move. Within 24 hours the roads were filled with the incoming troops of a new division. We made a rapid march to a railhead, entrained, and were soon moving southward by an indirect route, southward, towards the sound of the guns, to take an inconspicuous part in the battle let lose. End of Chapter 9. Chapter 10 of Kitcher's Mob by James Norman Hall. This is a Librevox Recording. All Libravox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org.

Recording by Mike Vendetti, Mikevindetti.com Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. Chapter 10 New lodgings. One, moving in. We were wet and tired and cold and hungry. For we had left the train miles back

of the firing line and had been marching through the rain since early morning. But, as the sergeant said, a bloke standing by the side of the road watching this ear, call him pass, would think we was a going to a Sunday school picnic. The roads were filled with endless processions of singing, shouting soldiers. Seen from a distance, the long columns gave the appearance of imposing strength.

One thought of them as battalions, brigades, divisions, cohesive parts of a great fighting machine. But when our lines of March crossed, when we halted to make way for each other, what an absorbing pageant of personality. Each rank was a series of intimate pictures. Everywhere there was laughing, singing a merry ministry of mouth organs. The Jolility on my part of the line was doubtless a picture in little of what was happening elsewhere. We were anticipating the exciting times just at hand. Mack, who was blown to pieces by a shell a few hours later,

was dancing in and out of the ranks singing, Oh, won't it be joyful, oh, won't it be joyful? Preston, who was killed at the same time, threw his rifle in the air and caught it again in sheer excess of animal spirits, three rollicking lads, all of whom we buried during the week in the same shell-hole under the same wooden cross, stumbled with an exaggerated show of utter weariness singing, We never know till now how muddy mud is. We never know how muddy mud could be. And little Charlie Harrison, who had fibbed bravely about his age to the recruiting officer, trudged contentedly along his rifle slung jauntily over his shoulder, and munched army biscuit,

with all the relish of an old campaigner. Several days later, he said goodbye to us, and made the journey back the same road, this time in the motor ambulance, and as I write he is hobbling about a London hospital ward, one trouser leg, pathetically empty. I remember that march in the light of our later experiences, in the light of the official report of the total British casualties at Luz. Sixty thousand British lads killed, wounded and missing. Marching four abreast, a column of casualties miles in length. I see them plotting light-heartedly through the mud as they did on that gray September day.

Their faces wet with the rain. And a bloke standing by the side of the road would think they was a-going to a Sunday school picnic. The sergeant was in a talkative mood. Listen to them guns barking. We're in for it this time straight. Then, turning to the men behind, Have you got your wills made out, you lads?

You're going to see a scrap presently, and it ain't a-going to be no flea-bite. I give you my word. Right, you are, Sergeant. I'm leaving me razor to his majesty. Hope you'll take it the aunt. Strike me, pink sergeant. You getting cold feet?

Let's sing him. I want to go home. Get him to crying like a baby. Where's your mouth, Oregon, Ginger? Right o' Mike. It's weepy now. Slow march. I want to go home.

I want to go home. Jack Johnson's, coal boxes and shrapnel. Oh, Lord. I don't want to go in the trench. is no more. Send me across the sea, where the alumn can't shoot me. Oh my, I don't want to die. I want to go home. It is one of the most plaintive and yearning of soldier's songs. Jack Johnson's and co-boxes are two greatly dreaded types of high-explosive shells, which Tommy would much rather sing about than meet. White, the sergeant said, smiling grimly, just wait.

till we see the end of this here, March. You'll be singing that song out of the other side of your faces. We halted in the evening at a little mining village, and were billeted for the night in houses, stables, and even in the water-soaked fields, for there was not sufficient accommodation for all of us. With a dozen of my comrades I slept on the floor in the kitchen of a miner's cottage, and listened far into the night to the constant procession of motor ambulance.

the tramp of marching feet, the thunder of guns, the rattle of windows, and the sound of breaking glass. The following day we spent cleaning our rifles, which were caked with rust, and in washing our clothes, we had to put these still wet into our packs, for at dusk we fell in, in column of route, along the village street where our officers told us what was before us. I remember how vividly and honestly one of them described. the situation. Listen carefully, men. We are moving off in a few moments

to take over captured German trenches on the left of blues. No one knows yet just how the land lies there. The reports we have had are confused and rather conflicting. The boys you are going to relieve have been having a hard time.

The trenches are full of dead. Those who are left are worn out with the strain. And they need sleep. They won't care to stop long after you come in, so you must not expect much information from them. You will have to find out things for yourselves, but I know you well enough to feel certain that you will.

From now on, you'll not have it easy. You will have to sit tight under a heavy fire from the German batteries. You will have to repulse counter-attacks, for they will make every effort to retake those trenches. But remember, your British soldier. soldiers. Whatever happens, you've got to hang on. We marched down a road nearly a foot deep in mud. It had been churned to a thick paste by thousands of feet, all the heavy wheel traffic incident to the business of war. The rain was still coming down steadily, and it was pitch dark,

except for the reflected light on the low-hanging clouds, of the flashes from guns of our batteries, and those of the bursting shells of the enemy. We halted frequently. to make way for long files of ambulances which moved as rapidly as the darkness and the awful condition of the roads would permit i counted twenty of them during one halt and then stopped thinking of the pain of the poor fellows inside their wounds wrenched and torn by the constant pitching and jolting we had vivid glimpses of them by the light from flashing guns and the red cross attendants at the rear of the cars steadying the upper tiers of stretchers on either side The heavy garrison artillery was by this time far behind us. The big shells went over with a hollow roar, like the sound of an express train heard at a distance. Field artillery was concealed in the ruins of houses on every side.

Guns were firing at a tremendous rate, the shells exploding several miles away with the sound of jarring thunder claps. In addition to the ambulances, there was a constant stream of outgoing traffic of other kinds. dispatch riders on motorcycles feeling their way cautiously along the side of the road, ammunition supply and battalion transport wagons, the horses rearing and plunging in the darkness. We approached a crossroad and halted to make way for some batteries of field pieces moving to new positions. They went by on a slippery, cobbled road, the horses at a dead gallop.

In the red lightnings of heavy gunfire, they looked like a series of splendid, sculptured groups. We moved on and halted, moved on again, stumbled into ditches to get out of the way of headquarters cars and motor dories, jumped up and pushed on. Every step through the thick mud was taken with an effort. We frequently lost touch with the troops ahead of us, and would have to march at the double in order to catch up. I was fast getting into that despondent, despairing frame of mind which often follows great physical weariness. When I remembered a bit of wisdom out of a book by William James, which I had read several years before. He had said in effect that men have layers of energy,

reserves of nervous force, which they are rarely called upon to use, but which are, nevertheless, assets of great value in times of strain. I had occasion to test the truth of this statement during that night march, and, at intervals later, when I felt I had reached the end of my resources of strength, and I found it to be practical wisdom, which stood me in good stead, on more than one occasion. We halted to wait for a trench guide

at the village of Vermeels, about three miles back of our lines. The men lay down thankfully in the mud, and many were soon asleep despite the terrific noise. Our batteries concealed in the ruins of houses were keeping up a steady fire, and the German guns were replying almost as hotly.

The weird flashes lit up the shattered walls with a fascinating bizarre effect. By their light, I saw men, lying with their heads thrown back over their pack-sacks, the rifles leaning across their bodies, others standing in attitudes of suspended animation. The noise was deafening. One was thrown entirely upon his own resources for comfort and companionship, for it was impossible to converse. While we were waiting for the order to move, a homeless dog put his cold nose into my hand. I patted him, and he crept up close beside me.

Every muscle in his body was quivering. I wanted to console him in his own language, but I knew very little French, and I should have had to shout into his ear at the top of my voice to have made myself heard. When we marched on I lost him, and I never saw him again. There was a further march of two and a half miles over open country, the scene of the great battle,

the ground was a maze of abandoned trenches, and was pitted with shell-holes, the clay was so slippery, and we were so heavily loaded that we fell down at every step. Some of the boys told me afterwards that I cursed like blue blazes all the way up. I was not conscious of this, but I can readily understand that it may have been true. At any rate, as a result of that march, I lost what reputation I had for being temperate in the use of profanity. We crossed what had been the first line of British trenches, which,

marked the starting point of the advance, and from there the ground was covered with the bodies of our comrades, men who had done their bit, as Tommy says, and would never go home again. Some were huddled in pathetic little groups of two or three, as they might have crept together for companionship before they died. Some were laying face downward, just as they had fallen, others in attitudes revealing dreadful suffering. Many were hanging upon the tangles of German barbed wire, which the heaviest of bombardments never completely destroys. We saw them only by the light of distant trench rockets, and stumbled on them and over them when the darkness returned.

It is an unpleasant experience, marching under fire on top of the ground, even though it is dark and the enemy is shelling haphazardly. We machine gunners were always heavily loaded. In addition to the usual infantryman's burden, we had our machine guns to carry, and our ammunition, water supply, tools, and instruments. We were very eager to get undercover, but we had to go slowly.

By the time we reached our trench, we were nearly exhausted. The men whom we were to relieve were packed up, ready to move out, when we arrived. We threw our rifles and equipment on the parapet and stood close to the side of the trench to allow them to pass. They were cased in mud, their faces, which I saw by the glow of matches or lighted cigarettes,

were haggard and worn. A weak growth of beard gave them a wild and barbaric appearance. They talked eagerly. They were hysterically cheerful, voluble from sheer nervous reaction. They had the prospect of getting away for a little while from the sickening horrors, the sight of maimed, shattered bodies, the deafening noise, the nauseating odor of decaying flesh. As they moved out,

there were the usual conversations which take place between incoming and outgoing troops. What sort of week you had, mate? It ain't been a weak son. It's been a lifetime. Lucky for us, you bloke's came in just when you did. We about reached the limit. How far we got to go for water? About two miles. Awful journey.

Take you all night to do it. You got to stop you. every minute. There's so much traffic along that trench. Go down Stanley Road about 500 yards. Turn off to your left on Essex Alley. Then your first right. Brings your right out by the house where the pump is. There's a straight tip. Send your water fatigue down early in the morning, three o'clock at the latest. They's thousands using that well and she goes dry after you a little while. You bloke's want any souvenirs. All you got to do is pick them up. helmets, revolvers, rifles, German diaries. You wait till morning. You'll see plenty.

Is this the last line of Fritz's trenches? Can't tell you, mate. All we know is we got here somehow, and we've been a-holding on. My God, it was awful. They calmed down a bit tonight, you bloke's is lucky, coming in just when you did. I ain't got a pal left of my section. You'll see some of them. We ain't had time to bury them. They were soon gone, and we were left in ignorance of the situation. We knew only approximately the direction of the living enemy. The dead spoke to us only in dumb show, telling us unspeakable things about the horrors of modern warfare. Fortunately for us, the fire on the German batteries during our first night in captured trenches

was directed chiefly upon positions to our right and left. The shells from our own batteries were exploding far in advance of our sector of trance. trench, and we judged from this, that we were holding what had been the enemy's last line, and that the British artillery were shelling the line along which they would dig themselves in anew. We felt more certain of this later in the night, when working parties were sent from the battalion to a point twelve hundred yards in front of the trenches. We were then holding. They were to dig a new line there, to connect the intertrenchments, which had been pushed

forward on either side of us. At daybreak we learned that we were slightly to the left of Hill Seventy. Huluch, a small village still in possession of the Germans, was to our left front, midway between Hill Seventy and Hulich, and immediately to the front of our position. There was a long stretch of open country which sloped gently forward for six or eight hundred yards, and then rose gradually toward the skyline. In the first assault the British troops had pushed on past the trenches we were holding, and had advanced up the opposite slope, nearly a mile further on.

There they started to dig themselves in, but an unfortunate delay in getting forward had given the enemy time to collect the strong force of local reserves behind his second line, which was several hundred yards beyond. So heavy of fire had been concentrated upon them that the British troops had been forced to retire to the line we were then occupying. They had met with heavy losses both in advancing and retiring, and the ground in front of us for nearly a mile was strewn with bodies.

We did not learn all of this at once. We knew nothing of our exact position during the first night, but as there appeared to be no enemy within striking distance of our immediate front, we stood on the firing benches, vainly trying to get our bearings. About one o'clock we witnessed the fascinating spectacle of a counter-attack at night. It came with dramatic suddenness.

The striking, spectacular display of a motion-picture battle. The pictorial effect seemed extravagantly overdrawn. There was a sudden hurricane of rifle and machine-gun fire, and in an instant all the desolate landscape was revealed under the light of innumerable trench rockets. We saw the enemy advancing in irregular lines to the attack. They were exposed to a pitiless infantry fire. I could follow the curve of our trenches on the level,

left by the almost solid sheet of flame issuing from the rifles of our comrades against whom the assault was launched. The artillery ranged upon the advancing lines at once, and the air was filled with a roar of bursting shells, and the melancholy wing of flying shrapnel. I did not believe that anyone could cross that fire-swept area alive. But before many moments we heard the staccato of bursting bombs and hand grenades, which meant that some of the enemy, at least, were within striking distance. There was a sharp crescendo of deafening sound, then gradually the firing ceased. And the word came down the line, counter-attack against the guards, and jolly well beaten

off too. Another was attempted before daybreak, and again the same torrent of lead, the same hideous uproar, the same sickening smell of lighted. same ghastly, noonday effect, the same gradual silence, and the same result. Two, damaged trenches. The brief respite which we enjoyed during our first night soon came to an end. We were given time, however, to make our trenches tenable. Early the following morning we set to work removing the wreckage of human bodies.

Never before had death revealed itself so terribly to us. Many of the men had been literally blown to pieces, and it was necessary to gather the fragments and blankets. For weeks afterwards, we had to eat and sleep and work and think among such awful sights. We became hardened to them. Finally, it was absolutely essential that we should. The trenches and dugouts had been battered to pieces by the British artillery fire before the infantry assault,

and since their capture the work of destruction had been carried, on by the German gunners. Even in the wrecked condition, we could see how skillfully they had been constructed. No labor had been spared in making them as nearly shell-proof and as comfortable for living quarters

as possible for such earthworks to be. The ground here was unusually favorable. Under a clay surface oil, there was a stratum of solid chalk. Advantage of this had been taken by the German engineers who must have planned and supervised the work. Many of the shell-proof dugouts

were 15 and even 20 feet below the surface of the ground. Entrance to these was made in the front wall of the trench on a level with the floor. Stairways just large enough to permit the passage of a man's body led down to them. The roofs were reinforced with heavy timbers. They were so strongly built throughout that most of them were intact, although the passageways leading up to the trench were choked with loose earth. There were larger surface dugouts with floors, but slightly lower than that of the trench. These were evidently built for living quarters in times of comparative quiet.

Many of them were six feet wide, from twenty to thirty feet long, and white palaces compared to the wretched little funk-holes to which we had been accustomed. They were roofed with logs, a foot or more in diameter, placed close together, and one on top of the other,

in tiers of three, with a covering of earth three or four feet thick, but although they were solidly built, They had not been proof against the rain of high explosives. Many of them were in ruins. The logs splintered like kindling wood and strewn far and wide over the ground. We found several dugouts, evidently officer's quarters, which were almost luxuriously furnished. There were rugs for the wooden floors and pictures and mirrors for the walls,

and in each of them there was the jolliest little stove with a removable lid. We discovered one of these underground palaces at the end of a blind-out, leading off from the main trench. It was at least 15 feet underground, with two stairways leading down to it, so that if escape were cut off in one direction, it was still possible to get out on the other side. We immediately took possession, built a roaring fire, and was soon passing canteens of hot tea around the circle. Life was worthwhile again. We all agreed that there were less comfortable places in which to have breakfast on rainy autumn mornings then German officers' dugouts.

The haste with which the Germans abandoned their trenches was evidenced by the amount of war material, which were they left behind, we found two machine guns and a great deal of small arms ammunition in our own limited sector of vantage. Rifles, entrenching tools, haversacks, canteens, great coats, bayonets were scattered everywhere. All of this material was of a very best.

Canteens, water bottles, and small frying pans were made of aluminum, and most ingeniously fashioned, to make them less bulky for carrying. Some of the bayonets were saw-edged. We found three of these needlessly cruel weapons in a dugout which bore the following inscription over the door. Gutt-Treat herin, Bringluck herein. It was an interesting commentary on German character.

Tommy Atkins never writes inscriptions of a religious nature over the doorway of his splinter roof shelter. Neither does he file a saw-and-law. edge on his bayonet. We found many letters, picture postcards, and newspapers among the latter. One called the Gryeg-Zutung, published at Lili, for the soldiers in the field and filled with glowing accounts of battles fought by the ever-victorious German armies. Death comes swiftly in war. One's life hangs by a thread. The most trivial circumstance saves or destroys. Mack came in, to the half-ruined dugout, where the off-duty machine gunners

were making tea over a fire of splintered logs. Jamie said, take my place at Century for a few minutes, will you? I've lost me a water bottle. It's ear in the dug-out somewhere. That'd be only a minute. I went out to the gun position a few yards away, and immediately afterward the Germans began a bombardment of our line. One's ear becomes exacted, distinguishing the the size of shells by the sound which they make in traveling through the air, and it is possible to judge the direction and the probable place of their fall. Two of us stood by the machine gun. We heard at the same time the sound which we knew meant danger, possibly death. It was the awful whistling roar of a high explosive. We dropped to the floor of the trench at once.

The explosion blackened our faces with lighted, and half blinded us. The dug-out which I left less than a moment ago was a massive wreckage. Seven of our comrades were inside. One of them crawled out, pulling himself along with one arm. The other arm was terribly crushed, and one leg was hanging by a tendon and a few shreds of flesh. My God, boys! Look what they did to me!

He kept saying it over and over while we cut the cords from our bandoliers, tied them about his leg and arm, and twisted them up to stop the flow of blood. He was a fine, healthy lad, a moment before he had been telling us what he was going to do when we went home on furlough. Now his face was the color of ashes, his voice grew weaker and weaker, and he died, but we were working over him. High explosive shells were bursting all along the line. Great masses of earth and chalk were blown in on top of men seeking protection where there was none. The ground rocked like so much pasteboard.

I heard frantic cries for picks and shovels, stretcher-bearers, stretcher-bearers, this way, for God's sake! The voices sounded as weak and futile as the squeaking of rats in a thunderstorm. When the bombardment began, all off-duty men were ordered into the deepest of the shell-proof dugouts, where they were really quite safe. But those English lads were not cowards, orders or no orders. They came out to the rescue of their comrades. They worked without a thought of their own danger.

I felt actually happy, for I was witnessing splendid heroic things. It was an experience which gave one a new and unshakable faith in his fellows. The sergeant and I rushed into the ruins of our machine-gun dugout. The roof still held in one place. There we found Mack, his head split in two as though it had been done with an axe. Gardner's head was blown completely off, and his body was so terribly mangled

that we did not know until later who he was. Preston was lying on his back, with a great, jagged, blood-stained hole through his tunic. Mert-Powl was so badly hurt that we exhausted our supply of field dressings and bandaging him. We found little Charlie Harrison, lying close to the side of the wall,

gazing at his crushed foot with a look of incredulity and horror pitiful to see. One of the men gave him first aid with all the deftness and tenderness of a woman. The rest of us dug hurriedly into a great heap of earth at the other end of the shelter. We quickly uncovered Walter, a lad who had kept us laughing at his drollery on many a rainy night. The earth had been heaped loosely on him, and he was still conscious. Good old boys, he said weakly.

I was about done for. In our haste, we dislodged another heap of earth, which, completely buried him again, and it seemed a lifetime before we were able to remove it. I have never seen a finer display of pure grit than Walters. Easy now, he said. Can't feel anything below me waist. I think I'm hurt down there. We worked as swiftly and as carefully as we could.

We knew that he was badly wounded, for the earth was soaked with blood. But when we saw, we turned away sick with horror. Fortunately, he lost consciousness while we were. were trying to disentangle him from the fallen timbers, and he died on the way to the field-dressing station. Of the seven lads in the dugout, three were killed outright. Three died within half an hour, and one escaped with a crushed foot, which had to be amputated at the field hospital. What had happened to our little group was happening to others along the entire line. Americans may have read of the bombardment which took place that autumn morning,

the dispatches, I believe described it with the usual official brevity, giving all the information really necessary from the point of view of the general public. Along the Luz-Labrasse sector, there was a lively artillery's action. We demolished some earthworks in the vicinity of Hulich. Some of our trenches near Hill 70 were damaged. Damaged! It was a guarded admission. Our line was a shambles of loose earth and splintered logs. at some places it was difficult to see just where the trench had been had the germans launched a counterattack immediately after the bombardment we should have had difficulty in holding the position but it was only what tom he called a big aporthot hate no attempt was made to follow up the advantage and we at once set to work rebuilding the loose earth had to be put into sandbags the parapets mended the holes blasted out by shells filled in the words were of it was we could not get away from the sight of the mangled bodies over our comrades,

arms and legs stuck out of the wreckage, and on every side we saw distorted human faces, the faces of men we had known, with whom we had lived and shared hardships and dangers for the months past. Those who have never lived through experiences of this sort cannot possibly know the horror of them. It is not in the heat of battle that men lose their and battle frenzy is perhaps a temporary madness. The real danger comes when the strain is relaxed. Men look about them and see the bodies of their comrades torn to pieces as though they had been hacked and butchered by fiends. One thinks of the human body is embolked, a beautiful and sacred thing. The sight of dismembered or disembowed, trampled in the bottom of a trench

smeared with blood and filth, as so revolting as to be hardly endurable. And yet, we had to endure it. We could not escape it, whichever way we looked, that were dead. Worse even than the sight of dead men were the groans and entreaties of those lying wounded in the trenches, waiting to be taken back to the dressing stations. I'm shot to the stomach, Mady. Can't you give me back?

to the ambulance. Ain't there some way you can give me back out of this?" Stick to it, old lad. You won't have long to wait. There'll be some other Red Cross along here for you to jiffy now." Give me a lift, boys, can't you? Look at my leg. Do you think it'll have to come off? Maybe they could save it if I could get to the hospital in time? Would some of you give me a lift? Can I obble along with a little help? Don't you fret, Sonny. you're going to ride back in a stretcher presently. Keep your courage up a little while longer. Some of the men in their suffering forgot everyone but themselves,

and it was not strange that they should. Others, with more iron in their natures, endured fearful agony and silence. During memorable half-hours filled with danger and death, many of my gross misjudgments of character were made clear to me. Men, whom no one had credited with heroic-quist. qualities revealed them. Others failed, rather pitifully, to live up to one's expectations. It seemed to me that there was strength or weakness in men, quite apart from the real selves,

for which they were in no way responsible, but doubtless. It had always been there, waiting to be called forth at just such crucial times. During the afternoon I heard for the first time the hysterical cry of a man whose nerve had given way. He picked up an arm and threw it far out in front of the trenches, shouting as he did in a way that made one's blood run cold. Then he sat down and started crying and moaning. He was taken back to the rear. One of the saddest casualties in a war of inconceivable horrors. I heard of many instances of nervous breakdown, but I witnessed surprisingly few of them. Men, more often badly shaken and trembled from, from head to foot. Usually they pulled themselves together under the taunts of their less susceptible

comrades. Three, Resolus and a requiem. At the close of a gloomy October day, six unshaven, mud-en-encrusted machine gunners, the surviving members of two teams, were gathered at the C-company gun emplacement. D. Company's gun had been destroyed by a shell, and so we had joined forces here in front of the wrecked dug out, and were waiting for night when we could bury our dead comrades. A fine, drenching rain was falling. We sat with our waterproof sheets thrown over our shoulders and our knees drawn up to our jins, that we might conserve the damp warmth of our bodies. No one spoke. No reference was made to our dead comrades who were lying there so close that we could almost touch them from where we sat. Nevertheless, I believe that we were all

thinking of them, however unwillingly. I tried to see them as they were only a few hours before. I tried to remember the sound of their voices, how they had laughed, but I could think only of the appearance of their mutilated bodies. On a dreary autumn evening, one's thoughts often take a melancholy turn, even though one is indoors sitting before a pleasant fire, and hearing but faintly the sighing of, of the wind and the sound of the rain beating against the window.

It is hardly to be wondered at that soldiers and trenches become discouraged at times. And on this occasion, when an unquenchably cheerful voice shot it over in an adjoining traverse, "'What, your lads? Are we downhearted? A growling chorus answered with an unmistakable. Yes. We were in an open ditch. The rain was beating down on a hard. our faces. We were waiting for darkness when we could go to our unpleasant work of grave digging. Tomorrow there would be more dead bodies and more graves to dig. And the day after, the same duty. And a day after that, the same. Week after week after week. We should be living like this, killing and being killed, binding up terrible wounds, digging graves, always doing the

same were, with not one bright or pleasant thing to look forward to. These were my thoughts, as I sat on the firing bench with my head drawn down between my knees, watching the water dripping from the edges of my patis. But I had forgotten one important item in the daily routine, supper, and I had forgotten, Private Leamy, our cook, or to give him his due, our chef. He was not the man to waste his time in gloomy reflection. With a dozen mouldy potatoes which he had procured, heaven knows where, four tens of corned, and a canteen lid filled with baking grease for raw materials, he had set to work with the enthusiasm of a born artist, the result being Resols' brown, crisp, and piping hot. It is a pleasure to think

of that meal. Private Lemmy was one of the world. one of the rare souls of earth, one of the mark to plays, who never lost his courage, or his good spirits. I remember how our spirits rose at the sound of his voice, and how gladly and quickly responded to his summons. "'There you are, me lads, bully beef, risoles, and ot tea, and it ain't arf bad for the trenches, if I do say it!' I can only wonder now at the keenness of our appetites. in the midst of the most gruesome surroundings.

Dead men were laying about us, both in the trenches and outside of them. And yet, Arisoles were not a whit the less enjoyable on that account. It was quite dark when we finished. The sergeant jumped to his feet. Let's get at it, boys, he said. Half an hour later we erected wooden crosses in Tommy's grave-strewn garden. It bore the following inscription written in pencil. PTE number 4326

MacDonald PTE number 7864 Gardner PTE number 9851 Preston PTE PTE number 6940 Allen

Royal Fusiliers They did their bit. Quietly, we slipped back into the trench and piled our picks and shovels on the pradoes. Got your mouth organ, Andy? Someone asked. He's always Andy. What do they have, lads? Give us silken hat, Tony. That's a proper funeralium.

Right, you are. Sing up now. And we sang Tommy's favorite kind of requiem. I'm silkenhat, Tony. I'm down and I'm stony. I'm not only broke, but I'm bent. The fringe of my trousers keeps lashing the houses, but still I'm a gay and content.

I stroll the West Gallery. You'll see me there daily. From Burlington Arcade, up to the old Bailey. I'm stony. I'm Tony. But that makes no difference, you see. Though I haven't a fraction, I've this satisfaction.

They built, Picadilly for me. End of chapter 10. Chapter 11 of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. This is a Libravox recording. All LibraVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit Libravox.org. Recording by Mike Vendetti.

Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall. Chapter 11. Sitting tight. 1. Lemons and cricket balls. Throughout October, we fulfilled a prophecy of the officer who told us that sitting tight in the German trenches was to be our function. There were nightly counter-attacks, preceded by heavy artillery fire,

when the enemy made determined efforts to retake the lost territory. There were needless alarms when nervous sentries got the wind up, to use the authentic trench expression, and contagious excitement set men to firing like mad into blank darkness. In the daytime, there were moments of the moment of calm, which we could not savor, owing to that other warfare, waged Domp on us by increasing hordes of parasitic enemies. We moved from one position to another, through trenches, where the tangled mass of telephone wires seemingly gifted with a kind of malignant humor,

coiled themselves about our feet or caught in the piling swivels of our rifles. There were orders and counter-orders. Alarms and excursions. Through them all, Tommy kept his balance and his air of Chiri unconcern, but he wished that he might be struck pink if he knew what we was a-doing of anyway. Our ideas of the tactical situation were decidedly vague, however we did know in a general way our position with reference to important military landmarks, and the amateur strategists were busy at all times explaining the situation to frankly ignorant comrades and outlining plans for definite action. Now if I was General French, I'd make Ehrlich, me main objective. They ain't no use of trying

to get at this part of the line till you got that village. Don't talk so bloominigrant. Ain't that just what they've been a trying? What we got to do is go around, Ehrlich, take them in the rear and from both sides. Why don't they get on with it? What to blaze What the way's doing? I've given them a chance to get dug in again? Here we all, but got him on the run, and the old show stops. The continuation of the offensive was the chief topic of conversation. The men dreaded it, but they were anxious to get through with the business.

They believed that now, if ever, there was a chance to push the Germans out of France. In the meantime, the day's work was still the day's work. the day's work. There were nightly bombing affairs, some of them most desperate, hand-to-hand contest for the possession of small sectors of trench. One of these I witnessed from a trench sixty yards away. The advantage lay with us. The enemy held only the center of the line and were forced to meet attacks from either end. However, they had a communication trench, connecting with their second line, through which carrying parties brought them a limbless supply of bombs.

The game of pitch and toss over the barricades had continued for several days without a decision. Then came orders for more decisive action. The barricades were to be destroyed, and the enemy bombed out. In underground fighting of this kind, the element of surprise is possible. If one opponent can be suddenly overwhelmed with a heavy rain of bombs, the chances of success for the attacking party are quite favorable. The action took place at dusk, shortly before the hour set.

The bombers, all of them boys in their early twenties, filed slowly along the trench, the pockets of their grenade waistcoat bulging with lemons and cricket balls, as the two most effective kinds of bombs are called. They went to their places with that spirit of stolid cheeriness, which is the wonder and admiration of everyone who knows Tommy Atkins intimately. formerly when I saw him in this mood I would think he doesn't realize. Men don't go out to meet death like this. But long association with him had convinced me of the error of this opinion.

These men knew that death or terrible injury was in store for many of them. Yet they were talking in excited and gleeful undertones, as they might have passed through the gates at a football match. Are we downhearted? Not likely, old son. Take a feel of this little puffball, smack on old Fritsey's napper as she goes. I'm going to ask for a nice, blighty one. Four months in Brentford Hospital on me, Christmas pudding not me home.

Now don't forget, you, blokes. Country of London War Hospital for me. If I gets a knock, write it on a piece of paper, and pin it on me tunic, when you'd sends me back to the ambulance. The barricades were blown up and the fight was on. A two-hundred-piece orchestra of blacksmiths with sledgehammers beating kettle-drums the size of brewery vats might have approximated in quality and volume the sound of the battle. This spectacular effect was quite different from that of a counter-attack across the open. Lurid flashes of light issued from the ground as though a door to the infernal regions had been thrown jarringly open.

The cloud of thick smoke was shot through with red gleams. Men ran along the parapet, hurling bombs down into the trench. Now they were hidden by the smoke, now silhouetted for an instant against the glare of blinding light. An hour passed, and there was no change in the situation. Ritchie's a tough old bird, said Tommy. He's a going to die game. You got to give it to him.

The excitement was intense. Urgent calls for more lemons, more cricket balls, were sent back constantly. after box, each containing a dozen grenades, was passed up the line from hand to hand, and still the call for more bombs. We couldn't send them up fast enough. The wounded were coming back in twos and threes. One lad, his eyes covered with a bloody bandage, was led by another with a shattered hand. Poor old Titch, she went off right in his face. But you did your bit, Titch, you ought to be seeing him. You bloke, wasn't we a letting them have it.

Another man hobbled past on one foot, supporting himself against the side of the trench. Got a bloody one, he said gleefully. So long, you lads. I'll be with you after the holidays. Those who do not know the horrors of modern warfare cannot readily understand the joy of the soldier at receiving a wound which is not likely to prove serious, a bullet in the arm or the shoulder, even though it shatters the bone or a piece of shrapnel or shell casing in the lake. was always a matter of congratulation. Those were blighty wounds.

When Tommy received one of this kind, he was a candidate for hospital and blighty, as England was affectionately called. For several months, he would be far away from the awful turmoil. His body would be clean. He would be rid of the vermin and sleep comfortably in a bit at night.

The strain would be relaxed, and who knows the war might be over before he was again fit for active service, and so the less seriously wounded made their way painfully but cheerfully along the trench on their way to the field dressing station, the motor ambulance, the hospital ship, and home, while their unwounded comrades gave them words of encouragement and good cheer. Good luck to you, Sammy, boy. If you seize my missus, tell her I'm as right as rain. Sammy, you lucky blighter, when you're convalescent and have a pint of ale at the white lion for me.

"'And a good feat of fish and chips for me, Sammy. "'Mind your foot. There's a old just here. "'Here comes old Sid. Where you caught it, mate?' "'In me bloomin' shoulder. It ain't a rfe giving it to me. "'Never you mind, Sid, blighty for you, boy.' "'Hi, Zid. Tell me, old lady, I'm still up and coming, will you? "'You know, where she lives, forty-six broomy road?' One lad, his nerve gone, pushed his way frantically down the trench.

He had funked it. He was hysterical with fright and crying in a dry, shaking voice. "'It's too horrible. I can't stand it. Blow you, to the hell they do. Look at me. I'm slighter than blood. I can't stand it. They ain't no man can stand it.'

He met with scant courtesy. A trench during an attack is no place for the faint-hearted. An unsympathetic Tommy kicked him savagely. Go ahead you some, you bloody little coward. More lemons, more cricket balls. And at least victory, Fritzy had chucked it, and men of the Royal Engineers that wonderfully efficient corps were on the spot with picks and shovels and sandbags

clearing out the wreckage and building a new barricade at the further end of the communication trench. It was only a minor affair, one of many which take place nightly in the firing line. Two score yards of trench were captured. The cost was perhaps one man per yard, but as Tommy said, It ain't to trench what counts. It's a more ale. Bucks the blocs up to win. And that's worth a old bloomin Army Corps. Two. Go at the Norfolk's.

Rumors of all degrees of absurdity reached us. The enemy was massing on our right, on our left, on our immediate front. The division was to attack at dawn under cover of a hundred bomb-dropping battleplanes. Units of the new armies to the number of 500,000 were concentrating behind the lines from La Brazéé to Arras. And another tremendous drive was to be made in conjunction with the French.

As a matter of fact, we knew less of what was actually happening than did people in England and America. Most of these reports sprang full-grown from the fertile brains of officers' servants. Scraps of information, which they gathered while in attendance at the officer's nest dugout were pieced together, and much new material of their own invention added. The striving was for pecancy rather than plausibility.

A wild tale was always better than a dull one. Furthermore, the Batman were our only sources of official information and could always command a hearing. When one of them came down the trench with that mysterious, I could a tale unfold here. He was certain to be halted by willingly gullible comrades. What's up, Jerry? Anything new? Nerf now. Keep this under your hats, you bloke's.

My governor was a-talkin' to Major Bradley this morning while I wasn't making this tea, and he says, then followed the thrilling narrative, a disclosure of official secrets, while groups of war-torn tommies listened with eager interest. Spreading the news was a tragic comedy enacted daily in the trenches. But we were not entirely in their dark. The signs which preceded an engagement were unmistakable.

And toward the middle of October, there was general agreement that an important action was about to take place. British Aircraft had been patrolling our front ceaselessly for hours. Several battalions, including our own, which had just gone into reserve at Vermeels, were placed on bomb-carrying fatigue. As we went up to the firing line with our first low, we found all of the support trenches filled to overflow me with troops in fighting order.

We reached the first line as the preliminary bombardment started. Scores of batteries were concentrating their fire on the enemy's trenches directly opposite us. It is useless to attempt to depict what lay before us as we looked over the parapet. The trenches were hidden from view in a cloud of smoke and flame and dirt. The earth was like a muddy sea, dashed high and spray against hidden rocks. The men who were to leave the attack were standing rifle in hand, waiting for the sudden cessation of fire,

which would be the signal for them to mount the parapet. Bombers and bayonet men alternated in series of two. The bombers wore their medieval-looking shrapnel-proof helmets and heavy canvas grenade coats with twelve pockets sagging with bombs. Their rifles were slung on their backs to give them free use of their hands. Everyone was smoking. Some calmly, some with short nervous puffs. It was interesting to watch the faces of the men.

One could read almost to a certainty what was going on in their minds. Some of them were thinking of the terrible events so near at hand. They were imagining the horrors of the attack in detail. Others were unconcernedly intent upon adjusting straps of their equipment or in rubbing their clips of ammunition with an oily rag. Several men were singing to a mouth organ accompaniment. I saw their lips moving, but not a sound reached me above the din of the guns, although I was standing only a few yards distant.

It was like an absurd pantomime. As I watched them, the sense of the unreality of the whole thing swept over me more strongly than ever before. This can't be true, I thought. I have never been a soldier. There isn't any European war. I had the curious feeling that my body and brain were functioning quite apart from me. I was only a slow-witted, incredulous spectator, looking on with a stupid animal wonder. I have learned that this feeling is quite common among men in the trenches. A part of the mind works normally, and another part which seems to be one's essential self,

refuses to assimilate and classify experiences so unusual, so different from anything in the catalog of memory. For two hours and a half. The roar of the guns continued, then it stopped as suddenly as it had begun. An officer near me shouted, Now men, follow me! And clambered over the parapet. There was no hesitation in a moment the trench was empty, save for the bomb-carrying parties and an artillery observation officer

who was jumping up and down on the firing line bench shouting. Go at the Norfolk's! Go at the Norfolk! My God, isn't it fine? Isn't it splendid! There you have the British officer, true to type. He is a sportsman next to taking part in a fight he loves to see one, and he says, isn't, not, ain't. Even under stress of the greatest excitement.

The German artillery, which had been reserving fire, now poured forth a deluge of shrapnel. The sound of rifle fire was scattered and ragged at first, but it increased steadily in volume. Then came the boiler factory chorus. The sharp rattle of dozens of machine guns. The bullets were flying over our heads like swarms of angry wasps. A ration-box board which I held above the parapet was struck almost immediately.

Fortunately for the artillery officer, a disrespectful NCO pulled him down into the trench. It's no use you're a-throwing your life away, sir. You won't help him over by barking at him. He was up again almost at once, coolly watching the progress of the troops from behind a small barricade of sandbags, and reporting upon it to battery several miles in rear, the temptation to look over the parapet was not to be resisted. The artillery lengthened their ranges.

I saw the curtain of flamethrot smoke leap at a bound to the next line of German trenches. Within a few moments, several lines of reserves filed into the front trench and went over the parapet in support of the first line, advancing with heads down like men bucking into the fury of a gale. We saw them only for an instant as they jumped to their feet outside the trench and rushed forward. Many were hit before they had passed through the gaps in our barbed wire. Those who were able crept back and were helped into the trench by comrades. One man was killed as he was about to reach a place of safety.

He lay on a parapet with his head and arms hanging down inside the trench. His face was that of a boy of twenty-one or twenty-two. I carry the memory of it with me today, as vividly as when I left the trenches in November. Following the attacking infantry were those other soldiers whose work, though less spectacular than that of the riflemen, was just as essential and quite as dangerous. Royal engineers with picks and shovels and sandbags

rushed forward to reverse the parapets of the captured trenches, and to clear out the wreckage, while the riflemen waited for the launching of the first counter-attack. They were preceded by men of the signaling corps, who advanced swiftly and skillfully unwinding spools of insulated telephone wire as they went, bomb carriers, stretcher-bearers, and tent upon their widely divergent duties followed. The work of salvage and destruction went hand in hand. The battle continued until evening, when we received orders to most of move up to the firing line. We started at five o'clock, and although we had less than three miles to go, we did not reach the end of our journey until four the next morning, owing to the fatigue

parties and the long stream of wounded which blocked the communication trenches. For more than an hour we lay just outside of the trench, looking down on a seemingly in the procession of casualties. Some of the men were crying like children, some growing pitifully, some laughing despite their wounds. I heard dialects peculiar to every part of England, and fragmentary accounts of hair-breadth escapes in desperate fighting. There was a big Dutchman, coming at me from the other side, lucky for me, that I had a round of me breach. He'd have got me if it hadn't been for that cartridge. I let him have it, and he crumbled up like a wet blanket. Seven of them, and that dazed like they wasn't a good for anything, my name.

on, I would have been fair murder to kill him. They wasn't a wanton to fight. Boys, scarcely out of their teens, talked with the air of old veterans. Many of them had been given their first taste of real fighting, and they were experiencing a very common and natural reaction. Their courage had been put to the most severe test, and had not given way. It was not difficult to understand the relation, and one could forgive their boastful talk of bloody deeds. One highly strung lad was dangerously near to nervous breakdown. He had bayoneted his first German and could not forget the experience. He told of it over and over as the line moved slowly along.

I couldn't get me bayonet out, he said. When he fell, he pulled me over on top of him. I had to put me foot against him to pull it and it came out with a jerk. We met small groups of prisoners under escort of proud and happy tommies, who gave us conflicting reports of the success of the attack. Some of them said that two more lines of German trenches had been taken, others declared that we had broken completely through and that the enemy were in full retreat. Upon arriving at our position, we were convinced that at least one trench had been captured, but when we mounted our guns and peered cautiously over

the parapet, the lights which we saw in the distance were the flashes of German rifles, not the Street lamps of Berlin 3. Christian practice. Meanwhile, the inhumanity of war without truces was being revealed to us on every hand. Hundreds of bodies were lying between the opposing lines of trenches, and there was no chance to bury them. Fatigue parties were set out at night to dispose of those which were lying close to the parapets, but the work was constantly delayed and interrupted by persistent sniping and heavy

shell fire. Others further out lay where they had fallen day after day and week after week. Many an anxious mother in England was seeking news of a son whose body had become a part of the Flemish landscape. During the week following the commencement of the offensive, the wounded were brought back in twos and threes from the contested area, over which attacks and counterattacks were taking place. One plucky Englishman was discovered about 50 yards in front of our trenches. He was waving a handkerchief tied to the handle of his entrenching tool. Stretcher-bearers ran out under fire and brought him in. He had been wounded in the foot when his company were advancing up the slope, fifteen hundred yards away. When he was found

necessary to retire, he had been left with many dead and wounded comrades, far from the possibility of help by friends. He had bandaged his wound with his first-aid dressing and had crawled back a few yards at a time. He secured. cured food from the haversacks of dead comrades, and at length, after a week of painful creeping, reached our lines. Another of our comrades was discovered by a listening patrol six days after he had been wounded. He too had been stuck down close to the enemy's second line. Two kind hundred German sentries, to whom he had signaled, crept out at night and gave

him hot coffee to drink. He begged them to carry him in, but they told him they were forbidden to take any wounded prisoners. As he was unable to crawl, he must have died had it not been for the keen ears of the men of the listening patrol. A third victim, who I saw was brought in at daybreak by a working party. He had been shot in the jaw and lay unattended through at least five wet October days and nights. His eyes were swollen shut. Blood poisoning had set in from a wound which would certainly not have been fatal. Could it have received early attention? We knew that there must be many wounded still alive in the tall grass between our lines.

We knew that many were dying, who might be saved. The Red Cross Corps made nightly searches for them, but the difficulties to be overcome were great. The volume of fire increased tremendously at night. Furthermore, there was a wide area to be searched, and, in the darkness men laying unconscious or too weak from the loss of blood to groan or shout, were discovered only by accident. Tommy Atkins isn't an advocate of peace at any price,

but the sight of awful and needless suffering invariably moved him to declare himself against the inhuman practices in war of so-called Christian nations. Christian nations, he would say scornfully, if this air is a sample of Christianity, I'll take me chances down below when I gets knocked out. His comrades greeted such outbursts with her. hearty approval.

I'm with you there, mate. It won't be such a dusty old place if all the Christians go upstairs. They ain't no God having anything to do with this war, I'm telling you. All the religious blocs in England and France and Germany ain't it going to pray him. I'm into it.

I'm not in a position to speak for Hans and France, who faced us from the other side of no man's land. But as for Tommy, it seemed to me that he had a higher opinion of the deity than many of his better-educated countrymen at home. Four, Tommy. By the end of the month, we had seen more of suffering and death than it is good for men to see in a lifetime.

There were attacks and counter-attacks, hand-to-hand fights in communication trenches with bombs and bayonets, heavy bombardments, nightly burial parties. Tommy Atkins looked like a beast. His clothing was hardened mud casing. His body was the color of the sticky flanders clay in which he lived, but his soul was clean and fine. I saw him rescuing wounded comrades, tending them in the trenches,

encouraging them, and heartening them, when he himself was discouraged and sick at heart. "'You're going on, Maray, blammy think of that. Back to old blighty, while the rest of us got to stick it out here. Don't I wish I was you? not Arp. You ain't bad, hurt. Strike me pink.

You'll be as keen as a whistle in a couple of months. And here, Christmas and Blighty, son, say I'll take your busted shoulder if you'll give me that chance. They ain't nothing they can't do for you back at the base hospital. Remember how they fixed old ginger up? You ain't caught it off as bad. In England before I knew him, for the man he is, I said, how am i to endure living with him and now i am thinking how am i to endure living without him without the inspiration of his splendid courage without the visible example of his unselfish devotion to his fellows

there were a few cowards and shirkers who failed to live up to the standards set by their comrades i remember the man of thirty-five or forty who lay whimpering in the trench when there was unpleasant work to be done, while boys half his age kicked him in a vain attempt to waken him to a sense of duty. But instances of this kind were rare. There were not enough of them to serve as a foil to the shining deeds which were of daily and hourly occurrence. Tommy is sick of the war, dead sick of it. He is weary of the interminable procession of comfortless nights and days. He is weary of the sight of maimed and bleeding men. of the awful suspense of waiting for death. In the words of his pathetic little song,

he does want to go home. But there is that within him which says, hold on. He is a compound of cheery optimism and grim tenacity, which makes him an incomparable fighting man. The intimate picture of him, which lingers most willingly in my mind, is that which I carried with me.

from the trenches on the Drury November evening shortly before I bade him goodbye. It had been raining and sleeting for a week. The trenches were knee-deep in water, in some places waist-deep, for the ground was as level as the floor, and there was no possibility of drainage. We were wet through and our legs were numb, with the cold. Near our gun position there was a hole in the floor of the trench, where the water had collected in a deep pool. A bridge of boards had been built around one side of this,

but in the darkness a passerby slipped and fell into the icy water nearly up to his armpits. "'Now then, Mitty,' said an exasperating voice, "'bathing in our private pool without a permit.' "'And another, "'here, son, this ain't a swimming bath. "'That's our tea water you are standing in.' "'The Tommy in the pool must have been nearly fro'

but for a moment he made no attempt to get out. "'Worny you fetch me a bit of soap, will you?' He said coaxingly. "'You ain't it going to talk about T-1 or two a bloke one ain't at a bough in seven weeks?' It is men of this stamp who have the fortunes of England in their keeping, and they are called the boys of the bulldog breed. The end. End of Chapter 11.

End of Kitchener's Mob by James Norman Hall.