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Episode Date: July 26, 2023Lesley Castle by Jane Austen audiobook. Genre: comedy In Lesley Castle, a young Jane Austen turns the fashionable epistolary novel inside out, using a chain of sharp, intimate letters to expose the v...anity, jealousy, and performative sensibility of polite society. The correspondence begins between Margaret Lesley, secluded with her sister Matilda at their family's old estate, and her longtime friend Charlotte Lutterell, who writes from a whirl of social obligations and family drama. As weddings are planned and disrupted, new alliances form, and reputations wobble on the edge of scandal, each letter becomes both confession and competition: the writers insist on their own virtue and feeling even as their words betray self-interest, hunger for attention, and a comic lack of self-knowledge. The arrival of a new Lady Lesley at the castle shifts the household's balance, while Charlotte's circle in Bristol and London adds fresh fuel for gossip, matchmaking, and moral posturing. By letting multiple voices contradict and expose one another, Austen builds a witty portrait of people who narrate themselves as heroes of a grand romance, when they are often the authors of their own absurdity. The work is unfinished, but its satirical spark is unmistakable. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:07:34) Chapter 02 (00:16:53) Chapter 03 (00:24:44) Chapter 04 (00:33:14) Chapter 05 (00:36:08) Chapter 06 (00:46:34) Chapter 07 (00:56:31) Chapter 08 (01:00:38) Chapter 09 (01:05:03) Chapter 10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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letter the first of leslie castle by jane austin leslie castle an unfinished novel in letters to henry thomas austin esqar sir i am now availing myself of the liberty you have frequently honoured me with of dedicating one of my novels to you
That it is unfinished, I grieve.
Yet fear that from me, it will always remain so,
that as far as it is carried,
it should be so trifling and so unworthy of you,
is another concern to your obliged, humble servant.
The author.
Messrs. Demand and Co.
Please to pay Jane Austen Spinster
the sum of 100 guineas
on account of your humble servant.
H.T. Austin.
Leslie Castle
Letter the first is from Miss Margaret Leslie to Miss Charlotte
Lutterall
Leslie Castle January the 3rd
1792
My brother has just left us
Matilda
said he at parting
You and Margaret will I am certain
Take all the care of my dear little one
That she might have received from an indulgent
and affectionate and amiable mother
tears rolled down his cheeks as he spoke these words the remembrance of her who had so wantonly disgraced the maternal character and so openly violated the conjugal duties prevented his adding anything farther
he embraced his sweet child and after saluting matilda and me hastily broke from us and seating himself in his chaise pursued the road to aberdeen
never was there a better young man ah how little did he deserve the misfortunes he has experienced in the marriage state
so good a husband to so bad a wife for you know my dear charlotte that the worthless louisa left him her child and reputation a few weeks ago in company with danvers and dishonour never was there a sweeter face a finer form or a less amiable home
heart than Louisa owned. Her child already possesses the personal charms of her unhappy mother.
May she inherit from her father, all his mental ones. Leslie is at present but five and 20,
and has already given himself up to melancholy and despair. What a difference between him and his
father, Sir George is 57 and still remains the bow, the flighty stripling, the gay,
the sprightly youngster that his son was really about five years back and that he has affected to appear ever since my remembrance.
While our father is fluttering about the streets of London, gay, dissipated and thoughtless at the age of 57,
Matilda and I continue secluded from mankind in our old and mouldering castle,
which is situated two miles from Perth on a bold projecting rock,
and commands an extensive view of the town and its delightful environs.
But though retired from almost all the world,
for we visit no one but the MacLeods,
the McKenzie's, the Macphersons, the McCartneys,
the Macdonalds, the MacKinnens,
the McClellens, the Macquay's,
the Macbeths and the Macduffs.
We are neither dull nor unhappy.
On the contrary, there were never too more lively,
more agreeable or more witty girls.
than we are. Not an hour in the day hangs heavy on our hands. We read, we work, we walk,
and when fatigued with these employments, relieve our spirits, either by a lively song,
a graceful dance, or by some smart bon moe and witty repartee. We are handsome, my dear Charlotte,
very handsome, and the greatest of our perfections is that we are entirely insensible of them
ourselves. But why do I thus dwell on myself? Let me rather repeat the praise of our dear little niece,
the innocent Louisa, who is at present sweetly smiling in a gentle nap as she reposes on the sofa.
The dear creature is just turned of two years old, as handsome as though two and twenty, as sensible as
though two and 30, and as prudent as though two and 40. To convince you of this, I must inform you
that she has a very fine complexion and very pretty features, that she already knows the first
two letters in the alphabet, and that she never tears her frocks. If I have not now convinced
you of her beauty, sense and prudence, I have nothing more to urge in support of my assertion,
and you will therefore have no way of deciding the affair, but by coming to Leslie Castle,
and by a personal acquaintance with Louisa, determined for yourself.
Ah, my dear friend, how happy should I be to see you within these venerable walls?
It is now four years since my removal from school has separated me from you.
That two such tender hearts, so closely linked together by the ties of sympathy and friendship,
should be so widely removed from each other, is vastly moving.
I live in Perthshire, you in Sussex.
We might meet in London.
Were my father disposed to carry me there,
and were your mother to be there at the same time?
We might meet at Bath, at Tumbridge, or anywhere else indeed.
Could we but be at the same place together?
We have only to hope that such a period may arrive.
My father does not return to us till autumn.
My brother will leave Scotland in a few days.
He is impatient to travel.
Mistaken youth.
He vainly flatters himself that change of air will heal the wounds of a broken heart.
You will join with me, I am certain, my dear Charlotte,
in prayers for the recovery of the unhappy Leslie's peace of mind,
which must ever be essential to that of your sincere friend.
M. Leslie.
End of Letter
I. Letter the 2nd of Leslie Castle by Jane Austen.
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Leslie Castle, letter the second, from Miss C. Lutorel to Miss M. Leslie.
In answer.
Glenford, February 12th.
I have a thousand excuses to beg for having so long delayed thanking you, my dear Peggy, for your agreeable letter,
which, believe me, I should not have deferred doing had not every moment of my time during the last five weeks been so fully employed in the necessary arrangements for my sister's wedding.
as to allow me no time to devote either to you or myself.
And now what provokes me more than anything else is that the matches broke off
and all my labour thrown away.
Imagine how great the disappointment must be to me
when you consider that after having laboured both by night and by day
in order to get the wedding dinner ready by the time appointed.
After having roasted beef, broiled mutton, and stewed soup enough to last the new married couple through the honeymoon.
I had the mortification of finding that I had been roasting, broiling, and stewing, both the moon.
meet and myself to no purpose. Indeed, my dear friend, I never remember suffering any vexation
equal to what I experienced on last Monday when my sister came running to me in the storeroom with
her face as white as a whipped syllable and told me that Hervey had been thrown from his horse,
had fractured his skull, and was pronounced by his surgeon to be in the most imminent danger.
Good God, said I. You don't say so. Why, what in the name of heaven will become of all the
We shall never be able to eat it while it is good.
However, we'll call in the surgeon to help us.
I shall be able to manage the sirloin myself.
My mother will eat the soup, and you and the doctor must finish the rest.
Here I was interrupted by seeing one poor sister fall down to appearance lifeless upon one of the chests.
where we keep our table lidded.
I immediately called my mother and the maids,
and at last we brought her to herself again.
As soon as ever she was sensible,
she expressed a determination of going instantly to Henry,
and was so wildly bent on this scheme
that we had the greatest difficulty in the world
to prevent her,
putting it in execution. At last, however, more by force than in treaty, we prevailed on her to go into
her room. We laid her upon the bed, and she continued for some hours in the most dreadful
convulsions. My mother and I continued in the room with her. And when any intervals of tolerable
composure in
Eloesia would allow
us. We joined
in heartfelt lamentations
on the dreadful waste
in our provisions
which this event must
occasion, and
in concerting some plan
for getting rid of them.
We agreed that the best thing we could do
was to begin eating them
immediately, and accordingly
we ordered up the cold hands,
and vows, and instantly began our devouring plan on them with great alacrity.
We would have persuaded Eloicia to have taken a wing of a chicken, but she would not be persuaded.
She was, however, much quieter than she had been.
The convulsions she had before suffered, having given way to an almost perfect insensibility.
We endeavoured to rouse her by every means in our power, but to no purpose.
I talked to her of Henry.
Dear Eloisia, said I, there's no occasion for your crying so much about such a trifle,
for I was willing to make light of it in order to comfort her.
I beg you would not mind it.
You see, it does not vex me in the least, though perhaps I may suffer.
most from it after all, for I shall not only be obliged to eat up all the vituals I have dressed
already, but must, if Henry should recover, which, however, is not very likely, dress as
much for you again, or should he die, as I suppose he will, I shall still have to prepare a dinner
for you whenever you marry anyone else. So you see that, though perhaps, for you, perhaps,
For the present it may afflict you to think of Henry's sufferings.
Yet I dare say he'll die soon, and then his pain will be over, and you will be easy,
whereas my trouble will last much longer, for work as hard as I may,
I am certain that the pantry cannot be cleared in less than a fortnight.
Thus I did all in my power to console her, but without any effect,
and at last as I saw that she did not seem to listen to me, I said no more.
But leaving her with my mother, I took down the remains of the ham and chicken,
and sent William to ask how Henry did.
He was not expected to live many hours.
He died the same day.
We took all possible care to break the melancholy event to Eloesia in the tenderest manner.
Yet in spite of every precaution, her sufferings are,
hearing it were too violent for her reason, and she continued for many hours in a high delirium.
She is still extremely ill, and her physicians are greatly afraid of her going into a decline.
We are therefore preparing for Bristol, where we mean to be in the course of the next week.
And now, my dear Margaret, let me talk a little of your affairs, and in the first place I'm
must inform you that it is confidently reported your father is going to be married i am very unwilling to believe so unpleasing a report and at the same time cannot wholly discredit it
i have written to my friend susan fitzgerald for information concerning it which as she is at present in town she will be very able to give me i know not
who is the lady, I think your brother is extremely right in the resolution he has taken of
travelling, as it will perhaps contribute to obliterate from his remembrance those disagreeable
events, which have lately so much afflicted him. I am happy to find that those secluded
from all the world, neither you nor Matilda, are dull or unhappy, that you may never know what it
is to be either is the wish of your sincerely affectionate c l p s i have this incident received an answer from my friend susan which i enclose to you and on which you will make your own reflections
the enclosed letter my dear charlotte you could not have applied for information concerning the report of sir george leslie's marriage to anyone better able to give it
you than I am. Sir George is certainly married. I was myself present at the ceremony, which you
will not be surprised at when I subscribe myself, your affectionate Susan Leslie.
End of Letter the Second. Letter the third of Leslie Castle by Jane Austen.
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of the third from Miss Margaret Leslie Leslie Castle February the 16th.
I have made my own reflections on the letter you enclosed to me, my dear Charlotte, and I will now tell
you what those reflections were. I reflected that if by this second marriage, Sir George
should have a second family, our fortunes must be considerably diminished, that if his wife
should be of an extravagant turn, she would encourage him to persevere in that gay and dissipated
way of life, to which little encouragement would be necessary, and which has, I fear, already proved
but too detrimental to his health and fortune, that she would now become mistress of those
jewels which once adorned our mother, and which Sir George had always promised us, that if they
did not come into Perthshire, I should not be able to gratify.
my curiosity of beholding my mother-in-law and that if they did, Matilda would no longer sit at the head
of her father's table. These, my dear Charlotte, were the melancholy reflections, which crowded into
my imagination after perusing Susan's letter to you, and which instantly occurred to
Matilda when she had perused it likewise. The same ideas, the same fears, immediately occupied her mind,
and I know not which reflection distressed her most, whether the probable diminution of our fortunes
or her own consequence. We both wish very much to know whether Lady Leslie is handsome and what is your
opinion of her, as you honour her with the appellation of your friend. We flatter ourselves that she must be
amiable. My brother is already in Paris. He intends to quit it in a few days and to begin his
route to Italy. He writes in a most cheerful manner, says that the heir of France has greatly recovered
both his health and spirits, that he has now entirely ceased to think of Louisa with any degree
either of pity or affection, that he even feels himself obliged to her for her elopement,
as he thinks it very good fun to be single again. By this you may perceive that he has entirely
regain that cheerful gaiety and sprightly wit, for which he was once so remarkable.
When he first became acquainted with Louisa, which was little more than three years ago,
he was one of the most lively, the most agreeable young men of the age.
I believe you never yet heard the particulars of his first acquaintance with her.
It commenced at our cousin Colonel Drummond's, at whose house in Cumberland he spent the
Christmas, in which he attained the age of two and twenty.
Louisa Burton was the daughter of a distant relation of Mrs Drummond, who, dying a few months
before in extreme poverty, left his only child then about 18 to the protection of any of his
relations who would protect her.
Mrs Drummond was the only one who found herself so disposed.
Louisa was therefore removed from a miserable cottage in Yorkshire to a very much.
an elegant mansion in Cumberland, and from every pecuniary distress that poverty could inflict,
to every elegant enjoyment that money could purchase. Louisa was naturally ill-tempered and
cunning, but she had been taught to disguise her real disposition under the appearance of insinuating
sweetness, by a father, who but too well knew that to be married would be the only chance
she would have of not being starved, and who flattered himself, that with such an extraordinary
share of personal beauty, joined to a gentleness of manners and an engaging address, she might
stand a good chance of pleasing some young man who might afford to marry a girl without a shilling.
Louisa perfectly entered into her father's schemes and was determined to forward them with all her
care and attention. By dint of perseverance and application, she had at length so thoroughly disguised
her natural disposition under the mask of innocence and softness, as to impose upon everyone who had not, by
a long and constant intimacy with her, discovered her real character. Such was Louisa when the hapless
Leslie first beheld her at Drummond House. His heart, which to use your favourite,
comparison was as delicate as sweet and as tender as a whipped syllabub.
Could not resist her attractions.
In a very few days he was falling in love.
Shortly after, actually fell,
and before he had known her a month, he had married her.
My father was at first highly displeased as so hasty and imprudent a connection.
But when he found that they did not mind it,
he soon became perfectly reconciled to the match.
The estate near Aberdeen, which my brother possesses,
by the bounty of his great uncle independent of Sir George,
was entirely sufficient to support him and my sister in elegance and ease.
For the first twelve months, no one could be happier than Leslie,
and no one more amiable to appearance than Louisa,
and so plausibly did she act,
and so cautiously behave that though Matilda and I often spent several weeks together with them,
yet we neither of us had any suspicion of her real disposition.
After the birth of Louisa, however, which one would have thought would have strengthened her regard for Leslie,
the masks she had so long supported was by degrees thrown aside,
and as probably she then thought herself secure in the affection of her husband.
which did indeed appear if possible augmented by the birth of his child she seemed to take no pains to prevent that affection from ever diminishing our visits therefore to dumbbeath were now less frequent and by far less agreeable than they used to be
our absence was however never either mentioned or lamented by louisa who in the society of young danvers with whom she became acquainted at aberdeen
He was at one of the universities there, felt infinitely happier than in that of Matilda and your friend,
though there certainly never were pleasanter girls than we are.
You know the sad end of all Leslie's conubial happiness.
I will not repeat it. Adjure, my dear Charlotte.
Although I have not yet mentioned anything of the matter,
I hope you will do me the justice to believe that I think and feel a great deal for your sister's afflict.
I do not doubt but that the healthy air of the Bristol Downs will entirely remove it by erasing from her mind the remembrance of Henry.
I am my dear Charlotte, yours ever, M. L.
End of Letter the Third.
Letter the fourth of Leslie Castle by Jane Austen.
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Leslie Castle, letter the fourth from Miss C. Luterell to Miss M. Leslie.
Bristol, February 27th, my dear Peggy, I have but just received your letter,
which, being directed to Sussex, while I was at Bristol, was obliged to be forwarded to me here,
and from some unaccountable delay, has but this instant reached me.
I return you many thanks for the account it contains of Leslie's acquaintance, love and marriage with Luisia, which has, not the less, entertained me for having often been repeated to me before.
I have the satisfaction of informing you that we have every reason to imagine our pantry is by this time nearly cleared, as we left particular orders with the servants to eat.
as hard as they possibly could, and to call in a couple of chairwomen to assist them.
We brought a cold pigeon pie, a cold turkey, a cold tongue, and half a dozen jellies with us,
which we were lucky enough, with the help of our landlady, her husband, and their three children
to get rid of in less than two days after our arrival.
Paul Elyzia is still so very indifferent, both in health and spirits, that I very much fear the air of the Bristol Downs.
Healthy as it is, has not been able to drive poor Henry from her remembrance.
You ask me whether your new mother-in-law is handsome and amiable.
I will now give you an exact description of her bodily and mental charms.
She is short, and extremely well-made, is naturally pale, but rouges a good deal, has fine eyes, and fine teeth,
as she will take care to let you know as soon as she sees you, and is altogether very pretty.
She is remarkably good-tempered when she has her own way, and very lively when she is not out of humour.
She is naturally extravagant and not very affected, she never reads anything but the letters she receives from me,
and never writes anything but her answers to them.
She plays, sings and dances, but has no taste for either, and excels in nether, and excels in nether.
none, though she says she is passionately fond of all.
Perhaps you may flatter me so far as,
To be surprised, that one of whom I speak with so little affection,
should be my particular friend,
but to tell you the truth our friendship arose, rather,
from caprice on her side than esteem on mine,
we spend two or three days together with a lady in Berkshire,
with whom we both happened to be keen.
connected. During our visit, the weather being remarkably bad, and our party particularly stupid,
she was so good as to conceive violent partiality for me, which very soon settled in a downright
friendship, and ended in an established correspondence. She is probably by this time as tired
of me as I am of her, but as she is,
too polite and I am too civil to say so. Our letters are still as frequent and affectionate as ever,
and our attachment as firm and sincere as when it first convinced. As she had a great taste
for the pleasures of London and of Brightlin stone, she will, I dare say, find some difficulty
in prevailing on herself even to satisfy the curiosity, I dare say, she feels,
of beholding you at the expense of quitting those favourite haunts of dissipation for the melancholy,
though venerable gloom of the castle you inhabit.
Perhaps, however, if she finds her health impaired by too much amusement,
she may acquire fortitude sufficient to undertake a journey to Scotland,
in the hope of its proving at least beneficial to her health.
if not conducive to her happiness, your fears, I am sorry to say,
concerning your father's extravagance, your own fortunes,
your mother's duels, and your sister's consequence,
I should suppose are but too well-founded.
My friend herself has £4,000,
and will probably spend nearly as much every year in dress.
and public places, if she can get it.
She will certainly not endeavour to reclaim Sir George from the manner of living to which he has been so long accustomed.
And there is therefore some reason to fear that you will be very well off if you can get any fortune at all.
The jewels, I should imagine, too, will undoubtedly be hers.
and there is too much reason to think that she will preside at her husband's table in preference to his daughter.
But, as so melancholy a subject must necessarily extremely distress you, I will no longer dwell on it.
Eloisea's indisposition has brought us to Bristol at so unfashionable a season of the year.
year that we have actually seen but one genteel family since we came.
Mr. and Mrs. Marlowe are very agreeable people.
The ill health of their little boy occasioned their arrival here.
You may imagine that being the only family with whom we can converse,
we are, of course, on a footing of intimacy with them.
We see them indeed almost every day, and dine with them.
yesterday. We spent a very pleasant day and had a very good dinner, though to be sure the veal
was terribly underdone, and the curry had no seasoning. I could not help wishing all dinner time
that I had been at the dressing it. A brother of Mrs. Marlowe, Mr. Cleveland, is with them
at present. He is a good-looking young man, and seems to have a good deal to
say for himself. I tell Eluisia that she should set her cap at him, but she does not at all seem to relish
the proposal. I should like to see the girl married, and Cleveland has a very good estate.
Perhaps you may wonder that I do not consider myself as well as my sister in my matrimonial projects.
But to tell you the truth, I never wish to act a more principal part at a wedding than the superintending
and directing the dinner. And therefore, while I can get any of my acquaintance to marry for me,
I shall never think of doing it myself, as I very much suspect that I should not have so much
time for dressing my own wedding dinner as for dressing that of my friends. Your sincerely,
C. L. End of Letter the Fourth. Letter the Fifth of Leslie C.
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Miss Margaret Leslie to Miss Charlotte Luttrell. Leslie Castle, March 18th. On the same day that I receive
your last kind letter, Matilda received one from Sir George, which was dated from Edinburgh,
and informed us that he should do himself the pleasure of introducing Lady Leslie to us on the following evening.
This as you may suppose considerably surprised us, particularly as your account of her ladyship,
had given us reason to imagine there was little chance of her visiting Scotland at a time that London must be so gay.
As it was our business, however, to be delighted at such a mark of condescension as a visit for
from Sir George and Lady Leslie, we prepared to return them an answer expressive of the happiness
we enjoyed in expectation of such a blessing. When luckily recollecting that as they were to
reach the castle the next evening, it would be impossible for my father to receive it before
he left Edinburgh. We contented ourselves with leaving them to suppose that we were as happy
as we ought to be. At nine in the evening on the following day, they came.
accompanied by one of Lady Leslie's brothers.
Her ladyship perfectly answers the description you sent me of her,
except that I do not think her so pretty as you seem to consider her.
She has not a bad face, but there is something so extremely unmajestic
in her little diminutive figure
as to render her in comparison with the elegant height of Matilda and myself,
an insignificant dwarf.
Her curiosity to see us, which must have been great to bring her more than 400 miles,
being now perfectly gratified, she already begins to mention their return to town,
and has desired us to accompany her.
We cannot refuse her request, since it is seconded by the commands of our father,
and thirded by the entreaties of Mr Fitzgerald,
who is certainly one of the most pleasing young men I ever beheld.
It is not yet determined when we are to go.
But whenever we do, we shall certainly take our little Louisa with us.
Adieu, my dear Charlotte.
Matilda unites in best wishes to you and Eloisa, with yours ever, M.L.
End of Letter the 5th.
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Letter the sixth, Lady Leslie to Miss Charlotte Lutorell.
Leslie Castle, March 20th.
We arrived here, my sweet friend, about a fortnight ago, and I already heartily repent that I ever
left our charming house in Portman Square for such a dismal old weather-beaten castle as this.
You can form no idea sufficiently hideous of its dungeon-like form.
It is actually perched upon a rock to appearance so totally inaccessible,
that I expected to have been pulled up by a rope and sincerely repented, having gratified my curiosity,
to behold my daughters, at the expense of being obliged to enter their prison in so dangerous and ridiculous a manner.
But as soon as I once found myself safely arrived in the inside of this tremendous building,
I comforted myself with the hope of having my spirits revived by the sight of two beautiful girls,
such as the Miss Leslie's had been represented to me at Edinburgh.
But here again I met with nothing but disappointment and surprise.
Matilda and Margaret Leslie are two great, tall, out-of-the-way, overgrown girls,
just of a proper size to inhabit a castle almost as large in comparison as themselves.
I wish, my dear Charlotte, that you could but behold these Scotch giants.
I am sure they would frighten you out of your wits.
They will do very well as foils to myself, so I have invited them to accompany me to London,
where I hope to be in the course of a fortnight.
Besides these two fair damsels,
I found a little humored brat here,
who I believe is some relation to them.
They told me who she was
and gave me a long rigmaral story of her father
and amiss somebody, which I have entirely forgot.
I hate scandal and detest children.
I have been plagued ever since I came here
with tiresome visits from a parcel of Scotch wretches,
with terrible hard names.
They were so civil,
give me so many invitations,
and talked of coming again so soon that I could not help affronting them.
I suppose I shall not see them anymore, and yet as a family party we are so stupid that I do not know what to do with myself.
These girls have no music but scotch airs, no drawings but scotch mountains, and no books but scotch poems,
and I hate everything scotch.
In general, I can spend half the day at my toilet with a great deal of pleasure,
but why should I dress here since there is not a creature in the house,
whom I have any wish to please. I have just had a conversation with my brother, in which he has
greatly offended me, and which, as I have nothing more entertaining to send you, I will give you
the particulars of. You must know that I have, for these four or five days past, strongly suspected
William, of entertaining a partiality to my eldest daughter. I own, indeed, that had I been inclined
to fall in love with any woman, I should not have made the choice of Matilda Leslie for the
object of my passion. For there's nothing I hate so much as a tall woman, but however, there is no
accounting for some men's taste, and as William is himself, nearly six feet high, it is not
wonderful that he should be partial to that height. Now, as I have a very great affection for my brother
and should be extremely sorry to see him unhappy, which I suppose he means to be if he cannot marry
Matilda, as moreover I know that his circumstances will not allow him to marry anyone without
a fortune, and that Matilda's is entirely dependent on her father, who will neither have his own
inclination nor my permission to give her anything at present, I thought it would be doing a good-natured
action by my brother to let him know as much, in order that he might choose for himself,
whether to conquer his passion, or love and despair.
Accordingly, finding myself this morning alone with him in one of the horrid old rooms
of this castle, I opened the cause to him in the following manner.
Well, my dear William, what do you think of these girls? For my part, I do not find them so plain as I expected, but perhaps you may think me partial to the daughters of my husband, and perhaps you are right. They are indeed so very like Sir George that it is natural to think.
My dear Susan, cried he in a tone of the greatest amazement.
You do not really think they bear the least resemblance to their father. He is so very plain. But I beg your pardon. I had indeed.
entirely forgotten to whom I was speaking.
Oh, pray, don't mind me, replied I.
Everyone knows Sir George is horribly ugly, and I assure you I always thought him a fright.
You surprise me extremely, answered William.
By what you say, both with respect to Sir George and his daughters.
You cannot think your husband is so deficient in personal charms as you speak of,
nor can you surely see any resemblance between him and the Miss Leslie.
who are in my opinion, perfectly unlike him and perfectly handsome.
If that is your opinion with regard to the girls, it certainly is no proof of their father's beauty,
for if they are perfectly unlike him, and very handsome at the same time,
it is natural to suppose that he is very plain.
By no means, said he.
For what may be pretty in a woman may be very unpleasing in a man.
But you yourself replied,
but a few minutes ago allowed him to be very plain.
Men are no judges of beauty in their own sex, said he.
Neither men nor women can think Sir George tolerable.
Well, well, said he.
We will not dispute about his beauty,
but your opinion of his daughters is surely very singular,
for if I understood you right,
you said you did not find them so plain as you expected to do.
Why do you find them plainer then?
said I?
I can scarcely believe you to be serious, returned he, when you speak of their persons in so
extraordinary a manner.
Do not you think the Miss Leslie's are two very handsome young women?
Lord, no, cried I. I think them terribly plain.
Plain?
Replied he.
My dear Susan, you cannot really think so.
Why, what single feature in the face of either of them can you possibly find you possibly
find fault with?
Oh, trust me for that, replied I.
Come, I will begin with the eldest, with Matilda.
Shall I, William?
I looked as cunning as I could when I said it in order to shame him.
They are so much alike, said he,
that I should suppose the faults of one would be the faults of both.
Well, then, in the first place, they are both so horribly tall.
They are taller than you are indeed, said he with a saucy smile.
"'Nay,' said I,
"'I know nothing of that.'
"'Well, but—'
He continued,
"'though they may be above the common size,
"'the figures are perfectly elegant,
"'and, as to their faces,
"'their eyes are beautiful.'
"'I never can think such tremendous
"'knock me-down figures
"'in the least degree elegant,
"'and as for their eyes,
"'they are so tall
"'that I could never strain my neck enough
"'to look at them.'
"'Nay,' replied he,
"'I know not whether you may not be
in the right in not attempting it, for perhaps they might dazzle you with their luster.
Oh, certainly, said I, with the greatest complacency, for I assure you my dearest Charlotte,
I was not in the least offended, though by what followed one would suppose that William was
conscious of having given me just cause to be so, for coming up to me and taking my hand,
he said,
You must not look so grave, Susan. You will make me fear that I have offended you.
"'Offended me? Dear brother, how came such a thought in your head?' returned I.
"'No, really, I assure you that I am not in the least surprised at your being so warm and advocate for the beauty of these girls.'
"'Well, but—'
"'Interrupted William.
"'Remember that we have not yet concluded our dispute concerning them.
"'What fault do you find with their complexion?'
"'They are so horridly pale.'
"'They have always a little colour.
and after any exercise it is considerably heightened.
Yes, but if there should ever happen to be any rain in this part of the world,
they will never be able to raise more than their common stock.
Except indeed they amuse themselves with running up and down these horrid old galleries and antechambers.
Well, replied my brother in a tone of vexation and glancing an impertinent look at me.
If they have but little colour, at least it is all their own.
this was too much my dear charlotte for i am certain that he had the impudence by that look of pretending to suspect the reality of mine but you i am sure will vindicate my character whenever you may hear it so cruelly aspersed
for you can witness how often i have protested against wearing rouge and how much i always told you i disliked it and i assure you that my opinions are still the same well not bearing to be so suspected by my brother i left the room in
immediately, and have been ever since in my own dressing-room writing to you.
What a long letter have I made of it!
But you must not expect to receive such for me when I get to town,
for it is only at Leslie Castle that one has time to write even to a Charlotte letter-o.
I was so much vexed by William's glance that I could not summon patience enough
to stay and give him that advice respecting his attachment to Matilda,
which had first induced me from pure love to him to begin the conversation.
and I am now so thoroughly convinced by it of his violent passion for her,
that I am certain he would never hear reason on the subject,
and I shall therefore give myself no more trouble,
either about him or his favorite.
Adieu, my dear girl, yours affectionately Susan L.
End of Letter the Sixth.
Letter the Seventh of Leslie Castle by Jane Austen.
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Leslie Castle, letter the seventh from Miss C. Luterreau to Miss M. Leslie.
Bristol, the 27th of March,
I have received letters from you and your mother-in-law within this week,
which have greatly entertained me,
as I find by them that you are both downright jealous of each other's beauty.
It is very odd that two pretty women, though actually mother and daughter, cannot be in the same house without falling out about their faces.
Do be convinced that you are both perfectly handsome and say no more of the matter.
I suppose this letter must be directed to Portman Square, where probably, great as is your affection for Leslie Castle,
you will not be sorry to find yourself.
In spite of all that people may say about green fields and the country,
I was always of opinion that London and its amusements must be very agreeable for a while
and should be very happy.
Could my mother's income allow her to jockey us into its public places during winter?
I always long particularly to go to Vauxhall
to see whether the cold beef there is cut so thin as it is reported,
for I have a sly suspicion that few people understand
the art of cutting a slice of cold beef so well as I do.
Nay, it would be hard if I did not know something of the matter,
for it was a part of my education that,
I took by far the most pains with.
Mama always found me her best scholar.
Though when Papa was alive, Elycia was his.
Never to be sure were there two more different dispositions in the world.
We both loved reading.
She preferred histories.
And I receipts.
She loved drawing pictures.
And I drawing pullets.
No one could sing a better song did she, and no one could make a better pie than I.
And so it has always continued since we have been no longer children.
The only difference is that all disputes on the superior excellence of our employments
then so frequent are now no more.
We have for many years entered into an agreement always to admire each other's
works. I never fail, listening to her music, and she is as constant in eating my pies. Such, at least,
was the case, till Henry Herby made his appearance in Sussex. Before the arrival of his aunt in our
neighbourhood, where she established herself, you know, about a 12-month ago, his visits to her had been at stated
times, and of equal and settled duration. But on her removal to the hall, which is within a walk
from our house, they became both more frequent and longer. This, as you may suppose, could not
be pleasing to Mrs. Diana, who is a professed enemy to everything which is not directed by
decorum and formality, or which bears
the least resemblance to ease and good breeding.
Nay, so great was her aversion to her nephew's behaviour,
that I have often heard her give such hints of it before his face,
that had not Henry at such times been engaged in conversation with Eloysia,
they must have caught his attention and have very much distressed him.
This alteration in my sister's behaviour, which I have before hinted at, now took place.
The agreement we had entered into of admiring each other's productions she no longer seemed to regard,
and though I constantly applauded even every country dance she played,
yet not even a pigeon pie of my making could obtain from her and,
single word of approbation this was certainly enough to put anyone in a passion however i was as cool as a cream cheese and having formed my plan
and concerted a scheme of revenge i was determined to let her have her own way and not even to make her a single reproach my scheme was to treat her as she
treated me, and though she might even draw my own picture, or play Malbrook, which is the only
tune I ever really liked, not to say so much as thank you, Eloicia, though I had for many years
constantly hallowed whenever she played, bravo, bravissimo, encore, de capo, aligretto, con expression,
and poco presto with many other such outlandish words all of them as eluicia told me expressive of my admiration and so indeed i suppose they are as i see some of them in every page of every music-book being the sentiments i imagine of the composer
i executed my plan with great punctuality i cannot say success for alas my silence while she played seemed not in
the least to displease her. On the contrary, she actually said to me one day.
Well, Charlotte, I'm very glad to find it you have. At last, left off that ridiculous custom of applauding my execution on the harpsichord till you made my head ache and yourself horse. I feel very much obliged to you for keeping your admiration to yourself.
I never shall forget the very witty answer I made to this speech.
Eluisia, said I, I beg you would be quite at your ease with respect to all such fears in future,
for be assured that I shall always keep my admiration to myself and my own pursuits and never extend it to yours.
This was the only very severe thing I ever said in my life.
Not but that I have often felt myself extremely satirical,
but it was the only time I ever made my feelings public.
I suppose there never were two young people
who had a greater affection for each other than Henry and Eloesia.
No, the love of your brother for Miss Burton could,
not be so strong though it might be more violent you may imagine therefore how provoked my sister must have been to have him play her such a trick
poor girl she still laments his death with undiminished constancy notwithstanding he has been dead more than six weeks but some people mind such things more than others the ill state of health into which his loss has thrown her makes her so weak
and so unable to support the least exertion that she has been in tears all this morning merely from having taking leave of mrs marlowe who with her husband brother and child are to leave bristol this morning
i am sorry to have them go because they are the only family with whom we have here any acquaintance but i never thought of crying to be sure elouille
and mrs marlowe have always been more together than with me and have therefore contracted a kind of affection for each other which does not make tears so inexcusable in them as they would be in me the marlows are going to town cleveland accompanies them as neither eluizia nor i could catch him i hope you and matilda may have better luck i know not
when we shall leave Bristol.
Eloesia's spirits are so low
that she is very averse to moving,
and yet is certainly by no means
mended by her residence here.
A week or two will, I hope,
determine our measures.
In the meantime, believe me,
and etc., and etc.
Charlotte Lottorel.
End of Letter the 7th.
Letter the 8th of Leslie Castle by Jane Austen.
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please visit Librivox.org. Leslie Castle, letter the eighth, Miss Lutorell, to Mrs. Marlowe.
Bristol, April 4th, I feel myself greatly obliged to you, my dear Emma, for such a mark of your
affection as I flatter myself was conveyed in the proposal you made me of our corresponding.
I assure you that it will be a great relief to me to write to you,
and as long as my health and spirits will allow me,
you will find me a very constant correspondent.
I will not say an entertaining one,
for you know my situation sufficiently, not to be ignorant,
that in me mirth would be improper,
and I know my own heart too well,
not to be sensible that it would be unnatural.
You must not expect news, for we see no one with whom we are in the least acquainted,
or in whose proceedings we have any interest.
You must not expect scandal, for, by the same rule,
we are equally debarred either from hearing or inventing it.
You must expect from me nothing but the melancholy effusions of a broken heart,
which is ever reverting to the happiness it once enjoyed,
and which ill supports its present wretchedness.
The possibility of being able to write,
to speak to you of my lost Henry,
will be a luxury to me,
and your goodness will not, I know,
refuse to read what it will so much relieve my heart to write.
I once thought that to have what is in general called a friend,
I mean one of my own sex, to whom I might speak with less reserve than to any other person, independent of my sister, would never be an object of my wishes, but how much was I mistaken?
Charlotte is too much engrossed by two confidential correspondence of that sort to supply the place of one to me, and I hope you will not think me, girlishly romantic,
when I say that to have some kind and compassionate friend whom I'd listen to my sorrows without endeavouring to console me was what I had for some time wished for when our acquaintance with you, the intimacy which followed it, and the particular affectionate attention you paid me almost from the first, caused me to entertain the flattering idea of those attentions being improved on a close
acquaintance into a friendship which if you were what my wishes formed you would be the
greatest happiness I could be capable of enjoying. To find that such hopes are realised is a
satisfaction indeed, a satisfaction which is now almost the only one I can ever experience.
I feel myself so languid that I am sure were you.
with me, you would oblige me to leave off writing. And I cannot give you a greater proof of my affection
for you than by acting, as I know you would wish me to do, whether absent or present.
I am, my dear Emma's sincere friend, E. L.
End of Letter the 8th. Letter the 9th of Leslie Castle by Jane Austen.
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grovener street april tenth need i say my dear aloisa how welcome your letter was to me i cannot give a greater proof of the pleasure i received from it or of the desire i feel that our correspondence may be regular and frequent than by setting you so good an example as i now do in answering it before the end of the week
but do not imagine that i claim any merit in being so punctual on the contrary i assure you that it is a far greater gratification to me to write to you than to spend the evening either at a concert or a ball
mr marlow is so desirous of my appearing at some of the public places every evening that i do not like to refuse him but at the same time so much wished to remain at home that independent of the pleasure i experience in devoting any portion of my time to my dear eluisa yet the liberty i claim from having a
letter to write of spending an evening at home with my little boy you know me well enough to be sensible will of itself be a sufficient inducement if one is necessary to my maintaining with pleasure a correspondence with you
as to the subject of your letters to me whether grave or mary if they concern you they must be equally interesting to me not but that i think the melancholy indulgence of your own sorrows by repeating them and dwelling on them to me will only encourage and increase them and that it will be more
prudent in you to avoid so sad a subject. But yet, knowing as I do what a soothing and melancholy
pleasure it must afford you, I cannot prevail on myself to deny you so great an indulgence,
and will only insist on you're not expecting me to encourage you in it by my own letters.
On the contrary, I intend to fill them with such lively wit and enlivening humor,
as she'll even provoke a smile in the sweet but sorrowful countenance of my Eloisa.
In the first place, you are to learn that I have met your sister,
as three friends Lady Leslie and her daughters, twice in public since I have been here.
I know you will be impatient to hear my opinion of the beauty of three ladies of whom you have heard
so much. Now, as you are too ill and too unhappy to be vain, I think I may venture to inform you that
I like none of their faces so well as I do your own. Yet they are all handsome. Lady Leslie, indeed I have
seen before. Her daughters, I believe, would in general be said to have a finer face than her ladyship,
and yet what would the charms of a blooming complexion, a little affectation and a great deal of small talk,
in each of which she is superior to the young ladies, she will, I dare say, gain herself as many admirers
as the more regular features of Matilda and Margaret. I am sure you will agree with me in saying that
they can none of them be of a proper size for real beauty, when you know that two of them are taller
and the other shorter than ourselves. In spite of this defect, or rather by reason of it,
there is something very noble and majestic in the figures of the miss leslie's and something agreeably lively in the appearance of their pretty little mother-in-law but though one may be majestic and the other lively yet the faces of neither possess that bewitching sweetness of my eloises which her present languor is so far from diminishing
what would my husband and brother say of us if they knew all the fine things i have been saying to you in this letter it is very hard that a pretty woman is never to be told she is so by any one of her own
sex, without that person's being suspected to be either her determined enemy or her professed
toad-eater. How much more amiable are women in that particular? One man may say forty civil things
to another without our supposing that he has ever paid for it, and provided he does his duty by our
sex, we care not how polite he is to his own. Mrs. Lutterell will be so good as to accept my compliments,
Charlotte, my love, and Eloisa the best wishes for the recovery of her health and spirits that can be
offered by her affectionate friend E. Marlowe. I am afraid this letter will be but a poor specimen
of my powers in the witty way, and your opinion of them will not be greatly increased when I assure
you that I have been as entertaining as I possibly could. End of Letter the Ninth. Letter the 10th of
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Letter the 10th from Miss Margaret Leslie to Miss Charlotte Lutorell.
Portman Square, April 13th.
My dear Charlotte, we left Leslie Castle on the 28th of last month
and arrived safely in London after a journey of seven days.
I had the pleasure of finding your letter here waiting my arrival,
for which you have my grateful thanks.
Ah, my dear friend, I every day more regret the serene and tranquil pleasure
of the castle we have left, in exchange for the uncertain and unequal amusements of this vaunted
city. Not that I will pretend to assert that these uncertain and unequal amusements are in the
least degree unpleasing to me. On the contrary, I enjoy them extremely, and should I enjoy them
even more, were I not certain that every appearance I make in public but rivets the chains
of those unhappy beings whose passion it is impossible not to pity, though it is out of my power
to return. In short, my dear Charlotte, it is my sensibility for the sufferings of so many
amiable young men, my dislike of the extreme admiration I meet with, and my aversion to being so
celebrated, both in public, in private, in papers, and in print shops, that are the reasons why I
cannot more fully enjoy the amusements, so various and pleasing of London. How often have I wished,
that I possessed as little personal beauty as you do, that my figure were as inelegant,
my face as unlovely, and my appearance as unpleasing as yours? But are, what little chance is there
of so desirable an event? I have had the smallpox, I must therefore submit to my unhappy fate.
I am now going to entrust you, my dear Charlotte, with a secret which has long disturbed the
tranquillity of my days, and which is of a kind, to require the most inviolable secrecy from you.
Last Monday, Sir Knight, Matilda and I accompanied Lady Leslie to a rout at that honourable
Mrs Kickabouts. We were escorted by Mr Fitzgerald, who was a very amiable young man in the main,
though perhaps a little singular in his taste.
He is in love with Matilda.
We had scarcely paid our compliments to the lady of the house
and courtesied to half a score different people
when my attention was attracted
by the appearance of a young man,
the most lovely of his sex,
who at that moment entered the room with another gentleman and lady.
From the first moment I beheld him,
I was certain that on him
depended the future happiness of my life.
Imagine my surprise when he was introduced to me by the name of Cleveland.
I instantly recognised him as the brother of Mrs Marlowe
and the acquaintance of my Charlotte at Bristol.
Mr and Mrs M were the gentleman and lady who accompanied him.
You do not think Mrs. Marlowe handsome.
The elegant address of Mr Cleveland,
his polished manners and delightful bow,
at once confirmed my attachment.
He did not speak,
but I can imagine everything he would have said
had he opened his mouth.
I can picture to myself
the cultivated understanding,
the noble sentiments,
and elegant language
which would have shone so conspicuous
in the conversation of Mr Cleveland.
The approach of Sir James Gower,
one of my two numerous admirable,
Myras prevented the discovery of any such powers by putting an end to a conversation we had never commenced,
and by attracting my attention to himself.
But oh, how inferior are the accomplishments of Sir James to those of his so greatly envied rival.
Sir James is one of the most frequent of our visitors, and is almost always of our parties.
We have since often met Mr and Mrs Marlowe,
but no Cleveland. He is always engaged somewhere else. Mrs Marlowe fatigues me to death every time I see her
by her tiresome conversations about you and Eloisa. She is so stupid. I live in the hope of seeing her
irresistible brother tonight as we are going to Lady Flambos, who is I know intimate with the Marlows.
our party will be Lady Leslie, Matilda, Fitzgerald, Sir James Gower and myself.
We see little of Sir George, who is almost always at the gaming table.
Ah, my poor fortune, where art thou by this time?
We see more of Lady Elle, who always makes her appearance highly rougeed at dinner time.
Alas, what delightful jewels will she be decked in this evening at Lady Frum.
lambos, as I wonder how she can herself delight in wearing them.
Surely she must be sensible of the ridiculous impropriety, of loading her little diminutive
figure with such superfluous ornaments.
Is it possible that she cannot know how greatly superior an elegant simplicity is to the most
studied apparel? Would she but present them to Matildre and me, how greatly should we be
obliged to her. How becoming would diamonds be on our fine majestic figures? And how surprising it is
that such an idea should never have occurred to her. I am sure if I have reflected in this manner once,
I have fifty times. Whenever I see Lady Leslie dressed in them, such reflections immediately come
across me. My own mother's jewels too, but I will say no more on so melancholy a subject. Let me
entertain you is something more pleasing. Matilda had a letter this morning from Leslie,
by which we have the pleasure of finding that he is at Naples, has turned Roman Catholic,
obtained one of the Pope's bulls for annulling his first marriage, and has since actually
married a Neapolitan lady of great rank and fortune. He tells us, moreover, that much
the same sort of affair has befallen his first wife, the worthless Louisville. The worthless Louis
who is likewise at Naples, had turned Roman Catholic, and is soon to be married to a Neapolitan nobleman
of great and distinguished merit. He says that they are at present very good friends, have quite
forgiven all past errors, and intend in future to be very good neighbours. He invites Matilda and me
to pay him a visit to Italy, and to bring him his little Louisa, whom both her mother, stepmother, and
himself are equally desirous of beholding, as to our accepting his invitation.
It is at present very uncertain. Lady Leslie advises us to go without loss of time.
Fitzgerald offers to escort us there, but Matilda has some doubts of the propriety of such a scheme.
She owns it would be very agreeable. I am certain she likes the fellow.
My father desires us not to be in a hurry, as perhaps if we want to be in a hurry, as perhaps if we
wait a few months, both he and Lady Leslie will do themselves the pleasure of attending us.
Lady Leslie says no, that nothing will ever tempt her to forego the amusements of bright
helmstone for a journey to Italy merely to see our brother.
No, says the disagreeable woman.
I have once in my life been fool enough to travel. I don't know how many hundred miles
to see two of the family, and I found it did not answer, so deuce take me if you.
I am ever so foolish again.
So says her ladyship.
But Sir George still perseveres in saying
that perhaps in a month or two
they may accompany us.
Adieu, my dear Charlotte.
Yours faithful Margaret Leslie.
End of Letter the 10th.
End of Leslie Castle by Jane Austen.
