Classic Audiobook Collection - No Great Magic by Fritz Leiber ~ Full Audiobook [scifi]
Episode Date: January 11, 2023No Great Magic by Fritz Leiber audiobook. Genre: scifi Greta has nowhere to go and no past she can remember. Agoraphobic, amnesiac, and living like a backstage orphan, she has been taken in by a scra...ppy Shakespeare repertory troupe that performs in Central Park. From the safety of the dressing room and its wonderland of costumes and props, she stitches hems, fetches wigs, and watches strong personalities collide - especially Sid Lessingham, a grandstanding actor-manager with a taste for theatrical experiments, and Iris Nefer, a chillingly intense leading lady who can become Elizabeth I in a heartbeat. But on a night when Macbeth is scheduled and Queen Elizabeth appears anyway, Greta begins to suspect that the companies anachronisms are not just artistic liberties. The costumery seems to reach across centuries, the curtain itself feels less like cloth and more like a boundary, and the troupe's strange mix of accents, habits, and secrets hints at a larger game. As reality and performance blur, Greta is drawn toward a hidden conflict in which art can sway crowds - and the right scene, played at the right moment, might tilt history itself. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 1 (00:23:32) Chapter 2 (00:42:56) Chapter 3 (00:59:59) Chapter 4 (01:11:29) Chapter 5 (01:21:51) Chapter 6 (01:32:05) Chapter 7 (01:40:24) Chapter 8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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No Great Magic by Fritz Liber Chapter 1
To bring the dead to life is no great magic.
Few were wholly dead.
Blow on a dead man's embers and a live flame will start.
Graves.
I dipped through the filmy curtain into the boy's half of the dressing-room,
and there was Sid sitting at the star's dressing-table,
in his threadbare yellowed undershirt, the lucky one,
not making up yet, but staring sternly at himself in the bow
framed mirror, and experimentally working his features a little, as actors will, and needing
the stubble on his fat chin.
I said to him quietly, City, what are we putting on tonight?
Maxwell Anderson's Elizabeth the Queen, or Shakespeare's Macbeth.
It says Macbeth on the callboard, but Miss Nefer's getting ready for Elizabeth.
She just had me go and fetch the red wig.
He tried out a few eyebrow rears, right, left.
left both together, then turned to me, sucking in his big gut a little as he always does when
a gal heaves into hailing distance, and said,
Your pardon, sweetling, what sayeth thou?
Sid always uses that cuck antique patter backstage, until I sometimes wonder whether
I'm in Central Park, New York City, nineteen hundred and three-quarters, or somewhere in
Southward, Mary England, fifteen hundred and same.
The truth is that, although he loves every last fat part in Shakespeare, and will play the
skinniest one with loyal and inspired affection, he thinks Willie S. pinned false staff with nobody
else in mind but Sidney J. Lussingham, and no accent on the ham, please.
I closed my eyes and counted to eight, then repeated my question.
He replied,
Why the board's tragical history of the bloody Scots, Sertes?
He waved his hand toward the portrait of Shakespeare that always sits beside his mirror on top of his reserve
makeup box.
At first that particular picture of the bard looked too Nancy to me.
Sort of a peeping Tom schoolteacher, but I've grown used to it over the months, and even palsy feeling.
He didn't ask me why I hadn't asked Miss Nefer my question.
Everybody in the company knows she spends the hour before curtain-time.
I'm getting into character, never parting her lips except for that purpose, or to bite your
head off if you try to make the most necessary conversation.
"'Hi, Tis Macbeth to-night,' Sid confirmed, returning to his frowning practice, left
eyebrow up, right down, reverse, repeat, rest.
And I must play the ill-starred Thane of Glumice.
I said, that's fine, Citi, but where does it leave us with you?
Miss Nefer. She's already thinned her eyebrows and beaked out the top of her nose for Queen
Liz, though that's as far as she's got. A beautiful job, the nose. Anybody else would think
it was plastic surgery instead of putty. But it's going to look kind of funny on the
thanis of Glamis. Sid hesitated a half-second longer than he usually would. I thought,
his timings off to-night. And then he harrumped and said, Why, Iris
Never decked out as good Queen Bess will speak a prologue to the play, a prologue which
I have myself but last week writ.
He owled his eyes.
Tis an experiment in the new theatre.
I said, City, prologues are nothing new to Shakespeare.
He had them on half his other plays.
Besides, it doesn't make sense to use Queen Elizabeth.
She was dead by the time he whipped up Big Beth, which is all about witchcraft,
and directed at King James.
He growled a little at me and demanded,
"'Privy! How comes that your pitt-brain' bears such a ballast of a fusty-book knowledge,
Chit?' I said softly.
"'City, you don't camp in a Shakespearean dressing-room for a year,
tete-a-teteing with some of the wisest actors ever, without learning a little.
Sure, I'm a middle case.
A poor little A-N-A existing on your sweet charity, and don't think I don't appreciate it.
but a and a thou sayest he frowned methinks the gladsome new forswearers of sack and ale called
themselves a a gorophobe and amnesiac i told him but look city i was going to sayeth that i do know the plays
having queen elizabeth speak a prologue to macbeth is as much an anachronism as if you put her on the
gantry of the british moonship busting a bottle of champagne
over its schnozzle.
Ha! he cried as if he caught me out.
And saying there's a new Elizabeth, wouldn't that be the bravest advertisement ever for
the Empire, perchance rechristening the pilot, co-pilot, and Astrogator Drake Hawkins and
Raleigh, and the ship, the golden hind, Tilly-Fally Lady?
He went on, My prologue and anachronism quotha.
The groundlings will never mark it.
Thinkest thou wisdom came to mankind from the stenchful rocket and the sundered atomy?
More, the bard himself was topful of anachronism.
He put spectacles on King Lear, had clocks toiling the hour in Caesar's Rome, buried
that Rome instead of burning him, and gave Czechoslovakia a sea-coast.
Go to Dahl.
Czechoslovakia City?
Bohemia, then?
What skills it?
Leave me now, sweet puppet, go thy ways.
I have matters of import to ponder.
There's more to running a repertory company than reading the footnotes to Furness."
Martin had just slouched by, calling the half-hour,
and looking in his solemnity, sneakers, Levi, and dirty t-shirt,
more like an underage refugee from Skid Row than Sid's newest recruit,
assistant stage manager, and hardest-working juvenile.
though for once he'd remembered to shave i was about to ask sid who was going to play lady mac if miss nefer wasn't or if she were going to double the rolls shouldn't i help her with the change she's a slow dresser and the elizabethan costumes are pretty realistically stayed
and she would have trouble getting off that nose i was sure but then i saw that siddy was already slapping on the alboline to keep the grease paint from getting into his pores
Greta, you ask too many questions, I told myself.
You get everybody riled up and you rack your own poor rickety little mind, and I hide myself off
to the costumery to settle my nerves.
The customary, which occupies the back end of the dressing-room, is exactly the right
place to settle the nerves and warm the fancies of any child, including an unraveled adult
who's saving what's left of her sanity by pretending to be.
one.
To begin with, there are the regular costumes for Shakespeare's plays, all jeweled and
spangled and brocaded, stage armor, great Roman togas with weights in the borders to make
them drape right, velvets of every color to rest your cheek against and dream.
And the fantastic costumes for the other plays we favor, Ipsen's Piergint, Shaw's Back
to Methuselah, and Hilliard's adaptation of Heinlein's Children of Methuselah.
The Capek brothers, Insect People, O'Neils the Fountain, Fleckers Hassan, Camino Real,
Children of the Moon, the beggars opera, Mary of Scotland, Berkeley Square, The Road to Rome.
There are also the costumes for all the special and variety performances we give for plays.
Hamlet, in modern dress, Julius Caesar set in a dictatorship of the 1920s.
The taming of the shrew in caveman furs and leopard-skirts,
where Petruccio comes in riding a dinosaur.
The Tempest set on another planet with a spaceship wreck to start it off, crump, which means
a half-dozen spacesuits, featherweight, but looking ever so practical, and the weirdest
sort of extraterrestrial beast outfits for Ariel and Caliban and the other monsters.
Oh, I tell you, the stuff in the costumery ranges over such a sweep of space and time, and
Let you sometimes get frightened you'll be whirled up and spun off just anywhere, so that
you have to clutch it something very real to you to keep it from happening, and to remind
you where you really are, as I did now at the subway token on the thin gold chain around
my neck, City's first gift to me that I can remember, and chanted very softly to myself
like a charm or a prayer, closing my eyes and squeezing the holes in the token.
Columbus Circle, Times Square, Penn Station, Christopher Street.
But you don't ever get really frightened in the costumery?
Not exactly, though your goose hairs get wonderfully realistically tingled,
and your tummy chilled from time to time, because you know it's all make-believe,
a like-sized doll world, a children's dress-up world.
It gets you thinking of far-off times, and scenes.
as pleasant places, and not as black, hungry mouths that might gobble you up and keep you
forever.
It's always safe, always just in the theater, just on the stage, no matter how far it seems
to plunge and roam.
And the best sort of therapy for a pothold mind like mine, with as many gray ruts and curves
and gaps as its cerebrum, I can't remember one single thing before this last year in the
dressing-room, and that can't ever push its shaking body out of that same motherly-fatherly
room, except to stand in the wings for a scene or two, and watch the play until the fear gets
too great, and the urge to take just one peek at the audience gets too strong.
And I remember what happened the two times I did peek, and I have to come scuttling back.
The costumeries good occupational therapy for me, too, as my pricked and calloused
fingertips testifying.
I think I must have stitched up or darned half the costumes in it this last twelve-month,
though there were so many of them that I swear the drawers have accordion plates, and the racks
extend into the fourth dimension, not to mention, the boxes of props and the shells of scripts
and prompt copies, and other books including a couple of encyclopedia.
and many thick volumes of furnaces, Vodiorum Shakespeare, which, as Sid had guessed I'd
been boning up on. Oh, I've sponged and pressed enough costumes, too, and even refitted
them to newcomers like Martin, ripping up and re-sewing seams, which can be a punishing
job with heavy materials. In a less sloppily organized company, I'd be called wardrobe
mistress, I guess, except that, to anyone in show business, that suggests a crotchety old
dame, with lots of authority and scissors hanging around her neck on a string.
Although I got my crotchets all right.
I'm not that old.
Kind of childish, in fact.
As for authority, everybody outranks me, even Martin.
Of course, to somebody outside show business, wardrobe mistress might suggest a
yummy gal who spends her time dressing up as Nell Gwyn or Anitra, or Mrs. Pinchwife,
or Cleopatra, or even Eve.
we got a legal costume for it, and inspiring the boys.
I try that once or twice, but City frowns on it, and if Miss never ever caught me at it,
I think she'd wang me.
And in a normaler company it would be the wardrobe room, too, but costumery is my infantile name
for it, and the actors go along with my little whims.
I don't mean to suggest our company is completely crackers.
To get as close to Broadway, even as Central Park,
You got to have something.
But in spite of Sid's whip-cracking, there is a comforting looseness about its efficiency.
People trade around the parts they play without fuss.
The bill may be changed, a half-hour before curtain, without anybody getting hysterics.
Nobody gets fired for eating garlic and breathing it in the leading lady's face.
In short, we're a team, which is funny when you come to think of it,
as Sid and Miss Nefer and Bruce and Marty are British.
Miss Sneffer with a touch of Eurasian blood I romance.
Martin and Bo and me are American.
At least I think I am, while the rest come from just everywhere.
Besides my costumery work, I fetch things and run inside errands and help the actresses
dress and the actors too, the dressing-rooms very co-educational in a halfway respectable way.
And every once in a while Martin and I police up the whole place, me scattering about with
dust-cloth and waist-basket, he wielding the scrub brush and mop, with such silent,
grim efficiency, that it almost makes me nervous to get through and duck back into the costumery
to collect myself.
Yes, the costumery is a great place to quiet your nerves, or improve your mind, or even
dream your life away.
But this time I couldn't have been there eight minutes, when Miss Nefer's Elizabeth
angry voice came skirling, girl, girl!
Gretta, where is my rough with silver trim?
I laid my hands on it in a flash, and loped it to her, because old Queen Liz was
known to slap even her maids of honor around a bit now and then, and Miss Never is a bear
on getting into character, a real Paul Mooney.
She was all made up now, I was happy to note, at least as far as her face went.
I hate to see that spooky eight-spoked, faint tattoo on her forehead.
forehead. I've sometimes wondered if she got it acting in India or Egypt, maybe. Yes, she was
already all made up. This time she'd been going extra heavy on the borrowing into-character
bit, I could tell right away, even if it was only for a hacked-out anachronistic prologue.
She signed to me to help her dress without even looking at me. But as I got busy, I looked at her
eyes. They were so cold and sad and lonely, maybe because they were so far away from her eyebrows
and temples and small, tight mouth, and so shut away from each other by that ridge of nose,
that I got the creeps. Then she began to murmur and sigh very softly at first, then loudly
enough so I got the sense of it. Cold, so cold, she said, still seeing things far away,
though her hands were working smoothly with mine.
Even a gallop hardly fires my blood.
Never was such a Januarius, though there's no snow.
Snow will not come, or tears.
Yet my brain burns with the thought of Mary's death warrant unsigned.
There's my particular hell.
To doom, perchance, all future queens, or leave a hole for the Spaniard and the Pope
to creep like old worms back.
into the sweet apple of England.
Phillips' tall black crooked ships massing like sea-going fortresses south away.
Cragged castle set to march into the waves.
Parma in the lowlands, and all the while my bright young idiot gentlemen, spurting out my treasures
as if it were so much water, as if gold pieces were a glut of summer posies.
Oh, lacoconite!
And I thought, cry iced!
sure going to be one tyrannosaur of a prologue, and how you'll ever shift back to being
Lady Mac beats me.
Greta, if this is what it takes to do just a bit part, you'd better give up your secret
ambition of playing walk-on some day when your nerves heal.
She was really getting to me, you see, with that characterization.
It was as if I'd managed to go out and take a walk, and sat down in the park outside,
and heard the president talking to himself.
about the chances of war with Russia, and realized he'd sat down on a bench with its back to mine,
and only a bush between.
You see, here we were, two females undignifiedly twisted together,
at the moment getting her into that crazy, crouch-deep bodice that's like a big ice-cream cone,
and yet here at the same time was Queen Elizabeth I of England,
three hundred and umpty-umpt years dead,
coming back to life in a central park dressing-room.
It shook me.
She looked so much the park, you see,
even without the red wig yet,
just powdered pale makeup,
going back to a quarter of an inch
from her own short dark bang,
combed and netted back tight.
The age, too.
Miss Nefer can't be a day over forty,
well, forty-two at most.
But now she looked and talked
and felt to my hands dressing her
well, at least a dozen years older.
I guess when Miss Never gets into character, she does it with each molecule.
The age point fascinated me so much that I risked asking her a question.
Probably I was figuring that she couldn't do me much damage
because of the positions we happened to be in at the moment.
You see, I'd started to lace her up, and to do it right,
I had my knee against the tail of her spine.
How old, I mean how young might your majesty be?
I asked her innocently, wonderingly like some dumb-serving wench.
For a wonder she didn't somehow swing round and clout me,
but only settled into character a little more deeply.
Fifty-four winters, she replied dismally.
Tis januarius of our large year one thousand and five hundred and eighty-and-seven.
I sit cold in Greenwich, staring at the table where Mary's death-warrant,
waits only my sign-manual.
If I send her to the block, I open the doors to future, less official regicides.
But if I doom her not, Philip Saramara will come inching up the channel in a season,
puffing smoke and shot, and my English Catholics, thinking only of Mary Regina,
will rise, and in the end the Spaniard will have it all.
All history would alter.
That must not be.
even if I'm damned for it.
And yet, and yet—
A bright blue fly came buzzing along.
The dressing-room has some insect life,
and slowly circled her head rather close,
but she didn't even flicker her eyelids.
I sit cold in Greenwich going mad.
Each afternoon I ride,
praying for some mischance, some prodigy,
to wash from my mind away the bloody question for some little,
of space.
It skills not what.
A fire, a tree a-falling.
Davidson, or E. and I.'s Lachister, tumbling with his horse.
An assassin's ball, clipping the cold twigs by my ear.
A maid-crying rape.
A wild boar, charging with dipping tusks.
News of the Spaniard at Thames's mouth are, more happily, a band of strolling actors setting forth
some new comedy to charm the fancy or some great unheard-of-tragity to tear a
the heart, though that were somewhat much to hope for this season in place, even if Southwark
be close by.
The lacing was done, I stood back from her, and really she looked so much like Elizabeth,
painted by gear arts, or on the great seal of Ireland or something, though the ash-colored
plush dress trimmed in silver, and the little silver edge rough and the black-sil-cloth-coke
lined with white plush hanging behind her, looked most like a winter riding costume,
and her face was such a pale, frozen mask of Elizabeth's inward tortures that I told myself,
Oh, I got to talk to Citi again. He's made some big mistake, the lardy old Lackwit.
Miss Nefford just can't be figuring on playing in Macbeth to-night.
As a matter of fact, I was nerving myself to ask her all about it direct, though it was going
to take some real nerve, and maybe be risking broken bones, or at least a flayed cheek,
to break the ice of that characterization, when who should come by calling the fifteen-minute
but Martin?
He looked so downright goofy, that it took my mind off nefer in character for all of eight
seconds.
His levied bottom, half still looked like the lower depths.
Martin is village Stanislausky rather than ye old English stage traditions, but about a
Above that, well, all it really amounted to was that he was stripped to the waist and had shaved
off the small high tuft of chest hair, and was wearing a black wig that hung down in front
of his shoulders in two big braids heavy with silver hoops and pins.
But just the same, those simple things, along with his tar-paper-solarium tan and habitual
poker expression, made him look so like an American Indian that I'd have been a little bit more
Indian that I thought, Hey, Zeus, he's all set to play Hiawatha, or if he just cover up that
straight-line chest, a frowny Pocahontas.
And I quick ran through what plays with Indian parts we do and could only come up with
the fountain.
I mutely goggled my question at him, waggling my hands like guppy fins, but he brushed
me off with a solemn, mysterious smile, and backed through the curtain.
I thought, nobody can explain this but city, and I followed Martin.
End of Chapter 1.
Chapter 2 of No Great Magic by Fritz Liber.
This Libre-Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 2
History does not move in one current, like the wind across bare seas, but in a thousand streams
and at ease like the wind over a broken landscape.
Carrie
The boy's half of the dressing-room, two-thirds really, was bustling.
There was the smell of spirit gum and Max Factor and just plain men.
Several guys were getting dressed, or un,
and Bruce was cussing bloody something because he'd just burnt his fingers,
unwinding from the neck of a hot electric bulb,
some crape hair he'd wound there to dry after wetting and stretching it
to turn it from crinkly to straight for his munko,
beard. Bruce is always getting to the theater late and trying shortcuts. But I had eyes only for
Sid. So help me. As soon as I saw him, they bugged again. Greta, I told myself, you're going to
have to send Martin out to the drugstore for some anti-bug powder. For the roaches boy? No,
for the eyes. Sid was made up, and had his long moustaches and elf-locked Macbeth wig on,
and his corset, too.
I could tell, by the way his waist was sucked in before he saw me.
But instead of dark kilts and that bronze studded sweat-stained leather battle harness
that lets him show off his beefy shoulders and the top half of his heavily-furred chest,
and which really does look great on Macbeth in the first act, when he comes in straight from battle,
but instead of that he was wearing, so help me, red tights, cross-garned,
with strips of gold-blue tinsel cloth, a green doublet, gold-trimmed, and to top it a rough.
And he was trying to fit onto his front, a bright, silvered cuirass, that would have looked
just dandy maybe on one of the Pope's Swiss guards.
I thought, City, Willie S. ought to reach out of his portrait there, and bop you one on
the cocoa, for contemplating such a crazy quilt desecration of just about his greatest and certainly
his most atmospheric play.
Just then he noticed me and hissed accusingly.
There thou art, slothy minks.
Spring to and help stuck me into this monstrous chest-kettle.
City, what is all this?
I demanded as my hands automatically obeyed.
Are you going to play Macbeth for laughs?
Except maybe leaving the porter a serious character?
You think you're red-skeleton?
What monstrous brabble is this, you mad bitch?
He retarded.
grunting as i bare hugged his waist shouldering the caress to squeeze at home the clown costumes on all you men i told him for now i'd noticed that the others were in rainbow hues bruce a real eye buster in yellow tights and violet doublet
as he furiously brushed out and clipped crosswise sections of beard and slapped them on his chin gleaming brown with spirit gum i haven't seen any eight-inch polka dots yet but i'm sure i will
will."
Suddenly a big grin split Citi's face, and he laughed out loud at me, though the laugh
changed to a gasp, as I strapped in the cuirass three notches too tight.
When we got that adjusted he said,
My faith thou slayest me, pretty witling.
Did I not tell you this production is an experiment, a novelty?
We shall but show Macbeth as it might have been costumed at the court of King James.
the clothes of the day, but gaudier, as was then the stage fashion.
Hold, dove, I've something for thee.
He fumbled his grouch bag from under his doublet, and dipped finger and thumb in it,
and put in my palm a silver model of the Empire State Building, charm bracelet size, and one
of the new Kennedy dimes.
As I squeezed those two and gloated my eyes on them, feeling secure and happier and
friendlier for them,
though I didn't at the moment want to.
I thought, well, Ciddy's right about that.
At least I read they used to costume the plays that way.
Though I don't see how Shakespeare stood it.
But it was dirty of them all not to tell me beforehand.
But that's the way of it.
Sometimes I'm the butt as well as the pet of the dressing-room,
and considering all the breaks I get, I shouldn't mind.
I smiled at Cid and went on tiptoes,
and necked out my head and kissed him on a power.
cheek, just above an aromatic moustache. Then I wiped the smile off my face and said,
Okay, Citi, play Macbeth as little Lord Fauntleroy or baby Snooks if you want to. I'll never
squeak again. But the Elizabeth prologues still an anachronism. And this is the thing I came to
tell you, Citi. Miss Neffers, not getting ready for any measly prologue, she's set to play
Queen Elizabeth all night and tomorrow morning, too. Whatever you think, she doesn't know
we're doing Macbeth."
But who'll do Lady Mac if she doesn't?
And Martin's not dressed for Malcolm, but for the son of the last for the Mohicans,
I'd say. What's more?
You know, something I said must have annoyed Sid, for he changed his mood again in a flash.
"'Shut your jaw, you crook-brained cat and begone,' he snarled at me.
Here's curtain-time close upon us, and you come like a wittal scattering your mad questions,
like the crazed Ophelia of flowers.
Begone, I say.
Yes, sir, I whipped out softly.
I skittered off toward the door to the stage, because that was the easiest direction.
I figured I could do with the breath of less grease-painty air.
Then, O'Gretta, I heard Martin call nicely.
He changed his Levi's for black tights, and was stepping into and pulling up
around him a very familiar dress, dark green and embroidered with silver and stage rubies.
He'd safety-pin they folded towel around his chest, to make a bosom of sorts, I realized.
He armed into the sleeves and turned his back to me, hook me up, would you? he entreated.
Then it hit me. They had no actresses in Shakespeare's day. They used boys. And the dark
green dress was so familiar to me because Martin, I said,
halfway up the hooks and working fast.
Miss Nefer's costume fitted him fine.
You're going to play—
Lady Macbeth, yes, he finished for me.
Wish me courage, will you, Greta?
Nobody else seems to think I need it.
I punched him half-heartedly in the rear.
Then, as I fastened the last hooks,
my eyes topped his shoulder,
and I looked at our faces side by side
in the mirror of his dressing-table.
His, in spite of the female edging,
and him being at least eight years younger,
than me, I think, looked wise, poised, infinitely resourceful with power in reserve, very,
very real, while mine looked like that of a bewildered and characterless child ghost about
to scatter into air, and the edges of my charcoal sweater and skirt, contrasting with his
strong colors, didn't dispel that last delusion.
Oh, by the way, Greta, he said, I picked up a copy of the Village Times for you.
There's a thumbnail review of our measure for measure, though it mentions no names, darn it.
It's around here somewhere.
But I was already hurrying on.
Oh, it was logical enough to have Martin playing Mrs. Macbeth in a production style to Shakespeare's own times,
though pedantly over-authentic I'd have thought, and it really did answer all my questions,
even why Miss Nefer could sink herself wholly in Elizabeth tonight if she wanted to.
But it meant that I must be missing so.
much of what was going on right around me, in spite of spending twenty-four hours a day
in the dressing-room, or at most in the small adjoining John, or in the wings of the stage,
just outside the dressing-room door, that it scared me.
City, telling everybody Macbeth to-night in Elizabethan costume, boys and girls,
sure, that I could have missed, though you'd have thought he'd have asked my help on the costumes.
But Martin getting up in Mrs. Mack.
Why, someone must have helped.
the part on him twenty-eight times, queuing him while he got the lines.
And there must have been at least a couple of run-through rehearsals to make sure he had all
the business and stage movements down Pat, and Sid and Martin would have been doing their
big scenes every backstage minute they could spare with Sid yelling,
Whitling thinks that's a wifely boss, and Martin would have been droning his lines last
time he scrubbed and mopped.
Greta, they're hiding things from you.
I told myself. Maybe there was a twenty-fifth hour nobody had told me about yet when they did all the things they didn't tell me about.
Maybe they were things they didn't dare tell me because of my top story weakness. I felt a cold draft and shivered,
and I realized I was at the door to the stage. I should explain that our stage is rather an unusual one,
in that it can face two ways, with the drops and set pieces.
and lighting, all capable of being switched around completely.
To your left as you look out the dressing-room door is an open-air theater, or rather an open-air
place for the audience.
A large, upward-sloping glade walled by thick, tall trees and with benches for over two thousand
people.
On that side the stage kind of merges into the grass and can be made to look part of it by
a green groundcloth.
To your right is a big-roofed auditorium with a six-scent.
same number of seats. The whole thing grew out of the free summer Shakespeare performances in
Central Park that they started back in the 1950s. The Janus stage idea is that in nice weather
you can have the audience outdoors, but if it rains or there's a cold snap, or if you want to
play all winter without a break, as we've been doing, then you can put your audience in the auditorium.
In that case, a big accordion pleaded wall shuts off the out-of-doors and keeps the wind
from blowing your backdrop, which is on that side, of course, when the auditorium's in use.
Tonight the stage was set up to face the outdoors, although that draft felt mighty chilling.
I hesitated, as I always do at the door to the stage, though it wasn't the actual stage
lying ahead of me, but only backstage the wings.
See, I always have to fight the feeling that if I go out the dressing-room door, go out just
eight steps.
The world will change while I'm out there, and I'll never be able to get back.
It won't be New York City any more, but Chicago or Mars or Algiers, or Atlanta, Georgia,
or Atlantis, or hell, and I'll never be able to get back to that lovely, warm womb with all
the jolly boys and girls, and all the costumes smell.
like autumn leaves.
Or especially when there's a cold breeze blowing, I'm afraid that I'll change, that I'll grow
wrinkled and old, in eight footsteps, or shrink down to the witless blob of a baby, or forget
altogether who I am, or it occurred to me for the first time now, remember who I am,
which might be even worse.
Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.
I took a step back.
I noticed something new just beside the door, a high-legged short keyboard piano.
Then I saw that the legs were those of a table.
The piano was just a box with yellowed keys.
Spin it? Harpsichord.
Five minutes, everybody, Martin quietly called out behind me.
I took hold of myself.
Greta, I told myself, also for the first time,
you know that someday you're really going to have to face this thing,
and not just for a quick dip out and back either.
Better get in some practice.
I stepped through the door.
Bo and Doc were already out there,
made up and in costume for Ross and King Duncan.
They were discreetly peering past the wings at the gathering audience,
or at the place where the audience ought to be gathering at any rate,
sometimes the movies and girly shows and brain-heavy beatnik brouhaha's outdraw us
altogether. Their costumes were the same cookie, colorful ones as the others. Doc had a mock-ehrman
robe and a huge gilt-paper-machy crown. Bo was carrying a ragged black robe and a hood over his left
arm. He doubles the first witch. As I came up behind them, making no noise in my black sneakers,
I heard Bo say, I see some rude fellows from the city approaching. I was hoping we wouldn't get any of those.
How should they sent us out?
Brother, I thought, where do you expect them to come from, if not the city?
Central Park is bounded on three sides by Manhattan Island and on the fourth by the eighth avenue subway.
And Brooklyn and Bronx boys have got pretty sharp centers.
And what's it get you insulting the Weiking and non-whiking people of the Woyle's greatest metropolis?
Be grateful for any audience you get, boy.
But I suppose Bo Lasseter,
considers anybody from north of Vicksburg, a rude fellow, and is always waiting for the
day when the entire audience will arrive in carriage and Democrat wagons."
Doc replied, holding down his white beard and heavy on the Mongrel-Russia-German accent,
he miraculously manages to suppress on stage except when,
What does it matter?
We don't convince them?
We don't convince nobody.
Nichevo.
Maybe, I thought, Doc shares my
my doubts about making Macbeth plausible in rainbow pants. Still unobserved by them, I looked
between their shoulders and got the first of my shocks. It wasn't night at all, but afternoon.
A dark, cold, lowering afternoon, admittedly, but afternoon all the same. Sure, between shows,
I sometimes forget whether it's day or night, living inside like I do, but getting Mac Nays
and evening performances mixed is something else again.
in.
It also seemed to me, although Bo was leaning in now and I couldn't see so well, that the
glade was smaller than it should be.
The trees closer to us and more irregular, and I couldn't see the benches.
That was shock, too.
Bo said anxiously, glancing at his wrist, I wonder what's holding up the queen.
Although I was busy keeping up nerve pressure against the shocks, I managed to think.
So he knows about City's stupid Queen Elizabeth.
with Prologue, too. But of course he would. It's only me, they keep in the dark. If he's so
smart, he ought to remember that Miss Nefer is always the last person on stage, even when
she opens the play. And then I thought I heard through the trees, the distant drumming of
horses' hooves, and the sound of a horn. Now they do have horseback riding in Central Park,
and you can hear auto horns there, but the hoofbeats don't drum that wild way,
and there aren't so many riding together, and no auto horn I ever heard gave out with that
sweet yet imperious ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
I must have squeaked for something, because Bo and Doc turned around quickly, blocking my
view, their expressions half angry, half anxious.
I turned to and ran for the dressing-room, for I could feel one of my eyes.
mind wavery fits coming on. At the last second it had seemed to me that the scenery was
getting skimpier, hardly more than thin trees and bushes itself, and underfoot feeling more
like ground than a ground-cloth. An overhead not theater roof, but gray sky. Shock three,
and you're out, Greta, my umpire was calling. I made it through the dressing-room door,
and nothing there was wavering or dissolving, praised be.
deep pan. Just Martin, standing with his back to me, alert, alive, poised like a cat inside
that green dress, the prompt book in his right hand with a finger in it, and from his left hand
long black tatters swinging, telling me he'd still be doubling second witch, and he was hissing,
Places, please, everybody, on stage! With a sweep of silver and ash-colored plush, Miss Nefer came
past him for once leading the last-minute hurry to the stage.
She had on the dark red wig now, for me that crowned her characterization.
It made me remember her saying, my brain burns.
I ducked aside as if she were majesty incarnate.
And then she didn't break her own precedent.
She stopped at the new thing beside the door and poised her long, white, skinny fingers
over the yellowed keys, and suddenly.
I remembered what it was called, a virginals.
She stared down at it fiercely, evilly, like a witch planning an enchantment.
Her face got the secret fiendish look that, I told myself, the real Elizabeth would have
had, ordering the deaths of Bollard and Babington, or plotting with Drake, for all they say she
didn't, one of his raids.
That long, long forefinger tracing crooked courses through a crabbedly drawn map of the Indy,
and she smiling at the dots of cities that would burn.
Then all her eight fingers came flickering down,
and the strings inside the virginals began to twang and hum
with the high-pitched rendering of Griegs in the hall of the Mountain King.
Then, as Sid and Bruce and Martin rushed past me,
along with the black swooping that was maud already robed and hooded for Third Witch,
I beat it for my sleeping closet like Pier Gint.
himself, dashing across the mountainside away from the cave of the Troll King, who only wanted
to make tiny slits in his eyeballs, so that forever afterwards he'd see reality just a little
differently.
And as I ran, the master anachronism of that menacing mad march music was shrilling in my ears.
End of Chapter Two.
Chapter 3 of No Great Magic by Fritz Liber.
This Librovox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 3.
Sound a dumb shoe.
Enter the three fat-fall sisters with a rock, a threed, and a pair of shears.
Old play.
My sleeping closet is just a cot at the back end of the girl's third of the dressing-room,
with a three-panel screen to make it private.
When I sleep I hang my outside clothes on the screen, which is pasted and thumb-tacked all over
with the New York City stuff that gives me security, theater programs and restaurant menus,
clippings from the Times in the mirror, a torn-out picture of the United Nations building
with a hundred tiny gay paper flags pasted around it, and hanging in an old hairnet, a home-run
baseball autographed by Willie Mays, things like that.
Right now, I was jumping my eyes over that stuff, asking it to keep me located and make me safe,
as I lay on my cot in my clothes with my knees drawn up and my fingers over my ears, so the
louder lines from the play wouldn't be able to come noising back around the trunks and tables
and bright-lit mirrors and find me.
Generally, I like to listen to them, even if they're sort of subalgrowing drained of
overtones by their crooked trip.
But they're always tense-making, and tonight, I mean this afternoon, no.
It's funny.
I should find security in my memory.
of a city I daren't go out into. No, not even for a stroll through Central Park, though
I know it from the pond to Harlem Mere, the Met Museum, the Menagerie, the Ramble, the Great
Lawn, Cleopatra's Needle, and all the rest. But that's the way it is. Maybe I'm like
Jonah in the whale, reluctant to go outside, because the whale's a terrible monster that's
awful scary to look in the face, and might really damage you gulping you a second time.
time, yet reassured to know you're living in the stomach of that particular monster, and
not a seventeen tentacled one from the fifth planet of Aldabaran.
It's really true, you see, about me living in the dressing-room.
The boys bring me meals, coffee in cardboard cylinders, and doughnuts and little brown
grease-spotted paper-sacks, and malts and hamburgers and apples, and little pizzas,
and maud brings me raw vegetables, carrots and parsnips and little onions and such.
and watches to make sure I exercise my molars grinding them and get my vitamins.
I take spit baths in the little John.
Architects don't seem to think actors ever take baths,
even when they've browned themselves all over,
playing Pandarus the Parthian and Julius Caesar,
and all my shut-eye is caught on this little cot
in the twilight of my NYC screen.
You think I'd be terrified being alone in the dressing-room
during the wee and morning hours, let alone trying to sleep then, but that isn't the way it
works out. For one thing, there's apt to be someone sleeping in, too, Maudy especially.
And it's my favorite time, too, for costume mending and reading the very arm and other books,
and for just plain way out dreaming. You see, the dressing-room is the one place I really do
feel safe. Whatever is out there in New York that terrorizes me,
i'm pretty confident that it can never get in here besides that there's a great big bolt on the inside of the dressing-room door that i throw whenever i'm all alone after the show next day they buzzed for me to open it
it worried me a bit at first and i had asked sid but what if i'm so deep asleep i don't hear and you have to get in fast and he had replied sweetling a word in your ear our own borrugard lassiter is the prettiest
This picklock unjailed since Jimmy Valentine and Jimmy Dale.
I'll not ask where he learned his trade, but tis sober truth upon my honor."
And Bo had confirmed this with a courtly bow, murmuring, At Your Service, Miss Greta.
How do you jigger a big iron bolt through a three-inch door that fits like Maudy's
tights, I wanted to know?
He carries load-stones of great power and divers' subtle tools.
had explained for him.
I don't know how they work it, so that some transverse three cop or park official doesn't
find out about me and raise a stink.
Maybe Sid just throws a little more of the temperament he uses to keep most outsiders
out of the dressing room.
We sure don't get any janitors or scrub women, as Martin and I know only too well.
More likely he squares someone.
I do get the impression all the company's gone a little way out on a little bit of a little
way out on a limb, letting me stay here, that the directors of our theater wouldn't like it
if they found out about me.
In fact, the actors are all so good about helping me and putting up with my antics,
though they have their own, Danu Diggs, that I sometimes think I must be related to one of
them, a distant cousin or sister-in-law, or wife, my God, because I've checked our faces
side by side in the mirrors often enough, and I can't find any striking family resemblances.
Or maybe I was even an actress in the company, the least important one, playing the tiniest
roles like Lucius in Caesar and Bianca in Othello, and one of the little princes in Dick the
three eyes, and Fliantz and the gentlewoman in Macbeth, though me doing even that much acting
strikes me to laugh.
But whatever I am in that direction, if I'm anything, not one of the actors has told me a word
about it, or dropped the least hint, not even when I beg them to tell me or try to trick them
into it, presumably because it might revive the shock that gave me agoraphobia and amnesia
in the first place, and maybe this time knock out my entire mind, or at least smash the new mouse
and a whole consciousness I've made for myself.
I guess they must have got by themselves a year ago and talked me over and decided my best
chance for cure, or for just bumping along half-happily, was staying in the dressing-room,
rather than being sent home, funny, could I have another, or to a mental hospital?
And then they must have been cocky enough about their amateur psychiatry, and interested
enough in me, the White Horse knows why, to go ahead with the program almost any psychiatrist
would be bound to yike at.
I got so worried about the setup once,
and about the risks they might be running,
that, gritting down my dread of the idea,
I said to Sid,
"'City, shouldn't I see a doctor?'
He looked at me solemnly for a couple of seconds,
and then said,
"'Sure, why not? Go talk to Doc right now,
tipping a thumb toward Doc Pyskov,
who was just sneaking back into the bottom of his makeup box,
what looked like a half-pint from the flask I got.
i did incidentally doc explained to me crapline's classification of the psychoses muttering as the absentmindedly fondled my wrist that in a year or two he'd be a good illustration of corsikov's syndrome
they've all been pretty darn good to me in their kooky ways the actors have not one of them has tried to take advantage of my situation to extort anything out of me beyond asking me to sew on a button or polish some boots
or at worst cleaned the wash-bowl not one of the boys has made a pass i didn't at least seem to invite and when my crush on sid was at its worst he shouldered me off by getting polite something he only is to strangers
on the rebound i hit bow who treated me like a real southern gentleman all this for a stupid little waif whom any one but a gang of sentimental actors would have sent to bellevue without a sceptive
second thought or feeling. For, to get disgustingly realistic, my most plausible theory of me is
that I'm a stage-truck girl from Iowa who saw her twenty slipping away and her sanity too,
and made a dash to Greenwich Village, and with so ape on Shakespeare, after seeing her first
performance in Central Park, that she kept going back there night after night, Christopher Street,
Pins Station, Times Square, Columbus Circle, see?
and hung around the stage door, so mousy but open-mouthed, that the actors made a pet of her.
And then something very nasty happened to her, either down at the village or in a dark corner of the park,
something so nasty that it blew the top of her head right off,
and she ran to the only people in place where she felt she could ever again feel safe.
And she showed them the top of her head with its singed hair and its jacked,
Ragged ring of skull, and they took pity.
My least plausible theory of me, but the one I like the most, is that I was born in the
dressing-room, cradled in the top of a flat theatrical trunk, with my ears full of Shakespeare's
lines before I ever said, Mama, let alone lamp the TV.
Hush walked when I cried by whoever was off stage, old props my first toys, trying to
eat crape hair my first indiscretion, sticks of grease-paste.
paint my first crayons.
You know, I really wouldn't be bothered by crazy fears about New York changing and the dressing
room shifting around in space and time if I could be sure I'd always be able to stay in it
and that the same sweet guys and gals would always be with me and that the shows would always go
on."
This show was sure going on.
It suddenly hit me for I let my finger slip off my ears as I sent them to me.
mentalized and wish-streamed, and I heard, muted by the length and stuff of the dressing-room,
the slow beat of a drum, and then a drum-note in Maudy's voice, taking up that beat as
she warned the other two witches.
A drum, a drum, Macbeth doth come!
Why, I'd not only missed Sidd's history-making and breaking Queen Elizabeth Prolog,
kicking myself that I had, now it was over, I'd also missed the short witch scene with this famous
is foul and foul is fair, the bloody sergeant scene where Duncan hears about Macbeth's victory,
and we were well into the second witch scene, the one on the blasted heath, where Macbeth
gets it predicted to him he'll be king after Duncan, and is tempted to speculate about hurrying
up the process.
I sat up.
I did hesitate a minute then, my fingers going back toward my ears, because Macbeth is specially
tense-making, and when I've had one of my brain-wavery fits, I feel weak for a while and
things are blurry and uncertain.
Maybe I'd better take a couple of the barbiturate sleeping pills Maudy manages to get for me,
and—but no, Greta, I told myself, you want to watch this show.
You want to see how they do in those crazy costumes.
You especially want to see how Martin makes out.
He'd never forgive you if you don't.
So I walked to the other end of the empty dressing-werexed.
room, moving quite slowly, and touching the edges here and there, the words of the play
getting louder all the time.
By the time I got to the door, Bruce Bonco was saying to the wishes, if you can look into
the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, those lines that stir
anyone's imagination with their veiled vision of the universe.
The overall lighting was a little dim.
fading already, a late matinee, and the stage-lights flickery, and the scenery still a little
spectral flimsy.
Oh, my mind wavery fits can be lulus.
But I concentrated on the actors, watching them through the entrance gaps in the wings.
They were solid enough.
Giving a solid performance, too, as I decided after watching that scene through and the one after
it, where Duncan congratulates Macbeth, with never a pause between the two scenes.
in true Elizabethan style.
Nobody was laughing at the colorful costumes.
After a while I began to accept them myself.
Oh, it was a different Macbeth than our company usually does,
louder and faster, with shorter pauses between speeches,
the blank verse at times approaching a chant,
but it had a lot of real guts,
and everybody was just throwing themselves into it,
Sid especially.
The first lady-neighed,
Macbeth's scene came. Without exactly realizing it, I moved forward to where I'd been when I
got my three shocks. Martin is so intent on his career and making good that he has me the same way
about it. The thanis started off, as she always does, toward the opposite side of the stage,
and facing a little away from me. Then she moved a step and looked down at the stage
parchment letter in her hands and began to read it, though there was not.
nothing on it but scribble. And my heart sank, because the voice I heard was Miss Neffers.
I thought and almost said out loud, oh, damn it, he flunked out, or Sid decided at the last
minute he couldn't trust him with the part. Whoever got Miss Nefer out of the ice-stream cone
in time. Then she swung around, and I saw that, no, my God, it was Martin. No,
mistaking. He'd been using her voice. When a person first does a part, especially getting
up in it without much rehearsing, he's bound to copy the actor he's been hearing doing it.
As I listened on, I realized it was fundamentally Martin's own voice, pitched a trifle high.
Only some of the intonations and rhythms were Miss Neffers. He was showing a lot of feeling
and intensity, too, and real Martin-like poise.
You're off to a great start, kid," I cheered inwardly.
Keep it up."
Just then I looked toward the audience.
Once again I almost squeaked out loud, for there, close to the stage in the very middle
of the reserve section was a carpet spread out, and sitting in the middle of it on some
sort of little chair with what looked like two charcoal braziers smoking to either side
of her was Miss Nefer, with a string of extras in Elizabethan hats.
with cloaks pulled around them.
For a second it really threw me, because it reminded me of the things I'd seen, or thought
I'd seen a couple of times, I'd sneak to peek through the curtain-hole at the audience in the
indoor auditorium.
It hardly threw me for more than a second, though, because I remembered that the characters
who speak Shakespeare's prologues often stay on stage and sometimes kind of join the audience
and even comment on the play from time to time.
Christopher Sly and his attendant lords and the shrew for one.
Sid had just copied, and, in his usual style, laid it on thick.
Well, bully for you, Citi, I thought.
I'm sure the witless New York groundlings will be thrilled to their cold little toes,
knowing they're sitting in the same audience as good Queen Liz and attendant courtiers.
And as for you, Miss Nefer, I added the shade invidiously,
You just keep on sitting cold in Central Park, warmed by dry-ice smoke from braziers,
and keep your mouth shut, and everything will be fine.
I'm sincerely glad you'll be able to be Queen Elizabeth all night long,
just as long as you don't try to steal the scene from Martin and the rest of the cast and the real play.
I suppose that camp-chair will get a little uncomfortable by the time the fifth act comes tramping along to that
drumbeat, but I'm sure you're so much in character you'll never feel it. One thing, though,
just don't scare me again pretending to work witchcraft with a virginals or any other way, okay?
So well, me, now I'm going to watch the play. End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 of No Great Magic
by Fritz Liber. This Lieber Fox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 4
To dream of new dimensions, cheating checkmate, by painting the king's robe so that he slides like a queen.
Graves
I swung back to the play just at the moment Lady Mac's soliloquizes,
Come to my woman's breasts, and take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers.
Although I knew it was just folded towel Martin was touching with his face.
fingertips as he lifted them to the top half of his green bodice.
I got carried away. He made it so real. I decided boys can play girls better than people think.
Maybe they should do it a little more often, and girls play boys, too.
Then Sid Macbeth came back to his wife from the Wars, looking triumphant but scared,
because the murder ideas started to smoldering him, and she got busy fanning the blaze like any
good little housefrau, intent on her husband rising in the company, and knowing that she's
the power behind him, and that when there are promotions, someone's always got to get the axe.
Sid and Martin made this charming little domestic scene so natural, yet gutsy, too,
that I wanted to shout hooray. Even Sid, clutching Martin to that ridiculous pie-chested
curious, didn't have one note of horseplay in it.
Their bodies spoke. It was the McCoy.
After that the play began to get real good, the fast tempo and exaggerated facial expressions
actually helping it. By the time the dagger scene came along, I was digging my fingernails
into my sweaty palms, which was a good thing, my eating up the play, I mean, because it kept
me from looking at the audience again, even taking a fast peek. As you've gathered, audiences
bug me. All those people out there in the shadows, watching the actors in the light, all those
silent voyeurs, as Bruce calls them, why, they might be anything. And sometimes, to my mind wavery
sorrow, I think they are. Maybe crouching in the dark out there, hiding among the others,
is the one who did the nasty thing to me that tore off the top of my head.
Anyhow, if I so much as glance at the audience, I begin to get ideas about it, and sometimes,
even if I don't, as just at this moment I thought I heard horses restlessly pawing hard ground,
and one whinny, though that was shut off fast.
Krishna Crestus, I thought.
Citi can't have hired horses for Nefer Elizabeth, much as he's a circus man at heart.
We don't have that kind of money, besides.
But just then Sid Macbeth gasped as if he were sucking in a bucket of air.
He'd shed the cuirass, fortunately.
He said,
"'Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?'
And the play hooked me again.
And I had no time to think about or listen for anything else.
Most of the all-stage actors were on the other side of the stage,
as that's where they make their exits and entrances at this point at the second act.
I stood alone in the wings, watching the play like a bug, frightened only of the horrors
Shakespeare had in mind when he wrote it.
Yet the play was going great.
The dagger scene was terrific, where Duncan gets murdered off stage, and so was the part
afterwards, where hysteria mounts as the crimes discovered.
But just at this point I began to catch notes I didn't like.
Twice someone was late on entrance and came on as if shot from a cannon, and three times at least
Sid had to throw someone a line when they blew up.
In the clutches, Sid's better than any prompt book.
It began to look as if the play were getting out of control, maybe because the new
tempo was so hot.
But they got through the murder scene okay.
As they came trooping off, yelling, well-contented, most of them on my side for a change,
I went for Sid with a towel.
He always sweats like a pig in the murder scene.
I mopped his neck and shoved the towel up under his doublet to catch the dripping armpits.
Meanwhile, he was fumbling around on a narrow table where they lay props and costumes for quick changes.
Suddenly, he dug his fingers into my shoulder, enough to catch my attention at this point,
meaning I'd show bruises tomorrow, and yelled at me under his breath.
As you love me, my crows and robes, presto!"
I was off like a flash to the costumery.
There were Mr. and Mrs. Max's king and queen robes,
and stuff hanging and sitting, just where I knew they'd have to be.
I snatched them up, thinking,
Boy, they made a mistake when they didn't tell about this special performance,
and I started back like Flash, too.
As I shot out the dressing-room door, the theater was very quiet.
There's a short, low-pitched scene on stage then, to give the audience a breather.
I heard Miss Nefer say loudly.
It had to be loud to get to me from even the front of the audience.
"'Tis a good bloody play, eyes!'
And some voice I didn't recognize reply a bit grudgingly.
There's meat in it, and some poetry, too, though rough-wrought.
She went on, still as loudly as if she owned the theatre.
"'Twill make Master Kid bite his nails with jealousy.
"'Ha, ha, yourself, you seen stealing witch,' I thought, as I helped Sid and then Martin
on with their royal outer duds.
But at the same time, I knew Sid must have written those lines himself to go along with
his prologue.
They had the unmistakable rough-wrought Lessingham touch.
Did he really expect the audience to make anything of that reference to Shakespeare's predecessor
Thomas Kidd of the Spanish tragedy and the Lost Hamlet?
And if they knew enough to spot that, wouldn't they be bound to realize the whole Elizabeth
Macbeth tie-up was anachronistic?
But when Sid gets an inspiration, he can be very bullheaded.
Just then, while Bruce Bonko was speaking his broody low soliloquy on stage,
Miss Nefer cut in again loudly with,
Aye, eyes, a good bloody play.
Yet somehow methinks I know not how I've heard it,
before. Whereupon Sid grabbed Martin by the wrist and hissed,
"'Dist here? Oh, I like not that.' And I thought,
"'Oh, ho! So now she's beginning to add lib.'
Well, right away they all went on stage with a flourish.
Sid and Martin crowned and hand in hand. The play got going strong again,
but there were still those edge-of-control undercurrents, and I began to get
more uneasy than caught up, and I had to stare consciously.
at the actors to keep off a wavery fit.
Other things began to bother me, too, such as all the doubling.
Macbeth's a great play for doubling.
For instance, anyone except Macbeth or Bonko can double one of the three witches,
or one of the three murderers, for that matter.
Normally we double at least one or two of the witches and murderers,
but this performance there'd been more multiple parting than I'd ever seen.
Doc had whipped off his Duncan Beard,
and thrown on a brown smock and hood to play the porter with his normal bottle-ruffened accents.
Well, a drunk impersonating a drunk, pretty appropriate.
But Bruce was doing the next door to an impossible double of Bonko and Macduff,
using a ringing tenor voice for the latter,
and wearing in the murder scene a helmet which dropped Viser to hide his Bonco beard.
He'd be able to tear it off, of course, after the murderers got Bonco,
and he'd made his brief appearance as a bloodied-up ghost in the banquet scene.
I asked myself,
My God!
Has Citi got all the other actors out in front,
playing courtears to Elizabeth Nefer?
Wasting them that way?
The horse and rogues gone nuts.
But really, it was just plain frightening,
all that frantic doubling and tripling,
with its suggestion that the play,
and the company, too,
Freight of Forfend,
was becoming a rickish.
patchwork illusion, with everybody racing around faster and faster, to hide the holes.
And the scenery wavery stuff and the warped park sounds were scary, too.
I was actually shivering by the time Sid got to, Light thickens, and the crow makes
wing to the rookie wood.
Good things of day begin to droop and drows, while night's black agents to their praise do
rouse.
Graveyard lines didn't help my nerves any, of course, nor did thinking I heard Nefer
Elizabeth say from the audience, rather softly for her this time.
"'Eyes, I have heard that speech.
I know not where.
Think you tis stolen?'
"'Gretta,' I told myself, "'you need a mill-town before the crow makes wing through your
kooky head.'
I turned to go and fetch me one from my closet, and stopped.
dead just behind me pacing back and forth like an ash-colored tiger in the gloomy wings looking daggers at the audience every time she turned to that end of her invisible cage but ignoring me completely was miss nefer in the elizabeth wig and rig
Well, I suppose I should have said to myself,
Greta, you imagine that last loud whisper from the audience.
Miss Nefer's simply uncanked herself, waved a hand to the real audience, and come backstage.
Maybe Sid just had her go out there for the first half of the play,
or maybe she just couldn't stand watching Martin give such a bang-up performance in her part of Lady Mac.
Yes, maybe I should have told myself something like that,
But somehow all I could think then, and I thought it with a steady mounting shiver, was
We got two Elizabeths.
This one is our witch-nefer, I know, I dressed her, and I know that devil look from the virginals.
But if this is our Elizabeth, the company Elizabeth, the stage Elizabeth, who's the other?
And because I didn't dare to let myself think of the answer to that question, I dodged
around the invisible cage that the ash-colored skirt seemed to ripple against as the Tiger
Queen turned, and I ran into the dressing-room my only thought to get behind my New York
City screen.
End of Chapter 4
Chapter 5 of No Great Magic by Fritz Liber.
This Libravox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 5.
Even little things are turning out to be great things and becoming intensely interesting.
Have you ever thought about the property of numbers?
The maiden.
Lying on my cot, my eyes crosswise to the printing,
I looked from a pink Algonquin menu to a pale green New Amsterdam program,
with a tiny doll of Father Nickerbocker dangling between them on a yellow
thread.
Really, they weren't covering up much of anything.
A ghostly hole, an inch and a half across, seemed to char itself in the program.
As if my eyes were right up against it, I saw in vivid memory what I'd seen the two times
I'd dare to peek through the hole in the curtain, a bevy of ladies in masks and Nell Gwyn
dresses, and men in King Charles' knee-breeches, and long-curled hair, and the second time a bunch
of people and creatures just wild, all sorts and colors of clothes, humans with hooves for
feet and antennae springing from their foreheads, furry and feathery things, that had more
arms than two, and in one case that many heads. As if they were dressed up in our tempest,
peer-gint, and insect-people costumes, and some more besides. Naturally, I'd had mind-wavery
fits both times. Afterwards, Sid had wagged finger at me and explained.
that on those two nights we'd been giving performances for people who'd arranged a costume
theater party, and been going to attend a masquerade ball and zounds, when would I learn to
guard my half-patched pate?"
I don't know, I guess never.
I answered now, quick looking at a Giants pennant, a Carvette ad, a map of Central
Park, my Willie Mays baseball, and a Radio City Tour ticket.
That was eight items I'd looked at this trip without feeling
any inward improvement. They weren't reassuring me at all. The bluefly came slowly buzzing down
over my screen, and I asked it, What are you looking for? A spider? When, what should I hear,
coming back through the dressing-room, straight toward my sleeping closet, but Miss Nefer's footsteps.
No one else walks that way. She's going to do something to you, Greta, I thought. She's the
maniac in the company.
She's the one who terrorized you with the bony knife in the shrubbery, or sick the giant
tarantula on you at the dark end of the subway platform, or whatever it was, and the others
are covering up for.
She's going to smile the devil's smile, and weave those white twig fingers at you all
eight of them.
And Burnham Wood will come to Dunsinaid, and you'll be burnt at the stake by men in armor,
or drawn and quartered by eight-legged monkeys.
that talk, or torn apart by wild centaurs, or whirled through the roof to the moon without
being dressed for it, or sent burrowing into the past to stifle in I.O.1948 or Egypt,
4,008 BC. The screen won't keep her out.
Then a head of hair pushed over the screen, but it was blackbound with silver. Brahma
bless us, and a moment later Martin was giving me one of his rare smiles.
I said, "'Marty, do something for me. Don't ever use Miss Nefer's footsteps again. Her voice,
okay, if you have to. But not the footsteps. Don't ask me why. Just don't.'
Martin came around and sat on the foot of my cot. My legs were already doubled up. He straightened
out his blue and gold skirt and rested a hand on my black sneakers.
"'Feeling a little wonky, Greta?' he asked. "'Don't worry about me.'
Manko's dead and so's his ghost.
We finished a banquet scene.
I've got lots of time.
I just looked at him queerly, I guess.
Then, without lifting my head, I asked him,
Martin, tell me the truth.
Does the dressing-room move around?
I was talking so low that he hitched a little closer,
not touching me anywhere else, though.
The earth swipping around the sun at twenty miles a second,
he replied,
and the dressing-room goes with it.
I shook my head, my cheek scrubbing the pillow.
I mean, shifting, I said, by itself.
How, he asked.
Well, I told him, I've had this idea.
It's just a sort of fancy remember.
That if you wanted to time-travel and, well, do things,
you could hardly pick a more practical machine than a dressing-room
and sort of stage and half-theater attached,
with actors to man it.
Actors can fit in anywhere.
They're used to learning new parts and wearing strange costumes.
Heck, they're even used to traveling a lot.
And if an actor's a bit strange, nobody thinks anything of it.
He's almost expected to be foreign.
It's an asset to him.
And a theater, well, a theater can spring up almost anywhere
and nobody asks questions, except the zoning authorities and such,
and they can always be squared.
Theaters come and go. It happens all the time. They're transitory. Yet, theaters are crossroads,
anonymous meeting places. Anybody with a few bucks or sometimes nothing at all can go.
And theaters attract important people, the sort of people you might want to do something to.
Caesar was stabbed in a theater. Lincoln was shot in one, and—my voice trailed off.
A cute idea, he commented.
I reached down to his hand on my shoe, and took hold of his middle finger as a baby mite.
Yeah, I said, but Martin, is it true?
He asked me gravely.
What do you think?
I didn't say anything.
How would you like to work in a company like that?
He asked, speculatively.
I really don't know, I said.
He sat up straighter, and his voice cut brisk.
Well, all fantasy aside,
"'How'd you like to work in this company?' he asked, lightly slapping my ankle.
On stage, I mean.
Sid thinks you're ready for some of these smaller parts.
In fact, he asked me to put it to you.
He thinks you never take him seriously.
Pardon me while I gasp and glow, I said.
Then, oh, Marty, I can't really imagine myself doing the tiniest part.
Me neither eight months ago, he said.
Now look, Lady Macbeth.
But, Marty, I said, reaching for his finger again, you haven't answered my question about
whether it's true.
Oh, that, he said with a laugh, switching his hand to the other side.
Ask me something else.
Okay, I said.
Why am I bugged by the number eight?
Because I am permanently behind a private eight ball?
Eight's a number with many properties, he said, suddenly as intensely serious as he
usually is, the corners of a cube.
You mean I'm a square, I said, or just a brick?
You know, she's a brick.
But eight's most curious property, he continued with a frown,
is that, lying on its side, it signifies infinity.
So eight erect is really, and suddenly his made-up naturally solemn face
got a great glow of inspiration and devotion.
Infinity arisen!
Well, I don't know.
You meet quite a few people in the theater who are bats on numerology.
They use it to pick stage names.
But I never even guessed it of Martin.
He always struck me as the skeptical, cynical type.
I had another idea about eight, I said hesitatingly.
Spiders.
That eight-legged estric on Miss Nefer's forehead.
I suppressed the shudder.
You don't like her, do you?
He stated.
I'm afraid of her, I said.
You shouldn't be.
She's a very great woman, and tonight she's playing an infinitely more difficult part than
I am.
No, Greta, he went on as I started to protest.
Believe me, you don't understand anything about it at this moment, just as you don't understand
about spiders fearing them.
They're the first to climb the rigging and to climb ashore, too.
They're the web weavers, the line-throwers, the connectors.
Siva and Kali united in love.
There the double mandala, the beginning and the end, infinity mustered and on the march.
They're on my New York screen, I squeaked, shrinking back across the cot a little and pointing
at a tiny glinting silver and black thing mounting below my willy ball.
Martin gently caught its line on his finger and lifted it very close to his face.
Eight eyes, too, he told me. Then, poor little God, he said and put it back.
Marty! Marty!
Sid's desperate stage whisper rasped the length of the dressing-room.
Marty stood up, yes, Sid?
Sid's voice stayed a whisper, but went from desperate to ferocious.
You villainous, Elskin!
No, you not the caldron scenes been playing a hundred heartbeats?
Tis most my entrance, and we still mustering only two inches out of three.
Oh, you not pated starveling!
Before Sid had got much more than half that out,
Martin had slipped around the screen, raced the length of the dressing-room, and I heard a lusty
thwack as he went out the door.
I couldn't help grinning, though, with Martin wrecked by anxieties and reliefs over his
first time as Lady Mac, it was easy to understand it slipping his mind that he was
still doubling second witch.
End of Chapter 5
Chapter 6 of No Great Magic by Fritz Lieber.
This Lieber-box recording is a little bit of.
in the public domain. Chapter 6. I will vault credit and affect high pleasures beyond death.
Ferdinand
I sat down where Martin had been, first pushing the screen far enough to the side for me to see
the length of the dressing room, and notice anyone coming through the door, and any blurs
moving behind the thin white curtain, shutting off the boys' two-thirds. I'd been going to think,
But instead I just sat there, experiencing my body in the room around it, studying myself or maybe
readying myself.
I couldn't tell which, but it was nothing to think about, only to feel.
My heartbeat became a very faint, slow, solid throb.
My spine straightened.
No one came in or went out.
Distantly I heard Macbeth and the witches and the apparitions talk.
Once I looked at the New York screen, but all the stuff there had grown stale, no protection,
no nothing.
I reached down to my suitcase and from where I'd been going to get a mill-town, I took a dexedrine
and popped it in my mouth.
Then I started out, beginning to shake.
When I got to the end of the curtain, I went around it to Sid's dressing-table and asked
Shakespeare, am I doing the right thing, Pop?
But he didn't answer me out of his portrait.
He just looked sneaky, innocent, like he knew a lot, but wouldn't tell.
And I found myself think of a little silver-framed photo.
Sid had used to keep there, too, of a cocky, German-looking young actor named Eric,
autographed across it in white ink.
At least I supposed he was an actor.
He looked a little like Eric von Schroheim, but nicer, yet somehow nastier, too.
The photo had used to upset me, I don't know one.
I, Sid must have noticed it, for one day it was gone.
I thought of the tiny black and silver spider crawling across the remembered silver frame,
and for some reason it gave me the cold creeps.
Well, this wasn't doing me any good, just making me feel dismal again, so I quickly went out.
In the door I had to slip around the actors coming back from the cauldron scene,
and the big bolt nicked my hip.
Outside, Maud was peeling off her third witch stuff to reveal Lady Macduff beneath.
She twitched me a grin.
How's it going? I asked.
Okay, I guess, she shrugged.
What an audience, noisy as high school kids.
How come Sid didn't have a boy do your part, I asked?
He goofed, I guess.
But I batten down my bosoms and playing Mrs. McDuff as a boy.
How does a girl do that in a dress, I asked.
She sits stiff and thinks pants, she said, handing me her witch robe.
Excuse me now.
I got to find my children and go get murdered.
I'd moved a few steps nearer the stage when I felt the gentlest tug at my hip.
I looked down and saw that a taut black thread from the bottom of my sweater
connected me with the dressing room.
It must have snagged on the big bolt and unraveled.
I moved my body an inch or so tugging it.
delicately, to see what it felt like, and I got answers.
Theseus's clue, a spider's line, an umbilicus.
I reached down close to my side and snapped it with my fingernails.
The black thread leaped away, but the dressing-room door didn't vanish,
or the wings change, or the world end, and I didn't fall down.
After that I stood there for quite a while, feeling my new freedom and steadiness,
letting my body get used to it.
I didn't do any thinking.
I hardly bothered to study anything around me,
though I did notice that there were more bushes and trees than set-pieces,
and that the flickery lighting was simply torches,
and that Queen Elizabeth was in, or back in, the audience.
Sometimes letting your body get used to something is all you should do, or maybe can do.
And I did smell horse dung.
When Lady Macduff's scene was over and the chicken scene well begun, I went back to the dressing-room.
Actors call it the chicken scene because Macduff weeps in it about all my pretty chickens and their dam,
meaning his kids and wife being murdered, at one fell swoop on orders of that chicken-yard raiding Hellkite Macbeth.
Inside the dressing-room I steered down the boy's side.
Doc was putting on an improbable-looking dark makeup for Macbeth.
last faithful servant, Satan. He didn't seem as boozy-woozy as usual for fourth act, but
just the same I stopped to help him get into a chain-mail shirt made of thick cord, woven,
and silvered. In the third chair beyond, Sid was sitting back with his corset loosened and
critically surveying Martin, who'd now changed to a white wool nightgown that clung and draped
beautifully, but not particularly enticingly, on him and his folded
towel which had slipped a bit. From beside Sid's mirror, Shakespeare smiled out of his portrait
at them, like an intelligent, big-headed bug. Martin stood tall, spread his arms rather like a high
priest, and intoned, Hamici Romani Poplaras, I nudged a duck. What goes on now, I whispered?
He turned a bleary eye on them. I think they are rehearsing Julius Caesar in Latin, he shrugged.
It begins the oration of Antony.
"'But why?' I asked.
Sid does like to put every moment to use when the performance fire is in people,
but this project seemed pretty far afield, hyper-pedantic.
Yet at the same time, I felt my scalp shivering as if my mind were jumping with speculations
just below the surface.
Doc shook his head and shrugged again.
Sid shoved a palm at Martin and roared softly.
"'Sah death, boy, thou art not playing a Roman statua, but a Roman.
Loosen your knees and try again.'
Then he saw me.
Signing Martin to stop, he called,
"'Come hither, sweetling,' I obeyed quickly.
He gave me a fiendish grin and said,
"'Thou'st heard our proposal from Martin, what saith thou wench?'
This time the shiver was in my back.
It felt good.
I realized I was grinning back at him, and I knew what I'd been getting ready for the last
twenty minutes.
I'm on, I said, count me in the company.
Sid jumped up and grabbed me by the shoulders and hair and bust me on both cheeks.
It was a little like being bombed.
Prodigious, he cried.
Valt play the gentlewoman in the sleepwalking scene tonight.
Martin, her costume.
Now, sweet wench, mark me with.
well.
His voice grew grave and old.
When was it she last walked?"
The new courage went out of me like water down a chute.
But, Citi, I can't start to-night!
I protested, half pleading, half outraged.
Tonight or never.
Tis an emergency, we're short-handed.
Again his voice changed.
When was it she last walked?
But Citi, I don't know the part.
You must.
You've heard the play twenty-handed.
times this past year. When was it she last walked?"
Martin was back, and yanking down a blonde wig on my head, and shoving my arms into a light
gray robe.
I've never studied the lines, I squeaked at Sidney.
Lyer!
I've watched your lips move a dozen nights when you watch the scene from the wings.
Close your eyes, girl.
Martin, unhand her.
Close your eyes, girl.
to your mind, and listen, listen only.
When was it she last walked?"
In the blackness I heard myself replying to that cue, first in a whisper, then more loudly,
then full-throated but grave.
Since his majesty went into the field, I have seen her rise from her bed, throw her night
ground upon her, unlock her closet, take forth.
"'Braissimo!' Citi cried, and bombed me again. Martin hugged his arm around my shoulders, too,
then quickly stooped to start hooking up my robe from the bottom.
"'But that's only the first line, Citi,' I protested.
"'There enough.'
"'But, Citi, what if I blow up?' I asked.
"'Keep your mind empty. You won't, further. I'll be at your side doubling the doctor to prompt you if you pause.'
"'That ought to take care of two of me,' I thought.
Then something else struck me, but City, I quavered, how do I play the gentle woman as a boy?"
Boy? he demanded wonderingly.
Play her without falling down flat on your face, and I'll be past measure happy.
And he smacked me hard on the fanny.
Martin's fingers were darting at the next to the last hook.
I stopped him and shoved my hand down the neck of my sweater, and got hold of the subway
token and the chain it was on and yanked.
It burned my neck, but the gold links parted.
I started to throw it across the room, but instead I smiled at City and dropped it in his palm.
The sleep-walking scene!
Maud hissed insistently to us from the door.
End of Chapter 6.
Chapter 7 Of No Great Magic by Fritz Liber.
This Lieberwax recording is in the public-domy.
domain. Chapter 7. I know Death hath ten thousand several doors, for men to take their
exits, and tis found. They go on such strange geometrical hinges. You may open them both ways.
The Duchess. There is this about an actor on stage. He can see the audience, but he can't
look at them unless he's a narrator or some sort of comic. I wasn't the first, Grindle
Grocks, and only scared to death of becoming the second, as Siddy walked me out of the wings
onto the stage, over the ground cloth that felt so much like ground, with a sort of interweaving
policeman grip on my left arm. Sid was in a dark gray robe looking like some dismal
kind of monk, his head so hooded for the doctor that you couldn't see his face at all.
My skull was pulse buzzing, my throat was squeezed dry, my heart was pounding.
Below that my body was empty, squirmy, electricity stung, yet with the feeling of wearing
ice-cold iron pants.
I heard as if from two million miles, when was it she last walked?
And then an iron bell somewhere tolling the reply.
I guess it had to be my voice coming up through my.
body from my iron pants.
Since his majesty went into the field, and so on, until Martin had come on stage, starry-eyed,
a white scarf tossed over the back of his long black wig, and a flaring candle two inches
thick gripped in his right hand, and dripping wax on his wrists, and started to do Lady
Max's sleep-walking half-hinted confessions of the murders of Duncan and Bonko and Lady Macduff.
So here is what I saw, then, without looking, like a vivid scene that floats out in front
of your mind in a reverie, hovering against a background of dark blur, and sort of flashes
on and off as you think, or, in my case, act.
All the time, remember, with Sid's hand hard on my wrist, and me now and then tolling
Shakespearean language out of some lightless storehouse of memory I'd never known was there to
belonged to me. There was a medium-sized glade in a forest, through the half-naked black
branches shone a dark, cold sky, like ashes of silver early evening. The glade had two
horns, as it were, narrowing back to each side and going off through the forest. A chilly
breeze was blowing out of them almost enough to put out the candle. Its flame rippled.
Rather far back in the horn to my left, but not very far.
were clumped two dozen or so men, in dark cloaks they huddled around themselves.
They wore brimmed, tallish hats, and pale stuff showing at their necks.
Somehow I assumed that these men must be the rude fellows from the city,
I remembered Boe mentioning a million or so years ago.
Although I couldn't see them very well and didn't spend much time on them,
there was one of them who had his hat off or excitedly pushed way back,
showing a big pale forehead.
Although that was all the conscious impression I had of his face, he seemed frighteningly familiar.
In the horn to my right, which was wider, were lined up about a dozen horses,
with grooms holding tight every two of them, but throwing their heads back now and then as
they strained against the reins, and stamping their front hooves restlessly.
Oh, they frightened me, I tell you.
That line of two-foot-long, glossy-haired faces, writhes, writhee.
back their upper lips from teeth wide as piano keys, every horse of them, looking as wide-eyed
and evil as fusely steed, sticking its head through the drapes in his picture the nightmare.
To the center the trees came close to the stage.
Just in front of them was Queen Elizabeth, sitting on the chair on the spread carpet, just
as I'd seen her out there before, only now I could see that the braziers were glowing and
readily highlighting her pale cheeks and dark red hair and the silver in her dress and cloak.
She was looking at Martin, Lady Mac, most intently. Her mouth grimaced tight, twisting her fingers
together. Standing rather close around her were a half-dozen men with fancier hats and
ruffs and wide-flaring riding gauntlets. Then, through the trees and tall leafless bushes
just behind Elizabeth, I saw an identical Elizabeth face floating, only this one was smiling
a demonic smile. The eyes were open very wide, now and then the pupils darted rapid glances
from side to side. There was a sharp pain in my left wrist, and Sid whisper snarling at me,
Accustomed action, out of the corner of his shadowed mouth. I told on obediently,
It is an accustomed action with her to seem thus washing her hands.
I have known her continue in this a quarter of an hour.
Martin had set down the candle, which still flared and guttered,
on a little high table so firm its thin legs must have been stabbed into the ground.
And he was rubbing his hands together slowly, continually,
tarmentedly, trying to get rid of Duncan's blood,
which Mrs. Mac knows in her sleep is still there.
And all the while he did it, the agitation of the seated Elizabeth grew,
her eyes flicking from side to side, hands writhing.
He got to the lines,
"'Here's the smell of blood still.
All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand, oh, oh, oh!'
As he wrung out those soft, tortured sighs,
Elizabeth stood up from her chair and took a step forward.
The courtiers moved toward her quickly, but not touching her, and she said loudly,
"'Tis the blood of Mary's steward whereof she speaks.
The pails of blood that will gush from her chopped neck.
Oh, I cannot endure it.'
And as she said that last she suddenly turned about and strode back toward the trees,
kicking out her ash-colored skirt.
One of the courtiers turned with her and stooped toward her closely whispering something, but
although she paused a moment, all she said was,
Nay, eyes, stop not the play, but follow me not.
Nay, I say leave me, Leicester.
And she walked into the trees, he looking after her.
Then Sid was kicking my ankle, and I was reciting something,
and Martin was taking up his candle again without looking at it,
saying with a drugged agitation,
"'To bed, to bed, there's knocking at the gate.'
Elizabeth came walking out of the trees again.
Her head bowed.
She couldn't have been in there ten seconds.
Lychester hurried toward her, hand anxiously outstretched.
Martin moved off stage,
torturedly, yet softly wailing,
What's done cannot be undone.
Just then, Elizabeth flicked aside Lychester's hand
with playful contempt, and looked up, and she was smiling the devil's smile.
A hoarse whinnied like a trumpeted snicker.
As Sid and I started our last few lines together, I intoned mechanically,
letting words free fall from my mind to my tongue.
All this time I had been answering Lady Mac in my thoughts,
That's what you think, sister.
End of Chapter 7.
Chapter 8 of No Great Magic
by Fritz Liber.
This Libra-Vox recording is in the public domain.
Chapter 8 The Last Chapter
God cannot affect that anything which is past should not have been.
It is more impossible than rising the dead, suma theologica.
The moment I was out of sight of the audience, I broke away from Sid and ran to the dressing
room.
I flopped down on the first chair I saw, my head and arms trailed over its back, and I almost
passed out. It wasn't a mind-wavery fit, just normal faint. I couldn't have been there long,
well, not very long, though the battle-rattle and alarms of the last scene were echoing
tenly from the stage when Bruce and Bo and Mark, who was playing Malcolm, Martin's usual
main part, came in wearing their last-act stage armor, and carrying between them Queen Elizabeth
flaccid as a sack. Martin came after them, stripping off his white-wool nightgown,
so fast that buttons flew. I thought automatically, I'll have to sew those. They laid her down
on three chairs, set side by side, and hurried out. Unpinning the folded towel, which had fallen
around his waist, Martin walked over and looked down at her. He yanked off his wig by a braid
and tossed it at me. I let it hit me and fall on the floor. I was looking at that white,
queenly face, eyes open and staring sightless at the ceiling, mouth open a little too with a thread
of foam, trilling from the corner, and at that ice-cream cone bodice that never stirred.
The blue fly came buzzing over my head and circled down toward her face.
"'Martin,' I said with difficulty, "'I don't think I'm going to like what we're doing.'
He turned to me, his short hair elfed, his fists planted high on his hip,
at the edge of his black tights, which now were all his clothes.
You knew, he said impatiently.
You knew you were signing up for more than acting
when you said count me in the company.
Like a legged sapphire, the blue fly walked across her upper lip
and stopped by the thread of foam.
But Martin, changing the past,
dipping back and killing the real queen,
replacing her with a double?
His dark brows shot up.
The real—
You felt.
Think this is the real Queen Elizabeth?
He grabbed a bottle of rubbing alcohol from the nearest table, gushed some on a towel stained
with grease paint, and, holding the dead head by its red hair—no, wig—the real one wore
a wig, too—scrubbed the forehead.
The white cosmetic came away, showing sallow skin, and on it a faint tattoo in the form
of an S—styled like a yin-yang symbol left a little open.
Snake! he hissed, destroyer, the arch-enemy, the eternal opponent.
God knows how many times people like Queen Elizabeth have been dug out of the past,
first by snakes, then by spiders, and kidnapped or killed, and replaced in the course of our war.
This is the first big operation I've been on, Greta, but I know that much.
My head began to ache.
I asked, if she's an enemy double, why didn't she know a performance of Macbeth in her lifetime
was an anachronism?
Foxhold in the past, only trying to hold a position they get dulled.
They turn half zombie, even the snakes, even our people.
Besides, she almost did catch on twice when she spoke to Lichester.
Martin, I said Dully, if there have been all these replacements, first by them, then by
Thus, what's happened to the real Elizabeth?
He shrugged.
God knows.
I asked softly, but does he, Morton?
Can he?
He hugged his shoulders in, as if to contain a shudder.
Look, Greta, he said.
It's the snakes who are the warpers and destroyers.
We're restoring the past.
The spiders are trying to keep things as first created.
We only kill when we must.
I shuddered.
then, for bursting out of my memory, came the glittering, knife-flashing, night-shrouded,
bloody image of my lover, the spider-soldier of change Erich von Holdenwald, dying in the grip
of a giant silver spider, or a spider-shaped entity large as he, as they rolled in a tangled
ball down a flight of rocks in Central Park.
But the memory burst didn't blow up my mind, as it had done a year ago, no more than
snapping the black thread from my sweater had ended the world.
I asked Morton,
Is that what the snakes say?
Of course not.
They make the same claims we do.
But somewhere, Greta, you have to trust.
He put out the middle finger of his hand.
I didn't take hold of it.
He whirled it away, snapping it against his thumb.
You're still grieving for that carrion there, he accused me.
He jerked down a section of white curtain,
and whirled over the stiffening body.
If you must grieve, grieve for Miss Nefer, exiled, imprisoned, locked forever in the past,
her mind pulsing faintly in the black hole of the dead and gone, yearning for nirvana,
yet dursting one lone, painful patch of consciousness, and only to hold a fort,
only to make sure Mary Stewart is executed, the armada licked, and that all the other consequences
flow on. The snakes is Elizabeth let Mary live, and England die, and the Spaniard
hold North America to the Great Lakes and New Scandinavia. Once more he put out his middle
finger.
All right, all right, I said, barely touching it. You've convinced me.
Great, he said. Bye for now, Greta. I've got to help strike the set. That's good, I said.
He loped out.
I could hear the skirling sword clashes of the final fight to the death of the two Max,
Duff and Beth.
But I only sat there in the empty dressing-room, pretending to grieve, for a devil-spiling snow-tiger,
locked in a time-cage, and for acute sardonic German, killed for insubordination that I had reported.
But really, grieving for a girl who for a year had been a rootless child of the theater,
with the whole company of mothers and fathers, afraid of nothing more than subway bogies and
park and village monsters. As I sat there pitying myself besides a shrouded queen, a shadow fell
across my knees. I saw stealing through the dressing-room a young man in worn dark clothes.
He couldn't have been more than twenty-three. He was a frail sort of guy with a weak chin
and big forehead and eyes that saw everything. I knew at once he'd. He'd be a little bit of
once he was the one who had seemed familiar to me in the knot of City Fellows. He looked
at me and I looked from him to the picture, sitting on the reserve makeup box by City's
mirror, and I began to tremble. He looked at it, too, of course, as fast as I did, and
then he began to tremble, too, though it was a finer-grained tremor than mine.
The sword-fight had ended seconds back, and now I heard the witches faintly wailing.
Fair is foul and foul is fair.
Sid had them echo that line off stage at the end
to give a feeling of prophecy fulfilled.
Then Sid came pounding up.
He's the first finished since the fight ends off stage,
so McDuff can carry back a red-necked paper-mishay head of him
and show it to the audience.
Sid stopped dead in the door.
Then the stranger turned around.
His shoulders jerked as he saw Sid.
He moved toward.
him just two or three steps at a time, speaking at the same time in breathy little rushes.
Sid stood there and watched him.
When the other actors came boiling up behind him, he put his hands on the door frame to either
side so none of them could get past.
Their faces peered around him.
And all this while the stranger was saying, What may this mean?
Can such things be?
Are all the seeds of time wedded by some hell trickle?
Spouted at once in their granary?
Speak, speak!
You played me a play, that I am writing in my secretest heart.
Have you disjointed the frame of things, to steal my unborn thoughts?
Fair is foul indeed.
Is all the world a stage?
Speak, I say.
Are you not my friend Sidney James Lessingham of Kings Lynn?
Senged by Time's fiery wand, sifted over with the ashes of thirty years?
Are you not he?
Oh, there are more things in heaven and earth, aye, and perchance hell, too.
Speak, I charge you."
And with that he put his hands on Sid's shoulders, half to shake him, I think, but have
to keep from falling over, and for the one time I ever saw it, glib old city had nothing
to say.
He worked his lips, he opened his mouth twice, and twice shut it.
Then with a kind of desperation in his face he motioned the actors out of the actor's outer
the way behind him with one big arm, and swung the other around the stranger's narrow shoulders,
and swept him out of the dressing-room himself following.
The actress came pouring in then, Bruce, tossing Macbeth's head to Martin like a football,
while he tugged off his horned helmet, Mark dumping a stack of shields in the corner,
Maudey pausing as she skittered past me to say,
Hi, Greg, great, you're back, and patting my temple to show what part of me she meant.
Bo went straight to Sid's dressing-table and set the portrait aside and lifted out Sid's
reserve makeup box.
The lights, Martin, he called.
Then Sid came back in, slamming and bolting the door behind him, and standing for a moment
with his back against it panting.
I rushed to him.
Something was boiling up inside of me, but before he could get to my brain I opened my mouth,
and it came out.
Ciddy, you can't fool me.
That was no dirty asses.
or S? I don't care how much he shakes, or purrs, or shakes a spear, or just plain shakes.
Siddy, that was Shakespeare.
"'Hi, girl, I think so,' he told me, holding my wrists together.
"'They can't find dolls to double men like that, or such as my main hope.'
A sickly grin came on his face.
"'Oh, gods,' he demanded,
"'with what words do you talk to a man whose speech you've stolen all your life?'
I asked him,
Sid, were we ever in Central Park?"
He answered, once twelve months back, a one-night stand.
They came for Eric.
You flipped.
He swung me aside and moved behind Bo.
All the lights went out.
Then I saw, Demly at first, the great dull-gleaming jewel, covered with dials and
green-glowing windows, that Bo had lifted from Sid's reserve makeup box.
The strongest green-glow showed his intent.
tent face, still framed by the long, glistening locks of the Ross wig, as he kneeled before
the thing. Major maintainer, I remembered it was called.
When now? Where? Bo tossed impatiently to sit over his shoulder.
The forty-fourth year before our lord's birth. Sid answered instantly, Rome.
Bo's fingers danced over the dials like a musician's, or a safecrackers. The green glow flared
and faded flickeringly. There's a storm in that vector of the voice.
Circle it, Sid ordered.
There are dark mists every way.
Then pick the likeliest dark path.
I called through the dark,
Fair as foul and foul as fair, eh, Siddy?
Aye, chick, he answered me.
Tis all the rule we have.
End of Chapter 8.
End of No Great Magic by Fritz Liber.
