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Episode Date: January 18, 2023

Orthodoxy by Gilbert K. Chesterton audiobook. Genre: religion In Orthodoxy, G. K. Chesterton sets out to explain how he arrived at Christian belief, not through inherited convention, but through a ha...rd-won sense that the world is both stranger and more meaningful than modern cynicism allows. Framed as a personal intellectual adventure, the book follows Chesterton as he tests the fashionable ideas of his age - skepticism, materialism, and self-made philosophies - and finds them unable to account for everyday experience: joy and duty, wonder and reason, sin and virtue, freedom and constraint. With wit, paradox, and vivid imagery, he argues that Christian orthodoxy is not a dull set of rules but a daring balance of opposites that protects the color and sanity of life. Along the way he reflects on imagination, humility, morality, and the peril of making the self the measure of truth. Both a defense of faith and a critique of modern assumptions, Orthodoxy invites listeners to reconsider what seems obvious, and to see belief as a living, dynamic response to the real world. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 1 (00:11:32) Chapter 2 (00:56:00) Chapter 3 (01:38:08) Chapter 4 (02:35:26) Chapter 5 (03:17:24) Chapter 6 (04:15:57) Chapter 7 (05:18:58) Chapter 8 (06:04:21) Chapter 9 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 orthodoxy by gilbert k chesterton introduction in defense of everything else the only possible excuse for this book is that it is an answer to a challenge even a bad shot is dignified when he accepts a duel when some time ago i published a series of hasty but sincere papers under the name of heretics several critics for whose intellect i have a warm respect i may mention specially mr g s street said that that it was all very well for me to tell everybody to affirm his cosmic theory, but that I had carefully avoided supporting my precepts with example. I will begin to worry about my philosophy, said Mr. Street, when Mr. Chesterton has given us his. It was perhaps an incautious suggestion to make to a person only too ready to write books upon the feeblous provocation. But after all, though Mr. Street has inspired and created this book, he need not read it. If he does read it, he will find that in its pages I have attempted
Starting point is 00:01:03 in a vague and personal way, in a set of mental pictures rather than in a series of deductions, to state the philosophy in which I have come to believe. I will not call it my philosophy, for I did not make it. God and humanity made it, and it made me. I have often had a fancy for writing a romance about an English yachtman, who slightly miscalculated his course, and discovered England under the impression that it was a New Island in the South Seas. I always find, however, that I am either too busy or too lazy to write this fine work, so I may as well give it away for the purposes of philosophical illustration. There will probably be a general impression that the man who landed, armed to the teeth
Starting point is 00:01:49 and talking by signs, to plant the British flag on that barbaric temple, which turned out to be the pavilion at Brighton, felt rather a fool. I am not here concerned to deny that he looked a fool. But if you imagine that he felt a fool, or at any rate that the sense of folly was his soul and his dominant emotion, then you have not studied with sufficient delicacy, the rich romantic nature of the hero of this tale. His mistake was really a most enviable mistake, and he knew it, if he was the man I take him for.
Starting point is 00:02:22 What could be more delightful than to have in the same few minutes all the fascinating terrors of going abroad, combined with all the humane security of coming home again. What could be better than to have all the fun of discovering South Africa without the disgusting necessity of landing there? What could be more glorious that to brace oneself up to discover New South Wales, and then realize, with a gush of happy tears, that it was really old South Wales? This at least seems to me the main problem of philosophers. and is, in a manner, the main problem of this book?
Starting point is 00:03:01 How can we contrive to be at once astonished at the world, and yet at home in it? How can this queer, cosmic town, with its many-legged citizens, with its monstrous and ancient lamps, how can this world give us at once the fascination of a strange town, and the comfort and honor of being our own town? To show that a faith or a philosophy is true from every standpoint would be too big an undertaking even for a much bigger book than this, it is necessary to follow one path of argument, and this is the path that I here proposed to follow. I wish to set forth my faith as particularly answering this double spiritual need,
Starting point is 00:03:45 the need for that mixture of the familiar and the unfamiliar which Christendom has rightly named Romance. For the very word romance has in it the mystery and ancient meaning of Rome. Anyone setting out to dispute anything ought always to begin by saying what he does not dispute. Beyond stating what he proposes to prove, he should always state what he does not propose to prove. The thing I do not propose to prove, the thing I propose to take as common ground between myself and any average reader, is this desirability of an active and imaginative life, picturesque and full of poetical curiosity. A life such as a Western man at any rate always seems to have desired. If a man says that extinction is better than existence, or blank existence
Starting point is 00:04:36 better than variety and adventure, then he is not one of the ordinary people to whom I am talking. If a man prefers nothing, I can give him nothing. But nearly all people I have ever met in this Western society in which I live would agree to the general proposition that we need this life of practical romance, the combination of something that is strange with something that is secure. We need so to view the world as to combine an idea of wonder and an idea of welcome. We need to be happy in this wonderland without once being merely comfortable. It is this achievement of my creed that I shall chiefly pursue in these pages.
Starting point is 00:05:17 But I have a peculiar reason for mentioning the man in a yacht who discovered England, for I am that man in a yacht. I discovered England. I do not see how this book can avoid being egotistical, and I do not quite see, to tell the truth, how it can avoid being dull. Dullness will, however, free me from the charge which I most lament, the charge of being flippant. Mere light sophistry is the thing that I happen to despise most of all things,
Starting point is 00:05:46 and it is perhaps a wholesome fact that this is the thing of which I am generally accused. I know nothing so contemptible as a mere paradox, a mere ingenious defense of the indefensible. If it were true, as has been said, that Mr. Bernard Shaw lived upon paradox, then he ought to be a mere common millionaire. For a man of his mental activity would invent a self-aistry every six minutes. It is as easy as lying because it is lying. The truth is, of course, that Mr. Shaw is cruelly hampered by the fact that he cannot tell any lie unless he thinks it is the truth. I find myself under the same intolerable bondage.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I never in my life said anything merely because I thought it funny, though, of course, I have had ordinary human men. main glory, and may have thought it's funny because I had said it. It is one thing to describe an interview with a gargan or a griffon, a creature who does not exist. It is another thing to discover that the rhinoceros does exist, and then take pleasure in the fact that he looks as if he didn't. One searches for truth, but it may be that one pursues instinctively the more extraordinary truths. And I offer this book with the heartiest sentiments to all the jolly people who hate what I write, and regard it very justly for all I know, as a piece of poor clowning or a single tiresome joke.
Starting point is 00:07:14 For if this book is a joke, it is a joke against me. I am the man who, with the utmost daring, discovered what had been discovered before. If there is an element of farce in what follows, the farce is at my own expense, for this book explains how I fancied I was the first to set foot in Brighton, and then found I was the last. It recounts my elephantine adventures in pursuit of the obvious. No one can think my case more ludicrous than I think it myself. No reader can accuse me here of trying to make a fool of him.
Starting point is 00:07:49 I am the fool of this story, and no rebel shall hurl me from my throne. I freely confess all the idiotic ambitions of the end of the 19th century. I did, like all other solemn little boys, try to be in advance of the age. Like them I tried to be some ten minutes in advance of the truth, and I found that I was eighteen hundred years behind it. I did strain my voice with a painful juvenile exaggeration in uttering my truths, and I was punished in the fittest and funniest way, for I have kept my truths, but I have discovered not that they were not truths, but simply that they were not mine. When I fancied that I stood alone, I was really in the ridiculous position. of being backed up by all Christendom.
Starting point is 00:08:39 It may be, heaven forgive me, that I did try to be original, but I only succeeded in inventing all by myself, an inferior copy of the existing traditions of civilized religion. The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England. I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own, and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy.
Starting point is 00:09:05 It may be that somebody will be entertained by the account of this happy fiasco. It might amuse a friend or an enemy to read how I gradually learnt from the truth of some stray legend or from the falsehood of some dominant philosophy, things that I might have learnt from my catechism, if I had ever learnt it. There may or may not be some entertainment in reading how I found at last in an anarchist club or a Babylonian temple what I might have found in the nearest parish church. If anyone is entertained by learning how the flowers of the field or the phrases in an omnibus, the accidents of politics are the pains of youth come together in a certain order to produce
Starting point is 00:09:48 a certain conviction of Christian orthodoxy, he may possibly read this book. But there is in everything a reasonable division of labor. I have written the book, and nothing on earth would induce me to read this book. read it. I add one purely pedantic note which comes as a note naturally should at the beginning of the book. These essays are concerned only to discuss the actual fact that the central Christian theology, sufficiently summarized in the Apostles' Creed, is the best root of energy and sound ethics. They are not intended to discuss the very fascinating but quite different question of what is the present seat of authority for the proclamation of that creed. When the word
Starting point is 00:10:31 The word orthodoxy is used here, it means the Apostles' Creed, as understood by everybody calling himself Christian until a short time ago, and the general historic conduct of those who held such a creed. I have been forced by mere space to confine myself to what I have got from this creed. I do not touch the matter much disputed among modern Christians of where we ourselves got it. This is not an ecclesiastical treatise, but a sort of slovenly autobiography. But if anyone wants my opinions about the actual nature of the authority, Mr. G. S. Street has only to throw me another challenge, and I will write him another book. End of Chapter 1. Chapter 2 of
Starting point is 00:11:15 Orthodoxy by Gilbert K. Chesterton. This sleeper-box recording is in the public domain. Recording by Phil Schoever. The Maniac. Thurly worldly people never understand even the world. They rely all together on a few cynical maxims, which are not true. Once I remember walking with a prosperous publisher who made a remark which I had often heard before. It is indeed almost a motto of the modern world. Yet I had heard it once too often, and I saw suddenly that there was nothing in it. The publisher said of somebody, Batman will get on. He believes in himself. And I remember that as I lifted my head to listen, my eyes caught an omnibus on which was written Hanwell, and I said to him, shall I tell you where the men are who believe most
Starting point is 00:12:07 in themselves? For I can tell you. I know of men who believe in themselves more colossally than Napoleon or Caesar. I know where flames the fixed star of certainty and success. I can guide you to the thrones of the supermen. The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic Asylums." He said mildly that there were a good many men, after all, who believed in themselves, and who were not in lunatic asylums. Yes, there are, I retorted. And you of all men ought to know them.
Starting point is 00:12:41 That drunken poet from whom you would not take a dreary tragedy, he believed in himself. That elderly minister with an epic from whom you were hiding in a back room. He believed in himself. If you consulted your business experience, instead of of your ugly individualistic philosophy, you would know that believing in himself is one of the commonest signs of a rotter. Actors who can't act believe in themselves, and debtors who won't pay. It would be much truer to say that a man will certainly fail because he believes in himself. Complete self-confidence is not merely a sin. Complete self-confidence is a weakness.
Starting point is 00:13:22 This, believing utterly in oneself is a hysterical and superstitious belief, like believing in Joanna Southcoat. The man who has it has Hanwell written on his face as plain as it is written on that omnibus. And to all this, my friend, the publisher, made this very deep and effective reply. Well, if a man is not to believe in himself, in what is he to believe? After a long pause, I replied, I will go home and write a book and answer to that question. This is the book that I have written in answer to it. But I think this book may well start where our arguments started in the neighborhood of the madhouse.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Modern masters of science are much impressed with the need of beginning all inquiry with a fact. The ancient masters of religion were quite equally impressed with that necessity. They began with the fact of sin, a fact as practical as potatoes. Whether I know man could be washed in miraculous waters, there was no doubt at any rate that he wanted washing. But certain religious leaders in London, not mere materialists, have begun in our day not to deny the highly disputable water, but to deny the indisputable dirt.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Certain new theologians dispute original sin, which is the only part of Christian theology which can really be proved. Some followers of the Reverend R. J. Campbell, in their almost too fastidious spirituality, admit divine sinlessness, which they cannot see even in their dreams, but they essentially deny human sin which they can see in the street. The strongest saints and the strongest skeptics alike took positive evil as a starting point of their argument. If it be true, as it certainly is, that a man can feel exquisite happiness in skinning a cat, then the religious philosopher can only draw one of two deductions.
Starting point is 00:15:24 He must either deny the existence of God as all atheists do, or he must deny the present union between God and man, as all Christians do. The new theologians seem to think it a highly rationalistic solution to deny the cat. In this remarkable situation, it is plainly not now possible, with any hope of universal appeal, to start, as our fathers did, with the fact of sin. This very fact which was to them, and is to me, as plain as a Pikesaff, is the very fact that has been specially diluted or denied. But though moderns deny the existence of sin, I do not think that they have yet denied
Starting point is 00:16:10 the existence of a lunatic asylum. We all agree still that there is a collapse of the intellect as unmistakable as a falling House. Men deny Hale, but not as yet, Hanwell. For the purpose of our primary argument, the one may very well stand where the other stood. I mean that as all thoughts and theories were once judged by whether they tended to make man lose his soul, so for our present purpose all modern thoughts and theories may be judged by whether they tend to make a man lose his wits. It is true that some speak lightly and loosely of insanity. as in itself attractive.
Starting point is 00:16:51 But a moment's thought will show that if disease is beautiful, it is generally someone else's disease. A blind man may be picturesque, but it requires two eyes to see the picture. And similarly, even the wildest poetry of insanity can only be enjoyed by the sane. To the insane man, his insanity is quite prosaic, because it is quite true.
Starting point is 00:17:16 A man who thinks himself a chicken is to him, himself as ordinary as a chicken. A man who thinks he is a bit of glass is to himself as dull as a bit of glass. It is the homogeneity of his mind which makes him dull, and which makes him mad. It is only because we see the irony of his idea that we think him even amusing. It is only because he does not see the irony of his idea that he is put in hand-weld at all. In short, oddities only strike ordinary people. Oddities do not strike odd people. This is why ordinary people have a much more exciting time, while odd people are always complaining of the dullness of life. This is also why the new novels die so quickly, and why the old fairy tales endure forever. The old fairy tale
Starting point is 00:18:09 makes the hero a normal human boy. It is his adventures that are startling. They startle him because he is normal. But in the modern psychological novel, the hero is abnormal, the center is not central. Hence the fiercest adventures fail to affect him adequately, and the book is monotonous. You can make a story out of a hero among dragons, but not out of a dragon among dragons. The fairy tale discusses what a sane man will do in a mad world. The sober, realistic novel of today discusses what an essential lunatic will do in a dull world. Let us begin then with the madhouse. From this evil and fantastic inn, let us set forth on our intellectual journey.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Now if we are able to glance at the philosophy of sanity, the first thing to do in the matter is to blot out one big and common mistake. There is a notion adrift everywhere that imagination is, especially mystical imagination, is dangerous to man's mental balance. Poets are commonly spoken of as psychologically unreliable, and generally there is a vague association between wreathing laurels in your hair and sticking straws in it. Facts in history utterly contradict this view.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Most of the very great poets have been not only sane, but extremely business-like, and if shakespeare ever really held horses it was because he was much the safest man to hold them imagination does not breed insanity exactly what does breed insanity is reason poets do not go mad but chess players do mathematicians go mad and cashiers but creative artists very seldom i am not as will be seen in any sense attacking logic i only say that this danger does lie in logic not in a I am not as will be seen in any sense, attacking logic. I only say that this danger does lie in logic, not in imagination. Artistic paternity is as wholesome as physical paternity. Moreover, it is worthy of remark that when a poet really was morbid, it was commonly because he had some weak spot of rationality on his brain.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Po, for instance, really was morbid, not because he was poetical, but because he was specially analytical. Even chess was too poetical for him. He disliked chess because it was full of knights and castles like a poem. He avowedly preferred the black discs of drafts because they were more like the mere black dots of a diagram. Perhaps the strongest case of all is this, that only one great English poet went mad, Cowper.
Starting point is 00:20:58 And he was definitely driven mad by love. logic, by the ugly and alien logic of predestination. Poetry was not the disease, but the medicine. Poetry partly kept him in health. He could sometimes forget the red and thirsty hell, to which his hideous necessitarianism, dragged him among the wide waters and the white flat lilies of the ose. He was damned by John Calvin. He was almost saved by John Gilpin. Everywhere we see that men do not go mad by dreaming. Critics are much madder than poets. Homer is complete and calm enough.
Starting point is 00:21:36 It is his critics who tear him into extravagant tatters. Shakespeare is quite himself. It is only some of his critics who have discovered that he was somebody else. And though St. John the Evangelist saw many strange monsters in his vision, he saw no creatures so wild as one of his own commentators. The general fact is simple. Poetry is sane because it floats easily in an infinite sea. Reason seeks to cross the infinite sea, and so make it finite. The result is mental exhaustion, like the physical exhaustion of Mr. Holbein.
Starting point is 00:22:13 To accept everything is an exercise, to understand everything a strain. The poet only desires exultation and expansion, a world to stretch himself in. The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head, and it is his head that splits. It is a small matter, but not irrelevant, that this striking mistake is commonly supported by a striking misquotation. We have all heard people cite the celebrated line of Dryden, as Great Genius is to Maddenous Near Allied.
Starting point is 00:22:52 But Dryden did not say that Grideon. great genius was to madness near Alide. Dryden was a great genius himself and knew better. It would have been hard to find a man more romantic than he, or more sensible. What Dryden said was this. Great wits are oft to madness near Alide, and that is true. It is the pure promptitude of the intellect that is in peril of a breakdown. Also, people might remember of what sort of man Dryden was talking. He was not talking of any unworldly visionary like Vaughan or George Herbert. He was talking of a cynical man of the world, a skeptic, a diplomatist, a great practical politician. Such men are indeed
Starting point is 00:23:40 to madness near allied. Their incessant calculation of their own brains and other people's brains is a dangerous trade. It is always perilous to the mind to wreck it up the mind. A flippant person has ask why we say, as mad as a hatter, a more flippant person might answer that a hatter is mad, because he has to measure the human head. And if the great reasoners are often maniacal, it is equally true that maniacs are commonly great reasoners. When I was engaged in a controversy with the clarion on the matter of free will, that able writer, Mr. R. B. Souters, said that free will was lunacy, because it meant causeless
Starting point is 00:24:25 actions, and the actions of a lunatic would be causeless. I do not dwell here upon the disastrous lapse in deterministic logic. Obviously, if any actions, even a lunatic's, can be causeless, determinism is done for. If the chain of causation can be broken for a madman, it can be broken for a man. But my purpose is to point out something more practical. It was natural, perhaps, that a modern Marxian socialist should not know anything about free will. But it was certainly remarkable that a modern Marxian socialist should not know anything about
Starting point is 00:25:02 lunatics. Mr. Southerz evidently did not know anything about lunatics. The last thing they can be said of a lunatic is that his actions are causeless. If any human acts may loosely be called causeless, they are the minor acts of a healthy man, whistling as he walks, slashing the grass with a stick, kicking his heels or rubbing, his hands. It is the happy man who does the useless things. The sick man is not strong enough to be idle. It is exactly such careless and causeless actions that the madman could never understand. For the madman, like the determinists, generally sees too much cause in everything. The madman
Starting point is 00:25:47 would read a conspiratorial significance into those empty activities. He would think that the lopping of the grass was an attack on private property. He would think that the kicking of the heels was a signal to an accomplice. If the madman could for an instant become careless, he would become sane. Everyone who has had the misfortune to talk with people in the heart are on the edge of mental disorder, knows that their most sinister quality is a horrible clarity of detail, a connecting of one thing with another in a map more elaborate than a maze. If you argue with a madman, it is extremely probable that you will get the worst of it, for in many ways his mind moves all the quicker for not being delayed by the things that go with
Starting point is 00:26:37 good judgment. He is not hampered by a sense of humor, or by charity, or by the dumb certain of experience. He is the more logical for losing certain sane affections. Indeed, the common phrase for insanity, is in this respect a misleading one. The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason. The madman's explanation of a thing is always complete, and often in a purely rational sense, satisfactory. Or to speak more strictly, the insane explanation, if not conclusive, is at least unanswerable. This may be observed, especially in the two or three commonest kinds of madness. If a man says, for instance, that men have a conspiracy against him,
Starting point is 00:27:30 you cannot dispute it except by saying that all men deny that they are conspirators, which is exactly what conspirators would do. His explanation covers the facts as much as yours. Or if a man says that he is the rightful king of England, it is no complete answer to say that the existence. authorities call him mad, for if he were King of England, that might be the wisest thing for the existing authorities to do. Or if a man says that he is Jesus Christ, it is no answer to tell him that the world denies his divinity, for the world denied Christ's. Nevertheless, he is wrong.
Starting point is 00:28:10 But if we attempt to trace his error in exact terms, we shall not find it quite so easy as we had supposed. Perhaps the nearest we can get to expressing it is to say this, that his mind moves in a perfect but narrow circle. A small circle is quite as infinite as a large circle, but though it is quite as infinite, it is not so large. In the same way the insane explanation is quite as complete as the same one, but it is not so large.
Starting point is 00:28:41 A bullet is quite as round as the world, but it is not the world. There is such a thing as a narrow universality. There is such a thing as a small and cramped eternity. You may see it in many modern religions. Now, speaking quite externally and empirically, we may say that the strongest and most unmistakable mark of madness is this combination between a logical completeness and a spiritual contraction. The lunatic's theory explains a large number of things,
Starting point is 00:29:14 but it does not explain them in a large way. I mean that if you or I were dealing with a mind that was growing morbid, we should be chiefly concerned not so much to give it arguments as to give it air, to convince it that there was something cleaner and cooler outside the suffocation of a single argument. Suppose, for instance, it were the first case that I took as typical. Suppose it were the case of a man who accused everybody of conspiring, against him. If we could express our deepest feelings of protests and appeal against this obsession, I suppose we should say something like this. Oh, I admit that you have your case and have it by heart,
Starting point is 00:29:59 and that many things do fit into other things as you say. I admit that your explanation explains a great deal. But what a great deal it leaves out! Are there no other stories in the world except yours? And are all men busy with your business? Suppose we grant the details, perhaps when the man in the street did not seem to see you, it was only his cunning. Perhaps when the policeman asked you your name, it was only because he knew it already. But how much happier you would be if you only knew that these people cared nothing about you? How much larger your life would be, if yourself could become smaller in it? If you could be, if you could really look at other men with common curiosity and pleasure, if you could see them walking,
Starting point is 00:30:49 as they are in their sunny selfishness and their virile indifference. You would begin to be interested in them because they were not interested in you. You would break out of this tiny and tawdry theater in which your own little plot is always being played, and you would find yourself under a freer sky in a street full of splendid strangers. Or suppose it were the second case of madness, that of a man who claims the crown. Your impulse might be to answer, All right, perhaps you know that you are the king of England. But why do you care?
Starting point is 00:31:26 Make one magnificent effort, and you will be a human being and look down on all the kings of the earth. Or it might be the third case of the madman who called himself Christ. If we said what we felt, we should say, So you are the creator and redeemer of the world. But what a small world it must be! What a little heaven you must inhabit, with angels no bigger than butterflies.
Starting point is 00:31:54 How sad it must be to be God and an inadequate God! Is there really no life fuller and no love more marvelous than yours? And is it really in your small and painful pity that all flesh must put its faith? How much happier you would be, how much more of you there would be, if the hammer of a higher God could smash your small cosmos, scattering the stars like spangles, and leave you in the open, free, like other men, to look up as well as down. And it must be remembered that the most purely practical science does take this view of
Starting point is 00:32:35 mental evil. It does not seek to argue with it like a heresy, but simply to snap it like a spell. Neither modern science nor ancient religion believes in complete free thought. Theology rebukes certain thoughts by calling them blasphemous. Science rebukes certain thoughts by calling them morbid. For example, some religious societies discouraged men more or less from thinking about sex. The new scientific society definitely discourages men from thinking about death. It is a fact, but it is considered a morbid fact. And in dealing with those whose morbidity has a touch of mania, modern science cares far less for pure logic than a dancing dervish. In these cases it is not enough that the unhappy man should desire truth. He must desire
Starting point is 00:33:28 health. Nothing can save him but a blind hunger for normality, like that of a beast. A man cannot think himself out of mental evil, for it is actually the organ of thought that has become diseased, ungovernable, and as it were, independent. He could only be saved by will or faith. The moment his mere reason moves, it moves in the old circular rut. He will go round and round his logical circle, just as a man in a third class carriage on the inner circle will go round and round the inner circle unless he performs the voluntary, vigorous, and mystical act of getting out at Gower Street. Decision is the whole business here. A door must be shut forever. Every remedy is a desperate
Starting point is 00:34:19 remedy. Every cure is a miraculous cure. Curing a man-man is not arguing with a philosopher. it is casting out a devil. And however quietly doctors and psychologists may go to work in the matter, their attitude is profoundly intolerant, as intolerant as bloody merry. Their attitude is really this, that the man must stop thinking if he is to go on living. Their counsel is one of intellectual amputation. If thy head offend thee, cut it off, for it is better, not merely to enter the kingdom of heaven as a child, but to enter it as an imbecile, rather than with your whole intellect to
Starting point is 00:35:02 be cast into hell or into Hanwell. Such is the madman of experience. He is commonly a reasoner, frequently a successful reasoner. Doubtless he could be vanquished in mere reason, and the case against him put logically. But it can be put much more precisely in more general and even aesthetic terms. He is in the clean and well-lit prison of one idea. He is sharpened to one painful point. He is without healthy hesitation and healthy complexity.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Now, as I explained in the introduction, I have determined in these early chapters to give not so much a diagram of a doctrine as some pictures of a point of view. And I have described at length my vision of the maniac for this reason, that just as I am affected by the maniac, so I am affected by most modern thinkers. That unmistakable mood or note that I hear from Hanwell, I hear also from half the chairs of science and seats of learning today, and most of the mad doctors are mad doctors in more senses than one.
Starting point is 00:36:14 They all have exactly that combination we have noted, the combination of an expansive and exhaustive reason, with a contracted common sense. They are universal, only in the sense that they take one thin explanation and carry it very far. But a pattern can stretch forever and still be a small pattern. They see a chessboard white on black, and if the universe is paved with it, it is still white on black.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Like the lunatic, they cannot alter their standpoint. They cannot make a mental effort and suddenly see it black on white. White. Take first the more obvious case of materialism. As an explanation of the world, materialism has a sort of insane simplicity. It has just the quality of the madman's argument. We have at once the sense of it covering everything and the sense of it leaving everything out. Contemplate some able and sincere materialist as, for instance, Mr. McCabe, and you will have exactly this unique sensation. He understands everything, and everything does not seem worth understanding.
Starting point is 00:37:26 His cosmos may be complete in every rivet and cog-wheel, but still his cosmos is smaller than our world. Somehow his scheme, like the lucid scheme of the madman, seems unconscious of the alien energies and the large indifference of the earth. It is not thinking of the real things of the earth, of fighting peoples or problems or proud mothers, or first love or fear upon the sea, the earth is so very large, and the cosmos is so very small. The cosmos is about the smallest hole that a man can hide his head in. It must be understood that I am not now discussing the relation of these creeds to truth,
Starting point is 00:38:08 but for the present solely their relation to health. Later in the argument, I hope to attack the question of objectic verity. Here I speak only of. of a phenomenon of psychology. I do not for the present attempt to prove to Hegel that materialism isn't true, any more than I attempted to prove to the man who thought he was Christ that he was laboring under an error. I merely remark here on the fact that both cases have the same kind of completeness and the same kind of incompleteness. You can explain a man's detention at Hanwell by an indifferent public by saying that it is the
Starting point is 00:38:46 crucifixion of a god of whom the world is not worthy. The explanation does explain. Similarly, you may explain the order of the universe by saying that all things, even the souls of men, are leaves inevitably unfolding on an utterly unconscious tree, the blind destiny of matter. The explanation does explain, though not of course so completely as the madman's. But the point here is that the normal human mind not only objects to both, but feels to both the same objection. Its approximate statement is that if the man in hand well is the real God, he is not much of a God. And similarly, if the cosmos of the materialist is the real cosmos, it is not much of a cosmos. The thing has shrunk. The deity is less divine than many men, and, according to Hegel,
Starting point is 00:39:40 the whole of life is something much more gray, narrow, and trivial than many separate aspects of it. The parts seem greater than the whole. For we must remember that the materialist philosophy, whether true or not, is certainly much more limiting than any religion. In one sense, of course, all intelligent ideas are narrow. They cannot be broader than themselves. A Christian is only restricted in the same sense that an atheist
Starting point is 00:40:10 is restricted. He cannot think Christianity false and continue to be a Christian, and the atheist cannot think atheism false and continue to be an atheist. But as it happens, there is a very special sense in which materialism has more restrictions than spiritualism. Mr. McCabe thinks me a slave because I am not allowed to believe in determinism. I think Mr. McCabe a slave because he is not allowed to believe in fairies. But if we examine the two vetoes, we shall see that his is really much more of a pure veto than mine. The Christian is quite free to believe that there is a considerable amount of settled order
Starting point is 00:40:52 and inevitable development in the universe. But the materialist is not allowed to admit into his spotless machine the slightest speck of spiritualism are miracle. Poor Mr. McCabe is not allowed to retain even the time. tiniest imp, though it might be hiding in a pimpernel. The Christian admits that the universe is manifold and even miscellaneous, just as a sane man knows that he is complex. The sane man knows that he has a touch of the beast, a touch of the devil, a touch of the
Starting point is 00:41:26 saint, a touch of the citizen. Nay, the really sane man, knows that he has a touch of the madman. But the materialist's swirl is quite simple and solid. just as the madman is quite sure he is sane. The materialist is sure that history has been simply and solely a chain of causation, just as the interesting person before mentioned is quite sure that he is simply and solely a chicken. Materialists and madmen never have doubts. Spiritual doctrines do not actually limit the mind as do materialistic denials.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Even if I believe in immortality, I need not think about it. But if I disbelieve in immortality, I must not think about it. In the first case the road is open and I can go as far as I like, and the second the road is shut. But the case is even stronger, and the parallel with madness is yet more strange. For it was our case against the exhaustive and logical theory of the lunatic that, right or wrong, it gradually destroyed his humanity. Now it is the charge against the main deductions of the materialists that, right or wrong, they gradually destroy his humanity.
Starting point is 00:42:45 I do not mean only kindness. I mean hope, courage, poetry, initiative, all that is human. For instance, when materialism leads men to complete fatalism, as it generally does, It is quite idle to pretend that it is in any sense a liberating force. It is absurd to say that you are especially advancing freedom when you only use free thought to destroy free will. The determinists come to bind not to loose. They may well call their law the chain of causation.
Starting point is 00:43:20 It is the worst chain that ever fettered a human being. You may use the language of liberty, if you like, about materialistic teachings. But it is obvious that this is just as inapplicable to it as a whole as the same language when applied to a man locked up in a man-house. You may say, if you like, that the man is free to think himself a poached egg, but it is surely a more massive and important fact that if he is a poached egg he is not free to eat, drink, sleep, walk, or smoke a cigarette. Similarly, you may say, if you like, that the bold, determinist's Speculator is free to disbelieve in the reality of the will, but it is a much more massive and important fact that he is not free to raise, to curse, to thank, to justify, to urge to punish, to resist temptations, to incite mobs, to make New Year's resolutions, to pardon sinners,
Starting point is 00:44:20 to rebuke tyrants, or even to say thank you for the mustard. In passing from this subject, I may note that there is a question. queer fallacy, to the effect that materialistic fatalism is in some way favorable to mercy, to the abolition of cruel punishments or punishments of any kind. This is startlingly the reverse of the truth. It is quite tenable that the doctrine of necessity makes no difference at all, that it leaves the flogger flogging and the kind friend exhorting as before. But obviously if it stops either of them it stops the kind exhortation.
Starting point is 00:44:59 that the sins are inevitable does not prevent punishment if it prevents anything it prevents persuasion determinism is quite as likely to lead to cruelty as it is certain to lead to cowardice determinism is not inconsistent with the cruel treatment of criminals What it is perhaps inconsistent with is the generous treatment of criminals, with any appeal to their better feelings or encouragement to their moral struggle. The determinist does not believe in appealing to the will, but he does believe in changing the environment. He must not say to the sinner, go and send no more, because the sinner cannot help it, but he can put him in boiling oil, for boiling oil is an environment. As a figure, therefore, the materialist has the fantastic outline of the figure of the madman,
Starting point is 00:45:54 both take up a position at once unanswerable and intolerable. Of course it is not only of the materialist that all this is true. The same would apply to the other extreme of speculative logic. There is a skeptic far more terrible than he who believes that everything began in matter. It is possible to meet the skeptic who believes that every single Everything began in himself. He doubts not the existence of angels or devils, but the existence of men and cows. For him, his own friends are a mythology made up by himself.
Starting point is 00:46:32 He created his own father and his own mother. This horrible fancy has in it something decidedly attractive to the somewhat mystical egoism of our day. That publisher who thought that men would get on if they believed in themselves. themselves, those seekers after the Superman who were always looking for him in the looking-glass, those writers who talk about impressing their personalities instead of creating life for the world, all these people have really only an inch between them and this awful emptiness. Then when this kindly world all round the man has been blackened out like a lie, when friends
Starting point is 00:47:14 fade into ghosts and the foundations of the world fail, then— when the man believing in nothing and in no man is alone in his own nightmare, then the great individualistic motto shall be written over him in avenging irony. The stars will be only dots in the blackness of his own brain. His mother's face will be only a sketch from his own insane pencil on the walls of his cell, but over his cell shall be written with dreadful truth he believes in himself. all that concerns us here however is to note that this pan-egoistic extreme of thought exhibits the same paradox as the other extreme of materialism it is equally complete in theory and equally crippling in practice for the sake of simplicity it is easier to state the notion by saying that a man can believe that he is always in a dream now obviously there can be no positive proof given to him that he is not in a dream
Starting point is 00:48:20 for the simple reason that no proof can be offered that might not be offered in a dream but if the man began to burn down london and say that his housekeeper would soon call him to breakfast we should take him and put him with other logicians in a place which has often been alluded to in the course of this chapter the man who cannot believe his senses and the man who cannot believe anything else are both insane but their insanity is proved not by any error in their argument but by the manifest mistake of their whole lives they have both locked themselves up in two boxes painted inside with the sun and stars they are both unable to get out the one into the health and happiness of heaven the other even into the health and happiness of the earth Their position is quite reasonable, nay, in a sense, it is infinitely reasonable, just as a three-penny bit is infinitely circular. But there is such a thing as a mean infinity, a base in slavish eternity. It is amusing to notice that many of the moderns, whether skeptics or mystics, have taken as their sign a certain eastern symbol, which is the very symbol of the ultimate nullity.
Starting point is 00:49:36 they wish to represent eternity, they represented by a serpent with his tail in his mouth. There is a startling sarcasm in the image of that very unsatisfactory meal. The eternity of the material fatalists, the eternally of the eastern pessimists, the eternity of the supercilious theosophists and higher scientists of today is, indeed, very well presented by a serpent eating his tail, a degraded animal who destroys even himself. This chapter is purely practical and is concerned with what actually is the chief mark and element of insanity.
Starting point is 00:50:16 We may say in summary that it is reason used without root, reason in the void. The man who begins to think without the proper first principles goes mad. He begins to think at the wrong end. And for the rest of these pages we have to try and discover what is the right end, But we may ask, in conclusion, if this be what drives men mad, what is it that keeps them sane? By the end of this book, I hope to give a definite—some will think far too definite answer. But for the moment it is possible in the same solely practical manner to give a general answer touching what in actual human history keeps men sane.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Mysticism keeps men sane. As long as you have mystery, you have health. When you destroy mystery, you create morbidity. The ordinary man has always been sane because the ordinary man has always been a mystic. He has permitted the twilight. He has always had one foot in earth and the other in fairyland. He has always left himself free to doubt his gods, but unlike the agnostic of today, free also to believe in them.
Starting point is 00:51:32 he has always cared more for truth than for consistency if he saw two truths that seemed to contradict each other he would take the two truths and the contradiction along with him his spiritual sight is stereoscopic like his physical sight he sees two different pictures at once and yet sees all the better for that thus he has always believed that there was such a thing as fate but such a thing as free will also thus he believed that children are indeed the kingdom of heaven but nevertheless ought to be obedient to the kingdom of earth he admired youth because it was young and age because it was not it is exactly this balance of apparent contradictions that has been the whole buoyancy of the healthy man the whole secret of mysticism is this that man can understand everything by the help of what he does not understand the morbid logician seeks to make everything lucid and succeeds in making everything mysterious the mystic allows one thing to be mysterious and everything else becomes lucid the determinist makes the theory of causation quite clear and then finds that he cannot say if you please to the housemaid the christian permits free will to remain a sacred mystery but because of this his relations with the housemaid become of a sparkling and crystal clear He puts the seed of dogma in a central darkness, but it branches forth in all directions with abounding natural health.
Starting point is 00:53:09 As we have taken the circle as the symbol of reason and madness, we may very well take the cross as the symbol at once of mystery and of health. Buddhism is centripetal, but Christianity is centrifugal. It breaks out. For the circle is perfect and infinite in its nature, but it is a simple. fixed forever in its size, it can never be larger or smaller. But the cross, though it has at its heart a collision and a contradiction, can extend its four arms forever without altering its shape.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Because it has a paradox in its center, it can grow without changing. The circle returns upon itself and is bound. The cross opens its arms to the four winds. It is a signpost for free travelers. symbols alone are of even a cloudy value in speaking of this deep matter and another symbol from physical nature will express sufficiently well the real place of mysticism before mankind the one created thing which we cannot look at is the one thing in the light of which we look at everything like the sun at noon day mysticism explains everything else by the blaze of its
Starting point is 00:54:25 own victorious invisibility Detached intellectualism is, in the exact sense of a popular phrase, all moonshine, for it is light without heat, and it is secondary light reflected from a dead world. But the Greeks were right when they made Apollo the God both of imagination and of sanity, for he was both the patron of poetry and the patron of healing. Of necessary dogmas and a special creed I shall speak later. But that transcendentalism by which all men live has primarily much the position of the sun in the sky. We are conscious of it as of a kind of splendid confusion. It is something both shining and shapeless, at once a blaze and a blur. But the circle of the moon is as clear and unmistakable as recurrent and inevitable as the circle of Euclid on a blackboard.
Starting point is 00:55:21 For the moon is utterly reasonable. And the moon is the mother of lunatics and has given to them all her name." End of Chapter 2. Chapter 3 of Orthodoxy by Gilbert K. Chesterton. This Libre-Fox recording is in the public domain, recording by Phil Schenever. The Suicide of Thought The phrases of the street are not only forcible, but subtle. For a figure of speech can often get into a crack too small for a definite.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Phases like put out or off color might have been coined by Mr. Henry James in an agony of verbal precision, and there is no more subtle truth than that of the everyday phrase about a man having his heart in the right place. It involves the idea of normal proportion. Not only does a certain function exist, but it is rightly related to the other functions. Indeed, the negation of this phrase would describe with peculiarly. your accuracy, the somewhat morbid mercy and perverse tenderness of the most representative moderns. If, for instance, I had to describe with fairness the character of Mr. Bernard Shaw, I could not express myself more exactly than by saying that he has a heroically large and generous
Starting point is 00:56:53 heart, but not a heart in the right place. And this is so of the typical society of our time. The modern world is not evil. In some ways the modern world is far too good. It is full of wild and wasted virtues. When a religious scheme is shattered as Christianity was shattered at the Reformation, it is not merely the vices that are let loose. The vices are indeed let loose and they wander and do damage, but the virtues are let loose also, and the virtues do more terrible damage.
Starting point is 00:57:27 The modern world is full of the old Christian version. gone mad. The virtues have gone mad because they have been isolated from each other and are wondering alone. Thus some scientists care for truth, and their truth is pitiless. Thus some humanitarian only care for pity, and their pity, I am sorry to say, is often untruthful. For example, Mr. Blatchford attacks Christianity because he is mad on one Christian virtue, the merely mystical and almost irrational virtue of charity. He has a strange idea that he will make it easier to forgive sins by saying that there are no sins to forgive. Mr. Blatchford is not only an early Christian, he is the only early Christian who aren't really to have been eaten by lions. For in his
Starting point is 00:58:21 case the pagan accusation is really true. His mercy would mean mere anarchy. He really is the enemy of the human race, because he is so human. As the other extreme, we may take the acrid realist, who has deliberately killed in himself all human pleasure in happy tales or in the healing of the heart. Tarkmata tortured people physically for the sake of moral truth. Zola tortured people morally for the sake of physical truth. But in Tarkmata's time, there was at least a system that could to some extent make righteousness and peace kiss each other. Now they do not even bow, but a much stronger case than
Starting point is 00:59:04 these two of truth and pity can be found in the remarkable case of the dislocation of humility. It is only with one aspect of humility that we are here concerned. Humility was largely meant as a restraint upon the arrogance and infinity of the appetite of man. He was always outstripping his mercies with his own newly invented needs. His very power of enjoyment destroyed half his joys. By asking for pleasure he lost the chief pleasure, for the chief pleasure is surprise. Hence it becomes evident that if a man would make his world large he must be always making himself small.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Even the haughty visions, the tall cities, and the toppling pinnacles are the creations of humility. that tread down forests like grass are the creation of humility. Towers that vanish upwards above the loneliest star are the creations of humility. For towers are not tall unless we look up at them, and giants are not giants unless they are larger than we. All this gigantic imagination which is perhaps the mightiest of the pleasures of man, is at bottom entirely humble.
Starting point is 01:00:21 It is impossible without humility to enjoy anything, even pride. But what we suffer from today is humility in the wrong place. Modesty has moved from the organ of ambition. Modesty has settled upon the organ of conviction where it was never meant to be. A man was meant to be doubtful about himself, but undoubting about the truth. This has been exactly reversed. Nowadays the part of a man that a man does assert, is exactly the part he ought not to assert himself.
Starting point is 01:00:56 The part he doubts is exactly the part he ought not to doubt, the divine reason. Huxley preached a humility content to learn from nature, but the new skeptic is so humble that he doubts if he can even learn. Thus we would be wrong if we had said hastily that there is no humility typical of our time. The truth is that there is a real humility typical of our time. but it so happens that it is practically a more poisonous humility than the wildest prostrations of the ascetic. The old humility was a spur that prevented a man from stopping, not a nail in his boot that prevented him from going on. For the old humility made a man doubtful about his efforts, which might make him work harder,
Starting point is 01:01:43 but the new humility makes a man doubtful about his aims, which will make him stop working altogether. At any street corner, we may meet a man who utters the frantic and blasphemous statement that he may be wrong. Every day we come across somebody who says that, of course, his view may not be the right one. Of course his view must be the right one, or it is not his view. We are on the road to producing a race of men too mentally modest to believe in the multiplication table. We are in danger of seeking philosophers who doubt the law of gravity as being a mere fear. fancy of their own. Scoffers of old time were too proud to be convinced, but these are too humble to be convinced. The meek do inherit the earth, but the modern skeptics are too
Starting point is 01:02:33 meek even to claim their inheritance. It is exactly this intellectual helplessness, which is our second problem. The last chapter has been concerned only with the fact of observation, that what peril of morbidity there is for man comes rather from his reason than his imagination. It was not meant to attack the authority of reason. Rather, it is the ultimate purpose to defend it, for it needs defense. The whole modern world is at war with reason, and the tower already reels. The sages, it is often said, can see no answer to the riddle of religion. But the trouble with our sages is not that they cannot see the answer. It is that they cannot even see the riddle. They are like children so stupid as to notice nothing paradoxical in the
Starting point is 01:03:25 playful assertion that Ador is not Ador." The modern Latitudinarians speak, for instance, about authority in religion not only as if there were no reason in it, but as if there had never been any reason for it. Apart from seeing its philosophical basis, they cannot even see its historical cause. religious authority has often doubtless been oppressive or unreasonable, just as every legal system, and especially our present one, has been callous and full of cruel apathy. It is rational to attack the police, nay, it is glorious. But the modern critics of religious authority are like men who should attack the police without ever having heard of burglars. For there is a great and possible
Starting point is 01:04:14 peril to the human mind. A perils. A perils. as practical as burglary. Against it, religious authority was reared rightly or wrongly as a barrier, and against it something certainly must be reared as a barrier if our race is to avoid ruin. That peril is that the human intellect is free to destroy itself. Just as one generation could prevent the very existence of the next generation by all entering a monastery or jumping into the sea, so one set of thinkers can, in some degree, prevent further thinking by teaching the next generation that there is no validity in any human thought. It is idle to talk all ways of the alternative of reason and faith. Reason is itself a matter of faith. It is an act of faith
Starting point is 01:05:05 to assert that our thoughts have any relation to reality at all. If you are merely a skeptic, you must, sooner or later, ask yourself the question, why should any sense, Anything go right, even observation and deduction. Why should not good logic be as misleading as bad logic? They are both movements in the brain of a bewildered ape? The young skeptic says, I have a right to think for myself. But the old skeptic, the complete skeptic says, I have no right to think for myself. I have no right to think at all.
Starting point is 01:05:40 There is a thought that stops thought. That is the only thought that ought to be stopped. That is the ultimate evil against which all religious authority was aimed. It only appears at the end of decadent ages like our own, and already Mr. H. G. Wells has raised its ruinous manner. He has written a delicate piece of skepticism called Doubts of the Instrument. In this he questions the brain itself, and endeavors to remove all reality from all his own assertions, past, present, and to come.
Starting point is 01:06:14 But it was against this remote ruin that all the military systems and religion were originally ranked and ruled. The creeds and the crusades, the hierarchies and the horrible persecutions were not organized, as is ignorantly said for the suppression of reason. They were organized for the difficult defense of reason. Man, by a blind instinct, knew that if once things were wildly questioned, reason could be questioned first. The authority of priests to absolve, the authority of popes to define the authority, even of inquisitors to terrify, these were all only dark defenses erected around
Starting point is 01:06:57 one central authority, more undemonstrable, more supernatural than all, the authority of a man to think. We know now that this is so. We have no excuse for not knowing it, for we can hear skepticism crashing through the the old ring of authorities, and at the same moment we can see reason swaying upon her throne. Insofar as religion is gone, reason is going. For they are both of the same primary and authoritative kind. They are both methods of proof which cannot themselves be proved. And in the act of destroying the idea of divine authority, we have largely destroyed the idea of that human authority by which we do a long division sum. With a long and sustained tug, we have attempted
Starting point is 01:07:49 to pull the mitre off pontifical man, and his head has come off with it. Lest this should be called loose assertion, it is perhaps desirable, though dull, to run rapidly through the chief modern fashions of thought which have this effect of stopping thought itself. materialism and the view of everything as a personal illusion have some such effect for if the mind is mechanical thought cannot be very exciting and if the cosmos is unreal there is nothing to think about but in these cases the effect is indirect and doubtful in some cases it is direct and clear notably in the case of what is generally called evolution evolution is a good example of that modern intelligence which if it destroys anything, destroys itself. Evolution is either an innocent scientific description of how certain earthly things came about, or, if it is anything more than this, it is an attack upon thought itself. If evolution destroys anything, it does not destroy religion, but rationalism.
Starting point is 01:08:58 If evolution simply means that a positive thing called an ape turned very slowly into a positive thing called a man, then it is stingless for the most orthodox. For a personal god might just as well do things slowly as quickly, especially if, like the Christian god, he were outside time. But if it means anything more, it means that there is no such thing as an ape to change, and no such thing as a man for him to change into. It means that there is no such thing as a thing. At best, there is only one thing, and that is the flux of everything and anything. This is an attack not upon the faith, but upon the mind. You cannot think if there are no things to think about. You cannot think if you are not separate from the subject of thought.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Descartes said, I think, therefore I am. The philosophic evolutionist reverses and negates the epigram. He says, I am not, therefore I cannot think. Then there is the opposite attack on thought, that urged by Mr. H. G. Wells, when he insists that every separate thing is unique, and there are no categories at all. This also is merely destructive. Thinking means connecting things, and stops if they cannot be connected. It need hardly be said that this skepticism forbidding thought necessarily forbids speech. A man cannot open his mouth without contradicting it.
Starting point is 01:10:31 when Mr. Wells says, as he did somewhere, all chairs are quite different. He utters not merely a misstatement, but a contradiction in terms. If all chairs were quite different, you could not call them all chairs. Ac akin to these is the false theory of progress, which maintains that we alter the test instead of trying to pass the test. We often hear it said, for instance, what is right in one age is wrong in another. This is quite really. reasonable, if it means that there is a fixed aim and that certain methods attain at certain times and not at other times. If women say desire to be elegant, it may be that they are improved at one time by growing fatter, and at another time by growing thinner. But you cannot say
Starting point is 01:11:20 that they are improved by ceasing to wish to be elegant and beginning to wish to be oblong. If the standard changes, how can there be improvement, which implies a standard? Nichi started a nonsensical idea that men had once sought as good what we now call evil. If it were so, we could not talk of surpassing or even falling short of them. How can you overtake Jones if you walk in the other direction? You cannot discuss whether one person has succeeded more in being miserable, than another succeeded in being happy. It would be like discussing whether Milton was more puritanical than a pig is fat.
Starting point is 01:12:01 It is true that a man, a silly man, might make change itself, his object or ideal. But what? An ideal. Change itself becomes unchangeable. If the change worshipper wishes to estimate his own progress, he must be sternly loyal to the ideal of change. He must not begin to flit gaily with the eye. ideal of monotony, progress itself cannot progress. It is worth remark in passing that when
Starting point is 01:12:30 Tennyson, in a wild and rather weak manner, welcomed the idea of infinite alteration in society, he instinctively took a metaphor, which suggests an imprisoned tedium, he wrote, Let the great whirl spin forever down the ringing grooves of change. He thought of change itself as an unchangeable groove, and so it is. Change is about the narrowest and hardest groove that a man can get into. The main point here, however, is that this idea of a fundamental alteration in the standard is one of the things that make thought about the past or future simply impossible.
Starting point is 01:13:10 The theory of a complete change of standards in human history does not merely deprive us of the pleasure of honoring our fathers. it deprives us even of the more modern and aristocratic pleasure of despising them. This ball's summary of the thought-destroying forces of our time would not be complete without some reference to pragmatism. For though I have here used and should everywhere defend the pragmatist method as a preliminary guide to truth, there is an extreme application of it which involves the absence of all truth whatever. My meaning is, can be put shortly thus. I agree with the pragmatists that apparent objective truth is not the
Starting point is 01:13:55 whole matter, that there is an authoritative need to believe the things that are necessary to the human mind. But I say that one of those necessities precisely is a belief in objective truth. The pragmatist tells a man to think what he must think and never mind the absolute, but precisely one of the things that he must think is the absolute. This philosophy, indeed, is a kind of verbal paradox. Pragmatism is a matter of human needs, and one of the first of human needs is to be something more than a pragmatist. Extreme pragmatism is just as inhuman as the determinism it so powerfully attacks.
Starting point is 01:14:38 The determinists, who to do him justice does not pretend to be a human being, makes nonsense of the human sense of actual choice. The pragmatist, who professes to do him justice, does not pretend to be a human being, makes nonsense of the who professes to be specially human makes nonsense of the human sense of actual fact to sum up our contention so far we may say that the most characteristic current philosophies have not only a touch of mania but a touch of suicidal mania The mere questioner has knocked his head upon the limits of human thought and cracked it. This is what makes so futile the warnings of the Orthodox and the boasts of the advanced about the dangerous boyhood of free thought. What we are looking at is not the boyhood of free thought. It is the old age and ultimate dissolution of free thought. It is vain for bishops and pious bigwigs
Starting point is 01:15:32 to discuss what dreadful things will happen if wild skepticism runs its course. It has run its course. It is vain for eloquent atheists to talk of the great truths that will be revealed if once we see free thought begin. We have seen it end. It has no more questions to ask. It has questioned itself. You cannot call up any wilder vision than a city in which men ask themselves if they have
Starting point is 01:16:00 any selves. You cannot fancy a more skeptical world than that in which men doubt if there is a world. It might certainly have reached its bankruptcy more quickly and cleanly, if it had not been feebly hampered by the application of indefensible laws of blasphemy, or by the absurd pretense that modern England is Christian. But it would have reached the bankruptcy anyhow. Militant atheists are still unjustly persecuted, but rather because they are an old minority than because they are a new one, free thought has exhausted its own freedom. It is weary of its own success. If any eager freethinker now hails philosophic freedom as the dawn, he is only like the man in Mark Twain, who came out wrapped in blankets to see the sun rise and was just in time to see
Starting point is 01:16:53 it set. If any frightened curate still says that it will be awful if the darkness of free thoughts should spread we can only answer him in the high and powerful words of mr belloc do not i beseech you be troubled about the increase of forces already in dissolution you have mistaken the hour of the night it is already morning we have no more questions left to ask we have looked for questions in the darkest corners and on the wildest peaks we have found all the questions that can be found it is time we gave up looking for questions and began looking for answers. But one more word must be added. At the beginning of this preliminary negative sketch, I said that our mental ruin has been wrought by wild reason, not by wild imagination. A man does not go mad because he makes a statue a mile high, but he may go mad by thinking it out in square inches. Now, one school of thinkers has seen this and jumped at it as a way of renewing the pagan health of the world. They see that reason destroys, but will, they say,
Starting point is 01:18:02 creates. The ultimate authority, they say, is in will, not in reason. The supreme point is not why a man demands a thing, but the fact that he does demand it. I have no space to trace or expound this philosophy of will. It came, I suppose, through Nietzsche, who preached something that is called egoism. That indeed was simple-minded enough. For Nietzsche denied egoism simply by preaching it. To preach anything is to give it away. First the egoist calls life a war without mercy, and then he takes the greatest possible trouble to drill his enemies in war.
Starting point is 01:18:42 To preach egoism is to practice altruism. But however it began, this view is common enough in current literature. The main defense of these thinkers is that they are not thinkers, they are makers. They say that choice is itself the divine thing. Thus Mr. Bernard Shaw has attacked the old idea that men's acts are to be judged by the standard of the desire of happiness. He says that a man does not act for his happiness, but from his will. He does not say, jam will make me happy, but I want jam. And in all this, others follow him with yet greater enthusiasm.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Mr. John Davidson, a remarkable poet, is so passionately excited about it that he is obliged to write prose. He publishes a short play with several long prefaces. This is natural enough in Mr. Shaw, for all his plays are prefaces. Mr. Shaw is, I suspect, the only man on earth who has never written any poetry. But that Mr. Davidson, who can write excellent poetry, should write instead laborious metaphysics in defense of this doctrine of will. does show that the doctrine of will has taken hold of men.
Starting point is 01:19:59 Even Mr. H. G. Wells has half-spoken in its language, saying that one should test acts not like a thinker, but like an artist, saying, I feel this curve is right, or that line shall go thus. They're all excited and well they may be, for by this doctrine of the divine authority of will, they think they can break out of the doomed fortress of rations, They think they can escape.
Starting point is 01:20:28 But they cannot escape. This pure praise of volition ends in the same break-up and blank as the mere pursuit of logic. Exactly as complete free thought involves the doubting of thought itself, so the acceptance of mere willing really paralyzes the will. Mr. Bernard Shaw has not perceived the real difference between the old utilitarian test of pleasure, clumsy, of course, but easily misstated, and that which he propounds. The real difference between the test of happiness and the test of will is simply that the test of happiness is a test, and the other isn't. You can discuss whether a man's act in jumping
Starting point is 01:21:08 over a cliff was directed towards happiness. You cannot discuss whether it was derived from will. Of course it was. You can praise an action by saying that it is calculated to bring pleasure or pain to discover truth or to save the soul, but you cannot praise an action because it shows will, for to say that is merely to say that it is an action. By this praise of will, you cannot really choose one course as better than another, and yet choosing one course as better than another is the very definition of the will you are praising. The worship of will is the negation of will. To admire a mere choice is to refuse to choose to choose. If Mr. Bernard Shaw comes up to me and says, will something, that is tantamount to saying,
Starting point is 01:21:58 I do not mind what you will, and that is tantamount to saying, I have no will in the matter. You cannot admire will in general, because the essence of will is that it is particular. A brilliant anarchist like Mr. John Davidson feels an irritation against ordinary morality, and therefore he invokes will. to anything. He only wants humanity to want something. But humanity does want something. It wants ordinary morality. He rebels against the law and tells us to will something or anything, but we have willed something. We have willed the law against which he rebels. All the will worshippers, from Nietzsche to Mr. Davidson, are really quite empty of volition.
Starting point is 01:22:47 They cannot will. They can hardly wish. And if anyone wants a proof of this, it can be found quite easily, it can be found in this fact, that they always talk of will is something that expands and breaks out. But it is quite the opposite. Every act of will is an act of self-limitation. To desire action is to desire limitation. In that sense, every act is an act of self-sacrifice. You reject everything else.
Starting point is 01:23:16 That objection which men of this school used to make to the act of marriage is really an objection to every act. Every act is an irrevocable selection and exclusion. Just as when you marry one woman you give up all the others, so when you take one course of action you give up all the other courses. If you become king of England, you give up the post of Beetle in Brompton. If you go to Rome you sacrifice a rich suggestive life in which. Wimbledon. It is the existence of this negative or limiting side of will that makes most of the
Starting point is 01:23:53 talk of the anarchic will-worshippers little better than nonsense. For instance, Mr. John Davidson tells us to have nothing to do with, Thou shalt not. But it is surely obvious that Thou shalt not is only one of the necessary corollaries of I will. I will go to the Lord Mayor's show, and thou shalt not stop me. Anarchism addures us to be bold, creative artists, and care for no laws or limits. But it is impossible to be an artist and not care for laws and limits. Art is limitation. The essence of every picture is the frame.
Starting point is 01:24:35 If you draw a giraffe, you must draw him with a long neck. If in your bold, creative way, you hold yourself free to draw a giraffe with a sharp neck, you will really find that you are not free to draw a giraffe. The moment you step into the world of facts, you step into a world of limits. You can free things from alien or accidental laws, but not from the laws of their own nature. You may, if you like, free a tiger from his bars, but do not. free him from his stripes. Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump. You may be freeing him from being a camel. Do not go about as a demagogue encouraging triangles to break
Starting point is 01:25:22 out of the prison of their three sides. If a triangle breaks out of its three sides, its life comes to a lamentable end. Somebody wrote a work called The Love of the Triangles. I never read it, but i am sure that if triangles ever were loved they were loved for being triangular this is certainly the case with all artistic creation which is in some ways the most decisive example of pure will the artist loves his limitations they constitute the thing he is doing the painter is glad that the canvas is flat the sculpture is glad that the clay is colorless in case the point is not quite clear an historic example may illustrate it the french revolution was really an heroic and decisive thing because the jacobins willed something definite and limited they desired the freedoms of democracy but also all the vetoes of democracy they wished to have votes and not to have titles republicanism had an ascetic side in franklin or rospierre as well as an expansion Sensive side in Danton and Wilkes. Therefore they have created something with a solid substance in shape,
Starting point is 01:26:39 the square social equality and peasant wealth of France. But since then, the revolutionary or speculative mind of Europe has been weakened by shrinking from any proposal because of the limits of that proposal. Liberalism has been degraded into liberality. Men have tried to turn revolutionize from a transitive to an intransitive verb. The Jacobin could tell you not only the system he would rebel against, but what was more important, the system he would not rebel against, the system he would trust.
Starting point is 01:27:16 But the new rebel is a skeptic and will not entirely trust anything. He has no loyalty, therefore he can never be really a revolutionist. And the fact that he doubts everything really gets in his way when he wants to denounce anything. For all denunciation implies a moral doctrine of some kind, and the modern revolutionist doubts not only the institution he denounces, but the doctrine by which he denounces it. Thus he writes one book complaining that imperial oppression insults the purity of women, and then he writes another book about the sex problem, in which he insults it himself. He curses the Sultan because Christian girls lose their virginity.
Starting point is 01:28:02 and then curses Mrs. Grundy because they keep it. As a politician, he will cry out that war is a waste of life, and then as a philosopher that all life is a waste of time. A Russian pessimist will denounce a policeman for killing a peasant, and then prove by the highest philosophical principles that the peasant ought to have killed himself. A man denounces marriage as a lie, and then denounces aristocratic profligates for treaty.
Starting point is 01:28:32 it as a lie. He calls a flag a bubble and then blames the oppressors of Poland or Ireland because they take away that bubble. The man of this school goes first to a political meeting where he complains that savages are treated as if they were beasts, then he takes his hat and umbrella and goes on to a scientific meeting where he proves that they practically are beasts. In short, the modern revolutionists, being an infinite skeptic, is all the always engaged in undermining his own minds. In his book on politics he attacks men for trampling on morality. In his book on ethics, he attacks morality for trampling on men.
Starting point is 01:29:15 Therefore, the modern man in revolt has become practically useless for all purposes of revolt. By rebelling against everything, he has lost his right to rebel against anything. It may be added that the same blank and bankruptcy can be observed in all fierce and terrible types of literature, especially in satire. Satire may be mad and anarchic, but it presupposes and admitted superiority in certain things over others. It presupposes a standard. When little boys in the street laugh at the fatness of some distinguished journalist,
Starting point is 01:29:54 they are unconsciously assuming a standard of Greek sculpture. They are appealing to the marble Apollo, and the curious disappearance of satire from our literature is an instance of the fierce things fading for want of any principle to be fierce about. Nietzsche had some natural talent for sarcasm. He could sneer, though he could not laugh, but there is always something bodiless and without weight in his satire,
Starting point is 01:30:22 simply because it has not any mass of common morality behind it. He is himself more preposterous than anything he denounces. But indeed, Nietzsche will stand very well as the type of the whole of this failure of abstract violence. The softening of the brain which ultimately overtook him was not a physical accident. If Nietzsche had not ended in imbecility, Nietzscheism would end in imbecility. Thinking in isolation and with pride ends in being an idiot. Every man who will not have softening of the heart must at last have softening of the brain. This last attempt to evade intellectualism ends in intellectualism and therefore in death.
Starting point is 01:31:10 The sarty has failed. The wild worship of lawlessness and the materialistic worship of law end in the same void. Nietzsche scales staggering mountains, but he turns up ultimately in Tibet. He sits down beside Tolstoy in the land of nothing and nirvana. They are both helpless. One because he must not grasp anything, and the other because he will not let go of anything. The Tolstoyan's will is frozen by a Buddhist instinct that all special actions are evil. But the Nietzschean's will is quite equally frozen.
Starting point is 01:31:46 by his own view that all special actions are good. For if all special actions are good, none of them are special. They stand at the crossroads. One hates all the roads, and the other likes all the roads. The result is, well, some things are not hard to calculate. They stand at the crossroads. Here I end, thank God, the first and dullest business of this book. The rough review of recent thought.
Starting point is 01:32:15 After this I began to sketch a view of life which may not interest my reader, but which at any rate interests me. In front of me as I close this page is a pile of modern books that I have been turning over for the purpose, a pile of ingenuity, a pile of futility. By the accident of my present detachment I can see the inevitable squash of the philosophies of Schopenhauer and Tolstoy, Nietzsche and Shaw, as clearly as an inevitable real always smash could be seen from a balloon. They are all on the road to the emptiness of the asylum, for madness may be defined as using mental activity so as to reach mental helplessness,
Starting point is 01:32:58 and they have nearly reached it. He who thinks he is made of glass thinks to the destruction of thought, for glass cannot think. So he who wills to reject nothing wills the destruction of will, for a will is not only the choice of something, but the rejection of all most of the everything and as I turn and tumble over the clever wonderful tiresome and useless modern books the title of one of them rivets my eye it is called Jean d'Arc by Anatol France I have only glanced at it but a glance was enough to remind me of Renan's Ville de jesou it has the same strange method of the reverent skeptic it discredits supernatural stories that have some foundation simply by
Starting point is 01:33:44 telling natural stories that have no foundation. Because we cannot believe in what a saint did, we are to pretend that we know exactly what he felt. But I do not mention either book in order to criticize it, but because the accidental combination of the names called up two startling images of sanity which blasted all the books before me. Joan of Ork was not stuck at the crossroads, either by rejecting all the paths like Tolstoy or by accepting them all like Nietzsche. She chose a path and went down it like a thunderboat. Yet Joan, when I came to think of her, had in her all that was true either in Tolstoy or Nietzsche. All that was even tolerable in either of them.
Starting point is 01:34:30 I thought of all that was noble in Tolstoy, the pleasure in plain things, especially in plain pity, the actualities of the earth, the reverence for the poor, the dignity of the bowed back. Joan of Arc had all that, and with this great addition, that she endured poverty as well as admiring it, whereas Tolstoy is only a typical aristocrat trying to find out its secret. And then I thought of all that was brave and proud and pathetic in poor Nietzsche, and his mutiny against the emptiness and timidity of our time. I thought of his cry for the ecstatic equilibrium of danger, his hunger for the rush of great horses, his cry to arms.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Well, Joan of Ork had all that, and again with the difference that she did not praise fighting, but fought. We know that she was not afraid of an army, while Nietzsche, for all we know, was afraid of a cow. Tolstoy only praised the peasant. She was the peasant. Nietzsche only praised the warrior. She was the warrior. She beat them both at their own antagonistic ideals.
Starting point is 01:35:40 She was more gentle than the one, more violent than the other. Yet she was a perfectly practical person who did something, while they are wild speculators who do nothing. It was impossible that the thought should not cross my mind that she and her faith had perhaps some secret of moral unity and utility that had been lost. And with that thought came a larger one, and the colossal figure of her master had also crossed the theater of my thoughts. The same modern difficulty which darkened the subject matter of Anatol France
Starting point is 01:36:17 also darkened that of Ernest Renaud. Renaud also divided his hero's pity from his hero's pugnacity. Renaud even represented the righteous anger at Jerusalem as a mere nervous breakdown after the idyllic expectations of Galilee. As if there were any inconsistency between having a love for humanity and having a hatred for humanity, altruists with thin, weak voices denounce Christ as an egoist. Egoist, with even thinner and weaker voices, denounce him as an altruist. In our present atmosphere, such cavils are comprehensible enough.
Starting point is 01:36:56 The love of a hero is more terrible than the hatred of a tyrant. The hatred of a hero is more generous than the love of a philanthropist. There is a huge and heroic sanity of which moderns can only collect the fragments. There is a giant of whom we see only the lopped arms and legs walking about. They have torn the soul of Christ into silly strips labeled egoism and altruism, and they are equally puzzled by his insane magnificence and his insane meekness. They have parted his garments among them,
Starting point is 01:37:31 and for his vesture they have cast lots, though the coat was without seam woven from top throughout. End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 of Orthodoxy by Gilbert K. Chesterton. This Librevox recording is in the public domain, recording by Phil Schenever. The Ethics of Elphland When the businessman
Starting point is 01:38:05 rebukes the idealism of his office-boy. It is commonly in some such speech as this. Ah, yes, when one is young one has these ideals in the abstract, and these castles in the air, but in middle-age they all break up like clouds, and one comes down to a belief in practical politics, to using the machinery one has and getting on with the world as it is. Thus, at least, venerable and philanthropic old men. now in their honored graves, used to talk to me when I was a boy, but since then I have grown up and have discovered that these philanthropic old men were telling lies. What has really happened is exactly the opposite of what they said would happen. They said that I should lose my ideals
Starting point is 01:38:55 and begin to believe in the methods of practical politicians. Now, I have not lost my ideals in the least. My faith in fundamentals is exactly what it always was. What I have lost is my old childlike faith in practical politics. I am still as much concerned as ever about the Battle of Armageddon, but I am not so much concerned about the general election. As a babe I leapt up on my mother's knee at the mere mention of it. No, the vision is always solid and reliable. The vision is always a fact. It is the reality that is often a fraud. As much as I ever did, more than I ever did, I believe in liberalism. But there was a rosy time of innocence when I believed in liberals. I take this instance of one of the enduring faiths, because having now to trace the roots of my
Starting point is 01:39:51 personal speculation, this may be counted, I think, as the only positive bias. I was brought up a liberal, and have always believed in democracy, in the elementary liberal doctrine of self-governing humanity. If anyone finds the phrase vague or threadbare, I can only pause for a moment to explain that the principle of democracy, as I mean it, can be stated into propositions. The first is this, that the things common to all men are more important than the things peculiar to any men. Ordinary things are more valuable than extraordinary things, nay, they are more extraordinary.
Starting point is 01:40:33 Man is something more awful than men, something more strange. The sense of the miracle of humanity itself should be always more vivid to us than any marvels of power, intellect, art, or civilization. The mere man on two legs, as such, should be felt as something more heartbreaking than any music, and more startling than any caricature. Death is more tragic even than death by starvation. Having a nose is more comic even than having a Norman nose. This is the first principle of democracy, that the essential things in men are the things they hold in common,
Starting point is 01:41:16 not the things they hold separately. And the second principle is merely this, that the political instinct or desire is one of these things which they, hold in common. Falling in love is more poetical than dropping into poetry. The democratic contention is that government, helping to rule the tribe, is a thing like falling in love, not a thing like dropping into poetry. It is not something analogous to playing the church organ, painting on vellum, discovering the North Pole, that insidious habit, looping the loop, being astronomer royal, and so on. For the
Starting point is 01:41:55 These things, we do not wish a man to do it all unless he does them well. It is, on the contrary, a thing analogous to writing one's own love letters, or blowing one's own nose. These things we want a man to do for himself, even if he does them badly. I am not here, arguing the truth of any of these conceptions. I know that some moderns are asking to have their wives chosen by scientists, and they may soon be asking for all I know to have their noses blown by nurses, I merely say that mankind does recognize these universal human functions, and that democracy classes government
Starting point is 01:42:38 among them. In short, the democratic faith is this, that the most terribly important things must be left to ordinary men themselves, the mating of the sexes, the rearing of the young, the laws of the state. This is democracy, and in this I have always believed. But there is one thing that I have never, from my youth up, been able to understand. I have never been able to understand where people got the idea that democracy was in some way opposed to tradition. It is obvious that tradition is only democracy extended through time. It is trusting to a consensus of common human voices rather than to some isolated or arbitrary record.
Starting point is 01:43:28 The man who quotes some German historian against the tradition of the Catholic Church, for instance, is strictly appealing to aristocracy. He is appealing to the superiority of one expert against the awful authority of a mob. It is quite easy to see why a legend is treated and ought to be treated more respectfully than a book of history. The legend is generally made by the majority of people in the village who are sane. The book is generally written by the one man in the village who is mad. Those who urge against tradition that men in the past were ignorant may go and urge it at the Carlton Club, along with a statement that voters in the slums are ignorant.
Starting point is 01:44:16 It will not do for us. if we attach great importance to the opinion of ordinary men in great unanimity when we are dealing with daily matters there is no reason why we should disregard it when we are dealing with history or fable Tradition may be defined as an extension of the franchise. Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes are ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking about. All Democrats object to men being disqualified by accident of birth.
Starting point is 01:45:01 Objects to their being disqualified by accident of death. Democracy tells us not to neglect a good man's opinion, even if he is our groom. Tradition tells us not to neglect a good man's opinion, even if he is our father. I, at any rate, cannot separate the two ideas of democracy and tradition. It seems evident to me that they are the same idea. We will have the dead at our councils. The ancient Greeks voted by stones, these shall vote by tombstones. It is all quite regular and official for most tombstones, like most ballad papers, are marked with a cross.
Starting point is 01:45:45 I have first to say, therefore, that if I had a bias, it was always a bias in favor of democracy, and therefore of tradition. Before we come to any theoretic or logical beginnings, I am very good. content to allow for that personal equation. I have always been more inclined to believe the ruck of hard-working people than to believe that special and troublesome literary class to which I belong. I prefer even the fancies and prejudices of people who see life from the inside to the clearest demonstrations of the people who see life from the outside.
Starting point is 01:46:24 I would always trust the old wives' fables against the old maid's facts. as long as wit is mother wit it can be as wild as it pleases now i have to put together a general position and i pretend to know training in such things i propose to do it therefore by writing down one after another the three or four fundamental ideas which i have found for myself pretty much in the way that i found them then i shall roughly synthesize them summing up my personal philosophy or natural religion then i shall describe my startling discovery that the whole thing had been discovered before it had been discovered by christianity but of these profound persuasions which i have to recount in order the earliest was concerned with this element of popular tradition and without the foregoing explanation touching tradition and democracy i could hardly make my mental experience clear as it is i do not know whether i can make it clear, but I propose to try. My first and last philosophy, that which I believe in with unbroken certainty, I learnt in the nursery. I generally learned it from a nurse, that is, from the solemn and star-appointed priestess at once of democracy and tradition. The things I
Starting point is 01:47:50 believed most then, the things I believe most now, are the things called fairy tales. They seem to me to be the entirely reasonable things. They are not fantasies. Compared with them, other things are fantastic. Compared with them, religion and rationalism are both abnormal, though religion is abnormally right and rationalism abnormally wrong. Fairyland is nothing but the sunny country of common sense. It is not earth that judges heaven, but heaven that judges earth.
Starting point is 01:48:25 So, for me at least, it was not earth. that criticized elfland, but elfland that criticized the earth. I knew the magic beanstalk before I had tasted beans. I was sure of the man in the moon before I was certain of the moon. This was at one with all popular tradition. Modern minor poets are naturalists, and talk about the bush or the brook, but the singers of the old epics and fables were supernaturalists. They talked about the gods.
Starting point is 01:48:58 of brook and bush. That is what the moderns mean when they say that the ancients did not appreciate nature, because they said that nature was divine. Old nurses do not tell children about the grass, but about the fairies that dance on the grass, and the old Greeks could not see the trees for the dryads. But I deal here with what ethic and philosophy come from being fed on fairy tales. If I were describing them in detail, I could note many noble and healthy principles that arise from them.
Starting point is 01:49:34 There is the chivalrous lesson of Jack the Giant Killer. That giants should be killed because they are gigantic? It is a manly mutiny against pride as such. For the rebel is older than all the kingdoms, and the Jacobin has more tradition than the Jacobite. There is the lesson of Cinderella, which is the same as that of the world. the Magnificat, exults Javidhumelais. There is the great lesson of beauty and the beast that a thing must be loved before it is
Starting point is 01:50:06 lovable. There is the terrible allegory of the sleeping beauty, which tells how the human creature was blessed with all birthday gifts, yet cursed with death, and how death also may perhaps be softened to asleep. But I am not concerned with any of the separate statues of elfland, but with the whole spirit of its law, which I learnt before I could speak, and shall retain when I cannot write. I am concerned with a certain way of looking at life which was created in me by the fairy tales, but has since been meekly ratified by the mere facts.
Starting point is 01:50:45 It might be stated this way. There are certain sequences or developments, cases of one thing following another, which are, in the true sense of the word, reasonable. They are, in the true sense of the word, necessary. Such are mathematical and merely logical sequences. We in Fairyland, who are the most reasonable of all creatures, admit that reason and that necessity. For instance, if the ugly sisters are older than Cinderella, it is, in an iron and awful sense, necessary that Cinderella is younger than the ugly sisters.
Starting point is 01:51:23 There is no getting out of it. Hakel may talk as much fatalism about that fact as he pleases. It really must be. If Jack is the son of a miller, a miller is the father of Jack. Cold reason, decrease it from her awful throne, and we in Fairyland submit. If the Three Brothers all ride horses, there are six animals and eighteen legs involved. That is true rationalism, and Fairyland is full of it. But as I put my head over the hedge of the elves, and began to take notice of the natural world,
Starting point is 01:52:02 I observed an extraordinary thing. I observed that learned men in spectacles were talking of the actual things that happened, dawn and death and so on, as if they were rational and inevitable. They talked as if the fact that trees bear fruit were just as necessary as the fact that two and one trees make three. But it is not. There is an enormous difference by the test of Fairyland, which is the test of the imagination.
Starting point is 01:52:34 You cannot imagine two and one not making three, but you can easily imagine trees not growing fruit. You can imagine them growing golden candlesticks or tigers hanging on by the tail. These men in spectacles spoke much of a man named Newton. who was hit by an apple and who discovered a law. But they cannot be got to see the distinction between a true law, a law of reason, and the mere fact of apples falling.
Starting point is 01:53:04 If the apple hit Newton's nose, Newton's nose hit the apple. That is a true necessity, because we cannot conceive the one occurring without the other. But we can quite well conceive the apple not falling on his nose. We can fancy it flying ardently through the air to hit some other nose of which it had a more definite dislike. We have always in our fairy tales kept this sharp distinction between the science of mental relations, in which there really are laws, and the science of physical facts, in which there are no laws but only weird repetitions. We believe in bodily miracles, but not in mental impossibilities.
Starting point is 01:53:48 We believe that a beanstalk climbed up to heaven, but that does not at all confuse our convictions on the philosophical question of how many beans make five. Here is the peculiar perfection of tone and truth in the nursery tales. The man of science says, Cut the stock and the apple will fall. But he says it calmly, as if the one idea really led up to the other. The witch in the fairy tale says, blow the horn and the ogre's castle will fall.
Starting point is 01:54:22 But she does not say it as if it were something in which the effect obviously arose out of the cause. Doubtless she has given the advice to many champions and has seen many castles fall, but she does not lose either her wonder or her reason. She does not muddle her head until it imagines a necessary mental connection between a horn and a falling tower. But the scientific men do muddle their heads until they imagine a necessary mental connection between an apple leaving the tree and an apple reaching the ground. They really do talk as if they had found not only a set of marvelous facts, but a truth connecting those facts.
Starting point is 01:55:08 They do talk as if the connection of two strange things physically, connected them philosophically. They feel that because one, One incomprehensible thing constantly follows another incomprehensible thing. The two together somehow make up a comprehensible thing. Two black riddles make a white answer. In fairyland we avoid the word law, but in the land of science they are singularly fond of it.
Starting point is 01:55:36 Thus they will call some interesting conjecture about how forgotten folks pronounce the alphabet Grimm's Law. But Grimm's Law is far less than intellectual than Grimm's fairy tales. The tales are at any rate certainly tales, while the law is not a law. A law implies that we know the nature of the generalization and enactment, not merely that we have noticed some of the effects. If there is a law that pickpockets shall go to prison, it implies that there is an imaginable mental connection between the idea of prison and the idea of picking pockets. And we know with that the
Starting point is 01:56:16 the idea is. We can say why we take liberty from a man who takes liberties. But we cannot say why an egg can turn into a chicken any more than we can say why a bear should turn into a fairy prince. As ideas the egg and the chicken are further off from each other than the bear and the prince, for no egg in itself suggests a chicken, whereas some princes do suggest bears. Granted then that certain transformations do happen, it is essential that we should regard them in the philosophic manner of fairy tales, not in the unphilosophic manner of science and the laws of nature. When we are asked why eggs turn to birds or fruits fall in autumn, we must answer exactly
Starting point is 01:57:02 as the fairy godmother would answer if Cinderella asked her why mice turned to horses, or her clothes fell from her at twelve o'clock. We must answer that it is magic. It is not a law, for we do not understand its general formula. It is not a necessity, for though we can count on it happening practically, we have no right to say that it must always happen. It is no argument for unalterable law, as Huxley fancied, that we count on the ordinary course of things.
Starting point is 01:57:35 We do not count on it, we bet on it. We risk the remote possibility of a miracle as we do that of a poisoned pancake or a world-destroying comet. We leave it out of account not because it is a miracle and therefore an impossibility, but because it is a miracle and therefore an exception. All the terms used in the science books, law, necessity, order, tendency, and so on, are really unintellectual, because they assume an inner synthesis which we do not possess. The only words that ever satisfied me as describing nature are the terms used in the fairy books. Charm, spell, enchantment.
Starting point is 01:58:23 They express the arbitrariness of the fact and its mystery. A tree grows fruit because it is a magic tree. Water runs downhill because it is bewitched. The sun shines because it is bewitched. I deny altogether that this is fantastic or even mystical. We may have some mysticism later on, but this fairy tale language about things is simply rational and agnostic. It is the only way I can express in words my clear and definite perception
Starting point is 01:58:56 that one thing is quite distinct from another, that there is no logical connection between flying and laying eggs. It is the man who talks about a law that he has never seen, who is the mystic. Nay, the ordinary scientific man is strictly a sentimentalist. He is a sentimentalist in this essential sense, that he is soaked and swept away by mere associations. He has so often seen birds fly and lay eggs that he feels, as if there must be some dreamy, tender connection between the two ideas, whereas there is none.
Starting point is 01:59:37 A forlorn lover might be unable to dissociate the moon from lost love, so the materialist is unable to dissociate the moon from the tide. In both cases there is no connection, except that one has seen them together. A sentimentalist might shed tears at the smell of apple blossom, because by a dark association of his own it reminded him of his boyhood. So the materialist professor, though he conceals his tears, is yet a sentimentalist, because by a dark association of his own, apple blossoms remind him of apples. But the cool rationalist from Fairyland does not see why, in the abstract, the apple tree should not grow crimson tulips, it sometimes does in his country.
Starting point is 02:00:28 This elementary wonder, however, is not a mere fancy derived from the fairy tales. On the contrary, all the fire of the fairy tales is derived from this, just as we all like loved tales because there is an instinct of sex. We all like astonishing tales, because they touch the nerve of the ancient instinct of astonishment. This is proved by the fact that when we are very young children, we do not need fairy tales. we only need tails. Mere life is interesting enough.
Starting point is 02:01:02 A child of seven is excited by being told that Tommy opened a door and saw a dragon, but a child of three is excited by being told that Tommy opened a door. Boys like romantic tales, but babies like realistic tales, because they find them romantic. In fact, a baby is about the only person I should think, to whom a modern realistic novel could be read without boring him. This proves that even nursery tales only echo an almost pre-natal leap of interest and amazement. These tales say that apples are golden, only to refresh the forgotten moment when we found that
Starting point is 02:01:44 they were green. They make rivers run with wine only to make us remember for one wild moment that they run with water. I have said that this is holy reason. and even agnostic. And indeed, on this point, I am all for the higher agnosticism. Its better name is ignorance. We have all read in scientific books, and indeed in all romances, the story of the man who has forgotten his name. This man walks about the streets and can see and appreciate everything,
Starting point is 02:02:18 only he cannot remember who he is. Well, every man is that man in the story. Every man has forgotten who he is. One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego. The self is more distant than any star. Thou shalt love the Lord thy God, but thou shalt not know thyself. We are all under the same mental calamity. We have all forgotten our names.
Starting point is 02:02:46 We have all forgotten what we really are. All that we call common sense and rationality and practicality and positivism, only means that for certain dead levels of our life we forget that we have forgotten all that we call spirit and art and ecstasy only means that for one awful instant we remember that we forgot but though like the man without memory in the novel we walked the streets with a sort of half-witted admiration still it is admiration it is admiration in english and not only admiration in latin the one has a positive element of praise. This is the next milestone to be definitely marked on our road through Fairyland. I shall speak in the next chapter about optimists and pessimists in their intellectual aspect, as far as they have one. Here I am only trying to describe the enormous emotions which cannot be described, and the strongest emotion was that life was as precious
Starting point is 02:03:49 as it was puzzling. It was an ecstasy because it was an adventure. It was an adventure because it was an opportunity. The goodness of the fairy tale was not affected by the fact that there might be more dragons than princesses. It was good to be in a fairy tale. The test of all happiness is gratitude. I felt gratitude, though I hardly knew to whom. Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings, gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa Claus when he put in my stockings the gift of two miraculous things,
Starting point is 02:04:22 the gift of two miraculous legs? We thank people for birthday presents of cigars and slippers. Can I thank no one for the birthday present of birth? There were then these two first feelings, indefensible and indisputable. The world was a shock, but it was not merely shocking. Existence was a surprise, but it was a pleasant surprise. In fact, all my first views were exactly uttered. in a riddle that stuck in my brain from boyhood. The question was, what did the first frog say? And the answer was, Lord, how you made me jump.
Starting point is 02:05:03 That says succinctly all that I am saying. God made the frog jump, but the frog prefers jumping. But when these things are settled, there enters the second great principle of the fairy philosophy. Anyone can see it who has simply read Grimm's fairy tales, or the fine color, of Mr. Andrew Lang. For the pleasure of pedantry, I will call it the doctrine of conditional joy. Touchstone talked of much virtue in an if.
Starting point is 02:05:34 According to Elfin Ethics, all virtue is in an if. The note of the fairy utterance always is, You may live in a palace of gold and sapphire if you do not say the word cow. Or, you may live happily with the king's daughter, if you do not show her. and onion. The vision always hangs upon a veto. All the dizzy and colossal things conceded depend upon one small thing withheld. All the wild and whirling things that are let loose depend upon one thing that is forbidden.
Starting point is 02:06:10 Mr. W. B. Yeats, in his exquisite and piercing elfin poetry, describes the elves as lawless. They plunge in innocent anarchy on the unbridled horses of the air, Ride on the crest of the disheveled tide, And dance upon the mountains like flame. It is a dreadful thing to say that Mr. W. B. Yeats does not understand Fairyland, But I do say it. He is an ironical Irishman, full of intellectual reactions. He is not stupid enough to understand Fairyland.
Starting point is 02:06:47 Ferrys prefer people of the Yokel-type life. like myself. People who gape and grin and do as they are told. Mr. Yeats reads into Elfland all the righteous insurrection of his own race. But the lawlessness of Ireland is a Christian lawlessness, founded on reason and justice. The Finian is rebelling against something he understands only too well, but the true citizen of Fairyland is obeying something that he does not understand at all. In the fairy tale, an incomprehensible happiness rests upon an incomprehensible condition. A box is opened and all evils fly out. A word is forgotten, and cities perish. A lamp is lit and love flies away. A flower is plucked, and human lives are forfeited. An apple is eaten,
Starting point is 02:07:40 and the hope of God is gone. This is the tone of fairy tales, and it is certainly not lawlessness or even liberty, though men under a mean modern tyranny may think at liberty by comparison. People out of Portland jail might think Fleet Street free. But closer study will prove that both fairies and the journalists are the slaves of duty. Fairy godmothers seem at least as strict as other godmothers. Cinderella received a coach out of Wonderland and a coachman out of nowhere, but she received a command which might have come out of Brixton, that she should be back by twelve. Also she had a glass slipper, and it cannot be coincidence that glass is so common a substance in folklore.
Starting point is 02:08:32 This princess lives in a glass castle, that princess on a glass hill. This one sees all things in a mirror. They may all live in glass houses if they will not. throw stones. For this thin glitter of glass everywhere is the expression of the fact that the happiness is bright but brittle, like the substance most easily smashed by a housemaid or a cat. And this fairy-tale sentiment also sank into me and became my sentiment toward the whole world. I felt and feel that life itself is as bright as the diamond but as brittle as the window-pane. and when the heavens were compared to the terrible crystal i can remember a shudder i was afraid that god would drop the cosmos with a crash remember however that to be breakable is not the same as to be perishable
Starting point is 02:09:28 strike a glass and it will not endure an instant simply do not strike it and it will endure a thousand years such it seemed was the joy of man either in elfland or on earth the happiness depended on not to not doing something, which you could at any moment do, and which very often it was not obvious why you should not do it. Now the point here is that to me this did not seem unjust. If the Miller's third son said to the fairy, explain why I must not stand on my head in the fairy palace. The other might fairly reply, well, if it comes to that, explain the fairy palace. If Cinderella says, how is it that I must leave the ball at twelve? Her godmother might answer, How is it that you are going there till twelve?
Starting point is 02:10:19 If I leave a man in my will ten talking elephants and a hundred winged horses, he cannot complain if the conditions partake of the slight eccentricity of the gift. He must not look a winged horse in the mouth. And it seemed to me that existence was itself so very eccentric a legacy that I could not complain of not understanding the limitations of the vision when I did not understand the vision they limited. The frame was no stranger than the picture. The veto might well be as wild as the vision, it might be as startling as the sun,
Starting point is 02:10:54 as elusive as the waters as fantastic and terrible as the towering trees. For this reason, we may call it the fairy godmother philosophy. I never could join the young men of my time in feeling what they call the general sentiment of revolt. I should have resisted, let us hope, any rules that were evil, and with these in their definition I shall deal in another chapter. But I did not feel disposed to resist any rule merely because it was mysterious. Estates are sometimes held by foolish forms, the breaking of a stick or the payment of a peppercorn. I was willing to. to hold the huge estate of earth and heaven by any such futile fantasy.
Starting point is 02:11:41 It could not well be wilder than the fact that I was allowed to hold it at all. At this stage I give only one ethical instance to show my meaning. I could never mix in the common murmur of that rising generation against monogamy, because no restriction on sex seemed so odd and unexpected as sex itself. To be allowed, like Indemian, to make love to the moon, and then to complain that Jupiter held his moons in a harem, seemed to me, bred on fairy tales like Indemians, a vulgar anti-climax. Keeping to one woman is a small price for so much as seeing one woman. To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
Starting point is 02:12:30 It was incommensurate with the terrible excitement of which one was talking. It showed not an exaggerated sensibility to sex, but a curious insensibility to it. A man is a fool who complains that he cannot enter Eden by five gates at once. Polygamy is a lack of the realization of sex. It is like a man plucking five pairs in mere absence of mind. The esthetes touched the last insane limit. of language in their eulogy on lovely things. The thistledown made them weep.
Starting point is 02:13:06 A burnished beetle brought them to their knees. Yet their emotion never impressed me for an instant, for this reason that it never occurred to them to pay for their pleasure in any sort of symbolic sacrifice. Men, I felt, might fast forty days for the sake of hearing a blackbird sing. Men might go through fire to find a cowlid. slip, yet these lovers of beauty could not even keep sober for the blackbird. They would not go through common Christian marriage by way of recompense to the cowslip.
Starting point is 02:13:42 Surely one might pay for extraordinary joy in ordinary mortals. Oscar Wilde said that sunsets were not valued because we could not pay for sunsets. Oscar Wilde was wrong. We can pay for sunsets. We can pay for them by not being Oscar Wilde. wild. Well, I left the fairy tales lying on the floor of the nursery, and I have not found any books so sensible since. I left the nurse guardian of tradition and democracy, and I have not found any modern type so sanely radical or so sanely conservative. But the matter for important
Starting point is 02:14:21 comment was here, that when I first went out into the mental atmosphere of the modern world, I found that the modern world was positively opposed on two points to my nurse and to the nursery tales. It has taken me a long time to find out that the modern world is wrong and my nurse was right. The really curious thing was this, that modern thought contradicted this basic creed of my boyhood on its two most essential doctrines. I have explained that the fairy tales found it in me two convictions. first that this world is a wild and startling place which might have been quite different but which is quite delightful second that before this wildness and delight one may well be modest and submit to the queerest limitations of so queer kindness but i found the whole modern world running like a high tide against both my tendernesses and the shock of that collision created too sudden and spontaneous
Starting point is 02:15:27 Tainious sentiments, which I have had ever since, and which crude as they were, have since hardened into convictions. First, I found the whole modern world, talking scientific fatalism, saying that everything is, as it must always have been, being unfolded without fault from the beginning. The leaf of the tree is green, because it could never have been anything else. Now the fairy-tale philosopher is glad that the leaf is green, precisely. because it might have been scarlet. He feels as if it had turned green an instant before he looked at it. He is pleased that snow is white on the strictly reasonable ground that it might
Starting point is 02:16:10 have been black. Every color has in it, a bold quality as of choice. The red of garden roses is not only decisive, but dramatic, like suddenly spilt blood. He feels that something has been done. But the great determinists of the 19th century were strongly against this native feeling that something had happened an instant before. In fact, according to them, nothing ever really had happened since the beginning of the world. Nothing ever had happened since existence had happened, and even about the date of that they were not very sure. The modern world, as I found it, was solid for modern Calvinism, for the necessity of things being as they are. But when I came to ask them, I found they had really no proof of this unavoidable
Starting point is 02:17:01 repetition in things, except for the fact that the things were repeated. Now the mere repetition made the things to me rather more weird than more rational. It was as if having seen a curiously shaped nose in the street and dismissed it as an accident, I had then seen six other noses of the same astonishing shape. I should have fancied for a moment that it must be some local secret society. So one elephant having a trunk was odd, but all elephants having trunks looked like a plot. I speak here only of an emotion, and of an emotion at once stubborn and subtle. But the repetition in nature seemed sometimes to be an exciting repetition, like that of an
Starting point is 02:17:48 angry schoolmaster, saying the same thing over and over again. The grass seemed signaling to me with all its fingers at once. The crowded stars seemed bent upon being understood. The sun would make me see him if he rose a thousand times. The recurrences of the universe rose to the maddening rhythm of an incantation, and I began to see an idea. All the towering materialism which dominates the modern mind, rests ultimately upon one assumption, a false assumption. It is supposed that if a thing goes on repeating itself, it is probably dead, a piece of clockwork. People feel that if the universe was personal, it would vary. If the sun were alive, it would dance. This is a fallacy even in relation to known fact. For the variation in human affairs is generally brought
Starting point is 02:18:47 into them not by life, but by death, by the dying down or breaking off of their strength or desire. A man varies his movements because of some slight element of failure or fatigue. He gets into an omnibus because he is tired of walking, or he walks because he is tired of sitting still. But if his life and joy were so gigantic that he never tired of going to Islington, he might go to Islington as regularly as the Thames goes to Sheerness. The very speed and ecstasy of his life would have the stillness of death. The sun rises every morning. I do not rise every morning, but the variation is not due to my activity but to my inaction.
Starting point is 02:19:37 Now, to put the matter in a popular phrase, it might be true that the sun rises regularly because he never gets tired of rising. His routine might be due not to lifelessness, but to a rush of life. The thing I mean can be seen, for instance, in children when they find some game or joke that they especially enjoy. A child kicks his legs rhythmically through excess, not absence of life, because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free. therefore they want things repeated and unchanged.
Starting point is 02:20:16 They always say, do it again, and the grown-up person does it again, because he is nearly dead. For grown-up people are not strong enough to exult in monotony, but perhaps God is strong enough to exult in monotony. It is possible that God says every morning, do it again to the sun, and every evening do it again to the moon,
Starting point is 02:20:42 It may not be automatic necessity that makes all daisies alike. It may be that God makes every daisy separately, but has never got tired of making them. It may be that he has the eternal appetite of infancy, for we have sinned and grown old, and our father is younger than we. The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may be a theatrical encore. Heaven may encore the bird who laid an egg. If the human being conceives and brings forth a human child
Starting point is 02:21:18 instead of bringing forth a fish or a bat or a griffin, the lesson may not be that we are fixed in an animal fate without life or purpose. It may be that our little tragedy has touched the gods, that they admire it from their starry galleries, and that at the end of every human drama man is called again and again before the curtain. Repetition may go on for millions of years by mere choice, and at any instant it may stop. Man may stand on the earth generation after generation, and yet each birth be his positively
Starting point is 02:21:57 last appearance. This was my first conviction made by the shock of my childish emotions meeting the modern creed in mid-career. I had always vaguely felt facts to be miracles in the sense that they are wonderful. Now I began to think them miracles in the stricter sense that they were willful. I mean that they were or might be repeated exercises of some will. In short, I had always believed that the world involved magic. Now I thought that perhaps it involved a magician.
Starting point is 02:22:34 And this pointed a profound emotion. always present and subconscious, that this world of ours has some purpose, and if there is a purpose, there is a person. I had always felt life first as a story, and if there is a story, there is a storyteller. But modern thought also hit my second human tradition. It went against the fairy feeling about strict limits and conditions. The one thing it loved to talk about was expansion and largeness. Herbert Spencer would have been greatly annoyed if anyone had called him an imperialist, and therefore it is highly regrettable that nobody did.
Starting point is 02:23:17 But he was an imperialist of the lowest type. He popularized this contemptible notion that the size of the solar system ought to over all the spiritual dogma of man. Why should a man surrender his dignity to the solar system any more than to a whale? If mere size proves that man is not the image of God, then a whale may be the image of God, a somewhat formless image, what one might call an impressionistic portrait. It is quite futile to argue that man is small compared to the cosmos, for man was always small compared to the nearest tree,
Starting point is 02:23:56 but Herbert Spencer, in his headlong imperialism, would insist that we had in some way been conquered and annexed, by the astronomical universe. He spoke about men and their ideals exactly as the most insolent unionists talks about the Irish and their ideals. He turned mankind into a small nationality, and his evil influence can be seen even in the most spirited and honorable of later scientific authors, notably in the early romances of Mr. H. G. Wells.
Starting point is 02:24:30 Many moralists have, in an exaggerated way, represented the early, of the early ones. as wicked. But Mr. Wells and his school made the heavens wicked. We should lift up our eyes to the stars from whence we come our ruin. But the expansion of which I speak was much more evil than all this. I have remarked that the materialists, like the madman, is in prison, in the prison of one thought. These people seem to think it singularly inspiring should keep on saying that the prison was very large. The size of this scientific universe gave one no novelty, no relief. The cosmos went on forever, but not in its wildest constellation.
Starting point is 02:25:14 Could there be anything really interesting? Anything, for instance, such as forgiveness or free will. The grandeur or infinity of the secret of its cosmos added nothing to it. It was like telling a prisoner in reading jail that he, he would be glad to hear that the jail now covered half the county. The water would have nothing to show the man except more and more long corridors of stone lit by ghastly lights and empty of all that is human. So these expanders of the universe had nothing to show us except more and more infinite
Starting point is 02:25:51 corridors of space lit by ghastly suns and empty of all that is divine. In fairyland there had been a real law. a law that could be broken. For the definition of a law is something that can be broken. But the machinery of this cosmic prison was something that could not be broken, for we ourselves were only a part of its machinery. We were either unable to do things or we were destined to do them. The idea of the mystical condition quite disappeared.
Starting point is 02:26:26 One can neither have the firmness of keeping laws nor the fun of breaking them. The largeness of this universe had nothing of that freshness and airy outbreak which we have praised in the universe of the poet. The modern universe is literally an empire, that is, it was vast, but it is not free. One went into larger and larger windowless rooms, rooms big with Babylonian perspective, but one never found the smallest window or a whisper of outer air. Their infernal parallels seem to expand with distance, but for me all good things come to a point, swords, for instance. So finding the boast of the big cosmos so unsatisfactory to my emotions, I began to argue about it a little, and I soon found that the whole attitude was even shallower
Starting point is 02:27:20 than could have been expected. According to these people, the cosmos was one thing since it had one unbroken rule. Only, they would say, while it is one thing, it is also the only thing there is. Why, then, should one worry particularly to call it large? There's nothing to compare it with. It would be just as sensible to call it small. A man may say, I like this fast cosmos with its throng of stars and its crowd of very creatures. But if it comes to that, why should not a man say, I like this cozy little cosmos, with its decent number of stars and as neat a provision of livestock as I wish to see. One is as good as the other.
Starting point is 02:28:05 They are both mere sentiments. It is mere sentiment to rejoice that the sun is larger than the earth. It is quite as sane a sentiment to rejoice that the sun is no larger than it is. A man chooses to have an emotion about the largeness of the world. why should he not choose to have an emotion about its smallness? It happened that I had that emotion. When one is fond of anything, one addresses it by diminutives, even if it is an elephant or a lifeguardsman.
Starting point is 02:28:38 The reason is that anything, however huge that can be conceived of as complete, can be conceived of as small. If military mustaches did not suggest a sword or tusks a tail, then the object would be vast because it would be immeasurable. But the moment you can imagine a guardsman, you can imagine a small guardsman. The moment you really see an elephant, you can call it tiny. If you can make a statue of a living thing, you can make a statuette of it. These people professed that the universe was one coherent thing,
Starting point is 02:29:16 but they're not fond of the universe. But I was frightfully fond of the universe in one of the universe. to address it by a diminutive. I often did, and it never seemed to mind. Actually, and in truth, I did feel that these dim dogmas of vitality were better expressed by calling the world small than by calling at large. For about infinity, there was a sort of carelessness, which was the reverse of the fierce and pious care which I felt touching the pricelessness and the peril of life. They showed only a dreary waste, but I felt a sort of sacred thrift, for economy is far more romantic than extravagance.
Starting point is 02:30:01 To them the stars were an unending income of habits, but I felt about the golden sun and the silver moon as a schoolboy feels if he has one sovereign and a shilling. These subconscious convictions are best hit off by the color and tone of certain tales. Thus I have said that stories of magic alone can express my sense that life is not only a pleasure, but a kind of eccentric privilege. I may express this other feeling of cosmic coziness by allusion to another book always read in boyhood Robinson Caruso, which I read about this time, and which owes its eternal vivacity to the fact that it celebrates the poetry of limits.
Starting point is 02:30:47 Nay, even the wild romance of prudence. Caruso is a man on a small rock with a few comforts just snatched from the sea. The best thing in the book is simply the list of things saved from the wreck. The greatest of poems is an inventory. Every kitchen stool becomes ideal because Caruso might have dropped it in the sea. It is a good exercise in empty or ugly hours of the day. to look at anything, the cold scuttle or the bookcase, and think how happy one could be to have brought it out of the sinking ship on the solitary island. But it is a better exercise
Starting point is 02:31:28 still to remember how all things have had this hair-breath escape. Everything has been saved from a wreck. Every man has had one horrible adventure, as a hidden, untimely birth he had not been as infants that never see the light. Men spoke butch in my boyhood of restricted or ruined men of genius, and it was common to say that many a man was a great might have been. To me it is a more solid and startling fact that any man in the street is a great might not have been. But I really felt the fancy may seem foolish, as if all the ardor and number of things
Starting point is 02:32:08 were the romantic remnant of Caruso's ship. that there were two sexes and one sun was like the fact that there were two guns and one axe. It was poignantly urgent that none should be lost, but somehow it was rather fun that none could be added. The trees and the planets seemed like things saved from the wreck, and when I saw the Matterhorn I was glad that it had not been overlooked in the confusion. I felt economical about the stars as if they were sapphires. They are called so in Milton's Eden. I hoarded the hills, for the universe is a single jewel,
Starting point is 02:32:47 and while it is a natural cant to talk of a jewel as peerless or priceless, of this jewel, it is literally true. The cosmos is indeed without peer and without price, for there cannot be another one. Thus ends in unavoidable inadequacy the attempt to utter the unutterable things. These are my ultimate attitudes towards life, the soils for the seeds of doctrine. These in some dark way I thought before I could write and felt before I could think. That we may proceed more easily afterwards, I will roughly recapitulate them now.
Starting point is 02:33:26 I felt in my bones, first, that this world does not explain itself. It may be a miracle with a supernatural explanation. It may be a conjuring trick with a natural. explanation. But the explanation of the conjuring trick, if it is to satisfy me, will have to be better than the natural explanations I have heard. The thing is magic, true or false. Second, I came to feel as if magic must have a meaning, and meaning must have someone to mean it. There was something personal in the world, as in a work of art. Whatever it meant, it meant violently. Third, I thought this purpose beautiful.
Starting point is 02:34:08 in its old design, in spite of its defects, such as dragons. Fourth, that the proper form of thanks to it is some form of humility and restraint. We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. We owed also an obedience to whatever made us, and last, and strangest, there has come to my mind a vague and vast impression that in some way All good was a remnant to be stored and held sacred out of some primordial ruin. Man had saved his good, as Caruso saved his goods. He had saved them from a wreck.
Starting point is 02:34:47 All this I felt, and the age gave me no encouragement to feel it. And all this time I had not even thought of Christian theology. End of Chapter 4. Chapter 5 of Orthodoxy by Gilbert K. Chesterton. this Libravox recording is in the public domain, recording by Phil Schenever. The Flag of the World When I was a boy there were two curious men running about who were called the optimist and the pessimist. I constantly used the words myself, but I cheerfully confess that I never had any special idea of what they meant.
Starting point is 02:35:34 The only thing which might be considered evident was that they could not mean what they said, for the ordinary verbal explanation was that the optimist thought this world as good as it could be, while the pessimist thought it as bad as it could be. Both these statements, being obviously raving nonsense, one had to cast about for other explanations. An optimist could not mean a man who thought everything right and nothing wrong, for that is meaningless. It is like calling everything right and nothing left. upon the whole i came to the conclusion that the optimist thought everything good except the pessimist and that the pessimist thought everything bad except himself
Starting point is 02:36:18 it would be unfair to omit altogether from the list the mysterious but suggestive definition said to have been given by a little girl an optimist is a man who looks after your eyes and a pessimist is a man who looks after your feet i am not sure that this is not the best definition of all there is even a sort of allegorical truth in it for there might perhaps be a profitable distinction drawn between that more dreary thinker who thinks merely of our contact with the earth from moment to moment and that happier thinker who considers rather our primary power of vision and of choice of road but this is a deep mistake in this alternative of the optimist and the pessimist the assumption of it is that a man criticizes this world as if he were house-hunting as if he were being shown over a new suite of apartments if a man came to this world from some other world in full possession of his powers he might discuss whether the advantage of midsummer woods made up for the disadvantage of mad dogs just as a man looking for lodgings might balance the presence of a telephone against the absence of a sea view but no man is in that position a man belongs to this world before he begins to ask if it is nice to belong to it he has fought for the flag and often won heroic victories for the flag long before he has ever enlisted to put shortly what seems the essential matter he has a loyalty long before he has any admiration in the last chapter it has been said that the primary feeling that this world is strange and yet attractive is best expressed in fairy tales the reader may if he likes put down the next stage to that bellicose bellicose, and even jingo literature, which commonly comes next in the history of a boy.
Starting point is 02:38:15 We all owe much sound morality to the penny dreadfuls. Whatever the reason, it seemed and still seems to me, that our attitude toward life can be better expressed in terms of a kind of military loyalty than in terms of criticism and approval. My acceptance of the universe is not optimism. It is more like patriotism. It is a matter of primary loyalty. The world is not a lodging-house at Brighton, which we are to leave because it is miserable. It is the fortress of our family, with the flag flying on the turret, and the more miserable it is, the less we should leave it.
Starting point is 02:38:55 The point is not that this world is too sad to love or too glad not to love. The point is that when you do love a thing, its gladness is a reason for loving it, and its sadness a reason for loving it more. All optimistic thoughts about England and all pessimistic thoughts about her are alike reasons for the English patriot. Similarly, optimism and pessimism are alike arguments for the cosmic patriot. Let us suppose we are confronted with a desperate thing, say Pimlico. If we think what is really best for Pimlico, we shall find the threat of thought leads to the throne or the mystic and the arbitrary. It is not enough for a man to disapprove of Pimlico, in that case he will merely cut his throat
Starting point is 02:39:43 or move to Chelsea. Nor certainly is it enough for a man to approve of Pimlico, for then it will remain Pimlico, which would be awful. The only way out of it seems to be for somebody to love Pimlico, to love it with a transcendental tie and without any earthly reason. If there arose a man who loved Pimlico, then Pimlico could rise into ivory towers and golden pinnacles. Pimlico would attire herself as a woman does when she is loved.
Starting point is 02:40:17 For decoration is not given to hide horrible things, but to decorate things already adorable. A mother does not give her child a blue bow because he is so ugly without it. A lover does not give a girl in necklace to hide her neck. If men loved Pemlico as mothers loved children arbitrarily, because it is theirs, Pemlaco in a year or two might be fairer than Florence. Some readers will say that this is a mere fantasy. I answer that this is the actual history of mankind. This is a fact is how cities did grow great.
Starting point is 02:40:54 Go back to the darkest roots of civilization, and you will find them knotted around some sacred stone or encircling some sacred well. People first paid honor to a spot, and afterwards gained glory for it. Men did not love Rome because she was great. She was great because they had loved her. The 18th century theories of the social contract have been exposed to much clumsy criticism in our time, insofar as they meant that there is at the back of all historic government an idea of content and cooperation.
Starting point is 02:41:29 they were demonstrably right. But they really were wrong, insofar as they suggested that men had ever aimed at order or ethics directly by a conscious exchange of interests. Morality did not begin by one man saying to another, I will not hit you if you do not hit me. There is no trace of such a transaction. There is a trace of both men having said we must not hit each other in the holy place. They gained their morality by guarding their religion.
Starting point is 02:42:02 They did not cultivate courage. They fought for the shrine, and found they had become courageous. They did not cultivate cleanliness. They purified themselves for the altar, and found that they were clean. The history of the Jews is the only early document known to most Englishmen, and the facts can be judged sufficiently from that. The Ten Commandments, which have been found substantially common to mankind, were merely military commands, a code of regimental orders, issued to protect a certain ark across a certain
Starting point is 02:42:36 desert. Anarchy was evil because it endangered the sanctity, and only when they made a holy day for God did they find they had made a holiday for men. If it be granted that this primary devotion to a place or thing is a source of creation. energy, we can pass on to a very peculiar fact. Let us reiterate for an instant that the only right optimism is a sort of universal patriotism. What is the matter with the pessimist? I think it can be stated by saying that he is the cosmic antipatriate. And what is the matter with the antipatriate? I think it can be stated without undue bitterness by saying that he is the candid friend.
Starting point is 02:43:21 And what is the matter with the candid friend? There we strike the rock of real life and immutable human nature. I venture to say that what is bad in the candid friend is simply that he is not candid. He is keeping something back, his own gloomy pleasure in saying unpleasant things. He has a secret desire to hurt, not merely to help. This is certainly, I think,
Starting point is 02:43:49 what makes a sort of anti-patriot irritating to healthy citizens i do not speak of course of the anti-patriotism which only irritates feverish stockbrokers and gushing actresses that is only patriotism speaking plainly a man who says that no patriot should attack the boer war until it is over is not worth answering intelligently he is saying that no good son should warn his mother off a cliff until she has fallen over it but there is an antipatriate who honestly angers honest men and the explanation of him is i think what i have suggested he is the uncandid candid friend the man who says i am sorry to say we are ruined and is not sorry at all and he may be said without rhetoric to be a traitor for he is using that ugly knowledge which has allowed him to strengthen the army to discourage people from joining it Because he is allowed to be pessimistic as a military advisor, he is being pessimistic as a recruiting sergeant. Just in the same way, the pessimist, who is the cosmic antipatriate, uses the freedom that life allows to her counselors to lure away the people from her flag. Granted that he states only facts, it is still essential to know what are his emotions, what is his motive. It may be that twelve hundred men in Tottingham are down with smallpox, but we want to know whether this is stated by some great philosopher who wants to curse the gods or only by some common clergyman who wants to help them in.
Starting point is 02:45:31 The evil of the pessimist is then, not that he chastises gods and men, but that he does not love what he chastises. He has not this primary and supernatural loyalty to things. What is the evil of the man commonly called an optimist? Obviously it is felt that the optimist, wishing to defend the honor of this world, will defend the indefensible. He is the jingo of the universe. He will say, my cosmos right or wrong. He will be less inclined to the reform of things,
Starting point is 02:46:06 more inclined to a sort of front-bench official answer to all attacks, soothing everyone with assurances. He will not wash the world, but whitewash the world. All this, which is true of a type of optimist, leads us to the one really interesting point of psychology, which could not be explained without it. We say there must be a primary loyalty to life. The only question is, shall it be a natural or a supernatural,
Starting point is 02:46:36 loyalty. If you like to put it so, shall it be a reasonable or an unreasonable loyalty? Now, the extraordinary thing is that the bad optimism, the whitewashing, the weak defense of everything, comes in with the reasonable optimism. Rational optimism leads to stagnation. It is irrational optimism that leads to reform. Let me explain by using, once more, the parallel of patriotism. The man who is most likely to ruin the place he loves is exactly the man who loves it with a reason. The man who will improve the place is the man who loves it without a reason.
Starting point is 02:47:17 If a man loves some feature of Pimlico, which seems unlikely, he may find himself defending that feature against Pimlico itself. But if he simply loves Pimlico itself, he may lay it waste and turn it into the New Jerusalem. I do not deny that reform may be excessive. I only say that it is the mystic patriot who reforms. Mere jingo's self-contentment is commonest among those who have some pedantic reason for their patriotism. The worst jingos do not love England, but a theory of England. If we love England for being an empire, we may overrate the success with which we rule the Hindus.
Starting point is 02:48:00 But if we love it only for being a nation, we can face all events, for it would be a nation even if the Hindus ruled us. Thus also only those will permit their patriotism to falsify history, whose patriotism depends on history. A man who loves England for being English will not mind how she arose, but a man who loves England for being Anglo-Saxon may go against all facts for his fancy. he may end like carlyle and freeman by maintaining that the norman conquest was a saxon conquest he may end in utter unreason because he has a reason a man who loves france for being military will palliate the army of eighteen seventy but a man who loves france for being france will improve the army of eighteen seventy this is exactly what the french have done and france is a good instance of the working paradise Nowhere else is patriotism, more purely abstract and arbitrary, and nowhere else is reform
Starting point is 02:49:08 more drastic and sweeping. The more transcendental is your patriotism, the more practical are your politics. Perhaps the most everyday instance of this point is in the case of women, and their strange and strong loyalty. Some stupid people started the idea that because women obviously back up their own people through everything, therefore women are blind and do not see anything. They can hardly have known any women. The same women, who are ready to defend their men through thick and thin, are, in their
Starting point is 02:49:43 personal intercourse with the man, almost morbidly lucid about the thinness of his excuses or the thickness of his head. A man's friend likes him, but leaves him as he is. His wife loves him, and is always trying to turn him into somebody else. Women who are utter mystics in their creed are utter cynics in their criticism. Thackeray expressed this well when he made Pendinus' mother, who worshipped her son as a god, yet assumed that he would go wrong as a man. She underrated his virtue, though she overrated his value.
Starting point is 02:50:21 The devotee is entirely free to criticize. The fanatic can safely be a skeptic. Love is not blind. That is the last thing that it is. Love is bound, and the more it is bound, the less it is blind. This at least had come to be my position about all that was called optimism, pessimism, and improvement. Before any cosmic act of reform we must have a cosmic oath of allegiance.
Starting point is 02:50:50 A man must be interested in life. Then he could be disinterested in his views of it. My son, give me thy heart. The heart must be fixed on the right thing. The moment we have a fixed heart, we have a free hand. I must pause to anticipate an obvious criticism. It will be said that a rational person accepts the world as mixed of good and evil with a decent satisfaction and a decent endurance.
Starting point is 02:51:20 But this is exactly the attitude which I maintain to be defective. It is, I know, very common in this age. It was perfectly put in those quiet lines of Matthew Arnold, which are more piercingly blasphemous than the shrieks of Schopenhauer. Enough we live, and if a life with large results so little rife, though bearable seem hardly worth this pomp of worlds, this pain of birth. I know this feeling fills our epoch, and I think it freezes our epic, For our titanic purposes of faith and revolution, what we need is not the cold acceptance of
Starting point is 02:51:59 the world as a compromise, but some way in which we can heartily hate and heartily love it. We do not want joy and anger to neutralize each other and produce a surly contentment. We want a fiercer delight and a fiercer discontent. We have to feel the universe at once as an ogre's castle to be stormed, and yet as our own cottage to which we can return at evening. No one doubts that an ordinary man can get on with this world, but we demand not strength enough to get on with it, but strength enough to get it on.
Starting point is 02:52:37 Can he hate it enough to change it, and yet love it enough to think it worth changing? Can he look up at its colossal good without once feeling acquiescence? Can he look up at its colossal evil without once feeling disqualification, without once feeling despair? Can he, in short, be at once not only a pessimist and an optimist, but a fanatical pessimist and a fanatical optimist? Is he enough of a pagan to die to the world,
Starting point is 02:53:03 and enough of a Christian to die to it? In this combination I maintain it is the rational optimist who fails, the irrational optimist who succeeds. He is ready to smash the whole universe for the sake of itself. i put these things not in their materialogical sequence but as they came and this view was cleared and sharpened by an accident of the time under the lengthening shadow of ibsen an argument arose whither it was not a very nice thing to murder oneself Grave moderns told us that we must not even say, poor fellow, of a man who had blown his brains out, since he was an enviable person, and had only blown them out because of their exceptional excellence.
Starting point is 02:53:51 Mr. William Archer even suggested that in the golden age there would be penny in the slot machines, by which a man could kill himself for a penny. In all this I found myself utterly hostile to many who called themselves liberal and humane. Not only is suicide a sin, it is the sin. It is the ultimate and absolute evil, the refusal to take an interest in existence, the refusal to take the oath of loyalty to life. The man who kills a man kills a man. The man who kills himself kills all men.
Starting point is 02:54:27 As far as he is concerned, he wipes out the world. His act is worse symbolically considered than any rape or dynamite outrage, for it destroys all buildings, and insults all women. The thief is satisfied with diamonds, but the suicide is not. That is his crime. He cannot be bribed even by the blazing stones of the celestial city. The thief complements the thing he steals, if not the owner of them, but the suicide insults everything on earth by not stealing it. He defiles every flower by refusing to live for its sake. There is not a tiny creature in the cosmos at whom his death is not a sneer. When a man hangs himself on a tree, the leaves might fall off in anger and the birds fly away
Starting point is 02:55:16 in fury, for each has received a personal affront. Of course, there may be pathetic emotional excuses for the act, there often are for rape, and there almost always are for dynamite, but if it comes to clear ideas and the intelligent meaning of things, then there is much more rational and philosophic truth in the burial at the crossroads and the stake driven through the body than in Mr. Archer's suicidal automatic machines. There is a meaning in burying the suicide apart. The man's crime is different from other crimes, for it makes even crimes impossible. About the same time, I read a solemn flippancy by some free thinker. He said that a suicide was only the same as a martyr. The open fallacy of the same.
Starting point is 02:56:03 of this help to clear the question. Obviously, a suicide is the opposite of a martyr. A martyr is a man who cares so much for something outside him that he forgets his own personal life. A suicide is a man who cares so little for anything outside him that he wants to see the last of everything. One wants something to begin, the other wants everything to end. In other words, the martyr is noble exactly because, however, he renounces the word. or execrates all humanity, he confesses this ultimate link with life. He sets his heart outside himself. He dies that something may live. The suicide is ignoble because he has not this link with being. He is a mere destroyer. Spiritually, he destroys the universe. And then I remembered
Starting point is 02:56:57 the stake and the crossroads, and the queer fact that Christianity had shown this weird harshness, to the suicide. For Christianity had shown a wild encouragement of the martyr. Historic Christianity was accused, not entirely without reason, of carrying martyrdom and asceticism to a point desolate and pessimistic. The early Christian martyrs talked of death with a horrible happiness. They blasphemed the beautiful duties of the body. They smelt the grave afar off like a field of flowers.
Starting point is 02:57:32 All this has seemed to many the very, poetry of pessimism. Yet there is the stake at the crossroads to show what Christianity thought of the pessimist. This was the first of the long train of enigmas with which Christianity entered the discussion, and there went with it a peculiarity of which I shall have to speak more markedly as a note of all Christian notions, but which distinctly began in this one. The Christian attitude to the martyr and the suicide was not what is so often affirmed. in modern morals. It was not a matter of degree. It was not that a line must be drawn somewhere, and that the self-slayer in exultation fell within the line, the self-slayer in sadness just beyond
Starting point is 02:58:18 it. The Christian feeling evidently was not merely that suicide was carrying martyrdom too far. The Christian feeling was furiously for one and furiously against the other. These two things that looked so much alike were at opposite ends of heaven and hell. One man flung away his life, he was so good that his dry bones could heal cities and pestilence. Another man flung away his life. He was so bad that his bones would pollute his brethren's. I'm not saying this fierceness was right, but why was it so fierce? Here it was that I first found that my wondering feet were in some beaten track. Christianity had also felt this opposition of the martyr to the suicide, had it perhaps felt it for the same reason?
Starting point is 02:59:09 Had Christianity felt what I felt, but could not and cannot express? This need for a first loyalty to things, and then for a ruinous reform of things? Then I remembered that it was actually the charge against Christianity, that it combined these two things which I was wildly trying to combine. Christianity was accused at one and the same time of being too optimistic about the universe and of being too pessimistic about the world. The coincidence made me suddenly stand still. An imbecile habit has arisen in modern controversy of saying that such and such a creed can
Starting point is 02:59:50 be held in one age but cannot be held in another. Some dogma we are told was credible in the 12th century, but is not credible in the You might as well say that a certain philosophy can be believed on Mondays but cannot be believed on Tuesdays. You might as well say of a view of the cosmos that it was suitable at half-past three, but not suitable at half-past four. What a man can believe depends upon his philosophy, not upon the clock or the century. If a man believes in unalterable natural law, he cannot believe in any miracle in any age.
Starting point is 03:00:27 If a man believes in a will behind law, he can believe in any miracle in any age. Suppose, for the sake of argument, we are concerned with a case of thermaturgic healing. A materialist of the 12th century could not believe it any more than a materialist of the 20th century, but a Christian scientist of the 20th century can believe it as much as a Christian of the 12th century. It is simply a matter of a man's theory of things. Therefore, in dealing with any historical answer, the point is not whether it was given in our time, but whether it was given an answer to our question. And the more I thought about when and how Christianity had come into the world, the more I felt
Starting point is 03:01:11 that it had actually come to answer this question. It is commonly the loose and latitudinarian Christians who pay quite indefensible compliments to Christianity. They talk as if there had never been any piety or pity until Christianity came, a point on which any medieval would have been eager to correct them. They represent that the remarkable thing about Christianity was that it was the first to preach simplicity and self-restraint or inwardness and sincerity. They will think me very narrow, whatever that means, if I say that the remarkable thing
Starting point is 03:01:48 about Christianity, was that it was the first to preach Christianity. its peculiarity was that it was peculiar and simplicity and sincerity are not peculiar but obvious ideals for all mankind christianity was the answer to a riddle not the last truism uttered after a long talk only the other day i saw in an excellent weekly paper of puritan tone this remark that christianity when stripped of its armor of dogma as who should speak of a man stripped of his armor of bones turned out to be nothing but the quaker doctrine of inner light now if i were to say that christianity came into the world especially to destroy the doctrine of the inner light that would be an exaggeration but it would be very much nearer to the truth the last stoics like marcus aurelius were exactly the people who did believe in the inner light their dignity their weariness their sad external care for others their incurable internal care for others their incurable internal for themselves were all due to the inner light and existed only by that dismal illumination notice that marcus aurelius insists as such introspective moralists always do upon small things done or undone it is because he has not hate or love enough to make a moral revolution he gets up early in the morning just as our own aristocrats living the simple life get up early in the morning because such altruism is much easier than stopping the games of the amphitheater or giving the English people back their land.
Starting point is 03:03:29 Marcus Aurelius is the most intolerable of human types. He is an unselfish egoist. An unselfish egoist is a man who has pride without the excuse of passion. Of all the conceivable forms of enlightenment, the worst is what these people call the inner light. Of all horrible religions, the most horrible is the worship of the God within. Anyone who knows anybody
Starting point is 03:03:56 knows how it would work. Anyone who knows anyone from the higher thought center knows how it does work. That Jones shall worship the God within him turns out ultimately to mean that Jones shall worship Jones. Let Jones worship the sun
Starting point is 03:04:13 or moon, anything rather than the inner light. Let Jones worship cats or crocodiles, if he can find any in his street, but not the God within. Christianity came into the world, firstly in order to assert, with violence, that a man had not only to look inwards, but to look outwards, to behold with astonishment and
Starting point is 03:04:35 enthusiasm, a divine company and a divine captain. The only fun of being a Christian was that a man was not left alone with the inner light, but definitely recognized an outer light. Fair is the sun, clear as the moon, terrible as an old. army with banners. All the same, it will be as well if Jones does not worship the sun and moon. If he does, there is a tendency for him to imitate them. To say that because the sun burns insects alive, he may burn insects alive.
Starting point is 03:05:08 He thinks that because the sun gives people sun strokes, he may give his neighbor measles. He thinks that because the moon is said to drive men mad, he may drive his wife mad. This ugly side of mere external optimism has also shown itself in the ancient world. About the time when the Stoic idealism had begun to show the weaknesses of pessimism, the old nature worship of the ancients had begun to show the enormous weaknesses of optimism. Nature worship is natural enough while the society is young, or in other words, pantheism is all right, as long as it is the worship of Pan. But nature has another side, which experience and sin are not slow in finding out, and it
Starting point is 03:05:55 is no flippancy to say of the God Pan that he soon showed the clob and hoof. The only objection to natural religion is that somehow it always becomes unnatural. A man loves nature in the morning for her innocence and amiability, and at nightfall, if he is loving her still, it is for her darkness and her cruelty. he washes at dawn in clear water as did the wise man of the stoics yet somehow at the dark end of the day he is bathing in hot bull's blood as did julian the apostate the mere pursuit of health always leads to something unhealthy physical nature must not be made the direct object of obedience it must be enjoyed not worshipped stars and mountains must not be taken seriously if they are we end where the pagan nature worship ended because the earth is kind we can imitate all her cruelties because sexuality is sane we can all go mad about sexuality mere optimism had reached its insane and appropriate termination the theory that everything was good had become an orgy of everything that was bad on the other side our idealist pessimist were represented by the old remnant of the stoics marcus aurelius and his friends had really given up the idea of any god in the universe and looked only to the god within
Starting point is 03:07:24 they had no hope of any virtue in nature and hardly any hope of any virtue in society they had not enough interest in the outer world really to wreck or revolutionize it They did not love the city enough to set fire to it. Thus the ancient world was exactly in our own desolate dilemma. The only people who really enjoyed this world were busy breaking it up, and the virtuous people did not care enough about them to knock them down. In this dilemma, the same as ours, Christianity suddenly stepped in and offered a singular answer, which the world eventually accepted as the answer. the answer then, and I think it is the answer now. This answer was like the slash of a sword.
Starting point is 03:08:13 It sundered. It did not, in any sense, sentimentally unite. Briefly it divided God from the cosmos. That transcendence and distinctness of the deity which some Christians now want to remove from Christianity was really the only reason why anyone wanted to be a Christian. It was the whole point of the Christian answer to the unhappy pessimist and the still more unhappy optimist. As I am here only concerned with their particular problem, I shall indicate only briefly this great metaphysical suggestion. All descriptions of the creating or sustaining principle in things must be metaphorical,
Starting point is 03:08:55 because they must be verbal. Thus the pantheist is forced to speak of God in all things as if he were in a box. Thus the evolutionist has in his very name the idea of being unrolled like a carpet. All terms, religious and irreligious, are open to this charge. The only question is whether all terms are useless, or whether one can, with such a phrase, cover a distinct idea about the origin of things. I think one can. And so evidently does the evolutionist, or he would not talk about evolution, and the root phrase of all Christian theism was this, that God was a creator as an artist is a creator. A poet is so separate from his poem that he himself speaks of it as a
Starting point is 03:09:41 little thing he has thrown off. Even in giving it forth he has flung it away. This principle that all creation and procreation is a breaking off is at least as consistent through the cosmos as the evolutionary principle that all growth is a branching out. A woman loses a child even in having a child. All creation is separation. Birth is as solemn a parting as death. It was the prime philosophic principle of Christianity that this divorce in the divine act of making, such as severes the poet from the poem, or the mother from the newborn child, was the true description of the act whereby the absolute energy made the world. According to most philosophers, God, in making the world enslaved it. According to Christianity, in making it, he set it free. God had written not so much a poem,
Starting point is 03:10:40 but rather a play. A play he had planned as perfect, but which had necessarily been left to human actors and stage managers, who had since made a great mess of it. I will discuss the truth of this theorem later. Here I have only to point out with what a startling smoothness it passed the dilemma we have discussed in this chapter. In this way, one could be both happy and indignant without degrading oneself to be either a pessimist or an optimist. On this system, one could fight all the forces of existence without deserting the flag of existence. One could be at peace with the universe and yet be at war with the world. st george could still fight the dragon however big the monster bulked in the cosmos though he were bigger than the mightiest cities or bigger than the everlasting hills if he were as big as the world he could yet be killed in the name of the world
Starting point is 03:11:38 st george had not to consider any obvious odds or proportions in the scale of things but only the original secret of their design he can shake his sword at the dragon even if it is everything even if the empty heavens over his head are only the huge arc of its open jaws and then there followed an experience impossible to describe it was as if i had been blundering about since my birth with two huge and unmanageable machines of different shapes and without apparent connection the world and the christian tradition i had found this whole in the world the fact that one must somehow find a way of loving the world without trusting it somehow one must love the world without being worldly i found this projecting feature of christian theology like a sort of hard spike the dogmatic insistence that god was personal and had made a world separate from himself the spike of dogma fitted exactly into the whole in the world it had evidently been meant to go there and then the strange thing began to happen when once these two parts of the machines had come together one after another all the other parts of the machines had come together one after another all the other parts of the things had come together fitted and fell in with an eerie exactitude. I could hear bolt after bolt over all the machinery falling into its place with a kind of click of relief.
Starting point is 03:13:09 Having got one part right, all the other parts were repeating that rectitude as clock after clock strikes noon. Instinct after instinct was answered by doctrine after doctrine. Or to bury the metaphor, I was like one who had advanced into a hostile country to take one high fortress. And when that fort had fallen, the whole country surrendered and turned solid behind me. The whole land was lit up, as it were, back to the first fields of my childhood. All those blind fancies of boyhood which, in the fourth chapter I have tried in vain to trace on the darkness, became suddenly transparent and sane. I was right when I felt that roses
Starting point is 03:13:53 were read by some sort of choice. It was the divine choice. i was right when i felt that i would almost rather say that grass was the wrong color than say it must by necessity have been that color it might barely have been any other my sense that happiness hung on the crazy threat of a condition did mean something when all was said it meant the whole doctrine of the fall even those dim and shapeless monsters of notions which i have not been able to describe much lest offend stepped quietly into their places like colossal caryatides of the creed the fancy that the cosmos was not vast and void but small and cosy had a fulfilled significance now for anything that as a work of art must be small in the sight of the artist to god the stars must be only small and dear like diamonds and my haunting instinct that somehow good was not merely a tool to be used but a relic to be guarded like the goods from Caruso's ship. Even that had been the wild whisper of something originally wise, for according to Christianity,
Starting point is 03:15:06 we were indeed the survivors of a wreck, the crew of a golden ship that had gone down before the beginning of the world. But the important matter was this, that it entirely reversed the reason for optimism, and the instant the reversal was made it felt like the abrupt ease when a bone is put back in the socket. I had often called myself an optimist to avoid the too evident blasphemy of pessimism, but all the optimism of the age had been false and disheartening for this reason
Starting point is 03:15:38 that it had always been trying to prove that we fit it to the world. The Christian optimism is based on the fact that we do not fit into the world. I had tried to be happy by telling myself that man is an animal like any other which sought its meat from God, but now I really was happy, for I had learned that man is a monstrosity. I had been right in feeling all things as odd, for I myself was at once worse and better than all things. The optimist's pleasure was prosaic, for it dealt on the naturalness of everything. The Christian pleasure was poetic, for it dwelt on the unnaturalist of everything in the light
Starting point is 03:16:22 of the supernatural. The modern philosopher had told me again and again that I was in the right place, and I had still felt depressed even in acquiescence, but I had heard that I was in the wrong place, and my soul sang for joy like a bird in spring. The knowledge found out and illuminated forgotten chambers in the dark house of infancy. I knew now why grass had always seemed to me as queer as the green beard of a giant, and why I could feel home. homesick at home. End of chapter 5.
Starting point is 03:17:06 Chapter 6 of orthodoxy by Gilbert K. Chesterton. This Lieberbox recording is in the public domain, recording by Phil Schoenever. The Paradoxes of Christianity. The real trouble with this world of ours is not that it is an unreasonable world, nor even that it is a reasonable one. The commonest kind of trouble is that it is nearly reasonable, but not quite. life is not an illogicality yet it is a trap for logicians it looks just a little more mathematical and regular than it is its exactitude is obvious but its inexactitude is hidden its wildness lies in weight i give one coarse instance of what i mean suppose some mathematical creature from the moon were to reckon up the human body he would at once see that the essential thing about it was the thing about it was the thing that the thing was the thing that the thing
Starting point is 03:18:02 that it was duplicate. A man is two men, he on the right exactly resembling him on the left. Having noted that there was an arm on the right and one on the left, a leg on the right and one on the left, he might go further and still find on each side the same number of fingers, the same number of toes, twin eyes, twin ears, twin nostrils, and even twin lobes of the brain. At last he would take it as a law, and then where he had he had to be. found a heart on one side, would deduce that there was another heart on the other, and just then, when he most felt he was right, he would be wrong. It is this silent swerving from accuracy by an inch that is the uncanny element in everything.
Starting point is 03:18:51 It seems a sort of secret treason in the universe. An apple or an orange is round enough to get itself called round, and yet is not round after all. The Earth itself is shaped like an orange in order to lure some simple astronomer into calling it a globe. A blade of grass is called after the blade of a sword because it comes to a point, but it doesn't. Everywhere in things there is this element of the quiet and incalculable. It escapes the rationalists, but it never escapes to the last moment. From the grand curve of our Earth it could easily be inferred that every inch of it was
Starting point is 03:19:32 thus curved. It would seem rational that as a man has a brain on both sides, he should have a heart on both sides. Yet scientific men are still organizing expeditions to find the North Pole because they are so fond of flat country. Scientific men are also organizing expeditions to find a man's heart, and when they try to find it, they generally get on the wrong side of him. Now, actual insight or inspiration. Is best tested by whether it guesses these hidden malformations or surprises. If our mathematician from the moon saw the two arms and the two ears, he might deduce the two shoulder blades and the two halves of the brain.
Starting point is 03:20:18 But if he guessed that the man's heart was in the right place, then I should call him something more than a mathematician. Now, this is exactly the claim which I have since come to propose for Christianity, not merely that it deduces logical truths, but that when it suddenly becomes illogical, it has found, so to speak, an illogical truth. It not only goes right about things, but it goes wrong, if one may say so, exactly where the things go wrong. Its plan suits the secret irregularities and expects the unexpected. It is simple about the simple truths, but it is stubborn about the simple truth. But it is stubborn about the
Starting point is 03:20:59 subtle truth. It will admit that a man has two hands. It will not admit, though all the modernists wail to it, the obvious deduction that he has two hearts. It is my only purpose in this chapter to point this out, to show that whenever we feel there is something odd in Christian theology, we shall generally find that there is something odd in the truth. I have alluded to the unmeaning phrase, to the effect that such and such a creed cannot be believed in our age. Of course, anything can be believed in any age. But oddly enough, there really is a sense in which a creed, if it is believed at all,
Starting point is 03:21:42 can be believed more fixedly in a complex society than in a simple one. If a man finds Christianity true in Birmingham, he has actually clearer reasons for faith that if he had found it true in Marisha. For the more complicated seems the coincidence, the less it can be a coincidence. But if snowflakes fell in the exact shape of the maze at Hampton Court, I think one might call it a miracle. It is exactly as of such a miracle that I have since come to feel
Starting point is 03:22:15 of the philosophy of Christianity. The complication of our modern world proves the truth of the creed more perfectly than any of the plain problems of the ages of faith. It was in Notting Hill and Battersea that I began to see that Christianity was true. This is why the faith has that elaboration of doctrines and details which so much distresses those who admire Christianity without believing in it. When once one believes in a creed, one is proud of its complexity, as scientists are proud of the complexity of science.
Starting point is 03:22:52 It shows how rich it is in discoveries. If it is right at all, it is a compliment to say that it's elaborately right. A stick might fit a hole or a stone a hollow by accident. But a key and a lock are both complex, and if a key fits a lock, you know it is the right key. But this involved accuracy of the thing makes it very difficult to do what I now have. have to do, to describe this accumulation of truth. It is very hard for a man to defend anything of which he is entirely convinced. It is comparatively easy when he is only partially convinced. He is partially convinced because he is found this or that proof of the thing and he can expound
Starting point is 03:23:38 it. But a man is not really convinced of a philosophic theory when he finds that something proves it. He is only really convinced when he finds that something proves it. He is only really convinced when he finds that everything proves it. And the more converging reasons he finds pointing to this conviction, the more bewildered he is if asked suddenly to sum them up. Thus, if one asked an ordinary, intelligent man, on the spur of the moment, why do you prefer a civilization to savagery? He would look wildly round at object after object, and would only be able to answer vaguely why there is that bookcase, and the coals in the coal shuttle, and, pears. pianos, and policemen, the whole case for civilization, is that the case for it is complex.
Starting point is 03:24:25 It has done so many things, but that very multiplicity of proof which ought to make reply overwhelming makes reply impossible. There is, therefore, about all complete conviction, a kind of huge helplessness. The belief is so big that it takes a long time to get it into action. And this hesitation chiefly arises, oddly enough, from an indifference about where one should begin. All roads lead to Rome, which is one reason why many people never get there. In the case of this defense of the Christian conviction, I confess that I would as soon
Starting point is 03:25:03 begin the argument with one thing as another. I would begin it with a turnip or a taximeter cab. But if I am to be at all careful about making my meaning clear, it will I think. be wiser to continue the current arguments of the last chapter, which was concerned to urge the first of these mystical coincidences, or rather ratifications. All I had hitherto heard of Christian theology had alienated me from it. I was a pagan at the age of twelve, and a complete agnostic by the age of sixteen, and I cannot understand anyone passing the age of seventeen without having asked himself so simple a question.
Starting point is 03:25:45 I did indeed retain a cloudy reverence for a cosmic deity and a great historical interest in the founder of Christianity, but I certainly regarded him as a man, though perhaps I thought that even in that point he had an advantage over some of his modern critics. I read the scientific and skeptical literature of my time, all of it at least that I could find written in English and lying about, and I read nothing else. I mean I read nothing else on any other note of philosophy. The penny-drettfuls, which I also read, were indeed in a healthy and heroic tradition of Christianity, but I did not know this at the time.
Starting point is 03:26:28 I never read a line of Christian apologetics. I read as little as I can of them now. It was Huxley and Herbert Spencer and Broadlaw who brought me back to Orthodox theology. They sowed in my mind my first wild doubt. of doubt. Our grandmothers were quite right when they said that Tom Payne and the Freethinkers unsettled the mind. They do.
Starting point is 03:26:55 They unsettled mine horribly. The rationalist made me question whether reason was of any use whatever. And when I had finished Herbert Spencer, I had got as far as doubting for the first time whether evolution had occurred at all. As I laid down the last of Colonel Ingersoll's atheist lectures, the dreadful thought broke across my mind. Almost thou persuadest me to be a Christian. I was in a desperate way.
Starting point is 03:27:26 This odd effect of the great agnostics and arousing doubts deeper than their own might be illustrated in many ways. I take only one. As I read and re-read all the non-Christian or anti-Christian accounts of the faith, from Huxley to Bradlaugh, a slow and awful impression grew gradually, but graphically upon my mind. The impression that Christianity must be a most extraordinary thing, for not only, as I understood, had Christianity the most flaming vices, but it had apparently a mystical talent for combining vices which seemed inconsistent with each other.
Starting point is 03:28:08 It was attacked on all sides and for all contradictory reasons. No sooner had one rationalist demonstrated that it was too far to the east, than another demonstrated with equal clearness that it was much too far to the west. No sooner had my indignation died down at its angular and aggressive squareness, then I was called up again to notice and condemn its innervating and sensual roundness. In case any reader has not come across the thing I mean, I will give such instances as I remember at random of this self-contradictory in the skeptical attack. I give four or five of them. There are fifty more.
Starting point is 03:28:52 Thus, for instance, I was much moved by the eloquent attack on Christianity as a thing of inhuman gloom, for I thought and still think sincere pessimism the unpartnerable sin. Insincere pessimism is a social accomplishment, rather agreeable than otherwise, and fortunately nearly all pessimism is insincere. But if Christianity was, as these people said, a thing purely pessimistic and opposed to life, then I was quite prepared to blow up St. Paul's Cathedral.
Starting point is 03:29:26 But the extraordinary thing is this. They did prove to me in Chapter 1, to my complete satisfaction, that Christianity was too pessimistic. And then in Chapter 2, they began to prove to me that it was a great deal too optimistic. One accusation against Christianity was that it prevented men by morbid tears and terrors from seeking joy and liberty in the bosom of nature. But another accusation was that it comforted men with fictitious providence and put them in a pink and white nursery. One great agnostic asked why nature was not beautiful enough, why it was hard to be free.
Starting point is 03:30:09 Another great agnostic objected that Christian optimism, the garment of make-believe woven by pious hands, hid from us the fact that nature was ugly and that it was impossible to be free. One rationalist had hardly done calling Christianity a nightmare before another began to call it a fool's paradise. This puzzled me. The charges seemed inconsistent. Christianity could not at once be the black man. on a white world, and also the white mask on a black world? The state of the Christian could not
Starting point is 03:30:45 be at once so comfortable that he was a coward to cling to it, and so uncomfortable that he was a fool to stand it. If it falsified human vision, it must falsify it one way or another. It could not wear both green and rose-colored spectacles. I rolled on my tongue with a terrible joy, as did all men of that time, the taunts which Swineburn hurled at the dreariness of the creed. Thou has conquered, O pale Galilean, the world has grown gray with thy breath. But when I read the same poet's account of paganism as in Atalanta, I gathered that the world was, if possible, more gray before the Galilean breathed on it than afterwards. The poet maintained, indeed, in the abstract, that lighted.
Starting point is 03:31:35 itself was pitch dark. And yet somehow Christianity had darkened it. The very man who denounced Christianity for pessimism was himself a pessimist. I thought there must be something wrong, and it did for one while moment cross my mind that perhaps those might not be the best judges of the relation of religion to happiness who, by their own account, had neither one nor the other. It must be understood that I did not conclude hastily, that the accusations were false or the accusers' fools. I simply deduced that Christianity must be something even weirder and wicketer than they made out. A thing might have these two opposite vices. But it must be a rather queer thing if it did.
Starting point is 03:32:25 A man might be too fat in one place and too thin in another, but he would be in odd shape. At this point my thoughts were only of the odd shape of the Christian religion. I did not allege any odd shape in the rationalistic mind. Here is another case of the same kind. I felt that a strong case against Christianity lay in the charge that there is something timid, monkish, and unmanly about all that is called Christian, especially its attitude towards resistance and fighting. The great skeptics of the 19th century were largely.
Starting point is 03:33:02 virile. Bradlaugh, in an expansive way, Huxley in a reticent way, were decidedly men. In comparison, it did seem tenable that there was something weak and over-patient about Christian councils. The gospel paradox about the other cheek, the fact that priests never fought, a hundred things made plausible the accusation that Christianity was an attempt to make a man too like a sheep. it and believed it. And if I had read nothing different I should have gone on believing it. But I read something very different. I turned the next page in my agnostic manual, and my brain turned upside down. Now I found that I was to hate Christianity not for fighting too little, but
Starting point is 03:33:51 for fighting too much. Christianity, it seemed, was the mother of wars. Christianity had delude to the world with blood. I had got thoroughly angry with. with the Christian because he was never angry, and now I was told to be anger with him because his anger had been the most huge and horrible thing in human history, because his anger had soaked the earth and smoked the sun. The very people who reproached Christianity with the meekness and non-resistance of the monasteries were the very people who reproached it also with the violence and valor of the Crusades. It was the fault of poor old Christianity, some how or other, both that Edward the Confessor did not fight, and that Richard Curde-Leon did.
Starting point is 03:34:39 The Quakers, we were told, were the only characteristic Christians, and yet the massacres of Cromwell and Alva were characteristic Christian crimes. What could it all mean? What was this Christianity which always forbade war and always produced wars? What could be the nature of the thing, which one could abuse first because it would not fight, and second because it was always fighting. In what world of riddles was born this monstrous murder and this monstrous meekness? The shape of Christianity grew a queerer shape every instant. I take a third case, the strangest of all, because it involves the one real objection to the
Starting point is 03:35:23 faith. The one real objection to the Christian religion is simply that it is one religion. the world is a big place full of very different kinds of people christianity it may reasonably be said is one thing confined to one kind of people it began in palestine it has practically stopped with europe i was duly impressed with this argument in my youth and i was much drawn toward the doctrine often preached in ethical societies i mean the doctrine that there is one great unconscious church of all humanity founded on the omnipresence of the humanity founded on the own presence of the human beings human conscience. Creads it was said divide men, but at least morals united them. The soul might seek the strangest and most remote lands and ages and still find essential ethical common sense.
Starting point is 03:36:15 It might find Confucius under Eastern trees, and he would be writing, Thou shalt not steal. It might decipher the darkest hieroglyphics of the most primeval desert, and the meaning when deciphered would be, little boys should tell the truth. I believed this doctrine of the Brotherhood of All Men in the possession of a moral sense, and I believe it still with other things. And I was thoroughly annoyed with Christianity, for suggesting, as I supposed, that whole ages and empires of men had utterly escaped the light of justice and reason. But then I found an astonishing thing.
Starting point is 03:36:56 I found that the very people who said that mankind was one thing. one church from Plato to Emerson were the very people who said that morality had changed altogether, and that what was right in one age was wrong in another. If I asked, say, for an altar, I was told that we needed none, for men our brothers gave us clear oracles in one creed in their universal customs and ideals. But if I mildly pointed out that one of men's universal customs was to have an altar, then my agnostic teachers turned clean round and told me that men had always been in darkness and the superstitions of savages. I found it was their daily taunt against Christianity that it was the
Starting point is 03:37:42 light of one people and had left all others to die in the dark, but I also found that it was their special boast for themselves that science and progress were the discovery of one people and that all other peoples had died in the dark. Their chief insults, to Christianity was actually their chief compliment to themselves. And there seemed to be a strange unfairness about all their relative insistence on the two things. When considering some pagan or agnostic, we were to remember that all men had one religion, when considering some mystic or spiritualist, we were only to consider what absurd religions some men had. We could trust the epics of epitetus, because ethics had never changed,
Starting point is 03:38:30 we must not trust the ethics of Boswit because ethics had changed. They changed in 200 years, but not in 2000. This began to be alarming. It looked not so much as if Christianity was bad enough to include any vices, but rather as if any stick was good enough to beat Christianity with. What again could this astonishing thing be like, which people were so anxious to contradict that in doing so they did not mind contradicting themselves.
Starting point is 03:39:02 I saw the same thing on every side. I can give no further space to this discussion of it in detail, but lest anyone supposes that I have unfairly selected three accidental cases, I will run briefly through a few others. Thus certain skeptics wrote that the great crime of Christianity had been its attack on the family. It had dragged women to the loneliness and contemplation of the cloister, away from their homes and their children.
Starting point is 03:39:31 But then other skeptics, as slightly more advanced, said that the great crime of Christianity was forcing the family and marriage upon us, that it doomed women to the drudgery of their homes and children, and forbade them loneliness and contemplation. The charge was actually reversed. Or again certain phrases in the epistles or the marriage service were said by the anti-Christians to show contempt for women's intellect. But I found that the anti-Christians themselves had contempt for women's intellect, for it was
Starting point is 03:40:04 their great sneer at the church on the continent that only women went to it. Or again Christianity was reproached with its naked and hungry habits, with its sackcloth and dried peas. But the next minute Christianity was being reproached with its pomp and its ritualism, its shrines of porphyry and its robes of gold. It was abused for being too plain and for being too colored. Again, Christianity had always been accused of restraining sexuality too much when Bradlaugh the Malthusian discovered that it restrained it too little.
Starting point is 03:40:42 It is often accused in the same breath of prim respectability and of religious extravagance. Between the covers of the same atheistic pamphlet, I have found the faith rebuked for its disjured. union. One thinks one thing one another, and rebuked also for its union. It is difference of opinion that prevents the world from going to the dogs. In the same conversation a freethinker, a friend of mine, blamed Christianity for despising Jews, and then despised it himself for being Jewish. I wish to be quite fair then, and I wish to be quite fair now, and I did not conclude that the attack on Christianity was all wrong, I only concluded that if Christianity was wrong, it was
Starting point is 03:41:30 very wrong indeed. Such hostile horrors might be combined in one thing, but that thing must be very strange and solitary. There are men who are misers and also spendthrifts, but they are rare. There are men sensual and also ascetic, but they are rare. But if this mass of mad contradictions really existed, quakerish and bloodthirsty, two gargous and two threadbare, austere, yet pandering preposterously to the lust of the eye, the enemy of women and their foolish refuge, a solemn pessimism and a silly optimist, if this evil existed, then there was in this evil something quite supreme and unique, for I found in my rationalist teachers no explanation of such exceptional corruption.
Starting point is 03:42:24 Christianity, theoretically speaking, was in their eyes only one of the ordinary myths and errors of mortals. They gave me no key to this twisted and unnatural badness. Such a paradox of evil rose to the stature of the supernatural. It was indeed almost as supernatural as the infallibility of the Pope. an historic institution which never went right, is really quite as much of a miracle as an institution that cannot go wrong. The only explanation which immediately occurred to my mind was that Christianity did not come from heaven but from hell. Really, if Jesus of Nazareth was not
Starting point is 03:43:05 Christ, he must have been Antichrist. And then in a quiet hour a strange thought struck me like a still thunderbolt. There had suddenly come into my mind another explanation. Suppose we heard an unknown man spoken of by many men. Suppose we were puzzled to hear that some men said he was too tall, and some too short. Some objected to his fatness. Some lamented his leanness. Some thought him too dark, and some too fair. One explanation, as has been already admitted, would be that he might be an odd shape. But there is another explanation. He might be the right shape.
Starting point is 03:43:50 Outrageously tall men might feel him short. Very short men might feel him to be tall. Old bucks who were growing stout might consider him insufficiently filled out. Old beau who were growing thin might feel that he expanded beyond the narrow lines of elegance. Perhaps Swedes, who have pale hair like tow, called him a dark man. man, while Negroes considered him distinctly blonde. Perhaps, in short, this extraordinary thing is really the ordinary thing, at least the
Starting point is 03:44:23 normal thing, the center. Perhaps, after all, it is Christianity that is sane and all its critics that are mad in various ways. I tested this idea by asking myself whether there was about any of the accusers anything morbid that might explain the accusation. I was startled to find that this key fitted a lock. For instance, it was certainly odd that the modern world charge Christianity at once with bodily austerity and with artistic pomp.
Starting point is 03:44:56 But then it was also odd, very odd, that the modern world itself combined extreme bodily luxury with an extreme absence of artistic pomp. The modern man thought Beckett's robes too rich and his meals too poor, but then the modern man was really exceptional in history no man before ever ate such elaborate dinners and such ugly clothes the modern man found the church too simple exactly where modern life is too complex he found the church too gorgeous exactly where modern life is too dingy the man who disliked the plain fasts and feasts was mad on entrees the man who disliked vestments wore a pair of preposterous trousers and surely if there was any insanity involved in the matter at all it was in the trousers not in the simply falling robe if there was any insanity at all it was in the extravagant entrees not in the bread and wine I went over all the cases, and I found the key fitted so far.
Starting point is 03:46:06 The fact that Swineburn was irritated at the unhappiness of Christians, and yet more irritated at their happiness, was easily explained. It was no longer a complication of diseases in Christianity, but a complication of diseases in Swineburn. The restraints of Christians saddened him simply because he was more hedonistic than a healthy man should be. The faith of Christians angered him, because he was more pessimistic than a healthy man should be. In the same way the Malthusians, by instinct, attacked Christianity,
Starting point is 03:46:40 not because there is anything especially anti-Malthusian about Christianity, but because there is something a little anti-human about Malthusianism. Nevertheless, it could not, I felt, be quite true that Christianity was merely sensible and stood in the middle. There was really an element in it of insuffianism. emphasis, and even frenzy, which had justified the secularists in their superficial criticism. It might be wise. I began to think more and more that it was wise, but it was not merely worldly wise. It was not merely temperate and respectable. Its fierce crusaders and meek saints might balance each other. Still the crusaders were very fierce, and the saints were very meek,
Starting point is 03:47:26 meek beyond all decency now it was just at this point of the speculation that i remembered my thoughts about the martyr and the suicide in that matter there had been this combination between two almost insane positions which yet somehow amounted to sanity there was just such another contradiction and this i had already found to be true this was exactly one of the paradoxes in which skeptics found to be true this was exactly one of the paradoxes in which skeptics found the creed wrong, and in this I had found it right. Madly as Christians might love the martyr or hate the suicide. They never felt these passions more madly than I had felt them long before I dreamed of Christianity. Then the most difficult and interesting part of the mental process opened, and I began to trace this idea darkly through all the enormous thoughts of our theology. The idea was that which I had outlined touching the optimist and the pessimist, that we want not an amalgam or compromise, but both things at the top of their energy,
Starting point is 03:48:35 love and wrath, both burning. Here I shall only trace it in relation to ethics. But I need not remind the reader that the idea of this combination is indeed central in Orthodox theology. For Orthodox theology has specially insisted that Christ was not a beast. apart from God and man like an elf, nor yet a being half human and half not like a centaur, but both things at once, and both things thoroughly. Very man and very God. Now let me trace this notion as I found it. All sane men can see that sanity is some kind of equilibrium, that one
Starting point is 03:49:15 may be mad and eat too much or mad and eat too little. Some moderns have indeed appeared, with vague versions of progress and evolution, which seeks to destroy the Mason, or balance of Aristotle. They seem to suggest that we are meant to starve progressively, or to go on eating larger and larger breakfasts every morning forever. But the great truism of the Mason remains for all-thinking men, and these people have not upset any balance except their own. But granted that we all have to keep a balance, the real interest comes in with the question of how that balance can be kept. That was the problem which paganism tried to solve. That was the problem which I think Christianity solved and solved in a very strange way. Paganism declared that virtue was in a balance.
Starting point is 03:50:10 Christianity declared it was in a conflict, the collision of two passions apparently opposite. Of course they were not really inconsistent, but they were such that it was hard to hold simultaneously. Let us follow for a moment the clue of the martyr and the suicide, and take the case of courage. No quality has ever so much addle the brains and tangle the definitions of merely rational sages. Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live, taking the form of a readiness to.
Starting point is 03:50:46 die. He that will lose his life, the same shall save it. Is not a piece of mysticism for saints and heroes? It is a piece of everyday advice for sailors and mountaineers. It might be printed in an alpine guide or a drill-book. This paradox is the whole principle of courage, even of quite earthly or quite brutal courage. A man caught off by the sea may save his life if he will risk it on the precipice. he can only get away from death by continually stepping within an inch of it a soldier surrounded by enemies if he is to cut his way out needs to combine a strong desire for a living with a strange carelessness about dying he must not merely cling to life for then he will be a coward and will not escape he must not merely wait for death for then he will be a suicide and will not escape he must seek his life in a spirit of furious indifference to it. He must desire life like water and yet drink death like wine.
Starting point is 03:51:52 No philosopher I fancy has ever expressed this romantic riddle with adequate lucidity, and I certainly have not done so. But Christianity has done more. It has marked the limits of it in the awful graves of the suicide and the hero, showing the distance between him who dies for the sake of living and him who dies for the sake of dying. And it has held up ever since above the European lances the banner of the mystery of chivalry, the Christian courage, which is a disdain of death, not the Chinese courage, which is a disdain of life. And now I began to find that this duplex passion was the Christian key to ethics everywhere. Everywhere the creed made a moderation out of the still crash of two impetuous emotions.
Starting point is 03:52:44 Take, for instance, the matter of modesty, of the balance between mere pride and mere prostration. The average pagan, like the average agnostic, would merely say that he was content with himself, but not insolently self-satisfied, that there were many better and many worse, that his desserts were limited, but he would see that he got them. In short, he would walk with his own. head in the air, but not necessarily with his nose in the air. This is a manly and rational position, but it is open to the objection we noted against the compromise between optimism and pessimism, the resignation of Matthew Arnold.
Starting point is 03:53:25 Being a mixture of two things, it is a dilution of two things. Neither is present in its full strength or contributes its full color. This proper pride does not lift the heart like the tongue of Trump. You cannot go clad in crimson and gold for this? On the other hand, this mild rationalist modesty does not cleanse the soul with fire and make it clear like crystal. It does not, like a strict and searching humility, make a man as a little child who consider the feet of the grass.
Starting point is 03:54:00 It does not make him look up and see marvels, for Alice must grow small if she is to be Alice in Wonderland. it loses both the poetry of being proud and the poetry of being humble. Christianity sought by this same strange expedient to save both of them. It separated the two ideas and then exaggerated them both. In one way man was to be haughtier than he had ever been before. In another way, he was to be humbler than he had ever been before. Insofar as I am man, I am the chief of creatures.
Starting point is 03:54:36 Insofar as I am a man, I am the chief of sinners. All humility that had meant pessimism, that had meant man taking a vague or mean view of his whole destiny, all that was to go. We were to hear no more the wail of Ecclesiastes that humanity had no preeminence over the brute, or the awful cry of Homer that man was only the saddest of all the beasts of the field. Man was a statue of God walking about the garden. Man had preeminence over all the brutes. Man was only sad because he was not a beast, but a broken God. The Greeks had spoken of men creeping on the earth as if clinging to it.
Starting point is 03:55:21 Now man was to tread on the earth as if to subdue it. Christianity thus held a thought of the dignity of man that could only be expressed in crowns rayed like the sun, and fans of peacock plumage. Yet at the same time, he could hold a thought about the abject smallness of man that could only be expressed in fasting and fantastic submission. In the gray ashes of St. Dominic
Starting point is 03:55:49 and the white snows of St. Bernard, when one came to think of one's self, there was vista and void enough for any amount of bleak abnegation and bitter truth. There, the realistic gentleman could let himself, go, as long as he let himself go at himself. There was an open playground for the happy pessimist. Let him say anything against himself short of blasphemy the original aim of his being. Let him call himself a fool, and even a damned fool, though that is Calvinistic.
Starting point is 03:56:22 But he must not say that fools are not worth saving. He must not say that a man, qua man, can be valueless. Here again in short, Christianity got over the difficulty of combining furious opposites by keeping them both and keeping them both furious. The church was positive on both points. One can hardly think too little of oneself. One can hardly think too much of one's soul. Take another case, the complicated question of charity, which some highly uncharitable idealists seem to think quite easy. Charity is a paradox like modesty and courage. Stated baldly, charity certainly means one of two things. Pardoning unpartonable
Starting point is 03:57:10 acts are loving unlovable people. But if we ask ourselves, as we did in the case of pride, what a sensible pagan would feel about such a subject, we shall probably be beginning at the bottom of it. A sensible pagan would say that there were some people one could forgive, and someone couldn't. A slave who stole wine could be laughed at, a slave who betrayed his benefactor could be killed, and cursed even after he was killed. Insofar as the act was pardonable, the man was pardonable. That again is rational and even refreshing, but it is a dilution. It leaves no place for a pure horror of injustice, such as that which is a great beauty in the innocent.
Starting point is 03:57:56 And it leaves no place for a mere tenderer. for men as men, such as in the whole fascination of the charitable. Christianity came in here as before. It came in startlingly with a sword and clove one thing from another. It divided the crime from the criminal. The criminal we must forgive unto seventy times seven. The crime we must not forgive at all. It was not enough that slaves who sold wine inspired partly anger and partly kindness.
Starting point is 03:58:29 We must be more angry with theft than before, and yet much kinder to thieves than before. There was room for wrath and love to run wild. And the more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild. Mental and emotional liberty are not so simple as they look. they require almost as careful a balance of laws and conditions as do social and political liberty. The ordinary aesthetic anarchist who sets out to feel everything freely gets nodded at last in
Starting point is 03:59:12 a paradox that prevents him from feeling at all. He breaks away from national prejudices and outside patriotism, but being outside patriotism he is outside Henry V. Such a literary man is simply outside all literature. He is more of a prisoner than any bigot. For if there is a wall between you and the world, it makes little difference whether you describe yourself as locked in or as locked out. What we want is not the universality that is outside all normal sentiments.
Starting point is 03:59:52 We want the universality that is inside all normal sentiments. it is all the difference between being free from them as a man is free from a prison and being free of them as a man is free of a city i am free from windsor castle that is i am not forcibly detained there but i am by no means free of that building how can a man be approximately free of fine emotions able to swing them in a clear space without breakage or wrong this was the accomplishment of the accomplishment of the this christian paradox of parallel passions granted the primary dogma of the war between divine and diabolic the revolt and ruin of the world their optimism and pessimism as pure poetry could be loosed like cataracts st francis in praising all good could be a more shouting optimist than walt whitman st jerome in denouncing all evil could paint the world blacker than schopenhauer both passions were free because both were kept in their places the optimist could pour out all the praise he liked on the gay music of the march the golden trumpets and the purple banners going into battle but he must not call the fight needless the pessimist might draw as darkly as he chose the sickening marches or the sanguine wounds but he must not call the fight hopeless so it was with all the other moral problems with pride with protest and with compassion by defining its main doctrine the church not only kept seemingly inconsistent things side by side but what was more allowed them to break out in a sort of artistic violence otherwise or not only kept seemingly inconsistent things side by side but what was more allowed them to break out in a sort of artistic violence otherwise
Starting point is 04:01:46 possible only to anarchists. Meekness grew more dramatic than madness. Historic Christianity rose into a high in strange couped a theater of morality, things that are to virtue with the crimes of Nero or to vice. The spirits of indignation and of charity took terrible and attractive forms, ranging from that monkish fierceness that scourged like a dog, the first and greatest of the planted genets, to the sublime pity. of St. Catherine, who, in the official shambles, kissed the bloody head of the criminal.
Starting point is 04:02:22 Poetry could be acted as well as composed. This heroic and monumental manner in ethics has entirely vanished with supernatural religion. They, being humble, could parade themselves, but we are too proud to be prominent. Our ethical teachers write responsibly for prison reform, but we are not likely to see Mr. Cadbury or any eminent philanthropist go into reading jail and embrace the strangled corpse before it is cast into the quick-lime. Our ethical teachers write mildly against the power of millionaires, but we are not likely to see Mr. Rockefeller, or any modern tyrant, publicly whipped in Westminster Abbey. Thus the double charges of the secularists, though throwing nothing but darkness and confusion,
Starting point is 04:03:10 on themselves, throw a real light on the faith. It is true that the historic church has at once emphasized celibacy and emphasized the family, has at once, if one may put it so, been fiercely for having children and fiercely for not having children. It has kept them side by side like two strong colors, red and white, like the red and white upon the shield of St. George. has always had a healthy hatred of pink. It hates that combination of two colors, which is the feeble expedient of the philosophers. It hates that evolution of black into white,
Starting point is 04:03:52 which is tantamount to a dirty gray. In fact, the whole theory of the Church on virginity might be symbolized in the statement that white is a color, not merely the absence of a color. All that I am urging here can be expressed by saying that Christianity sought in most of these cases, to keep two colors coexistent but pure. It is not a mixture like russet or purple. It is rather like a shot silk, for a shot silk is always at right angles, and is in the pattern of the cross. So it is also, of course, with the contradictory charges of the anti-Christians about submission and slaughter. It is true that the church told some men to fight and others not to fight. And it is true that those who fought were like thunderbolts, and those who did not
Starting point is 04:04:45 fight were like statues. All this simply means that the church preferred to use its supermen and to use its Tolstoyans. There must be some good in the life of battle, for so many good men have enjoyed being soldiers. There must be some good in the idea of non-resistance, for so many good men seemed to enjoy being Quakers. All that the church did, so far as that goes, was to prevent either of these good things from ousting the other. They existed side by side. The Tolstoyans, having all the scruples of monks, simply became monks. The Quakers became a club instead of becoming a sect. Monks said all that Tolstoy says, they poured out lucid lamentations about the cruelty of battles and the vanity of revenge.
Starting point is 04:05:36 But the Tolstoyans are not quite right enough to run the whole world, and in the ages of faith they were not allowed to run it. The world did not lose the last charge of Sir James Douglas, or the banner of Joan the maid. And sometimes this pure gentleness and this pure fierceness met and justified their juncture. The paradox of all the prophets was fulfilled, and, in the soul of St. Louis, the lion lay down with the lamb. But remember that this text is too
Starting point is 04:06:10 lightly interpreted. It is constantly assured, especially in our Tolstoyan tendencies, that when the lion lies down with the lamb, the lion becomes lamb-like. But that is brutal annexation and imperialism on the part of the lamb. That is simply the lamb absorbing the lion instead of the lion eating the lamb. The real problem is, can the lion lie down with the lamb and still retain his royal ferocity? That is the problem the church attempted. That is the miracle she achieved. This is what I have called guessing the hidden eccentricities of life. This is knowing that a man's heart is to the left and not in the middle. This is knowing not only that the earth is round, but knowing exactly where it is flat.
Starting point is 04:07:00 Christian doctrine detected the oddities of life. It not only discovered the law, but it foresaw the exceptions. Those underrate Christianity who say that it discovered mercy. Anyone might discover mercy. In fact, everyone did. But to discover a plan for being merciful and all so severe, that was to anticipate a strange need of human nature. For no one wants to be forgiven.
Starting point is 04:07:26 for a big sin as if it were a little one. Anyone might say that we should be neither quite miserable nor quite happy. But to find out how far one may be quite miserable, without making it impossible to be quite happy, that was a discovery in psychology. Anyone might say, neither swagger nor grovel, and it would have been a limit. But to say here you can swagger and there you can grovel, that was an emancipation. This was the big fact about Christian ethics, the discovery of the new balance. Paganism had been like a pillar of marble upright because proportioned with symmetry.
Starting point is 04:08:10 Christianity was like a huge and ragged and romantic rock, which, though it sways on its pedestal at a touch, yet, because its exaggerated excrescences exactly balance each other, is enthroned there for a thousand years. in a gothic cathedral the columns were all different but they were all necessary every support seemed an accidental and fantastic support every buttress was a flying buttress so in christendom apparent accidents balanced becket wore a hair shirt under his gold and crimson and there is much to be said for the combination for becket got the benefit of the hair shirt while the people in the street got the benefit of the crimson and gold It is at least better than the manner of the modern millionaire, who has the black and the drab outwardly for others and the gold next to his heart. But the balance was not always in one man's body as in Beckett's. The balance was often distributed over the whole body of Christendom.
Starting point is 04:09:16 Because a man prayed and fasted on the northern snows, flowers could be flung at his festival in the southern cities, and because fanatics drank water on the sands of Syria, men could still drink cider in the archards of England. This is what makes Christendom at once so much more perplexing and so much more interesting than the pagan empire. Just as the Amiens Cathedral is not better, but more interesting than the Parthenon. If anyone wants a modern proof of all this, let him consider the curious fact that, under Christianity, Europe while remaining a unity, has broken up into individual. individual nations. Patriotism is a perfect example of this deliberate balancing of one emphasis
Starting point is 04:10:03 against another emphasis. The instinct of the pagan empire would have said, you shall all be Roman citizens and grow alike. Let the German grow less slow and reverent, the Frenchman less experimental and swift. But the instinct of Christian Europe says, let the German remain slow and reverent, that the Frenchman may the more safely be swift and experimental. We will make an equipose out of these excesses. The absurdity called Germany shall correct the insanity called France. Last, and most important, it is exactly this which explains what is so inexplicable to all the modern critics of the history of Christianity.
Starting point is 04:10:48 I mean the monstrous wars about small points of theology, the earthquakes of emotion about a gesture or a word. It was only a matter of an inch, but an inch is everything when you are balancing. The church could not afford to swerve a hair's breath on some things if she was to continue her great and daring experiment of the irregular equilibrium. Once let one idea become less powerful, and some other idea would become too powerful. It was no flock of sheep, the Christian shepherd was leading, but a herd of bulls and tigers. of terrible ideals and devouring doctrines, each one of them strong enough to turn to a false
Starting point is 04:11:31 religion and lay waste the world. Remember that the church went in specifically for dangerous ideas. She was a lion-tamer. The idea of birth through a Holy Spirit, of the death of a divine being, of the forgiveness of sins, or the fulfillment of prophecies, or ideas which anyone can see, but a touch to turn them into something blasphemous or ferocious. The smallest link was let drop by the artificers of the Mediterranean, and the line of ancestral pessimism burst his chain in the forgotten forests of the north. Of these theological equalizations I have to speak afterwards. Here it is enough to notice that if some small mistake were made in doctrine, huge blunders
Starting point is 04:12:23 might be made in human happiness. A sentence phrased wrong, and the nature of symbolism would have broken all the best statues in Europe. A slip in the definitions might stop all the dances, might wither all the Christmas trees, or break all the Easter eggs. Doctrines had to be defined within strict limits, even in order that man might enjoy general human liberties. The church had to be careful, if only that the world might be careless.
Starting point is 04:12:53 This is the thrilling romance of orthodoxy. People have fallen into a foolish habit, while speaking of orthodoxy is something heavy, humdrum, and safe. There never was anything so perilous or so exciting as orthodoxy. It was sanity, and to be sane is more dramatic than to be mad. It was the equilibrium of a man behind madly rushing horses, seeming to stoop this way and dissuay that. yet in every attitude having the grace of statuary and the accuracy of arithmetic the church in its early years went fierce and fast with any war-horse yet it is utterly unhistoric to say that she merely went mad along one idea like a vulgar fanaticism
Starting point is 04:13:42 She swerved to the left and right so exactly as to avoid enormous obstacles. She left, on one hand, the huge bulk of Arianism, buttressed by all the worldly powers to make Christianity too worldly. The next instant she was swerving to avoid an Orientalism which would have made it too unworldly. The Orthodox Church never took the tame course or accepted the conventions. The Orthodox Church was never respectable. It would have been easier to have accepted the earthly power of the Aryans. It would have been easy in the Calvinistic 17th century to fall into the bottomless pit of predestination.
Starting point is 04:14:23 It is easy to be a madman. It is easy to be a heretic. It is always easy to let the age have its head. The difficult thing is to keep one's own. It is always easy to be a modernist, as it is easy to be a snob, to have fallen into any of those open traps of error and exaggeration which fashion after fashion and sect after sect set along the historic path of christendom That would indeed have been simple. It is always simple to fall.
Starting point is 04:14:56 There are an infinity of angles at which one falls, only one at which one stands. To have fallen into any one of the fads from gnosticism to Christian science would indeed have been obvious and tame, but to have avoided them all has been one whirling adventure. And in my vision the heavenly chariot flies thundering through the ages, the dull heresies sprawling and prostrate, the wild truth, reeling, but erect. End of Chapter 6. Chapter 7 of Orthodoxy by Gilbert K. Chesterton. This Libre-Vox recording is in the public domain, recording by Phil Schenever.
Starting point is 04:15:50 The Eternal Revolution The following propositions have been urged, first, that some faith in our life is required third, even to improve it. Second, that some dissatisfaction with things as they are is necessary even in order to be satisfied. Third, that to have this necessary content and necessary discontent, it is not sufficient to have the obvious equilibrium of the Stoic. For mere resignation has neither the gigantic levity of pleasure nor the superb intolerance
Starting point is 04:16:24 of pain. There is a vital objection to the advice merely to be able to. grin and bear it. The objection is that if you merely bear it, you do not grin. Greek heroes do not grin, but gargars do, because they are Christian. And when a Christian is pleased, he is, in the most exact sense, frightfully pleased. His pleasure is frightful. Christ prophesied the whole of Gothic architecture in that hour when nervous and respectable people, such people as now object to barrel organs, objected to the shouting of the gutter snipes of Jerusalem.
Starting point is 04:17:04 He said, if these were silent, the very stones would cry out. Under the impulse of his spirit arose like a clamorous chorus, the facades of the medieval cathedrals thronged with shouting faces and open mouths. The prophecy has fulfilled itself, the very stones cry out. If these things be conceded, though only for argument, we may take up where we left it the thread of the thought of the natural man, called by the Scotch, with regrettable familiarity, the old man. We can ask the next question so obviously in front of us.
Starting point is 04:17:44 Some satisfaction is needed even to make things better. But what do we mean by making things better? Most modern talk on this batter is a mere argument in a sense. circle, that circle which we have already made the symbol of madness and of mere rationalism. Evolution is only good if it produces good, good is only good if it helps evolution. The elephant stands on the tortoise, the tortoise on the elephant. Obviously it will not do to take our ideal from the principle in nature, for the simple reason that, except for some human or divine theory, there is no principle in nature. For instance,
Starting point is 04:18:27 the cheap anti-democrat of today will tell you solemnly that there is no equality in nature. He is right, but he does not see the logical addendum. There is no equality in nature. Also, there is no inequality in nature. Inequality, as much as equality, implies a standard of value. To read aristocracy into the anarchy of animals is just as sentimental as to read democracy into it. Both aristocracy and democracy are human ideals, the one saying that all men are valuable, the other that some men are more valuable. But nature does not say that cats are more valuable than mice. Nature makes no remark on the subject. She does not even say that the cat is enviable, are the mouse pitiable. We think the cat's superior because we have, or most of us have,
Starting point is 04:19:23 a particular philosophy to the effect that life is better than death. But if the mouse were a German pessimist mouse, he might not feel that the cat had beaten him at all. He might think he had beaten the cat by getting to the grave first, or he might feel that he had actually inflicted frightful punishment on the cat by keeping him alive. Just as a microbe might feel proud of spreading a pestilence, so the pessimistic mouse might exult to think that he was renewing in the cat the torture of conscious existence. It all depends on the philosophy of the mouse. You cannot even say that there is victory or superiority in nature, unless you have some doctrine
Starting point is 04:20:09 about what things are superior. You cannot even say that the cat scores unless there is a system. of scoring. You cannot even say that the cat gets the best of it, unless there is some best to be got. We cannot then get the ideal itself from nature, and as we follow here the first and natural speculation we will leave out for the present, the idea of getting it from God. We must have our own vision, but the attempts of most moderns to express it are highly vague. Some fall back simply on the clock. They talk as if mere passage through time brought some superiority,
Starting point is 04:20:51 so that even a man of the first mental caliber carelessly uses the phrase that human morality is never up to date. How can anything be up to date? A date has no character. How can one say that Christmas celebrations are not suitable to the 25th of a month? What the writer meant, of course, was that the majority is behind his favorite minority. or in front of it. Other vague modern people take refuge in material metaphors.
Starting point is 04:21:20 In fact, this is the chief mark of vague modern people. Not daring to define their doctrine of what is good, they use physical figures of speech without stint or shame, and what is worse of all, seem to think these cheap analogies are exquisitely spiritual and superior to the old morality. They think it intellectual to talk about things being high. It is at least the reverse of intellectual. It is a mere phrase from a steeple or a weathercock. Tommy was a good boy, is a pure philosophical statement worthy of Plato or Aquinas.
Starting point is 04:21:59 Tommy lived the higher life is a gross metaphor from a ten-foot rule. This, incidentally, is almost the whole weakness of Nietzsche, whom some are representing as a bold and strong thinker. No one will deny that he was a poetical and suggestive thinker, but he was quite the reverse of strong. He was not at all bold. He never put his own meaning before himself in bald, abstract words, as did Aristotle and Calvin, and even Karl Marx, the hard, fearless men of thought. Nietzsche always escaped a question by a physical metaphor, Like a cheery-minor poet, he said, beyond good and evil, because he had not the courage to say more good than good and evil, or more evil than good and evil.
Starting point is 04:22:51 Had he faced his thoughts without metaphors, he would have seen that it was nonsense. So when he describes his hero, he does not dare to say the purer man or the happier man, or the sadder man, for all these are ideas, and ideas. Are alarming. He says, The Upper Man or Overman, a physical metaphor from acrobats or alpine climbers. Nietzsche is truly a very timid thinker. He does not really know in the least what sort of man he wants evolution to produce. And if he does not know, certainly the ordinary evolutionists who talk about things being higher do not know either. Then again, some people fall back on sheer. submission and sitting still.
Starting point is 04:23:41 Nature is going to do something some day. Nobody knows what and nobody knows when. We have no reason for acting and no reason for not acting. If anything happens, it is right. If anything is prevented, it was wrong. Again, some people try to anticipate nature by doing something, by doing anything, because we may possibly grow wings they cut off their legs. Yet nature may be trying to make them centipedes for all they know.
Starting point is 04:24:12 Lastly, there is a fourth class of people who take whatever it is they happen to want and say that that is the ultimate aim of evolution. And these are the only sensible people. This is the only really healthy way with the word evolution to work for what you want and call that evolution. The only intelligible sense that progress or advance can have among men is that we have a definite vision, and that we wish to make the whole world like that vision. If you like to put it so, the essence of the doctrine is that what we have around us
Starting point is 04:24:49 is the mere method and preparation for something that we have to create. This is not a world, but rather the material for a world. God has given us not so much the colors of a picture as the colors of a palette, And he has also given us a subject, a model, a fixed vision. We must be clear about what we want to paint. This adds a further principle to our previous list of principles. We have said we must be fond of this world even in order to change it. We now add that we must be fond of another world, real or imaginary,
Starting point is 04:25:27 in order to have something to change it too. We need not debate about the mere words evolution or primacy. Progress, personally, I prefer to call it reform. For reform implies form. It implies that we are trying to shape the world in a particular image, to make it something that we see already in our minds. Evolution is a metaphor for a mere automatic unrolling. Progress is a metaphor from merely walking along a road, very likely the wrong road, but
Starting point is 04:26:01 reform is a metaphor for reasonable and determined men. it means that we see a certain thing out of shape and we mean to put it into shape and we know what shape now here comes in the whole collapse and huge blunder of our age we have mixed up two different things two opposite things progress should mean that we are always changing the world to suit the vision progress does mean just now that we are always changing the vision it should mean just now that we are always changing the vision it should mean that we are slow but sure in bringing justice and mercy among men. It does mean that we are very swift in doubting the desirability of justice and mercy. A while page from any Prussian sophist makes men doubt it. Progress should mean that we are always walking towards the New Jerusalem. It does mean that the New Jerusalem is always walking away from us. We are not altering the real to suit the ideal, we are altering the ideal. It is easier. Silly examples are always simpler. Let us suppose a man wanted a particular kind of world, say a blue world. He would have no cause
Starting point is 04:27:18 to complain of the slightness or swiftness of his task. He might toil for a long time at the transformation. He could work away in every sense until all was blue. He could have heroic adventures, the pudding of the last touches to a blue tiger. He could have fairy dreams, the dawn of a blue moon. But if he worked hard, that high-minded reformer would certainly, from his own point of view, leave the world better and bluer than he found it. If he altered a blade of grass to his favorite color every day, he would get on slowly. But if he altered his favorite color every day, he would not get on at all. If, after reading a fresh philosopher, he started to paint everything red or yellow, his work would be thrown away, there would be nothing to show except a few blue
Starting point is 04:28:13 tigers walking about specimens of his early bad manner. This is exactly the position of the average modern thinker. It will be said that this is avowedly a preposterous example, but it is literally the fact of recent history. The great and grave changes in our political civilization all belonged to the early 19th century, not to the latter. They belonged to the black and white epoch, when men believed fixedly in Toryism, in Protestantism, in Calvinism, in reform, and not unfrequently in revolution.
Starting point is 04:28:49 And whatever each man believed in, he hammered at steadily without skepticism, and there was a time when the established church might have fallen, as the House of Lords nearly fell. It was because radicals were wise enough to be constant and consistent. It was because radicals were wise enough to be conservative. But in the existing atmosphere there is not enough time and tradition in radicalism to pull anything down. There is a great deal of truth in Lord Hugh Cecil's suggestion.
Starting point is 04:29:21 made in a fine speech, that the era of change is over, and that ours is an era of conservation and repose. But probably it would pain Lord Hugh Cecil, if he realized what is certainly the case, that ours is only an age of conservation because it is an age of complete unbelief. Let beliefs fade fast and frequently, if you wish institutions to remain the same. the more the life of the mind is unhinged, the more the machinery of matter will be left to itself. The net result of all our political suggestions, collectivism, Tolstoyism, neo-futalism, communism, anarchy, scientific bureaucracy, the plain fruit of all of them is that the monarch and the House of Lards will remain.
Starting point is 04:30:13 The net result of all the new religions will be that the Church of England will not, for in heaven knows how long be disestablished. It was Karl Marx, Nietzsche, Tolstoy, Cunningham, Graham, and Oberon Herbert, who between them with bowed gigantic backs bore up the throne of the Archbishop of Canterbury. We may say broadly that free thought is the best of all the safeguards against freedom. Managed in a modern style, the emancipation of the slave's mind is the best of the best, way of preventing the emancipation of the slave. Teach him to worry about whether he wants to be free, and he will not free himself. Again, it may be said that this instance is remote and extreme,
Starting point is 04:31:00 but again, it is exactly true of the men in the streets around us. It is true that the Negro slave, being a debased barbarian, will probably have either a human affection of loyalty or a human affection for liberty. But the man we see every day, the way we see every day, the in Mr. Grandgrind's factory, the little clerk in Mr. Grandgrind's office, he is too mentally worried to believe in freedom. He is kept quiet with revolutionary literature. He is calmed and kept in his place by a constant succession of wild philosophies. He is a Marxian one day, a Nietzscheite the next day, a Superman probably the next day, and a slave every day. The only thing that remains after all the philosophies is the factory. The only man who gains by all the philosophies
Starting point is 04:31:52 is Grandgrind. It would be worth his wild to keep his commercial helitry supplied with skeptical literature. And now I come to think of it, of course, Grandgrind is famous for giving libraries. He shows his sense. All modern books are on his side. As long as the vision of heaven is always changing, the vision of earth will be exacted. exactly the same. No ideal will remain long enough to be realized, or even partly realized. The modern young man will never change his environment, for he will always change his mind. This, therefore, is our first requirement about the ideal towards which progress is directed. It must be fixed. Whistler used to make many rapid studies of a sitter. It did not matter
Starting point is 04:32:42 if he tore up twenty portraits, but it would matter if he looked up twenty times, and each time saw a new person sitting placidly for his portrait. So it does not matter, comparatively speaking, how often humanity fails to imitate its ideal, for then all its old failures are fruitful. But it does frightfully matter how often humanity changes its ideal, for then all its old failures are fruitless. The question therefore becomes this. How can we keep the artist discontented with his pictures, while preventing him from being vitally discontented with his art. How can we make a man always dissatisfied with his work, yet always satisfied with working?
Starting point is 04:33:27 How can we make sure that the portrait painter will throw the portrait out the window instead of taking the natural and more human course of throwing the sitter out of the window? A strict rule is not only necessary for ruling, it is also necessary for rebelling. This fixed and familiar ideal is necessary to any sort of revolution. Man will sometimes act slowly upon new ideas, but he will only act swiftly upon old ideas. If I am merely to float or fade or evolve, it may be towards something anarchic. But if I am to riot, it must be for something respectable. This is the whole weakness of certain schools of progress and moral evolution.
Starting point is 04:34:12 They suggest that there has been a slow movement towards morality, with an imperceptible ethical change in every year or at every instant. There is only one great disadvantage to this theory. It talks of a slow movement towards justice, but it does not permit a swift movement. A man is not allowed to leap up and declare a certain state of things to be intrinsically intolerable. To make the matter clear, it is better to take a specific example. For example, certain of the idealistic vegetarians, such as Mr. Salt, say that the time has now come for eating no meat.
Starting point is 04:34:52 By implication they assume that at one time it was right to eat meat, and they suggest, in words that could be quoted, that some day it may be wrong to eat milk and eggs. I do not discuss here the question of what is justice to animals. I only say that whatever is justice ought under given conditions to be prompt justice. If an animal is wronged, we ought to be able to rush to his rescue. But how can we rush if we are perhaps in advance of our time? How can we rush to catch a train which may not arrive for a few centuries? How can I denounce a man for skinny cats? If he is only now what I may possibly become in drinking a glass of milk? A splendid and insane
Starting point is 04:35:37 Russian sect ran about taking all the cattle out of the carts. How can I pluck up courage to take the horse out of my handsome cab, when I do not know whether my evolutionary watch is only a little fast, or the cabman's a little slow?" Suppose I say to a sweater, slavery suited one stage of evolution, and suppose he answers, and sweating suits this stage of evolution? How can I answer if there is no eternal test? If sweaters can be behind the current morality, why should not philanthropists be in front of it. What on earth is the current morality except, in its literal sense, the morality that
Starting point is 04:36:18 is always running away? Thus we may say that a permanent ideal is as necessary to the innovator as to the conservative. It is necessary whether we wish the king's orders to be promptly executed, or whether we only wish the king to be promptly executed. The guillotine has many sins, but to do it justice, there is nothing evolutionary about it. The favorite evolutionary argument finds its best answer in the axe. The evolutionist says, where do you draw the line? The revolutionist answers, I draw it here, exactly between your head and your body. There must, at any given moment, be an abstract right and wrong if any blow is to be struck.
Starting point is 04:37:04 There must be something eternal, if there is to be anything. sudden. Therefore, for all intelligible human purposes, for altering things or for keeping things as they are, for founding a system forever as in China, or for altering it every month as in the early French Revolution, it is equally necessary that the vision should be a fixed vision. This is our first requirement. When I had written this down, I felt once again the presence of something else in the discussion. as a man hears a church bell above the sound of the street. Something seemed to be saying,
Starting point is 04:37:44 My ideal at least, is fixed, for it was fixed before the foundations of the world. My vision of perfection assuredly cannot be altered, for it is called Eden. You may alter the place to which you are going, but you cannot alter the place from which you have come. To the Orthodox, there must always be a case for revolution. For in the hearts of men God has been put under the feet of Satan.
Starting point is 04:38:12 In the upper world, hell once rebelled against heaven, but in this world heaven is rebelling against hell. For the Orthodox there can always be a revolution, for a revolution is a restoration. At any instant you may strike a blow for the perfection which no man has seen since Adam. No unchanging custom, no changing evolution can make the original good anything but good. Man may have had concubines as long as cows have had horns. Still they are not a part of him if they are sinful. Men may have been under oppression ever since fish were
Starting point is 04:38:51 underwater. Still they ought not to be if oppression is sinful. The chain may seem as natural to the slave or the paint to the harlot, as does the plume to the bird or the burrow to the fox. still they are not, if they are sinful. I lift my prehistoric legend to defy all your history. Your vision is not merely a fixture, it is a fact. I paused to note the new coincidence of Christianity, but I passed on. I passed on to the next necessity of any ideal of progress. Some people, as we have said, seem to believe in an automatic and impersonal progress
Starting point is 04:39:34 in the nature of things. But it is clear that no political activity can be encouraged by saying that progress is natural and inevitable. There is not a reason for being active, but rather a reason for being lazy. If we are bound to improve, we need not trouble to improve. The pure doctrine of progress is the best of all reasons for not being a progressive. But it is to none of these obvious comments that I have to do not. wish primarily to call attention. The only arresting point is this, that if we suppose
Starting point is 04:40:10 improvement to be natural, it must be fairly simple. The world might conceivably be working towards one consummation, but hardly towards any particular arrangement of many qualities. To take our original simile, nature by herself may be growing more blue, that is, a process so simple that it might be impersonal, but nature cannot be making a careful picture made of many picked colors unless nature is personal. If the end of the world were mere darkness or mere light, it might come as slowly and inevitably as dusk or dawn. But if the end of the world is to be a piece of elaborate and artistic chariocuro, then there must be design in it, either human or divine. The world, through mere time, might grow black like an old picture or white
Starting point is 04:41:05 like an old coat, but if it is turned into a particular piece of black and white art, then there is an artist. If the distinction be not evident, I give an ordinary instance. We constantly hear a particularly cosmic creed from the modern humanitarians. I use the word humanitarian in the ordinary sense, as meaning one who upholds the claims of all creatures against those of humanity. They suggest that through the ages we have been growing more and more humane, that is to say that one after another groups or sections of beings, slaves, children, women, cows, or whatnot, have been gradually admitted to mercy or to justice.
Starting point is 04:41:53 They say that we once thought it right to eat men, we didn't, but I am not here concerned with their history, which is highly unhistorical. As a fact, anthropophagy is certainly a decadent thing, not a primitive one. It is much more likely that modern men will eat human flesh out of affectation than that primitive men ever ate it out of ignorance. I am here only following the outlines of their argument, which consists in maintaining that man has been progressively more lenient, first to citizens, then to slaves, then to animals, and then presumably to plants.
Starting point is 04:42:32 I think it wrong to sit on a man. Soon I shall think it wrong to sit on a horse. Eventually, I suppose, I shall think it wrong to sit on a chair. That is the drive of the argument. And for this argument it can be said that it is possible to talk of it in terms of evolution or inevitable progress. A perpetual tendency to touch fewer and fewer things might, one feels, be a mere brute unconscious tendency, like that of a species to produce fewer and fewer children.
Starting point is 04:43:06 This drift may be really evolutionary, because it is stupid. Darwinism can be used to back up two mad moralities, but it cannot be used to back up a single sane one. The kinship and competition of all living creatures can be used as a reason for being insanely cruel or insanely sentimental, but not for a healthy love of animals. On the evolutionary basis you may be inhumane or you may be absurdly humane, but you cannot be human. That you and a tiger are one may be a reason for being tender to a tiger, or it may be a reason
Starting point is 04:43:49 for being as cruel as the tiger. It is one way to train the tiger to imitate you. It is a shorter way to imitate the tiger. But in neither case does evolution tell you how to treat a tiger reasonably, that is, to admire his stripes while avoiding his claws. If you want to treat a tiger reasonably, you must go back to the Garden of Eden, for the obstinate reminder continued to recur. only the supernatural has taken a sane view of nature. The essence of all pantheism, evolutionism, and modern cosmic religion is really in this proposition that nature is our mother. Unfortunately, if you regard nature as a mother, you discover that she is a stepmother.
Starting point is 04:44:37 The main point of Christianity was this, that nature is not our mother. Nature is our sister. We can be proud of her beauty since we have to be. have the same father, but she has no authority over us. We have to admire, but not to imitate. This gives to the typically Christian pleasure in this earth a strange touch of lightness that is almost frivolity. Nature was a solemn mother to the worshippers of Isis and Sibbelene. Nature was a solemn mother to Wordsworth, or to Emerson. But nature is not solemn to Francis of Assisi, or to George Herbert. To St. Francis.
Starting point is 04:45:16 nature is a sister, and even a younger sister, a little dancing sister, to be laughed at as well as loved. This, however, is hardly our main point at present. I have admitted it only in order to show how constantly, and as it were accidentally, the key would fit the smallest doors. Our main point is here that if there be a mere trend of impersonal improvement in nature, it must presumably be a simple trend towards some simple triumph. One can imagine that some automatic tendency in biology might work for giving us longer and longer noses. But the question is, do we want to have longer and longer noses?
Starting point is 04:46:00 I fancy not. I believe that we most of us want to say to our noses, thus far and no farther, and here shall thy proud point be stayed. We require a nose of such length as may ensure an interesting thing. face. But we cannot imagine a mere biological trend towards producing interesting faces, because an interesting face is one particular arrangement of eyes, nose, and mouth in a most complex relation to each other. Proportion cannot be a drift. It is either an accident or a design. So with the ideal of human morality and its relation to the humanitarian and anti-humanitarians,
Starting point is 04:46:43 It is conceivable that we are going more and more to keep our hands off things, not to drive horses, not to pick flowers. We may eventually be bound not to disturb a man's mind even by argument, not to disturb the sleep of birds even by coughing. The ultimate apotheosis would appear to be that of a man sitting quite still, not daring to stir for fear of disturbing a fly, nor to eat for fear of fear of disturbing a fly, nor to eat for of incommoding a microbe. To so crude a consummation as that, we might perhaps unconsciously drift. But do we want so crude a consummation? Similarly, we might unconsciously evolve along the opposite
Starting point is 04:47:29 or Nietzschean line of development, Superman crushing Superman in one tower of tyrants, until the universe is smashed up for fun. But do we want the universe smashed up for fun? Is it not quite clear, that what we really hope for is one particular management and proposition of these two things. A certain amount of restraint and respect, a certain amount of energy and mastery. If our life is ever really as beautiful as a fairy tale, we shall have to remember that all the beauty of a fairy tale lies in this, that the prince has a wonder which just stops short of being fear.
Starting point is 04:48:11 If he is afraid of the giant, there is an end of him. But also if he is not astonished at the giant, there is an end of the fairy tale. The whole point depends upon his being at once humble enough to wonder and haughty enough to defy. So our attitude to the giant of the world must not merely be increasing delicacy or increasing contempt. It must be one particular proportion of the two which is exactly. right. We must have in us enough reverence for all things outside us to make us tread fearfully on the grass. We must also have enough disdain for all things outside us to make us on due occasion spit at the stars. Yet these two things, if we are to be good and happy, must be
Starting point is 04:49:03 combined, not in any combination, but in one particular combination. The perfect happiness of men on the earth, if it ever comes, will not be a flat and solid thing, like the satisfaction of animals. It will be an exact and perilous balance, like that of a desperate romance. Man must have just enough faith in himself to have real adventures, and just enough doubt of himself to enjoy them. This, then, is our second requirement for the ideal of progress. First, it must be fixed. Second, it must be composite.
Starting point is 04:49:43 It must not, if it is to satisfy our souls, be the mere victory of some one thing, swallowing up everything else, love or pride or peace or adventure. It must be a definite picture composed of these elements in their best proportion and relation. I am not concerned at this moment to deny that some such good culmination may be by the constitution of things reserved for the human race. I only point out that if this composite happiness is fixed for us, it must be fixed by some mind, for only a mind can place the exact proportions of a composite happiness. If the beatification of the world is a mere work of nature, then it must
Starting point is 04:50:30 be as simple as the freezing of the world or the burning up of the world, but if the beautification of the world is not a work of nature but a work of art, then it involves an artist. And here again, my contemplation was cloven by the ancient voice which said, I could have told you all this a long time ago. If there is any certain progress, it can only be my kind of progress, the progress towards a complete city of virtues and dominations where righteousness and peace contrive to kiss each other. An impersonal force, might be leading you to a wilderness of perfect flatness or a peak of perfect height. But only a personal God can possibly be leading you, if indeed you are being led, to a city
Starting point is 04:51:18 with just streets and architectural proportions, a city in which each of you can contribute exactly the right amount of your own color to the many-colored coat of Joseph. Twice again, therefore, Christianity had come in with the exact answer that I required. I had said, the ideal must be fixed. And the church had answered, mine is literally fixed, for it existed before anything else. I said secondly, it must be artistically combined like a picture. And the church answered, mine is quite literally a picture, for I know who painted it. Then I went on to the third thing, which, as it seemed to me, was needed for an utopian or goal of progress. And of all the three, it is infinitely the hardest to express. Perhaps it might be put thus,
Starting point is 04:52:12 that we need watchfulness even in utopia lest we fall from utopia as we fell from Eden. We have remarked that one reason offered for being a progressive is that things naturally tend to grow better. But the only real reason for being a progressive is that things naturally tend to grow worse. The corruption in things is not only the best argument for being progressive, yet it is also the only argument against being conservative. The conservative theory would really be quite sweeping and unanswerable if it were not for this one fact. But all conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone, you leave them as they are, but you do not. If you leave a thing alone, you leave it to a torrent of change.
Starting point is 04:53:04 If you leave a white post alone, it will soon be a black post. If you particularly want it to be white, you must be always painting it again. That is, you must be always having a revolution. Briefly, if you want the old white post, you must have a new white post. But this, which is true even of inanimate things, is in a quite special and terrible sense, true of all human things. An almost unnatural vigilance is really required of the citizen because of the horrible rapidity with which human institutions grow old. It is the custom in passing romance and journalism to talk of men suffering under old tyrannies. But in fact, men have almost
Starting point is 04:53:52 always suffered under new tyrannies, under tyrannies that had been public liberties hardly 20 years, years before. Thus England went mad with joy over the patriotic monarchy of Elizabeth, and then, almost immediately afterwards, went mad with rage at the trap of the tyranny of Charles I. So again in France the monarchy became intolerable, not just after it had been tolerated, but just after it had been adored. The son of Louis the well-beloved was Louis the guillotine. So in the same way in England in the 19th century, the radical manufacturer was entirely
Starting point is 04:54:34 trusted as a mere tribute of the people. Until suddenly we heard the cry of the socialist that he was a tyrant eating the people like bread, so again we have almost up to the last instant trusted the newspapers as organs of public opinion. Just recently some of us have seen, not slowly but with a start, that they are obviously obviously nothing of the kind. They are, by the nature of the case, the hobbies of a few rich men. We have not any need to rebel against antiquity. We have to rebel against novelty. It is the new rulers, the capitalist, or the editor, who really hold up the modern world. There is no fear
Starting point is 04:55:20 that a modern king will attempt to override the Constitution. It is more likely that he will ignore the Constitution and work behind its back. He will take no advantage of his kingly power. It is more likely that he will take advantage of his kingly powerlessness of the fact that he is free from criticism and publicity, for the king is the most private person of our time. It will not be necessary for anyone to fight again against the proposal of a censorship of the press. We do not need a censorship of the press. We have a censorship. We have a censor. censorship by the press. This startling swiftness with which popular systems turn oppressive is the third fact for which we shall ask our perfect theory of progress to allow. It must
Starting point is 04:56:09 always be on the lookout for every privilege being abused, for every working right becoming a wrong. In this manner, I am entirely on the side of the revolutionists. They are nearly right to be always suspecting human institutions. They are right not to put their trust in princes, nor in any child of man. The chieftain chosen to be the friend of the people, becomes the enemy of the people. The newspaper started to tell the truth, now exists, to prevent the truth being told. Here I say I felt that I was really at last on the side of the revolutionary, and then I caught my breath again, for I remembered that I was once again on the side of the orthodox.
Starting point is 04:56:56 Christianity spoke again and said, I have always maintained that men were naturally backsliders, that human virtue tended of its own nature to rust or to rot. I have always said that human beings, as such, go wrong, especially happy human beings, especially proud and prosperous human beings. This eternal revolution, this suspicion sustained through centuries, you, being a vague modern, call the doctrine of progress.
Starting point is 04:57:28 If you were a philosopher, you would call it as I do the doctrine of original sin. You may call it the cosmic advance as much as you like. I call it what it is the fall. I have spoken of orthodoxy coming in like a sword. Here I confess it came in like a battle axe, for really when I came to think of it, Christianity is the only thing left that has any real right to question the power of the well-nurtured or the well-bred. I have listened often enough to socialists or even to Democrats, saying that the physical conditions of the poor must of necessity make them mentally and morally degraded.
Starting point is 04:58:11 I have listened to scientific men, and there are still scientific men not opposed to democracy, saying that if we give the poor healthier conditions, vice and wrong will disappear. I have listened to them with a horrible attention, with a hideous fascination, for it was like watching a man energetically sawing from the tree the branch he is sitting on. If these happy Democrats could prove their case, they would strike democracy dead. If the poor are thus utterly demoralized, it may or may not be practical. to raise them. But it is certainly quite practical to disfranchise them. If the man with a bad bedroom cannot give a good vote, then the first and swiftest deduction is that he shall give no vote.
Starting point is 04:59:01 The governing class may not unreasonably say. It may take us some time to reform his bedroom, but if he is the brute you say it will take him very little time to ruin our country. Therefore, we will take your hint and not give him the chance. It fills me with horrible amusement to observe the way in which the earnest socialist industriously lays the foundation of all aristocracy, expatiating blandly upon the evident unfitness of the poor to rule. It is like listening to somebody at an evening party, apologizing for entering without evening dress, and explaining that he had recently been intoxicated and had a personal
Starting point is 04:59:45 habit of taking off his clothes in the street, and had moreover only just changed from prison uniform. At any moment, one feels the host might say that really, if it was as bad as that, he need not come in at all. So it is when the ordinary socialist, with a beaming face, proves that the poor after their smashing experiences cannot be really trustworthy. At any moment the rich may say, Very well then, we won't trust them, and bang the door in his face. On the basis of Mr. Blatchford's view of heredity and environment, the case for the aristocracy is quite overwhelming.
Starting point is 05:00:27 If clean homes and clean air make clean souls, why not give the power, for the present at any rate, to those who undoubtedly have the clean air? If better conditions will make the poor more fit to God. govern themselves, why should not better conditions already make the rich more fit to govern them? On the ordinary environment argument, the matter is fairly manifest. The comfortable class must be merely our vanguard in Utopia. Is there any answer to the proposition that those who have had the best opportunities
Starting point is 05:01:04 will probably be our best guides? Is there any answer to the argument that those who have breathed the opportunity that those who have breathed clean air, had better decide for those who have breathed foul? As far as I know, there is only one answer, and that answer is Christianity. Only the Christian Church can offer any rational objection to a complete confidence in the rich, for she has maintained from the beginning that the danger was not in man's environment, but in man. Further, she has maintained that if we come to talk of a dangerous environment, the most dangerous
Starting point is 05:01:40 environment of all is the commodious environment. I know that the most modern manufacturer has been really occupied in trying to produce an abnormally large needle. I know that the most recent biologists have been chiefly anxious to discover a very small camel, But if we diminish the camel to his smallest or open the eye of the needle to its largest, if, in short, we assume the words of Christ to have meant the very least that they could mean, his words must at the very least mean this, that rich men are not very likely to be morally trustworthy. Christianity, even when watered down, is hot enough to boil all modern society to rag.
Starting point is 05:02:30 The mere minimum of the church would be a deadly ultimatum to the world. For the whole modern world is absolutely based on the assumption, not that the rich are necessary, which is tenable, but that the rich are trustworthy, which for a Christian is not tenable. You will hear everlastingly in all discussions about newspapers, companies, aristocracies, or party politics, this argument that the rich man can, cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed. He has been bribed already.
Starting point is 05:03:09 That is why he is a rich man. The whole case for Christianity is that a man who is dependent upon the luxuries of this life is a corrupt man, spiritually corrupt, politically corrupt, politically corrupt, financially corrupt. There is one thing that Christ and all the Christian saints have said with a sort of savage monotony. They have said simply that to be rich is to be in peculiar danger of moral wreck. It is not demonstrably unchristian to kill the rich as violators of definable justice. It is not demonstrably unchristian to crown the rich as convenient rulers of society. It is not certainly unchristian to rebel against the rich or to submit to the rich.
Starting point is 05:03:55 but it is quite certainly unchristian to trust the rich. To regard the rich is more morally safe than the poor. A Christian may consistently say, I respect that man's rank although he takes bribes. But a Christian cannot say, as all modern men are saying at lunch and breakfast, a man of that rank would not take bribes. For it is a part of Christian dogma that any man in any rank may take, take bribes. It is a part of Christian dogma. It also happens by a curious coincidence
Starting point is 05:04:31 that it is a part of obvious human history. When people say that a man in that position would be incorruptible, there is no need to bring Christianity into the discussion. Was Lord Bacon a bootblack? Was the Duke of Marlborough a crossing sweeper? In the best utopia, I must be prepared for the moral fall of any man in any position at any time. any moment, especially from my fall, from my position, at this moment." Much vague and sentimental journalism has been poured out to the effect that Christianity is akin to democracy, and most of it is scarcely strong or clear enough, to refute the fact that the two things have often quarreled.
Starting point is 05:05:16 The real ground upon which Christianity and democracy are one is very much deeper. The one specially and peculiarly unchristian idea is the idea of Corlyle, the idea that the man should rule who feels that he can rule. Whatever else is Christian, that is heathen. If our faith comments on government at all, its comments must be this, that the man should rule who does not think that he can rule. Corlyle's hero may say I will be king, but the Christian saint must say, Nolo Episcopari. If the great paradox of Christianity means anything, it means this,
Starting point is 05:06:00 that we must take the crown in our hands and go hunting in dry places and dark corners of the earth, until we find the one man who feels himself unfit to wear it. Corlisle was quite wrong. We have not got to crown the exceptional man who knows he can rule. Rather, we must crown the much more exceptional man who knows he can't. Now, this is one of the two or three vital defenses of working democracy. The mere machinery of voting is not democracy, though at present it is not easy to affect any simpler democratic method. But even the machinery of voting is profoundly Christian in this practical sense that it is an
Starting point is 05:06:46 attempt to get at the opinion of those who would be too modest to offer it. It is a mystical adventure. It is specially trusting those who do not trust themselves. That enigma is strictly peculiar to Christendom. There is nothing really humble about the abnegation of the Buddhist. The mild Hindu is mild, but he is not meek. But there is something psychologically Christian about the idea of seeking for the opinion of the obscure, rather than taking the obvious course of accepting the opinion of the prominent.
Starting point is 05:07:21 To say that voting is particularly Christian may seem somewhat curious. To say that canvassing is Christian may seem quite crazy, but canvassing is very Christian in its primary idea. It is encouraging the humble. It is saying to the modest man, friend, go up higher. Or if there is some slight defecting, canvassing. That is in its perfect and rounded piety. It is only because it may possibly neglect to encourage the modesty of the canvasser. Aristocracy is not an institution. Aristocracy is a sin, generally a very venial one. It is merely the drift or slide of men into a sort of natural pomposity and praise of the powerful, which is the most easy and obvious affair in the world. It is one of the hundred answers to the fugitive perversion of modern force that the promptest
Starting point is 05:08:20 and boldest agencies are also the most fragile or full of sensibility. The swiftest things are the softest things. A bird is active because a bird is soft. A stone is helpless because a stone is hard. The stone must, by its own nature, go downwards because hardness is weakness. The bird can of its nature go upwards because fragility is force. In perfect force, there is a kind of frivolity, an airiness that can maintain itself in the air. Modern investigators of miraculous history have solemnly admitted that a characteristic of the
Starting point is 05:09:00 great saints is their power of levitation. They might go further. A characteristics of the great saints is their power of levity. Angels can fly because they can take themselves lightly. This has been always the instinct of Christendom, and especially the instinct of Christian art. Remember how Fra Angelico represented all his angels, not only as birds but almost as butterflies. Remember how the most earnest medieval art was full of light and fluttering draperies, of quick and capering feet? It was the one thing that the modern pre-Raphaelites could not imitate in the real pre-Raphaelites.
Starting point is 05:09:45 Burned Jones could never recover the deep levity of the Middle Ages. In the old Christian pictures the sky over every figure is like a blue or gold parachute. Every figure seems ready to fly up and float about in the heavens. The tattered cloak of the beggar will bear him up like the rayed plumes of the angels. But the kings, in their heavy gold and the proud in their robes of purple, will all of their nature sink downwards, for pride cannot rise to levity or levitation. Pride is the downward drag of all things into an easy solemnity. One settles down into a sort of selfish seriousness, but one has to rise to a gay self-forgetfulness.
Starting point is 05:10:35 A man falls into a brown study. He reaches up at a blue sky. Seriousness is not a virtue. It would be a heresy, but a much more sensible heresy, to say that seriousness is a vice. It is really a natural trend or lapse into taking oneself gravely because it is the easiest thing to do. It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in punch. For solemnity flows out of men naturally, but laughter is a leap.
Starting point is 05:11:10 It is easy to be heavy, hard to be light. Satan fell by the force of gravity. Now, it is the peculiar honor of Europe since it has been Christian, that while it has had aristocracy, it has always at the back of its heart treated aristocracy as a weakness. Generally as a weakness that must be allowed for. If anyone wishes to appreciate this point, let him go outside Christianity into some other philosophical atmosphere.
Starting point is 05:11:43 Let him, for instance, compare the classes of Europe with the castes of India. There, aristocracy is far more awful because it is far more intellectual. It is seriously felt that the scales of classes is a scale of spiritual values, that the baker is better than the butcher in an enantiacial. invisible and sacred sense. But no Christianity, not even the most ignorant or perverse, ever suggested that a baronet was better than a butcher, in that sacred sense. No Christianity, however ignorant or extravagant, ever suggested that a duke would not be damned. In pagan society there may have been, I do not know, some such serious division between the free man and the slave,
Starting point is 05:12:32 but in Christian society we have always thought the gentleman a sort of joke, although I admit that in some great crusades and councils he earned the right to be called a practical joke. But we in Europe never really, and at the root of our souls, took aristocracy seriously. It is only an occasional non-European alien, such as Dr. Oscar Levy, the only intelligent Nietzscheite, who can even manage for a moment to take. aristocracy seriously. It may be a mere patriotic bias, though I do not think so, but it seems to me that the English aristocracy is not only the type but is the crown and flower of all actual aristocracies. It has all the oligarchical virtues as well as all the defects. It is casual,
Starting point is 05:13:24 it is kind, it is courageous and obvious matters, but it has one great merit that overlaps even these. The great and very obvious merit of the English aristocracy is that nobody could possibly take it seriously. In short, I had spelled out slowly as usual the need for an equal law in utopia, and as usual I found that Christianity had been there before me. The whole history of my utopia has the same amusing sadness. I was always rushing out of my architecture. I was always rushing out of my architectural study with plans for a new torrent, only to find it sitting up there in the sunlight, shining and a thousand years old. For me, in the ancient and partly in the modern sense, God answered the prayer, prevent us, O Lord, in all our doings. Without vanity, I really think
Starting point is 05:14:19 there was a moment when I could have invented the marriage vow as an institution out of my own head. But I discovered, with a sigh, that it had been invented already. But since it would be too long a business to show how, fact by fact, and inch by inch, my own conception of Utopia was only answered in the New Jerusalem, I will take this one case of the matter of marriage as indicating the converging drift. I may say the converging crash of all the rest. When the ordinary opponents of socialism talk about impossibilities and alterations in human nature, they always miss an important distinction. In modern ideal conceptions of society, there are some desires that are possibly not attainable,
Starting point is 05:15:11 but there are some desires that are not desirable. That all men should live in equally beautiful houses is a dream that may or may not be attained, but that all men should live in the same beautiful house is not a dream at all. It is a nightmare. That a man should love an old woman is an ideal that may not be attainable. But that a man should regard all old woman exactly as he regards his mother is not only an unattainable ideal, but an ideal which ought not to be attained. I do not know if the reader agrees with me in these examples,
Starting point is 05:15:48 but I will add the example which has always affected me the most. I could never conceive or tolerate any utopia which did not leave to me the liberty for which I chiefly care, the liberty to bind myself. Complete anarchy would not merely make it impossible to have any discipline or fidelity. It would also make it impossible to have any fun. To take an obvious instance, it would not be worthwhile to bet if a bet were not binding. The dissolution of all contracts would not only ruin morality, but sparl sport. Now, betting and such sports are only the stunted and twisted shapes of the original
Starting point is 05:16:31 instinct of a man for adventure and romance, of which much has been said in these pages. And the perils, rewards, punishments, and fulfillments of an adventure must be real, or the adventure is only a shifting and heartless nightmare. If I bet, I must be made to pay, or there is no poetry in betting. If I challenge, I must be made to fight, or there is no poetry in challenging. If I vow to be faithful, I must be cursed when I am unfaithful, or there is no fun in vowing. You could not even make a fairy tale from the experiences of a man who, when he was swallowed
Starting point is 05:17:13 by a whale, might find himself at the top of the Eiffel Tower, or when he would be a fairy tale, he was turned into a frog might begin to behave like a flamingo. For the purpose even of the wildest romance, results must be real. Results must be irrevocable. Christian marriage is the great example of a real and irrevocable result, and that is why it is the chief subject and center of all our romantic writing. And this is my last instance of the things that I should ask and ask imperatively of any social paradise. I should ask to be kept to my bargain. To have my oaths and engagements taken
Starting point is 05:17:55 seriously. I should ask Utopia to avenge and honor on myself. All my modern Utopian friends look at each other rather doubtfully, for their ultimate hope is the dissolution of all special ties. But again I seem to hear like an echo, an answer from beyond the world. You will have real obligations and therefore real adventures when you get to my utopia but the hardest obligation and the steepest adventure is to get there end of chapter seven chapter eight of orthodoxy by gilbert k chesterton this labor box recording is in the public domain recording by phil chenevere the romance of orthodoxy it is customary to complain of the bustle and the strenuousness of our epoch. But in truth, the chief mark of our epoch is a profound laziness and fatigue,
Starting point is 05:19:04 and the fact is that the real laziness is the cause of the apparent bustle. Take one quite external case. The streets are noisy with taxi-cabs and motor-cars, but this is not due to human activity, but to human repose. There would be less bustle if there were more activity, if people were simply walking about. Our world would be more silent if it were more strenuous. And this, which is true of the apparent physical bustle, is also true of the apparent bustle of the intellect. Most of the machinery of modern language is labor-saving machinery, and it saves mental labor very much more than it ought.
Starting point is 05:19:43 Scientific phrases are used like scientific wheels and piston rods to make swifter and smoother yet the path of the comfortable. Long words go rattling by us like long railway trains. know they are carrying thousands who are too tired and too indolent to walk and think for themselves. It is a good exercise to try for once in a way to express any opinion one holds in words of one syllable. If you say, The social utility of the indeterminate sentence is recognized by all the criminologists as a part of our sociological evolution towards a more humane and scientific view of punishment. You can go on talking like that for hours with hardly a movement of the gray matter inside
Starting point is 05:20:31 your skull. But if you begin, I wish Jones to go to jail and brown to say when Jones shall come out, you will discover with a thrill of horror that you are obliged to think. The long words are not the hard words. It is the short words that are hard. There is much more metaphysical subtlety in the word damn than in the word degeneration. these long comfortable words that save modern people the toil of reasoning have one particular aspect in which they are especially ruinous and confusing this difficulty occurs when the same long word is used in different connections to mean quite different things thus to take a well-known instance the word idealist has one meaning as a piece of philosophy and quite another as a piece of moral rhetoric in the same way the scientific material
Starting point is 05:21:26 have had just reason to complain of people mixing up materialist as a term of cosmology with materialist as a moral taunt. So, to take a cheaper instance, the man who hates progressives in London always calls himself a progressive in South Africa. A confusion quite as unmeaning as this has risen in connection with the word liberal as applied to religion and as applied to politics and society. It is often suggested that all liberals ought to be free thinkers because they ought to love everything that is free. You might just as well say that all idealists ought to be high churchmen because they ought to love everything that is high. You might just as well say that low churchmen ought to like low mass or that broad churchmen ought to like broad jokes. The thing is a mere accident of words. In actual modern Europe, a free-thinger,
Starting point is 05:22:25 does not mean a man who thinks for himself. It means a man who, having thought for himself, has come to one particular class of conclusions, the material origin of phenomena, the impossibility of miracles, the improbability of personal immortality, and so on. And none of these ideas are particularly liberal. Nay, indeed, almost all these ideas are definitely illiberal, as it is the purpose of this chapter to show. following pages I propose to point out as rapidly as possible that on every single one of the matters most strongly insisted on by liberalizers of theology, their effect upon social practice would be definitely illiberal. Almost every contemporary proposal to bring freedom into the church
Starting point is 05:23:14 is simply a proposal to bring tyranny into the world. For freeing the church now does not even mean freeing it in all directions. It means freeing that peculiar set of dogmas loosely called scientific, dogmas of monism, or pantheism, or of Arianism, or of necessity. And every one of these, and we will take them one by one, can be shown to be the natural ally of oppression. There is only one thing that can never go past a certain point in its alliance with oppression, and that is orthodoxy. i may it is true twist orthodoxy so as partly to justify a tyrant but i can easily make up a german philosophy to justify him entirely now let us take in order the innovations that are the notes of the new theology or the modernist church we concluded the last chapter with the discovery of one of them the very doctrine which is called the most old-fashioned was found to be the only safeguard of the new democracies of the earth
Starting point is 05:24:19 the doctrine seemingly most unpopular was found to be the only strength of the people in short we found that the only logical negation of oligarchy was in the affirmation of original sin so it is i maintain in all the other cases i take the most obvious instance first the case of miracles for some extraordinary reason there is a fixed notion that it is more liberal to disbelieve in miracles than to believe in them Why, I cannot imagine, nor can anybody tell me. For some inconceivable cause, a broad or liberal clergyman, always means a man who wishes at least to diminish the number of miracles. It never means a man who wishes to increase that number. It always means a man who is free to disbelieve that Christ came out of his grave. It never means a man who is free to believe that his own aunt came out of her grave.
Starting point is 05:25:18 It is common to find trouble in a parish, because the parish priest cannot admit that St. Peter walked on water, yet how rarely do we find trouble in a parish, because the clergyman says that his father walked on the serpentine. And this is not because, as the swift secularist debater would immediately retort, miracles cannot be believed in our experience. It is not because miracles do not happen, as in the dogma which Matthew Arnold recited with simple faith. More supernatural things are alleged to have happened in our time than would have been possible eighty years ago. Men of science believe in such marvels much more than they
Starting point is 05:25:59 did. The most perplexing and even horrible prodigies of mind and spirit are always being unveiled in modern psychology. Things that the old science at least would frankly have rejected as miracles or hourly being asserted by the new science. The only thing which is still old-fashioned enough to reject miracles is the new theology. But in truth, this notion that it is free to deny miracles has nothing to do with the evidence for or against them. It is a lifeless verbal prejudice of which the original life and beginning was not in the freedom of thought, but simply in the dogma of materialism. The man of the 19th century did not disbelieve in the resurrection because his liberal Christianity allowed him to
Starting point is 05:26:47 doubt it. He disbelieved in it because his very strict materialism did not allow him to believe it. Tennyson, a very typical nineteenth-century man, uttered one of the instinctive truisms of his contemporaries, when he said that there was faith in their honest doubt. There was indeed. Those words have a profound and even a horrible truth. In their doubt of miracles there was a faith in a fixed and godless fate a deep and sincere faith in the incurable routine of the cosmos the doubts of the agnostic were only the dogmas of the monist of the fact and evidence of the supernatural i will speak afterwards here we are only concerned with this clear point that in so far as the liberal idea of freedom can be said to be on either side in the discussion about miracles it is obviously on the side of the side of miracles it is obviously on the side of miracles. Reform, or, in the only tolerable sense, progress, means simply the gradual control of matter by mind. A miracle simply means the swift control of matter by mind. If you wish to feed the
Starting point is 05:27:58 people, you may think that feeding them miraculously in the wilderness is impossible, but you cannot think it illiberal. If you really wanted poor children to go to the seaside, you cannot think it illiberal that they should go there on flying dragons, you can only think it unlikely. A holiday, like liberalism, only means the liberty of man. A miracle only means the liberty of God. You may conscientiously deny either of them, but you cannot call your denial a triumph of the liberal idea. The Catholic Church believed that man and God both had a sort of spiritual freedom. Calvinism took away the freedom from man but left it to God. Scientific materialism binds the Creator himself. It chains up God as the apocalypse
Starting point is 05:28:47 chain the devil. It leaves nothing free in the universe, and those who assist this process are called the liberal theologians. This, as I say, is the lightest and most evident case. The assumption that there is something in the doubt of miracles akin to liberality or reform, is literally the opposite of the truth. If a man cannot believe in miracles, there is an end of the matter. He is not particularly liberal, but he is perfectly honorable and logical, which are much better things. But if he can believe in miracles, he is certainly the more liberal for doing so, because they
Starting point is 05:29:27 mean first the freedom of the soul, and secondly its control over the tyranny of circumstance. Sometimes this truth is ignored, in a singularly naive way, even by the ablest men. For instance, Mr. Bernard Shaw speaks with hearty old-fashioned contempt for the idea of miracles, as if there were a sort of breach of faith on the part of nature. He seems strangely unconscious that miracles are only the final flowers of his own favorite tree, the doctrine of the omnipotence of will. Just in the same way, he calls the desire for immortality a paltry selfishness, forgetting that he has just called the desire for life a healthy and heroic selfishness. How can it be noble to wish to make one's life infinite, and yet mean to wish to make it immortal?
Starting point is 05:30:20 No, if it is desirable that man should triumph over the cruelty of nature or custom, then miracles are certainly desirable. we will discuss afterwards whether they are possible. But I must pass on to the larger cases of this curious error. The notion that the liberalizing of religion in some way helps the liberation of the world. The second example of it can be found in the question of pantheism, or rather of a certain modern attitude which is often called eminentism, and which often is Buddhism. But this is so much more difficult to matter,
Starting point is 05:30:59 that i must approach it with rather more preparation the things said most confidently by advanced persons to crowded audiences are generally those quite opposite to the fact it is actually our truisms that are untrue here is a case there is a phrase of facile liberality uttered again and again at ethical societies and parliaments of religion the religions of the earth differ in rights and forms but they are the same in what they teach. It is false. It is the opposite of the fact. The religions of the earth do not greatly differ in rights and forms. They do differ greatly in what they teach. It is as if a man were to say, Do not be misled by the fact that the church times and the freethinker look utterly different. That one is painted on vellum and the other carved on marvel. That one is triangular and the other hexagonal. Read them and you will see that they say the same. same thing. The truth is, of course, that they are alike in everything except in the fact
Starting point is 05:32:05 that they don't say the same thing. An atheist stockbroker in Surbiton looks exactly like a Sweden-Borgian stockbroker in Wimbledon. You may walk round around them and subject them to the most personal and offensive study without seeing anything Sweden-Borgian in the hat or anything particularly godless in the umbrella. It is exactly in their souls that they are divided. So the truth is that the difficulty of all the creeds of the earth is not as alleged in this cheap maxim that they agree in meaning but differ in machinery.
Starting point is 05:32:42 It is exactly the opposite. They agree in machinery. Almost every great religion on earth works with the same external methods, with priests, scriptures, altars, sworn brotherhoods, special feasts. They agree in the mode of teaching. What they differ about is the thing to be taught. Pagan optimists and eastern pessimists would both have temples, just as liberals and Tories would both have newspapers. Crees that exist to destroy each other both have scriptures, just as armies
Starting point is 05:33:15 that exist to destroy each other, both have guns. The great example of this alleged identity of all human religions, is the alleged spiritual identity of Buddhism and Christianity. Those who adopt this theory generally avoid the ethics of most other creeds except, indeed Confucianism, which they like because it is not a creed. But they are cautious in their praises of Muhammadism, generally confining themselves to imposing its morality only upon the refreshment of the lower classes. They seldom suggest the Mohammedan view of marriage, for which there is a great deal to be said, and towards thugs and fetish worshippers, their attitude may even be called cold,
Starting point is 05:34:02 but in the case of the great religion of Gautama, they feel sincerely a similarity. Students of popular science, like Mr. Blatchford, are always insisting that Christianity and Buddhism are very much alike, especially Buddhism. This is generally believed, and I believed it myself, until I read a book giving the reasons for it. The reasons were of two kinds, resemblances that meant nothing because they were common to all humanity, and resemblances which were not resemblances at all. The author solemnly explained that the two creeds were alike in things in which all
Starting point is 05:34:41 creeds are alike, or else he described them as alike in some point in which they are quite obviously different. Thus, as a case of the first class, he said that both Christ and Buddha were called by the divine voice coming out of the sky, as if you would expect the divine voice to come out of the coal-cellar. Or again, it was gravely urged that these two Eastern teachers, by a singular coincidence, both had to do with the washing of feet you might as well say that it was a remarkable coincidence that they both had feet to wash and the other class of similarities were those which simply were not similar thus this reconciler of the two religions draws earnest attention to the fact that at certain religious feasts the robe of the lama is rent in pieces out of respect and the remnants highly valued
Starting point is 05:35:35 but this is the reverse of a resemblance for the garments of christ were not rent in pieces out of respect but out of derision and the remnants were not highly valued except for what they would fetch in the rag shops it is rather like alluding to the obvious connection between the two ceremonies of the sword when it taps a man's shoulder and when it cuts off his head it is not at all similar for the man the scraps of puerile pedantry would indeed matter little if it were not also true that the alleged philosophical resemblances are also of these two kinds either proving too much or not proving anything that buddhism approves of mercy or of self-restraint is not to say that it is specially like christianity it is only to say that it is not utterly unlike all human existence buddists disapprove in theory of cruelty or excesses because all sane human beings disapprove in theory of cruelty or excess. But to say that Buddhism and Christianity give the same philosophy of these things is simply false. All humanity does agree that we are in a net of sin. Most of humanity agrees that there is some way out.
Starting point is 05:36:52 But as to what is the way out, I do not think that there are two institutions in the universe which contradict each other so flatly as Buddhism and Christianity. Even when I thought, with most other well-informed, though unscholarly people, that Buddhism and Christianity were alike, there was one thing about them that always perplexed me. I mean the startling difference in their type of religious art. I do not mean in its technical style of representation, but in the things that it was manifestly meant to represent. No two ideals could be more opposite than a Christian saint in a Gothic cathedral
Starting point is 05:37:33 and a Buddhist saint in a Chinese temple. The opposition exists at every point, but perhaps the shortest statement of it is that the Buddhist saint always has his eyes shut, while the Christian saint always has them very wide open. The Buddhist saint has a sleek and harmonious body, but his eyes are heavy and sealed with sleep. The medieval saint's body is wasted to its crazy bones, but his eyes are frightfully alive. There cannot be any real community of spirit between forces that produce symbols so different as that.
Starting point is 05:38:10 Granted that both images are extravagances, or perversions of the pure creed, it must be a real divergence which could produce such opposite extravagances. The Buddhist is looking with a particular intentness inwards. The Christian is staring with a frantic intentness outwards. If we follow that clue steadily, we shall find some interesting things. A short time ago, Mrs. Besant, in an interesting essay, announced that there was only one religion in the world,
Starting point is 05:38:42 that all faiths were only versions or perversions of it, and that she was quite prepared to say what it was. According to Mrs. Besant, this universal church is simply the universal self. It is the doctrine that we are really all one person, that there are no real walls of individuality between man and man. If I may put it so, she does not tell us to love our neighbors, she tells us to be our neighbors. That is Mrs. Besant's thoughtful and suggestive description of the religion in which all men
Starting point is 05:39:17 must find themselves in agreement. And I never heard of any suggestion in my life, with which I more violently disagree. I want to love my neighbor not because he is I, but precisely because he is not I. I want to adore the world, not as one likes a looking-glass, because it is oneself, but as one loves a woman because she is entirely different. If souls are separate, Love is possible. If souls are united, love is obviously impossible. A man may be said loosely to love himself, but he can hardly fall in love with himself, or if he does, it must be a monotonous courtship. If the world is full of real selves, they can be really unselfish selves. But upon Mrs. Bissant's principle, the whole cosmos is only one enormously selfish person. It is just a
Starting point is 05:40:15 here, that Buddhism is on the side of modern pantheism and eminence. And it is just here that Christianity is on the side of humanity and liberty and love. Love desires personality, therefore love desires division. It is the instinct of Christianity to be glad that God has broken the universe into little pieces, because they are living pieces. It is her instinct to say, little children love one another. rather than to tell one large person to love himself. This is the intellectual abyss between Buddhism and Christianity, that, for the Buddhist or theosophist, personality is the fall of man,
Starting point is 05:40:59 for the Christian. It is the purpose of God, the whole point of his cosmic idea. The world-souled of the theosophist asks man to love it only in order that man may throw himself into it. But the divine center of Christianity actually through man's, out of it, in order that he might love it. The Oriental deity is like a giant who should have lost his leg or hand and be always seeking to find it. But the Christian power is like some giant who in a strange generosity should cut off his right hand so that it might of its own accord shake hands with him. We come back to the same tireless note touching the nature of Christianity. All modern
Starting point is 05:41:43 philosophies are chains which connect and fetter. Christianity is a sword which separates and sets free. No other philosophy makes God actually rejoice in the separation of the universe into living souls, but according to Orthodox Christianity, this separation between God and man is sacred, because this is eternal. That a man may love God, it is necessary that there should be not only a God to be loved, but a man to love him. All those vague, theosophical minds, for whom the universe is an immense melting-pot, are exactly the minds which shrink instinctively from that earthquake saying of our gospels, which declare that the Son of God came not with peace, but with a sundering sword.
Starting point is 05:42:31 The saying rings entirely true, even considered as what it obviously is. the statement that any man who preaches real love is bound to beget hate. It is true of democratic fraternity as a divine love. Sham love ends in compromise and common philosophy, but real love has always ended in bloodshed. Yet there is another and yet more awful truth behind the obvious meaning of this utterance of our lord. According to himself, the son was a sword separating brother and brother. that they should for an eon hate each other but the father also was a sword which in the black beginning separated brother and brother so that they should love each other at last
Starting point is 05:43:18 This is the meaning of that almost insane happiness in the eyes of the medieval saint in the picture. This is the meaning of the sealed eyes of the superb Buddhist image. The Christian saint is happy because he has verily been cut off from the world. He is separate from things and is staring at them in astonishment. But why should the Buddhist saint be astonished at things? Since there is really only one thing, and that being impersonal can hardly be astonishment. astonished at itself. There have been many pantheistic poems suggesting wonder, but no really successful ones.
Starting point is 05:43:57 The pantheists cannot wonder, for he cannot praise God, or praise anything as really distinct from himself. Our immediate business here, however, is with the effect of this Christian admiration which strikes outwards towards a deity distinct from the worshipper, upon the general need for ethical activity and social reform, and surely its effect is sufficiently obvious. There is no real possibility of getting out of Pantheism any special impulse to moral action, for Pantheism implies in its nature that one thing is as good as another, whereas action implies in its nature that one thing is greatly preferable to another.
Starting point is 05:44:40 Swinburne, in the high summer of his skepticism, tried in vain to wrestle with this difficulty, in songs before sunrise written under the inspiration of geribaldi and the revolt of italy he proclaimed the newer religion and the purer god which should wither up all the priests of the world where dost thou now looking godward to cry i am i thou art thou i am low thou art high i am thou that thou seeketh to find him find thou but thyself thou art i of which the immediate and evident deduction is that tyrants are as much the sons of god as garibaldi's and that king mamba of naples having with the utmost success found himself is identical with the ultimate good in all things the truth is that the western energy that dethrones tyrants has been directly due to the western theology that says i am i thou art thou The same spiritual separation which looked up and saw a good king in the universe, looked up and saw a bad king in Naples. The worshippers of Bamba's God dethroned Bamba.
Starting point is 05:45:55 The worshippers of Swineburn's God have covered Asia for centuries and have never dethroned a tyrant. The Indian saint may reasonably shut his eyes because he is looking at that which is I and thou and we and they and it. it is a rational occupation but it is not true in theory and not true in fact that it helps the indian to keep an eye on lord curzon that external vigilance which has always been the mark of christianity the command that we should watch and pray has expressed itself both in typical western orthodoxy and in typical western politics but both depend on the idea of a divinity transcendent different from ourselves a deity that disappears certainly the most sagacious creeds may suggest that we should pursue god into deeper and deeper rings of the labyrinth of our own ego but only we of christendom has said that we should hunt god like an eagle upon the mountains and we have killed all monsters in the chase.
Starting point is 05:47:01 Here, again, therefore, we find that insofar as we value democracy and the self-renewing energies of the West, we are much more likely to find them in the old theology than the new. If we want reform, we must adhere to orthodoxy, especially in this matter, so much disputed in the councils of Mr. R. J. Campbell, the matter of insisting on the eminent or the transcendent deity. By insisting specially on the eminence of God, we get introspection, self-isolation, quietism, social indifference, Tibet. By insisting specially on the transcendence of God, we get wonder, curiosity, moral and political adventure, righteous indignation, Christendom.
Starting point is 05:47:50 Insisting that God is inside man, man is always inside himself, by insisting that that God transcends man, man has transcended himself. If we take any other doctrine that has been called old-fashioned, we shall find the case the same. It is the same, for instance, in the deep matter of the Trinity. Unitarians, a sect never to be mentioned without a special respect for their distinguished intellectual dignity and high intellectual honor, are often reformers by the accident that throws so many small sects into such an attitude.
Starting point is 05:48:30 But there is nothing in the least liberal or akin to reform in the substitution of pure monotheism for the Trinity. The complex god of the Athanasian creed may be an enigma for the intellect, but he is far less likely to gather the mystery and cruelty of a sultan than the lonely god of Omar or Muhammad. The god, who is a mere awful unity, is not only a king but in a king, Eastern King. The heart of humanity, especially of European humanity, is certainly much more satisfied by the strange hints and symbols that gather round the Trinitarian idea, the image of a
Starting point is 05:49:11 council at which mercy pleads as well as justice. The conception of a sort of liberty and variety existing even in the inmost chamber of the world. For Western religion has always felt keenly the idea, it is not well for man to be alone. The social instinct asserted itself everywhere as when the eastern idea of hermits was practically expelled by the western idea of monks. So even asceticism became brotherly, and the trappists were sociable even when they were silent. If this love of a living complexity be our test, it is certainly healthier to have the Trinitarian religion than the Unitarian, for to us Trinitarians, if I may say it with reverence, to us God himself is a society. It is indeed a fathomless mystery of theology, and even if I were
Starting point is 05:50:06 theologian enough to deal with it directly, it would not be relevant to do so here. Suffice it to say here that this triple enigma is as comforting as wine and open as an English far aside, that this thing that bewilders the world. the intellect utterly quiets the heart, but out of the desert from the dry places and the dreadful suns come the cruel children of the lonely God, the real Unitarians who, with semitare in hand, have laid waste the world, for it is not well for God to be alone. Again the same is true of that difficult matter of the danger of the soul, which has unsettled so many minds. To hope for all souls is imperative, and it is quite tenable that their salvation is inevitable.
Starting point is 05:50:57 It is tenable, but it is not specially favorable to activity or progress. Our fighting and creative society ought rather to insist on the danger of everybody, on the fact that every man is hanging by a thread or clinging to a precipice. To say that all will be well anyhow is a comprehensible remark, but it cannot be called the blast of a trumpet, Europe ought rather to emphasize possible perdition, and Europe always has emphasized it. Here its highest religion is at one with all its cheapest romances. To the Buddhist or the Eastern fatalist, existence is a science or a plan which must end up in a certain way, but to a Christian existence is a story which may end up in any way. In a thrilling novel,
Starting point is 05:51:49 that purely Christian product, the hero is not eaten by cannibals, but it is essential to the existence of the thrill that he might be eaten by cannibals. The hero must, so to speak, be an eatable hero. So Christian morals have always said to the man, not that he would lose his soul, but that he must take care that he didn't. In Christian morals, in short, it is wicked to call a man damned, but it is strictly religious and philosophic to call him damnable. All Christianity concentrates on the man at the crossroads. The vast and shallow philosophies, the huge synthesis of humbug, all talk about ages and evolution and ultimate developments.
Starting point is 05:52:36 The true philosophy is concerned with the instant. Will a man take this road or that? That is the only thing to think about if you enjoy. thinking. The eons are easy enough to think about. Anyone can think about them. The instant is really awful, and it is because our religion has intensely felt the instant, that it has, in literature, dealt much with battle, and in theology dealt much with hell. It is full of danger, like a boy's book. It is at an immortal crisis. There is a great deal of real similarity between popular fiction and the religion of the Western people.
Starting point is 05:53:18 If you say that popular fiction is vulgar and tawdry, you only say what the dreary and well-informed say also about the images in the Catholic churches. Life, according to the faith, is very like a serial story in a magazine. Life ends with the promise or menace to be continued in our next. Also with a noble vulgarity, life imitates the serial and leaves off at the exciting moment, for death is distinctly an exciting moment. But the point is that a story is exciting, because it has in it so strong an element of will,
Starting point is 05:53:57 of what theology calls free will. You cannot finish a sum how you like, but you can finish a story how you like. When somebody discovered the differential calculus, there was only one differential calculus he could discover. But when Shakespeare killed Romeo, he might have married him to Juliet's old nurse if he had felt inclined, and Christendom has excelled in the narrative romance exactly because it has insisted on the theological free will. It is a large matter, and too much to one side of the road, to be discussed adequately here, but this is the real objection to that torrent of modern talk about treating crime
Starting point is 05:54:40 is disease, about making a prison merely a hygienic environment like a hospital, of healing sin by slow scientific methods. The fallacy of the whole thing is that evil is a matter of active choice, whereas disease is not. If you say that you are going to cure a profligate as you cure an asthmatic, my chief and obvious answer is, produce the people who want to be asthmatics as many people want to be profligates. A man may lie still and be cured of a malady, but he must not lie still if he wants to be cured of a sin. On the contrary, he must get up and jump about violently. The whole point indeed is perfectly expressed in the very word which we use for a man in hospital. Patient is in
Starting point is 05:55:31 the passive mood. Sinner is in the active. If a man is to be saved from influenza, he may be a patient, but if he is to be saved from forging, he must not be a patient, but an impatient. He must be personally impatient with forgery. All moral reform must start in the active, not the passive will. Here again we reach the same substantial conclusion. Insofar as we desire the definite reconstructions and the dangerous revolutions which have distinguished European civilization, we shall not discourage the thought of possible ruin.
Starting point is 05:56:12 We shall rather encourage it. If we want, like the Eastern Saints, merely to contemplate how right things are, of course we shall only say that they must go right. But if we particularly want to make them go right, we must insist that they may go wrong. Lastly, this truth is yet again true in the case of the common modern attempts to diminish or to explain away the divinity of Christ. The thing may be true or not that I shall deal with before I end,
Starting point is 05:56:43 but if the divinity is true, it is certainly terribly revolutionary, that a good man may have his back to the wall is no more than we knew already, but that God could have his back to the wall is a boast for all insurgents forever. Christianity is the only religion on earth that has felt that only religion, omnipotence, may God incomplete. Christianity alone has felt that God, to be holy God, must have been a rebel as well as a king. Alone of all creeds, Christianity has added courage to the virtues of the Creator. For the only courage worth calling courage must necessarily mean that the soul passes a breaking point and does not break. In this, indeed, I approach a matter more dark and awful than if it is a soul. It is easy to discuss, and I apologize in advance if any of my phrases fall wrong or seem irreverent touching a matter which the greatest saints and thinkers have justly feared to approach. But in that terrific tale of the passion there is a distinct emotional suggestion that the
Starting point is 05:57:56 author of all things in some unthinkable way went not only through agony but through doubt. It is written, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. No, but the Lord thy God may tempt himself. And it seems as if this was what happened in Gassimony. In a garden, Satan tempted man, and in a garden God tempted God. He passed, in some superhuman manner, through our human horror of pessimism. When the world shook and the sun was wiped out of heaven, it was not at the crucifixion, but at the cry from the cross, the cry which confessed that God was forsaken of God. And now let the revolutionists choose a creed from all the creeds and a God from all the gods
Starting point is 05:58:47 of the world, carefully weighing all the gods of inevitable recurrence and of unalterable power. They will not find another God who has himself been in revolt. Nay, the matter grows too difficult for human speech, but he will not find another God who has himself been in revolt. May the matter grows too difficult for human speech, but let the atheists themselves choose a God. They will find only one divinity who ever uttered their isolation, only one religion, in which God seemed for an instant to be an atheist. These can be called the essentials of the old orthodoxy, of which the chief merit is that it is the natural fountain of revolution and reform, and of which the chief defect is that it is
Starting point is 05:59:28 obviously only an abstract assertion. Its main advantage is that it is the most adventurous and manly of all theologies. Its chief disadvantage is simply that it is a theology. It can always be urged against it that it is in its nature, arbitrary, and in the air. But it is not so high in the air but that great orchards spend their whole lives in shooting arrows at it, yes, and their last arrows. There are men who will ruin themselves and ruin their civilization if they may ruin also this old fantastic tale. This is the last and most astounding fact about this faith, that its enemies will use any weapon against it, the swords that cut their own fingers and the firebrands that burn their own homes. Men who begin to fight the church for the sake of
Starting point is 06:00:23 freedom and humanity end by flinging away. freedom, and humanity, if only they may fight the church. This is no exaggeration. I could fill a book with the instances of it. Mr. Blatchford set out, as an ordinary Bible-smasher, to prove that Adam was guiltless of sin against God. In maneuvering so as to maintain this, he admitted, as a mere side issue, that all the tyrants from Nero to King Leopold were guiltless of any sin against humanity. I know a man who has such a passion for proving that he will have no personal existence after death, that he falls back on the position that he has no personal existence now. He invokes Buddhism and says that all souls fade into each other.
Starting point is 06:01:13 In order to prove that he cannot go to heaven, he proves that he cannot go to Hartlepool. I have known people who protested against religious education with arguments against any education, saying that the child's mind must grow freely, or that the old must not teach the young. I have known people who showed that there could be no divine judgment, by showing that there can be no human judgment even for practical purposes. They burned their own corn to set fire to the church. They smashed their own tools to smash it. Any stick was good enough to beat it with, though it were the last stick of their own
Starting point is 06:01:51 dismembered furniture. We do not admire, we hardly excuse, the fanatic who wrecks this world for love of the other. But what are we to say of the fanatic who wrecks this world out of hatred of the other? He sacrifices the very existence of humanity to the none existence of God. He offers his victims not to the altar, but merely to assert the idleness of the altar and the emptiness of the throne. He is ready to ruin even that primary ethic by which all things live for his strange and eternal vengeance upon someone who never lived at all.
Starting point is 06:02:31 And yet the thing hangs in the heavens unhurt. Its opponents only succeed in destroying all that they themselves justly hold dear. They do not destroy orthodoxy. They only destroy political and common courage sense. They do not prove that Adam was not responsible to God. How could they prove it? They only prove, from their premises, that the Tsar is not responsible to Russia. They do not prove that Adam should not have been punished by God.
Starting point is 06:03:01 They only prove that the nearest sweater should not be punished by men. With their oriental doubts about personality, they do not make certain that we shall have no personal life hereafter. They only make certain that we shall not have a very jolly or complete one here. With their paralyzing hints of all conclusions coming out wrong, they do not tear the book of the recording angel. They only make it a little harder to keep the books of Marshall and Snellgrove. Not only is the faith the mother of all-worldly energies, but its foes are the fathers of
Starting point is 06:03:37 all-worldly confusion. The secularists have not wrecked divine things, but the secularists have wrecked secular things, if that is any comfort to them. The Titans did not scale heaven, but they laid waste the world. End of Chapter 8. Chapter 9 of Orthodoxy by Gilbert K. Chesterton. This Lieberbox recording is in the public domain, recording by Phil Schenever, Authority and the Adventurer.
Starting point is 06:04:16 The last chapter has been concerned with the contention that orthodoxy is not only, as is often urged, the only safe guardian of morality. or order, but it is also the only logical guardian of liberty, innovation, and advance. If we wish to pull down the prosperous oppressor, we cannot do it with the new doctrine of human perfectibility, we can do it with the old doctrine of original sin. If we want to uproot inherent cruelties or lift up lost populations, we cannot do it with the scientific theory that matter precedes mind. We can do it with the supernatural theory that mind. We can do it with the supernatural theory that mind precedes matter. If we wish specially to awaken people to social vigilance and
Starting point is 06:05:01 tireless pursuit of practice, we cannot help it much by insisting on the imminent God and the inner light, for these are at best reasons for contentment. We can help it much by insisting on the transcendent God and the flying and escaping gleam, for that means divine discontent. If we wish particularly to assert the idea of a generous balance against that of a dreadful autocracy, we shall instinctively be Trinitarian rather than Unitarian. If we desire European civilization to be a raid and a rescue, we shall insist rather that souls are in great peril than that their peril is ultimately unreal. And if we wish to exalt the outcast and the crucified, we shall rather wish to think
Starting point is 06:05:52 that a veritable God was crucified, rather than a mere sage or hero. Above all, if we wish to protect the poor, we shall be in favor of fixed rules and clear dogmas. The rules of a club are occasionally in favor of the poor member. The drift of a club is always in favor of the rich one. And now we come to the crucial question which truly concludes the whole matter. A reasonable agnostic, if he has happened. happened to agree with me so far, may justly turn round and say, You have found a practical philosophy in the doctrine of the fall, very well.
Starting point is 06:06:32 You have found a side of democracy now dangerously neglected, wisely asserted in original sin. All right. You have found a truth in the doctrine of hell. I congratulate you. You are convinced that worshippers of a personal God look outward and are progressive. I congratulate them. But even supposing that those doctrines do include those truths, why cannot you take the truths and leave the doctrines?
Starting point is 06:07:01 Granted that all modern society is trusting the rich too much because it does not allow for human weakness, granted that Orthodox ages have had a great advantage because believing in the fall they did allow for human weakness. Why cannot you simply allow for human weakness without believing in the fall? if you have discovered that the idea of damnation represents a healthy idea of danger why can you not simply take the idea of danger and leave the idea of damnation if you see clearly the kernel of common sense in the nut of christian orthodoxy why cannot you simply take the kernel and leave the nut why cannot you to use that cant phrase of the newspapers which i as a highly scholarly agnostic am a little ashamed of using Why cannot you simply take what is good in Christianity, what you can define as valuable,
Starting point is 06:07:57 what you can comprehend, and leave all the rest, all the absolute dogmas that are in their nature incomprehensible? This is the real question, this is the last question, and it is a pleasure to try to answer it. The first answer is simply to say that I am a rationalist. I like to have some intellectual justification for my intuitions. If I am treating man as a fallen being, it is an intellectual convenience to me to believe that he fell, and I find for some odd psychological reason that I can deal better with a man's exercise of free will if I believe that he has got it.
Starting point is 06:08:41 But I am in this matter yet more definitely a rationalist. I do not propose to turn this book into one of ordinary Christian. apologetics. I should be glad to meet at any other time the enemies of Christianity in that more obvious arena. Here, I am only giving an account of my own growth in spiritual certainty. But I may pause to remark that the more I saw of the merely abstract arguments against the Christian cosmology, the less I thought of them. I mean that having found the moral atmosphere of the incarnation to be common sense, I then looked at the established intellectual arguments against the incarnation, and found them to be common nonsense.
Starting point is 06:09:25 In case the argument should be thought to suffer from the absence of the ordinary apologetic, I will here very briefly summarize my own arguments and conclusions on the purely objective or scientific truth of the matter. If I am asked as a purely intellectual question, why I believe in Christianity, I can only answer, for the same reason that an intelligent agnostic disbelieves in Christianity. I believe in it quite rationally upon the evidence. But the evidence in my case, as in that of the intelligent agnostic, is not really in this or that alleged demonstration.
Starting point is 06:10:05 It is an enormous accumulation of small but unanimous. facts. The secularist is not to be blamed because his objections to Christianity are miscellaneous and even scrappy. It is precisely such scrappy evidence that does convince the mind. I mean that a man may well be less convinced of a philosophy from four books than from one book, one battle, one landscape, and one old friend. The very fact that the things are of different kinds increases the importance of the fact
Starting point is 06:10:38 of the fact that they all point to one conclusion. Now, the non-Christianity of the average educated man today is almost always to do him justice made up of these loose but living experiences. I can only say that my evidences for Christianity are of the same vivid but varied kinds as his evidence is against it. For when I look at these various anti-Christian truths, I simply discover that none of them are true. I discover that the true tide and force of all the facts flow the other way.
Starting point is 06:11:12 Let us take cases. Many a sensible modern man must have abandoned Christianity under the pressure of three such converging convictions as these. First, that men, with their shape, structure, and sexuality are, after all, very much like beasts, a mere variety of the animal kingdom. Second, that primeval religion arose in ignorance and fear. Third, that priests have blighted societies with bitterness and gloom. These three anti-Christian arguments are very different, but they are all quite logical and legitimate,
Starting point is 06:11:50 and they all converge. The only objection to them I discover is that they are all untrue. If you leave off looking at books about beasts and men, if you begin to look to Look at beasts and men, then, if you have any humor or imagination, any sense of the frantic or the farcicle, you will observe that the startling thing is not how like man is to the brutes but how unlike he is. It is the monstrous scale of his divergence that requires an explanation. That man and brute are like is in a sense a truism.
Starting point is 06:12:28 But that being so alike they should then be so insanely unalike. that is the shock and the enigma. That an ape has hands is far less interesting to the philosopher than the fact that having hands he does next to nothing with him, does not play knuckle bones or the violin, does not carve marble or carved mutton. People talk of barbaric architecture and debased art, but elephants do not build colossal temples of ivory even in a rococo style. Camels do not paint even bad pictures, though equipped with the material of many camel's hair brushes. Certain modern dreamers say that ants and bees have a society superior to ours. They have indeed a civilization, but that very truth only reminds us that it is an inferior
Starting point is 06:13:21 civilization. Whoever found an ant-hill decorated with statues of celebrated ants? Who has seen a beehive carved with the images of gorgeous queens of old? No, the chasm between man and other creatures may have a natural explanation, but it is a chasm. We talk of wild animals, but man is the only wild animal. It is man that has broken out. All other animals are tame animals, following the rugged respectability of the tribe or type. All other animals are domestic animals.
Starting point is 06:13:56 Man alone is ever undomestic, either as a profligate or a mob. monk. So that this first superficial reason for materialism is, if anything, a reason for its opposite. It is exactly where biology leaves off that all religion begins. It would be the same if I examined the second of the three-chance rationalist arguments, the argument that all that we call divine began in some darkness and terror. When I did attempt to examine the foundations of this modern idea, I simply found that there were none. Science knows nothing whatever about prehistoric man, for the excellent reason that he is prehistoric. A few professors chose to conjecture that such things as human sacrifice were once innocent in general, and that
Starting point is 06:14:48 they gradually dwindled, but there is no direct evidence of it, and the small amount of indirect evidence is very much the other way. In the earliest legends we have, we have to be able to be. In the earliest legends we have, such as the tales of Isaac and of Ipegenia, human sacrifice is not introduced as something old, but rather as something new as a strange and frightful exception darkly demanded by the gods. History says nothing, and legends all say that the earth was kinder in its earliest times. There is no tradition of progress, but the whole human race has a tradition of the fall. Interestingly enough, indeed, the very dissemination of this idea is used against its authenticity.
Starting point is 06:15:35 Learned men literally say that this prehistoric calamity cannot be true because every race of mankind remembers it. I cannot keep pace with these paradoxes. And if we took the third chance instance it would be the same. The view that priests darken and embitter the world. I look at the world and simply discover that they don't. Those countries in Europe, which are still influenced by priests, are exactly the countries where there is still singing and dancing in colored dresses and art in the open air.
Starting point is 06:16:08 Catholic doctrine and discipline may be walls, but they are the walls of a playground. Christianity is the only frame which has preserved the pleasure of paganism. We might fancy some children playing on the flat grassy top of some tall island in the sea, long as there was a wall round the cliff's edge, they could fling themselves into every frantic game and make the place the noisiest of nurseries. But the walls were knocked down, leaving the naked peril of the precipice. They did not fall over, but when their friends returned to them they were all huddled in terror in the center of the island, and their song had ceased.
Starting point is 06:16:51 Thus these three facts of experience, such facts as go to make an agnostic, are the same. are in this view turned totally round. I am left saying, give me an explanation, first, of the towering eccentricity of man among the brutes, second of the vast human tradition of some ancient happiness, third of the partial perpetuation of such pagan joy in the countries of the Catholic Church. One explanation at any rate covers all three. The theory that twice was the natural order interrupted by some explosion or revelation such as people now call psychic.
Starting point is 06:17:29 Once heavens came upon the earth with the power or seal called the image of God, whereby man took command of nature. Once again, when in empire after empire men had been found wanting, heaven came to save mankind in the awful shape of a man. This would explain why the mass of men always look backwards, and why the only corner where they in any sense look forwards, is the little continent where Christ has his church. I know it will be said that Japan has become progressive,
Starting point is 06:18:04 but how can this be an answer when even in saying Japan has become progressive? We really only mean Japan has become European. But I wish here not so much to insist on my own explanation as to insist on my original remark. I agree with the ordinary, unbelieving man in the street in being guided by three or four odd facts all pointing to something, only when I come to look at the facts I always found they pointed to something else. I have given an imaginary triad of such ordinary anti-Christian arguments. If that be too narrow a basis, I will give on the spur of the moment another. These are the kind of thoughts which, in combination, create the impression that Christianity is something weak and diseased.
Starting point is 06:18:54 First, for instance, that Jesus was a gentle creature, sheepish and unworldly, a mere ineffectual appeal to the world. Second, that Christianity arose and flourished in the dark ages of ignorance, and that to these the Church would drag us back. Third, that the people still strongly religious or, if you will, superstitious. Such people as the Irish are weak, unpractical, and behind the times. I only mention these ideas to affirm the same thing, that when I looked into them independently, I found not that the conclusions were unphilosophical, but simply that the facts were not facts.
Starting point is 06:19:36 Instead of looking at books and pictures about the New Testament, I looked at the New Testament. There I found an account, not in the least of a person with his hair parted in the middle, are his hands clasped in appeal, but of an extraordinary being with lips of thunder and acts of lurid decision, flinging down tables, casting out devils, passing with the wild secrecy of the wind from mountain isolation to a sort of dreadful demagogu. A being who often acted like an angry god, and always like a god. Christ had even a literary style of his own not to be found, I think, elsewhere. It consists of an almost furious use of the a fortiori, his how much more, is piled one upon another,
Starting point is 06:20:27 like castle upon castle in the clouds. The diction used about Christ has been, and perhaps wisely, sweet and submissive. But the diction used by Christ is quite curiously gigantesque. It is full of camels leaping through needles and mountains hurled into the sea. Morally, it is equally terrific. He called himself a sword of slaughter, and told men to buy swords if they sold their coats for them. That he used other even wilder words, on the side of non-resistance, greatly increases the mystery. But it also, if anything, rather increases the violence.
Starting point is 06:21:07 We cannot even explain it by calling such a being insane, for insanity is usually along one consistent channel. The maniac is generally a monomaniac. Here we must remember the difficult definition of Christianity already given. Christianity is a superhuman paradox, whereby two opposite passions may blaze beside each other. The one explanation of the gospel language that does explain it is that it is the survey of one who, from some supernatural height, beholds some more startling synthesis. I take in order the next instance offered, the idea that Christianity belongs to the Dark Ages. Here I did not satisfy myself with reading modern generalizations. I read a little history, and in history I found that Christianity, so far from belonging
Starting point is 06:22:01 to the Dark Ages, was the one path across the Dark Ages that was not dark. It was a shining bridge connecting two shining civilizations. If anyone says that the faith arose in ignorance and savagery, the answer is simple. It didn't. It arose in the Mediterranean civilization in the full summer of the Roman Empire. The world was swarming with skeptics and pantheism was as plain as the sun when Constantine nailed the cross to the mast. It is perfectly true that afterwards the ship sank, but it is far more extraordinary
Starting point is 06:22:37 that the ship came up again, repainted and. and glittering, with the cross still at the top. This is the amazing thing the religion did. It turned a sunken ship into a submarine. The ark lived under the load of waters. After being buried under the debris of dynasties and clans, we arose and remembered Rome. If our faith had been a mere fad of the fading empire, fad would have followed fad in the twilight, and if the civilization ever re-emerged, and many such have never re-reviewed.
Starting point is 06:23:10 re-emerged, it would have been under some new barbaric flag. But the Christian Church was the last life of the old society, and was also the first life of the new. She took the people who were forgetting how to make an arch, and she taught them to invent the Gothic arch. In a word, the most absurd thing that can be said of the church is the thing we have all heard said of it. How can we say that the church wishes to bring us back into the dark ages?
Starting point is 06:23:39 the church was the only thing that ever brought us out of them. I added in this second trinity of objections an idle instance taken from those who feel such people as the Irish to be weakened or made stagnant by superstition. I only added it because this is a peculiar case of a statement of fact that turns out to be a statement of falsehood. It is constantly said of the Irish that they are impractical. But if we refrain for a moment from looking at that, at what is said about them, and look at what is done about them, we shall see that the Irish
Starting point is 06:24:15 are not only practical, but quite painfully successful. The poverty of their country, the minority of their members are simply the conditions under which they were asked to work, but no other group in the British Empire has done so much with such conditions. The nationalists were the only minority that ever succeeded in twisting the whole British Parliament sharply out of its path. The Irish peasants are the only poor men in these islands who have forced their masters to disgorge. These people, whom we call priest-ridden, are the only Britons who will not be squire-ridden.
Starting point is 06:24:56 And when I came to look at the actual Irish character, the case was the same. Irishmen are best at the specially hard professions, the trades of iron, the lawyer, and the soldier. In all these cases, therefore, I came back to the same conclusion. The skeptic was quite right to go by the facts, only he had not looked at the facts. The skeptic is too credulous. He believes in newspapers, or even in encyclopedias. Again the three questions left me with three very antagonistic questions. The average skeptic wanted to know how I explained the Nambi-pambi note in the gospel,
Starting point is 06:25:37 the connection of the creed with medieval darkness, and the political impractability of the Celtic Christians. But I wanted to ask, and to ask with an earnestness amounting to urgency, what is this incomparable energy which appears first in one walking the earth like a living judgment, and this energy which can die with a dying civilization, and yet force it to a resurrection from the dead? This energy, which, last of all, can inflame a bankrupt, peasantry with so fixed a faith in justice that they will get what they ask while others go empty
Starting point is 06:26:13 away, so that the most helpless island of the empire can actually help itself. There is an answer. It is an answer to say that the energy is truly from outside the world, that it is psychic, or at least one of the results of a real psychical disturbance. The highest gratitude and respect are due to the great human civilizations, such as the old Egyptian or the existing Chinese. Nevertheless, it is no injustice for them to say that only modern Europe has exhibited incessantly a power of self-renewal, recurring often at the shortest intervals and descending to the smallest facts of building or costume. All other societies
Starting point is 06:26:58 die finally end with dignity. We die daily. We are always being born again with almost in decent obstetrics. It is hardly an exaggeration to say that there is in historic Christendom a sort of unnatural life. It could be explained as a supernatural life. It could be explained as an awful galvanic life working in what would have been a corpse. For our civilization ought to have died, by all parallels, by all sociological probability, in the Ragnarok of the end of Rome.
Starting point is 06:27:33 That is the weird inspiration of our estate. You and I have no business to be here at all. We are all revenants. All living Christians are dead pagans walking about. Just as Europe was about to be gathered in silence to Assyria and Babylon, something entered into its body, and Europe has had a strange life. It is not too much to say that it has had the jumps ever since. I have dealt at length with such typical triads of doubt in order to convey the main contention,
Starting point is 06:28:09 that my own case for Christianity is rational, but it is not simple. It is an accumulation of varied facts, like the attitude of the ordinary agnostic. But the ordinary agnostic has got his facts all wrong. He is a non-believer for a multitude of reasons, but they are untrue reasons. He doubts because the Middle Ages was barbaric, but they weren't. Because Darwinism is demonstrated, but it isn't. Because miracles do not happen, but they do. Because monks were lazy, but they were very industrious.
Starting point is 06:28:42 Because nuns are unhappy, but they are particularly cheerful. Because Christian art was sad and pale, but it was picked out in particularly bright colors and gay with gold, because modern science is moving away from the supernatural, but it isn't. It is moving towards the supernatural with the rapidity of a railway train. But among these million facts all flowing one way, there is, of course, one question sufficiently solid and separate to be treated briefly, but by itself. I mean the objective occurrence of the supernatural. In another chapter, I have indicated the fallacy of the ordinary supposition that the world must be impersonal because it is orderly.
Starting point is 06:29:27 A person is just as likely to desire an orderly thing as a disorderly thing. But my positive conviction that personal creation is more conceivable than material fate is, I admit, in a sense, undiscussable. I will not call it a faith or an intuition, for those words are mixed up with mere emotion. It is strictly an intellectual conviction, but it is a primary intellectual conviction, like the certainty of self of the good of living. Anyone who likes, therefore, may call my belief in God merely mystical. The phrase is not worth fighting about.
Starting point is 06:30:06 But my belief that miracles have happened in human history is not a mystical belief at all. I believe in them upon human evidences as I do in the discovery of America. Upon this point, there is a simple logical fact that only requires to be stated and cleared up. Somehow or other, an extraordinary idea has arisen that the disbelievers in miracles consider them coldly and fairly, while believers in miracles accept them only in connection with some dogma. The fact is quite the other way.
Starting point is 06:30:41 The believers in miracles accept them rightly or wrongly because they have evidence for them. The disbelievers in miracles deny them rightly or wrongly because they have a doctrine against them. The open, obvious, democratic thing is to believe an old apple woman when she bears testimony to a miracle, just as you believe an old apple woman when she bears testimony to a murder. The plain, popular course, is to trust the peasant's word about the ghost exactly as far as you trust the peasant's word about the landlord. Being a peasant, he will probably have a great deal of healthy agnosticism about both. Still, you could fill the British Museum with evidence uttered by the peasant and given in
Starting point is 06:31:28 favor of the ghost. If it comes to human testimony, there is a choking cataract of human testimony in favor of the supernatural. If you reject it, you can only mean one of two things. You reject the peasant's story about the ghost either because the man is a peasant, or because the story is a ghost story. That is, you either deny the main principle. of democracy, or you affirm the main principle of materialism, the abstract impossibility
Starting point is 06:31:58 of miracle. You have a perfect right to do so, but in that case you are the dogmatists. It is we Christians who accept all actual evidence. It is you rationalists who refuse actual evidence being constrained to do so by your creed. But I am not constrained by any creed in the matter, and looking impartially into certain miracles of medieval and modern times, I have come to the conclusion that they occurred. All argument against these plain facts is always argument in a circle. If I say medieval documents attest certain miracles as much as they attest certain battles,
Starting point is 06:32:38 they answer, But medievalist were superstitious. If I want to know in what they are superstitious, the only ultimate answer is that they believed in the miracles. If I say a peasant saw a ghost, I am told, but peasants are so credulous. If I ask, why credulous? The only answer is that they see ghosts. Iceland is impossible because only stupid sailors have seen it, and the sailors are only stupid because they say they have seen Iceland. It is only fair to add that there is another argument that the unbeliever may rationally use against miracles, though he himself generally forgets to use it. He may say that there has been, in many miraculous stories, a notion of spiritual preparation and acceptance. In short, that the miracle could only come to him
Starting point is 06:33:32 who believed in it. It may be so, and if it is so, how are we to test it? If we are inquiring whether certain results follow faith, it is useless to repeat wearily that, if they happen, they do follow faith. If faith is one of the conditions, if we are not. If faith is one of the conditions, those without faith have a most healthy right to laugh, but they have no right to judge. Being a believer may be if you like as bad as being drunk. Still, if we were extracting psychological facts from drunkards, it would be absurd to be always taunting them about having been drunk. Suppose we were investigating whether angry men really saw a red mist before their eyes.
Starting point is 06:34:14 Suppose sixty excellent householders swore that when angry they had, had seen this crimson cloud? Surely it would be absurd to answer, oh, but you admit you were angry at the time. They might reasonably rejoined in a Stentorian chorus. How the blazes could we discover without being angry, whether angry people see red? So the saints and ascetics might rationally reply, suppose that the question is whether believers can see visions. Even then, if you are interested in visions, it is no point to object to believers. You are still arguing in a circle, in that old, mad circle with which this book began.
Starting point is 06:34:55 The question of whether miracles ever occur is a question of common sense and of ordinary historical imagination, not of any final physical experiment. One may here surely dismiss that quite brainless piece of pedantry which talks about the need for scientific conditions in connection with alleged spiritual phenomena. if we are asking whether a dead soul can communicate with a living it is ludicrous to insist that it shall be under conditions in which no two living souls in their senses would seriously communicate with each other the fact that ghosts prefer darkness no more disproves the existence of ghosts than the fact that lovers prefer darkness disproves the existence of love if you choose to say i will believe that miss brown called her fiance a periwinkle, or any other endearing term, if she will repeat the word before seventeen psychologists, then I shall reply, very well, if those are your conditions, you will never
Starting point is 06:35:59 get the truth, for she certainly will not say it. It is just as unscientific as it is unphilosophical, to be surprised that in an unsympathetic atmosphere certain extraordinary sympathies do not arise. It is as if I said that I could not tell if there was a fog, because the air was not clear enough, or if I insisted on perfect sunlight in order to see a solar eclipse. As a common-sense conclusion, such as those to which we come about sex or about midnight, well knowing that many details must in their own nature be concealed, I conclude that miracles do happen.
Starting point is 06:36:42 I am forced to it by a conspiracy of facts. The fact that the men who encounter elves or angels are not the mystics and the morbid dreamers, but fishermen, farmers, and all men at once coarse and cautious. The fact that we all know men who testify to spiritualistic incidents but are not spiritualists. The fact that science itself admits such things more and more every day. will even admit the ascension if you call it levitation, and will very likely admit the resurrection when it has thought of another word for it. I suggest the re-galvanization.
Starting point is 06:37:22 But the strongest of all is the dilemma above mentioned that these supernatural things are never denied except on the basis either of anti-democracy or of materialistic dogmatism. I may say materialistic mysticism. The skeptic always takes one of the two positions. Either an ordinary man need not be believed, or an extraordinary event must not be believed. For I hope we may dismiss the argument against wonders attempted in the mere recapitulation of frauds, of swindling mediums or trick miracles. That is not an argument at all, good or bad.
Starting point is 06:38:00 A false ghost disproves the reality of ghosts exactly as much as a forged banknote disproves the of the Bank of England. If anything, it proves its existence. Given this conviction that the spiritual phenomena do occur, my evidence for which is complex but rational, we then collide with one of the worst mental evils of the age. The greatest disaster of the nineteenth century was this, that men began to use the word spiritual as the same as the word good. They thought that to grow in refinement and uncorporality was to grow in virtue.
Starting point is 06:38:40 When scientific evolution was announced, some feared that it would encourage mere animality. It did worse. It encouraged mere spirituality. It taught men to think that so long as they were passing from the ape they were going to the angel. But you can pass from the ape and go to the devil. A man of genius, very typical of that time of bewilderment, expressed its
Starting point is 06:39:04 perfectly. Benjamin Disraeli was right when he said he was on the side of the angels. He was indeed. He was on the side of the fallen angels. He was not on the side of any mere appetite or animal brutality, but he was on the side of all the imperialism of the princes of the abyss. He was on the side of arrogance and mastery and contempt of all obvious good. Between this sunken pride and the towering humilities of heaven, there are, one must suppose, spirits of shapes and sizes. Man in encountering them must make much the same mistakes that he makes in encountering any other varied types in any other distant continent.
Starting point is 06:39:49 It must be hard at first to know who is supreme and who is subordinate. If a shade arose from the underworld and stared at Piccadilly, that shade would not quite understand the idea of an ordinary closed carriage. He would suppose that the coachman on the box was a triumphant conqueror, dragging behind him a kicking and imprisoned captive. So if we see spiritual facts for the first time, we may mistake who is uppermost. It is not enough to find the gods. They are obvious. We must find God, the real chief of the gods. We must have a long historic experience and supernatural phenomena. in order to discover which are really natural.
Starting point is 06:40:34 In this light I find the history of Christianity, and even of its Hebrew origins, quite practical and clear. It does not trouble me to hold that the Hebrew God was one among many. I know he was, without any research to tell me so. Jehovah and Ball looked equally important, just as the sun and the moon looked the same size. It is only slowly that we learn that the sun is immeasurably our, master, and the small moon only our satellite.
Starting point is 06:41:05 Believing that there is a world of spirits, I shall walk in it as I do in the world of men, looking for the thing that I like and think good. Just as I should seek in a desert for clean water, or toil at the North Pole to make a comfortable fire, so I shall search the land devoid and vision until I find something fresh like water and comforting like fire, until I find some place in eternity where I am literally at home, and there is only one such place to be found. I have now said enough to show to anyone to whom such an explanation is essential, that I have in the ordinary arena of apologetics a ground of belief. In pure records of experiment, if these
Starting point is 06:41:52 be taken democratically without contempt or favor, there is evidence first that miracles happen, and second, that the nobler miracles belong to our tradition. But I will not pretend that this curt discussion is my real reason for accepting Christianity instead of taking the moral good of Christianity as I should take it out of Confucianism. I have another far more solid and central ground for submitting to it as a faith, instead of merely picking up hints from it as a scheme. And that is this, that the Christian Church, in its practical relation to my soul, is a living teacher, not a dead one. It not only certainly taught me yesterday, but will
Starting point is 06:42:34 almost certainly teach me tomorrow. Once I saw suddenly the meaning of the shape of the cross. Someday I may see suddenly the meaning of the shape of the mitre. One fine morning I saw why windows were pointed. Some fine morning I may see why priests were shaven. Plato has told you a truth, but Plato is dead. Shakespeare has startled you with an image, but Shakespeare will not startle you with any more. But imagine what it would be to live with such men still living, to know that Plato might break out with an original lecture tomorrow, or that at any moment Shakespeare might shatter everything with a single song.
Starting point is 06:43:17 The man who lives in contact with what he believes to be a living church is a man always expecting to meet Plato and Shakespeare tomorrow at breakfast. he is always expecting to see some truth that he has never seen before there is one only other parallel to this position and that is the parallel of the life in which we all began when your father told you walking about the garden that bees stung or that roses smelt sweet you did not talk of taking the best out of his philosophy when the bee stung you you did not call it an entertaining coincidence when the rose smelt sweet you did not talk of taking the best out of his philosophy when the bee stung you did not call it an entertaining coincidence when the rose smelt sweet you did not say my father is a rude barbaric symbol enshrining perhaps unconsciously the deep delicate truths that flowers smell no you believed your father because you had found him to be a living fountain of facts a thing that really knew more than you a thing that would tell you truth to-morrow as well as to-day and if this were true of your father it was even truer of your mother at least it was true of mine to whom this book is dedicated now when society is in a rather futile fuss about the subjection of women will no one say how much every man owes to the tyranny and privilege of women to the fact that they alone rule education until education education becomes futile for a boy is only sent to be taught at school when it is too late to teach him anything the real thing has been done already and thank god it is nearly always done by women
Starting point is 06:44:58 every man is womanized merely by being born they talk of the masculine woman but every man is a feminized man and if ever men walk to westminster to protest against this female privilege i shall not join their procession for i remember with certainty this fixed psychological fact that the very time when i was most under a woman's authority i was most full of flame and adventure exactly because of the very time when i was most under a woman's authority i was most full of flame and adventure exactly because of the very time when i was most under a woman's authority exactly because when my mother said that ants bit they did bite and because snow did come in winter as she said therefore the whole world was to me a fairy land of wonderful fulfilments And it was like living in some Hebraic age when prophecy after prophecy came true. I went out as a child into the garden, and it was a terrible place to me, precisely because I had a clue to it. If I had held no clue, it would not have been terrible, but tame. A mere unmeaning wilderness is not even impressive, but the Garden of Childhood was fascinating,
Starting point is 06:46:06 exactly because everything had a fixed meaning which could be found out in its turn. inch by inch i might discover what was the object of the ugly shape called a rake or form some shadowy conjecture as to why my parents kept a cat so since i have accepted christendom as a mother and not merely as a chance example i have found europe and the world once more like the little garden where i stared at the symbolic shapes of cat and rake i look at everything with the old elvish ignorance and expectancy this or that rite or doctrine may look as ugly and extraordinary as a rake but i have found by experience that such things end somehow in grass and flowers A clergyman may be apparently as useless as a cat, but he is also as fascinating, for there must be some strange reason for his existence. I give one instance out of a hundred. I have not myself any instinctive kinship with that enthusiasm for physical virginity, which
Starting point is 06:47:12 has certainly been a note of historic Christianity. But when I look not at myself but at the world, I perceive that this enthusiasm is not only a note of Christianity, but a note of paganism, a note of high human nature in many spheres. The Greeks felt virginity when they carved Artemis, the Romans when they robed the vestals, the worst and wildest of the great Elizabethan playwrights, clung to the literal purity of a woman as to the central pillar of the world. Above all, the modern world, even while mocking sexual innocence, has flung itself into a generous idolatry of sexual innocence, the great modern worship of children.
Starting point is 06:47:57 For any man who loves children will agree that their peculiar beauty is hurt by a hint of physical sex. With all this human experience, allied with the Christian authority, I simply conclude that I am wrong and the church right, or rather that I am defective, while the church is universal. It takes all sorts to make a church. She does not ask me to be celibate, but the fact that I have no appreciation of the celibates I accept like the fact that I have no ear for music. The best human experience is against me, as it is on the subject of Bach. Celibacy is one flower in my father's garden, of which I have not been told a sweet or
Starting point is 06:48:41 terrible name, but I may be told it any day. This, therefore, is, in conclusion, my reason for accepting the religion and not merely the scattered and secular truths out of the religion. I do it because the thing has not merely told this truth or that truth, but has revealed itself as a truth-telling thing. All other philosophies say the things that plainly seem to be true. Only this philosophy has again and again said the thing that does not seem to be true, but is true. Alone of all creeds, it is convincing where it is not attractive. It turns out to be right, like my father in the garden. Theosophists, for instance, will preach an obviously attractive idea like reincarnation,
Starting point is 06:49:30 but if we wait for its logical results, they are spiritual superciliousness and the cruelty of caste. For if a man is a beggar by his own prenatal sins, people will tend to despise the beggar. But Christianity preaches an obviously unattractive idea such as original sin, but when we wait for its results they are pathos and brotherhood and a thunder of laughter and pity, for only with original sin can we at once pity the beggar and distrust the king. Men of science offer us health and obvious benefit. It is only afterwards that we discover that by health they mean bodily slavery and spiritual tedium. orthodoxy makes us jump by the sudden brink of hell it is only afterwards that we realize that jumping was an athletic exercise highly beneficial to our health it is only afterwards that we realize that this danger is the root of all drama and romance the strongest argument for the divine grace is simply its ungraciousness the unpopular parts of christianity turn out when examined to be the very very
Starting point is 06:50:45 props of the people. The outer ring of Christianity is a rigid guard of ethical abnegations and professional priests, but inside an inhumane guard you will find the old human life dancing like children and drinking wine like men, for Christianity is the only frame for pagan freedom. But in the modern philosophy the case is opposite. It is the outer ring that is obviously artistic and emancipated, its despair is within. and its despair is this that it does not really believe that there is any meaning in the universe therefore it cannot hope to find any romance its romances will have no plots a man cannot expect any adventures in the land of anarchy but a man can expect any number of adventures if he goes traveling in the land of authority one can find no meanings in a jungle of skepticism but the man will find more and more meanings, who walks through a forest of doctrine and design.
Starting point is 06:51:49 Here everything has a story tied to its tale, like the tools or pictures in my father's house, for it is my father's house. I end where I began at the right end. I have entered at last the gate of all good philosophy. I have come into my second childhood. But this larger and more adventurous Christian universe has one final mark difficult to express, yet as a conclusion of the whole matter I will attempt to express it. All the real argument about religion turns on the question of whether a man, who is born upside
Starting point is 06:52:24 down, can tell when he comes right way up. The primary paradox of Christianity is that the ordinary condition of man is not his sane or sensible condition, that the normal itself is an abnormality. This is the inmost philosophy of the fall. In Sir Oliver Lodge's interesting new catechism, the first two questions were, What are you, and what then is the meaning of the fall of man? I remember amusing myself by writing my own answers to the questions, but I soon found that they were very broken and agnostic answers.
Starting point is 06:53:03 To the question, what are you? I could only answer, God knows. and to the question, what is meant by the fall? I could answer with complete sincerity that whatever I am, I am not myself. This is the prime paradox of our religion. Something that we have never in any full sense known is not only better than ourselves, but even more natural to us than ourselves. And there is really no test of this except the merely experimental one,
Starting point is 06:53:36 with which these pages began. The test of the padded cell and the open door. It is only since I have known orthodoxy that I have known mental emancipation. But, in conclusion, it has one special application to the ultimate idea of joy. It is said that paganism is a religion of joy and Christianity of sorrow. It would be just as easy to prove that paganism is pure sorrow and Christianism. Christianity pure joy. Such conflicts mean nothing and lead nowhere. Everything human must have in it both joy and sorrow. The only matter of interest is the manner in which the two things are balanced
Starting point is 06:54:20 or divided. And the really interesting thing is this, that the pagan was in the main, happier and happier as he approached the earth, but sadder and sadder as he approached the heavens. The gaiety of the best paganism, as in the playfulness of Cotullus or Theocritus, is indeed an eternal gaiety never to be forgotten by a grateful humanity. But it is all a gaiety about the facts of life, not about its origin. To the pagan the small things are as sweet as the small brooks breaking out of the mountain, but the broad things are as bitter as the sea. When the pagan looks at the very core of the cosmos, he is struck cold.
Starting point is 06:55:06 Behind the gods who are merely despotic, sit the fates who are deadly. Nay, the fates are worse than deadly, they are dead. And when rationalists say that the ancient world was more enlightened than the Christian, from their point of view they are right, for when they say enlightened, they mean darkened with incurable despair. It is profoundly true that the ancient world was more modern than the Christian. The common bond is in the fact that ancients and moderns have both been miserable about existence, about everything, while medievals were happy about that, at least.
Starting point is 06:55:46 I freely grant that the pagans, like the moderns, were only miserable about everything. They were quite jolly about everything else. I concede that the Christians of the Middle Ages were only at peace about everything. They were at war about everything else. But if the question turned on the primary pivot of the cosmos, then there was more cosmic contentment in the narrow and bloody streets of Florence than in the Theater of Athens or the open garden of Epicurus. Guiotto lived in a gloomier town than Euripides, but he lived in a gayer universe.
Starting point is 06:56:25 the mass of men have been forced to be gay about the little things but sad about the big ones nevertheless i offer my last dogma defiantly it is not native to man to be so man is more himself man is more manlike when joy is the fundamental thing in him and grief the superficial melancholy should be an innocent interlude a tender and fugitive frame of mind praise should be the permanent pulsation of the soul pessimism is at best an emotional half-holiday joy is the uproarious labor by which all things live yet according to the apparent estate of man as seen by the pagan or the agnostic this primary need of human nature can never be fulfilled. Joy ought to be expansive, but for the agnostic it must be contracted, it must cling to one corner of the world. Grief ought to be a concentration, but for the agnostic its desolation is spread through an unthinkable eternity. This is what I call being born upside down. The skeptic may truly be said to be, topsy-turvy, for his feet are dancing upwards in idle ecstasies while his brain is in the abyss. To the modern man, the heavens are actually
Starting point is 06:57:48 below the earth. The explanation is simple. He is standing on his head, which is a very weak pedestal to stand on. But when he has found his feet again, he knows it. Christianity satisfies suddenly and perfectly man's ancestral instinct for being the right way up, satisfies it supremely in this that by its creed, joy becomes something gigantic and sadness, something special and small. The vault above us is not deaf because the universe is an idiot. The silence is not the heartless silence of an endless and aimless world. Rather the silence around us is a small and pitiful stillness, like the prompt stillness
Starting point is 06:58:34 in a sick room. We are perhaps permitted tragedy as a sort of merciful comedy, because the frantic energy of divine things would knock us down like a drunken forest. We can take our own tears more lightly than we could take the tremendous levities of the angels. So we sit perhaps in a starry chamber of silence while the laughter of the heavens is too loud for us to hear. Joy which was the small publicity of the pagan is the gigantic secret of the Christian. And as I close this chaotic volume, I open again the strange small book from which all Christianity
Starting point is 06:59:17 came, and I am again haunted by a kind of confirmation. The tremendous figure which fills the Gospels towers in this respect, as in every other, above all the thinkers who have ever thought themselves tall. His pathos was natural, almost casual. The Stoics, ancient and modern, were proud. of concealing their tears. He never concealed his tears. He showed them plainly on his open face at any daily sight, such as the far sight of his native city. Yet he concealed something. Solemn Superman and imperial diplomatists are proud of restraining their anger. He never restrained
Starting point is 07:00:00 his anger. He flung furniture down the front steps of the temple, and asked men how they expected to escape the damnation of hell. Yet he, he was not. He flung furniture down the front steps of the temple, and asked men how they expected to escape the damnation of hell. Yet he restrained something. I say it with reverence. There was in that shattering personality a thread that must be called shyness. There was something that he hid from all men when he went up a mountain to pray. There was something that he covered constantly by abrupt silence or impetuous isolation. There was some one thing that was too great for God to show us when he walked upon our earth and i have sometimes fancied that it was his mirth end of chapter nine end of orthodoxy by gilbert k chesterton

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