Classic Audiobook Collection - Tall Tales Of Cape Cod by Marillis Bittinger ~ Full Audiobook [folklore]

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

Tall Tales Of Cape Cod by Marillis Bittinger audiobook. Genre: folklore Tall Tales Of Cape Cod gathers a spirited handful of legends, yarns, and half-remembered histories that Cape Codders might tell when the wind is up and the tide is turning. Marillis Bittinger blends local color with playful exaggeration, introducing a shoreline where strict Sabbath manners collide with human stubbornness, where buried loot and sudden gold fever tempt the hopeful, and where old superstitions still cling to the dunes. Across these episodes, you will meet sailors and sweethearts, practical townsfolk and notorious eccentrics, plus more than a few uncanny presences: a feared woman rumored to be a witch, salvagers turned mooncussers who lure ships toward disaster, and larger-than-life figures and creatures that make the Cape feel both familiar and mythic. Some tales lean into romance, others into humor, and others into eerie wonder, but all of them circle the same core question: what makes a place feel like home, and what do its stories reveal about the people who live there? With its quick pacing and strong storytelling voice, this collection invites you to listen in like a guest by the harbor fire. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:02:53) Chapter 02 (00:43:15) Chapter 03 (01:25:26) Chapter 04 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tall Tales of Cape Cod by Marilis Bittinger, Part 1, Introduction To My Father, who mother says, tells the tallest tales of them all, and who helped me in the preparation of this book. There is not a part of the United States that does not have its share of fascinating folklore, from the coast of California and its legends of gold, to the hardy New England shores, rich with its stories of shrewd Yankee, Yankee peddlers, personalities, and fables, march back from the past and implant themselves

into the region as firmly and lastingly as the giant Redwoods of California or the huge elm arches of Yarmouth on Cape Cod. An integral part of sectionalized history, American folklore holds its own as a meter by which we may judge and understand those hardy men and women who took the new world in their hands and molded its character for the generations to come. The title of this volume is perhaps misleading. Tall Tales of Cape Cod they are, yes, but in a broader sense, that are the feel and the basis of a way of life.

These fables and superstitions, personalities, and adventures cannot be labeled merely tall tales, for they were such an important part of life on Cape Cod that to think of the narrow land without them, would be impossible. The stories I have presented here are, in a sense, true. Some of them are original, that is, products of my own imagination, fired by the Cape and its history. Others are as old as the Cape itself, and have been repeated time and again. Still others have been gleaned from conversation with Cape Cod folk, and from the invaluable old books which I have been

fortunate enough to have made available to me. it would be impossible for me to state the credulity of the tales found in this volume. That is a matter entirely for the reader to decide. But this is Cape Cod with its adventure and romance, mystery, and humor, and I hope that the reader will find in them the true feel of a land that is incomparable in history, salty humor, and rock-bound tradition. Marraise Bittinger, Plymouth, Massachusetts, April 1, 1914. End of Introduction.

Part 2 of Tall Tales of Cape Cod by Marilis Bittinger. This Libervox recording is in the public domain. Part 2 No kissing on Sunday. It isn't unusual during the light-hearted days of spring, or during any season, for that matter, to see a boy or girl exchange a kiss. But back in the days when a kiss between any but married couples

was a gross impropriety, any demonstration of affection on the Sabbath was against the law, even between married couples. There is no attempt to claim here that this law was never broken, but woe unto those hapless couples who were found out. A Horwich great-great-great-grandestor, a red-blooded sailing man, had been away on a long sea voyage and returned unexpectedly on one Sabbath afternoon. He strode down the street to his home, and at the gate bellowed joyously for his wife. She rushed out the door and into his arms, and the captain's natural inclination was, of course,

to greet his wife with a hug and a kiss. They both, in the moment of meeting, quite forgot the law which forbade any such goings on. A prying neighbor, a frustrated old maid, no doubt, reported the incident to the authorities, with the result that the affectionate captain was clapped into the stocks for two days to repent. Not less than a month after this romance-thwarting incident, another couple was hauled into court. It would seem from this story that it was not god-fearing folk who gathered garden fresh peas on the Sabbath. The husband had returned from the sea Sunday morning, and his loving wife, knowing that fresh peas were his favorite vegetable,

had gone into a garden and gathered an apron full for dinner. It is not known what punishment was levied on the couple, but it is recorded in the family records that they receive their just punishment with God-like mean. The Cape Cod Gold Rush The lights in the cell block of the Charleston State Prison shone forth in musty yellow streaks one midsummer night in 1849. It was the hour when the first of the Charleston State Prison, shown forth in musty yellow streaks one midsummer night in 1849. It was the hour when the prisoners were left to their own devices within their tiny cells before the final night lockup.

The final lockup bell clanged through the stone prison. The main lever was thrown and the block was dark, save for two lanterns at the end of the long corridor. The men settled down to sleep. But in the corner cell of Section 3 second floor, there was no thought of sleep. The occupant of this cell was William Phelps, sentenced to a long term after confessing to a startling $50,000 bank robbery at Wheeling. The loot had never been found, and it had taken authorities a long time to catch up with Phelps. But it was not thoughts of reclaiming the fortune upon being released from prison that kept Feltz awake this night. He had no intention of waiting 10 long years

to return to the outside world, and tonight he was planning a way to beat this waiting. His was not a plan of violence or a foolhardy attempt at escape. Phelps was not unintelligent, and although he had little formal education, he was nevertheless known to be shrewd, gaugy, and quick-witted. Phelps waited until the prison was completely quiet, and he could hear only the steady breathing from the cell next to his

and an occasional murmur from the lips of some uneasy sleeper. Then he sprang into action. He took his ten drinking cup in his hand and rattled it across the bars of his cell, hollering loudly for the guard. The lights in the corridor lit up, and the guards came running down to his cell, where Phelps demanded to see the warden, saying that he wished to tell of the whereabouts of the $50,000.

When the warden stumbled, sleepy and red-off, from his room, his annoyance about being awakened was amazingly short-lived when he learned the reason. It was decided that the search for the loot was to start early the next morning. Phelps had promised, under guarantee of a lightened sentence, to lead the warden and his assistance to the very spot in which he had hidden the $50,000. The buried treasure, said Phelps, was at Cotuit on Cape Cod. There were two men that did not sleep in the prison that night, for their heads were whirling with plans.

These men were Warden Robinson and prisoner Phelps. A golden cloud of money and freedom from the job of Warden filled the mind of Warden Robinson, for his share of the reward promised for the return of the money would make it possible for him to retire and live pretty much as he chose. For Phelps, the Golden Cloud meant only one thing, freedom, and already his mercurial thoughts, were sliding from one fabulous plan to another,

plans that could only be fulfilled by this freedom. At 5 o'clock the next morning, Phelps, Warden Robinson, and the sheriff started out for Cape Cod and the $50,000. Phelps, after the trio, had arrived at Cotouet, and the general vicinity of the buried loop, pulled out a map which he had carefully prepared the night before, and studied it intently.

Elaborate steps were taken to follow the map to the letter. Warden Robinson's hands shook as he held the map in its hands, and even the calm Phelps seemed ruffled and excited. The exact spot was finally found, and the digging began, digging that went on and on for what seemed like endless hours. It grew darker as evening began to turn into night, when Phelps sprang to his feet and shouted, were almost there.

Shovels tossed dirt furiously, and the exhilarated sheriff leaped into the hole for a closer look. The warden's face, illuminated by the lantern which he held, was a mask of suppressed desire, and his eyes were holes of excitement and longing. He had no thought of anything but the money, which lay so close within his grasp. But it was at this moment that Phelps,

forgotten both by the warden and the sheriff, in this instant of near wealth, put his ingenious plan into culminating action. As the warden leaned still closer into the hole where the sheriff was still frantically digging, Phelps lifted his foot and booted the gullible warden into the hole on top of the sheriff. In the confusion that inevitably followed, Phelps made a successful dash for freedom and later made his way to the true spot where the $50,000 was hidden. how scargo lake got its name the handsome stalwart young brave runner from a distant tribe looked just once at the proud and fiery princess scargo beautiful daughter of saddam chief of the bobboussay tribe that once dwelt on the shores of denis and lost his heart to her and the princess who had given her heart to no man before fell madly in love as token of his love and devotion the young of his love and devotion the young

young brave presented his beloved with a beautifully carved hollowed-out pumpkin filled with water in which were swimming four small silvery fish. The princess adored her gift and placed the small fish in a tiny pond which she hollowed out with her own hands. The beautiful Indian maiden spent long hours by her pond for her lover had promised to return to her before the fish had grown to maturity. And so every day she watched the growth of her fish, for each change in size brought her closer to the young brave to whom she had pledged her love. But the summer was a long and dry one, and when Princess Gargo went to her pond one morning, she found it dry, and three of her beloved fish dead. The princess was mad with grief,

she wept and wailed, and the tears of grief kept alive the one remaining fish, which she placed once more in the pumpkin. Her indulgence. Her indulgence, father immediately called an important powwow. It was decided that a lake should be dug especially for Princess Scargo's fish. The strongest and most skillful brave shot an arrow in four directions. Each time an arrow fell, it marked a boundary of the lake. The work of digging the lake basin went on steadily. When autumn's bright hues painted the countryside and the fall rains came, the lake bed filled deep and clear. Princess Scargo placed her fish in the man-made lake

and prepared to wait once more for her lover. He came as he had promised, and after their marriage they lived in their lodges on the shores of Scargo Lake, where the descendants of the silvery fish, token of an Indian love, still swim. The Curse of Old Mother Melt No one knew her real name,

or from where she came. She seemed as old as time itself, and her cavernous eyes were fathomless pits of mystic wisdom. The villagers spoke of her in hushed tones, and they called her Old Mother Melt. They believed she was a witch. Old Mother Melt lived in an ancient, ragged cottage on the outskirts of Provincetown, and the townspeople dared not venture near her cottage after dark. Many a youth, returning from an evening of courting in a neighboring town, and forced to pass by the cottage of Old Mother Melt on his way home, was scared out of his breeches by the strange noises and eerie lights that came from the windows. This fear came from years of inbred superstition and ignorance, for Mother Melt had never done any harm that could be proven. Nevertheless, she remained and avoided fearsome character. Whenever disaster, illness, or calamity befell someone in the village,

there were many who murmured ominously about one of Mother Melt's curses, and the thread of that old Mother Melt will get you, disciplined many and of steperous child. Whenever Mother Melt made one of her infrequent trips to the village for a few meager staples, those on the streets slid quickly into doorways and shops, children scampered to their calling. mothers, and all peered suspiciously at the grotesque old figure of Mother Melt as she picked

her way slowly through the narrow streets. The days of Old Mother Melt were the great days of fishing in Provincetown, and there was not a seaman in the village who would go near her cottage the week before he was to sail. But there was one whaling man, Captain Samuel Collins, who scoffed at any mention of such things as witchcraft and curses, and it was to this man that Mother Mel spoke one day. Her request was a simple one. She knew that Captain Collins was to leave shortly for a long whaling trip, and she asked that he take her son, a strong, intelligent lad of about 15, with him on his trip as cabin boy and apprentice. Captain Collins had no qualms about accepting,

for he knew and liked the boy, and had often been impressed. by his quickness. So Mother Melt dream of her boy off to sea, perhaps someday becoming master of his own ship, was realized. But through some mix-up, when sailing time arrived, Mother Melt's son was not to be found, and the captain could wait no longer for the boy. As the call and ship sailed away, Mother Melt was at the wharf, shrieking a curse upon the ship and all its hands. Several weeks of steady winds and fair weather favored Captain Collins, but this run of good weather was shattered by a freak storm of sudden, fierce intensity. Monstrous waves and savage winds battered the fishing ship. Several of the crew were washed overboard to their deaths, and valuable time was lost in repairing

the damage. Captain Collins recalled then the curse of Mother Melt and declared that she was responsible for the disaster, for he could see no other explanation. for the weird freak storm, which had arisen so unexpectedly and caused so much damage. He swore to kill Mother Melt when he returned to home port. When the great fishing ship leapt into Truro, Captain Collins wasted no time. He was the first to stride down the gangplank and made his way straight to the old cottage at the edge of Provincetown village. There he found Mother Melt, weak and spent from a long illness.

but nothing halted him or his anger. Mother Melt pleaded so passionately for her life, however, that he gave up his determination for revenge and promised to spare her if she in turn promised to never again utter a curse. Upon the death of Old Mother Melt, Captain Collins took her son under his wing, and the lad later became master of his own ship, which had a long and remarkable record of clear sailing, free from storms and disasters.

It is said that Mother Melt watched over the ship as it sailed the seven seas. Barney Gould I happened into the Orleans General Store one drizzly afternoon and found some old timers gathered round the pop-bellied stove reminiscing about days gone by and some of the personalities that colored those days. Perhaps the old cracker barrel, the wonderful mixed smell of molestine, and spices, and the kerosene lanterns were missing, but in the midst of modern conveniences

of a modern store, I traveled back into the past as I listened to the talk that flowed around the circle by the stove. Rain streaked down the window panes, a little puddle of rainwater at the doorway widened as a few stragglers came in out of the storm, stamping their boots and shaking off their slickers like ducks just out of water. The moods of the weather have a wonderful effect on conversation in such a setting, and bring forth stories almost forgotten, stories oft-repeated, and tall tales that grew and grew with the years. Seth Finley had a ghost of a smile on his wrinkled face and a reminiscent twinkle in

his deep-sea eyes. I heard him chuckled deep down inside, and felt somehow that a good yarn or two was forthcoming. Seth caught me looking at him and chuckled again. Suppose you wonderin what I'm looking so pleased about, don't you? Well, I'll tell you. All these stories about what you off-capers would call characters brings to mine old Barney Gould. I ain't saying all the stories you hear about him air true by quite a feller.

I might be tashed, maybe, but harmless. One thing he was most dead about, and that was using trains, or anything else besides the two legs that God gave him. He used to make regular trips up Boston and back, carrying packages and letters for folks. It wasn't long before we was calling him Barney Goulds Express. And a swan effing one day when Ben Howes wanted a dozen wood-end tooth rakes, he gave Barney a quarter, and the durned fool,

walked all the way to Boston, got the rakes, and hiked all the way back with the rakes over his shoulder. Another funny thing about Barney, he'd have got the idea somewhere that he owned the roads. He'd stop everybody he met and asked him for two cents for his road tax. I remember one day he came up to me for the tax. All I had was a dime. He said that would pay my road tax for five years. If he'd lived for that five years, it would have waited till then to ask me again.

He never forgot who had paid and who hadn't, and never hid up the same fella twice in the same. year. You've heard tell about them long-distance walkers, I calculate, while Barney was one of them. These ways, that's how the stories go. They tell one story about that's kind of hard to believe. Seems that Captain Joel Nickerson was starting off in his schooner for New Orleans. Barney was fooling round down the dock, helping the crew cast off. Captain Nickerson hollered over to him, say, Barney, meet us down New Orleans to help us tie up, will you? You won't believe me, but sure enough, when the old schooner hove longside at the New Orleans dock,

there was Barney waiting to help tie up. He walked all the way down from Peatown to New Orleans. And one time, bet you won't believe this either, he thought he'd like to see the Wild West. Yep, walked all the way to Frisco and back, took him near two years, but he said it was worth it. Of course, that was when he was young and strong. Yep, it sure had to do. a pair of legs did Barney Gould. It pays to keep the Sabbath. Joe Crocker, down wealthy way, learned through bitter experience that it pays to keep the Sabbath. Joe was always one to find a

dollar, and when he did, he made the most of it. But he didn't hanker after what most folks call real work. His financial status depended mostly on old lady luck, and she chose one Sunday to shine down on him. Joe was strolling down the beach one Sunday morning when God-fearing folks were in church, and he came across a school of blackfish flung up on the beach. Now, a man who finds such a school of beached blackfish is a fortunate one indeed, for he is well paid for the melons that are found in the skulls of the fish. Old Joe promptly set to work, cutting his initials in the blackfish skulls as a claim to his ownership. He was visibly engaged in this task when the Methodist minister came by

and caught him in the act, so to speak. He reprimended him severely, and Joe just laughed. The minister said he could laugh then, but that he would get the devil's own pay tomorrow, and strode on. I guess he knew it was useless to try and convert a melon-cutting heathen on the Sabbath. Well, early next morning, Joe went down to sell his fish, but the market prices had taken a sudden weekend drop, and the sperm oil man wouldn't buy. So there was Joe left with a beach full of smelly black fish, and you've never smelled such

as stench as came up from a beach school of blackfish when the wind is coming from the sea. The townspeople finally couldn't stand it another minute, and a group of them came down to the beach to get rid of the school. And sure enough, there were Joe's initial. carved in the skulls where he had put them on Sunday forenoon. Those initials, J.C., were enough to convince every man Jack of them that the whole smelly job was up to one man, the owner, and the owner was obviously Joe Crocker.

He put up quite an argument, but he finally had to hire a half-dozen fishermen to tow the blackfish back out to sea. The Methodist minister was heard to remark that some people had to learn the heart, way that it pays to keep the Sabbath day. Joe didn't have a thing to say, and he still didn't come to Sunday meeting, but no one ever saw him looking for easy work on the Sabbath again. Timmy Drew and the Bullfrogs. Once upon a time it is said, there lived in Chatham on Cape Cod, a little whippersnapper of a fellow named Timothy Drew. Timothy was not more than four feet eight, and that standing in his thick-souled boots.

And so, as befall so many unfortunates of Timmy's stature, he was forced to accept heckling from his taller associates, among whom Timmy appeared a dwarf. But long-legged men held no fears for Timmy, for although small he made up in spirit what he lacked in bulk, as is so often the case with small men. Timmy was all pluck and gristle, and no steel trap was so small.

smarter. When Timmy refused to stand for the chives that were thrown at him, he was chock-full of fight. To be sure, he could hit his tormentors no higher than the belt buckle, but his blows were so rapid and full of force that he beat the daylights out of many a ten-footer. When Timmy was in his fiery youth, the words, if you say that here again, I'll knock it into the middle of next week, were enough to quell any belligerent. Timmy drew was a natural-born shoemaker. No man around could hammer out a piece of leather with such speed and accuracy. Timmy used his knee for a lapstone, and years of thumping made it hard and stiff as an iron hinge. Timmy's shoe shock was near a pleasant valley on the edge of a pond. In the spring,

this pond was a fashionable gathering place for hundreds of bullfrogs that came there from all parts to spend the warm season. Several of these bullfrogs were of extraordinary size, and as they became used to Timmy, who spent some time down near the pond's edge, feeding them, they would draw near to his shop, raise their heads, and swell out their throats like balloons until the area vibrated with their basso music. Timmy, keeping busily at his work to the accompaniment of this bullfrog male chorus, beat time. for them with his tooling hammer, and in this manner the hours passed away as pleasantly as the day is long. Now, Timmy was not one of those shoemakers who stick eternally to their bench like a ball

of wax. In fact, Timmy made a habit of carrying his work to his customer's house, partly for assurance of a perfect fit, and partly for company. Then, too, he always stopped at the tavern on his way home from work for sociability and to inquire about the day's news. It was here especially that Timmy found his size unfortunate, for here gathered all the jokers and wags of the neighborhood, as well as the notoriously teasing and practical joking peddlers. Although Timmy felt as uncomfortable as a short-tailed horse in flytime in this company, he loved to be there and reveled in the conversation and the stories that were told. Unfortunately for Timmy, however, the peddlers took the keenest delight in imposing on his credulity

as well as on his stature. They always seemed to have the most amazing conglomeration of tall stories at hand, but also seemed to have even more amazing ones when the gullible Timmy was present. They had learned long before that Timmy was not to be toyed with about his height, but still retained their practice of goading him on to believe their incredibly tall tails. And there was no one who can describe an incredible fact with more plausibility than a peddler. His profession alone had taught him to maintain an iron gravity when selling his wares, which, with very few exceptions, could certainly not sell themselves.

Thus, their tails sufficient in themselves, to embarrass any other narrate, carried great conviction. But there was a joke which the peddlers played on Timmy that carried itself out far beyond any and all expectations. Many and diverse were the pranks played on Timmy the gullible, but never before one with such repercussions as this one, which from the start seemed made to order for him. A fashionable tailor in the neighboring and larger village decided to advertise in Chatham, thereby bringing to himself trade from the small community and others like it. This tailor took it on himself to have a large and flaming advertisement made which was posted in the tavern which Timmy frequented on his way home from the shoe shop.

The advertisement excited general interest for the tailor asserted to have, at greatly reduced prices, a splendid assortment of coats, pantaloons, and waistcuts of all colors and fashions, as well as a great variety of trimmings, such as tape, thread, buckrum, ribbons, and this last item was especially stressed, frogs, those cord material hooks in the shape of that deep-throated and squat reptile. The next time Timmy appeared at the tavern, his associates and a peddler hecklers pointed out to him the advertisement with special stress on the frogs. They reminded him of the plenteous supply of these frogs to be found in his own neighboring lily pond.

Why, Timmy, they said, this is the chance of a lifetime. If you were to give up shoemaking and take to frog catching, you would make your tarnel fortune. How so? asked Timmy. Why, lad, spoke up one of the peddlers. Can't you see by that poster that frogs are in great demand in fashionable tailoring? Yes, Timmy, spoke up still another conspirator in the joke.

You might bag a thousand and half a day, and folks say they will bring a dollar a thousand. It was obvious that these words had a great effect on Timmy, for he was carefully considering the suggestion and could see the money pouring already into his outstretched hands. There's frogs enough in Lillivand, he mused, but it's tarnation hard work to catch him on swagger They plaguey, slippery fellas.

Then up spoke Joe Gawkey, by far the most infamous practical jokster in the company. Never mind, Timmy. Take a fishnet and scoop them up. You must have them alive and fresh. And then drawing Timmy aside, Joe whispered, Tell you what I'll do. I'll go you shares. Say nothing of it to anyone.

Tomorrow night, I'll come up and help you catch a goodly batch, and we'll divide the game. Timmy was in raptures. but he was, as you will soon see, counting his frogs before they were caught. As Timmy walked home that night, a cagey thought upon which he inwardly prided himself, came into his head. Thought Timmy, these here frogs in a manner belong to me since my shop stands near Lily Pond. Why should I make two bites at a cherry and divide profits with Joe Gawke?

By, gravy, I'll get up early in the morning and be off with a batch of them in the tailors before Sunday. and keep the money all to myself. And so he did. Never before had there been such a stir among the placid frogs of Lily Pond. In fact, they were taken quite by surprise and with no little difficulty. Timmy captured a huge bag of them and set off on his journey to the tailors. Mr. Buckram, the fashionable tailor, was an elderly gentleman and a nervous one, and when disturbed, inclined to be peevish.

Mr. Buckram was also very particular, both about his own attire and that of his customers, and prided himself on the neat-as-a-pin appearance of his shop. The unsuspecting Mr. Buckram was well engaged in making a waistcoat for a Harick gentleman when Timmy entered the shop. The sight of Timmy alone was enough to make anyone take notice, but Timmy, together with a large and curiously jumping bag slung over his shoulder, was indeed a sight to see. Timmy wasted no time in preliminaries, perhaps under the impression that big business needed no introduction. Since the tailor had not noticed or seemingly did not hear his

entrance into the quiet shop, Timmy assumed that the elderly man was deaf. So without further ado, Timmy leaned down and pressing his mouth near the old man's head, bellowed at the top of his lungs, do you want any frogs today? The old gentleman dropped his shears and jumped clear off his stool in astonishment, viewing Timmy with a mixture of amazement and alarm. Ah, any frogs? What in tarnation for? I got a fine lot here, persisted Timmy, thinking the tailor was being shrewd, air just from the pond and lively as grasshoppers mr buckram was plainly confused don't bellow in my ears he exclaimed i'm not deaf tell me what you want and then be off i want to sell you these frogs you shall have them at a bargain only one dollar a hundred i won't take a cent less do you want em or not if i can't get satisfaction here i shall go elsewhere and you shall miss out on a great bargain mr buckram thought he was face to face with a miniature madman and attempted to rid himself of the small nuisance with bravado.

Now, I don't want any frogs. Now get out of my shop, you young fool. I say you do want him, shouted Timmy, but you're playing offish-like to be down my price. I won't take a cent less, I tell you. The conversation went on like this for fully ten minutes, and finally Timmy, puzzled, mortified, and angry, slowly withdrew. It won't be a little bit of a buy them, thought Timmy, for what they are worth, and as for taking nothing for him, I won't. And yet I don't want to lug them back to Lillipond again. Curse the old man anyway. I'll try him once more and be durned if I'll ever plague myself this way again. And once more he entered the tailor shop.

Mr. Buckramma, this is absolutely your last chance. Are you willing to give me anything for these frogs? The old man was goaded beyond endurance. He sprang from his work, and took after Timmy with his long shears. Well, then, said Timmy bitterly as he backed away, take him among you for nothing, and so saying, emptied the contents of the bag on the floor of the shop, and marched indignantly away.

Well, you can imagine the confusion that followed. One hundred live bullfrogs had a marvelous time jumping about the shop. Every nook and corner had a bullfrog in it, and to make matters worse, and add to the confusion, they set up a loud and indignant cacophony of chug-a-lums, and thus dissolve the golden visions of Timmy the frog-catcher. After this affair, Timmy could not bear the thought, sight, sound, or mention of a frog. He never admitted that a joke had been played on him,

but his associates would not let him forget the incident. They referred constantly to the matter. He was rarely seen now. the tavern and even the town children called after him on the street oh there goes the frog catcher you see the story had spread up and down the cape and timmy had no peace the sound of frogs singing in the lily pond and sent timmy to such a degree that he would run out of the shop and pelt the poor things with stones to stop their noise it seemed after a while that their song which he heard both day and night, had definite words in it, and contained his own name.

On one night in particular, Timmy was awakened from sound sleep by a tremendous bellowing directly under his window. It seemed as if all the frogs in the world were clearing their throats for a mass chug-a-lum. He listened with amazement and could soon distinguish. Woo, Timmy, Drew, ooh, I can make a shoe, as well as you, ooh, and better to, ooh, too, Timmie drew, ooh, boo, ooh. Timmy was certain no ordinary frogs could pipe out such a song at that rate. He leaped out of bed and rushed from the house. I'll teach those rascals to come around plaguing me, he said.

But no one could be seen. It was a clear, bright night. All was solitary and still, save for an occasional rumble from the sleeping frogs. After throwing a few stones into the bushes, Timmy retired once more and fell into uneasy sleep. The amazing concert continued night after night, swelling on the evening breeze, and then sinking away into the distance. Again and again, Timmy attempted to discover who were the perpetrators of the nightly serenading. They could not be found. He began to feel certain that he was to be forever haunted by the music. His friend sympathized with him, but Timmy was too upset to sense

the mischief in the air. The next time Timmy stopped at the tavern, he found all in earnest consultation. Here he comes, said one, as soon as Timmy entered. Have you heard the news? inquired the tavern keeper. No, said Timmy with a groan. Joe Galky has seen such a critter in the pond, a monstrous large frog as big as a ox with eyes as large as a horse i never heard a no such thing in all my born days nor i said sam greening nor i said josh whiting nor i said tom bisbee i have heard tell as such a critter in ohio said ebb crawley frogs have been the seed there as big as suckling pig but not in these ear parts mrs timmings said sam greening feels quite melancholy about it she guesses as how it's a sign some terrible thing that's going to happen.

I was fishing for pickerel, said Joe Gawke, who, by the way, was a tall, spindly shanked fellow, with a white head and who stooped in the chest like a crook-necked squash. I was after pickerel and had up frog's leg for bait. There was a tarnation big pickerel just springing at the line when out-sailed this great E-devil from under the bank. By the living hokey, he was as large as a small, side man, such a straddle-bug I never seed, a upline and cleared out like a blue fish,

I can tell you. Timmy searched anxiously the faces of all present for some sign of spoofing, but he could see only sober concern that credited the story. He began to feel very uneasy. That must be the critter I heard t'other night in the pond, exclaimed Josh Whiting. I swanee, he roared, louder than a bull. This last statement aroused in Timmy, diverse emotions, all connected with the ceremonating that had been his for the past many nights.

In vain the company questioned him concerning his knowledge of the matter. He would not say a word. After this introduction, the conversation took naturally to discussion of the supernatural. Each one had some story to tell of witches, ghosts, and goblins. By degrees the company dispersed until Timmy Drew found himself quite alone. He found it difficult to get up and start home, for the conversation had impressed him more than he would admit at the time, and the walk home by the lily pond was nothing he cared to consider.

At length he got up courage and started home. His course lay over a solitary road, darkened by overshadowing trees, A tomb-like silence, heightened by his thoughts, prevailed, disturbed only by his echoing footsteps. Timmy Drew marched straight ahead with a stealthy pace, not daring to look behind, yet dreading to proceed by Lily Pond. At last, he reached the top of the hill at the foot of which were his house and Lily Pond. He had just about reached his door when a sudden rustle of leaves by the pond brought his heart dry and bitter to his mouth. At this moment the moon slipped aside a cloud and seemed to focus on an object

that turned Timmy to stone on the spot. An unearthly monster in the shape of a mammoth bullfrog sat on its ugly haunches glaring at him with eyes like burning coals. With a single leap it was by Timmy's side and he felt one of his ankles caught in a cold, wet grasp. Terror gave him strength. With a howl and a Herculian effort, he pulled himself away from the monster's clutches and tore up the hill. By the living hokey, said Joe Gawkey, slowly rising from the ground and arranging his clothing, O'd a guess that this ear, old pumpkin head a top my shoulder with a candle of burning in it would have said, old Timmy's tip knees are going at that rate. I couldn't see him travel for the dust his boots rose. It is hardly necessary to add,

that Cape Cod saw no more of the frog-catcher from Chatham, Timothy Drew. The wrong gulls. Captain Caleb Nickerson of Truro, a master of a large ship, which oftentimes took on young boys as apprentices and cabin boys, was sailing home to the Cape after a long journey. When the ship was almost a peatown, Captain Nick, bone-weary and worn from the long run, decided to turn the wheel over to young David, a youth who had shipped out with him to learn the fine art of seamanship but captain nickerson the boy demurred i don't know much about navigation yet and the compass is still strange to me

don't worry lad said caleb reassuringly teem gulls over there well just follow em right along and they'll take you right home to port with these words captain nickerson went below to his quarters for his snooze when he awoke a few hours later he peered out of the porthole and was dumbfounded to find himself still out in the open ocean when the ship should have arrived in Provincetown long before. Rushing madly topside, the captain grabbed poor Dave by the nape of the neck and in a few choice mariners' words demanded what in tarnation he thought he was doing. "'But cap'n,' exclaimed the perplexed boy, "'you told me to follow them gulls over there, and I've been right on their trail.' captain nick grabbed the telescope took one squint-eyed look at the gulls and then bellowed why ye durn fool them chatham gulls not truro gulls end of part two part three of tall tales of cape cod by marlis spittinger this liber box recording is in the public domain part three she had the last word a cape cod widow whose married life have been far from people and happy, refused to let the minister write a flowery tribute for her husband's gravestone, as was the custom.

But propriety and convention of the times insisted that something appear carved on the headstone, and so the indomitable woman left the choice of verse entirely up to the local stone-cutter. He resorted to the stock phrase, as I am now, so you will be, prepare for death and follow me. Convention, thus being satisfied, no more was thought of the matter, but when friends and relatives paid their next visit to the grave, they were shocked and stunned to see, carved beneath the Stonecutter's verse, these lines, to follow you, I'll not consent, because I know which way you went. The singular case of the young anatomist, fate that capricious ruler of the tides that govern our lives, arranged a meeting on the wild wind-swept hill of storms in Truro on Cape Cod,

a meeting so strange that for the sake of credulity, I must withhold the name of the earthly being who took part in it, for it was on a dark fall night long ago that a Cape Cod boy, with nothing in his pockets but his dreams, and a burning ambition, met and talked with a live skeleton, and caught up on the crest of fate's precarious wave was swept high to fame and fortune. We will call him Tom, and nothing else, this young and ardent hero of our story, for if, in the telling of this strange tale, which I swear to be true,

the real name of the young man were disclosed, you, gentle reader, would scoff and read no further. A look at young Tom as this amazing story, unfolds, would reveal a singularly insignificant youth, dreamy of eye, and slight of form. Tom burned with that white flame of ambition, thwarted by a financial standing, about equal to that of a beachcomer, and a scanty country education. But youth has strange ways of overcoming such obstacles, and Tom's energies, rather than diminishing, seemed to gather momentum and strength from the meager stuff. upon which they were fed why or how cut off as he was from higher learning Tom chose

anatomy as his field to conquer no one knows but chose it he did he spent every waking hour and every dream yearning for the day when he would be able to buy for himself the textbooks that would pave his rocky road to success a penny here and a week later a penny there finally Tom was able to to purchase a small text on anatomy. In less than three weeks he had memorized with the correct Latin names thrown in for good measure every word, every definition, every diagram in the textbook.

This subject was his life, and he wrapped himself so completely in his fierce desires that to shake hands with a man became not merely a gesture of friendship, but a good chance to feel the finger bones manipulate. but happily tom was too intelligent not to know that this knowledge although he could describe exactly the position use and articulation of every bone in the human body did not make him an anatomist for his descriptions were merely a repetition of the words in the small book which had become his bible his burning desires now changed course to those of seeing and examining an actual skeleton and these thoughts buzzed round in his mind like a swarm of angry bees.

A pensive, solitary figure, Tom sat one night by the huge fireplace in the local inn, lost in thought and dream. The flames in the fire before him took the shape of grinning, caborting skeletons. He was so absorbed in his dream world that the noisy animation and conversation about him pricked his consciousness no harder than a fly on an elephant's-eyed. The men were talking, as they had for weeks, about old Cyrus Goodstone, a man always thought of as rich, but who had died without a trace of money to be found anywhere, much to the distress of his creditors.

But when, during one of those violent and sudden early spring rain storms, the door of the end flew open, and they hooded and cloaked, stranger strode into the room, even Tom took notice. For the stranger stood before the fire, his back to the company, and neither spoke nor turned when greeted. The storm stopped as suddenly as it had started, and when the moonlight shone once more through the window, the stranger healed about, gathered his voluminous cloak more closely about him and left. And Ealer, sitting near Tom, spoke up, That be a queer chap, I'm

going to see what he's about. And with these words, he too left the end. Less than five minutes later, he returned, white as a flounder's belly. He made a bee line for the table and gulped down a glass of rum. Then gasping, partly

from fright and partly from the raw drink of rum, he spoke, "'Ud's idikud! Old chap just gone out, got no proper face like, only a deathhead. Let me square in the face and the moonlight he did, and I can tell he I waited to see no more.

At this startling tale, Tom sprang from his lethargy, like a man possessed, and clutching the terrified Eeler by the coat lapels, he yelled, You mean he was a skeleton? When the answer was a startled, yes, Tom shouted which way did he go? Well, down towards the graveyard, sure, said the Eeler, but Tom was out of the door, before the words had barely tickled the lips of the Eeler.

No thought that the Eiler might have been seeing things entered Tom's mind, and he tore down the road toward the graveyard on Truro's Hill of Storms. The night wind, the scudding clouds that made the night a night of shadows, the bony-fingered branches that picked at his face as he ran through the shortcut in the woods, of these things Tom was unaware. for on the hill of storms, midst gravest gravestones battered by sea winds and spray, was his heart's desire. Tom stood at the top of the hill, bracing himself against the sea wind. His heart thudded against his ribs like the heavy breakers that boomed against the rocks below.

His wild eyes swept the graveyard, and then, in the split second when the clouds parted and the moon shone through, Tom saw, still enveloped in the cloak, the figure from the end, gazing sorrowfully down at the new grave marker of Cyrus Goodston. Then in a sudden sweep of wind, the cloak billowed up, fell to the ground, and left gleaming phosphoresly in the misty moonlight, the unbelievable figure of a skeleton. Thank my stars, yelled Tom. I've found my skeleton at last. "'Young man,' said the skeleton in a hollow voice, "'clacking his hideous-inched jaws, attend.' "'How beautifully!' cried Tom, ignoring the command, "'can I see the play of the lower maxillary?'

"'attend, I say,' repeated the skeleton, "'in a still more frightening voice, "'and then turning, rash, boy, what are you about?' exclaimed the bony air-perition. "'The fact is, our enthralled hearing, was busily running his fingers up and down the vertebra of the skeleton, counting them to see if they corresponded with the number given in his book, and muttering gleefully, seven cervical, twelve dorsal, just right.

The skeleton, angered and shocked, speechless, raised his arm and shook his fist at the absorbed tom, who with his eyes fixed on the bony elbow, merely shouted joyfully, the gingeloid movement is perfect. The skeleton was plainly confused. Never before had he, accustomed to scaring the wits out of people, encountered any such attitude as this,

for Tom stood before him completely unafraid. He was amazed at the scientific stand taken by a young anatomist. As a matter of fact, the skeleton began to feel a little wary himself and moved away from Tom, darting in and out, from behind the gravestones in an effort to get away. But Tom was not to be put off at this late date, and overtaking the skeleton grabbed on and held for all he was worth. The ensuing conversation, however, was friendly, and the skeleton exclaimed that he was old Cyrus Goodstone himself. He had, he said, buried his money underground, and could not rest in peace until he had dug it up and paid off his creditors.

This he asked Tom to do. Tom consented upon one condition, which he laid in a very business-like manner before the skeleton. It will be some trouble, he said, and the affair is none of mine. But look, ye, I'm willing to comply with your request, if, as a reward you will allow me to come here and study you every night for the next month. You may then retire to rest for as long a time as you please. agreed, cried the skeleton, and recovering from his original alarm, shook hands with the exultant Tom to seal this strange bargain. Tom found the money, just as the skeleton had said,

distributed it among the amazed creditors of Cyrus Goodston, and passed every night for the next month in the graveyard on the Hill of Storms. There, amidst the gravestones, he studied his accommodating skeleton, who, as it turned out, was a congenial and humorous fellow. The skeleton tirelessly moved into any position or pose, Tom requested, giving the young anatomist an opportunity no other had ever or will ever have, that of watching the actual bone movement of a live skeleton. By the end of the month, Tom and his skeleton were warm friends, for they had discussed many things and had played cribbage by the grave of Cyrus Goodston upon many occasions when

the night's posing was done. They parted with regrets and the skeleton wished Tom's success and happiness in his career. Tom completely retained in his mind all he had observed in his amazing months study, and by that knowledge laid the foundation of a profound anatomical science by which he was afterwards to become famous. It is needless to state that the above is the early history of an obscure Cape Cod boy with a dream who became a famous anatomous, and that any and all other accounts are baseless fabrications. The Moon Cussers of Cape Cod

remaining only in tradition as some of the most colorful characters in the unending novel of Cape Cod, are the swash-buckling domestic pirates known politely as salvagers romantically as moon-cussers and more authentically as bandits fables and traditions say that a band of these men anciently infested the shores of Cape Cod but they were not merely plunderers who swept down on unsuspecting victims their business was a serious planned and profitable one flavored with a touch of the wildly romantic of which pirate stories are made. Theirs was a dangerous game, and they played it well. The whole band of them were mounted on horses when they began their nightly adventures. Up and down the beaches they rode, armed with large lanterns, which they placed at strategically dangerous points along the shores. These decoy lanterns led ships astray on treacherous sandbars and shoals. This completed, they plundered them of the shore.

They plundered them of everything, leaving the ships stripped and gutted. A group of the moon-cussers would divide, two of them, tramping the beach in one direction, two in the other, a shingle held up to protect their eyes from the flying sand, and straining to pierce the darkness for a light from a ship in distress or for a glimpse of a hole on the bars offshore. Perhaps the first sign would be a spar flung up by the wild serfs. the tattered remnants of a sail or the still and battered form of a dead sailor. It is easy to see the origin of the word moon-cusser, for moonlit nights held no profit

for these men, and the beauty of moonlight on still ocean was cursed and not admired. The nights of the moon-cussars were the nights of howling winds, thundering surf, and a wild and turbulent sea, for those were the nights when the work of the moon cussers were the most profitable. It was a wild setting for a wild play. But the advent of the huge lighthouse, put up after much opposition, especially from the men of Eastum, put an end to moon-cussing, for the great white eye of the light beacon could pierce the darkness of a night even brighter than the hated full moon. How the Fogues came to the Cape.

For many, many moons, the great tribe of the Matachisites had lived in peace in their lodges near the clear blue waters of Comaquid. It was a noble tribe renowned for its beautiful young maidens, its fearless braves, and especially for its Great War Soxham, the giant Mansoe. But the heartbreaking morning of the death dirge had made. many times wailed through the camp for the Matachisots had a foe far more terrible than any fierce enemy tribe. Twice each year since the beginning of time, once in the moon of bright nights, and again in the moon of falling leaves, the great devil-bird from over the southern sea

spread wide his smothering wings and swept down on the tribe, capturing in his terrible talons the little papoosa's and even, some of the youngest braves who had just learned the art of the tomahawk. With a laughing shriek, he bore them away to his secret lair in the region of the South Wind, where no man had ever ventured. They were never seen again. On the eve of a triumphant victory over the Nowset's Great War Sackham Man's Hope returned, leading his braves in the ritual chant dance of victory. But the battle cry was mingled with the wail of the death dirge, floating up towards the braves from the camp, and echoing sorrowfully through the stillness of the summer evening.

The giant man's hope found his faithful squaw, with face gashed and breast torn, the ashes heaped on her head, mingling with tears of anguish, for the great devilbird had carried away her first born, a strong young brave of just 16 summers. The devilbird had carried him off to the unknown place before the sun had dropped from the edge of the world. A fierce cry filled with all the venom and hate and sorrow of many moons and many deaths tore from the throat of Manzo. His people trembled with fear and pride as they watched him stand there, his face aglow with the call of battle, his eyes savage with hate and revenge, for they knew that their great leader would leave for the unknown place, stalking the great devil bird. His huge war tomahawk in his hand, man's hopes

rode away without a word from the camp, the wails of the sorrowing squaws, and the war streaks of the braves echoing in his ears. The war drums beat their relentless rhythm of death for the devil bird, With giant strides that took him across the breadth of the cape, Mansoe plunged thigh-deep through the deepest streams, pushed trees aside in forests he had no time to skirt, and came at length to the low treacherous swamp lands that lay at the edge of the southern sea, the last barrier to the unknown place.

In the misty half-light, Man's-hop saw far in the distance the great devil bird, its human prey and its talents, winging its way swiftly towards its lair. Many wondered, but none knew what lay in the unknown place across the southern sea, for no man had dared cross the churning waters to that island lair of the devil bird. But the Saxon's eyes saw the turbulent waters not as danger, but as a bloody challenge. The giant man's hope called out to the great spirit to give, him the strength and cunning to follow the devil bird to his hiding place and slay him there.

Then he strode boldly forth into the deep, treacherous waters. Guided only by the stars, he came at length to the strange and feared unknown place, now Martha's Vineyard. From the western end of the island he saw majestically sheer cliffs, which rose straight from the sea. At the narrowest end of the land, he saw something which made his heart sink, and his blood run cold in his veins, for there was a giant oak, its twisted exposed roots, strewn with the white bleached bones of Indian children

captured by the devilbird for countless years. The giant man's hope crept noiselessly towards the death tree. Under the enveloping shadows of its great branches, he looked up and saw the dim silhouette of the devil bird sleeping in the uttermost. branches. Its head was beneath its wing, its beak dripping blood, and its belly was distended with gluttonous human feasting. Man's Hope glanced at the stone tomahawk in his hand and saw it gleam in the half-light. He fastened it to his belt and then swung himself soundlessly up through the branches towards the sleeping devilbird. At last he reached his

goal at the top of the death tree, so close to the bird, that the night breeze ruffled its feathers across Manhope's cheek. There he paused, gazing down at the bird, hate in his eyes, his heart beating wildly, with the excitement of near victory and revenge. He raised his weapon high over his head and brought it down with a crushing thud on the neck of the devilbird. The great evil one fell to earth, never to rise again.

Panting with excitement and triumph, Man's Hope waited until he was sure the Devilbird was dead before he left the hated death tree and its sorrowful remains. But his triumph had a bitter taste, and his heart was heavy, for although he had vanquished the great evil one, his soul cried out in anguish for his beloved son. Lost in sorrowful meditation, Man's Hope rested for a while at the northern end of the island before returning to his camp on the mainland. He drew forth his pipe, but the tobacco was dampened by the waters through which he had plunged

and would not burn, so he gathered some pokeweed and, loading his pipe, sat quietly smoking. As he smoked, the rings and swirls from his pipe billowed and rose through the early morning air. It floated across the Southern Sea, over the Cape Moors and the lodges of the Indian camp, where his sorrowing squaw awaited his return. Great was the rejoicing in the Indian lodges when Man's Hope's people saw this smoke, for they knew that their great Sasham would never linger to smoke his pipe,

while an enemy he was stalking was still alive. The great devilbird no longer ravaged and killed, and the Indians lived without fear once more. And when the sweet summer air drifted in from the woods, The mist lay low on the swamp lands, and the fog bank from the sound curled in over the mainland, just as the smoke from Giant Mansoap's pipe did on that morning. Indian mothers drew their children closer to the fire, and while the enveloping mists and fogs crept slowly in,

they told them the legend of the great devil birds, saying, Here comes, O Manhoat smoke. The Peddler's Coffin The Winter Night nights are long on Cape Cod, when the lonely winds howled round the house and the naked branches tapped against the windowpane, friends and neighbors gathered in the big warm kitchen of the old Niggerson farmhouse down Rock Harbor Road in Orleans for an evening of storytelling and popcorn or apple roasting. Jonathan Snow, 12 years old, full of imagination and very

impressionable, loved these story evenings. Jonathan would girl up in his favorite niche between the fireplace and the window, and there, munching on apples, would listen Popeye to the spooky stories. Here he was close enough to the bright, friendly fireplace to feel secure, but also close enough to the dark eye of the window and the wild, windy night, to feel a delicious tingle of fear run up and down his spine. One bleak and howling February night, when the stories had been especially air-raising, a lull in the conversation and a few yawns proclaimed that it was time for all to depart for their respective homes. Jonathan knew he should leave, but he felt chained to the fireside. He couldn't stay,

was too proud to voice his fears, and yet shuddered at the thought of leaving this warm kitchen for the dark and lonely walk home. But Boy's Pride won, Jonathan buttoned up his greatcoat, pulled his wool cap down over his ears, and bidding the Nickerson's a brave but reluctant good night set off for home. It was not far from the Nickerson to the snow home, but the night was a wild one, a night of wind and floating mist when familiar daylight objects assumed fantastic shapes, and the road was filled with shadowy forms. Jonathan held himself in admirable check for about a hundred yards. He strolled along, whistling casually, but when he glanced back and could see no more

the winking lights of the Nickerson House, he was casual no longer, and tore at breakneck speed down the road. Rounding the turn, that meant the halfway marked to home, in the place where the road was flanked on one side by a high stone wall, and on the other by a creek which ran parallel to it, Jonathan stood, stock still, blood turning to slow ice in his veins, for there, not four yards before him, gleaming in the flickering pool of moonlight that filtered through the scudding clouds was a coffin. Three thoughts scampered through the terrified Jonathan's mind. He could jump the sewn wall, splash through the creek, or leap over the coffin, and make a dash for home and safety.

And jump, he did. Now, a 12-year-old Cape Cod boy can jump like a grasshopper, but Jonathan did not jump high enough. Just as he thought he had cleared the coffin, and indeed his feet were running before they touched the ground, his ankle was clutched by a bony hand, and he was pulled right to the coffin, and he was pulled right. into the terrible coffin. Reflex action and young strength bounded together simultaneously. Using all his energy, Jonathan pushed out with his hands and heels and leaped from the coffin like fat from a hot skillet. Scared near out of his wits, Jonathan broke an all-time speed record to home. There he babbled out his story to puzzled parents, who, as hearty Cape Codders,

scoffed at the idea of a coffin, but decided to go and investigate anyway. So Jonathan, armed with mother and father, returned to the fateful spot, only to find that the coffin was a two-bushel market basket, which had rolled from a peddler's cart, and which, in the dark night, Jonathan's aroused imagination had turned into an occupied coffin. The resident of the coffin, which Jonathan believed, had clutched his ankle was only the high basket handle which he did not clear in his leap for life. The whale that went to New York. It all started when a 70-ton whale washed ashore at Wellfleet.

Now, 70 tons of whale is no easy thing to deal with, and the costs of towing the whale back out to sea were more than the town fathers felt the thin town treasury purse could afford. Many suggestions were offered, but two enterprising old sea captains hid on a plan to raise enough money for the project, with perhaps money left over to add to the town funds. Why not charge admission to see the whale? This seemed like an excellent scheme,

but the Board of Health had something to say about having a dead whale on the docks that squelched the plan before it got into motion. But the old seaman, undaunted, still thought it was a good plan. Yankee ingenuity reached an all-time high when the captains decided to find out for themselves just how many people would pay 50 cents for the dubious privilege of seeing a 70-ton dead whale.

They decided to tow the monster to New York, paying all towing charges, which were by now. no means slight themselves. Their fellow townsmen scoffed at the idea, but the two captains answered that the whole project would undoubtedly reap a goodly financial harvest, and that the town could whistle for a part of the expected profits. But sad to relate, the get-rich-quick seam backfired, for the two down capers found that the New York Board of Health was no more eager to have a month's dead whale reposing in smelly grandeur on their docks than were the well-fleet officials. And so the two captains, poorer but wiser, and by this time sick and tired

of the whole business, dug deep into their pockets once more and made suitable arrangements for the disposal of the whale. When they returned home and were met with a crossfire of questions, They had not a thing to say. The snake-biting Indian. Tall, straight, and dark-browed, Joseph Nounot was a familiar figure as he made his way throughout the cape. Bible tucked under his arm. Wherever his wandering feet brought him, he stopped to preach for Christianity, for he was a converted Indian. Pious, rum-hating, Joseph was a self-made man,

both educationally and religiously, and was well known as a religiously and at times fanatically sincere man, so well known for this, in fact, that he soon came to be called the Deacon. When the Deacon was not evangelizing, converting, or leading future converts in prayer, he could be found in all seasons, strolling leisurely through the woods and along the beaches. One bright fall day, when the deacon was walking through the rural hills, he came to his favorite place of meditation, a rocky cave-like shelter which was close to the ocean bluffs. There he sat for some time, quietly smoking and thinking,

when his thoughts were arrested by a strange and ominous hissing. The deacon was trapped, for there, directly before the mouth of the cave, was a huge circle of deadly, black snakes. The deacon was unarmed, and the snakes he knew would close in on him faster than light at his slightest movement. He sat, frozen with horror. The minutes dragged by. The deacon never took his eyes off the snakes, and they in turn were like frozen black ribbons, heads slightly raised as they stared at him with eyes he could not see. The small gusts of occasional

sea breeze were cold against the deacon's skin, for he was drenched with the sweat of fear. The snakes crawled slowly towards him with one of the black lines a little ahead of the others. When the reptiles reached his feet, they stopped once more. He could hear their soft hissing and feel the weight of the lead snake across his foot. They moved again like a soft, clinging wave, slithering and undulating towards him. Sluggishly and relentlessly, they moved up his immobile form until they had twined their dank bodies all around him. They clung to him like tenacious pieces of damp wool.

The deacon could see their wicked slit eyes, bright and expressionless, but deadly. He could hear their hissing breaths and feel their hungry bodies in a horrid caress. Still, he did not move a hair, a muscle. he seemed not to breathe. The leader snake was wound round his neck and was looking his head raised right at the deacon, darting its flat head in and out at the Indian's face. On one of these thrusts when the snake's head came within an inch of his mouth, the deacon opened wide his great jaws, and at the moment when the snake thrust its head inquiringly inside, The deacon clamped shut his huge teeth and bit the snake's head off.

This so frightened the rest of the snakes that they hurtled themselves from the deacon's body and fled. Some of the black reptiles were stunned from their fall, and the deacon, master of the field, quickly killed them with a huge stone. The dead snakes he skinned and brought their dried hides home as evidence of the terrible encounter. Johnny Blunt's courtship After the sleigh ride last winter and the slippery tricks served by Patty Dean, nobody would suspect Johnny Blunt's, hankering after women again in a hurry.

To hear him rave and take on and rail out against the whole feminine gender, you would have taken it for granted that he would never look at one again to all eternity. Johnny did take an oath and swore if he ever meddled or had any dealings with women again in the sparking line he meant, he might be hung or choked. But swearing off women and then going into a meeting-house chock-full of gals, all shining and glistening in their Sunday clothes and clean faces, is like swearing off liquor and going into a grog-shop. It's all smoke.

johnny held out pretty well for three whole sundays but on the fourth there were strong symptoms of a change a chap looking very much like johnny was seen on his way to the meeting-house with a new patent hat on his head hung by the ears upon a shirt-collar his cravat had a pudding in it and branched out in front into a double bow knot he carried a straight back and stiff neck and a stiff neck and a cravat had a pudding in it and branched out in front into a double bow knot he carried a straight back and stiff neck as a man ought to when he has his best clothes on, and every time he spit, he sprung his body forward like a jack-in-the-box in order to shoot clear of the ruffles. Squire Jones' pew was next, but two to Johnny's, and when Johnny stood up, he naturally looked straight at Sally Jones. Now, Sally had a face not to be grinned at in a fog. She was easy to look at, and Johnny succumbed. Squire Jones had got his evening fire on and set himself to read the Great Bible when he heard a rap at his door.

Walk in. Well, John, how to do? Get out, Pompey. Pretty well, I thank you, Squire, and how do you do? Why, so far as to be crawling, you ugly beast, will you hold you up? Hall up a chair and sit down, John. How you do, Mrs. Jones? Oh, Midland, how's your marm?

Don't forget the mat there, Mr. Blunt. This put Johnny in mind that he had been off-sounding several times in the long muddy lane, and that his boots were in a sweet pickle. It was now old Captain Jones' turn, the grandfather, being roused from a dose by the bustle and rattle. He opened both his eyes, at first with wonder and astonishment. At last he began to halloo so loud that you could hear him a mile, for he took it for granted that everybody is just as exactly deaf as he is, he is. Who is it, I say? Who in the world is it? Mrs. Jones, going close to his

ears, screamed out, is Johnny Blunt. Oh, Johnny Blunt. I remember he was one summer at the siege of Boston. No, no, father, bless your heart, that was his grandfather. That's been dead and gone this twenty years. Oh, but where does he come from? Downtown. Oh, and what does he follower for a living? And he did not stop asking questions after this sort, till All the particulars of the Blunt family were published and proclaimed by Mrs. Jones' screech. Then he sunk back into his doze again. The dog stretched himself before one and iron. The cat squat down before the other.

Silence came on by degrees, like a calm snowstorm till nothing was heard, but a cricket under the hearth, keeping time with a sappy yellow birch forestick. Sally sat up prim as if she were pinned to the, chair back, her hands crossed genteelly upon her lap, and her eyes looking straight into the fire. For Johnny's part, he sat looking very much like a fool. The more he tried to say something, the more his tongue stuck fast. He put his right leg over his left and said,

Then he changed and put the left over the right. It was no use. The silence kept coming thicker and thicker. Drops of sweat began to crawl all over him. He got his eye upon his hat, hanging on a peg by the door, and then he eyed the door. At this moment, the old captain all at once sang out, Johnny Blunt! It sounded like a clap of thunder, and Johnny started right up on end.

Johnny Blonde, you'll never handle such a drumstick as your father did if you lived to the age of Methuselah. He would toss up drumsticks, and while it was wheeling in the air, turned twice around, and then catch it a cammon down, without losing a stroke in the tune what do you think of that huh but skull your chair round close beside me so you can hear now what have you come ardor ah ye arter oh just hain a walk a pleasant walking i guess i mean just to see how y'all do oh that's another lie you've come to courtin johnny blunt and your ardor are sal say now do you want to marry or only to court this was a choker poor sound Sally made but one jump and landed in the middle of the kitchen, and then she skulked in the dark corner till the old man, after laughing himself breathless, was put to bed. Then came apples and cider, and the ice being broken, plenty of chat with Mammy Jones about the minister and the Sarman.

At last Mrs. Jones lighted tether candle, and after charging Sally to look well to the fire, she led the way to bed, and the squire gathers. gathered up his shoes and stockings and followed. Sally and Johnny were left sitting a good yard apart. For fear of getting tongue-tight again, Johnny sat right in with a steady stream of talk. He told her all the particulars about the weather that was fast and also made some pretty cute guesses at what it was like to be in the future. Johnny gave a gentle hitch to his chair until finally he planted himself fast by Sally's side.

i'm sore sally you look so plaguy handsome to-day that i wanted to eat you up oh shaw get along with you said she johnny's hand had crept along somehow upon its fingers and began to scrape acquaintance with hers she sent it home with a desperate jerk try it again no better luck why miss jones are gettin strappelis a little old maidish i guess hands off is fair play mr blunt johnny finally man not only to get hold of Sally's hand, but managed to slip his arm round her waist. But not satisfied with this, he began to go poking out his lips for a kiss. But he rooted, for Sally fetched him a slap in the face that made him see stars, and set his ears to ringing like a brass kettle for a quarter of an hour. Oh, Sally, give me a kiss, I had done with it now. I won't, so there, nor attack to.

I'll take it whether or no. Do it if you dare. how a bus will crack of a still, frosty night. Mrs. Jones was about halfway between sleep and awake. There goes my yeast bottle, says she to herself, burst into twenty hundred pieces, and my bread is all dough again. The upshot of the matter is that Johnny fell in love with Sally Jones

head over ears. Every Sunday night, rain or shine, finds him wrapping at Squire Jones' door, and twenty times has he been within a hair's, breath of popping the question. But now Johnny has made a final resolve. If he lives till next Sunday night and doesn't get joked in the trial, Sally Jones will hear thunder. The trusting maiden. Marjorie Smith of Shankampore was thrilled and impressed when John Atwood, a respected widower, asked her to be his second wife. Nevertheless, being slightly younger than widower Atwood,

Marjorie demurred for quite some time, before consenting to be his wife. Before she finally said yes, the widower carried on an extensive courtship, and it was said that his promise of building a new house for his bride finally convinced her in his favor. The trusting maiden waited until the knot had been tied before raising the question of the promised new house, only to be met with John's reply of, oh, that would just court and talk, Margie. But although he shattered Love's Young Dream in that respect, he did build a small addition onto the old house. Margie spent the rest of her life in that hot L of a kitchen and never became mistress of a new house. End of Part 3. Part 4 of Tall Tales of Cape Cod by Marles Bittinger. This Librebox recording is

in the public domain. Part 4. Shipwrecked. On yellowed tissue-thin paper, bound in leather, an entitled simply journal, was found an entry which matches all the adventure stories of shipwrecked men ever told. Its authenticity can only be judged by the excerpt which follows. Herein, the reader, if there be any, will find the story of my most harrowing experience at sea. It is only by the grace of God Almighty, that I am alive this day to record it thus. I was 20 years old when I shipped out from Boston on a journey to the East Indies. She was a good ship, my fellow crew members were capable congenial men, many of whom I had sailed with in the past. Our captain had earned our respect, even in a few short days we had been acquainted with him. All hands and officers were convinced

that clear sailing and a profitable journey lay before. all. I cannot record here in a vivid enough manner my impressions during the first three weeks of our sailing. The weather was fair and mild, good winds had prevailed constantly, the life aboard ship was especially pleasant. There was no need for any such feeling as I had found myself indulging in for several days, but it nevertheless prevailed. Perhaps all I can coherently say is that I had a vague unrest, a mind-plagging thought constantly with me, like the shadow of some dark cloud over my being. This feeling brought with it the still subconscious impression of disaster and imminent death, which I could not try as I would shake off. I said nothing to my

mates about this feeling. They would perhaps have scoffed at me, if not my revealing of such an impression would only serve to disturb the uncommonly smooth-running life of our close existence on the lonely seas. It was on a calm, uneventful afternoon, while all hands were engaged in dilatory activities of repair and small duties, that this feeling reached its highest peak. I felt a strange compulsion to plunge into immediate intense activity, for my fears were mounting by the minute, and in my youthful mind I felt vaguely ashamed. I had just left my post by the starboard boat, where I had been engaged in lashing down some canvassing,

when I glanced up to see the lookout in the crow's nest, peering intently out to sea. I knew somehow that my fear was about to materialize, and verily a moment later the call came from the nest, "'Ship on harport, horizon, ho! She bears the Jolly Roger.' The action over our entire ship was so instant in contrast to the almost sluggish movements of the minute before that it was as if a painting had suddenly sprung into life, each of its immobile figures leaping into definite motion.

We clapped on every sail, but the pirate ship was on us before we could get up enough sail to escape. They sent a shot straight through our rigging. The happenings of the next hour remain in my mind only as a confused jumble of shouts, clashing swords, and hand-to-hand combat. The pirate crew were a determined and bloodthirsty lot, not content to merely take over our monetary possessions. They outnumbered us and overpowered us, deliberately destroying and ravaging everything upon which they could lay their hands.

They seemed at last content with what damage they had brought. the burly pirate captain ordered us to abandon our ship, which he and his men then set a fire. Before the fire had reached the hold, what few of our number were left, managed to reach some supplies, and with these few essentials we rode away. I will never forget the frustrated agony in my soul as I watched our valiant ship, strewn with the bodies of our gallant captain and mates, burned to a charred skeleton and sink slowly beneath the waters. There were two lifeboats, lost and tiny as peapods on a pond,

drifting in lone aimlessness on the sea. There were eight of us, including myself in one boat, and five in the other. We saw the other boat, which we could not reach because of the waves, drift farther and farther away. At last, after it had been hidden from our sight by a monstrous, wave, we saw it again, capsized. We tried valiantly to reach those who were floundering in the sea. It was hopeless. One by one they sank beneath the surface, lost forever in the smothering embrace of the sea. For a day and a night, the fierce winds and huge waves crashed against our small

craft, and I cannot explain today why we did not meet the same fate as had our unfortunate comrades in the other boat. Upon the second day, the rolling sea was changed to a flat mill pond surface, and the sun was unbearably hot. We had managed to bring with us only four bottles of water, enough to last but a few days. We did not live. We merely existed. I felt the gnawing, piercing pangs of thirst and hunger congest and constrict my being. Within 14 days, four of our number had died of thirst, and the rest. There were three men besides myself left starving.

My hands, when I reached up to touch my burned, bearded face, were trembling like a man beset with palsy. My eyes, I knew, were like my comrades, empty, vacant, hopeless. I was conscious only of a searing ache over my entirety, and my mind was skipping and sliding over disjointed thoughts. We looked at each other, and still did not see, we were conscious only of hunger and heat and thirst. When we spoke, it was as if in a dream.

Jackson had managed to hook a small fish, but had not the strength to pull it into the boat. I believe we realized the helplessness of our plight and began at that moment of realization to get crazed. It was not long before we began to talk of drawing lots to see which of us should be killed to provide food for the others. The thought is, horrible and distasteful now as I sit with my belly full of good warm food. But then the thought

meant only one thing, the lessening of the most terrible of pains, hunger. We resisted this impulse as long as humanly possible, but at last the time came when we must destroy one of our number or fall upon each other like crazed wolves. We cast lots and it fell upon me to be the victim. I prepared to die, that the others might live. I cannot give my reader any searing recollection of faith or impression that come to a man about to die, for I had none. I knew only that my breast was bared and that one of my mates with arm raised was about to plunge his knife into my vitals.

I believe that I wanted to die. But the shining knife did not come sweeping down, for at that moment we heard a gunshot in the distance and looking in the direction for, looking in the direction for the way to die. from which the sound came, saw a white sail on the horizon. The ship had seen our distress signal, my own shirt which hung from a propped-up oar, and had fired a shot to let us know we had been seen. Death under such horrible circumstances breathed hotly down on few men. I lived to see the pirate captain, who had been the cause of our agony,

hanged from his own yardum in the harbor of Calcut. The Enchanted Mouse In the early days of Eastum, when the menfolk were concerned with the business of the sea, there lived a captain Jed Knowles and his young, lovely, and devoted bride. The captain was a fine figure of a man, Mrs. Knowles, for all her beauty and sweet womanliness, was strange indeed, for they said that she had strange supernatural powers. Mrs. Knowles was devoted to her sailing husband. and, as did many of old-time Cape wives, sailed with him on several of his voyages.

When love was young and absence unbearable, Captain Knowles liked to have his wife along with him, but the objections of the crew, who, according to the best sea superstition, believed that a woman aboard was bad luck, soon added to his misgivings about taking her along. Besides, time was not kind to the temper of Mrs. Knowles, and she soon became, not a pleasure to have along, but rather a bother. The captain soon decided that such companion voyages must cease. For several voyages now, Captain Knowles, under great opposition and argument from his good wife, had succeeded in sailing without her.

On one occasion, however, when the captain was to leave for an extensive voyage, his wife once more requested that she be allowed to accompany him. The answer was a firm negative, and much to the captain, surprise and delight, Mrs. Knowles did not demur, and offered no argument to his decision. And this quick change about fooled the unsuspecting seaman, for he underestimated the power of a woman, especially the strange power of his own wife. On the day of departure, Mrs. Knowles bade her husband a fond goodbye at the door of their home. The captain went down to the docks, weighed anchor, and was on his way.

He did not know, however, that a tiny mouse had fond of their own. followed him aboard close at his heels. Three days out at sea, the captain got a report from the cook that cheese and other-like supplies were being nibbled upon by what was certainly a mouse. The captain, who prided himself on a clean and rodent-free ship, directed him to set poison for the scavenger and thought no more of the matter. But the captain did not rest easy.

His sleep was disturbed upon many occasions by a rustling, scampering noise in his cabin. When he arose and lit his lamp, he was stunned to see, sitting on the foot of his bunk, a tiny mouse, seemingly unafraid and serene, looking straight at him. This happened night after night, and the captain became quite fond of the little creature. But when upon one occasion he found that the mouse had eaten up a midnight supper and nod upon his logbook, as well as starting to scamper up and down the bed while the captain was asleep, he changed his mind. Taking up his whip, he struck the little mouse with it, killing it, and tossed it out of his porthole. When the captain returned home,

he opened the door to find his wife dead on the floor in a pool of seawater with the mark of a whiplash across her face. O Bill Hardy Calculate I never seen the likes of old Bill Hardy Yep, it was a humdinger all right There were a heap of shrewd peddlers roundabout in my day Young feller, and believe me, they were the gaugiest bunch of fellers You ever see

You had to watch your step when you were bargain them with them Yes, sir, else you'd find yourself holding the shy end of the stick But the feller that used to drive the sharpest dickers was old Bill Hardy. Twan't many women are men, folks, either, round here, that hadn't been spliced at one time or another by old Bill. I remember one time in particular, happened right here in the village it did.

Twas quite a spell ago when you were no more than a twinkle in the devil's eye. Well, it seems the folks round here were getting some pretty high-flying IDs. The town had a hearse and a durn good one, too. That's been used for Barian for nearly third. years and some of these foes began to think that maybe the old mariah wasn't quite toony enough for him so they sati'd over to town meeting and voted to buy a new one one day old bill was a-drivein by the old hearse house first selectman and liege gibbs was loafing round the doorway and spied bill the common thought he'd see if an he could get old bill's goat he hollered out say thar bill what'll ye give us for the old hurried but bill didn't bite he jest looked elijah right in the eye and said well i don't know don't seem rightly that you're up to sell the maria some folks in town ain't even had a chance to write in it yet but if you be of a mind sure sell it durna if i might give five dollars for it and sure enough bill bought the old hearse it on to the hind end of his wagon and drove off he was driving along a proud as you please when he passed

Miss Tisra Small. Miss Small was always collecting and buying old stuff. Antique, she called him. Old Bill pulled up near her and hollers, Here's another antique for you, Miss Small. Miss Small didn't think much of the hearse hitched on to the hind end of his wagon. She was mad as a wet hen. Chat up, you old fool, she says, and sailed off down the street.

Bill just kind of chuckled. Well, the next thing you know, Bill was using the old horse for a peddler's cart, and the women folk was so scandalized they got up a meeting to complain about it. Seems they thought it kind of improper that the hearse that had carried their mothers and fathers to the grave was being used to card old brooms and tinware. So they raised $25 and bought it back from old Bill. He didn't care a mite.

He'd made $20. The old hearse was put back in the hearse house and stayed there till it rotted apart. Remember another time, too, everyone knew old Bill would sell. anything. One day he was driving along and met two young Scalowags who thought they'd have a bit of fun with him. They up and asked him what he'd take for the pants he was wearing. Two dollars, says Bill. The winkin' an eyelash and durned if he didn't peel him right off and hand him over to the two young fellers, who were kind of taken aback, I can tell you. Get up, said to Bill, and off he drove down the road, all wrapped up in an old horse blanket.

How Sophie got a husband. sometimes a good deal done on the spur of the moment by a well-meaning philanthropist can do more harm than good and lead to exceedingly comical and unexpected complications for instance take the case of squire nickerson of orleans who never knew the repercussions that resulted from a spontaneous act of kindliness to two strangers first of all let me introduce the principles in this little drama squire nickerson well-to-do prominent kind a school marm from boston whom we shall call sophy spencer acid-tongued parched and taken to drinking lemon juice which probably accounted for her parchment-like appearance and seth a prominent well-liked friendly as the squire but in very different circles to be blunt seth was an amiable old reprobate good people all of them but when they were thrown together they were stirred round in the darned as stew you ever heard up. Squire Nickerson was driving one night long enough ago so we can spare embarrassment to those involved back from a business meeting in Hyannis. The road from Hyannis to Orleon on the backside route is and was then winding and dark. Squire Nickerson was dozing in the back of his garage when he was bumped from his seat by its sudden stop. Looking round, he saw that he was

halted, not at his home, but in the dip bend of the the road by Pleasant Bay. What's wrong, Silas? he asked his driver. Well, sir, replied Silas puzzledly, there seems to be someone lying smack in the middle of the road. Upon examination, the someone proved to be a rather battered elderly gentleman of indeterminate age, and this gentleman was sound dead absolutely asleep in the middle of the road. With a few suspicious sniffs, the squire and Silas determined with surprise that the man

was in a state not of intoxication, but of unusual fatigue. Pick him up, sigh, and put him in the carriage. But, sir, in the carriage, sigh, we can leave him at the end, borefellow. It's a damp night, and surely in this state he can do us no harm. And so the unsuspecting somnambulus was transported from the road to a fine carriage. The squire's carriage, with its new occupant, had not rolled down the road more than a few paces when it stopped again. I say, sir, this here's a thing, said Silas, there appears to be a lady, sir, at the side of the road.

A lady, at the side of the road, walking? Why, no, she's asleep, too, cried the squire, peering out of the carriage window. Why, this poor old couple probably didn't have the coppers to pay for carriage to their destination, meant to camp out tonight and were separated in the fog. We'll bring both these poor souls to the inn. And so they did. Squire Nickerson made suitable arrangements for food and lodging at the inn. The old gentleman and lady were put to bed in a fine room,

and orders left by the squire to give them a good breakfast, leaving extra money with the innkeeper for the two sleepers, and brimming over with self-satisfaction of a good deed well done, Squire Nickerson drove to his home, leaving his newly acquired but unconscious friends, snoring peacefully side by side, and never dreaming that there was a possibility that he had joined a pair whom convention and law had not made one. The fact was the old man and the old woman were perfect strangers to one another,

and their being found in similar situations was purely coincidental. Seth, who by now you know was the old gentleman in question, was very accustomed to spending the night where, he might be, and Sophie, the lady in the picture, traveling by stage from Boston, had become annoyed and frightened at the antics of a rather tipply driver, and under the impression that it was but a few short miles to Orlean had left the stage and started to walk. When found by the squire, she had just stopped at the side of the road to rest and had fallen into a deep and sound sleep. And so past the night.

The newly united pair snored and wheezed peacefully beside one another until the early sunlight broke into the room to disclose the shocking and amazing situation. Sophie was the first to awake, stirred from sleep, by a sound she had never heard before, that of a man snoring. Imagine the consternation of the proper spinster when she awoke to find herself side by side in a strange bed, with a man. Where she was or how she got there she didn't know. It was clear that she was in bed with a man, and that was an event that had never happened to her before, and undoubtedly never

would. She led out a scream that should wake the dead. Old Seth mumbled in his sleep, opened one eye, and then sat bolt upright in bed, staring at Sophie, who, cowering at the bedpost with purple face and tight-shut eyes, screamed with a continuous wail of a fire-siren. First shock turned to dumb amazement. Sophie stopped her caterwauling and turned her head towards Seth, who by now, fully awake, sat frozen with apprehension. She sat bolt upright on one side of the bed, E on the other, and with eyes riveted on one another,

and there they sat, transfixed, with amazement, and shock. Madam began Seth, remembering his manners, even in a situation such as this one, my name is, make me an honest woman, you wretch, cried Sophie, interrupting Seth loudly. It had at last struck her that this was some monster of a man who had succeeded in some horrible design upon her honor. Make me an honest woman villain that you are, or I will be the death of you. Meanwhile, by Sophie's first screams, the other occupants of the inn were peeping in at the door where they saw this amazing scene. An elderly lady, keeping up a continuous stream of gesticulations, vindictive assertions, and loud pleas for aid, was visibly dressing herself more suitably for a

meeting with a stranger. And in bed, cowering and trembling, and attempting to interject the ladies' haulers, an old man valiantly denied any knowledge of what had occurred. The innkeeper at last interfered with the authority of his station. On inquiry, it was found that no breach had been made that could not be easily repaired. Even when told the true story, Sophie would not keep still. The old gentleman, Seth, was then asked if he had any objections to taking his fair bedfellow for a helpmate during the remainder of his life. What else could he do? He stammered out his consent as well as he could. The enraged virgin smoothed down her anger and ruffled feathers

since satisfaction had been made to her injured honor. The bargain was made, a gay but strained prenuptial breakfast was held at the inn, and the happy pair were bundled off to church, amidst the laughing shouts of the strange bridal party and uninvited guest. There the parson waited to make good a match too precipitously formed by the charitable squire who never knew the outcome of his good deed. The Orleans Lamplighter At Rock Harbor lived the old lamplighter of Orleans, Josh Northrop, who took the job when the good ladies of the church,

the sewing circle and female Samaritan Society, organized the Orleans Street Lighting Club. For years, Joss was a familiar figure, making his rounds up and down the street with his ladder, oil, and matches. Josh listened with a philosophical nod to all the complaints of the townsfolk and was often heard to sigh.

I'd start on one end of my beak quite a while before dark, and folks around there would get all set up by the spectacle of me burning oil before sundown. By the time I reached the other end, it was after dark, and durned if the fools down that end didn't kick, because they weren't getting their money's worth. The lamplighter's set of rules decreed

that the lights were not to be lit on what the calendar called a moonlit night, whether the moon could be seen or not. Thus, the most dangerous time to be strolling along the streets was apt to be on a scheduled moonlit night, for Josh always stuck religiously to the calendar. The giant of Longnook Valley. Truro was on that part of the narrow land that sweeps inward at the crook of the Cape's long arm

to form Provincetown. Here, where the scrub pines grow tough and scrawny, and the Truro hills roll from backside to bayside, tangled with a meshwork of clinging bayberry, wild blueberry, sturdy beach plum, and coarse hog cranberry, is Long Nook Valley, a deep-hewn wedge carved in the rugged face of the lower Cape, a valley that stretches from the broad waters of the Atlantic on one side of Cape Cod to the deep half-moon waters of Cape Cod Bay on the other.

Straight through the Truro Hills goes Long Nook Valley. The ancient sun shines down on a place as old as time. a place primitive, wild, and strangely beautiful. From the deep floor of the valley, the hills rise to the sky, silhouetted with the bony-fingered scrub pines. In this time-scarred gouged through the hills, legends could well have started, and superstition and folklore have their ancient origin.

The formation of Longnook Valley is a legend itself and concerns Maloof, a giant legendary figure, who lived in the Cape region, even before the Great Glacier came down from the north, to chew deep paths in the surface of the earth, when this earth was filled with mysterious mists and vapors, rising from a land and sea, still in a state of flux and yet unformed. With arms as long and mammoth as the towering elms of Yarmouth, and legs packed with resilient strength of the mast of a great schooner,

with a chest as huge and powerful as the ancient Hercules, Maloof was no mortal man. His boys could bring the wild rains down from the skies, his whisper could churn the waters of the sea into white foam. Maloof could stand in the deepest waters of Cape Cod Bay, and by stretching out his arms, touch with one fingertip what is now Provincetown, and with the other what is now Orlean. When Maloof got into his fishing craft, the waters all along the Cape Shores rose as if in swift high tide. This boat was immense, its sides thick and massive, its length enough to hold even the giant's tremendously long legs, gargantuan frame, and seven-league boots. Out in the wide free expanse of the Atlantic, in the mist and haze, went Maloof for a day of fishing,

where the hot sun shot through the steams and vapors, Maloof dropped anchor. He lay back in his boat, holding in his great hands, his fish-pole made from the top of a 200-foot pine tree. These huge trees grew in great profusion at one time over the cape, until a tidal wave came and stripped the lower cape of every living thing, leaving in its wake the dwarfed grotesquely scrawny pine tree, now found there. Maloof lolled about on the waters, dreaming giant dreams, his line slack in his hands. Maloof was shaken from his lethargy. The fishing line was a lashing whip in his hands. The pole bent and

arched into the water like the totely drawn bow of an Indian. It quivered and trembled. It snapped up and down. It swished to and fro in the air. Maloof's shoulders were wrenched with a sudden pull at the line, and his boat was nearly capsized by the tremendous snap of the line. Suddenly, he knew what lay at the end. The giant, the prize of the deep waters that Maloof had time and again, stalked and hunted, but without success. In one swift movement, Maloof uncoiled his huge frame and sprang to his feet, bracing them hard against the sides of the boat. His nostrils dilated, and his eyes were wild and eager with the anticipation of a battle with an adversary worthy of his own size and strength.

Maloof's muscles bulged like the sides of a watercass. Blue rope veins throbbed in his temples, sweat poured down his massive back, and the cords in his huge, powerful wrists and hands stood out like Hauser lines. With a great bellow, Maloof threw back his head and braced himself more firmly against the furious strain of the battle. As abruptly as it had started, the tight-drawn tension of the line slackened. Then in another instant the line sprang taut and alive when the creature at the end of Maloof's line propelled itself out of the water and into the air several hundred feet. A giant codfish, with scales as large and thick as oversized barn shingles, eyes as big and bulging as washed-dubs,

and a gaping slash of mouth as wide as a cave, twisted and turned in the air. A frenzied monster of the dark waters, the giant cod thrashed about in an effort to escape. Back and forth raced the giant cod. Blue calm waters churned white and angry. Breakers, house high, piled up on the shores. The whiplash of the line through the water,

the rushing of the boat back and forth, made mountainous waves and whipped the wind to gale force. The cod broke the surface and then sounded the depths again, then up, up into the air, until Maloose line was almost perpendicular to the water. No rearing stallion of the gods and his deity rider had such a battle. The victory would go to the wiliest strategist, and this the cod seemed to sense, for with its eyes red with fear and anger, its fins quivering with the strain of battle,

it leapt into the air once more, and then plunged into the water sounding bottom. There it pivoted about and headed straight for land. The water foamed white from the speed of the Cod's course, and behind him fanned out in an arc as it was cleaved by the bow of Maloof's boat. The bullet-like course, which sped Maloof and his craft straight towards shore, was perhaps more terrible than the actual battle in the ocean. The shore loomed bigger ahead of him, but still Malouve held fast.

His tremendous strength was sapped from the strain of the battle, but he still had a giant's determination to conquer. With a last surge of strength, the cod ceased its twisting, turning gyrations, and plowed through the shallow waters of the shore, up and over the beach, and straight into the hills of Truro, dragging Maloof and his boat behind him. Rocks and boulder formations cracked and split, hurled up and aside like pebbles.

The sky was dark with flying particles of sand and earth, right across the Cape from Atlantic to bay, furrowed the frenzied cod and its tenacious captor, plowing and ripping a deep scar through the hills, and thus was formed Long Nook Valley in Truro on Cape Cod. Traces of the giant cod are found even today in the form of fish scales as large as barn shingles. Some say that these fish scales are really pieces of mica left by the great glacier movement down from the north, but Cape Codders know better.

They are the petrified scales of the legendary giant cod that hauled Maloof and his boat straight across the Cape through the hills of Truro, forming long, Nook Valley. Cupid and the Tree Warden. A portly Cape Codder, while in the midst of his political campaign for the position of local tree warden, strolled one evening into a tavern in search of relaxation and rest from his campaigning. Notting affably to the various customers, he noticed among those present a man who was

obviously there for a long and festive evening. This brought to mind the intriguing thought that the the lady with whom the convivial gentleman was then keeping company would probably be at home alone and in a mood to welcome visitors. Our hero, not one to let such a promising opportunity, pass him by, made a snap decision and hide himself off to the lady's house. So Cupid smiled, but in the offing, trouble brewed. The other gentleman observed the approach and quick retreat of the political Lothario became suspicious, and he too left the tavern only a scant half hour after the departure of his rival. Both male pride and indignation were aroused when he arrived

at the lady's home, for there he found the aspiring town official clad only in his underwear, which even on Cape Cod is not considered correct attire for a social visit. by this disregard of convention, the lady's rather beery protector seized the visitor by the neck and seat of his union suit and hold him in the direction of the front door. Now, no man likes to walk down Main Street in his underwear on a sharp January night. The tree warden candidate was no exception.

He did not depart meekly. He did, in fact, give forceful and valiant opposition to the attack of his enrable. enraged and indignant adversary. It was quite a battle and caused a riotous commotion and an alarming collapse of furniture. After a mighty tussle, the defender of the weaker sex and convention found himself the victor and the politician found himself out on his ear and in his underwear, in the cold night. But at this moment of victory, the local constabulary forces, who had been called by the lady in question a rite.

on the scene. As the minion of the law marched away with a wildly gesticulating and indignant attacker, the underwear-clad politician who was brushing twigs and snow off his union suit, called out, Hi, boys, don't forget, I'm running for tree warden. The singing fish of Monomy Point. In a small, musty canvas-bound book, unopened for years, was found a story of such beauty and wonder that it escapes the imagination. Each whisper of the turning pages, which sent puffs of memory-filled dust into the air, spoke of a day long ago when a young man found an island paradise. The story in the ancient journal was dedicated to the writer's wife, Jesse,

and is presented as a possible solution to the strange humming sounds heard now and again of Monomede. point in Chatham on Cape Cod. It was long ago when I was young and adventurous and on one of my first important sailings that this amazing thing occurred. We were bound for the Indies, and while rounding Cape Horn, ran full into a swift and violent storm that was unexplainable. For one moment, the waters were as calmly blue as those of Scargo Lake in Dennis on a clear summer day, and the next they were scowling, angry, and black. The sky shook its fist at our ship and sent down to us such winds and fierce rains

as I have never seen before. All about us was billowing, unpenetrable gray, and all hands felt the atmosphere alive with some strange force. Our navigation equipment seemed frozen, and our rudder was cracked by the mountainous waves that crashed against our ship. We lived in, darkness and floundered around in that sea of gray for five terrible days.

At the end of the fifth day a calm, a stillness came as suddenly as the attacking storm, and this silence seemed the more terrible because of its contrast with the wild gray days through which we had just passed. All hands came above, and though none spoke a word, I knew that a strange fear gripped the heart of each of my shipmates. I am not a poet or a man of letters, and my words, however carefully written here, could not adequately describe the scene which met our eyes. We found ourselves floating in the midst of a strange, dead sea, from which we could not escape. I thought at first that it might be Sargasso Sea, for the waters were filled with weird strands of sea-plant life,

with roots as big as boulders. But common sense and knowledge of the map made that impossible. The sea on which we drifted was a sea of powerful currents, each eddying in opposite directions. The water, so clear we could see the smooth white bottom, 50 fathoms below, was a curious turquoise streaked with brightest greens and pinks. All around us were the listing vacant skeletons of ships that had found their unexpresenting, way here before us. Monstrous fish, and fish no larger than a hair, swam through the waters. These fish were gold, green, blue, and red, striped, streaked, and dotted with the most amazing panorama of colors. Strange, hewed birds with weird calls flew overhead, and over all this

amazing scene there was an intense, stifling silence. We drifted about under the hand of the changing currents for six weeks, and lived from the waters around us. Some of the sea vegetation, when pulled up, proved to be clean and sweetly edible, and the strange, bright, colored fish were easily caught. During this period, although we were well-fed and temporarily safe, we grew restless, and conflictions sprang up at every turn. For however well-fed and kept a man may be, the fear of the unknown and a wondering about when he will see familiar land and beloved faces keeps him forever unhappy and discontent. Moreover, we were all consumed with the most intense curiosity about our strange surroundings.

And always in our minds and before our eyes were the bare hulks of the other ships caught in the sea, which we all hoped would not prove to be prophetic to us. we had at the end of our six weeks of drifting sunk so low in our spirits and become so apathetic about our situation that we became lax in our shipboard duties as the days dragged by we assigned one watch for the long night and another for the daylight hours i am sure that if these men had been watched they would have been observed dozing at their posts for none of us expected anything unusual to happen and by this time moved in that aimless lethargy of men without aim or purpose. It was on the morning of what I presumed to be the 42nd day of our drifting that a frenzied shout from the night watch jolted us from our bunks. Land had been sighted, and all hands laughing and shouting, like men, freed from long imprisonment, sprang to work, long neglected, to reach this land. But each time

we came close enough to use the small landing-boats, the landings. The land seemed to move away from us, until at last we found that the land cited was a cluster of many-sized and shaped floating islands, the largest of which became our goal. These islands moved on the conflicting currents and seemed forever out of our reach. Finally, at the close of four days of chasing the island, we were caught up on a current that crossed with that of the largest, and it was there on a strange disjointed piece of land, a strange cut-off sea that we found what seemed to all of us to be our dream of paradise. The island was verdantly green, overflowing with exotic flowers, and huge graceful trees which

bore sweet, succulent fruit. A heavy jasmine sweet scent was in the gentle winds. Here was a land of such incredible beauty and serenity that I knew somehow no man had ever been here before. small spring-fed streams veined over the island and the water from these streams was like the coolest nectar the days were always full of sunshine and the sky a shimmering blue but for all that sun the days were never more than comfortably warm the island nights were nights of incredible beauty the water shone with a thousand a million diamonds of phosphorus the night air was cool and sweet and and the stars above seemed close enough to pluck from the sky. Day and night the peace and serenity none of us had ever experienced before was overall,

and I yearn for that serenity to this day. There is always, I believe, now, that feeling over those wonders of nature untouched by man. Perhaps it was because they had lived so long in strangeness and uncertainty that they had become apathetic, or perhaps it was because they had found on this island paradise the very essence of their hidden dream of peace and beauty. Whatever the reason, the men who had been my companions and shipmates all through these amazing happenings, now seemed content to lull beneath the palm trees, swim in the clear warm water, or fish from the canoes which they had fashioned. I heard no mention of returning to Cape Cod, nor saw any desire,

nor yearning for familiar faces and homeland. We had established in a small sheltered cove at the south of the island, where we had first landed our headquarters. Here we had everything necessary for living. A small stream was close at hand. The sea was at our doorstep, and the cove was abundant with the coconut trees, the tropical fruit bushes, and a plentiful amount of trees suitable for building and firewood. My mates seemed perfectly content to stay in this restricted area, and seemed to have no desire to explore further the island upon which we had landed. But although I too felt that serenity, happiness, and contentment, I yearned to explore the rest of the island, for I felt that there were other mysteries and wonders yet to be seen. The rest of the island which I set out

to explore on the sixth day of our stay was much like. the small part in which we had encamped, but seemed to grow increasingly more beautiful as I traveled inland. All through the morning I tramped through the thick growth of the island, coming now and then upon small glades where damp, fresh green moss surrounded little pools and silvery streams. These glades were dark and cool, and the air was pure and refreshing. As I neared what I judged to be the centermost part of the island, I was the centermost part of the island,

I broke through a wall of the island greenery and saw like a blazing jewel in a setting of green a lake, its waters of glowing deep blue. This lake was surrounded by long-leaved trees like the weeping willow I had seen at home that trailed to the thick carpet of rich green moss below. Curling vine tendrils dashed here and there with dots of red berries and exotic flowers, locked themselves around the giant cypress trees. The sun pointed shafts of dull gold through the trees that clasped their hands overhead, and the air was alive, vital, and refreshingly cool, a direct contrast to the pleasant but heavy sensuously sweet smell of the rest of the island.

The cool secluded lakeside oasis was a perfect place to stop from my exploring, so I settled down on a soft knoll of moss, ate fruit from nearby trees, and drank the sweet coconut milk. I must have fallen into a deep and restful sleep, for I suddenly started up, arrested by sounds which I first attributed to dreams. The silence and serenity was still in the air, but there came to my ears, attuned by the deep silence to any small sound, a strange melodic humming. I was aware through some instinct that I must not move. As I strained my ears, the humming became louder, and looking over the lake, I saw its smooth surface ripple as if a child had thrown a handful of pebbles onto it.

The humming vibrations seemed to have their source directly in the lake. I could sit still no longer and crept slowly to the water's edge. The ripples grew larger, and the ripples grew larger, and to my amazed eyes there appeared a hundred or so small fish whose brilliantly colored bodies shimmered and vibrated. These fish were singing. The humming grew in intensity, and I was able to recognize several of the melodies, Scottish airs, South African chants, southern Negro songs, Cape Cod Sea Chanties, Lullabies. All these came to my ear on a wave of the most beautiful harmony I have ever heard. My brain reeled with the phenomena and the beauty of the music.

I could not believe what my own ears and eyes told me and made a sudden movement toward the water. The humming ceased instantly, the fish vanished, and the water's surface was as smooth as before. The great silence once more filled the atmosphere. I felt a strange exultation as I made my way back to the camp, and though I said, nothing of this amazing discovery to my companions, I determined to return to the lake of the humming fish the next day. Day after day I returned to the green, cool loveliness surrounding the lake of the humming fish, and each day I awoke wondering what I could find there.

At times the fish would seem to greet me with their burst of humming, but upon other occasions they never appeared. It was on those days of silence that I began to think that I was fast-ableness. approaching insanity. As the days passed, I became more hypnotized by the phenomena of these humming fish. Gradually, they seemed to become accustomed to my presence, and two of the boldest allowed me to feed them small bits of berry and weed that I tossed to them. Several times these two came to the surface alone, and refused to hum until I had given them the food. I began to think of these two fish, which were bright silver and clums, and

color, with gorgeous stripes of deepest blue, green, and yellow as my own. My strange rendezvous with a humming fish continued for several weeks, and when my mates at last came from their dream world and began thinking of home and family, I determined to capture the two fish and carry them home with me. At length, our ship, which we had all considered wrecked beyond repair, was amended enough to warrant an attempt to leave the island and the sea of currents. On my last journey to the lake of the hummingfish, which I had come to consider as my own piece of paradise and contentment,

I lured the small humming fish into a wide-mouthed jug, filled with water from their own lake. I supplied myself also with three cags of this same lake water and prepared to carry the fish home with me. I will not dwell on the voyage home, It suffices to say that we all arrive safely and pledged ourselves to secrecy about the island and the sea we had visited. At home harbor, each man went his separate way, and I, with my humming fish, strode home through the darkness, taking the shortcut round Monomy Point. The night was dark as ink, and I stumbled from weariness, dropping the precious keg of fish on the rocks at the water's edge,

and the two humming fish escaped. It seemed at that moment that all I had experienced was a dream, for in the vanishing of the fish, only the memory of my island paradise could remain. For days I walked to the spot at Monomy Point where the fish had escaped. I called to them as I had at the island lake and left small bits of their favorite berry food at the water's edge,

but they could not or would not, here. You are perhaps wondering why I kept silent so long. I had a wife and three children, and I was a man of good name in my Cape Cod community, and could not risk their well-being by the revelation of this incident, which would surely mark me as touched. And further, I did not wish to have this most wonderful of experiences tarnished and bandied about by unimaginative Vancala's cynics. It has been many years since I have gone to Monomy Point in an attempt to call back the humming fish from that loveliest lake on the island paradise, but I have never forgotten them, or the place in which I first found them. All my recollections are as vivid

and as real as the day when I first found myself in that strange and beautiful setting. End of Part 4 End of Tall Tales of Cape Cod by Merrillis Bittinger